#Soylent | Logs for 2015-08-04

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[00:12:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DNS Server Attacks Begin Using BIND Software Flaw - http://sylnt.us - bound-to-happen
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[00:42:44] * SpallsHurgenson says something amusing
[00:43:57] * SirFinkus chortles at SpallsHurgenson's amusing comment
[00:45:02] * SpallsHurgenson presents a facade of innocent misunderstanding, claiming not to understand the subtle undertext that made his initial comment so funny
[00:45:59] * SirFinkus makes a snarky reply pretending he thought it was some kind of innuendo
[00:47:39] * SpallsHurgenson takes sudden and unexpected offense and responds with a fusillade of uncouth words
[00:48:39] * SirFinkus begins spouting racial epitaphs at SpallsHurgenson
[00:49:05] <SpallsHurgenson> ad hominem attack! ad hominem attack!
[00:58:08] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls! You've been studying your logic!
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[00:59:53] <BadCoderFinger> There was no need for that!
[01:00:44] <SpallsHurgenson> confused declaration and insistence that somebody must have been misusing his nick to besmirch his good name
[01:02:59] <BadCoderFinger> Well, that much is obvious.
[01:03:16] <BadCoderFinger> How are you, Spalls?
[01:03:35] <Bytram> !uid
[01:03:36] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5787, owned by gezegenim
[01:03:46] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram
[01:03:51] <Bytram> try saying that nick 5 times fast!
[01:03:54] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: hey!
[01:04:08] <SpallsHurgenson> gezegenim. gezegenim. gezegenim. gezegenim. gezegenim.
[01:04:10] <Bytram> I/m slowly getting my new[ish] lappy setup
[01:04:11] <SpallsHurgenson> not very hard :)
[01:04:25] <Bytram> gesundheit!
[01:04:29] <Bytram> =)
[01:05:11] <Bytram> anyone here have a fast pipe who could check some downloads for me?
[01:05:42] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I'm rockin' 1mbps here; is that the sort of speed you're lookin' for? :)
[01:05:54] <Bytram> My connection was a bit slow early today and also this evening... want to double check two files I downloaded to see if the checksums are as they should be.
[01:06:04] <Bytram> that's my top speed atm
[01:06:20] <Bytram> but this pm I was getting 10-20 kB/sec
[01:06:21] <Bytram> =(
[01:06:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Verizon lineworkers are going on strike; I'm sure that won't affect aything either :)
[01:06:37] * SpallsHurgenson listens to some classic rock https://www.youtube.com
[01:06:37] <Bytram> right.
[01:06:41] <exec> └─ 13Electric Guitar-Beethoven's 5th Symphony [Rock Ver.] - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn0JxTiiGDE
[01:07:16] <Bytram> the files I'm interested in are reachable from here: http://get.videolan.org
[01:07:20] <exec> └─ 13Index of /videolan/vlc/2.2.1/win64/
[01:07:31] <Bytram> the files are:
[01:07:37] <Bytram> (1) vlc-2.2.1-win64.exe
[01:07:48] <Bytram> (2) vlc-2.2.1-win64.xpi
[01:08:14] <Bytram> they're about 29MB each
[01:08:47] <Bytram> they list various sum files at that URL, but I had one that did not seem to check out.
[01:08:50] <Bytram> hold on,,
[01:08:52] <SpallsHurgenson> (oooh, even more classic! that boy has magic fingers! https://www.youtube.com )
[01:08:57] <Bytram> let me try one more time to make sure.
[01:09:00] <exec> └─ 13Classical Theme - Beethoven Rock - YouTube
[01:09:07] <Bytram> afk brb
[01:09:25] * SpallsHurgenson very slowly starts the download...
[01:10:09] <BadCoderFinger> The whole net is probably clogged with Win10 updates.
[01:10:15] <Bytram> okay the MD5 and SHA-1 for the .exe file checked out.
[01:10:21] <SpallsHurgenson> good god, 10kb/s... I think its not the internet but that site :)
[01:10:24] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger++ inciteful
[01:10:24] <Bender> karma - badcoderfinger: 6
[01:10:40] <Bytram> me goes to check the .xpi
[01:10:49] <BadCoderFinger> Woohoo! 6! I'm getting cooler by the year!
[01:11:15] * SpallsHurgenson very slowly cancels one download and starts the second, glaring all the while at Bytram
[01:11:37] <Bytram> strange, the md5 and sha1 work on the .xpi ...
[01:11:43] <Bytram> I thought for sure I saw something not match.
[01:11:45] <Bytram> nvm
[01:11:51] * SpallsHurgenson cancels that download too
[01:11:57] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson++ A for Effort
[01:11:57] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 23
[01:12:01] * SpallsHurgenson glares even harder
[01:12:18] <Bytram> saw a fortune on SN recently: A is for Apple - Hester Pryne
[01:12:41] * Bytram shoulda waited until SpallsHurgenson completed his D/L to tell him mine worked out ok.
[01:13:15] <Bytram> I apologize. I thought for SURE that I had a bad download in there
[01:13:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Soylent 2.0 is Coming: Food Replacement Premixed in Bottles - http://sylnt.us - not-meta
[01:13:47] <SpallsHurgenson> my internet is so slow
[01:13:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I really need a thicker pipe
[01:16:28] <Bytram> or at least one with thinner sidewalls?
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[01:18:16] <RandomGuy> !grab SpallsHurgenson
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[01:22:29] <SpallsHurgenson> how odd
[01:23:01] <BadCoderFinger> Well, that was not really random, was it?
[01:23:25] <Bytram> beats me; I woulda sworn I saw a mismatch between my computed checksum and the ones I downloaded.... md5/sha1/sha256 now all check out for both the x64.exe and the x64.xpi
[01:23:37] <Bytram> anyway... YAY!
[01:23:40] <Bytram> time to install VLC
[01:26:08] <SpallsHurgenson> does vlc even need installing? I thought it was portabello
[01:31:18] <Bytram> well, there *is* an installer for windows; select language, installation dir, file associations, etc.
[01:31:39] <Bytram> seemed to go smoothly and a couple test files loaded up fine; now to get the options as I like them
[01:33:41] <SpallsHurgenson> I want a new laptop!
[01:34:45] * SpallsHurgenson suggests Bytram leave his door unlocked tonight
[01:35:51] <Bytram> I should clarify that the lappy is new-to-me, but it is not actually new; about 5 years old. Still it is a much better machine than the 10-year-old laptop it is replacing!
[01:36:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I want a new five-year old laptop!
[01:37:47] <Bytram> I want a pony!
[01:38:35] * SpallsHurgenson suddenly wants a pony too
[01:39:04] <BadCoderFinger> So, it seems the haggling has finished. Spalls will trade a pony (keeping one for himself) for a five-year-old laptop from Bytram. Capitalism wins again!
[01:39:31] <Bytram> umm, I want a free pony.
[01:40:22] * SpallsHurgenson hands Bytram some cans of cat food "Some assembly required"
[01:40:58] <BadCoderFinger> HA! Once again, Spalls wins. The prize would be one internet, but we're fresh out, so have some old bits of horse instead.
[01:41:37] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, I wanted internet!
[01:42:14] <SpallsHurgenson> speaking of which... http://www.pewresearch.org
[01:42:16] <BadCoderFinger> Not with 1Mb you don't.
[01:42:19] <exec> └─ 1315% of Americans don’t use the internet. Who are they? | Pew Research Center
[01:42:21] <Bytram> here's a snack: http://prairiehome.publicradio.org
[01:42:26] <exec> └─ 13APHC: Saturday, May 13, 2000
[01:43:09] <SpallsHurgenson> Heheheh, .RAM? A Real Audio file?
[01:43:28] <Bytram> yeah, it's real!
[01:44:17] <Bytram> nothing imaginary about it at all!
[01:44:33] <SpallsHurgenson> yay VLC... it plays everything :)
[01:46:26] <Bytram> yuppers!
[01:52:01] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:58:18] <SpallsHurgenson> today I discoverd that the Here! maps app for iOS can use wifi-triangulation to (more or less) determine your position even if your device doesn't have a GPS
[01:58:31] <SpallsHurgenson> (and if you are in an area where they've mapped that sort of thing :)
[01:58:57] <SpallsHurgenson> it was surprisingly accurate too :)
[01:59:38] <SpallsHurgenson> at least until I entered the boondocks and then it got completely lost. Damn 15% of USians who aren't online! :-/
[02:05:25] * SpallsHurgenson practices his death glade
[02:05:30] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh>
[02:05:48] <BadCoderFinger> Death glade?
[02:07:28] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I was going for a glare but now apparently I have a very lethal forest clearing
[02:08:42] <Bytram> just noticed the time... gonna call it a night.
[02:08:52] <Bytram> have a good one, everybody!
[02:09:13] <BadCoderFinger> Night!
[02:09:41] <BadCoderFinger> I thought you were using Febreze until something died.
[02:10:36] * SpallsHurgenson notices the time too
[02:10:40] <SpallsHurgenson> it's everywhere!
[02:11:03] * SpallsHurgenson tries to sweep it out of the channel before it bothers anyone else
[02:12:12] <BadCoderFinger> Many watches died the day Spalls removed time from the channel. Many brave watches and clocks.
[02:14:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Say Avoiding Hangovers Could Come Down to Pre-"Pear"-ation - http://sylnt.us - korean-pear-futures-skyrocket
[02:14:29] <SpallsHurgenson> IRC - like NNTP - should remain timeless
[02:14:45] <SpallsHurgenson> (that way all my old jokes will always seem fresh and funny :)
[02:21:22] <Deucalion> SirFinkus, Creative Fatal1ty heaphones, nothing special. Feel a bit lightweight plasticy creaky in construction. Little bit bass biased for music, but fine for games. Major plus point for me is they are really comfortable as a spectacle wearer - previous Logitech headset had a knack of pushing the specs arms into my head and causing pain, leading to perching the specs over the 'phones. So far so good with the the caveat they are certainly not a
[02:21:22] <Deucalion> udiophile type things, just comfortable and OK sounding.
[02:23:49] <SpallsHurgenson> what, no gold contacts and directional wiring?
[02:26:24] <BadCoderFinger> And a huge monster logo on the cable?
[02:26:48] <Deucalion> well the pluggy bits are of a golden colour, but it's not sold as gold contacts so that's probably some other metal plating that has a similar hue.
[02:26:49] <SpallsHurgenson> like red stripes on a car!
[02:28:11] <SpallsHurgenson> the price probably wasn't even in the four digits? How you gonna get any sound out of somethin' so cheap? :-)
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[02:29:51] <BadCoderFinger> My "R" sticker makes the car go faster!
[02:30:08] <Deucalion> It has a volume / mic on/off control in the cable that feels a bit flimsy BadCoderFinger - I'll be leaving that alone, that's what messed up on my last set and if you ever dissected and tried to resolder those headphone cable innards you'd understand why... each core is about the width of a human hair and has some supernatural ability to repel solder.
[02:30:29] <BadCoderFinger> I have, and you're right.
[02:31:40] <Deucalion> I have no idea what they make them from, but I have never seen solder roll off like that despite applying flux.
[02:32:02] <BadCoderFinger> Was it the silver based stuff?
[02:33:16] <Deucalion> Years ago - probably some cheap ass lead free solder I had to hand. Lawd knows what it was constituted from.
[02:33:32] <SpallsHurgenson> 90% lead
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[02:34:39] <BadCoderFinger> The silver stuff needs a higher temperature, but as long as I tin the wires first, it's been ok.
[02:35:09] <BadCoderFinger> The problem with the hair wires was stripping the silly thing. The jacket was way stronger than the strands.
[02:35:53] <Deucalion> True - I found burning the jacket off with a cig lighter was more effective than trying to strip it physically.
[02:36:37] * SpallsHurgenson looks at the headset on amazon
[02:37:25] <SpallsHurgenson> how long is the cable?
[02:37:44] * Deucalion reaches for tape measure
[02:37:59] <SpallsHurgenson> generally, generally :)
[02:38:39] <BadCoderFinger> And somehow, we're back to THIS topic.
[02:38:50] <SpallsHurgenson> my jack is... erm... around 1 leg-length... so I'd need that much and a little more to be comfortable :)
[02:42:08] <Deucalion> 250cm cable, attached to left can (should you care about which side). Mic is detachable (just unplugs from headset with standard 2.5mm jack) and is flexi with what looks like a spongy breath defeater - not tried it out yet, so no idea how effective that is.
[02:44:20] * Deucalion fears a whoosh is incoming
[02:45:14] <SpallsHurgenson> 8 feet? that's pretty long
[02:47:55] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, I think I'll watch "Deliverance"
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[02:52:51] <Deucalion> Yeah - about 8' I guess - slightly more. Works for me, let's me route the cable out of harm of being tripped over. ~shrug~ I'm giving the things a glowing report as yet, need to see how they stand up to use, the build quality does not inspire me, but for now, they are comfortable and sound OK, that's as far as I'll go.
[02:53:19] <Deucalion> s/giving/not giving/
[02:54:48] <BadCoderFinger> Somebody killed the sed bot?
[02:55:49] <SpallsHurgenson> robocide! somebody call Elijah Baley!
[02:57:32] <Deucalion> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[02:57:35] <exec> └─ 13SedBot - SoylentNews
[02:57:51] <Deucalion> No idea how up to date that page is
[02:59:57] <Deucalion> Was FoobarBazbot a Landon thing?
[03:07:19] <BadCoderFinger> We need a lost and found channel to report the missing sed bot. We'll post a reward: One of Spalls' internets. He should have four or five going idle.
[03:08:29] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, leave me internetseses alone!
[03:09:42] <BadCoderFinger> You can't possibly serve all those through a 1Mb connection!
[03:10:51] <Deucalion> Spalls only stashes the cat content....
[03:11:50] <BadCoderFinger> That's most of it, though. The other part is porn.
[03:12:22] <Deucalion> The porn being a tiny percentage of course
[03:12:58] <Deucalion> Didn't there used to be useful information on the web at one point too? Or did I hallucinate that bit?
[03:13:10] <BadCoderFinger> Lost to antiquity, no doubt.
[03:15:22] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty!
[03:21:32] <Deucalion> Spalls has history of losing kitties in floorspaces and plasterboarded ceiling spaces - I'm not sure he is to be trusted as the curator of kitties.
[03:30:21] <SpallsHurgenson> they're not lost; I know EXACTLY where they are :)
[03:34:58] <Deucalion> That's what they want you to think. Kitties are de ebils! You thought they were in the ceiling, they were out preying on wildlife, then snuck back into the ceiling space just in time to let you think you rescued them. You know it, they know it, it just how it is.
[03:36:19] <SpallsHurgenson> why would I RESCUE them after I put them up there in the first place?
[03:38:13] <SpallsHurgenson> on a completely unrelated note, watching this movie has made me reconsider going on a canoe trip :)
[03:38:49] <Deucalion> They manipulated you into putting them up there - come on man this as obvious as greys walking the earth, the Templar Knights still existing and... ehhhh...
[03:40:13] <Deucalion> Deliverance will do that to you. I guess you got to the squeal piggy scene..
[03:40:46] <SpallsHurgenson> what? no, not yet. but all that water...
[03:40:56] <SpallsHurgenson> since when is there so much water involved with canoing?
[03:41:36] <SpallsHurgenson> and don't even get me started on the trees and sunshine and open air. It's unhealthy!
[03:42:00] * SpallsHurgenson looks for a canoeing computer game that can be played in the safety of the basement
[03:50:07] <takyon> hi i'm takyon and i'll be your ed all day
[03:51:14] <SpallsHurgenson> thank you, but we already have an ed
[03:52:50] <Deucalion> canoe simulator Spalls? It's bound to be on Steam soon. Just earlier I swear I saw Grass Simulator on sale there, if someone simulated grass surely someone simulated the experience of the mundane activity that is paddling a canoe.
[03:54:14] <SpallsHurgenson> to be honest, rape and murder aside, the movie actually makes me want to go canoeing. its purty!
[03:54:31] <Deucalion> I thought I was hallucinating - but there it was - Grass Simulator - just.... wtf...
[03:54:49] <takyon> MLG 420 "Grass" Simulator
[03:55:34] <Deucalion> No takyon as far as I could work out this was simulating growing a lawn.
[03:56:46] <swiss> http://www.jpl.nasa.gov
[03:56:49] <exec> └─ 13News | NASA, Microsoft Collaborate to Bring Science Fiction to Science Fact
[04:04:12] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[04:04:15] <exec> └─ 13YTP - Hank Hill Shows his True Power - YouTube
[04:08:44] <SpallsHurgenson> its over 900!
[04:09:36] * Deucalion remotely examines Spall's man cave using satellite hackery magic beans, infra-red and radar signalling known only to.. well me... don't think foil backed plasterboard can stop me... I see everything. I suspect I need to stop gathering mushrooms, I'm not as good at the identification thing as I thought I was.
[04:11:06] <takyon> sounds like you are good at identification
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[04:15:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Indian Government Orders ISPs to Block 857 Porn Websites - http://sylnt.us - oldest-digital-liberty
[04:18:52] <SpallsHurgenson> but cat videos are still safe, right? RIGHT?!?!?
[04:19:17] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[04:19:19] <exec> └─ 13Thomas the Dank Engine | SFM Music Video - YouTube
[04:32:04] <Deucalion> takyon, in the UK now even being in possession of freshly picked psilocybin mushrooms is treated as transporting class A drugs. Back in my day, when I may or may not have experimented with such things, they were fine to possess as long as they were unprocessed (dried / made into tea etc.). They may or may not have made a good addition to cheesy omelettes, I wouldn't now. ~shrug~ I thought we kicked all the puritans over to the USA a while back
[04:32:04] <Deucalion> - seems the residual vestiges left behind re-animated. :( Whatever you do, don't enjoy yourself.... in the event of enjoying yourself, report to the nearest police station or flog you self brutally with the nearest birch tree. :(
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[04:54:13] <SirFinkus> psilocybin mushrooms grow in my backyard
[04:57:28] <SirFinkus> not that I'd ever pick them and use them to make tea
[04:57:38] <SirFinkus> just to make that clear
[04:57:57] <SirFinkus> I'd also never recommend putting them in lemon juice
[04:58:12] <SirFinkus> or on a peanut butter sandwich
[05:03:52] <Deucalion> Why's the wallpaper going all wibbly-wobbly? And why is the news at 10 so damn funny for no reason.... and why is my neck stiff? That's the effects reported to me by test subjects of course, not my own experience.
[05:04:01] * Deucalion looks around innocently
[05:05:28] <SirFinkus> with dilated pupils I'm sure
[05:05:46] <SirFinkus> you must be some kind of dope fiend
[05:07:30] <Deucalion> Nah - if I had of dabbled with such things that would have been 20+ years ago at least. Which of course I didn't. I never inhaled a mushroom..... wait..... shit, where's the rescind button?
[05:08:05] <SirFinkus> dumbass, everyone knows you have to put them in your butt for them to work
[05:16:21] <Deucalion> That mushroom growing out of the ground right there.... that's illegal, it's illicit and banned. I have not enough wtfs to even comment on the mentality that thinks up that kind of legislation. ~shrug~ I don't see things improving with regards logic in legislation, best I head to bed.
[05:17:49] <SirFinkus> well now the law is anything that has psychoactive effect is banned in the uk
[05:17:53] <SirFinkus> I'm not joking
[05:18:12] <SirFinkus> mental gymnastics carve exceptions for things like alcohol
[05:18:33] <SirFinkus> or even, really, caffiene
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[08:41:32] <crutchy> minestroni_soup++ # cos its fkin cold out :/
[08:41:32] <Bender> karma - minestroni_soup: 1
[08:42:08] <crutchy> ~weather
[08:42:09] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 9°C, cloudy, wind N at 21 km/h, humidity 66% - Tuesday showers (8°C-11°C), Wednesday showers (7°C-11°C), Thursday showers (7°C-12°C), Friday showers (6°C-13°C)
[08:49:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA's Ceres Maps Show Color-Coded Features and New Official, Mythical Names - http://sylnt.us - cold-cereal
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[10:20:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Caterpillar Chemical Turns Ants Into Bodyguards - http://sylnt.us - minions
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[12:52:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - T-Minus 11 Days to Perihelion, Rosetta'S Comet Up Close and in 3D - http://sylnt.us - wheee!
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[22:09:47] <crutchy> http://www.nytimes.com
[22:09:50] <exec> └─ 13New York Officials Move to Regulate Towers Tied to Legionnaires’ Disease Outbreak - The New York Times - 03http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/05/nyregion/new-york-officials-move-to-regulate-towers-tied-to-legionnaires-disease-outbreak.html?_r=1
[22:09:52] <crutchy> fuck me
[22:10:25] <crutchy> instead of piling on more regulations that won't do anything but harm the little guy, maybe they should actually try enforcing the regulations already piled up
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[23:30:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Toshiba and SanDisk Announce 48-Layer 256 Gb 3D NAND - http://sylnt.us
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[23:34:23] <SpallsHurgenson> grrr. Internet, do thing make go!
[23:45:33] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, why internet not?!?
[23:53:29] <JamesNZ> Did you bribe it?
[23:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> yay, now Internet do! all is gooding again!
[23:55:43] <JamesNZ> \o/
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