#Soylent | Logs for 2015-08-27
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[00:09:10] <_NSAKE> http://hplusmagazine.com
[00:09:14] <^> ^ 03Study Pinpoints Genetic Mechanism for Obesity - h+ Mediah+ Media
[00:21:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.breitbart.com
[00:21:09] <^> ^ 03Snooty California Liberals Upset At Blacks On Their Train
[00:24:05] <_NSAKE> https://www.youtube.com
[00:24:06] <^> ^ 03Windows Startup Sounds - Super Updated - YouTube
[00:25:58] <_NSAKE> https://soundcloud.com
[00:25:59] <^> ^ 03Windows Startup Sounds (slowed 4000%) by ideoforms | Free Listening on SoundCloud
[00:31:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.gizmag.com
[00:31:12] <^> ^ 03"Voltaglue" sticks in the wet and hardens when voltage is applied
[00:40:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hybrid Artificial Photosynthesis Technique Produces Hydrogen and Methane - http://sylnt.us - unnatural-gas
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[00:55:47] <SpallsHurgenson> those slowed down windows start sounds are eerily awesome
[01:03:55] <_NSAKE> yeh
[01:04:05] _NSAKE is now known as takyon
[01:04:10] * takyon doesn't feel it anymore
[01:04:25] <SpallsHurgenson> gotta say, it's been a very exciting day in the hurgenson household... I bought my first new can opener in maybe thirty years :)
[01:04:50] <takyon> army style, normal, or electric
[01:04:51] <Deucalion> The party never ends for you Spalls
[01:05:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oh yeah, it's wild 'round here. I've been opening cans all night!
[01:05:33] <takyon> canned wine
[01:06:10] <Deucalion> Probably stuff he's had stocked up on the shelves "just in case" since the 70's
[01:06:43] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, its canned escargot; nobody can tell if its gone off :)
[01:07:41] <Deucalion> just requires more chewing right/
[01:08:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no idea; there's a reason those cans have been sitting there for 45 years :)
[01:09:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds like it's time for a pants off dance off then.
[01:09:26] * Deucalion vomits a little
[01:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, i just found something that both 3rd gen feminists and bible thumpers have common ground on. they both hate it when you say the word bitch.
[01:13:03] <JamesNZ> Wait, you mean you had your pants on before?
[01:13:08] <JamesNZ> ;socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[01:13:08] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, you're a socialist!
[01:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist JamesNZ
[01:13:16] <MrPlow> JamesNZ, you're a socialist!
[01:13:20] <takyon> national socialist
[01:14:16] <JamesNZ> The number of socialists is too damn high!
[01:14:20] * SpallsHurgenson feels left out
[01:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist SpallsHurgenson
[01:14:46] <MrPlow> SpallsHurgenson, you're a socialist!
[01:14:55] <JamesNZ> Well, you're a democrat, so....
[01:14:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I knew it!
[01:15:16] <JamesNZ> ;democrat SpallsHurgenson
[01:15:28] <SpallsHurgenson> that I didn't know
[01:15:29] <JamesNZ> ;libertarian SpallsHurgenson
[01:15:38] <JamesNZ> Happy to help :D
[01:16:03] <SpallsHurgenson> now that's just going too far :)
[01:17:05] <takyon> ;nazi SpallsHurgenson
[01:17:33] <takyon> we need to invent strong AI to make IRC easier
[01:17:41] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I resigned!
[01:18:15] <takyon> imagine being born just to handle IRC insults and roleplaying
[01:18:32] <SpallsHurgenson> and handing out porn-on-demand
[01:18:33] <JamesNZ> No bot could handle IRC insults.
[01:18:59] <takyon> I'm talking about an IRC-connected intelligent being
[01:19:04] <SpallsHurgenson> let's put that to the test
[01:19:04] <takyon> so, nobody in here
[01:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[01:19:16] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri, you are a terrible bot!
[01:19:23] <Deucalion> Spalls - I hear there were DCC file serving bots for that.. back in the day....
[01:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> Deucalion, i could have given you a list
[01:19:47] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[01:19:54] <^> ^ 03All Windows Startup Shutdown Sounds | Windows 1.0 - 8.1 - YouTube
[01:20:18] <JamesNZ> ;socialist ciri
[01:20:18] <MrPlow> ciri, you're a socialist!
[01:20:31] <SpallsHurgenson> no, we're testing INSULTS now, JamesNZ
[01:20:43] <JamesNZ> Oh fine then.
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[01:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> well, you're from NZ, so...
[01:21:05] <JamesNZ> Tachyon_: You're like ciri.
[01:21:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;sheepfucker JamesNZ
[01:21:09] * JamesNZ hides
[01:21:16] <takyon> ah man that youtube is longer than the one I posted
[01:21:18] <Deucalion> Wouldn't run one in the present day, I seem to remember they allowed any randomer to drop a file in your received files dir, not such a wise thing in hindsight.
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[01:21:34] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: You're pretty much tama.
[01:21:44] <JamesNZ> (how am I doing SpallsHurgenson?)
[01:22:01] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, I have no idea about that one :)
[01:22:09] <takyon> those Windows NT startup sounds are bizarre
[01:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, I'm batman.
[01:23:54] TheMightyBuzzard is now known as BatMan
[01:23:57] <BatMan> see?
[01:24:08] <SpallsHurgenson> omigod! its batman!
[01:24:13] BatMan is now known as TheMightyBuzzard
[01:24:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> shhhhh
[01:24:26] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, he's gone. but surely I will remember this day
[01:24:39] <SpallsHurgenson> first I got a new can-opener, then I saw batman!
[01:24:39] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[01:24:41] <^> ^ 03All Windows Sounds | Windows 1.0 - Windows 10 - YouTube
[01:30:01] <SirFinkus> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:30:01] <^> ^ 03The most tragic thing about the Ashley Madison hack? It was really 1% actual women • The Register
[01:30:02] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:30:02] <ciri> rofl
[01:30:07] <SirFinkus> fuck you ciri
[01:31:11] <takyon> "The world of Ashley Madison was a far more dystopian place than anyone had realized,"
[01:31:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that is tragic. they musta been really ho-ing it up if they were keeping the other 99% busy too.
[01:31:44] <takyon> they crunched the number down to 12,000 active women
[01:31:56] <SpallsHurgenson> interesting...
[01:31:57] <JamesNZ> Weren't a bunch of accounts fake though?
[01:32:02] <SpallsHurgenson> is that list available online? :)
[01:32:03] <takyon> and of course the men can keep men busy
[01:32:21] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine most of the women registering are just to check of there husbands were on it
[01:32:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure, as long as one of em ain't me.
[01:33:05] <SpallsHurgenson> but... the men were just registering to make sure their wives weren't on it! Oh, this is just like a tv sitcom!
[01:33:09] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:33:09] <^> ^ 03Biden, Considering Presidential Bid, Says Family Is Weighing On Him : It's All Politics : NPR
[01:34:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh that'll go over like a turd in a punchbowl
[01:34:39] <SpallsHurgenson> brb
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[01:37:36] <takyon> I don't get how a Biden run can be taken seriously
[01:37:58] <takyon> he should negotiate a third term as VP
[01:39:26] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[01:39:32] <^> ^ 03The Way GCHQ Obliterated The Guardian’s Laptops May Have Revealed More Than It Intended
[01:40:36] <takyon> The track pad controller, they said, can hold up to 2 megabits of memory. All the different “chips” in your computer — from the part that controls the device’s power to the chips in the keyboard — also have the capacity to store information, like passwords and keys to other data, which can be uploaded through firmware updates. According to the public documents from other members of Five Eyes, it is incredibly difficult to completely
[01:40:36] <takyon> sanitize a device of all its content. New Zealand’s data deletion policies state that USB memory is only destroyed when the dust is just a few millimeters in length. “This wasn’t a random thing,” said Tynan, pointing to a slide displaying a photo of a completely destroyed pile of USB chip shards.
[01:41:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Low Vitamin-D Genes Linked to Multiple Sclerosis - http://sylnt.us - hopefully-it-is-that-easy
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[01:42:10] <takyon> here spalls
[01:42:11] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[01:42:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm still pulling for trump. he'll fuck things up better than hillary.
[01:43:09] <takyon> https://firstlook.org
[01:43:19] <takyon> he'll play Apprentice man with Xi Jinping
[01:43:55] <takyon> Trump for all his truthiness just makes stuff on the spot though
[01:45:55] <SpallsHurgenson> anyone got any recommendations for some good public DNS servers (other than Level 3?)
[01:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i like that about him
[01:46:42] <takyon> tbh the president doesn't have too much power compared to executives in other countries
[01:47:07] <takyon> even a trump america would chug along
[01:48:57] <takyon> http://fas.org
[01:48:59] <^> ^ 03OLC: President May Withhold WMD Info from Congress
[01:49:04] <takyon> maybe I spoke too soon heh
[01:51:05] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[01:51:06] <^> ^ 03I just ate my own version of the ‘McWhopper’ - MarketWatch
[01:52:48] <SpallsHurgenson> damn, that reminds me how I forgot to visit the mcdonalds again. It's like there's some mental block keeping me from visiting that garbage pit
[01:53:49] <takyon> lucky you
[01:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> but I wanna take a picture of their advertisment placard boasting about how they put some of their lovin' in the food for deliciousness!
[01:57:50] <takyon> gonna make this: https://en.wikibooks.org
[01:57:51] <^> ^ 03Cookbook:Pretzel - Wikibooks, open books for an open world
[02:00:01] <SpallsHurgenson> how disappointing, I thought that was a pretzel made out of a cookbook
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[02:15:50] <SirFinkus> lovin' in the food for deliciousness? is that like http://www.amazon.com ?
[02:15:52] <^> ^ 03Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes: Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer: 9781481227049: Amazon.com: Books
[02:25:57] <SpallsHurgenson> original quake is kicking my ass
[02:37:31] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[02:37:31] <^> ^ 03How Nevada could cast a shadow over solar | Marketplace.org
[02:42:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Aphantasia": Human Visual Imagination is Not Universal - http://sylnt.us - what-do-you-see
[02:49:32] <SpallsHurgenson> well, imagine that
[02:50:09] <takyon> these pretzels are huge
[02:51:39] <SpallsHurgenson> these pretzels are making me thirsty
[02:52:18] <takyon> they probably would but I didn't add a lot of salt
[03:02:21] * SpallsHurgenson warps to END and telefrags shubniggurath
[03:03:58] <takyon> I would make 8 pretzels rather than 4 like I did, or 1 giant ass pretzel like in the wikibooks instructions
[03:04:13] <SpallsHurgenson> mmm, ass pretzel
[03:04:22] <takyon> yes i've read the xkcd
[03:04:38] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently I haven't
[03:04:54] <takyon> https://xkcd.com
[03:04:55] <^> ^ 03xkcd: Hyphen
[03:05:15] <SpallsHurgenson> ah. now I have
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[03:08:44] <crutchy_> hospitals--
[03:08:44] <Bender> karma - hospitals: -2
[03:09:05] <SpallsHurgenson> crutchy went to hospital?
[03:09:41] <takyon> are you ok
[03:09:57] <SpallsHurgenson> and if not, can I call dibs on your computer?
[03:11:26] <crutchy_> wifey in hospital
[03:11:37] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, that's terrible; she okay?
[03:11:43] <SpallsHurgenson> (and does she have a computer?)
[03:12:23] * SpallsHurgenson makes note: crutchy in hospital = funny. crutchy family in hospital =/= funny
[03:14:11] <SpallsHurgenson> hopefully it was just the experience that was terrible and not the hospital itself
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[03:16:24] <SpallsHurgenson> well, that's not a good sign
[03:18:59] <SpallsHurgenson> hopefully mrs crutchy is just in there to sample the local cuisine or something harmless like that
[03:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> isn't mrs crutchy a medical person?
[03:21:18] <SpallsHurgenson> no, crutchy just likes it when she dresses up as a nurse :)
[03:22:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:22:17] <^> ^ 03Hello Nurse Short - YouTube
[03:22:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I came for the Yakko but stayed for the Wakko and Dot
[03:24:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> polka dot?
[03:25:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:16] <^> ^ 03Harpo Leg Routine - YouTube
[03:26:18] <takyon> what's your favorite marx brothers movie
[03:26:24] <SpallsHurgenson> Duck Soup
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[03:26:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh damn, that's a hard one
[03:26:50] <SpallsHurgenson> wb crutchy; things okay there?
[03:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's like asking which is your favorite child
[03:27:13] <takyon> I like duck soup the most
[03:27:15] <crutchy_> not sure why youd want my poota. its old and crappy
[03:27:30] <crutchy_> it has windows xp
[03:28:02] <SpallsHurgenson> there are worse things to be running :)
[03:28:16] <crutchy_> true that
[03:28:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> duck soup was awesome but then there's also At The Circuis
[03:28:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.youtube.com
[03:28:40] <^> ^ 03Lydia the Tattooed Lady - YouTube
[03:29:37] <SpallsHurgenson> the problem with the Marx Brothers is that they were so awesome that EVERYBODY has done their bits thousands of times, so for all that they were hilarious and innovative, they also look tired and cliche now
[03:32:54] <takyon> 2:45 MDC
[03:34:14] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:16] <^> ^ 03The Marx Brothers Duck Soup Mirror SaveYouTube com - YouTube
[03:35:16] <SpallsHurgenson> Mega Damage Capacity!
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[03:45:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, yeah, Lucy did that one. With Harpo in fact.
[03:45:51] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:45:51] <^> ^ 03Duck Soup (2/10) Movie CLIP - The Laws of My Administration (1933) HD - YouTube
[03:47:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> trump should pick that song as his campaign music. i'd laugh my ass off.
[03:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah fuckberries, you lot kept me up late again.
[03:50:59] <takyon> l8r
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[03:58:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> FUCK!
[03:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.irishexaminer.com
[03:58:19] <^> ^ 03Peter Cushing to be digitally recreated for Star Wars: Rogue One | Irish Examiner
[03:58:23] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:58:24] <^> ^ 03FRASIER GETS WINESCOPED - YouTube
[03:58:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone sub that. i can't without it being ranty.
[04:00:01] <takyon> ok
[04:00:20] <takyon> wow the irish examiner posted it on their breaking news nexus xDDDDddDDDdDDDDddDD
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[04:04:06] <takyon> I thought the character Peter Cushing played died on the death star
[04:04:25] <takyon> "the spin-off film which is centred on a back story about Darth Vader."
[04:04:42] <takyon> the back story about Darth Vader... wasn't that what the second trilogy was for lol
[04:05:25] <takyon> in all fairness this will get commonplace as software and hardware continues to get better
[04:05:50] <takyon> and if the pesky personality/estate rights are a problem, you just make up an actor!
[04:06:14] <SpallsHurgenson> Grand Moffs never die... like Jedi Knights, they just fade away
[04:06:41] <takyon> m8
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[04:14:00] <takyon> what's the star wars term for a blaster's... laser blast
[04:14:17] <SpallsHurgenson> laser bolt
[04:14:31] <takyon> I was thinking "blaster fire"
[04:16:13] <SpallsHurgenson> that's the plural :)
[04:18:57] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[04:18:58] <^> ^ 03SN Submission by takyon: Peter Cushing to be Digitally Recreated for Star Wars: Rogue One
[04:19:52] <takyon> that should get some juices flowing
[04:26:20] <SpallsHurgenson> better they CGI recreate the great actors of the past then rely on modern hacks like Ben Stiller :)
[04:26:59] <takyon> who else would you cast in Zoolander 2
[04:30:45] <SpallsHurgenson> there is no zoolander 2; the antichrist hasn't been born yet
[04:34:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I must be getting tired; my typing is going to hell
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[04:35:31] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[04:35:32] <^> ^ 033D-printed swimming microrobots can sense and remove toxins | KurzweilAI
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[04:43:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hawaii Begins Harvesting Clean Energy from the Sea - http://sylnt.us - break-out-the-hula-dancing
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[05:40:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup fellas.
[05:43:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Should write a bot to simulate that street ranter that yells at nobody and everybody all at once.
[05:44:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, wait, that's me.
[05:44:51] <Ethanol-fueled> beer + chili + habanero sauce don't mix.
[05:45:14] <Ethanol-fueled> there was only one time before that I had to wake up at 4am to deal with the consequences --
[05:45:34] <Ethanol-fueled> eating carne asada which had been marinating in pure lime juice for a day or two.
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[05:49:26] <Ethanol-fueled> But it was good carne asada.
[05:49:51] <Ethanol-fueled> The food snobs around here go to the Mecca of Asian Food, Convoy Street.
[05:50:17] <Ethanol-fueled> The kind of restaurants that will try thier best to discourage non-Asian people from eating there, as they serve things like pork kidneys.
[05:50:52] <Ethanol-fueled> The shit they serve is so hot that people bring bowls of ice water and soak bandannas in it, then tie those bandannas around their heads before the dig into the spice.
[05:50:56] <Ethanol-fueled> 11/10 hotness.
[05:51:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Heat is good, though. As a white man I am oppressed daily by ethnic food joints, who give me the mild shit without asking.
[05:51:45] <Ethanol-fueled> It's racism.
[05:51:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Hot Sauce microaggressions.
[05:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> One of the most horriffic things you'll see on the shelf is Taco Bell "hot" sauce -- bottled in supermarkets.
[05:53:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Taco Bell is a cancer. It's like the hipster of foods, a directionless mishmosh of bad ideas all amalgamated together into things so obnoxious they boggle the mind...
[05:54:03] <Ethanol-fueled> ...and yet, they stay tolerated on some level because there are always assholes with such poor taste that they will tolerate it.
[05:54:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Other crazy "so bad they're good" ideas like jalapeno pizzas can work perhaps in an alternate universe.
[05:56:02] <Ethanol-fueled> But Taco Bell...Taco Bell is one of those companies with a bunch of people in the boardroom throwing ideas at the wall, seeing which stick, then slap each others' back laughing as they chortle "Watch them eat this shit!"
[05:56:05] <Ethanol-fueled> And people do.
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[06:14:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rechargeable Batteries With Almost Infinite Lifetimes Coming, Say MIT-Samsung Engineers - http://sylnt.us - another-battery-breakthrough
[08:16:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Tech Companies Reportedly Hiring 'Cheerleaders' to Motivate Programmers - http://sylnt.us - we-could-use-cheerleaders
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[08:35:54] <chromas> from the spirit-fingered dept
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[09:47:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - EU Carbon Market Loophole Studied - http://sylnt.us - leaky-market
[11:18:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Flexible Foam Made from Algae - http://sylnt.us - check-the-side-of-my-fish-tank-for-more
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[12:48:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[12:48:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1601
[12:49:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Slide to Unlock" Patent Declared Trivial, Nullified by German High Court - http://sylnt.us - patent-unlocked
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[14:20:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japan Has Aged Out of its Economic Miracle - http://sylnt.us - get-off-my-lawn
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[15:42:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> Oi, eds, https://soylentnews.org is somewhat time sensitive. Needs to go out sometime today if it goes out.
[15:42:45] <^> ^ 03SN Submission by The Mighty Buzzard: Company of Heroes 2 for Linux Comes Out Today
[15:51:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DIY Raspberry Pi 2 10-inch Portable Desktop - http://sylnt.us - mmmm-pi
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[16:08:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[16:08:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1602
[16:08:13] <Bytram> !uid
[16:08:13] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5832, owned by Kozel
[16:08:28] <FrogBlast> Nice.
[16:08:48] <Bytram> nod nod
[16:09:19] * Bytram has been playing with the API... can now do it programatically from a windows command line
[16:09:33] <Bytram> and, with some scripting, grab the nick and create date/time
[16:10:18] <Bytram> has been kinda interesting to see the initial surge, a tapering down, and then a couple hiccups where there was a surge of signups
[16:10:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup yup. i try and give out as much info as possible with each call rather than getting too specific.
[16:12:02] <Bytram> yeah, that's good.
[16:13:10] <Bytram> there's one call, though, that throws out like 50 of something and that's quite a glop of stuff to pull down. I'd like to be able to get the max, and then sequentially retrieve each one, or alternatively, request a range.
[16:13:18] <Bytram> finer-grain on the request.
[16:13:54] <Bytram> speaking of the API, have you made any changes for nexus support? if so (and i haven't looked) are the docs uptodate on the wiki?
[16:16:55] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[16:16:56] <^> ^ 03Evidence suggests subatomic particles could defy the standard model
[16:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, yep. we're nexus- AND topic-friendly now
[16:21:28] <Bytram> noice!
[16:21:28] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard++
[16:21:28] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 180
[16:21:40] <Bytram> I'm pushing out your CoH story now
[16:21:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> on dev at least
[16:21:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheers
[16:22:00] <Bytram> as it is time-sensitive, I'm pushing back another story
[16:22:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'm mostly done for the day. will work on rejection messages tomorrow.
[16:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> was working on a NC-requested fix for something that got very close to having us 503ing last night.
[16:27:23] <Bytram> nod nod
[16:41:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> #GamerGate got a birthday present today: https://twitter.com
[16:44:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'kinda funny what with him playing the lead in the law & order SVU episode that talked so much shit about it
[16:44:56] <Bytram> afk biab
[16:45:12] <FrogBlast> MY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK FIN
[16:46:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> my hat is boring, it's just like a hat.
[16:46:37] <FrogBlast> Oh no, I've confused Ice T with LL Cool J.
[16:46:41] <FrogBlast> I am ashamed.
[16:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, you should be!
[16:48:47] <FrogBlast> I'm going to roll up one pant-leg for the rest of the day as penance.
[16:49:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, it's cornrows for you.
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[17:06:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[17:06:50] <^> ^ 03harthur/kittydar · GitHub
[17:16:26] <Bytram> https://twitter.com
[17:17:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[17:17:51] <FrogBlast> That's pretty good
[17:18:27] <Bytram> yeah, but that link seems to have neutered monopoly
[17:18:36] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[17:18:45] <Bytram> :(
[17:22:57] * Subsentient needs someone to annoy
[17:23:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Internet Backbone - http://sylnt.us - the-information-superhighway-on-the-ocean-floor
[17:23:09] * Subsentient farts
[17:23:22] <CoolHand> nasty
[17:23:41] <Subsentient> tasty
[17:24:08] <Subsentient> flaaaaavor
[17:25:03] <FrogBlast> I should probably learn something about BGP. It's in the news so much these days...
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[17:55:51] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[17:56:06] <Bytram> ^weather boston
[17:56:07] <geotti_away> [Boston, Massachusetts] Scattered Clouds. Temp is 26.9*C but feels like 27*C. SW wind: 2.9 kph.
[17:56:10] <Bytram> ;weather boston
[17:56:10] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[17:56:14] <Bytram> ;weather boston, ma
[17:56:15] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 79F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 79F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
[17:56:22] <Bytram> ;weather portland, me
[17:56:22] <MrPlow> Today: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High near 75F. Winds W at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine. High 77F. NW winds shifting to SSW at 10 to 15 mph.
[17:56:33] <Bytram> ;weather presque isle, me
[17:56:33] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms. High 71F. Winds WNW at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Sunny skies. High 76F. Winds WNW at 5 to 10 mph.
[18:07:40] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[18:07:56] * Bytram taps monopoly on the shoulder
[18:08:04] <Bytram> *crickets*
[18:11:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> ;weather 33701
[18:11:42] <MrPlow> Today: Thunderstorms likely. High 83F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Tomorrow: Intervals of clouds and sunshine. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
[18:13:15] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[18:13:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> does this antimatter thing get us closer to having warp drives?
[18:14:37] <Bytram> well, it would likely make for a smaller (i.e. shorter) warp core =)
[18:16:17] <Bytram> time for food and nap; might be back later
[18:16:26] <Bytram> have a great day!
[18:17:46] <Bytram> here's one for the road:
[18:17:46] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[18:18:09] <Bytram> afk
[18:45:20] <Gravis> NCommander: please implement a "bottomed out" element so that when you get a lot enough karma, your posts go unseen by the world
[18:45:31] <Gravis> low enough karma*
[18:46:03] <Gravis> i'm tired of ethonol-fuel'd hate shit posts.
[18:46:15] <Gravis> NCommander: he never stops posting either
[19:24:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Company of Heroes 2 for Linux Comes Out Today - http://sylnt.us - Game-On!
[19:37:35] <chromas> Gravis: make ef your Foe and adjust the Foe karma modifier
[19:38:23] <Gravis> chromas: i did. the problem is people reply to him and context is lost. i click thinking maybe it was an AC and i get ethonol virtrol
[20:00:11] <FrogBlast> Make him a friend and remove his threads with a greasemonkey script.
[20:00:15] <FrogBlast> And then give me your script
[20:24:17] <NCommander> Gravis, mark him as for, and set your foes to get a -5 karma mod
[20:24:21] <NCommander> Gravis, you can do that in settings
[20:48:55] <AzumaHazuki> better question: can we filter out any post that mentions Deuteronomy and "little girls?"
[20:49:10] <AzumaHazuki> that fucking creep-o fizzbuzz keeps trolling every damn thread with it
[20:49:17] <AzumaHazuki> and he does it AC
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[20:50:27] <AzumaHazuki> here is an example https://soylentnews.org
[20:50:28] <^> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:-1, Troll)
[20:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Peter Cushing to be Digitally Recreated for Star Wars: Rogue One - http://sylnt.us - will-they-screw-it-up-again
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[21:42:40] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:42:40] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1603
[22:26:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Mystery of Why It's Impossible to Pull Apart Interleaved Phone Books - Solved - http://sylnt.us - Did-you-let-Chuck-Norris-try?
[22:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[22:39:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1604
[23:06:31] <SirFinkus> http://www.zdnet.com oh good, that settles it I suppose
[23:06:37] <^> ^ 03No, Microsoft is not spying on you with Windows 10 | ZDNet
[23:07:57] <SirFinkus> good news, I was getting worried there for a second
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