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[23:58:13] <cmn32480> in addition to getting your act together, can you get the band back together?
[23:55:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> One of these days I'm going to get my act together and get the meetings livestreaming on the web.
[23:55:10] <cmn32480> woohoo?
[23:54:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> SuncoastLUG meeting almost over, and laptop almost out of power, simultaneously.
[23:51:55] <cmn32480> AND I get to learn Linux in my spare time!
[23:51:38] <cmn32480> [and a chance to move up down the road should I want to
[23:51:21] <cmn32480> with fewer job resonsibilities
[23:51:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> damn, nice.
[23:51:12] <cmn32480> better benefits
[23:51:05] <cmn32480> looks to give me a 30% pay increase
[23:50:59] <AndyTheAbsurd> one that leaves you not stressed out so that you can learn Linux in your spare time!
[23:50:55] <cmn32480> and the one I am looking at is from one of the manufacturers that we deal with
[23:50:38] <cmn32480> and so it is time to find a new one
[23:50:30] <cmn32480> but the stress is killing me
[23:50:26] <cmn32480> that I really like
[23:50:22] <cmn32480> a good one actually
[23:50:17] <cmn32480> I have a job.
[23:50:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> j/k
[23:50:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah, get a job, you lazy bum!
[23:49:48] <cmn32480> but first I need to get this cover letter written so I can send in my resume
[23:49:25] <cmn32480> linux is somethign I really ought to learn
[23:48:31] <cmn32480> interesting
[23:48:20] <cmn32480> I can't remember my own name half time much less the numeric codes for funny characters aht I use once in a blue moon
[23:47:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> I set mine to the Windows "menu" key (or whatever key is nearest that) but it's generally configurable
[23:47:41] <cmn32480> copy it is
[23:47:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> with windows it's copy from charmap or remember that it's "hold down Alt and type in the decimal-numeric version of the Unicode code point"
[23:47:09] <cmn32480> so which button is the compose key?
[23:46:48] <cmn32480> WooHoo!! More useless (to me) knowledge!
[23:46:31] <AndyTheAbsurd> nope.
[23:46:23] <cmn32480> I don't suppose that button exists in Windows, does it?
[23:46:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> of course if you type on a non-US-English keyboard, you've probably got a lot of the stuff that's useful for your language with an AltGr key.
[23:45:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> compose, t, h = þ; compose, c, ' = ć; compose, u, " = ü
[23:44:47] <cmn32480> and I have been drinking. so bear with me
[23:44:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> the hard part tends to be remembering all the key combinations
[23:44:40] <cmn32480> nope... do tell
[23:44:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> know about Unix's compose key makes typing weird characters relatively easy
[23:44:03] <cmn32480> exactly AndyTheAbsurd
[23:43:54] <cmn32480> yes
[23:43:50] <cmn32480> brilliant idea!~
[23:43:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: you mean like this: ¯ ?
[23:43:32] <cmn32480> an airport named penis
[23:43:15] <cmn32480> and who the hell decided that Pensacola Airport had to get the abbreviation PNS?
[23:42:21] <cmn32480> fuck an underscore. use an overscore!
[23:39:59] <paulej72> use an underscore
[23:33:00] <AndyTheAbsurd> but I want to set "Pineapple Park" to "Pinellas Park, FL" :(
[23:32:28] <exec> syntax: ~weather-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[23:32:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather-add
[23:31:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather-set
[23:28:39] <paulej72> ))()()(())))()()()(
[23:28:11] <chromas> :D
[23:27:59] <paulej72> )
[23:27:46] <chromas> it could use some tweaking (hint hint, wink ;)
[23:27:30] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> fuck everything
[23:27:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/and I think that it's different based on which implement of regex you're using./fuck everything/
[23:26:56] <chromas> only works on your last line
[23:26:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> and I think that it's different based on which implement of regex you're using.
[23:26:29] <sedctl> <chromas> you exscaped the parenthesis
[23:26:29] <chromas> s/(s)/x\1/
[23:26:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> I always forget the syntax for backreference
[23:26:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> it still doesn't like me
[23:25:50] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/so(phist)icated/\1/
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[23:25:40] <sedctl> <chromas> you escaped the parentheses
[23:25:40] <chromas> s/i/e/
[23:25:30] <chromas> you escaped the parenthesis
[23:25:29] <exec> 03Hell, MI, USA - currently 74°F / 23°C, sunny, wind NE at 1 mph, humidity 39% - Wednesday clear with periodic clouds (50°F-74°F / 10°C-23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (61°F-76°F / 16°C-24°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (66°F-86°F / 19°C-30°C), Saturday isolated thunderstorms (68°F-89°F / 20°C-32°C)
[23:25:28] <paulej72> i was in hell this past saturday
[23:25:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather Hell, MI
[23:25:05] <exec> 03Washington - currently 82°F / 28°C, cloudy, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 67% - Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F-82°F / 18°C-28°C), Thursday partly cloudy (66°F-84°F / 19°C-29°C), Friday partly cloudy (71°F-87°F / 22°C-31°C), Saturday partly cloudy (73°F-96°F / 23°C-36°C)
[23:25:03] <cmn32480> ~weather hell
[23:24:47] <exec> 03Orlando, FL, USA - currently 84°F / 29°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 12 mph, humidity 66% - Wednesday partly cloudy (76°F-91°F / 24°C-33°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (76°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-87°F / 24°C-31°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-91°F / 24°C-33°C)
[23:24:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~weather wang
[23:24:34] <exec> 03Camden, NJ, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, cloudy, wind N at 19 mph, humidity 70% - Wednesday partly cloudy (64°F-76°F / 18°C-24°C), Thursday partly cloudy (64°F-84°F / 18°C-29°C), Friday partly cloudy (69°F-86°F / 21°C-30°C), Saturday partly cloudy (73°F-92°F / 23°C-33°C)
[23:24:33] <paulej72> ~weather armpit
[23:23:34] <exec> 03Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 82°F / 28°C, mostly cloudy, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 64% - Wednesday partly cloudy (65°F-81°F / 18°C-27°C), Thursday partly cloudy (70°F-84°F / 21°C-29°C), Friday partly cloudy (73°F-84°F / 23°C-29°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-95°F / 24°C-35°C)
[23:23:32] <cmn32480> ~weather baltimore
[23:22:09] <exec> 03Jacksonville, FL, USA - currently 88°F / 31°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 21 mph, humidity 55% - Wednesday isolated thunderstorms (75°F-88°F / 24°C-31°C), Thursday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-89°F / 24°C-32°C), Friday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-91°F / 23°C-33°C)
[23:22:07] <cmn32480> ~weather jacksonville
[23:18:44] <cmn32480> and good evening too
[23:18:37] <cmn32480> evengin all
[23:15:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/so\(phist\)icated/\1/
[23:14:24] <AndyTheAbsurd> I wonder how sophisticated sedctl is...
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[23:08:43] <chromas> :(
[23:08:37] <exec> └─ 13Pressure-Aware Tech Aims for Wake-Up Safety via Steering Wheel - SoylentNews - 03https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=15/07/15/1415242&from=rss
[23:08:29] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pressure-Aware Tech Aims for Wake-Up Safety via Steering Wheel - http://sylnt.us - and-a-loud-hotplate
[23:08:29] <chromas> Bender: s/kl.*/hotplate/
[22:56:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pressure-Aware Tech Aims for Wake-Up Safety via Steering Wheel - http://sylnt.us - and-a-loud-klaxon?
[22:34:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> good thing I'm a robot from the future.
[22:12:51] * crutchy spits on himself
[22:12:38] <crutchy> humanity is digusting
[22:11:58] <crutchy> and this old guy probably looks on what countries are doing today and sees not a lot of difference to what he was doing in the 1940's
[22:10:08] <crutchy> (or they have fuck all of a case)
[22:09:51] <crutchy> if the prosecution can't get their shit together after three quarters of a century, they're fucking incompetent
[22:08:39] <exec> └─ 13Holocaust suvivor criticises German court for decision to jail 'bookkeeper of Auschwitz' - Telegraph
[22:08:34] <crutchy> seriously. wtf is the point of jailing a 94 year old dude? http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[22:04:45] <crutchy> lmao. i love this headline: http://www.nytimes.com
[22:01:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1509
[22:01:58] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:01:52] <crutchy> hehe. you said butt
[21:55:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Divorced Couple Fighting in Court over Frozen Embryos - http://sylnt.us - irreconcilable-differences
[21:54:13] <paulej72> butt
[21:47:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> AndyTheAbsurd, no but mostly because it's a pain in the butt to filter for very little actual value to us. now if we were a japanese site, it would be useful.
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[20:28:53] <swiss> hurr
[20:28:51] <swiss> /win 414
[20:24:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nadella: Microsoft Isn't Killing Windows Phone and Will Go It Alone - http://sylnt.us - who-wants-to-rule-the-world?
[20:03:14] <AndyTheAbsurd> Okay - I just thought it would be amusing to be logged in as Thor.
[20:02:42] <NCommander> AndyTheAbsurd, MySQL has issues storing raw unicode in varchars if I remember correctly. TheMightyBuzzard is the definitive expert on it though
[20:02:13] <NCommander> AndyTheAbsurd, no, because of database limitations.
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[19:23:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Who's Really in Charge at the Supermarket? - http://sylnt.us - illusion-of-choice
[18:26:27] * AndyTheAbsurd is wondering if he can register Þórr as a user name.
[18:25:54] <AndyTheAbsurd> So we have Unicode support for user names yet?
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[17:52:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - ACLU Asks Appeals Court to Halt NSA Phone Record Collection - http://sylnt.us
[16:51:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Sim Shows How Far Hit Songs have Traveled in Space - http://sylnt.us - Mothership-Connection
[16:42:43] <janrinok_afk> AndyTheAbsurd: that is good to hear - thx
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[15:47:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> janrinok_afk: Everyone was okay - seat belts and airbags did their jobs and nobody got anything worse that bruises.
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[15:41:54] <janrinok> Gravis: fair point
[15:41:46] <janrinok> anyway, gtg - must cook a meal
[15:41:43] <Gravis> janrinok: i assure you that we are all forced to live
[15:41:15] <janrinok> ...or at least a different world to the one that I am forced to live in...
[15:40:50] <janrinok> oh, nothing in any particular one post, but they sometimes have an 'otherworld-like' quality ;)
[15:39:16] <Gravis> janrinok: are they to the effect of, "i hate the bus"? :)
[15:38:45] <janrinok> that explains his most recent posts then
[15:38:33] <Gravis> janrinok: no, they both died on impact
[15:38:14] <janrinok> I take it that they _were_ both OK, then :)
[15:37:50] <Gravis> janrinok: it was over a year ago
[15:37:37] <Gravis> humans are predictably unreliable.
[15:37:32] <janrinok> AndyTheAbsurd: that looks like a very poorly car now - sorry. I take it you are both OK?
[15:37:08] <Gravis> it's also why we should move to self driving cars
[15:35:49] <Gravis> and that is why you should stop at yellow lights
[15:33:48] <exec> └─ 13Index of /~andrew/accident/
[15:33:43] <AndyTheAbsurd> You can see pictures of the aftermath here: https://lofn.hardison.net
[15:33:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> yeah. Only he moved from the left lane to the middle lane in order to do it - so he didn't visibility of her and she didn't have visibility of him and his car ended up knocking out the box that controls the traffic light for that intersection.
[15:31:49] <Gravis> i am just absolutely done with the Azteks. first they use their calendar to try to end the world and now they are using cars to ruin our cars? when will the madness end?!
[15:30:46] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: so basically, she wanted to beat the light and so did he.
[15:29:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> Gravis: Nope, I wasn't involved - my wife was driving it, and she got hit by a guy driving a Pontiac Aztek that decided he was going to floor it through a yellow light as she was trying to take a left turn.
[15:28:56] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: yes, i presume your guilt. ;)
[15:27:55] <Gravis> AndyTheAbsurd: but that is your own fault
[15:20:30] <AndyTheAbsurd> (It wasn't a hybrid though.)
[15:20:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> Now I take the bus.
[15:20:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> my Toyota got smashed up
[15:19:20] <exec> └─ 13Toyota recalls 625,000 hybrids over software glitch - BBC News
[15:19:16] <Gravis> more recalls. :) http://www.bbc.com
[14:50:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google to Reopen Maps Editing Tool after Closure due to Abuse - http://sylnt.us - why-we-can't-have-nice-things
[14:00:26] <AndyTheAbsurd> !uid
[13:49:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Initial Confusion, Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 to be Installed on PCs Starting July 29 - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-sure-that-they-know
[13:32:02] <exec> └─ 13The POODLE has friends - Vivaldi.net - Vivaldi.net blog
[13:31:56] <exec> └─ 13The POODLE has friends - Vivaldi.net - Vivaldi.net blog
[13:31:54] <NCommander> .submit https://vivaldi.net
[13:31:47] <NCommander> !submit https://vivaldi.net
[13:23:50] <janrinok> hi guys
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[13:19:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fossil Fuel Firms Risk Wasting Billions by Ignoring Climate Change, Says IEA - http://sylnt.us - how-to-make-or-lose-a-fortune
[13:19:10] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 7°C, clear, wind S at 14 km/h, humidity 93% - Wednesday partly cloudy (6°C-10°C), Thursday partly cloudy (8°C-12°C), Friday showers (7°C-11°C), Saturday mostly sunny (2°C-12°C)
[13:19:07] <crutchy> ~weather
[12:18:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - After Initial Confusion, Microsoft Confirms Windows 10 Will be Installed on PCs Starting July 29 - http://sylnt.us - I'm-not-sure-that-they-know
[12:17:12] <crutchy> this one might convert some of the apple fanboys
[12:16:31] <exec> └─ 13三星A8000-Galaxy A8丨三星手机官网 [04Samsung A8000-Galaxy A8 Shu Samsung official website]
[12:16:26] <crutchy> http://www.samsung.com
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[11:17:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hackers Offer to Sell 79,267 Cloudminr Accounts for One Bitcoin - http://sylnt.us - whoops,-I-did-it-again
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[10:16:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - These Futuristic Car Tires Never Go Flat - http://sylnt.us - do-they-still-work-as-kid's-swings?
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[08:45:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Linux Mint 17.2 Offers New Desktop Features That Stem from User-Submitted Bugs and Requests - http://sylnt.us - lovely-cinnamon
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[08:07:57] <Subsentient> http://files.explosm.net
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[07:34:45] <SirFinkus> I may throw up
[07:34:40] <SirFinkus> uhhng, butterfarts
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[07:14:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reddit Faces More Trouble at the Top - http://sylnt.us - reddit-woes
[06:54:22] <exec> └─ 13Pluto Pictures Perfectly Pulchritudinous - UPDATE - SoylentNews - 03https://soylentnews.org/breakingnews/article.pl?sid=15/07/14/1311224&from=rss
[06:54:15] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pluto Pictures Perfectly Pulchritudinous - 'PDATE - http://sylnt.us - amazingly-assonant-aliteration
[06:54:15] <chromas> Bender: s/U/'/
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[04:42:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Software Bug Prompts Range Rover Recall - http://sylnt.us - don't-fall-out
[03:52:36] <SirFinkus> I want a flying hoverbike for whereever I please
[03:42:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Military Wants Flying Hoverbike for the Battlefield - http://sylnt.us - speeder-bikes-are-real
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[03:20:43] <cmn32480> night all
[03:10:42] <cmn32480> echo chamber, activate
[03:03:10] <SirFinkus> echo chamber, activate
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[03:00:37] <arti> echo chamber, activate
[02:50:08] <SirFinkus> the smaller communities seem to have the same problems
[02:49:32] <SirFinkus> I'll admit I'm not a huge reddit user though
[02:49:25] <exec> └─ 13knittit
[02:49:22] <Landon> ex: http://www.reddit.com
[02:49:18] <SirFinkus> of course
[02:49:12] <Landon> SirFinkus: have you been _outside_ of the default subs on reddit?
[02:42:35] <SirFinkus> god, I want that bike
[02:39:14] <SirFinkus> but really, fuck reddit, it's such a circlejerk
[02:38:10] <SirFinkus> lol the first comment, I guess that confirms what I thought
[02:37:01] <arti> perception is reality
[02:35:06] <SirFinkus> but iirc, that was reddit's initial appeal
[02:34:47] <SirFinkus> or they didn't know what that means
[02:34:39] <SirFinkus> "Neither Alexis nor I created reddit to be a bastion of free speech" seems like bullshit
[02:23:55] <paulej72> well they need to doctor the spec data as well to match
[02:23:29] <exec> └─ 13Content Policy update. AMA Thursday, July 16th, 1pm pst. : announcements
[02:23:24] <takyon> https://www.reddit.com
[02:23:20] <arti> content aware fill
[02:23:09] <paulej72> it takes 16 months to edit out the alien base
[02:19:57] <BadCoderFinger> but it's almost as good as the questions they did ask.
[02:19:42] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, of course not.
[02:10:47] <takyon> are you serious
[02:08:45] <BadCoderFinger> "Tell us about the weapons systems on board the spacecraft."
[02:02:04] <takyon> I would have continued if stream performance didn't hit the gutter
[02:01:42] <takyon> i'm done watching, screw softballs
[02:01:06] <takyon> it takes months to send it all
[02:00:52] <BadCoderFinger> The science data is stored to be transmitted back later, probably more than once.
[02:00:24] <takyon> I might close the stream because of that
[02:00:20] <BadCoderFinger> That's to be expected, really.
[01:59:58] <takyon> "What kind of data?" "ENTIRELY ENGINEERING"
[01:59:37] <takyon> great
[01:59:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, Q&A without data. Yay.
[01:58:51] <takyon> basically made what she said even worse than whatever you heard
[01:58:42] <takyon> these are the worst jumps in stream timing
[01:57:55] <BadCoderFinger> Not a lot of stage presence, heh.
[01:57:36] <takyon> people chanting Alice
[01:57:29] <takyon> Alice
[01:57:00] <BadCoderFinger> Works ok on roku
[01:56:52] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:56:48] <takyon> i need that google fiber
[01:56:43] <takyon> streaming sucks
[01:56:14] <takyon> Glenn Fountain
[01:55:29] <takyon> (really)
[01:55:21] <takyon> one small step for new horizons, one giant leap for mankind
[01:54:31] <takyon> WE DID IT
[01:54:19] <takyon> telling the team to stand up
[01:53:53] <takyon> principal investigator Alan Stern
[01:53:17] <BadCoderFinger> We should start a kickstarter to go fetch Rama.
[01:53:11] <takyon> i don't like it
[01:53:06] <takyon> my stream likes to jump several seconds into the past
[01:52:40] <Landon> because rama will leave the solar system shortly
[01:52:40] <takyon> not to mention the first orbit
[01:52:36] <takyon> the 2nd trip to Pluto is also a record
[01:52:16] <BadCoderFinger> "This can never be repeated(1)." (1) Because we'll never get enough funding.
[01:52:01] <takyon> safe mode event joke
[01:51:49] <takyon> THE SPACECRAFT JUST DID WHAT YOU TOLD IT TO
[01:51:42] <takyon> WE'VE OPENED UP A NEW REALM OF HUMAN DISCOVERY
[01:51:28] <takyon> THIS IS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS
[01:51:12] <takyon> slight feedback
[01:50:56] <BadCoderFinger> DC guy, probably running for office next year.
[01:50:52] <takyon> big theme here
[01:50:48] <takyon> "we haven't seen anything yet"
[01:50:26] <takyon> John somebody is starting
[01:50:03] <takyon> we got some guy from Colorado, we got the project manager Glenn Fountain, Alice Bowman, mission operations manager
[01:49:18] <takyon> the dude implied we wouldn't see the best images until 3pm tomorrow. not sure
[01:48:58] <takyon> another briefing at 3pm tomorrow
[01:48:52] <cmn32480> stupid hotel internet
[01:48:45] <takyon> media briefing time
[01:48:41] <cmn32480> if it loads
[01:48:25] <cmn32480> thanks
[01:48:18] <exec> └─ 13NASA Television | NASA
[01:48:15] <takyon> http://www.nasa.gov
[01:48:11] <cmn32480> what's the link?
[01:48:08] <takyon> "grats again team"
[01:47:55] <takyon> hurry up you lil shits
[01:47:45] <takyon> heh
[01:47:43] <BadCoderFinger> I am, yeah.
[01:47:35] <takyon> are you watching
[01:47:32] <cmn32480> Applied Physics Lab is the Hopkins site
[01:47:28] <takyon> 50 of the team walking off stage
[01:47:27] <BadCoderFinger> I wonder if there should have been a dress rehearsal for the engineers.
[01:47:10] <takyon> *no
[01:47:07] <takyon> go to the soylent story if you want a link to them
[01:47:00] <takyon> uh know
[01:46:55] <SirFinkus> is voyager 2 the furthest thing we have out there?
[01:46:55] <cmn32480> JPL?
[01:46:54] <takyon> about to have a panel discuss the findings I suppose
[01:46:45] <takyon> they are at the Johns Hopkins lab in Maryland
[01:46:19] <takyon> ok well he's done talking
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[01:46:05] <cmn32480> soudns like he is looking at the wrong stream....
[01:45:45] <SirFinkus> gross
[01:45:35] <takyon> but my stream is fucked
[01:45:30] <takyon> he pointed at a bunch of kids in the audience and is talking about inspiring the next generation
[01:45:18] <SirFinkus> I GOTTA KNOW
[01:45:14] <SirFinkus> WHAT DID SHE SERVE US
[01:45:08] <SirFinkus> my very eager mother just served us nine...
[01:44:45] <takyon> "the pluto kids, is that right"
[01:44:34] <takyon> gonna refresh
[01:44:30] <takyon> fuck the stream is jumping around its terrible
[01:44:22] <SirFinkus> like "if the sun was the size of a basket ball, we'd be x yards away now" or something
[01:43:53] <takyon> I think he's going to plug the Mars 2030s mission every speech from now
[01:43:52] <cmn32480> Newsflash: THEY MISSED MARS
[01:43:52] <SirFinkus> has he made an analogy yet?
[01:43:35] <takyon> this mission is one step to getting us to Mars
[01:43:30] <cmn32480> sheesh
[01:43:28] <cmn32480> that was a billion miles ago
[01:43:11] <takyon> he's mentioning Mars now
[01:43:03] <cmn32480> *flyby?
[01:42:59] <cmn32480> and woudln't it be a flyboy?
[01:42:47] <takyon> just noticed his arm is in a sling, I guess he broke his arm and had surgery last week
[01:42:41] <SirFinkus> to cyanide and happiness aka xkcd lite
[01:42:40] <cmn32480> did they shoot at it?
[01:42:28] <BadCoderFinger> Isn't it more correct to say we're the first ones to have done a Pluto drive-by?
[01:42:26] <exec> └─ 13Rob DenBleyker - Timeline Photos | Facebook
[01:42:22] <SirFinkus> https://www.facebook.com oh, outsourced the joke
[01:41:57] <takyon> "you really need to stop and think about that"
[01:41:39] <takyon> biatch
[01:41:35] <takyon> THE UNITED STATES IS THE FIRST NATION TO VISIT PLUTO
[01:41:11] <takyon> got some small boos
[01:41:10] <SirFinkus> I think bad astronomer made a joke earlier
[01:41:01] <takyon> now he just said he didn't know army surgeons could spell "horizon"
[01:40:53] <cmn32480> to implat his humor chip?
[01:40:50] <SirFinkus> I just need to determine when that will get old
[01:40:43] <cmn32480> oh right... useless management
[01:40:43] <takyon> he says he had surgery a week ago
[01:40:35] <SirFinkus> pluto joke?
[01:40:31] <takyon> that's his job
[01:40:28] <takyon> yeah he's making some jokes
[01:40:22] <SirFinkus> we already passed the last planet
[01:40:20] <cmn32480> is he fucking kidding?
[01:40:17] <takyon> I actually made this point in a New Horizons related flamewar
[01:40:16] <SirFinkus> it's not important at all
[01:40:15] <cmn32480> the TEAM doesn't understand it?
[01:40:04] <takyon> "we walk and chew gum"
[01:40:01] <takyon> as if they couldn't check google news
[01:39:55] <takyon> he's saying that the team don't understand how important this is
[01:39:42] <SirFinkus> sounds orwellian
[01:39:41] <cmn32480> the muslim apology guy?
[01:39:22] <takyon> ADMINISTRATOR BOLDEN
[01:38:21] <takyon> space jam
[01:38:14] <SirFinkus> fuck space
[01:38:12] <SirFinkus> and the all star game is on
[01:38:05] <takyon> but we discovered it's a two-toned heart
[01:38:03] <SirFinkus> no, donald trump's latest statement is much more important
[01:37:56] <takyon> Pluto, what has it given us? Whales, donuts, and a heart
[01:37:41] <takyon> "point of pride for the nation... point of pride in the world"
[01:37:18] <takyon> *claps*
[01:37:08] <takyon> I switched to the media stream, hope it's better
[01:36:42] <takyon> mentioned watching the team recover from the anomaly a week ago
[01:36:22] <takyon> some man is talking. he's probably important
[01:36:05] <SirFinkus> I'd watch the stream, but fuck that
[01:35:55] <takyon> and my stream decides to cut out
[01:35:54] <SirFinkus> let me know when it happens
[01:35:49] <takyon> opening remarks now
[01:35:43] <takyon> not yet
[01:35:33] <SirFinkus> have they made the "not a planet" joke yet?
[01:35:33] * cmn32480 wonders if they will find fleas living on pluto
[01:35:17] <takyon> 2/10 originality
[01:35:13] <takyon> one of them has a "pluto" stuffed doll
[01:34:13] <SirFinkus> I'm slightly better off
[01:34:12] <takyon> metric fuckton of New Horizons team members walking onto the stage
[01:34:00] <SirFinkus> no, bathhouses
[01:33:49] <takyon> ...A
[01:33:47] <takyon> U S
[01:33:45] <takyon> THEY SAID IT
[01:33:43] <takyon> U S A
[01:33:39] <takyon> elon is god
[01:33:38] <SirFinkus> what an asshole
[01:33:37] <takyon> where do you get off? public restrooms?
[01:33:35] <cmn32480> cool parents?
[01:33:26] <SirFinkus> where does he get off having a name like "elon"
[01:33:21] <takyon> eau d'elon
[01:33:10] <takyon> elon's scent
[01:33:08] <SirFinkus> lol
[01:33:03] <cmn32480> or elon's musk
[01:32:56] <cmn32480> probably
[01:32:55] <SirFinkus> he could call it "elon musk"
[01:32:50] <SirFinkus> does elon musk have a perfume?
[01:32:42] <takyon> musk will mars
[01:32:36] <cmn32480> To Infinity and Beyond!
[01:32:31] <takyon> we got musk
[01:32:20] <takyon> people walking down from the audience
[01:32:13] <SirFinkus> we'd be on mars now
[01:32:10] <SirFinkus> imagine if the space race had kept going since we landed on the moon
[01:32:06] <takyon> camera guy shows up on screen
[01:31:40] <takyon> more applause as if we needed that
[01:31:35] <cmn32480> I dind't know aesbestos could talk
[01:31:30] <takyon> Charles Bolden is about to roll in
[01:31:23] <SirFinkus> like asbestos
[01:31:21] <takyon> ok we got a man talking
[01:31:16] <SirFinkus> I think it's particularly problematic because it sticks in the air and is easy to damage so it disperses
[01:31:16] <cmn32480> he already damned pluto... they demoted it
[01:30:49] <takyon> god damn it
[01:30:06] <cmn32480> true
[01:29:59] <takyon> so bring on the graphene
[01:29:54] <takyon> a lot of stuff in your laptop would kill you if you inhale it
[01:29:50] <cmn32480> please
[01:29:48] <cmn32480> just the highlights
[01:29:40] <cmn32480> Graphene: Insta-Cancer if inhaled.... AWESOME for everythgin else!
[01:29:40] <takyon> unless it's boring
[01:29:37] <takyon> I'll give you the blow by blow cmn32480
[01:29:07] <takyon> "heliosphere"
[01:29:00] <takyon> in fact they will probably do it for another 2-10 years
[01:28:46] <takyon> yeah it was terrible
[01:28:38] <SirFinkus> it was almost like the graphene stories
[01:28:25] <cmn32480> yes. it did. but it came back in Star Trek TMP
[01:28:24] <SirFinkus> seems like there was a story fairly regularly about that happening, only for it be retracted or some shit
[01:27:53] <SirFinkus> did we ever decide whether voyager has actually left the solar system yet?
[01:27:34] <cmn32480> let me know if there is anythign cool
[01:27:27] <cmn32480> hotel internet... not gonna happen
[01:27:03] <exec> └─ 13NASA Television | NASA
[01:27:01] <takyon> http://www.nasa.gov
[01:27:00] <BadCoderFinger> Nice!
[01:26:57] <takyon> turn on your NASA TV
[01:26:51] <takyon> briefing in 4 minutes
[01:26:36] <SirFinkus> Mission Ops Manager Alice Bowman reports to Principal Investigator Alan Stern that the flyby has been a success.
[01:26:36] <SirFinkus> Jonathan McDowell @planet4589
[01:26:11] <SirFinkus> spoiler: everything went well
[01:26:00] <takyon> New Horizons checkin should have been 30 minutes ago
[01:25:59] <Bender> karma - dunkindonuts: 1
[01:25:59] <cmn32480> dunkindonuts++
[01:25:57] <SirFinkus> it has to be to overpower the sugar flavor
[01:25:53] <Bender> karma - sttarbucks: -1
[01:25:53] <cmn32480> sttarbucks--
[01:25:51] <takyon> time to check nasa TV
[01:25:49] <cmn32480> amen to that
[01:25:45] <Bender> karma - starbucks: -2
[01:25:45] <BadCoderFinger> starbucks--
[01:25:41] <cmn32480> generally burnt... shitty... exceptionally acidic
[01:25:21] <BadCoderFinger> Wait, they have coffee too?
[01:24:41] <SirFinkus> it's pretty much the same thing, shittons of sugar
[01:24:26] <SirFinkus> people would probably think drinking a shake everyday would be bad for you, but will drink their salted caramel mocha or whatever the fuck every day
[01:24:21] <takyon> crushed caffeine pills, now that's healthy
[01:24:19] <cmn32480> their coffee sucks
[01:24:13] <cmn32480> blech
[01:23:36] <SirFinkus> but people think it isn't as unhealthy
[01:23:25] <SirFinkus> basically it is
[01:23:17] <BadCoderFinger> Somebody told me that Starbucks is just a hot milkshake.
[01:21:59] <SirFinkus> especially while trying to drink some chocolate milk with some coffee in it
[01:21:31] <cmn32480> once that woman gets behind the wheel all hopped up on caffine...
[01:21:30] <SirFinkus> it's usually when they leave a parking lot, people don't look for people in the bike lane or sidewalk when trying to enter traffic
[01:20:40] <takyon> once that other hand comes off the wheel, someone is 50% more likely to die
[01:20:18] <SirFinkus> it's happened probably a dozen times to me, so I noticed the trend and avoid coffee places now
[01:19:55] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[01:19:53] <SirFinkus> no, usually "mom" looking women
[01:19:46] <cmn32480> heya BadCoderFinger
[01:19:41] <cmn32480> and were they asian?
[01:19:32] <cmn32480> were they texting too?
[01:19:30] <SirFinkus> I suspect it has more to do with the starbucks part than the woman part
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[01:19:14] <SirFinkus> watch out for women driving big SUVs drinking starbucks, it may sound sexist, but 100% of the time I've been nearly killed by a motorist it has been a woman driving an SUV drinking starbucks or some other type of overpriced coffee/milkshake thing
[01:18:19] <cmn32480> whatever... it all ends up w/ me dead
[01:18:07] <cmn32480> nearly instant mangling....
[01:17:30] <SirFinkus> no, you'll see them coming, and there will be nothing you can do about it
[01:17:14] <SirFinkus> haha
[01:17:13] <cmn32480> that is more likely
[01:17:07] <cmn32480> or instant mangling... and then a painful death
[01:17:06] <SirFinkus> there could be side streets or trails you could ride on as well
[01:16:59] <cmn32480> I think it would be instant death
[01:16:42] <cmn32480> my commute is on I-95
[01:16:35] <cmn32480> I woudln't ride on the intersate
[01:16:16] <SirFinkus> as in I'll see a one or two a month
[01:15:58] <SirFinkus> I've seen cyclists on i5, somewhat common between like Olympia and Tacoma
[01:15:45] <cmn32480> on the intersate? hell no!
[01:15:36] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't ride on the shoulder
[01:15:29] <SirFinkus> I use the paths
[01:15:29] <cmn32480> I googled... and I sit corrected
[01:15:24] <SirFinkus> err
[01:15:16] <cmn32480> you are correct
[01:15:15] * SirFinkus wouldn't risk it, but he has paths that run adjacent to the interstate
[01:15:12] <cmn32480> holy shit.
[01:14:19] <SirFinkus> but it's legal and possible
[01:14:15] <SirFinkus> not a great idea
[01:14:10] <SirFinkus> false, there are several areas where bicycles can ride on the shoulder
[01:13:40] <cmn32480> interstate highways in the US are for motorvehicles only
[01:13:27] <cmn32480> nope
[01:13:24] <SirFinkus> depends on the interstate
[01:13:12] <cmn32480> I'd get ticketed and probably killed
[01:13:05] <cmn32480> not on the interstate
[01:12:52] <SirFinkus> that's doable, it'd just take an hour and change
[01:12:43] <cmn32480> it is very cool
[01:12:35] <cmn32480> I don't think so
[01:12:31] <cmn32480> my commute is abotu 25 miles... on the interstate....
[01:12:16] <SirFinkus> but holy shit it's like 6k
[01:12:06] <SirFinkus> you also stay dry, which is even better
[01:11:53] <SirFinkus> so less wear and tear on the components
[01:11:47] <SirFinkus> faster than traditional bicycles, and the drivetrain is isolated from the road
[01:11:13] <cmn32480> no grab
[01:11:05] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus... it DOES look like a giant penis
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[01:03:09] <SirFinkus> I wish they looked less like marital aids though
[00:58:25] <SirFinkus> I'll take those as well
[00:58:18] <SirFinkus> those bike lanes are sexy too
[00:57:26] <exec> └─ 13How to velomobile - YouTube
[00:57:23] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com shit, I need one of these
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[00:45:41] <arti> relatively local bro
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