#Soylent | Logs for 2015-10-01

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[01:11:55] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[01:12:16] <cmn32480> what's up BadCoderFinger
[01:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Graphene Keeping It Cool In Electronics - http://sylnt.us - yet-another-graphene-article
[01:18:47] <Someone> eep! peoples!
[01:19:44] <BadCoderFinger> How are you guys?
[01:22:29] <Someone> please, let me pull something on; you caught me with my unmentionables hanging out
[01:22:58] * Someone puts on a pair of gloves. "There, much better"
[01:24:29] <BadCoderFinger> I'm scarred!
[01:25:21] <BadCoderFinger> Someone is not right.
[01:26:01] <Someone> someone? oh, right
[01:26:04] <Someone> PRESTO CHANGO!
[01:26:11] Someone is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:26:13] <BadCoderFinger> Heh.
[01:26:21] <BadCoderFinger> How are you, Spalls?
[01:26:33] <BadCoderFinger> Besides gloved and pantless?
[01:26:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I am reading the Doom comic, which is quite possibly the greatest piece of literature of the 20th Century
[01:27:24] <BadCoderFinger> I reserve the right to withhold judgement on that front.
[01:27:52] * Deucalion looks on ominously
[01:29:15] <SpallsHurgenson> the author has a way with words that will truly make you reconsider your view of the world
[01:32:20] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... I'm on IRC and I just saw a commercial for a new Tony Hawk game and an X-Files miniseries. Obviously my time-machine worked and I'm back in the 1990s
[01:32:20] <BadCoderFinger> Careful, I sense sarcasm...
[01:33:04] <SpallsHurgenson> but how can I be sure? if only there were some sort of scandal involving a Clinton...
[01:57:19] <Deucalion> Why not to get drawn into being over confident in survival / stealth type games... guy chases a pheasant ends up eaten by a sea beast.... https://www.youtube.com
[01:57:20] <Schwifty> ^ 03Sir, You Are Being Hunted - Part 86: Into The Sea Beast's Trap - YouTube
[02:05:19] <Deucalion> So much tunnel vision on the pheasant he YOLOs into the sea beast's realm not once, not twice... three times..... the ending is unsurprising :D
[02:28:37] <SirFinkus> I went crazy and got some habanero sculpin
[02:28:45] <SirFinkus> it works surprisingly well
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[02:40:32] <crutchy> !grab last 4 by SpallsHurgenson
[02:40:32] <Bender> I don't think that's a nick....
[02:41:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I could repeat it all for you :)
[02:41:53] <crutchy> actually the last 2 grabbed were classic :)
[02:42:17] <crutchy> whatever happened to ol' hillbags?
[02:42:32] <crutchy> she seems to have fallen off whatever wagon she was mooching from
[02:42:43] <crutchy> unless that was the intention all along
[02:43:21] <SpallsHurgenson> she and trump are getting engaged... they'll be back after the honeymoon
[02:44:06] <crutchy> fuck running the country if you can just scrape together a heap of donations and then fall out of favor with voters and keep track of the donations on her own server :p
[02:44:20] <crutchy> its genius!
[02:45:12] * crutchy starts a PAC for a new swimming pool... err... i mean "hopey changey"
[02:45:56] <BadCoderFinger> Heh! Where do we send donations?
[02:46:27] <crutchy> give them to the nearest drop bear
[02:46:49] <SirFinkus> it's a scam, he's not a natural born US citizen
[02:47:03] <crutchy> what! i resent that
[02:47:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NZ Lawyers Spent 29,334 Hours and $3m-plus Trying to Prosecute Kim Dotcom - http://sylnt.us - when-is-enough-enough
[02:47:15] <crutchy> i was born in hawaiiastan!
[02:47:15] <SirFinkus> I DEMAND THE LONG FORM
[02:48:42] <crutchy> my birth certificate was on my personal server i swear!
[02:48:49] <crutchy> the drop bears hacked it
[02:49:23] * crutchy points at TheMightyBuzzard
[02:49:35] <crutchy> it was running perl was the problem
[02:49:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[02:49:36] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[02:50:25] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, crutchy has seen the light!
[02:53:51] <JamesNZ> ;socialist SpallsHurgenson
[02:53:51] <MrPlow> SpallsHurgenson, you're a socialist!
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[02:55:57] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I didn't eat enough paint chips as a kid to become a libertarian
[02:56:38] * TheMightyBuzzard offers SpallsHurgenson some fresh, crispy paint chips
[02:58:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, i'm currently unemployed. please to be following your ideals and sending me half your paycheck.
[02:59:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll send it to The Government! Contact them for your share :)
[02:59:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, now neither of us will ever see a dime of it again
[02:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i wanted to go buy some nachos
[03:00:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> screw it, ima revolt against your socialist tyranny and go make my own nachos
[03:01:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> with blackjack and hookers
[03:01:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> or maybe just go to bed. yeah, i like that idea.
[03:13:20] <SpallsHurgenson> with blackjack and hookers?
[03:17:57] <SpallsHurgenson> in fact, forget the blackjack?
[03:21:07] <takyon> forget everything
[03:22:32] <SpallsHurgenson> huh? wha'? who are you? who am I? what is this place?
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[04:18:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Measuring the Working Man - http://sylnt.us - check-your-metrics
[05:04:40] <SirFinkus> it appears I missed an epic battle in the corner of my room
[05:04:48] <SirFinkus> david vs goliath
[05:06:54] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[05:06:58] <SirFinkus> david won
[05:07:18] <SirFinkus> idk how the pube got up there
[05:07:37] <SirFinkus> david looks about ready to burst though
[05:49:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Death in Athens: Did a Rogue NSA Operation Cause the Death of a Greek Telecom Employee? - http://sylnt.us - what-does-snowden-think
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[07:09:04] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, something for you: https://github.com
[07:09:05] <Schwifty> ^ 03illacceptanything/labyrinth at master · illacceptanything/illacceptanything · GitHub
[07:09:20] <crutchy> actually its probably more up Bytram|away's alley (cos its weird)
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[07:39:54] <Silverly_> crutchy, oh god i love it
[07:50:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Student Union Bans Free Tex-Mex Sombreros for Being "Racist" - http://sylnt.us - they-banned-a-straw-hat
[08:05:12] <crutchy> http://phys.org
[08:05:18] <Schwifty> ^ 03First optical rectenna—combined rectifier and antenna—converts light to DC current
[08:05:48] <crutchy> from the sci-fi-suppository dept.
[08:21:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Patreon Announces Security Breach - http://sylnt.us
[09:22:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Whatever Happened to the Molecular Computer? - http://sylnt.us - use-a-teeny-tiny-programming-language
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[10:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:41] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1687
[10:31:30] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:31:30] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1688
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[10:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, my folks female cat, in a fit of male cat envy, goes over and sprays the wall this morning
[10:47:43] <chromas> female cats aren't allowed to spray?
[10:48:03] * chromas 's female dog pees on things (outside)
[10:48:06] <chromas> signing the guestbook
[10:49:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, generally only male cats spray
[10:51:37] <crutchy> maybe its transgender?
[10:52:11] <crutchy> is it also an obama supporter?
[10:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably. it is a pretty big mooch.
[10:53:02] <chromas> pansexual
[10:53:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tesla's First SUV, the Model X, is Finally Hitting the Road - http://sylnt.us - If-you-have-to-ask-the-price...
[10:53:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> cats don't get to be transgender though. they don't wear clothes they can change and nobody is going to pay for an operation.
[10:54:17] <crutchy> but its an obama supporter, so healthcare is free :D
[10:54:17] <chromas> they don't need an operation. stop oppressing cats!
[10:54:54] <chromas> it's a duosexual boy cat in a cigendered girl cat's body
[10:55:39] <crutchy> its an asexual gojera cat
[10:55:40] <chromas> crutchy: not sure about that. can the cat prove it's an obama supporter? I need to see some long-form documentation
[10:55:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't stop oppressing a cat. they feel oppressed the entire time they're awake.
[10:55:56] <chromas> ah, so cats are sjws
[10:56:05] <crutchy> chromas, check out tmb's wall
[10:56:13] <crutchy> for the longform :p
[10:56:28] <chromas> ~define wall
[10:56:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> now if you were asking about her brother, i'd say yes, he's an obama supporter. he's black.
[10:56:54] * chromas follows tmb on fb
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[10:58:20] <crutchy> ~define facebook
[10:58:26] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03facebook: a stalkers dream come true
[10:58:26] <chromas> !define coalburning kitty
[10:58:47] <crutchy> hmm
[10:58:53] <crutchy> .macro
[10:58:54] <exec> 02 syntax to add: .macro <trigger> <chanlist> PRIVMSG|INTERNAL <command_template>
[10:58:54] <exec> 02 syntax to delete: .macro <trigger> -
[10:58:59] <chromas> nobody stalks me on fb :(
[10:59:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can't get stalked on FB unless you want to
[10:59:41] <crutchy> .macro !define * internal ~define %%trailing%%
[10:59:42] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "!define" and INTERNAL command template "~define %%trailing%%" saved
[10:59:55] <crutchy> !define facebook
[10:59:57] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03facebook: a stalkers dream come true
[11:00:04] <crutchy> :D
[11:00:17] <crutchy> macros++
[11:00:17] <Bender> karma - macros: 3
[11:00:21] <chromas> macros++
[11:00:21] <Bender> karma - macros: 4
[11:00:34] <chromas> it's what I get for using an obviously fake name
[11:01:04] <crutchy> miss lolita innocence?
[11:01:13] <chromas> shit
[11:01:18] * chromas changes fb profile name
[11:01:58] <chromas> hehe, I should give all my sockpuppets names like that
[11:02:05] <crutchy> lol
[11:02:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro .macro * internal .macro %%trailing%%
[11:02:23] * TheMightyBuzzard attempts to confuse the shit outa exec
[11:02:25] <chromas> Mrs Butterswat, Uncle Badtouch
[11:02:27] <crutchy> lol
[11:02:35] <crutchy> i thought of that :p
[11:04:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... think i'll drag another half hour's worth of ass today before i go fishing
[11:04:20] <crutchy> hmm. you might be able to confuse it by making a macro that calls itself
[11:04:29] <chromas> .macro !macro * internal !macro %%trailing%%
[11:04:30] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "!macro" and INTERNAL command template "!macro %%trailing%%" saved
[11:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:04:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> !macro moose
[11:05:23] * TheMightyBuzzard waits for exec's head to explode
[11:05:41] <crutchy> lol it seems to be working
[11:06:02] <crutchy> prolly wont explode though
[11:06:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm... can you macro up admin-only commands and make them regular person accessible?
[11:06:05] <chromas> cpu fan spin itself to pieces?
[11:06:22] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:06:23] <Schwifty> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/cmd.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[11:06:43] <chromas> .macro !quit * internal ~quit
[11:06:58] <chromas> or whatever other admin commands there may be
[11:07:06] * chromas wonders if that would work
[11:07:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> how bout overwriting?
[11:07:24] <crutchy> possibly
[11:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro ~weather * internal ~quit
[11:07:49] <crutchy> .macro ~q * privmsg ~say fuck you!
[11:08:11] <chromas> ~q
[11:08:21] <exec> 02 *** macro with command "~quit" not permitted
[11:08:23] <crutchy> lmao its still running the moose macro
[11:08:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> har!
[11:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> behold the mighty moose!
[11:08:47] <chromas> moose infiltration successful
[11:08:49] <crutchy> yeah i prolly should make a little test for that
[11:09:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't think of it as us being assholes. think of it as free debugging.
[11:09:33] <crutchy> prolly also doesn't help that there's a bunch of feed scripts running atm too
[11:09:41] <crutchy> tmb hell yeah :)
[11:09:49] <crutchy> testing++
[11:09:49] <Bender> karma - testing: 6
[11:09:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> testes++
[11:09:57] <Bender> karma - testes: 1
[11:10:17] <exec> 02 *** macro with command "~say fuck you!" not permitted
[11:10:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, that's wrong. there should be two.
[11:10:27] <crutchy> this could be interesting
[11:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> testes++
[11:10:29] <Bender> karma - testes: 2
[11:10:35] <crutchy> ~killall
[11:10:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:11:23] <crutchy> wow yeah i think its still catching up
[11:11:26] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (84.9 kb)
[11:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> eggsellent
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[11:11:46] <chromas> next we'll make it fork bomb
[11:12:10] <crutchy> i think chromas' ~q command finally went through :p
[11:12:18] <chromas> oops
[11:12:27] <chromas> I figured you were fixing it up
[11:12:41] <crutchy> heh. i'll add some checks in
[11:12:55] <crutchy> someone had to kill it :p
[11:14:09] <crutchy> actually i think i could have also stopped the looping macros by manually deleting them from the macros file
[11:14:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas cheating
[11:15:54] <crutchy> good thing about non-persistent scripts :p
[11:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should write in something where i can add commands to MrPlow from irc as well though
[11:16:27] <crutchy> you can join the wackery hackery fun then too :D
[11:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got the good sense not to expose it to anyone who's not me =P
[11:17:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's a million n one ways to break perl
[11:18:10] <crutchy> its a very humbling experience to build a bot that can run shell commands and to have some smartypants (chromas) cat a password file in the first couple of minutes :)
[11:18:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fork bombs, infinite loops, missing bloody punctuation...
[11:19:59] <crutchy> exec would be pretty shit for doing fork bombs, since it has antiflog and antiflood delays
[11:20:23] <crutchy> it just becomes unresponsive
[11:23:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[11:26:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i think i'll screw with MrPlow tomorrow or something. it's a fishing day.
[11:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://thehill.com
[11:27:41] <Schwifty> ^ 03Kimmel fools Hillary supporters into backing Trump’s tax plan | TheHill
[11:30:00] <crutchy> i think i fixeded it
[11:30:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
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[11:30:19] <crutchy> well, i had a go at fixing it :p
[11:30:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro ~weather * internal ~quit
[11:30:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:30:30] <exec> 03Jackson, TN, USA - currently 56°F, clear, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 85% - Thursday mostly sunny (52°F-74°F), Friday mostly cloudy (52°F-68°F), Saturday partly cloudy (51°F-63°F), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F-72°F)
[11:30:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> good good
[11:30:45] <crutchy> hmm.
[11:30:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro ~moose * internal ~squirrel
[11:30:58] <crutchy> hang on that should've worked
[11:31:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro ~squirrel * internal ~moose
[11:31:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~moose
[11:31:14] <crutchy> you don't gots permissions for setting them methinks
[11:31:17] <crutchy> sec
[11:31:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:31:49] <crutchy> there we go
[11:32:10] <crutchy> atm you should be able to override things like ~weather
[11:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> .macro ~weather * internal ~quit
[11:32:21] <crutchy> but i'll add a fix for that now
[11:32:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:32:27] <exec> 03Jackson, TN, USA - currently 56°F, clear, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 85% - Thursday mostly sunny (52°F-74°F), Friday mostly cloudy (52°F-68°F), Saturday partly cloudy (51°F-63°F), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F-72°F)
[11:32:31] <crutchy> :/
[11:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked my moose n squirrel sneakiness
[11:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather
[11:33:16] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. High around 75F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy skies in the morning will give way to cloudy skies during the afternoon. High 69F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
[11:33:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather 74872
[11:33:31] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms during the morning, with mostly cloudy skies this afternoon. High 71F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. High 72F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:33:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> niiiiice
[11:34:00] <crutchy> ~weather
[11:34:01] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 12°C, clear with periodic clouds, wind S at 8 km/h, humidity 88% - Thursday partly cloudy (9°C-23°C), Friday sunny (16°C-28°C), Saturday mostly sunny (16°C-29°C), Sunday partly cloudy (12°C-28°C)
[11:34:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i better get out there n get fishing soon then
[11:34:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather melbourne, vic
[11:34:30] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[11:34:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[11:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> you suckm MrPlow
[11:34:42] <crutchy> apparently it supposed to be 32 deg C here on monday
[11:34:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather melbourne, au
[11:34:47] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy. Lows overnight in the upper 40s. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 82F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:35:01] <crutchy> i can't even remember what 30+ deg feels like :/
[11:35:12] <crutchy> winter--
[11:35:12] <Bender> karma - winter: -3
[11:35:31] <chromas> ;weather city, state
[11:35:31] <MrPlow> Today: Rain. Becoming windy for the afternoon. High 73F. Winds NNE at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 100%. Rainfall near a half an inch. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph. Tomorrow: Rain and wind. High 74F. Winds NNE at 25 to 35 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Rainfall near a half an inch. Winds
[11:35:31] <MrPlow> ..could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
[11:35:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hadda put extra code in to make MrPlow not be playing with C and F both but it was worth it
[11:35:58] <crutchy> i think there's some way for scripts to get a list of registered aliases, but fiik what it is :<
[11:36:15] <chromas> F++
[11:36:15] <Bender> karma - f: 1
[11:36:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, funky. no idea how that worked
[11:37:14] <chromas> ;weather funky, chicken
[11:37:14] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[11:37:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't debug the weather script too much though or it goes over its api limit
[11:37:56] <chromas> aw
[11:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> wunderground are kinda bitches
[11:39:12] <crutchy> ~exec-list
[11:39:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, i think i may be the only human who has zero interest in human interest stories.
[11:39:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i may not be human
[11:39:35] <chromas> you should write about it
[11:39:41] <chromas> as a human interest story
[11:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should. the meta alone would be worth it.
[11:40:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> meta++
[11:40:49] <Bender> karma - meta: 2
[11:41:08] <crutchy> ah. ~exec-list is a reserved command with a #todo on it.
[11:41:26] <crutchy> but looks like i made a command to get alias list for the reader script
[11:41:36] <crutchy> yay for obscurity!
[11:42:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh mine's easy like that. all the volatile command names are the keys of a linked list
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[11:43:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> two values for each. seclev and a pointer to the sub to run for the command.
[11:44:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> also makes it really easy to check that you're not overwriting something
[11:45:42] <crutchy> fart
[11:46:59] <crutchy> exec just stores them in an array, but its a bit tricky for scripts since they're separate processes
[11:47:28] <crutchy> there's a few ways to do it though
[11:47:53] <crutchy> hmm actually i wonder if i made it accessible like a bucket
[11:56:05] <cmn32480> coffee++
[11:56:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1689
[11:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++ again
[11:57:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1690
[11:58:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause i got more coffee
[11:58:12] <cmn32480> just got my first cup of the day
[11:59:26] <crutchy> cmn32480, ooh that's the best one :)
[11:59:38] <cmn32480> always
[12:01:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i should add a syntax key so i can do a really easy help command
[12:01:23] <cmn32480> now I get to clear my backlog from traveling the last 3 days....
[12:01:28] <cmn32480> wheeeeee!
[12:02:04] * cmn32480 wonders if it is acceptable to jsut delete all the emails and start fresh...
[12:02:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i just hit select all and mark read
[12:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it was important, someone will start bitching soon enough
[12:02:51] <crutchy> cmn32480, only if its an "accident", like if you "accidentally" drop your pyewta into a swimming pool
[12:02:57] <crutchy> (it could happen to anyone)
[12:03:34] <cmn32480> so I have to drop the exchange server in a swimming pool?
[12:03:34] <crutchy> ~restart
[12:03:36] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (85.2 kb)
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[12:03:47] <cmn32480> hmmmm... that might be harder to expolain
[12:04:04] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure dropping exchange servers in swimming pools is common and understandable :p
[12:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be if i had to admin them
[12:04:52] <crutchy> do people still use exchange o.O
[12:05:15] <cmn32480> much of the corporate world still uses Exchange
[12:06:20] <crutchy> maybe i forgotted what exchange does, but i thought it was just a mail server
[12:06:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> aright, it's started raining. time to go fishing.
[12:06:31] <crutchy> haf fun :)
[12:07:27] <cmn32480> it is just a mail server, but it does all that nifty unified communications stuff
[12:13:17] <crutchy> i vaguely remember it was speshul somehow
[12:14:44] <crutchy> yay! chromas, i made a speshul reserved bucket to enable scripts to grab the alias array from the bot process :)
[12:15:10] <crutchy> (hopefully) no more overriding aliases with macros :p
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[12:17:16] <crutchy> .macro ~weather * internal ~rainbow fart
[12:17:18] <exec> 02 *** error: overriding existing aliases is not permitted
[12:17:22] <crutchy> :)
[12:17:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~rainbow double rainbow
[12:17:56] <exec> 00,06d00,04o00,07u00,08b00,09l00,12e00,02 00,06r00,04a00,07i00,08n00,09b00,12o00,02w
[12:18:10] <AndyTheAbsurd> wow that's ugly.
[12:18:16] <crutchy> lol
[12:20:01] <crutchy> reminds me of the starcraft opening cinematic
[12:20:08] <crutchy> "damn you're ugly"
[12:20:32] <crutchy> or was that from boodwar?
[12:20:36] <crutchy> i can't remember
[12:20:47] <crutchy> *broodwar
[12:22:42] <crutchy> .sn
[12:22:43] <exec> https://soylentnews.org
[12:24:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Plastic-Eating Worms May Offer Solution to Mounting Waste, Researchers Discover - http://sylnt.us - cup-to-cast
[12:24:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> I hardly remember any of the cinematics from either the original or Brood War
[12:25:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> just the Firebats "annoyed" sequence being "Need to know anything propane?" "Or propane accessories?"
[12:26:08] <AndyTheAbsurd> and that the grenade-launching motorbike units were only useful for like two missions before they got superseded by something much better.
[12:26:53] <crutchy> "dah nah nah nah nah.. dah nah nah nah nah.. i'm about ta drop the hammer.. and dispense some indiscriminate justice!"
[12:27:22] <crutchy> seige_tanks++ # except against zerg queens :/
[12:27:22] <Bender> karma - seige_tanks: 1
[12:27:59] <crutchy> those motorbike thingys are good for setting mines in choke points
[12:28:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> I want to say Vulture was the name of the unit?
[12:28:32] <crutchy> and with the speed upgrade its the best recon unit for anything but island maps
[12:28:35] <crutchy> yeah i think so
[12:28:46] <crutchy> lol been a while since i played sc
[12:28:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> Anyway, StarCraft was - still is - a great game.
[12:29:37] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram sir
[12:29:39] * exec accidentally cracks open a socket of pancakes for Bytram sir
[12:30:06] <crutchy> hmm
[12:31:13] <Bytram> socket? usually that's the place in which I insert a power cord.
[12:31:15] <Bytram> =)
[12:31:23] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram sir
[12:31:24] * exec suspiciously pours a buzz saw of g'day juice for Bytram
[12:31:27] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day
[12:31:29] <crutchy> heh that's better
[12:31:33] <Bytram> nodnod
[12:31:38] <crutchy> now it just takes the nick
[12:31:48] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:31:48] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1691
[12:31:49] <Bytram> !uid
[12:31:49] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5889, owned by emmaronton
[12:31:58] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[12:32:01] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 54°F, cloudy, wind N at 18 mph, humidity 77% - Thursday cloudy (49°F-59°F), Friday scattered showers (49°F-54°F), Saturday showers (53°F-55°F), Sunday cloudy (54°F-57°F)
[12:32:11] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:32:13] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 52°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 14 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday cloudy (42°F-64°F), Friday cloudy (41°F-59°F), Saturday partly cloudy (41°F-58°F), Sunday cloudy (45°F-59°F)
[12:32:17] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[12:32:19] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 45°F, cloudy, wind N at 12 mph, humidity 87% - Thursday partly cloudy (34°F-56°F), Friday mostly cloudy (33°F-51°F), Saturday partly cloudy (31°F-54°F), Sunday partly cloudy (36°F-58°F)
[12:32:22] <Bytram> ~weather rihad
[12:32:23] <crutchy> why is it that emmaronton sounds like something from a bot dictionary?
[12:32:23] <exec> 03Riyadh Saudi Arabia - currently 100°F, mostly sunny, wind SE at 8 mph, humidity 11% - Thursday clear (72°F-101°F), Friday sunny (73°F-100°F), Saturday sunny (72°F-101°F), Sunday sunny (74°F-104°F)
[12:32:32] <Bytram> ~weather baghdad
[12:32:34] <exec> 03Baghdad, Iraq - currently 100°F, partly cloudy, wind W at 2 mph, humidity 24% - Thursday clear (79°F-102°F), Friday sunny (79°F-109°F), Saturday mostly sunny (78°F-110°F), Sunday sunny (75°F-105°F)
[12:32:36] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[12:32:39] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -15°F, ice crystals, wind SE at 16 mph, humidity 64% - Thursday partly cloudy (-15°F-11°F), Friday mostly cloudy (-3°F-7°F), Saturday cloudy (6°F-17°F), Sunday cloudy (6°F-15°F)
[12:32:49] <crutchy> wtf "ice crystals"?
[12:33:23] <crutchy> maybe antarctica is full of drugged up penguins
[12:33:25] <Bytram> WOW! *above* zero degree Fahrenheit! First time I've seen *that* there!
[12:33:51] <crutchy> its starting to (finally) warm up down here
[12:34:09] <Bytram> hmmm, could be a mistake... normally temps are from low-to-high.
[12:34:28] <crutchy> forecast 32 deg C here on monday :)
[12:34:41] <crutchy> where's the mistake?
[12:34:49] <crutchy> is there one that's arse about?
[12:35:25] <crutchy> maybe i need to replace the middle dash with a colon or summin
[12:35:35] <crutchy> cos its confusing with negative temps
[12:36:52] <Bytram> well, in most cases it *does* show correctly
[12:36:52] <crutchy> ~weather mcmurdo
[12:37:04] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -26°C, ice crystals, wind SE at 26 km/h, humidity 64% - Thursday partly cloudy (-26°C:-12°C), Friday mostly cloudy (-19°C:-14°C), Saturday cloudy (-14°C:-8°C), Sunday cloudy (-14°C:-9°C)
[12:37:21] <Bytram> ~weather mcmurdo
[12:37:22] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -15°F, ice crystals, wind SE at 16 mph, humidity 64% - Thursday partly cloudy (-15°F:11°F), Friday mostly cloudy (-3°F:7°F), Saturday cloudy (6°F:17°F), Sunday cloudy (6°F:15°F)
[12:38:04] <Bytram> all of the Celcius temps show low-to-high, farenheit are same except for last two entries
[12:38:16] <Bytram> looks like a leading minus-sign got chopped.
[12:39:17] <Bytram> except, now, *both* of the last two days' temps seem to be missing their minus signs.
[12:39:45] <crutchy> .convert -14 C F
[12:39:54] <crutchy> ~convert -14 C F
[12:39:55] <exec> 03-14°C = 6.8°F
[12:40:16] <crutchy> seems about right (notwithstanding rounding error)
[12:40:28] <Bytram> hrm... might have got that wrong... lemme check something... brb
[12:42:18] <crutchy> .macro .convert #Soylent,#,#test INTERNAL ~convert %%trailing%%
[12:42:19] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".convert" and INTERNAL command template "~convert %%trailing%%" saved
[12:42:26] <crutchy> .convert -14 C F
[12:42:27] <exec> 03-14°C = 6.8°F
[12:42:34] <crutchy> thas betterer
[12:42:51] <crutchy> hard to remember commands
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[12:45:51] <Bytram> yep, my bad. I double checked and the F temps were correct. So Sorry!
[12:46:41] <crutchy> lol no need to be sorry :)
[12:46:51] <crutchy> certainly wasn't going to keep me up at night
[12:47:01] <crutchy> well, maybe it would have :p
[12:47:14] <crutchy> a bug must be squashed :D
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[15:26:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TechDirt: Set a Cookie and Turn Off Our Ads - http://sylnt.us - way-ahead-of-you
[15:30:23] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[15:30:24] <Schwifty> ^ 03World headed for 2.7 Celsius warming: analysis
[16:25:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> is it time for me to get my home put up on concrete pylons yet?
[16:26:06] <cmn32480> yes... or pontoons
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[19:47:02] <Techwolf> Just a ping, i'me sure you be getting it sometime if you use AdBlock. The comany was just sold off and now allows the convertizial paid whitelisted ads from Adblock Plus.
[19:48:32] <chromas> Oh yeah; I forgot about original AdBlock
[19:48:41] <chromas> at least there's still AdBlock Edge
[19:48:52] <Techwolf> For chromium?
[19:49:03] <Techwolf> I don't use chrome, I build from source.
[19:49:06] <chromas> oh, I dunno about chromium
[19:50:12] <chromas> You could try Opera; it's like chrome too now, without the source :)
[19:50:31] <Techwolf> I got the popup tab 30 minutes ago and submitted a story. Little bit peeved off now. Adblock is supposed to be an open project...but I guess now.
[19:50:43] <Techwolf> Gentoo user here.
[19:51:14] <Techwolf> blah.....typo....guess NOT now.
[19:55:46] <Techwolf> I just looked at ublock....
[20:11:02] <chromas> https://www.getshine.com
[20:11:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Shine Technologies
[20:11:26] <chromas> Looks like some carriers don't care for ads on their networks now
[20:13:25] <Techwolf> Oh wow...I w0onder if I can append my story submission....
[20:23:02] <Techwolf> I did some digging, uBlock was taken over by a "scammer", so it was forked by the ornigle creater and is now uBlock Origain.
[20:30:56] <SirFinkus> great, my shitty soldering iron broke midway through installing a new pickup
[20:33:25] <SirFinkus> where the fuck am I going to buy a soldering iron in town?
[20:33:50] <chromas> Soldering Irons & More
[20:35:02] <SirFinkus> https://www.fredmeyer.com
[20:35:03] <Schwifty> ^ 03Search Results
[20:35:09] <SirFinkus> here are my choices apparently
[20:35:12] <SirFinkus> doesn't look good
[20:36:51] <SirFinkus> oh, home depot has them
[20:37:12] <SirFinkus> am I doomed to have a shitty iron if I only spend $20?
[20:37:20] <SirFinkus> I only use the damn thing 3 times a year
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[20:56:39] <cmn32480> Radio Shack?
[20:56:49] <cmn32480> sirfinkus ^^
[20:58:12] <cmn32480> Techwolf - I see it. Will set it to run in the morning. Probably Prime Time Eastern as it is worth making sure it gets seen
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[21:10:04] <nick> decided my 'new' laptop should be a linux machine, currently using mint. guessing that is uncool?
[21:16:02] <chromas> depends on your de of choice
[21:16:14] <chromas> if you're using guhnome 3 then we'll have to ostracize you
[21:18:05] <nick> i dont like whatever this is, i have been known to use xfce and lxde
[21:21:41] <Techwolf> I use Gentoo and recommend Mint for anyone that asks me.
[21:22:03] <Techwolf> Although I heared of a mint fork that supposed to be better.
[21:23:13] <nick> i guess it was about time that happened
[21:25:56] <Techwolf> cmn32480 - The link was the first/best one I found when I went digging to find out more about that popup I got. I was literlly, WTH!?!?! How did AdBlock Plus take over AdBlock, at first I though it was an Adblock Plus bug in AdBlock displaying Adblock Plus news ment for Adblock Plus, not AdBlock.
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[21:30:49] <nick> using xfce now, feeling better.
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[21:41:18] <SirFinkus> thought radio shack was out of business
[21:41:23] <SirFinkus> anyway, I got something
[21:42:34] <SirFinkus> not a ton of choices, but I hope it works
[21:42:44] <nick> what did you get?
[21:43:02] <SirFinkus> 25 watt weller thign
[21:44:32] <nick> soldering iron?
[21:44:37] <SirFinkus> yes
[21:45:10] <nick> never been a fan of soldering, but sometimes it must be done
[22:21:50] <SirFinkus> this is a 3 handed job
[22:21:53] <SirFinkus> motherfucker
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[22:53:18] <takyon> g
[23:14:57] <crutchy> this looks cool
[23:14:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:14:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Techmology! - YouTube
[23:17:56] <crutchy> perspective pixel looks pretty cool'ish
[23:18:09] <crutchy> microsoft should stick to doing cool stuff rather than shit stuff
[23:21:00] <crutchy> WOOOOOWW!!!
[23:21:07] <crutchy> i fkin want one of these!
[23:21:08] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:21:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03Touch DJ mixer - YouTube
[23:29:13] <crutchy> when one holodesk isn't enough... try two :)
[23:29:14] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:29:15] <Schwifty> ^ 03Tom Trautsch performing with his two Holodesk's - YouTube
[23:34:55] <swiss> https://youtu.be and people ask me why i'm against "i stand with ahmed"
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[23:34:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03I built more stuff that's very complicated like...CPUs and soldering them - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[23:36:33] <takyon> http://news.softpedia.com
[23:36:34] <Schwifty> ^ 03LeTV Le Max 2 Tipped to Arrive with Snapdragon 820, Whooping 6GB of RAM - Softpedia
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[23:40:33] * SpallsHurgenson watches the holodesk video
[23:41:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I get obsessed trying to keep my tablet clean, and that only takes a few seconds to wipe. I'd lose hours every day scrubbing fingerprints off that thing
[23:41:07] <crutchy> i think i want three holodesks
[23:41:43] <crutchy> people would probably still pay to see dj's scrubbing fingerprints off these things
[23:42:01] <SpallsHurgenson> now me, this is what /I/ want ;-) http://www.dailydot.com
[23:42:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Dungeons and Dragons comes to life on digital maps
[23:42:25] <crutchy> as long as they wear a mouse head while they scrub its aaaaaaall good :p
[23:42:48] <SpallsHurgenson> god I hope we are talking a mask of some sort and not, you know, a real mouse's head
[23:43:08] * SpallsHurgenson isn't into the DJ scene so I have no idea what goes on there nowadays :)
[23:43:11] <crutchy> i'm not sure. i think deadmou5 might actually be a real mouse
[23:43:44] * SpallsHurgenson googles
[23:44:03] <crutchy> when i read that i always think "poor guy he tried to make a hotmail account with username 'deadmous' but it was taken"
[23:44:05] <SpallsHurgenson> oh god
[23:44:18] <SpallsHurgenson> what happened to djs who played real - and GOOD - music?
[23:44:31] <crutchy> i don't think they've been invented yet
[23:45:13] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, they were around in the 70s
[23:46:07] <crutchy> people didn't come to see dj's in the 70's... they just came to smoke pot while listening to the bee gees
[23:46:27] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:46:27] <Schwifty> ^ 03Micron To Begin Shipping Products With TLC NAND This Quarter
[23:46:28] <crutchy> while groping some random tit
[23:46:28] <SpallsHurgenson> right, good music! :)
[23:48:49] * SpallsHurgenson is strangely disinterested in memory and CPU developments these days...
[23:49:06] <SpallsHurgenson> ... things are fast enough for most uses, far as I'm concerned
[23:49:51] <chromas> it's not fast enough until I can have little tron people inside
[23:50:00] <crutchy> lol
[23:50:29] * crutchy is watching camp lakebottom
[23:50:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I never could enjoy those movies either... my brain tried to logic out what the hell everything in the computer was supposed to represent
[23:50:48] <crutchy> they lost gretchen to "the dork side" lmao
[23:50:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and how the hell a BIT could talk :)
[23:51:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I don't care that all it could say was YES or NO (both of which take more than 1-bit to store too)... how the hell could it UNDERSTAND anything? :)
[23:52:06] <SpallsHurgenson> it doesn't have memory for context!!!!
[23:52:19] <SpallsHurgenson> ARGH!
[23:52:45] <SpallsHurgenson> (this is why I'm not allowed to watch Tron anymore :)
[23:53:34] <SpallsHurgenson> wow... how bad does a patent have to be that it gets thrown out of East Texas? http://arstechnica.com
[23:53:35] <Schwifty> ^ 03East Texas judge throws out 168 patent cases in one fell swoop | Ars Technica
[23:54:21] <SpallsHurgenson> that's like the Nazis saying you're too Arayan or something
[23:54:31] <crutchy> aren't they all shit?
[23:55:17] <SpallsHurgenson> which, patents, East Texans or Nazis?
[23:55:46] <crutchy> take your pick
[23:55:53] <nick> judge had better things to do than deal with 168 patents in one case
[23:56:00] <nick> too much like hard work?
[23:56:03] <crutchy> they should be suing the US
[23:56:08] <crutchy> USPTO
[23:56:21] <SpallsHurgenson> he tossed one patent; all the cases revolved around it
[23:56:43] <crutchy> for issuing stupid patents and costing taxpayers millions of dollars for nothing
[23:56:46] <SpallsHurgenson> they can't sue the US until the TPP gets passed
[23:57:04] <SpallsHurgenson> you know, with that useful "interferes with our making a profit" clause :)
[23:57:04] <crutchy> lol i hit enter by mistake cos i was holding an icypole :p
[23:57:29] <SpallsHurgenson> weather warsaw
[23:57:35] <SpallsHurgenson> !weather warsaw
[23:58:07] <SpallsHurgenson> stupid bot, you are interfering with my ability to make a lame joke about how the Pole can't be that icy...
[23:58:26] <crutchy> i think a lot of companies abuse patents as a way of protecting themselves from patent trolls. even linux and the EFF or whatever the alliance thingy is called has had to buy up heaps of patents to protect linux from trolls
[23:58:41] <crutchy> the USPTO basically created the patent troll industry :/
[23:58:53] <nick> creating jobs
[23:59:15] <crutchy> just like tax collectors :)
[23:59:34] <crutchy> if only we had communism... then everyone would have a job
[23:59:38] <nick> well think of all the financial services professionals that exist because of tax collectors
[23:59:57] <nick> all the 'investment' created