#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-27
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[00:14:27] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[00:15:07] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I'm a guy maybe! He means me!
[00:16:27] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls, how are you?
[00:17:04] <SpallsHurgenson> hmm... I wasn't expecting the spanish inquisition
[00:22:02] <BadCoderFinger> Ok, I'll tone it down a notch.
[00:22:52] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh>
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[00:37:16] <Yog-Yogguth> we need more submissions *hits submit*
[00:37:55] <SpallsHurgenson> but there's nothing new on the internet :)
[00:38:03] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[00:38:08] <Yog-Yogguth> something old then :)
[00:38:37] <Yog-Yogguth> anyway I just did the US IRS Stingray I, II, Hailstorm story
[00:42:46] <Yog-Yogguth> in other news the US wants war with China? https://www.rt.com
[00:42:48] <GW> ^ 03US plans to send destroyer to China’s artificial islands – reports — RT News
[00:43:01] <Yog-Yogguth> not really SN material
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[01:18:53] <cmn32480|away> well done article Yog-Yogguth
[01:18:58] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[01:19:31] <Yog-Yogguth> ty working on another much mroe pleasant and lighthearted submission right now :)
[01:20:02] <cmn32480> I caught a couple minor typos... but that was mostly to keep the community from eviscerating me.
[01:20:45] <Yog-Yogguth> although I might be making it too lighthearted (hidden Erds reference & Arthur C. Clarke "zombie" joke))
[01:21:00] <cmn32480> depends on the rest of the topic
[01:21:53] * cmn32480 clangs the submission bell
[01:21:54] <Yog-Yogguth> the topic is a piece of space debris "called" WT----F (actually WT1190F) that's going to come slamming on Friday the 13th next month XD
[01:21:59] <Yog-Yogguth> not a lie either :)
[01:22:15] <cmn32480> excellent! sounds at least interesting
[01:22:27] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah it's interesting and kind of silly too :)
[01:22:49] <cmn32480> screw this shaking the tin... I'm getting a Fu-long Gong like the Marching Band had in hisgh School
[01:23:08] <Yog-Yogguth> heh :)
[01:24:50] <cmn32480> one of them big ones.... ours was like 36 inches across
[01:25:21] <Yog-Yogguth> just remember the baby oil and the leopard skin as well ;)
[01:25:43] <cmn32480> hey... those are private things!
[01:25:46] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[01:26:06] <cmn32480> I'll not have them outed on a publicly logged channel again!
[01:26:36] <Yog-Yogguth> sorry *<:3
[01:27:02] <cmn32480> meh... it could be worse... I could be SpallsHurgenson
[01:27:05] <Yog-Yogguth> (smiley with dunce cap)
[01:27:21] <cmn32480> he's maybe a guy
[01:27:24] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah... no leopard skin
[01:27:31] <SpallsHurgenson> ohmigod, that would be terrible!
[01:27:38] <cmn32480> I agree
[01:27:40] <Yog-Yogguth> lol
[01:27:58] * cmn32480 hands SpallsHurgenson the baby oil and leopard skins
[01:28:03] <SpallsHurgenson> There Can Be Only One!
[01:28:13] * SpallsHurgenson lops off cmn32480's head
[01:28:17] <cmn32480> a fact for which we are eternally greatful
[01:28:44] * cmn32480 picks up his head and sits it back in the right spot... bald part up
[01:29:04] <SpallsHurgenson> just nobody give him a hearty slap on the back :)
[01:29:31] * SpallsHurgenson gives c,m32480 a hearty slap on the back (to show everyone what not to do) and watches as the head tumbles off again
[01:29:58] <chromas> if you slap him on the back, his face will stay like that forever!
[01:30:46] <SpallsHurgenson> oooooh!
[01:31:47] * cmn32480 searches around blindly looking for his head...
[01:32:09] <chromas> Your head knows where it is; you just have to ask
[01:32:34] * cmn32480 's head mutter something about needed to grow some backbone
[01:33:06] <chromas> ♪rolling rolling rolling♫
[01:33:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Uber Partners With NJ Town to Provide Free Rides to Cut Drunk Driving - http://sylnt.us - i'm-as-jober-as-a-sudge-ocifer
[01:33:34] <cmn32480> god my ass is frozen
[01:34:17] <cmn32480> shit... we might just make it through to morning with the subs in the queue... after that...
[01:34:41] <SpallsHurgenson> Doooooooooooom!
[01:34:57] * chromas sings the doom song
[01:35:06] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a doom song?
[01:35:18] <cmn32480> perhaps if you'd toss an article in the queue SpallsHurgenson , the rest of the community would be inspired!
[01:36:05] <SpallsHurgenson> but I told ya, there's internet is closed today!
[01:36:21] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:36:22] <GW> ^ 03Gir - The Doom Song - YouTube
[01:36:25] <cmn32480> oh. well tomorrow then, perhaps
[01:37:27] <SpallsHurgenson> that has nothing to do with Doom. I want a song about Doom!
[01:37:50] <cmn32480> that'd be more of a video... wouldn't it?
[01:38:04] <crutchy> awww i missed a troll debate :(
[01:38:17] <crutchy> though admittedly Gravis kinda sucks at trolling
[01:38:29] <chromas> http://www.npr.org
[01:38:30] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, he was good enough to make my list :)
[01:38:30] <GW> ^ 03Scientists Theorize Inflammation May Trigger Some Mental Illnesses : Shots - Health News : NPR
[01:39:08] <cmn32480> you writing it up chromas?
[01:39:18] <chromas> sure why not
[01:39:24] * cmn32480 pokes the submission bell again
[01:39:25] <crutchy> progressives need to come up with some more technical detailed arguments to make them at least a little harder to disprove
[01:39:35] <cmn32480> YAY!!
[01:39:39] <cmn32480> chromas++
[01:39:39] <Bender> karma - chromas: 120
[01:39:47] <cmn32480> Yog-Yogguth++
[01:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, stop trying to ruin my fun. i like their arguments.
[01:39:58] <cmn32480> YogYogguth++
[01:39:58] <Bender> karma - yogyogguth: 2
[01:40:14] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson+-
[01:40:37] <crutchy> nonsense. you think they're easy too. you're prolly just lazy like me and don't wanna have to think hard to win :p
[01:40:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly.
[01:41:42] <crutchy> i like easy arguments too, but it would make for more entertainment if the argument was a bit more technical
[01:42:20] <crutchy> even programming trollfests are a bit lame lately. maybe i should have a go at perl one night :D
[01:43:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> welcome to it. school me on the stripe code if you like.
[01:43:07] <crutchy> actually i suck at perl so i'd be pretty easy to roll :/
[01:44:14] <crutchy> are you one of those guys that sticks to an 89 char line length limit as a hard rule?
[01:44:29] <chromas> 79 chars motherfucker!
[01:44:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> poutine's much better than any of our other trolls really. large parts of what he says are true, he's just a dick about it.
[01:44:33] <crutchy> oops
[01:44:39] <crutchy> lol
[01:44:49] <chromas> ~bitchslap
[01:44:53] <chromas> I challenge you to a duel
[01:44:56] <crutchy> and gets distracted by ascii pr0nz
[01:44:58] <SpallsHurgenson> dickiness doesn't make him a troll
[01:45:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, his trolling makes him a troll
[01:45:24] <crutchy> he did find a loophole in my bot's join script that even konomi wasn't aware of
[01:45:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> come in, be a dick about anything you can think of, leave. troll.
[01:45:39] <chromas> technically it's an irc loophole
[01:45:48] <crutchy> i guess yeah
[01:45:52] <cmn32480> care to share with the rest of us?
[01:46:04] <crutchy> /join 0
[01:46:40] <crutchy> though its in the RFC so looks like it was intended
[01:47:00] <crutchy> i just didn't read the rfc well enough :p
[01:47:09] <chromas> reading's for suckers
[01:47:11] <cmn32480> and that does what precisely?
[01:47:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> you read the rfc?
[01:47:12] * SpallsHurgenson only has vague memories of poutine... he was first on the list :)
[01:47:30] <crutchy> i read some yeah. /me is ashamed
[01:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, that's worse than RTFAing
[01:48:04] <cmn32480> we all slip up sometimes TMB!
[01:48:16] <chromas> cmn32480: it parts all channels
[01:48:33] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[01:48:42] <crutchy> i even read some of TS5 that charybdis works to
[01:48:45] <cmn32480> so you join all channels on a given server?
[01:49:18] <crutchy> cmn32480, it effectively caused my bot to /quit
[01:49:24] <crutchy> from vague memory
[01:49:29] <chromas> =sayto # ircd quit
[01:49:30] <cmn32480> lol
[01:49:35] <chromas> hm, that one doesn't work
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[01:49:53] <chromas> =sayto # irc quit
[01:50:00] <chromas> the internet lied to me
[01:50:12] <cmn32480> not possible
[01:50:29] <crutchy> =sayto # tama, yo mama is so fat the stars change their orbit to avoid being sucked into her black hole
[01:50:39] <chromas> or maybe it just doesn't work on charbydis
[01:51:19] * chromas wonders why his spellcheck thinks contractions like "isn't" are misspelligns
[01:51:47] <cmn32480> probably the extra quotes on the outside...
[01:52:09] <crutchy> xlefay is the only guy i've personally come across that made a bot that successfully connects to a charybdis server as a service
[01:52:16] <crutchy> i tried but failed'
[01:52:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. bedtime for the guy who shall write more billing code tomorrow.
[01:52:54] <crutchy> he was bouncing off the walls about it, aaaand then disappeared
[01:53:09] <crutchy> ~g'night TheMightyBuzzard
[01:53:11] * exec brazenly offers a toilet bowl of $insert_beverage_here to TheMightyBuzzard
[01:53:15] <cmn32480> night buzzard
[01:53:18] <chromas> !bier xlefay
[01:53:18] * Bender schenkt een glas duvel in voor xlefay
[01:53:23] <chromas> !bier TheMightyBuzzard
[01:53:24] * Bender geeft een flesje jupiler aan TheMightyBuzzard
[01:53:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> oops, i spoke too soon. gotta mod ban someone.
[01:53:32] * crutchy is gunna go enjoy some sunnyshine before i gotta check some more comps
[01:54:18] <crutchy> ~api find SirSpankALot
[01:54:20] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[01:54:24] * chromas wonders if apple cores are safe for dogs
[01:54:25] <cmn32480> enjoy crutchy... see you fro a few minutes on either end of the day tomorrow or today... depending...
[01:54:53] <crutchy> cya cmn32480, chromas, bender o/
[01:55:01] <SpallsHurgenson> sunshine? there is no sunshine! it's bitterly cold winter! and if you don't believe me, look at cmn32480's ass!
[01:55:30] <crutchy> is he wearing pants?
[01:55:32] <chromas> ~g'night crutchy crutchinson
[01:55:34] * exec abnormally hurls a bucket of pancakes at crutchy
[01:55:52] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[02:03:48] * Yog-Yogguth slides in the boomrang WTF submission
[02:04:34] <Yog-Yogguth> am I the only one who tries to stay a little below 79 chars width? 79 chars breaks easily if stuff gets quoted (that's 3 extra chars right there)
[02:04:53] <Yog-Yogguth> or at least 2
[02:05:04] <Yog-Yogguth> 1 in a pinch
[02:05:16] * chromas lets the software do the wrapping
[02:05:20] <BadCoderFinger> I use 78 in emails.
[02:06:27] <Yog-Yogguth> in emails I just do whatever depending on where the mail is ending up
[02:07:27] <crutchy> ~queue
[02:07:31] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 6 - http://sylnt.us
[02:07:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like using 81 just to annoy people who think it matters.
[02:07:38] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:07:39] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[02:07:46] <BadCoderFinger> I use 120 in code.
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> I Limi
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> t myse
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> lf to
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> six ch
[02:09:03] <SpallsHurgenson> aracte
[02:09:04] <SpallsHurgenson> rs whe
[02:09:04] <SpallsHurgenson> never
[02:09:05] <SpallsHurgenson> I can.
[02:09:16] <cmn32480> 4 he
[02:09:18] <cmn32480> re
[02:09:23] <cmn32480> dick
[02:09:56] <cmn32480> crutchy - the answer is the queue is near bloody empty.
[02:10:03] <Yog-Yogguth> how about 30 and a quarter he.
[02:10:11] <Yog-Yogguth> .
[02:10:18] <Yog-Yogguth> (and that wasa question)
[02:11:49] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.nytimes.com
[02:11:51] <GW> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[02:12:10] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:12:11] <GW> ^ 03Feds in America very excited about new global privacy alert system • The Register
[02:12:17] <SpallsHurgenson> https://torrentfreak.com
[02:12:18] <GW> ^ 03Filmmaker Unions Want to Criminalize Streaming Piracy - TorrentFreak
[02:12:31] <Yog-Yogguth> http://www.iflscience.com
[02:12:32] <GW> ^ 03Ravens Can Spot a Cheater And Won't Trust Them | IFLScience
[02:12:46] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.businessinsider.com
[02:12:47] <GW> ^ 03The 15 best CEOs in tech - Business Insider
[02:12:54] <SpallsHurgenson> go do something with those stories :) :)
[02:13:04] <cmn32480> Yog-Yogguth - the Ravens do play the Patriots pretty frequently
[02:13:08] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehill.com
[02:13:11] <GW> ^ 03Court orders TSA to finalize rule on full-body scanners | TheHill
[02:13:25] <cmn32480> that last one looks neat
[02:13:28] <Yog-Yogguth> you sound like you might be the choice to write that one up cmn32480 :)
[02:13:30] <cmn32480> write it up spalls
[02:13:34] <SpallsHurgenson> http://phys.org
[02:13:35] <GW> ^ 03Researchers create blackest material ever made
[02:13:38] <Yog-Yogguth> (I don't know anything about football(?))
[02:13:52] * SpallsHurgenson can't write it up; I'm functionally illiterate :)
[02:14:01] <cmn32480> THe Patriots are cheaters. So is everybody else. The Patriots got caught.
[02:14:30] <cmn32480> ~submit http://thehill.com
[02:15:00] <Yog-Yogguth> if nobody else wants to I'll try to write up the ravens one and leave out the sports for the comments
[02:15:10] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:15:11] <cmn32480> :-p
[02:15:13] <SpallsHurgenson> anyway, I have a crippling Bejeweled Addiction that prevents me from doing any work. I have a note from my doctor even! :)
[02:15:36] <cmn32480> ~submit https://torrentfreak.com
[02:15:51] <Yog-Yogguth> anyone smart enough for this one? (not me)
[02:15:52] <Yog-Yogguth> http://nextbigfuture.com
[02:15:53] <GW> ^ 03Next Big Future: Nanoscale Diamond ?Racetrack? Becomes Breakthrough Raman Laser
[02:16:05] <cmn32480> !WOOSH!
[02:16:08] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[02:16:16] <cmn32480> ~submit https://torrentfreak.com
[02:16:42] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[02:16:48] <exec> error: something went wrong with your submission
[02:16:49] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram!
[02:16:58] <cmn32480> WHAT went wrong exec???
[02:17:03] <Bytram> bone chewer!
[02:17:06] <Bytram> !uid
[02:17:06] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5926, owned by machineghost
[02:17:25] <cmn32480> sheesh... is debugging information to much to ask for? then I can hand it to Bytram and tell him to fix it!
[02:17:35] <cmn32480> ~submit https://torrentfreak.com
[02:17:39] <BadCoderFinger> exec may have microsoft's error message team.
[02:17:47] <Bytram> yous gots that backwards, padawan
[02:18:07] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[02:18:20] <cmn32480> ahh... submitted too fast...
[02:18:24] <Bytram> ~submit https://example.com
[02:18:25] <cmn32480> i guess
[02:18:28] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[02:18:41] <Bytram> ;)
[02:18:51] <cmn32480> oh sure... YOU get good info in return..
[02:19:02] <cmn32480> I get "It failed, dumbass"
[02:19:46] <BadCoderFinger> The bot only picks on you because it secretly likes you.
[02:23:57] <SpallsHurgenson> now I have this image in my head of the bot turning to cmn32480 and saying in a mechanical voice "Now. I. Understand. This. Thing. You. Humans. Call. Love."
[02:24:33] <cmn32480> if the bot likes me that much... it can come do the dishes that I am putting off by talking to you lot
[02:25:52] <exec> cmn32480: Now. I. Understand. This. Thing. You. Humans. Call. Love.
[02:26:06] <cmn32480> ROFL
[02:26:17] <Bytram> ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
[02:26:18] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab exec
[02:26:18] <Bender> Added quote 581
[02:26:30] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: Nice!
[02:26:45] <SpallsHurgenson> don't look at me; I have no bot-fu
[02:27:07] <Bytram> but to think to grab it, too bad we coldn't grab cmn's intro, too.
[02:27:20] <Bytram> !grab BadCoderFinger
[02:27:20] <Bender> Added quote 582
[02:27:29] <Bytram> close enough, I guess.
[02:27:49] <cmn32480> you all are nucking futz
[02:28:38] <BadCoderFinger> Yes, I think that's true.
[02:28:57] <SpallsHurgenson> speak for yourself; I'm the sane one in this group :)
[02:29:06] <cmn32480> I'm not sure there are too many arguments against the thoguht
[02:30:49] <Bytram> afk brb dinner
[02:33:26] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls: The state of your pants proves otherwise.
[02:34:02] <chromas> what pants?
[02:34:52] <BadCoderFinger> See!
[02:35:06] <cmn32480> ok
[02:35:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm the only person here sane enough to see past the trouser-conspiracy!
[02:35:24] <cmn32480> wear a kilt
[02:35:38] <cmn32480> it feels good to have a breeze on your undercarriage
[02:35:46] <BadCoderFinger> A utilikilt!
[02:35:56] <BadCoderFinger> I've actually seen someone wearing one.
[02:36:10] <cmn32480> they are excellent
[02:36:40] <cmn32480> I don't own a utilikilt, but I do own a standard one
[02:37:05] <cmn32480> very comfortable
[02:38:39] <cmn32480> gents... I am off to bed.
[02:38:46] <cmn32480> a pleasant good evening to you all.
[02:38:59] <cmn32480> and pants to you SpallsHurgenson
[02:39:08] <BadCoderFinger> Later cmn!
[02:39:46] <JamesNZ> cmn32480: Don't let the bedbugs bite!
[02:40:06] <cmn32480> ~g'night jamesNZ
[02:40:07] * exec allegedly tosses a pair of used panties full of bewb to jamesNZ
[02:40:12] <cmn32480> you unholy bastard
[02:40:20] <JamesNZ> bedbugs++
[02:40:20] <Bender> karma - bedbugs: 1
[02:40:24] <cmn32480> lol
[02:40:35] <JamesNZ> ~gnight cmn32480
[02:40:35] <cmn32480> and I am home so the liekyl hood of that is nearly zero.
[02:40:36] * exec clumsily slides a toilet bowl of milo to cmn32480
[02:40:41] <cmn32480> ewww
[02:40:43] <JamesNZ> Or so you think!
[02:40:52] <cmn32480> I SAID NEARLY!!!!!!
[02:40:56] <cmn32480> :-)
[02:41:00] <cmn32480> night all.
[02:41:04] <JamesNZ> \o
[02:41:07] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[02:41:17] <BadCoderFinger> They could be horseshoe crabs. Those are the worst bedbugs.
[02:41:26] * cmn32480|away gives one last kick to the submission bell
[02:41:34] <JamesNZ> BadCoderFinger: You don't say :P
[02:42:37] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:25:18] <SpallsHurgenson> meh, windows!
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[03:34:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Regulators Issue First Nuclear Plant Operating License Since 1996 - http://sylnt.us - watch-out-for-the-three-eyed-fish
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[04:28:09] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah I thought I had falled off...
[04:33:05] * Yog-Yogguth submits the Raven & cheese story
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[04:42:36] * Yog-Yogguth has no idea what to make of the FTC GPEN Alert stuff except to note that the countries fall into a group halfway between the memebers of the Five Eyes and Nine Eyes groups
[04:42:54] <Yog-Yogguth> in reference to this stuff mentioned before http://www.theregister.co.uk
[04:42:55] <GW> ^* 03Feds in America very excited about new global privacy alert system • The Register
[04:47:59] <SirFinkus> I got a fancy new chip and pin credit card in the mail
[04:48:01] <SirFinkus> it's black
[04:48:27] <SirFinkus> I feel special because it's black
[04:48:38] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[04:48:48] <SirFinkus> I'm in an exclusive club
[04:49:03] <Yog-Yogguth> http://www.wired.com
[04:49:04] <GW> ^✓ 03X-Ray Scans Expose an Ingenious Chip-and-Pin Card Hack | WIRED
[04:49:26] <Yog-Yogguth> kind of funny but my debit card is all white
[04:49:51] <Yog-Yogguth> looks like an iPhone 9000 from the future
[04:49:57] <SirFinkus> honestly, idgaf, visa is going to eat any fraudulent charges
[04:50:13] <SirFinkus> just a slightly annoying phone call
[04:50:32] <Yog-Yogguth> you got that kind of call right now?
[04:50:43] <SirFinkus> ?
[04:51:02] <Yog-Yogguth> I must have missed something
[04:51:25] <Yog-Yogguth> was that a comment to the link?
[04:52:05] <SirFinkus> yeah
[04:52:16] <Yog-Yogguth> ah
[04:53:11] <Yog-Yogguth> I was thinking of the calls one gets when they think the card has been misused
[04:53:55] <Yog-Yogguth> I got one of those some time ago, was a bit funny sitting there with the card in my hand explaining that yes it was me that used the card :)
[04:54:36] <Yog-Yogguth> in the middle of the deepest night on the internet :3 (I'm surprised they didn't wait until the next morning to call, would only have been a few hours)
[05:00:34] <SirFinkus> I had mine stolen once, used it to buy $600 worth of stuff at a rite aid
[05:00:46] <SirFinkus> nod a dime out of pocket, got a new card in 2 days
[05:34:10] <Gravis> aww man... just finished this week's walking dead episode. this week's winner: zombies!
[05:36:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Three Ways Big Companies are Connecting with Millennials - http://sylnt.us - maybe-they-can-play-on-my-lawn
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[06:50:22] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[06:50:23] <GW> ^ 03Australia is the meat-eating capital of the world
[06:50:37] <JamesNZ> straya++
[06:50:37] <Bender> karma - straya: 1
[06:52:50] <crutchy> i was surprised that beef wasnt higher
[06:53:47] <crutchy> most aussies live in cities though
[06:54:01] <crutchy> poor bastards
[07:07:55] <Gravis> crutchy: what's wrong with cities?
[07:38:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US IRS Bought Stingray, Stingray II, and Hailstorm IMSI-Catchers - http://sylnt.us - is-any-tla-not-listening-in
[08:03:19] <crutchy> cities suck
[08:09:23] <SirFinkus> not enough roadkill to eat?
[09:09:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cognitive Enhancement May Not be All It's Cracked Up To Be. - http://sylnt.us - medication-must-be-the-answer
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[10:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1797
[10:20:15] * chromas has a 0% accepted story rate :)
[10:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas just sad man
[10:24:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, you have a 93% rate.
[10:25:35] <chromas> doesn't say that for me
[10:26:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> funkay
[10:26:25] <chromas> it forgets them after awhile. guess it's been a few months since I submitted something
[10:27:10] <chromas> It probably has the same memory the polls have, since you can vote again after awhile
[10:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm, i spose
[10:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, i hate cleaning up code into modules
[11:02:02] <crutchy> just sweep them codes under the rug instead
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[11:10:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where Are the Jobs Really? - http://sylnt.us - they-are-hiding
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[11:28:02] <cmn32480|away> morning buzzard
[11:28:06] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[11:28:10] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:28:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1798
[11:28:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[11:28:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:28:43] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1799
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[11:50:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid brain, wake up. recursion isn't that difficult.
[11:53:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i'm not sure we want to do that anyway...
[12:31:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, think the cleanup is done. let's see where the punctuation errors are now.
[13:01:45] <alexbst> hoi
[13:04:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, alexbst
[13:12:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ‘Psychic Robot’ Will Know What You Really Meant to Do - http://sylnt.us - what-am-I-thinking-now
[13:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. cleanup done. code is all pretty and modular. now to have a smoke and then start in on ipn.
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[13:27:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> blerg, anonymous subs not working.
[13:29:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh, i'll figure it out tomorrow. my brain's saying it's done
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[13:31:45] <fliptop> morning everyone
[13:33:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, fliptop
[13:46:49] <fliptop> i guess the best way to get others to submit stories is for Phoenix666 to take a break
[13:47:32] * cmn32480|away clangs the submission bell
[13:47:38] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[13:47:59] <cmn32480> fliptop, you are not wrong
[13:48:35] <cmn32480> this community has been surprisingly (in a good way) resilient when it sees that the submission queue is running dry, with or without p666
[13:54:26] <fliptop> cmn32480: well i usually try a little harder when the queue is low like it was yesterday
[13:54:37] <cmn32480> it is very rare that we depend on Arthur anymore, which is good. for a while, it was arthur all the time
[13:55:53] <cmn32480> all subs are appreciated. we got a couple links to stories last night from IRC as well
[13:56:13] <fliptop> cmn32480: i was so tired last night, before going to bed i saw you rang the submission bell again so i found one more...
[13:56:22] <cmn32480> using a ~submit <link> will get exec to sub the link for you (if he is here)
[13:56:31] <cmn32480> fliptop++
[13:56:31] <Bender> karma - fliptop: 1
[13:56:41] <cmn32480> I appreciate it.
[13:57:05] <fliptop> cmn32480: no worries, like i've said i'm still very enthusiastic about the site
[13:57:07] <cmn32480> I was beat up too nad edited enough to get us through to about 1pm, in case I coudln't get back on this morning due to work commitments
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[14:00:25] <cmn32480> we all are enthusiastic about the site
[14:00:34] <cmn32480> sorry.. had to run down staris to get the UPS delivery
[14:00:36] <fliptop> i hope so
[14:00:51] <cmn32480> it's why you see the editors and the devs putting in the time we do,.
[14:01:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hmm?
[14:01:12] <cmn32480> we like the feeling and the vibe that comes off the community
[14:01:33] <cmn32480> personally, it makes me happy that people come here, read, argue, and maybe learn something
[14:01:39] <fliptop> agreed
[14:01:45] <cmn32480> it makes me feel like I am doing somethign good
[14:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> me? Feci omnia propter nookie.
[14:02:01] <cmn32480> you back on the pron actress from yesterday buzzard?
[14:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, she hadda go.
[14:02:47] <cmn32480> didja at least take video?
[14:02:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't have people bugging me for hot monkey lovin when i wanna watch tv.
[14:03:37] <cmn32480> and god forbid they interrupt you writing code
[14:03:39] <alexbst> heh
[14:04:12] <alexbst> I'm finding the safeharbour stuff super-interesting
[14:04:13] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com
[14:04:14] <GW> ^ 03Max Schrems Talks Facebook and the ECJ at IAPP Data Protection Congress - YouTube
[14:04:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> no doubt
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[14:05:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> interrupting coding used to be a killing offense but adderall makes it only a maiming offense nowadays,.
[14:15:12] <cmn32480> I suppose that is an improvement...
[14:43:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Say Popular Over-The-Counter Cold Medicine Doesn't Work - http://sylnt.us - if-it-doesn't-work-why-is-it-popular
[15:00:11] <alexbst> http://www.bbc.com
[15:00:13] <GW> ^ 03Mobile phones: Data roaming charges will be abolished - BBC News
[15:00:13] <alexbst> winning!
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[16:00:38] <Cmn32480_phone> My firewall just shit it's pants. This is very bad
[16:10:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> Cmn32480_phone, should be interesting to fix at least.
[16:19:41] <Cmn32480_phone> Yeah... it's a fucking blast
[16:45:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cislunar Boomerang to Miss Sri Lanka in November - http://sylnt.us - Mr-Sri-Lanka-not-amused
[16:58:13] <Cmn32480_phone> Thank god for spare hardware
[17:08:44] <cmn32480> Jesus H Fucking Roosevelt Christ.....
[17:08:48] <cmn32480> that SUCKED
[17:09:02] <Cmn32480_phone> Uh huh definetly
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[17:22:25] <CoolHand> looks like someone is getting split personalities
[17:25:30] <cmn32480> I go into the DT's with no internet connection...
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[18:05:26] <cmn32480> damnit... I hate computers
[18:05:40] <cmn32480> the replacement firewall had an old config in it.
[18:05:48] <cmn32480> now I gotta figure out what has changed.
[18:05:53] <cmn32480> damnit oall to hell
[18:16:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Court Orders TSA to Finalize Rule on Full-Body Scanners - http://sylnt.us - what-comes-next-anal-probes
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[19:20:29] * cmn32480 tosses up his hands and screams "NO MAS!"
[19:47:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hospital Messed Up Medications in Half of Surgeries — How Common is it? - http://sylnt.us - added-surgical-risk
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[21:19:32] <crutchy> ~queue
[21:19:36] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 10 - http://sylnt.us
[21:38:10] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:38:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1800
[21:38:14] <crutchy> work--
[21:38:14] <Bender> karma - work: -15
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[22:10:05] <cmn32480> f*** this. I'm going home.
[22:24:40] <takyon> n
[22:32:39] <Gravis> o
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[22:35:43] <crutchy> ~g'night cmn32480
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[22:48:39] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[22:48:40] <GW> ^ 03Apple FY 2015 Q4 Results: Record Fourth Quarter With 48 Million iPhones Sold
[22:49:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update: $70k Salaries Didn't "Backfire"; Gravity Payments' Profits Have Doubled - http://sylnt.us - sydney-morning-herald-wrong-again
[22:51:49] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:51:51] <GW> ^ 03Walmart's Israeli army Halloween costume sparks controversy - BBC News
[22:54:56] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:54:57] <GW> ^ 03'Tractor beam' grabs beads with sound waves - BBC News
[22:56:22] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[22:56:23] <GW> ^ 03Venus, Jupiter and Mars align for skyline display - BBC News
[23:41:25] <alexbst> perdy
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[23:46:58] * Jupiter eases into alignment
[23:51:03] <takyon> mmmmmmmmmmmmmh
[23:51:07] <takyon> I like it like that
[23:51:27] <chromas> http://www.nbcnews.com
[23:51:28] <GW> ^ 03Facebook's '2G Tuesdays' Slow Down Internet for Employees - NBC News
[23:51:33] <Jupiter> http://videosift.com Weeeeee!
[23:51:34] <chromas> we're all facebook fans right?
[23:51:35] <GW> ^ 03Sometimes the job doesn't seem worth the pay
[23:53:44] * Jupiter gets a 404 whenever he tries to go to this "facebook.com" website people keep talking about... I'm pretty sure it's all a practical joke :
[23:54:25] <Jupiter> I mean, nobody would really give out all their personal information like that just for a cheesier equivalent of a geocities page
[23:54:32] <chromas> those poor windows
[23:54:58] * chromas gives Jupiter some notes
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[23:59:50] <takyon> Jupiter, real?