#Soylent | Logs for 2015-09-23
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[00:09:26] <takyon> i thought it was just intimidation
[00:09:29] <takyon> i'll have to read that
[00:10:42] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[00:10:43] <Schwifty> ^ 03Microsoft Office 2016 Is Released Worldwide Today
[00:11:07] <BadCoderFinger> And the countdown to human extinction begins...
[00:26:19] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:26:20] <Schwifty> ^ 03Pope Francis' first act in America: Halt iPhone 6S, 6S Plus deliveries • The Register
[00:34:53] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[00:34:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03How not to die while taking a selfie - MarketWatch
[00:35:21] <takyon> Conde Nast has made a splash by reporting that more people have died taking selfies this year than have died in shark attacks.
[00:37:50] <SirFinkus> but if you die when you're taking a selfie, you're guaranteed to go viral
[00:41:12] <BadCoderFinger> Hrm, if I have the chance to plan it, then...
[00:42:37] <takyon> you better periscope it instead. better chance of getting it out there
[00:43:12] <takyon> I wonder if there is a periscope tag on liveleak
[00:43:37] <BadCoderFinger> We could make millions selling a periscope selfie stick.
[00:44:54] <takyon> optimized for live broadcasting with motion stabilization
[00:46:58] <BadCoderFinger> Yep, rolling in money.
[00:47:07] <BadCoderFinger> We should make a kickstarter!
[00:47:20] <BadCoderFinger> That way, we never have to actually deliver.
[00:47:28] <BadCoderFinger> Just some nice photoshops.
[00:48:25] <takyon> you need a slick video
[00:48:32] <takyon> filmed with a go pro tied to a branch
[00:49:49] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, for contrast.
[00:50:04] <BadCoderFinger> Then mounted on a tripod, but we _say_ it's our product.
[00:50:22] <BadCoderFinger> Oh, and the camera shake is "added digitally later!"
[01:00:15] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[01:00:16] <Schwifty> ^ 03Here’s who forked over millions to the groups backing Scott Walker and Rick Perry - MarketWatch
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[01:09:15] <takyon> https://theintercept.com
[01:09:16] <Schwifty> ^ 03China Pressures U.S. Companies to Buckle on Strong Encryption and Surveillance
[01:15:40] <BadCoderFinger> There's nothing to do but sit back and watch that battle play out.
[01:18:05] <takyon> just leave the cloud alone
[01:18:12] <takyon> get hacked at home
[01:20:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Dialog Semiconductor to Acquire Atmel for $4.6B - http://sylnt.us - fewer-and-fewer-vendors
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[01:57:36] * SirFinkus is listening to Gargoyle — Destroy, from the album 禊
[01:57:38] <SirFinkus> aww yeah
[01:57:56] <SirFinkus> Japanese Slayer
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[02:02:32] <takyon> hurg
[02:03:21] <SirFinkus> gruh
[02:03:42] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:03:44] <Schwifty> ^ 03Early Apple computer fails to sell - BBC News
[02:05:24] <SpallsHurgenson> mfreg
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[02:07:15] <SpallsHurgenson> cheese it, it's the cops!
[02:13:37] <takyon> breaking news added
[02:13:39] <takyon> live now
[02:18:12] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:18:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03Scots 'have 421 words' for snow - BBC News
[02:18:17] <SpallsHurgenson> well if its breaking, fix it!
[02:19:38] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[02:19:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Daraprim Price Lowered in Response to Outrage 04(0 comments)
[02:20:20] <SpallsHurgenson> but... but... I just sold my kidney to afford a full course of pills!
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[02:21:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Daraprim Price Lowered in Response to Outrage - http://sylnt.us
[02:21:56] * SpallsHurgenson wonders what to do with the $60,000 now
[02:22:21] <takyon> start making drugs
[02:22:32] <SpallsHurgenson> which is $10,000 more than I got for my last kidney!
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[02:32:57] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:32:58] <Schwifty> ^ 033D printed tech to steer Bloodhound Super-Sonic Car - BBC News
[02:35:53] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:35:54] <Schwifty> ^ 03'Putin's ex-banker' files $12bn Russian compensation claim - BBC News
[02:37:45] <SpallsHurgenson> why am I reminded of that quote from batman: "Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands; and your plan, is to *blackmail* this person?"
[02:39:33] <takyon> I'm not sure this counts as blackmail
[02:39:54] <takyon> ideally, the UN would freeze Russian (Putin) assets and give it to this guy, if they found in favor of him
[02:40:03] <takyon> fat chance of that though
[02:50:18] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but putin never struck me as the sort of guy who looked favorably on this sort of greed (at least, not when used against him and his), regardless of the chance of success.
[02:51:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physicists Break Distance Record for Quantum Teleportation - http://sylnt.us - a-little-light-reading
[03:02:57] <takyon> they had a falling out whatever that means
[03:03:09] <takyon> when you fall out of favor with the Czar, you're done for
[04:00:32] * SpallsHurgenson tries to think of something witty to say
[04:05:20] <Gravis> takyon: hello friend
[04:06:02] <Gravis> takyon: would you like some non-poisoned ice cream that i totally didn't poison?
[04:08:42] <Gravis> takyon: it's ok if you don't, i wont shoot you with a poison dart because i'm not trying to poison you.
[04:22:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Europe Isn't Creating Any Googles or Facebooks - http://sylnt.us - go-where-the-money-is
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[06:24:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Study: US Puts Twice As Much Trash in Landfills Than Thought - http://sylnt.us - the-study-might-be-garbage
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[07:25:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Daraprim Price Lowered in Response to Outrage - http://sylnt.us || Apple Commits to 'Titan' Electric Car Project - http://sylnt.us - will-it-run-android
[07:28:17] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[08:56:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - JavaScript Attack Targets 4/8chan - http://sylnt.us - another-reason-to-turn-off-javascript
[09:40:37] <crutchy> Bender, s/turn-off-javascript/not-use-4/8chan/
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[10:26:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:26:31] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1671
[10:27:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Delayed Remembering': Kids Can Remember Tomorrow What They Forgot Today - http://sylnt.us - what-was-i-doing-again
[10:27:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://torrentfreak.com
[10:27:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03"Happy Birthday" Enters Public Domain, Judge Rules Copyright Invalid - TorrentFreak ( https://torrentfreak.com )
[10:30:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bleh, someone beat me to it
[10:49:07] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: I can but try :)
[10:49:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'cause you're a brit and got natural TARDIS affinity and thus get to live in the future.
[10:50:41] <janrinok> our own story on it goes out in a few hours time
[10:51:01] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: how's the fishing going?
[10:51:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, s'what i meant
[10:51:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> struck out yesterday cept non-keepers. niiiice catfish the day before.
[10:51:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> so mixed bag
[10:51:49] <janrinok> are you having a bit of a holiday or keeping yourself busy?
[10:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> both-ish if you count fishing as busy.
[10:52:21] <janrinok> lol - hope you have more success next time
[10:52:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> same same. heading out in 10-20 to give it another shot.
[10:53:06] <janrinok> sounds like you've got the bait correct, just need a bit of luck now
[10:54:09] <janrinok> anyway, time for my after lunch nap - have a good one TMB
[10:54:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> enjoy
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[11:52:18] <crutchy> has the xml feed had a brainfart again?
[11:52:30] <crutchy> or is everyone asleep?
[12:15:09] <cmn32480> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:15:18] <cmn32480> crutchy^^
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[12:29:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rise of Bigorexia: Men Excessively Lifting Weights - http://sylnt.us - i-pick-things-up-i-put-them-down
[12:59:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Congress Wants to Allow Europeans to Sue US Over Spying. What's Next? - http://sylnt.us - suits
[13:02:34] <Bytram> !uid
[13:02:34] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5882, owned by hackerparticule
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[14:00:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Buyers of Hit 'Emotional Robot,' Pepper, Sign Contract Vowing to Not Have Sex With It - http://sylnt.us - this-is-just-freaking-weird
[15:31:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Happy Birthday Not Copyrighted, Court Rules - http://sylnt.us - a-win-for-commonsense
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[17:02:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physicists Determine 3-D Positions of Individual Atoms for the First Time - http://sylnt.us - still-can't-find-my-contact-lens
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[19:34:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Volkswagen Sets Aside 6.5 Billion Euros for Fines and Recalls - http://sylnt.us - anyone-else?
[20:35:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Delicately Opening a Band Gap in Graphene Enables High-Performance Transistors - http://sylnt.us - a-little-dope-here,-a-little-dope-there
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[21:32:56] <SirFinkus> what's the point of showing ink samples of a pen if you use an instragram filter?
[21:33:03] <SirFinkus> stupid jetpens
[21:34:27] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com image in question
[21:37:13] <takyon> i dont know about an instagram filter
[21:37:23] <takyon> but I use flux and part of my laptop screen is dead
[21:37:30] <takyon> might as well be colorblind at this point
[21:52:24] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[21:52:25] <Schwifty> ^ 03Facebook Launches 360-Degree Video Support -- With Content
[22:06:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Day, Another Big Fat Data Breach (Canadian Version) - http://sylnt.us - 'but-don't-worry"
[22:08:52] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[22:08:53] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: Spacex Heavy capable of sending a Dragon V2 capsule to Europa
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[22:50:48] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[22:50:48] <Schwifty> ^ 03Revealed: Why Amazon, Netflix, Tinder, Airbnb and co plunged offline • The Register
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[23:37:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Light-based Memory Chip is the First Ever to Store Data Permanently - http://sylnt.us - will-it-help-me-to-remember?