#Soylent | Logs for 2015-09-10

« return
[23:56:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v arti] by Imogen
[23:56:25] -!- arti [arti!~arti@2605:e000:3041:mkzv:wsir:iou:gxig:nusx] has joined #Soylent
[23:56:21] -!- Rune [Rune!~Runeg@2605:e000:6a01:vgkl:pgio:uiov:lpvt:gknn] has joined #Soylent
[23:56:04] -!- arti has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[23:55:58] -!- Rune has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[23:42:09] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[23:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually Corona time.
[23:39:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It's Miller Time.
[23:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> A minor inconvenience.
[23:34:18] <Deucalion> Sounds like a whole lot of fun
[23:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Heat-wave, power outages throughout.
[23:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[23:32:31] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@SectorZeroZeroOne] has joined #Soylent
[23:32:31] -!- Ethanol-fueled has quit [Changing host]
[23:32:16] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[22:26:33] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|eatin
[22:25:28] * cmn32480 hears a tummy growl
[22:25:17] <cmn32480> ok time to get some eats.
[22:24:02] * cmn32480 gets his magnifying glass
[22:23:45] * TheMightyBuzzard shows everyone his helmet
[22:22:27] <cmn32480> I think we're gonna need a bigger helmet
[22:22:10] <chromas> pass the helmet around for donations
[22:22:09] <cmn32480> we been saying that about you for a long time TMB
[22:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true, i'm speshul
[22:21:39] <cmn32480> never
[22:21:39] <chromas> his's got spaces
[22:21:34] <cmn32480> who us?
[22:21:28] <chromas> name stealin' on soylent :D
[22:21:27] <cmn32480> nah.. thats' taken too
[22:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[22:21:09] <chromas> try TheMightyBuzzard
[22:20:40] <cmn32480> drat... looks like it is
[22:20:31] * cmn32480 wonders if TheMightyBuzzrd is already taken....
[22:19:02] <cmn32480> sheesh
[22:18:53] <cmn32480> I can type all the unintentional misspellings I want, but intend to screw it up and I make it right
[22:18:19] <cmn32480> I odn't want su to be confused!
[22:18:10] <cmn32480> gweg
[22:18:04] <cmn32480> it is The MightyGewg.
[22:17:49] <mechanicjay> I see your TheMightyGewg and raise you a TheMightyEthanolFueled!
[22:17:48] <cmn32480> if I remember after dinner
[22:17:43] <cmn32480> maybe
[22:17:40] <cmn32480> it shall be!
[22:17:32] <cmn32480> excellent
[22:17:24] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: I'm okay with that
[22:03:25] <cmn32480> is it wrong that I am considering makeing an account called "TheMightyGweg" just to troll
[22:00:43] <chromas> The updates that add gwx are Optional Updates, but there's also an option to treat them like Recommended Updates. Could be he had that checked, along with Download Updates Automatically
[21:57:29] <chromas> You'll take it and you'll like it, mister!
[20:20:57] <Schwifty> ^ 03Microsoft is downloading Windows 10 to your machine 'just in case'- The Inquirer
[20:20:56] <SirFinkus> http://www.theinquirer.net
[20:18:37] <SirFinkus> they shot their load in the first chase scene
[20:18:31] <SirFinkus> wow, mad max really lost steam
[19:38:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[19:38:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> who aren't native English speakers.
[19:38:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> QA people.
[19:38:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ugh.
[19:37:59] <SirFinkus> assuming you have one
[19:37:28] <SirFinkus> or say you want to
[19:37:24] <SirFinkus> you have to cut your dick off first
[19:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll have money rolling in
[19:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> just slander someone with accusations of race/sexism and when they defend themselves scream harassment and start a patreon page.
[19:18:47] <mechanicjay> SOB
[19:18:44] <mechanicjay> ...and another roadblock to get in the way of my tedious task that I had just resolved to work really hard on the for rest of the day.
[19:06:59] <mechanicjay> I need funding -- maybe I could go visit the grant folks downstairs for some pointers.
[19:05:26] <paulej72> clone youself mechanicjay
[18:47:27] <mechanicjay> This is just a tedious task -- I need a minion so I don't have to do the drudge work.
[18:39:54] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[18:22:55] <SirFinkus> oh fuck yes
[18:15:13] <SirFinkus> seems about right
[18:15:03] <SirFinkus> ok, I've got shitty chinese now, good headphones, and a good rip of mad max
[17:30:52] <SirFinkus> 3rd one this week, I think they must have rolled out another wave or something
[17:30:29] * SirFinkus just got another windows 10 gig
[17:23:59] <SirFinkus> who is buying these?
[17:23:19] <Schwifty> ^ 03Paris Hilton Autographed Signed Airbrush Guitar Proof PSA/DNA AFTAL at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:23:17] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com but why, she isn't even a musician
[17:22:12] <SirFinkus> true
[17:22:10] <Schwifty> ^ 03B.B. King Autographed Signed Custom 2-sided Airbrush Guitar at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:22:09] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[17:22:08] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:21:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's Tony Iommi, he can walk out on stage with whatever guitar he likes.
[17:21:43] <SirFinkus> all of these are hideous
[17:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess I could just paint over him, might be cheaper.
[17:21:28] <SirFinkus> imagine, Tony Iommi walks out on stage with tat
[17:21:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> it'll probably cost me more than that in sandpaper in order to get Pattinson's face off of it...
[17:20:57] <SirFinkus> all of these are hideous
[17:20:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'll offer them a nickel for the Twilight one.
[17:20:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> "This is a full size fully functional incredible Gibson Lucille Guitar hand signed in person by B.B. King." - at that point, who cares if it's fully functional? It's not something you buy to play; it's something you buy to put in a trophy case and show off to your friends.
[17:20:02] <SirFinkus> that one would almost be good for a gag
[17:19:47] <Schwifty> ^ 03Robert Pattinson Autographed Hot Twilight Airbrush Guitar Proof at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:19:45] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:18:55] <SirFinkus> free shipping though
[17:18:37] <SirFinkus> lol you're shitting me
[17:18:35] <Schwifty> ^ 03B.B. King Autographed Gibson Lucille Best Airbrush Guitar PSA LO AFTAL at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:18:33] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:18:00] * AndyTheAbsurd questions why AndyTheAbsurd is in EDT.
[17:17:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> PDT? (Daylight Saving Time doesn't end until November 1.)
[17:16:53] <SirFinkus> PST
[17:16:45] * AndyTheAbsurd questions SirFinkus' time zone.
[16:39:22] * SirFinkus bides time until 11 am
[16:36:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> man that's creepy.
[16:33:29] <SirFinkus> most terrifying thing I've seen all week
[16:33:16] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com
[16:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now on sammiches that's another story entirely
[16:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally nothing with more flavor than mild cheddar, colby, or swiss
[16:14:11] <SirFinkus> you do cheese at all?
[16:14:04] <SirFinkus> the flavor is pretty subtle
[16:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i don't like much outside flavor on burgers. won't even use condiments cause if it's dry enough to need them it has failed as a burger
[16:12:47] <SirFinkus> it's the best cheese on burgers
[16:12:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03Cheeses: No Woman - 1 lb.
[16:12:37] <SirFinkus> err http://store.beechershandmadecheese.com
[16:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[16:12:23] <SirFinkus> beecher's no woman cheese
[16:12:22] <SirFinkus> if you can find it
[16:12:20] <SirFinkus> do yourself a favor and pick this up next time you're at the store
[16:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll give it another hour and do myself up a big ole half pound burger
[16:09:47] <SirFinkus> I still want shitty chinese
[16:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> I want cow.
[16:09:16] <Schwifty> ^ 03Cutting Steaks from a Ribeye - YouTube
[16:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[16:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> using a baseball bat if you have RSI or something that makes punching problematic
[16:08:17] <SirFinkus> just toss everything in there
[16:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> well really, hippies are best killed manually
[16:08:04] <SirFinkus> ok
[16:08:02] <SirFinkus> Valium, chloral hydrate, cyanide,[137] and Phenergan.[138]
[16:07:18] <SirFinkus> I thought cyanide was the hippy killing drug of choice
[16:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> for hippies? arsenic woulda been my choice.
[16:04:16] <SirFinkus> jimson weed would have been funnier
[16:03:49] <SirFinkus> hahaha
[16:03:47] <Schwifty> ^ 03Alternative medicine conference ends in chaos - Business Insider
[16:03:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.businessinsider.com
[16:01:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, I think I'm on board with that
[16:00:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you're getting from a rib roast, minus the bone.
[16:00:40] <SirFinkus> I even prefer it over tenderloin I think
[15:59:55] <SirFinkus> my favorite cut is ribeye though
[15:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a nice big rib roast and cut em about two inches thick after you've aged it in the fridge for about two weeks.
[15:59:27] <SirFinkus> on the left side in the image
[15:59:18] <SirFinkus> that little bit on the end is heavenly
[15:59:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03COOK WITH SUSAN: Perfectly Marbled New York Strip Steaks
[15:59:09] <SirFinkus> http://susan-thinkingoutloud.blogspot.com
[15:59:08] <SirFinkus> oh man
[15:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got no love for strip steaks. every one i've had i didn't bother finishing.
[15:58:31] <SirFinkus> can your french baggies pull that off?
[15:57:45] <SirFinkus> that crunchy bit of fat on the edge of a new york strip
[15:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> and really i've cooked steaks for 15+ minutes that turned out excellent. granted they were about 2.5 inches thick.
[15:56:58] <SirFinkus> all that shit that causes cancer
[15:56:53] <SirFinkus> exactly
[15:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sposed to be where it shines but i like the crust on mine.
[15:56:25] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't want to for a steak
[15:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> never tried sous vide but i'm interested in it a bit.
[15:55:46] <SirFinkus> had some awesome brisket at our labor day party though
[15:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> same
[15:55:23] <SirFinkus> I tend to like the flavor of steak too much to smoke it
[15:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can smoke a steak for hours and have it come out damned good.
[15:54:42] <SirFinkus> I've heard of worse
[15:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> good god no. well not unless i'm smoking them for some reason.
[15:54:21] <SirFinkus> even 15 minutes is ridiculous
[15:54:11] <SirFinkus> thought you meant you cooked your steaks for 45 minutes
[15:54:03] <SirFinkus> oh good
[15:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[15:53:54] <SirFinkus> before cooking I hope you mean
[15:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> either one gives you better taste than 15-45m
[15:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> salt at either >45m or <15m
[15:52:51] <SirFinkus> and don't be shy with the salt and pepper
[15:52:34] <SirFinkus> the trick is to get whatever you're using to cook it hot as fuck
[15:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, mine are what you'd expect of a gen-x type who was a big mt dew fan during gaming/coding sessions.
[15:51:37] <SirFinkus> trust me, I can cook a steak
[15:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i gotta put any effort into it, i just don't eat it.
[15:51:10] <SirFinkus> the steak is fine, my teeth are fucked up
[15:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, good steak you barely have to chew
[15:50:31] <SirFinkus> that happens to me with steak, but it's worth it
[15:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn shells always get stuck in my teeth and take years and a drill press to get out
[15:49:44] <SirFinkus> but generally it's shit
[15:49:37] <SirFinkus> kettle corn is ok sometimes
[15:49:32] <SirFinkus> yeah, fuck popcorn
[15:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i dunno why i keep eating popcorn. i hate the stuff.
[15:49:12] <SirFinkus> the flavors are pretty universal though
[15:48:58] <SirFinkus> iirc, the locals were puzzled, but it was catching on a bit
[15:48:45] <SirFinkus> yeah, I forgot
[15:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how it did
[15:47:21] <SirFinkus> I read a story about how some guy started and american chinese place in china
[15:47:07] <SirFinkus> yeah
[15:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> invented in SF way back in the day
[15:46:50] <SirFinkus> probably the problem
[15:46:46] <SirFinkus> I think I might need a proper wok and stove
[15:46:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is weird cause it's not even chinese, it's american
[15:44:09] <SirFinkus> it's the only thing that I've tried to cook and failed at
[15:44:00] <SirFinkus> I really wish I could pull off good chow mein
[15:43:06] <SirFinkus> sub "box of shit in the freezer you heat up"
[15:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> swear i ate the exact same thing every day for lunch for like six months. same stuff off the buffet every day.
[15:42:33] <SirFinkus> quality is sub panda express
[15:42:16] <SirFinkus> everything at ours tastes like it's been under the lamp for a week
[15:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, all you can eat buffets are how i went from 160 to 180
[15:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas sad. we only have one place within 15 miles but it's family run, awesome, and all you can eat.
[15:41:17] <SirFinkus> and I weigh 125 pounds, so buffets aren't cost effective for me
[15:40:59] <SirFinkus> all of our buffets are shitty
[15:40:53] <SirFinkus> but they're my favorite
[15:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta hit up one of them family owned shops with the all you can eat buffet
[15:40:46] <SirFinkus> idk why
[15:40:40] <SirFinkus> and I like their noodles
[15:40:32] <SirFinkus> I want shitty food
[15:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck man, that's not even GOOD chinese food
[15:40:03] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[15:40:01] <SirFinkus> panda express doesn't open until 11
[15:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, now i want some too
[15:35:48] <SirFinkus> fuck, I need really unhealthy chinese food
[14:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, SirFinkus
[14:31:10] <SirFinkus> morning
[14:14:02] -!- Rune [Rune!~Runeg@2605:e000:6a01:vgkl:pgio:uiov:lpvt:gknn] has joined #Soylent
[13:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, looks like Phoenix666 beat you to the punch on the Homo Naledi story
[13:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff.
[13:00:09] <janrinok> ... but a happy one
[12:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly brit
[12:58:59] <janrinok> TFT - time for tea!
[12:54:50] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I understand that.
[12:54:47] <janrinok> I can agree with that
[12:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> reason being, cats and dogs generally aren't rat bastards.
[12:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, i have a problem with non-food animals being harmed but much less of one with people being harmed.
[12:53:02] <janrinok> np
[12:52:54] <Subsentient> janrinok: I wanted to be semi-anonymous. I don't mind putting it on IRC, but I don't want it as a public archive under my name.
[12:51:41] <janrinok> ah, you posted it to imgur and not to SN. But I'm still reading it...
[12:51:04] -!- Cmn32480_phone has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[12:50:21] <Subsentient> janrinok: It's all true, including what it did to me :^(
[12:50:05] <janrinok> hi Subsentient - just looking
[12:49:51] <Schwifty> ^ 03See description for details. - Meme on Imgur
[12:49:49] <Subsentient> It didn't end so well.
[12:49:45] <Subsentient> So I just posted this story about one of my old noble projects. http://imgur.com
[12:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't see it. i turned join/part messages off after the botnet attack.
[12:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[12:48:58] <janrinok> AndChat|410969 (~AndChat41@2600:1004:b000:kkij:n:ri:yupt:puh
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazzat?
[12:48:34] <janrinok> that looked like a very iffy nickname...
[12:48:20] -!- AndChat|410969 has quit [Client Quit]
[12:47:53] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: afternoon - sry I was only #editorial
[12:47:14] -!- AndChat|410969 [AndChat|410969!~AndChat41@2600:1004:b000:kkij:n:ri:yupt:puhv] has joined #Soylent
[12:41:16] -!- JamesNZ has quit [Quit: Leaving]
[12:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, they think they're quarantining us but that's not how blocking works. blocking keeps the blocked person from having to see your nonsense not the other way around.
[12:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm happy, finally made the SJW blocklists.
[12:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:35:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and a belated g'morning to you, too!
[12:35:10] <Bytram> paulej72: g'mornin!
[12:33:50] <paulej72> morning
[12:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, paulej72
[12:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[12:29:53] <janrinok> Cmn32480_phone: hi !!
[12:29:10] -!- Cmn32480_phone [Cmn32480_phone!~AndChat41@729-675-78-591.ded.sta.comporium.net] has joined #Soylent
[12:29:08] <janrinok> hi guys
[12:28:52] zz_janrinok is now known as janrinok
[12:23:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
[12:23:13] <paulej72> !uid
[12:21:11] <Bytram> cmn32480: have a good one!
[12:16:28] <cmn32480> gotta run kids. ahve a good day.
[12:12:06] <paulej72> ~weather
[12:11:28] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[12:10:16] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[12:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:05:15] <cmn32480> or the light of day, depending
[12:05:05] <cmn32480> silly people up in the dark of the night
[12:04:47] <crutchy> and SirFinkus
[12:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> most folks did cept crutchy
[12:03:51] <cmn32480> no that one I apparently missed due to sleeping
[12:03:39] <cmn32480> ahhh.
[12:03:36] <cmn32480> or are we talking about the one from night before last
[12:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, like 27 hours ago
[12:03:08] <cmn32480> since I went to bed
[12:03:03] <cmn32480> last night as in within hte last 8 hours?
[12:02:54] <cmn32480> hmmm
[12:02:09] <crutchy> here
[12:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> here and #staff
[12:02:02] <cmn32480> which channel?
[12:01:44] <crutchy> spamathon :)
[12:01:37] <cmn32480> oh dear. do I need to read scrollback?
[12:01:19] <crutchy> it was more interesting last night ;-P
[12:00:45] <cmn32480> geesh!
[12:00:43] <cmn32480> only a few things?
[12:00:30] <Bytram> that might 'splain some things here
[12:00:15] <Bytram> =)
[12:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's always mess with Bytram time
[12:00:08] <cmn32480> I forgot that one.
[12:00:04] <exec> 03Baghdad, Iraq - currently 111°F, widespread dust, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 13% - Thursday sunny (84°F-113°F), Friday sunny (81°F-115°F), Saturday sunny (79°F-114°F), Sunday sunny (83°F-115°F)
[12:00:03] <Bytram> ~weather baghdad
[12:00:02] <cmn32480> is this mess wiht bytram time?
[11:59:52] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -23°F / -31°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 14 mph, humidity 48% - Thursday partly cloudy (-31°F--20°F / -35°C--29°C), Friday mostly cloudy (-37°F--29°F / -38°C--34°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-34°F--27°F / -37°C--33°C), Sunday cloudy (-29°F--18°F / -34°C--28°C)
[11:59:50] <cmn32480> ~weather mcmurdo
[11:59:47] <exec> 03Delhi, India - currently 97°F / 36°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 34% - Thursday clear (76°F-99°F / 24°C-37°C), Friday sunny (74°F-101°F / 23°C-38°C), Saturday sunny (76°F-100°F / 24°C-38°C), Sunday sunny (78°F-100°F / 26°C-38°C)
[11:59:44] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 58°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 84% - Thursday partly cloudy (54°F-76°F), Friday showers (51°F-59°F), Saturday partly cloudy (50°F-71°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (56°F-72°F)
[11:59:43] <cmn32480> ~weather delhi
[11:59:41] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:59:40] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable clouds this morning. Some decrease in clouds later in the day. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms. High around 80F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[11:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather
[11:59:35] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:59:35] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:59:34] <crutchy> Bytram, the ~nyse command is a bit agricultural
[11:59:31] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 71°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday scattered showers (60°F-77°F), Friday rain (55°F-70°F), Saturday mostly sunny (60°F-77°F), Sunday scattered showers (59°F-71°F)
[11:59:30] <exec> 03Charlotte, NC, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 91% - Thursday mostly cloudy (67°F-88°F / 19°C-31°C), Friday partly cloudy (66°F-87°F / 19°C-31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (60°F-82°F / 16°C-28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F-77°F / 12°C-25°C)
[11:59:28] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:28] <cmn32480> ~weather charlotte
[11:59:20] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 76°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 71% - Thursday thunderstorm (62°F-77°F), Friday rain (59°F-70°F), Saturday partly cloudy (64°F-78°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (63°F-71°F)
[11:59:19] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
[11:59:13] <Bytram> !uid
[11:59:12] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
[11:59:09] <Bytram> ~uid
[11:59:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1641
[11:59:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:59:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, that's cause to get a full refund there
[11:58:54] <Bytram> (Dow Jones Industrial Average)
[11:58:50] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:58:46] <Bytram> ~nyse djia
[11:58:40] <Bytram> urg.
[11:58:27] <Bytram> ~nyse
[11:58:07] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 171
[11:58:07] <Bytram> crutchy++
[11:58:04] <Bytram> nice!
[11:58:01] <Bytram> nice~
[11:57:53] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:57:51] <exec> 58.87
[11:57:48] <Bytram> ~nyse m
[11:57:47] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:57:45] <exec> 50.87
[11:57:42] <Bytram> ~nyse c
[11:57:39] <Bytram> nyse c
[11:57:30] <Bytram> ^^ crutchy
[11:57:19] <Bytram> ~nasdaq appl
[11:56:47] <cmn32480> *in the hotel ROOM is borked
[11:56:33] <cmn32480> coffee would be great. but the machine in the hotel is borked.
[11:55:25] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:55:23] <exec> 110.15
[11:55:21] <crutchy> ~nyse aapl
[11:54:52] <crutchy> :/
[11:54:49] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:54:46] <exec> 0.0000
[11:54:45] <crutchy> ~nyse appl
[11:54:10] <exec> [google] https://au.finance.yahoo.com
[11:54:09] <crutchy> ~g dow jones
[11:51:35] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:51:33] <exec> 43.07
[11:51:31] <crutchy> ~nyse msft
[11:51:20] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:51:17] <exec> 0.0000
[11:51:15] <crutchy> ~nyse appl
[11:51:13] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:51:11] <exec> 26.72
[11:51:08] <crutchy> ~nyse apl
[11:50:18] <crutchy> derp. gotta install curl :p
[11:50:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1640
[11:50:13] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:50:12] <crutchy> g'day
[11:50:07] <Bytram> crutchy: g'morning!
[11:50:06] <exec> sh: 1: curl: not found
[11:50:04] <crutchy> ~nyse apl
[11:49:59] * Bytram can dream
[11:49:53] <Bytram> ~nasdaq:APPL -- give me the current-ish quote for Apple computer
[11:49:34] <exec> [google] www.nasdaq.com/
[11:49:32] <Bytram> ~nasdaq -- current National Association of Stock Dealers And Quotations (?) index
[11:49:31] <crutchy> ~g nasdaq
[11:48:57] <Bytram> ~nyse: give me the current-ish price for stock symbol C (Citigroup)
[11:48:27] <exec> sh: 1: give: not found
[11:48:25] <Bytram> ~nyse -- give me the current-ish value of the New York Stock Exchange Index
[11:48:02] <Bytram> would be nice if I could get stock quotes and current exchange standings...
[11:47:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03The New York Stock Exchange ( https://www.nyse.com )
[11:47:32] <Bytram> https://www.nyse.com
[11:47:22] <exec> [google] https://www.nyse.com
[11:47:19] <Bytram> ~g nyse
[11:46:00] <exec> [google] www.naruto.com/
[11:45:56] <crutchy> ~g naruto
[11:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for some more naruto
[11:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and one to grow on
[11:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[10:39:03] * TheMightyBuzzard works up a sub
[10:28:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1639
[10:28:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:24:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1638
[10:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:24:30] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes Bender
[10:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:07:20] * JamesNZ shuffles his feet uncomfortably
[09:06:09] <crutchy> JamesNZ, hope you're not stinking up the timeline before i get to where you are
[09:05:07] <crutchy> well, not abuse abuse
[09:04:27] <crutchy> SirFinkus, abuse is a sign of affection
[09:01:43] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:01:28] <JamesNZ> Though in general I'd avoid it.
[09:00:43] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Depends if the person has a sense of humor ;)
[09:00:35] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you wouldn't understand.
[09:00:31] <SirFinkus> sorry, I have no reason to be an asshole
[09:00:19] * SirFinkus bolts
[09:00:06] <SirFinkus> what about sheepfucker?
[09:00:05] <Gravis> JamesNZ: well... you did ask "how" we are
[08:59:46] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Oink!
[08:59:33] <JamesNZ> Gravis: Good to know :P
[08:59:25] <crutchy> :P
[08:59:24] <SirFinkus> thanks
[08:59:23] <SirFinkus> but dics are stupid
[08:59:17] <crutchy> JamesNZ, baaaaa baaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaa
[08:59:16] <SirFinkus> dictionary said it was offensive
[08:59:08] <SirFinkus> what I thought
[08:59:07] <crutchy> SirFinkus, allow me to communicate with the off-worlder
[08:58:59] <Gravis> JamesNZ: we still dont know how we came to being but we have some good theories.
[08:58:58] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Not at all.
[08:58:42] <SirFinkus> it never struck me as particularly offensive, but I want to be sure since he's a non-native speaker
[08:58:37] <crutchy> weirdo :p
[08:58:27] <crutchy> Gravis is waffling on about death
[08:58:22] <SirFinkus> I had a question about New Zealanders from a foreign friend, is the term "Kiwi" offensive?
[08:58:16] <JamesNZ> How are we all?
[08:57:54] <JamesNZ> Evening SirFinkus :)
[08:57:36] <Gravis> a myopic approach to life
[08:57:34] <SirFinkus> hello JamesNZ
[08:56:59] <crutchy> whatever dude. as far as i'm concerned death being new is stupid
[08:56:36] -!- JamesNZ [JamesNZ!~james@43-567-441-22.bitstream.orcon.net.nz] has joined #Soylent
[08:56:22] <Gravis> my perception is irrelevant to reality as well
[08:55:55] <crutchy> it smells
[08:55:53] <crutchy> i don't want your perception
[08:55:37] <Gravis> your perception does not change reality
[08:55:24] <Gravis> yes it is
[08:55:21] <crutchy> that's not new
[08:55:14] <crutchy> booooooooorrrrraaaaaaang
[08:55:05] <Gravis> crutchy: different people die
[08:54:55] <crutchy> if people die every day what's new about it?
[08:54:36] <Gravis> every*
[08:54:30] <Gravis> death is always new
[08:54:26] <Gravis> crutchy: people die ever day
[08:53:49] <crutchy> death is old and wrinkly and maggoty
[08:53:36] <crutchy> birth is new
[08:53:08] <crutchy> what's new about death?
[08:50:37] <SirFinkus> impressive
[08:50:35] <SirFinkus> you've died?
[08:50:23] <Gravis> SirFinkus: death. death is always new. :)
[07:51:36] <SirFinkus> what's new
[07:51:33] <SirFinkus> evening folks
[07:38:26] -!- novak has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[05:54:54] -!- novak [novak!~63c3c9d6@53-859-410-428.dyn.centurytel.net] has joined #Soylent
[05:22:27] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[05:21:11] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@709-27-2-01.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[05:03:40] -!- exec has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[05:03:40] -!- crutchy has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[04:33:40] -!- SpallsHurgenson has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[03:38:04] * exec unjustifiably blows a coffee++ mug of g'day juice at everybody!
[03:38:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody!
[03:19:52] <cmn32480> bedtime for Bonzo
[03:19:48] <cmn32480> ok
[02:59:57] <Schwifty> ^ 03First superconducting graphene created | KurzweilAI
[02:59:56] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[02:58:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Functional carbon nanotube integrated circuits: a breakthrough | KurzweilAI
[02:58:58] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[02:30:40] -!- Ethanol-fooled has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds]
[02:22:42] <cmn32480> safe trip pj
[02:22:31] <paulej72> yep Ethanol-fooled
[02:22:19] <paulej72> ok laters all
[02:22:13] <Ethanol-fooled> cuz fall semester?
[02:21:53] <paulej72> been busy at work
[02:21:49] <SpallsHurgenson> also a pony. everybody likes a pony
[02:21:47] <cmn32480> just in case the power is still out, you will have an excuse to wat the whole thing!
[02:21:45] SoyGuest1137 is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[02:21:35] <SoyGuest1137> long time no see pauley
[02:21:33] <cmn32480> and be sure to buy ice cream on hte way
[02:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> but buy a really long extension cord just in case it isn't
[02:21:07] <cmn32480> and it'll be on just for spite
[02:20:49] <cmn32480> betcha the power is on by the time you get there
[02:20:36] <paulej72> Well I am off to get some batteries and head home.
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> is that better or worse than the #WaronBigBoobs ?
[02:19:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (and the player still doesn't load)
[02:19:36] * SpallsHurgenson feels dirty allowing javascript to run from a foxnews site
[02:18:56] <takyon> sup soyguest1137
[02:15:38] <cmn32480> no air cushion
[02:15:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03California Company Developing Personal Hovercraft| Latest News Videos | Fox News ( http://video.foxnews.com )
[02:15:32] <cmn32480> http://video.foxnews.com
[02:15:12] Ethanol-fueled is now known as SoyGuest1137
[02:14:28] <cmn32480> you?
[02:14:25] <cmn32480> same shit different hotel
[02:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[02:14:13] -!- Ethanol-fueled [Ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ka52-830-964-802.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[02:13:50] <SpallsHurgenson> the delorean was a flying car, not a hovercraft :) :)
[02:13:33] <cmn32480> the DeLorean had a hover conversion done, it had not air cusion
[02:13:14] <cmn32480> not necessarily
[02:11:08] <SpallsHurgenson> that "hovercraft made of drones" isn't a hovercraft... it's a multirotor helicopter. A hovercraft has an air-cushion
[02:01:51] <SpallsHurgenson> site is timing out again, ncommander. you were probably sleepwalking :)
[02:00:57] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, I did what?
[01:58:29] <takyon> so brave
[01:58:05] <takyon> The New iPhone 6S Breaks Apple's Own Taboos - The New York Times - As it nears a size and scope never before approached by a technology company, Apple is doing things its executives said it never would.
[01:57:22] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander tripped over the ethernet cable again
[01:54:07] <takyon> surprise
[01:53:59] <takyon> wow he has not had a good career
[01:53:23] <takyon> Hayden Christensen or the kid?
[01:52:03] <takyon> sounds familiar
[01:49:57] <cmn32480> anakin skywalker is in a new movie. and he has a porno 'stache
[01:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:49:14] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 48
[01:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[01:48:55] <cmn32480> if they are on my nose, can we get them to move just a littel further south?
[01:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Delightfully tacky yet unrefined" is all well and good but "Makes mouths happy" is more on the nose
[01:48:23] <cmn32480> that's lays...
[01:48:09] <cmn32480> betcha can't eat just one?
[01:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still think Hooters should buy Twizzlers slogan off them.
[01:47:41] <cmn32480> machine-gun-jumblies?
[01:47:25] <SpallsHurgenson> robo-boobs?
[01:47:17] <chromas> from the there's-always-room-for-one-more dept
[01:46:48] * chromas puts ciri in TheMightyBuzzard's timeline
[01:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'm just in favor of anything that fills my timeline up with boobs.
[01:45:06] <takyon> added a comment on the RAM article to hopefully kickstart this discussion
[01:44:57] <cmn32480> that'd make some of the guys I know real women!
[01:44:47] <takyon> soylent loading seems a little finnicky but not terrible
[01:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently you have to be 34B-36C or you're not a real woman
[01:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that was discussed too
[01:43:39] <takyon> big breasts are bad, all women with big breasts should get masectomies to stop being bimbos and reduce cancer risk. However some fat should be left so they are legal in Australia
[01:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well famous to a certain kind of film watcher, which you all bloody well are and don't deny it.
[01:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> well some of em's famous like @themercedesxxx
[01:41:54] <takyon> plenty of Twatter accounts are anonymous
[01:41:47] <takyon> how do you know they are gamer ladies
[01:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> some twit male feminist went off on big boobed women in video games. the gamer ladies spammed his timeline with bewbs then created a hashtag cause they were still a bit crabby bout being called bimbos.
[01:39:56] <paulej72> wait what?
[01:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wells, back to anime reruns and watching the stream of bewbs on #WarOnBigBoobs
[01:37:21] <cmn32480> I hate computers
[01:37:14] <cmn32480> then it cmae up fine
[01:37:04] <cmn32480> connection timeout
[01:36:02] <cmn32480> far less difficult on the eyes
[01:35:27] <SpallsHurgenson> site's slow to load, but it does load for me
[01:35:20] <takyon> cmn32480 tries to sound sophisticated
[01:35:05] <cmn32480> themightybuzzard - I rather like books, the paper kind
[01:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still 503ing on the main page. been over a month now. i can't really justify bouncing the site a gerzillion times to figure out why for just myself though.
[01:34:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03Feds can read every email you opened last year without a warrant | ZDNet
[01:34:20] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.zdnet.com (not really that new but worth reiterating)
[01:34:12] <cmn32480> f**king hotel internet
[01:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've gotten mixed reactions from the book author when i tell them i used their baby to sqoosh a spider
[01:32:44] <cmn32480> yeah, it'd suck to use an ereader for that and smash it on the counter
[01:32:31] * TheMightyBuzzard gives exec the finger
[01:32:21] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[01:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, far superior in the spider sqooshing dept as well
[01:32:13] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[01:32:04] <cmn32480> those rectangular thigns made of dead trees?
[01:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, or you know, a book
[01:31:22] * cmn32480 thinks paulej72's ereader must be an e-ink version and not backlit
[01:31:20] <paulej72> no I figured I would fix the staff slash server first and then do some other work I was behind on.
[01:30:42] <takyon> came to read a book, got stuck reading #soylent
[01:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if there's nobody else there... pr0n
[01:30:38] <cmn32480> never mind... that woudl ahve been fun
[01:30:29] <paulej72> no
[01:30:13] <cmn32480> got any silly string?
[01:30:03] <paulej72> there are probably some postdocs and grad stuents arround
[01:30:00] <SpallsHurgenson> buy batteries on the way home :)
[01:29:44] <cmn32480> steal batteries from the acbinet at work. go home. read book
[01:29:40] <takyon> is there anybody else at work, or is just you
[01:29:26] <paulej72> My issue is my lantern batts were dead and I could not quietly read a book.
[01:29:18] <SpallsHurgenson> call up and have a pizza delivered to your apartment; if they call back to complain the elevator is out, then you'll know :)
[01:29:12] <takyon> yikes
[01:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> keep a raspberry pi running at home so you can ping it and see if you have power.
[01:29:06] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[01:28:53] <paulej72> I came to work so I would not have to sit in the dark.
[01:28:49] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[01:28:45] <cmn32480> enjoy the detoxifying effect of no internet access
[01:28:37] <paulej72> Don't think he would appreciate that.
[01:28:35] <cmn32480> go home and sit in the dark
[01:28:11] <SpallsHurgenson> call the super?
[01:27:59] <paulej72> I live in an aparment complex. I barly recognize my neighbors
[01:27:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Man Uses Drones to Create Hovercraft 04(6 comments)
[01:27:54] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[01:27:37] <cmn32480> get 54 of them, you can make a hovercraft
[01:27:25] <paulej72> I need a drone
[01:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> or call up the neighbor and ask :)
[01:27:10] <cmn32480> nope then you have to drive by
[01:27:07] <paulej72> no battery on my new system.
[01:26:54] <paulej72> and it does send you to VM even when the line should be clear.
[01:26:40] <cmn32480> and the battery is probably still wokring
[01:26:33] <cmn32480> nuts
[01:26:27] <paulej72> it's comcast and i think their system is braindead and does not always send you to VM right away.
[01:26:00] <cmn32480> then what I said is bollicks
[01:25:57] <SpallsHurgenson> not all phones need outside power
[01:25:52] <cmn32480> unless you have a tradtional copper line
[01:25:37] <cmn32480> if the phone isn't there, it shoudl go straight to voicemail.
[01:25:22] <cmn32480> if you have a home phone, can you call?
[01:24:54] <paulej72> no, if I need something like that I set it up at work on a spare system. I used to have an answering machine at home, but I switched to voice mail
[01:23:14] <cmn32480> nothign accessible from the outside world?
[01:22:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and only on OTA TV broadcasts anyway :)
[01:22:15] <paulej72> i have no method to tell if the power is back on at my place
[01:20:52] <cmn32480> they the ones that you can't say on TV?
[01:20:41] <paulej72> 11 letter words are long in my book
[01:20:10] <paulej72> why are 7 little words not always so little
[01:19:48] <Schwifty> ^ 031,500,000 kettles - YouTube
[01:19:48] <cmn32480> not slashd! that can't be the root of all issues
[01:19:47] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com easier solution: never let eastenders end
[01:19:21] * paulej72 thinks that sphinx may be an io hog, but it could be slashd.
[01:19:04] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson is Flourine!
[01:18:41] * cmn32480 accepts this as an omission of purposeful obtuseness
[01:18:22] <paulej72> he is having a memory issue
[01:18:13] * SpallsHurgenson denies he is being intentionally obtuse
[01:18:08] <cmn32480> the blame
[01:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> for what?
[01:17:43] <cmn32480> I suggest SpallsHurgenson.
[01:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I did!
[01:17:29] <cmn32480> you asked who to blame
[01:17:18] <SpallsHurgenson> cmn32480: yes?
[01:17:11] <takyon> nice to see you around paul
[01:16:46] <cmn32480> zz_janrinok
[01:16:34] <paulej72> Bytram
[01:16:33] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson?
[01:15:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we all know who to blame for this debacle
[01:12:55] <cmn32480> but I can't remember the last tiem it happened
[01:12:46] <cmn32480> i ahve that occassionally
[01:12:33] <paulej72> no out of memory issues
[01:12:00] <cmn32480> separation anxiety?
[01:11:55] <cmn32480> thanks paulej72
[01:11:42] <paulej72> flourine may be having issues since I moved slash and sphinx to it from helium
[01:11:03] <paulej72> OK restated rehash on frontends and it seems to be working ok now.
[01:09:56] <SpallsHurgenson> (or at least, it works for me now :)
[01:09:40] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander plugged it back in :)
[01:09:25] <cmn32480> I got 3 timeouts on a story preview, and a few more on the save
[01:08:32] <takyon> i got three pages after a bit of load
[01:08:29] * SpallsHurgenson curses as his dinner slops all over the floor
[01:08:19] <takyon> testing
[01:07:30] <cmn32480> a distinct possibility
[01:06:52] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander tripped over the ethernet cable again
[01:06:50] <cmn32480> nope, us and gewg_
[01:06:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we're the only ones here who actually visit the site :)
[01:06:37] <cmn32480> tooke me three tries to post a story
[01:06:24] <cmn32480> are me and spalls the only ones getting timeouts?
[01:06:10] <paulej72> yes
[01:05:39] <cmn32480> paulej72, if you are done looking at cat pictures, we have a question
[01:05:13] <SpallsHurgenson> now it timed out! I'm so excited to be part of the downtime for once!
[01:05:05] <cmn32480> I jsut got 3 timeouts in a row trying to post a cat picture
[01:05:00] <SpallsHurgenson> but hasn't loaded anything yet either
[01:04:54] <SpallsHurgenson> hasn't timed out YET
[01:04:51] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it's loading slow
[01:04:30] <cmn32480> anybody esle getting site timeouts?
[01:04:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Lockpickers 3-D Print TSA Master Luggage Keys From Leaked Photos | WIRED
[01:04:01] <chromas> http://www.wired.com
[01:03:01] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what hammers are for
[01:01:54] <cmn32480> loose connection hunt!
[01:01:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I cannt spel tonghit
[01:01:37] <SpallsHurgenson> " up wioth some duct tape to hold it all togeter
[01:01:28] <SpallsHurgenson> we may need to wrap "that shit
[01:01:08] <SpallsHurgenson> don't got one of those :)
[01:00:56] <cmn32480> how about we toss all that shit out , and just use a microsd to USB card reader?
[01:00:25] <takyon> then plug that into a firewire-to-USB-type-C adapter and plug that into the new macbooks with only one port
[01:00:06] <SpallsHurgenson> connected to a USB to firewire adapter
[00:59:52] <SpallsHurgenson> and then plug the whole mess into an SD-to-USB reader :)
[00:58:15] <cmn32480> but have done what you are asking., if you wortie it right
[00:58:03] <cmn32480> correct
[00:57:56] <takyon> the answer is no, because I wrote that wrong
[00:57:33] <takyon> has anyone ever put a microSD card inside a microSD to miniSD adapter inside a MicroSD to SD adapter?
[00:57:01] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[00:56:37] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@135-10-9-848.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[00:56:11] <takyon> checkers though
[00:55:55] <cmn32480> I can feel the grease on my skin
[00:55:42] <chromas> parellel fattening
[00:55:21] <cmn32480> ewwww
[00:55:18] <cmn32480> of mcdonalds?
[00:54:59] <chromas> imagine a beowulf cluster...
[00:54:57] <paulej72> I am only a mile from work and about 7 miles from McD's
[00:54:16] <takyon> SD/SDXC supports SD cards with up to 2 TB of storage. 512 GB is getting close...
[00:54:12] <paulej72> ewww
[00:53:58] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, why work when there is free wifi at mcdonalds? :)
[00:53:53] <cmn32480> got the DT's?
[00:53:34] <paulej72> I had to get dressed and go to work to feed my internet habit
[00:53:33] <cmn32480> you gonna press charges paulej72? murder is serious business
[00:53:24] <SpallsHurgenson> or a tablet, where it would be more useful
[00:53:12] <takyon> I hate android's filesystem too
[00:53:04] <takyon> oh you mean plugging into a phone
[00:53:04] <paulej72> bastard rain killed my power
[00:52:21] <SpallsHurgenson> there are a handful of external hard-drives that you can plug into an iOS device, but the OS supports for it is very poor; basically, you can't read or run anything from the external device directly (an app usually runs transparently in between to copy the file or program to internatl storage first)
[00:50:48] <Bender> karma - javascript: -2
[00:50:48] <chromas> javascript--
[00:50:39] <chromas> that's an odd way to append the query
[00:50:27] <takyon> Kingston 512GB SDXC 300X Class 10 UHS-1 Memory Card, SDXC, 512GB, 90MB/s 600x, UHS-I / U1 $319.95
[00:50:18] <cmn32480> i sit corrected
[00:49:59] <cmn32480> so it supports the apple cloud better?
[00:49:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Google
[00:49:57] <takyon> https://www.google.com
[00:49:38] <takyon> (not an ios user)
[00:49:36] <cmn32480> nope.. biggest i have seen is 256GB
[00:49:33] <takyon> what the hell does that mean spalls?
[00:49:19] <takyon> I recall 512 GB being a thing
[00:49:18] <SpallsHurgenson> hopefully ios9 will have better support for external storage devices too
[00:49:13] <takyon> have we reached 1 terabyte SD cards yet
[00:48:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Stop Comparing Donald Trump And Bernie Sanders | FiveThirtyEight
[00:48:57] <takyon> https://fivethirtyeight.com
[00:48:16] <cmn32480> or I can get my samsung S5 out, and spend $30 on a bid SD card and not have to carry extra crap
[00:47:33] <takyon> $149
[00:47:29] <takyon> just attach an Apple USB Type-C USB hub
[00:47:05] <cmn32480> just another lawsuit waiting to happen
[00:46:53] <cmn32480> i think Samsung patented the use of those items on portable devices...
[00:46:44] <chromas> luke, use the cloud
[00:46:34] <takyon> I haven't even seen what ports it comes with
[00:46:23] <takyon> lol
[00:46:17] <SpallsHurgenson> for god sakes, apple; your new tablet is 12"; surely you can find room for an SD card slot or usb port SOMEWHERE
[00:46:15] <Schwifty> ^ 03Leaked Foxconn document backs 12MP camera, 2GB of RAM for 'iPhone 6s'
[00:46:14] <takyon> http://appleinsider.com
[00:46:09] <takyon> seems legit since the leak got the camera details exactly right
[00:45:41] <takyon> the rumor mill says 2 GB
[00:45:00] <SpallsHurgenson> and they're still limited to a max 128GB storage and no way to add more... although that's less annoying than the limited storage on a tablet)
[00:44:42] <cmn32480> they will ahve to wait for next year
[00:44:37] <cmn32480> they can't announce it now. we alrady posted the story
[00:44:28] <takyon> I'll laugh if it's 1.5 GB
[00:44:19] <takyon> they haven't announced how much RAM it has cmn
[00:43:24] <cmn32480> too late... already posted
[00:43:15] <takyon> i guess they will step it up to 2 GB
[00:43:07] <takyon> iphone 6/6P has 1 GB of RAM
[00:42:22] <SpallsHurgenson> nothing is faster than /dev/null :)
[00:42:18] <chromas> text mode should be hip right now; it had the flat style going decades ago
[00:42:05] <takyon> so it's not for chumps, assuming it's used right
[00:41:58] <takyon> RAM is faster than any other form of storage
[00:41:45] <SpallsHurgenson> 640K is enough for everyone!
[00:41:37] <chromas> and android because java
[00:41:21] <chromas> ram is for chumps
[00:41:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I just want to get my hands on the updated ipod touch
[00:40:39] <takyon> I wonder if apple said how much RAM the 6s and 6s Plus will have
[00:39:30] <Schwifty> ^ 03Steve Jobs TOMB in Alta Mesa Memorial Park - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:39:29] <SpallsHurgenson> https://youtu.be (to skip past the first useless 3 minutes :)
[00:39:26] <cmn32480> bet it has rounded corners
[00:39:25] <chromas> just a round-cornered slate of glass
[00:38:52] <chromas> it makes sense that he'd want a clean tombstone. he didn't like buttons either
[00:38:47] <takyon> wait, does this mean I can still dig up steve jobs and consume his sacred remains to learn his void magic?
[00:38:46] <Schwifty> ^ 03Steve Jobs TOMB in Alta Mesa Memorial Park - YouTube
[00:38:46] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com for the exciting video of an Italian babbling about the unmarked grave! :)
[00:38:33] <cmn32480> and diturbing his rest before he rises again
[00:38:11] <cmn32480> unmarked to prevent the faithful from conducting pilgrimages
[00:38:09] <takyon> which of the 50 documentaries, docudramas, or biographies did you get that factoid from?
[00:37:44] <SpallsHurgenson> useless fact of the day: steve jobs is buried in an unmarked grave in alta mesa memorial park
[00:37:38] <takyon> forced-touch
[00:37:36] <cmn32480> yes... but still a tad too far... gewg_ might not get the joke
[00:36:51] <cmn32480> good idea
[00:36:50] <chromas> you don't have family pictuers?
[00:36:49] <SpallsHurgenson> worked just as well and still fit into the palm's stylus-storage-slot-thingee (tm)
[00:36:48] <cmn32480> pack of 900 stylus for $10
[00:36:30] <SpallsHurgenson> eventually I stopped buying replacements and just started using qtips with the fuzzy-bits stripped off :)
[00:36:22] <cmn32480> that might be going a tad too far chromas
[00:36:05] <chromas> 3d-touching-your-kids dept
[00:35:25] <cmn32480> they are right there in your hands....
[00:35:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I kept losing the damn things
[00:34:53] <cmn32480> the palm-had-a-stylus-20-years-ago dept
[00:34:24] <chromas> the who-wants-a-stylus? dept
[00:34:17] <cmn32480> another bite at the tablet dept.
[00:33:30] <cmn32480> fir enough
[00:33:20] <takyon> it's bad luck to write dept. line for your own story
[00:32:44] <cmn32480> bueller? bueller?
[00:32:17] <cmn32480> any ideas on a dept line for the apple story?
[00:29:10] <cmn32480> whcih is only a step away from him rotting
[00:28:23] <cmn32480> you just made him rotationary
[00:28:07] <chromas> wait, I thought steve was a revolutionary
[00:27:22] <cmn32480> becasue it would be too hard to revolve
[00:27:04] * chromas wonders why people rotate in graves
[00:26:35] <chromas> "nobody wants a stylus"
[00:26:22] <chromas> [steve jerbs rolls over in his grave]
[00:25:27] <cmn32480> OK. I will put that in
[00:24:04] <takyon> at least 2 years if I recall correctly
[00:23:54] <takyon> if I were to add anything to the apple story, I might add a note at the very beginning of the first paragraph that the 12+ inch iPad has been rumored and hyped for years but not launched until now
[00:23:27] <Schwifty> ^ 03MEL BROOKS - THE HITLER RAP (To Be Or Not To Be) 1984 (Audio Enhanced) - YouTube
[00:23:26] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:21:43] <cmn32480> Mel Brooks is a freaking genius
[00:20:55] <cmn32480> "'scuse me while I whip this out"
[00:20:10] <Schwifty> ^ 03Blazing Saddles - Nobody move or ... - YouTube
[00:20:09] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:17:49] <cmn32480> *movie
[00:17:34] <cmn32480> in a move that could not be made today
[00:17:12] <cmn32480> pure awesomeness
[00:16:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time - YouTube
[00:16:13] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:15:43] <cmn32480> this is awesome!
[00:15:40] <cmn32480> as a side note, I really like the USB powered screen for travel
[00:15:19] <cmn32480> that was "Blazing Saddles"
[00:15:18] <paulej72> it's raining again
[00:14:58] <paulej72> eat more beans
[00:14:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03Spaceballs: Comb the desert - YouTube
[00:14:38] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:14:27] <cmn32480> Soon as I eat something I will get you in the story queue takyon
[00:14:00] <cmn32480> "Online Fossil Hunters help Comb the Kenyan Desert".... <insert Spaceballs joke here>
[00:13:50] * SpallsHurgenson still has a few palms lurking in the back of the closet...
[00:12:52] <cmn32480> *Palm had
[00:12:40] * SpallsHurgenson feels an urge to go all william tell
[00:12:39] <cmn32480> EXtra csh out of your pocket for stuff that Pam had 20 years ago! Extra EWxtra!
[00:12:20] <cmn32480> EXTRA! EXTRA!!!
[00:12:18] <SpallsHurgenson> Apple! Apple! Apple!
[00:12:07] <takyon> Read all abut it!
[00:12:04] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Apple Releases a Big Tablet, and More
[00:12:03] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:11:38] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:11:15] <cmn32480> and it made me lol
[00:11:10] <cmn32480> come at you with what... I agree!
[00:10:52] <takyon> (come at me, bro)
[00:10:49] <takyon> gewg has a tenuous grasp of reality
[00:10:22] <cmn32480> it made me giggle.
[00:09:14] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: ?Molecules? Made of Light May Be Possible
[00:09:13] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:09:12] <takyon> yeah
[00:09:01] <cmn32480> takyon - you see gewg_'s response to the edited article?
[00:00:08] <takyon> since it basically has a touch pad and then siri voice recog