#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-29

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[00:11:32] <NeutronBomb> <burp>
[00:19:05] <takyon> jjj
[00:19:19] <takyon> dang, missed Ethanol-fueled
[00:31:27] <NeutronBomb> ooops. internet got slow all of a sudden
[00:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab takyon
[00:31:45] <Bender> Added quote 583
[00:42:34] <takyon> sheesh
[00:42:41] <takyon> added a bunch of comments on the beer article
[00:43:08] <paulej72> puke
[00:43:25] <takyon> pleb
[00:44:20] <paulej72> pube
[00:48:16] <takyon> didn't even notice it was 7 comments
[00:57:13] <takyon> subbed a story about the 18.4" tablet from samsung
[00:57:25] <takyon> samsung only gave it a 1080p screen
[00:57:49] <paulej72> cheap bastards
[00:58:34] <takyon> it's a good reason to wait for next year's version. particular for digital artists
[00:59:18] <paulej72> I want a 30" tablet
[00:59:37] <paulej72> it will be so easy to carry around.
[00:59:41] <takyon> isn't that close to Microsoft Surface Hub or w/e it's called
[01:00:27] <NeutronBomb> well... I want a 72" tablet... preferrably with wheels :)
[01:00:36] <takyon> in an absence of holographic displays, gigantic tablets fulfill our war room fantasies
[01:02:04] <takyon> I'm sure people could use a giant tablet mounted to the fridge or other places... if it was less than $100
[01:02:46] <takyon> there's slight hope for that if bendy displays lower the costs of making bigger screens
[01:03:11] <NeutronBomb> I have a tablet on my fridge... I use it for notes
[01:03:29] <NeutronBomb> at least I think its a tablet... it's flat and I can write on it
[01:03:40] <takyon> walked right into that one
[01:04:02] <NeutronBomb> oooh, a walk-in fridge?
[01:04:03] * chromas walks into Spalls' fridge
[01:04:19] <NeutronBomb> get out! or you'll end up like my neighbor :)
[01:04:35] <takyon> cold and bothered
[01:04:47] * chromas holds up a pair of pants and waves it around
[01:04:51] <chromas> neener neener
[01:05:12] * NeutronBomb does a mighty pelvic thrust, "Pants have no power over me!"
[01:06:20] <NeutronBomb> oh... wait...
[01:06:26] NeutronBomb is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:06:48] * SpallsHurgenson does a mighty pelvic thrust, "Pants have no power over me!"
[01:06:53] <chromas> I'm still in your fridge
[01:06:58] * chromas nick BallsShiverin
[01:07:09] <chromas> I mean
[01:07:09] chromas is now known as BallsShiverin
[01:07:19] <paulej72> can you make sure the light is off BallsShiverin
[01:07:51] * paulej72 once had a frige with a bad switch
[01:08:16] <paulej72> the light would not go off and it would run more to cool the bulb
[01:08:28] <SpallsHurgenson> unscrew the bulb?
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[01:08:40] <takyon> get an icebox
[01:08:56] <SpallsHurgenson> move to Alaska?
[01:09:20] <takyon> or newly liberated Canada
[01:09:58] <BallsShiverin> did we invade Canada?
[01:10:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yay! now their maple syrup reserves are ours! free waffles for everyone!
[01:10:44] <paulej72> well it was hard to diagnose as who would think the light was stuck on
[01:10:56] <SpallsHurgenson> just open the door to check :)
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[01:13:19] <takyon> ok, liberalated
[01:40:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Green Self-Driving Cars Take Center Stage at Tokyo Auto Show - http://sylnt.us - control-your-own-vroom-vroom
[01:46:04] <SpallsHurgenson> if they are self-driving cars, isn't it more "don't-control-your-own-vroom-vroom"? :)
[01:49:32] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[01:52:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> next thing you know they'll be trying to sell us self-playing video games or self-watching pr0n
[01:53:36] <cmn32480> dude... I'm pants at dept tags
[01:55:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... that's an especially good colloquialism to use with SpallsHurgenson
[01:57:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid minecraft, wasting up all my time.
[01:58:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm glad to say that I've largely kicked that addiction...
[01:59:15] <cmn32480> I kicked that addiction by never starting.
[01:59:44] <BallsShiverin> pants addiction
[01:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh this is rich, anita sarkeesian the uber feminist wants to do a live stream review of the latest assassin's creed so she can bag on it and because she sucks she has to ask a man to play it for her
[01:59:53] <BallsShiverin> no wonder you keep them away
[02:00:07] <BallsShiverin> hurr
[02:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> also has a convicted pedophile moderating for her for some reason but that's unrelated to my laughter
[02:01:22] <BallsShiverin> Normally she'd just swipe footage from other youtubers, but being live, that would be too obvious
[02:01:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[02:02:21] <BallsShiverin> pedophiles are just victims of the patriarchy
[02:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'd say i can't believe a chick like this has loyal minions but, sadly, i totally can
[02:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> patriarchy++
[02:02:51] <Bender> karma - patriarchy: 1
[02:04:23] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I wanna be an uber-feminist!
[02:04:38] <cmn32480> get a drivers license fiirst
[02:05:00] <BallsShiverin> hah
[02:05:13] * SpallsHurgenson blinks "I don't get it"
[02:05:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, you can't. you're part of the patriarchy.
[02:05:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> but good news. we control everything and life is all diamonds n donuts for the rest of your days.
[02:05:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I didn't even know I was Irish!
[02:07:24] <cmn32480> crimony... why do people submit slashvertisements?
[02:07:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause we're sorely lacking in them?
[02:07:59] * cmn32480 pulls his editors hat down and plows on
[02:08:12] <cmn32480> obviously we must be... theere aren't any on the amin page.
[02:08:26] <cmn32480> though I might release some as breaking news just to mess with people
[02:08:36] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[02:08:51] <cmn32480> I'm more a Milky Way guy
[02:08:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> careful, janrinok will dock your pay.
[02:09:10] <cmn32480> but my favorite is Baby Ruth if you are givng away candy
[02:09:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's still a few days to go till halloween
[02:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[02:09:33] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the upper 40s. Tomorrow: Partly to mostly cloudy. High 67F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
[02:09:38] <cmn32480> it is a risk I'm willing to take!
[02:09:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> noice, no mention of rain! i may go fishin.
[02:10:21] * cmn32480 contains his surprise
[02:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweeeet. been raining since saturday
[02:11:50] * cmn32480 sticks his hand out the window to check
[02:11:56] <cmn32480> yup. still raining
[02:13:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, bitch is complaining about how a female character's walk is sexist. it was motion capped from an actual human female. biology is sexist.
[02:14:05] <cmn32480> biology is sexy... exploiting biology by making a realistic computer imitation is sexist
[02:15:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, glad we cleared that up.
[02:15:24] <cmn32480> idiots are, well, just idiots
[02:15:50] <SpallsHurgenson> I have biology! That means I'm sexy!
[02:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, this is funnier than southpark.
[02:22:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> and now for something completely different... https://www.youtube.com
[02:22:23] <GW> ^✓ 03Lydia the Tattooed Lady - YouTube
[02:24:41] <cmn32480> this one is far better than your last link to the taxi driving feminist
[02:26:08] <cmn32480> Jesus H Roosevelt Christ - https://soylentnews.org
[02:26:09] <GW> ^ 03SN Submission by Anonymous Coward: Sony BMG Rootkit Scandal: 10 Years Later
[02:27:01] <cmn32480> somebody put a boatload of work into grabbing all the links
[02:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair amount of searching went into producing ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT
[02:27:54] <cmn32480> even $$ if I rememberered how to get ot the old site, I woudl find it in the firehose
[02:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly, yup
[02:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> hail hail freedonia, land of the brave and free
[02:50:00] <cmn32480> speaking of being pants on dept lines... I am editing a story about lizard penis'
[02:50:18] <cmn32480> and there are so many jokes that I can't choose
[02:50:36] <BallsShiverin> sounds hard
[02:50:57] <cmn32480> quite
[02:51:38] <cmn32480> from the now-this-is-hard-science dept
[02:52:19] <BallsShiverin> boioioioioing
[03:04:05] BallsShiverin is now known as chromas
[03:11:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - JRR Tolkien: 'I Never Expected a Money Success' - http://sylnt.us - one-ring-to-rule-them-all
[03:15:08] <SpallsHurgenson> goddamn it, no autosave!
[03:15:20] <cmn32480> nope. the buzzard shoudl build that in
[03:16:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, you gonna just have to hit F5 for quicksave more often.
[03:17:12] * cmn32480 wonders if he is talking to cmn32480 or SpallsHurgenson....
[03:18:02] * cmn32480 presses F5 to save the edits he has been on for the last hour....<click>
[03:18:04] <SpallsHurgenson> but f5 activates my spy drone!
[03:39:14] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480++
[03:39:14] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 23
[03:39:22] <Bytram> cmn32480++ thanks for filling the queue
[03:39:22] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 24
[03:39:28] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[03:39:28] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 25
[03:41:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update: Dad Who Shot "Snooping Vid Drone" Out of the Sky is Cleared of Charges - http://sylnt.us - get-off-my-lawn
[03:42:54] <Bytram> !uid
[03:42:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5928, owned by trvth
[03:43:19] * Bytram notices how 'trvth' misspelled 'truth'
[03:43:27] <Bytram> hmm trvth be told?
[03:44:23] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:44:28] <cmn32480> pleasant dreams all
[03:44:39] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
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[05:12:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study Reveals Brain Mechanism for Creating Durable Memories - http://sylnt.us - i-forget...
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[06:20:45] <crutchy> is it just me or does that escapee blimp look like a fat cock?
[06:20:48] <crutchy> http://s3.reutersmedia.net
[06:21:28] <Yog-Yogguth> it's just you :)
[06:22:49] <crutchy> "He said there was an auto-deflate device aboard, but it was not deliberately activated, and it is unclear why the craft went limp."
[06:23:32] <crutchy> a limp cock blimp
[06:24:50] <crutchy> http://www.people.com
[06:24:51] <GW> ^ 03Indianapolis Mall Shooting Leaves 3 Injured, 1 in Critical Condition : People.com
[06:25:16] <crutchy> ima gunna take a wild guess that this mall was a gun-free zone
[06:26:37] <SirFinkus> if it was a gun free zone, nobody would have been shot dumbass
[06:26:39] <SirFinkus> christ
[06:27:00] <Yog-Yogguth> that's not how gun-free zones work SirFInkus
[06:27:18] <SirFinkus> sure it is
[06:27:41] <SirFinkus> how did someone bring a gun there if they aren't allowed?
[06:27:54] <Yog-Yogguth> so how do you explain that someone got shot in a so-called gun-free zone then?
[06:28:09] <SirFinkus> conspiracy
[06:28:17] <crutchy> cos the bad guys always obey the law
[06:28:18] <SirFinkus> jet fuel can't melt steel beams
[06:28:33] <SirFinkus> STEEL BEAMS
[06:28:38] * Yog-Yogguth whacks SirFinkus with a cucumber in a cucumber-free zone
[06:28:39] <crutchy> they can weaken them though :p
[06:28:50] <SirFinkus> JET FUEL
[06:29:01] <SirFinkus> WTC 7
[06:29:14] <SirFinkus> THERMITE PAINT
[06:29:22] <crutchy> though admittedly the beams gotta be heated right through at 400+ deg C before the yield strength starts dropping significantly
[06:29:26] <Yog-Yogguth> plane-free zone
[06:30:09] <crutchy> i was reading the wtc7 fema report the other night. interesting read
[06:30:16] <SirFinkus> CRISIS ACTORS
[06:30:21] <SirFinkus> FEMA DEATH CAMPS
[06:30:28] <crutchy> that building had some fucked up structural design features
[06:30:34] <SirFinkus> FLOURIDE
[06:30:54] <crutchy> don't forget MR michelle obama
[06:30:54] <Yog-Yogguth> old skyscrapers, what more is there to say really
[06:31:04] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, not really old though
[06:31:08] <crutchy> just shitty design
[06:31:10] <Yog-Yogguth> 70ies right?
[06:31:13] <crutchy> yeah
[06:31:20] <crutchy> or 60's even
[06:31:27] <Yog-Yogguth> oh even older then
[06:31:37] <crutchy> but for a building that's not really old
[06:31:57] <Yog-Yogguth> people are incredibly biased to things being "magically indestructible" right up until they fail
[06:32:25] <Yog-Yogguth> I learnt that lesson falling off a collapsing bridge :3
[06:32:31] <Yog-Yogguth> into nestles
[06:32:35] <Yog-Yogguth> nettles*
[06:32:44] <crutchy> putting columns that support 40-odd stories of building on beams that are near large tanks of fuel-oil for generators is a retarded idea
[06:32:58] <Yog-Yogguth> yes
[06:33:05] <crutchy> columns like that should go straight to ground
[06:33:30] <crutchy> i don't care how big the fkin beam is that supports it
[06:33:36] <crutchy> its not ground
[06:33:48] <crutchy> wtc7 was designed to collapse
[06:33:54] <crutchy> by retards
[06:34:05] <Yog-Yogguth> everybody should be happy they were otherwise it would have been much worse
[06:34:19] <Yog-Yogguth> not the point you were making though :/
[06:34:32] <crutchy> wtc1 and 2 had some cool design features
[06:35:13] <crutchy> i'm still a bit baffled by the video footage of the collapses of 1 and 2
[06:35:23] <crutchy> though i'm not with the conspiracy theorists
[06:35:33] <crutchy> buckling of slender columns can be a bitch
[06:35:43] <Yog-Yogguth> I mainly just remember the people falling like bombs
[06:36:03] <Yog-Yogguth> I think I would have chosen to die in the fire but maybe the body wouldn't have let me
[06:36:22] <crutchy> i was a bit shocked that they pancaked so fast, but i only saw on tv
[06:37:55] <Yog-Yogguth> and worst of all: 14 years later I can't help to wonder how many of them deserved their fate :C
[06:38:20] <crutchy> hah. yeah no doubt
[06:38:32] <Yog-Yogguth> I really hate thinking that
[06:39:14] <crutchy> tbh, notwithstanding all of the rest, if i just saw video footage of the collapses on their own i would say they were definitely controlled demolitions. cos that's what they look like from the video
[06:39:34] <crutchy> i'm reasonably sure they're not. but its still strange
[06:40:09] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah it's not to hard to see people getting stuck on that, and I'm not out to belittle consipracy theories but considering the huge explosions from the planes...
[06:40:21] <crutchy> the main towers appeared to have a lot of redundant load paths
[06:40:23] <Yog-Yogguth> I just don't get the need to doubt the planes being the cause
[06:41:10] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe people think of the buildings as some solid block or something which isn't the case at all
[06:41:23] <Yog-Yogguth> it's mostly air
[06:41:29] <Yog-Yogguth> by volume
[06:41:34] <crutchy> hmm. i dunno if i think the impacts caused it. cos they stood for an hour afterwards
[06:41:55] <crutchy> obviously the dead loads were taken up by other load paths
[06:41:56] <Yog-Yogguth> they were burning for an hour
[06:42:11] <crutchy> yeah it must have been something to do with heat
[06:43:02] <Yog-Yogguth> if the plane explosions hadn't ripped off insulating foam they might not have collapsed but again I just don't see it as likely that one wouldn't notice any hidden demolition charges going off
[06:43:39] <crutchy> i think the theory is that thermite was used
[06:43:46] <crutchy> which means no explosions
[06:43:58] <Yog-Yogguth> those charges would have had to survive the planes...
[06:44:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Persian Gulf may Soon be Too Hot to Support Human Life - http://sylnt.us - what-would-fill-our-place?
[06:44:07] <crutchy> true
[06:44:22] <Yog-Yogguth> and not go off randomly due to one hour of fire
[06:44:45] <crutchy> i guess theoretically it might be possible to rig it
[06:45:09] <crutchy> the outside columns were all hollow
[06:45:11] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe but all that and no one there noticing it?
[06:45:30] <crutchy> yeah i dunno whether it would be practically possible
[06:45:44] <chromas> They were all paid off and/or killed
[06:46:18] <crutchy> ah so that's who all the soldiers sent off to afghanistan and iraq to die were
[06:46:57] <crutchy> ergh. that was a bad joke :/
[06:47:16] <chromas> Why? It's not like there's a draft
[06:47:23] <Yog-Yogguth> I've made worse, it happens
[06:47:49] <crutchy> i kinda wonder what soldiers that serve overseas think of what they are doing
[06:48:06] <crutchy> i'm sure some hate it, some prolly love it
[06:48:29] <crutchy> i can't help thinking that they aren't really fighting for anything
[06:48:38] <crutchy> just stupid politics
[06:48:40] <Yog-Yogguth> every individual is different
[06:48:43] <SirFinkus> not feeding into the whole thermite thing, but thermite is pretty hard to light
[06:48:51] <SirFinkus> jet fuel might not do it
[06:48:59] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah thay've been had badly, but that's sort of the deal in any armed forces
[06:49:13] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you'd need an embedded igniter i imagine
[06:49:15] <SirFinkus> you need something like magnesium or an oxyfuel torch to do it
[06:49:38] <crutchy> yeah something like that
[06:49:43] <chromas> My secret inside sources say they know a guy who saw a guy...
[06:49:49] <Yog-Yogguth> I always think of thermite as containing the magnesium
[06:50:11] <crutchy> jetfuel is very flammable. i doubt there was any burning after an hour
[06:50:27] <crutchy> the fires would have been fuelled by other stuff in the building when the collapse occured\
[06:50:40] <chromas> The hearts of a million americans
[06:50:44] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah everything else should have caught fire but the fuel should be gone fairly fast (the explosions)
[06:51:03] <SirFinkus> I meant like a magnesium strip
[06:51:06] <crutchy> i guess a question might be wtf was in the building?
[06:51:19] <crutchy> was there big batteries or something maybe?
[06:51:25] <chromas> Middle managers
[06:51:35] <SirFinkus> if you want to try it at home, some sparklers can work
[06:51:41] <Yog-Yogguth> 1 permillers was in the buildings
[06:51:52] <Yog-Yogguth> were*
[06:53:18] <Yog-Yogguth> then there's ther refurbishment business too, just too much stuff that explains why the planes did the job imo
[06:53:26] <crutchy> there would be lots of ups's in there
[06:54:18] <crutchy> they were also a little too efficient at destroying all the evidence
[06:55:00] <crutchy> i would have thought a massive crime like 9/11 would have at least warranted a huge study of all the wreckage (obviously not at ground zero, but have it relocated)
[06:55:22] <Yog-Yogguth> to me the whole truthers thing is too outlandish, makes me wonder if it's a diversion
[06:55:33] <Yog-Yogguth> for more mundane shit
[06:55:58] <Yog-Yogguth> a whacko conspiracy theory is great cover for any real conspiracies
[06:55:59] <crutchy> there's lots of questions, and the video footage looked very demolitiony
[06:56:10] <SirFinkus> I buy that *maybe* they knew about it and just let it happen
[06:56:26] <Yog-Yogguth> skyscrapers are uilt to fall straight down, imagine if it was otherwise
[06:56:34] <crutchy> <tinfoil>it was fucking saudi arabia!</tinfoil>
[06:57:06] <Yog-Yogguth> of course it was, they were all saudis, AL Qaeda is saudis, Daesh is Saudis for the most part etc.
[06:57:34] <crutchy> and now the US is helping al quaeda. wtf is with that?
[06:57:40] <Yog-Yogguth> funded I should add for Daesh
[06:57:50] <SirFinkus> our alliance with saudi arabia is probably the thing I hate most about our foreign policy
[06:58:04] <Yog-Yogguth> it's sick is what it is but then again the US consider the Saudis "allies"
[06:58:24] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, s/allies/oil-buddies/
[06:58:24] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Yog-Yogguth> it's sick is what it is but then again the US consider the Saudis "oil-buddies"
[06:58:36] <SirFinkus> oh no, we're allies
[06:58:49] <SirFinkus> even if it's because of oil
[06:58:51] <crutchy> apparently the saudi's are sitting on top of the world's largest oil reserves
[07:00:11] <SirFinkus> I'd be ok with it on a real politik level if our politicians didn't go with the "moral imperative" argument against North Korea, Isis, Iran, Iraq etc
[07:00:54] <Yog-Yogguth> it's all about power, that's what it looks to me anyways, idiocy & power
[07:01:13] <Yog-Yogguth> ad hubris
[07:01:51] <SirFinkus> I'm suspicious of the whole Israel thing too, but haven't looked into it
[07:02:01] <Yog-Yogguth> but who knows
[07:02:24] <SirFinkus> I get suspicious of anything politicians defend so vigorously
[07:02:53] <Yog-Yogguth> I just can't care about anyone down there any more unless it impacts me directly like it unfortunately does, the best thing for me would be if they all simply disappeared, not a comfortable thought either :/
[07:03:39] <SirFinkus> like, my rep is constantly shilling for ex-im, I wouldn't have even known about that bullshit if he hadn't been shilling so hard for it
[07:03:50] <crutchy> as long as only the northern hemisphere is nuked :p
[07:03:52] <Yog-Yogguth> what's that?
[07:04:02] <Yog-Yogguth> hehe crutchy :)
[07:04:27] <SirFinkus> Yog-Yogguth it's basically boeing's personal bank
[07:04:36] <SirFinkus> love the stats my rep gives out
[07:04:41] <crutchy> i thought that was the IRS?
[07:04:45] <SirFinkus> no
[07:04:46] <Yog-Yogguth> crutchy: I would be willing to make such a bargain (and vanish too) but it's not exactly tempting either (and pretty stupid)
[07:04:54] <Yog-Yogguth> SirFinkus: oh
[07:05:04] <SirFinkus> they provide low interest loans to companies engaged in international trade
[07:05:15] <Yog-Yogguth> ooh yeah now it connects
[07:05:20] <SirFinkus> "99% of loans to small businesses"
[07:05:22] <crutchy> i thought that was the Fed :p
[07:05:25] <Yog-Yogguth> have heard about that just didn't remember
[07:05:37] <SirFinkus> so they give like 10k to 99 mom and pops, then give a billion to boeing
[07:05:44] <crutchy> oh no the fed only loans to the federal government and goldman sachs\
[07:06:24] <SirFinkus> because citing the the number of transactions isn't a misleading stat at all
[07:06:57] <SirFinkus> http://www.exim.gov
[07:06:57] <GW> ^ 03The FACTS About EXIM Bank | EXIM.gov
[07:07:05] <crutchy> the problem is that politicians are so used to swinging around billions that they're probably desentized to the magnitude of the figures
[07:07:06] <SirFinkus> look at this propaganda page
[07:07:26] <SirFinkus> oh, it's only 90%
[07:07:27] <SirFinkus> same deal
[07:07:34] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah no I'll skip but I believe you
[07:07:50] <crutchy> 1 billion probably seems like a small amount to many old repeat offenders in congress
[07:08:01] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah
[07:08:58] <SirFinkus> "The Export-Import Bank of the United States (Ex-Im Bank) is the official export credit agency of the United States federal government.[1] Operating as a government corporation, the bank finances and insures foreign purchases of United States goods for customers unable or unwilling to accept credit risk."
[07:09:05] <Yog-Yogguth> so have they raised the debt ceiling again yet? I haven't seen any updates on that
[07:09:24] * Yog-Yogguth should search
[07:09:49] <crutchy> especially these omnibus bills they been shitting out lately. spending 1 billion dollars probably only warrants a footnote
[07:10:28] <crutchy> ~define omnibus
[07:10:30] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03omnibus: In reference to a vehicle, typically a bus of ordinary appearance, or in some cases poor repair. Contained within the vehicle is a different dimension with an absence of time, restrained to a warehous...
[07:10:57] * Yog-Yogguth sees they did it yesterday, another Greek cycle for the US then until next time
[07:11:00] <crutchy> hmm. yeah those bills are definitely in poor repair
[07:13:21] <Yog-Yogguth> if I was american I think I'd flip some random number generator and vote for either the Libertarians, the US Commies, or the US nazi freaks :P
[07:13:37] <Yog-Yogguth> pure protest vote
[07:15:16] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe throw in the greens and the tiny conservative constitution bible freaks as well, throw the dice again if I get a six
[07:15:39] <Yog-Yogguth> thre sixes in a row = vote for the devil
[07:15:54] <Yog-Yogguth> (both HRC and DT)
[07:17:08] * Yog-Yogguth wants to make an election game like that, short five minute thing :) (/must/ be flash lol because that would be appropriate)
[07:23:08] * Yog-Yogguth accidentally offends everybody
[07:28:32] <SirFinkus> probably couldn't be any worse
[07:29:20] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah that's what I'm thinking, anyway it's all hypothetical
[07:38:14] <crutchy> http://i.kinja-img.com
[07:39:11] <crutchy> what if hillary was trump's running mate?
[07:39:18] <crutchy> or vice versa
[07:39:41] <crutchy> everyone would vote for them amirite?
[07:46:01] * Yog-Yogguth thinks it could happen
[07:47:43] <crutchy> though i read somewhere that carson is now ahead of trump in the republican polls
[07:47:56] <crutchy> i guess trump is gunna quit now
[07:48:27] <crutchy> that will be his first flip flop
[07:49:04] <crutchy> "oh did i say i was going to quit if i fell behind in the polls? but polls are for dummies"
[07:50:02] <chromas> He's not quitting; he's firing us
[07:51:08] <crutchy> maybe he meant the polls in 2024
[08:07:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I have no idea
[08:15:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drivers Pushing Tesla’s Autopilot Beyond Its Abilities - http://sylnt.us - not-quite-prime-time
[08:34:20] <crutchy> mmm. rainbow icecream with nerds
[09:10:18] <Yog-Yogguth> icecream... I still have yogurt icecream! Maybe today is the right day for it :D
[09:15:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Twitter Shares Fall 11% On Results - http://sylnt.us - 140-characters-should-be-enough-for-anybody
[09:49:25] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
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[09:54:07] <Bytram> !uid
[09:54:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5928, owned by trvth
[09:58:54] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[09:58:56] <exec> 10Boston, MA, USA - currently 69°F, light rain showers, wind S at 23 mph, humidity 90% - Thursday scattered thunderstorms (45°F:71°F), Friday mostly sunny (35°F:58°F), Saturday mostly sunny (44°F:54°F), Sunday scattered showers (48°F:58°F)
[09:58:58] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[09:59:00] <exec> 10Portland, ME, USA - currently 60°F, light rain showers, wind S at 20 mph, humidity 98% - Thursday rain (42°F:67°F), Friday mostly sunny (31°F:53°F), Saturday mostly sunny (39°F:52°F), Sunday showers (42°F:56°F)
[09:59:09] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[09:59:11] <exec> 10Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 46°F, light rain showers, wind SE at 19 mph, humidity 92% - Thursday rain (37°F:62°F), Friday partly cloudy (25°F:44°F), Saturday partly cloudy (29°F:45°F), Sunday rain (36°F:46°F)
[09:59:21] <Bytram> ~weather riyadh
[09:59:23] <exec> 10Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 91°F, sunny, wind S at 19 mph, humidity 20% - Thursday cloudy (70°F:90°F), Friday sunny (69°F:92°F), Saturday sunny (68°F:92°F), Sunday sunny (67°F:90°F)
[09:59:26] <Bytram> ~weather delhi
[09:59:29] <exec> 10Delhi, India - currently 81°F, haze, wind E at 5 mph, humidity 37% - Thursday clear (62°F:81°F), Friday sunny (62°F:83°F), Saturday sunny (63°F:85°F), Sunday sunny (64°F:86°F)
[09:59:35] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[09:59:37] <exec> 10Death Valley - currently 65°F, partly cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 48% - Wednesday partly cloudy (60°F:67°F), Thursday partly cloudy (55°F:87°F), Friday sunny (54°F:87°F), Saturday sunny (55°F:91°F)
[09:59:44] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[09:59:47] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 5°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 0 mph, humidity 58% - Thursday partly cloudy (0°F:11°F), Friday partly cloudy (-7°F:10°F), Saturday partly cloudy (-7°F:10°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (0°F:10°F)
[10:01:18] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:01:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1804
[10:03:55] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[10:03:56] <GW> ^ 0313 Million Passwords Leaked From Free Hosting Service | SecurityWeek.Com ( http://www.securityweek.com )
[10:04:25] <Bytram> from the passwords-want-to-be-free dept? ;)
[10:09:32] <crutchy> ~queue
[10:09:38] <exec> *** SN submission queue: plenty - http://sylnt.us
[10:09:58] <Bytram> I have plenty of nothing because nothing is plenty for me
[10:11:43] <crutchy> .soylentbutt
[10:11:49] <exec> Back on Samos, in 300BC, we used the Astrolabe of Antikithyra. Not sure what software it was running, but it seemed to be "young slave boy educated in mathematics". Good enough to calculate the dimensions of the universe, roughly. But the point is, for all our fanbois of the modern age (who, unfortunately, are not as good as ancient slave boys trained in math), that the GUI is not the OS. Just because Microsoft moved the "Start" button to someplace
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[10:12:21] <crutchy> exec, button <> butt OK!?
[10:13:36] <Bytram> .soylentbutton
[10:16:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:16:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1805
[10:17:56] <Bytram> hey buzz! How's things?
[10:21:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> from bitpay: GET /invoices/:invoiceId
[10:21:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like we didn't lose those four payment infos after all
[10:22:32] <Bytram> YAY!
[10:22:35] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:22:35] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 194
[10:34:18] <chromas> .soyl bitpay
[10:35:54] <chromas> did the macro die?
[10:39:17] * Bytram has know eyed ear
[10:39:20] <Bytram> !uid
[10:39:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5928, owned by trvth
[10:40:26] <Bytram> cmn32480++ # For major story editing effort
[10:40:26] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 26
[10:40:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:40:28] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. High 67F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 66F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i get this scripted before sunrise ima go fishing
[10:41:17] <Bytram> yep, looks like nice weather for ya.
[10:41:32] <Bytram> break time; biab
[10:41:52] <chromas> .soyl sjw
[10:41:55] <exec> Hairyfeet strikes again! Take that, you SJW!!!
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[10:45:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather
[10:45:55] <MrPlow> Today: Sun and clouds mixed. High 67F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 66F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.
[10:46:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, gonna need a jacket this morning
[10:51:11] <Bytram> ~weather TheMightyBuzzard
[10:51:12] <exec> 10Jackson, TN, USA - currently 50°F, clear, wind S at 3 mph, humidity 93% - Thursday partly cloudy (38°F:67°F), Friday sunny (50°F:66°F), Saturday rain (54°F:60°F), Sunday cloudy (53°F:67°F)
[10:51:26] <Bytram> yep, a little nippy atm
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[10:54:17] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather
[10:54:18] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[10:54:31] <Yog-Yogguth> #weather
[10:54:31] <MrPlow> Today: Mostly cloudy this morning. Scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 87F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%. Tomorrow: Variable clouds with scattered showers and thunderstorms, mainly in the afternoon. High 86F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[10:54:48] <Yog-Yogguth> great weather once more :D
[10:55:16] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: you like rain?
[10:55:31] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah hot rain is great but lightning is even better :)
[10:55:49] <Yog-Yogguth> cold rain is okay if I'm indoors and dry
[10:55:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[10:56:19] <Yog-Yogguth> and snow is epic XD
[10:56:41] * Bytram suspects there will not be much snow at 80+ F
[10:56:54] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah lol I don't think it ever snows there
[10:57:30] <Yog-Yogguth> there = Kinshasa
[10:57:55] <Bytram> hmmm, where is that? Japan?
[10:58:13] <Yog-Yogguth> middle of Africa
[10:58:33] <Bytram> so I was on the wrong continent? ugh!
[10:58:38] <Yog-Yogguth> "democratic" republic of Congo
[10:58:46] <Bytram> got it.
[10:59:34] <Bytram> http://www.innovations-report.com
[10:59:37] <GW> ^ 03Trust your head or your gut? How we decide depends on experience
[10:59:53] <Yog-Yogguth> no worries, I don't live on that continent either :D
[11:00:12] <Bytram> ok, now I am *really* confused!
[11:00:28] <Yog-Yogguth> I was just fooling around when I set my weather location
[11:00:50] <Bytram> ahhhh -- now I get it!
[11:00:57] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[11:01:09] <Bytram> here's a puzzle for ya...
[11:01:32] <Bytram> so far, the best I've been able to find for a weather location near the South Pole is McMurdo station:
[11:01:36] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[11:01:38] <exec> 10McMurdo, Antarctica - currently 3°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 66% - Thursday partly cloudy (0°F:11°F), Friday partly cloudy (-7°F:10°F), Saturday partly cloudy (-7°F:10°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (0°F:10°F)
[11:01:56] <Bytram> I cannot seem to find an incantation that gets me the weather at the acvtual South Pole
[11:02:08] <Bytram> even though there is a research station there
[11:02:12] <crutchy> ~g weather south pole
[11:02:13] <Bytram> want to take a stab at it?
[11:02:14] <exec> [google] www.timeanddate.com/weather/antarctica/south-pole
[11:02:33] <Yog-Yogguth> are you sure there is? I thought there was only a bust of Lenin or soemthing there
[11:02:54] <crutchy> ~weather south pole
[11:02:57] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:02:57] <Bytram> you must be confused, now it is a bust of Darth Vader
[11:03:04] <Yog-Yogguth> hah :D
[11:05:15] <Bytram> ~weather "South Pole"
[11:05:17] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:05:27] <Bytram> ~weather South Pole, Antarctica
[11:05:29] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:05:34] <Bytram> ~weather Antarctica
[11:05:36] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:06:13] <Bytram> ~g south pole station
[11:06:14] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica
[11:06:15] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org–Scott_South_Pole_Station
[11:06:17] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:06:36] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station
[11:06:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:06:42] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Amundsen-Scott
[11:06:44] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:06:51] <Yog-Yogguth> hmm
[11:07:06] <Bytram> 'zactly
[11:07:19] <Bytram> ~weather Scott
[11:07:19] <crutchy> that script only picks up google's weather box
[11:07:21] <exec> 10Scott, LA, USA - currently 60°F, clear, wind NW at 3 mph, humidity 95% - Thursday sunny (59°F:81°F), Friday partly cloudy (68°F:80°F), Saturday thunderstorm (65°F:78°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (60°F:72°F)
[11:07:22] <Bytram> ~weather Amundsen
[11:07:24] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:07:46] <crutchy> i'm working on a ~wget script that might allow a little moar flexibility with additional macros
[11:07:49] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Vostok
[11:07:51] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:08:03] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Vostok antarctica
[11:08:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:08:08] <Bytram> ISTR weather stations have a 'code' to identify them?
[11:08:28] <crutchy> ~weather-old south pole
[11:08:32] <exec> weather for "south pole" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[11:08:35] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather Vostok Antarctica
[11:08:37] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:08:46] <crutchy> ~weather-old vostok antarctica
[11:08:49] <exec> weather for "vostok antarctica" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[11:08:59] <crutchy> ~weather-old new york
[11:09:01] <exec> weather for "new york" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[11:09:07] <crutchy> ~weather-old new york, USA
[11:09:07] <chromas> google--
[11:09:07] <Bender> karma - google: -16
[11:09:09] <exec> weather for "new york, USA" not found. check spelling or try another nearby location.
[11:09:10] <Bytram> http://www.wunderground.com
[11:09:11] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen-Scott, Antarctica Forecast | Weather Underground
[11:09:29] <Bytram> http://www.accuweather.com
[11:09:30] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station Weather - AccuWeather Forecast for Antarctica Antarctica
[11:09:47] <Bytram> http://weather.noaa.gov
[11:09:48] <GW> ^ 03www.weather.gov Site Map News OrganizationSearch Current Weather Conditions:A...
[11:10:03] <Bytram> ~weather NZSP
[11:10:05] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:10:31] <Bytram> http://www.weatheronline.co.uk
[11:10:33] <GW> ^ 03current weather - Amundsen-Scott - Antarctica - WeatherOnline
[11:10:36] <chromas> ~weather north pole
[11:10:38] <exec> 10North Pole, AK, USA - currently 27°F / -3°C, light snow, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 94% - Wednesday snow showers (26°F:28°F / -3°C:-2°C), Thursday snow showers (22°F:29°F / -6°C:-2°C), Friday snow showers (19°F:26°F / -7°C:-3°C), Saturday partly cloudy (13°F:20°F / -11°C:-7°C)
[11:10:41] <chromas> ~weather peter north
[11:10:43] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:11:12] <Bytram> http://www.accuweather.com
[11:11:13] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station Hourly Weather - AccuWeather Forecast for Antarctica Antarctica
[11:11:45] <Bytram> http://www.southpolestation.com
[11:11:54] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station (Bill Spindler's Antarctica)
[11:12:17] <Bytram> http://www.theweathernetwork.com
[11:12:19] <GW> ^ 03Airport Forecast: Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica - The Weather Network
[11:12:39] <Bytram> http://www.yr.no
[11:12:43] <GW> ^ 03Weather forecast for Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station (Antarctica) – yr.no
[11:13:00] <Bytram> http://www.weather.com.au
[11:13:01] <GW> ^ 03Weather.com.au - Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica Weather
[11:13:36] <Bytram> http://www.weatheronline.co.uk
[11:13:37] <GW> ^ 03current weather - Amundsen-Scott - Antarctica - WeatherOnline
[11:13:59] <Bytram> http://www.weather-forecast.com
[11:14:00] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen-Scott Airport Weather Station Record - Historical weather for Amundsen-Scott Airport, Antarctica
[11:14:24] <Bytram> http://en.weather.com.cn
[11:14:26] <GW> ^ 03Amundsen Scott weather forecast,national weather forecast - Weather Forecast and Conditions - en.weather.com.cn
[11:14:34] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather SOUTH POLE, ANTARCTICA
[11:14:37] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:14:56] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather South_Pole, Antarctica
[11:14:58] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:15:36] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather 90 00S
[11:15:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:15:39] <Bytram> http://www.yr.no
[11:15:39] <GW> ^* 03Weather forecast for Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station (Antarctica) – yr.no
[11:15:44] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather 9000S
[11:15:47] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:16:32] <Bytram> http://air-blocker.com
[11:16:33] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather 6299995
[11:16:35] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:16:44] <GW> ^ 03Vostok Antarctica Weather
[11:17:20] <Bytram> http://fbw.kreuzburg.de
[11:17:22] <GW> ^ 03Antarctica north pole
[11:17:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI: "Just pay the ransom." - http://sylnt.us - backups-just-do-it
[11:17:39] <Yog-Yogguth> heh what? Antarctica north pole?
[11:18:07] <Bytram> it's the end of the world as we know it
[11:18:19] <Bytram> been nice knowing ya! ;)
[11:18:25] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[11:19:56] <Yog-Yogguth> ~weather NZSP
[11:19:58] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:20:07] <chromas> ~weather systemd
[11:20:09] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:20:17] <chromas> ~weather linus torvalds
[11:20:20] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:20:24] <Bytram> chromas++ for creativity
[11:20:24] <Bender> karma - chromas: 121
[11:20:26] <Yog-Yogguth> NZSP is the airstrip/runway at the south pole
[11:20:39] <chromas> google just hates the south
[11:20:45] <chromas> bing does too
[11:21:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> #find weather nzsp
[11:21:23] <MrPlow> http://weather.noaa.gov
[11:21:35] <chromas> #weather nzsp
[11:21:36] <MrPlow> Syntax: #weather City, ST or #weather zip code
[11:21:41] <Bytram> interesting... NZ == New Zealand; SP == South Pole ??
[11:21:57] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe
[11:22:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have that just return "it's fuckin' cold"
[11:22:36] <chromas> ~weather penguinville
[11:22:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:22:40] <chromas> ~weather dire, dire docks
[11:22:42] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[11:22:55] <Yog-Yogguth> seems it is Bytram
[11:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> #weather nzsp, antarctica
[11:23:16] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies. High -47F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Cloudy. High -46F. Winds NNE at 15 to 25 mph.
[11:23:20] <Yog-Yogguth> at least the NZ part
[11:23:27] <Bytram> kewel!
[11:23:39] <Bytram> ummm, COLD! (BRRRRRR!)
[11:23:53] <Yog-Yogguth> ooh
[11:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, um, how are the winds going to be anything BUT from the north-something?
[11:24:21] <Bytram> ROFL!
[11:24:31] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[11:26:17] <crutchy> .macro .antarctica * internal ~wget http://www.timeanddate.com <div class=h1>Now</div> <> </div>
[11:26:18] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".antarctica" and INTERNAL command template "~wget http://www.timeanddate.com <div class=h1>Now</div> <> </div>" saved
[11:26:23] <Bytram> so, IOW, when at the south pole, and you head north, where DO you go?
[11:26:33] <crutchy> .antarctica
[11:27:04] <Bytram> if there is an antarctica, is there also an uncle-arctica?
[11:27:08] <Yog-Yogguth> if you think that is difficult where when on the south pole do you go when you go south? :3
[11:27:16] <crutchy> ~wget http://www.timeanddate.com <div class=h1>Now</div> <> </div>
[11:27:20] <exec> 07-49 °C
[11:27:38] <crutchy> ~rehash
[11:27:47] <chromas> quantum geopositioning
[11:27:51] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (158 aliases)
[11:28:07] <crutchy> .antarctica
[11:28:38] <crutchy> doesn't like something
[11:29:04] <Bytram> maybe it caught a cold?
[11:33:33] <crutchy> macro thingy might need some investimigation
[11:33:46] <crutchy> the ~wget command works though :p
[11:34:30] <crutchy> ~wget
[11:34:40] <crutchy> or not :/
[11:35:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~wget https://soylentnews.org
[11:36:09] <crutchy> gmm
[11:36:11] <crutchy> hmm
[11:36:14] <crutchy> ~restart
[11:36:16] <crutchy> fiik
[11:36:17] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (91.7 kb)
[11:36:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~wget https://soylentnews.org
[11:36:24] -!- exec has quit [Quit: dafuq]
[11:47:15] <crutchy> ~wget
[11:47:23] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[11:47:25] <crutchy> ~wget
[11:47:26] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[11:47:52] <crutchy> fking forgot what all the exec line jibberish means
[11:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~wget https://soylentnews.org
[11:48:05] <exec> syntax: ~wget url delim 1 <> delim 2
[11:48:23] <crutchy> the parameter that tells the bot to ignore the command without a trailing was set
[11:48:38] <crutchy> but i disabled the error message being sent to channelo
[11:48:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:48:51] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[11:48:52] <GW> ^ 03Easy transfer of trace DNA can contaminate crime scene
[11:49:07] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[11:49:09] <GW> ^ 03How to get the fun stuff back in your data centre • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[11:49:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> should just usr curl anyway. doesn't bother writing to a file.
[11:51:08] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.soylentnews.org <div class="generaltitle" > <> </div>
[11:51:15] <exec> 07
[11:51:23] <crutchy> derp
[11:51:58] <crutchy> ~wget https://www.soylentnews.org <div class="title"> <> </div>
[11:52:02] <exec> 07
[11:52:06] <crutchy> :<
[11:52:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~wget https://soylentnews.org <title> <> </title>
[11:52:14] <exec> 07SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[11:52:24] * TheMightyBuzzard wins
[11:52:27] <crutchy> lol
[11:52:37] * crutchy awards TheMightyBuzzard one internet
[11:52:44] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:52:45] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 195
[11:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:52:57] <GW> ^✓ 03Homer Simpson Sings I Am The Champion - YouTube
[11:52:58] <crutchy> hmm. i think they might be bender biscuits, not internets
[11:54:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuckin hell, you gotta cryptographically sign every goddamned request to bitpay now, not just have an api key.
[11:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i dunno if we even can access the request content in such a way as to sign it
[11:56:22] <crutchy> bitpay: sponsored by your friendly local internet service provider; where every byte counts
[11:57:01] <Bytram> kinda makes sense, from a 10,000 ft view. otherwise, what's to keep someone from impersonating us if they have the API key -- security by obscurity isn't all that much.
[11:57:29] <Bytram> then again, I've not really looked at the code or the API, so I may be all well with that one
[11:57:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they have the api key, they can generate a signature
[11:57:56] <Bytram> hmmm,
[11:58:02] <crutchy> security by complexity :p
[11:58:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just fuckwadery
[11:58:35] <crutchy> if its too hard to implement, there will be nothing to secure... ultimate security :D
[11:58:56] <Bytram> bummer! Sorry you have to go through all that just to get things back to the way they used to be!
[11:59:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[11:59:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame quebec.
[12:00:07] * Bytram woke up way too early and should have gone back to bed but decided to work on the story queue, instead.
[12:00:34] <Bytram> I'm going to head back to bed. Intend to check back in later.
[12:00:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[12:01:12] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[12:01:27] <Bytram|away> TheMightyBuzzard: good luck with the API and with the fishing!
[12:01:52] <Bytram|away> Yog-Yogguth: thanks for the valiant attempt to get the South Pole weather forecast
[12:02:16] <Bytram|away> crutchy: good luck scraping the info with your scripts!
[12:02:24] <Bytram|away> g'night all!
[12:02:34] <crutchy> g'night Bytram|away
[12:03:50] <crutchy> dunno why the macro script don't like ~wget
[12:04:19] <crutchy> maybe something syntaxy, or some uber paranoia or something
[12:04:25] <crutchy> fiik
[12:04:30] <crutchy> anyway, back to mah movie
[12:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, fine idear
[12:06:51] <Yog-Yogguth> np Bytram :)
[12:07:34] * Yog-Yogguth also disappears -cya all
[12:07:55] <cmn32480|away> good morning minions
[12:48:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Basis for All Cryptography May be at Hand - http://sylnt.us - i20y
[13:54:25] <alexbst> https://pilotpriest.bandcamp.com :-)
[13:54:27] <GW> ^ 03Music From 1990 - 2000 A.D. | PILOTPRIEST
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[14:10:06] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[14:19:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Monkeys are Heading to Mars - http://sylnt.us - in-soviet-russia-mars-monkey's-you
[14:53:51] <alexbst> they'll do some good science
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[15:23:45] <alexbst> I've got a oneplus2 invite spare
[15:46:44] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[15:46:45] <GW> ^ 03'Profoundly stupid' Dubliner's hoax call lost Intel 6,000 hours of production • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[15:50:57] cmn32480|afk is now known as cmn32480
[15:51:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Doxing Trend - http://sylnt.us - need-a-penalty-box
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[17:52:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Create Technology to Produce Lighter, Long-lasting Batteries from Silicon - http://sylnt.us - it-keeps-going-and-going-and-going-and-going-and-going....
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[18:55:55] <SirFinkus> damn, gotta be up in 3 hours, but haven't slept
[18:56:05] * SirFinkus pours some tea
[18:57:49] <SirFinkus> why do good ideas only come when you're trying to fall asleep?
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[19:04:17] <nick> dont know, but it's extremely frustrating, that much i do know!
[19:04:50] <SirFinkus> lol the tesla article
[19:05:05] <SirFinkus> soylentils are a bunch of hair-splitting pedantic fucks
[19:10:48] <cmn32480> some thigns never change
[19:12:05] * nick goes to look
[19:15:43] <nick> calling it 'autopilot' was stupid
[19:16:20] <SirFinkus> no it wasn't
[19:16:35] <SirFinkus> high end cars have had those features for a while
[19:16:41] <nick> those features yes
[19:16:51] <SirFinkus> but nobody talked about it
[19:17:12] <nick> but they didnt call them 'autopilot' they called them all sorts of other things
[19:17:17] <SirFinkus> exactly
[19:17:25] <nick> nobody talked about it
[19:17:26] <SirFinkus> which is why people are talking about the tesla version
[19:17:31] <nick> until they implied something which you shouldnt do
[19:18:29] <SirFinkus> but now everybody knows about it, and think of teslas as cars that can drive themselves
[19:18:38] <SirFinkus> so it was a marketing success
[19:18:42] <SirFinkus> a resounding one
[19:18:51] <nick> oh indeed, from a marketing point of view it's ideal
[19:19:33] <nick> but i bet at a meeting at daimler/mercedes, someone said about calling it autopilot and they would have been shut down, because its misleading and could cause accidents
[19:19:36] <SirFinkus> I think we're super close to these systems being safer than the average driver, like within 5 years
[19:19:37] <nick> because people do not RTFM
[19:19:53] <nick> i agree
[19:20:00] <SirFinkus> of course for people to trust it, it needs to be MUCH MUCH safer
[19:20:21] <nick> and the way to make them more safer in 10 years time, will be to remove the human drivers
[19:20:54] <nick> i wouldn't trust it now for sure
[19:21:03] <nick> cruise control was fine
[19:21:10] <nick> people dont need more excuses not to pay attention
[19:21:30] <SirFinkus> I'd trust it, but only during ideal conditions on roads I knew it worked well on
[19:21:39] <SirFinkus> the current version I mean
[19:22:12] <nick> compared to the average human driver, they cant really do much worse
[19:22:21] <SirFinkus> I'm curious how it handles road debris
[19:22:59] <nick> i havn't really looked into what the tesla one does, but i assume it's for highway driving only?
[19:23:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Create a Sonic Tractor Beam - http://sylnt.us - that's-no-moon
[19:24:05] <SirFinkus> works in town too apparently
[19:24:16] <SirFinkus> you aren't supposed to do that of course
[19:24:18] * nick likes how Tesla calls its dealerships 'Galleries'
[19:24:31] <SirFinkus> surprised apple didn't think of that one
[19:25:10] <nick> ive actually seen one now, there are not many in the UK
[19:25:34] <SirFinkus> pretty common over in my area, I see one every few days or so
[19:25:53] <nick> ive seen several of the Model S on the roads in recent months, but the dealership/gallery is new
[19:26:44] <nick> maybe i'm getting old, but all of these new cars look the same
[19:27:14] <SirFinkus> you aren't, designers have less flexibility than during the old days
[19:27:53] <SirFinkus> need to think about things like aerodynamics and tougher safety standards
[19:28:09] <SirFinkus> like bumper height and depth
[19:28:51] <nick> http://carguideblog.com
[19:28:58] <nick> http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com
[19:31:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I see a Tesla nearly every day. But the CEO of the company we share a building with drives one, and he has a parking spot right next to the building, so that's not surprising.
[19:32:53] <nick> traded in his Audi S8 for it?
[19:35:57] <nick> im loving the switch some of the wealthy are doing with the tesla thing.. "well i used to drive a C63 mercedes, because if you want to spend $100k on a car, you can't get an eco-friendly one, but now the model s exists, i can save the planet with my consumerism!"
[19:35:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> probably, but I don't know - I've only worked here since March, and he's had it that whole time.
[19:36:41] <nick> the prius got uncool really quick when minicab/taxi drivers started using them
[19:37:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> the prius never designed to be cool outside of nerd circles, though.
[19:38:41] <nick> it appeared to be for quite a while, to go for a stereotype... the guardian reading middle class liberal crowd. ;)
[19:39:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> it's got interesting solutions to a couple of engineering problems (aerodynamics and parellel hybrid propulsion) but otherwise pretty much just another car.
[19:39:45] <nick> ive never been in one, but ive looked at them, and they're certainly nothing special
[19:40:17] <nick> but ive found that about most cars, even ones that should be a little special
[19:41:18] <nick> as far as build quality, i was extremely disappointed when i got to check out an Audi A8 4.2 Quattro, not quite an S8 but pretty close
[19:42:04] <nick> it didnt feel any better quality overall than any old honda from this century
[19:42:32] <nick> it looked nicer obviously, but not to touch
[19:43:33] <nick> AndyTheAbsurd: any particular opinions on the merits of hybrid?
[19:45:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Not really
[19:45:29] <nick> myself, and my general social circles are of the opinion its a load of shit, the worst of everything
[19:46:12] <nick> engineering wise, as you mentioned before, it can be interesting
[19:46:26] <nick> but as a practical solution, bit of a scam from my perspective
[19:46:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> in general, burning dead dinosaurs for private transportation strikes me as a bad deal in today's world; it really only makes sense for trips that too long to take an electric car but not long enough to bother with flying.
[19:47:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> And what most people don't seem to realize is that they *could* use an modern electric car for something like 99% of their trips
[19:48:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> The "electric cars are impractical because I can't drive one from LA to Las Vegas!" thing always seems to come up when electric cars are dicussed
[19:48:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> but it's bullshit
[19:49:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> the amount of money you'd save NOT buying gas for your daily commute would cover the cost of renting (and paying for gas for) an ICE-powered vehicle for that trip.
[20:23:41] <nick> i agree to a point
[20:24:28] <nick> but at the same time, on the cant drive from x to y
[20:24:28] <nick> if you do not have a garage or off-street parking, it's not all that easy to charge your electric car
[20:25:14] <nick> and the time it takes to do so when you need to, i can stop for 5 minutes at a gas station and get 300 miles away
[20:25:25] <nick> only need to stop for another 5 minutes
[20:25:39] <nick> but at the same time, that one 5 minute stop can last a long time if im only doing 5-10 miles a day
[20:26:03] <nick> sometimes i can be lucky to park on the same block as where i live
[20:28:54] <nick> i am no fan of burning dead dinosaurs for fuel, i'm up for alternative fuels for personal transport. battery packs are not practical for a notable number of people
[20:30:21] <nick> especially normal people in the cities and densely packed suburbs, without the driveways, garages or even places to park near work
[20:35:39] <SirFinkus> people in cities should use public transportation
[20:36:15] <cmn32480> and travel wiht the great unwashed masses???
[20:36:20] <cmn32480> to hell you say!
[20:36:32] <nick> you'll have to watch your head while i carry my ladder through the train station
[20:36:55] <nick> or take all day to carry one server at a time across london
[20:37:35] <SirFinkus> obviously if you need a ladder, you drive
[20:37:43] <nick> well obviously
[20:38:01] <SirFinkus> but for the vast majority of people living in cities, public transportation should work fine
[20:38:23] <nick> it should, but it doesnt always, i had the joys of using it on tuesday
[20:38:33] <nick> been a long time since i used a subway at rushour
[20:38:36] <nick> rush hour(
[20:38:48] <cmn32480> as a for instance
[20:39:01] <cmn32480> I ahve an 8am meeting
[20:39:09] <nick> was just like the pictures you may have seen from Japan
[20:39:15] <nick> being pushed into the train and packed like sardines
[20:39:26] <cmn32480> train arrives at either 7:15 or 7:45
[20:39:30] <SirFinkus> oh, I was thinking of the *other* pictures
[20:39:35] <nick> nowhere to go, cant move an inch, or shift your foot
[20:39:36] <cmn32480> the walk to the train station might be 20 minutes
[20:39:46] <nick> im seriously not exaggerating
[20:39:55] <SirFinkus> did you get groped?
[20:40:01] <cmn32480> and he liked it!
[20:40:11] <nick> not enough room to move your hands for a grope
[20:40:14] <cmn32480> but tells spallsHurgenson not to do it again.
[20:40:20] <nick> you just have to deal with whoever is rubbing against you
[20:40:24] <nick> or whoever you're rubbing against
[20:41:04] <nick> cmn32480: similar situation when i took trains to work sometimes, when i was working in the city believe it or not!
[20:41:12] <cmn32480> sounds like the beginning of a pr0n flick
[20:41:26] <cmn32480> I used to do it when I workied in Manhattan.
[20:41:33] <nick> 20 minutes to the station, walking... buy ticket wait 10-15minutes for the train.... hour on the train
[20:41:36] <cmn32480> it became a f**k that situation.
[20:41:40] <nick> half hour walk to where im actually supposed to be
[20:42:02] <nick> makes a 10-15 mile journey quite tedious
[20:42:45] <nick> cmn32480: i'd kind of forgotten people have to do it every day
[20:42:52] <nick> most people on the train i was on, no doubt
[20:43:01] <cmn32480> yup
[20:43:01] <nick> and another point about that
[20:43:07] <nick> was after missing 3 trains
[20:43:11] <nick> because they were so rammed
[20:43:12] <cmn32480> certainly don't miss it...
[20:43:23] <nick> couldn't get on them, other people pushing past to be a sardine
[20:43:52] <cmn32480> God Bless Living and Working in the Suburbs!
[20:44:04] <nick> and no one wants to get off the train then either, to let people off who actually want to get off
[20:44:14] <nick> because that one step off the train means someone else will take your spot
[20:44:18] <cmn32480> afraid they might not get back on
[20:44:20] <nick> when all you were doing was being polite
[20:45:30] <nick> like that one time i made the mistake of holding a door open for someone in Hong Kong
[20:45:34] <nick> spent 10 minutes being a doorman
[20:45:55] <cmn32480> did they at least tip?
[20:46:01] <nick> i wish
[20:46:14] <nick> after however long it really was, i just had to leave the door
[20:46:18] <nick> or i'd have been there all day
[20:46:34] <nick> let it close on someone because i had held it open for so many people
[20:46:54] <nick> just doing the polite thing, holding the door for the person behind me
[20:48:37] * nick wants to go back to being a tourist in the city
[20:50:50] <nick> to all ya'll who do like living in a city, i dont know how you do it...
[20:50:54] <nick> it amazes me
[20:52:35] <nick> right, before i rant too much more... im going to try and relax
[20:52:48] * nick hat tip to cmn32480
[20:53:03] <cmn32480> get some rest nick
[20:53:26] <nick> take care, appreciate letting me vent ;)
[20:53:35] * nick general hat tip
[20:54:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Announces 18.4" Galaxy View Tablet - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-the-Samsung-Universe-View-Tablet
[21:05:39] <SirFinkus> so this is happening for some reason
[21:05:40] <SirFinkus> http://www.twitch.tv
[21:05:40] <GW> ^ 03Twitch
[21:07:49] <chromas> how can anyone follow the chat?
[21:08:27] <cmn32480> speed read?
[21:16:22] <cmn32480> time to go home.
[21:16:35] <cmn32480> see y'all after I get the kids in bed.
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[22:14:13] <takyon> ready to make a good sub about an International Microbiome Initiative
[22:14:24] <takyon> I hope P666 didn't do it already
[22:16:47] <takyon> the faster a Twitch chat scrolls, the closer it gets to metastasizing into meme cancer
[22:38:03] <takyon> son of a bitch Phoenix666 really did submit the microbiome story
[22:46:58] <takyon> so many submissions
[22:47:05] <takyon> I don't see one about Project Loon though
[22:52:00] <SirFinkus> sounds suspiciously canadian
[22:56:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine - http://sylnt.us - dark-meat-please
[23:01:54] <Yog-Yogguth> Project Titan should get a mention with Project Loon, Titan is sort of scary
[23:02:05] <Yog-Yogguth> alexbst: what is oneplus2?
[23:03:07] * Deucalion floats in
[23:03:22] <Yog-Yogguth> hello Deucalion :)
[23:03:52] <Yog-Yogguth> local news reports people buying meat as a protest movement
[23:04:03] <Deucalion> Hi Yoghurtman - how goes your high calcium life?
[23:04:07] <Yog-Yogguth> a butcher actually ran out of bacon
[23:04:25] <Yog-Yogguth> my high calcium life is running smoothly ;)
[23:04:37] <Deucalion> Glad to hear it :D
[23:04:54] <Yog-Yogguth> especially when I use a fork :)
[23:05:20] <Deucalion> Butchers running out of meat? Is that some reaction to the "bacon is the cancers" latest scare?
[23:05:26] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[23:05:47] <Yog-Yogguth> basically the revolution is already here :D
[23:06:23] <takyon> there are multiple Project Loon updates that came out in the past days
[23:06:51] <takyon> partnership with Indonesian govt, and a plan to create a ring of the balloons around the Earth within the next year
[23:07:31] <takyon> although the ring will not be continuous coverage. Just a lot of balloons in a "straight line"
[23:07:46] <Deucalion> life is fatal..... I've lost track of how many things have been declared cancer, then repealed.... over and over. I refuse to give in to the puritans :D
[23:07:58] * Deucalion sips a cold beer
[23:08:00] <Yog-Yogguth> good :)
[23:08:09] <takyon> Deucalion sips CANCER
[23:08:50] <Deucalion> takyon, few minutes on a charcoal grill.... wait til it goes pink.... yummy.. CRAB!!!
[23:09:35] <takyon> nice Latin
[23:09:59] <takyon> but you'll be as dead as Latin, of CANCER
[23:10:28] <Yog-Yogguth> everybody has cancer all the time
[23:11:12] <takyon> I know
[23:11:21] <takyon> that's why we need to get those nanobots into production
[23:11:26] <takyon> they're the only real cure for cancer
[23:12:05] <Yog-Yogguth> creatures are having sex on your face right now too
[23:12:13] <Yog-Yogguth> what are you doing about that huh? :P
[23:13:31] <Yog-Yogguth> eight-legged sex in your sweat-pore jacuzis :P
[23:13:40] <takyon> I was thinking of committing a genocide
[23:13:46] <takyon> but I'm too lazy
[23:14:07] <Yog-Yogguth> too small to rub off
[23:14:25] * Deucalion actually cackled..... ewwwww... must... bathe ... in ..... bleach!!!
[23:14:31] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[23:15:01] <Yog-Yogguth> they <3 you :)
[23:19:13] <Deucalion> And I love them... all those bacteria in my gut keeping me regular.... it's just a balance, we have a defence mechanism for a reason. We're walking symbioses really. Try telling the bleach happy yummy mummies that while they worry over their snotty, wheezing little rug rats. Oh well.... probably says something about basic levels of education which is not the fault of those exposed to it :(
[23:19:57] <Yog-Yogguth> yes
[23:23:13] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:23:14] <GW> ^ 03UK ministers, not judges, to sign off on Brit spies' surveillance • The Register
[23:23:37] <Deucalion> Probably helps this got beaten into me as a kid - medical parents....... dinner table conversations were 'informative'.... nothing like learning about staph.aureus infection over a pork chop :D
[23:23:56] <Yog-Yogguth> hah that's nasty XD
[23:27:23] <takyon> all the snuff films you watch probably help
[23:27:44] <takyon> speaking of snuff
[23:27:58] <takyon> it's almost Halloween
[23:28:38] <Deucalion> not really - just reality at the time for me, introduced at a young enough age to avoid the "eww" and encourage the "why not stick this lance in that boil and see what happens" - then explain why/ how that boil formed. Kinda grim I guess in hindsight, just make sure to wash up before eating :D
[23:29:15] <Deucalion> Formative years......
[23:29:19] * Yog-Yogguth has tried https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:29:20] <GW> ^ 03Wiki: Snuff (tobacco)
[23:33:48] <Deucalion> never tried snuff tobacco.... various other things ~may~ have ascended to my nasal cavities in my earlier life, but never that. Those times, if they ever happened at all, are long gone... decades ago... not that I ever did inhale or something. :/
[23:34:00] * Deucalion keeps digging this hole
[23:35:37] <takyon> crickets
[23:39:45] <Deucalion> I have that effect :D
[23:40:01] * Yog-Yogguth looks down the hole to see if that's where the stash is
[23:45:41] * Yog-Yogguth doesn't find anything
[23:45:48] <takyon> no, you have to look up the hole
[23:46:00] <Deucalion> meh - I'm not shy.... I may have had a "lively" youth... I will neither confirm nor deny that of course.. but in any case that is a long time past and nowadays it is early to bed with a cup of cocoa. As an aside, who would you want ruling on narcotic policy a. Someone who went there and came back b. Someone living in a dogma that drugs are bad mmmm'kay? Just saying....
[23:47:36] <Yog-Yogguth> I smoke, and that's "worse" than anything else these days it seems
[23:53:23] <Deucalion> Used to get that here a couple of years back.... the black looks and hissing type reaction.... it's eased off more lately... no smoking in restaurants or bars of course, but that's fine, it never was fun to come back from a night out with stinky clothes, smoking outdoors only is fine with me.
[23:54:34] <takyon> I'd rather smell the dankest cloud of weed than tobacco
[23:54:54] <Yog-Yogguth> takyon proves my point :D
[23:56:14] <Yog-Yogguth> aactually you both do :3
[23:56:30] <takyon> my smoker hate is pretty passive. I just get away from the source where possible
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[23:57:54] <takyon> do you smoke Spalls
[23:58:21] <Deucalion> prolly has to ask his cat for permission
[23:58:25] <Deucalion> :D
[23:58:38] <SpallsHurgenson> only when wet; otherwise I burn quite cleanly
[23:58:58] <Yog-Yogguth> oh dear o pants and cat? That's begging for disaster
[23:59:02] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[23:59:03] <GW> ^ 03Bad Review Of Unopened French Restaurant Costs Reviewer : The Two-Way : NPR
[23:59:11] <Yog-Yogguth> no pants*
[23:59:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> truly. you do not want a spooked cat in your lap even with pants on.