#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-24

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[00:00:24] <Bytram> good point
[00:01:09] <chromas> didn't slash used ot detect duplicate comments?
[00:01:12] <Bytram> but, it would only be used at the time the user was attempting to submit a comment, so that's something on the order of 500 times a day? assuming preview and couple rewrites, maybe 2k times a day?
[00:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> complex regexs can consume a lot of cpu time, relatively. i like several lean and mean ones instead.
[00:01:37] <Bytram> chromas: good point, i wonder why that did not kick in?
[00:01:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, we got rid of that a while back. it was interfering with unicode happiness.
[00:01:54] <Bytram> ahhh
[00:02:07] <chromas> weird
[00:02:13] <Bytram> I remember seeing it occur here, but that was a long while ago, now that I think about it.
[00:02:24] <Bytram> so, prolly before the UTF-8 stuff
[00:02:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> least i think we disabled it.
[00:02:48] <Bytram> we must have or we would not have seen the 'fun or profit' spam the site
[00:03:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod
[00:03:45] <Bytram> semi-related, is users_info.points the number of mod points that a user has available?
[00:03:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds right, yeah
[00:04:15] <Bytram> kthnx
[00:05:13] * Bytram is looking at: https://soylentnews.org
[00:05:14] <Troll> ^ 03- SoylentNews User ( https://soylentnews.org )
[00:05:18] <SirFinkus> morning folks
[00:05:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, SF
[00:05:29] <crutchy> ~g'day SirFinkus
[00:05:31] * exec unjustifiably postulates a cheap plastic cup of vibrating rooster sammich towards SirFinkus
[00:05:41] <Bytram> SirFinkus: g'morning!
[00:05:50] <SirFinkus> do you ever sleep crutchy? Jesus
[00:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, no giving yourself a gerzillion mod points just cause you used yours up =P
[00:06:18] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I would not do that! I'd give the points to crutchy and have him do the dirty work!
[00:06:22] <Bytram> ;)
[00:06:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> he'd have to log in for that... sound plan. do it.
[00:07:14] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - VW's 'Dieselgate' Puts Spotlight On Electric Cars in Germany - http://sylnt.us - give-them-a-battery-of-tests
[00:07:23] <Bytram> btw, more-than-semi-related, if we had a way to not just unspam, but to *confirm* spam and score a post to -2 (or -10, or whatever) would that block it from being displayed on the site?
[00:07:29] <crutchy> i hardly ever use mod points
[00:07:37] <crutchy> maybe i should give it a shot sometimes
[00:08:01] <crutchy> SirFinkus, i have been to bed
[00:08:02] <crutchy> ~time
[00:08:04] <exec> Saturday, 24 October 2015 @ 11:08 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[00:08:13] <crutchy> it's nearly midday here :D
[00:08:28] <SirFinkus> yeah, but it seems like you're on all the time
[00:08:39] <SirFinkus> even at irresponsible upside down times
[00:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'd sleep weird hours too if you had to hang upside down and keep a tight grip on the planet so you didn't fall off too
[00:09:39] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: If it's okay with you, I'm going to take a stab at writing a filter for 'fun and profit'. (as I recall, the UI is actively counter-intuitive)
[00:09:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> do eet
[00:09:57] <Bytram> I've done it before, just got to fart around with it a bit.
[00:09:59] <Bytram> k
[00:10:03] <Bytram> wish me luck
[00:10:04] <crutchy> i've tied myself to a couple of trees using a snake
[00:10:05] <chromas> maybe a new, unicode-friendly, duplicate comment filter :D
[00:11:08] <crutchy> we should all be using SN with shell commands
[00:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, find where it goes n write it. i been busy.
[00:11:24] <crutchy> actually, just replace the entire SN website with a shell prompt
[00:11:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you could with the api. curl ftw.
[00:11:35] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: this does NOT look good. Clicked on create a new filter. The new page says: "New filter# 40491703."
[00:11:39] <chromas> would the old filter still be on github?
[00:11:41] * chromas peeks
[00:11:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, it's dead n gone
[00:12:00] <Bytram> atm, we have 62 active filters.
[00:12:06] <Bytram> I think there's a bug here.
[00:12:09] <crutchy> oh my gosh there's 40 million+ filters!?
[00:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> neat bug.
[00:12:27] <Bytram> well, I *do* try!
[00:12:32] <Bytram> ;)
[00:12:34] <crutchy> maybe that's an ID?
[00:12:56] <Bytram> nope. in the past, it would give the filter # that was next in order
[00:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> you prolly broke it
[00:13:14] <crutchy> filter # <> record ID?
[00:13:28] * crutchy isn't familiar with the slash db
[00:13:29] <Bytram> I dunno, I'm goona take a look at dev
[00:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk, doin stuff
[00:14:29] <Bytram> dev currently has 57 filters
[00:14:39] <Bytram> new filter# 24334.
[00:14:43] <Bytram> hrm
[00:15:01] <Bytram> maybe I misremember or maybe it's just as busted.
[00:15:38] <Bytram> back to prod.
[00:15:42] <Bytram> create filter
[00:15:53] <Bytram> New filter# 40492002.
[00:17:33] <crutchy> ~help ~suggest
[00:17:45] * Bytram clicks Save filter
[00:17:49] <crutchy> erm.
[00:18:04] <crutchy> ~suggest-api
[00:18:05] <exec> syntax: ~suggest <suggestion>
[00:18:05] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[00:18:10] <Bytram> and... it's not there.
[00:18:12] <Bytram> bug
[00:19:16] <crutchy> ~suggest-api would be cool to be able to directly query a selection of tables. limit to select queries with a limited permissions account
[00:19:23] <exec> *** suggestion successfully added to wiki - http://sylnt.us
[00:23:40] <Bytram> filter id on create filters page matches 1::1 to filter_id in comment_filters table.
[00:25:29] <Bytram> oooh, I just selected form=submissions and new filter on submissions and I now have a new filter# 65
[00:27:12] <Bytram> success!
[00:27:19] <Bytram> that was for the subject
[00:27:45] <Bytram> and now one for the story
[00:29:06] <Bytram> new filter# 66
[00:35:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's what the api IS
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[00:35:57] <Ethanol-fooled> If somebody would offer me a credit card, then I wouldn't have to suck dicks for fun or profit.
[00:36:25] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahaahah
[00:36:35] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i was talking about being able to type sql queries directly :)
[00:36:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> FU
[00:36:42] <Ethanol-fooled> I didn't write those though.
[00:37:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> security nightmare there
[00:37:34] <crutchy> only for the weak :p
[00:38:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: I put in TWO filters on prod; #65 and #66 but when I use the site UI, it only seems to list #66. You can verify there ARE there with: select * from comment_filters where filter_id >=65;
[00:38:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, i have no idea man
[00:38:36] <Bytram> bummer
[00:38:38] <crutchy> make mysql account with select-only privs limited to particular tables. what's the risk?
[00:38:40] <Ethanol-fooled> looks like you guys need to implement a dupe detector.
[00:38:53] <Bytram> so, anything from you?
[00:38:53] <crutchy> prolly not user table cos privacy
[00:38:56] <Bytram> budda boom!
[00:38:57] <Ethanol-fooled> unless the troll was using alternate ways to input empty space that could confound the system.
[00:38:59] <Bytram> j/k
[00:39:21] <Bytram> oh. I forgot about that in my filter
[00:39:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: in a perl regex, what does \b match?
[00:39:50] <Bytram> any blank character?
[00:39:53] <Ethanol-fooled> A per-discussion dupe-detector that would prevent duplicate comments, then treat all space as the same no matter how it was inputted
[00:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> word boundary i think
[00:40:12] <Bytram> nod nod
[00:40:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, we had one. it had to go for unicode reasons.
[00:40:28] <crutchy> can you filter using mysql direct?
[00:40:37] <crutchy> would be more efficient
[00:41:04] <crutchy> using scripts to filter is a bit 90's
[00:41:40] <Ethanol-fooled> Not that I know anything about how to do that.
[00:41:57] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: there is one difference between the two filters... filter_id=65 the err_message has a trailing LF in it
[00:42:10] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm anticipating another night of crappy sleep so I'll probably stop by later.
[00:42:55] <Ethanol-fooled> And no, I didn't post those.
[00:43:12] <Ethanol-fooled> I troll with class. And grass, gas, and ass.
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[00:43:52] <Bytram> my sql is rusty and I'm not gonna play with prod anyway; can you change for content_filters.filter_id == 65 SET err_message to be: 'CHANGE ME'
[00:44:00] <chromas> can you strip whitespace then sha1 the rest for comparison?
[00:44:03] <crutchy> a classy gassy ass sitting on grass
[00:44:17] <Bytram> that sounds crass
[00:44:36] <crutchy> i'll pass
[00:44:38] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: my sql is rusty and I'm not gonna play with prod anyway; can you please change for content_filters.filter_id == 65 SET err_message to be: 'CHANGE ME'
[00:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> sigh, i'll have a look see
[00:45:47] <crutchy> looks like you can regexp in mysql
[00:45:48] <crutchy> https://dev.mysql.com
[00:46:11] <Troll> ^ 03MySQL :: MySQL 5.1 Reference Manual :: 12.5.2 Regular Expressions
[00:46:12] <Bytram> I *think* it shoud be: UPDATE content_filters SET err_message = "CHANGE ME" WHERE filter_id = 65;
[00:47:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd you get a newline in there?
[00:47:20] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: much obliged! thanks!
[00:47:36] <Bytram> I just typed it into the form when I was creating it!
[00:47:43] <crutchy> missing trim()?
[00:47:45] <Bytram> didn't realize I'd done it at the time
[00:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, it's done
[00:49:22] <Bytram> thansk!
[00:49:26] * Bytram goes to look at the UI
[00:49:48] <Bytram> weird!
[00:50:03] <Bytram> Now I *do* see filter #65, but filter #66 is no longer visible to me
[00:50:12] <Bytram> must be some other selector involved here
[00:50:22] * crutchy blames Bytram
[00:50:26] <crutchy> err i mean
[00:50:28] <crutchy> poutine!
[00:50:36] <crutchy> i blame poutine
[00:55:48] <Bytram> bah!
[00:56:07] <Bytram> both 65 and 66 are there! they are just not listed in order!
[00:56:50] <crutchy> oh? missing order by
[01:01:56] <Bytram> http://www.cs.tut.fi
[01:01:58] <Troll> ^ 03Regular expressions in Perl - a summary with examples
[01:02:16] <Bytram> so, \s matches any whitespace character (space, tab, newline)
[01:06:35] <Bytram> this is a very short test
[01:06:50] <Bytram> s/(some|much|very)/yes/
[01:06:50] <sedctl> <Bytram> this is a yes short test
[01:08:20] <Bytram> settled on: sucks?\s*dicks?\s*for.*(fun|profit)
[01:08:28] <Bytram> that should keep the worst of 'em away
[01:10:23] <Bytram> oh my, I never thought of this:
[01:10:24] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[01:10:27] <Troll> ^ 03Someone just bought your smart home. Did they get your data, too? | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
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[01:21:41] <crutchy> damn. chromas we missed !grabbing Bytram's regexp
[01:22:05] <chromas> ooh
[01:27:51] <Bytram> whew! that was CLOSE!
[01:37:34] <crutchy> ~log nick=Bytram channel=#Soylent message=fun
[01:37:44] <exec> 03[2014-03-23 11:26:16] #Soylent <bytram> crutchy, j/k have fun!
[01:37:57] <crutchy> ~last nick=Bytram channel=#Soylent message=fun
[01:38:01] <exec> 03[2015-10-24 01:08:2] #Soylent <Bytram> settled on: sucks?\s*dicks?\s*for.*(fun|profit)
[01:38:06] <crutchy> hehe :)
[01:38:15] <Bytram> exec: s/dick/harry/
[01:38:15] <sedctl> <Bytram> <exec> 03[2015-10-24 01:08:2] #Soylent <Bytram> settled on: sucks?\s*harrys?\s*for.*(fun|profit)
[01:38:23] <Bytram> s/suck/tom/
[01:38:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Animals Spy a New Enemy: Drones - http://sylnt.us - get-off-my-lawn
[01:38:29] <crutchy> !grab exec
[01:38:29] <Bender> Added quote 576
[01:38:34] <Bytram> exec: s/suck/tom/
[01:38:34] <sedctl> <Bytram> <exec> 03[2015-10-24 01:08:2] #Soylent <Bytram> settled on: toms?\s*dicks?\s*for.*(fun|profit)
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[01:38:50] <Bytram> exec: s/dick/harry/
[01:38:51] <sedctl> <Bytram> <exec> 03[2015-10-24 01:08:2] #Soylent <Bytram> settled on: sucks?\s*harrys?\s*for.*(fun|profit)
[01:39:13] <Bytram> exec: s/[[:alpha:]]/Z/g
[01:39:13] <sedctl> <Bytram> <exec> 03[2015-10-24 01:08:2] #ZZZZZZZ <ZZZZZZ> ZZZZZZZ ZZ: ZZZZZ?\Z*ZZZZZ?\Z*ZZZ.*(ZZZ|ZZZZZZ)
[01:39:17] <Bytram> =)
[01:40:21] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, sedctl is the awkish hoard
[01:40:39] <crutchy> aw tama still ded :(
[01:43:50] <SirFinkus> This vermicelli with lemon is going to kill me eventually
[01:44:48] * crutchy is about to tuck into some curry-fied chilli-field pepper-fied chicken 2-minute noodles
[01:45:35] <SirFinkus> this is nearly as easy to make as mac and cheese from a box, but a million times better
[01:48:49] <Bytram> that reminds me, I should prolly eat some dinner
[01:48:52] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:48:53] * SpallsHurgenson checks SirFinkus's math
[01:49:14] <SirFinkus> there are 2 additional ingredients
[01:49:18] <SpallsHurgenson> my calculations show it is only 272,397 times better
[01:49:19] <SirFinkus> parmesan and lemon
[01:49:35] <SirFinkus> you must have made it wrong
[01:50:36] <Bytram> I'm thinking chicken and rice with a little basil, pepper, and garlic
[01:50:46] <Bytram> afk
[01:59:51] <Bytram> SirFinkus: btw, going back to 'The Martian' maybe I missed it, but why was he listening to all that disco? Didn't he bring any music of his own?
[02:00:20] <SirFinkus> idk, seems like nasa would have sprung for a spotify sub or something
[02:02:09] <SpallsHurgenson> why WOULDN'T you listen to disco? Disco is the One True Music!
[02:04:02] <SpallsHurgenson> don't try to deny that you still fire up the BeeGees whenever you need some cheering up! We all do!
[02:05:06] <crutchy> bee gees are awesome
[02:05:27] <SpallsHurgenson> testify, brother crutchy!
[02:06:28] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[02:06:28] <Troll> ^ 03Doughnuts ... is there anything they can't do? | Marketplace.org
[02:06:32] <crutchy> if its good enough for john travolta, it's good enough for me
[02:06:57] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't that scientology's new slogan?
[02:07:06] <takyon> I am looking at a box of vermicelli right now, SirFinkus
[02:07:20] <takyon> #nolie
[02:07:30] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:31] <Troll> ^ 031979 Disco Demolition Night, Local News Coverage - YouTube
[02:07:33] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, could be. apparently tom cruise abandoned them
[02:07:39] <SpallsHurgenson> gaze too long into the box of vermicelli and the vermicelli gazes back at you
[02:07:42] <Bytram> I don't have any vermicelli, but I do have some Angel Hair, will that do?
[02:07:47] <takyon> NO
[02:07:54] <SirFinkus> DO IT
[02:08:01] <Bytram> Angels gazing back at me? Now, I *could* go for that!
[02:08:30] <crutchy> though john travolta flies aeroplanes, so that goes against scientology. they would burn him at the stake for believing humans can fly
[02:08:34] <takyon> best pasta: wagon wheels
[02:08:43] <Bytram> anyone here know what a GEB Cube is?
[02:08:54] <crutchy> ~g GEB Cube
[02:08:56] <exec> [google] www.thingiverse.com/search?q=geb
[02:08:56] <Bytram> Look at the cover of: http://www.amazon.com
[02:08:58] <Troll> ^ 03Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid: Douglas R. Hofstadter: 9780465026562: Amazon.com: Books
[02:09:34] <Bytram> I'd like to play around with something like that on my PC, cut out different letters out of a solid cube
[02:09:36] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:09:37] <Troll> ^ 03Why do so many Russians turn to psychics? - BBC News
[02:10:12] <Bytram> was wondering if anyone here knew of any software I could use to play with that?
[02:10:23] <Bytram> I'm thinking that some kind of CAD program would do it.
[02:11:27] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty loves those puffy air-pillows they use in packaging... soft and crinkly, fun to sit on!
[02:11:33] <Bytram> Any ideas?
[02:11:40] <crutchy> if Autodesk wasn't one of the Dark Lords of software companies I'd suggest Inventor
[02:11:55] * crutchy uses Inventor at work and its pretty awesome
[02:12:03] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:12:04] <Troll> ^ 03Pluto's moon Kerberos finally shows itself - BBC News
[02:12:09] <Bytram> Oh, forgot to mention, would prefer free
[02:12:11] <crutchy> apparently something like $20k per seat :<
[02:12:15] <Bytram> ouch!
[02:12:30] <Bytram> Can I get a discount if I stand?
[02:12:45] <SirFinkus> all software is free
[02:12:50] <SirFinkus> as in beer
[02:13:15] <SirFinkus> holy shit, I didn't know about this https://www.youtube.com
[02:13:16] <Troll> ^ 0310 Cent Beer Night: 40 Years Later - YouTube
[02:13:30] <Bytram> I'm talking legally free - I don't do the warez scene or anything like that.
[02:13:31] <crutchy> inflation's a bitch
[02:13:45] <crutchy> there's Draftsight
[02:13:59] <SirFinkus> 10 cents was still cheap as fuck 40 years ago
[02:14:00] <crutchy> its sort of an AutoCAD clone by Dassault Systems
[02:14:03] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:14:11] <crutchy> free for personal use apparently, and even has a linux version
[02:14:12] <Troll> ^ 03Trillions of Facebook posts added to search results - BBC News
[02:14:23] <crutchy> ~g draftsight
[02:14:25] <exec> [google] https://www.3ds.com
[02:14:49] <SirFinkus> probably like a dollar beer night these days
[02:14:59] <crutchy> not sure how well it does 3D
[02:15:12] <crutchy> 3D AutoCAD sucks balls anyway, but meh. free is free :p
[02:15:58] <SirFinkus> not even that bad crutchy
[02:16:11] <crutchy> http://www.3ds.com
[02:16:13] <Troll> ^ 03Download DraftSight - Dassault Systèmes
[02:16:17] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:16:18] <Troll> ^ 03What sort of British pub should foreign leaders be shown? - BBC News
[02:16:23] <SirFinkus> a $0.10 beer in 1974 would cost $0.48 today
[02:16:43] <crutchy> that's a 400% markup!
[02:16:45] <Bytram> draftsight: 30-day free trial.
[02:16:54] <crutchy> Bytram, that's the pro version
[02:17:12] <Bytram> and, back in 1974, the minimum wage was about $1.85/hr back in the usa
[02:17:16] <crutchy> you want this one: http://www.3ds.com
[02:17:16] <Troll> ^* 03Download DraftSight - Dassault Systèmes
[02:17:29] * Bytram lcicks
[02:17:33] <SirFinkus> but yeah, $0.10 beer was still insane in 1974
[02:17:35] * Bytram clicks
[02:18:18] * SpallsHurgenson says a naighty word
[02:18:35] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:18:37] <Troll> ^ 03Homeless model: New York's hidden homeless - BBC News
[02:18:42] <crutchy> you don't have to try the pro version. i think the only thing you have to do is activate, but activation is probably worth it in this case
[02:19:05] <crutchy> dassault makes catia, which is the bees-knees of cad packages
[02:19:38] <crutchy> probably like $50k/seat or summin
[02:20:19] <Bytram> too rich for my blood
[02:20:33] <crutchy> used in cars and aerospace mostly
[02:20:38] * Bytram once worked at ComputerVision
[02:20:42] <crutchy> catia is a niche market
[02:21:31] <crutchy> i think they developed it during their work with the mirage fighter
[02:21:31] <Bytram> I wonder if the price may have something to do with that?
[02:21:35] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:21:36] <Troll> ^ 03Boffins: Comet Lovejoy is a cosmic booze cruise spewing alcohol across the Solar System • The Register
[02:21:42] <takyon> "We found that comet Lovejoy was releasing as much alcohol as in at least 500 bottles of wine every second during its peak activity," said Nicolas Biver of the Paris Observatory, France, lead author of a paper on the discovery published October 23 in Science Advances.
[02:21:59] <crutchy> "CATIA (Computer Aided Three-Dimensional Interactive Application) started as an in-house development in 1977 by French aircraft manufacturer Avions Marcel Dassault, at that time customer of the CAD/CAM CAD software[1] to develop Dassault's Mirage fighter jet."
[02:22:05] <crutchy> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:22:11] <Troll> ^ 03Wiki: CATIA ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[02:22:45] <Bytram> ISTR that computervision's product was called CADS 3x or somesuch
[02:23:11] <SirFinkus> LOL they tried it AGAIN
[02:23:21] <SirFinkus> a month later
[02:23:35] <Bytram> tried what?
[02:23:41] <SirFinkus> 10 cent beer night
[02:23:50] <SirFinkus> sorry, just finished the video
[02:24:07] <crutchy> Bytram, i think there's FreeCAD that's kinda Inventor-ish, but after using the actual Inventor for years its kinda crap
[02:24:13] <crutchy> it might be OK for basic stuff
[02:24:17] <crutchy> ~g freecad
[02:24:18] <exec> [google] www.freecadweb.org/
[02:25:24] <crutchy> i only tried drawing my house in it, and had trouble adapting to the different commands
[02:25:24] <Bytram> think I'll pass on that one, then.
[02:25:33] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:25:40] <crutchy> i've been using Inventor since about 2005
[02:25:54] <crutchy> so the autodesk way is kinda ingrained
[02:26:11] * SpallsHurgenson uses MS Paint for everything, like God intended
[02:26:31] <SirFinkus> I use a hex editor
[02:26:49] <crutchy> real men use wet sand
[02:26:53] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah... umm... Emacs! Emacs!
[02:27:16] <crutchy> or ice blocks and a chainsaw
[02:27:40] <crutchy> $rs emacs
[02:27:45] <crutchy> $sr emacs
[02:27:45] <aqu4> "emacs" >> "scame"
[02:28:26] <crutchy> its french for 'mwahahahaha!'
[02:29:02] <crutchy> speaking of french, has anyone had a chance to see The Walk?
[02:29:13] <crutchy> its a great movie
[02:29:31] <crutchy> kinda poignant
[02:29:43] * crutchy loved those damn towers
[02:30:13] <crutchy> the new tower is shit
[02:31:52] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram: virtually or physically? That cover is made digitally. Easy to do in Blender.
[02:31:58] <Yog-Yogguth> and Blender is FOSS
[02:32:10] <Bytram> easy in Blender?
[02:32:29] <Yog-Yogguth> for machining Blender might still be a decent approach just have some slicer (program) for the model
[02:32:44] <Bytram> atm, I'm going for visually... if things pan out, then physically, too.
[02:32:56] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah shouldn't need more than three 2d templates (one for each letter) applied to a cube
[02:33:07] <Bytram> can I grab a corner and spin it around in 3d?
[02:33:13] <Yog-Yogguth> in Blender? sure
[02:33:21] <Bytram> noice!
[02:33:36] * Bytram looks for where he can find it
[02:33:45] <Yog-Yogguth> it's probably a good training exercise after learning Blender
[02:33:49] <crutchy> ~g blender download
[02:33:50] <exec> [google] https://www.blender.org
[02:34:08] <Yog-Yogguth> (I never got started but I know it's easy)
[02:34:13] <crutchy> its prolly in repos too
[02:34:18] <crutchy> ~deb blender
[02:34:20] <exec> Very fast and versatile 3D modeller/renderer
[02:35:02] <crutchy> on your ti-83 just do sudo apt-get install blender :p
[02:35:11] <Yog-Yogguth> hehe
[02:35:23] <Bytram> lol!
[02:35:47] <crutchy> did you end up getting more than 80 char screen width?
[02:36:19] <Bytram> yup, tho not sure how that happened.
[02:36:40] <Bytram> vmware extensions pack kindof installed ..
[02:36:40] <crutchy> systemd
[02:36:50] <Bytram> got some errors but some of it seems to be working
[02:36:58] <crutchy> sweet
[02:37:04] <Bytram> so I can resize the VM window and Ubuntu Mate
[02:37:15] <Bytram> s's screen expands accordingly. good enough!
[02:37:22] <crutchy> hurrah!
[02:37:35] * SpallsHurgenson can't wait until they port systemd to windows10
[02:37:40] <Gravis> someone needs to build an open graphing calculator to replace TI-XX calcs
[02:37:59] <crutchy> i've had trouble installing virtualbox guest additions on windows 95, but otherwise never had a problem
[02:38:05] <Gravis> SpallsHurgenson: i thought lenart was porting windows10 to systemd! :P
[02:38:21] <Bytram> touche!
[02:38:23] <crutchy> Gravis, i think there are open source OS's you can flash
[02:38:49] <crutchy> ~g ti graphic calculator operating systems
[02:38:51] <exec> [google] https://education.ti.com
[02:39:00] <crutchy> bah
[02:39:03] <crutchy> google--
[02:39:03] <Bender> karma - google: -15
[02:39:22] <Gravis> crutchy: umm... but the overpriced TI hardware is the bigger issue
[02:39:38] <crutchy> there's a website somewhere with a bunch of stuff. there's even an ip stack
[02:39:50] <crutchy> TI-83 is overpriced!?
[02:40:09] <Gravis> $100 for $2 hardware
[02:40:30] <crutchy> i use mine everyday for work so i guess i've got my moneysworth
[02:40:31] <Gravis> and the price never goes down
[02:40:48] <crutchy> nah as long as they used in schools there will always be demand for them
[02:40:49] <Gravis> crutchy: that's fine, it's just overpriced for what it is
[02:41:07] <Gravis> crutchy: which is why something better needs to exist
[02:41:49] <Gravis> crutchy: which brings me to my original statement: someone needs to build an open graphing calculator to replace TI-XX calcs
[02:41:50] <crutchy> you're welcome to have at it. i've never seen anything easier to use than a TI-8* calculator. even the apps for phones are shit
[02:42:31] <crutchy> i have all the computing resources i need at work and i still keep a ti-83 within 2ft from my hand on my desk
[02:42:40] <crutchy> they just work
[02:42:46] <crutchy> (tm)
[02:43:53] <crutchy> if they were really overpriced nobody would buy them
[02:44:29] <Gravis> /facepalm
[02:44:41] <Gravis> crutchy: if they weren't required then nobody would buy them
[02:45:56] <crutchy> they're not required
[02:46:02] <crutchy> who requires them?
[02:46:20] * crutchy facepalms Gravis
[02:46:40] <Gravis> high schools.
[02:46:41] <crutchy> i said they're used in schools. not that schools require them
[02:47:06] <Gravis> they were required when i went to school
[02:47:12] <crutchy> you'd be dumb not to get one for advanced maths classes, but nobody makes you buy a TI
[02:47:15] <crutchy> nonsense
[02:47:35] <crutchy> you're either bullshitting or you went to school in the USSR
[02:47:50] <Gravis> nope.
[02:47:54] <Gravis> and it's not bullshit
[02:50:58] * Bytram is (still) waiting for blender to finish downloading
[02:51:40] <Yog-Yogguth> Bytram it's been years since I last played with it but while it's said to have improved a lot there will be some learning involved
[02:52:13] <Bytram> it's been ages since I've been in school, but my understanding is not so much that they are required, but that they are one of the few|only calculators approved for use in schools. Especially for certain exams like AP.
[02:52:20] <Yog-Yogguth> they probably have a introductionary manual and tutorials and stuff spread all over the wen
[02:52:32] <Yog-Yogguth> web*
[02:52:36] <Bytram> ah
[02:52:46] <Bytram> yeah. it's overkill for what I am trying to do.
[02:53:01] <Yog-Yogguth> you probably won't find anything simpler
[02:53:16] <Bytram> It's not like I am trying to create photo-realistic movie scenes or anything.
[02:53:27] <Yog-Yogguth> (you don't have to make into a SPielberg movie you know ;) )
[02:53:33] <Bytram> yeah,I just need to find out what minimums i need to set
[02:53:55] <Yog-Yogguth> the introductionary tutorials stuff should start at a way lower level than that kind of thing
[02:54:08] <Bytram> I should HOPE so!
[02:54:23] <Bytram> looks like only 12 minutes to go!
[02:54:24] <Yog-Yogguth> pretty sure it does (it used to) stuff like making a cube, texsturing it
[02:54:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:54:49] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth++ # appreciate your help!
[02:55:02] <Yog-Yogguth> using "templates"/2d images as guides for cutting oput stuff that kind of thing
[02:55:03] <Bytram> glad to have you as part of our community -- you contribute a lot!
[02:55:15] <Bytram> zactly what I'm looking for
[02:55:40] <Yog-Yogguth> nah I'm just a slacker when I'm here lol (and I don't get anything done here)
[02:55:57] <Yog-Yogguth> 2nd "here" being off the net
[02:56:23] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah sometimes it's just a matter of hearing about an option one didn't know about
[02:56:37] <Bytram> that would be, umm, *there*, right? =)
[02:57:04] <Yog-Yogguth> however I'll admit I've been looking for something way simpler than Blender but people probably just code it themselves then (without using OpenGL)
[02:57:13] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah XD
[02:58:12] <Yog-Yogguth> there's way too much both interesting an important things in this world
[02:58:24] <Bytram> that's for sure!
[03:09:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WikiLeaks Publishes CIA Chief's Personal Info - http://sylnt.us - how-do-you-like-it?
[03:10:32] <Bytram> download completed
[03:10:41] <Bytram> and, I just looked at the time.
[03:11:02] <Bytram> I need to be back at work in less than 10 hours, so it's off to bed for me.
[03:11:09] <Bytram> hope you all have a good night!
[03:11:19] <Bytram> crutchy: thanks for looking for CAD tools for me!
[03:12:07] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: thanks for pointing out Blender. I'm still a bit nervous about using such a powerful tool, but I'm cautiously optimistic!
[03:12:36] <Bytram> and I'm too tired to remember who else
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[03:12:47] <Bytram|away> !uid
[03:12:47] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[03:13:07] <Yog-Yogguth> np, don't get lost in the stuff you don't need is all :)
[03:13:19] <Yog-Yogguth> and sleep well :)
[03:14:57] <Bytram|away> again, thanks!
[03:15:04] <Bytram|away> and may you sleep well, as well!
[03:15:19] <Yog-Yogguth> thanks :)
[03:16:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember blender... even I could figure it out (I made a robot! :)
[03:16:50] <Yog-Yogguth> cool :)
[03:17:26] <SpallsHurgenson> then I got distracted and forgot everything :)
[03:17:42] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah that's usually the way things go :D
[03:50:51] <crutchy> calculators aren't required in school, but they're awesome enough that if you're unlucky enough not to have one its gunna make your life harder
[03:51:17] <crutchy> wow that was a convoluted way of saying something :p
[03:51:33] * crutchy goes outside again to soak some sun
[03:53:39] * SpallsHurgenson says some more naughty words
[03:57:24] <SpallsHurgenson> we had calculators in school too... but we called them nerds
[03:57:45] <SpallsHurgenson> they weren't anywhere near as portable as what kids have now; you couldn't carry 'em around in your pocket
[03:57:59] <SpallsHurgenson> so we usually shoved them into the lockers :)
[03:59:02] <Yog-Yogguth> SpallsHurgenson is a jock without jocks? :P
[03:59:30] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe I was a traitor-nerd, preying on my own kind!
[03:59:41] <Yog-Yogguth> :O
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[04:41:13] * crutchy wonders if SpallsHurgenson is really a woman
[04:48:07] * Yog-Yogguth wonders why crutchy wonders about that
[04:49:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I probably wouldn't be able to tell
[05:11:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gun Makers Compete to Produce US Army’s New Official Handgun - http://sylnt.us - death-with-accessories
[06:05:00] <crutchy> Yog-Yogguth, it was the "preying on my own kind"
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[06:42:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Create Extra-Muscular Beagles - http://sylnt.us - spuds-mckenzie-would-be-proud
[06:56:50] <crutchy> does SN support images in stories now?
[06:59:18] <crutchy> Bender, s/spuds-mckenzie-would-be-proud/you're-all-going-to-die-down-here/
[06:59:18] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Create Extra-Muscular Beagles - http://sylnt.us - you're-all-going-to-die-down-here
[07:10:11] * chromas moves that SN becomes an image bored
[07:34:01] <crutchy> soylent reddit 2.0
[07:34:31] <chromas> soychan
[07:34:42] <chromas> redchannit
[07:34:43] <crutchy> is there an irc client that supports images
[07:34:56] <chromas> kvirc supports avatars
[07:35:12] <chromas> You could make one ;)
[07:35:22] <crutchy> prolly not always a good idea to display linked images anyway
[07:35:40] <crutchy> would need "kiddywink mode"
[07:38:39] <crutchy> ooh
[07:38:40] <crutchy> https://wildphp.com
[07:38:41] <Troll> ^ 03A PHP IRC Bot - WildPHP
[07:39:06] <crutchy> ew. its "object-oriented"
[08:41:44] <Gravis> crutchy: you hate what you don't understand.
[08:43:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Presidential Candidate Larry Lessig Dumps His Resignation Gimmick - http://sylnt.us - he's-in-but-does-he-have-a-chance
[08:45:41] <crutchy> oh i understand oop
[08:45:48] <crutchy> i'm a delphi guy
[08:46:25] <crutchy> not just classes and shit, but polymorphism and rtti
[08:46:34] <crutchy> it has its place
[08:52:37] <Gravis> crutchy: sooo... you hate what you don't understand. got it.
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[09:03:15] <crutchy> oop in php is fugly
[09:03:41] <crutchy> others like it, and that's fine. its just my opinion
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[09:12:59] <crutchy> but yeah i guess i hate what i dont understand. thats pretty common
[09:13:29] <JamesNZ> s/oop in//
[09:14:31] <crutchy> its kinda nice in delphi. but thats cos borland knew their shit
[09:15:05] <crutchy> and oop syntax in delphi doesn't look like shit
[09:15:43] * JamesNZ isn't sure whether to php-- or delphi++ :P
[09:17:01] <crutchy> they're both ok for different things. for all the flak that php cops its still one of the most widely used languages and drives some of the biggest websites
[09:19:50] <SirFinkus> "Start MuseScore, Go to Display → Synthesizer (The initial SoundFont setting is TimGM6mb.sf2)"
[09:20:03] <SirFinkus> why the fuck would they put Synthesizer in "display"
[09:27:53] <crutchy> dunno. never used MuseScore
[09:28:13] <SirFinkus> just general bitching
[09:28:31] <crutchy> is it OSS? i think a lot of open source guys write software to suit themselves rather than some user demographic
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[09:43:56] <SirFinkus> yes
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[09:46:24] <janrinok_afk> hi SirFinkus, crutchy and JamesNZ - just lurking...
[09:46:30] <SirFinkus> sup
[09:47:30] <janrinok_afk> good, but can't stay thx. and you?
[09:48:35] <SirFinkus> tired, but what else is new?
[09:48:51] <janrinok_afk> lol - well, have a good one and I might catch up with you later
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[09:52:09] * crutchy floats a probe over janrinok_afk's location and readies the carrier fleet
[09:52:50] <SirFinkus> if we keep pinging him maybe he'll have to stay because he's not an asshole like the rest of us
[09:52:57] <JamesNZ> Heya janrinok_afk \o
[10:01:49] <SirFinkus> I think I have a green tea issue
[10:02:08] <SirFinkus> I've slowly worked myself up to about 10 cups a day
[10:03:57] <SirFinkus> I'm spending non-trivial amounts of time pissing as a result
[10:06:32] <chromas> just think, you could be pissing beer
[10:09:02] <SirFinkus> I only drink alcohol as a humanitarian thing
[10:09:29] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[10:09:29] <Bender> Added quote 577
[10:09:51] <SirFinkus> I'm filtering out the alcohol and creating clean drinking water
[10:10:34] <chromas> drinking green tea and creating lipton
[10:10:57] <chromas> or bud lightbeer
[10:11:43] <SirFinkus> lipton makes "green tea"
[10:11:47] <SirFinkus> undrinkable
[10:27:43] <Yog-Yogguth> funny stuff :) https://www.rt.com
[10:27:44] <Troll> ^ 03‘They can’t track us down’ – hackers who cracked CIA Director Brennan’s email to RT — RT USA
[10:29:02] <Yog-Yogguth> no idea if it's realy but that's how it would be anyway
[10:32:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:32:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1786
[10:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[10:33:31] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:34:57] <crutchy> .flip
[10:34:58] <Yog-Yogguth> morning TheMightyBuzzard!
[10:34:58] <exec> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[10:35:00] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:35:02] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:35:28] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[10:35:36] <crutchy> i finished my last coffee for the day about half hour ago :(
[10:36:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com
[10:36:15] <Troll> ^ 03Instant No Button! Star Wars funnies FTW!
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[10:36:45] * crutchy has been tinkering with an old script intended to auto-quit/kick/$insert_action_here nicks that flood
[10:36:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, it's the weekend and i'm sposed to be getting ready to go fishing but i kinda wanna code
[10:36:56] <crutchy> never really got finished
[10:36:58] * Yog-Yogguth tries http://www.jarjar.com
[10:36:59] <Troll> ^ 03StarWars.com | The Official Star Wars Website ( http://www.starwars.com )
[10:37:18] <Yog-Yogguth> heh
[10:37:20] * crutchy wants to see the new star wars movie cos the lead chick is hot
[10:37:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna see it but i wouldn't go as far as to say want to
[10:37:51] <crutchy> err. i mean lightsabers. yeah.. lightsabers
[10:38:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135 of them?
[10:38:25] <Yog-Yogguth> +1+5!
[10:38:30] <crutchy> heh. she looks pretty flat actually, but her face is eyecandy
[10:39:13] <SirFinkus> TheMightyBuzzard ever go fly fishing?
[10:39:22] <crutchy> and she doesn't seem to have a fucked up hairdo like the chick in the old new movies
[10:39:45] <SirFinkus> is she rough... like sand
[10:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, nah. costs too much in initial gear. fly fishing kit is spensive
[10:39:50] <SirFinkus> or whatever that terrible line was
[10:40:23] <SirFinkus> huh, dad and I are planning a fly fishing trip to alaska next year
[10:40:36] <crutchy> ice fishing?
[10:40:39] <SirFinkus> never done any fly fishing, so it sounds interesting
[10:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus, fuck trout. they're too damned picky about what they eat. catfish ftw.
[10:41:06] <crutchy> whiting ftw... fun to catch and taste awesome
[10:41:18] <crutchy> or kingfish
[10:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it's a nifty skill and if you got the gear it's a good way to kill a day.
[10:41:38] <crutchy> cant remember what they taste like though... prolly fishy
[10:42:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> make sure n take pliers though. some areas you can't use barbed hooks and gotta break the barb off.
[10:42:07] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, have you seen that sort of fishing they do in japan that seems rediculous?
[10:42:19] <SirFinkus> yeah, no gear, so it might be a bit much, but my dad won't be able to do it much longer
[10:42:21] <crutchy> ~g weird japanese fishing youtube
[10:42:23] <exec> [google] www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmEnSd4UzxE
[10:42:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, MANY things in japan are ridiculous
[10:42:37] <SirFinkus> but Alaska sounds like it has awesome fishing
[10:42:58] <SirFinkus> that looks fake as fuck
[10:43:00] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, apparently its very skillful and refined
[10:44:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> skillful is fine, refined does not belong anywhere near fishing.
[10:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> beer, however, does.
[10:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, alaska has some epic fishing as far as i hear. fookin cold though.
[10:45:19] <SirFinkus> not bad during the summer
[10:45:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Magnetically Controlled Battery Could Store Energy for Power Grids - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-big-battery
[10:46:08] <crutchy> lol this ol favourite came up in a youtube search about fishing https://www.youtube.com
[10:46:09] <Troll> ^ 03Catching Wild Rabbits using Snakes: BAREHANDED Rabbit Catch - YouTube
[10:47:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> geez, fiddy percent chance of rain by the time i get to the lake
[10:48:23] <SirFinkus> what kind of rain though?
[10:50:29] * TheMightyBuzzard puts on his Forest Gump voice and starts listing kinds of rain
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[10:52:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, that's why we're showing rain chances. half the southern border is gettin wet.
[10:52:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://radar.weather.gov
[10:52:51] <Troll> ^ 03NWS - National Mosaic Enhanced Radar Image: Full Resolution Loop
[10:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, gonna hafta skip fishing today. slightly too chilly to be out in the rain.
[10:58:02] <SirFinkus> back is fucked up, can't play guitar, I'm too young for this shit
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[11:55:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> kay, got some quality coding done in lieu of fishing today. stoopid rain.
[11:55:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for a smoke break
[12:16:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Technology Allows Cows' Weights to be Monitored From Space - http://sylnt.us - what-will-they-think-of-next
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[13:01:34] <crutchy> ~weather
[13:01:36] <exec> 06Melbourne VIC - currently 12°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind SW at 3 km/h, humidity 82% - Saturday partly cloudy (9°C:22°C), Sunday mostly cloudy (14°C:31°C), Monday scattered showers (11°C:16°C), Tuesday sunny (14°C:26°C)
[13:01:52] <crutchy> periodic clouds?
[13:03:26] * crutchy sticks a bunch of tampons to his umbrella
[13:04:28] <crutchy> ~time
[13:04:30] <exec> Sunday, 25 October 2015 @ 12:04 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:04:36] <crutchy> time for bed methinks
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[14:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> been awake since midnight. Damn insomnia.
[14:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys got any propafol?
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[19:44:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Welp, been awake for 12 hours now with only like 2-4 hours before that. Time to ingest sleep medicine.
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[22:17:35] <crutchy> <exec> [BBC - World] - Actress Maureen O'Hara dies aged 95 - http://www.bbc.co.uk
[22:17:36] <Troll> ^ 03Maureen O'Hara, Hollywood actress, dies aged 95 - BBC News ( http://www.bbc.co.uk )
[22:17:51] <crutchy> putin really is pwning obama lately
[22:18:18] <crutchy> oops. fucking hexchat copy-fuckery
[22:18:38] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.co.uk
[22:18:39] <Troll> ^ 03Syria war: Russia 'is ready to assist FSA rebels' - BBC News ( http://www.bbc.co.uk )
[22:19:25] <crutchy> obama must be the silent type, except when he's having a go at congress for not allowing his to put future generations into further debt
[22:26:41] <Yog-Yogguth> sometimes it's hard not to wonder if the US really is in cahoots with Daesh
[22:27:05] <Yog-Yogguth> by US I mean US government of course, not actual Americans
[22:28:14] <Yog-Yogguth> then again maybe it's just me visiting some far out websites the other day
[22:29:56] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure the rest of the world is ok with normal americans. yeah its just the US government that has gone whacky
[22:30:08] <crutchy> i think normal americans are cool
[22:30:09] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[22:30:15] <Yog-Yogguth> same
[22:30:33] <Yog-Yogguth> well they're a little bit strange but who isn't XD
[22:31:22] <crutchy> true. i'm from downunder so 90% of the world probably can't even understand what i'm saying when i talk
[22:31:52] <Yog-Yogguth> hah we should all be so grateful for the japanese, they can make anything seem normal <3
[22:32:24] <crutchy> true that
[22:32:33] <crutchy> japan++
[22:32:33] <Bender> karma - japan: 1
[22:32:39] <Yog-Yogguth> japan++
[22:32:39] <Bender> karma - japan: 2
[22:35:55] <Yog-Yogguth> about aussie talk I guess it depends a lot on whether you go full aussie or not :)
[22:36:26] <crutchy> luckily most aussies don't talk like croc dundee or even steve irwin
[22:37:07] <crutchy> though my mum went on a tour in egypt a few years ago and she said that the americans on her tour had trouble understanding her
[22:37:43] <Yog-Yogguth> well.. they don't speak english so... :P
[22:37:47] <crutchy> we connect words together in ways that probably make it confusing
[22:38:46] <Yog-Yogguth> it can always be hard to catch all the words with accents if they're spoken fast and so on, irish english can trip me up sometimes
[22:39:23] <crutchy> hehe. pikey
[22:39:38] <crutchy> doyawannabuyacaravan?
[22:39:40] <Yog-Yogguth> which is very annoying if Dara briain and Ed Byrne crack some jokes and I dont' gt it
[22:39:46] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[22:40:19] <Yog-Yogguth> I hae the Top Gear attitude to caravans :) I got it like a virus or environmental damage from them
[22:41:41] <Yog-Yogguth> UK TG not Ozzie TG (I've seen the Autralian show special)
[22:45:26] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[22:45:27] <Troll> ^ 03Headbone ft. Jabu - Rollin' in The Rearview - YouTube
[22:45:46] <crutchy> i'm not much a fan of top gear
[22:45:53] <crutchy> too uppity
[22:46:42] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah that's the joke really, they're playing up to stereotypes although they are like that but I can see how it's not for everyone or maybe somewhat of an aquired taste
[22:46:51] <Yog-Yogguth> (or lack of taste haha)
[22:47:28] <Yog-Yogguth> if James May wasn't aprt of it I would probably not watch it
[22:47:29] <crutchy> i liked the one where the dude drove that little single seat thingy into the lift
[22:47:38] <crutchy> is james may the little nerd?
[22:47:43] <Yog-Yogguth> hahaha yeah that's a funny one :)
[22:47:51] <crutchy> oh yeah he's awesome
[22:47:59] <crutchy> i like the engineering docos he did
[22:48:18] <Yog-Yogguth> the little springy guy is Richard Hammond, the big stupid oaf is Jeremy Clarkson
[22:48:20] <crutchy> actually even the big fat one did a decent doco series on ww2
[22:48:38] <crutchy> oh richard hammond is who i was thinking of for the engineering docos
[22:49:02] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah Hammond has done several decent documentaries or similar
[22:49:09] <crutchy> dont know much about james may then
[22:49:24] <crutchy> i don't like any of em for top gear though
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[22:49:39] <Yog-Yogguth> well he's the calm almost straight bachelor guy, sort of a voice of sanity to some extent
[22:49:45] <crutchy> yeah
[22:49:52] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup fellas.
[22:50:00] <Yog-Yogguth> hi Ethanol :)
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[22:50:05] <Yog-Yogguth> got some sleep?
[22:50:17] <Yog-Yogguth> & hi again :D
[22:50:17] <crutchy> didn't clarkson punch that fuckbag british cnn host a while back?
[22:50:22] <Ethanol-fueled> nope. Hoping for it soon.
[22:50:27] <Yog-Yogguth> yes crutchy
[22:50:30] <crutchy> pierce morgan
[22:50:35] * crutchy shudders at the name
[22:50:48] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah PM is a total asshole in every way
[22:51:09] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the worst you're gonna punch Britain with is military technology 20 years behind them and a Zerg rush of Abbos.
[22:52:02] <Ethanol-fueled> But you guys would redeem yourselves if you can harness the fisticuff kangaroos and the critters with lethal poisons.
[22:52:46] <Yog-Yogguth> strange how Australia got all the nasties yet New Zealand got the cutest biggest insects in the world
[22:53:36] <Yog-Yogguth> first result for weta carrot http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[22:53:37] <Troll> ^ 03Weta insect: Heaviest in the world weighs 3 times more than a mouse | Daily Mail Online
[22:54:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Australia got all the nastiest aircraft in the Angloshphere's inventory.
[22:54:03] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, our 'military technology' is the SASR
[22:54:33] <crutchy> everything else is just old yank shit
[22:54:33] <chromas> do mutalisks live in oz?
[22:54:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Social Network of Human Proteins - http://sylnt.us
[22:55:21] <crutchy> though apparently the collins class submarines are a match for americans in the pacific exercises
[22:55:36] <crutchy> we just don't use nukes
[22:55:46] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you guys got nukes.
[22:55:59] * Ethanol-fueled glares angrily towards China
[22:56:21] <crutchy> maybe. wouldn't surprise me if we did. if so we would have got the tech from britain in the 50's
[22:56:31] <crutchy> they tested nukes here
[22:56:58] <Ethanol-fueled> And we have on our side the greatest Naval Vessel on the planet. Not the fearsome Stennis, but the even more fearsome...
[22:57:04] <crutchy> i don't care much for nukes. i'm happy for other countries to have em
[22:57:23] <chromas> ...Brown Menace!!!
[22:57:35] <chromas> (S.S.)
[22:58:03] <Ethanol-fueled> RAINBOW WARRIOR.
[22:58:07] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.greenpeace.org
[22:58:09] <Troll> ^ 03The Rainbow Warrior | Greenpeace International
[22:58:36] <chromas> totally gay
[22:58:36] <crutchy> carriers are a big target... like the tirpitz in ww2. i don't think it fired a single shot in anger
[22:58:55] <chromas> do ships emote?
[22:59:07] <crutchy> if a war ever broke out, carriers aren't where you wanna be cos they'll be taken out first
[22:59:19] <crutchy> next will be fixed nuke silos
[22:59:23] <Yog-Yogguth> ships are female so ti would be totally lesbian :3
[22:59:24] <crutchy> then c&c
[22:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yog-Yogguth, not all ships are female.
[22:59:43] <chromas> don't touch thet porthole
[22:59:55] <crutchy> some ships have funnels
[23:00:10] <Ethanol-fueled> fan rooms.
[23:00:11] <Yog-Yogguth> yes they are, even uS Navy Ronald Reagan is female!
[23:00:16] <crutchy> lol
[23:00:36] <crutchy> reagan was a bit girly
[23:00:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Yog-Yugguth, that's because we net Reagan die with his final secret wish,.
[23:00:44] <Yog-Yogguth> heh
[23:00:57] <Yog-Yogguth> "I wanna be like Nancy"?
[23:01:17] <Ethanol-fueled> No, Yog -- he wanted to be like Heather Lochlear.
[23:01:28] <crutchy> when Ethanol-fueled mentioned 'fearsome...' the first thing that came to mind was hillary clinton
[23:01:53] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the sonar bow on that thing would be half the length of the vessel.
[23:02:25] <crutchy> what are we talking about again?
[23:02:26] <Ethanol-fueled> It would probably have difficulty in its controls systems because they did not yet debug the HYSTERISIS.
[23:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Because the vessel was to be named after "Hysterical Hillary" Clinton.
[23:03:21] <crutchy> oh yeah hillary clinton's sonar bow
[23:03:39] <crutchy> it will probably be the death star
[23:04:08] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, somebody inside it will stagger over and hit the big red button with his elbow.
[23:04:50] <crutchy> i know there are a lot of crackpots that thing michelle obama is male, but i reckon they should be looking more closely at hillary
[23:04:59] <crutchy> she's like some kinda sith lord
[23:05:14] <crutchy> she prolly keeps a lightsaber in her pants
[23:05:26] <crutchy> ew images
[23:05:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Bill watches her take BLACK MEN.
[23:05:45] <crutchy> michelle obama?
[23:05:56] <Yog-Yogguth> you guys so have the hots for her, jsut admit it already :3
[23:06:15] <Ethanol-fueled> She imported the actors from Black Men Down...uh, I mean...Black<i>Hawk</i>down
[23:06:32] <crutchy> if there was a president that proposed to build a death star, they would be the most popular in the history of everything including black holes
[23:07:00] <crutchy> except for maybe trekkies
[23:07:09] <crutchy> they'd prolly get their panties in a twist
[23:07:29] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, Darth Vader was a B**** D*** allegory. Deep and constantly breathing voice, Glans-shaped helmet
[23:08:00] <crutchy> they could build a death star and marry seven of nine
[23:08:11] <crutchy> everyone would be happy
[23:08:40] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, the only time they had a woman in there was when they held Leia hostage. THINK ABOUT THAT.
[23:09:07] <Ethanol-fueled> It was like a big prison with all men dressed in DARK COLORS.
[23:09:36] <crutchy> oh yeah princess leia :-0~~~~~
[23:10:11] <crutchy> c3p0 was the lone white man being dominated by a big hairy ape man
[23:10:25] <Ethanol-fueled> A planet-sized space station with 99.99999999 percent of the population at any given moment being dressed like Black c***s
[23:10:28] <crutchy> r2d2 was the.... vibrator
[23:10:50] <Ethanol-fueled> C3P0 was the botton. R2D2 was the top.
[23:11:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The genius of R2D2 was that he could say, "Shut the fuck up, C3p0" in his language and you would know exactly what he said.
[23:12:24] <crutchy> that door ball from jabba's palace did a pretty good job too
[23:12:49] <swiss> r/win 39
[23:12:51] <swiss> hurr
[23:13:09] <crutchy> eh?
[23:14:06] <chromas> quick! check his accounts! could be a pssword
[23:14:16] <crutchy> lol
[23:14:46] <crutchy> if it were a password it would be ********
[23:14:50] <crutchy> duh!
[23:15:16] * crutchy wonders if anyone actually uses ******* as a password
[23:15:38] <chromas> I hope not. That would mean people could see it as they're typing
[23:15:42] * Ethanol-fueled changes his p***word
[23:15:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck.
[23:16:00] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: reminds me of that Chasing Amy Scene
[23:16:13] <chromas> deep down, they all want to be white
[23:17:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Being White is not always an advanatage. \
[23:18:00] <chromas> well not anymore
[23:18:13] * chromas paints his face
[23:18:27] <Ethanol-fueled> It is,
[23:18:33] <Ethanol-fueled> but not all the time.
[23:19:02] * chromas checks his hetero cis-white privilege
[23:19:18] <crutchy> ~define cis
[23:19:21] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03cis: Short for "cisgender" (opposite of "transgender"), used to describe someone whose gender identity matches their anatomical gender at birth.Occasionally used derogatorily.
[23:19:41] <chromas> they don't say what "cis" actually means
[23:19:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Just as freedom fighter (drawn by a Jewish cartoonist) Bravestarr summoned the eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf, strength of the bear, and speed of the puma
[23:20:27] <crutchy> doesn't cis stand for commonwealth of independent states?
[23:20:32] <Ethanol-fueled> we must summon the eyes of the Jew, ears of the Slav.
[23:20:46] <Yog-Yogguth> yup crutchy
[23:20:50] <Ethanol-fueled> strength of the negro, speed of the Asian!
[23:20:54] <crutchy> butt of the white chick
[23:20:55] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: are you sure? it's like firing a nuke
[23:21:15] * chromas hides his wallet and empties his bank accounts
[23:21:33] <crutchy> chromas, did you just get married?
[23:21:46] <crutchy> sounds like something my wife does too
[23:21:54] <Ethanol-fueled> no wait, the nose of the Jew.
[23:22:06] <chromas> Just protecting myself from ef's summoning
[23:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> *sings* nose of the Jew, ears of the Slav
[23:22:16] <chromas> heart of the jew
[23:22:20] <chromas> it's mythical
[23:22:28] <Ethanol-fueled> *sings* strength of the Negro, speed of the Asian!
[23:22:51] <crutchy> to the eye of the tiger music
[23:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, this video
[23:26:44] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[23:26:44] <Troll> ^ 03Bravestarr Intro - YouTube
[23:30:39] <SirFinkus> "USDA scrambles to investigate egg lobby as CEO resigns"
[23:30:41] * SirFinkus groans
[23:30:57] <SirFinkus> I hope they poach them and don't let them off over easy
[23:31:42] <Ethanol-fueled> dint they just jack up the price on them eggs?
[23:32:10] <crutchy> http://etfdailynews.com
[23:32:11] <Troll> ^ 03Dow Jones Industrial Average 2 Minute: A Third Of All Containers Shipped From Long Beach Port Are Empty | ETF DAILY NEWS
[23:33:01] <Ethanol-fueled> I know that, no big deal.
[23:34:10] <SirFinkus> yeah "empty"
[23:34:15] * SirFinkus starts conspiracy theory
[23:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, we have exports. Peanut oil to Japan.
[23:35:02] <crutchy> lately the 'conspiracy theory' is that everything is rosy
[23:35:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh, crap culture to the rest of the world who apparantly likes it.
[23:35:19] <crutchy> actually its more of a joke than a theory
[23:35:21] <SirFinkus> well, my theory is that they're shipping something sinister
[23:35:22] <Ethanol-fueled> X-men 10!
[23:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Transformers 19!
[23:35:36] * chromas gives crutchy chemtrails
[23:35:41] <SirFinkus> god, the marvel movies need to die
[23:35:47] <crutchy> they're shipping chinese that don't wanna be in america anymore
[23:35:53] <chromas> shouldn't it be X-Men X?
[23:35:57] <SirFinkus> no
[23:36:18] <Yog-Yogguth> I think they're shipping polluted air and I can prove it! :3
[23:36:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Green Hornet! Green Lantern! And both in interlapping seasons!
[23:36:28] <SirFinkus> they all use the same script anyway, just with find and replace on the names and locations
[23:36:33] <Ethanol-fueled> overlapping seasons even.
[23:36:41] <chromas> I thought green hornet was a spoof
[23:36:46] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, you just need moar tvs
[23:36:51] <SirFinkus> I thought green hornet was a detective or something
[23:36:58] <Yog-Yogguth> green hornet is the one with kato?
[23:37:09] <Yog-Yogguth> Kato*
[23:37:21] <chromas> what was the one with seth rogen?
[23:37:29] <Ethanol-fueled> You guys are pinkos. You lack faith in your system.
[23:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> BeLIEve.
[23:37:51] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: it's time to insert disc two
[23:37:57] <SirFinkus> so deep Ethanol-fueled
[23:38:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Thought was when you had to plug the controller into the other side.
[23:38:51] <SirFinkus> "The 1960s cartoon series Batfink was a parody of both Batman and the Green Hornet. Batfink rode in a pink vehicle called the Battilac, which was driven by his assistant Karate who was a martial artist."
[23:38:53] <SirFinkus> sweet
[23:39:06] <chromas> Buttilac
[23:39:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:39:57] <Troll> ^ 03Batfink - Ep 1 - Pink Pearl of Persia - YouTube
[23:39:58] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[23:40:00] <SirFinkus> this karate guy
[23:40:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Dudes wore underwear as a uniform, wouldn't be surprised.
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[23:40:34] <SirFinkus> one hell of an opener
[23:40:39] <SirFinkus> bbl
[23:47:09] <crutchy> =nick GWBush
[23:47:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[23:47:42] Ethanol-fueled is now known as burger-fed
[23:47:46] <crutchy> ooh
[23:47:54] <crutchy> =nick hillary
[23:48:28] <burger-fed> America is world-reknowned for its progressive constitution.
[23:48:42] <crutchy> s/progressive/libertarian/
[23:49:02] <crutchy> progressives would never have allowed free speech, or guns :p
[23:49:13] <burger-fed> That's why other nations should follow suit. With MULTICULTURALISM, and admitting FULL BENEFITS TO REFUGEES.
[23:49:39] <burger-fed> Hah. HAH HAH hunh. HAH! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!
[23:50:53] <crutchy> i don't really have anything against refugees and immigrants. if the aussie borders opened right up my job might be threatened, but that's just aan indication that my labor prolly isn't worth as much as i'm paid anyway. we're like the elesium and the refugees are like matt damon
[23:50:56] <burger-fed> The success of America, after all, was built on the backs of immigrants.
[23:51:19] <crutchy> myaaat daaaamon
[23:51:38] <crutchy> anyway, gotta go-a drivin'
[23:51:44] <crutchy> brb
[23:51:53] <burger-fed> Hahah, who will do those jobs nobody else wants to do?
[23:54:41] <chromas> kids
[23:55:06] <chromas> learn 'em responsibility by makin' 'em go out an' pick da onions
[23:55:28] <burger-fed> or be forced to eat Mcdonalds' fries
[23:55:49] <burger-fed> it's like the generation before me used to do...threaten their young with castor oil
[23:55:57] <chromas> lol
[23:55:59] <burger-fed> either way, you're gonna S***
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[23:56:32] * chromas wonders what those asterisks could be masking
[23:56:38] <chromas> Could they be your password?
[23:56:40] <burger-fed> SHIT.
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[23:57:13] <burger-fed> That's a good point, Chromas. I thought of giving you all the pass into my account and letting you have fun with it.
[23:57:32] <burger-fed> Nihilistic Fight-Club type shit.
[23:59:06] <Yog-Yogguth> subversive done right :) https://www.youtube.com
[23:59:07] <GW> ^ 03Roger Ramjet - Episode 01 - Dr Ivan Evilkisser - YouTube
[23:59:41] <burger-fed> But I'm afraid of, instead of you guys using it wisely throughout history, you'll just spam-post "do you suck dicks for fun and profit"