#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-22
« return
[00:00:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DNA Study Says Dog First Appeared in Central Asia - http://sylnt.us - quacks-like-a-duck
[00:05:26] <paulej72> https://www.youtube.com
[00:05:27] <knack> ^ 0310 Things You've been Doing Wrong #2 - YouTube
[00:19:04] <chromas> I thought that was the standard way of peeling oranges
[00:22:57] <Yog-Yogguth> btw what's the MySQL version that SN uses?
[00:23:56] <Yog-Yogguth> chromas: as long as it gets peeled there is no wrong way :)
[00:24:32] <chromas> the way he explained his friend peeling it sounded like peeling an apple, which is weird and would take longer
[00:24:50] <paulej72> Mysql cluster 7.4.4
[00:25:07] <Yog-Yogguth> thanks paulej72
[00:32:36] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:33:46] <Yog-Yogguth> hi Spalls :)
[00:34:05] <SpallsHurgenson> shhhh, I'm in stealth-mode! nobody can see me! :)
[00:34:15] <paulej72> https://www.youtube.com
[00:34:16] <knack> ^ 03You've Been Taking Off Your T-shirt Wrong - YouTube
[00:34:52] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, I couldn't get past that egg-blowing thing, I think I'll skip by the t-shirt lesson
[00:35:37] <SpallsHurgenson> nothing like leaving all your spitting a boiled egg onto the floor before serving it; Russian cuisine at its finest! :)
[00:36:03] * Yog-Yogguth always takes his socks off last --a big mistake
[00:36:38] <SpallsHurgenson> that's a reference to something and I can't remember what
[00:36:56] -!- mythterj [mythterj!mythterj@tonvizu.sdf.org] has joined #Soylent
[00:37:32] <Yog-Yogguth> I first heard it is a joke/warning from a woman to men on some UK panel show
[00:37:53] <Yog-Yogguth> genuine good advice
[00:38:24] <Yog-Yogguth> is/as
[00:39:40] <SpallsHurgenson> always take the socks of first; feet are sexy :)
[00:39:58] <SpallsHurgenson> or are they?
[00:40:01] * SpallsHurgenson is confused now
[00:40:17] <Yog-Yogguth> last = naked man bending over = turnoff for women, goatse etc.
[00:41:01] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe its my prehensile toes but I don't need to bend over to take off the socks :)
[00:41:09] <Yog-Yogguth> lol XD
[00:41:15] <SpallsHurgenson> I am not a gorilla!
[00:41:26] <SpallsHurgenson> (just felt that needed to be said)
[00:41:55] <Yog-Yogguth> you might also want to claim you're not a horse :) (tries to find video to explain)
[00:42:22] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I'm hung like... well, never mind
[00:47:04] <SpallsHurgenson> (wow, Christopher Lloyd got old...)
[00:47:16] <SpallsHurgenson> (they need to make that Buckaroo Banzai sequel before he dies!)
[00:47:19] <Yog-Yogguth> *found* this guy (Rob Beckett) jokes about looking like a horse and also peels banans with his feet https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:20] <knack> ^ 03Rob Beckett - YouTube
[00:47:29] <Yog-Yogguth> small clip 1 minute
[00:47:48] <Yog-Yogguth> full episode https://www.youtube.com
[00:47:49] <knack> ^ 038 Out of 10 Cats S14E02 - YouTube
[00:48:27] <Yog-Yogguth> or so I think
[00:49:09] <Yog-Yogguth> and yeah Christopher Lloyd did get old :|
[00:51:32] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I don't approve!
[00:53:17] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[00:59:14] <SpallsHurgenson> damnit, now I have the buckaroo banzai theme stuck in my head
[01:01:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Helping Students Stick with MOOCs - http://sylnt.us - better-than-paying-for-it
[01:04:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think I could do online courses; I doodled my way through most of my lectures when I was in school :)
[01:04:58] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't think I could have resisted the lure of the ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET if I had a computer at my fingertips during class :)
[01:06:34] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah, at least doodling can actually help
[01:07:08] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@130.195.khn.mq] has joined #Soylent
[01:09:50] <SpallsHurgenson> by the end of semester, the margins of my notebooks were better illuminated than medieval manuscripts :)
[01:10:01] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[01:11:51] <SpallsHurgenson> years later, I discarded most of my notebooks... but not before scanning a lot of the doodles :)
[01:12:15] <Yog-Yogguth> hah
[01:14:54] <SpallsHurgenson> those notebooks depressed me; I used to know so much stuff :)
[01:15:08] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah, use it or lose it
[01:15:33] <SpallsHurgenson> now my brain is full of simpsons quotes and 80s rock lyrics :)
[01:16:59] <Yog-Yogguth> I only have rolling log
[01:17:05] <Yog-Yogguth> a*
[01:19:33] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[01:21:32] <SpallsHurgenson> so... true confession time:
[01:21:51] <SpallsHurgenson> my story yesterday about knocking over my friend's trumpet wasn't a true story
[01:21:54] * cmn32480 get the popcorn
[01:22:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I made it all up just to make the "mess with the horns get the bull" joke
[01:22:11] * SpallsHurgenson hangs his head in shame
[01:22:33] * cmn32480 puts away the popcorn in disappointment
[01:22:52] <Yog-Yogguth> the distinction between truth and lies in this matter is very very small :3
[01:23:03] <chromas> it's the internet; we wouldn't have known
[01:23:31] <Yog-Yogguth> it was afuns tory anyway
[01:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> also I just realized I don't remember very many simpsons quotes anymore
[01:25:13] <SpallsHurgenson> but lest you worry all my life is nothing but a tapestry of tawdry lies, rest assured that I am NOT wearing pants.
[01:25:34] <cmn32480> This is the internet SpallsHurgenson. Abraham Lincoln once said "Everything on the internet is true".
[01:25:39] <Yog-Yogguth> I doubt you shoudl worry about it, unless there's a video chat going on somewhere I don't want to know about XD
[01:26:04] <SpallsHurgenson> cmn32480: watched John Oliver, eh?
[01:26:26] <cmn32480> you have single handedly besmirched the reputation of one of our greatest Presidents.
[01:26:46] <chromas> Donald Trump?
[01:27:07] * mrcoolbp comes out of virtual reality
[01:27:12] <mrcoolbp> holy crap I feel weird
[01:27:21] <mrcoolbp> that was the longest I've ever been in the sim
[01:27:34] <SpallsHurgenson> are you sure you're actually OUT?
[01:27:45] * mrcoolbp loooks around nervously
[01:28:00] <chromas> You think you're out now?
[01:28:10] <mrcoolbp> I'm pretty sure yah
[01:28:13] <mrcoolbp> I'm playing with the oculus rift, this thing is incredible
[01:28:29] <mrcoolbp> it's the dev kit #1, so it's almost 2 gen behind
[01:28:31] <mrcoolbp> but still man
[01:28:36] <mrcoolbp> can't wait for the prod version
[01:28:47] <SpallsHurgenson> what's your gpu?
[01:28:57] <Yog-Yogguth> it's the future of vegetables everywhere ;)
[01:29:05] * cmn32480 wonders if it is scarier here... or there.
[01:29:26] * Yog-Yogguth think you'r both places simultaneously so it must be twice as scry
[01:29:27] <mrcoolbp> Spalls I'm running it on built-in gfx, but for the prod model I will have to drop probably $500 on a card plus possibly a new PSU
[01:30:23] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[01:31:07] <mrcoolbp> in addition to the device of course, sooooo I better start saving my pennies
[01:31:25] <mrcoolbp> probably cost me around $700 total
[01:31:56] <SpallsHurgenson> my eyes are too cross-eyed to take advantage of it, so I'll just wait for the holodeck :)
[01:32:59] <Bytram> http://www.itworld.com
[01:33:01] <knack> ^ 03Researchers warn computer clocks can be easily scrambled | ITworld ( http://www.itworld.com )
[01:36:04] * SpallsHurgenson stopped using NTP to sync his clocks and uses NNTP instead; Usenet saves the day again!
[01:41:50] <cmn32480> god I hate Exchange some times
[01:42:10] <SpallsHurgenson> if you only hate it some of the time, you're not doing it right
[01:42:31] <cmn32480> the only time I really hate it is when it come time to upgrade
[01:43:02] <cmn32480> the pre-reqs are a MFer
[01:44:16] <Bytram> https://www.ssllabs.com
[01:44:17] <Bytram> https://www.ssllabs.com
[01:44:42] <Bytram> both sites get an 'A', but we seem to have fewer gotchas down near the end. =)
[01:44:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I blame Microsoft
[01:45:10] <Bytram> (That's in the Protocol Details section)
[01:47:28] <cmn32480> I cringe at the thought of running that against my company website (which I don't manage)
[01:47:58] <cmn32480> It is running now... I bet we get a "Q"
[01:48:45] <Bytram> that would be quazy
[01:49:15] <Bytram> short break; afk
[01:49:19] <SpallsHurgenson> "grade to low, not enough letters... switching to Kanji"
[01:49:38] <cmn32480> we got that language from Starvin' Marvin on South Park
[01:49:56] <cmn32480> they have a cert mismatch.
[01:50:03] <cmn32480> WTF???????
[01:50:13] <cmn32480> we have a bloody wildcard
[01:50:19] <cmn32480> that I GAVE THEM!!!!
[01:50:27] <cmn32480> f**king morons
[01:50:37] <cmn32480> /rant
[01:52:49] -!- mythterj has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[01:53:06] <SpallsHurgenson> that wasn't a rant... that was an outburst
[01:53:43] <cmn32480> /outburst
[01:54:44] <cmn32480> I know the consultant they brought in to do it
[01:55:05] <cmn32480> worthless as the proverbial tits on a boar hog
[01:55:31] <SpallsHurgenson> you've never been a lonely boar hog on a long winter night...
[01:57:42] * crutchy imagines SpallsHurgenson hogging his boar, calling it his precious and not letting anyone else near it
[01:57:47] <cmn32480> I respectfully decline on the grounds that a gentleman doens't kiss and tell
[01:59:05] <cmn32480> and doesn't want to relive some of those nights <shudder>
[02:01:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chip-and-Pin Credit Card PIN Bypass - http://sylnt.us - slim-pickings
[02:03:50] <Bytram> paulej72++
[02:03:50] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 181
[02:05:06] -!- mythterj [mythterj!mythterj@tonvizu.sdf.org] has joined #Soylent
[02:06:07] <Yog-Yogguth> is hydrogen down now?
[02:06:19] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: yes
[02:06:58] <SpallsHurgenson> wasn't me!
[02:07:20] <Yog-Yogguth> SpallsHurgenson: :D doesn't seem to have had any impact at all
[02:07:50] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, let me try again then
[02:07:53] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, I mean...
[02:08:08] <Yog-Yogguth> hehe, I guess it's to be expected and all but still cool
[02:08:14] <paulej72> there was a brief slowdown since the load balancer did not fail over quick enough for me, so I manually dropped hydrogen from the rotation
[02:08:45] <Yog-Yogguth> paulej72++
[02:08:45] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 182
[02:10:57] -!- Yog-Yogguth has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[02:12:05] -!- Yog-Yogguth [Yog-Yogguth!~Yog-Yoggu@90.149.vi.yj] has joined #Soylent
[02:12:42] * Yog-Yogguth did the wrong command :P
[02:19:03] <Bytram> Looks like Hydrogen is back up
[02:20:44] <Bytram> only 2h40m until helium does down
[02:46:48] <cmn32480> goodnight kids. time for me to hit the hay.
[02:47:33] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[02:49:15] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[02:49:16] <knack> ^ 03'Malicious time source' can poison Network Time Protocol • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[02:50:56] <Bytram> afk / biab
[02:58:54] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[03:06:23] <SpallsHurgenson> awwww
[03:15:15] <Bytram> choo!
[03:15:19] <Bytram> ;)
[03:17:32] <SpallsHurgenson> gesundheit!
[03:22:26] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[03:33:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Thomas Jefferson's Hidden Lab Teaches About US Science Education - http://sylnt.us - he-was-making-gunpowder
[03:33:18] <SpallsHurgenson> a terrorist!
[03:44:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 75:15:10
[03:44:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> or anything thereabouts really
[03:47:58] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[03:54:33] <SpallsHurgenson> the excitement in #soylent never ends... how long until the reboot now? :)
[03:55:46] <Yog-Yogguth> one hour and six minutes or something close to it
[03:55:57] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[03:56:50] <SpallsHurgenson> the music is awful but the video really drives home how devastating the war in syria is... https://www.youtube.com
[03:56:50] <knack> ^ 03Mine flies straight into the camera. The offensive by Syrian army on positions of terrorists. - YouTube
[03:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I remember in gulf war part 1 when "embedded reporters" were sending grainy, shaky, monochrome video from battlefields and it seemed futuristic... but it was nothing to what a guy with a quadracopter and a GoPro can do now...
[04:00:23] <SpallsHurgenson> those videos didn't give you an inkling of how destructive those weapons could be... you got that sort of detail from still-photos but those rarely gave you the scope of the damage
[04:00:38] <paulej72> But it is much easier to fake that grainy b+w stuff
[04:02:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find it really helps you understand the kerblooie to have to crawl past pits they're popping off pounds of c4 like firecrackers in.
[04:04:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the shockwave making your heart skip just from the pressure kinda cements that near explosions is not someplace you want to be in the mind.
[04:09:31] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Quit: awwww I'm gonna miss the reboot again!]
[04:18:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, while i'm sitting here today fighting off a winders virus so's i can play vidya today, my roomie was schmoozin with Markie Post.
[04:18:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the universe hates me.
[04:22:59] * Yog-Yogguth looks up Markie Post on Wikipedia
[04:25:09] <Yog-Yogguth> you've got a cold?
[04:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha! i wish.
[04:26:12] <Yog-Yogguth> oh windows virus?
[04:26:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. it was interfering with my playin a new game so it had to go.
[04:27:42] <paulej72> Was the viurs windows 10
[04:28:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads no. that would have required a wipe and reinstall.
[04:28:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly woulda been quicker too.
[04:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> clamscan of an entire winders partition is not speedy.
[04:50:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ten minutes till everything goes pear shaped
[04:50:23] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[04:51:08] * Deucalion hides
[04:56:07] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[04:56:19] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[04:56:23] <Ethanol-fooled> Hehehehehe
[04:56:29] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:56:30] <knack> ^ 03Jimmy Smith Quartet - The Cat - YouTube
[04:56:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, EF
[04:56:48] <Ethanol-fooled> 'Sup, fella.
[04:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> waitin on helium to go down for reboot n watchin the flash
[04:58:09] <Ethanol-fooled> Noice. Good job with the seamless upgrades.
[04:58:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> no upgrades on our part. all on linode's part.
[05:00:20] <Ethanol-fooled> still, the site was accessessible except for all of 15 minutes. Fundamental choices are a plus, even if you fellas don't have a direct hand in them.
[05:01:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> helium's down, let's see if the site's still happy.
[05:01:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, tits up
[05:01:55] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahaha, yup.
[05:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> good to know i spose
[05:02:32] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[05:02:59] <paulej72> well cluster does not like when ndb-mgm goes down
[05:03:56] <Ethanol-fooled> sup pauley
[05:03:59] <Ethanol-fooled> long time no see
[05:04:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, figured it might not
[05:04:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> also unable to get into hydrogen atm
[05:08:11] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:08:12] <knack> ^✓ 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[05:11:50] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:11:51] <knack> ^ 03Fire Walk With Me Clip - The Dancing Girl - YouTube
[05:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that alone is reason enough that i didn't watch twin peaks
[05:16:56] <Ethanol-fooled> Hhahahaha, I don't blame 'ya
[05:19:43] <Ethanol-fooled> the best part is that the villain is called "bob"
[05:21:05] <Ethanol-fooled> in Twin Peaks, there was a bad guy called Bob but there wasn't a person around to play him.
[05:21:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Then the director saw one of the staff and said, "Man, you look like a nut. You gotta play that role. "
[05:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[05:22:31] <Ethanol-fooled> Thus, Bob: http://i.ytimg.com
[05:23:38] <Ethanol-fooled> And the other awesome versions of bob:
[05:23:39] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.google.com
[05:23:39] <knack> ^ 03twin peaks bob - Google Search
[05:24:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> pass. i prefer planet bob from titan ae
[05:25:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> laughed myself silly on that scene. mostly cause i name anything i can't think of anything better for bob.
[05:27:20] <Ethanol-fooled> Warning: Disturbing.
[05:27:21] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:27:22] <knack> ^✓ 03Twin Peaks - Fire Walk with Me (1992) Laura's Death - YouTube
[05:29:35] <Ethanol-fooled> This is when Bob presents himself in purgatory ^The_Black_Lodge
[05:29:39] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:40] <knack> ^ 03clip 5 - Garmonbozia - YouTube
[05:36:08] <Ethanol-fooled> And the good ending of the movie:
[05:36:09] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[05:36:09] <knack> ^✓ 03Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - The Voice of Love - YouTube
[05:43:47] <Ethanol-fooled> Heeheeheh heh haw.
[05:49:00] * mrcoolbp does a raindance
[05:49:12] <Ethanol-fooled> sup mrcoolbp
[05:49:22] <mrcoolbp> hey bro
[05:49:32] <mrcoolbp> how's CA?
[05:50:02] <Ethanol-fooled> Programming. So the rest of the world is drab and boring.
[05:50:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Two days before sunlight and marijuana.
[05:50:21] <Ethanol-fooled> You?
[05:50:26] <mrcoolbp> program yourself a better reality
[05:50:35] <Ethanol-fooled> tssst.tssst.
[05:50:40] <mrcoolbp> oh me, can you tell I've been playing in VR lately?
[05:50:50] <mrcoolbp> 'been messing with oculus
[05:51:07] <Ethanol-fooled> it ain't that bad. But what do you use as a ****** ******?
[05:51:31] <mrcoolbp> oh easy: ******** ********* ******* ********** and ********
[05:51:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Sounds fulfilling.
[05:51:46] <mrcoolbp> https://www.google.com
[05:51:47] <knack> ^ 03teledildonic - Google Search
[05:51:54] <Ethanol-fooled> Hyeh.
[05:51:56] <mrcoolbp> = P
[05:52:34] <mrcoolbp> It's a thing. Oculus is not actively disuading anyone from using it for such purposes
[05:52:42] <mrcoolbp> they claim "it's open" or whateve
[05:52:48] <mrcoolbp> (make your jokes here)
[05:53:02] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, I'm late to catch on to the buzz, though.
[05:53:25] <Ethanol-fooled> Using those is sexist anyway.
[05:53:30] <mrcoolbp> VR is rather interesting
[05:53:41] <mrcoolbp> I've been waiting 15 years for this
[05:54:43] <mrcoolbp> not JUST for the porn aspect either
[05:54:48] <Ethanol-fooled> apparantly local storage with respect to sensory input has been a problem.
[05:55:00] <Ethanol-fooled> EVERYBODY has been waiting for it.
[05:55:15] <mrcoolbp> Well you can all stop panicing now, it appears our hard-working devs got the site back up
[05:55:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not me. vr annoys me.
[05:55:44] <Ethanol-fooled> looks like it will need a fiber-pipe and a lot of embedded development expertise for it to work as it should
[05:55:56] <mrcoolbp> TMB: have you tried oculus DK2?
[05:56:04] <mrcoolbp> even the DK1 is pretty impressive
[05:56:12] <mrcoolbp> I'm starting to get my VR legs
[05:56:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp. vr at all annoys my eyes/brain.
[05:56:29] <mrcoolbp> I hear that, it takes some getting used to
[05:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even dig on 3d movies. won't watch em if that's the only option.
[05:57:15] <mrcoolbp> I got pretty sick (without chucking) the first few days, but it's getting better
[05:57:41] <Ethanol-fooled> Buzzard, 3-D movies are decent.
[05:58:00] <Ethanol-fooled> Worth seeing at cost, if the content were so crap.
[05:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm just old n contrary. if it's not 2d like god intended, it can get off my lawn.
[05:58:07] <mrcoolbp> Cool thing is now, I get to fly an x-wing, like in space, and blow up tie-fighters and star-destroyers
[05:58:32] <mrcoolbp> shit is intense
[05:58:36] <Ethanol-fooled> mrcoolbp, that was cool in star warzes 4-6. But will never be cool otherwise.
[05:58:51] <mrcoolbp> EF: you haven't tried this demo man so STFU
[05:59:39] <mrcoolbp> You would blow your load everywhere (and I know how desencitized you are in these modern times)
[06:00:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Nah, I like it and can predict how it works. But it must be offensive.
[06:00:33] <Ethanol-fooled> and NO mockup or demonstration nowadays is offensive.
[06:01:04] <mrcoolbp> It's quite fucked the first few times, flying in space doing barell-rolls with no reference frame kills you
[06:01:05] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[06:01:49] <mrcoolbp> I can't play that sim for more than 10 min at a time
[06:02:09] <mrcoolbp> but I spent an hour or so in another sim earlier today, it's pretty weird
[06:02:59] -!- aqu4 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[06:03:12] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm going to procure more booze and terminate my session. If I rematirialize here before 6am Pacific time, you must ban me at once.
[06:03:18] <mrcoolbp> when production oculus comes out (CV1) in Q1 of next year, prepare yourself; shit is crazy
[06:03:27] <mrcoolbp> EF: I won't be around to do so
[06:03:42] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fooled: so behave thyself
[06:04:05] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fooled: have fun bro
[06:04:41] <Ethanol-fooled> Hair stands on the back of my neck.
[06:04:53] * mrcoolbp sighs
[06:04:54] <Ethanol-fooled> in widness is the preservation of the world.
[06:05:19] <Ethanol-fooled> SO SEEK THE WOLF IN THYSELF!
[06:05:31] <Ethanol-fooled> WhhhoooooAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[06:05:35] <mrcoolbp> uh...yeah
[06:05:39] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:06:00] -!- Ethanol-fooled has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[06:06:30] <mrcoolbp> well, time for bed for me too, g'night soylent
[06:12:29] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[06:17:29] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[06:19:05] -!- K_benzoate [K_benzoate!~textual@02-904-949-88.dhcp.gvrb.ca.charter.com] has joined #Soylent
[06:35:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bright Blue PHOLEDs Almost Ready for TV - http://sylnt.us - blinded-by-the-light
[06:35:54] -!- K_benzoate has quit [Quit: My Mac has gone to sleep. ZZZzzz…]
[06:53:34] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[07:05:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Spot a Fake Online Review - http://sylnt.us - shills-abound
[07:10:09] <chromas> from the gamergate dept
[07:19:10] <crutchy> has anyone else come across this kinda thing in irc?
[07:19:13] <crutchy> -OptimusPrime/#freenode- WARNING:
[07:32:06] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[07:32:14] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[07:32:27] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:32:28] <knack> ^ 03Metallica - Bass Solo Orion Jam (Live Shit: Binge Purge) [San Diego '92] (Part 8) [HD] - YouTube
[07:32:44] <crutchy> aye focker!
[07:32:56] <Ethanol-fooled> sup ccrutchdawg
[07:33:02] <Ethanol-fooled> crutchy++
[07:33:02] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 173
[07:33:11] <crutchy> nummuch,. dinner time here
[07:33:51] <crutchy> wednesday just fucking disappeared. i got to work thismorning and someone said it was thursday. nearly fell off my fkin chair
[07:33:59] <Ethanol-fooled> Hehehehehhee
[07:34:04] <Ethanol-fooled> You sodsack
[07:34:34] <crutchy> been roughing up any mexicans lately?
[07:35:02] <crutchy> damn i need a coffee++
[07:35:07] <crutchy> Ethanol-fooled++
[07:35:12] <crutchy> derp
[07:35:15] <crutchy> Ethanol_fooled++
[07:35:15] <Bender> karma - ethanol_fooled: 1
[07:37:30] <Ethanol-fooled> Havent beating up any Latinos.
[07:37:38] <Ethanol-fooled> They're behaving.
[07:40:44] <Ethanol-fooled> Who has Kill EM ALl?
[07:41:00] <Ethanol-fooled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:41:01] <knack> ^ 03Metallica: Whiplash (Live - San Diego '92) [Live Shit: Binge Purge] - YouTube
[07:44:50] <Ethanol-fooled> We've gathered here to maim and kill, 'cuz this is what we choose: :)
[07:44:58] <Ethanol-fooled> HHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:47:32] -!- Ethanol-fooled has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[08:18:13] crutchy is now known as \
[08:18:22] <\> hmm
[08:18:25] \ is now known as |
[08:18:33] <|> the most compact of nicks :p
[08:19:47] <|> coffee++
[08:19:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1772
[08:19:55] <SirFinkus> you're trying to trick me into getting penalized in idlerpg again
[08:20:09] <|> haha nooooo
[08:21:03] * | is trying to think of some good coding muusic
[08:22:32] <SirFinkus> what kind of music?
[08:24:17] <|> dunno. coding music
[08:24:20] <SirFinkus> I can only do ambientish stuff while programing like https://youtu.be
[08:24:21] <knack> ^ 03Earth - Crooked Axis For String Quartet - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[08:24:30] * | clicks
[08:25:02] <SirFinkus> so you look like < now?
[08:25:05] <SirFinkus> you should see a doctor about that
[08:25:17] <SirFinkus> rather, く is closer probably
[08:25:52] * | is hiding from TheMightyBuzzard
[08:26:17] <|> think i need something with a beat of some sort
[08:26:37] * | might look for some fracionado covers
[08:29:34] <SirFinkus> I think I'm in the wrong wheelhouse here
[08:30:56] <|> skrillex it is :p
[08:31:24] <|> fuck. haven't done dll programming for a while. from memory its a pita :/
[08:33:08] * SirFinkus is still waiting for the osg version of openmw
[08:37:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Zero-Day Vulnerabilities Are Traded and Used - http://sylnt.us - be-afraid,-just-a-bit
[08:57:33] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[09:00:36] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[09:00:39] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[09:01:44] <Bytram> server reboots continue... fluorine just went off-line
[09:08:09] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@q-37-359-375-883.hsd6.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[09:35:02] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[09:41:48] knack is now known as yack
[10:01:19] <|> why the reboots?
[10:08:20] <Bytram> |: https://soylentnews.org
[10:08:20] <yack> ^✓ 03SN article: Site Server Reboot Schedule 04(20 comments)
[10:09:43] <Bytram> fluorine's box came back up but it looks like not all the processes came back with it (e.g. seem to be missing mysql)
[10:09:53] <Bytram> lithium is currently down
[10:10:28] <Bytram> should be back up in another 10-20 minutes, depending on load, phase-of-the-moon, etc.
[10:10:38] <Bytram> ~potm
[10:10:47] <Bytram> !uid
[10:10:47] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[10:10:58] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[10:11:00] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 54°F, fog, wind N at 0 mph, humidity 100% - Thursday fog (46°F:73°F), Friday partly cloudy (37°F:52°F), Saturday partly cloudy (46°F:54°F), Sunday showers (41°F:61°F)
[10:12:46] <Bytram> afk, biab
[10:18:50] <|> potm?
[10:25:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:25:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1773
[10:27:42] <Bytram> | potm == Phase Of The Moon
[10:27:45] <Bytram> back
[10:27:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[10:27:51] <Bytram> coffee++
[10:27:51] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1774
[10:28:06] <Bytram> lithium is on its way back up
[10:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> indeed
[10:28:20] <Bytram> ssh: connect to host lithium port 22: Connection refused
[10:28:38] <Bytram> looks like fluorine may have had some troubles?
[10:28:47] <Bytram> couldn't launch mysql
[10:30:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no init script for mysqld apparently
[10:30:06] <Bytram> and, I may not be looking at things right, but I don't see slashd, either
[10:31:56] <Bytram> nodnod
[10:32:01] <Bytram> and slashd?
[10:34:53] <Bytram> lithium is still not yet fully back up
[10:36:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> mysqld's up on fluorine
[10:36:08] <Bytram> nice
[10:36:13] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[10:36:13] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 190
[10:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> fluorine's not back in the server rotation with the load balancer is why you didn't notice any site issues.
[10:40:20] <Bytram> so, IIRC, hydrogen is carrying the whole front-end load by itself?
[10:41:59] <Bytram> lithium is up
[10:42:06] * Bytram just ssh'd in
[10:42:24] <Bytram> uptime says it has been up for 16 min
[10:42:35] <Bytram> uptime
[10:42:36] <Bytram> 10:42:08 up 16 min, 1 user, load average: 0.08, 0.40, 0.41
[10:45:27] * Bytram got a 503 when trying to load dev: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[10:45:27] <yack> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is secured dead goatse
[10:45:49] * Bytram tries again with Ctrl+F5
[10:46:09] <Bytram> no joy: Error 503 Service Unavailable
[10:46:09] <Bytram> Service Unavailable
[10:46:09] <Bytram> Guru Meditation:
[10:46:09] <Bytram> XID: 1134185155
[10:46:09] <Bytram> Varnish cache server
[10:46:16] <Bytram> :/
[10:46:26] <chromas> same here
[10:46:38] <Bytram> chromas: thanks for the confirmation!
[10:46:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, https://soylentnews.org
[10:46:51] <yack> ^ 03SN comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2)
[10:46:57] <chromas> /nick NetCraft
[10:47:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't worry too hard on lithium. i'll make sure it's working when i hop on to code some later.
[10:49:36] <Bytram> nod nod
[10:51:44] <|> ~g phase of the moon today
[10:51:44] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: https://soylentnews.org
[10:51:45] <yack> ^ 03SN comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[10:51:46] <exec> [google] www.moongiant.com/phase/today/
[10:52:08] <Bytram> ~g phoon
[10:52:09] <exec> [google] www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul06K7DmEkM
[10:52:33] <Bytram> ~g phoon.exe
[10:52:35] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[10:52:44] <Bytram> ~g "phoon.exe"
[10:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> #find your own ass with both hands
[10:52:46] <exec> [google] https://www.youtube.com
[10:52:46] <MrPlow> http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com't+find+butt+with+both+hands
[10:52:47] <yack> ^ 03Can't find butt with both hands - Idioms by The Free Dictionary
[10:52:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i'll be damned
[10:53:03] <Bytram> wha?
[10:53:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> MrPlow, did what i told him
[10:53:23] <Bytram> #fine "phoon.exe"
[10:53:27] <Bytram> #find "phoon.exe"
[10:53:28] <MrPlow> http://www.youtube.com
[10:53:29] <yack> ^ 03phoon.exe - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[10:53:34] <Bytram> orly
[10:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~g "phoon.exe" -site:youtube.com
[10:54:13] <exec> [google] www.vac-ban.com/76561198196092909/stats.html
[10:55:08] <Bytram> http://aa.usno.navy.mil
[10:55:09] <yack> ^ 03Phases of the Moon and Percent of the Moon Illuminated
[10:55:19] <Bytram> http://www.perlmonks.org
[10:55:21] <yack> ^ 03phoon - show the phase of the moon
[10:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i just look at my phone.
[10:56:00] <Bytram> ~g phoon.c
[10:56:02] <exec> [google] www.whereis.com/nsw/bega-2550/yellowId-14571501
[10:56:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> #find phoon
[10:56:55] <MrPlow> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[10:56:56] <yack> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: phoon
[10:57:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> #find poon
[10:57:08] <MrPlow> http://onlineslangdictionary.com
[10:57:09] <yack> ^ 03What does poon mean? poon Definition. Meaning of poon. OnlineSlangDictionary.com
[10:57:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> important H
[10:58:39] <Bytram> nod nod
[10:58:40] <Bytram> http://www.perlmonks.org
[10:59:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> and yes, #find does use bing because google doesn't have a search api and i'm too lazy to scrape.
[10:59:15] <chromas> bing++
[10:59:15] <Bender> karma - bing: 3
[10:59:46] <chromas> you should give it a MS account so you can reap bing points while you're at it
[11:00:24] <Bytram> #find phoon green cheese
[11:00:25] <MrPlow> http://www.phoonhuat.com
[11:00:26] <yack> ^ 03Black Forest Cheese Cake
[11:00:35] <Bytram> that's not it
[11:01:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> bing points? they wanna charge me if i use it more than blah number of times a day.
[11:03:01] <chromas> oh yeah, I had to do a captcha a couple times 'cause it thought I was a bot
[11:03:12] <chromas> not even APIing
[11:03:31] * Bytram goes to update site_news to reflect reboots are completed
[11:07:36] <Bytram> done
[11:07:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth
[11:08:13] <Bytram> thanks!
[11:08:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Story of MicroPython on the BBC micro:bit - http://sylnt.us - TMTOWTDI,-er-that's-perl || New York Times to Deliver Google Cardboard VR to Subscribers - http://sylnt.us - create-the-demand
[11:09:05] <Bytram> #find phoon Jef Poskanzer
[11:09:06] <MrPlow> http://www.acme.com
[11:09:06] <yack> ^ 03phoon
[11:12:05] <Bytram> hmmm, we have a bot replying to a bot?
[11:12:48] <Bytram> THAT has possibilities...
[11:12:50] * Bytram ponders
[11:13:00] <Bytram> !uid
[11:13:00] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5923, owned by ewk
[11:13:55] <|> chromas prolly can just add MrPlow to yack's ignore list
[11:14:00] <|> exec is already on it
[11:14:10] <chromas> =set .bots// MrPlow
[11:14:10] <|> i think bender is too
[11:14:10] <yack> k
[11:14:22] <chromas> #find poontang
[11:14:25] <|> oh wow that was quick :p
[11:14:35] <|> chromas++
[11:14:35] <Bender> karma - chromas: 117
[11:16:19] <chromas> =set .bots// PlowKing
[11:16:19] <yack> k
[11:16:49] * Bytram agrees -- fast indeed
[11:16:52] <Bytram> chromas++
[11:16:52] <Bender> karma - chromas: 118
[11:16:58] <chromas> #find yack
[11:16:59] <MrPlow> http://dictionary.reference.com
[11:17:06] <chromas> crutchy++
[11:17:06] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 174
[11:17:11] <chromas> Bytram++
[11:17:11] <Bender> karma - bytram: 64
[11:17:17] <Bytram> ~g yackety yack
[11:17:19] <exec> [google] www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI
[11:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> blah, now i gotta grep out my own titles
[11:17:27] <Bytram> LOL!
[11:17:44] <chromas> karma 64. ♪it's the power of two♫
[11:17:53] * Bytram figured that would start something! Nice to not be disappointed.
[11:18:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> dev's back up as near as i can tell
[11:18:07] * Bytram goes to look
[11:18:20] <Bytram> nice!
[11:18:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[11:18:24] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 191
[11:18:31] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:18:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1775
[11:18:45] <Bytram> only one more for the revolution
[11:19:51] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #Soylent
[11:19:51] * chromas revolves in chair
[11:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, i should check if slashd and ipnd are running on dev as well
[11:20:13] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[11:20:13] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Imogen
[11:21:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, they wasn't runnin either.
[11:22:23] <Bytram> I'm getting 443's when trying to do some api stuff -- retrieve info on user given a uid
[11:23:03] <crutchy> ~api
[11:23:05] <exec> sylnt.us/api
[11:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> 443?
[11:23:50] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=18
[11:23:53] <exec> 02{ "nick" : "The Mighty Buzzard" }
[11:23:53] <Bytram> yup. using curl to access: "https://soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=get_user&uid=%get_user_single_uid%"
[11:23:54] <yack> ^ 03500 Internal Server Error
[11:24:06] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_nick uid=18 /nick
[11:24:09] <exec> 02The Mighty Buzzard
[11:24:18] <Bytram> oops, error 7 on port 443
[11:24:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> workin fine fer me
[11:24:27] <crutchy> prolly tmb borked the api :p
[11:24:28] <Bytram> curl: (7) Failed to connect to soylentnews.org port 443: Network unreachable
[11:24:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> where are you curling from?
[11:25:03] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18
[11:25:04] <Bytram> it's been spotty for me in the past, but have had no luck at all today.
[11:25:06] <exec> 02{ "is_subscriber" : 1, "homepage" : "http://soylentnews.org/~The+Mighty+Buzzard", "nickname" : "The Mighty Buzzard", "aim" : null, "people" : { "6" : { "2785" : { "80" : 1 }, "2135" : { "80" : 1 }, "636" : { "80" : 1 }, "3914" : { "80" : 1 }, "3994" : { "80" : 1 }, "3602" : { "58" : 1 }, "75" : { "80" : 1 } }, "3" : { "1081" : 1, "2418" : 1, "21" : 1, "201" : 1, "4650" : 1, "4043" : 1, "881" : 1, "179" : 1, "80" : 1, "52" : 1, "987" : 1, "4052" :
[11:25:38] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18 /nickname\
[11:25:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18 /karma
[11:25:56] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18
[11:25:58] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:25:59] <exec> 02{ "is_subscriber" : 1, "homepage" : "http://soylentnews.org/~The+Mighty+Buzzard", "nickname" : "The Mighty Buzzard", "aim" : null, "people" : { "6" : { "2785" : { "80" : 1 }, "2135" : { "80" : 1 }, "636" : { "80" : 1 }, "3914" : { "80" : 1 }, "3994" : { "80" : 1 }, "3602" : { "58" : 1 }, "75" : { "80" : 1 } }, "3" : { "1081" : 1, "2418" : 1, "21" : 1, "201" : 1, "4650" : 1, "4043" : 1, "881" : 1, "179" : 1, "80" : 1, "52" : 1, "987" : 1, "4052" :
[11:26:02] <crutchy> hmm
[11:26:05] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18 /nickname
[11:26:08] <exec> 02The Mighty Buzzard
[11:26:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=18 /karma
[11:26:15] <exec> 0250
[11:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> we just confused him
[11:26:30] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[11:26:51] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_user uid=5923 /nickname
[11:26:54] <exec> 02ewk
[11:26:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, looks fine to me. your issues are with something else.
[11:27:05] <Bytram> hmmm, ok
[11:27:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> network unreachable means you can't connect at all. it's not a server error.
[11:28:02] <Bytram> doh.
[11:28:09] * Bytram is under-caffeinated
[11:28:12] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:28:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1776
[11:28:24] <Bytram> =)
[11:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays!
[11:28:44] * TheMightyBuzzard throws a tea party
[11:28:52] <Bytram> LOL!
[11:29:02] <Bytram> be sure you throw them really far away!
[11:29:17] <Bytram> oh, not THAT 'Tea Party' ??
[11:29:25] * Bytram is disappointed.
[11:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like that tea party. they got good ideas when defined by themselves instead of the left-wing media.
[11:30:41] <Bytram> some good things did come out of Boston, besides creme pie and beans
[11:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't overspend, secure the border, leave me the hell alone. all pretty good ideas.
[11:31:08] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:31:30] <Bytram> reminds me of something... lessee if I can find the link
[11:31:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> #socialist crutchy
[11:31:51] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:32:02] <Bytram> http://kieranhealy.org
[11:32:03] <yack> ^ 03Using Metadata to find Paul Revere
[11:32:32] <Bytram> short but MOST illustrative demonstration of what can do with very simple metadata
[11:34:11] <Bytram> if you have not read it before, I cannot recommend it too highly. It makes abundantly clear how dangerous metadata collection can be.
[11:34:19] <Bytram> break time; back in a bit
[11:38:40] -!- Popeidol has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[11:50:53] -!- fliptop has quit [Quit: ciao]
[12:06:29] -!- Popeidol [Popeidol!~popeidol@553-58-45-879.dyn.iinet.net.au] has joined #Soylent
[12:07:09] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[12:12:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i'm out folks. important vidya to be played today.
[12:12:21] cmn32480|away is now known as cmn32480
[12:33:01] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: have fun!
[12:33:04] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[12:33:04] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 192
[12:33:07] <Bytram> paulej72++
[12:33:07] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 183
[12:40:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sunscreen: Coral Reef Killer? - http://sylnt.us - we-are-bad-for-the-world
[12:40:20] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[13:07:03] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[13:50:55] -!- stdhell [stdhell!~pohol@GetOffMyLawn/stderr] has joined #Soylent
[13:50:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v stdhell] by Imogen
[14:11:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Straight Up, With A Twist: New Model Derives 'Handedness' From Basic Life Requirements - http://sylnt.us - is-heavy-an-option?
[15:02:36] -!- fliptop [fliptop!~fliptop@67.231.zpp.nw] has joined #Soylent
[15:27:32] janrinok is now known as janrinok_afk
[15:34:15] -!- Subsentient has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[15:42:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It is Not Money Alone That Motivates Employees - http://sylnt.us - leadership
[15:46:17] -!- Yog-Yogguth has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[15:47:20] <fliptop> heh - if you ddg 'slashcott' SN is #3
[15:48:33] <cmn32480> google has us at #1 followed by twitter, and gamefaqs.com
[15:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> argh! http://variety.com
[15:49:58] <yack> ^ 03?Mythbusters? Cancelled: : Discovery Series Ending After 14 Seasons | Variety
[15:51:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> unicode fail, yack
[15:52:07] <cmn32480> was it the poop emoji?
[15:52:48] <fliptop> cmn32480: i registered .org and pointed it to the github page - guess i should change that to point to the wiki
[15:52:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, unicode double quotes
[15:53:41] <cmn32480> yeah... I jsut hit that and found it.... or point it to the main page.
[15:54:03] <fliptop> i did it because here - http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[15:54:04] <yack> ^ 03Wiki: Paulej72WorkNotes
[15:54:21] <fliptop> he said "Current code is on slashcott.org." but it wasn't even registered
[15:54:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[15:54:52] <fliptop> yeah, wonder how that slipped by
[15:55:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> it might have been when he wrote that.
[15:55:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> badly in need of an update, that. which is why i don't bother having one myself.
[15:55:47] <fliptop> heh
[15:56:13] <fliptop> lists suck, because then you have nothing left but to do it
[15:56:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> it helps if you forget they exist
[15:56:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> like mine...
[15:56:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[15:56:37] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) find out wtf is going on with memcache 3) look into daily email digests 4) filter comments by score in the api 5) latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api
[15:57:24] <fliptop> well i snagged the domain, also .com and .net. i'll point them at the wiki
[15:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[15:57:44] -!- Yog-Yogguth [Yog-Yogguth!~Yog-Yoggu@02.61-660-88.nextgentel.com] has joined #Soylent
[15:58:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima go back to slacking off n watching yesterday's tv
[16:01:20] -!- SoyCow5720 [SoyCow5720!~43be0634@g-83-111-6-11.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[16:02:15] <fliptop> ok the redirects are all changed
[16:06:23] <cmn32480> it is interesting if you go past the first few pages of links and start seeing blog posts and such from people who are here as contributors (be they staff, almost staff, or active community members)
[16:32:54] <fliptop> looks like she's got some experience:
[16:32:58] <fliptop> http://l3.yimg.com
[16:44:51] <SoyCow5720> NSFW
[16:44:54] <SoyCow5720> !!!
[16:45:53] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[16:52:34] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:52:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1777
[17:03:19] <Yog-Yogguth> lol fliptop & SoyCow5720 XD
[17:10:05] <cmn32480> coffee is your friend (in moderation)
[17:13:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Critical Review of Ultrasonic Power Distribution - http://sylnt.us - fairy-dust
[17:17:58] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: greetings! How's things?
[17:19:07] <Yog-Yogguth> pretty tired but shouldn't complain :)
[17:19:29] <Yog-Yogguth> you all are probably more tired
[17:19:59] <SoyCow5720> winter is coming
[17:33:16] janrinok_afk is now known as janrinok
[17:37:00] <Bytram> Yog-Yogguth: yeah, just a bit ;)
[17:37:47] <janrinok> well, you will get up in the middle of the night Bytram, just to watch servers reboot
[17:38:39] <Bytram> well, I was already up and then I had a 'bright idea' to see how things were going...
[17:38:59] <cmn32480> we see how well THAT turned out
[17:39:13] <cmn32480> but on the up side, you are set to get TWO naps today!
[17:39:38] <janrinok> only a benefit when one is a bonus, not because you have to have two!
[18:26:48] -!- Subsentient [Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient] has joined #Soylent
[18:26:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Subsentient] by Imogen
[18:44:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Apple and Dropbox Say They’re Against a Key Cybersecurity Bill - http://sylnt.us - the-ever-expanding-government
[19:01:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, coffee is your friend (in a cup) FTFY
[19:01:32] <cmn32480> fair 'nuff
[19:01:39] <cmn32480> you write that CC processor yet?
[19:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, taking a slacker day. vidya n tv.
[19:02:30] <cmn32480> how goes playing pirate?
[19:02:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> pirate? nah, weezerd.
[19:03:00] <cmn32480> meh... same difference
[19:03:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> sword coast legends = forgotten realms dnd 5e
[19:03:18] <cmn32480> WOOSH!
[19:03:28] <cmn32480> never heard of it unitl you started talking about it the other day
[19:03:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, jes woke up from another slacker day passtime. the mandatory four hour nap.
[19:04:11] <SoyCow5720> hwere do these slacker days come from ?
[19:04:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> god himself
[19:05:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> they tend to crop up more often when i've had to be up late or otherwise put in extra hours though.
[19:09:59] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[19:11:26] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[19:16:33] -!- SoyCow5720 has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[20:15:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vanishing Haystacks: MIT's Data Science Machine & Deep Feature Synthesis - http://sylnt.us - does-not-bode-well
[21:09:48] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[21:14:52] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:14:52] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1778
[21:16:08] -!- fliptop has quit [Quit: ciao]
[21:18:28] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[21:47:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 46-Billion-Pixel Milky Way Photo is Largest Astronomical Image of All Time - http://sylnt.us - looking-at-the-big-picture
[21:48:33] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21:50:27] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21:56:50] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[21:59:52] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@135-10-9-848.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:00:10] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[22:01:20] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:01:29] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[22:01:50] <Ethanol-fooled> I gotta implement a DB with Apache Tomcat for my next class.
[22:02:01] <Ethanol-fooled> You guys know anything about Apache Tomcat Servlets?
[22:02:14] <Ethanol-fooled> Cuz I don't know shit from Shine-Ola.
[22:09:51] <Yog-Yogguth> tomcat is that java thingy isn't it?
[22:10:26] <Yog-Yogguth> that's about all I know (or don't know) :|
[22:10:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah. I just watched a couplf of youtube vids, looks pretty easy
[22:10:37] -!- BadCoderFinger [BadCoderFinger!~BadCoderF@216.160.gyz.km] has joined #Soylent
[22:10:45] <Ethanol-fooled> Hate doing web shit though. I suck at web shit and I also hate it.
[22:11:17] <Ethanol-fooled> but the final project is some big fucking webapp thingy, and using Tomcat servelets and web services is a requirement, so bleech.
[22:13:20] <Ethanol-fooled> looking at slashcode, even your improved slashcode, gives me a headache.
[22:14:00] * Yog-Yogguth hasn't even dared look at it for quite a while
[22:14:21] <Yog-Yogguth> the people doing the coding deserve a lot foc redit fro tackling such a huge monster
[22:14:40] <Ethanol-fooled> To be fair it's probably ugly because it's Perl, not because of who coded it.
[22:15:47] -!- mythterj has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[22:16:10] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@q-37-359-375-883.hsd6.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:21:23] <Ethanol-fooled> http://www.wptz.com
[22:21:23] <yack> ^ 03Vandals burn, decapitate, cut feet off Ronald McDonald | Local News - WPTZ Home
[22:21:25] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHAHAH
[22:21:47] <Ethanol-fooled> I never liked that asshole. He was creepy as hell. And his food made me s*** profusely.
[22:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ethanol-fooled, a week of coding it and you'd think it's even worse. a couple months and you'd think it's genius.
[22:25:01] <Ethanol-fooled> Makes sense.
[22:26:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's several weeks of "why the fuck?!" and then you find out and you're all like "ooooh, that's why the fuck..."
[22:27:15] <Ethanol-fooled> hahahah, are you guys documenting those or keeping it tribal?
[22:27:23] * Ethanol-fooled hasn't read the code in awhile
[22:27:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> tribal. documentation would be too damned long and convoluted.
[22:28:24] <Ethanol-fooled> Makes sense. So anybody interested in messing with it would have to undergo a rite of passage, to prove their mettle...or some shit.
[22:28:25] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahah
[22:28:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> easier to just tell someone "we do it that way cause memcached or cause blah"
[22:29:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i'm not a bastard like pj and nc. i'd fill new guys in =P
[22:31:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't get me wrong, there's still some boneheaded bullshit that makes zero sense but it's mostly cause it's leftover from when it did make sense.
[22:32:54] <Ethanol-fooled> Well, shit, it was a college project written by a few students.
[22:33:18] <Ethanol-fooled> And operates cleaner and better than every other site with the format.
[22:33:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> see i don't get that. this mess took caffeine instead of alcohol to produce. in college. wtf?
[22:34:29] <Ethanol-fooled> The guys who wrote it were good boys. I doubt they were snorting meth and chasing two-bit floozies around the flophouse.
[22:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> waste of perfectly good college tuition then.
[22:35:08] <swiss> isn't college a waste of perfectly good college tuition?
[22:35:28] <Ethanol-fooled> yeah swiss.
[22:35:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> not if you don't do something foolish and pay with your own money.
[22:35:52] <Ethanol-fooled> That's true.
[22:36:17] <Ethanol-fooled> But I want to be a corporate whore and increasingly, corporations are requiring degrees regardless of experience or demonstrated ability.
[22:36:42] <Ethanol-fooled> The best I can get now is a $15/hr internship...in CALIFORNIA.
[22:37:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, anyone REALLY qualified to be a corporate tech whore should be able to hack a degree up.
[22:37:19] <Ethanol-fooled> Yup, exactly.
[22:37:53] <Ethanol-fooled> Hell, you could print out a fake degree, and some fake transcripts...would they even verify them?
[22:37:55] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahha
[22:38:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls you gotta do is get a job filing records and file an extra one.
[22:39:01] <Ethanol-fooled> man, that would be awesome. Or know somebody on the inside willing to do that for you.
[22:39:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, anyone with a legit degree has no place in upper corporate management anyway.
[22:39:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they didn't cheat, they're the wrong sort of person for the job.
[22:42:44] <Ethanol-fooled> True dat.
[22:42:56] <Ethanol-fooled> Executives are sociopaths.
[22:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> only the good ones
[22:43:16] <Ethanol-fooled> hhaha
[22:44:11] -!- mechanicjay has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[22:44:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> well i mean really. shareholders don't want an exec who spends corporate money to buy fluffy blankets for kittens. they want someone who can ignore sentiment and make them fuckin money.
[22:45:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you what they been getting is execs who make themselves money then split shit.
[22:46:00] <swiss> Ethanol-fooled: it *really* depends
[22:46:08] <swiss> for coporate workplace
[22:46:29] <swiss> I don't have a degree, and i'm working in corporate life
[22:46:33] <Ethanol-fooled> any benefit to the employees is only to compel them to work harder and longer hours.
[22:46:38] <Ethanol-fooled> swiss, you're lucky.
[22:46:46] <swiss> i'm also good at what I do
[22:46:59] <swiss> which is really the trick to not having a degree
[22:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> swiss, yup
[22:47:24] <swiss> just gotta demonstrate it in the right ways, then you're valuable
[22:47:37] <swiss> i'm getting paid more than most of my coworkers who have degrees
[22:48:04] <swiss> the "can't get a job without a degree" thing is really "can't be average at the job, and get a job without a degree"
[22:48:26] <swiss> i mean, SF hires shit tons of people without degrees... I was lucky to get a job that WASNT SF
[22:48:49] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm getting one for personal reasons as well. But I am in total agreement that hiring decisions should be based on experience and demonstrated skill, not a piece of paper.
[22:49:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> prollem is, HR isn't qualified to judge demonstrated skill.
[22:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> if they were, they wouldn't be in HR
[22:50:49] <Ethanol-fooled> I've always been interviewed by my supervisor(and sometimes his boss)
[22:51:17] <Ethanol-fooled> But the bar was pretty low, even for high-tech. Speak English better than the Filipinos and Vietnamese? Hired.
[22:51:22] <swiss> i was interviewed by different people in my org
[22:51:49] <swiss> then ended up interning under my current boss
[22:51:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, time to go turn my capitalist slave groceries into dinner.
[22:52:01] <Ethanol-fooled> go for it.
[22:52:03] <swiss> still another hour at the office
[22:52:08] <swiss> senior leadership is in town
[22:52:12] <swiss> so i look busy at my desk!
[22:52:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> nethack is it?
[22:52:27] <swiss> while I rage at python for not handling exceptions properly
[22:52:38] <swiss> nah, i'm just working on coding projects that I enjoy
[22:52:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, thas also fine.
[22:53:06] <swiss> also, i use irssi, and everyone mistakes it for my standard vim setup
[22:54:32] <Ethanol-fooled> swiss, do what I do to handle exceptions -- encase all your code in a big try block and finish it off with an empty catch block.
[22:54:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Works like a champ.
[22:54:42] <Ethanol-fooled> makes all those annoying warnings go away.
[22:54:54] <swiss> Ethanol-fooled: i was really debating it
[22:54:56] <Yog-Yogguth> did everyone steal that block apprach from ncurses or something?
[22:55:31] <swiss> ?
[22:55:57] <Yog-Yogguth> ncurses (at least in python) has that as a recommended approach, and kind of needs it
[22:56:06] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahah, man, that's sloppy.
[22:56:15] <Yog-Yogguth> so that it crashes back to a terminal
[22:56:27] <Yog-Yogguth> a working terminal in that case
[22:56:44] <Ethanol-fooled> I had to do it once, but only for a serial communication program that depended on a USB-serial adapter.
[22:57:03] <Ethanol-fooled> (goddamn manufacturers making lappies without RS-232. )
[22:57:15] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm a bit disappointed python doesn't come with an inbulit cross-system curses/ncurses implementation
[22:58:23] <Yog-Yogguth> no batteries supplied ;)
[22:59:16] <Gravis> i'm disappointed that python exists
[22:59:31] <Gravis> so you know, we can't all get what we want
[22:59:53] <Yog-Yogguth> :D I like Pythoin though
[23:00:03] <Ethanol-fooled> Python ain't bad. I wouldn't use it for serious purposes, though.
[23:00:03] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: FYI, ncurses is just an implementation of curses
[23:00:10] <Yog-Yogguth> and the easy answer to my problem is to ignore Microsoft
[23:00:26] <paulej72> pickels
[23:00:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I know more than that Gravis
[23:00:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Microsoft can't be ignored in corporate whore land.
[23:01:03] <Gravis> there is no reason to start using microsoft products.
[23:01:06] <Yog-Yogguth> meh those are going to burn soon enough anyway :)
[23:01:51] <Gravis> corporate whore land is going to get pwn3d like no other
[23:02:13] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[23:02:26] <Ethanol-fooled> Well, yeah, but they'll still be suckling from the MS teet.
[23:02:44] <Ethanol-fooled> MS-friendly fifth-columnists are embedded in all major corporations.
[23:02:56] <Ethanol-fooled> People making the purchasing and infrastructure decisions.
[23:08:00] <Yog-Yogguth> well I just don't see what the US can do when the next one pops
[23:08:15] <Ethanol-fooled> The happening won't happen.
[23:08:33] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: next what "pops"?
[23:08:44] <Ethanol-fooled> They will find more ways to kick the can down the road, and sweep shit under the rug.
[23:08:46] <Yog-Yogguth> don't see how they'll avoid it, it's a battle on hundreds of fronts and they're losing
[23:08:56] <Yog-Yogguth> next bubble, any of them
[23:09:15] <Ethanol-fooled> bubbles happen every day now, and people aren't rioting or starving.
[23:09:38] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: you are being too vague
[23:09:50] <Ethanol-fooled> What will happen is that America will embrace a less interventionist foreign policy and save more sheckels drawing down military shit.
[23:10:49] <Gravis> i dunno. there are a lot of jingoistic zealots in the US
[23:10:56] <Yog-Yogguth> they'll stop doing the only thing that keeps them afloat (strenghtening the dollar)? No way
[23:11:24] <Gravis> that is true, we do sell a lot of military tech
[23:12:46] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: and you are wrong, there are people starving
[23:12:55] <Ethanol-fooled> Okay, yeah, but nobody's rioting yet.
[23:13:23] <Gravis> umm... happened in baltimore not long ago
[23:13:28] <Ethanol-fooled> And that's exactly what we'll do. We'll withdraw our own military presence and instead just sell more weapons to all those nutjobs who want to feel safe and kill each other.
[23:13:51] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis...you call that a riot? I was watching it happen live and disappointed at how lame it was.
[23:14:15] <Yog-Yogguth> that is/would be a bubble bursting, US arms aren't that good
[23:14:21] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: i think there were concerns about the cops just opening fire on everyone
[23:14:26] <Ethanol-fooled> riots like South Central L.A. and Watts ain't gonna happen no more, because now people have Facebook and Twitter as an outlet for their rage.
[23:14:49] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis, that would never happen. Not even gangs of roided-up cops are that stoopid.
[23:15:09] <Yog-Yogguth> riots may or may not happen, their secondary or tertiary effects
[23:15:34] <Ethanol-fooled> Things will happen not with a bang, but a whimper.
[23:15:37] <SirFinkus> http://www.theonion.com
[23:15:38] <yack> ^ 03Desperate Ohio Now Exploring Homeopathic Execution Methods - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
[23:15:43] <Ethanol-fooled> Metal Gear Solid 2 is right again.
[23:15:51] <SirFinkus> onion doesn't make me laugh much anymore, but that one gave me a chuckle
[23:15:55] <Yog-Yogguth> heh :)
[23:16:03] <Ethanol-fooled> The Onion was never funny.
[23:16:05] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: sounds like if you wan riots, you have to knock the electrical grid offline
[23:16:16] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis - or stop the welfare payments.
[23:16:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Cut off the EBT and there will be crime, crime everywhere!
[23:16:42] <SirFinkus> the national report or whatever is better
[23:16:54] <Ethanol-fooled> WHOLE WAL-MARTS would be ransacked and gutted!
[23:16:54] <Gravis> yeah... massive amount of people starving will drive crime up
[23:17:06] <SirFinkus> less goofy and more trolly
[23:17:23] <Ethanol-fooled> I live in a funky neighborhood and all the 7-11s around here have signs advertising that they accept EBT. \
[23:17:43] <Ethanol-fooled> There are whole families in there that live off of 7-11 pizza, chicken strips, and soda.
[23:17:50] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:17:50] <yack> ^✓ 03Chapter Jackson - It's Free Swipe Yo EBT (Explicit) - YouTube
[23:18:05] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: how dare people on welfare be treated like human beings! -_-
[23:18:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Attacks on Network Time Protocol can Defeat HTTPS and Create Chaos - http://sylnt.us - does-anyone-really-know-what-time-it-is?
[23:18:57] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: i doubt they could afford to do that
[23:19:09] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: welfare isn't like unlimited free money
[23:19:42] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis - maybe not every night, but more frequently than is prudent.
[23:20:04] <Ethanol-fooled> I could go to the nearest 7-11 right now and see it.
[23:20:21] <SirFinkus> 7-11 pizza, chicken strips, and soda are never prudent
[23:20:34] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: sounds like you think "more frequently than is prudent" is just once.
[23:20:37] <Ethanol-fooled> hahah, good point fink.
[23:21:09] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: so you think they are living the good life on your dime, eh?
[23:21:36] <Yog-Yogguth> he's a student, he probably does not think that :)
[23:21:52] <Yog-Yogguth> unless he's been extremely thrifty
[23:22:07] <Gravis> /facepalm
[23:22:14] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: wow, you are fucking retarded.
[23:22:29] <Yog-Yogguth> isn't!
[23:22:48] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: i want you to know that. it's not an insult, just your point of view is so absurd that you belong on Fox News.
[23:22:56] <Ethanol-fooled> Hahahahah!
[23:23:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Perhaps you should leave Napa Valley or the Hamptons and see normal people doing normal things.
[23:23:42] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: and i'm sure you have become socially isolated because of it.
[23:24:07] <Yog-Yogguth> Gravis must really hate 7-11 :3
[23:24:21] <Ethanol-fooled> Yog-Yogguth - can you blame him for it?
[23:24:40] <Yog-Yogguth> I kind of like them...
[23:24:41] <Gravis> Yog-Yogguth: why would i hate 7-11?
[23:24:46] <SirFinkus> you are fucking retarded isn't an insult? that's a new one to me
[23:25:08] <Gravis> SirFinkus: sometimes it's just a point of fact
[23:25:13] <Yog-Yogguth> 'cheap brain-freeze & jerky <-- not bad things
[23:25:22] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis, you're no Sigmund Freud, that's for damn sure.
[23:25:41] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: oh, so you want to fuck your mother? ;P
[23:25:41] <Ethanol-fooled> It's Gravis, Gravis and Poutine are both douchebags.
[23:25:52] <SirFinkus> I dunno, people with room temp iqs tend not to be able to find their way onto irc
[23:26:10] <Ethanol-fooled> WITH WHITES...INTERNET FIGHTS>
[23:26:31] <Ethanol-fooled> http://i.imgur.com
[23:26:40] <Gravis> what does color have to do with it?
[23:27:42] <Ethanol-fooled> Are you a White boy?
[23:27:50] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: are you a racist?
[23:27:55] <Ethanol-fooled> I asked you first.
[23:28:07] <Gravis> because that trumps all
[23:28:11] <Yog-Yogguth> you need to mend your joke detector Gravis
[23:28:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Being a white boy trumps all? Are you a racist?
[23:29:24] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: so you think you know everything but haven't even seen the real world.
[23:29:38] <Ethanol-fooled> Spoken like a true White boy.
[23:30:36] <SirFinkus> I'd love to stay and watch, but time for a booze run, bbiab
[23:30:42] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm from the 'hood, Cat. Don't you lecture me about what the real-world is.
[23:30:49] <Yog-Yogguth> cya SirFinkus :)
[23:30:59] * Yog-Yogguth has a cider open
[23:30:59] <Ethanol-fooled> Later Fink
[23:31:11] <Ethanol-fooled> We used to beat up White boys on sight.
[23:31:22] <Yog-Yogguth> meanie
[23:31:31] <Ethanol-fooled> "Ey Honkie, gimme yo lunch monies."
[23:31:53] <Ethanol-fooled> We was fit as fucc too, so White boys couldn't outrun us.
[23:32:04] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: i can only hope you outgrow your various prejudices otherwise you'll just be another little Trump.
[23:32:23] <Yog-Yogguth> I don't need to run, I'm so white your shades stop working :P
[23:32:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Trump is more honest than the rest, and for that reason alone I'd vote for him.
[23:33:06] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: he earnest but he's not honest.
[23:33:10] <Ethanol-fooled> Too bad he's a joke candidate and will disappear or withdraw at the last minute.
[23:33:40] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm still waiting for his "reverse Dean", the muslim thing has potential but might be another dud
[23:34:36] <Yog-Yogguth> but I don't think he'll withdraw
[23:34:48] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm all about the wall, but I don't agree with his authoritarianism and stance re: Snowden.
[23:35:23] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: you clearly dont understand the human animal.
[23:36:02] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: a giant expensive wall will not prevent illegal crossing.
[23:36:11] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm the most animal a human can get.
[23:36:15] <Yog-Yogguth> tell it to Hungary /or Berlin) Gravis :D
[23:36:40] <Yog-Yogguth> walls work, the people who say they don't are the ones who don't want walls, simple as that
[23:36:53] * Yog-Yogguth knocks on a wall
[23:37:07] <Ethanol-fooled> Walls with armed guards work. Guards under orders to shoot-to-kill.
[23:37:39] <Ethanol-fooled> Walls with Phalanx systems installed.
[23:37:55] <Yog-Yogguth> no need to splurge
[23:37:57] <Gravis> "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... then shoot them on sight"
[23:38:21] <Yog-Yogguth> Gravis hates indians?
[23:38:24] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis, they are not tired and yearning to breathe free, they are gimme-gimmes.
[23:39:06] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: then go live in mexico for a year
[23:39:12] <Ethanol-fooled> I believe anybody who immigrates to the U.S. for hardship reasons should be subject to 10 years of forced labor in exchange for 3 hots and a cot.
[23:40:10] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: i believe a small percentage of humanity causes others to suffer from their own mental illness. you are one of those.
[23:40:28] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis, If I were to move to Mexico, I would make every effort to learn the language rather than demand they accommodate me; I would make every effort to integrate into their culture, I would make every effort to be proud of my host and what their definition of a "Patriot" is.
[23:40:43] <Yog-Yogguth> Gravis how much do you really know? https://en.wikipedia.org
[23:40:44] <yack> ^ 03Wiki: El tren de la muerte
[23:40:53] <Gravis> Ethanol-fooled: you lack the ability to empathize
[23:41:53] <Ethanol-fooled> Gravis: I've lived on the border for most of my life, and have been to Mexico. The only things I empathize with are their drunken loudness and constant willingness to party.
[23:42:05] <Ethanol-fooled> Which is pretty awesome if you have the means to get away from it.
[23:42:19] <Yog-Yogguth> Gravis one can argue it's you who lack it, why keep on encouraging something that kills a lot of people long before they reach any border? Why encourage false dreams?
[23:42:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Plus Mexican women are super-freaky and fun, unlike those boring Whites.
[23:43:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Mexico has plenty of things right - for example, only Mexican citizens are allowed to own beachfront property.
[23:43:50] <Yog-Yogguth> the only serious beff I've got with Mexico is the drug kingpins
[23:44:07] <Yog-Yogguth> that stuff sucks
[23:44:50] <Yog-Yogguth> and the "la raza" bs
[23:45:36] <Ethanol-fooled> I find it hilarious that colleges have official La Raza clubs
[23:45:58] <Ethanol-fooled> but not KKK clubs.
[23:45:59] <Yog-Yogguth> guess they don't realize it's nazism
[23:46:13] <Ethanol-fooled> It's okay to be racist as long as you're not White.
[23:46:24] <Yog-Yogguth> I wish whites weren't so god damn stupid (I say that being white)
[23:46:36] <Ethanol-fooled> Lot of obnoxious Whites around here.
[23:46:44] <Yog-Yogguth> where?
[23:46:46] <Ethanol-fooled> San Diego in particular gives cyclists a very bad name.
[23:46:52] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[23:47:08] <Yog-Yogguth> so explain: why is SF gay capital and not SD?
[23:47:31] <Yog-Yogguth> that one puzzles me
[23:47:33] <Ethanol-fooled> only Whites are obnoxious on bikes here. You don't see ethnic people swerving all over the streets and wilfully disregarding traffic laws on bikes.
[23:48:11] <Ethanol-fooled> I don't know, Yog. Something to do with big cities and being far away from conservative strongholds?
[23:48:32] <Ethanol-fooled> I hear Austin, TX is going to replace San Fran as America's gay Mecca.
[23:48:42] <Yog-Yogguth> but San Diego is said to have a higher percentage of gays than SF
[23:49:07] <Yog-Yogguth> I know they all work in the Navy but even then...
[23:49:18] <Ethanol-fooled> Yog, that's beacuse we have the biggest single Navy presence on the West Coast.
[23:49:48] <Yog-Yogguth> that makes no sense to me
[23:50:21] <Ethanol-fooled> The U.S. Navy was historically a gay-friendly service.
[23:50:26] <Yog-Yogguth> the navies practicly invented homosexuality (except for Greece etc.)
[23:50:38] <Yog-Yogguth> not just the US one lol
[23:50:53] <Yog-Yogguth> so why aren't they gay capital? :3
[23:50:58] <Yog-Yogguth> not only*
[23:51:07] <Ethanol-fooled> Admiral Gaylord led the first homosexual strke group in 1943, and ever since then acceptance to gays gradually softened.
[23:51:16] <Yog-Yogguth> hahaha
[23:51:48] <Ethanol-fooled> Those were interesting times. The military led the way with accepting integration of previously ostracized demographics.
[23:52:04] <Yog-Yogguth> blacks too, first in the navy
[23:52:08] <Yog-Yogguth> in the US
[23:52:27] <Ethanol-fooled> Yup. Actually the U.S. Army Air Corps (later to become the Air Force) was the first service to integrate.
[23:53:16] <Yog-Yogguth> oh okay
[23:53:31] <Ethanol-fooled> The problem with the gays was that the U.S. Military was also a predominantly Christian organization, so it took a little while for the service to accept them openly.
[23:55:28] <Ethanol-fooled> But thankfully, Admiral Gaylord and Strike Group 69 were a tour-de-force in the Pacific battle of Nip-Nong.
[23:55:55] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm not bothering to look it up, hope it's real even though it reads like some joke :)
[23:56:13] <Ethanol-fooled> The Japenese feared them especially because they showed no mercy to prisoners of war.
[23:56:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Rape was a favored treatment by the strike group to captured enemy soldiers.
[23:56:38] <Yog-Yogguth> ...
[23:56:58] <Ethanol-fooled> Japanese would rather commit Sudoku than be captured by the strike group.
[23:57:50] <Ethanol-fooled> The strike group had a Black sailor they called "Big Ben." Any enemy soldier unfortunate enough to be captured and denied the privilege of suicide found out the hard way exectly why Ben was "big."
[23:58:53] <chromas> it's because he had a huge clock
[23:59:10] <Ethanol-fooled> !grab chromas
[23:59:10] <Bender> Added quote 575
[23:59:12] <Yog-Yogguth> lol chromas
[23:59:12] <Ethanol-fooled> HAHAHAHAHAHAH