#Soylent | Logs for 2015-09-10

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[00:00:08] <takyon> since it basically has a touch pad and then siri voice recog
[00:09:01] <cmn32480> takyon - you see gewg_'s response to the edited article?
[00:09:12] <takyon> yeah
[00:09:13] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[00:09:14] <Schwifty> ^ 03Next Big Future: ?Molecules? Made of Light May Be Possible
[00:10:22] <cmn32480> it made me giggle.
[00:10:49] <takyon> gewg has a tenuous grasp of reality
[00:10:52] <takyon> (come at me, bro)
[00:11:10] <cmn32480> come at you with what... I agree!
[00:11:15] <cmn32480> and it made me lol
[00:11:38] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:12:03] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[00:12:04] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Apple Releases a Big Tablet, and More
[00:12:07] <takyon> Read all abut it!
[00:12:18] <SpallsHurgenson> Apple! Apple! Apple!
[00:12:20] <cmn32480> EXTRA! EXTRA!!!
[00:12:39] <cmn32480> EXtra csh out of your pocket for stuff that Pam had 20 years ago! Extra EWxtra!
[00:12:40] * SpallsHurgenson feels an urge to go all william tell
[00:12:52] <cmn32480> *Palm had
[00:13:50] * SpallsHurgenson still has a few palms lurking in the back of the closet...
[00:14:00] <cmn32480> "Online Fossil Hunters help Comb the Kenyan Desert".... <insert Spaceballs joke here>
[00:14:27] <cmn32480> Soon as I eat something I will get you in the story queue takyon
[00:14:38] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:14:39] <Schwifty> ^ 03Spaceballs: Comb the desert - YouTube
[00:14:58] <paulej72> eat more beans
[00:15:18] <paulej72> it's raining again
[00:15:19] <cmn32480> that was "Blazing Saddles"
[00:15:40] <cmn32480> as a side note, I really like the USB powered screen for travel
[00:15:43] <cmn32480> this is awesome!
[00:16:13] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:16:13] <Schwifty> ^ 03Blazing Saddles --Farting Cowboys- Greatest Fart Scene of All Time - YouTube
[00:17:12] <cmn32480> pure awesomeness
[00:17:34] <cmn32480> in a move that could not be made today
[00:17:49] <cmn32480> *movie
[00:20:09] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:20:10] <Schwifty> ^ 03Blazing Saddles - Nobody move or ... - YouTube
[00:20:55] <cmn32480> "'scuse me while I whip this out"
[00:21:43] <cmn32480> Mel Brooks is a freaking genius
[00:23:26] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[00:23:27] <Schwifty> ^ 03MEL BROOKS - THE HITLER RAP (To Be Or Not To Be) 1984 (Audio Enhanced) - YouTube
[00:23:54] <takyon> if I were to add anything to the apple story, I might add a note at the very beginning of the first paragraph that the 12+ inch iPad has been rumored and hyped for years but not launched until now
[00:24:04] <takyon> at least 2 years if I recall correctly
[00:25:27] <cmn32480> OK. I will put that in
[00:26:22] <chromas> [steve jerbs rolls over in his grave]
[00:26:35] <chromas> "nobody wants a stylus"
[00:27:04] * chromas wonders why people rotate in graves
[00:27:22] <cmn32480> becasue it would be too hard to revolve
[00:28:07] <chromas> wait, I thought steve was a revolutionary
[00:28:23] <cmn32480> you just made him rotationary
[00:29:10] <cmn32480> whcih is only a step away from him rotting
[00:32:17] <cmn32480> any ideas on a dept line for the apple story?
[00:32:44] <cmn32480> bueller? bueller?
[00:33:20] <takyon> it's bad luck to write dept. line for your own story
[00:33:30] <cmn32480> fir enough
[00:34:17] <cmn32480> another bite at the tablet dept.
[00:34:24] <chromas> the who-wants-a-stylus? dept
[00:34:53] <cmn32480> the palm-had-a-stylus-20-years-ago dept
[00:35:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I kept losing the damn things
[00:35:25] <cmn32480> they are right there in your hands....
[00:36:05] <chromas> 3d-touching-your-kids dept
[00:36:22] <cmn32480> that might be going a tad too far chromas
[00:36:30] <SpallsHurgenson> eventually I stopped buying replacements and just started using qtips with the fuzzy-bits stripped off :)
[00:36:48] <cmn32480> pack of 900 stylus for $10
[00:36:49] <SpallsHurgenson> worked just as well and still fit into the palm's stylus-storage-slot-thingee (tm)
[00:36:50] <chromas> you don't have family pictuers?
[00:36:51] <cmn32480> good idea
[00:37:36] <cmn32480> yes... but still a tad too far... gewg_ might not get the joke
[00:37:38] <takyon> forced-touch
[00:37:44] <SpallsHurgenson> useless fact of the day: steve jobs is buried in an unmarked grave in alta mesa memorial park
[00:38:09] <takyon> which of the 50 documentaries, docudramas, or biographies did you get that factoid from?
[00:38:11] <cmn32480> unmarked to prevent the faithful from conducting pilgrimages
[00:38:33] <cmn32480> and diturbing his rest before he rises again
[00:38:46] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com for the exciting video of an Italian babbling about the unmarked grave! :)
[00:38:46] <Schwifty> ^ 03Steve Jobs TOMB in Alta Mesa Memorial Park - YouTube
[00:38:47] <takyon> wait, does this mean I can still dig up steve jobs and consume his sacred remains to learn his void magic?
[00:38:52] <chromas> it makes sense that he'd want a clean tombstone. he didn't like buttons either
[00:39:25] <chromas> just a round-cornered slate of glass
[00:39:26] <cmn32480> bet it has rounded corners
[00:39:29] <SpallsHurgenson> https://youtu.be (to skip past the first useless 3 minutes :)
[00:39:30] <Schwifty> ^ 03Steve Jobs TOMB in Alta Mesa Memorial Park - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[00:40:39] <takyon> I wonder if apple said how much RAM the 6s and 6s Plus will have
[00:41:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I just want to get my hands on the updated ipod touch
[00:41:21] <chromas> ram is for chumps
[00:41:37] <chromas> and android because java
[00:41:45] <SpallsHurgenson> 640K is enough for everyone!
[00:41:58] <takyon> RAM is faster than any other form of storage
[00:42:05] <takyon> so it's not for chumps, assuming it's used right
[00:42:18] <chromas> text mode should be hip right now; it had the flat style going decades ago
[00:42:22] <SpallsHurgenson> nothing is faster than /dev/null :)
[00:43:07] <takyon> iphone 6/6P has 1 GB of RAM
[00:43:15] <takyon> i guess they will step it up to 2 GB
[00:43:24] <cmn32480> too late... already posted
[00:44:19] <takyon> they haven't announced how much RAM it has cmn
[00:44:28] <takyon> I'll laugh if it's 1.5 GB
[00:44:37] <cmn32480> they can't announce it now. we alrady posted the story
[00:44:42] <cmn32480> they will ahve to wait for next year
[00:45:00] <SpallsHurgenson> and they're still limited to a max 128GB storage and no way to add more... although that's less annoying than the limited storage on a tablet)
[00:45:41] <takyon> the rumor mill says 2 GB
[00:46:09] <takyon> seems legit since the leak got the camera details exactly right
[00:46:14] <takyon> http://appleinsider.com
[00:46:15] <Schwifty> ^ 03Leaked Foxconn document backs 12MP camera, 2GB of RAM for 'iPhone 6s'
[00:46:17] <SpallsHurgenson> for god sakes, apple; your new tablet is 12"; surely you can find room for an SD card slot or usb port SOMEWHERE
[00:46:23] <takyon> lol
[00:46:34] <takyon> I haven't even seen what ports it comes with
[00:46:44] <chromas> luke, use the cloud
[00:46:53] <cmn32480> i think Samsung patented the use of those items on portable devices...
[00:47:05] <cmn32480> just another lawsuit waiting to happen
[00:47:29] <takyon> just attach an Apple USB Type-C USB hub
[00:47:33] <takyon> $149
[00:48:16] <cmn32480> or I can get my samsung S5 out, and spend $30 on a bid SD card and not have to carry extra crap
[00:48:57] <takyon> https://fivethirtyeight.com
[00:48:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Stop Comparing Donald Trump And Bernie Sanders | FiveThirtyEight
[00:49:13] <takyon> have we reached 1 terabyte SD cards yet
[00:49:18] <SpallsHurgenson> hopefully ios9 will have better support for external storage devices too
[00:49:19] <takyon> I recall 512 GB being a thing
[00:49:33] <takyon> what the hell does that mean spalls?
[00:49:36] <cmn32480> nope.. biggest i have seen is 256GB
[00:49:38] <takyon> (not an ios user)
[00:49:57] <takyon> https://www.google.com
[00:49:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03Google
[00:49:59] <cmn32480> so it supports the apple cloud better?
[00:50:18] <cmn32480> i sit corrected
[00:50:27] <takyon> Kingston 512GB SDXC 300X Class 10 UHS-1 Memory Card, SDXC, 512GB, 90MB/s 600x, UHS-I / U1 $319.95
[00:50:39] <chromas> that's an odd way to append the query
[00:50:48] <chromas> javascript--
[00:50:48] <Bender> karma - javascript: -2
[00:52:21] <SpallsHurgenson> there are a handful of external hard-drives that you can plug into an iOS device, but the OS supports for it is very poor; basically, you can't read or run anything from the external device directly (an app usually runs transparently in between to copy the file or program to internatl storage first)
[00:53:04] <paulej72> bastard rain killed my power
[00:53:04] <takyon> oh you mean plugging into a phone
[00:53:12] <takyon> I hate android's filesystem too
[00:53:24] <SpallsHurgenson> or a tablet, where it would be more useful
[00:53:33] <cmn32480> you gonna press charges paulej72? murder is serious business
[00:53:34] <paulej72> I had to get dressed and go to work to feed my internet habit
[00:53:53] <cmn32480> got the DT's?
[00:53:58] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, why work when there is free wifi at mcdonalds? :)
[00:54:12] <paulej72> ewww
[00:54:16] <takyon> SD/SDXC supports SD cards with up to 2 TB of storage. 512 GB is getting close...
[00:54:57] <paulej72> I am only a mile from work and about 7 miles from McD's
[00:54:59] <chromas> imagine a beowulf cluster...
[00:55:18] <cmn32480> of mcdonalds?
[00:55:21] <cmn32480> ewwww
[00:55:42] <chromas> parellel fattening
[00:55:55] <cmn32480> I can feel the grease on my skin
[00:56:11] <takyon> checkers though
[00:56:37] -!- crutchy [crutchy!~crutchy@135-10-9-848.cust.aussiebb.net] has joined #Soylent
[00:57:01] <cmn32480> there goes the neighborhood
[00:57:33] <takyon> has anyone ever put a microSD card inside a microSD to miniSD adapter inside a MicroSD to SD adapter?
[00:57:56] <takyon> the answer is no, because I wrote that wrong
[00:58:03] <cmn32480> correct
[00:58:15] <cmn32480> but have done what you are asking., if you wortie it right
[00:59:52] <SpallsHurgenson> and then plug the whole mess into an SD-to-USB reader :)
[01:00:06] <SpallsHurgenson> connected to a USB to firewire adapter
[01:00:25] <takyon> then plug that into a firewire-to-USB-type-C adapter and plug that into the new macbooks with only one port
[01:00:56] <cmn32480> how about we toss all that shit out , and just use a microsd to USB card reader?
[01:01:08] <SpallsHurgenson> don't got one of those :)
[01:01:28] <SpallsHurgenson> we may need to wrap "that shit
[01:01:37] <SpallsHurgenson> " up wioth some duct tape to hold it all togeter
[01:01:49] <SpallsHurgenson> I cannt spel tonghit
[01:01:54] <cmn32480> loose connection hunt!
[01:03:01] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what hammers are for
[01:04:01] <chromas> http://www.wired.com
[01:04:02] <Schwifty> ^ 03Lockpickers 3-D Print TSA Master Luggage Keys From Leaked Photos | WIRED
[01:04:30] <cmn32480> anybody esle getting site timeouts?
[01:04:51] <SpallsHurgenson> well, it's loading slow
[01:04:54] <SpallsHurgenson> hasn't timed out YET
[01:05:00] <SpallsHurgenson> but hasn't loaded anything yet either
[01:05:05] <cmn32480> I jsut got 3 timeouts in a row trying to post a cat picture
[01:05:13] <SpallsHurgenson> now it timed out! I'm so excited to be part of the downtime for once!
[01:05:39] <cmn32480> paulej72, if you are done looking at cat pictures, we have a question
[01:06:10] <paulej72> yes
[01:06:24] <cmn32480> are me and spalls the only ones getting timeouts?
[01:06:37] <cmn32480> tooke me three tries to post a story
[01:06:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we're the only ones here who actually visit the site :)
[01:06:50] <cmn32480> nope, us and gewg_
[01:06:52] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander tripped over the ethernet cable again
[01:07:30] <cmn32480> a distinct possibility
[01:08:19] <takyon> testing
[01:08:29] * SpallsHurgenson curses as his dinner slops all over the floor
[01:08:32] <takyon> i got three pages after a bit of load
[01:09:25] <cmn32480> I got 3 timeouts on a story preview, and a few more on the save
[01:09:40] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander plugged it back in :)
[01:09:56] <SpallsHurgenson> (or at least, it works for me now :)
[01:11:03] <paulej72> OK restated rehash on frontends and it seems to be working ok now.
[01:11:42] <paulej72> flourine may be having issues since I moved slash and sphinx to it from helium
[01:11:55] <cmn32480> thanks paulej72
[01:12:00] <cmn32480> separation anxiety?
[01:12:33] <paulej72> no out of memory issues
[01:12:46] <cmn32480> i ahve that occassionally
[01:12:55] <cmn32480> but I can't remember the last tiem it happened
[01:15:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we all know who to blame for this debacle
[01:16:33] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson?
[01:16:34] <paulej72> Bytram
[01:16:46] <cmn32480> zz_janrinok
[01:17:11] <takyon> nice to see you around paul
[01:17:18] <SpallsHurgenson> cmn32480: yes?
[01:17:29] <cmn32480> you asked who to blame
[01:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I did!
[01:17:43] <cmn32480> I suggest SpallsHurgenson.
[01:18:02] <SpallsHurgenson> for what?
[01:18:08] <cmn32480> the blame
[01:18:13] * SpallsHurgenson denies he is being intentionally obtuse
[01:18:22] <paulej72> he is having a memory issue
[01:18:41] * cmn32480 accepts this as an omission of purposeful obtuseness
[01:19:04] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson is Flourine!
[01:19:21] * paulej72 thinks that sphinx may be an io hog, but it could be slashd.
[01:19:47] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com easier solution: never let eastenders end
[01:19:48] <cmn32480> not slashd! that can't be the root of all issues
[01:19:48] <Schwifty> ^ 031,500,000 kettles - YouTube
[01:20:10] <paulej72> why are 7 little words not always so little
[01:20:41] <paulej72> 11 letter words are long in my book
[01:20:52] <cmn32480> they the ones that you can't say on TV?
[01:22:15] <paulej72> i have no method to tell if the power is back on at my place
[01:22:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and only on OTA TV broadcasts anyway :)
[01:23:14] <cmn32480> nothign accessible from the outside world?
[01:24:54] <paulej72> no, if I need something like that I set it up at work on a spare system. I used to have an answering machine at home, but I switched to voice mail
[01:25:22] <cmn32480> if you have a home phone, can you call?
[01:25:37] <cmn32480> if the phone isn't there, it shoudl go straight to voicemail.
[01:25:52] <cmn32480> unless you have a tradtional copper line
[01:25:57] <SpallsHurgenson> not all phones need outside power
[01:26:00] <cmn32480> then what I said is bollicks
[01:26:27] <paulej72> it's comcast and i think their system is braindead and does not always send you to VM right away.
[01:26:33] <cmn32480> nuts
[01:26:40] <cmn32480> and the battery is probably still wokring
[01:26:54] <paulej72> and it does send you to VM even when the line should be clear.
[01:27:07] <paulej72> no battery on my new system.
[01:27:10] <cmn32480> nope then you have to drive by
[01:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> or call up the neighbor and ask :)
[01:27:25] <paulej72> I need a drone
[01:27:37] <cmn32480> get 54 of them, you can make a hovercraft
[01:27:54] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[01:27:56] <Schwifty> ^ 03SN article: Man Uses Drones to Create Hovercraft 04(6 comments)
[01:27:59] <paulej72> I live in an aparment complex. I barly recognize my neighbors
[01:28:11] <SpallsHurgenson> call the super?
[01:28:35] <cmn32480> go home and sit in the dark
[01:28:37] <paulej72> Don't think he would appreciate that.
[01:28:45] <cmn32480> enjoy the detoxifying effect of no internet access
[01:28:49] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[01:28:53] <paulej72> I came to work so I would not have to sit in the dark.
[01:29:06] -!- exec [exec!~exec@utioner/T-800/BeVeryAfraid] has joined #Soylent
[01:29:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> keep a raspberry pi running at home so you can ping it and see if you have power.
[01:29:12] <takyon> yikes
[01:29:18] <SpallsHurgenson> call up and have a pizza delivered to your apartment; if they call back to complain the elevator is out, then you'll know :)
[01:29:26] <paulej72> My issue is my lantern batts were dead and I could not quietly read a book.
[01:29:40] <takyon> is there anybody else at work, or is just you
[01:29:44] <cmn32480> steal batteries from the acbinet at work. go home. read book
[01:30:00] <SpallsHurgenson> buy batteries on the way home :)
[01:30:03] <paulej72> there are probably some postdocs and grad stuents arround
[01:30:13] <cmn32480> got any silly string?
[01:30:29] <paulej72> no
[01:30:38] <cmn32480> never mind... that woudl ahve been fun
[01:30:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> well if there's nobody else there... pr0n
[01:30:42] <takyon> came to read a book, got stuck reading #soylent
[01:31:20] <paulej72> no I figured I would fix the staff slash server first and then do some other work I was behind on.
[01:31:22] * cmn32480 thinks paulej72's ereader must be an e-ink version and not backlit
[01:31:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, or you know, a book
[01:32:04] <cmn32480> those rectangular thigns made of dead trees?
[01:32:13] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org:443
[01:32:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, far superior in the spider sqooshing dept as well
[01:32:21] <exec> 03soylentnews.org:443: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[01:32:31] * TheMightyBuzzard gives exec the finger
[01:32:44] <cmn32480> yeah, it'd suck to use an ereader for that and smash it on the counter
[01:33:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i've gotten mixed reactions from the book author when i tell them i used their baby to sqoosh a spider
[01:34:12] <cmn32480> f**king hotel internet
[01:34:20] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.zdnet.com (not really that new but worth reiterating)
[01:34:21] <Schwifty> ^ 03Feds can read every email you opened last year without a warrant | ZDNet
[01:34:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still 503ing on the main page. been over a month now. i can't really justify bouncing the site a gerzillion times to figure out why for just myself though.
[01:35:05] <cmn32480> themightybuzzard - I rather like books, the paper kind
[01:35:20] <takyon> cmn32480 tries to sound sophisticated
[01:35:27] <SpallsHurgenson> site's slow to load, but it does load for me
[01:36:02] <cmn32480> far less difficult on the eyes
[01:37:04] <cmn32480> connection timeout
[01:37:14] <cmn32480> then it cmae up fine
[01:37:21] <cmn32480> I hate computers
[01:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh wells, back to anime reruns and watching the stream of bewbs on #WarOnBigBoobs
[01:39:56] <paulej72> wait what?
[01:41:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> some twit male feminist went off on big boobed women in video games. the gamer ladies spammed his timeline with bewbs then created a hashtag cause they were still a bit crabby bout being called bimbos.
[01:41:47] <takyon> how do you know they are gamer ladies
[01:41:54] <takyon> plenty of Twatter accounts are anonymous
[01:42:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> well some of em's famous like @themercedesxxx
[01:43:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> well famous to a certain kind of film watcher, which you all bloody well are and don't deny it.
[01:43:39] <takyon> big breasts are bad, all women with big breasts should get masectomies to stop being bimbos and reduce cancer risk. However some fat should be left so they are legal in Australia
[01:43:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, that was discussed too
[01:44:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently you have to be 34B-36C or you're not a real woman
[01:44:47] <takyon> soylent loading seems a little finnicky but not terrible
[01:44:57] <cmn32480> that'd make some of the guys I know real women!
[01:45:06] <takyon> added a comment on the RAM article to hopefully kickstart this discussion
[01:45:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'm just in favor of anything that fills my timeline up with boobs.
[01:46:48] * chromas puts ciri in TheMightyBuzzard's timeline
[01:47:17] <chromas> from the there's-always-room-for-one-more dept
[01:47:25] <SpallsHurgenson> robo-boobs?
[01:47:41] <cmn32480> machine-gun-jumblies?
[01:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> i still think Hooters should buy Twizzlers slogan off them.
[01:48:09] <cmn32480> betcha can't eat just one?
[01:48:23] <cmn32480> that's lays...
[01:48:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> "Delightfully tacky yet unrefined" is all well and good but "Makes mouths happy" is more on the nose
[01:48:55] <cmn32480> if they are on my nose, can we get them to move just a littel further south?
[01:49:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> bewbs++
[01:49:14] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 48
[01:49:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[01:49:57] <cmn32480> anakin skywalker is in a new movie. and he has a porno 'stache
[01:52:03] <takyon> sounds familiar
[01:53:23] <takyon> Hayden Christensen or the kid?
[01:53:59] <takyon> wow he has not had a good career
[01:54:07] <takyon> surprise
[01:57:22] <SpallsHurgenson> ncommander tripped over the ethernet cable again
[01:58:05] <takyon> The New iPhone 6S Breaks Apple's Own Taboos - The New York Times - As it nears a size and scope never before approached by a technology company, Apple is doing things its executives said it never would.
[01:58:29] <takyon> so brave
[02:00:57] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, I did what?
[02:01:51] <SpallsHurgenson> site is timing out again, ncommander. you were probably sleepwalking :)
[02:11:08] <SpallsHurgenson> that "hovercraft made of drones" isn't a hovercraft... it's a multirotor helicopter. A hovercraft has an air-cushion
[02:13:14] <cmn32480> not necessarily
[02:13:33] <cmn32480> the DeLorean had a hover conversion done, it had not air cusion
[02:13:50] <SpallsHurgenson> the delorean was a flying car, not a hovercraft :) :)
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[02:14:17] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup.
[02:14:25] <cmn32480> same shit different hotel
[02:14:28] <cmn32480> you?
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[02:15:32] <cmn32480> http://video.foxnews.com
[02:15:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03California Company Developing Personal Hovercraft| Latest News Videos | Fox News ( http://video.foxnews.com )
[02:15:38] <cmn32480> no air cushion
[02:18:56] <takyon> sup soyguest1137
[02:19:36] * SpallsHurgenson feels dirty allowing javascript to run from a foxnews site
[02:19:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (and the player still doesn't load)
[02:19:59] <cmn32480> is that better or worse than the #WaronBigBoobs ?
[02:20:36] <paulej72> Well I am off to get some batteries and head home.
[02:20:49] <cmn32480> betcha the power is on by the time you get there
[02:21:07] <cmn32480> and it'll be on just for spite
[02:21:11] <SpallsHurgenson> but buy a really long extension cord just in case it isn't
[02:21:33] <cmn32480> and be sure to buy ice cream on hte way
[02:21:35] <SoyGuest1137> long time no see pauley
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[02:21:47] <cmn32480> just in case the power is still out, you will have an excuse to wat the whole thing!
[02:21:49] <SpallsHurgenson> also a pony. everybody likes a pony
[02:21:53] <paulej72> been busy at work
[02:22:13] <Ethanol-fooled> cuz fall semester?
[02:22:19] <paulej72> ok laters all
[02:22:31] <paulej72> yep Ethanol-fooled
[02:22:42] <cmn32480> safe trip pj
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[02:58:58] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[02:58:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Functional carbon nanotube integrated circuits: a breakthrough | KurzweilAI
[02:59:56] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[02:59:57] <Schwifty> ^ 03First superconducting graphene created | KurzweilAI
[03:19:48] <cmn32480> ok
[03:19:52] <cmn32480> bedtime for Bonzo
[03:38:02] <cmn32480> ~gnight everybody!
[03:38:04] * exec unjustifiably blows a coffee++ mug of g'day juice at everybody!
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[07:51:33] <SirFinkus> evening folks
[07:51:36] <SirFinkus> what's new
[08:50:23] <Gravis> SirFinkus: death. death is always new. :)
[08:50:35] <SirFinkus> you've died?
[08:50:37] <SirFinkus> impressive
[08:53:08] <crutchy> what's new about death?
[08:53:36] <crutchy> birth is new
[08:53:49] <crutchy> death is old and wrinkly and maggoty
[08:54:26] <Gravis> crutchy: people die ever day
[08:54:30] <Gravis> death is always new
[08:54:36] <Gravis> every*
[08:54:55] <crutchy> if people die every day what's new about it?
[08:55:05] <Gravis> crutchy: different people die
[08:55:14] <crutchy> booooooooorrrrraaaaaaang
[08:55:21] <crutchy> that's not new
[08:55:24] <Gravis> yes it is
[08:55:37] <Gravis> your perception does not change reality
[08:55:53] <crutchy> i don't want your perception
[08:55:55] <crutchy> it smells
[08:56:22] <Gravis> my perception is irrelevant to reality as well
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[08:56:59] <crutchy> whatever dude. as far as i'm concerned death being new is stupid
[08:57:34] <SirFinkus> hello JamesNZ
[08:57:36] <Gravis> a myopic approach to life
[08:57:54] <JamesNZ> Evening SirFinkus :)
[08:58:16] <JamesNZ> How are we all?
[08:58:22] <SirFinkus> I had a question about New Zealanders from a foreign friend, is the term "Kiwi" offensive?
[08:58:27] <crutchy> Gravis is waffling on about death
[08:58:37] <crutchy> weirdo :p
[08:58:42] <SirFinkus> it never struck me as particularly offensive, but I want to be sure since he's a non-native speaker
[08:58:58] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Not at all.
[08:58:59] <Gravis> JamesNZ: we still dont know how we came to being but we have some good theories.
[08:59:07] <crutchy> SirFinkus, allow me to communicate with the off-worlder
[08:59:08] <SirFinkus> what I thought
[08:59:16] <SirFinkus> dictionary said it was offensive
[08:59:17] <crutchy> JamesNZ, baaaaa baaa baaaaaaaa baaaaaa
[08:59:23] <SirFinkus> but dics are stupid
[08:59:24] <SirFinkus> thanks
[08:59:25] <crutchy> :P
[08:59:33] <JamesNZ> Gravis: Good to know :P
[08:59:46] <JamesNZ> crutchy: Oink!
[09:00:05] <Gravis> JamesNZ: well... you did ask "how" we are
[09:00:06] <SirFinkus> what about sheepfucker?
[09:00:19] * SirFinkus bolts
[09:00:31] <SirFinkus> sorry, I have no reason to be an asshole
[09:00:35] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you wouldn't understand.
[09:00:43] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Depends if the person has a sense of humor ;)
[09:01:28] <JamesNZ> Though in general I'd avoid it.
[09:01:43] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:04:27] <crutchy> SirFinkus, abuse is a sign of affection
[09:05:07] <crutchy> well, not abuse abuse
[09:06:09] <crutchy> JamesNZ, hope you're not stinking up the timeline before i get to where you are
[09:07:20] * JamesNZ shuffles his feet uncomfortably
[10:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:24:30] * TheMightyBuzzard pokes Bender
[10:24:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:24:34] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1638
[10:28:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:28:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1639
[10:39:03] * TheMightyBuzzard works up a sub
[11:01:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> thar we go
[11:38:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> and one to grow on
[11:40:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> now for some more naruto
[11:45:56] <crutchy> ~g naruto
[11:46:00] <exec> [google] www.naruto.com/
[11:47:19] <Bytram> ~g nyse
[11:47:22] <exec> [google] https://www.nyse.com
[11:47:32] <Bytram> https://www.nyse.com
[11:47:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03The New York Stock Exchange ( https://www.nyse.com )
[11:48:02] <Bytram> would be nice if I could get stock quotes and current exchange standings...
[11:48:25] <Bytram> ~nyse -- give me the current-ish value of the New York Stock Exchange Index
[11:48:27] <exec> sh: 1: give: not found
[11:48:57] <Bytram> ~nyse: give me the current-ish price for stock symbol C (Citigroup)
[11:49:31] <crutchy> ~g nasdaq
[11:49:32] <Bytram> ~nasdaq -- current National Association of Stock Dealers And Quotations (?) index
[11:49:34] <exec> [google] www.nasdaq.com/
[11:49:53] <Bytram> ~nasdaq:APPL -- give me the current-ish quote for Apple computer
[11:49:59] * Bytram can dream
[11:50:04] <crutchy> ~nyse apl
[11:50:06] <exec> sh: 1: curl: not found
[11:50:07] <Bytram> crutchy: g'morning!
[11:50:12] <crutchy> g'day
[11:50:13] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:50:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1640
[11:50:18] <crutchy> derp. gotta install curl :p
[11:51:08] <crutchy> ~nyse apl
[11:51:11] <exec> 26.72
[11:51:13] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:51:15] <crutchy> ~nyse appl
[11:51:17] <exec> 0.0000
[11:51:20] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:51:31] <crutchy> ~nyse msft
[11:51:33] <exec> 43.07
[11:51:35] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:54:09] <crutchy> ~g dow jones
[11:54:10] <exec> [google] https://au.finance.yahoo.com
[11:54:45] <crutchy> ~nyse appl
[11:54:46] <exec> 0.0000
[11:54:49] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:54:52] <crutchy> :/
[11:55:21] <crutchy> ~nyse aapl
[11:55:23] <exec> 110.15
[11:55:25] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:56:33] <cmn32480> coffee would be great. but the machine in the hotel is borked.
[11:56:47] <cmn32480> *in the hotel ROOM is borked
[11:57:19] <Bytram> ~nasdaq appl
[11:57:30] <Bytram> ^^ crutchy
[11:57:39] <Bytram> nyse c
[11:57:42] <Bytram> ~nyse c
[11:57:45] <exec> 50.87
[11:57:47] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:57:48] <Bytram> ~nyse m
[11:57:51] <exec> 58.87
[11:57:53] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:58:01] <Bytram> nice~
[11:58:04] <Bytram> nice!
[11:58:07] <Bytram> crutchy++
[11:58:07] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 171
[11:58:27] <Bytram> ~nyse
[11:58:40] <Bytram> urg.
[11:58:46] <Bytram> ~nyse djia
[11:58:50] <exec> http://www.google.com
[11:58:54] <Bytram> (Dow Jones Industrial Average)
[11:58:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> cmn32480, that's cause to get a full refund there
[11:59:04] <Bytram> nod nod
[11:59:08] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:59:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1641
[11:59:09] <Bytram> ~uid
[11:59:12] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
[11:59:13] <Bytram> !uid
[11:59:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
[11:59:19] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[11:59:20] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 76°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 71% - Thursday thunderstorm (62°F-77°F), Friday rain (59°F-70°F), Saturday partly cloudy (64°F-78°F), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (63°F-71°F)
[11:59:28] <cmn32480> ~weather charlotte
[11:59:28] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[11:59:30] <exec> 03Charlotte, NC, USA - currently 72°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 91% - Thursday mostly cloudy (67°F-88°F / 19°C-31°C), Friday partly cloudy (66°F-87°F / 19°C-31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (60°F-82°F / 16°C-28°C), Sunday partly cloudy (53°F-77°F / 12°C-25°C)
[11:59:31] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 71°F, mostly cloudy, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday scattered showers (60°F-77°F), Friday rain (55°F-70°F), Saturday mostly sunny (60°F-77°F), Sunday scattered showers (59°F-71°F)
[11:59:34] <crutchy> Bytram, the ~nyse command is a bit agricultural
[11:59:35] <crutchy> https://github.com
[11:59:35] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/exec.txt at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[11:59:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather
[11:59:40] <MrPlow> Today: Considerable clouds this morning. Some decrease in clouds later in the day. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 87F. Winds NNW at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Mixed clouds and sun with scattered thunderstorms. High around 80F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
[11:59:41] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[11:59:43] <cmn32480> ~weather delhi
[11:59:44] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 58°F, mostly sunny, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 84% - Thursday partly cloudy (54°F-76°F), Friday showers (51°F-59°F), Saturday partly cloudy (50°F-71°F), Sunday mostly cloudy (56°F-72°F)
[11:59:47] <exec> 03Delhi, India - currently 97°F / 36°C, mostly sunny, wind NW at 9 mph, humidity 34% - Thursday clear (76°F-99°F / 24°C-37°C), Friday sunny (74°F-101°F / 23°C-38°C), Saturday sunny (76°F-100°F / 24°C-38°C), Sunday sunny (78°F-100°F / 26°C-38°C)
[11:59:50] <cmn32480> ~weather mcmurdo
[11:59:52] <exec> 03McMurdo, Antarctica - currently -23°F / -31°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 14 mph, humidity 48% - Thursday partly cloudy (-31°F--20°F / -35°C--29°C), Friday mostly cloudy (-37°F--29°F / -38°C--34°C), Saturday partly cloudy (-34°F--27°F / -37°C--33°C), Sunday cloudy (-29°F--18°F / -34°C--28°C)
[12:00:02] <cmn32480> is this mess wiht bytram time?
[12:00:03] <Bytram> ~weather baghdad
[12:00:04] <exec> 03Baghdad, Iraq - currently 111°F, widespread dust, wind N at 7 mph, humidity 13% - Thursday sunny (84°F-113°F), Friday sunny (81°F-115°F), Saturday sunny (79°F-114°F), Sunday sunny (83°F-115°F)
[12:00:08] <cmn32480> I forgot that one.
[12:00:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's always mess with Bytram time
[12:00:15] <Bytram> =)
[12:00:30] <Bytram> that might 'splain some things here
[12:00:43] <cmn32480> only a few things?
[12:00:45] <cmn32480> geesh!
[12:01:19] <crutchy> it was more interesting last night ;-P
[12:01:37] <cmn32480> oh dear. do I need to read scrollback?
[12:01:44] <crutchy> spamathon :)
[12:02:02] <cmn32480> which channel?
[12:02:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> here and #staff
[12:02:09] <crutchy> here
[12:02:54] <cmn32480> hmmm
[12:03:03] <cmn32480> last night as in within hte last 8 hours?
[12:03:08] <cmn32480> since I went to bed
[12:03:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, like 27 hours ago
[12:03:36] <cmn32480> or are we talking about the one from night before last
[12:03:39] <cmn32480> ahhh.
[12:03:51] <cmn32480> no that one I apparently missed due to sleeping
[12:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> most folks did cept crutchy
[12:04:47] <crutchy> and SirFinkus
[12:05:05] <cmn32480> silly people up in the dark of the night
[12:05:15] <cmn32480> or the light of day, depending
[12:08:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[12:12:06] <paulej72> ~weather
[12:16:28] <cmn32480> gotta run kids. ahve a good day.
[12:21:11] <Bytram> cmn32480: have a good one!
[12:23:13] <paulej72> !uid
[12:23:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5861, owned by Zappox
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[12:29:08] <janrinok> hi guys
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[12:29:53] <janrinok> Cmn32480_phone: hi !!
[12:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[12:31:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, paulej72
[12:33:50] <paulej72> morning
[12:35:10] <Bytram> paulej72: g'mornin!
[12:35:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: and a belated g'morning to you, too!
[12:35:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:39:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm happy, finally made the SJW blocklists.
[12:41:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, they think they're quarantining us but that's not how blocking works. blocking keeps the blocked person from having to see your nonsense not the other way around.
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[12:47:53] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: afternoon - sry I was only #editorial
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[12:48:34] <janrinok> that looked like a very iffy nickname...
[12:48:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> whazzat?
[12:48:58] <janrinok> AndChat|410969 (~AndChat41@2600:1004:b000:kkij:n:ri:yupt:puh
[12:49:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[12:49:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> didn't see it. i turned join/part messages off after the botnet attack.
[12:49:45] <Subsentient> So I just posted this story about one of my old noble projects. http://imgur.com
[12:49:49] <Subsentient> It didn't end so well.
[12:49:51] <Schwifty> ^ 03See description for details. - Meme on Imgur
[12:50:05] <janrinok> hi Subsentient - just looking
[12:50:21] <Subsentient> janrinok: It's all true, including what it did to me :^(
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[12:51:41] <janrinok> ah, you posted it to imgur and not to SN. But I'm still reading it...
[12:52:54] <Subsentient> janrinok: I wanted to be semi-anonymous. I don't mind putting it on IRC, but I don't want it as a public archive under my name.
[12:53:02] <janrinok> np
[12:53:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> strangely, i have a problem with non-food animals being harmed but much less of one with people being harmed.
[12:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> reason being, cats and dogs generally aren't rat bastards.
[12:54:47] <janrinok> I can agree with that
[12:54:50] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: I understand that.
[12:58:59] <janrinok> TFT - time for tea!
[12:59:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> silly brit
[13:00:09] <janrinok> ... but a happy one
[13:00:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff.
[13:50:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, looks like Phoenix666 beat you to the punch on the Homo Naledi story
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[14:31:10] <SirFinkus> morning
[14:44:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, SirFinkus
[15:35:48] <SirFinkus> fuck, I need really unhealthy chinese food
[15:37:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, now i want some too
[15:40:01] <SirFinkus> panda express doesn't open until 11
[15:40:03] <SirFinkus> god dammit
[15:40:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> fuck man, that's not even GOOD chinese food
[15:40:32] <SirFinkus> I want shitty food
[15:40:40] <SirFinkus> and I like their noodles
[15:40:46] <SirFinkus> idk why
[15:40:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta hit up one of them family owned shops with the all you can eat buffet
[15:40:53] <SirFinkus> but they're my favorite
[15:40:59] <SirFinkus> all of our buffets are shitty
[15:41:17] <SirFinkus> and I weigh 125 pounds, so buffets aren't cost effective for me
[15:41:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas sad. we only have one place within 15 miles but it's family run, awesome, and all you can eat.
[15:42:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, all you can eat buffets are how i went from 160 to 180
[15:42:16] <SirFinkus> everything at ours tastes like it's been under the lamp for a week
[15:42:33] <SirFinkus> quality is sub panda express
[15:42:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> swear i ate the exact same thing every day for lunch for like six months. same stuff off the buffet every day.
[15:43:06] <SirFinkus> sub "box of shit in the freezer you heat up"
[15:44:00] <SirFinkus> I really wish I could pull off good chow mein
[15:44:09] <SirFinkus> it's the only thing that I've tried to cook and failed at
[15:46:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> which is weird cause it's not even chinese, it's american
[15:46:46] <SirFinkus> I think I might need a proper wok and stove
[15:46:50] <SirFinkus> probably the problem
[15:46:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> invented in SF way back in the day
[15:47:07] <SirFinkus> yeah
[15:47:21] <SirFinkus> I read a story about how some guy started and american chinese place in china
[15:48:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> wonder how it did
[15:48:45] <SirFinkus> yeah, I forgot
[15:48:58] <SirFinkus> iirc, the locals were puzzled, but it was catching on a bit
[15:49:12] <SirFinkus> the flavors are pretty universal though
[15:49:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, i dunno why i keep eating popcorn. i hate the stuff.
[15:49:32] <SirFinkus> yeah, fuck popcorn
[15:49:37] <SirFinkus> kettle corn is ok sometimes
[15:49:44] <SirFinkus> but generally it's shit
[15:50:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> damn shells always get stuck in my teeth and take years and a drill press to get out
[15:50:31] <SirFinkus> that happens to me with steak, but it's worth it
[15:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, good steak you barely have to chew
[15:51:10] <SirFinkus> the steak is fine, my teeth are fucked up
[15:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i gotta put any effort into it, i just don't eat it.
[15:51:37] <SirFinkus> trust me, I can cook a steak
[15:52:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, mine are what you'd expect of a gen-x type who was a big mt dew fan during gaming/coding sessions.
[15:52:34] <SirFinkus> the trick is to get whatever you're using to cook it hot as fuck
[15:52:51] <SirFinkus> and don't be shy with the salt and pepper
[15:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> salt at either >45m or <15m
[15:53:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> either one gives you better taste than 15-45m
[15:53:54] <SirFinkus> before cooking I hope you mean
[15:53:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[15:54:03] <SirFinkus> oh good
[15:54:11] <SirFinkus> thought you meant you cooked your steaks for 45 minutes
[15:54:21] <SirFinkus> even 15 minutes is ridiculous
[15:54:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> good god no. well not unless i'm smoking them for some reason.
[15:54:42] <SirFinkus> I've heard of worse
[15:54:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> you can smoke a steak for hours and have it come out damned good.
[15:55:23] <SirFinkus> I tend to like the flavor of steak too much to smoke it
[15:55:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> same
[15:55:46] <SirFinkus> had some awesome brisket at our labor day party though
[15:55:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> never tried sous vide but i'm interested in it a bit.
[15:56:25] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't want to for a steak
[15:56:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> sposed to be where it shines but i like the crust on mine.
[15:56:53] <SirFinkus> exactly
[15:56:58] <SirFinkus> all that shit that causes cancer
[15:57:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> and really i've cooked steaks for 15+ minutes that turned out excellent. granted they were about 2.5 inches thick.
[15:57:45] <SirFinkus> that crunchy bit of fat on the edge of a new york strip
[15:58:31] <SirFinkus> can your french baggies pull that off?
[15:58:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got no love for strip steaks. every one i've had i didn't bother finishing.
[15:59:08] <SirFinkus> oh man
[15:59:09] <SirFinkus> http://susan-thinkingoutloud.blogspot.com
[15:59:09] <Schwifty> ^ 03COOK WITH SUSAN: Perfectly Marbled New York Strip Steaks
[15:59:18] <SirFinkus> that little bit on the end is heavenly
[15:59:27] <SirFinkus> on the left side in the image
[15:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> take a nice big rib roast and cut em about two inches thick after you've aged it in the fridge for about two weeks.
[15:59:55] <SirFinkus> my favorite cut is ribeye though
[16:00:40] <SirFinkus> I even prefer it over tenderloin I think
[16:00:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what you're getting from a rib roast, minus the bone.
[16:01:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, I think I'm on board with that
[16:03:47] <SirFinkus> http://www.businessinsider.com
[16:03:47] <Schwifty> ^ 03Alternative medicine conference ends in chaos - Business Insider
[16:03:49] <SirFinkus> hahaha
[16:04:16] <SirFinkus> jimson weed would have been funnier
[16:06:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> for hippies? arsenic woulda been my choice.
[16:07:18] <SirFinkus> I thought cyanide was the hippy killing drug of choice
[16:08:02] <SirFinkus> Valium, chloral hydrate, cyanide,[137] and Phenergan.[138]
[16:08:04] <SirFinkus> ok
[16:08:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> well really, hippies are best killed manually
[16:08:17] <SirFinkus> just toss everything in there
[16:08:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> using a baseball bat if you have RSI or something that makes punching problematic
[16:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[16:09:16] <Schwifty> ^ 03Cutting Steaks from a Ribeye - YouTube
[16:09:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> I want cow.
[16:09:47] <SirFinkus> I still want shitty chinese
[16:11:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll give it another hour and do myself up a big ole half pound burger
[16:12:20] <SirFinkus> do yourself a favor and pick this up next time you're at the store
[16:12:22] <SirFinkus> if you can find it
[16:12:23] <SirFinkus> beecher's no woman cheese
[16:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[16:12:37] <SirFinkus> err http://store.beechershandmadecheese.com
[16:12:38] <Schwifty> ^ 03Cheeses: No Woman - 1 lb.
[16:12:47] <SirFinkus> it's the best cheese on burgers
[16:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i don't like much outside flavor on burgers. won't even use condiments cause if it's dry enough to need them it has failed as a burger
[16:14:04] <SirFinkus> the flavor is pretty subtle
[16:14:11] <SirFinkus> you do cheese at all?
[16:15:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> generally nothing with more flavor than mild cheddar, colby, or swiss
[16:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> now on sammiches that's another story entirely
[16:33:16] <SirFinkus> https://pbs.twimg.com
[16:33:29] <SirFinkus> most terrifying thing I've seen all week
[16:36:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> man that's creepy.
[16:39:22] * SirFinkus bides time until 11 am
[17:16:45] * AndyTheAbsurd questions SirFinkus' time zone.
[17:16:53] <SirFinkus> PST
[17:17:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> PDT? (Daylight Saving Time doesn't end until November 1.)
[17:18:00] * AndyTheAbsurd questions why AndyTheAbsurd is in EDT.
[17:18:33] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:18:35] <Schwifty> ^ 03B.B. King Autographed Gibson Lucille Best Airbrush Guitar PSA LO AFTAL at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:18:37] <SirFinkus> lol you're shitting me
[17:18:55] <SirFinkus> free shipping though
[17:19:45] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:19:47] <Schwifty> ^ 03Robert Pattinson Autographed Hot Twilight Airbrush Guitar Proof at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:20:02] <SirFinkus> that one would almost be good for a gag
[17:20:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> "This is a full size fully functional incredible Gibson Lucille Guitar hand signed in person by B.B. King." - at that point, who cares if it's fully functional? It's not something you buy to play; it's something you buy to put in a trophy case and show off to your friends.
[17:20:48] <AndyTheAbsurd> I'll offer them a nickel for the Twilight one.
[17:20:57] <SirFinkus> all of these are hideous
[17:21:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> it'll probably cost me more than that in sandpaper in order to get Pattinson's face off of it...
[17:21:28] <SirFinkus> imagine, Tony Iommi walks out on stage with tat
[17:21:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> I guess I could just paint over him, might be cheaper.
[17:21:43] <SirFinkus> all of these are hideous
[17:21:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> He's Tony Iommi, he can walk out on stage with whatever guitar he likes.
[17:22:08] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com
[17:22:09] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[17:22:10] <Schwifty> ^ 03B.B. King Autographed Signed Custom 2-sided Airbrush Guitar at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:22:12] <SirFinkus> true
[17:23:17] <SirFinkus> http://smile.amazon.com but why, she isn't even a musician
[17:23:19] <Schwifty> ^ 03Paris Hilton Autographed Signed Airbrush Guitar Proof PSA/DNA AFTAL at Amazon's Entertainment Collectibles Store ( http://www.amazon.com )
[17:23:59] <SirFinkus> who is buying these?
[17:30:29] * SirFinkus just got another windows 10 gig
[17:30:52] <SirFinkus> 3rd one this week, I think they must have rolled out another wave or something
[18:15:03] <SirFinkus> ok, I've got shitty chinese now, good headphones, and a good rip of mad max
[18:15:13] <SirFinkus> seems about right
[18:22:55] <SirFinkus> oh fuck yes
[18:39:54] janrinok is now known as zz_janrinok
[18:47:27] <mechanicjay> This is just a tedious task -- I need a minion so I don't have to do the drudge work.
[19:05:26] <paulej72> clone youself mechanicjay
[19:06:59] <mechanicjay> I need funding -- maybe I could go visit the grant folks downstairs for some pointers.
[19:18:44] <mechanicjay> ...and another roadblock to get in the way of my tedious task that I had just resolved to work really hard on the for rest of the day.
[19:18:47] <mechanicjay> SOB
[19:32:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> just slander someone with accusations of race/sexism and when they defend themselves scream harassment and start a patreon page.
[19:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> you'll have money rolling in
[19:37:24] <SirFinkus> you have to cut your dick off first
[19:37:28] <SirFinkus> or say you want to
[19:37:59] <SirFinkus> assuming you have one
[19:38:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> Ugh.
[19:38:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> QA people.
[19:38:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> who aren't native English speakers.
[19:38:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[20:18:31] <SirFinkus> wow, mad max really lost steam
[20:18:37] <SirFinkus> they shot their load in the first chase scene
[20:20:56] <SirFinkus> http://www.theinquirer.net
[20:20:57] <Schwifty> ^ 03Microsoft is downloading Windows 10 to your machine 'just in case'- The Inquirer
[21:57:29] <chromas> You'll take it and you'll like it, mister!
[22:00:43] <chromas> The updates that add gwx are Optional Updates, but there's also an option to treat them like Recommended Updates. Could be he had that checked, along with Download Updates Automatically
[22:03:25] <cmn32480> is it wrong that I am considering makeing an account called "TheMightyGweg" just to troll
[22:17:24] <mechanicjay> cmn32480: I'm okay with that
[22:17:32] <cmn32480> excellent
[22:17:40] <cmn32480> it shall be!
[22:17:43] <cmn32480> maybe
[22:17:48] <cmn32480> if I remember after dinner
[22:17:49] <mechanicjay> I see your TheMightyGewg and raise you a TheMightyEthanolFueled!
[22:18:04] <cmn32480> it is The MightyGewg.
[22:18:10] <cmn32480> gweg
[22:18:19] <cmn32480> I odn't want su to be confused!
[22:18:53] <cmn32480> I can type all the unintentional misspellings I want, but intend to screw it up and I make it right
[22:19:02] <cmn32480> sheesh
[22:20:31] * cmn32480 wonders if TheMightyBuzzrd is already taken....
[22:20:40] <cmn32480> drat... looks like it is
[22:21:09] <chromas> try TheMightyBuzzard
[22:21:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[22:21:27] <cmn32480> nah.. thats' taken too
[22:21:28] <chromas> name stealin' on soylent :D
[22:21:34] <cmn32480> who us?
[22:21:39] <chromas> his's got spaces
[22:21:39] <cmn32480> never
[22:21:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'true, i'm speshul
[22:22:09] <cmn32480> we been saying that about you for a long time TMB
[22:22:10] <chromas> pass the helmet around for donations
[22:22:27] <cmn32480> I think we're gonna need a bigger helmet
[22:23:45] * TheMightyBuzzard shows everyone his helmet
[22:24:02] * cmn32480 gets his magnifying glass
[22:25:17] <cmn32480> ok time to get some eats.
[22:25:28] * cmn32480 hears a tummy growl
[22:26:33] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|eatin
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[23:32:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Heat-wave, power outages throughout.
[23:34:18] <Deucalion> Sounds like a whole lot of fun
[23:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> A minor inconvenience.
[23:39:50] <Ethanol-fueled> It's Miller Time.
[23:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually Corona time.
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