#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-14
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[00:02:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside China’s Plan to Give Every Citizen a Character Score - http://sylnt.us - and-you-thought-google-knew-a-lot-about-you
[00:03:30] <BadCoderFinger> Who knew China was really a big MMO?
[00:05:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> whole world's really one big mmo
[00:05:32] <SpallsHurgenson> just so long as I can use Type V to roll my stats (4d6, drop the lowest, assign as desired)
[00:06:04] <nick> the world has been MM for a while, not sure it's all O yet
[00:06:11] <nick> getting there for sure
[00:06:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, heretic! 3d6, reroll 1s and 2s, assign as desired.
[00:07:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> nick, true. MMRPG then.
[00:07:50] <SpallsHurgenson> what? is that even an official die-rolling method? get our of here with your house-rules!
[00:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> !? straight out of the PHB, you heathen!
[00:08:22] <SpallsHurgenson> not 1st or 2nd ed
[00:09:56] * TheMightyBuzzard readies his +5 banhammer and rolls initiative
[00:10:09] <SpallsHurgenson> 3E/3.5E suggests 4d6, drop lowest, assign as desired
[00:10:34] <BadCoderFinger> I much prefer Silhouette.
[00:11:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> personally i dig fate but 5e ain't at all bad either.
[00:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> funny how they went from 3.5e straight to 5e
[00:12:14] <BadCoderFinger> I run Traveller with Silhouette.
[00:13:01] <SpallsHurgenson> 4E and 5E are the same.
[00:13:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick SpallsHurgenson you take that back!
[00:13:41] -!- SpallsHurgenson was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(TheMightyBuzzard) you take that back!]
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[00:14:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> there was no 4e, it was all a bad dream i had.
[00:15:07] <SpallsHurgenson> well, at least you aren't totally beyond redemption...
[00:15:27] * TheMightyBuzzard mumbles to himself about roles and shudders
[00:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5e is actually pretty good. it's like they took 3e, ignored the evil nightmare, and streamlined the math.
[00:16:18] * SpallsHurgenson sticks with the original :)
[00:16:32] <SpallsHurgenson> well, not the original-original, 'cause whitebox D&D is brutal :)
[00:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth.
[00:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> scuse me, gotta go mock children with my cake cause they didn't eat their dinner and can't have any.
[00:18:54] * SirFinkus prefers F.A.T.A.L
[00:19:08] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody prefers FATAL
[00:19:43] <SpallsHurgenson> even without the... more questionable issues... the system is terrible
[00:19:48] <SirFinkus> you just don't appreciate the intricacies of it
[00:20:19] <SirFinkus> they did 1000 hours of research
[00:20:37] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, almost a month and a half! :)
[00:22:33] <SirFinkus> more than those D&D hacks ever did
[00:23:58] <SpallsHurgenson> do not question the mighty Gygax!
[00:39:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, smooth, i'm a terrorist now according to wikipedia
[00:40:41] <SpallsHurgenson> huh... no more nudies in playboy? damn you internet!
[00:41:45] <SirFinkus> "terrorist" seems to have been diluted to a term that describes any person with an opinion the government doesn't like
[00:42:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh it's not the government, wikipedia eds don't like me.
[00:42:29] <SirFinkus> congrats
[00:42:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it feels pretty awesome
[00:42:41] <SirFinkus> wikipedia eds are weird in most cases
[00:43:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, hustler's better anyway.
[00:44:15] <BadCoderFinger> Holy crap, Spalls, 95% of the internet is porn, it's 2015, and you're complaining that a magazine is going legit?
[00:44:48] <SpallsHurgenson> any loss of nudies is a loss for the whole world!
[00:44:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:44:57] <Bender> Added quote 571
[00:45:23] <BadCoderFinger> Hrm, ok, that is a good point.
[00:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> on the up side, they say they're going to spend more time talking about whiskey.
[00:46:51] <takyon> my roommate handed me bourbon to watch this debate
[00:47:04] <takyon> jim beam red stag
[00:47:14] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:48:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> drinking game or just need it to make it through?
[00:50:09] <takyon> he just has a lot of free booze
[00:50:33] <takyon> c'mon cnn go
[00:51:08] <BadCoderFinger> TMB: It has to be both.
[00:51:40] <takyon> wow says it's live but it's 13 minutes ago
[00:51:42] <takyon> what a crap
[00:51:59] <takyon> might switch to the radio link
[00:52:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm ignoring it same as i ignored the rep ones
[00:52:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> only have wine, no liquor right now.
[00:52:39] <takyon> wow you're so progressive
[00:53:00] <takyon> I can't believe CBS Radio had a video advertisement
[00:53:04] <takyon> are you kidding me
[00:54:11] <SpallsHurgenson> it's all good, just so long as they declare trump the winner again :) :) :) :)
[00:54:57] <BadCoderFinger> "Trump wins Democratic Debate!" I should quickly whip up a blog post so that we can post a summary on the front page!
[00:55:22] <SpallsHurgenson> I could see it; the media loves Trump
[00:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, what he needs to do is ride in on a harley and crash the debate.
[00:55:50] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, they might not like what he purportedly stands for... but they can't seem to get enough on the guy himself: he sells ads!
[00:55:56] <BadCoderFinger> "Despite not being physically present, Trump was there in spirit as all the journalists could ask was, 'What do you think of Trump?' Other issues were casually ignored."
[00:56:48] <BadCoderFinger> TMB: He could ride in on a Harley, he's already got a built in helmet.
[00:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't mock the hair. it's been known to brutally savage people for less.
[00:57:25] <chromas> wrong helmet. he could ride in on a short bus
[00:57:44] <BadCoderFinger> Now that would be a cool photoshop, a gold-plated short bus.
[00:59:59] <SirFinkus> @TNROnline
[00:59:59] <SirFinkus> Bernie Sanders announces new campaign slogan, "Maybe, just maybe."
[01:00:04] <SpallsHurgenson> it needs to have his name on the side or trump won't even look at it
[01:00:18] <takyon> OMFG
[01:00:33] <takyon> oh ok
[01:01:46] <takyon> TTP backpedaling
[01:02:18] <takyon> *TPP
[01:04:34] <takyon> "like every other country on earth"
[01:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i'm bored. time for booze.
[01:04:46] <takyon> sanders is having a rough start
[01:06:40] <takyon> the theory that sanders is a Clinton plant may be getting bolstered by this debate
[01:09:05] <takyon> #BlamedForBaltimore
[01:09:37] <nick> i had not heard of sanders being a clinton plant
[01:09:39] <takyon> Anderson Cooper is pretty good at interrupting the candidates
[01:10:23] <takyon> well the idea is you put in someone who is so left-wing, that Hillary has contrast as a centrist. And it makes it so she isn't being simply handed the nomination
[01:11:38] <SpallsHurgenson> only left-wing for 'Mer'ka
[01:13:01] <takyon> shooting in oregon time
[01:13:03] <takyon> right
[01:13:47] <takyon> Bernie Sanders just touted his D- rating from the NRA
[01:14:21] <SpallsHurgenson> don't have to be anti-gun to hate the NRA :) :)
[01:14:49] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls: No kidding.
[01:16:18] <SpallsHurgenson> and vice-versa :)
[01:16:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone should be free to own a nuclear armed aircraft carrier if they can afford it and find parking.
[01:17:07] <SpallsHurgenson> can I have two?
[01:17:31] <BadCoderFinger> It would be able to hold all my books...
[01:17:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and my porn...
[01:17:57] <BadCoderFinger> Plus, with a nuke, you could get yourself declared a sovereign nation!
[01:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, or at least present a credible resistance to your government.
[01:18:39] <BadCoderFinger> So a nuke is not credible?
[01:18:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> is, that's the point.
[01:19:05] <BadCoderFinger> Sounds like a nice shortcut, heh!
[01:19:29] <BadCoderFinger> Although if you fail, it will put you on several other lists.
[01:19:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> difficult to do with small arms. though we do have enough floating around to arm every man, woman, and child in the nation.
[01:20:03] <SpallsHurgenson> its hardly necessary; most children already have small arms
[01:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'a good point. huge heads though.
[01:21:01] <takyon> if medical professionals have to share info to prevent mass shooters, the mass shooters will just stop seeking mental health care
[01:21:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, cause they obviously sought it before.
[01:21:32] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com Guns, guns, guns!
[01:21:32] <BotRoss> ^ 03Guns Guns Guns - robocop - YouTube
[01:21:41] <takyon> they were using the example of the VA Tech shooter
[01:21:46] <takyon> who had been to 3 people
[01:21:48] <SpallsHurgenson> (that quote always crosses my mind when discussing gun control :)
[01:22:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> #youtube guns and boobs
[01:22:04] <MrPlow> https://www.youtube.com
[01:22:04] <BotRoss> ^✓ 03GUNS AND BOOBS - YouTube
[01:23:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> i ever go mass shooter, it'll be in the capitol building in DC. i mean, shoot someone who has it coming at least.
[01:23:48] * SpallsHurgenson watches the video then excuses himself for a bit, "I'll be in my bunk"
[01:25:10] <SpallsHurgenson> (a quote of which, disappointingly, there doesn't appear to be an easily-found youtube video)
[01:39:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> my survey of twitter has @blakeshelton winning the dem debate.
[01:39:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you it was a quick survey.
[01:41:35] <BadCoderFinger> Surprised that @drstrangelove didn't win.
[01:42:41] <takyon> commercial break finally
[01:42:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's possible some of the folks i follow are watching something else i think.
[01:42:56] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, another 0-day flash exploit
[01:43:12] <BadCoderFinger> What? Flash is vulnerable? How can this be?
[01:43:16] <SpallsHurgenson> it occurs to me that Adobe may not be very good at writing secure and bug free software
[01:43:30] <BadCoderFinger> Only intranet sites still use flash.
[01:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> barry allen or jay garrick?
[01:43:49] <BadCoderFinger> I've seen Adobe code. You don't want it.
[01:46:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I do too want it!
[01:46:12] <SpallsHurgenson> if I had it, I wouldn't share it. I'd take it away from everybody!
[01:46:54] <BadCoderFinger> I'd burn it, and every computer it touched!
[01:47:19] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, Amigas could make a triumphant return!
[01:47:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[01:47:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1739
[01:47:39] <BadCoderFinger> Finally! After... I forget how many attempts.
[01:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[01:47:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1740
[01:48:13] <crutchy> http://www.reuters.com
[01:48:14] <BotRoss> ^ 0320 km high space elevator tower planned | Reuters.com
[01:48:23] <crutchy> oops
[01:48:26] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.reuters.com
[01:48:58] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[01:49:38] <SpallsHurgenson> that's not a space elevator. that's a really-tall-earth-elevators-with-applications-for-space-travel
[01:50:08] <BadCoderFinger> Put a railgun at the bottom, and it becomes a space-railgun!
[01:50:16] <BadCoderFinger> Shoot the Moon!
[01:50:35] <BadCoderFinger> Time to go do radio stuff...
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[01:50:46] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, its not really the HEIGHT that's the problem with getting to space... it's the need to get to a minimum ~mach 25 speeds to maintain orbit :)
[01:51:07] <takyon> the audience really wants to ignore the email scandal
[01:51:13] <Yog-Yogguth> if you can keep the height you can keep the speed
[01:51:22] <Yog-Yogguth> and the other way around
[01:51:31] <SpallsHurgenson> computers are scary and difficult to understand.
[01:52:29] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I never use the things
[01:53:09] <cmn32480> that whole internet thing is just a fad
[01:53:57] <SpallsHurgenson> also, hillary is just a woman; it's not fair to expect her to understand technology :) :) :)
[01:54:42] <cmn32480> now now SpallsHurgenson, let's not go quoting stereotypes
[01:54:56] <cmn32480> other than the fact that tehy exist for a reason, I mean
[01:55:37] <Yog-Yogguth> any chance of her being trashed in the debate?
[01:55:39] <cmn32480> and frankly, woman or not, she has demonstrated on a national stage that shew doesn't understand technology beyond playing fruit ninja on her iPad
[01:56:34] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, there's a soylentgreen color scheme in the deus ex revision mod :)
[01:57:10] * Yog-Yogguth wonders if takyon has become a hypnotized zombie yet by watching the debate
[01:57:21] <takyon> yeah kind of
[01:57:28] <takyon> when you say my name it summons me though
[01:57:37] <Yog-Yogguth> scary :)
[01:57:41] <takyon> sanders definitely picked up as the debate continued
[01:58:18] <takyon> Clinton is name checking god a lot
[01:58:24] <takyon> I think she's trying to tell us something
[01:59:59] <Yog-Yogguth> she's got a subliminal death wish filled with false hope? :P (that aint her home!)
[02:00:10] <Yog-Yogguth> (sorry)
[02:00:14] <SpallsHurgenson> has she specified WHICH god?
[02:00:33] <Yog-Yogguth> if she says chtulu I'm changing faith XD
[02:01:52] <SpallsHurgenson> if she says cthulhu I'd probably vote for her :)
[02:02:06] <Yog-Yogguth> lol
[02:02:46] * cmn32480 waits for the lightening to strike her down
[02:04:10] <Yog-Yogguth> now that would be news :3
[02:04:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Unicode Considering 67 New Emoji for 2016 - http://sylnt.us - more-pewp-emoji-too?
[02:07:46] <SpallsHurgenson> are there genitalia emoji yet?
[02:08:09] <cmn32480> probably not official. but ther is certainly poop
[02:08:35] <SirFinkus> there are arabic characters that look like genitalia
[02:09:10] <Yog-Yogguth> emoji is the playmobil of text
[02:09:45] <cmn32480> ascii art still rules regardless of your little pictures
[02:09:52] <cmn32480> :-P
[02:10:00] * Yog-Yogguth dislikes emoji
[02:10:29] <cmn32480> agreed
[02:10:35] <cmn32480> and they never show up right on my screen
[02:10:36] <Yog-Yogguth> emoji : text :: playmobil : lego <-- something like that
[02:10:46] <cmn32480> thigns you hate?
[02:10:59] <cmn32480> ~moo
[02:11:00] <exec> (__)
[02:11:00] <exec> (oo)
[02:11:00] <exec> /------\/
[02:11:00] <exec> / | ||
[02:11:00] <exec> * /\---/\
[02:11:01] <exec> ~~ ~~
[02:11:02] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[02:11:05] <chromas> megablocks
[02:11:14] <Yog-Yogguth> I was aiming for x is to Y as Z is to W
[02:12:36] <Yog-Yogguth> mae a giraffe not long ago: }:3-----Q===
[02:13:19] <cmn32480> nice!
[02:13:25] <Yog-Yogguth> ty :)
[02:13:46] <Yog-Yogguth> it was bot who made me do it :)
[02:25:53] <cmn32480> ok
[02:25:58] <cmn32480> time fo rme to go to bes
[02:26:00] <cmn32480> bed
[02:26:10] <Yog-Yogguth> sleep well!
[02:26:27] <cmn32480> hopefully... haven't had that luxury the last couple night
[02:26:45] <cmn32480> night yog
[02:26:49] <Yog-Yogguth> cya :)
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[02:56:17] <takyon> "please go to chafee 2016 to see me" (he forgot the TLD)
[03:04:00] <SpallsHurgenson> don't be so old-school, grandpaw! next you'll want them to say aitch-tee-tee-pee-colon-slash-slash!
[03:06:27] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[03:17:08] <Bytram> !uid
[03:17:08] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5906, owned by peixemorto3300
[03:17:30] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[03:17:32] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 64°F, partly cloudy, wind SW at 12 mph, humidity 86% - Tuesday partly cloudy (53°F:69°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (44°F:67°F), Thursday sunny (49°F:63°F), Friday partly cloudy (42°F:60°F)
[03:17:35] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[03:17:36] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 59°F, cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 96% - Tuesday partly cloudy (51°F:60°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (39°F:66°F), Thursday mostly sunny (44°F:60°F), Friday partly cloudy (38°F:61°F)
[03:17:40] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[03:17:41] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 57°F, cloudy, wind SW at 0 mph, humidity 92% - Tuesday showers (53°F:59°F), Wednesday cloudy (33°F:58°F), Thursday mostly sunny (36°F:53°F), Friday showers (31°F:44°F)
[03:17:46] <Bytram> ~weather baghdad
[03:17:48] <exec> 03Baghdad, Iraq - currently 72°F, clear with periodic clouds, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 43% - Wednesday sunny (71°F:97°F), Thursday sunny (71°F:98°F), Friday sunny (72°F:98°F), Saturday sunny (69°F:99°F)
[03:17:50] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[03:17:52] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -8°F, mostly sunny, wind NE at 21 mph, humidity 39% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (-15°F:-6°F), Thursday sunny (-16°F:-6°F), Friday mostly sunny (0°F:2°F), Saturday snow showers (4°F:11°F)
[03:18:15] <Bytram> ~weather death valley
[03:18:17] <exec> 03Death Valley - currently 90°F, partly cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 22% - Tuesday clear with periodic clouds (70°F:103°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (71°F:104°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (69°F:98°F), Friday partly cloudy (65°F:96°F)
[03:18:21] <Bytram> ~weather panama
[03:18:23] <exec> 03Panama - currently 81°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 1 mph, humidity 89% - Tuesday isolated thunderstorms (75°F:86°F), Wednesday thunderstorm (76°F:88°F), Thursday thunderstorm (76°F:86°F), Friday thunderstorm (76°F:86°F)
[03:18:51] <Bytram> ~weather cairo
[03:18:53] <exec> 03Cairo, Egypt - currently 74°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday partly cloudy (69°F:91°F), Thursday sunny (68°F:90°F), Friday sunny (69°F:89°F), Saturday partly cloudy (69°F:89°F)
[03:18:57] <Bytram> ~weather cairo, me
[03:18:59] <exec> 03Cairo, Egypt - currently 74°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 87% - Wednesday partly cloudy (69°F:91°F), Thursday sunny (68°F:90°F), Friday sunny (69°F:89°F), Saturday partly cloudy (69°F:89°F)
[03:35:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Appearance of Being Earnest - http://sylnt.us - natural-vs-synthetic
[03:56:05] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, I missed the nightly weather forecasts
[04:02:26] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather
[04:02:27] <exec> 03Bangkok, Thailand - currently 85°F / 29°C, mostly sunny, wind NE at 7 mph, humidity 71% - Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:89°F / 25°C:32°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (77°F:90°F / 25°C:32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (78°F:90°F / 26°C:32°C), Saturday thunderstorm (78°F:89°F / 26°C:32°C)
[04:04:03] <SpallsHurgenson> huh, I'm sensing a pattern
[04:05:10] <SpallsHurgenson> its almost like its a whole season of sudden downpours...
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[05:06:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SanDisk and HP Announce Potential Competitor to XPoint Memory - http://sylnt.us - much-ado-about-nothing-much
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[06:10:47] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:10:48] <BotRoss> ^ 03Periscope drunk driver - YouTube
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[06:37:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pigs Being Engineered to Save Your Bacon - http://sylnt.us
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[06:45:16] <chromas> the video and periscope stream are way out of sync :'(
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[06:52:30] <SirFinkus> I just watched the dashcam footage of the dui test
[06:52:34] <SirFinkus> she did not do well
[06:52:39] <SirFinkus> which was a shock
[06:52:54] <SirFinkus> oh, she hits a sign at 11:40
[06:56:17] <chromas> yeah, then when she turns it off the video starts over for no reason
[06:57:06] <chromas> in the blurry periscope "yeah, can we at least see your tits before you die?"
[06:59:23] <SirFinkus> idk why that happens, there's more later in the video if you skip ahead
[07:01:48] <chromas> yeah
[07:01:58] <chromas> lots of tits requests
[07:07:48] <crutchy> tits?
[07:08:29] <chromas> tits
[07:11:46] <SirFinkus> we birdwatching?
[07:11:57] <chromas> oh, crutchy missed the link
[07:12:06] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[07:12:06] <BotRoss> ^* 03Periscope drunk driver - YouTube
[07:13:52] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com this one is better
[07:13:53] <BotRoss> ^ 03"Florida USA woman Periscopes (Live videos) while drunk driving" includes police and actual footage - YouTube
[07:14:00] <SirFinkus> has police video and doesn't repeat
[07:14:30] <chromas> the comments are censored :(
[07:14:54] <chromas> at least at the beginning
[07:15:01] <SirFinkus> yeah, they are during the entire thing
[07:15:09] <SirFinkus> the comments are kind of lame though
[07:15:42] <crutchy> someone said tits
[07:17:06] <chromas> yeah viewers wanted her to show her birds
[07:17:53] <SirFinkus> I love pokemon speedruns, they've broken that game so hard
[07:18:51] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[07:18:52] <BotRoss> ^ 03Pokemon Blue (151 Pokemon) by Shenanagans in 1:58:56 - Summer Games Done Quick 2015 - Part 141 - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[07:19:29] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.itnews.com.au
[07:20:00] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[07:20:26] * chromas is still watching Officer Belly administer the tests
[07:21:08] <SirFinkus> spoiler alert: she fails
[07:21:15] <crutchy> that article should have been titled "internet explorer is shit"
[07:21:56] <SirFinkus> they should have asked her if she was drunk or not, whether she was driving, and which country she was in
[07:22:27] <SirFinkus> she would have passed that test
[07:22:29] <SirFinkus> easy
[07:24:33] <chromas> lol
[07:24:45] <chromas> but she did also say she wasn't drunk, in between saying she was
[07:25:03] <SirFinkus> she had 3 drinks
[07:25:27] * SirFinkus believes her
[07:26:21] <chromas> she's 21. clearly it's her first time
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[08:08:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Develop Sonar Navigation, Mapping System for Unmanned Aircraft - http://sylnt.us - new-use-for-old-tech
[08:13:15] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:13:15] <Barrabot> ^ 03Apollo 11 Saturn V Launch Camera E-8 - YouTube
[08:14:46] <crutchy> that's a nice shot
[08:15:05] <crutchy> space_porn++
[08:15:05] <Bender> karma - space_porn: 1
[08:22:04] * SirFinkus is not sure if he's tired or not
[08:25:08] <crutchy> this guy has a lot of cool vids
[08:25:10] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[08:25:10] <Barrabot> ^ 03Saturn 1 (SA-5) Camera Inside Kerosene Tank - YouTube
[08:25:23] <crutchy> take that spacex... nasa beat you to it
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[10:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:02:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1741
[10:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, think i'll go fishing this morning.
[10:06:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:06:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1742
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[10:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, all the bugs look like pains in the ass today so ima go mix up some dough bait and see how the catfooshes like it.
[10:44:39] <crutchy> yummy
[10:51:45] <chromas> no worms eh
[10:51:54] <chromas> Worms, Roxanne! Worms!
[10:52:49] <crutchy> put out the re'ed light...\
[11:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> could get worms but dough bait keeps better and it's cheaper and the fooshes like it just fine
[12:12:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - RNA Editing Technique Treats Severe Form of Muscular Dystrophy - http://sylnt.us - precisely
[12:19:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:19:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1743
[12:19:04] <Bytram> !uid
[12:19:04] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5906, owned by peixemorto3300
[12:19:08] <Bytram> g'morning everyone
[12:21:08] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning! have you gone lookin for fooshes yet?
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[14:23:25] <Yog-Yogguth> We are sad to announce that Pauline Cafferkeys condition has deteriorated and she is now critically ill. Pauline is being treated for Ebola in the high level isolation unit at the Royal Free Hospital. https://www.royalfree.nhs.uk also posted in comment https://soylentnews.org
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[14:23:27] <Barrabot> ^ 03Update on Pauline Cafferkey | News | News & Media | The Royal Free
[14:23:27] <Barrabot> ^ 03SN comment by [02Yog-Yogguth (1862)] (02Score:2)
[14:25:57] <Yog-Yogguth> maybe it's something very special tht caused it but it's still pretty scary since it means no one is sure to have been cured of Ebola
[14:39:30] <janrinok> Yog-Yogguth: they always knew that ebola can 'hide' in the body inside the eyes, semen, and central nervous system. But you are correct that this remission has not be seen before.
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[14:44:18] <Yog-Yogguth> well the eyes were a surprise afaik, but yeah and a lot of detail isn't released yet about this case
[14:44:40] <Yog-Yogguth> why sweat isn't considered a bodily fluid I don't know
[14:45:50] <Yog-Yogguth> and then there the thing about each of us having a personal microbiological cloud trailing us :|
[14:46:20] <janrinok> the only 'dangerous' fluids - reported a day or two back - were from those 3 areas which the body protects and in which the drugs cannot be effective.
[14:46:58] <janrinok> so, in most people, semen is the only contractable way currently for patients who have been treated to pass on the disease
[14:47:10] <janrinok> there was a tv program in the UK about it
[14:47:26] <Yog-Yogguth> okay
[14:48:29] <janrinok> for those that haven't received any treatment, then _all_ body fluids are carriers
[14:49:06] <janrinok> but in this particular case, it sounds as if the ebola is gaining a foothold again
[14:49:18] <Yog-Yogguth> yes so all that sort of becomes void
[14:51:09] <janrinok> well, until we know exactly what has happened - and they are protecting her privacy at present by declining to give a running update - we can only guess
[14:51:24] <Yog-Yogguth> yup
[14:51:49] <janrinok> it might be a case of the central nervous system (brain) becoming infected
[14:51:58] <janrinok> but that is entirely speculation on my part
[14:52:23] <Yog-Yogguth> it sounds worse than that whent hey say she's critically ill now with Ebola
[14:52:38] <Yog-Yogguth> but that's only my interpretation
[14:53:10] <janrinok> I hope for the best for her, but I confess to not being optimistic given the tone of the announcement in the UK
[14:53:29] <Yog-Yogguth> yes, getting worse after getting top care is not a good sign
[14:53:59] <janrinok> 'critically ill with complications arising from the infection' could be anything
[14:54:37] <Yog-Yogguth> I think one must read the updates as seperate
[14:56:53] <Yog-Yogguth> (I'm not seing that quote in the NHS statements)
[14:57:00] <Yog-Yogguth> from the hospital
[15:01:28] <Yog-Yogguth> oh it's BBC mangling their statement :(
[15:03:09] <janrinok> sry - nurse arrived to look after S and I had to assist.
[15:03:32] <Yog-Yogguth> np
[15:04:23] <janrinok> it seems strange that she was on TV only a few weeks ago talking about her experience, and she looked as well as ever.
[15:05:21] <Yog-Yogguth> everything about it is strange, I wonder if the GP she went to was aware of her having had Ebola
[15:05:45] <janrinok> sounds like a mistake was made somewhere in the last few weeks
[15:05:47] <Yog-Yogguth> since it was out of hours
[15:05:55] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah
[15:06:56] <janrinok> but, other than 'playing safe', there aren't many GPs here who would know what they should be looking for
[15:07:20] <janrinok> it remains a very specialist area despite recent events in Africa
[15:10:45] <Yog-Yogguth> yes I would think so, a lot isn't known or understood too or not beyond the level of working assumptions it seems
[15:13:43] <janrinok> I suppose it has always been the same for the medical profession - there is always some new treatment or diagnosis to learn about
[15:14:18] <janrinok> you have to look at the population you are treating - exotic diseases will have to wait
[15:14:23] <Yog-Yogguth> yeah and people expect a little too much on their behalf (I feel sorry for that GP even though I sympathize with the family feeling frustrated)
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[15:15:08] <Yog-Yogguth> and for all I know it was a simple non-Ebola viral infection
[15:15:20] <Yog-Yogguth> it was/it could have been
[15:16:10] <janrinok> we won't know the details for some time yet, and it all might just be a very unfortunate event that nobody should really be blamed for
[15:16:23] <Yog-Yogguth> yes, precisely
[15:17:22] <janrinok> one day the world will be perfect, but I certainly won't live to see it
[15:17:29] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[15:17:57] <janrinok> gtg Yog, duty calls at this end
[15:18:16] <Yog-Yogguth> cya I will fade away too here
[15:18:22] <janrinok> have a good one
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[17:32:17] <janrinok> hi fliptop
[17:36:38] <fliptop> howdy
[17:36:42] <fliptop> quiet here today
[17:38:28] <fliptop> so is a glut of stories in the queue a good thing?
[17:38:48] <janrinok> we would rather be ahead of the game than struggling to find a story
[17:39:25] <janrinok> not all stories are acceptable, some will require more work than others, and the variety of submitters make it easier to vary the tone and content of stories
[17:39:43] <fliptop> understood. i was going to submit this whopper:
[17:39:48] <fliptop> http://www.washingtonexaminer.com
[17:39:49] <Barrabot> ^ 03Report: U.S most obese in the world, fattest kids by a mile, tops for poor teen health | Washington Examiner
[17:40:13] <fliptop> but if it's published it'll be old news! not that it isn't already, though
[17:40:14] <janrinok> looks like a very good candidate
[17:40:52] <janrinok> although some stories have to be timely, we often print stories that are a day or two old because it promotes a better discussion
[17:41:12] <fliptop> it's a delicate balance i guess
[17:41:17] <janrinok> it is something of a balancing act - which I am sure we will never get right!
[17:41:22] <janrinok> ninja'd
[17:41:50] <fliptop> owe me a coke
[17:42:29] <janrinok> your link, for example, could be discussed anytime in the next few days and still illicit a fair number of comments
[17:42:40] <fliptop> i'll work on it now
[17:42:48] <janrinok> it is not as if the problem will be solved in the next few days :)
[17:42:58] * janrinok begins saving for that Coke
[17:43:01] <fliptop> true that
[17:59:46] <fliptop> i'd guess it can be from the "no-shit-sherlock" department
[18:16:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Broadband Britain - Is It Working? - http://sylnt.us - no-carrier
[18:20:11] <janrinok> I'm working on it now, but I chose a different dept ...
[18:22:10] <janrinok> fliptop: if nothing changes, it will be out about this time tomorrow
[18:22:28] <fliptop> thanks
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[18:57:17] <nick> the 'soylent news by numbers' comments have made me smile
[19:07:13] <janrinok> yep, me too
[19:09:50] <janrinok> I wonder if it will have the effect of swelling the coffers by attracting more subscribers?
[19:10:19] <cmn32480> interesting thought
[19:10:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> oh yeah, I gotta renew my subscription.
[19:10:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> probably Friday when I get paid.
[19:11:52] <nick> people not knowing it expired seems to be a problem
[19:12:04] <janrinok> yep
[19:12:08] <nick> i didnt notice my gold star disappeared for a while either
[19:12:59] <cmn32480> i found mine was to expire and watched to see when on the day of expiration the little light went out.
[19:13:09] <cmn32480> turns out it was midnight UTC.
[19:13:25] <janrinok> how do you decide if we 'have been a success'?
[19:15:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, when we get paid. until then we're just dicking around.
[19:15:23] <janrinok> we are a failure...?
[19:15:29] <janrinok> lol
[19:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, just not a success yet.
[19:15:36] <cmn32480> nope... not a fialure... just not a success yet
[19:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ninja'd
[19:15:52] <cmn32480> damnit
[19:15:53] <janrinok> there's an echo in here
[19:16:15] <cmn32480> there's an echo in here
[19:16:44] <janrinok> cmn32480: I'm surprised you managed to type that correctly
[19:16:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> copy pasta
[19:16:55] <cmn32480> I'm surprised you managed to type that correctly
[19:17:12] <cmn32480> thanks for giving away the secret buzzard :-p
[19:17:20] <janrinok> anyone who knows his typing worked that out
[19:17:37] <nick> lol
[19:18:10] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes last night's shield episode then eyes his bed
[19:18:42] <cmn32480> ok kids
[19:18:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> decisions, decisions
[19:18:46] <cmn32480> I gotta get packed up
[19:19:00] <cmn32480> I will be back on Monday, or perhaps from the airplane.
[19:19:04] <janrinok> cmn32480: have a good break, and don't worry about us here, working...
[19:19:13] <cmn32480> I won'r
[19:19:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> /wabe
[19:19:37] <cmn32480> you guys keep the lights on... I'll sawoop in on monday and tell you what a mess you've made
[19:19:56] <janrinok> no change then
[19:20:20] <cmn32480> pretty much!
[19:20:33] <cmn32480> you guys be safe. I;ll be back online Monday
[19:20:35] <nick> enjoy cmn32480
[19:20:38] * nick hat tip
[19:20:44] <janrinok> my best to J, and you 3 have a good time
[19:21:02] <cmn32480> we will janrinok
[19:21:13] <cmn32480> take care guys
[19:21:36] * janrinok wonders if he is waiting for us to cry or something...
[19:22:11] <cmn32480> I'll be sure to think of you all when I'm riding the roller coasters
[19:22:30] <cmn32480> laters
[19:22:32] <janrinok> I knew you wouldn't have gone
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[19:23:44] <janrinok> time for me to go too. See you all tomorrow
[19:24:01] <nick> take care
[19:24:05] * nick another hat tip
[19:24:06] <janrinok> you too nick
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[19:57:33] <paulej72> how abour mainkg piss dirnkable, I know budwiser can't do it.
[20:06:31] <Gravis> paulej72: one of the issues there is all the drugs/chemicals that get flushed.
[20:06:44] <Gravis> paulej72: we need a better filtering system than we have to get rid of those
[20:07:17] <Gravis> paulej72: you know... unless you wanted everyone to have even higher levels of estrogen
[20:07:40] <fliptop> Gravis: doesn't every WWTP already do that?
[20:07:52] <Gravis> wwtp?
[20:08:01] <fliptop> waste water treatment plant
[20:09:23] <Gravis> fliptop: no
[20:10:01] <fliptop> Gravis: well maybe not directly, but enough so it can be discharged and treated later for drinking
[20:10:12] <Gravis> fliptop: no
[20:10:24] <Gravis> fliptop: very few places recycle water
[20:11:02] <fliptop> Gravis: i live on a river and every town has a WWTP that does what i just described
[20:12:05] <Gravis> fliptop: perhaps for discharging the water but not recycling it
[20:12:21] <fliptop> Gravis: well we're not exactly on the space station or anything...
[20:13:06] <fliptop> Gravis: and how is it not recycling anyway? any town down river that uses it for drinking is surely treating someone else's effluent
[20:13:12] <Gravis> fliptop: yeah... well the filtering for discharge water is much less than anything else
[20:13:59] <Gravis> fliptop: you are still going to have massively raised levels of estrogen
[20:15:14] <fliptop> Gravis: and there's always this:
[20:15:16] <fliptop> http://www.whsv.com
[20:15:17] <Barrabot> ^ 03Raw Sewage from WV City Stops Flowing into River
[20:15:42] <Gravis> dont think i want to click that link
[20:15:43] <fliptop> who knows where else that's still happening...
[20:17:10] <Gravis> fliptop: the bottom line is that we have not built good enough treatment plants to filter out the barrage of chemicals being flushed.
[20:19:48] <fliptop> Gravis: good point. if the BOD is low it's good to go
[20:20:20] <Gravis> BOD?
[20:20:37] <fliptop> biological oxygen demand, it's supposed to be below 5mg/l iirc
[20:21:21] <fliptop> that's all they really care about, besides turbidity and particulates and anything that makes what's being discharged look nasty.
[20:21:28] <Gravis> why would you assume anyone knew what BOD was? -_-
[20:22:44] <fliptop> my bad
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[20:24:41] <Gravis> fliptop: well hopefully you learned something about how poor our water cycle is
[20:25:14] <fliptop> Gravis: and you about environmental engineering
[20:27:31] <Gravis> yeah, we suck at it... still.
[20:29:51] <fliptop> Gravis: i think we're doing pretty good, i mean, when was the last cholera outbreak?
[20:30:38] <Gravis> umm... https://en.wikipedia.org
[20:30:38] <Barrabot> ^ 03Wiki: Cholera outbreaks and pandemics ( https://en.wikipedia.org )
[20:32:23] <Gravis> in the US: around 1993
[20:33:22] <Gravis> however, disease control and environmental engineering are not the same thing
[20:33:35] <Gravis> the most basic sanitation can prevent disease
[20:35:57] <Gravis> with some notable exceptions like measles
[20:36:16] <Gravis> that one is a motherfucker.
[20:39:24] <fliptop> Gravis: gotta jet, the woods are a callin', the leaves are a fallin', think i'll try for a couple of squirrels. pleasure chatting w/ ya
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[21:21:57] <crutchy> Gravis, whats really amazing is how shit treatment plants don't stink
[21:22:23] * crutchy has been to a few
[21:23:48] <crutchy> actually i have nfi how they dont stink. maybe something to do with all the air they pump through it
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[23:31:35] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:31:37] <Barrabot> ^ 03US astronomer resigns over sexual harassment claims - BBC News
[23:31:57] <takyon> he just wanted to see uranus
[23:33:13] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:33:14] <Barrabot> ^ 03Netflix adds 3.6m subscribers between July and September - BBC News
[23:33:27] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:33:27] <Barrabot> ^ 03Tesla launches 'autopilot' update but urges caution - BBC News
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[23:34:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't know what all this excitement is about auto-driving cars; isn't that what cruise control is all about? Push the button and then take a nap, that's what I've been doing for years!
[23:35:51] <SpallsHurgenson> and other than all those daily accidents, it's worked like a charm!
[23:35:56] <takyon> good one
[23:35:56] <BadCoderFinger> So do the rush hour drivers. I call them valium zombies.
[23:36:39] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:36:41] <Barrabot> ^ 03The place where wolves could soon return - BBC News
[23:38:54] <SpallsHurgenson> poor wolves; forced to eat scottish food. that's just cruel.
[23:39:12] <BadCoderFinger> Most of them seem to like haggis...
[23:39:31] <BadCoderFinger> Except the vegan wolves. But then they move to Wales instead.
[23:40:17] <SpallsHurgenson> haggis is why wolves lick their balls; they need to get that nasty taste out of their mouths :)
[23:40:53] <BadCoderFinger> Well, yes. But they still eat haggis.
[23:41:16] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it's either that or hairy scottsmen :)
[23:41:21] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:41:22] <Barrabot> ^ 03Shocker: Net anarchist builds sneaky 220v USB stick that fries laptops • The Register
[23:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, saw that yesterday. just a voltage multiplier really but pretty evil for all the simplicity.
[23:43:30] <takyon> it's the ultimate lesson
[23:43:51] <takyon> every hacker should have a couple laying around the house
[23:44:03] <takyon> so when they get cuffed the feds will bust a couple of computers trying to read them
[23:44:33] <takyon> just use a gel pen to label it "CP"
[23:45:39] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:45:40] <Barrabot> ^ 03US Navy grabs old-fashioned sextants amid hacker attack fears • The Register
[23:46:17] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody labels their illegal porn stash like that. label it something really innocuous and boring - 1'987 tax records', for instance - so they'll NOW it is something REALLY bad :)
[23:46:25] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> know.
[23:51:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woman Arrested After Drunken Driving, Streaming Live Video on Periscope - http://sylnt.us - what-a-dumbass
[23:51:46] <SpallsHurgenson> that story annoys me; it's EVERYWHERE
[23:52:07] <SpallsHurgenson> we don't need to reward stupidity like that
[23:59:08] <SpallsHurgenson> well, unless its me being that stupid. Then I want my just rewards! :)