#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-29
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[01:01:20] <SpallsHurgenson> crikey!
[01:13:25] <SpallsHurgenson> wow... its really dark tonight.
[01:13:41] <paulej72> that is normal for night
[01:14:54] <SpallsHurgenson> I dunno, it seems darker than usual. I think this night is broken
[01:15:15] <paulej72> maybe the power is out
[01:17:08] <SpallsHurgenson> I'll check. where's the fusebox for the moon?
[01:23:34] <paulej72> right next to Lunokhod 2
[01:24:22] <SpallsHurgenson> the Lunokhod rovers are so prototypically Russian in appearance.
[01:24:38] * NCommander is sitting on an Amtrak train reading a novel and agrees it seems oddly dark tonight
[01:24:52] <SpallsHurgenson> NCommander: might have something to do with all the clouds :)
[01:25:26] <NCommander> Maybe heaven upgraded to rehash, and are suffering a service interruption.
[01:27:39] <SpallsHurgenson> for what its worth, I know you guys are working your ass off with rehash and all that... but sitting on the sidelines I've not noticed any problems. You might want to slow down and relax before you all have an aneurysm :)
[01:28:03] <NCommander> SpallsHurgenson, tell that to the mod_perl authors who *ONCE AGAIN* broke the API
[01:28:33] <SpallsHurgenson> sure it might all be broken and horrible, but from a user perspective I'm not noticing it...
[01:28:47] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, sure go ahead and fix it but don't stress yourself over it all :)
[01:38:17] <SpallsHurgenson> or do, if you like aneurysms :)
[01:39:05] <paulej72> I spent most of the weeknend cleaning my appartment
[01:39:27] <paulej72> Only did a few simple template fixes
[01:39:44] <SpallsHurgenson> flamethrowers offer a faster solution to messy apartments :)
[01:46:02] <SpallsHurgenson> there might be one or two fairly MINOR disadvantages to that method, however
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[02:20:32] <takyon> top500 list better come out tomorrow
[02:21:07] <SpallsHurgenson> WHICH top500 list?
[02:21:25] <takyon> supercomputers = top500.org
[02:22:06] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I thought it was time for Forbes to rate our capitalist lords and masters again :)
[02:22:33] <takyon> nah just need my biyearly supercomputing adrenaline rush
[02:22:49] <takyon> even though all the 100-300 petaflops machines are a couple years away
[02:23:42] <SpallsHurgenson> you don't get an adrenaline rush when you learn the CEO of the company you work for makes 10,000x what you do? :)
[02:24:04] <takyon> morphine rush
[02:32:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I think a rush is sort of the opposite of what morphine does :)
[03:01:13] * juggs pops in
[03:04:21] <juggs> As for the "how dark it is" discussion... look to the moon and the cloud cover.
[03:06:26] * juggs pops out
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[03:22:38] <SpallsHurgenson> which moon? we have several :)
[03:54:12] * SpallsHurgenson finds some papers that he has been looking for the last two years
[03:56:25] <SpallsHurgenson> these things always end up being in the last place I look; I really should look there first
[03:56:36] <arti> :)
[03:56:39] <arti> what kind of papers?
[03:57:41] <SpallsHurgenson> the wood-pulp kind, I expect
[03:58:32] <SpallsHurgenson> some old papers of mine from 20 years ago. Man, I had tiny handwriting back then :)
[03:59:20] <arti> maybe you've grown since then :D
[04:00:23] <SpallsHurgenson> in several directions :)
[04:00:34] <SpallsHurgenson> but wow, my eyesight must have been so much sharper
[04:01:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm rather jealous of younger-me now... and I sort of hate him for using such tiny print :)
[04:02:19] <SpallsHurgenson> its just like him to not think ahead of some poor sod trying to read this stuff several decades down the road :)
[04:06:44] <arti> think of it as compression
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[04:09:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I literally had to scan this thing just so I could enlarge it enough to read it
[04:09:49] <SpallsHurgenson> when did I get this old?
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[04:17:04] * SpallsHurgenson considers a rather overdue midlife crisis...
[04:17:33] <arti> http://imgur.com
[04:17:36] <exec> └─ 13Banks hate him! - Imgur
[04:19:15] <SpallsHurgenson> I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter
[04:59:23] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:59:26] <exec> └─ 13Tire Safety Video.mov - YouTube
[05:05:09] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:05:11] <arti> oops
[05:05:11] <exec> └─ 13Tire Safety Video.mov - YouTube
[05:05:14] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[05:05:17] <exec> └─ 13Ken-Tool: Why Tire Cages are Important - YouTube
[05:11:37] <SpallsHurgenson> tire porn?
[05:36:33] <SpallsHurgenson> I seem to have Bob Marley stuck in my head
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[07:58:31] * SirFinkus is listening to 八十八ヶ所巡礼 — Ohenro3, from the album 八＋八
[07:58:34] <SirFinkus> oh god, this song
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[08:22:00] <crutchy_> ah oh
[08:22:03] <crutchy_> http://www.smh.com.au
[08:22:05] <exec> └─ 13Joe Hockey signs Australia on with China's bank
[08:22:49] * crutchy_ listens out for b2 bombers
[09:35:41] <SirFinkus> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[09:35:44] <exec> └─ 13Giant male member spontaneously ejaculates over Norway • The Register
[09:36:25] <SirFinkus> "the sin of Onan" never heard it called that
[09:36:28] * SirFinkus takes notes
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[10:40:39] <Gravis> SirFinkus: that's not a story, that's drivel
[10:53:06] <SirFinkus> I wasn't submitting it or anything, just found it amusing
[10:53:21] <SirFinkus> most of the register is drivel anyway
[10:53:37] <SirFinkus> perhaps "dribble" would be the word in this case
[10:53:59] <crutchy_> drivel is fun
[10:54:23] <crutchy_> no worse than the usual daily dose of propaganda
[10:55:55] * SirFinkus considered starting a fake petition to get apple to remove the confederate flag emoji, but realize that would take too much effort
[10:56:05] <SirFinkus> I'd love to get people worked up into a froth about it
[12:09:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> good morning, folks.
[12:10:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> the hell you say
[12:10:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> rained last night and fooked up my fishing this am
[12:11:01] <AndyTheAbsurd> sounds terrible
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[12:28:27] <janrinok> hi guys
[12:45:20] <crutchy_> SirFinkus, just add a 'd' to the word and everyone on SN will hate it... confederateflagd
[12:46:14] <SirFinkus> confederateflag.ly
[12:46:18] <crutchy_> actually it will work even better if its capitalized... ConfederateFlagD
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[13:45:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> you taking my name in vein, crutchy?
[13:45:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> s/vein/vain/
[13:45:44] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> you taking my name in vain, crutchy?
[13:46:01] <crutchy_> !vampire-mode activate
[13:46:02] <paulej72> probably
[13:47:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh crap, it's monday. i'm sposed to be being productive or fishing or something
[13:47:17] <crutchy_> monday sucks
[13:47:38] <crutchy_> thankfully i'm in the future so its almost tuesday
[13:47:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheater
[13:48:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> had a perfectly good bit of video gaming going too
[13:53:31] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: you decided on fishing yesterday
[13:53:37] <janrinok> hi crutchy_
[13:54:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah but it unexpectedly rained last night and screwed the fishing up
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[13:54:15] <janrinok> what, the fish don't like getting wet?
[14:02:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> it messes up their eating cause it washes all kinds of food into the water
[14:17:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, can't ssh into staff.
[14:18:02] <paulej72> fuck
[14:18:18] <paulej72> and I am about to leave for a bit
[14:18:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[14:20:28] <paulej72> fuck and I don't have my password list here
[14:20:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot
[14:21:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> the system's admin-less, folks, go wild
[14:21:09] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
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[14:21:42] <paulej72> i am rebooting
[14:21:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[14:24:31] <paulej72> I am in
[14:25:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, my brain ain't in gear today. was sitting here wondering wtf was pulling data from this box so fast then checked and it was going over NFS. kids watching adventure time in the living room.
[14:25:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, bingo. gracias.
[14:26:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like ldap is down or something though
[14:26:26] <paulej72> what do you mean?
[14:26:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't get to anything else from staff
[14:26:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, dumbass me. kinit first
[14:27:13] <paulej72> :P
[14:27:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> toldja my shit ain't firing on all cylinders today
[14:27:39] <paulej72> if your shit is on fire you may have an issue
[14:28:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> a jalapeno/habanero burger from hardees issue most likely
[14:28:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.hardees.com
[14:28:57] <exec> └─ 13Hardee’s®
[14:29:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX Rocket Launch to ISS Fails - http://sylnt.us - hololens-down || The Way Humans Get Electricity Is About to Change Forever - http://sylnt.us - but-using-same-old-approach-for-non-humans || 1985 Car Navigation System Without Network Connection - http://sylnt.us || BBC to list their links removed from Google - http://sylnt.us - 3 more
[14:34:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> phuck, i built with 5.22 perl instead of 5.20
[14:53:07] <janrinok> SITE DOWN
[14:53:46] <janrinok> I think that the last reboot might have killed something!
[14:54:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, whatchoo talkin bout, willis? site's up.
[14:54:57] <janrinok> not here - 500 internal server error
[14:55:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> which page
[14:55:28] <janrinok> got the sidebars, but no stories, no queues
[14:55:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks fine to me, dunno what to tell yas
[14:56:02] <janrinok> no admin.pl, no users
[14:56:40] <janrinok> confirmed my internet connection is good
[14:56:50] <janrinok> just our site is unobtainium based
[14:57:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> we're prolly getting routed to different front ends then
[14:58:23] <janrinok> nobody else seems to be complaining...?
[14:59:02] <janrinok> perhaps the French have surrendered again
[15:00:00] <janrinok> got the lefthand side bar, the topics at the top of the front page, no righthand sidebars at all, no content
[15:00:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ....
[15:00:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[15:00:53] <janrinok> Didn't we start load balancing or something in the last week or so?
[15:01:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> okay, fluorine is having issues connecting to mysql
[15:02:26] <janrinok> paulej72 picks his time to go walkabouts hehehe
[15:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> restarting the frontend on fluorine
[15:07:56] <janrinok> no change here
[15:11:42] <janrinok> Yeah ITS BACK!
[15:12:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, got it hacked into working for now
[15:12:27] <janrinok> any idea what the problem is?
[15:14:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> some issue with fluorine connecting to the db
[15:15:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
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[15:36:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[15:36:16] <MrPlow> Reloaded
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[16:00:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Beginning in Artificial Intelligence Methods - http://sylnt.us - I'm-glad-you-asked
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[16:41:59] <bet0x> dsfashda o/
[17:24:48] <paulej72> shits all broken
[17:31:47] <paulej72> helium oom'ing
[17:31:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Television Beat the Internet - http://sylnt.us
[17:32:08] <paulej72> I think. slapd was in a bad state
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[19:16:54] <chromas> systemd-slapd
[19:23:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> slapctl reslap chromas
[19:24:58] <chromas> gesturectl raise bird
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[22:17:07] <crutchy> happy tuesday morning fellow soylentils
[22:17:11] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:17:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1469
[22:17:16] <crutchy> workipoos--
[22:17:16] <Bender> karma - workipoos: -11
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[22:27:52] <crutchy> hmm. sounds like greece is pretty fucked. soon they will become a protectorate of russia
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[22:42:38] <nick> more likely they will be used as an example of what can happen to you if your govermment ignores the ECB/IMF/WB
[22:48:42] <nick> they might well walk away from the poker table (EU/Euro), but thats still quite a long way to get out of the casino that is the global financial system, and they're not going to be holding the door open for them, as all that 'money' they greek government owe, the rest of the world is assuming will be paid back, and that assumption in general cannot be changed for the precedent it would set it
[22:48:43] <nick> a lower tier country defaults on its debts with no consequence.
[22:52:24] <nick> if the government of greece currently are as they appear, its unlikely they view replacing ECB/IMF debt servitude with Russian debt servitude as a viable option, if that was to be the case, i'd assume it would have already happened and they'd be paying off ECB/IMF debt with russian loans..
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[23:55:31] <paulej72> china should buy Greece and use it as a vacation spot for the 1%ers
[23:59:52] <paulej72> !uid
[23:59:52] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5608, owned by multixrulz