#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-07
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[00:02:05] <crutchy> coffee++
[00:02:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1839
[00:02:41] <crutchy> WeirdSexy?
[00:03:26] <crutchy> if someone from the 1800's saw a transcript of internet forum chat they would be all like wtf?
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[00:21:25] <crutchy> http://www.news.com.au
[00:21:26] <VitctimBot> ^ 03?Clitoris festival?: Organisers of vegetable festival furious after Google Translate gets it wrong
[00:24:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lower Austria Goes All-Renewable - http://sylnt.us - at-a-cost
[00:25:11] <alexbst> https://t.co
[00:25:13] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Watch an ISP prove why banning encryption won’t work in under 5 minutes | Alphr ( http://www.alphr.com )
[00:25:49] <crutchy> i don't have 5 minutes cos i'm too busy procrastinating
[00:27:51] <crutchy> the real problem is the name 'encryption'. hackers will simply come up with a different technology and call it something else, and then judges will be bogged down in terminology :p
[00:28:13] <alexbst> I don't often paste manosphere articles but here's a fun one :D
[00:28:14] <alexbst> https://heartiste.wordpress.com
[00:28:15] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Reminder: The Majority Of Educated Women Have Erotic Rape Fantasies | Chateau Heartiste
[00:29:16] <crutchy> oh my... "The new version of Windows brings a new philosophy, which Microsoft's Terry Myserson called “Windows as a service”."
[00:29:33] <crutchy> that reporter dun shot himself in the foot with that one
[00:29:46] <crutchy> s/reporter/exec/
[00:29:46] <sedctl> <crutchy> that exec dun shot himself in the foot with that one
[00:30:00] <crutchy> ~define manosphere
[00:30:03] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Manosphere: A group of websites made for men to discuss men interests and issues without women nagging them.
[00:30:10] <crutchy> lol
[00:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds awesome but don't we already do that here?
[00:30:34] <crutchy> that's what the internet was invented for wasn't it?
[00:30:43] <alexbst> I often think so too
[00:31:05] <alexbst> alas women came and we had to start being dishonest to keep them happy
[00:31:22] <crutchy> women being dishonest! gathp!
[00:31:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> speak for yourself =P
[00:31:44] <crutchy> oh you mean "we" had to be dishonest
[00:31:47] <crutchy> yeah fuck that
[00:31:51] <alexbst> indeed.
[00:32:12] <alexbst> http://delusiondamage.com is a fairly decent feed of that socio-sexio-political stuff
[00:32:13] <VitctimBot> ^ 03window._wpemojiSettings = {"baseUrl":"http:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/72x72\/","ext":".png","source":{"concatemoji":"http:\/\/delusiondamage.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-emoji-release.min.js?ver=4.3.1"}};!function(a,b,c){function d(a){var c=b.createElement("canvas"),d=c.getContextreturn dc.src=a,c.type="text/javascript",b.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(c)}var f,g;c.supports={simple:d("simple")...
[00:32:21] <crutchy> only idiots would pander to the feminist regime
[00:32:21] <alexbst> emagard sorry victimbod
[00:32:35] <alexbst> crutchy - tech industry is full of idiots
[00:32:41] <alexbst> nu-males
[00:32:48] <crutchy> oh dear. VitctimBot spilled his guts
[00:32:59] <alexbst> I was at a meetup two nights ago and it had a COC lifted straight off a feminist site
[00:33:07] <alexbst> I wanted to stand up and ask who thought we needed it
[00:33:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> acting like a beta won't get you laid anyway. chicks don't dig betas. no matter how feminist they are and how much they hate all men, they only spread their legs if you're at least acting alpha.
[00:33:09] <crutchy> ~define COC
[00:33:12] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03COC: This is an acronym used for the mobile game Clash of Clans. Not only is it easier to say CoC, but it is more fun. People outside of your conversion will think you are talking about a penis you may or...
[00:33:21] <alexbst> code of conduct
[00:33:25] <crutchy> oh lol
[00:33:31] <alexbst> infantizing everything
[00:33:41] <alexbst> (not sure if that is the right spelling)
[00:33:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya i was gonna write one for SN here but i hadda do the dishes
[00:34:07] <alexbst> "code of conduct: if you think we need a code of conduct, you are not welcome"
[00:34:39] <crutchy> never really got into the sjw and feminism debates, but then i don't frequent the retard sites where they're normally debated
[00:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i can flesh it out some and have some fun with it.
[00:34:53] <alexbst> sadly they're invading otherwise normal sites
[00:35:20] <alexbst> but the point is that you don't have to sign such a thing to walk on the street, take public transport or enjoy a drink at a pub
[00:35:27] <alexbst> or for that matter, watch a film at a cinema
[00:35:29] <crutchy> i only know of gamergate from what has been mentioned here
[00:35:39] <crutchy> cos ima not gunna ever bother googling it
[00:35:41] <alexbst> why the fuck do you need one for a tech conference or meetup or opensource project ?
[00:36:00] <crutchy> maybe liability?
[00:36:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, i'm six comments from getting the big feminism argument into the HoF
[00:36:08] <alexbst> what liablity ?
[00:36:17] <alexbst> there is no greater liability than the pub or cinema thing
[00:36:18] <crutchy> if you're in the US they got some fucked up liability issues
[00:36:31] <crutchy> if you offend someone they might sue or some shit
[00:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> only works if you work together
[00:37:21] <alexbst> we already have corporate policy for that bullshit
[00:37:33] <alexbst> and employment discrimination law
[00:37:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> konomi wouldn't come on team so we're safe unless paulej72 goes tranny
[00:38:18] <crutchy> konomi only had an issue with e-f's shitposting
[00:38:42] <crutchy> all the rest of our bullshit she seemed to be mostly ok with
[00:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> thin skin
[00:39:08] <crutchy> but yeah i think she's fairly left-leaning
[00:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, they're making a gamergate movie now. written by zoey quinn
[00:39:35] <alexbst> oh lol
[00:39:42] <crutchy> dunno about full blown socialist left-leaning, but she's a greens party supporter, and greens are probably the most left-wing party in australia
[00:39:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone's having a hell of a laugh over it this evening
[00:39:57] <crutchy> does it have pinksplosions?
[00:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima pirate it and laugh so hard watchin it
[00:40:41] <crutchy> you may as well watch spice world
[00:40:54] <crutchy> 'looks like a pair of rolled up socks to me'
[00:41:34] <crutchy> i was trying to find a movie to watch last night, but failed
[00:41:45] <crutchy> i'll prolly end up going back to anime
[00:43:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i'm debating signing up for this: http://mercedescarrera.net
[00:43:03] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Mercedes Carrera
[00:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the one hand, it'd be a whole lotta fun. on the other, she should probably take someone who isn't going to fall asleep at 9pm.
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[00:48:50] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[00:48:51] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Sydney today. - Imgur
[01:00:37] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:00:38] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Australians Try American Alcohol - YouTube
[01:08:20] <arti> spicy afterbirth
[01:10:40] <alexbst> those ozzies are afterbirths
[01:10:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:10:44] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Aussies Try Weird Vegemite Combinations - YouTube
[01:10:52] <alexbst> NN
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[01:12:39] <crutchy> vegemite goes awesome with vitawheat biscuits
[01:15:03] <arti> vitawheat lol
[01:15:16] <arti> sounds like a fallout4 in game product
[01:15:25] <arti> Now with more Neutrinos!
[01:20:27] <mrcoolbp> My wife can't with for Fallout4
[01:20:48] <arti> i can't with for
[01:20:58] * arti has it safely in his steam account
[01:21:03] <crutchy> they have holes in them, and you spread a shitton of veg on one and then get another one and squash it on till the veg squirts through the holes
[01:21:12] <crutchy> then you lick the veg worms :p
[01:21:17] <arti> filthy/sexy
[01:21:22] <crutchy> its awesome
[01:21:33] <crutchy> ~g vitawheat vegemite youtube
[01:21:35] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[01:21:47] <crutchy> got nfi what this could be. /me clicks
[01:22:27] <crutchy> hahaha they even show vegemite worms in the ad :D
[01:22:53] <arti> green man gaming has fallout4 and season pass for 20% off (code: SAVE20-NOVEMB-GAMING)
[01:23:34] <mrcoolbp> I think she already got the bundle with the xBone
[01:24:04] <arti> o/
[01:30:07] <mrcoolbp> \o
[01:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Finds Banning E-Cigarette Sales to Minors Spurs Conventional Smoking - http://sylnt.us
[02:20:32] <crutchy> from the pufff-eeeergh-thas-good-shit dept.
[02:22:26] <chromas> too baked for a dept :)
[02:32:42] <Subsentient> crutchy: Added your dept :^)
[02:33:57] <crutchy> oh dear now it needs rated R contains drug references
[02:34:11] <Subsentient> lol
[02:42:24] <mrcoolbp> nah it can fly
[02:42:38] <mrcoolbp> free speech ftw
[02:44:27] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: did janny forget to put in a dept. ?
[02:44:37] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: so it would appear
[02:44:42] <mrcoolbp> lol
[02:45:27] <crutchy> ~define selfie stick
[02:45:29] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03selfie stick: 1. a selfie stick 2. slang for one's own johnson
[02:45:38] <crutchy> o.O
[02:45:39] <mrcoolbp> after 2500 articles I imagine we can let that slide once
[02:45:49] <crutchy> wtf is a selfie stick?
[02:45:56] <crutchy> sort of camera or summin?
[02:46:03] <mrcoolbp> "Hey ladies, wanna come take a picture with my selfie stick?"
[02:46:08] <mrcoolbp> ~g selfie stick
[02:46:10] <exec> [google] https://selfiestickstore.com.au
[02:46:37] <mrcoolbp> it's literally a stick for taking "selfies" with
[02:47:03] <crutchy> oh wow. society has reached a new low :/
[02:47:06] <mrcoolbp> yah
[02:47:26] <Subsentient> crutchy: I knew about the atrocity that is the selfie stick for a while now.
[02:47:28] <crutchy> planking is soooo yesterday
[02:48:13] <crutchy> i live on the arse end of the planet so i gots an excuse :p
[02:49:13] <crutchy> i've known about selfies. they were invented by myspace crazies or something
[02:49:42] * crutchy shudders at the thought of what might come next after selfie sticks
[02:50:45] <crutchy> is humanity that vain that we must take photos of ourselves?
[02:51:21] <crutchy> is asking someone else to take a photo illegal in the US?
[02:53:25] <mrcoolbp> yes
[02:54:07] <mrcoolbp> everywhere except california and NY, though in NY you are also expected to steal the camera from the (chinese tourist) person asking you to take the photo
[02:56:29] <mrcoolbp> relevant comment: https://soylentnews.org
[02:56:30] <VitctimBot> ^ 03SN comment by [02Adamsjas (4507)] (02Score:4, Insightful)
[02:56:42] <mrcoolbp> (on What Technology Should Be Un-Invented?)
[02:56:47] <mrcoolbp> = P
[02:57:06] <crutchy> yeah that's what introduced me to them
[02:57:27] <crutchy> wow apparently somebody died while trying to take a selfie with a rattlesnake!
[02:57:32] <crutchy> really!!!??
[02:58:48] <mrcoolbp> Darwin wins that argument
[02:59:03] <crutchy> oh actually it says he was hospitalised
[02:59:09] <crutchy> but yeah what the actual fuck
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[03:02:15] <mrcoolbp> "Heh guyz, chek owt thees dedly snake! Iam gonna getz me a piture wit 'em!"
[03:27:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Sued by Costumer Over MisRepresentation of "Multicore" - http://sylnt.us - 8=4
[03:35:34] <crutchy> recovered from glass breakage disaster
[03:36:14] <crutchy> little miss 6 was being a bit silly and broke a light bulb
[03:37:15] <crutchy> re AMD getting sued... from the kicking-a-dog-when-its-down dept.
[03:37:57] <crutchy> or the because-sueing-intel-would-be-too-hard dept.
[03:39:03] <crutchy> lol 'costumer'
[03:39:07] <crutchy> :D
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[03:45:25] <crutchy> ~define michael cera
[03:45:27] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03michael cera: A term used to describe a general feeling that an actor is merely playing the same type of character previously seen in another production. Where it be a theater production, film, or television series...
[03:45:42] <crutchy> i'm so behind the times
[03:45:57] <crutchy> internet... edumucate me!
[03:46:18] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[03:46:19] <VitctimBot> ^ 03My basketball got stuck between the backboard and the wall behind it, so I threw a rock at it. Then this happened... - Imgur
[03:47:04] <crutchy> yeah gotta admit i always threw my shoe
[04:01:08] <cmn32480> And I'm spent...
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[04:38:10] <kicked_in_the_dik> Good evening, gentlemen.
[04:40:19] <kicked_in_the_dik> nobody home.
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[04:55:30] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[04:55:36] <VitctimBot> ^ 03Absolute Proof Liberalism is a Mental Disorder - YouTube
[05:28:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TPP Has Provision Banning Requirements to Prevent Transfer of or Access to Source Code - http://sylnt.us - lawyers-rejoice!
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[06:05:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Run the Hugh Pickens story. Run the Hugh Pickens story.
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[06:51:48] <JamesNZ> Such a strange thing to say.
[06:53:29] <chromas> Doesn't do any good if it's blocked by a knee
[06:55:32] <JamesNZ> Sure, but the way you phrased it... :P
[06:59:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Sued by Customer Over Misrepresentation of "Multicore" - http://sylnt.us - 8=4
[07:30:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unlocking the Mysteries of 'Little Starlets' - http://sylnt.us - not-shirley-temple
[07:33:23] <chromas> AMD sued…from the 8======4 dept :D
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[08:46:27] <chromas> http://mashable.com
[08:46:28] <penetrode> ^ 03This urn lets you put your loved one's ashes inside a dildo
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[09:31:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Email Firm Pays Web Attack Ransom - http://sylnt.us - small-change-this-time
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[11:04:03] <crutchy> http://mashable.com
[11:04:04] <penetrode> ^ 03For second time in 2 months, thick sandstorm blankets the Middle East ( http://mashable.com )
[11:05:07] <crutchy> <ciri> exec: Actually you never know when a mosquito lands upon your testicles that youll slide off your junk the minute you start sweating. Stay away.
[11:06:49] <crutchy> http://mashable.com
[11:06:50] <penetrode> ^ 03Putin aide and Russia Today founder dies in Washington hotel ( http://mashable.com )
[11:07:21] <crutchy> "A Russian millionaire with close ties to the Kremlin who helped found the state-sponsored RT news outlet has been found dead in a hotel room in Washington, D.C., according to reports. Mikhail Lesin died from a heart attack"
[11:07:26] <crutchy> bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
[11:07:38] <crutchy> heart attack my arse
[11:07:50] <crutchy> more like his heart was attacked
[11:08:01] <crutchy> by drugs or chemicals
[11:09:05] <crutchy> http://mashable.com
[11:09:05] <penetrode> ^ 03Obama rejects Keystone XL oil pipeline in huge win for environmentalists ( http://mashable.com )
[11:09:42] <crutchy> in other news, oil price jumps in the US after keystone pipeline uncertainty put to rest
[11:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:15:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1840
[11:18:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:18:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1841
[11:18:49] <crutchy> been watching some sam seder videos on youtube
[11:19:00] <crutchy> he seems fairly well spoken for a statist
[11:19:39] <crutchy> he tends to only debate 'libertarians' that are actually anarchists
[11:20:04] <crutchy> only one that i saw of him debating an actual libertarian was peter schiff, where he got rolled
[11:20:32] <crutchy> though to be fair schiff pretty much nukes anyone he debates
[11:21:48] <crutchy> i think i need another beer
[11:22:01] <crutchy> maybe after i clean out the guinea pig cage :/
[11:23:49] * crutchy wonders if infowars will be talking about the duststorm in syria, calling it some sort of US chemical weapon or some shit
[11:24:50] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:24:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1842
[11:28:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> heading out to look at some boats today after coffee
[11:31:39] <Bytram> robinld: hey! good to 'see' ya!
[11:32:06] * TheMightyBuzzard waves at the errant admin
[11:33:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: s/errant/vacationing/
[11:33:16] <sedctl> <Bytram> <TheMightyBuzzard> waves at the vacationing admin
[11:33:21] <Bytram> =)
[11:33:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Programmers: Stop Calling Yourselves Engineers - http://sylnt.us - but-it-makes-me-look-cool
[11:39:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to look at one today that'll leave me round about $400 left over for registration and boat odds n ends like an anchor and a fish finder.
[11:43:28] <Bytram> be sure to get a bailing bucket, too. ;)
[11:43:38] <Bytram> afk biab
[11:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt. always assume a boat you just bought leaks.
[11:54:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[11:54:50] <MrPlow> Today: Mainly cloudy. A few peeks of sunshine possible. High 61F. Winds NNE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 61F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, gonna need a jacket looks like.
[12:02:10] <Bytram> wimp! =)
[12:02:13] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:02:15] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 59°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 8 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday mostly cloudy (43°F:63°F), Sunday sunny (39°F:54°F), Monday sunny (41°F:57°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (47°F:60°F)
[12:02:21] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:02:22] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 56°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 17 mph, humidity 51% - Saturday partly cloudy (36°F:61°F), Sunday sunny (34°F:51°F), Monday sunny (35°F:56°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (38°F:55°F)
[12:02:26] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:02:27] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 47°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 9 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday partly cloudy (28°F:49°F), Sunday partly cloudy (28°F:38°F), Monday partly cloudy (31°F:47°F), Tuesday sunny (30°F:49°F)
[12:02:41] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[12:02:43] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 79°F, smoke, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (63°F:83°F), Sunday mostly sunny (63°F:85°F), Monday sunny (62°F:85°F), Tuesday sunny (62°F:85°F)
[12:02:54] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[12:02:55] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 93°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 9 mph, humidity 20% - Saturday mostly sunny (68°F:92°F), Sunday mostly sunny (66°F:86°F), Monday partly cloudy (69°F:89°F), Tuesday sunny (62°F:88°F)
[12:03:04] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[12:03:05] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 8°F, mostly cloudy, wind E at 10 mph, humidity 72% - Saturday cloudy (9°F:12°F), Sunday partly cloudy (12°F:20°F), Monday sunny (4°F:18°F), Tuesday sunny (5°F:13°F)
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[12:17:48] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:17:50] <exec> 11Melbourne VIC - currently 13°C, cloudy, wind S at 16 km/h, humidity 67% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (8°C:17°C), Sunday partly cloudy (12°C:25°C), Monday mostly sunny (14°C:33°C), Tuesday scattered showers (12°C:18°C)
[12:19:30] <crutchy> ~wget http://www.timeanddate.com <div class=h1>Now</div> <> </div
[12:19:33] <exec> 07-43 °C
[12:20:08] <crutchy> ~convert -43 C F
[12:20:09] <exec> 03-43°C = -45.4°F
[12:38:13] <Bytram> ~weather Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station
[12:38:15] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:38:18] <Bytram> :P
[12:38:38] <Bytram> ~weather Amundsen-Scott
[12:38:39] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:38:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather amundsen-scott, antarctica
[12:38:52] <MrPlow> Today: A mix of clouds and sun early, then becoming cloudy later in the day. High -37F. Winds NNE at 15 to 25 mph. Tomorrow: Windy with increasing clouds. High -27F. Winds NNE at 20 to 30 mph.
[12:39:12] <Bytram> ~weather Amundsen-Scott, antarctica
[12:39:13] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:39:29] <Bytram> ~weather South Pole, antarctica
[12:39:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> the hyphen's fucking it up i bet
[12:39:31] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:39:41] <Bytram> ~weather Amundsen Scott, antarctica
[12:39:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:39:48] <Bytram> ~weather AmundsenScott, antarctica
[12:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> or not
[12:39:50] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:39:56] <Bytram> ~weather AmundsenScott
[12:39:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:40:27] <Bytram> hrrrm,I assume it gets its data from some on-line source... is there a URL it plugs into?
[12:41:00] <Bytram> ~weather Ushuaia Aerodrome
[12:41:01] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:41:22] <Bytram> ~weather Rio Grande B. A.
[12:41:24] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:41:49] <Bytram> http://www.timeanddate.com
[12:41:54] <penetrode> ^ 03World Temperatures — Weather Around The World
[12:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[12:42:54] <exec> 10Jackson, TN, USA - currently 56°F, cloudy, wind NE at 9 mph, humidity 57% - Saturday mostly cloudy (40°F:61°F), Sunday sunny (45°F:61°F), Monday mostly cloudy (50°F:60°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (58°F:68°F)
[12:42:55] <Bytram> ~weather Vostok
[12:42:56] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:43:04] <Bytram> ~weather Vostok Station
[12:43:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:43:13] <Bytram> ~weather Vostok Station, Antarctica
[12:43:15] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:45:17] <Bytram> http://www.timeanddate.com
[12:45:17] <penetrode> ^ 0314 day extended forecast for McMurdo, Antarctica
[12:46:23] <Bytram> bleh. enough of that for today. will likely give it a try at some other time...
[12:46:30] <Bytram> unless some well-meaning soul can fix ~weather to special-case the South Pole?
[12:46:42] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes crutchy
[12:47:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather mcmurdo, antarctica
[12:47:05] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. High 21F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 18F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:55:11] <Bytram> afk -- back in a while
[12:58:21] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[12:58:22] <exec> south pole temp:
[12:58:23] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[12:58:28] <crutchy> derp
[13:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather los angeles, california
[13:02:34] <exec> 10Los Angeles, CA, USA - currently 52°F, clear, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 41% - Saturday sunny (56°F:77°F), Sunday sunny (56°F:75°F), Monday partly cloudy (49°F:66°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F:65°F)
[13:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, it's not a spaces in the name issue
[13:07:20] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[13:07:22] <exec> south pole temp: -43 °C
[13:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather north pole
[13:07:55] <exec> 10North Pole, AK, USA - currently 24°F, light snow, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 92% - Saturday snow showers (14°F:26°F), Sunday partly cloudy (19°F:26°F), Monday snow showers (10°F:23°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (4°F:13°F)
[13:08:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather hairy pole
[13:08:06] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[13:08:29] <crutchy> nah it just doesn't come up with a weather box for south pole
[13:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[13:09:10] <crutchy> it's basically just a google search for the location preceded by the word weather
[13:09:21] <crutchy> if there's a weather box it parses it out
[13:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh
[13:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> scraping--
[13:09:33] <Bender> karma - scraping: -1
[13:09:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> apis++
[13:09:42] <Bender> karma - apis: 2
[13:10:00] <crutchy> apis are ok
[13:10:19] <crutchy> i used the wikimedia api for the spamctl script
[13:10:26] <crutchy> its not bad
[13:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[13:11:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ran out of creative juice on minecraft and it's saturday so news is slower'n shit. what to do until people with boats wake up...?
[13:11:45] <crutchy> troll sjws?
[13:12:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they don't get up until way after people with boats
[13:12:25] <crutchy> ~time
[13:12:27] <exec> Sunday, 8 November 2015 @ 12:12 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:12:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[13:12:33] <exec> Saturday, 7 November 2015 @ 7:12 am CST - Jackson, TN, USA
[13:12:54] <crutchy> ima gunna pike
[13:12:59] <crutchy> have fun :)
[13:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna go have a smoke n ponder it some. laters.
[13:13:24] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[13:13:25] <exec> south pole temp: -43 °C
[13:13:27] <crutchy> ^ Bytram
[13:16:51] <Bytram> crutchy: getting there!
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[13:17:56] <Bytram> so, what does your query for, say, "boston, ma" look like? what url would you use?
[13:18:08] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[13:18:10] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 62°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 15 mph, humidity 48% - Saturday mostly cloudy (42°F:62°F), Sunday sunny (38°F:55°F), Monday sunny (40°F:60°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (45°F:61°F)
[13:20:07] <Bytram> crutchy: ^^^ what url did you submit to retrieve that? ^^^
[13:20:41] <crutchy> https://www.google.com.au
[13:20:42] <penetrode> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com.au )
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[13:21:33] <crutchy> https://www.google.com
[13:21:34] <penetrode> ^ 03weather boston, ma - Google Search
[13:21:36] <Bytram> I wonder if google.com would have better luck that google.com.au ??
[13:21:43] <crutchy> latter one sry
[13:22:59] <Bytram> hmmm, what is %2C again?
[13:23:11] <Bytram> comma?
[13:23:20] <crutchy> i guess
[13:23:24] <crutchy> https://www.google.com
[13:23:25] <penetrode> ^ 03Google
[13:23:36] <crutchy> i didn't get much luck with .com either
[13:24:21] <crutchy> anyway better go
[13:24:25] <Bytram> ahhh, now I see what you are scraping. makes more sense
[13:24:27] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[13:24:29] * exec allegedly cracks open an assfull of skittles for #soylent
[13:24:33] <Bytram> cg'night!
[13:24:37] <Bytram> crutchy: g'night!
[13:35:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bootying Bots: The Experts' Perspective - http://sylnt.us - some-topics-are-just-too-weird-for-words
[13:36:15] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[13:36:17] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 59°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 13 mph, humidity 49% - Saturday mostly cloudy (43°F:62°F), Sunday sunny (39°F:54°F), Monday sunny (41°F:57°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (46°F:60°F)
[13:41:20] <Bytram> crutchy: might find it useful to look at: http://www.timeanddate.com vs http://www.timeanddate.com
[13:41:21] <penetrode> ^ 0314 day extended forecast for Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.A.
[13:41:21] <penetrode> ^ 0314 day extended forecast for South Pole, Antarctica
[13:41:50] <Bytram> crutchy: Especially for the extended forecast, but watch out for time zone changes and when a 'day' starts and ends. =)
[13:42:00] <Bytram> okay, time for me to get going.
[13:42:06] <Bytram> have a great day everyone!
[13:42:14] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:42:49] <Bytram|away> and the story submission queue is getting low... please submit a story if you can! THANKS!
[13:57:27] <alexbst> ~weather london
[13:57:28] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 62°F / 17°C, cloudy, wind SW at 20 mph, humidity 90% - Saturday cloudy (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Sunday cloudy (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Monday mostly cloudy (56°F:58°F / 13°C:14°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (55°F:60°F / 13°C:16°C)
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[14:10:27] * cmn32480 kicks the submission tin...
[14:11:14] * cmn32480 sees no response, and goes to put a new roof on his shed.
[14:11:23] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[14:11:39] * cmn32480|away checks the queue again
[14:11:44] * cmn32480|away sighs
[14:11:47] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[14:11:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1843
[14:19:46] <nick> acquired a puppy today
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[15:06:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Thin Walls With Potentially Fatal Consequences - http://sylnt.us - I-feel-the-earth-move-under-my-feet
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[17:34:29] <alexbst> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
[17:34:35] <alexbst> swiss toni!
[17:44:54] <swiss> hmm?
[17:47:21] <alexbst> heh
[18:25:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://staff.soylentnews.org
[18:28:11] * TheMightyBuzzard is a boat owner
[18:30:36] <alexbst> congrats
[18:30:50] <alexbst> I've bought yet another mx5 :(
[18:31:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> now time for celebratory pizza then off in search of a java noob book for the roomie's masculine child.
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[18:38:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Israel 'To Review' Top Appointment after Facebook Controversy - http://sylnt.us - if-you-don't-have-something-nice-to-say...
[18:40:26] <SirFinkus> I like how it's camouflaged so the fish can't see it
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[19:25:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[19:25:09] <penetrode> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: Hall of Fame
[19:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> hahahaha! victory is mine! made the hall of fame with the feminists post
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[19:57:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Live from New York, It's Saturday Night!
[19:58:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Trump will tell your grandmothers to suck eggs!
[19:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahahheeheeheehoooooooooooooooooooooo!
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[20:13:11] <alexbst> .... ?
[20:14:06] <chromas> Since when is SNL funny?
[20:16:46] <alexbst> well
[20:18:35] <alexbst> there was https://www.youtube.com
[20:18:36] <penetrode> ^ 03Kevin Spacey impersonating Christopher Walken auditioning for Han Solo - YouTube
[20:18:48] <alexbst> it was on SNL.
[20:18:57] <alexbst> but idk, don't really watch snl ;)
[20:40:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Low Budget CNC Machine from Scrap - http://sylnt.us - taking-away-the-excess-makes-art
[22:11:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With Keystone XL Dead, What's Next for Tar Sands, Landowners, and All That Unused Pipe? - http://sylnt.us - tar-iffic
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[23:26:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup fellas.
[23:27:23] <SirFinkus> hello
[23:27:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Bumpin' the Venom
[23:27:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Waitin' for Trump to get heckled
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[23:28:17] <SirFinkus> you hear about the scandal regarding that website?
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[23:28:26] <la_puta_vida> what website?
[23:28:44] <SirFinkus> the one that was going to pay people to heckle trump
[23:29:02] <la_puta_vida> yeah. Makes me ashamed to be America.
[23:29:11] <SirFinkus> http://deportracism.com
[23:29:12] <SirFinkus> this one
[23:29:12] <la_puta_vida> Petty, childish garbage.
[23:29:21] <SirFinkus> but it's a psyop
[23:29:25] la_puta_vida is now known as racist_and_proud
[23:29:46] <racist_and_proud> EVERYTHING is a psyop nowadays.
[23:29:59] <SirFinkus> so the site links to a bernie sanders site
[23:30:07] <SirFinkus> but was created by the clinton campaign
[23:30:12] <racist_and_proud> There is no class, no taste. American politics has degenerated to Italian politics-tier.
[23:30:19] <racist_and_proud> yeah, I heard about that.
[23:30:31] <SirFinkus> so they're trying to streisand effect him I guess
[23:31:04] <racist_and_proud> At least they are going to let him host...shows they care about views more than anything.
[23:31:06] <SirFinkus> I didn't think presidential elections could get more entertaining after palin, but this one is a doozy
[23:31:24] <racist_and_proud> All these politicians are so clownish!
[23:32:07] <SirFinkus> I'm liking trump more and more, he's not the president we need, but he's the one we deserve
[23:32:24] <racist_and_proud> Hahahaha
[23:32:29] <SirFinkus> like in a "watch the world burn" way
[23:32:32] <SirFinkus> *bern
[23:33:07] <racist_and_proud> I kinda think Trump was to steal the nomination from Rand.
[23:34:05] <racist_and_proud> Hope and change.
[23:34:15] <SirFinkus> might actually win, he's very charismatic
[23:34:47] <racist_and_proud> Well, if he does all those things he says he's gonna do (except warmonger and prosecute snowden) then some benefit may come of it.
[23:34:52] <SirFinkus> watched the last debate he was a big contrast from the other canidates
[23:35:35] <racist_and_proud> People say that he has no experience as a politician...that might be a good thing, though. Like in that movie "Dave"
[23:35:41] <SirFinkus> I've already ruled out everyone, nobody on either side is worth voting for
[23:36:04] <racist_and_proud> Yup...another third-party vote next election, for sure.
[23:36:23] <K_benzoate> I'm voting for Sanders, and if he loses nomination then Green Party.
[23:36:33] <SirFinkus> I might have considered rand, but he gets worse and worse the more he talks
[23:36:40] <SirFinkus> FEEL THE BERN
[23:37:00] <K_benzoate> That's what my car magnet says :^)
[23:37:02] <racist_and_proud> I like Sanders' populist message, but he's a little too soft for my tastes.
[23:37:02] <SirFinkus> I'd take sanders over hillary
[23:37:10] <racist_and_proud> UGH, Hillary...
[23:37:14] * racist_and_proud shudders
[23:37:22] <SirFinkus> although bill clinton being first lady would be entertaining
[23:37:37] <SirFinkus> goosing interns during the state of the union
[23:39:08] <racist_and_proud> Slick Willie was awesome.
[23:39:42] <racist_and_proud> Those were the good ol' days...when America was the GOOD GUY in the Middle-East.
[23:40:30] <SirFinkus> well that was that time he bombed that aspirin factory because he got caught diddling lewinsky
[23:40:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:40:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1844
[23:41:11] <racist_and_proud> sup crutch-dawg
[23:41:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6sBWSSx934 I can't stop listening to this
[23:41:58] <racist_and_proud> Good taste.
[23:42:06] <racist_and_proud> Bumpin' the GWAR right now.
[23:42:17] <SirFinkus> I just learned about howlin' wolf and I can't get enough
[23:42:54] <SirFinkus> fucking what.cd's tracker is down though, so I have to stick with youtube
[23:44:38] <crutchy> <ciri> exec: Lollipop chainsaw is fun.
[23:44:53] <crutchy> lollipop chainsaw would be a good name for a band
[23:45:04] <SirFinkus> meh
[23:46:06] <crutchy> howsatgoin e-f
[23:46:26] <crutchy> and SirFinkus
[23:46:29] <crutchy> and bender
[23:46:39] <SirFinkus> great
[23:46:39] <racist_and_proud> enjoying my Saturday afternoon and evening cheaply and lazily
[23:47:17] <SirFinkus> I have had my fun if I never get well no more
[23:53:57] * racist_and_proud chuckles at Gwar's "Penile Drip"
[23:54:15] <racist_and_proud> I'm glad I saw 'em live before Odorus died.
[23:56:59] <racist_and_proud> GWAR never get old.
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