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[00:03:45] <SpallsHurgenson> so today I went to a McDonalds (I know, I know, but it was hot and I was thirsty)
[00:04:10] <SpallsHurgenson> they had these advertising placards plastered all over the store
[00:04:39] <chromas> Their rootbeer's always been good in my severely limited experience, like they turn up the syrup-to-water ratio
[00:04:40] <SpallsHurgenson> they said, "We put in our loving for extra deliciousness"
[00:04:58] <SpallsHurgenson> (approximately, I forget the exact wording, but it is close and they definitely used the word "loving")
[00:05:04] <chromas> lol
[00:05:04] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[00:05:11] <SpallsHurgenson> which I think has a certain connotations I don't think the advertiser had considered
[00:05:30] <SpallsHurgenson> worse, the placard showed examples of various fresh ingredients being put into the food for "deliciousness"... including a flask of what I believe was supposed to be milk... except it looked very... gluey
[00:06:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I get grossed out thinking they might be spitting in my food... now I have to worry they might be slippin' in some of their "lovin'"?
[00:06:38] <chromas> try our new lovin'fresh sauce
[00:06:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I need to go back there and take a photo of the sign
[00:07:06] <crutchy> its fingerlicki good
[00:07:08] * chromas encourages SpallsHurgenson to do so
[00:07:44] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, that would require me to go into a McDonalds twice :)
[00:08:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I really wonder if the ad was made by somebody trying to secretly sabotage the company :)
[00:10:00] * crutchy saw something that looked weird on the back of a shampoo bottle
[00:10:16] <crutchy> the first thing in the description was about what it couldn't do
[00:10:24] <crutchy> which seemed weird
[00:10:37] <SpallsHurgenson> "not guaranteed to clean hair"
[00:15:37] <SpallsHurgenson> actually, in today's litigious society, I wouldn't be surprised if cleansing products had that sort of disclaimer
[00:16:27] <SpallsHurgenson> "Your honor, I came out of a swamp covered in mud. I took a brief shower with CleanSoap(tm) and when I came out, there was still residue on me! I demand damages in the amount of $500,000,000!"
[00:17:45] <crutchy> from the swamp!
[00:18:00] <crutchy> and another $500,000,000 from the soap manufacturer
[00:18:13] <crutchy> and another $500,000,000 from the shower manufacturer
[00:19:14] <SpallsHurgenson> and $100,000,000,000,000,000,000 from water... since they are involved with all three :)
[00:19:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (if water can't pay that amount, then plantiff is willing to accept complete and total ownership and control over all water on this planet :)
[00:21:51] <crutchy> plus 24 hour service from every 18+ female on earth (except the ugly ones)
[00:23:10] <SpallsHurgenson> in other news, I'm playing around with the HBO-Go app.
[00:23:26] <SpallsHurgenson> gotta love these DRM-encumbered video-delivery services
[00:23:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean...
[00:23:40] <SpallsHurgenson> it uses Adobe Flash
[00:23:53] <SpallsHurgenson> the performance absolutely sucks on Firefox
[00:24:22] <SpallsHurgenson> it doesn't remember log-in details so I gotta chose my provider and type in the password every time
[00:25:16] <SpallsHurgenson> if I open and close the browser a few times (as I did while troubleshooting the horrible FPS issue) and it complained that I had too many simultaneous streams going and needed to stop a few of 'em...
[00:25:27] <crutchy> but still awesome right! :D
[00:25:33] <SpallsHurgenson> seriously, it would have been easier just to torrent the damn shows
[00:27:07] <SpallsHurgenson> the interface on the web browser is horrid too (its much more usable on the ipad)
[00:29:58] <SpallsHurgenson> erm... I meant to say "I've /heard/ it would just be easier to torrent the damn shows" since of course I have no personal experience with anything like that myself :-)
[00:31:19] <SpallsHurgenson> in fact, I think "torrent" is slang for "wait for the show to come out on DVD", right?
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[00:49:09] <SpallsHurgenson> tonight's movie is...
[00:49:13] * SpallsHurgenson rolls some dice
[00:52:25] <SpallsHurgenson> the dice say... Iron Man 2
[00:55:23] <crutchy> the avengers isn't bad. kids watched that the other night and ai caught some scenes
[00:56:07] <SpallsHurgenson> good to hear; don't let AI watch Avengers 2, though; might give it ideas :)
[00:58:08] * crutchy puts 'don't let ai watch avengers 2' in his reminders
[01:27:45] <SpallsHurgenson> also, real AI doesn't wear pants
[01:28:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of the Tablet is the PC. - http://sylnt.us - what's-old-is-new-again
[01:29:06] <SpallsHurgenson> why do article writers constantly think tablets and PCs are an either/or thing?
[01:29:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I think there's going to be a healthy ecosystem for both (well, tablets and phablets on the one hand, PCs on the other)
[01:31:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I like my phone when I need a quick info-dump on the run, my laptop when I need to do work away from home, my tablet for consuming media, and the desktop for when I want to get some REAL work done
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[01:32:47] <SpallsHurgenson> it's like a battle between people who think pots are going to oust pans from the kitchen and vice versa...
[01:33:28] <arti> whoa
[01:33:59] <arti> !idle
[01:33:59] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 10349 minutes :/
[01:34:36] <SpallsHurgenson> that's only a week
[01:34:43] <arti> !idle
[01:34:44] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 10350 minutes :/
[01:34:52] <arti> weak sauce
[01:35:49] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, not that impressive. I can remain idle for that long. Here, watch
[01:35:56] * SpallsHurgenson is being idle now
[01:36:03] <SpallsHurgenson> still being idle
[01:36:09] <SpallsHurgenson> not saying anything
[01:36:18] <SpallsHurgenson> can't even tell I'm here
[01:37:02] <SpallsHurgenson> how long was that? was that a week? it felt like a week.
[01:37:03] <ciri> you talking to me?
[01:38:41] <arti> !decide yes no "one week"
[01:38:41] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: no.
[01:59:39] * SpallsHurgenson wants some dice
[02:04:04] <arti> !roll 1d4
[02:04:05] <ciri> arti rolls 2
[02:15:04] <SpallsHurgenson> woot! critical hit!
[02:15:20] <arti> Toenail has suffer 2 pinching damage.
[02:17:33] <SpallsHurgenson> foot damage is the usual result of a tossed d4
[02:20:18] <crutchy> http://imgur.com
[02:20:19] <spankr> ^ 03It's been a while - GIF on Imgur
[02:24:15] <SpallsHurgenson> been there, done that, got the t-shirt
[02:31:55] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[02:32:02] <spankr> ^ 03Tattoo infection - YouTube
[02:32:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I have decided not to click on that link
[02:37:40] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin
[02:37:55] * cmn32480 thinks he hears an echo of emptyness.....
[02:38:07] * SpallsHurgenson offers some lovin'
[02:42:29] <arti> i'm not falling for that again
[02:46:20] <arti> my favorite part is watching them use their fingers to poke around inside and increase the treat flow
[02:46:30] <arti> SMUCKERS(tm)
[02:50:59] <takyon> wtf
[02:51:08] <SpallsHurgenson> i'm not falling for that again
[02:56:48] <cmn32480> why not spalls?
[02:56:57] <cmn32480> you could submit your first story!
[03:11:30] <SpallsHurgenson> too late for that :)
[03:17:10] <SpallsHurgenson> "The Brink" is a surprisingly entertaining series
[03:18:03] <takyon> does it have hackers on steroids?
[03:18:16] <takyon> oh it's a comedy
[03:18:44] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I'm still not sure that Jack Black was the right choce but the show is probably the most honest portrayal of politics and diplomacy ever shown
[03:18:58] <arti> honest politics?
[03:19:20] <SpallsHurgenson> honest portrayal :)
[03:20:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I wouldn't be surprised if - even if the writers thought they were making it all up - half the things shown on the show really happened at one time or another
[03:21:23] <SpallsHurgenson> s/shown/depicted/
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[03:23:58] <SpallsHurgenson> ('depicted' reads better, dontcha think?)
[03:30:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bug in Wget Passes User's Real IP Even With Proxy Use (Such as Tor/TAILS) - http://sylnt.us - silly-standard-tools
[03:39:35] * SpallsHurgenson blames Microsoft
[03:39:49] <SpallsHurgenson> OH! That reminds me...
[03:39:51] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.infoworld.com
[03:39:52] <spankr> ^ 0310 reasons you shouldn't upgrade to Windows 10 | InfoWorld
[03:41:14] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, I didn't actually read all 10 reasons because that would require me to allow javascript... but I liked the title of the article :)
[03:42:23] <takyon> 11 reasons you shouldn't upgrade to Windows 10
[03:42:38] <takyon> 9 reasons would have been good since they skipped Windows 9
[03:42:51] <arti> i like the term SHOULD
[03:56:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I like the term "snarfle"
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[04:42:47] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:42:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1593
[04:45:10] <arti> whips++
[04:45:10] <Bender> karma - whips: 2
[04:53:27] <crutchy> crossdressing++
[04:53:27] <Bender> karma - crossdressing: 1
[04:53:39] <crutchy> oops did i say that out loud!?
[04:58:33] <arti> :|
[05:01:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 'Voodoo' Hackers: Stealing Secrets From Snowden's Favorite OS Is Easier Than You'd Think - http://sylnt.us - chasing-your-Tails
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[05:38:04] * Deucalion peers around the corner... typical weekend night in #soylent it seems. I'll sweep up the mess later. /me covers the passed out people with blankets and heads to bed.
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[07:02:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hyundai ix35 Fuel Cell: El Reg on the Hydrogen Highway - http://sylnt.us - getting-closer-all-the-time
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[09:51:04] <crutchy> ~quote crutchy
[09:51:10] <crutchy> !quote crutchy
[09:51:10] <Bender> Quote 27 - <crutchy> buggered if i know
[09:51:13] <crutchy> !quote crutchy
[09:51:13] <Bender> Quote 27 - <crutchy> buggered if i know
[09:51:14] <Bender> Also in quotes: 28, 33, 34, 37, 39, 40, 46, 47, 54, 58, 59, 60, 69, 70, 71, 77, 122, 123, 131, 133, 137, 140, 144, 157, 159, 162, 167, 174, 175, 177, 181, 187, 194, 198, 199, 200, 205, 218, 221, 225, 226, 227, 231, 234, 240, 241, 247, 251, 252, 263, 264, 265, 269, 270, 275, 276, 278, 281, 292, 306, 311, 322, 323, 328, 331, 332, 335, 339, 344, 345, 347, 355, 357, 358, 362, 374, - 1 more
[09:51:17] <Bender> Also in quotes: 28, 33, 34, 37, 39, 40, 46, 47, 54, 58, 59, 60, 69, 70, 71, 77, 122, 123, 131, 133, 137, 140, 144, 157, 159, 162, 167, 174, 175, 177, 181, 187, 194, 198, 199, 200, 205, 218, 221, 225, 226, 227, 231, 234, 240, 241, 247, 251, 252, 263, 264, 265, 269, 270, 275, 276, 278, 281, 292, 306, 311, 322, 323, 328, 331, 332, 335, 339, 344, 345, 347, 355, 357, 358, 362, 374, - 1 more
[09:51:21] <crutchy> holy carp
[09:51:30] <crutchy> !quote 194
[09:51:30] <Bender> Quote 194 - <crutchy> pretty cold here in the valley too
[09:51:39] <crutchy> !quote 34
[09:51:39] <Bender> Quote 34 - <crutchy> and all the other names
[09:51:46] <crutchy> !quote 54
[09:51:46] <Bender> Quote 54 - <crutchy> squished oreos sound like something you find in python scripts
[09:52:10] <crutchy> !quote 60
[09:52:10] <Bender> Quote 60 - <crutchy> as long at they aren't romulans
[09:52:22] <crutchy> !quote 335
[09:52:22] <Bender> Quote 335 - <crutchy> oh my Konomi grabbed Ethanol-fueled!
[10:15:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:15:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1594
[10:23:24] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:23:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1595
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[10:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[10:49:30] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:52:12] <crutchy> ~socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:52:27] <crutchy> pfft
[10:52:31] <crutchy> oh yeah
[10:52:35] <crutchy> .socialist TheMightyBuzzard
[10:52:36] <exec> TheMightyBuzzard, YOU'RE a SOCIALIST!
[10:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> how goes the pathfinding and such?
[10:59:16] <ciri> doing great here
[11:05:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Future of Forecasting: Titan to Advance Science of Prediction - http://sylnt.us - accurate-weathermen-at-last-yeah-right
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[15:08:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Curiosity Takes a Selfie! - http://sylnt.us - wheres-the-duck-face
[15:21:57] <cmn32480> coffee++
[15:21:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1596
[15:41:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> damned skippy
[16:06:27] <cmn32480> fish all caught already TheMightyBuzzard?
[16:39:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With a Better Optogenetic Light Switch, Scientists Can Flip Neurons On and Off - http://sylnt.us - bright-idea
[17:57:44] <aqu4> Subsentient, you're a socialist!
[17:57:48] <Subsentient> Damn straight.
[18:11:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Man Turning Astronaut Breath and Pee into Plastics and Omega-3s - http://sylnt.us - recycling-at-a-whole-new-level
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[20:53:11] <cmn32480> ;socialist themightybuzzard
[20:53:11] <MrPlow> themightybuzzard, you're a socialist!
[20:53:19] <cmn32480> see #editorial
[20:58:06] <cmn32480> crutchy - how does one invite exec to #editorial?
[20:58:15] <cmn32480> ~
[20:58:18] <cmn32480> ~list
[20:58:19] <exec> ~list ~list-auth ~lock ~unlock
[20:58:19] <exec> ~ ~time ~time-add ~time-del ~github-list ~github-feed ~slashcode-issue ~slashcode-find ~rehash-issue ~exec-issue systemctl ~staff ~eds ~devs ~cat ~get ~set ~unset ~rd ~ls ~cd ~md ~mkdir ~rmdir ~execfs ~confucius ~suggest ~suggest-api ~suggest-exec ~suggest-rss ~rainbow ~sed ~api ~submit ~submit-advert ~filter ~bucket ~isup ~up ~feed-list ~soon ~cid ~shorten ~title ~sizeof ~wiki ~translate ~translate-sl ~weather ~weather-old ~weather-add ~weather-de
[20:58:19] <exec> ~weather-prefs ~civ ~google ~define ~define-add ~define-delete ~define-count ~define-sources ~relay ~verifier-nick ~funding ~queue ~uid ~sn-internal ~scramble ~convert ~part ~location ~startup ~vote ~quickpoll ~bitbucket-feed ~join ~x ~php ~help ~filth ~exec-add ~exec-del ~exec-save ~activity ~header ~header-login ~aur ~first ~last ~random ~count ~log ~welcome ~link ~links ~! ~comments ~g'day ~gday ~g'night ~gnight ~reader ~cowsay ~moo ~fortune
[20:58:19] <exec> ~openthepodbaydoors ~eval ~deb ~addr ~nyse
[20:58:38] <chromas> ~join
[20:58:39] <exec> alias "~join" requires additional trailing argument
[20:58:52] * chromas notices tmb isn't in the channel
[20:59:02] <cmn32480> ~join #editorial
[20:59:41] <cmn32480> much obliged chromas!
[20:59:58] <cmn32480> this channel? he certainly is
[21:00:03] <chromas> in #editorial
[21:00:07] <cmn32480> logged in, just not present
[21:43:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chestnut Leaves Yield Extract That Disarms Deadly Staph Bacteria - http://sylnt.us - a-cure-found-in-nature
[21:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist cmn32480
[21:45:00] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[21:54:27] * TheMightyBuzzard heads out to the movies
[22:19:32] <crutchy> wow. exec has a few things i don't recognise (or have forgotten)
[22:19:52] <crutchy> ~submit-advert
[22:19:53] <exec> *** to try automagically submitting a story to SoylentNews: ~submit <url>
[22:20:03] <crutchy> oh lol
[22:21:32] <crutchy> ~aur
[22:21:33] <exec> 02syntax: ~aur <package_name>
[22:21:52] <crutchy> ~aur systemd
[22:21:55] <exec> 02error: package not found
[22:21:59] <crutchy> pfft
[22:22:22] <crutchy> ~deb systemd
[22:22:23] <exec> system and service manager
[22:48:45] <chromas> systemd's in the official repo
[22:48:57] <chromas> aur is for stuff that isn't
[22:49:27] * chromas was sure epoch was in there. disappointment ensues
[23:00:16] <cmn32480> ~x
[23:00:27] <cmn32480> ~x cmn32480
[23:00:41] <cmn32480> ~first cmn32480
[23:00:42] <exec> 03Ops: random, first, last, all, count. Parameters: message, nick, channel (regex); since, until (date-/time range); limit (maximum messages to return; default is 1, unless op=all); type [message (plain+action; default), plain, action, nick, mode, join, part, quit, kick, kill, topic]; out [json, php, tab, irc]; debug (show the query and whatever else)
[23:00:43] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[23:01:07] <chromas> ooh, maybe ~first/~last could be aliases
[23:01:22] <chromas> ~first nick=cmn32480
[23:01:28] <exec> 03[2014-03-10 20:17:54] #Soylent <Cmn32480> Hurry up and wait. Sigh... I haven't gotten shit done today because of this.
[23:01:50] <chromas> ~count nick=cmn32480 channel=
[23:01:53] <exec> 0311067
[23:01:55] <cmn32480> hehe... that was the domain name buy...
[23:02:48] <cmn32480> ~all nick=cmn32480
[23:02:51] <chromas> it's just a stinky third-level I got free from dns.afraid.org
[23:03:02] <chromas> but the 0x.no is pretty nifty
[23:03:09] <cmn32480> no... the first comment
[23:03:12] * chromas wonders if he could borrow 0pointer.de
[23:03:13] <chromas> ah
[23:03:52] <cmn32480> my first comment was from the he-who-shall-not-be-named/NC domain name sale
[23:04:39] * cmn32480 wonders what ~eds does?
[23:04:54] <chromas> I think it pings 'em
[23:04:56] <cmn32480> is it like a ping_all
[23:05:37] <cmn32480> I just tried it in #editorial... it is a ping for the eds
[23:05:46] <cmn32480> doh
[23:06:12] <chromas> ~ping_eds --yes -vvvvvv
[23:07:12] <cmn32480> ~!
[23:07:14] <exec> syntax to search: ~! %search%, set: ~! %id% %content%, delete: ~! %id% -
[23:07:14] <exec> can't use pipe (|) char, %id% can't contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[23:07:14] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[23:07:40] <cmn32480> ~cowsay
[23:07:40] <exec> alias "~cowsay" requires additional trailing argument
[23:07:46] <cmn32480> ~cowsay cmn32480
[23:07:50] <cmn32480> hello
[23:07:52] <ciri> tach cmn32480
[23:08:01] <cmn32480> hello ciri
[23:08:16] * cmn32480 wonders who lifted that kick/ban
[23:09:00] <cmn32480> ~moo
[23:09:01] <exec> (__)
[23:09:01] <exec> (oo)
[23:09:01] <exec> /------\/
[23:09:02] <exec> / | ||
[23:09:02] <exec> * /\---/\
[23:09:03] <exec> ~~ ~~
[23:09:04] <exec> ..."Have you mooed today?"...
[23:45:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Holy Grail in Computer Hacking - http://sylnt.us - so-glad-we-run-free-software