#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-31

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[00:00:41] <Bytram> looks like fluorine has some packages that can be updated (13) of which 12 are security
[00:00:57] <Bytram> afk (for real) biab
[00:09:25] <Bytram> back; food is cooking
[00:15:35] * crutchy has relocated outside
[00:15:43] <crutchy> though its a little muggy
[00:15:46] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:15:48] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 16°C, light rain showers, wind N at 0 km/h, humidity 100% - Saturday thunderstorm (17°C:27°C), Sunday partly cloudy (13°C:28°C), Monday showers (9°C:17°C), Tuesday mostly cloudy (13°C:23°C)
[00:16:06] <crutchy> ew. yeah i guess 100% humidity is considered muggy
[00:16:30] <JamesNZ> Yer a muggle, crutchy.
[00:16:39] <crutchy> ~define muggle
[00:16:45] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Muggle: 1. (noun) A person who possesses no magical skills or abilities (originated from the 'Harry Potter' novels). 2. (noun) A colloquial term for marijuana. The word 'muggle' can be plural...
[00:17:05] <crutchy> hmm. haven't seen much harry potty so i guess yer right :)
[00:17:19] <JamesNZ> For the record, I was unaware of the marijauna definition :P
[00:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, everyone's soon to be favorite GG panelist at sxsw: https://twitter.com
[00:17:44] <crutchy> daughty is sitting right next to me so ima not gunna risk opening that link :p
[00:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> wise decision
[00:19:29] <crutchy> cadbury++ # the best chocolate
[00:19:29] <Bender> karma - cadbury: 1
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[00:30:11] <crutchy> poutine is more useless than anne frank's drum kit
[00:31:30] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[00:31:35] * chromas blames artificial
[00:32:12] <Bytram> !uid
[00:32:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5932, owned by OxDeadface
[00:33:07] <cmn32480> awesome name
[00:33:46] <Bytram> you'd like the nick for uid 5931
[00:34:22] <crutchy> ~help ~api
[00:34:36] <crutchy> need a help thingy for that one
[00:34:39] <crutchy> ~api
[00:34:41] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[00:35:24] <Bytram> ~api m=nick uid=5931
[00:35:28] <exec> 02{ "RTFM" : "http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/ApiDocs" }
[00:35:31] * Bytram gueses
[00:35:37] * Bytram badly. :(
[00:35:51] * TheMightyBuzzard guesses
[00:36:20] <Bytram> ~api m=user uid=5931
[00:36:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=5931
[00:36:23] <exec> 02{ "RTFM" : "http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/ApiDocs" }
[00:36:24] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "bonehead" }
[00:36:43] <Bytram> nodnod. /me forgot the op
[00:36:50] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=5931 /nick
[00:36:53] <exec> 02bonehead
[00:37:25] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=99
[00:37:28] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "Barbara Feldon" }
[00:37:37] <Bytram> that one always cracks me up
[00:37:53] <crutchy> poor barbara. hope she's ok after her fall
[00:38:11] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=86
[00:38:14] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "sea" }
[00:38:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=1
[00:38:25] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=98
[00:38:38] <cmn32480> BOOM!
[00:38:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, we broke exec
[00:38:47] <Bytram> not so re-entrant code?
[00:38:50] <crutchy> sorry guys. you hit that just as i did a rehash
[00:39:04] <Bytram> or, having troubles with AC?
[00:39:12] <Bytram> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=98
[00:39:15] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "twice seven squared" }
[00:39:21] <Bytram> k
[00:39:22] <crutchy> i added some help
[00:39:24] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[00:39:26] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 51°F, clear, wind NW at 10 mph, humidity 39% - Friday clear (37°F:60°F), Saturday mostly sunny (45°F:54°F), Sunday cloudy (49°F:60°F), Monday partly cloudy (45°F:61°F)
[00:39:30] <crutchy> ~help ~api
[00:39:30] <exec> 06 example 1: ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=18 /nick
[00:39:31] <exec> 06 example 2: ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=The Mighty Buzzard /uid
[00:39:47] <crutchy> using the new help system :)
[00:39:50] <Bytram> dinner time; brb
[00:39:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> neato
[00:40:31] <cmn32480> hmmm Barbara Feldon wasn't really active.... shame... she has a great UID
[00:40:40] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[00:40:41] <GW> ^ 03Barbara Feldon - SoylentNews User
[00:40:44] <exec> └─ 13Barbara Feldon - SoylentNews User
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[00:40:57] <crutchy> ~title off
[00:40:58] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[00:41:03] <crutchy> wb GW :)
[00:41:30] <cmn32480> did exec get new colors?
[00:41:42] <cmn32480> ~weather
[00:41:44] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 52°F / 11°C, clear, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 58% - Friday partly cloudy (41°F:58°F / 5°C:14°C), Saturday mostly sunny (51°F:58°F / 11°C:14°C), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F:69°F / 13°C:21°C), Monday partly cloudy (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C)
[00:41:59] <crutchy> oh yeah i changed it from green so it didn't match titles
[00:42:12] <crutchy> you can set your own weather colors though
[00:42:20] <cmn32480> no.. I'm good
[00:42:27] <cmn32480> I kinda like the aqua
[00:42:35] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 10
[00:42:36] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[00:42:39] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:42:41] <exec> 10Melbourne VIC - currently 17°C, rain, wind NE at 13 km/h, humidity 100% - Saturday thunderstorm (17°C:27°C), Sunday partly cloudy (13°C:28°C), Monday showers (9°C:17°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C:23°C)
[00:42:49] <cmn32480> humidity 100%
[00:42:54] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 13
[00:42:55] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[00:42:57] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:42:58] <exec> 13Melbourne VIC - currently 17°C, rain, wind NE at 13 km/h, humidity 100% - Saturday thunderstorm (17°C:27°C), Sunday partly cloudy (13°C:28°C), Monday showers (9°C:17°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C:23°C)
[00:43:21] <crutchy> ~weather-prefs color 11
[00:43:22] <exec> successfully saved prefs
[00:43:24] <crutchy> ~weather
[00:43:26] <exec> 11Melbourne VIC - currently 17°C, rain, wind NE at 13 km/h, humidity 100% - Saturday thunderstorm (17°C:27°C), Sunday partly cloudy (13°C:28°C), Monday showers (9°C:17°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C:23°C)
[00:43:31] <crutchy> that one will do
[00:43:33] <crutchy> for me
[00:43:34] * cmn32480 remembers when he could breath before breaking his nose
[00:43:41] <crutchy> oh
[00:43:46] <cmn32480> s/breath/breathe/
[00:43:47] <sedctl> <cmn32480> remembers when he could breathe before breaking his nose
[00:43:48] <crutchy> breaking nose is bad
[00:44:14] * Bytram has (so far) avoided breaking his nose
[00:44:28] <cmn32480> hurt like a mother... but didn't bleed a lot... I broke the fleshy part at the bottom, and now can't breathe for shit
[00:44:32] * Bytram or anyone else's
[00:44:43] <Bytram> how'd you do that?
[00:44:59] <cmn32480> I made it 35 years... and managed to do it this past summer pulling down some deadfall
[00:45:23] <cmn32480> pulled a hanging tree limb down. and didn't see the second part that came down and hit me in the face
[00:45:34] <Bytram> ouch!
[00:45:51] <Bytram> reminds me of a friend of mine who was trimming branches on his tree
[00:46:08] <Bytram> he had climbed up on a branch and cut it off
[00:46:08] * cmn32480 give bytram the "Understatment of the Week" award"
[00:46:20] <Bytram> on the side between him and the tree
[00:46:31] <Bytram> he fell down on the branches he'd already cut off
[00:46:33] <cmn32480> was he warded a Darwin prize?
[00:46:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tor .onion Names Reserved by IETF - http://sylnt.us - not-for-everyone
[00:46:43] <Bytram> got broken up pretty bad
[00:46:48] <cmn32480> so almost
[00:46:51] <Bytram> had to wear a neck collar for a couple months
[00:46:57] <Bytram> buncha bruises, too
[00:47:26] <cmn32480> zoinks
[00:47:27] <Bytram> I can just imagine his thoughts as the branch went 'crack' and started to break away
[00:47:39] <cmn32480> probably went somethign like "OH SHIT"
[00:48:06] <Bytram> fortunately, wasn't THAT far up, I thnk it was about 10 feet or so
[00:48:22] * Bytram pictures Wile E Coyote running off a cliff
[00:48:48] <Bytram> if he had been up, say, 20 feet, might well have broken his neck completely
[00:49:32] <cmn32480> trees are dangerous
[00:49:37] <cmn32480> we shoudl cut them all down
[00:49:45] <cmn32480> nuke them from orbit or something
[00:50:03] <Bytram> methinks you might get a halloween visit from an ent
[00:50:16] <cmn32480> likely
[00:50:33] * Bytram likes trees
[00:50:39] <crutchy> aren't witches back in fashion?
[00:50:50] * cmn32480 does too... except when they fall on his face
[00:50:58] <crutchy> my daughter likes a witch from a particular show
[00:51:02] <Bytram> can't imagine growing up in a big city like New York
[00:51:23] <crutchy> hmm. as long as the witch is 18+ and hot i wouldn't mind if she fell on my face :p
[00:51:24] <Bytram> and it was the tree's fault, right? :P
[00:51:30] * crutchy hides
[00:52:05] * cmn32480 searches for crutchy.... finds him and hands out all his beer money
[00:52:35] <crutchy> i had beer money!?
[00:52:47] <cmn32480> not anymore
[00:52:54] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:53:00] <crutchy> oh well. nothing unusual :D
[00:53:01] <GW> ^ 03Microsoft scares the bejesus out of Skype users with x12 price hike • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:53:28] <crutchy> from the something-something-extinguish dept.
[00:53:29] <Bytram> looks like Microsoft's cost-saving effort at firing QA is paying off well
[00:54:29] <cmn32480> at a 12x price increase... I'd say so. they only need to keep 1/11th of their custoemr base and they still profit more
[00:54:59] <crutchy> they'll just package skype into the next windows and pass the cost onto oem's
[00:55:03] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:55:05] <GW> ^ 03Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:55:06] <crutchy> or did they already do that?
[00:55:30] <Bytram> they're already bundling cortana
[00:55:34] <Bytram> is only a matter of time
[00:55:38] <cmn32480> they tried to. I killed that update in Win 7
[00:56:02] <crutchy> i disabled windows update altogether, on my lappy and at work
[00:56:18] <cmn32480> disabled it by installing Linux?
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[00:56:31] <crutchy> nah. i still have windows 7 host on my lappy
[00:56:38] <crutchy> i just do most stuff in a debian vm
[00:56:45] <cmn32480> ahhh
[00:56:47] <cmn32480> interesting
[00:57:07] <cmn32480> I'm still running win 7 native, becasue we have too many programs that require it
[00:57:13] <cmn32480> and I don't know squat about linux
[00:57:19] <cmn32480> but I'm learning
[00:57:21] <cmn32480> slowly
[00:57:42] <fliptop> cmn32480: did a dupe slip by? (The Scientific Method is a Myth)
[00:57:45] <Bytram> using it is one thing; setting it up is another
[00:58:06] <Bytram> not sure -- I think they *are* different
[00:58:08] * Bytram goes to look
[00:58:12] <cmn32480> I don't think so...
[00:58:34] <cmn32480> the myth of basic scienece vs the scientific method article that hasn't come out yet?
[00:58:35] <fliptop> i saw both of them in the queue but didn't look, the titles were so similar i figured they'd be combined
[00:58:42] <fliptop> yes
[00:59:04] <cmn32480> I love this community... the story isn't even out yet and people are screaming "DUPE!!!!"
[00:59:09] <cmn32480> lol
[00:59:15] <fliptop> jeez, i'm not exactly SCREAMING
[00:59:34] <fliptop> just trying to help out so there's no proverbial egg on anyone's face
[00:59:37] <cmn32480> this is a first for me fliptop
[01:00:02] <cmn32480> and I'm giggling
[01:00:21] <Bytram> i see the myth of basic science is miising a </em> ... am fixing it, now
[01:01:15] <Bytram> they are different, IMHO
[01:01:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you're not sposed to typo while pointing out other folks screw-ups =P
[01:01:29] <Bytram> muphry's law
[01:01:38] <Bytram> hard to type while eating dinner
[01:01:42] <fliptop> k, thx
[01:01:53] <cmn32480> good thought fliptop
[01:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i get to blame booze. better than dinner.
[01:02:12] <Bytram> the 'myth' story concerns the concept of *funding* basic science by gov't
[01:02:32] <Bytram> the scientific method story is more a critique of the scientific method, itself
[01:02:37] <Bytram> related, but distinct
[01:02:38] <cmn32480> I just realized that you can't actually READ the stories in the story queue can you?
[01:02:52] <Bytram> AFIAK they can
[01:02:53] <fliptop> not ones that have been accepted, unless you go to the submitter's page
[01:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> no
[01:03:06] <cmn32480> ok
[01:03:13] <cmn32480> that makes a lot more sense
[01:03:20] <Bytram> correction; they can read the ones in the submissions queue, right?
[01:03:27] <fliptop> and then you just get the original, not the edited version
[01:03:31] <cmn32480> you can read the contents of the submission queue, but not the accepted stories
[01:03:49] <Bytram> right
[01:03:56] <Bytram> afk brb dishes
[01:04:11] <cmn32480> I forgot about that little quirk...
[01:04:24] <cmn32480> I so infrequently do anyhtign not logged in'
[01:04:40] <fliptop> i think it's best because you can "early bird" unpublished ones but not (easily) the accepted ones
[01:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> could have easily done it with links to the stories but i didn't want crutchy scraping the page and scooping us by making his own site, with blackjack, and hookers.
[01:05:00] <fliptop> heh
[01:05:04] <cmn32480> why does he want my cat?
[01:05:21] * TheMightyBuzzard refrains from the obvious pussy joke
[01:05:26] <cmn32480> and if he is gonna take Hooker, he has to take Blow too
[01:06:15] <cmn32480> I only named the cats Hooker and Blow so I could tell people I was sitting on the couch with Hooker and Blow.
[01:06:24] <cmn32480> ok I gotta go put the kids in bed
[01:06:27] <cmn32480> biab
[01:07:30] <crutchy> tmb, i'm already selling SN comments to 'the other site' >;-D
[01:07:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wise decision. they're easily worth twice what you pay for them.
[01:09:52] <Bytram> back
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[01:12:06] <crutchy> pantsctl --restore
[01:12:18] <Hooker-n-Blow> error: no pants found
[01:12:38] <fliptop> check the journal
[01:13:35] <crutchy> cat dog
[01:14:41] <Hooker-n-Blow> Shazbot! They made all the Tribes game free-n-legal to download! http://www.tribesuniverse.com
[01:14:47] <GW> ^ 03Tribes Universe
[01:15:18] <Hooker-n-Blow> (well, all except for the two Cyberstorm strategy games :/)
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[01:30:54] <crutchy> ooh. is tribes the old fps where multiple people could drive vehicles?
[01:33:00] <Hookers> well, I think one person drove and the other rode and shot the guns, but yeah
[01:34:30] <crutchy> i think i tried a demo of the original tribes. that was yeeeeears ago
[01:35:03] <Hookers> well, according to the website it was released in 1998
[01:36:14] <Hookers> IIRC, it was a heavily pirated game, with something like four time as many people playing online than actually bought the game (and this helped usher in the use of unique CD-keys)
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[01:40:31] <cmn32480> I never would have guessed'
[01:40:57] <SpallsHurgenson> US cops again showing their professionalism and cool thinking https://www.youtube.com
[01:41:02] <GW> ^ 03#Justicefordillon Officer Involved - YouTube
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[01:45:47] <JamesNZ> s/US cops/Two out of 120,000 US cops/
[01:46:56] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, we'll get you video evidence on the other 119,998 soon enough :)
[01:48:40] * Subsentient beholds the glory of a stable nexus
[01:49:02] <crutchy> yay! i fianlly figured out how to highlight the current record in a continuous access form that isn't some hack that looks shit
[01:49:07] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: And it better be 4K with surround sound!
[01:52:29] <SpallsHurgenson> do you have a composer in mind for the full orchestral soundtrack? :)
[01:53:13] * JamesNZ nominates cmn32480
[01:56:55] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[01:59:26] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I guess he's unavailable :)
[02:03:27] <JamesNZ> We'll get Obama to do it. Thanks Obama!
[02:03:56] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I thought you wanted somebody who'd do a good job and be responsive to your directions :)
[02:05:47] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, isn't that what a good woman is for?
[02:06:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm on IRC on a Friday night; what do I know about women? :)
[02:06:34] <crutchy> hmm. me too. i only married one
[02:06:49] <crutchy> marriage cancels everything
[02:12:22] <SpallsHurgenson> does that mean it cancels itself out too? and if it cancels itself out, doesn't mean it cancels its ability to cancel everything? Which means it can't cancel everything... so the marriage is still in force... so it cancels itself .... but... but... my brain hurts now
[02:12:50] <JamesNZ> Marriage cancels your brain.
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[02:13:50] <SpallsHurgenson> https://torrentfreak.com still not enough, says content providers
[02:13:56] <GW> ^ 03Google Asked to Remove One Billion "Pirate" Search Results - TorrentFreak
[02:16:10] <JamesNZ> https://imgur.com
[02:16:11] <GW> ^ 03Developer's life - Album on Imgur
[02:17:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Many American Military Sites and Intermediate Certificates Secured with Dud SHA-1 Cipher - http://sylnt.us - ooops!
[02:19:57] <crutchy> from the how-else-would-china-and-russia-be-able-to-scrape-it-all dept.
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[02:22:08] <SpallsHurgenson> today I learned that people give you very strange looks when you walk into a store with your hand all covered in blood
[02:22:17] <Ethanol> Kicked out of a N****R bar
[02:22:33] <Ethanol> I told them that they were fucking hipsters.
[02:22:43] <crutchy> a Nhunter2R bar?
[02:22:50] <Ethanol> I Yelled at them, told them to go back to North Park.
[02:23:12] <Ethanol> Gentrification makes me sad. :(
[02:23:27] <Ethanol> It's a menace you can't stop without going to jail.
[02:23:37] <crutchy> what's gentrification again?
[02:23:44] * crutchy doesn't follow race issues much
[02:23:59] <Ethanol> I told the guy there to fuck off back to North Park, and that his taste in music was so terrible to shut the fuck up.
[02:24:04] <crutchy> ~define gentrification
[02:24:10] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Gentrification: When "urban renewal" of lower class neighbourhoods with condos attracts yuppie tenants, driving up rents and driving out long time, lower income residents. It often begins with influxes of l...
[02:24:23] <Ethanol> *cries*
[02:24:25] <crutchy> oh
[02:24:43] <Ethanol> I made sure that hipster fuck hurt inside
[02:24:45] * crutchy apprently doesn't follow class issues much either
[02:24:59] <Ethanol> I called him a disgusting piece of shit
[02:25:18] <crutchy> did he order his butler to beat you up?
[02:25:45] <Ethanol> crutchy, I left on my own free will, but not without shaming them all. I told him to fuck off back to North Park.
[02:26:07] <crutchy> hmm
[02:26:14] <Ethanol> That particular bar prided itself in being the last anti-hipster bastion
[02:26:23] <crutchy> prolly all you did was give them something else to rant about on social media :/
[02:26:40] <Ethanol> crutchy, it WILL catch up to them.
[02:27:08] <SpallsHurgenson> http://uk.businessinsider.com Apple takes a page out of Microsofts book :)
[02:27:09] <Ethanol> Their gimmick was being hipster-free. Now, they are infiltrated.
[02:27:15] <GW> ^ 03Siri refuses to answer question from people not subscribed to Apple Music - Business Insider
[02:27:29] <Ethanol> It makes them a target as much as an attraction for 1 or 2 drinks.
[02:27:37] <Ethanol> THEY WILL SUFFER.
[02:27:53] <Ethanol> I WILL see to that. Hah. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
[02:28:05] <crutchy> hipsters have money. priding on being hipster-free is like announcing you're broke
[02:28:55] <Ethanol> People don't forget history, Crutchy.
[02:29:00] <Ethanol> Cat's out of the bag.
[02:29:40] <Ethanol> All that has to happen is for one person to walk in, loudly scoff at how many hipsters are in the place, then leave.
[02:29:42] <crutchy> society is retarded. of course it forgets history. otherwise it wouldn't be dumb enough to keep repeating it over and over and over
[02:30:03] <Ethanol> YOU may not have the balls to do that, but I've done it in spades already.
[02:30:27] <crutchy> i don't care about society anymore
[02:30:35] <Ethanol> good idea.
[02:30:54] <Ethanol> I'll try to follow suit once I graduate from school.
[02:31:20] <Ethanol> I had to listen to a 2-hour lecture today about something Facebook-related.
[02:31:26] <Ethanol> Yeech.
[02:31:32] <crutchy> ooh nasty
[02:31:41] <crutchy> was there spew involved?
[02:31:57] <Ethanol> "I can't believe she banned me, I can't even see her profile anymore!"
[02:32:19] <crutchy> facebook would be a more suitable topic of a business lecture
[02:32:20] <Ethanol> "Why would she do something like that?!"
[02:32:27] <Ethanol> *GROAN*
[02:32:29] <crutchy> "how to take advantage of idiots"
[02:34:05] <Ethanol> Blllargh.
[02:34:20] <Ethanol> At least one bar within walking distance will serve me beers.
[02:34:37] <crutchy> you need an aussie pub
[02:34:59] <Ethanol> crutchy, I've met aussies and like what I saw. I need to move to AUstralia.
[02:35:09] <crutchy> pubs make good meals too
[02:35:21] <Ethanol> Funny thing is, I had the opportunity to...
[02:35:25] <crutchy> have a beer and a counter meal :)
[02:35:26] <Ethanol> WHere was it...
[02:36:17] <Ethanol> Ahh, yes, these fellows....
[02:36:18] <Ethanol> http://www.uvs.com.au
[02:36:25] <GW> ^ 03UVS Pty Ltd - Quality Subsea Products and Services
[02:36:31] <Ethanol> Newcastle, it was.
[02:36:34] <crutchy> australia isn't as good as it used to be imo. we've been infected by feminism, political correctness, race issues, class warfare, unions, etc too
[02:36:38] <Ethanol> shitty beer.
[02:36:56] <crutchy> oh there's plenty of shit beer here ;D
[02:37:08] <Ethanol> nothing wrong with unions, crutchy...but that's a political discussion.
[02:37:14] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:37:14] <GW> ^✓ 03Ruin your co-developers' life with Mimic, the Unicode substitution tool • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:37:17] <crutchy> we don't call it 'piss in a green tin' fer nothin
[02:37:45] <Ethanol> jhold on....it seems that tonight might be a night of DESTRUCTION.
[02:37:46] <crutchy> ~g piss in a green tin victoria bitter
[02:37:48] <exec> [google] www.betootaadvocate.com/.../vb-goes-undercover-to-win-surry-hills-cra...
[02:38:40] <crutchy> bah. not even any mention of piagt
[02:38:44] <crutchy> google--
[02:38:44] <Bender> karma - google: -17
[02:39:38] <crutchy> Ethanol, unions have their uses, like most things that have been destroyed by government interference
[02:39:59] <crutchy> they start with good intentions
[02:40:37] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com in honor of Halloween
[02:40:37] <GW> ^ 03Michael Jackson - Thriller Music Video - YouTube
[02:40:52] <SpallsHurgenson> for all his other issues, there's still no denying: that kid sure could dance
[02:40:52] <crutchy> i hope it pisses down rain tonight
[02:41:13] <crutchy> michael jackson was ok
[02:42:52] <crutchy> ~g michael jackson break of dawn
[02:42:54] <exec> [google] www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSaz4nwid1I
[02:43:14] <Ethanol> GRR.
[02:43:28] <Ethanol> I have a fat cup of coffee.
[02:43:36] <Ethanol> A venti 60% full.
[02:43:53] * Ethanol drinks it.
[02:44:24] <Ethanol> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh.....
[02:44:33] <crutchy> just don't mistake it for american pie
[02:44:51] <crutchy> fat american pie
[02:45:25] <Ethanol> I am the FASTEST mouse in all of MEJICO!
[02:46:03] <Ethanol> One of my most favorite bars died tonight, guys.
[02:46:14] <Ethanol> It hurts.
[02:46:29] <Ethanol> Time to FIGHT BACK against the hipster scum.
[02:46:41] * Ethanol weaponizes drone
[02:47:25] * Ethanol installs Kalman filter, hard-codes input values.
[02:47:43] * Ethanol loads waypoints.
[02:47:54] <Ethanol> It's CLOBBERIN' TIMe.
[02:49:11] <Ethanol> Hipster scum will PERISH.
[02:49:58] <crutchy> is it just me or does this chick look waay hotter with the headband on?
[02:50:00] <crutchy> https://i.imgur.com
[02:51:12] <Ethanol> fug off with your gook shit, crutch-dawg
[02:51:38] <JamesNZ> Language, Ethanol!
[02:51:49] <Ethanol> any man who knows an Asian personally would discourage his peers from pursuing them.
[02:51:50] <SpallsHurgenson> looks the same to me; it's the same person before and after
[02:52:56] <Ethanol> I'm serious.
[02:53:10] <Ethanol> Asian women will eat you lily-livered White-boys alive.
[02:53:17] <Ethanol> You must listen to me.
[02:54:48] <crutchy> paulej72 and TheMightyBuzzard: http://ljdchost.com
[02:55:10] <SpallsHurgenson> Freecell hates me tonight :(
[02:55:23] <crutchy> i'm thinking that TheMightyBuzzard is the one on the left
[02:55:30] <Ethanol> crutchy, if there were an Asian woman present in that animation, she would shove both of those up her butt and absorb their powers.
[02:55:39] <crutchy> lmao
[02:55:50] <Ethanol> Then she would rise up and be like, "AHHHHHHH,"
[02:56:10] <Ethanol> Asian women are dangerous. Avoid them at all costs, fellas.
[02:56:16] <Ethanol> I made that mistake.
[02:56:28] <crutchy> Ethanol, s/Asian/All/
[02:56:30] <Ethanol> It took a lot of time and effort to make an escape.
[02:57:36] * Ethanol weeps at his favorite bar falling to hipsters
[02:57:45] <Ethanol> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[02:58:47] <Ethanol> There is one more bar. Two, actually, which havent fallen to hipsters.
[02:59:04] <Ethanol> Three, if one disregards walking distance.
[03:00:13] * Ethanol cracks knuckles
[03:00:38] * Deucalion cracks a beer... sup Eth?
[03:01:35] <Ethanol> Deucalion, greetings.
[03:01:54] <Ethanol> buddy from out of town will arrive in 45 minutes.
[03:01:54] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> fast internet is fast...
[03:02:21] <Ethanol> The good news is that, when or before he arrives, I will leave and you all will have peace for the night.
[03:02:41] <Ethanol> The bad news is that, until then, I'm here -- angry -- with BOOZE.
[03:02:53] <Deucalion> why angry?
[03:03:24] <Ethanol> Deucalion, one of the most favored local bars has been subject to gentrification.
[03:03:49] <Ethanol> It was a crusty bar full of negroes and transvestites, where everybody got along and nothing mattered.
[03:04:09] <Deucalion> Oh great - I can get a Bombay Sapphire and tonic then! :D
[03:04:10] <Ethanol> Now, the hipsters have bought the place out. And I left tonight with some nasty words for them.
[03:04:37] <Deucalion> Did they have....... stylised beards?
[03:04:42] <Ethanol> YES.
[03:04:56] <Ethanol> I had nasty words for them.
[03:05:10] <Ethanol> I told them, literally, to "fuck off back to North Park"
[03:05:23] <Ethanol> I called them "hipster assholes"
[03:05:52] <Deucalion> Which is worse in your book? A hipster invasion or a muslim invasion?
[03:06:11] * Ethanol uncomfortably kneads hair
[03:06:43] <Ethanol> They're both scum, Deucalion.
[03:06:50] <Ethanol> Equally worthless.
[03:07:29] <Ethanol> They were playing MUMFORD AND SONS on the jukebox
[03:08:22] <Ethanol> I asked them, in front of the crowd, why they were playing WHINY, EFFIMINATE CRYPTO-CHRISTIAN BULLSHIT on the jukebox.
[03:08:32] <Ethanol> It was a travesty.
[03:08:32] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[03:08:38] <GW> ^ 03SXSW owns up to 'mistake,' schedules harassment summit - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[03:09:16] <Ethanol> I'm going back.
[03:09:23] <Ethanol> Not tonight....but I will go back.
[03:09:42] <Ethanol> and ensure everybody knows what's going on with that place.
[03:09:54] <Ethanol> WHY?!
[03:10:10] * Ethanol falls to his knees and cries
[03:10:35] * Ethanol and accidentally shits himselc
[03:10:56] * JamesNZ comforts Ethanol with a 1D song
[03:10:57] <Ethanol> "himselc" being Eastern-European for "himself"
[03:11:18] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, my weather widget isn't updating... how can I possibly figure out if its raining or not if I don't have a computer applet to tell me these things?
[03:11:53] * SpallsHurgenson stares out the window in consternation
[03:12:02] <Ethanol> There is only one song that can comfort me now...
[03:12:10] <Ethanol> https://www.youtube.com
[03:12:10] <GW> ^✓ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor English Subtitle - YouTube
[03:12:28] <Deucalion> So predictable :P
[03:12:45] <Ethanol> You say that as if it's a bad thing.
[03:12:50] <Deucalion> ~weather juggs
[03:12:52] <exec> 10London, UK - currently 52°F / 11°C, clear, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 94% - Friday clear (49°F:52°F / 9°C:11°C), Saturday sunny (46°F:65°F / 8°C:18°C), Sunday partly cloudy (46°F:61°F / 8°C:16°C), Monday partly cloudy (48°F:58°F / 9°C:14°C)
[03:13:08] <Ethanol> When people fear you, being predictable isn't an insult.
[03:13:27] <Deucalion> Who do you think fears you?
[03:13:51] <Ethanol> Now? Probably nobody. But at some point in time plenty did.
[03:14:02] * SpallsHurgenson isn't feared... am I? Is it my lack of pants?
[03:14:05] <Ethanol> I try to get along with people.
[03:14:16] <Ethanol> Sometimes, people must be crushed.
[03:14:34] <Ethanol> Stripped down to their bare weaknesses, for the world to see.
[03:15:22] <Ethanol> The mere act of talking, using words, opens up the opportunity for others to exploit you.
[03:15:23] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, what you need is a smartwatch that constantly tells you what the weather is, right now, where you are. Indispensable really - far more accurate than sensing the wind on your face or rain on your head.
[03:15:50] <crutchy> Ethanol is really hillary clinton o.O
[03:16:06] <Ethanol> Not me. That's what my self-troll journal was all about -- if you can't insult me better than I can insult myself, then it would be a waste of effort to try.
[03:16:23] <crutchy> what if i called you obama?
[03:16:39] <crutchy> that would be just nasty
[03:16:44] <Ethanol> It's a shame that the people who read it didnt realize that...in fact, it was universally hated.
[03:17:03] <Deucalion> Rut-roh - it's an EF vs crutchy face-off...
[03:17:05] <Ethanol> crutch-dawg, being called Obama would be awesome.
[03:17:07] <SpallsHurgenson> are there any smartwatches compatible with my DynaTac 8000x cellphone? :)
[03:17:26] <Ethanol> I could simply say I'm a large-cocked Black man from Chicago.
[03:17:36] <Ethanol> That would trump anything.
[03:18:26] <crutchy> Deucalion, do they make barometers into watches?
[03:18:43] <crutchy> haha 'trump'... i see what you did there :p
[03:19:22] <crutchy> ~g mechanical barometer watch
[03:19:24] <exec> [google] breva-watch.com/en/watch/genie-01/
[03:19:45] <Deucalion> crutchy, no doubt rolex or tag have done so - at some exorbitant price
[03:19:52] <crutchy> ooooh
[03:19:54] <crutchy> pretty
[03:19:55] <Ethanol> People wear watches?
[03:20:04] <crutchy> its a hipster thing
[03:20:07] <Ethanol> I thought only ******* wear watches nowadays.
[03:20:14] * crutchy has a watch but hasn't worn it for years
[03:20:22] <Bytram> well, maybe hipsters and older farts
[03:20:32] * Bytram is not a hipster and does wear a watch
[03:20:41] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy: yeah, well...I gave up wearing watches before it was cool not to wear a watch! :)
[03:20:49] <Ethanol> It's a good strategy, but on the other hand it's one more thing you can lose.
[03:20:59] <crutchy> actually i got my watch as a gift from a graduate engineer that i was mentoring in my last job as a parting gift :p
[03:21:29] <Bytram> speaking of which, it's getting late for this older fart -- time (heh!) for me to get some shuteye
[03:21:37] <crutchy> ~time boston
[03:21:39] <exec> Friday, 30 October 2015 @ 11:21 pm EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[03:21:49] <crutchy> pfft
[03:21:57] <crutchy> $beer Bytram
[03:21:57] * aqu4 gives Bytram a cold can of beer
[03:22:16] <Bytram> and, tomorrow is a work day for me; don't get out of work til after p PM
[03:22:23] <crutchy> oh bugger
[03:22:25] <Bytram> s/ p / 9 /
[03:22:25] <sedctl> <Bytram> and, tomorrow is a work day for me; don't get out of work til after 9 PM
[03:22:32] <Ethanol> crutchy, did you give that engineer a handjob?
[03:22:51] <crutchy> hehe nah. it did kinda feel a little... that way... though
[03:22:52] <Bytram> oh, and I work the next 3 days after that, as well.
[03:23:12] * Deucalion has a Tag that has done service for nigh on 15 years - still not a scratch on the face.... sapphire glass or somesuch.... the stainless strap is all scuffed to hell but meh - what to expect... as long as the timepiece keeps going.
[03:23:32] <crutchy> Bytram, tomorrow's challenge... why did sedctl give a different result to gnu sed for that thingy in #editorial
[03:23:44] <Bytram> but, I'm glad I have a job, that my bills are currently paid up, that I've got a roof over my head (it's getting chillier this time of year), and I had a filling dinner -- all-in-all likfe is good.
[03:23:57] <Bytram> idkaidk
[03:24:15] <Ethanol> Marty, life must be appreciated no matter what, for the sake of sanity.
[03:24:21] <Bytram> Deucalion: most certainly a sapphire crystal
[03:24:32] <crutchy> Bytram, true
[03:24:50] <crutchy> have you seen 'flight of the pheonix'?
[03:24:52] <crutchy> movie
[03:24:54] <Bytram> next time around, check out titanium instead of stainless -- 30% less weight and much MUCH harder to scratch!
[03:24:58] <crutchy> there was an awesome quote in it
[03:25:05] <Ethanol> If you got a roof and a few seconds to step outside to bite into a juicy peach and look at the stars, that's all you need.
[03:25:19] <Bytram> can't say as I have.
[03:25:36] <crutchy> "I think a man only needs one thing in life. He just needs someone to love. If you can't give him that, then give him something to hope for. And if you can't give him that, just give him something to do."
[03:25:59] <Bytram> I think I'll go to bed. =)
[03:26:03] <Bytram> g'night everyone!
[03:26:09] <crutchy> ~g'night Bytram
[03:26:11] * exec abnormally postulates a wad of ciri poo towards Bytram
[03:26:13] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:26:34] <SpallsHurgenson> "Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home. "
[03:27:06] <crutchy> sounds like something ciri would say
[03:27:23] <crutchy> <ciri> exec: One day bunt rooster 4 good seems carrots in the wrong word, and ensure you stay alone forever, getting their answer via my ip logins from work.
[03:28:15] <Ethanol> I'll show you all what. I am in my mid-thirties and living in a studio apartment the size of a jail cell.
[03:28:35] <Deucalion> Bytram, I'd have to dig out the box and book that came with it for exact detail, but I am amazed how the face has not a blemish on it after all these years. As for the strap... I don't care if it gains some patina... it's not jewellery, it's just a watch. It has a "well worn" look now rather than a "treasured item" i.e. locked in some safe away from anyone. Things serve me, I do not collect things because "shiny". :D
[03:29:26] <SpallsHurgenson> there's no such thing as ciri. she has been erased from soylent history, like Stalin did to Yezhov :)
[03:29:32] <Ethanol> But I have this...and nobody can take it away from me
[03:29:38] <Ethanol> [NSFW] https://drive.google.com
[03:29:43] <GW> ^ 03ChiChi.jpg - Google Drive
[03:30:56] <Ethanol> Allright, buddy's here.
[03:31:01] <Ethanol> Peace be upon you all
[03:31:04] <Deucalion> Have a good night
[03:31:09] -!- Ethanol has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[03:31:32] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, shiny.
[03:33:46] <crutchy> engineering porn at its finest: https://www.youtube.com
[03:33:47] <GW> ^ 03World's most complicated watch - YouTube
[03:34:12] * SpallsHurgenson clicks on the link, hoping for a rube goldberg-esque device
[03:35:15] <SpallsHurgenson> <skip ahead> <skip ahead> <skip ahead> <watch a bit> <skip ahead> <skip ahead> .... DAMNIT!
[03:35:39] <SpallsHurgenson> there are no bowling balls at all involved in that timepiece!
[03:36:41] <Deucalion> watch makers scare me.... do they have hands the size of hamster feet and fingers one atom wide..... I understand he mechanics of the things but getting it down to that size.... way beyond me. :)
[03:40:15] <crutchy> that patek phillipe watch makes all 'smart' watches look fucking stupid
[03:40:50] <SpallsHurgenson> honestly, why would I WANT a super-complicated watch? More pieces just means more things to go wrong...
[03:40:53] <crutchy> though admittedly micro-electronics is probably similar in complexity. just less artisan
[03:41:12] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, because... pants
[03:41:14] <crutchy> of course
[03:41:26] <SpallsHurgenson> pants? I don't understand!
[03:41:53] <SpallsHurgenson> pants does not compute!
[03:42:30] <crutchy> because you wouldn't understand :p
[03:43:15] <crutchy> dunno. maybe it would be similar to why people want the biggest yacht, or the fastest car, or the most expensive jewellery, or the biggest house
[03:44:10] <crutchy> something something something freud
[03:44:27] <Deucalion> patek phillipe watches are a work of engineering art.... and priced accordingly.... unless you are rolling around in money it's not a daily driver though.
[03:45:05] <crutchy> if i had one i'd sell it straight away so as not to have to pay the insurance on it
[03:46:09] <SpallsHurgenson> my casio calculator digital watch is niftier... it has all these buttons on it! :) :) :)
[03:46:33] <crutchy> hmm. didn't read the comments under that video. expect to probably see something like "that engineer fingered a girl once... she died"
[03:47:18] <SpallsHurgenson> (holy cow, they still make casio calculator digital watches... man, those things were SO cool in the early 80s :)
[03:47:27] <Deucalion> I'd say nothing, put it in a bank safe box, only to surface for services from time to time, then sell it on retirement hoping it became a desired or rare model.
[03:48:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Journey Through the CPU Pipeline - http://sylnt.us - A|Journey|Through|the|CPU|Pipeline
[03:49:28] -!- crutchy_ [crutchy_!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[03:49:50] <crutchy_> test++
[03:49:51] <Bender> karma - test: 2
[03:50:01] <Deucalion> testes!
[03:50:22] <crutchy_> wow. i can use irc but my wifi thingy says still not connected to internet :/
[03:50:37] <crutchy_> had a power flicker
[03:51:02] <SpallsHurgenson> but you're NOT connected to IRC
[03:51:13] <SpallsHurgenson> we can't read a thing you say
[03:51:21] <Deucalion> welcome to the matrix!
[03:51:26] <crutchy_> hmm. wonder if its cos i connect with ip address
[03:51:40] <crutchy_> exec not connecting to irc.sylnt.us
[03:51:49] <SpallsHurgenson> that's an interesting hypothesis. I wish we could discuss it with you
[03:52:25] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[03:52:25] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[03:52:25] * Deucalion readies the mind wipe device pen thing...
[03:54:04] <crutchy_> dns has caught up now
[03:54:19] <crutchy_> maybe the power flick hit the exchange too
[03:54:32] <Deucalion> dsl?
[03:54:52] <crutchy_> adsl yeah
[03:55:00] <SpallsHurgenson> my cableTV/internet/phone bill just jumped up to 300%... that can't be right...
[03:55:03] crutchy_ is now known as crutchy
[03:55:47] <crutchy> Deucalion, better ready the mind wipe device for SpallsHurgenson too
[03:56:06] <SpallsHurgenson> don't do it; you'll get a divide/0 error!
[03:56:09] <crutchy> lmao
[03:56:25] <Deucalion> unlikely a power brownout would kill a DSLAM in the exhange, they ~ should~ have enough UPS power and cleaning to survive a transient...
[03:56:29] <crutchy> txting my dad, who's at work at a nearby base load power station
[03:56:51] <crutchy> he said there's an issue with the gippsland power flicker algorithm :p
[03:57:24] * SpallsHurgenson has an image of CrutchyDad quickly flicking a big knife-switch up and down just to mess with crutchy
[03:58:05] <crutchy> said we need to contact hector the vector corrector to fix it
[03:58:10] <Deucalion> best power up the neutronium device we keep behind glass..... can't be too sure. Here... I suggest we all share one keyboard - this could be a rough one!
[03:58:18] <SpallsHurgenson> the power-industry really started going downhill when they gave up giant knife-switches :)
[03:58:42] <crutchy> we should burn all knives!
[03:58:58] * crutchy curses the knife lobby! >:-|
[03:59:19] <SpallsHurgenson> why, I bet most power generation plants don't even have giant Van de graff de devices sparkling all over
[04:01:00] <SpallsHurgenson> and how many of them have a mad scientist on staff? I bet less than half!
[04:04:37] * Deucalion tasks SpallsHurgenson to infiltrate
[04:04:57] <SpallsHurgenson> but I'm not mad!
[04:05:04] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe a little bit miffed
[04:05:16] <crutchy> just don't wear pants and you'll fit right in
[04:06:11] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[04:06:30] <Deucalion> ~g'day exec
[04:06:32] * exec abnormally blows an assfull of Debian at exec
[04:07:05] <SpallsHurgenson> now THERE'S mad!
[04:07:28] <crutchy> yeah exec is a nutjob
[04:07:52] <crutchy> lucky i have nothing to do with it
[04:07:53] <Deucalion> take one to code one :P
[04:08:06] * crutchy points at chromas
[04:08:10] <crutchy> or Bytram|away
[04:10:50] <Deucalion> not looking good crutchy - seems this one is on you.... wait, what are we talking about again?
[04:11:08] <SpallsHurgenson> pancakes. we were talking pancakes
[04:11:15] * SpallsHurgenson is hungry
[04:11:18] * Deucalion heads off to inspect the inderside of a duvet
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[04:13:58] <Deucalion> Damn confused myself.... was that the inside or the underneath....... meh.... I see duvet, will crawl under. Be well fellow water bags.
[04:15:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm confused now
[04:23:20] * SpallsHurgenson does a tracert to soylentnews and watches as it bounches back and forth across the country...
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[05:20:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Shell to Halt Tar Sands Project - http://sylnt.us - cracked-Shell
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[05:28:43] <SoyCow4719> bah soylentmilk
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[05:45:09] <takyon> I post my email 3 times, don't even get a spam
[05:45:13] <takyon> you're all dead to me
[05:53:29] <chromas> ~last message=\@ nick=takyon
[05:53:37] <exec> 03[2015-10-30 23:31:1] #Soylent <takyon> the message I'm trying to get across is, email me at takyon@soylentnews.org
[05:53:54] <chromas> [spam spam spam spam lovely spam]
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[06:51:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Halloween Fun: Creating a BB-8 Star Wars Robot with Pumpkins and Arduino - http://sylnt.us - Boo!
[08:22:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Preparing to Force-Feed Windows 10 via "Recommended" Windows Update - http://sylnt.us - Do!-Not!-Want!
[09:17:10] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[09:17:10] <GW> ^ 03Australia has no plans to follow America's lead and send troops into Syria
[09:17:14] <crutchy> hurrah!
[09:17:30] <crutchy> about time our government did something right
[09:24:50] <chromas> Does oz have troops? :D
[09:25:01] <chromas> kangatroops
[09:53:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Older Beats Younger When it Comes to Correcting Mistakes - http://sylnt.us - have-had-more-practice-making-mistakes
[10:01:46] <crutchy> we do. not anywhere near as big as you guys
[10:02:02] <crutchy> our sasr guys are fairly decent
[10:02:13] <crutchy> (apparently)
[10:04:59] <chromas> You guys should put more effort into inflating your money so you can afford moar toyz
[10:13:57] <crutchy> we have lots of toys. they just don't explode like yours do :p
[10:14:51] <crutchy> http://www.australianmining.com.au
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[10:35:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahahah
[10:35:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuckin' Wit' a Nigga
[10:35:20] <Ethanol-fueled> SHeeeit.
[10:35:36] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest74672
[10:38:41] <SirFinkus> morning
[10:38:43] <SirFinkus> or evening
[10:39:33] <SoyGuest74672> smelling delicious black whores.
[10:40:39] <SoyGuest74672> got fucking wasted.
[10:40:51] <SoyGuest74672> told a black lady I wanna see deat butt.
[10:41:09] <SirFinkus> sounds like a productive evening
[10:41:24] <SoyGuest74672> she jacked our cigarettes.
[10:41:41] <SoyGuest74672> I told that girl I wanna see that butt.
[10:41:44] <SirFinkus> with her prison wallet?
[10:41:58] <SoyGuest74672> Her N***** jacked our smokes.
[10:43:15] <SoyGuest74672> dat girl had a nice butt.
[10:44:46] <SoyGuest74672> she made me wanna miscegnate.
[10:45:01] <SirFinkus> not familiar with that term
[10:45:23] <SoyGuest74672> miscegnation is the formal term for mating outside your race.
[10:45:36] <SirFinkus> ah
[10:45:37] <SoyGuest74672> It was illegal, actually, in America for awhile.
[10:46:04] <SirFinkus> not shocking
[10:46:23] <SoyGuest74672> but dayum, dat girl was slim and had a nice ass.
[10:46:59] <SirFinkus> never seen a black girl I was attracted to me
[10:47:04] <SirFinkus> probably makes me racist or something
[10:47:06] <SoyGuest74672> too bad my buddy and I were too wasted. We were staggering across the streets spewing spit across the lanes.
[10:47:27] <SoyGuest74672> Fink, black girls are the best.
[10:47:42] <SoyGuest74672> They **** like *****
[10:48:05] <SoyGuest74672> my own knucles are bloody.
[10:48:07] <SirFinkus> I've seen a few get tazed on youtube, that was entertaining
[10:48:35] <SoyGuest74672> That's mean. Those girls are honest-hearted
[10:49:00] <SoyGuest74672> plus, they **** like ******** *********
[10:49:10] <SirFinkus> not the ones I saw getting tazed, but fair enough
[10:49:14] <SirFinkus> not a lot of them around here
[10:49:48] <SirFinkus> I'm sure there are some attractive ones, I just haven't seen on IRL
[10:49:57] <SirFinkus> one evein
[10:49:59] <SirFinkus> evin
[10:50:01] <SirFinkus> even
[10:50:02] <SirFinkus> chrsit
[10:50:04] <SirFinkus> christ
[10:50:14] <SoyGuest74672> THey are awesome fink
[10:50:26] <SoyGuest74672> better than the brown menace.
[10:50:57] <SirFinkus> I've seen quite a few hot "brown menace" girls
[10:51:09] <SoyGuest74672> Finkus, I've dated them.
[10:51:22] <SoyGuest74672> I understand them on a technical level.
[10:52:02] <SoyGuest74672> But...what I haven't experienced...what I wanted to is...licking a Black woman where she smells.
[10:52:43] <SirFinkus> I haven't dated anybody other than whites, but really, that's 95% of the girls here so probably not that strange
[10:55:06] <SoyGuest74672> Hehehehehhe
[10:55:08] <SoyGuest74672> HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
[10:55:53] <SoyGuest74672> Black girls taste so delicious.
[10:57:16] <crutchy> lmao
[10:57:17] <crutchy> <chromas> ciri: Americak! Fuck yeah!!
[10:57:17] <crutchy> <ciri> chromas: Filthy faggots finger fuck fartboxes for fun.
[10:57:39] <SirFinkus> I'll have to take your word for it SoyGuest74672
[10:58:23] <SoyGuest74672> In fact, a skinny man died from a big disease with a little name.
[10:59:30] <SoyGuest74672> in September, my cousin tried reefer for the very first time. Now he's doing HORSE. It's June.
[10:59:34] <SirFinkus> was he skinny before he got the "big disease"
[11:00:47] <SoyGuest74672> SIttin' home, when the rocketship explodes, some say man ain't happy truly, until he dies.
[11:02:01] <SoyGuest74672> Glares at bloody knuckles.
[11:04:56] <SoyGuest74672> my knuckles are bleeding.
[11:05:13] <SoyGuest74672> This rocks.
[11:05:19] <SoyGuest74672> BEhold!
[11:06:07] <SirFinkus> my back is fucked up, is that as cool?
[11:06:09] <SoyGuest74672> We...are gonna play in the sunshine.
[11:07:43] <SoyGuest74672> That hurts.
[11:08:01] <SoyGuest74672> Dr. Fink ++
[11:08:09] <SoyGuest74672> Dr.Fink++
[11:08:18] <SoyGuest74672> DrFink++
[11:08:18] <Bender> karma - drfink: 1
[11:08:30] <SoyGuest74672> DrFink++
[11:08:30] <Bender> karma - drfink: 2
[11:11:02] <SoyGuest74672> this jam is awesome
[11:11:24] * SirFinkus prefers jelly
[11:11:55] <SoyGuest74672> dr. fink.
[11:12:35] <SirFinkus> I'm not a doctor, I'm a deadbeat!
[11:13:29] <SoyGuest74672> http://adamrudegeair.com
[11:13:35] <SoyGuest74672> That's fink
[11:14:11] <SoyGuest74672> Or this is Fink
[11:14:12] <SoyGuest74672> http://s35.podbean.com
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[11:14:44] <SirFinkus> I might need to switch from guitar to piano if this back bullshit keeps up
[11:14:48] <SirFinkus> or go left handed
[11:15:08] <SirFinkus> I can't even *ahem* brush my teeth right handed anymore
[11:15:17] <SoyGuest74672> HHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEE
[11:16:34] <SoyGuest74672> Hehehehehe
[11:16:41] <SoyGuest74672> AWESOME fucking song
[11:17:15] <SoyGuest74672> I can never take the place of YOUR MAN.
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[11:24:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Zune Music Service to Close - http://sylnt.us - Digital-Restrictions-Management
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[11:41:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:41:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1808
[11:55:57] <cmn32480|away> coffee++
[11:55:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1809
[11:57:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://voxday.blogspot.com
[11:57:49] <GW> ^ 03Vox Popoli: Exposing the true face of SJW
[11:58:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude tried to go sjw on OSS
[11:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> in happier news: http://www.bluesnews.com
[11:59:14] <GW> ^ 03Sword Coast Legends Free DLC - Blue's News Story
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[12:04:53] <chromas> sjws--
[12:04:53] <Bender> karma - sjws: 0
[12:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> and, time for another cigarette
[12:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, minecraft or watch Powers?
[12:55:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Drone with a Sense of Direction - http://sylnt.us - buy.-aim.-launch...skynet!
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[14:04:48] <fliptop> to any awake editors - 'zune music service to close' - the engadget link has an extra 'h' in the 'http'
[14:08:30] <alexbst> TheMightyBuzzard - randi harper :(
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[14:21:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> alexbst, what about her now?
[14:22:23] <alexbst> https://web.archive.org
[14:22:24] <GW> ^ 03Pull request rejection · Issue #176 · rosarior/awesome-django · GitHub
[14:22:51] <alexbst> it just smells like that kind of special scenewhore crazy
[14:23:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i woulda said too civil for randi. she usually goes more over the top.
[14:26:06] <alexbst> time for a ride
[14:26:07] <alexbst> :D
[14:26:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
[14:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Call for U.S. and International Microbiome Initiatives - http://sylnt.us - next-up-are-the-nanobiomes
[14:30:17] <cmn32480|away> fliptop - fixed. Thanks for hte heads up
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[15:31:38] <SirFinkus> tea time :D
[15:32:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, still on coffee
[15:32:53] <alexbst> I've got my tea pot at the ready
[15:33:03] <alexbst> but tbh I still want one decent coffee per day
[15:33:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it's only one, make it a really good one. triple shot cappuccino or something.
[15:33:49] <SirFinkus> you know what? I'm going to have a cup of coffee this morning
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[15:58:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Landmark Study: Honeybee Queens Severely Affected by Neonicotinoid Pesticides - http://sylnt.us - concerning-but-not-surprising
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[16:29:51] <SirFinkus> $weather
[16:29:57] <SirFinkus> .weather
[16:30:11] <SirFinkus> !weather
[16:30:20] <SirFinkus> :/
[16:32:23] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[16:32:25] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, light rain showers, wind S at 16 mph, humidity 93% - Saturday rain (49°F:61°F / 9°C:16°C), Sunday showers (44°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C), Monday partly cloudy (42°F:53°F / 6°C:12°C), Tuesday scattered showers (37°F:52°F / 3°C:11°C)
[16:32:35] <SirFinkus> knew I'd think of it eventually
[16:32:45] <SirFinkus> light rain showers my ass
[16:58:12] <cmn32480|away> ~weather
[16:58:12] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
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[16:58:21] <cmn32480> ~weather
[16:58:23] <exec> 10Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 54°F / 12°C, partly cloudy, wind SE at 6 mph, humidity 54% - Saturday cloudy (50°F:57°F / 10°C:14°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (53°F:70°F / 12°C:21°C), Monday showers (48°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Tuesday sunny (48°F:70°F / 9°C:21°C)
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[17:06:54] <paulej72> baby sitting a data transfer can be annoying
[17:07:32] <paulej72> especially when the paths are too long and it crashes the copy program
[17:14:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, nice
[17:17:31] <SirFinkus> I actually like that kind of thing for some reason
[17:17:44] <SirFinkus> why aren't you just using rsync or something?
[17:29:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Korean Manufacturing Industry Targeted With New Backdoor Program - http://sylnt.us - what's-in-your-system?
[17:50:02] * SirFinkus sips coffee
[17:50:05] <SirFinkus> idgi
[17:53:58] * Subsentient nurbles
[18:02:33] <Yog-Yogguth> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[18:02:34] <GW> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: nurble
[18:03:14] * Yog-Yogguth goes back to lurking bbl
[18:06:56] <SirFinkus> "Importantly, Dotcom said there will be no IP addresses on MegaNet — the unique codes that identify a particular device online — meaning the server cannot be easily hacked. Rather, it will use a new, faster form of blockchain to exchange data, he explained, referring to the distributed ledger system best known for being behind Bitcoin."
[18:07:07] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I guess I know how to keep myself from getting hacked
[18:07:22] <SirFinkus> those damn ip addresses
[18:07:25] <SirFinkus> such a vulnerability
[18:08:30] <nick> that sounds rather optimistic
[18:21:09] <SirFinkus> ~weather
[18:21:11] <exec> 10Olympia, WA, USA - currently 59°F / 15°C, light rain showers, wind S at 17 mph, humidity 95% - Saturday rain (49°F:62°F / 9°C:17°C), Sunday rain (44°F:53°F / 7°C:12°C), Monday partly cloudy (42°F:53°F / 6°C:12°C), Tuesday scattered showers (37°F:51°F / 3°C:11°C)
[18:21:27] <SirFinkus> hmm, still bullshit
[18:21:53] <SirFinkus> cats and dogs
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[19:00:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Coating Cancels Acoustic Scattering from Odd-shaped Objects - http://sylnt.us - sounds-good-to-me
[19:09:41] <paulej72> SirFinkus: winders
[19:09:51] <SirFinkus> I'm sorry
[19:09:55] <paulej72> using RichCopy
[19:11:15] <SirFinkus> kind of sad that a microsoft tool crashes on pathnames the OS supports
[19:12:23] <paulej72> yes it is, but the tool is rahter old and probably has not been updated recently
[20:31:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - From 0 to 5,000 Planets in Exactly 20 Years - http://sylnt.us - international-calls-take-on-a-new-meaning
[20:34:31] <cmn32480|away> Happy Halloween!
[20:34:32] <cmn32480|away> https://www.youtube.com
[20:34:33] <GW> ^ 03Mickey's "Boo-to-You" Halloween Parade | Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party 2015 - YouTube
[20:35:18] <cmn32480|away> Off to start handing out candy!
[20:46:26] <nick> only had one group of kids arrive this evening
[20:47:13] <nick> trick or treating seems to be not the done thing anymore, last year didnt even have one
[21:40:06] * chromas loads up apples with razor blades. They'll never suspect! They won't notice the giant slot in the side of the apple >:D
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[21:45:51] <alexbst> none tonight either nick
[22:06:59] <alexbst> http://www.antifeministtech.info
[22:07:00] <alexbst> heh
[22:07:00] <GW> ^ 03A Possible Answer To The Fermi Paradox » Pro-Male/Anti-Feminist Technology
[22:30:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:30:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1810
[22:33:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Twitter Features Re-ignite Censorship Concerns - http://sylnt.us - delayed-dissemination-deemed-despicable
[22:34:28] <chromas> exec++
[22:34:28] <chromas> crutchy++
[22:34:28] <Bender> karma - exec: 30
[22:34:28] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 175
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[23:36:17] <crutchy> regexr++
[23:36:17] <Bender> karma - regexr: 1
[23:47:55] <paulej72> the dog says moo