#Soylent | Logs for 2015-11-02

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[00:06:49] <Yog-Yogguth> he's an interesting person, there's RTE One one hour-long program called "The Genius of George Boole" floating around on the internet (although the Wikipedia page might be just as good or better, not sure)
[00:19:17] <alexbst> ouch
[00:20:02] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com <- enlightening.
[00:20:03] <GW> ^ 03Soviet KGB Defector Discusses Communist Subversion Strategy, Tactics and Effects on Western Society - YouTube
[00:22:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Between a Rock and a Hard Place: How Life Survives Under a Glacier - http://sylnt.us - it's-a-gas-gas-gas
[00:27:52] <crutchy> haha a video about a cork professor floating around the internet :p
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[00:31:27] <crutchy> ~submit http://arstechnica.co.uk
[00:31:50] <crutchy> hmm. didn't check if that would be a dupe sry
[00:32:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[00:32:45] <chromas> today I learned chipotle is also a restaurant
[00:37:57] <crutchy> ~rehash-issue user classes, i want to be a "Smack-Fu Master, in training" ... just cos Ars has it
[00:38:00] <exec> https://github.com
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[00:50:31] <crutchy> is github activity feeds a new thing?
[00:50:34] <crutchy> https://github.com
[00:50:35] <GW> ^ 03crutchy-’s Activity
[00:50:39] <crutchy> for example
[00:52:18] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.bbc.com
[00:52:49] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:06:31] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I'm already on IRC.
[01:07:55] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't remember firing up the client... I wonder if I said or did anything interesting
[01:09:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> [17:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> check out my stylin' new pants
[01:10:02] <SpallsHurgenson> noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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[01:11:02] <SpallsHurgenson> "That's not true! That's impossible!"
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[01:11:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fall down the hole already
[01:12:06] * SpallsHurgenson gives TMB a cookie and lets go of the railing "I regret nothing!"
[01:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, we do have cookies here
[01:12:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i keep telling people but do they believe me? noooooooo
[01:13:15] * SpallsHurgenson denies there being any cookies; TMB is hallucinating again
[01:13:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i got two hours to kill till bedtime and not fuck all sounds interesting
[01:14:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> done playing with slackware cause i remembered the dependency hell of it all.
[01:14:37] <SpallsHurgenson> troll soylentnews.org! Start putting up fake stories :)
[01:14:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> the eds would riot on me
[01:15:41] <SpallsHurgenson> strip them of their authority! Rebel against the current regime and set yourself up as the uncontentest master of soylentnews!
[01:16:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, then i'd have to do more work.
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[01:20:06] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, search your feelings... you know it to be true
[01:20:24] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard is your father
[01:20:50] <SpallsHurgenson> cool, then he's good for decades of missing birthday and christmas presents! :)
[01:21:14] <crutchy> fishing rods and ww2 bullet shells
[01:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking hookers n blow
[01:21:46] <crutchy> that damn wiki spambot still hasn't given up
[01:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, get on staff n you could beat its monkey ass
[01:24:25] <crutchy> exec is beating its ass already
[01:25:13] <crutchy> http://logs.sylnt.us
[01:25:14] <GW> ^ 03#wiki | Logs for 2015-11-01 ( http://logs.sylnt.us )
[01:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> hehe, go exec
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[01:26:34] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, exec is into bots
[01:27:11] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, i don't have any vectors
[01:27:27] <SpallsHurgenson> I want cake.
[01:27:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too
[01:27:44] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, SpallsHurgenson wants cake with pants
[01:28:00] <crutchy> cake_pants++
[01:28:00] <Bender> karma - cake_pants: 1
[01:28:40] <crutchy> ~define pants cake
[01:28:42] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03pants cake: the act of shitting one's pants and sitting upon it, causing it to become flat like a cake
[01:29:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I definitely do not want that
[01:33:30] <crutchy> https://nsa.gov1.info
[01:34:16] <crutchy> lol @ the slogan below the name
[01:34:31] * SpallsHurgenson blames photoshop
[01:36:12] <crutchy> "call in the next 15 minutes and we'll throw in a free waterboarding session!"
[01:36:16] <JamesNZ> Not Microsoft?
[01:36:33] <SpallsHurgenson> well, them too; that goes without saying :)
[01:36:53] <crutchy> "America... where even surveillance deserves its own advertising"
[01:37:04] <JamesNZ> 'murica!
[01:38:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, it's important to know which bastards should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
[01:38:48] <SpallsHurgenson> the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation?
[01:39:10] <crutchy> Sillious Sausage Corporation
[01:39:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well second then
[01:39:46] <crutchy> everyone's gunna invade apple for free fruit
[01:40:11] <crutchy> oh wait a minute. fruit is heathy
[01:40:46] <SpallsHurgenson> this is 'murica! nothing stops us from invading, not even the threat of a healthy diet!
[01:40:53] <crutchy> s/(apple)(fruit)/(mcdonalds)(mcfroot)/
[01:40:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm invading Wings Stop for the beer n hot wings
[01:41:42] <crutchy> kinda scary thought that revolution could be a real possibility in the US
[01:42:05] <crutchy> its almost like the suspense whilst waiting for a new reality tv show to air
[01:42:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, change the tense on that verb. they was invaded a few hours ago.
[01:42:26] <SpallsHurgenson> just so long as they keep MickeyD's stocked and porn on the internet, it ain't ever gonna happen :)
[01:42:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, exciting to me. i'd lurve to shoot some rat bastard tyrannical fuckwads
[01:43:22] <crutchy> what if russia cuts the fibers to all the kinky shit in europe and asia?
[01:43:27] <crutchy> (re porn)
[01:43:40] <crutchy> it could be a real disaster
[01:43:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm sure the US has a strategic reserve :)
[01:44:04] <crutchy> ah. so that's what the vault under the whitehouse is for
[01:44:32] <SpallsHurgenson> it was a policy started under the Clinton administration :)
[01:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, *I* have a strategic reserve at least...
[01:45:19] <crutchy> running out of asian chicks pissing could be a national security emergency
[01:46:06] <crutchy> hmm yeah actually now that i think about it i'm sure ethanol-fueled could start up his own archive website
[01:46:47] <crutchy> straight-up respectable christian porn doesn't really seem like his thing
[01:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i go through and delete it all every six months or so though, otherwise it takes up all of the drive space
[01:47:52] <SpallsHurgenson> but they keep making newer, bigger and cheaper drives!
[01:47:53] <crutchy> isn't it easier to just stream nowadays?
[01:48:14] <crutchy> you guys have google fiber n shit
[01:48:32] <crutchy> i'm able to stream with shitty telstra copper :/
[01:48:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta save the streams for posterity and internet outages and the zombie apocalypse
[01:48:46] <SpallsHurgenson> google fiber is only if you live in a flyover state :)
[01:48:56] <crutchy> like california?
[01:49:51] <crutchy> ~define flyover state
[01:50:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, what people on the coasts call the vast majority of the US
[01:51:06] <crutchy> but but but... the midwest *IS* america
[01:51:31] <SpallsHurgenson> well, the coasts do have that "slight" population advantage :)
[01:51:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly. they think two cities make up the sum total of US culture.
[01:51:57] <crutchy> los angeles and new york city?
[01:52:13] <crutchy> chicago is just where they put all the black gangbangers
[01:52:17] <SpallsHurgenson> LA isn't a city... its an overgrown suburb without an urb to sub to :)
[01:53:06] <crutchy> i been reading up a bit on black coal mining in the north east
[01:53:10] <crutchy> interesting history
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[01:53:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, chicago has a surprising amount of mexicans too
[01:53:48] <crutchy> not much aussie history is interesting. apparently the abordiginies have beeen around for 40,000 years, but they don't even have pyramids
[01:54:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Graphene Detector Monitors All Forms of Light — and Is Lightning Fast, Too - http://sylnt.us - bright-idea
[01:54:17] <SpallsHurgenson> not in this world, but in the dreamlands they've got cities like you wouldn't believe :)
[01:54:47] <crutchy> took them 40 millenia to figure out how to paint dots
[01:55:53] <SpallsHurgenson> it was stuck in committee :)
[01:55:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, aborigines: go build a pyramid. fuck you, it's hot and there are 12 things trying to kill me RIGHT NOW.
[01:57:12] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure snakes can't climb pyramids
[01:57:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> snakes can climb vertical brick walls. seen em do it.
[01:57:49] <crutchy> ours are too full of toxic acid blood
[01:57:52] <crutchy> it weighs them down
[01:58:17] <crutchy> they're slowly digging to the USA >;-D
[01:58:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's fine then. just as long as i'm dead by the time they get here.
[01:58:57] <SpallsHurgenson> so THAT'S where MBAs come from
[01:59:12] <crutchy> does anyone here get paid to implement databasey shit?
[01:59:48] * crutchy is wondering if anyone really gives a crap about all that information processing documentationy shit
[01:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, mercedes carrera has a green n purple glass dildo with misogyny etched into it so she can internalize misogyny whenever she wants.
[02:00:19] <crutchy> maybe she just has an itch that needs scratching
[02:00:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit like this is why it's more fun being on the GG side than the SJW side. awesome people like her.
[02:00:50] <crutchy> GG?
[02:00:54] <crutchy> ~define GG
[02:00:56] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03GG: "Good Game" 1. A polite remark uttered after the end of a round, game, or other measured interval to indicate that a match was fair and enjoyable. Usually uttered collectively by the occupan...
[02:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> gamergate
[02:01:02] <cmn32480|away> #GamerGate
[02:01:09] <cmn32480|away> ninja'd
[02:01:14] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[02:01:22] * crutchy doesn't fallow all that gamergate shit
[02:01:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, i get not paid to implement databasey shit here.
[02:01:50] <crutchy> sounds kinda like the systemd debate except by gta retards
[02:01:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> but mostly i leave the heavy liftin to NC and pj
[02:02:11] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: possibly the best description ever :)
[02:02:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly it's sjws trying to invade gaming. not a wise move. gamers are assholes and are fine with playing for however long it takes to win.
[02:03:12] <crutchy> i whipped up an access form that the company might get paid a few thousand for. i'm contemplating writing some kinda little user guide for it, but i dunno how far with other shit i need to go
[02:03:32] <crutchy> the client prolly doesn't even know what the other shit is actually
[02:03:53] <SpallsHurgenson> clients don't read documentation
[02:04:08] <crutchy> hmm yeah i kinda inclined to agree
[02:04:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> admins only read it when we fookin got no alternative
[02:04:21] <SpallsHurgenson> except maybe to find contact information to bother somebody with questions answered in the documentation :)
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[02:04:52] <crutchy> maybe i should get some sort of retainer built into the quote
[02:05:05] <crutchy> support seems like a black hole of death
[02:05:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> FUCK YES IT IS
[02:05:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> offer it free and they'll cuss you up one side n down the other
[02:05:53] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... it sucks mightily, when you are stuck in there it seems like time lasts forever, and for many there is no escape...
[02:06:03] <SpallsHurgenson> black hole or support?
[02:07:51] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, yo mama's ass is a support black hole
[02:09:19] <crutchy> might go shoot zi germans till the game crashes on me
[02:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously. people do not appreciate something if they don't have to pay for it.
[02:09:46] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[02:09:47] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[02:10:13] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, we still get to shoot germans?
[02:10:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[02:10:19] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[02:10:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hell, did i link that german chick in a quantum hooker state today?
[02:11:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[02:11:09] <GW> ^* 03'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits' - Telegraph
[02:12:32] <SpallsHurgenson> god, I think we've all been there!
[02:14:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm currently of the opinion: bitch, if you gotta suck a dick or two so your kids can eat, you better go buy some kneepads.
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[02:17:30] <Ethanol-fooled> Good evening, gentlemen.
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[02:18:27] <cmn32480> buzzard - check the date on that article....
[02:18:42] <cmn32480> from about the same time as the original Sony/BMG rootkit
[02:18:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> SFW, it's funny?
[02:19:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, EF
[02:19:14] <Ethanol-fooled> Sup fellas.
[02:19:27] <cmn32480> it's a touch behind... even by our standards
[02:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> talkin about german hookers
[02:19:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Noice.
[02:19:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[02:19:44] <GW> ^* 03'If you don't take a job as a prostitute, we can stop your benefits' - Telegraph
[02:19:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> old news but funny
[02:20:54] <Ethanol-fooled> She was an unemployed IT pro...
[02:21:14] <Ethanol-fooled> Huh. You'd think Germany had a more efficient system of job placement.
[02:21:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, no I wouldn't.
[02:22:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> they get scary when they're efficient and they're not remotely scary lately
[02:22:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Good point.
[02:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[02:23:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, not worth moving over there to the land of shitty beer just to grace them with my natural pimp skillz
[02:23:51] <Ethanol-fooled> Wait a minute, shitty beer? Compared to where else?
[02:23:59] <Ethanol-fooled> (Besides San Diego, of course)
[02:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes. shitty beer. compared to anywhere. you want good european beer, pick any other country in europe.
[02:24:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> german beer is utter shit with no character at all.
[02:24:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well be bud light.
[02:25:02] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't this how WW2 started?
[02:25:05] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeesh.
[02:25:53] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, that german chick got some good motivation to get off her ass and find a real job then doesn't she
[02:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> belgium, now them fuckers can make a beer. england if you want a dark beer. hell even the checks can brew a passable bit o booze.
[02:26:07] <Ethanol-fooled> sup crutch-dawg
[02:26:18] <crutchy> aye focker!
[02:26:32] <Ethanol-fooled> Did you all have a happy halloween?
[02:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i watched ash kick some deadite ass on his new series then went to bed.
[02:28:06] <Ethanol-fooled> They have an Evil Dead series now?
[02:28:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, first ep last night. ash vs the evil dead
[02:28:31] * SpallsHurgenson blinks confusedly at TMB
[02:28:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Sheeeit...
[02:28:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'pretty fookin good too.
[02:29:40] <Ethanol-fooled> Gonna have to check it out.
[02:29:45] <SpallsHurgenson> the nerd-gang and I slew zombies all day yesterday :)
[02:30:01] <Ethanol-fooled> Noice. I got trashed at the beach with my butt-buddy.
[02:30:09] <SpallsHurgenson> many dice were rolled, several characters died terribly :)
[02:31:36] <Ethanol-fooled> And now we got an extra hour to party, hahaheeheehoo!
[02:34:28] <crutchy> halloween is a stupid yank thing that encourages pedophilia
[02:35:02] <Ethanol-fooled> And satanism and the occult.
[02:35:04] * SpallsHurgenson bnlinks confusedly at crutchy
[02:35:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Pure degeneracy.
[02:35:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> does not. it encourages diabetes and tooth decay.
[02:35:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> and chicks to dress up as slutty-*
[02:35:47] <crutchy> that too
[02:36:16] <crutchy> if only the chicks were 18+ it would be ok. unfortunately its mom's dressing their little girls as sluts :<
[02:36:22] <Ethanol-fooled> People don't even do halloween anymore, even in the nice parts of town.
[02:36:56] <Ethanol-fooled> You'll see maybe like 6 families out at twilight, and then when the sun goes down it's only the college drunks and crackheads wandering.
[02:37:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, you forget you're in cali-fucked-up-fornia?
[02:38:03] <crutchy> "i'm sorry officer i swear it was a real zombie that i just shot"
[02:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> most of the us still gives out candy and shit
[02:38:12] <Ethanol-fooled> I had many a childhood haloween here. We were allowed to wander the streets, which were packed (with families and kids, not college drunks), candy was plentiful (bounties of 4 huge bags were common)
[02:38:57] <Ethanol-fooled> Now it's just another excuse to dress up and get trashed. Even the kids don't do it.
[02:39:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Halloween used to be a holiday when the riffraff were off the streets or confined.
[02:39:39] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[02:39:46] <GW> ^ 03Tens of thousands at rally in support of Aung San Suu Kyi - BBC News ( http://www.bbc.co.uk )
[02:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> i skipped giving candy out this year. first i ever haven't either gone after or given away candy.
[02:40:02] <crutchy> Myanmar: the CIA's next target
[02:40:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahah
[02:40:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that was just cause i didn't feel like going to the store and dropping a buncha money on candy to give away.
[02:40:37] <Ethanol-fooled> It's a pain in the ass, Buzzard. having to get up twice a minute to hand out candy. Bleech.
[02:40:49] <Ethanol-fooled> ANd that candy ain't getting any cheaper.
[02:40:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> true but you get slutty-milfs waggin the kids around.
[02:41:03] <crutchy> just put up a 'beware of dog" sign
[02:41:15] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, ban ki-moon just dissed the US and all of the other war pigs.
[02:41:17] <crutchy> and aan NRA sign
[02:42:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man fuck the UN. they're as virile as a 95 year old on a diet heavy in salt peter.
[02:42:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Heheheh
[02:42:51] <crutchy> the UN would be better without the security council, which makes it an us and them kinda org
[02:43:19] <crutchy> basically any country not in the UNSC isn't a real country
[02:43:37] <crutchy> as far as UNSC countries think anyway
[02:43:42] <Ethanol-fooled> And Saudi Arabia gets invited to chair the human rights council
[02:43:44] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAH
[02:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> UN could never be worth a shit. without the SC, the muslims and other tyrannical fuckwad nations would all band together and issue human rights directives like "thou shalt censor the fuck out of the internet for thy people's own good"
[02:44:44] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, that's kinda happening anyway dude
[02:44:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[02:45:11] <crutchy> except those fuckwad nations are all in the UNSC
[02:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, only a few of em
[02:46:00] <crutchy> the only ones worth worrying about
[02:46:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> the us is strongly opposed to censorship and surveillance of a nation's people in the UN. that's our gig and we don't want anyone horning in on it.
[02:46:38] <crutchy> heh
[02:46:45] * SpallsHurgenson decides to write up a transcript of last night's adventure...
[02:46:51] <crutchy> i still think russia and china have mastered it better
[02:47:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, we planned to ignore whatever the un said from the outset
[02:47:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause we can. 'Merica, bitches.
[02:47:21] <crutchy> the US sucks at spying cos everyone keeps finding out about it
[02:47:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahah
[02:47:59] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm surprised it took so long to get out...but the enemy doesn't want you to know what they know what you know what they know
[02:48:30] <crutchy> might wanna start by removing the "NSA spying complex next exit" from interstate billboards
[02:49:10] <crutchy> your military strategy is marketed on CNN ffs :p
[02:49:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> why? they're domestic mostly nowadays.
[02:50:06] <crutchy> if you wanna be a tyrannical soviet state, you gotta be more like the ruskies, not less
[02:50:14] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, you might know where it is, but what are you going to do about it? Get together a band of hipsters and storm Ft. Meade or Bluffdale?
[02:50:44] <crutchy> nah they're just big fat targets for missiles and hacking teams
[02:50:47] <Deucalion> CIA are the overseas boys aren't they? Although I suspect it's the NSA doing the fibre taps....
[02:50:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm tellin ya, emperor buzzard. foreign policy: leave us the fuck alone and we're all good. fuck with us and you become a parking lot.
[02:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, yuppers. nsa is really supposed to be overseas only too but...
[02:51:44] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, you prolly got more russian and chinese spies working in your surveillance complexes than you do vetted US citizens
[02:51:50] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, think the USA would survive if it went all isolationist?
[02:51:59] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, I believe it.
[02:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, not talkin isolationist. just keep your beefs diplomatic or we gonna get nuclear.
[02:52:51] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, I thought NSA was supposed to be inward looking.... more defence than offence....
[02:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. it's illegal as nine kinds of hell to spy on citizens without a warrant, despite what some of the laws say, constitution, 4th amendment.
[02:53:58] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, you forget the universal law
[02:54:02] <Ethanol-fooled> They got around it by having their buddies spy on us for them.
[02:54:03] <Deucalion> Nice thing about having ICBMs on subs - other countries are somewhat leery...
[02:54:04] <SpallsHurgenson> NSA's charter is signals intelligence and counterintelligence largely. Its not really limited to a particular arena
[02:54:07] <crutchy> its only illegal if you get caught
[02:54:23] <SpallsHurgenson> although nominally laws were supposed to protect US citizens against NSA interference
[02:54:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Deucalion, Israel and Russia have now both openly embraced the Samson option though.
[02:54:50] <Ethanol-fooled> (when losing a conventional war, retaliate with nuclear means)
[02:54:56] <Deucalion> Detente then
[02:55:01] <Ethanol-fooled> That's bullshit, in my opinion.
[02:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> good. that's smart.
[02:55:28] <SpallsHurgenson> (why does my laptop still have flash installed on it?!?)
[02:55:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, dude, war is not a touchy feely business. it's about killing the fuck out of the enemy until they surrender or die.
[02:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> it always has been. anyone pretending otherwise is asking to lose.
[02:55:52] <crutchy> i reckon one of the most important national security policies for the USA should be modernisation of Russia's nuclear arsenak c&c systems
[02:56:36] <crutchy> the older they get, the more likely the US gunna we wiped off the map by a damn cockroach
[02:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, like cockroaches know the arming codes are 1 1 1 1 1
[02:57:14] * Ethanol-fooled thought it was "password"
[02:57:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, it really was all ones for a while.
[02:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fucked up but true
[02:57:37] <crutchy> ~translate en ru password
[02:57:42] <Deucalion> Becomes a problem when the enemy does not all sit in one place to be bombed and instead digs into a complex set of cave systems.... can't help but think we are seeing a change in warfare as fundamental as doing away with trench warfare. What use will a heavy bomber be in 2030?
[02:57:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, the radiation would get them eventually.
[02:58:05] <crutchy> Deucalion, a huge ass missile
[02:58:29] <crutchy> why send a slow ass bomber to do what you can do from a silo or mobile launcher?
[02:58:32] <Ethanol-fooled> Using heavy bombers can at least deny the enemy infrastrucure like airstrips and whatnot.
[02:58:38] <SpallsHurgenson> if in doubt, build heavier bombers. :) :) :)
[02:58:50] <crutchy> actually submarines more dangerous than bombers
[02:58:56] <crutchy> more difficult to destroy
[02:58:58] <SpallsHurgenson> it ain't heavy enough until you can crack the earth in twain :)
[02:59:25] <crutchy> and western dependence on technology
[02:59:30] <Deucalion> crutchy, so why are the US embarking on a new project for a ridiculously expensive heavy bomber to replace the B-52s?
[02:59:42] <crutchy> cos america does dumb shit like that
[02:59:47] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't get to use the word "twain" as often as he'd like :)
[03:00:00] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, what about twain32 :D
[03:00:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> we get a lot of use out of bombers still
[03:00:16] <Deucalion> scanners!!!!! no!! never again
[03:00:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Deucalion, because the MIC needs tax monies.
[03:00:47] <crutchy> bombers are only useful for pounding little countries that cant fight back
[03:00:50] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, sure, a lot of bombs are dropped... but what is actually achieved?
[03:01:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> plenty of shit gets blowed up.
[03:01:58] <crutchy> a lot of those little countries are getting russian air defense missiles, so flying b-52's pretty much anywhere over enemy territory nowadays would be a suicide mission
[03:02:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a very efficient way of making a country wish it were elsewhere once the airpower has been neutralized.
[03:02:26] <crutchy> even b-2's are not really as stealthy as the advertising claims
[03:03:00] <Ethanol-fooled> I agree, crutchy, the Serbs shot down an F-117 with a ghetto-ass ancient radar
[03:03:14] <crutchy> an SR-71 might be able to outrun them, but anything else would be fucked
[03:03:57] <Deucalion> Heavies to take out air defences, then boots on ground, a shed load of A-10s in close support..... clear out the rats.... slow but reliable way to go :D
[03:04:15] <crutchy> mobile launchers are hard to find
[03:04:22] <Deucalion> But coffins coming back makes bad press :(
[03:04:26] <crutchy> if you can takke them out then you're good
[03:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bombs to take out infrastructure and armor do help quite a bit.
[03:05:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> C&C is difficult when your body is in several different parts of the compound.
[03:05:16] <Ethanol-fooled> That's where the B-52 comes in. You don't need precision guided bullshit. You just need a shitload of cheap and dumb bombs to turn a patch of land into a parking lot.
[03:05:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[03:05:51] <crutchy> i doubt many c&c bunkers would be susceptible to b-52 carpet bombing anymore
[03:06:05] <crutchy> that's ancient warfare
[03:06:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, we got REALLY good bombs.
[03:06:34] <crutchy> you do, but they don't seem to work very well
[03:06:42] <mythterj> B52s do just fine with precision guided munitions... No worries there.
[03:06:58] <crutchy> how many got wasted in afghanistan?
[03:07:02] <Deucalion> #soylent should be renamed #armchairgeneral or #masterstrategist :D
[03:07:06] <Ethanol-fooled> B-52's can launch cruise missiles, can't they?
[03:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, they work just fine. they're just not a substitute for boots on the ground. they're a compliment.
[03:07:35] <mythterj> yes they can, and smart bombs and bunker busters too.
[03:07:36] <crutchy> it took the US almost a decade just to find osama bin laden
[03:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, nah. cruise mostly come from naval assets or ghetto air strips.
[03:08:00] <Ethanol-fooled> They can.
[03:08:03] <Ethanol-fooled> I remember know.
[03:08:21] <crutchy> the US has the best toys, but i don't buy that you would have any hope against russia
[03:08:40] <Deucalion> What does Aus have?
[03:08:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, we got they ass in spades yo.
[03:08:49] <Ethanol-fooled> pppffft..tsstsssheehee!
[03:08:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> actually we'd just end up killing everybody on the planet.
[03:09:10] <crutchy> australia? we got nuthin much. just a massive wasteland to hide in, and masters with nukes
[03:09:16] <Deucalion> Planet says - YAY!
[03:09:53] <Deucalion> Then again Aus is hardly in danger of being invaded :D
[03:09:54] <crutchy> most of our mineral resources are owned by china
[03:10:16] <Deucalion> just set the drop bears on them
[03:10:19] <Ethanol-fooled> and kangaroo meat, crutchy.
[03:10:19] <crutchy> yeah i think if australia's security is compromised it means the rest of the world is already fucked
[03:10:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> you could invade aus just fine but unless you happened to do it in a city nobody would notice.
[03:11:37] <crutchy> you can smash sydney and melbourne
[03:11:45] <crutchy> they're full of sjw's anyway
[03:11:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm the same about cali.
[03:11:59] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, why would anyone want to? Hmm... plenty of resources to mine out I guess.... all those venomous critters... yeh, OK well come back for it later :D
[03:12:14] <Ethanol-fooled> Buzzard, Don't let the two shit cities ruin it for you.
[03:12:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Lotta red in this state. Lotta libertarians.
[03:12:51] <Ethanol-fooled> But yeah, if somebody could nuke L.A. and San Francicso, that would be great. I'd cheer it on.
[03:13:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, too late yo. cut that shit off at the san andraes and get some new coast lines.
[03:13:20] <crutchy> Deucalion, we're like the last stop "ok boys. we've killed all the baddies and almost ready to take over the world! what's next on the list? australia. aw fuck yeah i guess we better go get them if we have to. *groan*"
[03:13:25] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fooled: derp
[03:13:34] <Ethanol-fooled> 'evening, subsentient.
[03:13:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> superman shoulda never fucked lex luthor up on that plan
[03:13:37] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, superman would just whiz around the world a few times again like he did back in '79
[03:13:50] <crutchy> ew superman wiz
[03:13:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ninja, baby
[03:14:19] <Ethanol-fooled> sub, I fell off the wagon and had 3 cigarettes yesterday.
[03:14:33] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fooled: Uhh, weren't you quitting?
[03:14:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, quitters never win. pussy.
[03:14:40] <Deucalion> As a visitor I found Cali very pleasant, no idea what it's like to live there. The police looked at me funny when I dared to walk anywhere... doing their slow drive-by thing... otherwise it was fine :/
[03:14:55] <Ethanol-fooled> I did quit...for years, sometimes I slip every 6 months or so.
[03:15:04] <Subsentient> ahh
[03:15:21] <Subsentient> I smoke pipe tobacco mostly. I make rollies from it.
[03:15:32] <crutchy> Deucalion, you were probably wearing normal clothes so the cops instantly knew you were a foreigner
[03:15:32] <Subsentient> You never find filters on my smokes
[03:15:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, same here
[03:15:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Deucalion, it is a nice place. Unfortunately the PC thing is getting out of hand, and I also believe they're too friendly with the B**** M*****
[03:15:46] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You in the USA?
[03:15:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[03:16:02] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: You can get cheap pipe tobacco at tobaccogeneral.com
[03:16:13] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, Bhunter2 Mhunter2?
[03:16:23] <Subsentient> $7 for a 9 ounce bag of my beloved Talon regular
[03:16:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> much better for you (none of the chemical shit) and runs about $20/month if you count in papers.
[03:16:30] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, how the hell do you keep guessing my passwords?
[03:16:44] <crutchy> i dunno man. that's what i see in my client
[03:16:49] * crutchy points at Bytram|away
[03:16:58] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yeah, I turn down people who offer me marlboro/camel/etc
[03:17:19] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, Subsentient likes smoking camels
[03:17:30] <Subsentient> lol
[03:17:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. they taste like shit after smoking real tobacco as it's sposed to taste.
[03:17:42] <Subsentient> yeh
[03:17:43] * SpallsHurgenson is having a hard time remembering what people said at yesterday's game and decides to just wing it...
[03:17:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> dry as hell. hurts your lungs.
[03:17:50] <crutchy> you prolly gotta wash the sand off
[03:17:57] <Subsentient> People come into my house and they ask "did you burn incense?"
[03:18:03] <Subsentient> Nope :^D
[03:18:08] <Deucalion> Ethanol-fooled, I was just visiting and was way out on the coast... didn't bother with the cities. Folks were friendly.... I was just a little weirded out by that police interaction... "he looks suspicious because he ain't driving" thing... ~shrug~ Nice weather :D
[03:18:12] <Ethanol-fooled> Buzzard, but the hangovers are more mild because there's not all those heavy-metals and drain-cleaners in them.
[03:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn straight
[03:19:14] <Subsentient> Strangely, although everyone I know who smokes is really badly addicted, I can go days without a smoke without getting any 'cravings' or anything.
[03:19:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus my family got zero history of cancer and a long history of smoking so i ain't worried about a damn thing cept copd.
[03:19:35] <Subsentient> Myself, I just don't care if I die at 50.
[03:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. soon as i don't have a cigarette i want one. it's easy to forget and go four or five hours without one if i'm busy though.
[03:20:09] <Ethanol-fooled> This is what we used to smoke:
[03:20:10] <Ethanol-fooled> http://i575.photobucket.com
[03:20:26] <Ethanol-fooled> When Top wasn't available...but Top's pretty nasty as well.
[03:20:38] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: you ever smoked Talon?
[03:20:48] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, if i lived in america i'd be scared shitless of the mraps and millions of rounds of ammo your homeland security has apparently bought up
[03:20:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. mostly chyenne lately. excellent smell to it.
[03:21:19] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I'd go buy a bag for $3 on tobaccogeneral. Once I've had Talon, It's hard to settle for anything else.
[03:21:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, we still got more guns n ammo in the hands of citizens. i ain't worried.
[03:21:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> may do.
[03:21:46] <crutchy> who will fire the first round though?
[03:21:57] * TheMightyBuzzard whistles innocently
[03:21:58] <Subsentient> It's got a sweet flavor and this really smooth texture
[03:22:01] <crutchy> lol
[03:22:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> over 300M privately owned firearms here. that's just the legal ones.
[03:22:51] <crutchy> actually yeah i sorta can't imagine everyone in the US military would turn on its citizens. you';d prolly end up with a big split. lots of defectors
[03:22:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[03:23:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> bigtime
[03:23:24] <Ethanol-fooled> That would be a mess...but a good question to answer...how many would defect?
[03:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'like that japanese dude said. we could never invade the US, there would be a gun behind every blade of grass.
[03:24:10] <Ethanol-fooled> ANd the best part is, anytime there's a mass-shooting, people go out and buy even more guns.
[03:24:12] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahahah
[03:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, cause the gun grabbers start up their bs again
[03:24:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Yup.
[03:24:34] <crutchy> ask a russian dude and he'd just say "hmm. just few targets for nuclear weapon"
[03:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya but you can't really do that in a civil war.
[03:24:57] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, the Russians will use Molotov cocktails and Krocodil
[03:25:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> or if you're actually looking to invade.
[03:25:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> radiation is a bitch for quite a while.
[03:25:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Jets Scramble to Intercept Russian Planes near US Aircraft Carrier - http://sylnt.us - what-are-you-looking-at?
[03:25:18] <Subsentient> I'm strongly in favor of gun ownership. But at the same time, vs drones and nukes and all sorts of weird BS that the government has, it wouldn't do the citizens too much good.
[03:25:35] <crutchy> i reckon if obama did anything to piss puton off you'd see a russian nuke sub surface in new york harbour
[03:25:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, asymmetric warfare. terrorism if you prefer. same way we got this country from the brits.
[03:26:17] <SpallsHurgenson> we got the french to fight for us? :)
[03:26:26] <crutchy> the french... fight?
[03:26:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, they used to. sometime about the end of WWI they became gigantic pussies though.
[03:26:58] <Deucalion> Subsentient, the gov't needs people to man those various machines. Would enough be loyal to the gov't if push came to shove? Some would for sure, but I think not enough.
[03:27:12] <Subsentient> Deucalion: Yeah
[03:27:29] <Subsentient> I imagine the military would attempt a coup if the government gave orders to fire on citizens.
[03:27:29] <crutchy> some drones might end up being confiscated by the defectors too
[03:27:46] <SpallsHurgenson> well, losing 25% of your male population in WW1 probably had something to do with their lack of success in ww2 :)
[03:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> asymmetric warfare has gotten a bad rap since Geneva and the recent war on terror bs. it's a perfectly legit tactic though.
[03:28:03] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, the luccky bastards
[03:28:10] <crutchy> french chicks are hot
[03:28:12] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, not just drones...we have Guard and Reserve, and they have their own manned aircraft.
[03:28:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> and it's very often a winning tactic against a superior but organized force.
[03:28:57] <crutchy> if towelheads can beat the US military, organized militia fighting on their own soil can win for sure
[03:29:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> towelheads didn't actually beat the military though. they beat the politicians.
[03:29:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> they got shot all to fuck by the military.
[03:29:44] <crutchy> IED's literally blew them to pieces
[03:29:51] <Deucalion> There are lessons to be learned from the Arab Spring though.... if you're going to go all revolutionary.... have a watertight plan for after the shooting otherwise some other despot will step in to the power vacuum. 1. What do we want as the end result 2. How do we do it. Not the other way around. Otherwise you just end up with a hotheaded killing spree that results in net nothing.
[03:29:51] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, they only "beat" us because we're taking the moral high-ground. We gotta fight the most brutal savages on the planet with kid-gloves on .
[03:30:36] * Deucalion renames #soylent #sedition :D
[03:30:40] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, those kid gloves cost billions of dollars versus a few pounds of hidden fertilizer with a trigger
[03:30:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, IDEs were less dangerous than Detroit.
[03:30:56] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahaha
[03:31:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm not kidding.
[03:31:10] <Deucalion> Was SCSI safer than IDE?
[03:31:19] * Subsentient misses IDE
[03:31:25] <Subsentient> Deucalion: You beat me
[03:31:32] <Ethanol-fooled> TAKE HIM TO DETROIT!
[03:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> shush, you. i can tpyo if i wnat
[03:31:33] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:31:39] <GW> ^ 03Take Him To Detroit - YouTube
[03:31:42] <crutchy> oh yeah. now i know why homeland bought millions of rounds of ammo. its all for chicago
[03:31:49] <Deucalion> Subsentient, first and only time
[03:32:00] <crutchy> delphi++
[03:32:00] <Bender> karma - delphi: 36
[03:32:18] <crutchy> delphi++ # the best IDE
[03:32:18] <Bender> karma - delphi: 37
[03:32:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! bedtime! thanks for the entertainment. was wondering what i was gonna do for two hours.
[03:32:26] * Subsentient loves geany
[03:32:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Lata'
[03:32:39] <Deucalion> nighters TMB
[03:32:45] * Ethanol-fooled loves Genuine Microsoft C# on Visual Studio
[03:32:46] <Subsentient> gn buzzard
[03:33:16] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fooled: That's because C# is a pussy language and you haven't been exposed to big boy coding and a real IDE. :^)
[03:33:19] <crutchy> .topic this is where all the world's problems are solved... by nuking from orbit
[03:33:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahaha, well, shit. I can't argue with that ziner.
[03:33:47] <Ethanol-fooled> zinger.
[03:33:56] <crutchy> geany isn't really an IDE
[03:34:00] <Deucalion> .voice crutchy
[03:34:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v crutchy] by Imogen
[03:34:05] <Deucalion> .devoice crutchy
[03:34:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v crutchy] by Imogen
[03:34:08] <crutchy> wat!?
[03:34:10] <crutchy> phew
[03:34:12] <Deucalion> too slow :P
[03:34:15] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[03:34:23] <Ethanol-fooled> you got demoted crutchy.
[03:34:41] <crutchy> what are you talking about? i got a 1000x pay rise :D
[03:34:51] <Subsentient> $chanctl settopic <crutchy> .topic this is where all the world's problems are solved... by nuking from orbit
[03:34:51] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:34:52] aqu4 changed topic of #Soylent to: <crutchy> .topic this is where all the world's problems are solved... by nuking from orbit
[03:34:59] <crutchy> ah oh
[03:35:02] * crutchy hides
[03:35:12] <Subsentient> $sticky read 17
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[03:35:26] <aqu4> Ok.
[03:35:27] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it is the only way to be sure
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[03:36:06] <crutchy> sigourney weaver for write-in potus!
[03:36:18] <Ethanol-fooled> LaDarius for prezdint!
[03:36:20] <SpallsHurgenson> she won't win; she's anti-gun
[03:36:39] <crutchy> as long as she's pro-nuke
[03:36:40] * Subsentient is pro Bernie Sanders
[03:36:46] <crutchy> hmm
[03:37:08] <SpallsHurgenson> don't blame me, I'm voting for Kodos.
[03:37:17] <Ethanol-fooled> Trump! Trump! Trump!
[03:37:18] <crutchy> ellen ripley for write-in potus!
[03:37:36] <Subsentient> Of course, we need *real* socialism with no state endorsed currency. When the entire population no longer needs to work, automation will no longer be a boogeyman, and vice versa.
[03:37:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Mcaffee and Lessig would be an awesome ticket.
[03:37:44] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, you may as well vote for humpty dumpty
[03:38:02] <crutchy> (re trump)'
[03:38:19] <Subsentient> Trump is a real piece of shit.
[03:38:29] <crutchy> he's a smart businessman
[03:38:31] <Subsentient> I bet his hair is dyed with dog diarrhea
[03:38:34] <Ethanol-fooled> Huh. For some reason, a lot of people believe that.
[03:38:35] <crutchy> he's a dumbass politician
[03:38:40] <Ethanol-fooled> !grab Subsentient
[03:38:40] <Bender> Added quote 584
[03:38:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Hehehe
[03:39:02] <Deucalion> ~his~ hair? Looks like he has a dead dog on his head most of the time.
[03:39:08] <crutchy> if you want russia and china to pwn american politics, vote for trump
[03:39:32] <crutchy> he'll be bought out on the first day
[03:39:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Hey, wait a minute...but Trump says he's gonna do a lot of good things for the country!
[03:39:48] * Deucalion sniggers
[03:39:48] <Subsentient> So did Hitler.
[03:40:04] <SpallsHurgenson> ding ding ding! Godwin!
[03:40:19] * SpallsHurgenson gives Subsentient a cookie
[03:40:39] * Subsentient eats it
[03:40:39] <Yog-Yogguth> why does nobody vote for the hippie mindblow Libertarian ex-CIA guy? :3
[03:40:45] * Yog-Yogguth runs away again :P
[03:40:48] <Ethanol-fooled> Who is that, Yog?
[03:41:00] <Yog-Yogguth> err holod on I'll find his wiki page
[03:41:20] * Deucalion shies away from US politics.... it's all on you guys, I have no vote.
[03:41:37] <crutchy> Deucalion, yeah i'm in same boat
[03:41:38] <Ethanol-fooled> Deucalion, I don't either, at this point.
[03:41:43] <crutchy> god save the queen!
[03:42:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Thinkin' it's gonna be another third-party vote. Gotta do more research though.
[03:42:25] * SpallsHurgenson plays some Bohemian Rhapsody
[03:42:56] <crutchy> need a porn remix of that
[03:43:22] <SpallsHurgenson> Boobiemen Fapsody?
[03:44:04] <Deucalion> crutchy, ha, like the Aussies actually bow to the queen. Quaint tradition that loosely ties us all together and a shared language. Better than nothing I guess.
[03:44:38] <Yog-Yogguth> Ethanol-fooled: Robert David Steele https://en.wikipedia.org
[03:44:39] <GW> ^✓ 03Wiki: Robert David Steele
[03:44:49] <Ethanol-fooled> Ah, I know that name.
[03:44:58] <crutchy> if the queen called for us, our gutless pollies would send young aussie blood in a heartbeat
[03:45:41] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, the queen is a blood drinking vampire now?
[03:45:50] <Yog-Yogguth> guy has even got a beard and is a yoiker
[03:45:54] <crutchy> our SASR would be sent without anyone even knowing about it
[03:46:06] <Yog-Yogguth> nju yoiker*
[03:46:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Yog, he looks like the shrink from Police Quest 3.
[03:46:33] <Yog-Yogguth> haha really? hmm another plus then?
[03:46:38] <crutchy> is he a ron paul libertarian or a CNN "libertarian"?
[03:46:58] <Deucalion> That's how we roll. Special forces - in and out before you know it. Stealth over brute force :D
[03:46:59] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, I'm thinking he was one of the CIA's LSD experiments gone awry.
[03:47:07] <crutchy> lol
[03:47:08] <Yog-Yogguth> he's an "I'll make your mind assplode Libertarian" as far as I can tell (so a Super-Paul)
[03:47:43] <crutchy> i don't get why people were so afraid of ron paul
[03:48:01] <crutchy> i get why the political and idustrial elite would be scared shitless of him
[03:48:06] <Yog-Yogguth> crutchy: abortiona nazi stuf is usually a turn-off
[03:48:20] <Yog-Yogguth> and truthers
[03:48:31] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, that is exactly the case. They just use a wedge-issue and misrepresent a bunch of shit like Yog stated.
[03:48:36] <Yog-Yogguth> probably a consipracy :3
[03:48:37] <crutchy> he's anti abortion sure, but i don't remember him ever saying that would be his policy
[03:48:57] <crutchy> he's always been upfront about his personal beliefs
[03:49:06] * Deucalion works on 3rd layer for tinfoil hat
[03:49:15] <Ethanol-fooled> Yog, seeing how Ron Paul was treated in the last "debate" he was in is the reason why I don't watch "debates" anymore.
[03:50:02] <crutchy> ron paul was very liberal as far as social issues go. either leave people to their privacy, or leave it to the states to decide
[03:50:14] <Ethanol-fooled> It reminded me of being a kid, maybe in high school. Bunch of dumb-ass idiots laughing and saying dumb shit, and then when the quiet kid says somethig smart they cut him off and resume behaving like dumb loud gorrillas.
[03:50:19] <crutchy> he only really got tough when it came to economic issues
[03:50:54] <Yog-Yogguth> being polite doesn't work, not for Ron Paul not for Bernie Sanders, not for anyone
[03:51:03] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, true
[03:51:21] <crutchy> money talks and bullshit becomes president
[03:51:26] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[03:52:19] <Yog-Yogguth> being smart probably doesn't work either
[03:52:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Nope.
[03:52:57] <Ethanol-fooled> Intelligence without cunning is asking to be eaten alive by big, dumb beasts.
[03:53:00] <crutchy> handlers prolly don't want a smart speaker that might question his instructions
[03:53:28] <Deucalion> need to be politically savvy, not necessarily intelligent. I would call it "slimey".
[03:53:54] <crutchy> "just get on tv and say what's on the teleprompter, and we'll give you a nice house to live in"
[03:54:32] <Deucalion> Idiots vote for attractive politicians... we're fucking doomed.
[03:54:44] <Ethanol-fooled> There is one bright side to Trump's popularity - it is an acknowledgement that political correctness is bullshit.
[03:54:57] <Yog-Yogguth> I have no solutions :/
[03:54:59] <crutchy> don't worry Deucalion . hillary fails that criteria dismally
[03:55:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Too bad you guys didn't run the Hillary Story.
[03:55:23] * Deucalion heads to bed, this is too depressing. Be well fellow travellers on this mortal coil.
[03:55:34] <Yog-Yogguth> cya Deucalion :)
[03:55:39] <Ethanol-fooled> She was counting on you. Later bro.
[03:55:48] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, trump would be an ideal candidate if the aim was merely to destroy the establishment
[03:55:57] <crutchy> unfortunately he would still have to run the country
[03:56:10] <crutchy> that's the bit that i reckon he'd fuck
[03:56:24] <Ethanol-fooled> He won't make it. Something will happen at the last minute, either he'll just bow out or he'll be caught with a suitcase full of dead babies,.
[03:56:55] <Ethanol-fooled> And those already emotionally invested in the Republican party will just accept they stooges they've been given.
[03:57:46] <crutchy> libertarians really need to bail on the neocon religious extremist whackos
[03:57:55] <Ethanol-fooled> Yep.
[03:58:10] <Ethanol-fooled> I think the U.S. should Balkanize. But nobody will accept that.
[03:58:27] <Ethanol-fooled> That's some hardcore radical shit there.
[03:58:30] <crutchy> or vulcanzize
[03:58:37] <crutchy> 'live long and prosper'
[03:58:44] * crutchy smakes self
[03:59:28] * crutchy wonders when russia gunna 'restore' alaska
[04:00:03] <Yog-Yogguth> only if they can get it cheap
[04:00:15] * SpallsHurgenson types frantically
[04:03:39] <crutchy> i guess alaska is a shit of a place to get oil from
[04:03:54] * crutchy has seen the winter road tv shows
[04:04:09] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy, they have the best hash oil.
[04:04:22] * Ethanol-fooled excuses himself to go use drugs
[04:04:26] <crutchy> hash oil?
[04:04:30] <crutchy> in alaska!?
[04:04:59] * crutchy predicts alaska to become to next afghanistan
[04:05:26] <Ethanol-fooled> Northern Lights marihuana.
[04:05:57] <Ethanol-fooled> potheads are morons though...they've developed something stronger than hash oil that needs flammable equipment to process.
[04:05:59] <crutchy> "'scuse me while i kiss the sky!"
[04:06:22] <Ethanol-fooled> Now you have THC harvesting operations that are blowing up like meth labs.
[04:06:53] <crutchy> i suppose it would have to be better than vodka for the ruskies to care
[04:07:26] <SpallsHurgenson> no worries, we've located our secret defense mechanism in Alaska: MechaPalin!
[04:07:43] <crutchy> oh god.
[04:07:51] <Ethanol-fooled> MUH VAGINA
[04:08:02] * crutchy falls to his knees and begs forgiveness with the rest of the world
[04:08:21] <crutchy> didn't she fuck mccain?
[04:08:28] * crutchy shudders at the thought
[04:08:33] <Yog-Yogguth> lol he wouldn't survive
[04:09:02] <Ethanol-fooled> Disgusting.
[04:09:07] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[04:09:15] <crutchy> how the hell does mccain keep getting votes?
[04:09:22] <Yog-Yogguth> no idea
[04:09:29] <crutchy> don't people in arizona watch him on tv?
[04:09:59] <Yog-Yogguth> hey in my past life I used to be a McCain & Bush guy :(
[04:10:06] <crutchy> he's a fucking embarrassment to humanity let alone whoever voted for him
[04:10:09] <Yog-Yogguth> I know how it's like to be a zombie
[04:10:41] <Ethanol-fooled> That fool needs to retire.
[04:10:55] <Ethanol-fooled> Like, get the fuck out of American politics.
[04:11:18] <Yog-Yogguth> after someone smacked me alive I've kept wondering if McCain made the Viet Cong torture stuff up
[04:11:26] <crutchy> though i can understand that the defense contractors would be throwing money at him
[04:11:33] <Ethanol-fooled> But...I know this...most people in Arizona are exactly like McCain. Cranky old retirees and vets.
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[04:12:16] <Ethanol-fooled> It's a decent place...lotta good cheap property, lax gun and weed laws, lotta diversity in nature.
[04:12:27] <crutchy> nice landscapes
[04:12:32] <Ethanol-fooled> Lotta crabby old retirees though.
[04:12:47] <Yog-Yogguth> Yeah Arizona as a state doesn't seem bad to me, but I'd probably choose Tennesee or Kentucky
[04:12:54] <crutchy> i like reading about places like arizona and utah
[04:13:00] <crutchy> and colorado
[04:13:09] <chromas> nuke the south!
[04:13:18] <Yog-Yogguth> nooo
[04:13:48] <Ethanol-fooled> Nuke the south. From Louisiana up to Virginia.
[04:14:10] <crutchy> heh. that's a very specific 'south' :p
[04:14:22] <Ethanol-fooled> Texas is kinda shit too.
[04:14:39] <crutchy> texas is a religious wonderland
[04:14:45] <Ethanol-fooled> YUp.
[04:14:57] <crutchy> full of guns
[04:15:00] <Ethanol-fooled> Televangelism on every public access channel add day erry day.
[04:15:09] <Ethanol-fooled> s/add day/all day
[04:15:09] * sedctl offers Ethunil-folid a /
[04:15:11] <crutchy> that's some scary shit
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[04:15:18] <chromas> In America, Bible belt you
[04:15:35] <crutchy> i can see why chromas hides in mt st hellens
[04:16:11] <crutchy> with his supply of bovine sex slaves :p
[04:16:34] * chromas is currently surrounded by SDAs. Nutty, but they don't thump as hard as the south
[04:16:43] <crutchy> SDA?
[04:16:59] <chromas> seventh-day adventists
[04:17:04] <crutchy> sadistic democrat...
[04:17:06] <crutchy> ah
[04:17:08] <Ethanol-fooled> Man, sorry to hear that.
[04:17:38] <Ethanol-fooled> They're cult-like.
[04:17:41] <crutchy> as long as you have mr hat
[04:17:42] <Yog-Yogguth> the caffeine-haters :3
[04:17:46] <chromas> I think we've got about 7 sda churches around town
[04:17:48] <Ethanol-fooled> like Jehovah's Witnesses.
[04:18:16] <chromas> even one for spanish-speakers because agriculture
[04:18:48] <Yog-Yogguth> St. Helens... I can't remember is that Washington or Oregon?
[04:18:51] * crutchy grew up with jehova's witnesses living next door
[04:19:02] <crutchy> they were ok though. not very extreme
[04:19:21] <crutchy> their dad was also in the army
[04:19:32] <chromas> washington
[04:19:42] <chromas> though I'm not as near as crutchy would have you believe
[04:19:49] <crutchy> heh
[04:19:56] <Ethanol-fooled> The bass player in my high school band was one. They have to get off the stage in the school choirs before certain Christmas songs, and he wasn't allowed to see Metallica because they weren't Jehovah's Witnesses.
[04:19:56] <chromas> hm. I should move though. /me sets up shop in volcano
[04:20:29] <crutchy> you could sell burning bush bibles
[04:20:40] <chromas> What I like bets about Metallica is Lars taught me about downloading free mp3s off the internet
[04:20:44] <crutchy> new book of st hellen
[04:20:48] <chromas> s/(t)(s)/\2\1/
[04:20:48] <sedctl> <chromas> What I like best about Metallica is Lars taught me about downloading free mp3s off the blogosphere
[04:21:06] <crutchy> lars is a funny dickhead :p
[04:21:23] <Yog-Yogguth> haha @ Lars & Metallica & internet
[04:21:42] <chromas> thought I read somewhere recently that he's slowly coming around on that
[04:21:51] <chromas> or at least doesn't hate the internet quite as much
[04:21:51] <Ethanol-fooled> too little, too late.
[04:21:59] <crutchy> metallica is a classic example of a decent garage band gone way too far up its own ass
[04:22:04] <Yog-Yogguth> too late I dropped giving them any money long ago :P
[04:22:22] <Ethanol-fooled> They used to brag about being deadbeats crashing on their friends' couches and copying their tapes all night.
[04:22:40] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah it's almost 100% proof hypocrisy
[04:23:37] <crutchy> lol my young bloke is playing some sort of fish computer game
[04:23:55] <Yog-Yogguth> wow Skamania county, that's a cool name
[04:24:01] <crutchy> he names his fish pinky, darky, wacko, squido
[04:24:47] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, how about Nar Nar Goon?
[04:24:56] <chromas> darky
[04:24:58] <chromas> das racis'
[04:25:04] <Yog-Yogguth> haha not bad either but for funny sounds I usually go Australian
[04:25:12] <chromas> (operation human shield)
[04:25:22] <crutchy> operation get behind the darkies
[04:25:58] <Ethanol-fooled> Can abbos blow fire after huffing all that petrol?
[04:26:06] <crutchy> have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation? ... no i don't listen to hip hop
[04:26:37] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, got no idea. they prolly gotta be able to walk to do that
[04:27:00] <crutchy> or at least stand up
[04:27:20] <chromas> do they live in hoods?
[04:27:25] <Ethanol-fooled> having a praetorian guard of abbos would be awesome.
[04:27:33] <crutchy> they got their own territory
[04:27:33] <Ethanol-fooled> huffing petrol and breathing fire.
[04:27:49] <crutchy> though tbh i doubt many of them would fuck with the truckies that go through there
[04:28:51] * Yog-Yogguth realizes Nar Nar Goon is in Australia :P
[04:28:55] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, it would be like having an army of wives without pussies
[04:29:17] <Ethanol-fooled> Well, that's pointless.
[04:29:24] <crutchy> yup
[04:29:52] <crutchy> though its not really all their fault
[04:29:58] <crutchy> damn sjw's
[04:30:24] <Ethanol-fooled> slap the sjw's in the face with an extender.
[04:30:41] <crutchy> i think the government ensures a steady flow of alcohol to keep them sedated
[04:30:47] <Ethanol-fooled> I told a bartender about it yesterday, and after I did she started licking her lips and calling me, "honey"
[04:31:10] <Yog-Yogguth> what? What did you tell her?
[04:31:15] <Ethanol-fooled> That's kinda messed up...they can't gamble like ours do?
[04:31:50] <Ethanol-fooled> The extendor, Yog. The great equalizer.
[04:31:58] <Yog-Yogguth> :P
[04:32:12] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled, we don't need extenders here ;-D
[04:33:05] <Yog-Yogguth> if I have to pretend to be a dildo it's not worth it
[04:33:19] <Ethanol-fooled> Nobody "has" to.
[04:33:36] <Yog-Yogguth> I probably do, I'm not alrge down there
[04:33:58] <Ethanol-fooled> But the most awesome thing about them is that you can weild them like a mighty mace.
[04:34:26] <crutchy> like tommy's gun from snatch
[04:34:45] <crutchy> 'heavy is good. heavy is reliable. if it does not work you can always hit him with it'
[04:35:02] * Yog-Yogguth puts rock in sock
[04:35:12] <Ethanol-fooled> hahahahah
[04:35:45] <Yog-Yogguth> your mind is really dirty heh :)
[04:36:08] <Ethanol-fooled> Not really.
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[04:39:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Here in America they're thinking about giving nunchaku to cops.
[04:39:50] <Ethanol-fooled> Fucking hilarious. Those boneads are going to jack themselves up so bad with the 'chucks.
[04:40:26] <Ethanol-fooled> http://www.nbcnews.com
[04:40:26] <GW> ^ 03Cops Are Armed With Nunchakus to Offset 'Aggressive' Image - NBC News
[04:40:39] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHAH, this is going to be hilarious. You guys ever use chucks?
[04:41:16] <Yog-Yogguth> replace use with fail to use then yes
[04:41:28] <Ethanol-fooled> They're more dangerous than Kamas
[04:41:49] <Ethanol-fooled> idiots are going to be bopping themselves in the nose and testes and shit.
[04:42:15] <Ethanol-fooled> You can train a man how to beat somebody with a stick in 5 seconds. It takes years to train on the chucks.
[04:42:21] <Yog-Yogguth> it's a strange proposition for sure
[04:47:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Allright, gonna chill and read stuff. Peace out G's.
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[04:59:44] <crutchy> can't be any worse than the bayonets they were given
[04:59:59] <crutchy> wtf would a cop do with a bayonet?
[05:00:38] <chromas> Seppuku
[05:00:45] <crutchy> heh
[05:01:04] * crutchy feels kitch for merely knowing what that means :p
[05:15:41] * crutchy keeps forgetting to git-pull before fucking around with exec code in windows
[05:20:19] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[05:20:20] <GW> ^ 03Baghdad flooding: Wading through sewage - BBC News
[05:20:40] <crutchy> from the war-is-shit dept.
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[06:23:46] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
[06:23:47] * exec abrasively throws an assfull of skittles at SirFinkus
[06:23:53] <SirFinkus> hello
[06:24:20] * SirFinkus throws another shrimp on the barbie
[06:24:34] * crutchy isn't a fan of seafood
[06:24:57] <SirFinkus> have some fosters and a bloomin' onion then
[06:25:33] <crutchy> down here in victoria we drink piss in a green tin
[06:26:08] <crutchy> http://www.camperdowncellars.com.au
[06:26:10] <SirFinkus> do you have lots of craft beers down ther?
[06:26:20] <crutchy> a few
[06:26:38] <crutchy> i grew up in a small town with an award winning brewery
[06:26:41] <SirFinkus> it seems like the US has the best beer now, based on talking with people from other countries
[06:26:52] <SirFinkus> because we have so many small breweries
[06:27:15] <crutchy> http://www.grand-ridge.com.au
[06:27:15] <GW> ^✓ 03Grand Ridge Brewery
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[06:27:38] <SirFinkus> ah, you've shown me this before
[06:27:46] <crutchy> yeah its not bad
[06:27:50] <SirFinkus> haven't been able to find any yet
[06:28:01] <crutchy> but yeah we definitely dont have as many breweries as you guys
[06:28:25] <crutchy> and its hard when VB is so cheap and plentiful :/
[06:28:36] <crutchy> even if it tastes like shit
[06:28:43] <SirFinkus> I have a friend that lives in Japan, his beer selection is pretty shocking
[06:29:05] <SirFinkus> his local store had one kind of IPA
[06:29:22] <SirFinkus> it was about $30 for a 6 pack
[06:29:27] <crutchy> ouch
[06:29:39] <crutchy> we pay less than that for a slab
[06:29:47] <SirFinkus> a very mediocre IPA too
[06:29:49] <artificial> the north west has the densest concentration of micro breweries
[06:29:52] <artificial> in the world
[06:30:28] <artificial> japan: where everything is expensive
[06:30:32] <crutchy> is it because it gets so cold that its hard to get hold of supplies from elsewhere?
[06:30:54] <crutchy> in australia we just get ripped off with everything else
[06:31:02] <crutchy> electronics especially
[06:31:24] <SirFinkus> they still doing that censorship shit?
[06:31:31] <crutchy> as long as beer flows cheap and freely, the masses will be subdued
[06:31:40] <crutchy> i dunno. hasn't affected me
[06:31:50] <crutchy> i still watch movies on the usual site ;p
[06:32:33] <crutchy> our government is incompetent, and our ISPs are smart enough to dodge the laws
[06:32:58] <SirFinkus> an ISP being smart? i dun believe it
[06:33:22] <crutchy> the ISP i been with for nearly a decade has been really good
[06:33:22] <SirFinkus> well, benevolently smart anyway
[06:33:29] <crutchy> beats telstra a million-fold
[06:33:40] <crutchy> not that beating telstra is a very high bar :/
[06:34:09] <artificial> honey booboo level
[06:34:13] <crutchy> our telco industry is reasonably competitive
[06:34:18] <SirFinkus> my ISP is about to charge us $30 more a month for "reasons"
[06:34:44] <crutchy> dunno wtf is going on with this NBN thing
[06:34:48] <crutchy> apparently some have it
[06:35:16] <crutchy> prolly similar to google fiber over there
[06:35:22] <crutchy> some ave it, some dont
[06:37:03] <crutchy> what's that windows ipc thingy called?
[06:37:20] <crutchy> its like a memory sharing thingy
[06:37:25] <crutchy> fuck my memory is shit
[06:37:36] * artificial borrows back the bong
[06:37:46] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[06:37:48] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 49°F / 9°C, cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 93% - Sunday rain (45°F:55°F / 7°C:13°C), Monday scattered showers (41°F:53°F / 5°C:12°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (38°F:51°F / 3°C:11°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (44°F:52°F / 7°C:11°C)
[06:38:02] <SirFinkus> not a clue
[06:38:40] <crutchy> can semaphores be shared between processes?
[06:38:47] * crutchy needs to google some shit
[06:39:17] <crutchy> maybe it was mutexes or summin
[06:39:49] <artificial> mutex sounds closer
[06:45:18] <crutchy> maybe i should just use sockets
[06:45:28] <crutchy> google not giving me much joy
[06:46:32] <crutchy> that Trey18553770 spambot still going
[06:47:31] <artificial> mutex = mutual exclusion lock
[06:48:04] <crutchy> i read about some of this stuff years ago in the win32 help file that comes with delphi
[06:48:12] <crutchy> my memory is very sketchy
[06:48:49] <artificial> https://msdn.microsoft.com(v=VS.85).aspx ?
[06:48:52] <GW> ^ 03CreateSemaphore function (Windows)
[06:50:19] <crutchy> a couple of my delphi programs for work use a semaphore to make sure only one instance of the program is running
[06:50:34] <crutchy> more of a flag though
[06:50:50] * artificial sifts through the running processes for something matching the application name
[06:51:13] <artificial> granted i don't do professional programming with these requirements
[06:51:26] <chromas> crutchy: but now you have to switch to dbus ;)
[06:52:24] <chromas> delphi++
[06:52:24] <Bender> karma - delphi: 38
[06:52:30] <chromas> Trey18553770--
[06:52:30] <Bender> karma - trey18553770: -1
[06:53:01] <artificial> delphi is up for sale again
[06:53:43] <artificial> i think some group is trying to buy it
[06:53:59] <crutchy> i kinda like the simplicity of current exec scripts. no need to worry about any sort of ipc or sockets.
[06:54:20] <crutchy> it might be possibre to do that in windows, but i dunno how
[06:56:51] <crutchy> ~reader
[07:02:12] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[07:02:12] <GW> ^ 03China unveils passenger jet C919 - BBC News
[07:02:37] <crutchy> from the broken-dreamliner dept.
[07:03:23] <artificial> code named: City Flier
[07:04:03] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[07:04:04] <GW> ^ 03Sinai plane crash: Russia holds day of mourning - BBC News
[07:04:23] <crutchy> from the what-will-putin-do-now dept.
[07:04:32] <chromas> stdi/o is the ipc
[07:04:57] <crutchy> chromas?
[07:05:02] <chromas> in exec scripts
[07:05:06] <crutchy> oh yeah
[07:05:09] <crutchy> :)
[07:05:29] <chromas> need to switch to xml+ajax
[07:05:36] <crutchy> doesn't feel very ipc'ish though. just feels like writing a shell script
[07:05:36] <chromas> inside json
[07:05:50] <chromas> that's why pipes are awesome
[07:06:12] <crutchy> exec does all the ipc pipe management magik
[07:06:21] * SirFinkus just discovered pre-cooked bacon
[07:06:32] <crutchy> pork jerky?
[07:06:33] <SirFinkus> I was skeptical, but I'm all in now
[07:06:33] <artificial> oscar meyer?
[07:06:39] <SirFinkus> naw, not that shit
[07:06:43] <SirFinkus> from costco
[07:06:55] <chromas> do you jerk your own meat
[07:06:56] * artificial doesn't mind cooking bacon
[07:06:58] <SirFinkus> it's exactly as delicious as cooking it yourself
[07:07:04] <SirFinkus> but no mess
[07:07:15] <artificial> honey badger don't care
[07:07:17] <chromas> that mess is supposed to become gravy
[07:07:26] <chromas> or soup
[07:07:31] * crutchy might shoot zi germans before dinner (or the game borks on me)
[07:07:36] <SirFinkus> I prefer to use steak drippings for that chromas
[07:07:51] <chromas> mix them all together. it's high class
[07:08:01] <crutchy> mmmm steak
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[07:08:43] <chromas> the meat talk scared him away
[07:08:51] <SirFinkus> good
[07:09:05] <SirFinkus> what's everyone's favorite steak?
[07:09:08] <SirFinkus> ribeye for me
[07:10:18] <artificial> new york
[07:10:22] * chromas chops dogfood to sneak into gravy for the dog
[07:10:35] * artificial enjoys most cuts
[07:10:44] <chromas> are new york steaks thin and floppy triangles?
[07:10:55] <artificial> thankfully not
[07:11:09] <artificial> you're thin and floppy, though.
[07:11:17] <artificial> Richard Needle
[07:11:44] <chromas> stiff enough to thread yo mama
[07:12:12] <artificial> is that how you like your drinks? a nice stiff drink against your lips?
[07:12:49] <SirFinkus> I like them nice and fruity
[07:12:51] <SirFinkus> like my men
[07:13:01] <artificial> i like mine ground up and kept in the freezer
[07:14:46] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I missed an opportunity
[07:14:47] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:14:48] <GW> ^ 03I TAKE IT BLACK, LIKE MY MEN! - YouTube
[07:15:16] <SirFinkus> I love how the video title spoils the punchline
[07:15:38] <artificial> a deep, warm love.
[07:16:09] <artificial> http://www.couponsherpa.com
[07:16:10] <GW> ^ 03Yoplait Coupons: 6 Printable Coupons for November 2015 | Coupon Sherpa
[07:16:30] <artificial> here's some yogurt coupons. i couldn't find any for the hot yogurt you were talking about earlier
[07:20:37] <SirFinkus> it's only good straight out of the cannon
[07:21:44] <artificial> good idea for a brand name
[07:21:55] <SirFinkus> yogurt cannon?
[07:21:56] <artificial> Cannon Yogurt
[07:22:11] <artificial> sorta a play on dannon
[07:22:16] <SirFinkus> dohoho
[07:22:32] <SirFinkus> "rich, creamy, nutritious. Serve hot"
[07:25:18] <artificial> https://wiki.freebsd.org
[07:25:19] <GW> ^ 03launchd - FreeBSD Wiki
[07:26:57] <crutchy> is freebsd going full-systemd?
[07:28:14] <crutchy> coupon sherpa?
[07:28:31] <SirFinkus> it sounds like a made up website name, like they'd use in a tv show
[07:28:31] <crutchy> sounds kinda turristy to me
[07:28:50] <crutchy> like jews before ww2
[07:29:18] <crutchy> "look he's got a yellow star on him! he must be a jew!"
[07:29:24] <SirFinkus> oh shit, now I remember
[07:29:25] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:29:26] <GW> ^ 03TEAM ROOMBA PRESENTS: Team Fortress 2 Griefing V1 - YouTube
[07:29:31] <SirFinkus> this is what I was thinking of
[07:29:37] <SirFinkus> COUPONBUG.COM
[07:30:05] <artificial> freebsd is not going systemd
[07:30:17] <crutchy> <tama> yo mama is so fat she sat on the cat and shat a splat from her vat of mat black fatty fat fat nigga bitching ass juice
[07:30:26] <artificial> haha
[07:30:27] <crutchy> lmao
[07:44:54] <crutchy> prolly should kill that treynnnn guy on the wiki
[07:45:22] <crutchy> paulej72, mrcoolbp you guys are admins/bureaucrats on the wiki. you able to kill a spambot?
[07:48:43] <artificial> how can you kill that which has no life?
[07:49:35] <crutchy> bots are people too
[07:50:06] <GW> tax breaks for bots!
[07:51:09] <artificial> [ meanwhile somewhere near wallstreet a nocturnal emission occurs ]
[07:51:27] <artificial> you can claim up to 6 before they check
[07:51:34] <artificial> >.>
[07:58:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Scientific Method is a Myth - http://sylnt.us - can-we-debate-this-scientifically?
[08:00:30] <crutchy> i can claim to up to 6 bots?
[08:00:44] <crutchy> or 6 nocturnal emissions?
[08:00:50] <artificial> yes.
[08:01:08] <chromas> tax-free emissions
[08:01:37] * crutchy checks for the Emissions Patrolling Agency
[08:21:42] <Bytram|away> chromas++ # wiki maintenance
[08:21:42] <Bender> karma - chromas: 122
[08:21:50] <Bytram|away> crutchy++ # wiki maintenance
[08:21:50] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 176
[08:21:59] <chromas> crutchy++ # spam assasinator
[08:21:59] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 177
[08:22:07] <Bytram|away> !uid
[08:22:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5932, owned by OxDeadface
[08:22:46] <chromas> I should have you guys change my sn name to Rule ;)
[08:22:59] <chromas> Rule (34)
[08:23:50] <Bytram|away> knwoing my luck, I'd accidentally change it to 'rude'
[08:24:00] <Bytram|away> or 'rupee' or sumthin
[08:24:13] <Bytram|away> ;)
[08:24:48] <Bytram|away> ~time boston
[08:24:50] <exec> Monday, 2 November 2015 @ 3:24 am EST - Boston, MA, USA
[08:25:09] <Bytram|away> yes; it's an unholy hour for me to be up... and I'm heading back to bed
[08:25:15] <Bytram|away> g'night, all!
[08:26:55] <chromas> g'night
[08:27:14] <artificial> nite
[08:31:44] <crutchy> oh wow Bytram... g'night mate
[08:31:54] <crutchy> that's a die hard hour to be awake
[08:32:09] <crutchy> ~time LA
[08:32:11] <exec> Monday, 2 November 2015 @ 12:32 am PST - Los Angeles, CA, USA
[08:32:24] <crutchy> pretty late for all you guys i guess
[08:34:30] <crutchy> <ciri> chromas: Chromas: your mom jarvis usually fat her penumbra is a flavor of corn chips!!! Holy fucking shit!!!!
[08:34:39] <crutchy> lol
[08:34:44] <crutchy> ciri is such a spaz
[08:34:48] <crutchy> ciri++
[08:34:48] <Bender> karma - ciri: -6
[08:36:29] <chromas> jarvis
[08:36:32] <chromas> =nick jarvis
[08:36:32] GW is now known as jarvis
[08:36:49] * chromas wonders how many times that name's been used in south park
[08:37:17] <crutchy> =nick MrHanky
[08:37:33] <crutchy> maybe monopoly needs a rolling nick db
[08:37:48] <chromas> hah
[08:39:05] <crutchy> then we can play spot-the-bot
[08:45:43] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:45:43] <jarvis> ^ 03Napster Bad - YouTube
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[09:28:48] <crutchy> lol
[09:28:52] <crutchy> "Cyriak is basically what happens when you grow up watching Monty Python, figure out video editing software, and write fucked up music."
[09:29:07] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[09:29:07] <jarvis> ^ 03cows - GIF on Imgur
[09:29:13] <crutchy> "we got cows!"
[09:29:47] <crutchy> weird... fucked up... cow spiders :/
[09:29:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SEC to Allow Small Investors to Crowdfund Startups - http://sylnt.us - what-cold-possibly-go-wrong?
[09:34:30] <JamesNZ> Only in 'straya.
[09:37:36] <crutchy> i like how one the spiders gets squishded when the big spider leg steps on it :)
[09:54:05] <crutchy> fuck me drunk this is an excellent question... http://memesvault.com
[09:54:26] <crutchy> (btw it has nothing to do with taylor swift... unless she's a refrigerator)
[09:55:01] <chromas> why isn't combo short for combonation?
[09:56:56] <crutchy> http://38.media.tumblr.com
[09:57:01] * crutchy closes browser
[09:57:23] <crutchy> ok except for this one
[09:57:24] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[09:57:25] <jarvis> ^ 03unnecessary censorship - Album on Imgur
[09:59:17] <chromas> long, long ago, mtv figured out that censoring makes it look more edgy
[10:00:32] <alexbst> beep beep love beep beep
[10:02:44] <chromas> one time I [beep] [beep] with a gerbil and [beep] [beep] [beeeeep] peanut butter [beeeeeep] corncob [beeep] with a chair
[10:07:40] <crutchy> http://timecube.com
[10:07:41] <jarvis> ^ 03Time Cube
[10:08:00] <crutchy> news @ 11: all religious web developers have vision problems
[10:08:56] <crutchy> and they also apparently use their computer screens in portrait orientation :/
[10:09:55] <chromas> !fight timecube vs templeos
[10:10:37] <crutchy> aw
[10:10:45] <crutchy> ciri: eat chromas
[10:10:48] <crutchy> :/
[10:11:36] <crutchy> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[10:11:37] <jarvis> ^ 03Russian plane crash: investigators examine theory that Isil bombed airliner - latest news - Telegraph
[10:12:14] <crutchy> something tells me that instead of investigating a theory, they should be maybe i dunno... investigating the evidence
[10:12:41] <crutchy> investigating theories are what cops do on nypd blue
[10:14:09] <crutchy> csi can't afford that cos they blew their entire budget on a computer that allows two people to type on the keyboard at the same time
[10:15:52] <chromas> nypd_blue-- # for popularizing excessive camera movement
[10:15:52] <Bender> karma - nypd_blue: -1
[10:16:07] <crutchy> it just needs moar baysplosions
[10:16:54] <chromas> far too late for that, though if I recall correctly there were drugs involved in the making of that show
[10:17:40] <crutchy> http://techcrunch.com
[10:17:41] <jarvis> ^ 03Watch The Inspiring Movie ?CODEGIRL? For Free On YouTube Until November 5th | TechCrunch
[10:18:11] <crutchy> direct link: https://www.youtube.com
[10:18:12] <jarvis> ^ 03CODEGIRL - English - YouTube
[10:18:24] <crutchy> nfi what its about
[10:18:29] <crutchy> code girls i guess
[10:18:49] <crutchy> a doco
[10:19:06] <crutchy> “CODEGIRL” follows the story of 5,000 girls from 60 countries as they compete in a global entrepreneurship and coding competition by Technovation.
[10:19:25] <crutchy> genius!
[10:19:59] <crutchy> "boss. i know how to get 5000 young girls to work for us for free!"
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[10:20:46] <crutchy> actually it looks kinda interesting
[10:20:57] * chromas quit watching; too slow
[10:21:14] <chromas> needs shaky cam and baysplosia
[10:21:31] <crutchy> problem is that most girls prolly won't wanna watch it
[10:21:37] <crutchy> so they can't be inspired
[10:22:28] <crutchy> they should have put david hasselhoff on the cover instead of that girls face
[10:22:50] <crutchy> or jared leto or whatever moron girls are swooning over nowadays
[10:23:36] <chromas> jared fogle
[10:25:07] <chromas> "hey there, son; six-inch sub or footlong dong?"
[10:27:31] <chromas> oh, I just watched jared leto in Mr Nobody. Slow and artsy-fartsy, but not as bad as that piece of shit Under the Skin
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[11:01:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Addressing System Abandons Numbers for Just Three Words - http://sylnt.us - http://www.youtube.com
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[11:05:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:05:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1814
[11:10:59] <crutchy> https://youtu.be
[11:11:00] <jarvis> ^ 03World's Biggest Fart - The Hippo - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[11:11:12] <crutchy> thought i might as well drop that here
[11:11:34] * crutchy is working on a youtube search script
[11:11:47] <crutchy> 'huge fart' is naturally the test query :p
[11:13:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube world's biggest fart
[11:13:21] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[11:13:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, there's a youtube api
[11:13:54] <crutchy> omfg. wtf is wrong with japanese people? https://www.youtube.com
[11:13:55] <jarvis> ^ 03I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English - YouTube
[11:18:39] <alexbst> http://what3words.com
[11:18:41] <jarvis> ^ 03what3words | Addressing the world
[11:18:58] <alexbst> because the existing addressing system, with local knowledge, obviously doesn't make sense.
[11:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[11:26:45] <crutchy> i don't trust google apis
[11:26:54] <crutchy> they shitcanned the translator api
[11:27:02] <crutchy> because $reason
[11:33:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it was getting used and they wanted to make money off it
[11:36:07] <crutchy> wtf
[11:36:26] <crutchy> how the fuck did i get to this, and why the hell am i laughing so much that i'm crying
[11:36:27] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:36:28] <jarvis> ^ 03big butt woman farts - YouTube
[11:36:53] <crutchy> "lyrics: pfGRROOLLPFbrrrrt"
[11:37:03] <crutchy> lmao i can't see the screen properly
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[11:39:10] <chromas> you'll just have to settle for yacy search
[11:40:47] * chromas used to run a yacy node, but its crawl speed always took an arrow to the knee after a few hours
[11:41:38] <crutchy> the ham radio guys have the best network
[11:41:54] <chromas> ham++
[11:41:54] <Bender> karma - ham: 3
[11:41:59] <chromas> ham_radio++
[11:41:59] <Bender> karma - ham_radio: 1
[11:42:55] <crutchy> when the www finally craps out under the weight of fat arse advertising and government regulations and spyware, the ham guys will have their day
[11:43:23] <chromas> I think only the regulation could really kill it
[11:43:44] <chromas> p2p web eff tea double-ewe!
[11:45:17] <crutchy> prolly yeah
[11:45:50] <crutchy> adblockers seem to be staying ahead of the game
[11:45:54] <crutchy> at least for now
[11:46:32] <crutchy> though when heavy advertising is embedded in content it will load up networks
[11:46:40] <crutchy> even if its blocked by clients
[11:47:11] <chromas> we'll let the derpa derps deal with that while we switch to web-over-irc
[11:47:22] <crutchy> heh
[11:47:27] <crutchy> that might be a fun project
[11:48:27] <chromas> opera used to have bittorrent support
[11:48:39] <crutchy> hey chromas, check this awesome page out: <html><head><title>awesome page!</title></head><body><h1>yeah baby!</h1></body></html>
[11:48:51] <chromas> if browsers had that then we could just host all our pages on bittorrent, and they could reference other pages with magnet links
[11:49:18] <chromas> popular pages/images would have lots of redundant hosting
[11:49:44] <crutchy> someone needs to make a browser that doesn't suck
[11:50:07] <crutchy> it shouldn't ban all the bullshit, but instead just not even register it
[11:50:45] <crutchy> come up with a completely new protocol
[11:51:08] <crutchy> no js, no css
[11:51:13] <crutchy> no gif
[11:51:21] <chromas> pdf
[11:51:42] <crutchy> just plain old text and maybe jpg
[11:52:08] <crutchy> it could be like the 90's all over again :)
[11:52:19] <chromas> the 90s had gifs
[11:52:26] <chromas> and hanson jpgs
[11:52:31] <crutchy> hmm. maybe 80's
[11:52:42] <chromas> let's all go back to aol
[11:52:52] <crutchy> internet in the 90's here was prolly like internet in the 80's there
[11:53:23] <chromas> not sure. I had dialup but chatted with some people from oz
[11:53:55] <crutchy> i didn't even know what the internet was till prolly mid 90's :p
[11:54:02] <chromas> netscape_navigator++
[11:54:02] <Bender> karma - netscape_navigator: 1
[11:54:22] <chromas> me too. it's almost like we're the same age or something
[11:55:30] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard is an old codger too so he'd be all up with www 0.9
[11:55:50] <chromas> he looks like maybe early forties
[11:55:56] <chromas> or younger
[11:56:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> 0.9 is too newfangled for me. 0.6 ftw
[11:56:06] <crutchy> lol
[11:56:07] <chromas> not even middle aged, man
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[11:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> this whole web thing is a fad anyway. give it a while and we'll be back to bbses like god intended
[11:57:43] <crutchy> we need to give the ham guys plenty of love so they'll carry our bbs traffic, cos the existing web will be choked with cat pics and frosty piss
[11:57:59] <crutchy> there won't be any room left in the tubes
[11:58:40] <chromas> unlicensed wireless mesh
[11:58:56] <crutchy> actually, most internet traffic is on broadband frequencies
[11:59:19] <crutchy> we could just overlay our low-bandwidth bbs traffic on low frequencies
[11:59:28] <crutchy> filter out the shitweb
[11:59:39] <chromas> we can use the old tv bands
[11:59:46] <chromas> and THz
[12:00:21] <crutchy> i guess it would still get filtered at the exchanges
[12:00:30] <crutchy> yeah would have to be wireless
[12:01:29] <chromas> we could also string coax or fiber to our neighbors' houses
[12:01:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> throw usb fobs through their window
[12:01:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SXSW Receives Threats, Cancels Online Harassment Panel, then Restores it - http://sylnt.us - harrassed-turtles-all-the-way-down
[12:02:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh someone lurves me
[12:03:15] <chromas> Bender: s/t/d/11
[12:03:15] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SXSW Receives Threats, Cancels Online Harassment Panel, then Restores it - http://sylnt.us - harrassed-turdles-all-the-way-down
[12:03:17] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[12:07:00] <chromas> that mess of wires is harassing me
[12:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, if i'd subbed that, everyone would be all up in arms about me dragging gamergate up again.
[12:07:53] <chromas> maybe they will
[12:07:55] <chromas> 0 comments
[12:08:18] <chromas> you should write that comment. you know, ironically
[12:08:37] <ohcamacj> I have an incomplete copy of the script,
[12:08:41] <chromas> "come on, guys! not #gamergate again! can we please get over it?"
[12:08:50] <ohcamacj> that I didn't want to write 2 months ago, but wrote anyway.
[12:09:30] <ohcamacj> src: http://pastebin.com
[12:09:31] <jarvis> ^ 03[Perl] Subimage replacement script - Pastebin.com
[12:09:40] <ohcamacj> screenshot: http://i.imgur.com
[12:11:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i don't do irony. my beard is real
[12:11:22] <chromas> shave it off and glue it back on
[12:11:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ohcamacj, what you talking about again? i think i got some pages stuck together.
[12:11:48] <chromas> ohcamacj: would that work for anonymizing screenshot text?
[12:12:15] <ohcamacj> normal -> morse code practice, https://soylentnews.org
[12:12:16] <jarvis> ^ 03SN journal Visual cipher / morse code-ish 04(1 comments)
[12:13:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah baby, figured out that data structure!
[12:16:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, calling that a good start and having a smoke
[12:39:22] <crutchy> ciri is a nutcase
[13:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously considering getting rid of the <URL:http://example.com/> syntax. it's broken and unnecessary since we support <a> tags.
[13:05:08] <chromas> do it
[13:05:16] <chromas> didn't even know that function was there
[13:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's mentioned as the way to put links in at the bottom of the comment entry form
[13:07:05] <chromas> never noticed that
[13:08:56] * TheMightyBuzzard nods to self
[13:09:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, gonna talk to pj about it before the next release.
[13:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh hells yes!
[13:14:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://i100.independent.co.uk
[13:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> non-ironic
[13:14:48] <chromas> well we already knew air conditioning is sexist
[13:16:20] * TheMightyBuzzard goes back to making ipn lurve stripe
[13:33:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Do Not Rely on STARTTLS to Automatically Encrypt Your Sensitive E-mails - http://sylnt.us - ask-and-ye-might-not-receive
[14:03:12] <alexbst> heh
[14:03:30] <alexbst> reality is sexist ;)
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[14:07:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromosomes are sexist
[14:08:51] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: Hi, how's things?
[14:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, going slow today but making progress.
[14:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> mostly cause i'm being lazy.
[14:09:33] <janrinok> good a reason as any!
[14:30:08] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[14:39:19] <SirFinkus> http://www.twitch.tv
[14:39:20] <jarvis> ^ 03Twitch
[14:39:43] <alexbst> I don't understand the watching-other-people-do-things thing.
[14:39:57] <alexbst> I guess I don't understand porn for the same reason.
[14:40:05] <alexbst> although I do like watching machining videos lol
[14:40:20] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[14:42:12] <SirFinkus> mmm, machining videos
[14:43:58] <SirFinkus> this is great though, somebody is trying to grab a pastebin and run it
[14:44:05] <SirFinkus> with a botnet
[14:50:53] <CoolHand> machining videos... I feel my pants getting tight already...
[14:50:57] <CoolHand> heh
[14:57:39] <SirFinkus> one subtle thing I miss about mechanical drives is the clicking
[14:57:58] <SirFinkus> I actually subconsciously use it a lot
[14:58:25] <SirFinkus> like, if I'm extracting a large archive or copying a bunch of files, I'll listen to the sound of the drive to know when it's done
[15:00:42] <CoolHand> nice point
[15:02:15] <SirFinkus> I'm seriously considering writing a program that clicks the pc speaker or something when there's disk activity
[15:04:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - MIT Group Explores Bacteria Use for Comfort Wear - http://sylnt.us - grow-your-own
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[16:35:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Tech Companies Exploit Zombies - http://sylnt.us - braaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnnssssssssss
[16:59:31] <alexbst> http://arstechnica.com
[16:59:36] <alexbst> probably been spammed already
[16:59:37] <jarvis> ^ 03Don’t count on STARTTLS to automatically encrypt your sensitive e-mails | Ars Technica
[16:59:47] <alexbst> those stats are hillarious though
[17:00:07] <alexbst> would love to see the stats for EU/US/JP/AUS/NZ
[17:02:04] <alexbst> wtf DENMARK
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[17:25:20] <cmn32480> alexbst - that link was posted a couple hours ago.
[17:25:21] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[17:25:28] <jarvis> ^ 03SN article: Do Not Rely on STARTTLS to Automatically Encrypt Your Sensitive E-mails 04(15 comments)
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[18:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.net-security.org
[18:17:21] <jarvis> ^ 03Nearly 2% of all smartphones are compromised or high risk
[18:23:56] <nick> 2%?
[18:24:08] <nick> not 98%?
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[18:35:08] <Subsentient> $burrito janrinok
[18:35:08] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at janrinok
[18:35:49] <janrinok> thx Subsentient
[18:36:03] <Subsentient> janrinok: Entertain me! Dance monkey, dance!
[18:36:19] <janrinok> what, me and my two left feet?
[18:36:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - You Probably Have Herpes, the WHO Says - http://sylnt.us - the-owl-has-spoken
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[18:37:43] <janrinok> sleeping at work?
[18:38:57] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz is now known as cmn32480
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[19:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn you, vlm, you beat me to it! http://www.popsci.com
[19:06:22] <jarvis> ^ 03New Star Trek Series To Premiere In 2017 | Popular Science
[19:24:12] <cmn32480> WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! goes the buzzard
[19:24:24] <cmn32480> I;ms orry... not feeling really charitable today.
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[19:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, i'm too busy having New Trek wood to be upset
[19:54:34] <cmn32480> if you yell "Engage".... I am SO outta here.
[19:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> I was thinking more along the lines of "Fire the bilge torpedoes! Ramming speed!"
[20:08:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Egypt to Scan Pyramids, Seeking New Discoveries - http://sylnt.us - did-your-mummy-say-it-was-ok
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[20:12:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i'm out of stuff to do until tv shows start up tonight
[20:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps ftw!
[20:13:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[20:13:21] <Bender> karma - naps: 29
[20:16:08] <nick> naps++
[20:16:09] <Bender> karma - naps: 30
[20:17:51] <Subsentient> chronic_exhaustion--
[20:17:52] <Bender> karma - chronic_exhaustion: -1
[20:17:57] <Subsentient> chronic_exhaustion--
[20:17:57] <Bender> karma - chronic_exhaustion: -2
[20:17:58] <Subsentient> chronic_exhaustion--
[20:17:58] <Bender> karma - chronic_exhaustion: -3
[20:18:07] <aqu4> chronic_exhaustion--
[20:18:07] <Bender> karma - chronic_exhaustion: -4
[20:19:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Subsentient, you just need a cocktail of naps, coffee, and amphetamines. square you right away.
[20:19:49] * TheMightyBuzzard really heads for that nap now
[20:19:50] <Subsentient> Coffee makes me tired.
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[20:27:11] <cmn32480> Try tea Subsentient
[20:27:30] <cmn32480> I find it soothing before bed adn I tend to sleep better.
[20:27:41] <cmn32480> not sure quite why.
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[20:40:24] <cmn32480> f**king users
[20:40:45] <cmn32480> somebody plugged somethign in on a sttic IP that matched the default gateway
[20:47:26] <crutchy> Subsentient, how did you flood from a normal client?
[20:47:35] <crutchy> or was it a nexus berg
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[20:55:15] <crutchy> cmn32480, who has a device with a fixed ip of 192.168.0.1?
[20:55:21] <crutchy> that's not a router
[20:55:24] <cmn32480> really?
[20:55:40] <crutchy> they need a fire poker shoved up their ass
[20:55:49] <cmn32480> I am at least sorta smart enough not to run on 192.168.
[20:55:57] <cmn32480> or 10.0.0.1
[20:56:54] <crutchy> i guess that would bork everything except stuff where people haven't come to annoy you to find out what subnet to access
[20:57:15] <cmn32480> I don't know (yet) who did it, but obviously they pulled it off the network as soon as they realized they had borked the network
[20:57:16] <crutchy> actually not subnet, more like "waaaah my internet doesn't go!!!"
[20:57:58] <crutchy> kinda seems dumb that such an event would cause a network to go down though
[20:58:12] <crutchy> i thought routers were getting smarter, not stupider
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[20:58:50] <crutchy> they've had 30 years to figure out how to route around windows bullshit
[20:59:11] <cmn32480> I'm looking into what happened... to see if it is the firewall that hiccupped
[20:59:32] <cmn32480> I'm not sure what or who the problem is
[20:59:34] <crutchy> "and that's why we don't set the toaster to deadly earthquake"
[21:00:31] <cmn32480> and why I don't want my refridgerator to have an IP address
[21:20:17] <crutchy> yeah can you imagine all the support calls from ronery fridges
[21:20:54] <crutchy> "i feel so used. he just sticks things in me and then leaves"
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[21:34:23] <crutchy> ~yt huge fart
[21:34:24] <exec> [youtube] https://www.youtube.com - huge fart compilation - 2:18
[21:34:39] <crutchy> hmm. prolly don't need the first bit
[21:35:05] <crutchy> ~yt yo mama
[21:35:06] <exec> https://www.youtube.com - 100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All? (Part 2) - 39:53
[21:36:04] <crutchy> ~yt ncommander
[21:36:05] <exec> https://www.youtube.com - NORD'N'COMMANDER - Over-Vele (2006) - 5:20
[21:36:14] <crutchy> derp
[21:36:20] <crutchy> need some decoding
[21:37:27] <crutchy> ~yt ncommander
[21:37:28] <exec> https://www.youtube.com - NORD'N'COMMANDER - Over-Vele (2006) - 5:20
[21:39:05] <crutchy> holy shit NCommander was a firefighter
[21:39:09] <crutchy> awesome!
[21:39:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Starting Up the German "Sun" - http://sylnt.us - fusion-is-still-only-10-years-away
[21:40:38] * crutchy was a volunteer firey for a few years when he was a teen
[21:41:52] <crutchy> unfortunately too many aussie fireys have been killed so the agencies have become total pussies
[21:42:43] <crutchy> first sign of trouble they just call in the air support and leave the manpower sitting on nearby hills :/
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[23:01:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:01:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1815
[23:05:40] <NCommander> crutchy, you didn't know that?
[23:05:54] <crutchy> had no idea :p
[23:09:31] <crutchy> either that or i brainfarted it
[23:40:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Prosecutors Want iPhone Unlocked Even After Guilty Plea - http://sylnt.us - Apple-standing-up-for-freedom