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[00:44:40] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.telegraph.co.uk death to the PC Master race! :)
[00:44:41] <pants> ^ 03Apple's Tim Cook declares the end of the PC and hints at new medical product - Telegraph
[00:57:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Joel Hodgson Wants to Bring Back MST3K - http://sylnt.us - snide-commentary
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[01:56:42] <SirFinkus> DOUBLE SAX MOTHERFUCKER
[01:57:32] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:33] <pants> ^ 03Zulu Alpha Kilo – Spec | #saynotospec - YouTube
[01:58:34] <SirFinkus> reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com
[01:58:35] <pants> ^ 03Mike Monteiro - "Fuck you pay me" (PT Br) - YouTube
[01:59:23] <SirFinkus> intro is so hipster it hurts, but the talk is pretty good
[02:03:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, that intro was terrible
[02:05:01] <SirFinkus> talk is good, I promise
[02:19:51] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:21:16] <Bytram> !uid
[02:21:16] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5946, owned by supercrisp
[02:21:32] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:26:22] <SpallsHurgenson> no weather for you!
[02:27:05] <SirFinkus> nuclear hellfire
[02:27:22] <SirFinkus> followed my nuclear winter
[02:27:48] <SpallsHurgenson> somebody displayed a lack of willpower and bought Fallout 4 :)
[02:27:54] <SirFinkus> nope
[02:27:58] <SirFinkus> check my steam games
[02:28:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Design Computational Tool to Prospect Novel Bioconversion Pathways - http://sylnt.us - from-here-to-there
[02:28:37] <SirFinkus> http://steamcommunity.com
[02:28:37] <pants> ^✓ 03Steam Community :: Sir Finkus
[02:28:47] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: shadow bans story is sched for 1011 UTC... that's 0611 EST -- that's too early for you?
[02:29:25] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[02:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i don't care when it comes out. was just talkin shit.
[02:30:26] <takyon> it's the dead zone
[02:30:27] <Bytram> oh. k.
[02:30:38] <Bytram> how's the new boat?
[02:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> had a technical glitch and didn't get to take it out yet.
[02:31:45] <SirFinkus> technical glitch = hole
[02:31:50] <SirFinkus> the damn thing sinks
[02:31:57] <Bytram> sry to hear that -- good luck with getting it going!
[02:31:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> no life jackets and ya gotta have one for each person in the boat even if adults ain't gotta actually wear em.
[02:32:09] <Bytram> yup
[02:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> so we went out n got some
[02:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that ate up boating time so prolly friday
[02:32:52] <SirFinkus> yeah, life vests are no joke
[02:33:18] <SirFinkus> think you need a fire extinguisher too, at least in my state
[02:33:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't plan on wearing one. i can swim just fine. more than good enough to swim over to the life vest wherever it's floating.
[02:33:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, don't wear them, but have them
[02:33:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, don't need one here. besides, aluminum boat and no gas engine.
[02:34:08] <SirFinkus> mainly talking about the fines and shit
[02:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:34:47] <Bytram> well, best of luck to ya!
[02:35:17] <SirFinkus> I hope you hit an iceberg you bastard
[02:35:24] <SirFinkus> go down like the titanic
[02:35:38] <SirFinkus> while your girlfriend floats on a door
[02:36:03] <takyon> 1st m8
[02:36:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw that, i'm taking the door
[02:36:23] <SirFinkus> I bet you have a "cabin boy"
[02:36:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't you need a cabin for that?
[02:36:49] <SirFinkus> no women allowed on boats, a boy is the next best thing
[02:37:22] <SirFinkus> sorry, just being an asshole
[02:37:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> women's allowed on my boat. they just ain't allowed to talk.
[02:37:45] <Bytram> can they make subs? ;)
[02:37:52] * SirFinkus is listening to Albert Collins — Honey. Hush! (Talking Woman Blues), from the album Ice Pickin'
[02:37:55] <SirFinkus> aww yeah
[02:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, yes they can.
[02:37:58] <SirFinkus> BLUES BOAT
[02:38:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> cop motor, cop tires, cop shocks
[02:38:34] <SirFinkus> have you named the boat?
[02:38:39] <SpallsHurgenson> why you have tires on a boat?
[02:38:53] <SirFinkus> I suggest "The Seaward"
[02:38:54] <Bytram> for when you run aground?
[02:38:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i don't wanna carry it to the lake
[02:39:26] <SirFinkus> I stole it from arrested development, but only because it's a great fucking joke
[02:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> HMS Botany Bay
[02:39:51] <Bytram> in the US -- HMS?
[02:39:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:39:59] <pants> ^ 03The C Word : Arrested Development - YouTube
[02:40:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- Emperor of North America
[02:40:47] <SirFinkus> one of my favorite bits from the show
[02:40:56] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/Em/naked Em/
[02:40:57] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> <--- naked Emperor of North America
[02:41:06] <SirFinkus> any boat I own will be called "The Seaward"
[02:41:34] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... I geddit
[02:41:40] <SpallsHurgenson> that didn't work with my accent at first :)
[02:42:16] <Bytram> SirFinkus: Seaward's Folly?
[02:42:31] <SirFinkus> fuck it, why not?
[02:42:42] <Bytram> =)
[02:42:53] <SirFinkus> I need to watch arrested development again
[02:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> been lookin around for lil rail mount pirate flags but they're harder to come by than you'd figure.
[02:43:24] <SpallsHurgenson> but I like Seward's Folly... you can see Russia from there! :)
[02:44:10] <Bytram> you got it... nice!
[02:44:23] <SirFinkus> oh, fuck
[02:44:27] <SirFinkus> I get it now
[02:44:31] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:45:02] <SirFinkus> mine (arrested development's) was better
[02:45:43] <SpallsHurgenson> pop culture joke vs historical joke... fight!
[02:46:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, goin back to readin my book.
[02:46:42] <Bytram> those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it
[02:49:09] <SirFinkus> seward to seaward was a stretch
[02:49:31] <SirFinkus> seaward to c word was a rudimentary pun
[02:49:37] <SpallsHurgenson> sea-ward to C-word is a stretech too, depending on pronunciation
[02:50:17] <Bytram> just stay away from the c-section
[02:51:48] <SirFinkus> idk what retarded accent you have, but that's valid across the US
[02:52:31] <Bytram> SirFinkus: idk about you, but round heah, those are two distinct words
[02:53:14] <Bytram> that said, I've heard people speak for whom they would be indistinguishable
[02:53:34] <Bytram> much like in the US southeast where 'pen' and 'pin' sound the same
[02:54:00] <SpallsHurgenson> that's 'cause everyone else talks funny :)
[02:54:25] <chromas> I'm looking for a Peter File
[02:54:29] <Bytram> au contraire! You just *listen* funny!
[02:58:09] <SpallsHurgenson> hai, I learnt t' spake this wah from mah muddah and faddah!
[02:59:19] <Bytram> you aint gut nuthin on them folks from way Down East
[02:59:45] <Bytram> http://www.youtube.com
[02:59:45] <pants> ^ 03Which way to Millinocket - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:02:44] <SpallsHurgenson> Dad?
[03:03:30] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!
[03:04:12] <Bytram> believe it or not, that is NOT an exaggeration -- people down that way DO speak like that
[03:04:29] <SpallsHurgenson> why shouldn't I believe it? It's a perfectly normal accent
[03:05:04] <Bytram> well, it is just a bit unlike the 'standard midwest' accent about which all dialects seem to be compared
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[03:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> those bumpkins? I don't know what they speak, but it sure as tootin' ain't English! :)
[03:06:43] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated noted... Terminator Genisys wasn't half as horrible as I expected
[03:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> definitely a better movie than Terminator 3
[03:11:57] <SpallsHurgenson> although the leads were all totally miscast... a pastier, tubbier bunch of action-movie heroes I never did see
[03:14:39] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:14:40] <pants> ^ 03[YTP] Anthony Sullivan Wipes His Bum on Your Carpet - YouTube
[03:14:46] <takyon> is genisys the 5th movie
[03:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> 5th theatrical release terminator movie, yes
[03:16:43] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:16:52] <Bytram|away> gonna call it a night, gang
[03:17:08] <Bytram|away> hope you all have a good day/night!
[03:17:31] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I guess I'm doomed to a miserable dusk and dawn
[03:19:17] <takyon> not if you keep on watching YTPs
[03:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> stoopid windows and its amnesic icon cache...
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[03:59:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The 100 Most Militarized Universities in America - http://sylnt.us - they-have-to-come-from-somewhere
[04:23:20] <SpallsHurgenson> minion training camps!
[04:25:43] <takyon> education facilities
[04:27:42] <SpallsHurgenson> educated minions? sounds risky
[04:39:26] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:39:26] <bobloblaw> ^ 03Star Wars Episode II - I don't like Sand - YouTube
[04:39:32] <SirFinkus> because I'm an asshole
[04:45:29] * Deucalion staggers around
[05:05:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we're supposed to think he's drunk
[05:08:02] <SirFinkus> He ain't drunk, he's just drinkin'
[05:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I shall feign mock outrage in either case!
[06:01:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Develop New Way to Measure Crop Yields from Space - http://sylnt.us - going-green
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[07:32:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Maps for Android Adds Offline Mode - http://sylnt.us - there's-a-map-for-that
[08:02:42] <chromas> from the 'bout-time dept
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[08:22:08] <crutchy> ~log channel=#soylent msg=JUST SHOW ME THE RUBBER COCKS ALREADY count=-5
[08:22:23] <exec> 03[2014-02-21 03:07:35] #Soylent <juggs> martyb, /msg Bender !help and then you can interact with it in a separate tab / screen rather than in channel
[09:03:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Does a Parasite Create Zombie-like Behavior? - http://sylnt.us - bad-trip,-man
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[10:21:45] <alexbst> http://blog.dilbert.com ;)
[10:21:46] <bobloblaw> ^ 03Goals vs. Systems | Scott Adams Blog
[10:34:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shadow Bans Not Banny Enough For Reddit - http://sylnt.us - shiny-new-ban-hammer
[11:00:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:00:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1860
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[12:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, i need sumpin to do
[12:00:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrplow
[12:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> well there's a MrPlow function. search the logs and return a link to the appropriate one
[12:02:11] <chromas> sounds like nonsense
[12:02:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... he'd need to be running on beryllium instead of boron for that if i want direct file access
[12:02:46] <chromas> beryllium could have a search script for MrPlow to access :D
[12:03:35] * chromas wonders how unreddit accesses deleted comments
[12:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly makes a local copy of all posts
[12:05:00] <chromas> I thought that at first, but it has to run js from reddit or the comments won't load
[12:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.reddit.com
[12:05:34] <bobloblaw> ^ 03reddit.com: api documentation
[12:05:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Secure Can Your Router Get? - http://sylnt.us - air-gap-the-router
[12:07:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, if i'm gonna write a script i might as well make it world accessible
[12:09:10] <chromas> ooh, a web script?
[12:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird, we're not running apache/nginx/etc on bery
[12:09:36] <chromas> guess you'll just have to set up an nfs mount
[12:09:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> pj would shoot me
[12:09:51] <chromas> sshfs
[12:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> periodic rsync i could get away with
[12:10:38] <chromas> looks like if you use reddit's 'live threads' thing then you can read posts when they come in and ignore delete commands
[12:10:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> network mounts that can hang the boot process would get me shot no matter the protocol
[12:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat
[12:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think we wanna do push notifications for SN
[12:12:21] <chromas> you'd only need it if you're gonna delete comments
[12:12:42] <chromas> so people can capture them first and you can wink
[12:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, wait, which box does loggie log to?
[12:14:05] <chromas> dunno
[12:14:20] <chromas> for some reason my computer doesn't have nslookup or anything
[12:15:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, okay, we do have apache running on bery
[12:15:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:15:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> arch, yes?
[12:15:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> they want you to use host and dig and shit
[12:15:53] <takyon> hi
[12:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, takyon
[12:15:59] <chromas> no host either
[12:17:52] <chromas> bind-tools has it
[12:18:11] <takyon> I'm kind of surprised we haven't seemed to have had a full story on Carnegie Mellon's pulled presentation on Tor attack from 2014
[12:19:54] <crutchy> we don't scrape SN comments coss that would be bad mkay :p
[12:20:37] <chromas> don't have to now that there's an api
[12:20:43] <takyon> I think there was no story but I put it in one of my linkdump comments
[12:20:59] <crutchy> or are we talking about loggie?
[12:21:05] <chromas> Loggie
[12:21:06] * crutchy is confusement
[12:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i was talking about loggie
[12:21:17] <crutchy> ah
[12:21:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> least most recently
[12:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> now i just gotta set up a cron job to regularly rsync the files
[12:22:22] <chromas> you're not canceling that?
[12:22:26] <chromas> thought you found apache
[12:22:38] <crutchy> you gunna parse loggie's html-tastrophe?
[12:23:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. only 151 occurrences of "boobs" in all of the logs. well 152 now.
[12:23:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, think ima just rsync the logs over to boron every 5m
[12:23:53] <crutchy> ~count msg=boobs
[12:24:04] <exec> 03563579
[12:24:18] <chromas> ooh, shortcut
[12:24:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[12:24:51] <crutchy> lol half a millions boobs
[12:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> my grep-fu must be off then
[12:25:01] <crutchy> that seems a bit far fetched
[12:25:05] <chromas> ~count msg=bewbs
[12:25:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno... they ARE boobs
[12:25:11] <exec> 03563586
[12:25:23] <chromas> ~count message=bewbs
[12:25:26] <exec> 03267
[12:25:32] <chromas> ~count message=boobs
[12:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> 303 here
[12:25:34] <crutchy> ah
[12:25:37] <exec> 03126
[12:25:59] <chromas> must be a hole in muh logs
[12:26:04] <crutchy> bewbs++
[12:26:04] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 51
[12:26:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> course that's for every channel we have logs for
[12:26:20] <chromas> ~count message=boobs channel=
[12:26:31] <crutchy> heh beat me to it :p
[12:26:43] <exec> 03420
[12:26:50] <chromas> neat
[12:27:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> still reading 151 here
[12:27:13] <chromas> that does include freenode though
[12:27:16] <crutchy> ~count message=yo mama channel=
[12:27:21] <chromas> and #
[12:27:22] <crutchy> oops
[12:27:43] <exec> 032415
[12:27:46] <crutchy> ~count message=yo mama channel=#
[12:28:13] <exec> 032416
[12:28:14] <crutchy> # is yo mama central
[12:28:40] <crutchy> hmm
[12:28:47] <chromas> ~count channel=#$ message=yo mama
[12:28:52] <exec> 032242
[12:28:55] <chromas> regrex
[12:28:55] <crutchy> ah
[12:29:01] <crutchy> segsex
[12:29:05] <crutchy> *regsex
[12:29:14] <chromas> sexex
[12:29:30] <crutchy> two_finger_typing_without_looking_at_keyboard--
[12:29:30] <Bender> karma - two_finger_typing_without_looking_at_keyboard: -1
[12:30:09] <chromas> ~count type=kick
[12:30:13] <exec> 03122
[12:30:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh
[12:31:13] <chromas> .
[12:31:21] <chromas> (test)
[12:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't really think of any better way to grep through the logs than actual grep
[12:33:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but i don't wanna use shell commands cause you bastards would find a security hole.
[12:34:45] <chromas> perl doesn't do grep?
[12:35:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure but not as fast as actual compiled grep
[12:37:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish we were storing the bloody things in a db. be much easier and more secure to search them.
[12:37:21] <chromas> well there you go
[12:37:29] <chromas> cron script to import to a db
[12:37:45] <crutchy> ~log
[12:37:47] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc, message]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[12:37:47] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[12:37:51] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[12:37:54] <crutchy> ^ the db :)
[12:38:26] <crutchy> chromas++ # log master
[12:38:26] <Bender> karma - chromas: 124
[12:38:42] <chromas> crutchy++ # bot master
[12:38:42] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 178
[12:39:00] <crutchy> ciri++ # butt master
[12:39:00] <Bender> karma - ciri: -5
[12:39:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # it's a stupid bot, put it on /ignore
[12:39:35] <Bender> karma - ciri: -6
[12:39:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # I hate ciri (and Siri, but that's another story)
[12:39:52] <Bender> karma - ciri: -7
[12:40:05] <crutchy> we can talk to ciri with a single . now :)
[12:40:13] <crutchy> ciri is sentient
[12:40:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> ciri-- # because fuck you, that's why.
[12:40:17] <Bender> karma - ciri: -8
[12:40:24] <crutchy> dotient
[12:40:31] <chromas> <ciri> exec: Feministing safe spaces are for shitty design zombies.
[12:40:52] <chromas> see, ciri is smart
[12:41:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> feminist fisting.
[12:42:20] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, feministing means punching feminists in both lips
[12:45:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, not waking up for shit today. coffee and adderall are failing me
[12:46:03] <takyon> hah
[12:46:05] <takyon> you go hard
[12:46:40] <crutchy> dump a ginormous crap and stink yourself awake
[12:46:54] <crutchy> works for me sometimes
[12:47:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass. pondering the sack of anhydrous caffeine i have hidden where the roomie's kids won't get into it.
[12:48:24] <crutchy> stick it next to the red cordial and you won't need to worry about it
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[12:49:44] <crutchy> or the red bull, or nodoze
[12:50:17] <crutchy> dammit. nodoze reminds me of driving to brisvegas
[12:50:26] <crutchy> now i wanna drive to bumfuck west
[12:50:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... roomie's masculine child has the ADHD like me. might start slipping him some in his water bottle.
[12:51:27] <chromas> ~count type=action message=[punche|slap|[sm|wh]ack|hit|beat|kick]s
[12:51:35] <exec> 03701
[12:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> really weird that stims calm folks with ADHD down
[12:52:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~count type=action message=smake
[12:52:11] <exec> 0326
[12:52:12] <crutchy> chromas++ # regexy
[12:52:12] <Bender> karma - chromas: 125
[12:52:32] <crutchy> Bytram could abuse that script :p
[12:52:54] * chromas charges TheMightyBuzzard with the task of generating the most compact, obtuse regex including as many violent actions as possible
[12:53:29] <crutchy> ~count message=8008135 channel=
[12:53:45] <chromas> yes, anyone feel free to abuse crutchy's bot ;D
[12:53:51] <exec> 03186
[12:53:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas a bytram thing. he's the one what loves complex regexs. i like em short n elegant.
[12:54:59] <crutchy> i think the worst anyone seems to be able to do with my bot is slow it down by making it run heaps of scripts at once. but that kinda doesn't change much cos its usually slow as shit anyways :p
[12:55:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> if your regex is longer than 20 characters, you're probably doing it wrong.
[12:55:21] <exec> 03it was right the first time, just that sdc5 doesn't appear in /sys/block
[12:55:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> dahell?
[12:56:06] <crutchy> chromas++ # wtf master :D
[12:56:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 126
[12:56:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> who turned exec's stoopid button on?
[12:56:17] <exec> 03tmb, juggs and even pj are regulars
[12:56:29] <chromas> >:)
[12:56:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bot, yer one worthless comment from joining ciri on ignore
[12:57:09] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[12:57:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and from getting chromas a good kicking
[12:57:21] * crutchy wonders how many ignores exec has been awarded already
[12:57:59] <crutchy> its probably one of the most blabbingest nicks on here in the stats
[12:58:15] <chromas> ~count nick=exec
[12:58:29] <chromas> haven't checked a stats bot in awhile
[12:58:32] <exec> 0311333
[12:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~count nick=crutchy
[12:58:43] <exec> 0381380
[12:58:47] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[12:58:56] * crutchy hangs head in shame
[13:00:29] <crutchy> anyway, midnight here. caio o/
[13:00:39] <chromas> night
[13:01:07] * chromas looks for more places to throw indexes into the db
[13:01:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... i can't set up a periodic rsync. can't automate kinit securely.
[13:02:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hafta scrape the logs. sigh.
[13:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i may write a cgi script to search or possibly dump the logs
[13:06:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[13:14:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll work on my boat today instead of working on code
[13:14:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[13:14:48] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny. High 61F. Winds W at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: A mainly sunny sky. High 58F. Winds NW at 10 to 15 mph.
[13:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, little chilly and windy
[13:16:10] <chromas> vacuuming the db was enough to knock me off I guess
[13:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[13:16:21] <chromas> is Loggie python?
[13:16:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[13:16:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> outputs directly to the html pages
[13:18:23] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders putting an air horn on his boat
[13:19:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin $200+ for an air horn?!
[13:21:01] <chromas> use a rape horn and an air compressor
[13:22:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll ponder on the $37 one from auto zone
[13:23:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> today i'm removing one of the swivel seats and lengthening the trailer lights wires.
[13:23:45] <chromas> Get two so you can tune them and sound like a train
[13:24:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> was actually hoping for some that played dixie
[13:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... fiddy bucks on amazon
[13:25:33] <chromas> dammit I was just about to type that
[13:25:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> how much shit ya reckon i'd get for painting the boat orange n slapping a 01 on the sides?
[13:27:01] <chromas> well you don't have sjws around there yet do you?
[13:29:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> not gonna bother painting the stars n bars on it. just orange.
[13:30:15] <chromas> hah, youtube's got dixie horns videos
[13:30:23] <chromas> one guy put 'em on his lawnmower
[13:32:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:32:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> think ima blow the rest of my boat cash on a fish finder though.
[13:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> not so much interested in spotting fish as i am brush piles and having a battery voltage readout
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[16:25:28] <alexbst> https://caprizchka.wordpress.com - some very interesting things consolidated in this
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[17:03:56] <Techwolf> I've dug around the settings and did not find it. Is there a setting on the site to increase the font size? The site is overiding the browser increased font size and setting it back to small unreadable text on a mobile device.
[17:07:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> what mobile OS and browser are you using?
[17:07:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Seems fine to me (on Android 5.1 and Firefox)
[17:12:49] <alexbst> https://theintercept.com
[17:12:50] <MissO`gyny> ^ 03Edward Snowden Explains How To Reclaim Your Privacy
[17:16:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't want my privacy
[17:16:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> I want everyone to look at my dick.
[17:26:06] <alexbst> nice dick.
[17:26:28] <Techwolf> Android 4.4.4, Lighting 4.2.3a
[17:27:22] <Techwolf> I've set the large text in acceapccebily and set the larger text int eh browser and still get the same size text as before, but now have a nice and large URL in the status bar. So I know that part is working.
[17:31:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> I don't have my Android 4.4 device here, but let me try that browser.
[17:32:22] <SirFinkus> ok, time for The Phantom Menace
[17:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> Have you tried changing the "enable text reflow" setting? It seems to make a difference on my device.
[17:44:11] <SirFinkus> I love how a hologram flickers out and they immediately assume it's because they've cut the transmission lines before an invasion
[17:44:15] <SirFinkus> in about 15 seconds
[17:44:20] <SirFinkus> have you tried rebooting?
[17:44:29] <SirFinkus> skype shit itself all the time
[17:45:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> but happened a long, long time ago; in a galaxy far, far away
[17:45:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> and we all know that the Ancients had access to technological secrets that are lost today
[17:45:51] <SirFinkus> enter: Jar Jar
[17:46:04] <SirFinkus> but really, like 15 seconds
[17:46:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> so OF COURSE they had transmission methods that were 100% reliable, and instantaneous, even over interstellar distances
[17:46:44] <SirFinkus> oh god
[17:46:46] <SirFinkus> I just realized
[17:46:52] <SirFinkus> jar jar is literally elmo
[17:47:12] <SirFinkus> replace "meesa" with "elmo"
[17:48:12] <Techwolf> Thanks Any The Absurd, while that didn't totally fixed it, it did make Lighting render just like the other browser i'me trying to move off of.
[17:49:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> Techwolf: No problem, glad I was able to help.
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[18:40:03] <SirFinkus> so if the flying blue jew flies all the time, why does he carry around a walking stick?
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[21:06:01] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:06:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1861
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[21:16:57] <SirFinkus> Time for Attack of the Clones
[21:17:10] <SirFinkus> the point of no return for the prequels
[21:18:55] <SirFinkus> COUNT DOOKU
[21:20:04] <SirFinkus> "Has made it difficult for the limited number of jedi knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy" so Jedi Knights have been ret-conned into the space army/police
[21:22:41] <crutchy> attack of the clones is still far more tolerable than the first prequel. whatever it was called
[21:22:50] <crutchy> phantom pain in the ass
[21:23:02] <SirFinkus> *body double dies* "sorry senator, I failed you"
[21:23:08] <SirFinkus> but isn't that exactly what a body double is for?
[21:23:15] <SirFinkus> sounds like she did a good job
[21:23:28] <SirFinkus> naw, first one was bad, but the second one was the worst
[21:23:42] <crutchy> sounds like most soldiers nowadays
[21:23:49] <SirFinkus> they could have salvaged the series after the first movie
[21:23:52] <crutchy> you
[21:23:58] <crutchy> re only a hero if you die
[21:24:29] <SirFinkus> not really, her specific purpose was to die instead of the senator in the event of an assassination
[21:24:30] <crutchy> otherwise you end up in long VA waiting queues
[21:24:34] <SirFinkus> so she did her job
[21:24:47] <SirFinkus> didn't fail her at all
[21:25:14] <crutchy> plot twist: the double was actually the real senator
[21:25:14] <SirFinkus> first movie had some redeeming parts
[21:25:26] <SirFinkus> like, the podrace was pree cool
[21:25:28] <crutchy> because the jedi is smart and reverses reverse psychology
[21:25:40] <crutchy> the podrace *groans*
[21:25:51] <crutchy> the podrace was a marketing tool
[21:25:58] <SirFinkus> it's star wars
[21:26:03] <crutchy> for lousy podrace games
[21:26:06] <SirFinkus> but that part felt like star wars
[21:26:20] <SirFinkus> very low bullshit
[21:26:43] <SirFinkus> also very little dialog, which is important
[21:27:19] <crutchy> it was good when jarjar got his tongue caught in the laser thingy. pity he didn't get sucked into the engine and chopped up into little bits, but pg
[21:27:33] <SirFinkus> "we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers " "Has made it difficult for the limited number of jedi knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy""
[21:27:39] <crutchy> kiddies don't wanna see cgi characters get killed
[21:27:45] <SirFinkus> that sounds like "soldiers" to me
[21:27:57] <SirFinkus> kiddies also don't want to see dull senate proceedings
[21:28:08] <crutchy> that only sounds like US soldiers
[21:28:10] <SirFinkus> also, first movie had a lot more physical sets
[21:28:28] <crutchy> most countries aren't world police
[21:29:12] <SirFinkus> well, the intro said the republic was forming an army because the jedi knights couldn't hold order or some shit
[21:29:22] <SirFinkus> and there's talk of rebellion
[21:29:35] <SirFinkus> so basically, it implies that the jedi knights are soldiers
[21:29:42] <crutchy> that sounds exactly like the US
[21:29:43] <SirFinkus> which is retarded
[21:33:08] <SirFinkus> "good to see you again jar jar" ~nobody ever
[21:34:07] <SirFinkus> "you'll always be that little boy I met on tattooine" HA shot down fucker
[21:37:17] <SirFinkus> important question: Are jedi allowed to masturbate?
[21:41:42] <crutchy> prolly as long as they aren't christians/catholic/etc
[21:42:36] <crutchy> i don't think luke skywalker was christian, cos he was definitely a wanker
[21:42:50] <SirFinkus> they aren't supposed to love or something either
[21:43:13] <SirFinkus> I bet that mechanical hand has other attachments
[21:44:13] <SirFinkus> so now we're in the retarded skydiving/car chase part
[22:03:01] <SirFinkus> oh god I forgot about the 50s diner
[22:19:14] <chromas> those ancient aliens are appropriating our cultures
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[22:32:41] <SirFinkus> the whole clone thing was the worst thing in the prequels
[22:33:41] <chromas> they made at least two separate cartoon series about teh c lones
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