#Soylent | Logs for 2015-08-28
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[00:13:32] <SpallsHurgenson> oh yeah, another #soylent log file started by me! :-)
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[00:46:02] * SpallsHurgenson sings a little song, does a little dance, shakes it shakes it right outta his pants
[00:58:46] * SpallsHurgenson is outraged that a 2gb file will take 10 minutes to download... who has that sort of time? :)
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[01:03:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> LOL
[01:03:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> It took me 40 minutes to torrent a 1.4 GB file the other day! ...but I know that my connection sucks.
[01:04:17] <SirFinkus> Torrents? you're illegal! CYBER CRIMINAL
[01:04:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> Are you gonna report me to the cyber-police?
[01:04:49] SpallsHurgenson is now known as CyberCops
[01:04:57] * CyberCops gets out his handcuffs
[01:05:19] <CyberCops> (don't ask why I carry around handcuffs :)
[01:05:41] CyberCops is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:06:07] <SirFinkus> I won't ask that, but I will ask why they're covered in pink synthetic fur
[01:06:39] <SpallsHurgenson> you won't like the answer :)
[01:06:44] <SirFinkus> and what use does a a cyber cop have with a ball gag?
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[01:08:51] <SpallsHurgenson> its in support of your fifth ammendment rights :)
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[01:21:14] * Deucalion peeks in, notes nothing has changed, grabs a beer
[01:23:16] <SirFinkus> have this https://www.youtube.com
[01:23:22] <^> ^ 03SOS - Japanese Release - YouTube
[01:23:31] <SirFinkus> it starts weird, gets weirder
[01:23:44] <SirFinkus> if you have the patience
[01:24:31] <Deucalion> dafuq am I watching?
[01:25:01] <SirFinkus> cult propaganda video
[01:25:12] <SirFinkus> *music video
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[01:25:31] <SirFinkus> the second song is creepier when you know about the cult
[01:25:37] <SirFinkus> famous for "love bombing"
[01:25:52] <BadCoderFinger> I know that cult!
[01:26:20] <SirFinkus> evolution one at 9 minutes in is one of the better ones
[01:27:03] <SirFinkus> the first song is the catchiest though
[01:28:15] <Deucalion> bizarre.....
[01:29:12] <SirFinkus> it gets batshit when it hits the one about barcodes
[01:29:29] <SirFinkus> oh, forgot about the abortion one too
[01:31:20] <Bytram> !uid
[01:31:20] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5833, owned by TomKronic
[01:32:50] <SpallsHurgenson> man, I never get invited to the cool cults
[01:33:20] <Bytram> maybe you just need to 'moon' someone?
[01:33:39] <Deucalion> surprised you haven't started your own Spalls.... hoardersRUs or something
[01:34:00] <BadCoderFinger> Hoarding for $DEITY!
[01:34:51] <Bytram> weren't those the Mongols?
[01:34:59] <SpallsHurgenson> Pantsless Hoarders of the Apocalypse!
[01:35:20] <BadCoderFinger> I dread the pantsless apocalypse.
[01:35:53] * Bytram twists up his knickers, just in case
[01:36:15] <SirFinkus> free flavor-aide or pudding is no fun compared to free sex
[01:36:36] <SirFinkus> *free sex with 14% of your income
[01:36:53] <SirFinkus> suckers, I'm unemployed
[01:39:21] <Deucalion> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:39:27] <^> ^ 03Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1 • The Register
[01:40:06] <SirFinkus> just in time for html 5 ads to become just as annoying
[01:40:32] <Deucalion> Question the motives of course, but putting another nail in Flash's coffin is no bad thing
[01:40:43] <Bytram> flash--
[01:40:43] <Bender> karma - flash: -5
[01:40:46] <SirFinkus> true
[01:41:17] <SpallsHurgenson> imgur need an account to upload pictures now?
[01:42:00] <SirFinkus> no?
[01:42:06] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:42:12] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently yes.
[01:42:13] <SirFinkus> 2 seconds ago I uploaded this
[01:42:14] <ciri> 3
[01:42:28] <SirFinkus> I most assuredly do not have an account
[01:42:30] <JamesNZ> Shut up ciri.
[01:43:45] <SpallsHurgenson> when I click "publish" it redirects me to a sign-in page
[01:44:50] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:44:53] <SirFinkus> works on my machine
[01:44:59] <SpallsHurgenson> well, they hate me :)
[01:45:02] <SirFinkus> oh wait
[01:45:13] <SirFinkus> I think that's if you want it to show up on the front page
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[01:46:41] <SpallsHurgenson> they changed something and now it sucks :)
[01:46:48] <SpallsHurgenson> but here, see if this works:
[01:46:50] <SpallsHurgenson> http://imgur.com
[01:46:50] <^> ^ 03Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet
[01:47:02] <SirFinkus> yes
[01:48:26] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[01:48:32] <SpallsHurgenson> makes you wonder what's in the secret sauce
[01:48:33] <SirFinkus> yeah, nothing different for me
[01:48:33] <Bytram> where's the beef?
[01:48:35] <Bytram> =)
[01:50:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I always knew I hated tiramisu... now I know why
[01:50:33] <BadCoderFinger> Bytram: s/beef/beer/
[01:50:39] <Bytram> LOL
[01:52:11] <SirFinkus> mmm, beeramisu
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[01:52:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, now i wanna beer
[01:53:01] <Bytram> I'm trying to remember what they called it... word ladders? where you'd start with one word, and by changing a single letter at each turn (each resulting in a valid word) would ultimately end up with the destination word.
[01:53:31] <BadCoderFinger> If it ends up as beer, I'm for it.
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[01:54:01] <Bytram> so, s/beef/beer/ and then s/beer/bear/ and then s/bear/tear/ etc.
[01:54:32] * Bytram did that once with TLAs for the DEPT line in one of the stories he pushed out.
[01:55:05] <cmn32480> golly... Bytram sure is up late!
[01:55:40] <Bytram> yeah... I noticed the poll question was old; put up a new one
[01:55:46] <Bytram> and then got to chatting
[01:56:09] <SpallsHurgenson> its not old... it's CLASSIC
[01:57:32] * Bytram tries to remember which story that was...
[01:58:51] <Bytram> ahh, I think I found it: http://soylentnews.org
[01:58:53] <^> ^ 03SN article: 80% of Americans Support Labelling for Foods "Containing DNA" 04(104 comments) ( https://soylentnews.org )
[01:59:01] <Bytram> DNA-> ... -> GMO
[01:59:12] <Bytram> from the DNA->SNA->SLA->TLA->TBA->NBA->NBC->NEC->SEC->SEO->SCO->TCO->TMO->GMO dept.
[01:59:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Possible Legal Test for Great Lakes Water Compact - http://sylnt.us - sign-of-things-to-come
[02:00:08] <Deucalion> nice :)
[02:03:31] <SpallsHurgenson> got some unnecessary transforms in there though (SNA, TLA, SEO)
[02:04:01] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... wait... m
[02:04:30] <SpallsHurgenson> ignore that, its late and my brain doesn't work :)
[02:04:54] <SpallsHurgenson> (those two facts are not related, btw :)
[02:09:33] <Bytram> I double checked, but I wouldn't be surprised if there were a mistake.
[02:10:47] <Bytram> it was a stretch to use 'TMO' as an abbreviation for T-Mobile, but all of the others are genuine, real-life acronyms
[02:11:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought it was for the Technology Management Office
[02:11:32] <BadCoderFinger> Their most recent advertising line is "The un-carrier." With all the dropped calls, I have to agree.
[02:11:46] <SirFinkus> I think my cactus is trying to kill itself
[02:11:59] <SirFinkus> I guess I'm that boring to hang out with
[02:12:41] <SpallsHurgenson> or Thermo Magnetic Optical or Talent Management Organization or Tracking of Moving Objects or The McCallum Observer or Traffic Management Office or...
[02:13:10] <SirFinkus> Tickle My Openings
[02:15:40] <SpallsHurgenson> buy me dinner first
[02:16:06] <SirFinkus> can I cook instead?
[02:17:35] <SpallsHurgenson> well, maybe, if that's what you really want... let me check to see if I have some fava beans and chianti in the house first
[02:18:13] <SirFinkus> I already had a recipe in mind, from my new book
[02:18:15] <SirFinkus> http://booru.touhouradio.com
[02:18:51] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... what is with you and all these semen-dishes? Are you trying to tell us something?
[02:20:15] <SirFinkus> ;)
[02:40:04] <SpallsHurgenson> now, now, don't be shy. I mean, if you can't open up and tell your secrets to complete strangers on the internet, who can you open up to?
[02:40:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, look at this motley band; don't you think they are a trustworthy enough gang with whom to share all your most intimate details? :-)
[02:44:18] <BadCoderFinger> Oh yes. You should start with credit card numbers, highest limit first.
[02:45:37] <SpallsHurgenson> now don't be ridiculous, BadCoderFinger
[02:45:46] <SpallsHurgenson> he can list his credit card numbers in any order he wants
[02:46:16] <SirFinkus> I think I'll go play video games instead
[02:46:22] <SirFinkus> tempting offer though
[02:46:46] <SpallsHurgenson> what's the game of the evening?
[02:47:01] <SirFinkus> Grandia 2
[02:47:07] <SpallsHurgenson> wrong!
[02:47:30] <SirFinkus> nope, pretty sure I'm correct on this one
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[02:49:32] <SpallsHurgenson> he's gonna be in for quite a surprise when he starts up his game and he ends up playing Halo 2
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[03:05:47] <Bytram> g'night all!
[03:05:49] <Bytram> !uid
[03:05:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5833, owned by TomKronic
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[03:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Biohackers Are Now Using CRISPR - http://sylnt.us - what-could-possibly-go-wrong?
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[05:02:34] <SirFinkus> MOTHERFUCKER
[05:02:47] <SirFinkus> I'm at least 80% some fuck stole my wallet
[05:02:55] <SirFinkus> 80% sure
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[05:32:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NeXTBSD, aka FreeBSD-X - http://sylnt.us - kernel-sanders
[06:41:04] <SirFinkus> http://www.weather.com
[06:41:04] <^> ^ 03-- I'm a modal! item1 item2 item3 Selected: item1 OK Cancel ...
[06:41:19] <SirFinkus> well, rainy season is starting
[06:41:23] * chromas presses Cancel
[06:41:32] <SirFinkus> lol pro parsing
[06:41:33] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[06:41:48] <SirFinkus> fuck you ciri, it's not like you're better at reading
[06:42:32] <chromas> ciri's got a little more wisdom though
[06:42:35] <chromas> <ciri> chromas: Married people masturbate more.
[07:03:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Than Half of Australians Training for Soon-to-be-extinct Careers - http://sylnt.us - studying-what-to-study
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[07:48:17] <SirFinkus> I found more weird shit on youtube
[07:48:18] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:48:18] <^> ^ 03How to protect yourself,first time in prison - YouTube
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[07:59:12] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:59:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1605
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[08:34:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Social Media Urged to Rethink Autoplay Videos After Virginia Killings - http://sylnt.us - and-they-are-annoying-too
[09:07:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:07:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1606
[10:05:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - LTE Over Wi-Fi Spectrum Sets Up Industry-wide Fight Over Interference - http://sylnt.us - it'll-still-cost-too-much
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[10:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:31:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1607
[11:27:56] <crutchy> ;socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[11:27:56] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[11:28:03] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:28:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1608
[11:28:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[11:28:06] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:28:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> sup, yo
[11:28:23] <crutchy> you been rehashing i see :)
[11:28:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, doing more today too
[11:28:34] <crutchy> a fly on the wall told me
[11:28:38] <crutchy> ah
[11:28:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> working on sending messages to users on why their submission was rejected
[11:29:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> lil more complicated than i thought at first
[11:29:24] <crutchy> subject: you suck! message: do not pass go. do not collect $200
[11:29:52] <crutchy> oh well i guess its the platform formerly known as slashcode
[11:30:02] <crutchy> so that kinda comes with the territory :p
[11:30:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking more like subject: submission "blah" declined reason: that shiz is a dupe
[11:30:33] <crutchy> lol
[11:31:07] <crutchy> i expect to see a message with the word 'shiz' on my next dupe submission :)
[11:31:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> wish i remembered ncommander's new system for putting db updates into the source
[11:31:59] * crutchy is watching a weird anime
[11:32:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> is there another kind?
[11:32:13] <crutchy> its got some really nice background music
[11:32:25] <crutchy> heh. this is prolly not as weird as most actually
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[11:34:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> really need me some video gameage this mornin. think i may switch over and do some of that
[11:36:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Li-Fi in the ER - http://sylnt.us - let-there-be-light
[11:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[11:37:29] <^> ^ 03FLOW - Go!!! - YouTube
[11:38:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.thefire.org
[11:38:05] <^> ^ 03Please Report to Your Resident Assistant to Discuss Your Sexual Identity—It’s Mandatory! Thought Reform at the University of Delaware - FIRE
[11:38:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> from 2008, wonder if they're still doing that
[11:40:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oi, crutchy, http://www.dailymail.co.uk
[11:40:35] <^> ^ 03Why asking a woman to make you coffee is bad for her health: Covert sexism is 'just as stressful as sexual harassment' | Daily Mail Online
[11:40:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> gotta make your own coffee from now on
[11:44:51] <crutchy> oh. but what if she offers?
[11:49:17] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, ?
[11:50:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, you remember the name of the new file to put non-plugin upgrades in?
[11:50:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, tough shit, you sexist pig
[11:51:07] <crutchy> damn. i think i failed SJW 101
[11:51:16] * crutchy is ashamed
[13:07:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - London Calling: Two-Factor Authentication Phishing from Iran - http://sylnt.us - fishing-in-the-desert
[13:49:30] <crutchy> see yas
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[14:39:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computers Can Predict Schizophrenia Based on How a Person Talks - http://sylnt.us - what-if-they-have-an-accent
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[16:40:00] <FrogBlast> Howdy.
[16:40:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Historic and Pervasive Corruption With DuPont Reveals Premeditated Poisoning of the World - http://sylnt.us - somebody-should-invent-a-cleaner-world
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[18:00:36] <FrogBlast> Is it just my awful computer, or is Skype the most bloated piece of garbage in history?
[18:01:11] <FrogBlast> I can alt-tab around between browsers with twenty tabs open, but everytime Skype sits in the background for an hour, it takes five minutes to bring it up again.
[18:01:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> No, the most bloated piece of garbage in history is iTunes for Windows.
[18:01:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> But Skype's pretty bad, too.
[18:02:50] <artificial> hmm
[18:02:53] <artificial> what about nero
[18:03:22] <artificial> over a gig for burning software, been awhile since i've used that monstrosity
[18:03:39] <FrogBlast> oof... I do remember that...
[18:04:53] <artificial> can't find size
[18:04:54] <artificial> http://www.nero.com
[18:04:56] <^> ^ 03Nero Online Store - Buy the latest Nero Software versions
[18:05:47] <FrogBlast> "Burn files straight from your smartphone."
[18:05:48] <FrogBlast> Good god.
[18:06:14] <artificial> i constantly need to do that, don't you?
[18:07:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> yes! ....wait, no.
[18:07:25] <FrogBlast> Nero MediaHome 2015 Unlimited... "Facial Recognition"
[18:07:35] <artificial> hmm, this could be a fun a fun poll
[18:07:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...why?
[18:07:52] <FrogBlast> But it doesn't read email yet, so it has room to grow...
[18:08:10] <artificial> what is the most bloated piece of software, in a category
[18:08:22] <artificial> well i'd like to be able to control it by texting it
[18:09:19] <artificial> i'd say most printer software is pretty bad
[18:09:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> My mom had an Epson printer that came with the most terrible software
[18:10:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> I swear it was a FULL CD-ROM for the provided software, that then went out and downloaded another 400MB or so of additional stuff off the internet when you installed the software on the CD.
[18:11:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> And this was in, like, 2004, so that kind of data wasn't trivial to download...especially over mom's crappy DSL modem.
[18:11:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fire Phone Flop Blamed for Layoffs and Reorganization at Amazon - http://sylnt.us - what-happened-to-just-selling-books-online
[18:12:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> more like what happened to finding features consumers are actually interested in?
[18:13:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> Neat, Netflix just sent me Kick-Ass 2; I forgot I'd added that to my queue. May have to re-watch Kick-Ass first, though.
[18:26:18] <FrogBlast> As a consumer, I want all software to have a web interface.
[18:27:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> As a programmer, I want all digital technology to have a REST API using JSON payloads.
[18:28:38] <FrogBlast> I think I could handle that.
[18:28:41] <FrogBlast> What exactly is REST?
[18:29:42] <AndyTheAbsurd> REpresentational State Transfer.
[18:30:09] <artificial> http://stackoverflow.com
[18:30:10] <^> ^ 03http - What exactly is RESTful programming? - Stack Overflow
[18:32:01] <FrogBlast> That helps more than the Wikipedia page did
[18:32:02] <FrogBlast> thanks
[18:34:14] <FrogBlast> That's what I've been doing all year, I guess, I just didn't know which parts constituted RESTfulness.
[18:45:54] <artificial> :)
[18:50:29] <FrogBlast> I'm actually really enjoying "How I explained REST to my wife", linked from that page
[19:32:00] <artificial> http://imgur.com
[19:32:00] <^> ^ 03Dog Fight - GIF on Imgur
[19:33:12] <FrogBlast> Awwwww, that poor dog
[19:35:51] <artificial> http://imgur.com
[19:35:52] <^> ^ 03Giving the Talk - Imgur
[19:36:15] <FrogBlast> lol
[19:42:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The New Tesla Broke the Consumer Reports Rating System With a Score of 103% - http://sylnt.us - vroom-vroooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmm
[20:00:53] <FrogBlast> That was an educational lunch.
[20:03:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> you can learn by eating now? Sign me up.
[20:05:29] <artificial> depends on the teacher i guess
[20:06:04] <FrogBlast> You can learn by eating half of your lunch, and spending the other half reading the Registry of Link Relationships
[20:06:36] <FrogBlast> I am pining slightly for my smokey gouda.
[20:06:46] <FrogBlast> But it was worth it.
[21:14:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former TSMC Director Temporarily Banned From Working for Samsung - http://sylnt.us - he-was-a-bad-boy
[22:03:42] <FrogBlast> The full Lexus hoverboard video is finally out. As far as marketing stunts go, that's pretty damn cool.
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[22:45:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: How To Inspect Your Own Packets - http://sylnt.us - time-for-port-mirroring
[22:57:03] <takyon> sure do love curry
[22:58:26] <artificial> curry is awesome
[22:58:29] <artificial> i had some for lunch today
[22:58:33] <artificial> tonkatsu curry rice
[22:58:38] <artificial> :U~
[22:58:53] * crutchy read something about a shooting in louisiana?
[22:59:06] <crutchy> did someone confuse a gator for a person?
[23:00:37] <artificial> uh
[23:00:48] <artificial> i'm kinda fucking off on my news today
[23:01:03] <artificial> are you talking about the one with the reporters?
[23:01:17] <artificial> gay black dude killed two reporters live
[23:01:19] <takyon> I heard about louisiana shooting but it was like 90 hours ago
[23:01:23] <takyon> that's virginia
[23:01:50] * artificial googles
[23:02:06] <artificial> what was unique about the shooting?
[23:02:24] <artificial> sorry for the source, is it this: http://www.cnn.com ?
[23:02:26] <crutchy> i dunno. its in louisiana?
[23:02:26] <^> ^ 032 people, including police officer, killed in Louisiana shooting - CNN.com
[23:02:59] <crutchy> is louisiana a gun-free state?
[23:03:01] <takyon> Police: Louisiana state trooper dies of gunshot while helping driver
[23:03:07] <crutchy> i dunno much about louisiana
[23:03:30] <takyon> nobody outside of louisiana cares about that shooting
[23:03:45] <crutchy> because black people
[23:03:46] <artificial> crutchy: makes two of us
[23:03:49] <takyon> to get attention for your shooting you need to be posting video footage on youtube or inciting a race war
[23:04:03] <takyon> er... facebook
[23:04:07] <artificial> only if its black though
[23:04:29] <takyon> nah
[23:04:33] <artificial> no rioting happened after the south carolina reporters were popped
[23:04:38] <takyon> here's the story I posted: https://soylentnews.org
[23:04:40] <^> ^ 03SN article: Social Media Urged to Rethink Autoplay Videos After Virginia Killings 04(32 comments)
[23:04:54] <artificial> HAHAHAHA
[23:05:06] <artificial> they're only butthurt since it's one of their own
[23:05:23] <artificial> "one"
[23:05:40] <artificial> also happy friday/saturday
[23:05:47] <artificial> get schwifty
[23:06:06] <crutchy> guntotin friday
[23:06:06] <takyon> idk it's pretty attention-grabbing to have a shooting on live news, followed by a POV video uploaded within the hour from the shooter
[23:06:34] <crutchy> prolly a democrat supporter
[23:06:36] <takyon> go pro murders: a new genre
[23:07:03] <artificial> we should make a site for those videos
[23:07:04] <crutchy> though neocon republicans are getting more desperate since the tea party is taking over
[23:07:10] <artificial> call it something trendy, like snuff.ly
[23:07:15] <takyon> nice
[23:07:28] <takyon> snuffl.es
[23:07:29] <crutchy> snuffbook
[23:07:58] <artificial> these are all good suggestions
[23:08:10] <crutchy> sniffit
[23:08:13] <crutchy> derp
[23:08:16] <crutchy> snuffit
[23:08:26] <crutchy> lol snuffgur
[23:08:39] * crutchy hasn't had enough sleep
[23:09:31] <artificial> a byproduct of children
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[23:16:05] <takyon> should I submit the chrome disabling flash-by-default on Sept. 1 story
[23:16:43] <takyon> http://m.theregister.co.uk
[23:16:44] <^> ^ 03Google makes it official: Chrome will freeze Flash ads on sight from Sept 1 • The Register
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[23:17:13] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:17:13] <^> ^ 03Company in shambles, marriages ruined, my work here is done – says Ashley Madison CEO • The Register
[23:24:00] <crutchy> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:24:01] <^> ^ 03How Music Got Free and Creatocracy • The Register
[23:25:31] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[23:25:32] <^> ^ 03After Mysterious Absence, Dallas DA In Treatment For Mental Illness : It's All Politics : NPR
[23:26:50] <crutchy> i think the rest of the world is wondering how the USA functions at all
[23:28:12] <crutchy> i guess with 300+ million people, you'd think at least some of them would be doing something useful
[23:28:46] <crutchy> there seems to be a crapload of useless pricks who's aim is to slow everything down
[23:31:20] <artificial> how else are they supposed to be employed?
[23:31:56] <artificial> there was some government employee who in the last 19 months bailed out and played golf, like 55 days off
[23:32:25] <artificial> http://www.sacbee.com
[23:32:26] <^> ^ 03Audit reveals California state employees’ misconduct | The Sacramento Bee
[23:32:52] <artificial> correction, not 55 days off, 55 part or whole days
[23:33:05] <artificial> crutchy, you should take that job dude
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[23:52:27] <takyon> I wonder if EU will consider google shutting down auto-flash an antitrust thing
[23:52:49] <takyon> advertisements
[23:54:44] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:54:44] <^> ^ 03Next Big Future: LPP Fusion closes last of $2 million stock offering and slogs away on Tungsten electrode work
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