#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-03

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[00:34:13] <crutchy> wtf? 2 funding meters now?
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[00:34:27] <crutchy> what is 'stretch funding'?
[00:34:42] <BadCoderFinger> Sounds like "sixth yacht money."
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[00:35:44] * GermanSon starts it up
[00:36:38] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:36:51] <BadCoderFinger> I seriously expected you to join as WorseCoderFinger
[00:37:15] <GermanSon> that would be ridiculous. anyway, gotta go
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[00:37:41] <chromas> lol
[00:38:01] <WorseCodeFinger> I am a completely new person who has never been here before, hello.
[00:38:02] <chromas> TerribleScripterToe
[00:38:46] <crutchy> you're impersonating LordOfThePants
[00:39:14] <WorseCodeFinger> he who can destroy a thing controls a thing!
[00:39:17] WorseCodeFinger is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:40:29] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:41:10] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: If I had an internet left, you would have won it.
[00:41:48] <SpallsHurgenson> another one?
[00:42:49] <BadCoderFinger> You need to complete the set!
[00:43:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I need to start listing all the asshole politicians who've robodialed me these past few days on the net somewhere to shame them
[00:43:42] <SpallsHurgenson> except I'm not sure that it is possible to shame politicians anymore
[00:45:52] <BadCoderFinger> Nope, not likely.
[00:46:13] <BadCoderFinger> I had a senate candidate visit my house one year. I bet he regrets it.
[00:46:27] <crutchy> they undergo years of training to make fools of themselves
[00:46:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I especially like the robodialers that don't hang up even if I answer the phone and hang-up on them...
[00:46:45] <crutchy> that's robodialier-ist!
[00:47:22] <BadCoderFinger> Drop 50 volts across the leads. Unplug your own phones first, though.
[00:47:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I've always wondered what would happen if I needed to dial 911 but couldn't because some asshole politico needed to give me a 2 minute spiel about why he was worth re-electing
[00:47:50] <crutchy> just answer "i'm going to sue you"
[00:48:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm currently answering "fuck you fuck you fuck you" followed by "I /was/ going to vote for you until you robodialed me"...
[00:48:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I'm pretty sure nobody is on the other end but just in case I like them to know how I feel :)
[00:49:03] <crutchy> robodialers have feelings too
[00:50:17] <BadCoderFinger> No more than a dog. If you yell at them enough, they leave you alone.
[00:50:43] <BadCoderFinger> Plus, unlike a dog, it wouldn't hurt my feelings to have a robodialer put to sleep.
[00:50:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I have nothing against the machines, only the people who use them :)
[00:51:30] <BadCoderFinger> More like the people who start them running, then go home to their own unlisted number.
[00:51:37] <SpallsHurgenson> the ASPCA protects animals from undue cruelty; fortunately, there's no such agency looking out for politicians :)
[00:53:03] <BadCoderFinger> In which case we should start one. It's only fair, a lot of other organizations exist just to fail.
[00:55:04] <chromas> would be a way to raise free money
[00:55:15] <BadCoderFinger> Yep!
[00:55:24] <SpallsHurgenson> well, the ASPCA does also spay and neuter pets to keep their numbers in check...
[00:55:32] <chromas> raise dollars, help no one, abscond with said dollars
[00:55:46] <chromas> poor politicians
[00:55:48] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: That's item one in the business plan.
[00:56:08] <BadCoderFinger> chromas: So pretty much like every other charity.
[00:56:24] <crutchy> hmm. if we have our politicians neutered...
[00:56:32] <chromas> well actually, you've a good point; we need to neuter them
[00:57:11] <BadCoderFinger> Most of them are over 90 anyway, so their junk is most certainly non-functional anyway.
[00:57:28] <SpallsHurgenson> just to be safe, let's cut off their naughty bits from the head down :)
[00:57:51] <chromas> take a lesson from the tobacco groups: get 'em while they're young
[00:58:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, that is a great strategy. "Have a cigarette, and put your granolas on the anvil here..."
[00:58:34] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: yeah, we need to get the highlander in on this. there can be only one
[00:59:12] <chromas> get Dexter on the line, too
[00:59:28] <crutchy> and mr hanky
[00:59:44] <SpallsHurgenson> one politician is still too many
[00:59:45] <crutchy> wait. waht are we talking about now?
[00:59:53] * crutchy is in heaven
[01:00:07] <chromas> we're talking about shitheads, so yes, mr hanky is relevant
[01:00:14] <crutchy> has a frozen apple and black currant juice box
[01:00:19] <chromas> s/shitheads/pieces of shit/
[01:00:19] <sedctl> <chromas> we're talking about pieces of shit, so yes, mr hanky is relevant
[01:00:33] * crutchy is eating frozen
[01:00:38] * chromas plugs laptop into currant bush
[01:00:57] <crutchy> its a beautiful day outside... /me starts civ5
[01:01:02] <crutchy> ~weather
[01:01:04] <exec> 11Melbourne VIC - currently 15°C, mostly sunny, wind S at 13 km/h, humidity 51% - Tuesday mostly sunny (11°C:20°C), Wednesday mostly cloudy (16°C:28°C), Thursday thunderstorm (16°C:27°C), Friday showers (12°C:22°C)
[01:01:17] <chromas> so you're the one stealing my sun!
[01:01:40] <crutchy> my kids are. i'm inside hiding on the couch
[01:01:53] <crutchy> trying to get the spider webs off me
[01:02:05] <crutchy> damn trampoline net
[01:02:53] <crutchy> ~youtube mr hanky
[01:02:56] <exec> https://www.youtube.com - Mr.Hanky The Christmas Poo Official Video!!!! - 2:21
[01:03:08] <SpallsHurgenson> there is no such thing as a civ game. there is no such thing as a civ game. there is no such thing as a civ game
[01:03:34] <chromas> are you ICE? why are you taking websites down?
[01:03:48] <chromas> those poor spiders just want their information to be free
[01:11:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rupert Murdoch's "The Sun" Scraps Its Online Paywall - http://sylnt.us - moving-into-the-21st-century
[01:15:50] <SpallsHurgenson> propoganda just wants to be free :)
[01:19:39] <BadCoderFinger> Wait, people were paying for "The Sun?"
[01:21:09] <SpallsHurgenson> well, you know... boobies!
[01:21:25] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, didn't they quit that a year or two ago?
[01:22:19] <SpallsHurgenson> look, I'm a 'murcan; that I even acknowledge the existance of other countries - much less their newspapers - should be miracle enough :)
[01:22:37] <SpallsHurgenson> don't actually expect me to KNOW anything about 'em :)
[01:23:30] <SpallsHurgenson> (apparently last issue worth... erm... "reading" was on Jan 22 2015 :)
[01:27:21] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:27:49] <crutchy> ~header ETag https://soylentnews.org
[01:27:53] <BadCoderFinger> If your business strategy is simply, "Bewbs!" Then you may want to consider the impact when that changes.
[01:28:26] <crutchy> bewbs?!
[01:28:33] <crutchy> someone said bewbs!
[01:29:01] <crutchy> shuddup and take my money!
[01:29:26] * SpallsHurgenson takes crutchy's money and shows off his manboobs
[01:29:28] <BadCoderFinger> See!
[01:29:45] <SpallsHurgenson> if you want me to put them away, it will take more money :)
[01:30:10] <crutchy> now thats a business strategy right there spalls
[01:30:26] <BadCoderFinger> Sadly, I already disabled your webcam.
[01:30:56] <crutchy> he has a pantscam
[01:31:15] <SpallsHurgenson> once seen, they cannot be unseen. they jiggle in your imagination :)
[01:31:16] <crutchy> omg i read that wrong
[01:31:28] <crutchy> he really has a pant scam!
[01:31:34] * crutchy feels cheated
[01:31:44] <BadCoderFinger> Censor blocks. They're our only hope.
[01:32:56] <crutchy> simply reconfigure the deflector array
[01:33:35] <SpallsHurgenson> manbewbs shall haunt your dreams tonight! muahahahah!
[01:34:01] <crutchy> $deflector=array("censor"=>$manbewbs);
[01:35:09] <BadCoderFinger> $deflector->AddPantsTo("SpallsHurgenson")
[01:35:25] <SpallsHurgenson> <jiggle jiggle jiggle>
[01:35:54] <chromas> rm -R *pants*
[01:35:57] <crutchy> ermagerd he's found vulnerabilities in mah php! impossibre!
[01:36:03] <BadCoderFinger> Egads, man, there are a lot of hobbies out there you should investigate!
[01:36:59] * crutchy collects his frozen titties off the floor
[01:38:16] <crutchy> frozen juiceboxes are prolly better eaten on hot days
[01:39:49] <SpallsHurgenson> you're not supposed to eat the box
[01:41:13] <crutchy> dammit. there was no warning anywhere!
[01:41:18] * crutchy prepares lawsuit
[01:42:31] <BadCoderFinger> You'd probably win that one.
[01:43:55] <chromas> crutchy: you're married; there's only one box you're supposed to be munching
[01:46:05] <crutchy> that box went out of order the moment i signed the marriage certificate
[01:46:27] <crutchy> i think its part of the boilerplate
[01:46:40] <crutchy> damn fineprint
[01:57:05] <SpallsHurgenson> why don't computer games have cheat codes anymore? I miss being able to go into god mode and just raining havoc on the monsters
[02:04:45] <BadCoderFinger> Some do.
[02:04:59] <BadCoderFinger> But they like to hide them.
[02:05:01] <chromas> poweroverwhelming
[02:26:24] <crutchy> thereisnocowlevel
[02:31:21] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[02:31:23] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 91% - Monday fog (47°F:49°F / 8°C:9°C), Tuesday cloudy (50°F:60°F / 10°C:16°C), Wednesday showers (52°F:57°F / 11°C:14°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (56°F:60°F / 13°C:16°C)
[02:33:02] <crutchy> exec, s/y,/y with a chance of pants,/
[02:33:02] <sedctl> <crutchy> <exec> 10London, UK - currently 50°F / 10°C, cloudy with a chance of pants, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 91% - Monday fog (47°F:49°F / 8°C:9°C), Tuesday cloudy (50°F:60°F / 10°C:16°C), Wednesday showers (52°F:57°F / 11°C:14°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (56°F:60°F / 13°C:16°C)
[02:33:09] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather Spallshurgenson
[02:33:11] <exec> 10Bangkok, Thailand - currently 82°F / 28°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 10 mph, humidity 66% - Tuesday mostly cloudy (78°F:91°F / 26°C:33°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (78°F:96°F / 26°C:36°C), Thursday partly cloudy (79°F:95°F / 26°C:35°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (79°F:92°F / 26°C:33°C)
[02:34:25] <crutchy> chromas, how about ourgodgivenrighttobeararms
[02:34:44] <chromas> was that in starcraft?
[02:34:49] <crutchy> nope
[02:34:53] <crutchy> and no cheating :p
[02:35:16] <chromas> dunno of any game that had that
[02:35:19] <chromas> civ 5?
[02:35:30] <crutchy> gta vice city
[02:35:43] <chromas> ooh. hadn't played that one
[02:35:54] <crutchy> we're talking about cheat codes so you're not allowed to cheat looking up cheat codes :p
[02:36:13] <chromas> #find ourgodgivenrighttobeararms
[02:36:14] <MrPlow> http://dailycaller.com
[02:36:14] <SpallsHurgenson> there are no such things as "civilization" games; stop making things up
[02:36:26] <crutchy> hahaha
[02:36:32] <crutchy> #find fail
[02:36:32] <MrPlow> http://failblog.cheezburger.com
[02:36:50] <crutchy> ~google cheat ourgodgivenrighttobeararms
[02:36:52] <exec> [google] www.supercheats.com/pc/grandtheftautovicecitycheats.htm
[02:37:04] <crutchy> hmm
[02:37:11] <chromas> I forgot exec has google powers
[02:37:16] <crutchy> #find our gid given right to bear arms
[02:37:17] <MrPlow> http://dailycaller.com
[02:37:34] <crutchy> that's not about bear arms!
[02:37:55] <crutchy> #find our gid given right to "bear arms"
[02:37:56] <MrPlow> http://dailycaller.com
[02:38:00] <crutchy> lol
[02:38:02] * crutchy fail
[02:38:03] <chromas> #find endless legend
[02:38:04] <MrPlow> http://g2g.amplitude-studios.com
[02:38:38] <crutchy> !fight starcraft vs warcraft
[02:38:48] <crutchy> !fight starcraft vs star wars
[02:38:55] <Deucalion> Any suggestions for a linux memory utilisation monitoring solution? Have a server that keeps going into out of memory condition... need to track which process is running away with it all.
[02:39:09] <crutchy> conky ftw!
[02:39:23] <crutchy> oh. remote?
[02:39:29] <chromas> what kind of interface?
[02:39:33] <BadCoderFinger> htop over ssh?
[02:39:38] <chromas> htop++
[02:39:39] <Bender> karma - htop: 6
[02:39:43] <crutchy> what he said
[02:40:35] <Deucalion> lol - It takes ~24hrs to go OOM - I am not sitting and watching it. Remote VPS, so CLI or some webterface logging thing. Vaguely mrtg came to mind but I have no clue.
[02:40:56] <Deucalion> Is mrtg even called mrtg anymore?
[02:41:05] <crutchy> or you could write a little shell script that checks /proc/$somethingmemoryrelated and emails $god when it goes over a given amount
[02:41:34] <BadCoderFinger> while : ; do ssh server 'freemem' | tee -a /home/me/memlog.txt ; sleep 300 ; done
[02:42:09] <chromas> http://www.linuxscrew.com
[02:42:10] <jarvis> ^ 03Top 5 Linux Monitoring Tools. Web Based. - LinuxScrew: Linux Blog
[02:43:45] * chromas installs them to compare
[02:43:59] <chromas> also monitorix
[02:44:18] <crutchy> windows task manager ftw!
[02:44:46] <crutchy> (simply just install windows on a VM that hogs all the server's memory)
[02:44:50] <chromas> iarsn taskinfo was nice on windows except for the nagginess
[02:46:06] <crutchy> ~header etag https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:23] <crutchy> dumb script
[02:46:30] <crutchy> ~header-login etag https://soylentnews.org
[02:46:36] <Deucalion> ISTR using sysinternals tools a lot when managing win boxes over a decade ago... pskill et al.
[02:46:51] <Deucalion> Think MS bought sysinternals at some point
[02:46:58] <crutchy> ~define istr
[02:47:01] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03ISTR: In internet-speak, ISTR stands for "I seem to recall"
[02:47:08] <crutchy> ah
[02:47:13] <crutchy> ~define iarsn
[02:47:23] <exec> iarsn: unable to find definition
[02:48:32] <chromas> yeah, and the windows taskmanager got a lot better in the last couple Windowses
[02:48:47] <chromas> one of the things they didn't ruin
[02:49:24] <crutchy> they haven't minecrafterized taskman?
[02:49:32] <chromas> http://iarsn.com
[02:49:33] <jarvis> ^ 03TaskInfo Home Page
[02:49:46] <chromas> (not free/oss)
[02:50:12] <chromas> crap, all those monitor things want x and stuff installed
[02:51:18] <crutchy> /proc has everything you could ever need
[02:51:49] <crutchy> just gotta grep/cat/sed/awk/fart it to wherever you want whenever you want
[02:52:07] <chromas> also /sys
[02:52:38] <crutchy> maybe a little hourly crontab so you don't need to fsck around with loops
[02:52:44] <Deucalion> Thanks BadCoderFinger, chromas - somethings for me to toy with tomorrow. I think it is xvfb (X virtual frame buffer) that is gobbling up ram and causing the OOM condition - just need to monitor it retrospectively so to speak as it is a slow process and life is too short.
[02:53:14] <crutchy> Object Orientation Madness (OOM) is a serious condition indeed
[02:53:42] * crutchy still suffers from it sometimes
[02:53:58] <Deucalion> Out Of Memory :P
[02:54:01] <chromas> This doesn't make sense. Arch has a couple nagios-related packages but not nagios. gotta go outside the repos to get it. wtf
[02:54:30] <chromas> seems to have the fewest dependencies though
[02:54:41] <chromas> (fewest uninstalled dependencies)
[02:57:52] <crutchy> ~deb nagios
[02:57:54] <exec> E: No packages found
[02:57:58] <crutchy> :<
[02:58:03] <crutchy> ~aur nagios
[02:58:06] <exec> 02Nagios is an open source host, service and network monitoring program.
[02:58:07] <exec> 02https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/nagios/
[03:07:45] * Deucalion checks out - be well lentils :D
[03:17:49] <crutchy> ~g'night Deucalion
[03:18:00] * exec cohesively slides a tinfoil hat of bacon to Deucalion
[03:30:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:33:20] <crutchy> .macro .dothehustle * privmsg ~(‾▿‾)~ https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:22] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".dothehustle" and PRIVMSG command template "~(‾▿‾)~ https://www.youtube.com" saved
[03:34:18] <crutchy> hmm not sure if i can call macros with macros
[03:34:42] <crutchy> .macro .nativedance * internal .dothehustle
[03:34:43] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".nativedance" and INTERNAL command template ".dothehustle" saved
[03:34:50] <crutchy> .nativedance
[03:35:03] <crutchy> .dothehustle
[03:35:07] <crutchy> :<
[03:35:37] <crutchy> i guess that's something i can work on this arvo
[03:36:24] <crutchy> .tell TheMightyBuzzard ~perl6 %routine%
[03:36:35] <crutchy> ~tell TheMightyBuzzard ~perl6 %routine%
[03:36:37] <exec> message saved
[03:36:47] <crutchy> not doin too well today :p
[03:36:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> why for you make the bot say stuff to me?
[03:37:05] <crutchy> oh
[03:37:20] <crutchy> thought you were out fooshin or summin
[03:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> watchin supergirl, bout to hit the sack
[03:37:40] <crutchy> ah
[03:37:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> fooshin does sound good fer tomorrow though
[03:38:06] <crutchy> ~perl6 +>
[03:38:08] <exec> 07infix +>
[03:38:09] <exec> 07Integer bit shift to the right.
[03:38:09] <exec> 07multi sub infix:<< +> >>($a, $b) returns Int:D
[03:38:10] <exec> 07http://doc.perl6.org/routine/%2B%3E
[03:38:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[03:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> skipping perl6 until their docs don't suck.
[03:38:45] <Bytram> <Bender> [ComputerWorld] - Hilton fined for obstructing FCC investigation into Wi-Fi blocking - http://rss.computerworld.com
[03:38:47] <jarvis> ^ 03Hilton fined for obstructing FCC investigation into Wi-Fi blocking | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[03:38:51] <Bytram> !uid
[03:38:51] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5933, owned by bmsleight
[03:38:57] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:38:58] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 54°F, clear, wind W at 3 mph, humidity 62% - Monday clear (45°F:64°F), Tuesday sunny (49°F:68°F), Wednesday sunny (48°F:60°F), Thursday partly cloudy (58°F:66°F)
[03:39:01] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:39:03] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 43°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 82% - Monday clear with periodic clouds (41°F:62°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (42°F:64°F), Wednesday sunny (42°F:59°F), Thursday cloudy (50°F:58°F)
[03:39:06] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:39:09] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 36°F, mostly cloudy, wind W at 4 mph, humidity 90% - Monday mostly cloudy (31°F:48°F), Tuesday scattered showers (36°F:43°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (27°F:43°F), Thursday mostly sunny (39°F:46°F)
[03:39:12] <Bytram> ~weather cairo
[03:39:14] <exec> 10Cairo, Egypt - currently 67°F, clear, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 61% - Tuesday mostly sunny (64°F:82°F), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (63°F:78°F), Thursday mostly sunny (64°F:77°F), Friday partly cloudy (63°F:77°F)
[03:39:22] <crutchy> .soylentbutt
[03:39:30] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[03:39:33] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -5°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 17 mph, humidity 59% - Tuesday partly cloudy (-8°F:0°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (-2°F:4°F), Thursday partly cloudy (-2°F:9°F), Friday mostly cloudy (10°F:17°F)
[03:39:38] <exec> They are, in fact, one lucky break away from being really rich. However, the odds of them actually getting that lucky break are approximately 0.000001%, and many of those end up broke again shortly after that lucky break thanks to Sudden Wealth Syndrome. So the wise folks among us plan on being among the 99.99999% that don't get a lucky break, and instead work our butts off to build a career and ideally some wealth. It's sort of like how people who
[03:40:06] <crutchy> that's not a funny butt comment!
[03:40:17] <crutchy> .soylentfart
[03:40:19] <exec> But these horrible, horrible bubbles just happen to constitute less than 1/500th of the methane the world's cows do fart and burp out in the same time.
[03:41:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> need moar nicotine
[03:42:17] <Bytram> "the harder I work, the luckier I get"
[03:43:08] <Bytram> testing: ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå
[03:43:24] <Bytram> s/[A-Z]/_/g
[03:43:34] <Bytram> testing: ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå
[03:43:43] <Bytram> s/[[:upper:]]/_/g
[03:43:43] <sedctl> <Bytram> testing: ______àáâãäå
[03:43:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Law Can’t Keep Up With Technology…and That’s a Very Good Thing - http://sylnt.us - a-victory-for-the-people
[03:43:56] <crutchy> ha
[03:43:58] <Bytram> testing: ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå
[03:44:01] <Bytram> s/[[:lower:]]/_/g
[03:44:01] <sedctl> <Bytram> _______: ÀÁÂÃÄÅ______
[03:44:14] <Bytram> testing: ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå
[03:44:21] <Bytram> s/[A-Za-z]/_/g
[03:44:21] <crutchy> them spambots won't know what hit em
[03:44:21] <sedctl> <Bytram> _______: ÀÁÂÃÄÅàáâãäå
[03:44:37] <Bytram> s/[[:alpha:]]/_/g
[03:44:37] <sedctl> <Bytram> _______: ____________
[03:44:55] <Bytram> crutchy: see the difference?
[03:45:00] <crutchy> yup
[03:45:58] <Bytram> ΑΒΓΔΕαβγδε
[03:46:01] <Bytram> s/[A-Za-z]/_/g
[03:46:04] <Bytram> ΑΒΓΔΕαβγδε
[03:46:09] <Bytram> s/[[:alpha:]]/_/g
[03:46:09] <sedctl> <Bytram> __________
[03:46:12] <Bytram> =)
[03:46:47] <crutchy> luckily wiki spambots don't seem to be that advanced yet
[03:47:07] <crutchy> they mostly follow the LukeSkywalker123 kinda system
[03:47:13] <Bytram> didn't you just see the title that Bneder just posted?
[03:47:22] <crutchy> oh?
[03:47:26] * crutchy backscrolls
[03:47:55] <Bytram> in essence, best be prepared than trying to constantly play catchup
[03:48:36] <crutchy> re: law catch keep up?
[03:49:35] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for Bytram to whip out an "I am the law!" in Stalone voice
[03:49:44] <Bytram> nvm; I think I confused this story with another one i read recently. Sry!
[03:49:59] <crutchy> lol
[03:50:00] <Bytram> http://finance.yahoo.com
[03:50:02] <jarvis> ^ 03In a new round of testing, NASA confirms yet again that the 'impossible' EMdrive thruster works - Yahoo Finance
[03:51:19] <Bytram> http://www.digitaltrends.com
[03:51:20] <jarvis> ^ 03NASA confirms new thruster could revolutionize space travel | Digital Trends
[03:51:28] <crutchy> oh wow. SirFinkus lives near the tacoma narrows bridge
[03:51:40] <crutchy> silly nasa. space travel is easy
[03:51:48] <crutchy> getting to space is the tricky bit
[03:53:19] <Bytram> background: http://www.digitaltrends.com
[03:53:19] <jarvis> ^ 03Everything You Need To Know About The EmDrive Thruster | Digital Trends
[03:54:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm traveling through space right now. just letting the planet do all the heavy lifting for me while i sit in this pleasant atmosphere.
[03:54:28] <crutchy> ~g em thruster camry conversion kit
[03:54:30] <exec> [google] www.change2e85.com/E85-conversion-kit-converter-toyota-prius-hybri...
[03:54:46] <Bytram> nice.. enjoy it while you can...
[03:54:59] <Bytram> Can't believe I just saw this link: http://finance.yahoo.com
[03:55:01] <jarvis> ^ 03Gateway Inc. co-founder Mike Hammond dies at age 53 - Yahoo Finance
[03:55:24] <Bytram> I remember back when Gateway started up; man they were hitting on ALL cylinders and grew like CRAZY!
[03:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[03:55:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked the cow motif
[03:55:45] <crutchy> probably died from a 'gateway drug' bahahahaha!!!
[03:55:46] <Bytram> and their trademark 'cow boxes'
[03:55:49] <crutchy> /too soon
[03:56:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, bed now. you two have fun with the wacky regexs
[03:56:43] <Bytram> http://finance.yahoo.com
[03:56:45] <jarvis> ^ 03China unveils jetliner in bid to compete with Boeing, Airbus - Yahoo Finance
[03:56:56] <Bytram> yeas, bed will be soon for me, too.
[03:57:04] <crutchy> i think there's already an article in the queue about that
[03:57:06] <crutchy> maybe
[03:57:11] <crutchy> unless it borked
[03:57:44] <crutchy> i think i said 'from the broken-dreamliner dept.' or summin
[04:01:54] <Bytram> crutchy: I see it, now. looks like it will go live in just under 9 hours
[04:02:10] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[04:02:28] <Bytram|away> time for bed... have a great night everybody!
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[05:45:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - On Hacking MicroSD Cards - http://sylnt.us - just-a-tiny-bit-of-effort
[06:01:54] <crutchy> http://news.sciencemag.org
[06:01:55] <jarvis> ^ 03Human feces from the developing world could power millions of homes | Science/AAAS | News
[06:02:36] <crutchy> from the not-in-our-backyard dept.
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[06:46:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cyber Letters of Marque and Reprisal: "Hacking Back" - http://sylnt.us - revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-cold
[08:25:47] <chromas> http://www.wired.com
[08:25:48] <jarvis> ^ 03Hackers Claim Million-Dollar Bounty for iOS Zero Day Attack | WIRED
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[08:47:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Solar Vehicle Charging at Home - http://sylnt.us - free-electric
[09:15:40] <JamesNZ> sun_power++
[09:15:40] <Bender> karma - sun_power: 1
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[09:30:15] <crutchy> http://www.adelaidenow.com.au
[09:30:29] <crutchy> wonder what ever happened to this story?
[09:30:36] <crutchy> i didn't even know about it
[09:31:03] <crutchy> apparently 233 billion barrels would be only 2nd to saudi arabia in terms of reserves, or somthing
[09:31:16] <crutchy> maybe it turned out to be a scam
[09:35:49] <crutchy> actualyl, on second thought, i wouldn't want a heap of oil here cos it just attracts idiots with bombs
[09:36:34] <SirFinkus> not oil, GUZZALINE
[09:37:01] <SirFinkus> they might need to hire THE ROAD WARRIOR and his friend with the helicopter
[09:38:54] <JamesNZ> 233 billion? MEDIOCRE!
[09:39:15] <crutchy> yeah i guess everything in murica now is measured in trillions
[09:39:36] <crutchy> its only 0.233 trillion. pfft. move along
[09:43:25] <crutchy> i guess its shale too, which means its only really worth 10% or so of normal crude
[09:48:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Tests Its Ad Tech On Billboards. Here's Why. - http://sylnt.us - ripe-for-hacking
[09:50:57] <SirFinkus> https://blog.onedrive.com
[09:51:00] <SirFinkus> haha microsot
[09:51:11] <SirFinkus> "Since we started to roll out unlimited cloud storage to Office 365 consumer subscribers, a small number of users backed up numerous PCs and stored entire movie collections and DVR recordings. In some instances, this exceeded 75 TB per user or 14,000 times the average"
[09:51:13] <SirFinkus> what did you expect?
[10:04:14] <chromas> aw, I only get 129GB
[10:07:10] <alexbst> enjoying SJWs Always Lie
[10:10:16] <chromas> books are sexist
[10:58:26] <alexbst> yup.
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[11:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:17:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1816
[11:19:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's cause they're made out of trees, which are phallic.
[11:24:13] * alexbst looks at the gold
[11:24:41] <alexbst> https://n0where.net is fairly interesting btw
[11:24:42] <jarvis> ^ 03The Memory Sinkohole - Unleashing An x86 Design Flaw
[11:27:12] <SirFinkus> I tried a cup of coffee, couldn't finish it
[11:27:25] <SirFinkus> tea is objectively better
[11:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if your tastebuds are big honkin wussbags
[11:28:44] <SirFinkus> coffee isn't bad when it's hot, but room temp coffee is the worst
[11:28:54] <SirFinkus> while tea is good at all temperatures
[11:29:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, it's good cold as well but it does lose something at room temp
[11:29:37] <SirFinkus> cold it's ok, but only with cream and sugar
[11:29:50] <SirFinkus> like that starbucks shit
[11:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i can back you on the cream but not the sugar
[11:30:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> sugar is for tea
[11:30:12] <SirFinkus> I'm thinking frappachino
[11:30:21] <SirFinkus> occasionally
[11:30:29] <SirFinkus> I like my tea straight
[11:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i drink mine cold and as a super-saturated solution of tea/sugar
[11:31:24] <SirFinkus> green or black?
[11:31:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> black generally. green is too wussified for my palate.
[11:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't do subtle flavors except in scotch
[11:32:13] <SirFinkus> depends on how long you brew green
[11:32:23] <SirFinkus> I usually double bag it
[11:32:40] <SirFinkus> has a beautiful nutty flavor
[11:32:50] <SirFinkus> no sugar required
[11:33:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some testical puns to be made there but i need another cigarette, so you'll have to make them yourself.
[11:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/testical/testicle/
[11:33:31] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> there's some testicle puns to be made there but i need another cigarette, so you'll have to make them yourself.
[11:33:45] <SirFinkus> your taste buds are probably all fucked because of the cigs
[11:34:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> sense of smell is, which contributes like 90% of your sense of taste.
[11:34:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it works out well enough. farts aren't as offensive.
[11:35:02] <SirFinkus> I think the ideal compromise is cigars on special occasions
[11:35:10] <SirFinkus> because that shit is delicious with a good scotch
[11:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> compromise is for the weak.
[11:36:09] <SirFinkus> I never understood cigarettes, tried them a few times and I was thoroughly underwhelmed
[11:38:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> they break up the day nicely and i like the bit of harshness to the lungs. plus i buy good smelling tobacco.
[11:39:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> unfortunately i gotta step outside to have one cause they do yellow the walls and such even when you smoke tobacco without all the chemicals added.
[11:40:05] <SirFinkus> oh, you roll your own?
[11:40:23] <SirFinkus> I've just had the commercial ones, or whatever you'd call them
[11:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck yeah. i can barely stand a store bought smoke anymore. only do them when my hands are wet or otherwise unfit to roll.
[11:41:01] <SirFinkus> I'll stick with a shared cigar or two a year
[11:41:13] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:41:16] <SirFinkus> make it something special
[11:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use better tobacco than cigars do generally.
[11:42:08] <SirFinkus> generally, I smoke pretty posh ones
[11:42:22] <SirFinkus> my rich as fuck cousin usually brings them
[11:42:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, well in that case i gotta break out my smaller stash of pipe tobacco and briarwood pipes.
[11:43:12] <SirFinkus> not that I know much about cigars, but he says the one's he gets cost $50 - $90
[11:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads
[11:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> good pipe tobacco only runs you about $20/oz
[11:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> and nobody bitches at you because it smells GOOD
[11:44:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, now i want some. afk.
[11:45:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, idk anything about cigars, but the ones he buys are delicious
[11:45:59] <SirFinkus> maybe cheaper ones are just as good
[11:50:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: What Computer to Get Grandma - http://sylnt.us - over-to-you
[12:02:53] <crutchy> lmao i been watching americans try vegemite on youtube
[12:03:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's a horrible thing to do to one of us
[12:03:46] <crutchy> we grow up with it so its hard for me to get why its so weird
[12:03:58] <crutchy> but its funny seeing reactions
[12:04:10] <crutchy> its almost like some kind of chemical weapon
[12:04:41] <crutchy> you guys like beer right?
[12:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> never a danger of seeing me on one of those. i barely eat vegetables when they aren't boiled down to a nasty paste.
[12:05:04] <crutchy> vegemite is like a very extreme form of stout, with the alcohol burned off
[12:05:08] <SirFinkus> I'd probably like vegemite
[12:05:23] <SirFinkus> I fucking love miso, which I've heard is similar
[12:06:44] <SirFinkus> and I love stouts
[12:07:20] <crutchy> vegemite is most awesome on crumpets
[12:07:46] <crutchy> you chuck a heap of marg on it when its hot so it melts everywhere, and then you fill up all the holes with veg
[12:07:48] <SirFinkus> I'd try it, but I haven't seen it
[12:07:50] <crutchy> slap it on thick
[12:08:03] <crutchy> puts hairs on your balls
[12:08:05] <SirFinkus> is marg margarine? because fuck that
[12:08:09] <crutchy> yeah
[12:08:11] <SirFinkus> butter or gtfo
[12:08:12] <crutchy> or butter
[12:08:17] <crutchy> yeah either eitehr
[12:08:22] <SirFinkus> can't stand margarine
[12:08:34] <crutchy> we call margarine butter anyway
[12:08:41] <crutchy> just to be confusing
[12:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, no worries there, it's going away in the US anyway. transfats.
[12:09:07] <crutchy> our margarines are mostly made of olive oil
[12:09:22] <SirFinkus> I can almost stand olive oil margarines
[12:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, butter or gtfo
[12:09:33] <crutchy> heh
[12:09:34] <SirFinkus> like, if it's on a waffle, I'll eat it
[12:09:45] <SirFinkus> but butter is a million times better
[12:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna get on some coding now
[12:12:32] <SirFinkus> hows the stripe thing going?
[12:12:39] <crutchy> i'm gunna flake out
[12:12:43] <crutchy> gotta work tomorrow
[12:12:49] <crutchy> after 4 days off :/
[12:14:38] <crutchy> aw crackerjack. i wish we had that
[12:15:00] <crutchy> we used to have solid caramel popcorn blocks. fukkers toom em off the shelves
[12:15:13] <crutchy> now we just have loose caramel popcorn
[12:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, going well enough. charges already work. just working out the instant payment notifications.
[12:18:45] <SirFinkus> cool, thanks for the work
[12:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> which actually aren't instant but instead delayed.
[12:21:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> trying to wrap my brain around some problematic logic. no lightbulb moment yet though.
[12:21:54] <SirFinkus> logic is "problematic"
[12:22:14] <SirFinkus> construct of the patriarchy
[12:24:20] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[12:24:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1817
[12:24:27] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[12:24:36] <cmn32480> good morning all
[12:24:56] <cmn32480> how goes it TheMightyBuzzard?
[12:25:52] <SirFinkus> morning
[12:25:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, meh, think i've more or less got it. can't account for some error conditions though cause i'm not sure how to check for properly formed json without trying to decode it.
[12:26:01] <cmn32480> SirFinkus!
[12:26:19] <cmn32480> bitpay still giving yhou problems/
[12:26:35] * SirFinkus is suspicious that you're so excited
[12:26:59] <cmn32480> awful early (or late) for you isn't it?
[12:27:31] <cmn32480> sitting in an airport...
[12:27:32] <cmn32480> again
[12:27:40] <SirFinkus> idk what it is for me
[12:27:45] <SirFinkus> depends
[12:27:49] <cmn32480> ~time sirfinkus
[12:27:51] <exec> Tuesday, 3 November 2015 @ 4:27 am PST - Olympia, WA, USA
[12:27:59] <cmn32480> that help?
[12:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, nah. dropped bitpay for now. gonna finish up stripe then figure out wtf went wrong with bitpay and likely rewrite everything.
[12:28:23] <SirFinkus> not really
[12:28:32] <cmn32480> sorry SirFinkus.. I tried
[12:28:33] <SirFinkus> well, I'm awake now in any case
[12:28:45] <cmn32480> stripe is giving issues?
[12:28:56] <cmn32480> sheesh.... why can't these people make it easy
[12:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> stripe is more or less easy. the json module doesn't give you a "is this json in the first fucking place" method though.
[12:31:40] <crutchy> cmn32480, prolly cos they don't use the metric system
[12:32:07] <cmn32480> f**k the metric system.
[12:32:21] <cmn32480> my car gets 30 rods to the hogs head and that's how I like it!
[12:32:26] <crutchy> lol
[12:32:38] <crutchy> i know a bit of imperial
[12:32:51] <cmn32480> want a cookie?
[12:32:53] <crutchy> 25.4mm to the inch, and 2.20462 lb to a kg
[12:32:58] * cmn32480 give crutchy a cookie
[12:33:25] <chromas> we don't use hogheads or rods
[12:33:27] <cmn32480> that's about right
[12:33:28] <crutchy> we learn both here but its only cos you guys are so fucking backwards lol
[12:33:42] * cmn32480 looks behind him to see forwards
[12:33:51] <cmn32480> ~weather
[12:33:52] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 48°F / 9°C, sunny, wind W at 1 mph, humidity 85% - Tuesday sunny (49°F:71°F / 9°C:22°C), Wednesday sunny (55°F:72°F / 13°C:22°C), Thursday showers (61°F:67°F / 16°C:19°C), Friday partly cloudy (59°F:76°F / 15°C:24°C)
[12:33:52] <chromas> The subset of imperial units we use is as arbitrary as the size of imperial units
[12:34:01] <cmn32480> yes
[12:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[12:34:04] <cmn32480> here too
[12:34:04] <MrPlow> Today: Areas of fog early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. High 77F. Winds light and variable. Tomorrow: Cloudy skies early will become partly cloudy later in the day. Slight chance of a rain shower. High around 75F. Winds light and variable.
[12:34:15] <cmn32480> ~weather bluffton, SC
[12:34:17] <exec> 10Bluffton, SC, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, cloudy, wind NE at 5 mph, humidity 96% - Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (69°F:78°F / 21°C:26°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (69°F:76°F / 21°C:24°C), Thursday partly cloudy (69°F:77°F / 21°C:25°C), Friday scattered showers (69°F:80°F / 21°C:27°C)
[12:34:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> niiiice day. ima go fishin after lunch
[12:34:30] <cmn32480> far nicer where I am going than where I am
[12:34:32] <chromas> #weather south pole
[12:34:32] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[12:34:38] <chromas> #weather south pole, america
[12:34:38] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[12:34:42] <crutchy> cos yeah it makes perfect sense that water would freeze at 32 deg :p
[12:34:51] <cmn32480> #weather mcmurdo
[12:34:51] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[12:34:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather mcmurdo, antarctica
[12:34:55] <MrPlow> Today: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 3F. Winds E at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 8F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:34:56] <crutchy> anyway i better pike for real now
[12:34:57] <cmn32480> #weather mcmurdo, antarctica
[12:34:57] <MrPlow> Today: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 3F. Winds E at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. High 8F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:34:58] <chromas> 2^5; yes, it does make sense ;)
[12:34:59] <crutchy> ~time
[12:35:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ninja'd!
[12:35:04] <exec> Tuesday, 3 November 2015 @ 11:35 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[12:35:25] <cmn32480> it totally makes sense... to us
[12:35:44] <crutchy> we love you guys
[12:35:46] <cmn32480> I think the US is waiting for metric time before we switch
[12:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> all units of measure are arbitrary, as is using base 10 instead of base 16 or whatever.
[12:36:26] <crutchy> wtf is imperial though? base^systemd
[12:36:32] <chromas> true, but what's important is the relation of one unit to another
[12:36:58] <chromas> in imperial they seem random and arbitray because we forgot why they're the sizes they are
[12:37:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, mix n match. we got all the bases in it. all your base are belong to us.
[12:37:07] <crutchy> lmao
[12:37:12] <crutchy> true that
[12:37:27] <cmn32480> lol
[12:37:36] <chromas> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
[12:37:36] <crutchy> though apparently it only took a single aussie to take over america
[12:37:54] <chromas> that's nwot a knwoife
[12:37:55] <crutchy> but you can keep him cos you turned him into a greedy faggot
[12:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> paul hogan was pretty awesome, yeah
[12:38:05] <cmn32480> a fair argument, but we learn both in grammar school
[12:38:16] <crutchy> rupert_murdoch--
[12:38:16] <Bender> karma - rupert_murdoch: -1
[12:38:25] <chromas> ken_ham--
[12:38:25] <Bender> karma - ken_ham: -1
[12:38:26] <cmn32480> coffee++
[12:38:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1818
[12:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:38:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1819
[12:38:35] <crutchy> vegemite++
[12:38:35] <Bender> karma - vegemite: 6
[12:38:41] <cmn32480> ~time
[12:38:43] <exec> Tuesday, 3 November 2015 @ 7:38 am EST - Baltimore, MD, USA
[12:38:43] <crutchy> sleep++
[12:38:43] <Bender> karma - sleep: 15
[12:38:54] <cmn32480> i remember when I used to sleep
[12:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> quick, what's the ascii code for double quotes
[12:38:59] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
[12:39:01] * exec diabolically tosses a cold can of glowballs to #soylent
[12:39:04] <cmn32480> before I was getting on planes every week or two
[12:39:05] <chromas> 34
[12:39:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias
[12:39:17] <cmn32480> night crutchy
[12:39:21] <crutchy> 32 i thought
[12:39:24] <cmn32480> ~g'night exec
[12:39:28] * exec covertly offers a spoon of beer to exec
[12:39:51] <chromas> 32 is space
[12:39:52] <crutchy> or 32 might be space
[12:40:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> grumble
[12:40:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> 20 is space
[12:40:35] <cmn32480> www.asciitable.com
[12:40:41] <chromas> in hex
[12:40:47] <crutchy> if only ascii was metric! :p
[12:40:51] * crutchy shows himself out
[12:41:13] <cmn32480> I so enjoy all the knuckleheads here
[12:41:19] <chromas> need a metric bot
[12:41:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... maybe an eval?
[12:41:38] <cmn32480> servers are in America... he probably won't be able to connect
[12:46:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... eval's bound to work if i can figure out how to make it.
[12:49:39] <cmn32480> ok
[12:49:52] <cmn32480> they are gonna call boarding soon
[12:50:03] <cmn32480> see you guys once we get above 10k feet
[12:50:04] <SirFinkus> have a good flight cmn32480
[12:50:11] <cmn32480> thanks sir finkus
[12:50:15] <cmn32480> thanks sirfinkus
[12:51:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> rar, got it
[12:51:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy, cmn32480
[13:21:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First China-Made Passenger Jet Leaves Production Line - http://sylnt.us - early-days
[13:41:29] <cmn32480> back on line from 30,000ft.
[13:44:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[13:45:04] <cmn32480> Southwest gives me free wifi... means I fly too much
[13:45:10] <cmn32480> and I'm getting a free beer too
[13:45:12] <cmn32480> :-)
[13:45:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> cleaning up some bad code we had in ipn from what i learned since writing it then more stripe coding.
[13:45:40] <cmn32480> free_beer++
[13:45:40] <Bender> karma - free_beer: 1
[13:45:46] <cmn32480> freebeer++
[13:45:46] <Bender> karma - freebeer: 1
[13:45:54] <cmn32480> beer++
[13:45:54] <Bender> karma - beer: 47
[13:45:59] <cmn32480> that's better
[13:45:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> free as in speech or free as in beer?
[13:46:09] <cmn32480> free as in I am not paying for it
[13:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's my favorite kind of beer!
[13:55:22] <cmn32480> mine too :-)
[13:55:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i got it. now i just gotta go back and stuff the data i'm expecting to be in the metadata field into it.
[13:55:40] <cmn32480> but I wish I had my second screen... this one screen crap is a pain
[13:59:16] <cwtch> ++++
[13:59:16] <jarvis> Karma - ++: 3
[14:01:06] * TheMightyBuzzard hrmmm's to self
[14:02:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i don't really want to work on another file right now
[14:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, cigarette then some minecraft i think.
[14:13:21] * cmn32480 is a bit jealous of TheMightyBuzzard's tough schedule.
[14:18:12] <cmn32480> landing. see y'all tonight.
[14:18:21] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[14:52:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft-Connected Xamarin Demolishes the Freedom of Android - http://sylnt.us - same-old-routine
[14:54:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> HA! sold my travel trailer last week and found exactly the fishing boat i wanted for exactly what i made today.
[14:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> the universe may not hate me after all...
[15:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[15:19:41] <jarvis> ^✓ 03Chris Janson - "Buy Me A Boat" (Official Video) - YouTube
[16:23:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glowforge Claims $28M in Pre-Orders - http://sylnt.us - will-it-print-money
[17:32:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
[17:32:27] <Bender> karma - fishing: 20
[17:32:31] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out
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[18:25:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Online Star Trek Series in 2017 - http://sylnt.us - where-no-internets-have-gone-before
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[21:11:20] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:11:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1820
[21:11:23] <crutchy> work--
[21:11:24] <Bender> karma - work: -17
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[21:47:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> fish = victorious. me = pwned.
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[23:57:33] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:57:39] <jarvis> ^ 03Best CPUs - Tom's Hardware