#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-12
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[23:44:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor Says Feds Paid Carnegie Mellon $1M to Help Unmask Users - http://sylnt.us - white-hat
[22:43:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Breakthrough in Superconducting Materials Opens New Path to Fusion - http://sylnt.us - put-THAT-on-your-fridge
[22:33:41] <chromas> they made at least two separate cartoon series about teh c lones
[22:32:41] <SirFinkus> the whole clone thing was the worst thing in the prequels
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[22:19:14] <chromas> those ancient aliens are appropriating our cultures
[22:03:01] <SirFinkus> oh god I forgot about the 50s diner
[21:44:13] <SirFinkus> so now we're in the retarded skydiving/car chase part
[21:43:13] <SirFinkus> I bet that mechanical hand has other attachments
[21:42:50] <SirFinkus> they aren't supposed to love or something either
[21:42:36] <crutchy> i don't think luke skywalker was christian, cos he was definitely a wanker
[21:41:42] <crutchy> prolly as long as they aren't christians/catholic/etc
[21:37:17] <SirFinkus> important question: Are jedi allowed to masturbate?
[21:34:07] <SirFinkus> "you'll always be that little boy I met on tattooine" HA shot down fucker
[21:33:08] <SirFinkus> "good to see you again jar jar" ~nobody ever
[21:29:43] <SirFinkus> which is retarded
[21:29:42] <crutchy> that sounds exactly like the US
[21:29:35] <SirFinkus> so basically, it implies that the jedi knights are soldiers
[21:29:22] <SirFinkus> and there's talk of rebellion
[21:29:12] <SirFinkus> well, the intro said the republic was forming an army because the jedi knights couldn't hold order or some shit
[21:28:28] <crutchy> most countries aren't world police
[21:28:10] <SirFinkus> also, first movie had a lot more physical sets
[21:28:08] <crutchy> that only sounds like US soldiers
[21:27:57] <SirFinkus> kiddies also don't want to see dull senate proceedings
[21:27:45] <SirFinkus> that sounds like "soldiers" to me
[21:27:39] <crutchy> kiddies don't wanna see cgi characters get killed
[21:27:33] <SirFinkus> "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers " "Has made it difficult for the limited number of jedi knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy""
[21:27:19] <crutchy> it was good when jarjar got his tongue caught in the laser thingy. pity he didn't get sucked into the engine and chopped up into little bits, but pg
[21:26:43] <SirFinkus> also very little dialog, which is important
[21:26:20] <SirFinkus> very low bullshit
[21:26:06] <SirFinkus> but that part felt like star wars
[21:26:03] <crutchy> for lousy podrace games
[21:25:58] <SirFinkus> it's star wars
[21:25:51] <crutchy> the podrace was a marketing tool
[21:25:40] <crutchy> the podrace *groans*
[21:25:28] <crutchy> because the jedi is smart and reverses reverse psychology
[21:25:26] <SirFinkus> like, the podrace was pree cool
[21:25:14] <SirFinkus> first movie had some redeeming parts
[21:25:14] <crutchy> plot twist: the double was actually the real senator
[21:24:47] <SirFinkus> didn't fail her at all
[21:24:34] <SirFinkus> so she did her job
[21:24:30] <crutchy> otherwise you end up in long VA waiting queues
[21:24:29] <SirFinkus> not really, her specific purpose was to die instead of the senator in the event of an assassination
[21:23:58] <crutchy> re only a hero if you die
[21:23:52] <crutchy> you
[21:23:49] <SirFinkus> they could have salvaged the series after the first movie
[21:23:42] <crutchy> sounds like most soldiers nowadays
[21:23:28] <SirFinkus> naw, first one was bad, but the second one was the worst
[21:23:15] <SirFinkus> sounds like she did a good job
[21:23:08] <SirFinkus> but isn't that exactly what a body double is for?
[21:23:02] <SirFinkus> *body double dies* "sorry senator, I failed you"
[21:22:50] <crutchy> phantom pain in the ass
[21:22:41] <crutchy> attack of the clones is still far more tolerable than the first prequel. whatever it was called
[21:20:04] <SirFinkus> "Has made it difficult for the limited number of jedi knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy" so Jedi Knights have been ret-conned into the space army/police
[21:18:55] <SirFinkus> COUNT DOOKU
[21:17:10] <SirFinkus> the point of no return for the prequels
[21:16:57] <SirFinkus> Time for Attack of the Clones
[21:12:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mars' Moon Phobos is Being Slowly Ripped Apart - http://sylnt.us - time-and-tide-waits-for-no-man
[21:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1861
[21:06:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[19:41:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Think Your IT Project is a Disaster? These Will Make You Feel Better - http://sylnt.us - schadenfreude
[18:40:03] <SirFinkus> so if the flying blue jew flies all the time, why does he carry around a walking stick?
[18:10:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World Nations Reach Landmark Deal on Using Satellites to Track Flights - http://sylnt.us - not-many-"landmarks"-at-sea
[17:49:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Techwolf: No problem, glad I was able to help.
[17:48:12] <Techwolf> Thanks Any The Absurd, while that didn't totally fixed it, it did make Lighting render just like the other browser i'me trying to move off of.
[17:47:12] <SirFinkus> replace "meesa" with "elmo"
[17:46:52] <SirFinkus> jar jar is literally elmo
[17:46:46] <SirFinkus> I just realized
[17:46:44] <SirFinkus> oh god
[17:46:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> so OF COURSE they had transmission methods that were 100% reliable, and instantaneous, even over interstellar distances
[17:46:04] <SirFinkus> but really, like 15 seconds
[17:45:51] <SirFinkus> enter: Jar Jar
[17:45:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> and we all know that the Ancients had access to technological secrets that are lost today
[17:45:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> but happened a long, long time ago; in a galaxy far, far away
[17:44:29] <SirFinkus> skype shit itself all the time
[17:44:20] <SirFinkus> have you tried rebooting?
[17:44:15] <SirFinkus> in about 15 seconds
[17:44:11] <SirFinkus> I love how a hologram flickers out and they immediately assume it's because they've cut the transmission lines before an invasion
[17:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> Have you tried changing the "enable text reflow" setting? It seems to make a difference on my device.
[17:32:22] <SirFinkus> ok, time for The Phantom Menace
[17:31:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't have my Android 4.4 device here, but let me try that browser.
[17:27:22] <Techwolf> I've set the large text in acceapccebily and set the larger text int eh browser and still get the same size text as before, but now have a nice and large URL in the status bar. So I know that part is working.
[17:26:28] <Techwolf> Android 4.4.4, Lighting 4.2.3a
[17:26:06] <alexbst> nice dick.
[17:16:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I want everyone to look at my dick.
[17:16:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't want my privacy
[17:12:50] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Edward Snowden Explains How To Reclaim Your Privacy
[17:12:49] <alexbst> https://theintercept.com
[17:07:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Seems fine to me (on Android 5.1 and Firefox)
[17:07:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> what mobile OS and browser are you using?
[17:03:56] <Techwolf> I've dug around the settings and did not find it. Is there a setting on the site to increase the font size? The site is overiding the browser increased font size and setting it back to small unreadable text on a mobile device.
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[16:39:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why TV Networks Are Cutting Back on Commercials - http://sylnt.us - adverts-averse?
[16:25:29] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Why Do Women Hate Each Other? | caprizchka
[16:25:28] <alexbst> https://caprizchka.wordpress.com - some very interesting things consolidated in this
[16:10:40] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Fuji Lake Car Show: Japanese car culture at its absolute peak
[16:10:38] <alexbst> http://oppositelock.kinja.com
[15:08:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Provider of Prisoner Phone Calls Hacked - http://sylnt.us - cell-phones
[14:07:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Multinationals Hiding more than USD$500 Billion from G20 Tax Collectors - http://sylnt.us - luxembourg-shuffle-fulfilled-by-amazon
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[13:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much interested in spotting fish as i am brush piles and having a battery voltage readout
[13:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima blow the rest of my boat cash on a fish finder though.
[13:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:30:23] <chromas> one guy put 'em on his lawnmower
[13:30:15] <chromas> hah, youtube's got dixie horns videos
[13:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna bother painting the stars n bars on it. just orange.
[13:27:01] <chromas> well you don't have sjws around there yet do you?
[13:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> how much shit ya reckon i'd get for painting the boat orange n slapping a 01 on the sides?
[13:25:33] <chromas> dammit I was just about to type that
[13:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... fiddy bucks on amazon
[13:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> was actually hoping for some that played dixie
[13:23:45] <chromas> Get two so you can tune them and sound like a train
[13:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> today i'm removing one of the swivel seats and lengthening the trailer lights wires.
[13:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll ponder on the $37 one from auto zone
[13:21:01] <chromas> use a rape horn and an air compressor
[13:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin $200+ for an air horn?!
[13:18:23] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders putting an air horn on his boat
[13:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> outputs directly to the html pages
[13:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[13:16:21] <chromas> is Loggie python?
[13:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[13:16:10] <chromas> vacuuming the db was enough to knock me off I guess
[13:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, little chilly and windy
[13:14:48] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 61F. Winds W at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 58F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph.
[13:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll work on my boat today instead of working on code
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[13:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[13:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may write a cgi script to search or possibly dump the logs
[13:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hafta scrape the logs. sigh.
[13:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i can't set up a periodic rsync. can't automate kinit securely.
[13:01:07] * chromas looks for more places to throw indexes into the db
[13:00:39] <chromas> night
[13:00:29] <crutchy> anyway, midnight here. caio o/
[12:58:56] * crutchy hangs head in shame
[12:58:47] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:58:43] <exec> 0381380
[12:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~count nick=crutchy
[12:58:32] <exec> 0311333
[12:58:29] <chromas> haven't checked a stats bot in awhile
[12:58:15] <chromas> ~count nick=exec
[12:57:59] <crutchy> its probably one of the most blabbingest nicks on here in the stats
[12:57:21] * crutchy wonders how many ignores exec has been awarded already
[12:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and from getting chromas a good kicking
[12:57:09] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[12:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot, yer one worthless comment from joining ciri on ignore
[12:56:29] <chromas> >:)
[12:56:17] <exec> 03tmb, juggs and even pj are regulars
[12:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> who turned exec's stoopid button on?
[12:56:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 126
[12:56:06] <crutchy> chromas++ # wtf master :D
[12:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> dahell?
[12:55:21] <exec> 03it was right the first time, just that sdc5 doesn't appear in /sys/block
[12:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your regex is longer than 20 characters, you're probably doing it wrong.
[12:54:59] <crutchy> i think the worst anyone seems to be able to do with my bot is slow it down by making it run heaps of scripts at once. but that kinda doesn't change much cos its usually slow as shit anyways :p
[12:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a bytram thing. he's the one what loves complex regexs. i like em short n elegant.
[12:53:51] <exec> 03186
[12:53:45] <chromas> yes, anyone feel free to abuse crutchy's bot ;D
[12:53:29] <crutchy> ~count message=8008135 channel=
[12:52:54] * chromas charges TheMightyBuzzard with the task of generating the most compact, obtuse regex including as many violent actions as possible
[12:52:32] <crutchy> Bytram could abuse that script :p
[12:52:12] <Bender> karma - chromas: 125
[12:52:12] <crutchy> chromas++ # regexy
[12:52:11] <exec> 0326
[12:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~count type=action message=smake
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really weird that stims calm folks with ADHD down
[12:51:35] <exec> 03701
[12:51:27] <chromas> ~count type=action message=[punche|slap|[sm|wh]ack|hit|beat|kick]s
[12:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... roomie's masculine child has the ADHD like me. might start slipping him some in his water bottle.
[12:50:26] <crutchy> now i wanna drive to bumfuck west
[12:50:17] <crutchy> dammit. nodoze reminds me of driving to brisvegas
[12:49:44] <crutchy> or the red bull, or nodoze
[12:48:29] bobloblaw is now known as MissO`gyny
[12:48:24] <crutchy> stick it next to the red cordial and you won't need to worry about it
[12:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass. pondering the sack of anhydrous caffeine i have hidden where the roomie's kids won't get into it.
[12:46:54] <crutchy> works for me sometimes
[12:46:40] <crutchy> dump a ginormous crap and stink yourself awake
[12:46:05] <takyon> you go hard
[12:46:03] <takyon> hah
[12:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, not waking up for shit today. coffee and adderall are failing me
[12:42:20] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, feministing means punching feminists in both lips
[12:41:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> feminist fisting.
[12:40:52] <chromas> see, ciri is smart
[12:40:31] <chromas> <ciri> exec: Feministing safe spaces are for shitty design zombies.
[12:40:24] <crutchy> dotient
[12:40:17] <Bender> karma - ciri: -8
[12:40:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # because fuck you, that's why.
[12:40:13] <crutchy> ciri is sentient
[12:40:05] <crutchy> we can talk to ciri with a single . now :)
[12:39:52] <Bender> karma - ciri: -7
[12:39:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # I hate ciri (and Siri, but that's another story)
[12:39:35] <Bender> karma - ciri: -6
[12:39:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # it's a stupid bot, put it on /ignore
[12:39:00] <Bender> karma - ciri: -5
[12:39:00] <crutchy> ciri++ # butt master
[12:38:42] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 178
[12:38:42] <chromas> crutchy++ # bot master
[12:38:26] <Bender> karma - chromas: 124
[12:38:26] <crutchy> chromas++ # log master
[12:37:54] <crutchy> ^ the db :)
[12:37:51] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:37:47] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[12:37:47] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[12:37:45] <crutchy> ~log
[12:37:29] <chromas> cron script to import to a db
[12:37:21] <chromas> well there you go
[12:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish we were storing the bloody things in a db. be much easier and more secure to search them.
[12:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure but not as fast as actual compiled grep
[12:34:45] <chromas> perl doesn't do grep?
[12:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't wanna use shell commands cause you bastards would find a security hole.
[12:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't really think of any better way to grep through the logs than actual grep
[12:31:21] <chromas> (test)
[12:31:13] <chromas> .
[12:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:30:13] <exec> 03122
[12:30:09] <chromas> ~count type=kick
[12:29:30] <Bender> karma - two_finger_typing_without_looking_at_keyboard: -1
[12:29:30] <crutchy> two_finger_typing_without_looking_at_keyboard--
[12:29:14] <chromas> sexex
[12:29:05] <crutchy> *regsex
[12:29:01] <crutchy> segsex
[12:28:55] <crutchy> ah
[12:28:55] <chromas> regrex
[12:28:52] <exec> 032242
[12:28:47] <chromas> ~count channel=#$ message=yo mama
[12:28:40] <crutchy> hmm
[12:28:14] <crutchy> # is yo mama central
[12:28:13] <exec> 032416
[12:27:46] <crutchy> ~count message=yo mama channel=#
[12:27:43] <exec> 032415
[12:27:22] <crutchy> oops
[12:27:21] <chromas> and #
[12:27:16] <crutchy> ~count message=yo mama channel=
[12:27:13] <chromas> that does include freenode though
[12:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> still reading 151 here
[12:26:50] <chromas> neat
[12:26:43] <exec> 03420
[12:26:31] <crutchy> heh beat me to it :p
[12:26:20] <chromas> ~count message=boobs channel=
[12:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> course that's for every channel we have logs for
[12:26:04] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 51
[12:26:04] <crutchy> bewbs++
[12:25:59] <chromas> must be a hole in muh logs
[12:25:37] <exec> 03126
[12:25:34] <crutchy> ah
[12:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> 303 here
[12:25:32] <chromas> ~count message=boobs
[12:25:26] <exec> 03267
[12:25:23] <chromas> ~count message=bewbs
[12:25:11] <exec> 03563586
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno... they ARE boobs
[12:25:05] <chromas> ~count msg=bewbs
[12:25:01] <crutchy> that seems a bit far fetched
[12:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> my grep-fu must be off then
[12:24:51] <crutchy> lol half a millions boobs
[12:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:24:18] <chromas> ooh, shortcut
[12:24:04] <exec> 03563579
[12:23:53] <crutchy> ~count msg=boobs
[12:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, think ima just rsync the logs over to boron every 5m
[12:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. only 151 occurrences of "boobs" in all of the logs. well 152 now.
[12:22:38] <crutchy> you gunna parse loggie's html-tastrophe?
[12:22:26] <chromas> thought you found apache
[12:22:22] <chromas> you're not canceling that?
[12:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta set up a cron job to regularly rsync the files
[12:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> least most recently
[12:21:17] <crutchy> ah
[12:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i was talking about loggie
[12:21:06] * crutchy is confusement
[12:21:05] <chromas> Loggie
[12:20:59] <crutchy> or are we talking about loggie?
[12:20:43] <takyon> I think there was no story but I put it in one of my linkdump comments
[12:20:37] <chromas> don't have to now that there's an api
[12:19:54] <crutchy> we don't scrape SN comments coss that would be bad mkay :p
[12:18:11] <takyon> I'm kind of surprised we haven't seemed to have had a full story on Carnegie Mellon's pulled presentation on Tor attack from 2014
[12:17:52] <chromas> bind-tools has it
[12:15:59] <chromas> no host either
[12:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, takyon
[12:15:53] <takyon> hi
[12:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> they want you to use host and dig and shit
[12:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch, yes?
[12:15:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, we do have apache running on bery
[12:14:20] <chromas> for some reason my computer doesn't have nslookup or anything
[12:14:05] <chromas> dunno
[12:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, wait, which box does loggie log to?
[12:12:42] <chromas> so people can capture them first and you can wink
[12:12:21] <chromas> you'd only need it if you're gonna delete comments
[12:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think we wanna do push notifications for SN
[12:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[12:10:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> network mounts that can hang the boot process would get me shot no matter the protocol
[12:10:38] <chromas> looks like if you use reddit's 'live threads' thing then you can read posts when they come in and ignore delete commands
[12:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> periodic rsync i could get away with
[12:09:51] <chromas> sshfs
[12:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj would shoot me
[12:09:36] <chromas> guess you'll just have to set up an nfs mount
[12:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, we're not running apache/nginx/etc on bery
[12:09:10] <chromas> ooh, a web script?
[12:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if i'm gonna write a script i might as well make it world accessible
[12:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Secure Can Your Router Get? - http://sylnt.us - air-gap-the-router
[12:05:34] <bobloblaw> ^ 03reddit.com: api documentation
[12:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.reddit.com
[12:05:00] <chromas> I thought that at first, but it has to run js from reddit or the comments won't load
[12:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly makes a local copy of all posts
[12:03:35] * chromas wonders how unreddit accesses deleted comments
[12:02:46] <chromas> beryllium could have a search script for MrPlow to access :D
[12:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... he'd need to be running on beryllium instead of boron for that if i want direct file access
[12:02:11] <chromas> sounds like nonsense
[12:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> well there's a MrPlow function. search the logs and return a link to the appropriate one
[12:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow
[12:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i need sumpin to do
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[11:00:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1860
[11:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:34:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shadow Bans Not Banny Enough For Reddit - http://sylnt.us - shiny-new-ban-hammer
[10:21:46] <bobloblaw> ^ 03Goals vs. Systems | Scott Adams Blog
[10:21:45] <alexbst> http://blog.dilbert.com ;)
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[08:22:23] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 03:07:35] #Soylent <juggs> martyb, /msg Bender !help and then you can interact with it in a separate tab / screen rather than in channel
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[08:02:42] <chromas> from the 'bout-time dept
[07:32:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Maps for Android Adds Offline Mode - http://sylnt.us - there's-a-map-for-that
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[05:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I shall feign mock outrage in either case!
[05:08:02] <SirFinkus> He ain't drunk, he's just drinkin'
[05:05:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we're supposed to think he's drunk
[04:45:29] * Deucalion staggers around
[04:39:32] <SirFinkus> because I'm an asshole
[04:39:26] <bobloblaw> ^ 03Star Wars Episode II - I don't like Sand - YouTube
[04:39:26] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:27:42] <SpallsHurgenson> educated minions? sounds risky
[04:25:43] <takyon> education facilities
[04:23:20] <SpallsHurgenson> minion training camps!
[03:59:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The 100 Most Militarized Universities in America - http://sylnt.us - they-have-to-come-from-somewhere
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[03:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> stoopid windows and its amnesic icon cache...
[03:19:17] <takyon> not if you keep on watching YTPs
[03:17:31] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I guess I'm doomed to a miserable dusk and dawn
[03:17:08] <Bytram|away> hope you all have a good day/night!
[03:16:52] <Bytram|away> gonna call it a night, gang
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[03:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> 5th theatrical release terminator movie, yes
[03:14:46] <takyon> is genisys the 5th movie
[03:14:40] <pants> ^ 03[YTP] Anthony Sullivan Wipes His Bum on Your Carpet - YouTube
[03:14:39] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:11:57] <SpallsHurgenson> although the leads were all totally miscast... a pastier, tubbier bunch of action-movie heroes I never did see
[03:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> definitely a better movie than Terminator 3
[03:06:43] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated noted... Terminator Genisys wasn't half as horrible as I expected
[03:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> those bumpkins? I don't know what they speak, but it sure as tootin' ain't English! :)
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[03:05:04] <Bytram> well, it is just a bit unlike the 'standard midwest' accent about which all dialects seem to be compared
[03:04:29] <SpallsHurgenson> why shouldn't I believe it? It's a perfectly normal accent
[03:04:12] <Bytram> believe it or not, that is NOT an exaggeration -- people down that way DO speak like that
[03:03:30] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!
[03:02:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Dad?
[02:59:45] <pants> ^ 03Which way to Millinocket - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[02:59:45] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[02:59:19] <Bytram> you aint gut nuthin on them folks from way Down East
[02:58:09] <SpallsHurgenson> hai, I learnt t' spake this wah from mah muddah and faddah!
[02:54:29] <Bytram> au contraire! You just *listen* funny!
[02:54:25] <chromas> I'm looking for a Peter File
[02:54:00] <SpallsHurgenson> that's 'cause everyone else talks funny :)
[02:53:34] <Bytram> much like in the US southeast where 'pen' and 'pin' sound the same
[02:53:14] <Bytram> that said, I've heard people speak for whom they would be indistinguishable
[02:52:31] <Bytram> SirFinkus: idk about you, but round heah, those are two distinct words
[02:51:48] <SirFinkus> idk what retarded accent you have, but that's valid across the US
[02:50:17] <Bytram> just stay away from the c-section
[02:49:37] <SpallsHurgenson> sea-ward to C-word is a stretech too, depending on pronunciation
[02:49:31] <SirFinkus> seaward to c word was a rudimentary pun
[02:49:09] <SirFinkus> seward to seaward was a stretch
[02:46:42] <Bytram> those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
[02:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, goin back to readin my book.
[02:45:43] <SpallsHurgenson> pop culture joke vs historical joke... fight!
[02:45:02] <SirFinkus> mine (arrested development's) was better
[02:44:31] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:44:27] <SirFinkus> I get it now
[02:44:23] <SirFinkus> oh, fuck
[02:44:10] <Bytram> you got it... nice!
[02:43:24] <SpallsHurgenson> but I like Seward's Folly... you can see Russia from there! :)
[02:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> been lookin around for lil rail mount pirate flags but they're harder to come by than you'd figure.
[02:42:53] <SirFinkus> I need to watch arrested development again
[02:42:42] <Bytram> =)
[02:42:31] <SirFinkus> fuck it, why not?
[02:42:16] <Bytram> SirFinkus: Seaward's Folly?
[02:41:40] <SpallsHurgenson> that didn't work with my accent at first :)
[02:41:34] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... I geddit
[02:41:06] <SirFinkus> any boat I own will be called "The Seaward"
[02:40:57] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- naked Emperor of North America
[02:40:56] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/Em/naked Em/
[02:40:47] <SirFinkus> one of my favorite bits from the show
[02:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- Emperor of North America
[02:39:59] <pants> ^ 03The C Word : Arrested Development - YouTube
[02:39:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:51] <Bytram> in the US -- HMS?
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> HMS Botany Bay
[02:39:26] <SirFinkus> I stole it from arrested development, but only because it's a great fucking joke
[02:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i don't wanna carry it to the lake
[02:38:54] <Bytram> for when you run aground?
[02:38:53] <SirFinkus> I suggest "The Seaward"
[02:38:39] <SpallsHurgenson> why you have tires on a boat?
[02:38:34] <SirFinkus> have you named the boat?
[02:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> cop motor, cop tires, cop shocks
[02:37:58] <SirFinkus> BLUES BOAT
[02:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes they can.
[02:37:55] <SirFinkus> aww yeah
[02:37:52] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[02:37:45] <Bytram> can they make subs? ;)
[02:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> women's allowed on my boat. they just ain't allowed to talk.
[02:37:22] <SirFinkus> sorry, just being an asshole
[02:36:49] <SirFinkus> no women allowed on boats, a boy is the next best thing
[02:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't you need a cabin for that?
[02:36:23] <SirFinkus> I bet you have a "cabin boy"
[02:36:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, i'm taking the door
[02:36:03] <takyon> 1st m8
[02:35:38] <SirFinkus> while your girlfriend floats on a door
[02:35:24] <SirFinkus> go down like the titanic
[02:35:17] <SirFinkus> I hope you hit an iceberg you bastard
[02:34:47] <Bytram> well, best of luck to ya!
[02:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:34:08] <SirFinkus> mainly talking about the fines and shit
[02:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't need one here. besides, aluminum boat and no gas engine.
[02:33:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, don't wear them, but have them
[02:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't plan on wearing one. i can swim just fine. more than good enough to swim over to the life vest wherever it's floating.
[02:33:18] <SirFinkus> think you need a fire extinguisher too, at least in my state
[02:32:52] <SirFinkus> yeah, life vests are no joke
[02:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that ate up boating time so prolly friday
[02:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we went out n got some
[02:32:09] <Bytram> yup
[02:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no life jackets and ya gotta have one for each person in the boat even if adults ain't gotta actually wear em.
[02:31:57] <Bytram> sry to hear that -- good luck with getting it going!
[02:31:50] <SirFinkus> the damn thing sinks
[02:31:45] <SirFinkus> technical glitch = hole
[02:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> had a technical glitch and didn't get to take it out yet.
[02:30:38] <Bytram> how's the new boat?
[02:30:27] <Bytram> oh. k.
[02:30:26] <takyon> it's the dead zone
[02:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don't care when it comes out. was just talkin shit.
[02:29:25] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:28:47] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: shadow bans story is sched for 1011 UTC... that's 0611 EST -- that's too early for you?
[02:28:37] <pants> ^✓ 03Steam Community :: Sir Finkus
[02:28:37] <SirFinkus> http://steamcommunity.com
[02:28:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Design Computational Tool to Prospect Novel Bioconversion Pathways - http://sylnt.us - from-here-to-there
[02:27:58] <SirFinkus> check my steam games
[02:27:54] <SirFinkus> nope
[02:27:48] <SpallsHurgenson> somebody displayed a lack of willpower and bought Fallout 4 :)
[02:27:22] <SirFinkus> followed my nuclear winter
[02:27:05] <SirFinkus> nuclear hellfire
[02:26:22] <SpallsHurgenson> no weather for you!
[02:21:32] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:21:16] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5946, owned by supercrisp
[02:21:16] <Bytram> !uid
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[02:05:01] <SirFinkus> talk is good, I promise
[02:03:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, that intro was terrible
[01:59:23] <SirFinkus> intro is so hipster it hurts, but the talk is pretty good
[01:58:35] <pants> ^ 03Mike Monteiro - "Fuck you pay me" (PT Br) - YouTube
[01:58:34] <SirFinkus> reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:33] <pants> ^ 03Zulu Alpha Kilo – Spec | #saynotospec - YouTube
[01:57:32] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[01:56:42] <SirFinkus> DOUBLE SAX MOTHERFUCKER
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[00:44:41] <pants> ^ 03Apple's Tim Cook declares the end of the PC and hints at new medical product - Telegraph
[00:44:40] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.telegraph.co.uk death to the PC Master race! :)
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