#Soylent | Logs for 2015-07-24
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[00:41:23] <SirFinkus> woohoo motherfuckers
[00:41:29] <SirFinkus> I'm taking a tour of hanford
[00:41:40] <SirFinkus> in a week
[00:41:50] <SirFinkus> you're all jealous
[00:42:08] <SirFinkus> 5 hour tour
[00:42:20] <SirFinkus> can't bring a camera or cell phones
[00:46:36] <cmn32480> WTH is Hanford SirFinkus?
[00:46:51] <cmn32480> and will you be riding the SS Minnow?
[00:46:52] <SirFinkus> The place where we got fuel for the a bombs
[00:47:22] <cmn32480> ahhh
[00:47:24] <cmn32480> welll
[00:47:33] <cmn32480> enjoy your insta-cancer!
[00:47:39] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:47:43] <exec> └─ 13Hanford Site - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[00:48:21] <SirFinkus> I'll do a write up after and submit it as a story
[00:48:47] <cmn32480> Hanford is currently the most contaminated nuclear site in the United States
[00:49:02] <cmn32480> zoinks... don't forget to wear a lead jock
[00:49:13] <SirFinkus> worth it
[00:49:19] <cmn32480> it'd be pretty neat
[00:49:34] <cmn32480> a little jealous... not much... but a little
[00:49:59] <SirFinkus> I doubt they'll let us near anything too nasty
[00:51:47] <cmn32480> that;s all the fun stuff
[00:52:06] <cmn32480> definetly do a write up
[00:52:22] <cmn32480> we coudl publish somethign like that. Make it like an NC novel!
[00:52:43] <SirFinkus> I'll do my best, wish I could take pictures though
[00:52:59] <cmn32480> yeah.. tehy frown on that
[00:53:06] <cmn32480> nuclear secrets
[00:53:09] <cmn32480> bah!
[00:53:29] <SirFinkus> we need 2 forms of ID, and they'll be issuing badges
[00:53:35] <SirFinkus> we also get k9'd
[00:53:53] <SirFinkus> and have to be US citizens
[00:53:56] <cmn32480> you get to go to a cool palce like that... AND they give you a puppy???
[00:54:03] <SirFinkus> they're probably running a background check on us right now
[00:54:13] <SirFinkus> cross referencing databases
[00:54:21] <cmn32480> that explains the call from the FBI earlier today
[00:54:30] <cmn32480> how many places do you use this nick?
[00:56:41] <SirFinkus> "However, a substantial amount of residue remains in the older single shell tanks with one containing an estimated 447,000 gallons of radioactive sludge, for example."
[00:56:49] <SirFinkus> oh boy, it's going to be just like half life
[00:57:02] <cmn32480> hehe... I'm playing that right now!
[00:57:16] <cmn32480> back in a bit. putting kids to bed
[00:58:06] <SirFinkus> haha! that means you aren't a glorious US citizen and can't go on this tour
[00:58:30] <SirFinkus> actually, I'm jeopardizing my reservation merely talking to you I expect
[00:59:32] <chromass> yeah, there's probably a spy in here, disguised as one of us
[00:59:57] * SirFinkus eyes _NSAKEY
[01:01:16] <SirFinkus> the only bad part about this (aside from the "nosebleeds, headaches, watery eyes, burning skin, contact dermatitis, increased heart rate, difficulty breathing, coughing, sore throats, expectorating, dizziness and nausea") is I have to get up at 2 am
[01:01:31] <chromass> They should hand out mini crowbars with the badges
[01:01:44] <SirFinkus> I was planning on bringing my own
[01:02:05] <SirFinkus> I hope they let us ride the tram
[01:02:17] <chromass> as long as it doesn't have a camera in it
[01:03:52] <SirFinkus> I wonder if they give prizes for spotting the gman
[01:04:50] <chromass> there's one for manning the gspot
[01:06:06] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:06:10] <exec> └─ 13Hanford Site - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
[01:06:31] <SirFinkus> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:06:34] <exec> └─ 13Hanford Site - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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[01:23:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mother Robots Build Children Robots to Experiment With Artificial Evolution - http://sylnt.us - this-might-not-end-well
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[01:44:52] * SpallsHurgenson stumbles into the channel with severe radiation burns to his face and legs... and I didn't even need to get a background check for the privilege :)
[01:51:49] <SirFinkus> ha, were you spying on the channel or something SpallsHurgenson?
[01:52:02] <SirFinkus> you're being suspiciously relevant
[01:52:52] <SpallsHurgenson> I have spies monitoring the place; nothing that goes on here escapes my notice! muahahahaha!
[01:54:01] <SirFinkus> I'm taking a 5 hour tour of hanford in a week
[01:54:20] <SpallsHurgenson> oh I'd never do that; I hear you get K9d!
[01:54:44] <SirFinkus> you have good sources
[01:55:13] <SpallsHurgenson> and despite what you might have heard, that doesn't mean you get a puppy! :)
[01:55:23] <SpallsHurgenson> (I think)
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[02:01:02] <SpallsHurgenson> so.... WHY are you going to Hanford? There are easier ways to fry your gonads
[02:01:17] * cmn32480|sleepin wonders what SpallsHurgenson's other nick is....
[02:01:32] <cmn32480|sleepin> probably chromasssssssssssssssssssss
[02:01:36] SpallsHurgenson is now known as OhGodOhGodOhGodSunbu
[02:01:40] <paulej72> fryMyBallz?
[02:01:48] <OhGodOhGodOhGodSunbu> damn nick length limits
[02:01:57] OhGodOhGodOhGodSunbu is now known as OhGodSunburnsHurt
[02:02:36] <cmn32480|sleepin> meh... he might just read the lat bit ofd the logs before signing in
[02:03:02] <OhGodSunburnsHurt> I'm secretly ciri
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[02:03:26] <OhGodSunburnsHurt> 9
[02:03:28] <OhGodSunburnsHurt> 10!!!!!
[02:03:42] OhGodSunburnsHurt is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[02:03:46] <cmn32480|sleepin> SpallsHurgenson gonna get a kick ban too
[02:04:20] <SpallsHurgenson> long past due, I think we all can agree
[02:04:30] <cmn32480|sleepin> nah... you are kinda entertaining
[02:04:51] <cmn32480|sleepin> and paulej72 - I'm really likeing the editorial interface changes you made
[02:04:59] <paulej72> thanks
[02:05:10] <cmn32480|sleepin> that "Hides SpallsHurgenson" checbox really works great
[02:06:11] <SpallsHurgenson> why isn't the default?
[02:06:34] <cmn32480|sleepin> it is the default NOW. paulej72 added it in and made it permanent
[02:06:39] <cmn32480|sleepin> it is excellent!
[02:07:26] <SpallsHurgenson> now nobody will read all the posts I make on soylent :)
[02:07:35] <cmn32480|sleepin> nobody did anyway
[02:08:21] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, but not for the reason you suspect :)
[02:09:06] <cmn32480|sleepin> 'cuz you don't amke any?
[02:09:21] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, but for the reason that you suspect :)
[02:09:58] <cmn32480|sleepin> AND you have a high UID
[02:10:04] <cmn32480|sleepin> get off my lawn
[02:10:24] <cmn32480|sleepin> https://soylentnews.org
[02:10:29] <exec> └─ 13SpallsHurgenson - SoylentNews User
[02:10:55] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, its only 3 digits! Not like those sad-sack 4-digit UIDers! Losers! :)
[02:12:49] <SirFinkus> SpallsHurgenson: it's interesting, and nerdy, do I need any other excuses?
[02:12:51] <cmn32480|sleepin> it's above 500... and remember... SoylentNews won't survive on lurkers alone
[02:13:08] <SpallsHurgenson> that's okay, I always have slashdot :)
[02:13:21] <cmn32480|sleepin> where you don't post either?
[02:13:28] <SirFinkus> I have my 3 digit uid, so I've got mine
[02:13:49] <SirFinkus> if soylent ever gets 5 digiters I'll post more often to brag about how awesome I am
[02:13:55] <cmn32480|sleepin> I guess always having slashdot will depend on if their hardware works or not
[02:14:20] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why having 1 million users will be a reason to celebrate :)
[02:14:26] <cmn32480|sleepin> you, sir, do not exist!
[02:15:10] <SirFinkus> I'll have you know I made a sarcastic semi-assholish comment just yesterday, so I'm hardly a lurker
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[02:15:17] <SirFinkus> I've even written JOURNALS
[02:15:27] <paulej72> isn't one of you sleeping
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[02:15:37] <cmn32480> no
[02:15:44] <cmn32480> or at least, apparently not!
[02:15:52] <paulej72> ok that explains things
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[02:16:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I hate when that happens
[02:16:59] * SirFinkus doesn't want to kill his china pig
[02:17:11] <cmn32480> pull the plug on the bottom instead
[02:17:18] <SirFinkus> but a man's gotta eat
[02:17:55] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab cmn32480
[02:17:55] <Bender> Added quote 546
[02:18:00] <SirFinkus> a man's gotta have shoes to walk out on the street
[02:18:15] <cmn32480> ooooo k
[02:18:29] <cmn32480> !uid
[02:18:29] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5705, owned by reason
[02:18:50] <cmn32480> after he posts a bit, we'll have a sense of reason
[02:20:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm tempted now to make a user named "Rhyme"
[02:21:24] <cmn32480> perhaps Rhythm woudl be a good idea too
[02:24:53] <SpallsHurgenson> I got Rhythm
[02:24:56] <SpallsHurgenson> I got Music
[02:25:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I got my girl. Who could ask for anything more?
[02:28:20] <SpallsHurgenson> what, no love for Gershwin?
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[02:55:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What Tech Giants Are Spending Millions Lobbying For - http://sylnt.us - new-laws-coming-soon
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[03:39:11] <SirFinkus> <conspiracytheory>Shows like American Idol are government experiments on how to manipulate the public into electing a desired political candidate</conspiracytheory>
[04:18:11] <juggs> Wouldn't surprise me SirFinkus - he who hast the hiiest teeth
[04:18:17] <juggs> hmm
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[04:19:57] <juggs> Wouldn't surprise me SirFinkus - he who hast the shiniest teeth and best speech writers wins - when was it any different?
[04:20:56] <SirFinkus> well, when people didn't really know how shiny the candidate's teeth were, or how well spoken he was
[04:21:24] <SirFinkus> pre television was probably better
[04:22:12] <juggs> Are you suggesting that video killed the radio star?
[04:22:22] * juggs starts singing
[04:24:43] * SirFinkus submits
[04:26:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stephen Hawking: Intelligent Aliens Could Destroy Humanity, But Let's Search Anyway - http://sylnt.us - To-Serve-Man
[04:27:32] <juggs> TV has nothing to do with it, charismatic leaders have led for millennia because they motivate people. If anything, I imagine the word of mouth chinese whispers about leaders' conquests in the field were far more effective in garnering support than today's politicians gurning at the cameras at every chance.
[04:31:50] * juggs admits I do have "Video killed the radio star" in the library - in fact I heard it on my radio in the car this very evening, broadcast from a local radio station - so... no... video did not kill the radio star - it's diminished but it is resilient :D Praetorian Guard alike - it resists :)
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[09:25:20] <Subsentient> $quit
[09:25:21] <aqu4> See you around.
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[09:29:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA’s Kepler Mission Discovers Earth-Like Planet In Sun-Like Star's Habitable Zone - http://sylnt.us - when-are-we-gonna-invent-the-warp-drive
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[09:30:23] <Subsentient> $restart
[09:30:30] <aqu4> Be right back.
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[09:30:34] <Subsentient> goddamit
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[10:38:26] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[10:38:30] <SirFinkus> just getting ready
[10:38:33] <exec> └─ 13Effects of Nuclear Radiation on the Human Body | American Educational Documentary on Nuclear Warfare - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-6OknL5HnI&feature=youtu.be&t=16m40s
[10:38:56] <SirFinkus> I love the pie graph that is 15% Death and 85% worry
[10:39:12] <SirFinkus> "You'll lose your hair, but it'll come back!"
[10:40:35] <SirFinkus> I love how they are allaying fears of radiation causing "freaks, worthy of a sideshow" without even stuttering
[10:43:24] <SirFinkus> and how condescending they are in general
[10:43:33] <SirFinkus> "no stupid, radiation is GOOD for you"
[10:45:53] <SirFinkus> lol the woman getting out of the pool and the narrators shit eating "and it's scenic!"
[10:45:56] <SirFinkus> wink wink
[10:49:29] <SirFinkus> "then the SEX CELLS"
[10:58:10] <JamesNZ> latex++
[10:58:10] <Bender> karma - latex: 24
[10:58:11] <JamesNZ> latex++
[10:58:11] <Bender> karma - latex: 25
[10:58:12] <JamesNZ> latex++
[10:58:12] <Bender> karma - latex: 26
[11:29:50] <CoolHand> coffee++
[11:29:50] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1524
[11:31:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Strive for a Better Lie Detector - http://sylnt.us - or-so-they-say
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[11:55:10] <JamesNZ> pgfplots++
[11:55:10] <Bender> karma - pgfplots: 1
[11:55:42] * JamesNZ loves LaTeX/pfgplots/TikZ so much <3
[11:56:55] * Bytram|alt used gnuplot(?) many many years ago; I can't imagine how much better things have become since then
[11:57:47] <JamesNZ> I still use gnuplot occasionally for quick n' dirty plots.
[11:58:18] <Bytram|alt> nice. It was something like 20 years ago when I used it!
[11:58:59] <JamesNZ> Pretty awesome that such old programs are still going strong :)
[11:59:56] <Bytram|alt> who would have thought that after all these years, we'd still be using: ls awk sed and dc
[12:00:05] <Bytram|alt> among many others, of course!
[12:00:34] <JamesNZ> Indeed.
[12:01:51] <Bytram|alt> that reminds me... I had a classmate back in the very early '80s who came back from a programming co-op assignment at AT&T and talked about programming in C -- I thought "What the heck is that?"
[12:02:12] <Bytram|alt> never imagined that he could have put a word in for me and i could have been in on the ground floor, so to speeak!
[12:03:04] <JamesNZ> Hah :D
[12:04:12] <Bytram|alt> I ended up taking a co-op assignment at IBM and after graduation worked there for something like 2 1/2 years testing their VM operating system.
[12:04:59] <Bytram|alt> nothing like having a 20-something with one of two prototype mainframes in existence in the entire wworld all to himself for multiple 8-hour shifts.
[12:05:35] <Bytram|alt> then the PC took off and I spent the next dozen or so years trying to work my way down from the 'Big Iron' to the desktop!
[12:06:09] <JamesNZ> That's pretty cool :)
[12:06:34] * JamesNZ can't imagine how difficult it would be to write software back then when the market was so fragmented
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[12:07:13] <Bytram|alt> funny thing is, when I started at IBM as a co-op, the PC group in Boca Raton, FL was interested in me, too. Had a job there if I wanted it, but they would not give me aany pay differential for the xtra travel from where I lived in the northeast, so I stuck with VM.
[12:07:45] <Bytram|alt> ahhh, I see cmn32480 has woken... heading over to #editorial
[12:07:49] <Bytram|alt> nice chattin with ya!
[12:08:10] <cmn32480> woken is a pretty strong term.. and may be inaccurate...
[12:08:12] <JamesNZ> \o :)
[12:08:28] <JamesNZ> Bedbugs jolt you awake? ;)
[12:08:43] <cmn32480> nope... stupid alarm clock
[12:08:48] <cmn32480> but I killed it
[12:08:52] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[12:08:56] <cmn32480> and got an extra hour of sleep
[12:09:13] <cmn32480> then woke up and said "SHIT I OVERSLEPT!!!"
[12:09:30] <cmn32480> RightGuard shower... and here I am at the office
[12:09:38] <JamesNZ> That happened to me this morning...
[12:10:47] <cmn32480> coudl be worse
[12:11:11] <cmn32480> could have been woken up tby the phone call "You coming in to work today?"
[12:11:37] <JamesNZ> :D
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[15:07:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> will also mean new definitions for "writing a virus".
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[17:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Superhumans Are Real and Their DNA Could be Worth Billions - http://sylnt.us - ubermensch
[18:05:04] <arti> http://money.cnn.com
[18:05:07] <exec> └─ 13Russian austerity: Putin fires 110,000 officials - Jul. 24, 2015
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[18:36:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bill Gates Foundation to Roll Out Remote Control Microchip-Based Birth Control - http://sylnt.us - next-level-sterilization
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[20:08:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IBM Acquires Compose to Add Another Service Stack to Bluemix - http://sylnt.us - get-in-my-cloud
[20:29:19] <Yog-Yogguth> haze reported in that crater with the lights/bright spots on Ceres http://www.planetary.org
[20:29:23] <exec> └─ 13Dawn at Ceres: A haze in Occator crater? | The Planetary Society
[20:38:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - eBBQ: 5PM EDT - Information Below - http://sylnt.us - as-discussed
[20:47:50] <Yog-Yogguth> I see the cursor moving about (not bothering to sing up for twitchat) :)
[20:49:06] <Yog-Yogguth> sounds okay here
[20:50:04] <NCommander> I'm here
[20:50:34] <takyon> lol
[20:50:41] <Yog-Yogguth> :D
[20:50:57] <Yog-Yogguth> okay I have to open a beer (yay!)
[20:51:37] <takyon> there's no picture btw
[20:52:19] <takyon> it's good now
[20:52:55] <takyon> oh actually it has you in the atlantic ocean waving your cursor around, will screenshot
[20:53:14] <takyon> http://puu.sh
[20:54:03] <Yog-Yogguth> heh the ottomans are still stuck hurr hurr :P
[20:54:09] <arti> lol
[20:54:18] <takyon> WW3 starts because of this Twitch
[20:54:23] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[20:54:25] <takyon> Chinese nationalists fire missiles on Japan
[20:54:40] <Yog-Yogguth> sorry :)
[20:59:19] <takyon> http://store.steampowered.com
[20:59:22] <exec> └─ 13Long Live The Queen on Steam
[21:02:35] <takyon> I'm watching the Pro Twitch stream
[21:02:39] <takyon> it cost $18
[21:02:40] <Tekk> takyon: twitch is 20-30 seconds
[21:02:41] <takyon> for 12 beers
[21:02:55] <Tekk> minimum iirc
[21:03:37] <Yog-Yogguth> wow Lithuania was huge, is that historical? Had no clue
[21:03:42] <Tekk> yep
[21:03:55] <Tekk> It's going to get even more huge soon once Lithuania becomes part of Poland :)
[21:04:08] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[21:04:35] <takyon> soylentnews causes SELF-HARM
[21:04:39] <takyon> I hurt my ankle
[21:06:43] <Tekk> Lots of buffering :/
[21:07:47] <Yog-Yogguth> that's okay, don't mind :)
[21:08:02] <Tekk> What I do is run EU in windowed mode
[21:08:04] <takyon> get a second computer
[21:08:08] <takyon> or maybe a phone
[21:08:10] <Tekk> have EU take up most of my display on one side, chat on the other
[21:08:27] <Tekk> If you're using SSR or OBS to capture EU should run okay with GL injection
[21:08:32] <takyon> I would bet billions that twitch runs on a smartphone
[21:08:39] <takyon> they want those delicious mobile dollars
[21:12:09] <paulej72> takyon: are you relaying comments
[21:12:36] <takyon> I doubt it
[21:15:25] <takyon> spoiler alert: I'm not sober
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[21:16:14] <takyon> LOOK AT THIS
[21:16:26] <takyon> NCOMMANDER IS committing genocide against the Serbs and Bosnians
[21:16:43] <paulej72> no FrogBlast is here :)
[21:16:56] <Yog-Yogguth> heh XD
[21:17:28] <FrogBlast> I can't miss an eBBQB.
[21:17:38] <takyon> eWTFBBQ
[21:17:40] <takyon> where's the meat
[21:17:46] <takyon> everywhere, that's where
[21:18:00] <FrogBlast> Hold on... switching to Linux so no one makes fun of me...
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[21:18:39] <systemd-chromasd> fast switch. must be using systemd
[21:18:42] <takyon> now I am relaying
[21:19:00] <paulej72> virtual machine already running?
[21:19:13] <FrogBlast> Moused over to another screen using Synergy
[21:20:25] <paulej72> yo cmn32480
[21:20:42] <cmn32480> yeah paulej72... wassup?
[21:21:01] <paulej72> not much watchin NCommander
[21:21:38] <cmn32480> wotking with Bytram to get his new lappy up and running
[21:21:38] <FrogBlast> I forgot to load Twitch...
[21:22:00] <cmn32480> trying to find a place to take the wife for dinenr tomorrow before the Biully Joel Concert
[21:22:15] <Yog-Yogguth> crusader kittens? is that what he said? :3
[21:22:31] <Yog-Yogguth> & cheers takyon :D
[21:22:34] <takyon> shit I don;t remember
[21:23:34] <takyon> http://store.steampowered.com
[21:23:38] <exec> └─ 13Long Live The Queen on Steam
[21:23:54] <paulej72> cmn32480: little italian diner?
[21:24:12] <paulej72> bottle of red, bottle of white
[21:24:23] <cmn32480> depend upon your appetite
[21:24:28] <Tekk> I'm not huge on Long Live The Queen
[21:24:33] <takyon> "I want all their money" - NCommander, capitalist
[21:24:54] <paulej72> !grab takyon
[21:24:54] <Bender> Added quote 547
[21:25:39] <cmn32480> "I'm not all that evil" - NCommander
[21:26:10] <takyon> "It's not that bad" - NCommander, Serbian genocide enthusiast
[21:26:16] <Yog-Yogguth> lol
[21:29:02] <takyon> "help me clean up this area" - NCommander, active Serbian genocide enthusiast
[21:29:37] <Yog-Yogguth> takyon are you Serbian? :)
[21:29:44] <takyon> so if anyone is too lazy to open the stream I'll post your comments over there
[21:30:09] <takyon> no I'm America #1 God's chosen ppl
[21:30:33] <paulej72> I am anit facebook, so no posting for me
[21:33:17] <takyon> "Serbian culture is not accepted" - N-der
[21:35:37] <takyon> "I need two wars to get Serbia" - N-der, rabid anti-Serbian warlord
[21:36:58] <Yog-Yogguth> N-der is pretty close to Ender
[21:37:05] <takyon> "War exhaustion - not a problem for me" - N-der, destroyer of kingdoms
[21:39:25] <paulej72> my fans are running at a faster than normal pace. The video is using up cpy cycles
[21:39:41] <cmn32480> mine too paulej72.
[21:39:56] <cmn32480> with hexchat adn twitch running, I am at 45% CPU
[21:40:03] <Yog-Yogguth> strange, I'm watching (and ircing) on a crappy netbook, good so far
[21:40:21] <Yog-Yogguth> no fullscreen or anything like that though
[21:40:38] <paulej72> how can you see anything
[21:40:39] <cmn32480> "I'm going for the stack wipe"
[21:40:48] <takyon> yall need INTEL SKYLAKE brand central processing units
[21:40:59] <paulej72> I'm going for the crack pipe?
[21:41:32] <Yog-Yogguth> it's on a big monitor
[21:42:33] <Yog-Yogguth> (I hae a big monitor hooked to the netbook)
[21:43:45] <cmn32480> sorry running on my laptop, full screen, on my 27" monitor
[21:43:52] <cmn32480> I'll try harder next time
[21:46:04] <paulej72> Im on my MacBook Pro (15-inch, Mid 2010)
[21:46:28] <paulej72> shit I should think about upgrading this baby
[21:46:31] <cmn32480> intel i7 w/ Nvidia somethign or other... 3 screens on a docking station
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[21:47:30] <cmn32480|afk> gotta get home. Catch you all in a bit
[21:47:33] <takyon> s k y l a k e
[21:47:34] <takyon> later
[21:47:37] <Yog-Yogguth> cya
[21:47:59] <cmn32480|afk> s o b e r
[21:48:07] <cmn32480|afk> takyon ^^
[21:48:14] <takyon> oy
[21:48:48] <takyon> typing your name is difficult cmn32480|afk
[21:48:53] <takyon> was that part of your plan
[21:49:07] <Yog-Yogguth> cmn + tab
[21:50:09] <paulej72> tab is your friend
[21:51:09] <paulej72> i sysoped a Windows 2003 domain controller named Naxos. Also one called Milos.
[21:51:40] <paulej72> I am not loved by anyone - NCommander
[21:51:47] <takyon> "I'm not really loved by anyone" - NCommander, tears in his eyes, fighting battle after battle
[21:52:51] <takyon> great minds think alike
[21:53:33] <takyon> "Should Professional Gamers Submit to Drug Testing?" - Phoenix666
[21:53:35] <takyon> ayyyyyyy
[21:54:15] <Yog-Yogguth> :)
[21:55:11] <Yog-Yogguth> haha
[21:55:38] <takyon> I'm testing positive for performance-enhancing alcohol
[21:55:47] <Yog-Yogguth> same
[21:56:07] <paulej72> no only Ethanol-fueled can make that claim
[21:58:09] <takyon> implying
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[21:58:17] <takyon> Ethanol-fueled isn't a man, it's an ideal
[21:58:27] <takyon> I'm Batman
[21:58:51] <paulej72> tripple negitive from NCommander
[21:59:58] <paulej72> build ships and stockpile armaments
[22:00:07] <takyon> I didn't notice a triple negative
[22:01:01] <paulej72> somehting about un un understadable
[22:01:10] <takyon> "We have successfully sucked up to the Pope" - NCommander, founder of SoylentNews
[22:02:06] <paulej72> no CathoylentNews
[22:02:38] <takyon> good call
[22:04:26] <takyon> "is there any chance I could suck Serbia... I could probably do it with a second war"
[22:05:31] <takyon> "more money for me [non-ironic cackling]" - NCommander
[22:06:14] <paulej72> son-of-a
[22:06:31] <takyon> ncommander is so anti-profane
[22:06:58] <takyon> I can't believe nobody has commented on the teledildonics article
[22:08:18] <FrogBlast> Patent troll articles make me too sad to comment.
[22:08:23] <paulej72> I have not commented in a while
[22:09:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Teledildonics" Patent Used to Sue Six Nascent Cybersex Companies - http://sylnt.us
[22:09:56] <paulej72> Nuke the trade node from orbit, it's the only way to be sure
[22:10:36] <paulej72> my dad has a crossbow, but it's 300 miles from me
[22:10:52] <paulej72> crossbows are a pain to load
[22:11:08] <paulej72> actually pain to cock
[22:12:34] <Gravis> ugh... you should really take this shit down: https://soylentnews.org
[22:12:38] <exec> └─ 13Bill Gates Foundation to Roll Out Remote Control Microchip-Based Birth Control - SoylentNews
[22:13:12] <paulej72> this one's fpr you takyon ^^^^^^^^^^^
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[22:14:41] <takyon> wait what
[22:14:46] <takyon> Gravis plz
[22:15:04] <Gravis> takyon: the source of information is unrelable.
[22:15:15] <takyon> there are two source
[22:15:28] <Gravis> as unreliable as my spelling!
[22:15:52] <takyon> click on my user page
[22:16:03] <takyon> I explain my reasoning in my comments on that article
[22:16:17] <takyon> it's not great reasoning, but it's not too bad to even use these shit sources
[22:16:51] <takyon> if anything it reflects on the Anon user. and I injected the facts into the summary
[22:17:52] <Gravis> takyon: stories with shitty sources should be rejected
[22:18:13] <takyon> just regard the not-natural news source as the actual source
[22:18:39] <takyon> the blockquote is just to increase the flow of testosterone in your body, get those anger levels up
[22:19:04] <Gravis> takyon: a single source? that's an unconfirmed story if i've ever heard one.
[22:19:12] <takyon> one sec
[22:19:34] <takyon> http://news.thewindowsclub.com
[22:19:39] <exec> └─ 13Bill Gates and Melinda Foundation to offer Birth Control Chip
[22:19:41] <takyon> yeah is that not enough source for you
[22:19:47] <takyon> because we run 1-link stories all the time
[22:19:53] <paulej72> NCommander is hungry for Hungray
[22:20:59] <Gravis> takyon: and most of the time it's fine but with something as possibly controversial as this, you need higher standards.
[22:22:27] <takyon> Ncommander threatens paul
[22:23:13] <FrogBlast> My last five minutes: explaining regex to my boss.
[22:23:26] <Gravis> takyon: please check the credibility of the sites you link to in the future.
[22:23:39] <paulej72> magic in a single line of giberish
[22:23:53] <takyon> ok gravis
[22:23:56] <FrogBlast> Boss: Oh yeah, I can do that in Excel.
[22:23:57] <takyon> but wait gravis
[22:24:18] <takyon> give me your opinion on this gravis: https://soylentnews.org
[22:24:22] <exec> └─ 13The Painful Truth About Snowden: SoylentNews Submission
[22:27:36] <Gravis> takyon: i think conflating large issues with a single person is dangerous at best.
[22:28:43] <takyon> well we haven't set this one to display
[22:28:51] <takyon> I've got a couple of problems
[22:29:09] <Gravis> takyon: for one it's an anonymous blog
[22:29:10] <takyon> 1. I'm not sober
[22:29:23] <takyon> It's not anonymous there is a name attached to the link
[22:29:51] <Gravis> "Registrant Name: Registration Private"
[22:29:51] <takyon> that name is John R. Schindler
[22:30:03] <takyon> honestly less problematic than the Gates Foundation sub
[22:30:11] <takyon> sure the Anonymous Coward is anonymous
[22:30:16] <takyon> but we don't discriminate
[22:31:11] <Gravis> takyon: you shouldn't source a blog. if anything you should present the information as your own, rewriting and citing legitimate sources.
[22:31:36] <Gravis> takyon: also, i dont trust anonymous cowards
[22:31:50] <takyon> everyone is an anonymous coward
[22:31:55] <takyon> is your name really Edward Gravis
[22:32:19] <Gravis> takyon: no but i use my real info on my domains
[22:32:30] <Gravis> takyon: i dont make bold claims either
[22:32:46] <takyon> Gravis: what do you want me to do at this time
[22:32:57] <takyon> update the Gates story? kill the Snowden story?
[22:33:31] <takyon> NCommander: "we can take out the rest of Serbia"
[22:34:35] <Gravis> takyon: yes you should update the gates story. find a vetted source for the snowden story or dump it.
[22:34:54] <takyon> I'll do whatever you say
[22:35:00] <takyon> but only because I'm drunk
[22:35:06] <Gravis> dance, news monkey! dance!
[22:37:40] <takyon> I added a WaPo source
[22:37:46] <takyon> and killed anti-Snowden
[22:37:55] <takyon> godbless snow-man
[22:39:07] <takyon> gates foundation will take a bit to update because of how the system works
[22:39:23] <takyon> Gravis = commie
[22:40:12] <Gravis> WaPo == The Washington Post?
[22:40:32] <takyon> yes
[22:41:26] <Gravis> well at least you are going to get legit info from there because they are involved with the WaPo
[22:41:45] <Gravis> dont recall if they own it or what
[22:42:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> How's the eBBQ going?
[22:42:57] <takyon> ncommander is conquering europe
[22:42:59] <takyon> slowly
[22:43:55] <AndyTheAbsurd> that's the way to do it. if you don't make sure of your supply lines, your empire will surely fall when soldiers are cut off from their supplies.
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[22:51:00] <takyon> he's like a merchant though
[22:51:11] <takyon> never played EU4 so I'm not sure
[22:51:27] <Yog-Yogguth> I'm just surprised Serbia still exists ;)
[22:54:15] <takyon> yes
[22:56:46] <takyon> "free thinking in your empire" - NDictator
[22:59:39] <Yog-Yogguth> no Valhalla for him them :)
[23:04:54] <takyon> "the separatism is dropping"
[23:05:09] <takyon> "this probably isn't a bad time to boost my stability"
[23:05:17] <AndyTheAbsurd> what do you do if you crash your quadcopter on your neighbor's roof? You use a second quadcopter as a skycrane to go pick it up! https://www.youtube.com
[23:05:19] <exec> └─ 13Drone Rescue - YouTube
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[23:05:57] <takyon> oh hi
[23:06:16] <crutchy_> coffee++
[23:06:16] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1525
[23:07:24] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:24] <Bender> karma - beer: 41
[23:07:25] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:25] <Bender> karma - beer: 42
[23:07:25] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:26] <Bender> karma - beer: 43
[23:07:26] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:26] <Bender> karma - beer: 44
[23:07:27] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:27] <Bender> karma - beer: 45
[23:07:27] <takyon> beer++
[23:07:27] <Bender> karma - beer: 46
[23:07:34] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:34] <Bender> karma - whisky: 2
[23:07:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:35] <Bender> karma - whisky: 3
[23:07:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:36] <Bender> karma - whisky: 4
[23:07:37] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:37] <Bender> karma - whisky: 5
[23:07:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> [A
[23:07:40] <Bender> karma - whisky: 6
[23:07:47] <takyon> yeah but I drank that many beers ya lil bit ch
[23:07:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:47] <Bender> karma - whisky: 7
[23:07:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:52] <Bender> karma - whisky: 8
[23:07:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:53] <Bender> karma - whisky: 9
[23:07:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:54] <Bender> karma - whisky: 10
[23:07:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> whisky++
[23:07:54] <Bender> karma - whisky: 11
[23:07:57] <takyon> come at my andy
[23:07:59] <crutchy_> hic
[23:08:05] <takyon> *me
[23:08:13] * AndyTheAbsurd feels that whisky's karma should be at *least* 11.
[23:08:31] <crutchy_> its been turned all the way up
[23:08:32] <takyon> fair enough
[23:09:16] <crutchy_> bewbs++
[23:09:16] <Bender> karma - bewbs: 46
[23:10:12] <takyon> "let's take that one" - N-der in context
[23:13:27] <takyon> "go slamming into the Ottomans. That's nice. I can work with that. And until then... you know what, kinda think I want to fabricate claims here."
[23:16:17] <crutchy_> wait... what what what!?
[23:16:20] <crutchy_> "Microsoft back-tracked on [theverge.com] free Windows 10 upgrades for copyright infringers [theverge.com]."
[23:16:46] <crutchy_> you mean it was all just a trick!?
[23:17:03] <crutchy_> part of the 'embrace' strategy!?
[23:17:10] <takyon> "go slamming into the Ottomans. That's nice. I can work with that. And until then... you know what, kinda think I want to fabricate claims here."
[23:17:17] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:17:20] <exec> └─ 13Seagate 8TB Archive HDD Review
[23:17:22] <takyon> wh00ps
[23:17:34] <crutchy_> pity i don't even use pirated windows anymore
[23:17:47] <crutchy_> if i did i would have an excuse to be offended
[23:18:03] <takyon> i mean
[23:18:04] <takyon> technically
[23:18:09] <takyon> if you're a pirate
[23:18:15] <takyon> you can just pirate windows 10
[23:18:17] <takyon> oh so hard
[23:18:37] <takyon> they're making the OS free and dropping versions past 10 anyway
[23:18:52] <crutchy_> but if pirates were given free licensed versions of windows 10 of course they would never pirate anything ever again :p
[23:19:07] <takyon> forget Windows Xp, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, (9 I cry evtrytime), 10, it's just WINDOWS WINDOWS VERSIOn FORVER
[23:19:45] <crutchy_> i prefer the windows i can see through. not the ones veiled in secrecy and doom
[23:19:48] <takyon> "lose Republican tradition, I really don't like that" - N
[23:19:51] <crutchy_> dooooooooooooooooooom
[23:20:01] <takyon> windows no version
[23:20:07] <takyon> Windows Chrome Edition
[23:20:17] <takyon> Google Windows Chrome for PC
[23:20:25] <crutchy_> Windows Chromas Edition :D
[23:21:03] <FrogBlast> Every legit version of Windows I've ever had I've been given for free by a friend...
[23:21:09] <FrogBlast> Now I'm out of friends and stuck on Vista.
[23:21:14] <takyon> Google Microsoft Windows 11 for Personal Computer Legit Beijing Edition
[23:21:34] <takyon> "Fedora" - NCommander, euphoric
[23:21:57] <systemd-chromasd> !blockgrab
[23:22:23] <takyon> "I think we're ready to make a war happen" - President NCommander
[23:22:32] <Yog-Yogguth> XD
[23:22:47] <crutchy_> war? oh that's easy
[23:22:58] <crutchy_> climate change is a farce!
[23:23:00] * crutchy_ ducks
[23:23:37] <crutchy_> hmm
[23:23:43] <takyon> unblying
[23:23:43] <crutchy_> obama gives the best head
[23:23:51] <takyon> crutchy you're taking my jerb\
[23:24:05] <crutchy_> i'm not doing very well here :/
[23:24:17] <takyon> crutchy_ get on my level
[23:24:17] * crutchy_ introduces more hornets into the nest
[23:24:49] <crutchy_> putin for POTUS!
[23:25:14] <takyon> what if he is tho
[23:25:20] <crutchy_> hehe. there's a show on tv that rates computer games in rubber chickens :D
[23:25:30] <crutchy_> kids_tv++
[23:25:30] <Bender> karma - kids_tv: 1
[23:26:52] <takyon> THAT'S SOMETHING
[23:27:00] <takyon> caps_lock--
[23:27:00] <Bender> karma - caps_lock: -1
[23:30:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> BUT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME.
[23:34:27] <takyon> true dat doe
[23:35:24] <takyon> "Why am I losing morale here... I bit off more than I can chew... WHOOPS" - Ndonecommander "Can I pay enough to get them.... that did not work the way I wanted to... Ok... they're going to break me"
[23:35:46] <takyon> "They completely broke my army"
[23:35:52] <takyon> "Wow, that didn't go over well"
[23:36:02] <takyon> "We do have manpower, let's use it"
[23:36:41] <takyon> "I'm not as smart as I think I am" - NMan
[23:37:03] <Yog-Yogguth> blame the PRNG :)
[23:37:59] <crutchy_> what's with the nc quotes?
[23:38:09] <crutchy_> has he gone... TURBO!
[23:38:22] <takyon> http://www.twitch.tv
[23:38:23] <systemd-chromasd> he's playin' the vidya games
[23:38:25] <exec> └─ 13Twitch
[23:38:33] <takyon> I can't see straight
[23:38:48] <crutchy_> damn. we haven't got a voice-to-text feed bot
[23:39:26] <systemd-chromasd> takyon: you're whackin' it too hard
[23:40:16] <takyon> too hard? or just hard enough
[23:40:21] <takyon> wow Ncommander just cursed
[23:40:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Teledildonics Patent Used to Sue Six Nascent Cybersex Companies - http://sylnt.us || The Declining Half-Life of Secrets - http://sylnt.us
[23:40:59] <crutchy_> damn. i fucking hate it when shit fucking assholes swear fuckit!
[23:41:40] <systemd-chromasd> Radioteledildonics. RTDI
[23:42:07] <takyon> "I need to crush at least one of these armies" - NCommander, war criminal, wanted by NWO
[23:42:31] <takyon> Wi-Fi Bluetooth-enable teledilfucking
[23:42:58] <AndyTheAbsurd> takyon: did SN just run a story about that?
[23:43:02] <systemd-chromasd> goddammit no fucking swearing!
[23:43:19] <takyon> "I don't get it, what am I doing wrong... I don't get it... I am so lost. It's really not that funny"
[23:43:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> systemd-chromasd: fuck off you cunt!
[23:43:26] <arti> sonamabaching sneaky bastiges
[23:43:31] <takyon> I just ran a story on that
[23:43:37] <arti> farging iceholes
[23:43:48] <FrogBlast> The problem with Bluetooth is that you can only connect up to 7 dildos simultaneously.
[23:43:49] * systemd-chromasd touches himself. oooh
[23:44:05] <takyon> 69 dildoes ought to be enough for anyone
[23:44:24] <systemd-chromasd> daisychain them
[23:44:38] <takyon> "I am completely BOATS" - Nboat
[23:45:17] <crutchy_> oh man. going boats is bad
[23:45:37] <crutchy_> there's no going back from that
[23:45:46] <takyon> I believe you
[23:45:48] * crutchy_ paddles some moar
[23:47:25] <crutchy_> wow. the crappy 'total drama allstars' kids tv show just made a political statement about fracking
[23:47:37] <arti> :|
[23:47:53] <crutchy_> not that i'm a fan of fracking either
[23:48:37] <crutchy_> the government was talking about fracking trials in the hills near my parents house.. in a prime farming area
[23:50:00] <crutchy_> government: "hmm where's some of the most productive agricultural farmland in the country that we can poentially turn into an industrial wasteland?"
[23:50:07] <crutchy_> oh (penny drops)
[23:50:29] -!- SirFinkus [SirFinkus!~SirFinkus@q-37-359-375-883.hsd6.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Soylent
[23:50:41] <systemd-chromasd> fracking farmer will have its revenge on australia
[23:50:42] <crutchy_> they've already fucked it up by digging massive holes for the biggest concentration of coalfired power stations in the country :/
[23:51:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> well fuck, the mouse for this computer is dead.
[23:51:24] <systemd-chromasd> SirFinkus: how was the four-hour tour? the four-hour tour?
[23:51:33] <SirFinkus> next week
[23:51:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> fortunately it's my windows box so I can enable mousekeys.
[23:51:40] <crutchy_> i guess on the upside if they do start fracking around where i live i won't have to worry about running out of work for another couple of centuries :p
[23:51:53] <takyon> I need a bluetooth mouse
[23:52:03] <SirFinkus> I'm just watching preparatory videos
[23:52:08] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be
[23:52:09] * crutchy_ is a laser mouse convert
[23:52:11] <exec> └─ 13Effects of Nuclear Radiation on the Human Body | American Educational Documentary on Nuclear Warfare - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-6OknL5HnI&feature=youtu.be
[23:52:29] <SirFinkus> it's amazing what we can do with genetic engineering these days
[23:52:37] <crutchy_> i hope they don't build nuclear around here. unless its thorium-based
[23:52:50] <SirFinkus> first we make them glow in the dark, now we give the blue teeth
[23:52:51] <AndyTheAbsurd> now if only I could remember where the hell the option to turn on mousekeys is...
[23:53:05] <crutchy_> accessibility options?
[23:53:19] <SirFinkus> accessibility, unless it's in windows 8+, then who the fuck knows
[23:53:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> there's no longer a Control Panel called that.
[23:53:23] <systemd-chromasd> changes every version
[23:53:40] <crutchy_> 'ease of access center'? in win7
[23:54:09] <SirFinkus> if it's after windows 7, it probably exists in a superposition of "nowhere" and "6 places at once"
[23:54:50] <systemd-chromasd> organization is SO two-thousand-and-lame
[23:55:08] <takyon> "maybe I'll get lucky and commit regicide" - NKiller
[23:55:13] <FrogBlast> A three-fingered pinching gesture above the system tray should bring it up...
[23:55:29] <crutchy_> takyon, there's an app for that... regedit :D
[23:55:38] <takyon> keeeek
[23:55:45] <SirFinkus> are you serious FrogBlast? that's just convoluted enough to seem likely
[23:56:17] <FrogBlast> I'm not serious... but I enjoy the idea of Accessibility optiosn requiring fine control of at least three fingers.
[23:56:22] <AndyTheAbsurd> it was ease of access center
[23:56:33] * crutchy_ has 12 icons in the system tray and none look like aa pinching gesture
[23:56:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> which is a much dumber name than "accessibility options"
[23:56:58] * SirFinkus has a nipple icon in his system tray on windows so it works
[23:56:58] <crutchy_> they have to make it difficult so that people that need it won't be able to find it
[23:57:01] <systemd-chromasd> crutchy_: look for just one finger
[23:57:13] <SirFinkus> I think it's just pc stuff
[23:57:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> So, any recommendations for a basic, inexpensive, but fully functional wireless mouse and keyboard set?
[23:58:11] <crutchy_> omg. wtf is a soylent ebbq?
[23:58:24] * AndyTheAbsurd thinks the *other* identical mouse he has is also likely to die soon
[23:58:24] <Yog-Yogguth> Logiteck MK270 (not bluettoth though)
[23:58:27] <crutchy_> holy shit. i can hear god!!
[23:58:31] <crutchy_> i mean NCommander
[23:58:31] <Yog-Yogguth> has on/off switches
[23:58:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> Yog-Yogguth: I prefer not-bluetooth.
[23:58:56] <SirFinkus> I think all of them are bluetooth these days
[23:59:06] <Yog-Yogguth> uses a single tiny USB receiver for both keyboard and mouse
[23:59:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> The two sets I have are some Logitech "desktop set" that I got in a two-fer sale
[23:59:15] <Yog-Yogguth> no encryption though (as far as I know)
[23:59:16] <SirFinkus> I've heard good things about the microsoft wireless stuff
[23:59:17] <crutchy_> dammit. now i wanna play civ2 again :/