#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-26

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[00:14:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Up to 27 Seconds of Inattention After Talking to Your Car Or Smartphone - http://sylnt.us - hardly-surprising
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[00:20:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> .pants SpallsHurgenson
[00:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, 404
[00:23:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, tried to watch Fantastic Four tonight. got about 15-20m in and found out they'd SJW'd it up and made Johnny Storm black.
[00:26:36] <SpallsHurgenson> not necessarily "SJW" (I hate that phrase); could just be trying to attract a black audience. Blacks aren't as into comics as whites, very likely because there are very few non-white superheroes
[00:26:51] <SpallsHurgenson> in short: its all about the benjamins :)
[00:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft
[00:27:44] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, did I cut short your rant with logic and facts? :)
[00:27:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> facts? suppositions at best.
[00:28:16] <cmn32480> facts are highly overrated
[00:28:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fact: hollywood has been a liberal bastion for... eh, over fifty years anyway.
[00:29:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they changed a race/gender/sexual preference, it is almost certainly because of politics cause fuck knows they have no idea how to not shoot themselves in the foot economically.
[00:34:13] * TheMightyBuzzard goes to see who's hogging up his upload bandwidth with what
[00:41:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I bet its Microsoft
[00:52:38] <Bytram> !uid
[00:52:38] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[00:52:49] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:52:50] <GW> ^ 03Ruin your co-developers' life with Mimic, the Unicode substitution tool • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[00:53:03] <Bytram> hi everyone!
[00:53:20] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, he means me! I'm part of everyone!
[00:53:57] * SpallsHurgenson waves excitedly
[00:55:05] * Bytram waves back, tiredly
[01:00:52] <SpallsHurgenson> you look weary; I recommend more monkey in your diet
[01:04:36] <Bytram> yeah, I'll get right on that
[01:05:11] <Bytram> http://www.irongeek.com
[01:05:12] <GW> ^ 03Proposal for “Out of Character: Use of Punycode and Homoglyph Attacks to Obfuscate URLs for Phishing”
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[01:16:57] <Bytram> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:16:57] <GW> ^ 03So what's the internet community doing about the NSA cracking VPN, HTTPS encryption? • The Register
[01:17:25] <Bytram> http://www.ietf.org
[01:17:26] <GW> ^ 03Improving Security in the Internet: The Diffie-Hellman Case Study | IETF Blog
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[01:45:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Unexpected Discovery, Comet Contains Alcohol, Sugar - http://sylnt.us - vomit-comet
[01:45:46] <SuperChargers> That backs up the theory that comets fostered life on Earth.
[01:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least lured it here
[01:47:10] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure life on earth started when Q sent Picard back in time
[01:47:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> i thought it was someone's egg salad sammich
[01:47:52] <SuperChargers> HAHAHAH, Spalls, that was a good episode. \
[01:48:14] <SuperChargers> All Good Things...
[01:49:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> wait, no, rincewind's egg salad sandwich started life on the disk not earth.
[01:49:13] <SuperChargers> The unfortunate fact was that Piccard had Parkinson's.
[01:49:56] <SuperChargers> He had one last chance to make things right with the universe.
[01:50:25] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> I hate games without autosave...
[01:50:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> serves you right for dying
[01:51:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're not supposed to do that
[01:51:01] <SpallsHurgenson> but the bad man SHOT me
[01:51:14] <SpallsHurgenson> he shot me LOTS
[01:51:26] <SpallsHurgenson> it seemed the appropriate thing to do
[01:52:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if you really felt the need, i suppose we can allow it just this once
[01:52:49] <SuperChargers> THis will be Patrick Stewart's Tribute: https://www.youtube.com
[01:52:50] <GW> ^ 03Patrick Stewart in the drive through - YouTube
[01:55:08] * SpallsHurgenson looks at the two big chocolate chip cookies in the kitchen and drools
[01:55:37] <SuperChargers> Spalls, it sounds to me as if you have FILIPINA NIPPLES in your household.
[01:55:55] <SuperChargers> Large. Brown. Knobby. Long.
[01:57:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's no such thing as filipinas. they're just very tanned underage japanese girls.
[01:58:18] <SuperChargers> Hit with an ugly-stick.
[01:58:34] <SuperChargers> and a Constellation of STIs
[01:59:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> huh, just like chromas
[02:00:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> Anyway, Piccard was a pussy. Janeway had bigger balls than him.
[02:00:47] <SuperChargers> Oh, we got a Kirk apologist here.
[02:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> kirk, archer, janeway, Sisko, then piccard
[02:01:25] <SuperChargers> THIS is Kirk:
[02:01:26] <SuperChargers> https://www.youtube.com
[02:01:27] <GW> ^ 03Star Trek - The Wrath of Farrakhan from In Living Color - YouTube
[02:02:08] <Bytram> what, no Pike?
[02:02:13] <SuperChargers> ? BeLIEving archer and janeway were EVER worthy of being next to Kirk.
[02:02:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, this is kirk: http://www.motivateusnot.com
[02:05:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> archer fucked some shit up. even janeway could be a ruthless cunt at times if you ignore the first three seasons.
[02:06:08] <SuperChargers> Janeway was a ruthless cunt mostly towards her own, and the only time she wasn't was the last episode of Voyeger.
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[02:06:34] <Bytram> and where, on that continuum, would you put 'Q'?
[02:06:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Q only magiced up a suit, he wasn't a captain
[02:07:22] <SuperChargers> Q was GOD>
[02:07:38] <Bytram> not by title, but he was every bit as much in command, if he so wanted to be.
[02:07:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly i'd put sulu above janeway and he was only ever captain in the movies.
[02:08:02] <Bytram> ISTR an episode where he brought the Enterprise to a complete stop? Not sure, was a long time ago.
[02:08:25] <Bytram> Sulu was pretty cool -- ditto for checkov
[02:08:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar.
[02:08:41] <SuperChargers> Sulu and Checkov both had restraint.
[02:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> chekov is in star trek renegades as himself
[02:09:18] <SuperChargers> when you listened to them you knew that, when they knew what they were talking about, they wouldn't blow up the whole ship.
[02:09:24] <Bytram> I forgot about that, need to D/L it someday.
[02:09:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> scotty might but probably not
[02:09:56] <Bytram> ysr
[02:10:00] <Bytram> yar
[02:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it ain't fantastic but it's the best yer gonna get unless they do some rectal craniectomies in hollywood
[02:10:39] <SuperChargers> Star_Trek_Reboots--
[02:10:39] <Bender> karma - star_trek_reboots: -1
[02:10:52] <Bytram> My thoughts are that Scottie would kill himself trying to help ya, if he believed in you or your cause / but had a masssive stubborn streak if he did NOT want to do what you wanted.
[02:11:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> the first one was okay but the second made my balls hurt to finish watching
[02:11:24] <SuperChargers> Scottie was the Jason Newsted of Star Trek. He was picked on relentlessly.
[02:11:45] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: first / second ... of what?
[02:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, he had his booze to console him
[02:11:51] <Bytram> start trek renegade?
[02:11:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, reboot movies
[02:12:03] <Bytram> oh, only saw the first one.
[02:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> renegades only has the one.
[02:12:07] <SuperChargers> If he werent part of some pecking order, he would have triggered the destruction of the Enterprise
[02:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, do not see the second.
[02:12:16] <Bytram> k
[02:12:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> har, timely quote from shatner: Drink. It will make you more tolerable to the rest of us.
[02:13:13] <Bytram> ISTR that the 'rebooted' kirk drove a convertible with it's top partway down over the edge of a cliff -- was the first one?
[02:13:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[02:13:31] <SuperChargers> That was in Iowa, right?
[02:13:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, lot of cliffs there
[02:13:44] <Bytram> LOL!
[02:13:46] <SuperChargers> Kirk was fucking Cornfed.
[02:13:51] <Bytram> noe nod
[02:14:12] <SuperChargers> Iowa or Ohio. Same thing. And people can invent cliffs in Iowa.
[02:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> kirk was da man. piccard could never pull off a pimp hat. http://www.treksf.com
[02:17:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i can't decide if the star trek V or reboot 2 are worse.
[02:17:35] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: http://orig11.deviantart.net
[02:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, ya but it looks like he's just trying to hide his bald
[02:18:25] <Gravis> right
[02:18:25] <Gravis> https://photo.qip.ru
[02:18:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[02:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> forgot all about that
[02:20:05] <SuperChargers> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:05] <GW> ^ 03Hauled Away as Garbage - YouTube
[02:20:12] <SuperChargers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[02:20:35] <SuperChargers> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:36] <GW> ^ 03Tribbles BAR FIGHT Side-by-Side Comparison - YouTube
[02:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, and then scotty whooped his ass. the trouble with tribbles.
[02:21:36] <Gravis> hehe: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
[02:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, now i wanna watch some trek
[02:23:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> feels like a Balance of Terror kinda night
[02:23:16] <Gravis> http://t13.deviantart.net(100,100):origin()/pre01/766e/th/pre/f/2011/299/8/d/trolling_picard_by_eonsquirrel-d4e1dt4.png
[02:24:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... balance of terror or mudd's women?
[02:25:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: quite the delima: http://kardsunlimited.com
[02:26:02] <SuperChargers> mudd's women existed in the future where women were REAL women,
[02:29:38] <Gravis> regardless of who is a "better captain", Patrick Stewart is a much better actor.
[02:32:16] <Leebert> Oh oh oh
[02:32:20] <Leebert> <unlurk>
[02:32:39] <Leebert> A few years ago, I decided to watch Voyager. Never finished it back in The Day.
[02:32:54] <Leebert> Once I watched it all the way through, I decided to watch Samaritan Snare.
[02:32:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmm... seven of boobs
[02:33:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: LOL!
[02:33:04] <SuperChargers> Voyager sucked. Except for seven of boobs.
[02:33:37] <Leebert> When I saw the scene between Steward and Wheaton in the shuttlecraft where Picard recounts the story of his stabbing, it just floored me the contrast between him and Mulgrew.
[02:34:02] <SuperChargers> Yeech, Wil Wheaton
[02:34:25] <SuperChargers> <b>AShut up, Wesley</b>
[02:34:33] <Leebert> Strangely enough, I think the person who had the most legitimate acting talent on Voyager was Jeri Ryan
[02:35:08] <SuperChargers> I remember Jeri Ryan for her orgies.
[02:35:20] <Leebert> There were orgies?
[02:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> Leebert, hrm... legitimate position to take but i'd have to spend a lot of thought on the matter
[02:35:45] <Leebert> TheMightyBuzzard: Your homework assignment is to watch every episode of Voyager with Seven.
[02:35:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> wil wheaton is a bigger douchebag than wesley crusher.
[02:36:07] <Bytram> would be happy to, how do I get her to come over and watch the episodes with me?
[02:36:07] <Leebert> Compare and contrast to every episode of Enterprise with T'Pol.
[02:36:11] <SuperChargers> <searching for it...>
[02:36:12] <Leebert> ...for science.
[02:36:23] <SuperChargers> Here it is.
[02:36:24] <SuperChargers> http://www.thesmokinggun.com
[02:36:25] <GW> ^ 03Senate Race Sex Scandal | The Smoking Gun
[02:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> well damn it all then. if it's for science...
[02:36:42] <SuperChargers> apologies for the source.
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[02:37:53] <Leebert> <relurk>
[02:38:02] * TheMightyBuzzard waves
[02:38:06] <SuperChargers> Booze is afoot.
[02:38:11] <SuperChargers> I must reload now.
[02:38:17] <Leebert> Feel free to summon me for any future discussions of star trek fanservice
[02:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[02:39:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, it's past my bedtime and there's code to be spewed out onto dev tomorrow morning.
[02:39:14] <SuperChargers> slightly more than 1L of 12% left.
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[02:40:33] <Leebert> SuperChargers: That's 120ml of ethanol
[02:40:39] <Leebert> in case you need to calculate "fuel"
[02:51:30] * cmn32480 tosses up his hand and says "No Mas!"
[02:51:55] <Gravis> <TheMightyBuzzard> wil wheaton is a bigger douchebag than wesley crusher. <-- why do you think that?
[02:53:13] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you sure have a lot of preconcieved notions that aren't based on reality.
[02:54:47] <Gravis> the term "delusion" seems to apply
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[03:04:32] <Ethanol-Aroogled> now let's eete with feends.
[03:16:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Comcast May Soon Offer Wireless (as in Phone) Services in Tandem With Verizon's Wireless - http://sylnt.us - hybrid-services
[03:18:17] <Ethanol-Aroogled> Yuukuu.
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[03:25:35] <chromas> ooh, wireless bundles
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[03:34:49] <SirFinkus> morning folks
[03:35:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> Ahh, yes. The beautiful outdoors.
[03:35:09] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[03:35:10] <GW> ^ 03Yes - Yessongs - YouTube
[03:35:17] <Ethanol-fuertes> Welcome, doctor Fink.
[03:35:28] <SirFinkus> that's batfink to you
[03:35:50] <Ethanol-fuertes> http://new.artsmia.org
[03:35:50] <SirFinkus> so my cunt of a grandma that I helped move to spokane in july
[03:36:03] <SirFinkus> is moving back to our side of the state this month
[03:36:06] <Ethanol-fuertes> KILL the crabby old back.
[03:36:09] <Ethanol-fuertes> bag.
[03:36:23] <Ethanol-fuertes> DEATH by CRAB.
[03:36:43] <SirFinkus> he's a cross between lucille bluth and the grandma in the sopranos
[03:36:58] <SirFinkus> trending towards bluth
[03:37:13] <Ethanol-fuertes> They can die, painfully, left to their own devices.
[03:37:26] <Ethanol-fuertes> Ba-hahah-HAHHAHAHAAHHHEEEHEEEOOOHEHEOOOOO!
[03:38:51] <SirFinkus> 3 months is a record for her
[03:39:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> Kill them. KILL THEM ALL.
[03:39:03] <SirFinkus> usually she'll stay in a place for at least 6
[03:39:32] <Ethanol-fuertes> Wait patiently.
[03:40:03] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[03:40:04] <GW> ^ 03Metallica - Motorbreath [HD] - YouTube
[03:40:13] <Ethanol-fuertes> Them jam out to MOTORBREATH
[03:40:19] <SirFinkus> I thought I was free again when she moved back to spokane
[03:40:28] <SirFinkus> but oh boy, now she's moving it right next door
[03:40:57] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink, in Mexico, dishes are coated with lead glaze.
[03:41:11] <Ethanol-fuertes> Perhaps a few ethnic presents are in order. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
[03:41:34] <SirFinkus> lead is too slow acting
[03:41:41] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:41:43] <SirFinkus> I'm sure whatever I'd get her would be wrong anyway
[03:42:38] <Ethanol-fuertes> pull the Hannibal Lecter. Remind her what a terrible person she is, convince her to swallow her own tongue.
[03:42:52] <SirFinkus> she doesn't have the self awareness for that
[03:43:15] <SirFinkus> migs was more stable
[03:44:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> multiple migs++
[03:44:06] <SirFinkus> went to dinner with her once, got a (one) beer and she disapproved while having 3 glasses of wine
[03:44:09] <Ethanol-fuertes> multiple_migs++
[03:44:09] <Bender> karma - multiple_migs: 1
[03:44:33] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink, I
[03:44:40] <Ethanol-fuertes> I'm in the same boat as you know.
[03:44:52] <Ethanol-fuertes> I jst ignore it and deal with it occasionally.
[03:45:02] <SirFinkus> pretty much my strategy
[03:45:11] <Ethanol-fuertes> FUCK YEAH
[03:45:12] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[03:45:12] <GW> ^* 03Metallica - Motorbreath [HD] - YouTube
[03:45:22] <SirFinkus> once I ate some fungus and rode my bike downtown and I thought I saw her, that was true nightmare fuel
[03:45:34] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAA!
[03:46:00] <SirFinkus> fucked up my entire day, everyone of about her age had her face and hairstyle
[03:46:21] <Ethanol-fuertes> must have lived in a JEWISH part of town, Doctor Fink
[03:46:43] <Ethanol-fuertes> all with grey short hair, angry, with bad accents.
[03:47:15] <SirFinkus> she's literally https://www.youtube.com , except a bit more dramatic and negative
[03:47:16] <GW> ^ 03Best of Lucille Bluth - YouTube
[03:48:10] <Ethanol-fuertes> I bet she's hot when she reaches under the bulkhead and gives you a HANDJOB.
[03:48:17] <Ethanol-fuertes> BAHAHAHAHHEEHEEHEEHEOOOOOOOO!
[03:48:46] <SirFinkus> I can't even imagine
[03:48:47] <Ethanol-fuertes> KILL THEM ALL!
[03:48:53] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[03:48:53] <GW> ^* 03Metallica - Motorbreath [HD] - YouTube
[03:49:48] <SirFinkus> metallica is too tame for this
[03:50:07] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:50:08] <GW> ^ 03Slayer - Raining Blood - YouTube
[03:50:17] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[03:50:18] <GW> ^ 03Vaginal Jesus - Coon Bashin' - YouTube
[03:50:27] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAW HAWWWWWWWW! AWW YEAH!
[03:53:37] <Ethanol-fuertes> Who in here is thirsty?
[03:54:10] <SirFinkus> I'm winding down my drinking for the night
[03:54:23] <Ethanol-fuertes> Good idea, Fink.
[03:54:27] <Ethanol-fuertes> Me too.
[03:54:41] <Ethanol-fuertes> *KBPBGHGPBHBGGHBT*
[03:54:48] <Ethanol-fuertes> *Heh*
[03:54:52] <SirFinkus> except for tea
[03:55:22] <Ethanol-fuertes> KILL THEM ALL.
[03:55:38] * SirFinkus is listening to Pantera — Cemetery Gates, from the album Cowboys From Hell
[03:55:58] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink, Pantera was a band before that.
[03:56:15] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm learning to play this song though
[03:56:18] <SirFinkus> love the harmonics
[03:56:21] <Ethanol-fuertes> They were so hardcore that they released a song called, "Power Metal"
[03:56:42] <Ethanol-fuertes> Cemetary Gates is an easy song to play.
[03:56:56] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm a beginner
[03:57:03] <SirFinkus> and the harmonics are pretty hard
[03:57:20] <Ethanol-fuertes> the artificial harmonics.
[03:57:28] <SirFinkus> I can pull them off about 80% of the time
[03:57:51] <Ethanol-fuertes> I come in from the top rather than the bottom. That's a bad guitar habit, though.
[03:58:48] <Ethanol-fuertes> One of the things I'm dreading, in fact. I've been playing guitar for a long, long time...but learned it with only downstrokes.
[03:59:01] <SirFinkus> part of it is probably my guitar though, I've heard they're much easier to pick up with the bridge pickup
[03:59:07] <SirFinkus> but I don't have a bridge pickup
[03:59:09] <Ethanol-fuertes> To relearn guitar in upstrokes...Bleech.
[03:59:17] <Ethanol-fuertes> What's your ake, Fink?
[03:59:24] <SirFinkus> shitty epiphone
[03:59:29] <SirFinkus> put a new pickup in it though
[03:59:39] <Ethanol-fuertes> formfactor?
[03:59:48] <SirFinkus> les paul jr
[04:00:28] <Ethanol-fuertes> purist.
[04:01:05] <SirFinkus> I put a seymore duncan invader pickup in it, then set it up so I could split the coil
[04:01:25] <Ethanol-fuertes> Lemme guess, you like Tool?
[04:02:08] <SirFinkus> Tool is great
[04:02:43] <Ethanol-fuertes> Decent. Did you know that Maynard was previously with Green Jello?
[04:03:04] <SirFinkus> naw
[04:03:08] <Ethanol-fuertes> Yup.
[04:03:26] <Ethanol-fuertes> You can hear it in Green Jello Theme Song.
[04:03:54] <SirFinkus> oh wait, I knew about this
[04:03:59] <SirFinkus> just forgot the name
[04:04:11] <Ethanol-fuertes> Maynard James Keenan, I belive...
[04:04:52] <Ethanol-fuertes> Yup! https://www.youtube.com
[04:04:52] <GW> ^ 03Tool - H. w/ Lyrics (HD) - YouTube
[04:05:15] <SirFinkus> Opiate was on of the first songs I could play properly
[04:06:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:06:15] <GW> ^ 03Wiki: Green Jellÿ ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[04:06:48] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink, that means you're a noob on guitar.
[04:07:00] <SirFinkus> I am
[04:07:12] <Ethanol-fuertes> Try some Rush or Van Halen
[04:07:52] <Ethanol-fuertes> Tool is all droning on Marshall Amps.
[04:07:57] <SirFinkus> Tried a bit of Spirit of Radio, has lots of good fun in that
[04:08:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> All Rush rhythm is fun.
[04:08:23] <Ethanol-fuertes> very Van Halen-like.
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[04:10:08] <SirFinkus> I was looking at this guitar　https://reverb.com/item/1080062-1997-ibanez-s-470-fm-in-mediterranean-green-made-in-korea-w-case　only $499 in the store
[04:11:08] <Ethanol-fuertes> Gross.
[04:11:20] <SirFinkus> what's gross about it?
[04:11:22] <Ethanol-fuertes> You have no taste in guitar aesthetics.
[04:11:44] <Ethanol-fuertes> It's Thunderbird-ish. Long top horn, tiny bottom one.
[04:12:24] <Ethanol-fuertes> If a guitar were a life form that would be an underdeveloped larva.
[04:12:48] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: hi
[04:13:07] <Ethanol-fuertes> Good evening, Subsentient.
[04:13:15] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: https://www.youtube.com
[04:13:16] <GW> ^ 03I Live in the Woods - YouTube
[04:13:19] <SirFinkus> aesthetically, I like the color, I care less about the shape
[04:13:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> I want to compliment you on your bot column limitations. Are you an 80-column thug?
[04:14:11] <Ethanol-fuertes> you, Subsentient, were the only person to limit your columns on your bots. Subsentient++
[04:14:39] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: Not sure what limited columns are.
[04:15:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> You were showing off your bot amongst others here. Yours was the only one that set a horizontal limit so that yours would delimit to new lines.
[04:15:41] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: ahh, thx
[04:15:51] <Ethanol-fuertes> Others would delimit to new commas but would go on and on horizontally.
[04:16:07] <Subsentient> ahh
[04:17:07] <Ethanol-fuertes> It indicates how you can distinguish the C programmers from the PERL programmers.
[04:17:16] <Ethanol-fuertes> BahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[04:17:28] <Subsentient> You mean this extremely annoying command?
[04:17:30] <Subsentient> $pageall
[04:17:30] <aqu4> aqu4 artificial NCommander MrPlow paulej72 xlefay takyon joe swiss CoolHand
[04:17:31] <aqu4> Azrael Leebert mrcoolbp milkmaid FatPhil u TheMightyBuzzard diginet Deucalion
[04:17:32] <aqu4> Regurgitator Bender _NSAKEY sirecote Loggie Imogen stdhell cosurgi chromas
[04:17:32] <aqu4> sedctl Gravis Subsentient mechanicjay x0908d3b2 Tachyon_ SirFinkus Popeidol everdred
[04:17:33] <aqu4> SoyGuest34603 Yog-Yogguth GW stderr cmn32480 zz_janrinok K_benzoate Bytram|away Ethanol-fuertes
[04:17:34] <aqu4> JamesNZ
[04:18:00] <SirFinkus> morning Subsentient
[04:18:02] <Gravis> Subsentient: fuck off. -_-
[04:18:07] <Subsentient> Gravis: :^9
[04:18:12] <Subsentient> :^(*
[04:18:16] <Ethanol-fuertes> Yes, that is exactly what I'm talkin about.
[04:18:21] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: https://www.youtube.com
[04:18:22] <GW> ^ 03But You Can Touch It - YouTube
[04:18:33] <Gravis> Subsentient: dont invoke it if you know it's annoying
[04:18:48] <Subsentient> Gravis: sorry :^X
[04:19:18] <Gravis> Subsentient: you must not invent a time machine to undo this grave injustice! ;)
[04:19:36] <Ethanol-fuertes> limiting columns is like a secret handshake.
[04:19:40] <Subsentient> $burrito Gravis
[04:19:40] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Gravis
[04:19:41] <SirFinkus> oh, if you want droning on marshall amps https://www.youtube.com
[04:19:42] <GW> ^ 03Earth: Live in Brooklyn, NY 9/24/14 (FULL SET) - YouTube
[04:19:59] * chromas suspects Ethanol-fuertes hardwraps his emails
[04:20:00] <SirFinkus> earth has tool beat
[04:20:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> I still got da tool beat as well.
[04:20:28] * Ethanol-fuertes ponders turning tool into SHITMAN.
[04:21:04] <SirFinkus> fun fact: the lead guitarist in earth is the guy that gave cobaine the shotgun
[04:21:16] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: well you're both a tool and a piece of shit so wouldn't it be kind of redundant?
[04:22:18] <JamesNZ> Lovely to see you too aqu4.
[04:23:16] <Ethanol-fuertes> Gravis, I am the best and the worst that humanity has to offer.
[04:23:26] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: no you aren't.
[04:23:54] <Ethanol-fuertes> Huh. Well, shit, you're right. Guess I'd better go home now.
[04:24:08] * Subsentient is the most benignly deranged that humanity has to offer
[04:24:12] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: you're the scum that gets stuck at the bottom of the barrel.
[04:24:30] <Subsentient> Gravis: Get off your high horse and stop insulting users.
[04:24:35] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[04:24:37] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: you're the apple that spoils the bunch
[04:24:57] <chromas> ah, Ethanol-fuertes is Jim Beam Devil's Cut
[04:24:59] <Gravis> Subsentient: ethanol earned this
[04:25:09] <Gravis> Subsentient: he really, REALLY earned this.
[04:25:12] <Ethanol-fuertes> Huh. You're right. Okay, well,
[04:25:47] <Subsentient> Gravis: I just got banned from the Warzone 2100 lobby for hosting a map with a goatse tileset and titling it "Anal Felching Grandma"
[04:26:09] <chromas> Is this a contest?
[04:26:12] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, that's pretty awesome.
[04:26:16] <SirFinkus> screenshots?
[04:26:23] <SirFinkus> useless comment without pictures
[04:26:26] <Subsentient> haha
[04:26:44] <Ethanol-fuertes> They are different contexts.
[04:27:03] <Ethanol-fuertes> Anal_felching_grandma++
[04:27:03] <Bender> karma - anal_felching_grandma: 1
[04:27:09] * Ethanol-fuertes kneads self
[04:27:14] <Subsentient> Anal_felching_grandma++
[04:27:14] <Bender> karma - anal_felching_grandma: 2
[04:27:32] * SirFinkus wishes his grandma was forced to do some anal felching, might be humbling to her
[04:27:41] <Gravis> Subsentient: glad to hear you are showing the world what a total piece of this you are.
[04:27:51] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink, wait until she starts to go senile.
[04:27:57] <Ethanol-fuertes> She won't remember anything. \
[04:28:00] * SirFinkus prays for the day
[04:28:14] <Gravis> lulz. "shit", not "this"
[04:28:14] <Subsentient> Gravis: You're a good man, but you're also judgemental and rude. Come back when you are only the former.
[04:28:17] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick Gravis
[04:28:17] <aqu4> Ok.
[04:28:18] -!- Gravis was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [Gravis]
[04:28:28] <SirFinkus> aww, that's no fun
[04:28:32] <SirFinkus> I like gravis
[04:28:37] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, that was a dick move. I like gravis.
[04:28:38] <SirFinkus> he's insane
[04:28:47] <SirFinkus> but in a highly entertaining way
[04:28:55] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: Gravis likes to call people assholes while being one himself
[04:28:58] <Ethanol-fuertes> Even if you don't recall the lessons of Captain Piccard.
[04:29:08] <SirFinkus> which is the greatest thing Subsentient
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[04:29:15] <Subsentient> <Gravis> that doesn't change what you are.
[04:29:53] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient: recall the lessons of Jesus Christ: "Should not the asshole cast the first stone when all are assholes?!"
[04:30:36] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: Humanity disappoints me. Gravis thinks that I'm evil because I like grossing people out, little does he know I'm usually considered "way too nice" by people who know me.
[04:30:37] <SirFinkus> Gravis is the yin to Ethanol-fuertes's yang
[04:30:57] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I forgot about that one
[04:31:02] <SirFinkus> that was a good internet argument
[04:31:04] <SirFinkus> one for the ages
[04:31:06] <JamesNZ> That's some poetry right there SirFinkus.
[04:31:11] <SirFinkus> at least for #soylent
[04:31:21] <SirFinkus> right up there with the 400TB ddos
[04:31:22] <chromas> well it's the internet; we've all got personas here. for instance, TheMightyBuzzard probably doesn't really write perl for soylent or go fishing. only on the internet
[04:31:38] <SirFinkus> everyone knows TheMightyBuzzard is NSA
[04:31:41] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient - I cope with that by denying the sanctity of human life. The sooner you do, the more free you will be.
[04:31:46] <SirFinkus> he's actually a team of spooks
[04:31:56] <chromas> SirFinkus: das racis' man
[04:32:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> Humans are scum, below the so-called animals.
[04:32:10] <SirFinkus> not THOSE spooks
[04:32:42] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fuertes: I value all life. Dictators justify mass killings because they say "but there's so many people" and serial killers justify their actions by saying "animals do it", little do they know, the universe is actually....
[04:32:56] <Subsentient> a fractal tragedy trainwreck with many, many unreconcilable horrible truths.
[04:32:59] <chromas> a gerbil reserve
[04:33:02] <SirFinkus> breaking news: Subsentient is a Jainist
[04:33:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> chromas: Buzzard picked the wrong time to be an NSA Markov Generator.
[04:33:19] <Gravis> subsentient: and you justify your actions by claiming there is nothing wrong with it.
[04:33:21] <Subsentient> As Bender put it "The truth is often horrible"
[04:33:47] <Ethanol-fuertes> In fact, those who don't understand why quantum was broken will be obsolete.
[04:33:55] <Subsentient> Gravis: Let's be clear. I don't like 'dark' humor. Nothing funny about death or pain to me. However, I suffer from extreme toilet humor.
[04:34:27] <chromas> isn't toilet humer often dark? if you don't think so, you just need to poke your head up there a little further
[04:34:31] <Gravis> subsentient: you suffer for your transgressions.
[04:34:40] <SirFinkus> There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
[04:34:58] <chromas> 100% of all medical professionals enjoy dark humor
[04:35:03] <Ethanol-fuertes> Disagreed, Finkus. Knowledge is evil without wisdom.
[04:35:08] <Subsentient> Gravis: All the things I've done for others, all the good I've done, if my biggest flaw is I laugh like a little girl when someone goes 'eww', I can live with that.
[04:35:10] <Ethanol-fuertes> true, chromas.
[04:35:31] <Subsentient> I'm a vegetarian organ donor who wrote a program to save animals lives on Craigslist and offered to give his life twice.
[04:35:33] <Subsentient> At least
[04:35:33] <SirFinkus> I think knowledge with lack of wisdom is just a form of ignorance
[04:35:54] <Gravis> subsentient: and the world would be better without you.
[04:35:56] <SirFinkus> the difference between knowledge and wisdom seems to be about breadth
[04:36:15] -!- Tachyon_ [Tachyon_!~Tachyon@xuco.me] has parted #Soylent
[04:36:45] <Gravis> subsentient: your suffering is because of you.
[04:36:48] * chromas is acquiring a lot of internet wisdom today
[04:37:06] <Ethanol-fuertes> This discussion needs more NIGGERS.
[04:37:30] <chromas> how do you set fire to and loot the internet?
[04:37:49] <Ethanol-fuertes> chromas - ask THE BROWN MENACE.
[04:38:16] <Ethanol-fuertes> Convince the people to hate themselves after enumerating their beliefs.
[04:38:19] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: wait, but you are a piece of shit... so are you saying to ask you?
[04:38:27] <Subsentient> Gravis: I have seen unimaginable horrors, forced upon me by my OCD, which has made me suicidal more than once, and I know what evil is. I know what cruelty is. If you think that making people go 'eww' is evil and worthy of death, consider yourself lucky. Ignorance is bliss.
[04:38:32] <Ethanol-fuertes> Gravis, yes.
[04:39:02] <Gravis> subsentient: your suffering is because of you.
[04:39:07] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, agreed. I had to call the cops on my mom when she tried to kill herself.
[04:39:25] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: wow, she really regretted having you!
[04:39:32] <SirFinkus> idk, Subsentient seems like a pretty nice guy
[04:39:35] <Ethanol-fuertes> THAT MUCH, Gracis.
[04:39:55] <Ethanol-fuertes> I think it was because I looked more like Black daddy rather than White daddy.
[04:40:01] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fuertes can be a bit of an asshole occasionally, but so what?
[04:40:15] <Gravis> SirFinkus: serial killers are the nicest neighbors... they just kill people.
[04:40:22] <Subsentient> I'm weird and gross, but I'm also nice to people. :^|
[04:40:44] <SirFinkus> so are the nicest people Gravis, serial killers are an outlier
[04:41:43] <Subsentient> Gravis: Want to know what I think is wrong? I think causing others any real pain is wrong, I think killing someone, I think stealing, I think taking from others to help yourself, I think bringing a life into this horrible world, I think that's what evil is.
[04:41:44] <Gravis> subsentient: you're nice to people? you take delight in the suffering you inflict on them! your suffering is because of you.
[04:41:56] <Subsentient> Gravis: I don't enjoy suffering.
[04:42:00] <SirFinkus> shit, I'm popping some popcorn
[04:42:04] <Subsentient> Eww != Augh
[04:42:06] <Gravis> subsentient: keep thinking about it because your suffering is because of you.
[04:42:16] <Ethanol-fuertes> Gravis, you fag. Learn to troll better.
[04:42:36] <Subsentient> Someone needs to reboot Gravis, he's stuck in a loop. My laptop does that too when I change the volume on a playing video.
[04:42:56] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, it's because you're running something on Fedora.
[04:42:57] <chromas> he's limited by what's in his wavetable
[04:42:59] <SirFinkus> Gravis seems to take some kind of perverse pleasure in trying to make Subsentient feel bad, maybe he's the real serial killer
[04:43:44] <Subsentient> Let's see, he incites suicide, insults people's mother, calls people 'pieces of shit', and easily says 'fuck you' to pretty much anyone... Yup I'm looking nicer all the time.
[04:44:16] <Gravis> incites suicide? since when?
[04:44:18] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, I've done all of that and like 2 years ago. Why is he special?
[04:44:31] <Subsentient> Gravis: <Gravis> subsentient: and the world would be better without you.
[04:44:32] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: aww... feeling left out?
[04:44:52] <Subsentient> imho... ethanol is the evil me...
[04:45:03] <Ethanol-fuertes> Yes, Freud Beta. You gott it all figured out.
[04:45:08] <Subsentient> still love the bastard though. *hugs Ethanol-fuertes*
[04:45:31] <Gravis> subsentient: hmm... i didn't imply suicide but i can see how it's easy to infer that
[04:46:30] <Subsentient> Gravis: The only people I say "fuck you" to, are those who hurt others, those whose apathy causes pain, etc. Not someone slightly annoying on some internet chat room.
[04:47:09] <Gravis> subsentient: oh, so words are now violence but images are... what's that saying, a thousand words.
[04:47:28] <Ethanol-fuertes> Subsentient, I say, " Fuck you " and hurt others, and cause others apathy with my pain. And I'm slightly annoying in this chat room.
[04:47:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Executive Suite Declared an Asshole-Free Zone - http://sylnt.us - wish-this-was-my-office
[04:47:34] <Subsentient> Perhaps if I was showing a gif of ISIS beheadings, yeah...
[04:48:00] <Subsentient> Instead, you get weird stuff.... And I don't think I ever posted goatse or tubgirl here....
[04:48:07] <chromas> shit, none of us can visit the executive suite now
[04:48:20] <SirFinkus> equating violence with speech (text or images) diminishes the meaning of actual violence
[04:48:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> good point, Finkus.
[04:48:35] <Subsentient> Indeed.
[04:48:41] <Subsentient> SirFinkus++
[04:48:41] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 19
[04:48:41] <chromas> SirFinkus: quit stare-raping Bender
[04:48:53] <SirFinkus> I see how bender is dressed
[04:48:57] <SirFinkus> asking for it
[04:49:09] <SirFinkus> damn bender, walking down dark alleys at night dressed like that
[04:49:14] <SirFinkus> what does it expect?
[04:49:29] <Ethanol-fuertes> That's a hard asshole to rape.
[04:49:29] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i agree that it's not violence, so if it's not, then why are my words worse than images?
[04:49:32] <chromas> insertion of a girder
[04:49:45] <SirFinkus> Gravis I don't think they are
[04:49:50] <Subsentient> Gravis: Because my images are not intended to cause you psychological damage?
[04:49:51] <Gravis> chromas: you're not bender!
[04:50:00] <Gravis> subsentient: but they do
[04:50:18] <Subsentient> Terrorist beheadings cause psychological damage.
[04:50:21] <Gravis> subsentient: you think they don't but they do.
[04:50:23] <chromas> #triggered #internetptsd
[04:50:25] <Subsentient> Goatse causes "ahh shit, ewwww"
[04:51:21] <Gravis> subsentient: your brain seems to lack the capacity to understand what you are doing to other people.
[04:51:39] <Gravis> subsentient: this is known as anti-social personality disorder.
[04:51:51] <SirFinkus> I'd argue that watching beheadings doesn't cause damage, I think it might be a good wake up call. It's shit that happens
[04:51:56] <Subsentient> Gravis: I know precisely what I'm doing to other people, because I've had it done to me. I go "ahhhh nasty" and have to stop eating whatever I was eating. That's it.
[04:51:59] <SirFinkus> I'm explaining myself poorly I guess
[04:52:19] <chromas> can we get a safe zone?
[04:52:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> FUCK CHROMAS FAG
[04:53:00] <Gravis> chromas: sure, just draw a box on the ground and you are safe there
[04:53:28] <Ethanol-fuertes> Chromas new video
[04:53:29] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[04:53:30] <GW> ^ 03Manchester Pride: The Gayest Gay Pride Ever! - YouTube
[04:53:37] <chromas> ☐
[04:53:39] <Gravis> SirFinkus: i understand what you are saying.
[04:53:43] <chromas> whew, I feel so much better now
[04:53:59] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAH! You fucking CUCK bastards.
[04:54:21] <SirFinkus> So, you go to the doctor, and you have cancer. The doctor can tell you that you have 6 months to live, or can lie to you. One of these choices will cause "damage"
[04:54:25] <SirFinkus> but the other one isn't ture
[04:54:26] <chromas> Ethanol-fuertes: do black gays have black rage?
[04:54:28] <SirFinkus> true even
[04:54:53] <SirFinkus> I'm more concerned with reality than anything else
[04:54:55] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fink: You are gonna die. "Fuck." Now, SHOOT TO KILL!
[04:55:21] <SirFinkus> or at least I'd like to think I am, brains are fucking weird
[04:55:24] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: you are so infantile.
[04:56:28] <Ethanol-fuertes> Shaddum, faggot.
[04:56:33] <Subsentient> Gravis: BTW just so you know, the only reason you're still talking is because SirFinkus PMed me asking me to let you. <SirFinkus> PLEASE let this asshole continue, this is hilarious
[04:56:37] <Ethanol-fuertes> I will gape your BUTTHOLE OPEN.
[04:57:17] <chromas> Ms no longer being P
[04:57:20] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[04:57:21] <GW> ^ 03Spun - The Pussy - YouTube
[04:57:56] <Gravis> subsentient: am i supposed to be offended?
[04:57:58] <SirFinkus> HAY DAT WUZ PRIBATE
[04:58:14] <Subsentient> Gravis: No, you're supposed to get the point.
[04:58:27] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> PLEASE let this asshole continue, this is hilarious
[04:58:27] <Subsentient> <Subsentient> If I can tell him you just said this. Deal?
[04:58:27] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> knock yourself out
[04:58:27] <Subsentient> <SirFinkus> sorry to PM you out of the blue, bad irc etiquette, figured we'd chatted enough it wouldn't be uncool
[04:58:27] <Subsentient> <Subsentient> dude I don't give two shits and a popsicle. Bad IRC etiquette my ass.
[04:58:31] <Ethanol-fuertes> You gotta SPEAK to that pussy, son.
[04:58:40] <Ethanol-fuertes> Make a VOW to it.
[04:59:00] <SirFinkus> just joking about the pribate thing, igaf
[04:59:13] <SirFinkus> for the record I love assholes
[04:59:26] <Gravis> subsentient: the point being?
[04:59:38] <Subsentient> Gravis: I digress.
[05:00:09] <Gravis> subsentient: that's fine. your suffering is because of you.
[05:00:44] <Ethanol-fuertes> HHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[05:00:45] <Subsentient> Gravis: Know what I think of that?
[05:00:45] <Subsentient> $burrito Gravis
[05:00:45] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Gravis
[05:00:51] <Subsentient> That's what I think of that. :^P
[05:01:14] <Gravis> subsentient: that's fine. just remember that your suffering is because of you.
[05:01:17] <Subsentient> $burrito Gravis
[05:01:17] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at Gravis
[05:01:55] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com one of my favorite debates, 2 clever assholes arguing
[05:01:56] <GW> ^ 03Bill Donohue Debates Christopher Hitchens - YouTube
[05:02:34] <Subsentient> SirFinkus: I prefer this asshole https://www.youtube.com
[05:02:36] <Ethanol-fuertes> I shall return after some more drinkings.
[05:02:44] <GW> ^ 03Cavernous Ass - YouTube
[05:03:28] <Ethanol-fuertes> I shall return in half an hour, fellas.
[05:03:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[05:03:32] <SirFinkus> thought you were winding down Ethanol-fuertes
[05:03:36] <chromas> propaganda! they show a swastika and a star of david then cut to "good"
[05:03:38] <GW> ^ 03Michael Richards rap - YouTube
[05:03:41] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[05:03:42] <GW> ^* 03Michael Richards rap - YouTube
[05:04:32] <SirFinkus> chromas, it's put out by the catholics
[05:04:53] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[05:05:00] <SirFinkus> Donohue is on home turf
[05:05:56] <chromas> been eons since I saw him
[05:06:09] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
[05:07:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://www.youtube.com
[05:07:16] <GW> ^ 03GG Allin - Kill The Police - YouTube
[05:07:29] <chromas> moderator reminds me of richard kind
[05:08:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> KILL THE POLICE. KILL THE WHOLE FORCE. SMASH THE SYSTEM! DESTROY THE COURTS!
[05:10:03] <SirFinkus> chromas I usually skip the moderator's bullshit
[05:10:25] <chromas> I'm glad youtube finally has a playback speed option
[05:10:44] <Ethanol-fuertes> KILL THE POLICE. KILL THE WHOLE FORCE. SMASH THE SYSTEM! DESTROY THE COURTS!
[05:10:57] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[05:12:00] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: it's funny because it's exactly the people who yell that trash that are too much of pussies to actually do /anything/.
[05:12:07] <chromas> oh, I was thinking of Phil Donohue. Never seen this guy
[05:12:23] <Ethanol-fuertes> Gravis, you're a fag.
[05:12:29] <Ethanol-fuertes> HAhahahahahah!
[05:13:22] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: you idolize fools who are always afraid.
[05:13:33] <Gravis> cowards
[05:14:31] <Ethanol-fuertes> Sad. So sad.
[05:14:37] <Ethanol-fuertes> and YOu are one of them.
[05:14:48] <Ethanol-fuertes> THe host of sorrows. *farts*
[05:14:57] <Ethanol-fuertes> I am the SORROEW
[05:15:06] <Ethanol-fuertes> I like you I am filled with sackness.
[05:15:32] <Ethanol-fuertes> Battel brekas death. THe living, will nto hear them. But make no mistake *FART*
[05:15:40] <Ethanol-fuertes> THe farters are NTO SILENT
[05:17:02] * chromas gives Ethanol-fuertes an eye patch
[05:17:04] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: it's funny because you remind me of a toddler throwing a tantrum.
[05:17:26] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: you really are just a baby.
[05:18:02] <Ethanol-fuertes> Like a sociopathic infant with a touch of maniacal glee blowing pablum into your face, I am SHIT-PANTS!
[05:18:19] <Ethanol-fuertes> PBPHGBHPBGHGBPGHPGHHGBHBHPTTT
[05:18:30] <Ethanol-fuertes> HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH<b>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!</b>
[05:19:26] * Ethanol-fuertes drools.
[05:24:15] <JamesNZ> Control yourselves gentlemen.
[05:24:22] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: it will be funny, until you do some introspection and find out it's true.
[05:24:22] * JamesNZ waves his ruler about
[05:25:14] <Ethanol-fuertes> Faggots.
[05:25:47] <Gravis> oh there goes baby ethanol again
[05:25:48] <Ethanol-fuertes> https://en.wikipedia.org
[05:25:48] <GW> ^ 03Wiki: Faggoting (metalworking)
[05:25:53] <Ethanol-fuertes> Hahahahahahh!!!!
[05:26:00] <Ethanol-fuertes> Fuck off, Faggot-Gravis
[05:26:23] <Gravis> so cute.
[05:26:43] <Ethanol-fuertes> I'm going to go to sleep away from the faggots now.
[05:27:02] <Gravis> Ethanol-fuertes: don't let the bed bugs bite
[05:27:12] <Ethanol-fuertes> I BITE THEM
[05:27:15] <Ethanol-fuertes> FUCKER
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[05:28:05] <Gravis> such a child
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[05:46:42] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-pendejo
[05:48:30] <Ethanol-pendejo> JAJAJAJJAJA
[05:48:34] <Ethanol-pendejo> HAHAHHAHAHAH!
[05:48:56] <swiss> Ethanol-pendejo: so i went to a women in technology conference
[05:49:05] <swiss> and was incredibly surprised - very little SJW shit there
[05:49:18] <Ethanol-pendejo> swiss, sounds pretty rad.
[05:50:06] <swiss> went to one of the keynotes, youtube COO was like "Sure, there's these stastics that say we get paid less, and that we aren't in management... that means that we should encourage each other to push boundries, and get into management."
[05:50:22] <swiss> as in - "stop being afraid to do things girls don't traditionally do"
[05:50:33] <swiss> and i was all "Yep, i can agree with this"
[05:50:42] <Ethanol-pendejo> yes, get more people in there.
[05:51:05] <Ethanol-pendejo> Get more idiots in there.
[05:51:08] <swiss> more like "Yes, stop being afraid and then claiming its all bias against you'
[05:51:44] <swiss> she did raise another good point though.... She pointed out that we usually only use the word "bossy" to describe women
[05:51:59] <Ethanol-pendejo> bullshit. \
[05:52:08] <swiss> in my experience, very true
[05:52:23] <Ethanol-pendejo> I've encountered a lot of women. "bossy" applies only to asshole women.
[05:52:27] <swiss> i've heard very few (read, can count on one hand) young boys told to "stop being bussy"
[05:52:37] <swiss> however, quite a few young girls
[05:52:41] <chromas> isn't "bossy" usually used bylittle girls?
[05:52:52] <swiss> used by parents on little girls
[05:53:06] <Ethanol-pendejo> Not "bossy"
[05:53:10] <Ethanol-pendejo> but "bitchy"
[05:53:18] <Ethanol-pendejo> same thing. \
[05:53:35] <swiss> nah
[05:53:45] <swiss> i mean, you could call anyone on the C-level "bossy"
[05:54:01] <Ethanol-pendejo> Dunno, there weren't any there.
[05:54:08] <Ethanol-pendejo> Hahahahheeheehooooooooooo!
[05:54:42] <swiss> For me, I'd say a guy is "dickish" where I'd use "bossy" for a girl
[05:55:22] <swiss> she said half jokingly at the end "Next time you see some parents tell their daughter to stop being bossy at the park, say 'no! that girl is displaying executive leadership!'
[05:55:36] <swiss> which, honestly, I can see how it applies fairly well
[05:55:49] <Ethanol-pendejo> Haramph.
[05:55:55] <swiss> and it's not blaming guys for it - it's blaming parents in general
[05:56:08] <Ethanol-pendejo> Yeah, I can see why.
[05:56:41] <swiss> i thought it was a fair point - and the fact that her saying that was the closest to a SJW thing I heard during a talk there... it made the conference a lot better than I expected
[05:57:46] <swiss> also, i was there recruiting for work, and I was really surprised by the intelligence/competence level of the average attendee
[05:57:56] <Ethanol-pendejo> I will fall aslseep now.
[05:58:11] <Ethanol-pendejo> good evening, gentlemen.
[05:58:13] <swiss> good luck
[05:58:23] <Ethanol-pendejo> I don;t need luck, fuckbouy.
[05:59:08] <Ethanol-pendejo> *cracks knuckles*
[05:59:17] <Ethanol-pendejo> Hahahahahahheeheehooooooooo!
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[06:08:26] Ethanol-fueled is now known as fugyaBastids
[06:08:30] <fugyaBastids> Hahhahahaha
[06:10:42] <fugyaBastids> Time for drinkingk
[06:11:17] <fugyaBastids> HURUNNNNGHHHHEAHUHLHUHHUHHLHUHLHUHUUUUUEEEEAUGHHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[06:11:35] <fugyaBastids> *cough*
[06:12:04] <Gravis> fugyaBastids: so... underage drinking too? *sigh*
[06:12:35] <fugyaBastids> You sound like a limp-dick cocksucker.
[06:13:31] <fugyaBastids> https://www.youtube.com
[06:13:40] <GW> ^ 03Catherine Of Aragon - Rick Wakeman - YouTube
[06:14:40] <Gravis> fugyaBastids: you sound like an angry child.
[06:15:01] <fugyaBastids> *shits with defiance*
[06:15:17] <fugyaBastids> PHBLBHLBHLHLTHLBHLTH.
[06:15:40] <fugyaBastids> Hahah, shit-monger. It is YOU who is now covered in shit.
[06:15:41] <Gravis> cry it out, baby boy
[06:16:55] <fugyaBastids> https://www.youtube.com
[06:16:56] <GW> ^✓ 03The Twinz - Round and Round - YouTube
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[06:59:53] <chromas> from the blaming-the-victim dept
[07:04:06] <crutchy> http://www.news.com.au
[07:04:13] <GW> ^ 03Snake season safety: Six snake bite tips
[07:05:17] <SirFinkus> "don't put your hand anywhere you can't see"
[07:06:20] <crutchy> as kids we were always taught to make heaps of noise, which was pretty simple for a bunch of rowdy kids
[07:06:42] <crutchy> http://www.9news.com.au
[07:06:43] <GW> ^ 03Qld ambos expect up to 700 snake bites - 9news.com.au
[07:07:08] <crutchy> wow that sounds a bit extreme. people in queensland are a bit dumb though
[07:11:16] <crutchy> http://www.insidertradingreport.org
[07:11:17] <GW> ^ 03Company Shares of Western Digital Corporation (NASDAQ:WDC) Drops by -12.8% | Insider Trading Report
[07:11:30] <crutchy> does that mean it went up by 12.8%?
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[07:14:05] <crutchy> http://www.abc.net.au
[07:14:05] <GW> ^ 03Lego donations offered to Ai Weiwei as Twitter tells toymaker 'everything is not awesome' - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[07:15:06] <chromas> bitch on twitter -> get free legos
[07:15:53] <crutchy> apparently the problem was that lego wouldn't sell to him
[07:15:56] <crutchy> or summin
[07:16:34] <crutchy> i remember as a kid there was massive lego things at melbourne central
[07:17:10] <crutchy> now they've made a movie its no longer cool to sell bulk to artists
[07:21:24] <crutchy> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[07:21:24] <GW> ^ 03Tony Blair: ?Elements of truth? to argument Iraq invasion led to Islamic State - The Washington Post
[07:21:31] <crutchy> holy shit that was unexpected
[07:22:04] <crutchy> everyone knew it already, but for it to come from blair is unexpected
[07:22:22] <crutchy> i guess cruise missiles are gunna be raining on london soon
[07:22:36] <SirFinkus> good riddance
[07:23:36] <crutchy> only the potus (or anyone working for the us government) is allowed to accuse people of anything to do with terrorism and get away with it
[07:24:16] <crutchy> blair isn't going to be getting any more white house invites
[07:25:12] <SirFinkus> all this ISIS and Iran shit
[07:25:55] <SirFinkus> I won't believe anybody's condemnation of them until they admit the Saudis are the same fucking thing
[07:29:21] <chromas> which countries are we giving weapons to and which ones do we hate? I feel like I need to know before it changes again
[07:31:09] <SirFinkus> I haven't had anybody that took the moral argument against ISIS explain the difference between them and Saudi Arabia
[07:32:53] <chromas> one's an acronym
[07:34:25] <SirFinkus> good point
[07:34:56] <SirFinkus> saudi arabia is close enough to what ISIS would want to build that they're basically the same
[07:35:00] <crutchy> i'm not even sure isis are the bad guys
[07:35:13] <SirFinkus> I'm sure both would argue against it on some obscure religious difference
[07:35:25] <crutchy> if some country came and bombed me i'd be pretty pissed off too
[07:35:34] <SirFinkus> I'm confident they're bad guys, maybe not *the* bad guys though
[07:36:11] <crutchy> i guess in war there aren't really any good guys
[07:36:44] <crutchy> apparently microsoft is doing well
[07:36:46] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't go that far either
[07:37:26] <crutchy> "Sales declined 6.4% year over year while earnings inched 3% higher"
[07:37:30] <crutchy> "Azure is increasing"
[07:37:45] <crutchy> i wonder if thats cos they offered linux on azure
[07:37:46] <SirFinkus> we're (US) not nice guys, but at least we kind of pay lip service to the idea of being nice
[07:37:54] <SirFinkus> even if it's insincere
[07:38:00] <SirFinkus> and we don't stone people I guess
[07:38:06] <crutchy> better the devil you know
[07:38:21] <crutchy> nobody trusts the US government anymore
[07:38:23] <SirFinkus> Saudi Arabia is actually very progressive when it comes to the right to privacy
[07:38:27] <SirFinkus> believe it or not
[07:39:10] <crutchy> saudi arabia sounds like a bunch of far right religious nutbags though
[07:39:47] <SirFinkus> it's some religious thing
[07:39:49] <SirFinkus> the privacy
[07:40:07] <crutchy> mkay
[07:40:39] <SirFinkus> trying to find the quote
[07:40:55] <crutchy> flied_lice++
[07:40:55] <Bender> karma - flied_lice: 1
[07:41:14] <crutchy> red_wine++
[07:41:14] <Bender> karma - red_wine: 1
[07:42:38] <crutchy> http://www.zdnet.com
[07:42:39] <GW> ^ 03Microsoft's Mark Russinovich to Linux faithful: Send us your resumes | ZDNet
[07:43:28] <crutchy> from the pigs_are_flying_and_hell_has_frozen_over dept.
[07:43:29] <SirFinkus> can't find it, but there's some religious justification about not looking into people's shit to try and find out of they're sinning
[07:43:58] <crutchy> or the embrace... dept.
[07:44:39] <crutchy> hmm yeah prolly more likely to be the embrace-extend-extinguish thing
[07:46:08] <crutchy> though i'm sorta surprised microsoft hasn't released their own linux distro, complete with metro, clippy and mono et al
[07:47:44] <crutchy> its not like people who buy microsoft windows are gunna change to microsoft linux. its more likely to be mac users that convert to linux without looking like they converted to linux
[07:48:13] <crutchy> hmm. nah not mac users
[07:48:30] <crutchy> they're like the ISIS of computer users
[07:49:06] * SirFinkus hasn't beheaded anyone recently
[07:49:15] <crutchy> are you a mac user?
[07:49:27] <chromas> who do you want to behead today?
[07:50:01] <crutchy> heh i remember when that was on the windows 95 cd videos n stuff
[07:50:16] <chromas> and that weezer music video
[07:50:43] <crutchy> yeah i remember that name, but can't remember what it was about :/
[07:51:25] <SirFinkus> yeah
[07:51:29] <crutchy> i dunno how many times i reformatted and installed win95 on my dad's computer. must have driven him nuts
[07:51:55] <crutchy> though mostly all he did was play freecell
[07:51:59] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:52:00] <GW> ^ 03Weezer - Buddy Holly - YouTube
[07:53:27] <SirFinkus> most of the power of linux, but with a decent UI and software support
[07:58:51] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:58:52] <GW> ^ 03Old computers did it better! - YouTube
[08:02:08] * chromas remembers manuals
[08:02:38] <chromas> computer manual would tell me how to start using Windows; Windows manual would tell me how to set up a network
[08:06:15] <crutchy> delphi 5 and 7 came in a box with a massive programming manual. delphi 8 came with no manuals :<
[08:07:21] <crutchy> early delphis even came with cool object hierarchy wall charts
[08:07:46] <chromas> when did 7 come out? I remember it came with a help file with windows api stuff
[08:08:06] <crutchy> i got it in maybe 2001 or so
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[08:08:24] <crutchy> or 2002 maybe. not sure
[08:08:26] <chromas> and even back then they had rules about where to put files that people ignored (putting random stuff in \windows and \windows\system32 for no reason)
[08:09:09] <crutchy> i was never a fan of that. i liked ini files from the outset
[08:09:34] <crutchy> i've done a little bit of registry stuff, but avoid it if i can
[08:10:00] <chromas> You should use binary config files
[08:10:11] <crutchy> delphictl
[08:10:12] <chromas> a hierarchical database
[08:10:26] <chromas> delphi++
[08:10:26] <Bender> karma - delphi: 35
[08:12:03] <crutchy> the other programming nerd at work does a bit in visual studio. i don't think he's much of a fan of delphi/pascal. he installed laz though, cos i think he wants to do some work on one of the programs i made in delphi that i started porting
[08:12:35] <crutchy> he's mainly a vb, c#, php, etc guy
[08:12:41] <crutchy> i think
[08:12:58] <chromas> c# has modules, so that' neat
[08:13:15] <chromas> also I guess c and/or c++ are getting a form of modules
[08:13:19] <chromas> at least in llvm
[08:13:37] <crutchy> its cool talking shop with him. i always feel like an old fart stick in the mud though
[08:13:48] <crutchy> well i guess i kinda am
[08:14:03] <chromas> yeah
[08:14:09] <chromas> 33's old man
[08:14:16] <chromas> 33⅓
[08:14:19] <chromas> rpm
[08:14:58] <crutchy> people tell me about new stuff and most of the time i'm like 'bah i could do that much easier with blah blah blah. get off my lawn!"
[08:16:48] <crutchy> there was a guy on freenode trying to convince me that python was awesome cos it forces people to write neat code. i was like "the best way to learn to write neat code is to spend some time debugging shit code"
[08:19:52] <crutchy> then he linked me some python, and i pointed out all the reasons why it was shit. he then said it was a bad example
[08:20:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drug Firm Offers $1 Version of $750 Turing Pill - http://sylnt.us - business-being-good-to-the-common-man
[08:20:18] <chromas> hah
[08:23:22] <crutchy> turing pill?
[08:23:56] <crutchy> from the pretending-to-be-human dept.
[08:24:54] <crutchy> or from the hot-robot-chick-from-ex-machina-definitely-took-her-turing-pill dept.
[08:25:52] <crutchy> are there any good movies worth watching lately?
[08:27:33] <chromas> no
[08:27:42] <chromas> watch tv shows
[08:30:21] <crutchy> my wife does that. they all suck
[08:30:30] <crutchy> she's into some aussie crime drama
[08:31:02] <crutchy> and that one where the two chicks never stop yapping
[08:31:13] <crutchy> whatsitsname
[08:31:38] <crutchy> ~g american tv show with two chicks that never stop talking
[08:31:41] <exec> [google] https://en.wikipedia.org(U.S._TV_series)
[08:31:45] <crutchy> lol
[08:31:48] <crutchy> nah not that one
[08:32:29] <crutchy> might watch the second maze runner
[08:32:36] <crutchy> the first one was ok
[08:36:02] <chromas> sounds like a bunch of shows
[08:36:14] <chromas> the trick to good american tv is to stay away from the big networks
[08:36:26] <chromas> abc, nbc, cbs
[08:36:33] <chromas> and fox too, usually
[08:45:41] * NCommander honestly wishes why programming in golang fills me with rage
[08:46:14] <chromas> rewriting rehash in go? :D
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[09:41:44] * crutchy is watching Remember Me
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[10:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:01:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1792
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[10:19:40] <Yog-Yogguth> curtchy & all: One Punch Man by whatever fansubbing group you find, at leat I find that one very enjoyable although it might go stale (seen 3 episodes) and yes it's Japanese anime with subtitles
[10:21:01] <Yog-Yogguth> so not amovie (it is a TV show though, they air late Sunday night I think)
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[10:54:49] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[10:58:30] <crutchy> remember me is an ok movie
[10:58:51] <crutchy> coffee++ # except i'm still finishing off a glass of red
[10:58:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1793
[10:59:26] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard, Yog-Yogguth, NCommander, chromas
[10:59:28] * exec abrasively slides a socket of splodge to TheMightyBuzzard,
[10:59:54] <chromas> ~g'day
[10:59:56] <crutchy> borked bots that expect only one nick-- :p
[11:00:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm trying to figure out how to create a unique transaction id. searching around will be required.
[11:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:00:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1794
[11:00:27] <crutchy> sha512847283753382
[11:00:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it needs to fit the field and be unique
[11:00:54] <crutchy> lol
[11:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think we done got a method so i don't wanna reinvent it
[11:01:10] <chromas> UUUUUIDs
[11:01:55] <crutchy> unique unicorn umbrella underwear user ids
[11:01:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ^^
[11:03:26] <crutchy> hold the phone... NC spoke!
[11:04:08] <crutchy> i almost thought he gone dun a xlefay on us
[11:04:50] <crutchy> oh dear... has xlefay become a verb
[11:05:08] <crutchy> or an adverb
[11:05:18] <crutchy> or a proverb
[11:05:32] <crutchy> or a projective
[11:05:45] <crutchy> or a adnoun
[11:05:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, he been around bout every other day in our sanctum sanctorum
[11:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the past week or so anyway
[11:06:16] <crutchy> oh the secret squirrel channel?
[11:06:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas it
[11:06:29] <crutchy> ah
[11:06:31] <chromas> the one we all know about
[11:06:44] <chromas> ;)
[11:06:51] <crutchy> but dare not break the first rule of secret squirrels
[11:07:13] <crutchy> actually i can't even remember the name anyway
[11:07:28] <chromas> #********
[11:07:31] <crutchy> its prolly in mah logs somewhere in a couple of places
[11:07:56] <crutchy> if i search for 'secret'
[11:07:59] <NCommander> crutchy, morning
[11:08:04] * NCommander continues to curse at golang
[11:08:08] <crutchy> lol
[11:08:19] <chromas> or search for staff accidentally blabbing it
[11:08:23] <crutchy> hack is awesomer
[11:08:26] <chromas> :)
[11:08:47] * crutchy hides behind his anvil-proof shield
[11:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, mornin o fearless leader
[11:09:57] * TheMightyBuzzard is butt stomping rehash into taking stripe CC payments
[11:10:33] <crutchy> any more nethack vids on the cards?
[11:11:01] * chromas is watching Futurama. I think Pam Anderson looks better in cartoon than she ever did in any photo
[11:11:09] <crutchy> there's a few i haven't watched yet o.O
[11:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, neat, insertPayment will generate a transaction_id all by itself if you don't supply one
[11:11:25] <crutchy> dunno. i don't think i ever seen her face
[11:12:03] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i'm surprised they even give you the option
[11:12:26] <cmn32480> ~g'day all
[11:12:28] * exec abnormally cracks open a blagoblag of vibrating rooster sammich for all
[11:12:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too but i'm not gonna complain
[11:12:35] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:12:35] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1795
[11:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, cmn32480
[11:12:46] <crutchy> i guess they're the payment masters
[11:13:03] <cmn32480> how goes buzzard
[11:13:22] <crutchy> hola cmn32480 o/
[11:13:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty well. makin progress.
[11:13:31] <cmn32480> mornign crutchy
[11:13:38] <cmn32480> er... evening?
[11:13:44] <crutchy> ~time
[11:13:46] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 10:13 pm GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[11:13:58] <crutchy> late evening :p
[11:14:38] <cmn32480> i know that we have people around the world... it is remembering who is where that stretches what littel is left of my brain
[11:14:43] <cmn32480> ~time
[11:14:44] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[11:14:44] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[11:14:49] <cmn32480> ~time baltimore
[11:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> guess i could just use the token string for a transaction_id.
[11:14:51] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 7:14 am EDT - Baltimore, MD, USA
[11:14:52] <crutchy> ~timeadd
[11:14:56] <crutchy> ~time-add
[11:14:58] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[11:15:13] <cmn32480> that is by user?
[11:15:33] <crutchy> just links your nick to a location
[11:15:34] <cmn32480> ~time-add baltimore
[11:15:35] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[11:15:46] <cmn32480> ~time-add baltimore
[11:15:47] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[11:15:54] <crutchy> ~time-add cmn32480 blatimore
[11:16:03] <cmn32480> ~time-add cmn32480 baltimore
[11:16:04] <exec> name "cmn32480" set for location "baltimore"
[11:16:08] <cmn32480> ~time
[11:16:10] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 7:16 am EDT - Baltimore, MD, USA
[11:16:17] <cmn32480> got it.
[11:16:29] <cmn32480> I learnedsomethign new.. does that mean I get to go home?
[11:16:34] <crutchy> ~time-add buttsauce sydney
[11:16:36] <exec> name "buttsauce" set for location "sydney"
[11:16:42] <crutchy> ~time buttsauce
[11:16:44] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 10:16 pm GMT+11 - Sydney NSW
[11:17:02] * crutchy awards cmn32480 an internet
[11:17:13] <cmn32480> biab gotta go pull our forklift off charge and check the batteries
[11:17:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[11:17:44] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 6:17 am CDT - Jackson, TN, USA
[11:17:44] <Yog-Yogguth> morning all and especially crutchy :)
[11:18:03] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, mornin' :)
[11:18:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Yog-Yogguth, yo
[11:19:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, this could be problematic....
[11:20:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, gotta actually charge the card before i get a notification back from ipn. duh.
[11:20:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/from/for/
[11:20:32] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right, gotta actually charge the card before i get a notification back for ipn. duh.
[11:22:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Could Deep-sea Bacteria Be the Latest Weapon Against Climate Change? - http://sylnt.us - the-earth-is-self-regulating
[11:33:05] <crutchy> nooooo. we must regulate the earth! cos the earth is too dumb to look after itself!
[11:33:43] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[11:33:44] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[11:37:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[11:37:11] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:43:29] <crutchy> did some good learnin at work today
[11:43:54] <crutchy> checking a job i had to bone up on some stuff i hadn't touched since 2001
[11:44:37] <crutchy> principle stresses and mohr's circle n shit
[11:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gots no idea what that means
[12:02:13] <crutchy> learnin++
[12:02:13] <Bender> karma - learnin: 1
[12:03:34] <crutchy> its just stuff that helps prevent shit from breaking
[12:04:27] <crutchy> or rather helps prevent companies from getting sued by making sure shit won't break
[12:05:12] <crutchy> as much as i hate lawyers, they are helping to ensure that i never run out of work :p
[12:07:26] <crutchy> g'night all
[12:08:25] <cmn32480> night crutchy
[12:08:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite, crutchy
[12:09:01] <Yog-Yogguth> cya crutchy
[12:09:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[12:09:03] <GW> ^ 03Social Justice Warrior Anthem (South Park) [Ultimate Remix] - YouTube
[12:46:24] <cmn32480> my new Synology NAS just showed up!
[12:46:28] <cmn32480> !woop
[12:46:28] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[12:49:08] <Yog-Yogguth> hardware deliveries are fun :)
[12:53:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trump, Carson Lead GOP Polls but Lag in Online Betting Lines - http://sylnt.us - you-pay-your-money-and-you-take-your-chances
[13:11:15] * TheMightyBuzzard puts five Internets down on Carson
[13:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well shit, my coding mojo is running out early today
[13:24:53] <cmn32480> dude.. it has been like an hour....
[13:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, man, i been at it since 5am
[13:30:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~time
[13:30:29] <exec> Monday, 26 October 2015 @ 8:30 am CDT - Jackson, TN, USA
[13:30:47] <cmn32480> anybody who can coroborate that?
[13:31:24] * cmn32480 enjoys poking the bear
[13:33:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed, the hot porn actress who's been harassing me to come back to bed.
[13:52:16] <cmn32480> well... then WTF are you still doing here buzzard?
[13:53:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm a slave to my urges. and sometimes the urge to be brilliant at people is stronger than other urges.
[13:54:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Drug Firm Offers $1 Version of $750 Turing Pharmaceuticals Pill - http://sylnt.us - business-being-good-to-the-common-man
[13:55:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i THINK the subscribe.pl bits are done aside from the mandatory forgotten punctuation finding.
[13:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> time to find the punctuation now
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[14:03:44] <cmn32480> is that what you kids are calling your interactions with hot porn actresses these days? punctuation... hmmmm
[14:24:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> dahell... i am authorizing proper but it says i ain't...
[14:24:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BroScience: Evidence for Hypothesis that Hands and Heads were Evolutionarily Shaped by Fist Fighting - http://sylnt.us - time-for-a-beating
[14:44:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> stupid decimal point
[14:51:13] <SoyGuest34603> Stripe doesn't use the ISO8583 standard of a 12-digit amount with an implied decimal point?
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[15:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, they use N number of cents. we, however, allow for decimal pointed inputs. had to make the two jive.
[15:08:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> stripe payments are however working now on dev. just have to get the IPN daemon happy with stripe messages so we can receive other messages like charge reversals and such.
[15:13:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone wants to try it out, the blue Pay With Card button, 4242 4242 4242 4242 as a card number, any furure date as exp date, and any three numbers as cvc
[15:16:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, that's enough for me today. time to build a grocery list and hit wal-mart.
[15:17:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's some oddness with the position of the e-mail as it auto-populates...might just be my browser, though. (the auto-fill thingy shows up above rather than below)
[15:18:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> other than that the data entry part went well
[15:18:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> but the response was "Stripe failed to accept the transaction."
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[15:41:47] <Gravis> today i learned that cows have wiskers. https://4.bp.blogspot.com
[15:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glueballs are the Missing Frontier of the Standard Model - http://sylnt.us - these-glueballs-ain't-for-sniffin
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[17:27:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Paul Vixie: New TLDs a Money Grab, and a Mistake - http://sylnt.us - wise-voice
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[17:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, gracias, found the bug. the statement_descriptor field was one character too long.
[17:49:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> going to have to trim it a bit.
[18:10:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: No problem...want me to try again?
[18:10:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> too bad, I'm trying again!
[18:11:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> "Transaction ch_170FRDKAL8UJd4wpsTCQZo1b completed. Thank you for supporting Dev.SN."
[18:11:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> !woop
[18:11:37] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[18:53:58] <cmn32480> it works?
[18:54:04] <cmn32480> TheMightyBuzzard++
[18:54:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 193
[18:58:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lobster-Inspired 3.8m Super Lightweight Mirror Chosen for Chinese-French Space Mission - http://sylnt.us - mirror-thermidor
[19:31:03] <cmn32480> I <3 new toys. It is far better than moose wang.
[19:59:02] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[19:59:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[19:59:09] <Bender> karma - naps: 28
[20:04:42] <cmn32480> I ♥ Moose wang!
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[20:05:10] * cmn32480 clangs the submission bell
[20:12:29] <cmn32480> rough day buzzard?
[20:12:33] -!- fliptop [fliptop!~fliptop@67.231.zpp.nw] has joined #Soylent
[20:13:15] <cmn32480> heya fliptop\
[20:14:25] <fliptop> howdy
[20:14:31] <fliptop> queue is low...!
[20:19:12] * cmn32480 clangs the submission bell
[20:19:32] <fliptop> yeah, i'm wondering if i should work on this complicated one or submit a few easy ones...
[20:19:56] <cmn32480> low is a touch of an understatement...
[20:20:07] <cmn32480> a few easy one woudl be greatly appreciated
[20:20:08] <fliptop> trying to be diplomatic
[20:20:28] <fliptop> well i have a small amt of time, i'll see what i can do...
[20:20:36] <cmn32480> nah.. we don't do diplomacy here generalyl.
[20:20:41] <fliptop> heh
[20:20:51] <cmn32480> we appreciate the efforts, good sir
[20:20:57] <fliptop> brb
[20:43:34] <cmn32480> Thanks AndytheAbsurd! Keep'em coming!
[20:52:02] <fliptop> ok, i did the complicated one 1st. it may need a little finesse
[20:57:59] <cmn32480> ok
[20:58:12] <cmn32480> finess we can sort of handle, within bounds as editors.
[20:59:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TechRadar Asks: "Has Microsoft Admitted Defeat in the Console Sales War?" - http://sylnt.us - its-only-a-game
[20:59:56] <Gravis> cmn32480: sure... is this what you mean by finesse? ;) <cmn32480> I ♥ Moose wang!
[21:04:29] <cmn32480> yes gravis
[21:04:43] <Gravis> MS is so full of it
[21:14:53] <Gravis> "ARM64 Vs ARM32 -- What's Different For Linux Programmers?" - response: "That's easy, one has a lot more arms."
[21:28:14] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:28:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1796
[21:28:19] <crutchy> time for work :(
[21:34:31] <cmn32480> welcome back crutchy!
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[21:37:51] <cmn32480> hmmm... guess not...
[21:42:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I just tried the yandex search engine for the first time out of curiosity and got a surprisingly good result, does anyone ahve any experience with it?
[21:43:48] <Yog-Yogguth> hmm or maybe I just used a slightly different search string than I tried earier in other ones, almost the same result with ixquick
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[21:46:06] <alexbst> good evening
[21:46:13] <Yog-Yogguth> hello :)
[21:46:15] <alexbst> is there a way I can donate ?
[21:46:53] <Yog-Yogguth> yup if you make an account (free) you can go to the https://soylentnews.org
[21:46:53] <GW> ^✓ 03subscribe
[21:47:08] <alexbst> ah, derp. I am an anonymous lurker by most measures.
[21:47:30] <cmn32480> there is nothign wrong wiht being an anoymous lurker
[21:47:31] <Yog-Yogguth> you don't have to use the account for anything but the donation :)
[21:47:45] <cmn32480> you can also gift a sub to another person
[21:48:10] <cmn32480> thereby not having to create an account, and still helping support the site
[21:48:26] <Yog-Yogguth> aah I hadn't thought of that
[21:48:55] <cmn32480> adn it isn't a donation. it is a subscription... there is a legal difference that requires us to walk the line. :-)
[21:49:10] <Yog-Yogguth> would be nice to have some functionality where people could ask for donations, a lot of people don't like getting free subscriptions
[21:49:19] <Yog-Yogguth> ask for subscriptions I meant
[21:49:27] <cmn32480> lol
[21:49:52] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[21:50:11] <cmn32480> does that help alexbst?
[21:50:13] <alexbst> yes
[21:50:19] <alexbst> I just subbed 20usd
[21:50:43] <Yog-Yogguth> thank you :)
[21:50:53] <alexbst> now to start moaning about the lack of my special interest posts.
[21:50:59] <cmn32480> adn if paypal isn't your preferred way of _subscribing_ we already take bitcoin and shortly we will be accepting through stripe.
[21:50:59] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[21:51:11] <cmn32480> feel free
[21:51:19] <alexbst> moan moan, bleet bleet
[21:51:49] <cmn32480> I'm one of the editors, feel free.
[21:51:58] <alexbst> bleet bleet bleet bleet
[21:52:15] <cmn32480> in all seriousness, is there somethign specific you would liek to see more of?
[21:52:40] <cmn32480> and don't forget, this comes back around to feel free to submit on topics YOU find interesting, the odds are that somebody else will too
[21:53:01] <alexbst> a bit more of the more political around crazy sjws vs real scientists, I guess.
[21:53:05] <alexbst> otherwise it's pretty good, IMO.
[21:53:45] <cmn32480> the politics to tech ratio that we (in a VERY general way) shoot for is about 30%/70%
[21:54:37] <alexbst> I tried to get on with k5 but it always seemed a bit too.. idk.
[21:55:19] <alexbst> I wheened myself off /.
[21:55:57] <Yog-Yogguth> I never got into k5 either, wrong topics I think
[21:56:05] <cmn32480> you are not alone in that company. Many of us quit cold turkey for the slashcott and never went back
[21:56:15] <Yog-Yogguth> and been /-free for months :)
[21:56:47] <cmn32480> been 18 months
[21:56:57] <Yog-Yogguth> time flies way too fast
[21:57:03] <alexbst> anyway, I'll remain on the irc net here ;)
[21:57:14] <cmn32480> since SN went live, I have only been back to look for plagiarism in stories
[21:57:25] <cmn32480> excellent. we welcome all comers
[21:57:59] <cmn32480> &*%()*&^%T)*ing OpenVPN.....
[21:58:10] <cmn32480> cripe... I shoudl go home.
[21:58:19] <alexbst> heh ;)
[21:58:28] <alexbst> btw I've really been enjoying scott adams posts recently
[21:58:44] <cmn32480> his blog?
[21:58:48] <alexbst> yeah
[21:59:05] <cmn32480> I was never really able to get into it.... don't know why...
[21:59:20] <alexbst> even if you aren't going to vote republican, he gives some interesting insights.
[21:59:21] <cmn32480> I shoudl give it another shot
[22:00:23] <cmn32480> well gents... I shall be back in a few hours after we get the kids in bed.
[22:00:37] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480_away
[22:00:37] <alexbst> https://twitter.com seems upbeat again, too ;)
[22:00:38] <Yog-Yogguth> cya :)
[22:00:38] <GW> ^ 03Matt Taylor (@mggtTaylor) | Twitter
[22:00:47] <cmn32480_away> later Yog-Yogguth
[22:01:07] <cmn32480_away> alexbst - Welcome! Hopefully we see you a lot. :-)
[22:01:21] cmn32480_away is now known as cmn32480|away
[22:01:55] <alexbst> nn ;)
[22:02:43] <Yog-Yogguth> it can be very quiet here at times and at other times really noisy (just wait when Ethanol-Fueled and Gravis gets into their public lovemaking) XD
[22:03:04] <Yog-Yogguth> when/until
[22:03:08] <alexbst> heh
[22:06:05] <alexbst> https://www.youtube.com is super interesting btw
[22:06:06] <GW> ^ 03AvE - YouTube
[22:06:16] <alexbst> if you're into.. machinining things. and electrickery.
[22:06:24] <fliptop> alexbst: there's no politics topic yet but feel free to let tmb know you'd like to see one:
[22:06:29] <fliptop> https://soylentnews.org
[22:06:30] <GW> ^ 03SN article: Nexuses and You 04(52 comments)
[22:06:49] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah I've hear dabout him, someone else here is also into that channel (can't remember who)
[22:07:11] <alexbst> I typically think techies get a terrible deal at the political level (as in everything above the 7 layers of the osi model)
[22:09:03] <Yog-Yogguth> not just techies but yeah
[22:09:21] <alexbst> techies are just famously bad at negotiation ;)
[22:09:25] <fliptop> we need a lobby
[22:10:56] <alexbst> lol re the recent post about the TLDs..
[22:11:00] <alexbst> I was at icann50
[22:11:03] <alexbst> and ripe69
[22:11:13] <alexbst> icann50 was definitely the money show
[22:13:38] <Yog-Yogguth> I don't even know ripe69 what's that?
[22:13:51] <alexbst> ripe is like arin but for europe
[22:14:09] <alexbst> network operators rather than tld owners/registrars
[22:14:20] <Yog-Yogguth> oh, I thought it was all national ones
[22:14:47] <alexbst> quite a few people came from other areas to visit ;)
[22:15:32] * Yog-Yogguth looks at https://en.wikipedia.org ah I see
[22:15:32] <GW> ^ 03Wiki: RIPE
[22:20:06] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[22:20:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> good foods, now i need another nap
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[22:23:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[22:23:06] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[22:28:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, nice. SXSW caved in to bullshit threats and canceled both the gamergate panel and the online harassment panel. http://www.sxsw.com
[22:28:56] <GW> ^ 03Strong Community Management: Why We Canceled Two Panels For SXSW 2016 | South by Southwest 2016 Music, Film and Interactive Festivals - Austin Texas
[22:29:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> SJWs win again. fuckin cowards. https://www.youtube.com
[22:29:24] <GW> ^* 03Social Justice Warrior Anthem (South Park) [Ultimate Remix] - YouTube
[22:30:37] <alexbst> he
[22:30:42] <alexbst> (heh!)
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[22:47:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, JamesNZ
[22:47:34] <JamesNZ> Morning TheMightyBuzzard \o
[22:48:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> one of these days you're gonna hafta tell me why you live down there. it can't be fun having to hang on to the bottom of the planet to keep from falling off.
[22:49:22] <chromas> but he gets to see the turtles and the elephant
[22:49:24] <JamesNZ> Well, if you want good layumb, you gotta go where the layumbs at.
[22:49:57] <JamesNZ> layumb++
[22:49:57] <Bender> karma - layumb: 1
[22:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna be nice and assume you meant to eat
[22:51:41] <JamesNZ> That be true.
[22:53:21] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: cowards? they are a corporation. their interest is in money. enjoying the free market yet?
[22:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, cowards. controversy always brings money and every company knows this. witness fox news.
[22:55:07] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the problem isn't controversy, it's conflict.
[22:55:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ditto.
[22:55:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: conflict isn't profitable... unless you are selling guns.
[22:56:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> what planet are you living on? conflict has made fnc the number one rated cable news source.
[22:56:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's all scripted BS
[22:56:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that with utter shit for actual investigative journalism
[22:57:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yet it sells
[22:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> which was my point. i win. go sit down.
[22:57:20] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yeah, it's easy to sell a lie people want to here.
[22:57:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: with panels, you have actual people involved
[22:58:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> and?
[22:58:15] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: fox news is a one way broadcast
[22:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> what's your point? people find you and me entertaining on here as well.
[22:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> and irc isn't a one way street by any stretch of the imagination.
[22:59:10] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: violence will end up shutting down the event real quick and people wont come next time in fear of violence.
[22:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> what violence?
[22:59:29] <Gravis> "SXSW has received numerous threats of on-site violence related to this programming."
[22:59:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> there has never been a single instance of actual violence, regardless of the number of threats made by either side of the GG debate. thus threats are not credible.
[23:00:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> thus cowards.
[23:01:07] <Gravis> not credible? it only takes a slight disruption to be more effort than it's worth.
[23:01:42] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it's about profit.
[23:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> not credible. when you have hundreds of threats racked up and zero followed through on, it's perfectly safe to assume they're bullshit.
[23:02:02] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: disruption == unprofitable
[23:02:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> bs. disruption means you sell MORE tickets.
[23:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> people like a show.
[23:02:38] <chromas> if soylent hired a professional victim, the finances would be set for life
[23:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> need a job, Gravis?
[23:02:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: but the people involved wont want to come back next year.
[23:03:05] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: short term profit, long term losses
[23:03:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we could underpay you because of your gender and you could hate us for it.
[23:03:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a good offer, everyone else gets underpaid just because we can't afford to pay anyone.
[23:04:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, if nothing actually dangerous happens, every single one will come back next year and ticket sales will be even higher.
[23:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> there is no such thing as bad publicity
[23:05:16] <Gravis> people avoid stress, so i'm going to have to disagree. also, there is a lot of other things they could disrupt.
[23:05:39] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: it would just be annoying for the people there.
[23:05:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> people avoid their own stress. they seek out the stress of others for entertainment.
[23:05:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> ergo reality shows.
[23:06:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> every sporting event.
[23:06:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> cable news
[23:06:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> politics
[23:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell basically everything on tv
[23:07:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> you yourself are seeking out stress by trolling #soylent right now
[23:07:26] <Gravis> "Maintaining civil and respectful dialogue within the big tent is more important than any particular session."
[23:07:42] * TheMightyBuzzard marks up another win on his troll-smashing scoreboard.
[23:07:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly. pussies.
[23:07:56] <Gravis> oh please. you know i'm right.
[23:08:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> pffft, you haven't been right on anything in your entire life. if someone told you you were you'd think it sounded too close to right wing and change your position.
[23:09:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, i'm on a roll tonight
[23:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[23:09:32] <GW> ^ 03Homer Simpson Sings I Am The Champion - YouTube
[23:14:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i don't take sides on politics because they are the same side with a couple niche issues.
[23:15:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> largely true but every view you've ever espoused fell solidly into the talking points of the far left loons
[23:16:05] <Gravis> hardly.
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[23:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird. like once a week i get a survivalist group on twitter following me. i don't even have enough food stocked for the next month much less enough to count as a preper.
[23:19:48] <Gravis> though i do wonder how you can fall for such obviously deceitful rhetoric. you are capable of logical reasoning but it seems like you are a victim of greed.
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[23:22:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> greed? you don't know the meaning of the word.
[23:22:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> literally. you're misusing it.
[23:23:00] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i figure you'll either figure it out or die an unnecessarily early death.
[23:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> greed is the desire for what you have not earned.
[23:23:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the desire for what you have earned is never greed.
[23:23:37] <Gravis> "intense and selfish desire for something, especially wealth, power, or food."
[23:23:48] <Gravis> nothing about who earned what
[23:24:04] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[23:24:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> dictionary is wrong then.
[23:24:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't be the first time.
[23:24:26] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: pesky definitions undermining your argument.
[23:24:46] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so everyone else is wrong and you are right. i get it.
[23:24:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, they go and do things like define sexism as primarily applying to women as well.
[23:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, it does happen that way sometimes. yep.
[23:25:31] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: this is called delusion
[23:25:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> this is called truth.
[23:26:07] <Gravis> "an idiosyncratic belief or impression that is firmly maintained despite being contradicted by what is generally accepted as reality or rational argument, typically a symptom of mental disorder."
[23:26:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> the world has little to no interest in seeing the truth. only in what suits its narrative.
[23:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> left, right, doesn't matter.
[23:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> only mental disorder i have is ADHD, thanks.
[23:27:11] <Gravis> i doubt it
[23:27:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> look to yourself and your narcissism and persecution complex before you go judging anyone else, budro
[23:28:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you honestly believe that anyone with more than you is evil, even if they worked their ass off for it.
[23:28:23] <Gravis> nope.
[23:28:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're a sick, sick man.
[23:28:49] <Gravis> ok... so you lost the argument and you have turned to trolling. got it.
[23:29:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> dude, your entire argument is trolling. you're a troll. it's what you do.
[23:29:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> you were still trying to troll me after i went to bed last night by the scrollback.
[23:29:54] <Gravis> my argument was based on realistic expectations.
[23:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> your realistic expectations do not jive with the world you live in. adjust them.
[23:30:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: really? because they acted according to my argument.
[23:31:11] <Gravis> you just called them "cowards"
[23:31:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> exactly. fix them and you might win once in a while.
[23:31:48] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so if my thoughts don't align with yours then they are obviously wrong.
[23:31:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pinterest Loses Pin Trademark Battles in US and UK - http://sylnt.us - needle-match
[23:31:57] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: i understand your logic
[23:32:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> what the hell is missing on the tv lineup tonight? there's supposed to be something worth watching on mondays but it's not there this week...
[23:33:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, obviously. because i've thought out my thoughts and that is more than most people are ever willing to do in their entire lives.
[23:33:39] <Gravis> heh... so delusional.
[23:34:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> you believe the masses actually think instead of just react or follow their tribe?
[23:34:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you think I'M the delusional one?
[23:34:30] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: when did i say that?
[23:34:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> when you just disagreed with me.
[23:34:53] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: quote it
[23:34:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> try and keep up
[23:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, obviously. because i've thought out my thoughts and that is more than most people are ever willing to do in their entire lives.
[23:35:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> <Gravis> heh... so delusional
[23:35:40] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: yes, you are deluded.
[23:35:55] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[23:36:11] <Gravis> and yes, people actually think
[23:36:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> prove it
[23:36:27] <Gravis> you underestimate humans
[23:36:49] <Gravis> they may use emotional reasoning but they still use reasoning
[23:37:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i do it's only because average people are farther below me than retards are below average people
[23:37:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> emotional reasoning is not reasoning
[23:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it has nothing to do with reason
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[23:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is animal instinct, not thought.
[23:38:58] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: so, now you have turned to conceit?
[23:38:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> listening to emotions over reason makes you a less than many apes. they at least occasionally exhibit thought.
[23:39:17] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: just because it's flawed logic doesn't mean it isn't logic.
[23:39:42] <Gravis> it's simply the basis of what's true is different than reality
[23:39:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gravis, it's not conceit. it's fact. 160 - 100 > 100 - 75
[23:40:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> math yo, can't argue it.
[23:40:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: we both know that "I.Q." is a bullshit measurement at best.
[23:41:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we also both know it's still the best way we have of measuring intelligence.
[23:41:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> imperfect, maybe even downright sucks, but there's no better metric.
[23:41:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn, this is good tea. i need to remember what brand it is.
[23:42:12] <Gravis> as such your comparison is flawed.
[23:42:16] <chromas> Mr Tea
[23:42:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> tea++
[23:42:21] <Bender> karma - tea: 507
[23:42:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, ooooh.... that would be an epic brand name for tea
[23:43:41] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you look down upon the average man as if he just walked out of the woods and you are some superior decendant.
[23:43:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yes, and?
[23:44:14] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: that's conceit.
[23:44:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> and justified.
[23:44:49] <Gravis> those pesky definitions disagree.
[23:45:18] <Gravis> "excessively proud of oneself; vain."
[23:45:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, that'd be me.
[23:46:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i disagree not. i'm simply willing to prove it.
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[23:46:19] <Gravis> you do understand what excessive means, right?
[23:46:55] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: you know, go read the dictionary. your command English is poor.
[23:47:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm aware of my excesses. they're mostly for a laugh.
[23:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't take myself seriously enough to be properly conceited.
[23:47:47] * MrTea laughs at TMBs excesses
[23:48:01] * TheMightyBuzzard offers MrTea some pants
[23:48:14] <MrTea> I pity da fool who tries to pants me!
[23:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab MrTea
[23:48:23] <Bender> Added quote 580
[23:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, enough shit posting with the troll. time for nicotine, alcohol, and a movie or something.
[23:49:53] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: shinigami approved activities!
[23:50:18] <MrTea> how come nobody has mixed nicotine and alcohol together yet?
[23:50:44] <MrTea> possibly with a splash of caffeine?
[23:51:31] <Gravis> MrTea: liability issues.
[23:51:49] <MrTea> I need a chemistry lab so I can work the black magic necessary to bring this product to market...
[23:52:24] <Gravis> MrTea: i dont think the FDA would allow it
[23:53:16] <MrTea> best part is, I'll have all guinea pigs... erm, "test subjects" ... I could ask for lining up at more door :)
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[23:58:48] * SpallsHurgenson adds his absolutely useless ISP-provided email to his email client... let the spam come a'rolling in!