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[23:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup fellas
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[23:47:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Department of Justice Finally Does Its Homework, Scientist Cleared of Espionage - http://sylnt.us - ready-shoot-aim-oops
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[19:44:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Could we Terraform the Sun? - http://sylnt.us - Hey!-Who-turned-out-the-lights?
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[17:54:04] <SirFinkus> so I doubt it
[17:53:57] <SirFinkus> not using an emulator
[17:53:47] <chromas> does the dreamcast emulator have a built-in editor?
[17:53:18] * SirFinkus gives no shits
[17:52:41] <chromas> quick, everyone, ostracize the apple user!
[17:52:31] <SirFinkus> I've never done this shit before, so I'm flying a little blind here
[17:52:04] <SirFinkus> yes
[17:51:29] <chromas> is that Hex Fiend?
[17:49:57] <SirFinkus> all this junk
[17:49:55] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:45:11] <SirFinkus> there's also something that looks suspiciously like a table of character names
[17:44:41] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm thinking so
[17:44:29] <chromas> maybe there's an index to all the strings, and it needs updating
[17:43:52] * SirFinkus pokes around the dreamcast disk
[17:43:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Smart Cells Teach Neurons Damaged by Parkinson's to Heal Themselves - http://sylnt.us - Flowers-for-Algernon
[17:43:17] * chromas blames apple
[17:33:32] <SirFinkus> I have my suspicions though
[17:33:09] <SirFinkus> that I haven't figured out yet
[17:33:01] <SirFinkus> I think it does some kind of checksumming or maybe timing information
[17:32:31] <SirFinkus> it fucks up if I add characters though, so I need to figure that part out
[17:30:00] <SirFinkus> totally unintentional
[17:29:50] <SirFinkus> teste
[17:29:48] <SirFinkus> hehe, I just realized
[17:29:27] <SirFinkus> guess it didn't nuke the local copy
[17:29:15] <SirFinkus> nevermind
[17:29:12] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:26:45] <SirFinkus> I'd show you a screenshot, but it was so neat it crashed valve's servers
[17:24:17] <SirFinkus> it werked
[17:24:11] <SirFinkus> I did it
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[16:54:44] <SirFinkus> reboot time
[16:52:51] <SirFinkus> picked even
[16:50:18] <SirFinkus> could they have chosen a worse hi light color?
[16:50:07] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[16:49:58] <chromas> but I suppose that defeats part of the purpose of a ramdisk
[16:49:45] <chromas> maybe a script to rsync between the ramdisk and a file during shutdown/boot
[16:48:35] <SirFinkus> good idea!
[16:47:51] * chromas blames systemd and microsoft
[16:47:43] <chromas> whoops
[16:46:24] <SirFinkus> lost all my changes
[16:46:19] <SirFinkus> "why isn't anything changing???" then I rebooted
[16:46:03] <SirFinkus> then stupid happened
[16:45:59] <SirFinkus> I made a copy to the ramdisk first
[16:45:53] <SirFinkus> nope, I was hex editing some grandia 2 files to see if I could edit the dialog
[16:42:36] <chromas> did you run out and have to swap
[16:38:27] * SirFinkus just had is AWESOME RAMDISK bite him in the ass
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[15:41:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Library Running Tor Exit Node Gets Visit from Cops; Takes it Down - http://sylnt.us - land-of-the-free-and-home-of-the-easily-coerced
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[14:27:25] <SirFinkus> bah, not on the west coast
[14:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta find me a sports streaming site to watch the OU/UT(enn) game on today
[14:21:17] <Schwifty> ^ 03SURGE
[14:21:17] <SirFinkus> http://www.surge.com
[14:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked it pretty good but didn't expect it to stick around
[14:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[14:20:59] <SirFinkus> yeah
[14:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, the soda?
[14:20:32] <SirFinkus> oh shit, surge is back
[13:54:13] <janrinok> I just have to be closer to them :)
[13:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lower pressure
[13:53:46] <janrinok> 'night crutchy
[13:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> never gonna happen if you're masturbating too often
[13:53:40] * exec dexterously blows a tinfoil hat of coffee at #Soylent
[13:53:39] <janrinok> that's what my sperm is meant to do, or so I thought
[13:53:38] <crutchy> ~g'night #Soylent
[13:53:22] <SirFinkus> well, if your sperm fly out an impregnate local women...
[13:53:08] <janrinok> I'm not sure how one masturbates 'too often' ...
[13:53:03] * SirFinkus isn't even sure what language it's in
[13:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think ima pass
[13:52:35] <janrinok> Ah, I understood it then...
[13:52:12] <SirFinkus> "A teenage rock musician masturbates gleefully and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido."
[13:51:27] <janrinok> SirFinkus: I've just watched that - and I'm not sure that I am any the wiser....
[13:09:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beware Vodafone's Draconian "Acceptable Use Policy" - http://sylnt.us - unacceptable-acceptable-use-policies
[13:01:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Sperm Trailer with English Sub title - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[13:01:53] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
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[11:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i wanna blow things up with my spaceship
[11:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could play some video games
[11:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> and by cartoons i mean anime.
[11:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is saturday morning, i suppose i could watch some cartoons.
[11:24:11] <chromas> the feeds are observing the sabbath
[11:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bleh, forgot it was the weekend for a minute. was wondering why most of my rss feeds weren't doing anything.
[11:22:29] <chromas> Mum Tries Out TempleOS: "On first impression, it looks like an early version of windows 8"
[11:18:42] <chromas> mulattos
[11:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you don't look very close. it's really black and light gray.
[11:14:33] <chromas> makes sense; pepper is black
[11:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's nothin ever worth readin in them
[11:13:15] <SirFinkus> he does like to pepper in nigger
[11:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i got youtube comments blocked
[11:12:58] <chromas> ah, the real brutality is in the comments
[11:12:48] <chromas> <Terry A Davis> I wrote a compiler, nigger. I am smarter than Linus. I wrote a kernel and compiler.
[11:08:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Doctors Without Borders: Snake Anti-Venom Crisis Awaits Africa - http://sylnt.us - this-bites
[11:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i mean my tag. would have been epic at the time.
[11:07:12] <SirFinkus> no fun if it isn't animated
[11:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should have gotten that tattooed on my deltoid
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[11:03:28] <SirFinkus> oh wait, that might have been hl2dm
[11:03:01] <SirFinkus> I had meatspin
[11:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> had one of them spray on the wall decals made up with a picture of a crowbar and the words "crowbar lovin" around it
[11:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> course in team fortress i liked the crowbar
[11:01:04] <SirFinkus> railgun was nice, but snarks would cause more rage online
[11:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked the railgun
[10:57:39] <SirFinkus> snarks were the best weapons in half life
[10:56:38] * SirFinkus likes snark
[10:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure i can write this summary without it being 90% snark
[10:56:01] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[10:49:07] <SirFinkus> m
[10:49:06] <SirFinkus> draw and quarter hi
[10:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> some bastard's been drinking my coffee. gotta go remedy that and have a smoke while i'm at it.
[10:46:18] <Schwifty> ^ 03LoseThos Operating System Demo V6.15 Part 1 - YouTube
[10:46:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com best overview I think
[10:45:41] <Bender> karma - dylsexia: 2
[10:45:41] <chromas> dylsexia++
[10:45:08] <Bender> karma - dyslexia: -1
[10:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyslexia--
[10:45:02] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 49
[10:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[10:44:55] <Bender> karma - bebws: 1
[10:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bebws++
[10:44:42] <chromas> .5x for bewbs
[10:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you meant the terry davis video
[10:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah, the boobs bounce weird when you do that
[10:43:51] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: load it up in vlc and set it to 2-speed
[10:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone who would try to write an OS is by definition mentally ill
[10:43:20] <SirFinkus> the design is interesting
[10:43:03] <SirFinkus> mentally ill guy wrote his own os
[10:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> internet videos are a waste of my time unless they have boobs
[10:42:49] <SirFinkus> he's pretty legit though
[10:42:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gave up after like 30s
[10:42:10] <chromas> too brutal; not sure if can keep watching
[10:41:59] <SirFinkus> omlette is pretty good, should have chosen a different meat
[10:40:31] <SirFinkus> we'll really know we've arrived when Terry Davis starts posting
[10:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, that fucker is 28m long
[10:39:00] <Schwifty> ^ 03Terry Davis' (TempleOS) Brutal Take-Down of Linus Torvalds - YouTube
[10:38:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like Labour is taking quite a bit of flack for running a slate of entirely straight white males
[10:37:05] <crutchy> ciri already invented that
[10:36:52] <chromas> out of random
[10:36:47] <chromas> a regex so powerful it makes internet peoples
[10:36:35] <SirFinkus> that's the Terry Davis approach
[10:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find it comforting to believe myself a little perl script and you lot are what i'm pulling from /dev/urandom
[10:36:01] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you should try the suppository. it's delicious
[10:34:52] * TheMightyBuzzard hides his stethoscope
[10:33:12] <SirFinkus> and the side effects of medications
[10:33:07] <SirFinkus> I think I'm sane, but I acknowledge that you all might be my nurses indulging my delusions
[10:33:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03HUMBLE PIE Black Coffee 1973 YouTube - YouTube
[10:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> exceedingly so
[10:32:32] <crutchy> and boring
[10:32:22] <crutchy> sanity is overrated
[10:31:19] <SirFinkus> the sane always claim sanity as well, so meh
[10:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, he deserved it
[10:28:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03JULIAN SMITH - Racist Coffee - YouTube
[10:28:12] <crutchy> heh i just pinged someone by accident :p
[10:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:27:44] <crutchy> coffee is above arti farty timewastery
[10:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, there are plenty of songs about booze but not that many about coffee. i find this to be an injustice.
[10:23:17] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:23:16] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:23:11] <exec> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[10:23:10] <crutchy> .flip
[10:22:43] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[10:22:13] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[10:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a burden being as smart as me
[10:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 70%, i'd say. beyond that they tend to start having a clue.
[10:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i wouldn't claim sanity. that's relative to the rest of humanity and most of them are idiots.
[10:19:18] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the mad always claim to be sane.
[10:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it takes several drinks to be able to tolerate this place like a normal human does.
[10:18:22] <crutchy> reality is more tolerable when distorted
[10:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh no, that's one of my biggest problems. i see things entirely too clearly.
[10:17:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only thing you have is a distorted perception of reality.
[10:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bear in mind we do have a pretty eclectic sense of humor around here as well
[10:17:17] <Gravis> if i could hide all the replies to ACs that were from non-ACs then it wouldn't be a problem
[10:16:40] <crutchy> browse at +1 and you'd prolly never see an AC again (except if they say something funny)
[10:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should browse above them then.
[10:15:24] <Gravis> crutchy: AC ability angers me because it allows unfettered trolling.
[10:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. and 1 is sort of penis-shaped so it could be penis envy as well.
[10:13:59] <exec> 021
[10:13:56] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=Anonymous Coward /uid
[10:13:31] <crutchy> hmm. maybe that's why gravis is so pissy about them... jealousy's a bitch
[10:13:11] <crutchy> Anonymous Coward has the best UID
[10:12:39] <SirFinkus> cheddar it is
[10:12:37] <SirFinkus> oh shit, forgot I bought awesome cheddar
[10:11:49] <exec> 02192
[10:11:46] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sir finkus /uid
[10:11:33] <exec> 02{ "uid" : "192" }
[10:11:30] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sir finkus
[10:11:24] <exec> 02{ "uid" : null }
[10:11:21] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sirfinkus
[10:10:55] <SirFinkus> delicious decisions
[10:10:36] <SirFinkus> provolone, or cheddar?
[10:10:25] <SirFinkus> haven't decided the cheese yet
[10:10:17] <SirFinkus> that and bacon
[10:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. my breakfast is in my cup already.
[10:09:52] <SirFinkus> never tried it in an omelette
[10:09:45] <SirFinkus> pepperoncini this time
[10:09:25] * SirFinkus is going to try for a bitchin omelette
[10:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, maybe off a raspberry pi
[10:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we only had to worry about registered users we could run the whole site off one box
[10:06:29] <SirFinkus> oh wow
[10:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, prolly approaching 60k now. we average 10:1 AC:registered users
[10:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't worry me. i think most of the staff are content with 50k or so users
[10:03:47] <SirFinkus> might have mined out the disgruntled beta people
[10:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, low hanging fruit and all that
[10:03:13] <SirFinkus> I think xlefay may have even been around when we hit 5k
[10:02:58] <SirFinkus> first 5k were pretty fast, but 6k is a lot slower
[10:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> slowly but surely
[10:02:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5866, owned by tisI
[10:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[10:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[10:02:00] <SirFinkus> I'll be an expert on anything and everything in 10 years
[10:01:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Who - Eminence Front HQ (Best Quality on youtube) - YouTube
[10:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:01:46] <SirFinkus> got dat sweet 3 digit id
[10:01:40] <SirFinkus> I'm not super far behind you
[10:01:20] * TheMightyBuzzard is listening to the lemon in the butt song
[10:01:03] <SirFinkus> ha
[10:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was always here, bitches
[10:00:36] <SirFinkus> means we've "arrived" maybe
[10:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> less than that if you turn off joins and parts
[10:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> just a minor nuisance really
[09:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[09:59:47] <SirFinkus> although really, irc floods rarely are
[09:59:42] <SirFinkus> not a very sophisticated attack
[09:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i turned off join/parts for the channel so it didn't show in here, just in #staff
[09:58:11] <SirFinkus> it'll just take several years
[09:58:07] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[09:57:56] <SirFinkus> 400TB ddos
[09:57:47] <SirFinkus> I was wondering about that
[09:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, looks like our friend with the botnet was back
[09:56:22] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think they're like 12 thread count
[09:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> top of the coffee++ to ya, SirFinkus
[09:55:54] <SirFinkus> sleep well on your 200 thread count sheets?
[09:55:44] <SirFinkus> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[09:55:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1645
[09:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:37:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California's Unemployment Dept. Says Uber Drivers are Employees - http://sylnt.us - next-up:-getting-overtime-pay
[09:36:57] <crutchy> yay ace ventura pet detective is on telly next :D
[09:18:07] <Gravis> oh i see now
[09:16:42] <SirFinkus> no, a guy flooded the channel a few days back
[09:16:24] <Gravis> SirFinkus: who, JamesNZ or me?
[09:11:41] <JamesNZ> ♪ Flood flood flood your way gently o'er the land ♪♪
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[08:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> FOOKING BAATIDS
[08:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> AHaheheheheeh
[08:50:44] * SirFinkus didn't mean THAT flooder
[08:50:24] <SirFinkus> lo
[08:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hehehehehhahahahahha
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[08:45:58] <SirFinkus> has our flooder come back?
[08:18:53] <JamesNZ> Gravis: WDYM? :P
[08:18:28] <Schwifty> ^ 03Do you use too many acronyms?
[08:18:26] <Gravis> JamesNZ: you have acronymitis. :( http://www.bridging-the-gap.com
[08:18:06] <Bender> karma - latex: 35
[08:18:06] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:18:05] <Bender> karma - latex: 34
[08:18:05] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:18:04] <Bender> karma - latex: 33
[08:18:04] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:17:15] <JamesNZ> Gravis: Least Concern.
[08:14:04] <Gravis> JamesNZ: what does "LC" mean?
[08:13:47] <Gravis> LC?
[08:03:25] <JamesNZ> Welp, they'll be LC for a good long while.
[07:54:16] <Gravis> much lulz
[07:54:03] <Gravis> great quote: "What happens when you turn off Javascript? God kills a puppy in your name."
[07:35:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Wants to Create Nation of Digital Makers - http://sylnt.us - digital-skills-!=-counting-on-fingers
[07:25:43] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[07:25:41] <crutchy> ~sed on
[07:25:35] <crutchy> derp
[07:25:31] <crutchy> ~sed ob
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[05:34:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Supervillan' Elon Musk: Nuke Mars' Poles for Rapid Warming - http://sylnt.us - save-marvin-the-martian!
[04:02:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel to End Sponsorship of Science Talent Search - http://sylnt.us - maybe-AMD-will-take-up-the-'mantle'?
[03:37:48] * Deucalion signs off
[03:37:37] <Deucalion> Be well TheMightyBuzzard
[03:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, think i'm running out of caffeine. catch you lot later.
[03:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the brain. eventually you just want to move out to the top of a mountain and take up hermiting.
[03:30:22] <Deucalion> you could make a priv key without a pwd if you were dumb I guess... there's also a trust issue as regards keyrings we like to use to make things simpler. Bleh, risk, reward, layers and fucking onions. Too much comp sec talk is bad for the spirit.
[03:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's all going about it the hard way though. be far easier to just find a zero day exploit on apache or varnish or one of the other services we run
[03:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally, yeah, though you could make one without a password
[03:24:35] <Deucalion> At that point only key loggers become an issue.
[03:23:25] <Deucalion> private key is passworded or otherwise protected right?
[03:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and without my kerb pass they couldn't get anywhere but around boron
[03:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to think of it, it wouldn't. my private key is only on my desktop. boron only has my pubkey.
[03:21:25] * Deucalion does nothing of the sort of course... life is too short. Why would rooting Boron compromise your access credentials TMB?
[03:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i guess i could turn logging on and bounce the servers any old time really. we're only talking downtime of seconds.
[03:18:39] * Deucalion roots around on Boron for TMB's private key....
[03:17:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> just grumbling about a misconfigured varnish
[03:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, nothin really.
[03:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's not a matter of them getting my access. they'd hafta get my ssh key, which just ain't happenin without them rooting either my desktop or boron
[03:16:52] <takyon> what's going on
[03:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, honestly i got no idea what your access is. easiest way to find out is try to kinit and ssh to fluorine or something
[03:14:22] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you, pj and NC need to be on your toes about this kind of stuff - you guys hold the keys to the kingdom. No targeted attack is going to target my account, I have a shit seclev on the site, as far as I know all I can do is submit "Issues" to github, and breaching my ssh credentials - well OK.... enjoy taking down our IRC. Your access is much higher value than mine for anyone playing a longer game.
[03:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, ima switch us over to dynamic rss for the next update. no more of this slashd flipping out and breaking the feeds
[03:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i spose it coulda been some dweezlenuts hacker pranking me too but it took me weeks to notice it was even a thing cause i use rss to hit stories 95% of the time.
[03:06:17] <Deucalion> That it only affects you would have me running loop de loops if I were in your position - but then I'm a paranoid git.
[03:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely just a misconfiguration in varnish. that or pj/nc are pranking me
[03:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> just annoying
[03:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's really no big deal at this point since it only affects me.
[03:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got it to load like once using lynx right after bumping the front ends.
[03:00:42] <Deucalion> So tell varnish to purge its cache, borrow a device and log in from that immediately after and log in... sure purging varnish will cause the site to be slow while it re-caches - small price to pay to work out if a dev on the site is compromised or not no?
[03:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that has to go through the varnish cache on the webserver and we don't log that.
[02:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> HAS to be something small screwed up in varnish cause the webservers show the hit and return the page according to their logs
[02:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't justify throwing it away cause someone else paid for it
[02:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, got bought another one
[02:57:29] <Deucalion> I thought you ditched you phone in the fishing lake :P
[02:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> log in and varnish sends me a 503 but only on the main page. the servers themselves send a 200 and the content.
[02:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> log out and it renders just fine
[02:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> phone over 4g, phone over wifi, laptop at multiple locations, desktop through multiple vpns
[02:55:48] <Deucalion> OK - different origin networks..... different devices on those origin networks? Ones that have not been connected to prior networks you may have tried? You may have a compromised device.... just saying /tinfoil off :)
[02:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i figure we can down it for like a minute or five next upgrade, turn logging on, and hit it a few times as me to get some error messages to work from.
[02:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've tried several browsers/oses/origin networks
[02:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, it's something in varnish but we don't log from varnish so there's no way to tell without downing the site.
[02:48:37] <Deucalion> Has to be something esoteric between you and the site to cause a permanent 503 on the main page. May well be upstream of you and out of your control.
[02:44:19] <Deucalion> Sounds like you're going to be neck deep in wireshark to figure that out. Or you'll just clear your browser cache or try a different browser and all will be well :P
[02:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i swear, when we do the next site upgrade ima take a few minutes of downtime to figure out why the main page 503s for me and only me.
[02:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, there ya go
[02:29:06] <Deucalion> sedbot written in Pascal.... why not?
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[02:28:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> needa smoke, back shortly
[02:28:42] * Deucalion whacks crutchy.....
[02:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sadface
[02:27:18] <Deucalion> No sedbot?
[02:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/shr/srh/
[02:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> debated on subbing the shrbutts pedophilia piece Nero did but i don't think i could handle seeing people defend a self-confessed pedophile on this site.
[02:23:30] <Deucalion> Apologies, I was skimming
[02:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut, me? i'm overcaffeinated and up for a couple more hours.
[02:22:34] <Deucalion> Sleep well TheMightyBuzzard & Bytram
[02:21:57] <Deucalion> Bytram, we have a cron that checks Bender is running and starts it up if it finds it is not. That could easily be modified to kill and restart the Bender process say once / month. He seems to have a mental breakdown maybe every 3 - 4 months so that would keep him sane - like Dr Who - forever regenerating :D
[02:21:52] <Bytram> g'night!
[02:21:39] * Bytram pushed nearly a dozen stories out today... if we can get another couple dozen or so good subs over the rest of the weekend, we should be in pretty good shape.
[02:20:16] <Bytram> maybe at some later date, already have a full plate atm.
[02:19:24] <Deucalion> Bytram, yes, the clue is in the name.... jsb-fleet - it was written to run a horde of bots that are mostly idle, we're only using it to run one bot so architecturally it is over blown.
[02:19:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5866, owned by tisI
[02:19:21] <Bytram> !uid
[02:17:27] <Bytram> Deucalion: thanks for resuscitating Bender!
[02:17:11] <Bytram> and a good night to you, too!
[02:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[02:16:54] <Bytram> and with that, my eyes are getting rather heavy and it's time for me to hit the hey!
[02:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, shaddup your face with logic like that!
[02:16:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks!
[02:16:13] <Bytram> Have bender issue an "I'm still alive" message periodically in a special channel, and have another bot, which when it fails to see n consecutive messages, kills & respawns Bender?
[02:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've done my patriotic duty and put in a few hundred comments worth of stories for the weekend
[02:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, if he's only going to bug out every few months, i say we just kill the process when he does and let cron respawn him. not worth debugging without good info.
[02:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, a lot like exec can spawn clones of himself or like MrPlow could Kage Bushin no Jutsu up a mess of dopplegangers if i'd let him
[02:08:05] <Bytram> afk brb
[02:07:08] <Bytram> now that you put it that way, it makes a lot of sense... so it's basically a bot herder underneath, and bender is but one instance of potentially a whole swarm of bots.
[02:06:36] <Deucalion> I think I'll stick with the "I'm a simpleton" explanation :D
[02:05:56] <Deucalion> Bytram, it's not efficient though if one is running many bots that are idling a lot of the time to have a process per bot. I understand why it is the way it is - just may be sub-optimal for our needs at this point in time. ~shrug~
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[02:03:01] <Bytram> KISS FTW
[02:02:38] <Deucalion> feel free to try - it's in /home/sylnt/.jsb - runs as /home/sylnt/bin/jsb-fleet on bery. Damn thing is like a labyrinth to me - built to run many bots from one base as far as I can tell. pj knows Bender better than me. I prefer one bot one process personally, hence my like of eggdrop.... but that's because I'm a simpleton - so I keep things simple :D
[02:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Common Molecular Tool Kit Shared by Organisms Across the Tree of Life - http://sylnt.us - all-life-is-interrelated
[02:00:56] <Bytram> I'll let myself out.
[02:00:51] <Bytram> if you chicken out, would that be a Yellow Sub - marine?
[01:59:24] * TheMightyBuzzard debates a third sub
[01:57:35] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes his debugging muscles
[01:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it doesn't have me to debug it of course
[01:56:33] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you tell me, I am no .py afficionado. What makes python a poor candidate for long running processes?
[01:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, python, whadda ya spect
[01:52:35] <Deucalion> heh, all I did was restart the little fella - he had been running since Jun 13th, maybe he got a little tired or something. His logs are not exactly helpful in explaining why he had a brain fart :(
[01:51:02] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 4
[01:51:02] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:51:02] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 3
[01:51:02] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:51:01] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 2
[01:51:01] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:50:49] <Bytram> say what?
[01:50:44] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 1
[01:50:44] <Bytram> Deucalion++ Bender is back in bidness!
[01:49:15] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
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[01:32:49] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: People Who Watch Porn Hold More Feminist Views
[01:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and another: https://soylentnews.org
[01:19:34] <Schwifty> ^ 03GamerGate Critic Sarah Nyberg Claimed To Be A Pedophile
[01:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[01:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm only a minor troll really though. nothing nearly as skilled as Nero. his power level's over 9000.
[01:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man it's been a while since i ate my weight in chinese food
[01:15:34] <chromas> ciri is a 🍺-word
[01:15:09] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 25
[01:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think it works with numbers unless you mean 8008135
[01:14:36] * chromas calls TheMightyBuzzard the 9-word
[01:14:16] <chromas> :D
[01:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, that's neat. i don't actually have to hit my mental lexicon of insults. i can just pick a letter at random and add -word to it and make you fill it in yourself.
[01:13:37] <chromas> I haven't foreclosed on any houses lately
[01:12:58] * TheMightyBuzzard calls chromas the k-word
[01:11:50] <chromas> It's like saying "the inward". I know what you meant. Now I'm just thinking "nigger"
[01:11:04] * chromas feels triggered by trigger warnings
[01:11:00] * TheMightyBuzzard microtroutsmacks chromas
[01:10:37] * chromas microagresses TheMightyBuzzard
[00:59:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: Where Microaggressions Really Come From
[00:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[00:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima cheese people off again
[00:58:46] * TheMightyBuzzard grins
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