#Soylent | Logs for 2015-09-12
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[00:58:46] * TheMightyBuzzard grins
[00:58:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> ima cheese people off again
[00:59:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://soylentnews.org
[00:59:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: Where Microaggressions Really Come From
[01:10:37] * chromas microagresses TheMightyBuzzard
[01:11:00] * TheMightyBuzzard microtroutsmacks chromas
[01:11:04] * chromas feels triggered by trigger warnings
[01:11:50] <chromas> It's like saying "the inward". I know what you meant. Now I'm just thinking "nigger"
[01:12:58] * TheMightyBuzzard calls chromas the k-word
[01:13:37] <chromas> I haven't foreclosed on any houses lately
[01:14:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, that's neat. i don't actually have to hit my mental lexicon of insults. i can just pick a letter at random and add -word to it and make you fill it in yourself.
[01:14:16] <chromas> :D
[01:14:36] * chromas calls TheMightyBuzzard the 9-word
[01:15:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't think it works with numbers unless you mean 8008135
[01:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> 8008135++
[01:15:09] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 25
[01:15:34] <chromas> ciri is a 🍺-word
[01:17:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> man it's been a while since i ate my weight in chinese food
[01:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm only a minor troll really though. nothing nearly as skilled as Nero. his power level's over 9000.
[01:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[01:19:34] <Schwifty> ^ 03GamerGate Critic Sarah Nyberg Claimed To Be A Pedophile
[01:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and another: https://soylentnews.org
[01:32:49] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: People Who Watch Porn Hold More Feminist Views
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[01:48:45] juggs is now known as Deucalion
[01:49:15] * TheMightyBuzzard snickers
[01:50:44] <Bytram> Deucalion++ Bender is back in bidness!
[01:50:44] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 1
[01:50:49] <Bytram> say what?
[01:51:01] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:51:01] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 2
[01:51:02] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:51:02] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 3
[01:51:02] <Bytram> Deucalion++
[01:51:02] <Bender> karma - deucalion: 4
[01:52:35] <Deucalion> heh, all I did was restart the little fella - he had been running since Jun 13th, maybe he got a little tired or something. His logs are not exactly helpful in explaining why he had a brain fart :(
[01:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, python, whadda ya spect
[01:56:33] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you tell me, I am no .py afficionado. What makes python a poor candidate for long running processes?
[01:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> it doesn't have me to debug it of course
[01:57:35] * TheMightyBuzzard flexes his debugging muscles
[01:59:24] * TheMightyBuzzard debates a third sub
[02:00:51] <Bytram> if you chicken out, would that be a Yellow Sub - marine?
[02:00:56] <Bytram> I'll let myself out.
[02:01:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Common Molecular Tool Kit Shared by Organisms Across the Tree of Life - http://sylnt.us - all-life-is-interrelated
[02:02:38] <Deucalion> feel free to try - it's in /home/sylnt/.jsb - runs as /home/sylnt/bin/jsb-fleet on bery. Damn thing is like a labyrinth to me - built to run many bots from one base as far as I can tell. pj knows Bender better than me. I prefer one bot one process personally, hence my like of eggdrop.... but that's because I'm a simpleton - so I keep things simple :D
[02:03:01] <Bytram> KISS FTW
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[02:05:56] <Deucalion> Bytram, it's not efficient though if one is running many bots that are idling a lot of the time to have a process per bot. I understand why it is the way it is - just may be sub-optimal for our needs at this point in time. ~shrug~
[02:06:36] <Deucalion> I think I'll stick with the "I'm a simpleton" explanation :D
[02:07:08] <Bytram> now that you put it that way, it makes a lot of sense... so it's basically a bot herder underneath, and bender is but one instance of potentially a whole swarm of bots.
[02:08:05] <Bytram> afk brb
[02:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, a lot like exec can spawn clones of himself or like MrPlow could Kage Bushin no Jutsu up a mess of dopplegangers if i'd let him
[02:12:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, if he's only going to bug out every few months, i say we just kill the process when he does and let cron respawn him. not worth debugging without good info.
[02:16:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, i've done my patriotic duty and put in a few hundred comments worth of stories for the weekend
[02:16:13] <Bytram> Have bender issue an "I'm still alive" message periodically in a special channel, and have another bot, which when it fails to see n consecutive messages, kills & respawns Bender?
[02:16:24] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: thanks!
[02:16:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, shaddup your face with logic like that!
[02:16:54] <Bytram> and with that, my eyes are getting rather heavy and it's time for me to hit the hey!
[02:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[02:17:11] <Bytram> and a good night to you, too!
[02:17:27] <Bytram> Deucalion: thanks for resuscitating Bender!
[02:19:21] <Bytram> !uid
[02:19:21] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5866, owned by tisI
[02:19:24] <Deucalion> Bytram, yes, the clue is in the name.... jsb-fleet - it was written to run a horde of bots that are mostly idle, we're only using it to run one bot so architecturally it is over blown.
[02:20:16] <Bytram> maybe at some later date, already have a full plate atm.
[02:21:39] * Bytram pushed nearly a dozen stories out today... if we can get another couple dozen or so good subs over the rest of the weekend, we should be in pretty good shape.
[02:21:52] <Bytram> g'night!
[02:21:57] <Deucalion> Bytram, we have a cron that checks Bender is running and starts it up if it finds it is not. That could easily be modified to kill and restart the Bender process say once / month. He seems to have a mental breakdown maybe every 3 - 4 months so that would keep him sane - like Dr Who - forever regenerating :D
[02:22:34] <Deucalion> Sleep well TheMightyBuzzard & Bytram
[02:23:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut, me? i'm overcaffeinated and up for a couple more hours.
[02:23:30] <Deucalion> Apologies, I was skimming
[02:25:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> debated on subbing the shrbutts pedophilia piece Nero did but i don't think i could handle seeing people defend a self-confessed pedophile on this site.
[02:25:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/shr/srh/
[02:27:18] <Deucalion> No sedbot?
[02:28:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> sadface
[02:28:42] * Deucalion whacks crutchy.....
[02:28:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> needa smoke, back shortly
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[02:29:06] <Deucalion> sedbot written in Pascal.... why not?
[02:35:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, there ya go
[02:37:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i swear, when we do the next site upgrade ima take a few minutes of downtime to figure out why the main page 503s for me and only me.
[02:44:19] <Deucalion> Sounds like you're going to be neck deep in wireshark to figure that out. Or you'll just clear your browser cache or try a different browser and all will be well :P
[02:48:37] <Deucalion> Has to be something esoteric between you and the site to cause a permanent 503 on the main page. May well be upstream of you and out of your control.
[02:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, it's something in varnish but we don't log from varnish so there's no way to tell without downing the site.
[02:53:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've tried several browsers/oses/origin networks
[02:54:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i figure we can down it for like a minute or five next upgrade, turn logging on, and hit it a few times as me to get some error messages to work from.
[02:55:48] <Deucalion> OK - different origin networks..... different devices on those origin networks? Ones that have not been connected to prior networks you may have tried? You may have a compromised device.... just saying /tinfoil off :)
[02:56:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> phone over 4g, phone over wifi, laptop at multiple locations, desktop through multiple vpns
[02:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> log out and it renders just fine
[02:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> log in and varnish sends me a 503 but only on the main page. the servers themselves send a 200 and the content.
[02:57:29] <Deucalion> I thought you ditched you phone in the fishing lake :P
[02:57:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, got bought another one
[02:58:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't justify throwing it away cause someone else paid for it
[02:59:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> HAS to be something small screwed up in varnish cause the webservers show the hit and return the page according to their logs
[03:00:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> but that has to go through the varnish cache on the webserver and we don't log that.
[03:00:42] <Deucalion> So tell varnish to purge its cache, borrow a device and log in from that immediately after and log in... sure purging varnish will cause the site to be slow while it re-caches - small price to pay to work out if a dev on the site is compromised or not no?
[03:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i got it to load like once using lynx right after bumping the front ends.
[03:01:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's really no big deal at this point since it only affects me.
[03:01:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> just annoying
[03:05:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely just a misconfiguration in varnish. that or pj/nc are pranking me
[03:06:17] <Deucalion> That it only affects you would have me running loop de loops if I were in your position - but then I'm a paranoid git.
[03:07:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i spose it coulda been some dweezlenuts hacker pranking me too but it took me weeks to notice it was even a thing cause i use rss to hit stories 95% of the time.
[03:09:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, ima switch us over to dynamic rss for the next update. no more of this slashd flipping out and breaking the feeds
[03:14:22] <Deucalion> TheMightyBuzzard, you, pj and NC need to be on your toes about this kind of stuff - you guys hold the keys to the kingdom. No targeted attack is going to target my account, I have a shit seclev on the site, as far as I know all I can do is submit "Issues" to github, and breaching my ssh credentials - well OK.... enjoy taking down our IRC. Your access is much higher value than mine for anyone playing a longer game.
[03:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, honestly i got no idea what your access is. easiest way to find out is try to kinit and ssh to fluorine or something
[03:16:52] <takyon> what's going on
[03:17:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> but it's not a matter of them getting my access. they'd hafta get my ssh key, which just ain't happenin without them rooting either my desktop or boron
[03:17:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, nothin really.
[03:17:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> just grumbling about a misconfigured varnish
[03:18:39] * Deucalion roots around on Boron for TMB's private key....
[03:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i guess i could turn logging on and bounce the servers any old time really. we're only talking downtime of seconds.
[03:21:25] * Deucalion does nothing of the sort of course... life is too short. Why would rooting Boron compromise your access credentials TMB?
[03:21:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> come to think of it, it wouldn't. my private key is only on my desktop. boron only has my pubkey.
[03:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and without my kerb pass they couldn't get anywhere but around boron
[03:23:25] <Deucalion> private key is passworded or otherwise protected right?
[03:24:35] <Deucalion> At that point only key loggers become an issue.
[03:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally, yeah, though you could make one without a password
[03:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's all going about it the hard way though. be far easier to just find a zero day exploit on apache or varnish or one of the other services we run
[03:30:22] <Deucalion> you could make a priv key without a pwd if you were dumb I guess... there's also a trust issue as regards keyrings we like to use to make things simpler. Bleh, risk, reward, layers and fucking onions. Too much comp sec talk is bad for the spirit.
[03:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> and the brain. eventually you just want to move out to the top of a mountain and take up hermiting.
[03:34:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, think i'm running out of caffeine. catch you lot later.
[03:37:37] <Deucalion> Be well TheMightyBuzzard
[03:37:48] * Deucalion signs off
[04:02:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Intel to End Sponsorship of Science Talent Search - http://sylnt.us - maybe-AMD-will-take-up-the-'mantle'?
[05:34:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Supervillan' Elon Musk: Nuke Mars' Poles for Rapid Warming - http://sylnt.us - save-marvin-the-martian!
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[07:25:31] <crutchy> ~sed ob
[07:25:35] <crutchy> derp
[07:25:41] <crutchy> ~sed on
[07:25:43] <exec> sed enabled for 10#Soylent
[07:35:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - BBC Wants to Create Nation of Digital Makers - http://sylnt.us - digital-skills-!=-counting-on-fingers
[07:54:03] <Gravis> great quote: "What happens when you turn off Javascript? God kills a puppy in your name."
[07:54:16] <Gravis> much lulz
[08:03:25] <JamesNZ> Welp, they'll be LC for a good long while.
[08:13:47] <Gravis> LC?
[08:14:04] <Gravis> JamesNZ: what does "LC" mean?
[08:17:15] <JamesNZ> Gravis: Least Concern.
[08:18:04] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:18:04] <Bender> karma - latex: 33
[08:18:05] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:18:05] <Bender> karma - latex: 34
[08:18:06] <JamesNZ> latex++
[08:18:06] <Bender> karma - latex: 35
[08:18:26] <Gravis> JamesNZ: you have acronymitis. :( http://www.bridging-the-gap.com
[08:18:28] <Schwifty> ^ 03Do you use too many acronyms?
[08:18:53] <JamesNZ> Gravis: WDYM? :P
[08:45:58] <SirFinkus> has our flooder come back?
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[08:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hehehehehhahahahahha
[08:50:24] <SirFinkus> lo
[08:50:44] * SirFinkus didn't mean THAT flooder
[08:54:22] <Ethanol-fueled> AHaheheheheeh
[08:54:28] <Ethanol-fueled> FOOKING BAATIDS
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[09:11:41] <JamesNZ> ♪ Flood flood flood your way gently o'er the land ♪♪
[09:16:24] <Gravis> SirFinkus: who, JamesNZ or me?
[09:16:42] <SirFinkus> no, a guy flooded the channel a few days back
[09:18:07] <Gravis> oh i see now
[09:36:57] <crutchy> yay ace ventura pet detective is on telly next :D
[09:37:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California's Unemployment Dept. Says Uber Drivers are Employees - http://sylnt.us - next-up:-getting-overtime-pay
[09:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:55:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1645
[09:55:44] <SirFinkus> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[09:55:54] <SirFinkus> sleep well on your 200 thread count sheets?
[09:55:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> top of the coffee++ to ya, SirFinkus
[09:56:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think they're like 12 thread count
[09:56:22] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, looks like our friend with the botnet was back
[09:57:47] <SirFinkus> I was wondering about that
[09:57:56] <SirFinkus> 400TB ddos
[09:58:07] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[09:58:11] <SirFinkus> it'll just take several years
[09:58:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> i turned off join/parts for the channel so it didn't show in here, just in #staff
[09:59:42] <SirFinkus> not a very sophisticated attack
[09:59:47] <SirFinkus> although really, irc floods rarely are
[09:59:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope
[10:00:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> just a minor nuisance really
[10:00:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> less than that if you turn off joins and parts
[10:00:36] <SirFinkus> means we've "arrived" maybe
[10:00:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was always here, bitches
[10:01:03] <SirFinkus> ha
[10:01:20] * TheMightyBuzzard is listening to the lemon in the butt song
[10:01:40] <SirFinkus> I'm not super far behind you
[10:01:46] <SirFinkus> got dat sweet 3 digit id
[10:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:01:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Who - Eminence Front HQ (Best Quality on youtube) - YouTube
[10:02:00] <SirFinkus> I'll be an expert on anything and everything in 10 years
[10:02:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[10:02:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> !uid
[10:02:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5866, owned by tisI
[10:02:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> slowly but surely
[10:02:58] <SirFinkus> first 5k were pretty fast, but 6k is a lot slower
[10:03:13] <SirFinkus> I think xlefay may have even been around when we hit 5k
[10:03:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, low hanging fruit and all that
[10:03:47] <SirFinkus> might have mined out the disgruntled beta people
[10:05:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't worry me. i think most of the staff are content with 50k or so users
[10:06:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, prolly approaching 60k now. we average 10:1 AC:registered users
[10:06:29] <SirFinkus> oh wow
[10:07:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> if we only had to worry about registered users we could run the whole site off one box
[10:09:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, maybe off a raspberry pi
[10:09:25] * SirFinkus is going to try for a bitchin omelette
[10:09:45] <SirFinkus> pepperoncini this time
[10:09:52] <SirFinkus> never tried it in an omelette
[10:10:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> go fer it. my breakfast is in my cup already.
[10:10:17] <SirFinkus> that and bacon
[10:10:25] <SirFinkus> haven't decided the cheese yet
[10:10:36] <SirFinkus> provolone, or cheddar?
[10:10:55] <SirFinkus> delicious decisions
[10:11:21] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sirfinkus
[10:11:24] <exec> 02{ "uid" : null }
[10:11:30] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sir finkus
[10:11:33] <exec> 02{ "uid" : "192" }
[10:11:46] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=sir finkus /uid
[10:11:49] <exec> 02192
[10:12:37] <SirFinkus> oh shit, forgot I bought awesome cheddar
[10:12:39] <SirFinkus> cheddar it is
[10:13:11] <crutchy> Anonymous Coward has the best UID
[10:13:31] <crutchy> hmm. maybe that's why gravis is so pissy about them... jealousy's a bitch
[10:13:56] <crutchy> ~api m=user op=get_uid nick=Anonymous Coward /uid
[10:13:59] <exec> 021
[10:15:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly. and 1 is sort of penis-shaped so it could be penis envy as well.
[10:15:24] <Gravis> crutchy: AC ability angers me because it allows unfettered trolling.
[10:16:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you should browse above them then.
[10:16:40] <crutchy> browse at +1 and you'd prolly never see an AC again (except if they say something funny)
[10:17:17] <Gravis> if i could hide all the replies to ACs that were from non-ACs then it wouldn't be a problem
[10:17:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> bear in mind we do have a pretty eclectic sense of humor around here as well
[10:17:56] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the only thing you have is a distorted perception of reality.
[10:18:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh no, that's one of my biggest problems. i see things entirely too clearly.
[10:18:22] <crutchy> reality is more tolerable when distorted
[10:19:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> it takes several drinks to be able to tolerate this place like a normal human does.
[10:19:18] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: the mad always claim to be sane.
[10:19:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i wouldn't claim sanity. that's relative to the rest of humanity and most of them are idiots.
[10:21:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> bout 70%, i'd say. beyond that they tend to start having a clue.
[10:22:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's a burden being as smart as me
[10:22:13] * TheMightyBuzzard sighs
[10:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[10:22:43] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:23:10] <crutchy> .flip
[10:23:11] <exec> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[10:23:16] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:23:17] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:25:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> you know, there are plenty of songs about booze but not that many about coffee. i find this to be an injustice.
[10:27:44] <crutchy> coffee is above arti farty timewastery
[10:28:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:28:12] <crutchy> heh i just pinged someone by accident :p
[10:28:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03JULIAN SMITH - Racist Coffee - YouTube
[10:28:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'okay, he deserved it
[10:31:19] <SirFinkus> the sane always claim sanity as well, so meh
[10:32:22] <crutchy> sanity is overrated
[10:32:32] <crutchy> and boring
[10:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> exceedingly so
[10:33:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[10:33:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03HUMBLE PIE Black Coffee 1973 YouTube - YouTube
[10:33:07] <SirFinkus> I think I'm sane, but I acknowledge that you all might be my nurses indulging my delusions
[10:33:12] <SirFinkus> and the side effects of medications
[10:34:52] * TheMightyBuzzard hides his stethoscope
[10:36:01] <crutchy> SirFinkus, you should try the suppository. it's delicious
[10:36:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find it comforting to believe myself a little perl script and you lot are what i'm pulling from /dev/urandom
[10:36:35] <SirFinkus> that's the Terry Davis approach
[10:36:47] <chromas> a regex so powerful it makes internet peoples
[10:36:52] <chromas> out of random
[10:37:05] <crutchy> ciri already invented that
[10:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, looks like Labour is taking quite a bit of flack for running a slate of entirely straight white males
[10:38:58] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:39:00] <Schwifty> ^ 03Terry Davis' (TempleOS) Brutal Take-Down of Linus Torvalds - YouTube
[10:39:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, that fucker is 28m long
[10:40:31] <SirFinkus> we'll really know we've arrived when Terry Davis starts posting
[10:41:59] <SirFinkus> omlette is pretty good, should have chosen a different meat
[10:42:10] <chromas> too brutal; not sure if can keep watching
[10:42:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i gave up after like 30s
[10:42:49] <SirFinkus> he's pretty legit though
[10:42:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> internet videos are a waste of my time unless they have boobs
[10:43:03] <SirFinkus> mentally ill guy wrote his own os
[10:43:20] <SirFinkus> the design is interesting
[10:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone who would try to write an OS is by definition mentally ill
[10:43:51] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: load it up in vlc and set it to 2-speed
[10:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nah, the boobs bounce weird when you do that
[10:44:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, you meant the terry davis video
[10:44:42] <chromas> .5x for bewbs
[10:44:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bebws++
[10:44:55] <Bender> karma - bebws: 1
[10:45:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[10:45:02] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 49
[10:45:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> dyslexia--
[10:45:08] <Bender> karma - dyslexia: -1
[10:45:41] <chromas> dylsexia++
[10:45:41] <Bender> karma - dylsexia: 2
[10:46:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com best overview I think
[10:46:18] <Schwifty> ^ 03LoseThos Operating System Demo V6.15 Part 1 - YouTube
[10:47:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> some bastard's been drinking my coffee. gotta go remedy that and have a smoke while i'm at it.
[10:49:06] <SirFinkus> draw and quarter hi
[10:49:07] <SirFinkus> m
[10:56:01] * TheMightyBuzzard ponders
[10:56:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure i can write this summary without it being 90% snark
[10:56:38] * SirFinkus likes snark
[10:57:39] <SirFinkus> snarks were the best weapons in half life
[11:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked the railgun
[11:01:04] <SirFinkus> railgun was nice, but snarks would cause more rage online
[11:01:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> course in team fortress i liked the crowbar
[11:01:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> had one of them spray on the wall decals made up with a picture of a crowbar and the words "crowbar lovin" around it
[11:03:01] <SirFinkus> I had meatspin
[11:03:28] <SirFinkus> oh wait, that might have been hl2dm
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[11:06:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should have gotten that tattooed on my deltoid
[11:07:12] <SirFinkus> no fun if it isn't animated
[11:08:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i mean my tag. would have been epic at the time.
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[11:12:48] <chromas> <Terry A Davis> I wrote a compiler, nigger. I am smarter than Linus. I wrote a kernel and compiler.
[11:12:58] <chromas> ah, the real brutality is in the comments
[11:13:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i got youtube comments blocked
[11:13:15] <SirFinkus> he does like to pepper in nigger
[11:13:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> there's nothin ever worth readin in them
[11:14:33] <chromas> makes sense; pepper is black
[11:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> only if you don't look very close. it's really black and light gray.
[11:18:42] <chromas> mulattos
[11:22:29] <chromas> Mum Tries Out TempleOS: "On first impression, it looks like an early version of windows 8"
[11:23:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, bleh, forgot it was the weekend for a minute. was wondering why most of my rss feeds weren't doing anything.
[11:24:11] <chromas> the feeds are observing the sabbath
[11:24:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it is saturday morning, i suppose i could watch some cartoons.
[11:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> and by cartoons i mean anime.
[11:25:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> or i could play some video games
[11:25:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i wanna blow things up with my spaceship
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[13:01:53] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[13:01:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Sperm Trailer with English Sub title - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[13:09:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Beware Vodafone's Draconian "Acceptable Use Policy" - http://sylnt.us - unacceptable-acceptable-use-policies
[13:51:27] <janrinok> SirFinkus: I've just watched that - and I'm not sure that I am any the wiser....
[13:52:12] <SirFinkus> "A teenage rock musician masturbates gleefully and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido."
[13:52:35] <janrinok> Ah, I understood it then...
[13:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think ima pass
[13:53:03] * SirFinkus isn't even sure what language it's in
[13:53:08] <janrinok> I'm not sure how one masturbates 'too often' ...
[13:53:22] <SirFinkus> well, if your sperm fly out an impregnate local women...
[13:53:38] <crutchy> ~g'night #Soylent
[13:53:39] <janrinok> that's what my sperm is meant to do, or so I thought
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[13:53:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> never gonna happen if you're masturbating too often
[13:53:46] <janrinok> 'night crutchy
[13:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> lower pressure
[13:54:13] <janrinok> I just have to be closer to them :)
[14:20:32] <SirFinkus> oh shit, surge is back
[14:20:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, the soda?
[14:20:59] <SirFinkus> yeah
[14:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky
[14:21:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i liked it pretty good but didn't expect it to stick around
[14:21:17] <SirFinkus> http://www.surge.com
[14:21:17] <Schwifty> ^ 03SURGE
[14:25:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, gotta find me a sports streaming site to watch the OU/UT(enn) game on today
[14:27:25] <SirFinkus> bah, not on the west coast
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[16:38:27] * SirFinkus just had is AWESOME RAMDISK bite him in the ass
[16:42:36] <chromas> did you run out and have to swap
[16:45:53] <SirFinkus> nope, I was hex editing some grandia 2 files to see if I could edit the dialog
[16:45:59] <SirFinkus> I made a copy to the ramdisk first
[16:46:03] <SirFinkus> then stupid happened
[16:46:19] <SirFinkus> "why isn't anything changing???" then I rebooted
[16:46:24] <SirFinkus> lost all my changes
[16:47:43] <chromas> whoops
[16:47:51] * chromas blames systemd and microsoft
[16:48:35] <SirFinkus> good idea!
[16:49:45] <chromas> maybe a script to rsync between the ramdisk and a file during shutdown/boot
[16:49:58] <chromas> but I suppose that defeats part of the purpose of a ramdisk
[16:50:07] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[16:50:18] <SirFinkus> could they have chosen a worse hi light color?
[16:52:51] <SirFinkus> picked even
[16:54:44] <SirFinkus> reboot time
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[17:24:11] <SirFinkus> I did it
[17:24:17] <SirFinkus> it werked
[17:26:45] <SirFinkus> I'd show you a screenshot, but it was so neat it crashed valve's servers
[17:29:12] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:29:15] <SirFinkus> nevermind
[17:29:27] <SirFinkus> guess it didn't nuke the local copy
[17:29:48] <SirFinkus> hehe, I just realized
[17:29:50] <SirFinkus> teste
[17:30:00] <SirFinkus> totally unintentional
[17:32:31] <SirFinkus> it fucks up if I add characters though, so I need to figure that part out
[17:33:01] <SirFinkus> I think it does some kind of checksumming or maybe timing information
[17:33:09] <SirFinkus> that I haven't figured out yet
[17:33:32] <SirFinkus> I have my suspicions though
[17:43:17] * chromas blames apple
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[17:43:52] * SirFinkus pokes around the dreamcast disk
[17:44:29] <chromas> maybe there's an index to all the strings, and it needs updating
[17:44:41] <SirFinkus> yeah, I'm thinking so
[17:45:11] <SirFinkus> there's also something that looks suspiciously like a table of character names
[17:49:55] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[17:49:57] <SirFinkus> all this junk
[17:51:29] <chromas> is that Hex Fiend?
[17:52:04] <SirFinkus> yes
[17:52:31] <SirFinkus> I've never done this shit before, so I'm flying a little blind here
[17:52:41] <chromas> quick, everyone, ostracize the apple user!
[17:53:18] * SirFinkus gives no shits
[17:53:47] <chromas> does the dreamcast emulator have a built-in editor?
[17:53:57] <SirFinkus> not using an emulator
[17:54:04] <SirFinkus> so I doubt it
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