#Soylent | Logs for 2015-07-20
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[00:40:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russian Researcher Invents New Solar Battery, Gets 3yr Suspended Sentence - http://sylnt.us - elon-musk-will-want-his-tech
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[02:42:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Internet Dating Scams Target Older American Women - http://sylnt.us - the-lies-that-bind
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[03:45:56] <Ethanol-fueled> WHHHHHAZZZZUPPPPPP
[03:46:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Do you N***** got 5 onnit?
[03:46:45] <Ethanol-fueled> My buddy and I were kicked out of a bar recently.
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[03:46:56] <SoyGuest76829> GODDAMMIT
[03:47:13] <SoyGuest76829> What a temperamental technology.
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[03:48:38] * Ethanol-fueled grumbles
[03:48:53] <Ethanol-fueled> A fuckle technology.
[03:49:11] <Ethanol-fueled> my buddy and I were chased from a bar by an angry negro
[03:49:49] <Ethanol-fueled> that fool was solid muscle. He would've socked us the fuck out. I'm not even sure that the two of us could take that bastard.
[03:50:01] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather san diego
[03:50:04] <exec> 03San Diego, CA, USA - currently 75°F / 24°C, rain showers, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 85% - Sunday cloudy (71°F-82°F / 22°C-28°C), Monday partly cloudy (69°F-77°F / 21°C-25°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (69°F-76°F / 21°C-24°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (67°F-75°F / 19°C-24°C)
[03:50:10] <Ethanol-fueled> RAIN hahahahahah
[03:50:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Rush is timeless nerd rock.
[03:54:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Gros, katy perry has herpes
[03:54:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The kind that look like rodent vaginas.
[03:55:18] <Ethanol-fueled> its tiem for a liquor mission.
[03:55:26] <Ethanol-fueled> See ya on the flipside, brothas!
[04:10:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Ahhh, booze re-load.
[04:10:30] <Ethanol-fueled> There's nothing more comfortable than the warm kiss of booze.
[04:10:49] <Ethanol-fueled> But it's the drink of the Devil -- It can turn a man crazy.
[04:11:54] <Ethanol-fueled> DEVIL ETHER.
[04:12:43] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:12:46] <exec> └─ 13Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (4/10) Movie CLIP - Devil Ether (1998) HD - YouTube
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[05:13:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Photoactivated CRISPR-Cas9 Proteins Created - http://sylnt.us - blue-light-special
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[07:15:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HitchBOT Touring the USA This Year - http://sylnt.us - what-kind-of-favors-does-a-robot-give-for-a-ride
[07:22:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
[07:22:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:22:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1518
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[09:01:20] <crutchy_> https://www.youtube.com
[09:01:23] <exec> └─ 13The Police - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (Digital Remaster 1080p) - YouTube
[09:01:29] <crutchy_> awesome song
[09:01:54] <crutchy_> pity i don't think i've ever heard it done like this live by anyone, including the police
[09:02:04] <crutchy_> studio++
[09:02:04] <Bender> karma - studio: 1
[09:02:49] <crutchy_> very difficult song i guess
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[09:10:56] <janrinok> hi guys
[09:17:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - South Korean Intelligence Employee Commits Suicide Over Hacking Scandal - http://sylnt.us - remind-me-who-the-good-guys-are-again
[10:27:26] <K_Benzoate> I can't imagine wanting to kill myself over honour.
[10:28:20] <K_Benzoate> I'm always amazed Asian cultures manage to overcome the self-preservation instinct so effectively; and without even a real concept of an afterlife.
[10:30:11] <crutchy_> https://www.youtube.com
[10:30:14] <exec> └─ 13Ron Paul - Predictions in Due Time (Original) - YouTube
[10:30:37] <crutchy_> you guys fucked up big time not voting this guy potus
[10:30:54] <crutchy_> you had 3 fucking chances!?
[10:33:35] <K_Benzoate> Because his other ideas are retarded. Austrian Economics don't work when the rest of the world has moved on to new economic "technology" which is more effective.
[10:34:28] <crutchy_> that "new economic technology" has put you $20 trillion+ in debt. it sounds fucking awesome
[10:34:49] <K_Benzoate> Debt isn't real.
[10:34:57] <crutchy_> tell that to greece
[10:35:06] <K_Benzoate> Greece is a weak country
[10:35:34] <crutchy_> america is weak. only the corporations that run it are stong
[10:35:38] <crutchy_> *strong
[10:35:45] <K_Benzoate> They're poor in what actually matters: natural resources, manpower, land.
[10:36:16] <crutchy_> a lot of regular americans are being fucked by keynesian ignorance
[10:36:36] <crutchy_> your country is owned by foreigners
[10:36:51] <K_Benzoate> Let's see them try to collect if it ever comes to that.
[10:37:29] <crutchy_> your military relies on the ability to pay. soldiers will walk away if you pay them worthless dollars
[10:38:03] <crutchy_> there is no patriotism in what the US military is doing
[10:38:09] <K_Benzoate> Soldiers will take their guns and tanks and return to organic, local, loyalties. They won't care that the deeds to their land are owned by Chinese.
[10:38:19] <K_Benzoate> But it'll never come to that.
[10:38:30] <K_Benzoate> There's too much interdependence in the world.
[10:39:32] <crutchy_> i hope it doesn't, but i feel it will. the chinese have a strong economy. they can pay millions of soldiers and field plenty of ammunition. if they want to repatriate what's owed to them you can be sure they will. more likely they will simply buy off your political class
[10:40:08] <K_Benzoate> They can't get here. They might as well have a million soldiers on Mars for all it does for them against the US homeland.
[10:40:33] <crutchy_> how do you think all the shit you buy from china gets to america?
[10:40:54] <crutchy_> they own your sea ports
[10:41:23] <K_Benzoate> That "ownership" requires that we continue to honor it.
[10:41:49] <crutchy_> all it requires is your ignorance, which you give freely
[10:42:12] <K_Benzoate> It works for most people, sadly. If it stops working, people tend to wise up quickly.
[10:42:35] <crutchy_> by then its too late
[10:42:42] <crutchy_> sun tzu was chinese
[10:42:51] <crutchy_> china has been fighting wars for thousands of years
[10:42:57] <crutchy_> they are the oldest empire
[10:43:07] <crutchy_> they bide their time
[10:43:20] <K_Benzoate> It's simplisitic to consider all of chinese history a contiguous empire.
[10:43:32] <crutchy_> you can think what you want
[10:43:45] <crutchy_> coffee++
[10:43:46] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1519
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[11:18:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Tracing the Evolution of a Drug-Resistant Pathogen - http://sylnt.us - fighting-back
[12:49:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Climate Change May Already be Costing Lives - http://sylnt.us - or-not
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[13:15:33] <CoolHand> coffee++
[13:15:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1520
[14:20:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Been Hacked? Now to Decide If You Chase the Who or the How - http://sylnt.us - penny-is-dropping
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[16:22:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Building A Community For Old BBSes? - http://sylnt.us - make-something-count
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[17:38:28] <Gravis> Subsentient: so what happens if someone does a DOS on Epoch at MEMKEY?
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[17:58:44] <Gravis> Subsentient: oh it's shared memory? oi that's risky!
[18:23:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Adult 'Extracurricular Activity' Website AshleyMadison.com Hacked - http://sylnt.us - cheaters-never-prosper
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[19:55:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Aren't Supercomputers Getting Faster Like They Used To? - http://sylnt.us - does-it-run-windows?
[20:16:37] <chromas> Bender: Why aren't computers changing technologies like they used to? First they didn't have transistors, then they did. But now they still do. What's going on?
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[21:15:21] <Subsentient> Gravis: If you have the power to access MemBus, you have the power to call the equivalent of 'poweroff -f'. You need to be in group 0 to access that stuff.
[21:16:38] <Subsentient> Gravis: MEMKEY will be claimed by Epoch during the initial boot sequence, and will be denied allocation by anything else as a result.
[21:26:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deep Sea Robots Will Monitor the Oceans for Pollution - http://sylnt.us - dumpster-diving-in-the-deep
[21:42:18] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $4,500 to $0
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[22:04:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:04:27] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:04:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1521
[22:08:04] <chromas> oh noes! The treasury has been pilfered!
[22:10:39] <crutchy> the coffee++ treasury?
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[22:13:49] <crutchy> http://www.npr.org
[22:13:51] <exec> └─ 13Jeb Bush Promises To 'Challenge The Whole Culture' Of Washington : NPR
[22:13:58] <crutchy> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[22:14:26] * crutchy 's irony meter exploded
[22:21:38] <crutchy> ~submit https://news.vice.com
[22:21:43] <exec> └─ 13Islamic State Is Restricting Internet Access in Its Capital City | VICE News
[22:22:10] <exec> submission successful - https://soylentnews.org
[22:24:43] <crutchy> http://techcrunch.com
[22:24:45] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Apparently Wants Cortana To Be Fluent In British Humor | TechCrunch
[22:24:48] <crutchy> oh god please no
[22:25:28] <crutchy> they would obviously need to put in the entire scripts of snatch, hitchiker's guide to the galaxy, and every monty python movie
[22:25:48] <crutchy> hmm
[22:26:02] <mrcoolbp> obviously
[22:26:04] <crutchy> maybe that's what tama and ciri need :D
[22:26:51] <crutchy> bugger. time for workipoos :(
[22:27:03] <crutchy> ~g'day mrcoolbp
[22:27:05] * exec clumsily slides a pair of used panties full of coffee++ to mrcoolbp
[22:27:21] <mrcoolbp> g'day crutchy
[22:27:28] <mrcoolbp> how is you doin'?
[22:27:50] <mrcoolbp> oh, well have fun at work
[22:27:58] <chromas> cortana would switch to a man doing a woman's voice
[22:28:35] <mrcoolbp> $seen Laminatorx
[22:28:35] <aqu4> I last saw LaminatorX at 2015-07-15 15:04:16 UTC in #editorial. Their most recent message is "Well, it's something that would never show up in piecemeal testing, but emerges when you start to scale-up. We wen't months without having a problem, and then had several instances crop-up at once. They seem to have to 500-limit hard-coded for performance reasons, but the insert-error should really fail more elegantly. We're adding workflow-rules to automa
[22:57:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner Announce $100 Million "Breakthrough Listen" SETI Project - http://sylnt.us - Stars-like-Dust
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[23:07:16] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:07:52] <takyon> https://www.jacobinmag.com
[23:07:58] <exec> └─ 13Worse Than Benghazi | Jacobin
[23:12:47] <BadCoderFinger> I wish I could say I was surprised. Every single government official is corrupt and self serving. I'd love to be proved wrong.
[23:15:56] <takyon> Jan at DMV
[23:25:00] <BadCoderFinger> I think "DMV" may be significant there...
[23:25:25] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:25:29] <exec> └─ 13Microsoft Brings Xbox In-Game Streaming For Windows 10
[23:25:32] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:25:36] <exec> └─ 13Epic Games Awards $20,000 Big Data VR Challenge Prize
[23:26:00] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:26:12] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[23:27:03] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[23:27:07] <exec> └─ 13The unbelievably lucrative business of escape rooms - MarketWatch
[23:29:53] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:29:57] <exec> └─ 13Cortana for Android released early by accident - BBC News
[23:30:09] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:30:13] <exec> └─ 13IBM reports drop in sales for 13th consecutive quarter - BBC News
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[23:36:42] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[23:36:46] <exec> └─ 13Why can’t adults order off the kids’ menu? | Marketplace.org
[23:37:04] <takyon> http://www.marketplace.org
[23:37:08] <exec> └─ 13Iran: Franchise frontier? | Marketplace.org
[23:37:46] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[23:37:49] <exec> └─ 13FilmOn can use cable systems’ copyright license to stream broadcast TV | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[23:41:37] <chromas> Jan at DMV, when the walls fell
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[23:50:21] <BadCoderFinger> My internet connection has been dying a lot lately.
[23:51:15] <takyon> did you miss my links
[23:53:23] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:53:27] <exec> └─ 13Snowden to the IETF: Please make an internet for users, not the spies • The Register
[23:58:01] <BadCoderFinger> Missed that one, thanks!