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[20:42:22] <exec> 03Fripp Island - currently 87°F / 31°C, mostly cloudy, wind E at 8 mph, humidity 77% - Saturday isolated thunderstorms (75°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-88°F / 23°C-31°C), Monday mostly sunny (76°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C)
[20:42:20] <cmn32480> ~weather Fripp island, SC
[20:38:40] <Bender> karma - linux_mint: -1
[20:38:39] <chromas> linux_mint-- #poor encrypted volume support at install time
[20:37:43] <cmn32480> :-)
[20:37:10] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 21
[20:37:10] <chromas> cmn32480++
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[20:34:26] <cmn32480> thanks Chromas. Fixed the busted link.
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[19:31:33] <chromas> the first link in that summary is broken
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[15:13:23] <cmn32480> !uid
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[13:53:49] <cmn32480> yeah... I don't think that moving to an area with LESS opportunity is a good idea...
[13:51:11] <cmn32480> exactly... now, as the old joke says, we are just wrangling over the price
[13:50:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> I get 978 "system administrator" jobs within 30 miles of Baltimore, MD as of right now... sounds like leaving your current company won't be too difficult.
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[13:50:09] <cmn32480> on INdeed.com, it is 78 results, to 778 results
[13:48:06] <cmn32480> where I am
[13:47:57] <cmn32480> me thinks it'd be a VERY stupid idea for me to leave
[13:47:33] <cmn32480> 552 (Five-hundred and fifty two)
[13:47:15] <cmn32480> within 30 mils of the town where I currently live, 552 results
[13:46:36] <cmn32480> this is on Monster.com, by the way
[13:46:21] <cmn32480> Four (4) hits
[13:46:09] <cmn32480> I search the term "system administrator" within 30 miles of BumFk, SC
[13:45:39] <cmn32480> as an illustration of the problem:
[13:45:25] <cmn32480> that is what I am thin king
[13:44:28] <AndyTheAbsurd> yup, time to have everyone get new jobs lined up and all quit at once.
[13:44:06] <cmn32480> it'd make moeing back ot a place witha decent job market nearly impossible
[13:43:41] <cmn32480> Baltimore (where jobs actually exist) to Bumblefuck, SC where few jobs exist and it woudl tie us to the company is a not so good way
[13:42:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> Does he want to move you from someplace cool and hip to Bumshart, Nebrahoma?
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[13:41:49] <cmn32480> posed the question to all 7 people, nobody wants it.
[13:41:30] <cmn32480> and nobody wnats to move.
[13:41:11] <cmn32480> crutchy - too much politics for a small company. My boss (one of the owners) wants to move the entire dept 700 miles to be where he is
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[13:36:58] * crutchy knows that feeling :/
[13:35:17] <cmn32480> methinks it is time to start looking with some seriousness...
[13:34:54] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5828, owned by Greymulkin
[13:34:53] <cmn32480> !uid
[13:34:45] <cmn32480> I think I'm starting to actually hate my job
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[13:20:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> should be the other way around. what fucktards.
[13:20:03] <cmn32480> yeah... that atricle is a job post that was ONLY looking for H1Bs
[13:19:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> erg, fucking h1bs
[13:19:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Only H1Bs Need Apply? - http://sylnt.us - how-many-jobs-do-we-need-to-lose
[13:19:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> not all food can be yummy so socialists wanna get rid of the awesome foods like donuts until the brussle sprouts are no longer jealous.
[13:19:07] <cmn32480> but get into arguments about big donuts vs. little donuts
[13:18:50] <cmn32480> my kids eat the donuts... and love them
[13:18:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> all makes sense now.
[13:18:42] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[13:18:18] <cmn32480> yes, I am aware of that. Bernie Sanders and I are best buddies
[13:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> donuts is teh yummy
[13:18:02] <cmn32480> *coffee
[13:17:57] <MrPlow> cmn32480, you're a socialist!
[13:17:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist cmn32480
[13:17:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> !?
[13:17:47] <cmn32480> just the ocffee
[13:17:44] <cmn32480> i don't eat the donuts
[13:17:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> well at least there's that. donuts may be overpriced but at least they got good coffee.
[13:17:06] <cmn32480> that is my only real story about TN. other than that the Smokies are quite nice
[13:16:19] <cmn32480> pulled off in Knoxville to get some coffee... and found the 1 exit for about 50 miles in all directisonw itha Dunkin' Donuts
[13:15:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, i need to go visit me homies down around charleston sometime. maybe this winter when it's sucking ass and being cold all over the place out here.
[13:15:41] <cmn32480> I was going to a wedding in Nashville about 10 years ago and drove down after work to meet my wife (she had flown to go to the bachelorette party)
[13:14:57] <cmn32480> uh huh
[13:14:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> I40 can eat a dick. it's TN all freakin day.
[13:14:28] <cmn32480> in TN, I mean
[13:14:23] <cmn32480> I've done most of that
[13:14:15] <cmn32480> right.
[13:14:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah but i'm currently in a state it takes like 6-8 hours to drive east to west
[13:13:08] <cmn32480> big compared to like Delware or Rhode Island
[13:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> chas to columbia is like an hour n change
[13:12:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> no i mean coast to pointy end
[13:12:38] <cmn32480> the coastal side is like a 3.5-4 hour drive
[13:12:29] <cmn32480> at the pointy end....
[13:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> sc is not big. you can drive across the whole thing in like 2.5 hours
[13:11:09] <cmn32480> and we are on the coast north of Hilton Head for a couple more days
[13:10:43] <cmn32480> SC is pretty big...
[13:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> funky, i used to live in SC. still got friends there.
[13:10:04] <exec> 03Fripp Island - currently 80°F / 27°C, sunny, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 85% - Saturday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-86°F / 24°C-30°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-87°F / 23°C-31°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (76°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Tuesday scattered thunderstorms (76°F-89°F / 24°C-32°C)
[13:10:03] <cmn32480> ~weather frippisland, SC
[13:09:44] <crutchy> parted it from #soylent earlier when i was doing some testing
[13:09:40] <cmn32480> day late and a dollar short...
[13:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
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[13:09:18] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy early followed by scattered thunderstorms this afternoon. High 87F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 60%. Tomorrow: Partly to mostly cloudy skies with scattered thunderstorms in the morning. High 89F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
[13:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather humboldt, tn
[13:08:30] <MrPlow> Today: Partly cloudy with afternoon showers or thunderstorms. High 86F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Tomorrow: Partly cloudy early. Scattered thunderstorms developing in the afternoon. High 87F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
[13:08:28] <cmn32480> ;weather fripp Island, SC
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[13:08:10] <cmn32480|afk> rats
[13:08:00] <cmn32480|afk> ~weather Fripp Island, SC
[12:26:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[12:24:21] <crutchy> socialists are dangerous creepy fucks
[12:24:11] <crutchy> fiik
[12:23:58] <crutchy> these guys might i dunno. go rape someone if i piss them off too much
[12:22:56] <crutchy> e-f just plays dope
[12:22:48] <crutchy> these guys are dopes
[12:22:43] <crutchy> but e-f is smart
[12:22:39] <crutchy> heh
[12:18:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean look at the fun we have with EF
[12:18:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> trolling drunk folks is fun though
[12:16:50] <crutchy> don't really wanna troll him some more cos i'm not sure if he may be drinking
[12:16:21] <crutchy> he's given up now though :(
[12:15:44] <crutchy> it was beautiful
[12:15:28] <crutchy> i started with 'taxation is basically legalized theft'. that was what got 'em all riled up in the first place :D
[11:57:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, ask him if he's aware that involuntary taxes = men with guns coming to your house and taking what you have rightfully earned.
[11:48:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The mThrow Wearable Sleeve Turns Baseball Pitching Into a Science - http://sylnt.us - making-sports-interesting
[11:44:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, nifty. never tried writing one of those before
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[11:38:12] <spankr> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/irciv_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub ( https://github.com )
[11:38:10] <crutchy> the code that drives it: https://github.com
[11:37:19] <crutchy> (red line is the demo)
[11:37:10] <spankr> ^ 03IRCiv
[11:37:09] <crutchy> http://irciv.bot.nu
[11:37:06] <crutchy> was quite proud of myself
[11:36:39] <crutchy> ooh. tmb i got a pathfinding algorithm working in my little irc game today :D
[11:36:10] <crutchy> not really how i'd planned my saturday evening, but meh
[11:35:19] <crutchy> i'm arguing with another socialist now. he's doing his best to keep his cool. i think he's a bit flustered though, or english isn't his first language or something
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[10:43:42] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:43:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 2
[10:42:45] <Bender> todo item 6 added
[10:42:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo latest spam moderations for admin accounts in api
[10:42:02] <Bender> todo item 5 added
[10:42:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo filter comments by score in the api
[10:41:41] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) filtering for the api cause damn 3) find out wtf is going on with memcache 4) look into daily email digests
[10:41:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[10:40:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i swear lots at paulej72's code. it's a coder thing.
[10:39:49] <crutchy> you would swear lots at my code
[10:39:41] <crutchy> lol
[10:38:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, you need to learn perl so i don't have to code yet another tedious billing option
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[10:23:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[10:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll cut back to 1/3lb ones instead
[10:21:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really need to quit eating 1/2 el diablo burgers. i can't afford to have to buy all new pants.
[10:20:54] <JamesNZ> https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net
[10:20:36] * crutchy strips his clothes off
[10:20:26] <crutchy> all right! back to the pyle!
[10:19:55] <JamesNZ> Wh... what..??!! Slander and calumny!
[10:19:37] <MrPlow> JamesNZ, you're a socialist!
[10:19:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist JamesNZ
[10:19:22] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard,, you're a socialist!
[10:19:22] <JamesNZ> ;socialist TheMightyBuzzard, crutchy
[10:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> many socialists, like most kinds of SJW, cannot stand anything that breaks their narrative.
[10:16:27] <crutchy> <crutchy> read what you typed again
[10:16:27] <crutchy> <vash> i was addressing elios
[10:16:27] <crutchy> <crutchy> and yet you keep highlighting me :p
[10:16:27] <crutchy> <vash> attempting to converse, i should say
[10:16:26] <crutchy> <vash> i'm sorry, i'm done conversing with you crutchy
[10:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[10:15:39] * crutchy spanks himself
[10:15:32] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, i think i just pissed off a socialist
[10:02:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, cause last i looked it had ONE developer.
[10:01:13] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1592
[10:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:46:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceWorks Believes Cryogenic Sleep Holds the Key to Space Travel - http://sylnt.us - just-like-aliens
[09:40:04] <Bender> karma - spankr: 1
[09:40:04] <crutchy> spankr++
[09:40:00] <crutchy> hehe spankr
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[07:06:06] <spankr> ^✓ 03NES Guerrilla War Ending - YouTube
[07:06:06] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:02:31] <spankr> ^✓ 03NES Guerrilla War Ending - YouTube
[07:02:31] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[07:00:51] <mrjuggsteehee> ^✓ 03NES Guerrilla War Ending - YouTube
[07:00:51] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[07:00:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha.
[07:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> PFFFBFBFBFBFPPPFFPFPFPT
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[06:52:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Rad commie endings
[06:52:16] <mrjuggsteehee> ^✓ 03NES Guerrilla War Ending - YouTube
[06:52:16] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[06:50:57] <mrjuggsteehee> ^✓ 03Guerilla War (NES) Final Boss Dictator (Perfect) + Ending and Credits - YouTube
[06:50:57] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
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[06:27:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup fellas.
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[06:23:30] <crutchy> cos it has a weird name :p
[06:21:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> TheMightyBuzzard: any particulr reason(s) you don't think that Pale Moon is a sustainable fork of Firefox?
[06:14:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla Thinks You Should Eat Cake - http://sylnt.us - who-is-this-company-named-mozilla
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[04:54:40] <SirFinkus> he said you have access to native speakers of most languages for language training stuff pretty much whenever you want
[04:53:59] <SirFinkus> it actually kind of sounds like a neat place to work though
[04:53:10] <SirFinkus> yeah, he works with like the shittiest parts of west africa
[04:52:31] <SirFinkus> he rode in an elevator with hillary clinton once
[04:52:30] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a pretty shit-tier assignment for Department of State, but from the looks of things, they're like a nepotist train-wreck reality show anyway.
[04:51:35] <SirFinkus> his job must suck though, they send him over to angola occasionaly
[04:50:38] <SirFinkus> only really asshole attribute he has is that he's a vegetarian
[04:50:01] <SirFinkus> no, he's pretty cool actually
[04:49:55] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahahah
[04:49:52] <Ethanol-fueled> he's probably an asshole, then.
[04:49:43] <SirFinkus> works for the state department
[04:49:26] <SirFinkus> an uncle lives over there
[04:49:06] <SirFinkus> look at glaciers and shit if the weather is good
[04:48:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Kind of a ritual for the military family to return their kids to the roots.
[04:48:48] <SirFinkus> eurpopean flights would be interesting because you get to fly over greenland and such if you leave from the east coast
[04:48:26] <SirFinkus> from seattle
[04:48:24] <Ethanol-fueled> same here.
[04:48:18] <SirFinkus> DC
[04:48:16] <SirFinkus> over the ocean might get boring after a while, but a lot of the flights to europe fly pretty far north
[04:48:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Where'd you fly to>?
[04:47:39] <SirFinkus> longest flights I've been on have been cross country, and I spent the entire time looking out the window
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[04:47:23] <SirFinkus> hah
[04:46:56] * Ethanol-fueled has to fly to Frisco soon to witness his lesbian aunt's lesbian wedding
[04:46:05] <SirFinkus> window seat every time though, I've got an iron bladder
[04:45:37] <SirFinkus> and you need to crane your neck
[04:45:17] <SirFinkus> fans
[04:45:12] <SirFinkus> in front of the wing is cool too, but you usually miss the flaps and can't get a good angle on the fants
[04:45:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's really cool. And all the airbrake shit on the engine retract during landings.
[04:44:45] <SirFinkus> and the flaps and stuff
[04:44:40] <SirFinkus> I prefer behind the wing, then you can see that, and below you
[04:44:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, if you've ever had a wing-seat, you can see the wing actually flap. Pretty awesome.
[04:43:47] <SirFinkus> the 787 the strapped a wing down and pulled on the tip until it broke, I think they got to like 15 feet of displacement
[04:43:46] <Ethanol-fueled> They are fun, fink. But it's the fact that prop planes are more enclosed that bug me.
[04:43:11] <SirFinkus> I've seen the tests they put these planes through, and they're pretty impressive
[04:42:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trio Create Artificial Magnetic Wormhole - http://sylnt.us - warp-drives-here-we-come
[04:42:34] <SirFinkus> might get old
[04:42:20] <SirFinkus> maybe not if it was going on for 8 hours
[04:41:52] <SirFinkus> I generally love that kind of "man conquering nature" feeling though, so I think I'd enjoy the small plane thing
[04:41:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[04:40:36] <SirFinkus> it was a toury thing, but there was a pretty good storm on the way back
[04:40:13] <SirFinkus> sailing in hawaii
[04:40:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Sounds like fun, fink. What was the context of your boat-trip?
[04:39:32] <SirFinkus> been a while
[04:39:29] <SirFinkus> for context, this was like a 40 foot ship on 10 foot seas, so it was pretty bouncy
[04:38:36] <SirFinkus> I trust engineering more than I should maybe
[04:38:36] <Ethanol-fueled> You can open a port or walk out on deck. You can fall into the sea and live.
[04:38:01] <Ethanol-fueled> That's a lot different, though. There's no potential for terminal velocity.
[04:37:15] <SirFinkus> I've been on fairly small boats in fairly high seas and I loved every minute of it
[04:36:52] <SirFinkus> but I think I'd like it
[04:36:47] <SirFinkus> expensive
[04:36:39] <Ethanol-fueled> might as well learn how to fly a prop plane, then.
[04:35:51] <SirFinkus> like, fly over the rockies in a single engine plane
[04:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Go do it and tell me how fun it is.
[04:35:33] <SirFinkus> something I'd love to do
[04:35:02] <SirFinkus> I'd love that actually
[04:34:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, you ride through turbulance on a prop plane and you won't be so romantic about it.
[04:34:18] <SirFinkus> I'm still awed enough by flight that being in a shitty seat doesn't matter to me
[04:33:58] <SirFinkus> it's pretty remarkable
[04:33:52] <SirFinkus> looking out the window
[04:33:42] <SirFinkus> probably because I don't fly very often
[04:33:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Whyzat?
[04:33:35] <SirFinkus> I already like flying coach once I'm up in the air
[04:32:46] <Bender> karma - they_live: 2
[04:32:46] <Ethanol-fueled> they_live++
[04:31:22] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, durr.
[04:31:11] <SirFinkus> but jews, showers, etc
[04:31:07] <SirFinkus> I doubt it
[04:30:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, can you explain the Jew thing? I'm too buzzed to get the joke.
[04:30:44] <SirFinkus> Iran still uses 707s I think
[04:30:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, Arabs like to masturbate, and putting it in the context of a shower saves face when there are plenty of westerners who can resist masturbating during a 20 hour flight and remain sane.
[04:29:58] <SirFinkus> another light comes on before they take off for the jews
[04:29:17] <Ethanol-fueled> A light comes on in the cabin during midflight and instructs all non-westerners to report to the showers to as to avoid stinking up the cabin in a manner unpalatable to Western olfactory sensitivity.
[04:28:51] <SirFinkus> but I'd love to do that once
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[04:28:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, because those stinky Arabs need them.
[04:28:18] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03Emirates A380 First Class: Showers and Suites - YouTube
[04:28:16] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[04:27:54] <SirFinkus> emirates airbus 380s have showers on them
[04:27:26] <SirFinkus> air travel would be amazing not stuck in coach
[04:27:15] <SirFinkus> I'd be more interested in a first class plane ticket, that looks sweet
[04:26:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[04:26:35] <SirFinkus> it sounded like it would have been worth it anyway, just for the experience
[04:26:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, then going for it is a pretty good option. \
[04:24:40] <SirFinkus> and it wasn't the kid of thing you could really scalp
[04:24:19] <SirFinkus> well, he's a big baseball fan, and it happened like 3 years ago
[04:23:59] <Ethanol-fueled> scalp it. use proceeds to do something actually fun, because baseball games are boring as fuck.
[04:23:33] <SirFinkus> *through work
[04:23:17] <SirFinkus> my dad actually won one of those during work, it sounded awesome
[04:22:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[04:22:08] <SirFinkus> that's like, a box suite at a normal baseball game here?
[04:21:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Shit, for 10K in Mogadishu you could live like Carlos SLim
[04:20:23] <SirFinkus> 10k was notable enough in mogadishu terms to get a mention in the wiki article
[04:20:02] <SirFinkus> "The Ex-Lujino basketball stadium in the Abdulaziz District also underwent a $10,000 rehabilitation, with funding provided by the local Hormuud Telecom firm."
[04:19:59] <SirFinkus> from the wikipedia article
[04:19:00] <Ethanol-fueled> and as usual, the best sprinters are Blacks.
[04:18:41] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[04:18:37] <SirFinkus> whoever gets out first/survives wins
[04:18:29] <SirFinkus> drop the sprinters off in the middle of mogadishu
[04:18:21] <SirFinkus> it could be like black hawk down
[04:17:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed. We should have the olympics in Somalia every year.
[04:17:02] <SirFinkus> I read an article a few weeks ago arguing that it'd be smart to just have the olympics in the same place each year
[04:11:58] <Ethanol-fueled> *chuckle* that leg-lift thing. That's gotta be a French thing. They're the people who used to put fruit under their arms before deodorant caught on, then have everybody smell those fruits.
[04:11:36] <SirFinkus> this guy was really fucking subtle
[04:11:19] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[04:10:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Or pause the video right as the gymnast does that aerial. Or pause the video when the ice-skater does that thing where she lifts up her leg and shows herself off to the judges after her routine is finished.
[04:10:27] <SirFinkus> ha, I have a gif somewhere
[04:09:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink - the people who pause the video right as that female hurdler is jumping in that form-fitting bodysuit.
[04:09:36] <SirFinkus> or that one where they cross country ski and then shoot shit
[04:09:26] <SirFinkus> or cross country skiing
[04:09:14] <SirFinkus> who the fuck watches track and field events
[04:08:29] <SirFinkus> and how many people care about the olympic sports when it isn't an olympic year?
[04:07:53] <SirFinkus> if you're like, a gymnast, you aren't competing if you were born the wrong year
[04:07:29] <SirFinkus> and really, if they were the purest form, they'd have them every year
[04:07:23] <crutchy> mmm naked men
[04:06:59] <SirFinkus> WERE
[04:06:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup. The olympics were the purest form of human competition. Not being ridiculous like handegg culture is in their best interest.
[04:06:30] <SirFinkus> Olympics ™
[04:06:24] <SirFinkus> olympics?
[04:06:20] <SpallsHurgenson> they'll sue Soylent for trademark violation
[04:06:08] <SpallsHurgenson> please don't use that word
[04:05:59] <SirFinkus> what a scam
[04:05:50] <SirFinkus> I mean, holy shit
[04:05:45] <SirFinkus> it doesn't piss me off as much as the olympics though
[04:05:36] <SirFinkus> lol
[04:05:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The Microsoft Surface ones with the Black family were almost as good as the "puts hair on your ass and 5 extra inches on your dick" Chevy truck commercials.
[04:04:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, and the commercials show during handegg games are caricatures of American culture straight out of Team America...except that they're serious, and apparantly a lot of Americans relate to them.
[04:04:16] <SirFinkus> granted, I don't know much about the sport
[04:04:08] <SirFinkus> handegg is just an excuse to have monsters hit each other as hard as they can imo
[04:03:48] <SirFinkus> given how popular sports in general are, they'd still make gobs of money without subsidies
[04:03:47] <Ethanol-fueled> to a lesser extent. Tennis doesn't have the violence-appeal that handegg does.
[04:03:19] <SirFinkus> same really with other sports
[04:03:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Right, fink. un-fucking-believable.
[04:02:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I like the sport. It's fun to play and fun to watch. But how goddamn greedy are those fucking pigs gonna get?!
[04:02:35] <SirFinkus> nfl is non-profit too
[04:01:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Paying to go to a handegg game is expensive as fuck. You're easily blowing 300 bucks for two people to watch one live game here.
[04:00:19] <SirFinkus> I don't watch handegg, and I'm not interested in subsidizing people who do
[03:59:24] <Ethanol-fueled> People do shit like that and then wonder why people are pirating media and watching games illegally streamed.
[03:58:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Then they came up with the policy of locally blacking out game broadcasts if not enough tickets were sold.
[03:57:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup.
[03:57:08] <SirFinkus> but HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
[03:57:01] <SirFinkus> I'd be sort of ok with it if I got a share of ticket sales
[03:56:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The worst part is that the only reason for wanting a new stadium is to have more VIP sections for rich people.
[03:56:03] <SirFinkus> yeah, the idea of paying for sports stadiums with public money is outrageous
[03:55:41] <Ethanol-fueled> All this while streets are fucked up and potholes are unfilled.
[03:51:22] <Ethanol-fueled> And in spite of massive fuckhuge profits, they want the city (and by extension, the public) to be on the hook for 1/3 of the stadium cost with no protection against raising taxes to pay for it.
[03:50:36] <Ethanol-fueled> For those of you not in the know, my formerly favorite handegg team the San Diego Super Chargers are threatening to leave San Diego unless they get a new stadium.
[03:48:50] <Ethanol-fueled> What am I gonna do to let you all know I'm drinking and watching football when I don't have a favorite team?
[03:48:02] <SpallsHurgenson> _/is_ there a downtown Charlotte?
[03:48:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Watching football ain't gonna be fun because the Chargers pissed off all of San Diego :(
[03:40:57] <SpallsHurgenson> so... no wild and zany car chase through downtown Charlotte?
[03:39:38] <swiss> Deucalion: SpallsHurgenson it was kinda agile, but it wasn't development code that could be maintained
[03:38:45] <SirFinkus> my steaks were beef though
[03:38:27] <SirFinkus> yeah, my uncles hunt out there every year
[03:38:06] <Ethanol-fueled> mmmm, venison
[03:36:27] <SirFinkus> fucking nailed it btw
[03:36:20] <SirFinkus> sorry, I was cooking steak
[03:36:11] <SirFinkus> it was in pieces, and we didn't find the skull, just ribs and the spinal column
[03:35:44] <SirFinkus> I think it was a deer
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[03:23:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Fink, what animal was picked clean and rotting near the mine?
[03:22:37] <SirFinkus> that's further into the property
[03:21:39] <SirFinkus> unlikely this far out
[03:20:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, well, you can find places kinda like that on the outskirts of town, but you need to watch for violent bums and junkies rather than animals or cave collapses.
[03:19:58] <SirFinkus> picked clean by birds, but still fresh
[03:19:50] <SirFinkus> skeleton
[03:19:48] <SirFinkus> well, corpse is the wrong word
[03:19:37] <SirFinkus> the large animal corpse we found outside the mine
[03:19:27] <SirFinkus> oh, not pictured
[03:19:15] <SpallsHurgenson> watch out for the creepers
[03:18:44] <SirFinkus> but honestly, if you see a mineshaft, and you can go in it, how do you not go in?
[03:18:00] <Ethanol-fueled> There's no safer occupation than mining!
[03:15:08] <SirFinkus> yes, I would have tried it if I did
[03:14:49] <SirFinkus> yes, I looked, no I didn't find any
[03:14:39] <SirFinkus> also a place where the miners lived, the dynamite shack
[03:13:45] <SirFinkus> I wish I had taken a picture of the minecart track
[03:12:58] <Bender> karma - 1911: 1
[03:12:58] <Ethanol-fueled> 1911++
[03:12:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, that's some old west shit.
[03:11:06] <SirFinkus> I shot my 1911 into the shaft and it sounded pretty fucking deep
[03:10:40] <SirFinkus> didn't want to test it
[03:10:29] <SirFinkus> there was a ladder there, but it had probably been there 100 years
[03:10:17] <SirFinkus> there was this hole in the ground about 20' deep that led to the real part of the mine
[03:09:56] <SirFinkus> I wish I had explored more of the mines, but I was piss drunk with my cousins, and really needed a ladder
[03:08:24] <SirFinkus> I was too much of a pussy to go in here http://i.imgur.com
[03:07:25] <SirFinkus> even a bit of a minecart track, indiana jones shit out there
[03:07:03] <SirFinkus> there's also a bunch of old structures out there, don't have pictures of those
[03:06:41] <SirFinkus> which is pretty near omak in context
[03:06:30] <SirFinkus> like, 10 miles out
[03:06:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. is that near Omak?
[03:05:23] <SirFinkus> so anyway, abandoned mine
[03:05:14] * SpallsHurgenson throws a few extra linux .iso's in the queue...
[03:05:13] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:04:15] <SirFinkus> stupid slow internet
[03:03:49] <SirFinkus> I'll show you the place to snowball fight in
[03:03:32] <SirFinkus> rocks everywhere
[03:03:28] <SirFinkus> naw, you'd get fucked up
[03:03:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Maybe even sledding recklessly down the hills.
[03:02:57] <Ethanol-fueled> that valley would be awesome for snowball-fighting during wintertime.
[03:02:31] <SirFinkus> picture doesn't do it justice
[03:02:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, that's beautiful.
[03:02:12] <SirFinkus> fucking amazing
[03:02:07] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[03:01:55] <SirFinkus> uploading
[03:01:50] <SirFinkus> I got a pic from my cousin's farm, about 10 miles out
[03:00:10] <Ethanol-fueled> it does look like a place in L.A.'s skid row or San Diego's East Village where bums copulate.
[02:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, not all prostitutes have the luxury of removing their pants in a hotel room.
[02:59:07] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[02:58:57] <SirFinkus> the pants are mine though
[02:58:52] <SirFinkus> naw, I drink better beer than that
[02:58:24] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahah, I bet that was your can of nattie ice, pack of marlbro menthols, and heroin spoon.
[02:58:19] <SirFinkus> my congressman has been shilling non-stop for them
[02:58:07] <SirFinkus> yeah, fuck boeing honestly
[02:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard they're trying to stop the corporate welfare for Boeing though, and Boeing keeps threatening to move.
[02:57:53] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[02:57:51] <SirFinkus> here's one of the two pictures I took of omak
[02:57:25] <SirFinkus> several large game developers
[02:57:16] <SirFinkus> we got microsoft, intel in dupont, amazon, boeing
[02:56:45] <SirFinkus> expensive to live there though, but that's par for the course
[02:56:18] <SirFinkus> it's pretty good in the seattle area
[02:56:00] <SirFinkus> wenachee is nice
[02:55:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Are you enough of an authority to know whether or not it's easy to get a tech job in WA?
[02:54:30] <Ethanol-fueled> hell yeah, the scenery becomes great once you get north of California's wine country.
[02:54:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't remember Omak much, but Winthrop was a tourist trap.
[02:53:47] <SirFinkus> but the scenery is great
[02:53:42] <SirFinkus> the "town" itself is pretty shitty
[02:53:35] <SirFinkus> naw, but been to omak lots
[02:53:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Ever go to lake Chelan?
[02:52:16] <SirFinkus> nope
[02:52:07] <Ethanol-fueled> know any Sommers?
[02:51:24] <SirFinkus> if you like a rural town
[02:51:17] <SirFinkus> I have family down there
[02:51:09] <SirFinkus> omak is nice
[02:50:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I like Winthrop/Twisp/Omak though.
[02:50:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice. I think I'll move me to Washington in the future.
[02:49:19] <SirFinkus> thought
[02:49:05] <SirFinkus> that's already a thing I though
[02:48:55] <SirFinkus> the white nationalist movement?
[02:48:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I wanna become a member.
[02:48:35] <Ethanol-fueled> When are you guys going to start the Northwest Front?
[02:47:44] * Ethanol-fueled burps
[02:47:04] <SirFinkus> evening
[02:46:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Sup.
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[02:39:58] <crutchy> ~link rainbow
[02:39:36] <SpallsHurgenson> great, you just killed the conversation crutchy
[02:38:26] <crutchy> 'doctor i think i might be a homosexual'
[02:37:55] * SpallsHurgenson gasps
[02:37:53] <SirFinkus> the implication is clear
[02:37:47] <SirFinkus> skin flute
[02:37:45] <SirFinkus> wine skin
[02:37:43] <SirFinkus> wine flute
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[02:34:34] <crutchy> not sure about in a wine flute :/
[02:34:23] <crutchy> milo is good for bed time
[02:34:10] * exec covertly offers a wine flute of milo to Deucalion
[02:34:06] <crutchy> ~g'night Deucalion
[02:33:31] * Deucalion feels annoyance brewing inside.... heads to bed
[02:27:04] <SirFinkus> not a chance
[02:27:01] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, it was die hard 2
[02:26:57] <SirFinkus> I watched a movie just the other day, and there's not a chance it would be made today, forgot the name
[02:25:40] <SirFinkus> censored
[02:25:37] <SirFinkus> it's annoying how shitty movies have gotten
[02:25:24] <SirFinkus> I don't think the die hard movies ever really had tits in them
[02:24:27] <Deucalion> have fun
[02:24:16] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh! jiggly!
[02:24:06] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, you do... look down - they be on the end of your man boobies
[02:23:22] * Deucalion stirs the pot
[02:23:22] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Nipples? Who's got a nipple?"
[02:23:05] <Deucalion> Got to love that puritanical streak in US censorship boards - don't swear or dare show a female nipple.... blowing people's heads off - meh, that's fine for kids :D
[02:20:56] * SpallsHurgenson pulls down multiple simultaneous HD video streams... just because I can :)
[02:18:52] <SirFinkus> any only because you need to say "mother" if you want to say "motherfucker"
[02:18:20] <SirFinkus> first few movies mclain was dropping f bombs every other word
[02:18:07] <SirFinkus> I also hate how the new die hards are all pg 13 bullshit now
[02:17:39] <SirFinkus> the rest of the movie was actually pretty entertaining, but I just couldn't turn my brain off for this part
[02:17:04] <SirFinkus> they get props (GET IT?) for using mostly physical special effects
[02:16:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I haven't seen that movie and years and I still remember how awful that bit was
[02:16:04] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03DIE HARD 4: Semi vs Jet - YouTube
[02:16:03] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:02] <SirFinkus> oh god, I forgot how stupid that movie was
[02:15:27] <SpallsHurgenson> watch out for that runaway baby carriage!
[02:12:36] <SirFinkus> he's the mac guy in Die Hard 4
[02:11:59] <SpallsHurgenson> it's like something out of a hollywood movie!
[02:11:46] * SpallsHurgenson imagines swiss zooming about Charlotte NC, one hand on the wheel while frantically typing out code on a laptop on the passenger seat
[02:08:56] <Deucalion> You were talking about software rather than a car right?
[02:06:58] <Deucalion> That sounds....... "agile"..... :/
[02:03:21] <swiss> did a development sprint out in Charlotte NC this last week
[02:03:00] <swiss> i'm always around, just talk a lot less
[02:02:49] <swiss> ah, that makes more sense, didn't recognize the nick
[02:02:07] <Deucalion> Don't see you around these parts much lately swiss. Deucalion == juggs btw.
[02:01:27] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03Timelapse of Napier Port with tilt shift effect - YouTube
[02:01:25] <SpallsHurgenson> my new favorite internet video: https://www.youtube.com :)
[02:00:57] <swiss> Deucalion: hello
[02:00:37] <Deucalion> swiss !
[01:59:18] <SpallsHurgenson> you don't get rid of me that easily :)
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[01:58:34] <SirFinkus> beer time
[01:57:53] <ciri> 10!
[01:57:51] <ciri> 9
[01:57:49] <ciri> 8
[01:57:47] <ciri> 7
[01:57:45] <ciri> 6
[01:57:44] <ciri> 5
[01:57:43] <ciri> 4
[01:57:41] <swiss> 3
[01:57:40] <swiss> yay, ciri is back
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[01:56:18] <ciri> godspeed SpallsHurgenson
[01:56:17] <SpallsHurgenson> brb
[01:54:01] <Deucalion> They're sure to fine then :/
[01:51:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm sure they are readable; they are all re-used AOL floppy disks, after all :)
[01:49:18] <Deucalion> Ye gads. /me pictures Spall's warehouse full of unreadable 5.25" discs in mind and has a brain fart
[01:48:12] <SpallsHurgenson> just make sure you have a 5.25" floppy drive, 'cause that's my storage medium of choice :)
[01:44:21] <Deucalion> SpallsHurgenson, you really do need to get that storage fetish in hand. On the other hand, we know who to come calling on post apocalypse to re-create the interwebs from scratch,
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[01:36:02] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, with 1.1mbps DSL, it was a good idea to archive anything I downloaded because it took forever to get... but now? I've downloaded six copies of the internet just during this conversation!
[01:35:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I may have to get used to to the idea that I DON'T need to download everything anymore
[01:34:44] <SpallsHurgenson> its not that I run out of space... its how QUICKLY I run out of space :)
[01:34:15] <SirFinkus> funny how that works, no matter how much storage you have, it's never enough
[01:33:42] <SpallsHurgenson> on the downside, I may need more hard-drives :)
[01:21:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I know, I feel practically Korean!
[01:21:09] <SirFinkus> that's almost like any other 1st world country in the world
[01:20:47] <SirFinkus> bastard
[01:18:57] <SpallsHurgenson> $29.99 for 100/10 + free modem :)
[01:18:39] <SpallsHurgenson> my building has an amazingly awesome bulk rate :)
[01:18:32] <SirFinkus> check your bill carefully
[01:18:25] <SirFinkus> are you sure? most of them rent it to you
[01:18:11] <SpallsHurgenson> no I'm not; I get it free :)
[01:18:01] <SirFinkus> cheap out? you're paying for that
[01:17:37] <SpallsHurgenson> /me decides to cheap out and stick with the ISP-provided modem
[01:17:21] <SirFinkus> yeah, looks like the cable company can reject your modem if it's uncertified
[01:15:08] <SirFinkus> since all the info about how fast it is and such comes from the isp
[01:14:47] <SirFinkus> I think you have to get it certified or something
[01:14:32] * SirFinkus wonders how hard it would be to roll your own
[01:13:50] <SirFinkus> just pay the $80 and be done with it
[01:13:36] <SpallsHurgenson> (jesus christ, why are cable modems so expensive? do they run on unicorn blood or something?)
[01:12:59] <SirFinkus> when it gets lost or stolen, it's a problem
[01:12:41] <SirFinkus> when it works, it's better in almost every metric to have your shit in the cargo hold
[01:12:29] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah well, you used to have seats which allowed blood to circulate through your legs on most airlines :)
[01:11:14] <SirFinkus> well, I think you used to be able to have a bag in the cargo area for free on most airlines
[01:11:05] <SpallsHurgenson> (think of the additional weight - and fuel consumption - from all that extra luggage!)
[01:10:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (think of the lost profit opportunities!)
[01:10:37] <SpallsHurgenson> counterproductive too. It just encourages people to have more carry-ons. Think of the security risks! :)
[01:09:24] <SirFinkus> which is kind of stupid
[01:09:17] <SirFinkus> newer planes are designed to hold more luggage in the passenger compartment
[01:08:55] <SirFinkus> the whole carry on thing is stupid
[01:08:48] <SirFinkus> well, I do care, but not a lot
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[01:08:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I am honestly surprised they still allow carry-ons at all.
[01:08:33] <SirFinkus> I don't care if the luggage guys steal my clothes/dildos
[01:08:19] <SirFinkus> on the RARE occasion I take a FLIGHT I just keep my valuable in my carry on
[01:07:54] <SpallsHurgenson> (more RANDOM capitalization :)
[01:07:42] <SpallsHurgenson> but now that they have the keys to those locks, its a COMPLETELY pointless exercise
[01:07:21] <SpallsHurgenson> the idea with suitcase locks was mostly to keep "the guys in the back" out of your belongings while it was on the plane and out of your sight... in the old days, a lock made sense because it made your belongings a slightly harder target. The luggage handlers would just move on to an unlocked case rather than worry open the lock on yours
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[01:06:06] <SirFinkus> looks fragile though
[01:05:49] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03[2] HYT Chain key Padlock - YouTube
[01:05:47] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[01:05:46] <SirFinkus> these are kind of neat
[01:05:07] <_NSAKEY> Pin-tumbler is generally a joke though.
[01:05:01] <_NSAKEY> Yeah, unless you start messing with something like an American 5200.
[01:04:38] <SirFinkus> really, locks are pretty insecure in general, more to keep casual people out than anything
[01:04:12] <_NSAKEY> Master keying is the meatspace version of crypto backdooring.
[01:03:57] <_NSAKEY> SpallsHurgenson: No. Anyone who has ever picked a few will get bored quickly, and avoid TSA locks for picking afterwards.
[01:03:31] <SpallsHurgenson> oh come on, did anyone think those TSA approved locks were in any way secure? once those became mandatory I gave up on the locks entirely
[01:03:15] <_NSAKEY> It's only 7 keys, but now anyone who knows how to cut keys has a handy guide for making their own TSA set.
[01:03:09] <SirFinkus> *buy even
[01:03:01] <SirFinkus> or shit, guy a suitcase and take the lock apart
[01:02:50] <SirFinkus> I bet thousands of people have access to the key, and all you need is a picture or an impression
[01:02:31] <SirFinkus> not to mention the people making the luggage
[01:02:15] <_NSAKEY> When you have however many people the TSA employs, and it's basically a lateral career move from fast food work, I wouldn't be shocked if some sets of master keys got stolen.
[01:00:01] <SirFinkus> I'm sure it's already been leaked before
[00:59:23] <_NSAKEY> Just think of the implications of that link I sent for a couple of seconds.
[00:59:17] <SirFinkus> the classic one is the prison break where they made a copy of the warden's key for the cover of the rulebook
[00:59:03] <SpallsHurgenson> (which of course has implications towards allowing remote access but it by itself does not do anything :)
[00:58:55] <SirFinkus> haha, I love those stories
[00:58:42] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03Khalil (pilgrim) on Twitter: "Thank you @washingtonpost for posting the @TSA's master keys :)- All lockpickers#security http://t.co http://t.co"
[00:58:41] <_NSAKEY> Since we're talking about this sort of thing, have you guys seen this? https://twitter.com
[00:58:30] <SpallsHurgenson> and IIRC it is not, by itself, a method of remote access. It is merely a cryptographic key for digital signing.
[00:57:49] <_NSAKEY> As I recall, they claimed that _NSAKEY was for other countries, which fell under the export rules of the day.
[00:57:32] <_NSAKEY> They also claimed that it wasn't a key for the NSA.
[00:57:25] <_NSAKEY> It's still a backdoor.
[00:57:19] <SpallsHurgenson> Microsoft didn't deny it existed; they denied (and still deny) the NSA has access to it
[00:57:19] <SirFinkus> yup
[00:57:07] <SirFinkus> nothing hidden about it, it's a feature
[00:56:56] <_NSAKEY> SirFinkus: It was discovered because some dev forgot to turn debugging symbols off.
[00:56:55] <SirFinkus> microsoft is explicitly saying that they own your computer and the data on it
[00:56:24] <SirFinkus> NSAKEY was hidden in the code, and denied when it was discovered
[00:56:06] <SpallsHurgenson> that reminds me, I still need to figure out if my ISP can remote access my modem...
[00:56:06] <_NSAKEY> That's not intentionally gimping a product in order to give The Man secret access to it.
[00:55:53] <_NSAKEY> That's just asshats abusing access.
[00:55:38] <SirFinkus> they own the servers, so they can read whatever they want
[00:55:34] <_NSAKEY> The FBI director tried "secure golden key," but that was made fun of pretty heavily and I haven't seen that one used anymore.
[00:55:28] <SirFinkus> like, if you upload your data to dropbox, and they read it, they aren't using a backdoor
[00:55:10] <_NSAKEY> Thus, "front door" is utter bullshit, unless used in an obvious joking manner.
[00:55:04] <SirFinkus> I feel backdoor implies secrecy
[00:54:54] <_NSAKEY> It's like, "Let's just invent this other term for this long-established technical term because we don't want the stigma associated with the original term!"
[00:54:36] <SirFinkus> I don't mean it as a compliment
[00:54:21] <_NSAKEY> SirFinkus: It's the kind of term someone comes up with when they don't want to get stuck calling it a back door, for public relations reasons.
[00:53:59] <ciri> doing great here
[00:53:59] <SirFinkus> how is it bullshit?
[00:53:50] <_NSAKEY> "Front door" is a bullshit term.
[00:53:45] <SirFinkus> they at least pretended not to before
[00:53:38] <SirFinkus> but now it's a front door
[00:53:31] <SirFinkus> yeah, I know about that
[00:53:30] <_NSAKEY> It goes back much further than the recent releases.
[00:53:21] <_NSAKEY> SirFinkus: Google my nick. Windows has had backdoors for years.
[00:53:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I put iTunes on my Dell laptop running Vista. It seemed a perfect trifecta :)
[00:53:00] <SirFinkus> windows 7 was decent, although I'm sure it was front-doored too
[00:52:36] <_NSAKEY> It makes me glad I ditched Windows back when people were complaining about Vista.
[00:52:16] <SirFinkus> and they just updated the privacy policy to say they can disable software and media on your computer if they detect it's pirated
[00:51:51] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03Attribution Dice and CyberSquirrel1 ( http://cyberattribution.com )
[00:51:50] <_NSAKEY> http://cyberattribution.com!/Dice/c/12550174/offset=0&sort=normal
[00:51:46] <SirFinkus> the eula explicitly allows them to gather "telemetry", which could be literally anything
[00:51:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> I think you mean they need to install this 中国借壳
[00:51:04] <_NSAKEY> SirFinkus: All the therat intel weenies are rolling loaded attribution dice. Thus, it is always China.
[00:51:00] <SirFinkus> and why do they need a back door? they explicitly have a front door
[00:50:50] <SpallsHurgenson> because there are 1 billion chinese customers and only 300 million American customers? :)
[00:50:38] <_NSAKEY> s/comptuer/computer
[00:50:32] <SirFinkus> why would they contract that out to the chinese?
[00:50:25] <SirFinkus> chinese backdoor?
[00:50:14] <_NSAKEY> SpallsHurgenson: That's a short step from "In order to better secure your comptuer, we needed to install this Chinese backdoor."
[00:50:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, Dx12 is nice but I own 2000 computer games already so even if I went cold-turkey on new games I'd still have enough entertainment software to keep me occupied until the day I died :)
[00:48:58] <SirFinkus> I love how the fans spin up on my laptop if I let it sit idle for a few minutes
[00:48:34] <SpallsHurgenson> its never for me unless MS seriously changes a number of their policies, such as the huge amount of background data collection and the lack of control over updates
[00:48:33] <SirFinkus> .pngs of the desktop were included
[00:48:19] <SirFinkus> I saw a video of some russian hacker allegedly decrypting the phone home stuff
[00:47:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> possibly never.
[00:47:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> probablt more like another couple of months.
[00:47:41] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yeah, I'm giving it AT LEAST another couple of weeks before I install it on any of my machines. AT LEAST.
[00:47:37] <SpallsHurgenson> in order to better secure your computer, we needed to install Skype :)
[00:47:12] <SirFinkus> even if it was terse
[00:47:07] <SirFinkus> at least they pretended to tell you before
[00:46:58] <SirFinkus> so they're forcing me to install updates, and won't tell me what code what's running on my computer
[00:46:49] <SpallsHurgenson> whoever was working in MS marketing and figured out the "lets give Win10 away for free" idea deserves a massive raise, because without that I'm pretty sure it would have been another Vista for Microsoft...
[00:43:59] <mrjuggsteehee> ^ 03Microsoft has no plans to tell us what’s in Windows patches | Ars Technica
[00:43:59] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com
[00:42:54] * SpallsHurgenson walks away slowly - and cooly - from the resultant explosion
[00:41:55] * AndyTheAbsurd turns all the burners on the gas stove to "high", runs away giggling madly
[00:41:03] * SpallsHurgenson lights a match
[00:40:18] * crutchy was sure to wave to wind as he passed it
[00:40:02] * crutchy passes wind
[00:39:41] <SpallsHurgenson> let the madness end, take a brief respite, then start anew!
[00:39:26] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm
[00:39:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> TOO LATE!
[00:39:07] <SpallsHurgenson> let the madness begin!
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