#Soylent | Logs for 2015-09-06
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[23:59:39] <Ethanol-fooled> Allright, SN is working again.
[23:59:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bring on the Night, say National Park Visitors in New Study - http://sylnt.us - let-there-be-night
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[23:55:20] <n1> Stranger things have happened.
[23:55:09] <n1> maybe in another few years we'll be able to look back at Libya as a success.
[23:52:31] <n1> mission accomplished and all that, good times.
[23:51:34] <n1> oh wait...
[23:51:32] <n1> wonder what the situation would be in iraq if someone had taken out saddam 10 years ago...
[23:51:29] <mythterj> More like Lebanon I suspect.
[23:51:22] <n1> the people give up their liberties willingly, because of the threat presented by the gov and media, who are only interested in selling fear to maintain their power.
[23:51:17] <mythterj> I wonder what the situation in Syria would be today if someone had taken Assad out 10 years ago when this all started..
[23:50:09] <n1> little has changed....
[23:50:07] <n1> 20 years later
[23:49:45] <Ethanol-fooled> Huh, that's interesting -- I didn't know that Saudi Arabia was preparing for war with Yemein in 1994 to distract the population from the country's problems.
[23:49:33] <n1> i believe is the current state of affairs in Syria anyway
[23:49:20] <Schwifty> ^ 03Interview with Mohammed Al Khilewi: "Saudi Arabia Is Trying to Kill Me" :: Daniel Pipes
[23:49:19] <Ethanol-fooled> http://www.danielpipes.org
[23:49:18] <n1> NATO vs Assad .... Assad vs. ISIS ... NATO vs, ISIS ... Assad vs. Kurds ... ISIS vs. Kurds ... Turkey vs. Kurds ... Russia vs. ISIS ... NATO vs. Russia
[23:49:08] <Ethanol-fooled> when people give up their liberties everytime a terrorist attack happens, that is when the terrorists win.
[23:46:34] <n1> if the terrorists are winning, whatever that means, it's because the governments and media in the west eat up every little bit of PR they put out.
[23:45:29] <n1> and when they do something, they're very respectful and understand we can only handle one event every 2 or 3 years
[23:44:56] <n1> cant fight their way out of a wet paper bag
[23:44:51] <n1> considering how serious the terrorism is in the conflict areas, it's amazing the ones that make it here, which we are told number in the hundreds or thousands
[23:43:40] <n1> so i'm sure it'll work out....
[23:43:35] <n1> but then the CIA, MI6 etc are also milling in those crowds
[23:43:27] <n1> mythterj, they probably are
[23:43:25] <Ethanol-fooled> mytherj, you can count on it.
[23:43:15] <Ethanol-fooled> The "divide and conquer" trick is working wonderfully in the U.S. politically.
[23:43:13] <mythterj> My worry is that a great deal if ISIS is milling about in that herd of mostly males... Nobody is checking.
[23:43:12] <n1> yup
[23:43:01] <Ethanol-fooled> And divided societies are less likely to get together and rise up against the real injustice.
[23:42:08] <n1> Ethanol-fooled, pretty much my thoughts.
[23:41:53] <n1> so imagine how much we spend on freedom and all that jazz
[23:41:40] <n1> look at all that military hardware we've been parading infront of them for decades, we clearly dont mind splashing the cash on multimillion dollar everything military
[23:41:30] <Ethanol-fooled> possibly with the endgame of a form of slavery-lite.
[23:40:48] <n1> material wealth, healthcare
[23:40:34] <n1> powerhouse economies, with jobs for everyone who's willing to work hard
[23:40:16] <n1> about how awesome we are, how much freedom we have
[23:40:10] <n1> mythterj, decades of propaganda
[23:40:05] <n1> the 'de facto state in eastern syria' would be good to isolate assad or whatever that shit was.
[23:39:52] <mythterj> Kinda reminds me of when a bazillion kids from south america suddenly flooded into the US. There is something driving it which the press isn't covering.
[23:39:39] <n1> wasn't it just in 2012 that AQinIraq was the solution to the Assad problem?
[23:39:35] <Ethanol-fooled> Another thing I considered is that it would be some kind of economic reset, to lower the wages and standards of living for everybody else all for the purpose of keeping the economic-voodoo gravy-train a-rollin'.
[23:39:13] <n1> "Former CIA director David Petraeus is advocating giving arms to members of al-Nusra Front, an al-Qaida off-shoot, to beat Isis. "
[23:38:50] <Ethanol-fooled> n1, I kinda think so. There's an obvious agenda here. And everywhere else it's happening.
[23:38:18] <n1> but i think thats actually what this is being used for, an excuse to ramp up the police state to new levels of insanity
[23:37:46] <Ethanol-fooled> Well, I think not turning their countries into rubble and incubating radical terrorism would possibly help more in the long-term.
[23:37:46] <n1> sounds fucking beautiful
[23:37:43] <n1> im not up for that, lets fuck ourselves over, build a big ass fence around the country and start an even bigger papers please big brother society
[23:37:19] <n1> is to make it worse for everyone
[23:37:16] <n1> the only solution, to stop people coming here
[23:37:08] <n1> then why wouldn't they keep moving
[23:37:06] <Ethanol-fooled> Bahahahaah
[23:37:04] <Ethanol-fooled> YET, n1. YET.
[23:36:57] <n1> but wont get chased out of germany, uk etc
[23:36:52] <n1> and if they're being chased out of hungary, greece and italy etc
[23:36:40] <n1> people are doing what they think is best for them
[23:36:07] <Ethanol-fooled> And they can't settle in just any country...it MUST be the UK, Germany, or Sweden.
[23:36:04] <mythterj> I'm amazed how deep into central europe they got before the press got wind of it.
[23:36:02] <n1> quite right, and that meddling goes back 100 years, but we're doing the best we can to avoid even linking this to the fallout from the most recent iraq war
[23:35:36] <mythterj> Most of these are from aledgedly from a refugee camp in northern seria that just skedaddled over the border in mass.
[23:35:27] <Ethanol-fooled> But this problem was caused by meddling in the Middle East. Meddling that should have been avoided.
[23:34:59] <n1> there are going to be lots of variations on the hows and the whys, people are coming from several countries with varying degrees of conflict and poverty through various different methods
[23:33:54] <n1> it depends how they're getting out, this is not a simple situation
[23:33:26] <mythterj> So leave the women behind for the militants? Seems odd.
[23:32:46] <n1> and the men are probably being pushed into joining one of the half dozen militant factions in the area theyve come from
[23:32:31] <n1> so i wouldn't take the gender ratio too seriously, although there probably is more men than women, the men may be seen as more likely to survive the journey, get a job when they arrive to then bring the rest of the family back
[23:32:24] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, I sure don't.
[23:31:45] <n1> i wouldnt trust the media for shit when showing whats actually going on
[23:31:06] <mythterj> We've already taken in 12 million refugies, but just give it time, I'm sure we will take more.
[23:30:40] <Ethanol-fooled> mytherj, they should allow only single women to seek refugee status.
[23:30:20] <mythterj> Still you have to wonder why so few women...
[23:30:10] <Ethanol-fooled> Yeah, that's one thing that's kind of hard to find...where is the anger at America for all this?
[23:29:31] <n1> why cant they stay where we're bombing them and/or propping up dictators damn it?
[23:29:09] <n1> next week it will be back to anger
[23:29:00] <n1> it's only the last week they changed the tone, with the pic of the dead kid
[23:28:52] <n1> to be fair, theyve been going with the populist anger all year
[23:28:43] <Ethanol-fooled> So progressive!
[23:28:35] <Ethanol-fooled> And as usual the media is doing an excellent job of rallying people to the charity cause and utterly ignoring populist anger.
[23:28:31] <n1> things already are interesting
[23:27:58] <Ethanol-fooled> Yep, things are gonna get interesting.
[23:26:37] <mythterj> I also noticed that images of refugee crouds are almost completely male (military age), with some childred, and relativly few women.
[23:25:35] <mythterj> Yeah, I was wondering just how long the "welcome mat" will be out, after they all get undated...
[23:24:58] <Ethanol-fooled> Europe must be progressive to, er, progress.
[23:24:32] <Ethanol-fooled> On a trollish note, more multiculturalism is coming to Europe! Aren't you all excited?
[23:21:01] <n1> that could be quite nice
[23:20:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Maybe a wood plank pattern and a dartboard?
[23:20:16] <Ethanol-fooled> So, yellows and browns?
[23:20:08] <chromas> beer theme
[23:19:57] <Ethanol-fooled> what would be some good ideas for a soylent theme?
[23:19:49] <n1> :|
[23:19:44] <chromas> maybe a new soylent theme
[23:19:43] <n1> this is really strange, ive not had one failed page load today
[23:19:04] <Ethanol-fooled> I'm just going to be lazy for now.
[23:18:48] <Ethanol-fooled> the novelty of it wore off, chromas.
[23:17:55] <chromas> Ethanol-fooled: you could hack on your bot
[23:17:52] <Ethanol-fooled> I just hit F5 like 25 times in a row without a single load. I doubt it'll be back up until it's back up.
[23:16:57] <Ethanol-fooled> damn, that sucks.
[23:16:49] <mythterj> With enough refreshes(reloads) you finally get a page load. But posting is almost impossible.
[23:16:13] <Ethanol-fooled> Bahaha
[23:16:11] <Ethanol-fooled> Oh yeah...troll #Soylent
[23:16:04] <Ethanol-fooled> W-what'll I do to PASS THE TIME?
[23:01:02] <takyon> it's been happening for hours
[23:00:41] <takyon> yeah
[22:56:10] <chromas> Don't think so, but we've had a few reports
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[22:54:55] <SoyGuest63106> any schedules maintenance going on or sumthin?
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[22:53:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Soylent news is a blank page.
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[22:44:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Give it a couple of minutes and try again.
[22:43:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> I've had occasional problems today with the site not loading.
[22:42:52] <Tachyon_> this doesn't work?
[22:42:48] <Schwifty> ^✓ 03SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[22:42:48] <Tachyon_> https://soylentnews.org
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[22:24:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1631
[22:24:32] <crutchy> coffee++
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[21:27:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Plastic Heals Itself - http://sylnt.us - plastic-fantastic
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[20:43:11] <n1> but i guess thats a saving of $20m or so over the $102m they spent the month before.
[20:38:58] <n1> DoD spent $80m on clothes last month apparently.
[20:36:52] <Schwifty> ^ 03BFP Exclusive Report- A Distillation of DOD Funding Priorities for August 2015
[20:36:51] <n1> http://www.boilingfrogspost.com
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[20:20:24] <n1> not sure i'd be a fan of looking out the office window and seeing it every day though
[20:12:28] <arti> yeah, artwork++
[20:12:15] <n1> thats quite cool
[19:37:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Head of Franz Kafka by David Černý in Prague. - GIF on Imgur
[19:37:58] <arti> http://imgur.com
[19:25:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Detect the Farthest Galaxy Yet With Keck Telescope - http://sylnt.us - that's-a-long-way...
[19:23:43] <arti> marklar
[19:08:36] <takyon> took like 4 tries to post a comment on your journal
[19:05:24] <takyon> still happening an hour and a half after I noticed it
[18:40:05] <n1> i still havn't had an issue and ive been furiously clicking around
[18:26:56] <mythterj> Site seems to deliver blank pages, and a refresh (or two) will eventually deliver the complete page.
[18:26:06] <mythterj> Yup.
[17:56:48] <takyon> anyone having trouble connecting
[17:54:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Role Model' Bhutan Takes Zen Approach to Climate Change - http://sylnt.us
[16:23:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Foundation Releases PARANOID Internal Infosec Guide - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-paranoid,-they-really-are-out-to-get-me!
[15:22:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Comcast is Changing Tactics in Response to Cord Cutters - http://sylnt.us - why-cable-companies-are-so-hated
[12:50:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Dawning of the Age of Flex Labor - http://sylnt.us - you-can-start-tomorrow...-and-finish-next-friday
[10:49:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook's First Full-scale Internet Drone - http://sylnt.us - i'm-so-high
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[05:45:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - California News Photographers Want to Keep Their Drones - http://sylnt.us - a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words
[04:52:00] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 39
[04:52:00] <chromas> Subsentient++
[04:39:30] * Subsentient notices the bot is named Schwifty, takes a shit on the floor
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[03:43:58] <Ethanol-fueled> wanna drink, too tired to though.
[03:42:45] * cmn32840 gets out the Febreeze
[03:42:36] <swiss> i like tapas
[03:42:23] <swiss> gross
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[03:17:32] <SpallsHurgenson> "Be excellent to one another"
[03:16:26] * Deucalion scoffs some tapas and taps out for the night. Be well and be good to one another. Peace.
[03:14:56] <SpallsHurgenson> "give away"? you have to buy into their courses.
[03:13:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Foundation Giving Away Chromebooks - http://sylnt.us - there-has-to-be-a-catch
[03:13:12] <crutchy> apparently yo mama uses a buzz saw on her tama lama ding dong
[03:13:08] <Schwifty> ^ 03Why drivers in China intentionally kill the pedestrians they hit: Chinas laws have encouraged the hit to kill phenomenon.
[03:13:08] <SpallsHurgenson> good god... finally a place with worse drivers than LA http://www.slate.com
[03:10:28] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I only apply buzz-saws topically these days
[03:05:36] * SpallsHurgenson learned the hard way never to consume buzz saws as a late-night beverages... it does terrible things to the innards
[03:05:24] <Bytram> g'night cmn32840
[03:05:06] * exec suspiciously cracks open a buzz saw of $insert_beverage_here for bytram!
[03:05:05] <cmn32840> ~gnight bytram!
[02:59:58] <Schwifty> ^ 03RFC-2631, fips 186-3 and openssl's implementation of DSAappear broken (and possibly backdoored) | ___
[02:59:57] <Bytram> https://j.ludost.net
[02:59:51] <SpallsHurgenson> howitzers do 2d6 damage to all units in the target hex and all six surrounding hexes!
[02:59:07] <arti> shoot and scoot
[02:56:15] * crutchy prefers natural forward artillery
[02:55:51] <crutchy> though to be fair a lot of them are fake :/
[02:55:25] <exec> <crutchy> he has an army of haaarrooooghhitzers
[02:55:24] <crutchy> s/howitzers/haaarrooooghhitzers/
[02:54:48] <crutchy> he has an army of howitzers
[02:54:31] <SpallsHurgenson> puh-lease; the Hoff kick's norris's cowboy ass! I mean, the Hoff's best friends are boobalicious women and a talking car!
[02:54:11] <crutchy> he can make love to a woman just by looking at her
[02:53:40] <crutchy> he's up there with bruce schneier and chuck norris
[02:52:57] <SpallsHurgenson> isn't The Hoff the greatest singer and actor the world has ever seen, at least according to the Germans?
[02:52:06] <crutchy> o.O
[02:52:00] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03The+Hoff: There aren't any definitions for The+Hoff yet. Can you define it?
[02:51:57] <crutchy> ~define the hoff
[02:51:38] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03hof: Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.
[02:51:36] <crutchy> ~define hof
[02:51:16] <cmn32840> I can't fault for wanting to tribute to those who were here at the begining. they were instrumental in making it all go
[02:51:13] <exec> *** reminder for Bytram: check hof stats
[02:50:29] <crutchy> s/git/mercurial/
[02:50:12] * SpallsHurgenson calls Deucalion a sentimental old git
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[02:48:32] <Deucalion> I couldn't bring myself to remove xlefay and Landon. Call me a sentimental old git, I won't care :P
[02:47:34] <cmn32840> Retired? Nice touch. :-)
[02:47:23] <Deucalion> I have been home for a long time.... come on in, everyone is welcome.
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[02:46:50] <cmn32840> you learned somethign new? you get to go home!
[02:46:37] <Deucalion> I learned something new today... life is therefore good
[02:46:08] <Deucalion> cmn32840, does the new MOTD suit your sensibilities? Who knew one needs to specify /rehash motd rather than expect a /rehash to act as a /rehash *
[02:45:13] <exec> *** reminder set for Bytram: check hof stats
[02:45:12] <Bytram> ~remind 6 min check hof stats
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[02:44:38] <Bytram> hmm, yeah! I think so!
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[02:44:01] <crutchy> Bytram, is that sorta thing what you were thinking? ^
[02:43:25] <exec> *** reminder for crutchy: fart
[02:43:15] <exec> *** reminder set for crutchy: fart
[02:43:14] <crutchy> ~remind 10 sec fart
[02:42:52] <exec> syntax: ~remind value min|m|sec|s [optional msg to display]
[02:42:52] <exec> error: incorrect number of parameters
[02:42:50] <crutchy> ~remind df
[02:42:39] <arti> looks like you need a reminder
[02:42:30] <exec> alias "~remind" requires additional trailing argument
[02:42:27] <crutchy> :/
[02:42:17] <crutchy> ~remind
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[02:39:56] <Bytram> crutchy: an idea for your bot: a count-down timer function. ~in 1h10m5s Bytram: time to check sub queue
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[02:33:59] * Deucalion is about to rehash the ircd - fingers crossed
[02:23:44] <Deucalion> I stole Deucalion from Vega Strike tbh. Not intentionally, the nick just popped into my head when I was looking to change up, only later it dawned on me why the name was in my head. Funny how things work.
[02:22:17] <crutchy> brb
[02:22:16] <crutchy> damn headache :<
[02:21:28] <Deucalion> no doubt.
[02:21:18] <crutchy> i'm a slave to her chest
[02:20:58] <crutchy> lol nah you're no competition for her. sorry :p
[02:20:43] <Deucalion> Your wife may take umbrage about you think about my juggs - but w/e
[02:20:10] <crutchy> though Deucalion is a cool nick
[02:20:09] <Deucalion> hola cutchy o/
[02:19:58] <crutchy> i still think of you as juggs :p
[02:19:44] * exec accidentally blows a spoon of red cordial at juggs
[02:19:43] <crutchy> ~g'day juggs
[02:19:23] <Deucalion> :P
[02:19:19] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:19:18] <Deucalion> ~weather MyPants
[02:19:02] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[02:19:01] <Deucalion> ~weather
[02:18:59] <exec> location "x" deleted
[02:18:58] <crutchy> ~time-del x
[02:18:53] <crutchy> derp
[02:18:50] <crutchy> well in that case ~time-del x
[02:18:42] <crutchy> ah
[02:18:29] <Bytram> crutchy: it's kind of an inside joke for me. A popular and inexpensive watch brand here is called "Timex" -- so, "~time x" is of a similar sound, and also tells me what the UTC time is
[02:17:30] <exec> Saturday, 5 September 2015 @ 10:17 pm EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[02:17:28] <crutchy> ~time x
[02:17:26] <exec> name "x" set for location "boston"
[02:17:24] <crutchy> ~time-add x boston
[02:17:12] <crutchy> aw
[02:17:07] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 6 September 2015, 2:17 am
[02:17:05] <crutchy> ~time x
[02:17:02] <exec> name "x" set for location "bytram's house"
[02:17:01] <crutchy> ~time-add x bytram's house
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[02:16:28] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Sunday, 6 September 2015, 2:16 am
[02:16:26] <Bytram> ~time x
[02:03:00] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day
[02:02:44] <crutchy> o.O
[02:02:37] * exec insatiably hurls a caravan of Debian at Bytram
[02:02:36] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[01:57:34] <crutchy> then they'll be able to transport the refugees to crematoria
[01:56:15] <crutchy> they just need the 7th sign to make it functional;
[01:55:48] <SpallsHurgenson> worse, it's in the hands of the FRENCH
[01:53:02] <SpallsHurgenson> geez... the LHC is a loop that is, like, 4 miles across. That's one big gate.
[01:50:59] <Schwifty> ^ 03Michigan Newspaper Claims the Large Hadron Collider Is Being Used as a "Stargate"
[01:50:58] <SpallsHurgenson> http://gizmodo.com someone tell col. oneil, the secret is out!
[01:49:56] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, it just proves you are more efficient than the guys who engineered the thing :)
[01:48:43] <cmn32840> extra parts after assembly are normal, right?
[01:46:42] <cmn32840> no worries. not exactly gotta happen today
[01:44:24] <Deucalion> bleh, looks like I'll have to change the server config file and rehash the daemon, not something I can change via a client.
[01:44:18] <n1> i dont get my hands dirty, but the end result works ;)
[01:43:03] <cmn32840> you coudl tell us, but you'ld ahve to kill us?
[01:42:49] <n1> top secret ;)
[01:41:35] <Deucalion> What's the new business venture n1?
[01:41:20] <Deucalion> Such is life - have to get the priorities right
[01:41:18] <SpallsHurgenson> google's new favicon really annoys me for some reason
[01:38:49] <n1> between that and i had to relocate, it's been hard to get the motivation to come on here sadly
[01:38:13] <n1> month behind but finally done the soft launch of the new one this week.
[01:36:34] <Deucalion> how's business?
[01:36:29] <Deucalion> likewise
[01:36:15] <n1> but still, good to see you still around :)
[01:36:09] <Deucalion> Q.E.D.
[01:35:55] <n1> and i read thats a grope...
[01:35:19] <Deucalion> n1, I got tired of the boobie jests and grouped another nick
[01:35:11] <cmn32840> he got a reduction and became Deucalion
[01:34:51] * n1 was wondering where juggs went
[01:34:18] <Deucalion> Yeh - I never really see it either - it's there of course but all the channels pop up when I re-connect so I pay little attention to the server channel, thanks for bringing it to my attention
[01:33:23] <Deucalion> I should certainly update it to show Deucalion rather than juggs :)
[01:33:23] <cmn32840> I happened to notice it when I was playing around earlier today on the web client
[01:32:57] <cmn32840> Deucalion - your call.
[01:32:38] <cmn32840> I think flex labor pretty well describes you
[01:32:15] <n1> needed to be something fitting for me lol
[01:32:14] <Deucalion> I see xlefay, me, Landon, pj and FunPika - I think there's only myself and pj actively doing anything these days, IRC-wise. That's a short list :( I think sentiment keeps xlefay and Landon on that list :D
[01:32:10] <n1> thanks ;)
[01:32:04] <cmn32840> then I shall back out of it and let you ahve all the glory
[01:31:53] <n1> Flex Labour will be 1000
[01:31:46] <n1> !
[01:31:45] <n1> yup
[01:30:31] <cmn32840> n1 - those two posts put you at 999 stories posted!
[01:28:00] <cmn32840> yeah. that one
[01:27:45] <Deucalion> cmn32840, the MOTD type banner on the server channel?
[01:27:08] <Deucalion> cmn32840, just got scrollback - what staff list?
[01:22:48] <SpallsHurgenson> and Meatloaf :) :)
[01:22:36] <crutchy> same with james hetfield
[01:20:47] <crutchy> "Brian Johnson is like fine wine. He gets better with age." <-- so true
[01:20:39] * SpallsHurgenson hopes the hero rescues the princess by the end
[01:20:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, story time!
[01:20:01] <cmn32840> not too far off SpallsHurgenson
[01:19:22] <cmn32840> so when we last left our hero, he was headed out on the festival circuit
[01:15:57] <crutchy> oompa loompas that do all the eating
[01:14:46] * SpallsHurgenson suddenly imagines cmn32840 as father to a bunch of oompa-loompas
[01:12:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Experimental Unity Game Engine Editor Released for Linux - http://sylnt.us - getting-it-all-together
[01:10:37] <cmn32840> back in a few. gotta put my midgets to bed
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[01:09:09] <cmn32840> makes me last longer
[01:09:05] <cmn32840> I been keeping refrigerated mostly.
[01:08:35] <n1> how have you been keeping?
[01:08:32] <n1> appreciated, and i am doing ok thanks
[01:07:50] <cmn32840> welcome back to the land of the internet connected
[01:07:20] <n1> hey cmn32840 :)
[01:07:17] <n1> i'd just rather people stopped ruining good music with their singing.
[01:06:52] <crutchy> the only other singer that i hold as high as bee gees is brian johnson
[01:06:49] <SpallsHurgenson> Jesus!
[01:06:48] <cmn32840> n1 how be you?!
[01:06:34] <cmn32840> Holy Shit! The Prodigal Son returns!!!!!
[01:06:17] * SpallsHurgenson sneaks some Bette Middler onto the playlist
[01:06:17] <n1> scary
[01:06:14] <n1> they have their moments, but the idea of 3 hours of them
[01:06:00] <crutchy> they put modern singers to shame
[01:05:43] <crutchy> bee gees are awesome
[01:05:22] <n1> masochism
[01:04:52] * crutchy will be playing bee gees songs for the next 3 hours
[01:04:46] <n1> haha
[01:04:31] <crutchy> oh fuck. there was bee gees in the related vids o.O
[01:03:19] <n1> you're too kind, let them suffer by eating the stuff.
[01:02:29] <SpallsHurgenson> ... without a machine gun :)
[01:02:13] <n1> the mistake you're making is going into fast-food joints
[01:01:29] <SpallsHurgenson> is it wrong that everytime I go into a fast-food joint I think of that scene (and sympathize? :)
[01:00:53] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, chromas knows what I'm talking about
[01:00:42] <crutchy> fuck yeah rooooooxannne!!
[01:00:35] * chromas gives SpallsHurgenson a sad-looking burger
[01:00:33] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Police - Roxanne - YouTube
[01:00:33] <SpallsHurgenson> Michael Douglas goes slowly nuts in LA
[01:00:32] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:00:00] * n1 googles Falling Down
[00:59:01] <n1> i decided to listen to 'Canary in a Coalmine'
[00:58:55] <SpallsHurgenson> "Falling Down" is a great movie to watch on a scorching hot day
[00:57:55] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Digital Remaster 1080p) - YouTube
[00:57:54] <crutchy> this song is still amazing even now https://www.youtube.com
[00:57:11] <n1> i still like sting in The Police, even if that was 30 or so years ago...
[00:57:07] <crutchy> yeah i'd rather bono be executed before sting
[00:56:35] <SpallsHurgenson> but... but... my face-lair!
[00:56:31] <n1> that would be great
[00:56:29] <n1> well, if bono can be put in place a week before the revolution
[00:56:16] <crutchy> or bono?
[00:56:11] <crutchy> like sting?
[00:55:53] <n1> the one who gets executed when the revolution comes, and you just get to install a new frontman
[00:55:38] <n1> or you could use a frontman
[00:55:36] <exec> <chromas> <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, use the Schwartz
[00:55:35] <chromas> crutchy: s/force/Schwartz/
[00:55:32] <SpallsHurgenson> you don't think a giant volcano lair caved into into the likeness of my face would inspire fear and respect?
[00:55:17] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, use the force
[00:55:07] <n1> sham elections are somewhat important
[00:55:02] <n1> you dont have to, but if you want a mix of fear and respect
[00:54:58] * SpallsHurgenson is already working on gettin' a lair an' minions an' everything!
[00:54:40] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, do I have too? that doesn't sound like much fun. I was gonna use bond supervillian tactics.
[00:54:31] <n1> those strategies have been working pretty well for quite some time now
[00:54:08] <n1> easily done, make sure no one else with credibility can get on the ballot, or just keep having elections until the people vote the right way
[00:52:04] <SpallsHurgenson> only if I can be supreme ruling dictator for life.
[00:49:47] <n1> would offend the wrong people perhaps, the rest would prefer we didn't indulge in fantasy about functioning democracy
[00:47:43] <crutchy> the idea of democracy functioning would offend too many people
[00:40:28] <Gravis> TheMightyBuzzard: your coverage of the hugo awards deal made it seem like a committee decided there should be no award when in fact it was the populous vote
[00:38:27] <Gravis> i mean, it really explains what happened
[00:38:16] <Schwifty> ^ 03The Hugo Awards 2015, Nomination Slates Voting No Award - YouTube
[00:38:15] <Gravis> aww man, SN should have included a link to this video when they posted about to Hugo Award deally: https://www.youtube.com
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