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[00:06:42] * NCommander lives
[00:21:44] <takyon> http://news.psu.edu
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[00:40:57] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[00:40:58] <ciri> blood for the blood god. BadCoderFinger
[00:41:23] <BadCoderFinger> HA! "Blood for the blood god." I haven't heard that phrase in a long time.
[00:42:36] <AndyTheAbsurd> Skulls for the Skull Throne!
[00:43:26] <BadCoderFinger> It's from Warhammer. I think Nurgle is the blood god. Or maybe he's the disease god.
[00:46:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Radeon 300 Series Launches, "Fury" to Come - http://sylnt.us
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[01:01:36] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls
[01:02:39] <SpallsHurgenson> Eetsa me, Spallio!
[01:03:39] <BadCoderFinger> Yikes, been playing Nintendo or what?
[01:04:25] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I only play GOOD games :)
[01:05:03] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[01:05:14] <BadCoderFinger> So, the hard question: Define GOOD
[01:05:32] <SpallsHurgenson> not developed by nintendo :)
[01:06:03] <BadCoderFinger> That leaves a lot open.
[01:06:24] <SpallsHurgenson> it also gets me flamed in most online discussions :)
[01:09:56] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, there are usually more important things to disagree about.
[01:12:56] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.osnews.com I can't decide if this is a pointless article or an interesting one
[01:28:12] <Bytram> !uid
[01:28:12] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5524, owned by puzzled_decoy
[01:28:17] <Bytram> lol
[01:28:17] <ciri> lol damn!
[01:28:24] <Bytram> coffee++ # averts depression
[01:28:24] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1445
[01:28:29] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[01:28:31] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 66°F, partly cloudy, wind S at 14 mph, humidity 54% - Thursday mostly cloudy (61°F-74°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (57°F-80°F), Saturday mostly sunny (61°F-72°F), Sunday thunderstorm (68°F-77°F)
[01:28:32] <Bytram> ~weather portland. me
[01:28:34] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 58°F, cloudy, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 79% - Thursday mostly cloudy (57°F-73°F), Friday scattered thunderstorms (51°F-76°F), Saturday mostly sunny (56°F-69°F), Sunday thunderstorm (61°F-71°F)
[01:28:39] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[01:28:41] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 67°F, clear, wind S at 13 mph, humidity 42% - Thursday scattered showers (51°F-77°F), Friday scattered showers (41°F-65°F), Saturday partly cloudy (51°F-72°F), Sunday rain (55°F-67°F)
[01:28:49] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram
[01:28:55] <Bytram> hola!
[01:29:08] <Bytram> how you be?
[01:30:22] <BadCoderFinger> Good, good. Tomorrow is beer day. Work's going well, despite the occasional fight with visual studio (spit).
[01:30:32] <BadCoderFinger> How about you?
[01:35:48] <Bytram> day off today; then 6-in-a-row
[01:36:01] <Bytram> trying to catch up on some site testing here
[01:37:19] <BadCoderFinger> Gotta keep it good.
[01:37:42] <cmn32480_> heya kids
[01:37:50] cmn32480_ is now known as cmn32480
[01:37:56] <BadCoderFinger> Hey cmn32480
[01:38:09] <BadCoderFinger> Still home? Or travelling again?
[01:38:17] <cmn32480> traveling... again
[01:38:20] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not a kid! I'm almost three and half years old!
[01:38:23] <cmn32480> Mobile, AL today
[01:38:50] cmn32480 is now known as SoyGuest14417
[01:38:57] <SoyGuest14417> bah
[01:39:13] SoyGuest14417 is now known as cmn32480_
[01:39:20] <cmn32480_> stupid computers
[01:39:26] <cmn32480_> brb
[01:39:27] <ciri> ok cmn32480_
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[01:40:13] <BadCoderFinger> Better?
[01:40:26] <cmn32480> ever lay down for a 30 minute nap and wake 3 hours later?
[01:40:34] <cmn32480> true story... happened to me
[01:40:48] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:40:58] <Bytram> sounds much more freshing than having the reverse happen -- I've done that, too!
[01:41:06] <SpallsHurgenson> that's what alarms are for
[01:41:06] <cmn32480> yes and no
[01:41:24] <cmn32480> yeah... the alarm went off. and I killed it
[01:41:49] <cmn32480> at least the clock broke into big pieces
[01:41:52] <cmn32480> so celanup was easy
[01:42:06] * Bytram is reminded of skeet shooting, but with an old wind-up alarm clock... PULL!
[01:42:17] <cmn32480> BANG!
[01:42:38] <Landon> heh yuck, work-email recruiter decided that I'm not a fit after I made him do some more legwork and find a personal email address
[01:42:39] * Bytram seees clock fly away into the distance to meet a very late rabbit
[01:43:02] <Landon> cracks me up, because afte rI asked him to do that I got an email to my github address
[01:43:12] <Landon> _not_ the address I have on linkedin, which he's visited
[01:43:13] <Landon> :)
[01:43:23] <cmn32480> I'm starting to think that all this travel is catching up with me
[01:44:21] <cmn32480> then the job may not even be real Landon
[01:44:23] <Bytram> Landon: sounds almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a useful recruiter
[01:44:41] * Bytram goes bnack to doing some more testing
[01:45:01] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, if he can't get your address off of LinkedIn, he's not likely to dig up a job.
[01:45:02] <Landon> cmn32480: it is, not hard to track down the exact position he was soliciting for
[01:45:22] <Landon> there is only one "world's leading fluid instrumentation company" in wichita, ks
[01:45:24] <Landon> *cough*
[01:45:49] <cmn32480> ok then. I've had several of those guys call, and in the end it was "updating their files"
[01:47:02] <cmn32480> sounds great, except that I don't wanna move to Kansas
[01:47:07] <BadCoderFinger> I try not to annoy them, because one day I might get a real job from one, but holy crap they push the bounds of decency.
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[01:47:50] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[01:48:05] <BadCoderFinger> Hey EF, what's the rant of the day?
[01:48:19] <Ethanol-fueled> chuckling at all those hilarious pictures of the church shooter.
[01:48:25] <cmn32480> how ya doin' EF? :ife treating you good?
[01:48:25] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[01:48:28] <Landon> cmn32480: hah you found the listing?
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[01:49:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Hehehehe. Blllurrghhnn http://s.newsweek.com
[01:49:46] <cmn32480> Landon: your "clue" made it rather easy.
[01:50:03] <Ethanol-fueled> The ofer kids won't wet me play wif dem. http://rack.3.mshcdn.com
[01:50:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Last time I had a haircut like that was in, shit, 1994?
[01:50:47] <cmn32480> I'm also assuming it was the software engineer position, not the custodial engineer position
[01:50:49] <Gravis> this story requires fixing: https://soylentnews.org specifically because of the "Church Universal and Triumphant" bit which is totally unrelated to the Roman Catholic Church: https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:51:37] <Ethanol-fueled> so what were you discussing before I waltzed in and stuck my dick in the conversation?
[01:51:57] <cmn32480> Noted Gravis. I shall take care of it. Good catch!
[01:52:47] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: how crass. -_-
[01:53:17] <Landon> cmn32480: kind of broad isn't it :)
[01:53:30] <Landon> want you to do python and c++ and gui and smartphone apps and microcontrollers
[01:53:32] <Landon> and on and on and on
[01:53:43] <BadCoderFinger> EF: Discussing crap tech recruiters.
[01:53:50] <takyon> ^img that's his "Rhodesia will rise again" face
[01:55:11] <Ethanol-fueled> This one is pretty good too -> http://s2.reutersmedia.net
[01:55:37] <Ethanol-fueled> BadCoderFinger, isn't that all automated nowadays?
[01:56:13] <BadCoderFinger> Not if you believe what the crap recruiters say. But yeah, most of it is automatic.
[01:56:33] <cmn32480> Gravis - FIXED!
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[01:57:33] <Gravis> cmn32480: not good enough! go back in time and prevent it from happening in the first place!
[01:57:40] <cmn32480> landon - written by a tech and "finished" by marketing
[01:58:01] <Gravis> cmn32480: i mean... that's not too unreasonable, is it?
[01:58:04] <cmn32480> I did Gravis. You just don't remember it
[01:58:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I always got the impression that technical recruiters were just HR people who happened to work in the tech industry
[01:58:13] <Gravis> cmn32480: remember what?
[01:58:35] <cmn32480> these are not the Droids you are looking for Gravis
[01:59:01] <Gravis> my brain! what did you do to my brain?!
[01:59:06] * Gravis detonates
[01:59:22] <cmn32480> Ethanol-Fueled - I completely agree.
[01:59:26] <BadCoderFinger> Recruiters are just outsourced HR.
[02:00:04] <cmn32480> Ihave no useful skill... but I can search a resume for keywords... HR it is!
[02:00:47] <Gravis> cmn32480: that shut is already automated
[02:00:48] <Ethanol-fueled> Technical recruiters should have technical credentials and experience.
[02:01:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Ideally in the same field they're hiring.
[02:01:42] <Gravis> no, ideally people wouldn't be forced to have jobs so none of this bullshit would exist in the first place.
[02:03:03] <cmn32480> EF - that'd be nice. But most technical people don't wanna go that road, so the "technial recruiter" generally knows wnough buzzwords to get by.
[02:03:24] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn32480 -- and if they don't know the buzzwords, they're at least hot.
[02:04:07] <cmn32480> plausible theory, but I'e seen a couple that could stop traffic... and not in a good way
[02:07:11] <Ethanol-fueled> HR people are always hot everywhere I've worked, but the rest of the women not so much.
[02:07:29] <Ethanol-fueled> I wonder if they deliberately hire uglier women to maintain their edge.
[02:07:32] <cmn32480> like a bait and switch
[02:08:01] <cmn32480> gravis - was that edit I made to the church article what you were looking for?
[02:08:05] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn32480, I get a kick out of all those guys who have a fetish for Asian women...they've obviously never worked in the electronics industry.
[02:08:22] <cmn32480> or a driving school
[02:09:38] <cmn32480> ethanol-fueled - they can't work in the electronics industry. they'd walk around with a boner all day
[02:10:27] <cmn32480> ~weather mobile, AL
[02:10:28] <exec> 03Mobile, AL, USA - currently 83°F / 28°C, clear, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 74% - Thursday clear with periodic clouds (76°F-89°F / 24°C-32°C), Friday partly cloudy (75°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C), Saturday mostly sunny (76°F-92°F / 24°C-33°C), Sunday sunny (76°F-93°F / 24°C-34°C)
[02:10:40] <Ethanol-fueled> sweet Jesus, Mobile?
[02:10:41] <cmn32480> ~time mobile, AL
[02:10:43] <exec> Thursday, 18 June 2015 @ 9:10 pm CDT - Mobile, AL, USA
[02:10:53] * Ethanol-fueled has been there.
[02:10:53] <cmn32480> at least I know what time zone I'm in now
[02:11:09] * cmn32480 makes a note on the pad next to the bed
[02:11:32] <cmn32480> yeah... they only send me to the nicest places.
[02:11:43] <cmn32480> I was in Atlanta this morning
[02:11:55] <BadCoderFinger> Bit of a drive, then.
[02:12:00] <cmn32480> which is also high on my list of places to avoid in the summer
[02:12:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Are you a highway rest area bathroom inspector?
[02:12:08] <cmn32480> 4 hours badcoder finger
[02:12:16] * NCommander remains fried
[02:12:33] <cmn32480> that'd be a shit job
[02:12:58] <BadCoderFinger> Hey NC
[02:13:03] <Ethanol-fueled> sup Ncommander
[02:13:10] * Bytram had a friend who was a first-line mgr; they sent him to albequerkee (s=p?) in the summer and minneapolis in the winter; he had quite the incentive to move up in the mgmt heirarchy
[02:13:11] <cmn32480> I do wireless backbones
[02:13:17] <Bytram> NCommander: hey there!
[02:13:18] <BadCoderFinger> Try beer, it unfries you.
[02:13:29] * Bytram is still working on finding sub refs in the code
[02:13:55] * Bytram now have an automagic tool to generate the pattern containing all the possible sub names
[02:13:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Bytram, that's brutal.
[02:13:58] <cmn32480> bytram - that is usually how it goes. North in winter south in summer
[02:14:03] <NCommander> Bytram, nice :)
[02:14:09] * Bytram is now trying to automagically tally all the refs
[02:14:29] <Bytram> this is the hard part... should prolly exclude refs in POD sections and in # comments
[02:14:40] <cmn32480> we had one job that wanted an install in an ambient temperature warehouse, in January, in Fargo, ND.
[02:14:47] <Bytram> but, right now, I'd be happy if it even found any refs!
[02:15:15] <Gravis> cmn32480: seems like you should have just replaced it and put a note at the end of the summary stating that it was corrected
[02:15:31] * Bytram tries for a smaller sample of files to use to debug with
[02:16:02] <cmn32480> I'll keep that in mind for next time gravis
[02:16:47] <Gravis> cmn32480: why wait until next time?
[02:16:59] * NCommander is on fumes :(
[02:17:04] <NCommander> I'm repeating myself
[02:17:06] <NCommander> That's not good
[02:17:20] <NCommander> Bytram, you remain awesome
[02:17:31] <Gravis> NCommander: it's puff, puff, give. you're fucking up the rotation! :P
[02:17:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Ageing Pill Pushed as Bona Fide Drug - http://sylnt.us - immortality-committee
[02:18:33] * Bytram listens to CPU fan go through the roof and watch it display pretty obviously incorrect matches
[02:19:14] <Bytram> NCommander: muchos gracias, mein herr!
[02:19:19] <SpallsHurgenson> just unplug the fan if the noise annoys you; what's the worst that could happen?
[02:19:21] <BadCoderFinger> Regex-fu need some help?
[02:19:37] <NCommander> Bytram, I'm trying to sort my priorities
[02:19:48] * Bytram goes back to the drawing board and seeks out some special Japanese chalk in hopes THAT will help
[02:19:58] <Bytram> NCommander: first things go first
[02:19:58] <NCommander> Bytram, if Barrapunto wants to move to rehash, I think the internationalization work I was doing on the ode base goes up quite a few priority levels
[02:19:59] <Gravis> query: does the SN site have a dedicated server/VM?
[02:20:17] <NCommander> Gravis, production has five machines, plus a hot standby
[02:20:20] <Bytram> BadCoderFinger: possibly
[02:20:42] <NCommander> Gravis, one nginx based load balancer, two web frontends, two database backends.
[02:21:26] <Bytram> I've got a godawfully huge pattern: (foobar|foo|bar|bazz|..28000morechars) each of whose 'components' is the name of a sub somewhere in the perl code base for the site
[02:21:50] <Bytram> now I'm trying to identify all *references* to any one of those sub names
[02:22:26] * Bytram forgot to include -w as an arg to grep!
[02:22:28] * Bytram tries again
[02:22:33] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:22:39] <Gravis> i mean, the site isn't that complex even
[02:23:42] <Gravis> compared to something like a wiki
[02:24:15] <Bytram> Gravis: have you actually looked at the code?
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[02:24:52] <NCommander> Gravis, it is
[02:25:04] <SpallsHurgenson> obviously not, he's not gibbering and drooling
[02:25:05] <Gravis> Bytram: i've seen what the page generates, so yes.
[02:25:07] <NCommander> Gravis, even with as much as we purged out, its still ~70k LOC
[02:25:25] <NCommander> of Perl. Not counting HTML templates and the such
[02:26:02] <Bytram> I just did a quick check and found 88643 lines, but that includes comments and POD, too
[02:26:15] <Gravis> NCommander: yeah... sounds like it's in need of a total rewrite.
[02:26:22] <Bytram> that's *stricly* the perl code; it DOES NOT include SQL and the like
[02:27:00] <Bytram> the -w made a big difference, but it's not clear which sub names were found...
[02:27:13] * Bytram is taking a short break to think things through
[02:27:31] <NCommander> Gravis, no, it doesn't. People keep saying that, and no one has given me a convincing reason why its a good idea. We'd be tossing a working, well organized, and (now) up-to-date codebase for something new, untested, and unknown scalability.
[02:27:53] <NCommander> Gravis, I'm fairly sure paulej72 and TheMightyBuzzard would agree w/ me on that front as well
[02:28:32] <Bytram> NCommander: and something that is battle-hardened by some of the most brilliant and deviant minds on the net
[02:28:49] <NCommander> That too
[02:29:00] <Gravis> it sounds like the overhead is through the roof
[02:29:44] <NCommander> Gravis, not really. We could run everything on one box that has at least 4 GiB of memory (due to the database size). I like reduency and no single points of failure
[02:29:45] <Bytram> afk biab
[02:30:34] <NCommander> Gravis, /. is ranked ~1,500 Alexa rank. It's a codebase that will scale without much trouble as we continue to grow
[02:30:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, that's only because they improved it with Beta.
[02:31:42] <Gravis> i just realized that a simple typo results in Soylent Jews.
[02:32:14] <Gravis> just let that sink in
[02:32:42] <BadCoderFinger> Careful, some recipe site is going to see that, then it'll be a PR nightmare that only a politician could extinguish.
[02:32:49] <NCommander> Gravis, can't fix the english language
[02:32:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, it all makes sense now...the "Chillax" theme...is the colors of the ISRAELI FLAG!
[02:33:33] <Ethanol-fueled> (perhaps some people believe)
[02:33:45] <Gravis> NCommander: sure you can... you just have to start your own country.
[02:35:52] <BadCoderFinger> Given enough time, a language can't help but evolve.
[02:40:27] <SirFinkus> evening folks
[02:40:46] <BadCoderFinger> Hey SirFinkus
[02:40:49] <Bytram> SirFinkus: good evening
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[02:41:29] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:41:59] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:42:29] <Ethanol-fueled> The Sony documents have some pretty good stuff.
[02:42:32] <Bytram> strange... isn't exec or something supposed to parse that and spit out the actual final link and title?
[02:42:45] * Bytram can't keep all the bots straight
[02:43:01] <takyon> yeah we have major bot failure
[02:43:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Notably an order confirmation email from Amazon for douche a female executive ordered.
[02:43:10] <takyon> start thinking of keywords to look up in the sony docs
[02:43:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Also backroom deals with Ivy league schools to get their Executives relatives in, admissions process be damned.
[02:43:48] <takyon> we could run our own "original" story before waiting for other journalists to find juicy ones if we get lucky
[02:43:50] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[02:44:18] <Ethanol-fueled> And, disappointingly, Wikileaks censored some of them before publishing...probably because they didn't want to seem anti-Semitic.
[02:44:29] <Ethanol-fueled> There is a LOT of Jew-specific content in those emails.
[02:44:48] <takyon> http://www.theplatform.net
[02:45:45] <Bytram> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[02:46:09] * Bytram scrolled back a long ways and saw that 'Error' had previously provided a title and link for that story
[02:46:53] <Bytram> looks like that bot is by chromas
[02:47:13] <Bytram> chromas: looks like 'Error' has stopped working; is that your bot?
[02:49:53] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
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[02:50:34] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[02:51:13] <cmn32480> i wonder... can we just disconnect error and have him rejoin?
[02:51:55] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: how would wikileaks appear anti-semitic if they were just publishing what sony wrote?
[02:52:27] <SirFinkus> lol
[02:52:28] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[02:53:04] <SirFinkus> because people accusing people of racism and anti semitism are always reasonable and concerned with the facts
[02:53:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, because there are a lot of bad stereotypes in those e-mails.
[02:54:20] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: yeah... and sony wrote them.
[02:54:55] <Gravis> SirFinkus: people are dumb but there are limits
[02:55:13] <Ethanol-fueled> The truth is that I don't know exactly why Wikileaks censored some of the material. But I certainly believe in stereotypes.
[02:55:39] <SirFinkus> are there?
[02:55:45] <takyon> if you had money, you'd be corrupt too
[02:55:49] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: yes, stereotypes exist, i dont deny that.
[02:56:17] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: now if you believe stereotypes, that's a different matter
[02:56:53] <Ethanol-fueled> That's probably it, takyon...but the emails don't dispel the other stereotype about Jews, namely that they're overrepresented in the media.
[02:56:53] <Gravis> takyon: if i had money i would set the world free
[02:57:38] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, as illogical as it may seem to you, I do believe (most) stereotypes, because I'm more pragmatic than idealistic.
[02:58:15] <Gravis> stereotypes generally have a kernel of truth to them but are bundled with a lot of hate
[02:58:44] <SirFinkus> most stereotypes are mostly true
[02:59:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I wouldn't call it "hate" unless somebody acted hatefully as a result of believing them, but believing them is taboo.
[02:59:59] <Gravis> SirFinkus: are you declaring that bigotry is en vogue?
[03:00:18] <Ethanol-fueled> At my last job my Black coworker told me that White guys will spend 200 bucks on drinks at the club but wear raggedy-ass shoes. I thought that was pretty true.
[03:00:19] <SirFinkus> nope
[03:00:40] <SirFinkus> only that it is reasonable to make assumptions about people you haven't met based on certain attributes
[03:01:02] <SirFinkus> could be race, dress, hairstyle etc
[03:01:08] <SirFinkus> it's usually pretty accurate
[03:01:16] <takyon> raggedy-ass Vans?
[03:01:17] <Gravis> that is literally called prejudice
[03:01:30] <SirFinkus> sure
[03:01:32] <takyon> i'm schooling on this anti-ageing article
[03:01:47] <SirFinkus> but then when I meet someone I'll form a real opinion
[03:02:13] <Gravis> SirFinkus: how long have you been isolated for?!
[03:02:21] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, he was saying that the shoes were raggedy unironically, because White people respect their appearances a lot less.
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[03:02:42] <Bytram> I just go with the idea that they are human with all the attendant faults, foibles, and efforts to try and make what they think is the best of things.
[03:02:44] <SirFinkus> isolated? I suspect you're guilty of pre-judging me
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[03:02:54] <Ethanol-fueled> that is, White people with the means to respect their appearance. And if Bill Gates is any indication, he's right.
[03:03:01] <SirFinkus> which isn't a sin btw
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[03:03:22] <Gravis> "<SirFinkus> but then when I meet someone I'll form a real opinion" <-- this implies you have never met anyone
[03:03:32] <cmn32480_> stupid hotel internet
[03:03:34] <SirFinkus> it does?
[03:03:49] <SirFinkus> I suppose if you read it wrong, maybe I was unclear
[03:04:03] <Gravis> or have a sense of humor ;)
[03:04:10] <SirFinkus> fair enough
[03:04:20] <takyon> who here is transracial
[03:04:35] <Ethanol-fueled> transracial Black man here.
[03:04:41] <SirFinkus> what I meant was, I'll judge someone by their appearance, and draw conclusions about them based on my life experiences
[03:04:53] <SirFinkus> once I meet them I may change my opinions
[03:05:13] <Gravis> takyon: well... i identify as a white guy. ;)
[03:05:19] <SirFinkus> everyone does this, admitting it can be problematic though
[03:05:25] <SirFinkus> not really PC
[03:05:26] <takyon> Gravis is passing as white
[03:05:33] <Ethanol-fueled> That's pretty much my strategy, Finkus. And I live in a "multicultural" neighborhood and have certainly had problems with certain people messing with me.
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[03:06:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I won my battles, but not after a lot of blood, sweat, and tears as well as having shit stolen and nearly having my ass beat.
[03:06:23] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: it seems more likely that you are having problems because you are batshit crazy
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[03:07:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Gravis, I've mellowed considerably since I first joined. That's because I'm not fighting every goddamn person I encounter (work and them coming home to this shit) to get things done.
[03:07:46] <Ethanol-fueled> Believe me, I don't look for fights. I'm pretty much a shut-in.
[03:08:33] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: yeah... everyone that gets in fights often says they aren't looking for fights
[03:09:16] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: i get the feeling you yell shit at people IRL and that is what causing problems.
[03:09:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah, well if I did, they damn well deserved it.
[03:10:08] * SirFinkus is curious what problems you seem to think Ethanol-fueled has
[03:10:36] <Gravis> SirFinkus: "I live in a "multicultural" neighborhood and have certainly had problems with certain people messing with me."
[03:11:24] <Gravis> SirFinkus: feel free to ask Ethanol-fueled what those problems are
[03:11:36] <Bytram> paulej72++
[03:11:36] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 173
[03:11:41] <SirFinkus> so it's automatically Ethanol-fueled's problem? I could envision scenarios where it isn't
[03:11:55] <SirFinkus> I don't really give a shit about his problems
[03:12:00] <SirFinkus> everyone has problems
[03:12:53] <Gravis> SirFinkus: you have problem with other people messing with you in your neighborhood?
[03:12:59] <Gravis> +s
[03:13:05] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[03:13:05] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 174
[03:14:10] <SirFinkus> not really Gravis, although I don't live in a really "multicultural" neighborhood
[03:14:24] <Ethanol-fueled> euphemisms++
[03:14:24] <Bender> karma - euphemisms: 1
[03:15:08] <Gravis> SirFinkus: is that implying that another culture is to blame for Ethanol-fueled's problems?
[03:15:54] <SirFinkus> perhaps, I can't really judge that
[03:16:53] <SirFinkus> I've had friends who have lived in similar neighborhoods it sounds like, and they've had problems though
[03:17:00] <Ethanol-fueled> You know what's really annoying? Anti-aging research.
[03:17:12] <takyon> u wot eth
[03:17:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Reading the article. If there's anything annoying about humans it's their vanity in wanting to live to be like 150.
[03:17:43] <BadCoderFinger> It's not annoying if you're trying to stop human evolution.
[03:18:00] <Ethanol-fueled> What do you mean, BadCoderFinger?
[03:18:11] <SirFinkus> fuck it, living until the heat death of the universe would kick ass
[03:18:24] <Gravis> BadCoderFinger: trying to make an extinction level event? :P
[03:19:03] <takyon> considering there's turtles that can outlive humans, and we're the ones with the power of genetic engineering, i'd say a limited lifespan is pretty arbitrary
[03:19:03] <BadCoderFinger> Think about it. To evolve, you need a population that's continually having children, then dying.
[03:19:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus - It would make a lot more sense if we started terraforming and colonizing first.
[03:19:09] <Gravis> Ethanol-fueled: yes, i do know what's annoying! http://www.getannoyed.com
[03:19:24] <takyon> Ethanol-fueled, you need anti-aging if you want to do serious space travel
[03:19:26] <BadCoderFinger> The faster the birth rate and death rate, the faster the evolutionary process can occur.
[03:19:34] <Ethanol-fueled> AH, got it. And people with lots of money don't always have the best genetics anyway...the Bill Gates example again comes to mind.
[03:19:49] <Gravis> takyon: no, you just need to become a machine
[03:19:51] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, I'll drink to that, EF!
[03:20:04] <SirFinkus> fuck human advancement, *I* just want to live forever
[03:20:07] <takyon> anti-aging isn't going to take away from NASA. In fact, there's been little funding for anti-aging until Silicon Valley billionaires started boarding the transhumanist train
[03:20:16] * Ethanol-fueled is actually sober tonight.
[03:20:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Got a networks final tomorrow.
[03:20:46] <Gravis> SirFinkus: immortality is not the same as eternal youth
[03:20:59] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, because they're vain and they believe they should live forever just because they have money.
[03:21:00] <takyon> Gravis: "functional immortality"
[03:21:01] <BadCoderFinger> I wouldn't mind living longer. There are always more books, and more stuff to learn.
[03:21:09] <SirFinkus> as long as I can read, I'll be happy
[03:21:26] <Gravis> takyon: { return "eh?" }
[03:21:46] <takyon> functional immortality = eternal youth
[03:21:53] <Ethanol-fueled> The world may not be a better place in 50-100 years.
[03:22:03] <takyon> it'll be a more exciting place
[03:22:13] <BadCoderFinger> EF: That's true, but on the whole, things do keep improving.
[03:22:21] <Ethanol-fueled> You may yet get your chance to be a war hero though.
[03:22:24] <takyon> like Waterworld maybe, or Mad Max
[03:22:25] <SirFinkus> lots more beachfront property
[03:22:37] <Ethanol-fueled> BadCoderFinger -- Makes sense. It won't happen with a bang, but a whimper.
[03:22:44] <takyon> Elysium with Matt Damon
[03:22:46] <Gravis> takyon: i think you mean biological immortality
[03:23:28] <takyon> whatever you want
[03:23:56] <takyon> obviously anti-aging isn't going to stop you from being killed by a nuke. but maybe a flame thrower, if we can regrow skin and otherwise keep you alive
[03:25:51] <takyon> even one of the scammier sounding parts of transhumanism is showing benefits: cryonics
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[03:26:29] <takyon> EMTs can lower body temperature on the scene to help reduce brain damage
[03:27:18] <takyon> so let's say Silicon Valley believe they should live forever just because they have money
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[03:27:42] <takyon> right and vain is better than dead and vain, assuming that it works fast enough for them
[03:28:28] <BadCoderFinger> Look at it like cosmetic surgery. Used to be only for the Hollywood elite. Now everybody is getting it.
[03:28:51] <takyon> let humans live forever if they want. the universe doesn't give a damn either way
[03:29:30] <BadCoderFinger> This will probably go the same way, if it works at all. The rich and elite will have it. Then the black market will have it, with requisite bad copies. Then it'll get more and more common.
[03:30:08] <SirFinkus> well, I'll be a billionaire in a decade, so sign me up!
[03:30:17] <takyon> think of it this way
[03:30:43] <takyon> what do you need to live forever (forget mind uploading)
[03:31:13] <BadCoderFinger> I'm not sold on mind uploading. The computer will live on, but I'll still die.
[03:31:16] <takyon> what technology has the potential to cure every disease and prevent death
[03:31:25] <takyon> answer: nanobots
[03:31:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Agreed, badcoderfinger
[03:31:36] <takyon> question: how expensive will nanobots be?
[03:31:55] <Ethanol-fueled> as an archive it's a great idea. As immortality, you can argue that robots are people till you're blue in the face but you still die.
[03:32:00] <BadCoderFinger> If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
[03:32:08] <Bytram> takyon: a penny apiece, but you'll need a billion of 'em to come up with a single bot.
[03:32:17] <takyon> not even a penny a piece
[03:32:21] <Bytram> (1 billion nano's)
[03:32:31] <takyon> they'll be made using the same technology we make CPUs with
[03:32:50] <takyon> except you'll be cutting what's on the wafer into billions of pieces
[03:32:57] <takyon> so they'll be cheap as shit
[03:33:09] <takyon> and if you don't shit them out, they'll stay in your body and do their magic
[03:33:55] <takyon> even if it costs $10,000 to get your billion nanobot dose, that's a lot cheaper than a lot of treatments
[03:34:19] * Bytram rings up Acme and orders a honking big magnet
[03:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Good Point, Bytram. Let's hope they have better medical imaging methods when nanobots are invented.
[03:34:48] <takyon> the real difficulty will be in making them multipurpose. it'll be a lot easier to get nanobots to swim up to cancer cells and target them, then to fix the many other things that can kill you
[03:34:50] <BadCoderFinger> Ooooh! Ooooh! While you're on the phone to Acme, order me a coyote costume!
[03:35:16] <Bytram> sorry. got a wrong number.
[03:35:25] <BadCoderFinger> My dream dies again.
[03:35:35] * Bytram also wanted some rocket-powered roller skates!
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[03:36:24] <Bytram> that cartoon was twice as much fun once I'd finished taking all my college newtonian physics classes
[03:36:41] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[03:37:37] * Bytram notices it takes 5 seconds for WEC (wyle E Coyote) to plumet to the desert floor, but hear the sound of impact at the same time as the dust cloud appears. How long should the delay have been between seeing the impact and actually hearing the 'thud'?
[03:37:58] <Bytram> s/should/*should*/2
[03:38:26] <Bytram> .kick exec
[03:38:26] -!- exec was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(Bytram (martyb)) No reason given]
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[03:38:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[03:38:45] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[03:38:59] <takyon> still broken huh
[03:39:03] <Bytram> ugh. no joy; prolly needs a restart
[03:39:05] <Bytram> ~help
[03:39:06] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[03:39:14] <Bytram> ~
[03:39:21] <Bytram> ~?
[03:39:25] <Bytram> ~restart
[03:39:28] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (67.5 kb)
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[03:39:54] * Bytram remembered that crutchy gave me privs, but can't remember the cmds
[03:39:59] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[03:40:13] <Bytram> ~quit
[03:40:23] <Bytram> ~exit
[03:40:29] <Bytram> ~stop
[03:40:41] <takyon> how can it hear your commands if it's gone
[03:40:42] <ciri> how how brown cow
[03:41:00] <takyon> damn robots taking our jobs
[03:41:24] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:44:39] <Gravis> takyon: and doing them for free!
[03:44:46] <juggs> Bytram, you killed exec!
[03:45:09] <juggs> .kick Bytram
[03:45:09] -!- Bytram was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(juggs) No reason given]
[03:45:27] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[03:46:43] <Gravis> "No reason given" should be replace with "Because... reasons."
[03:47:42] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
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[03:48:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stephen Elop Officially Out at Microsoft - http://sylnt.us - doors
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[03:55:07] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v Bytram] by Imogen
[03:55:32] <Bytram> juggs: yes, crutchy gave me prics to restart it, etc.
[03:55:43] <Bytram> I was trying to get it to restart and start payig attention to URLs again
[03:55:46] <Bytram> no joy
[03:56:04] <Bytram> .op
[03:56:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Bytram] by Imogen
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[03:56:20] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[03:56:21] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[03:56:26] <juggs> OK - that's spooky
[03:56:30] <Bytram> .deop
[03:56:30] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Bytram] by Imogen
[03:56:57] <Bytram> takyon: I wonder how well that would work on the Wannemacher Organ?
[03:56:58] <Bytram> =)
[03:57:40] <takyon> I could imagine a biological organ instrument
[03:57:48] <takyon> kinda zergish
[03:57:55] <Bytram> whatever toots your horn, right?
[03:58:10] <Bytram> more Dr. Seuss-ish
[03:58:39] <cmn32480> I thought error did URLs, not exec
[03:59:08] <Gravis> thinking--
[03:59:08] <Bender> karma - thinking: -1
[03:59:14] * Bytram can't keep track of all of the bots... I thought that exec *did* do it, at least at one point in time.
[03:59:21] * Bytram must have been mistaken
[03:59:39] <Gravis> Bytram: check the logs
[03:59:39] <arti> the titles?
[03:59:47] <cmn32480> I think exec's name stays the same, but the URL bot keeps changing.
[03:59:52] <cmn32480> it was systemd for a while.
[03:59:54] <arti> chromas runs that one
[03:59:55] <cmn32480> error
[04:00:00] <arti> i can enable it on ciri
[04:00:18] <juggs> Yep, Error (monopoly) is url wrangler lately. It changes hands from time to time.
[04:00:29] <cmn32480> I was thinking that error might rejoin of we kick him off
[04:00:53] <Gravis> thinking--
[04:00:53] <Bender> karma - thinking: -2
[04:00:53] <takyon> do it
[04:01:01] <takyon> it's useless to us
[04:01:10] <Bytram> It's terribly useful when checking links in a story... let the bot follow any redirection/tracking and come up with the final, direct link to the story, along with the actual story title.
[04:01:25] <takyon> it's useless when it's broken
[04:01:28] * Bytram does NOT like tracking/redirection/shorteners
[04:01:37] <juggs> cmn32480, I think monopoly is an eggdrop so kicking it will not cause any kind of refresh, it will just rejoin in its current state.
[04:01:43] <arti> they have their uses
[04:01:48] <arti> texting urls blows ass
[04:01:56] <arti> "What's the drobox link?"
[04:02:03] * Gravis wonders if Bytram does like talking in third person
[04:02:21] <cmn32480> hurt to give it a shot juggs?
[04:02:57] <Gravis> cmn32480: a shot in the juggs? that does sound painful.
[04:03:19] <cmn32480> whiskey Gravis... give it a shot of whiskey
[04:03:28] <cmn32480> perferably somethign Irish and smooth
[04:03:28] <arti> http://google.com
[04:03:29] <juggs> cmn32480, you have voice, you have fantasy..... .kick is at your discretion
[04:03:43] <cmn32480> I don't have ops
[04:03:58] <Gravis> fantasy?
[04:04:00] <takyon> .op
[04:04:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o takyon] by Imogen
[04:04:02] <cmn32480> .op
[04:04:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o cmn32480] by Imogen
[04:04:09] <cmn32480> apparently I do
[04:04:13] <cmn32480> .kick error
[04:04:13] -!- Error was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(cmn32480) No reason given]
[04:04:13] <takyon> we have ascended
[04:04:20] <Gravis> lol
[04:04:20] <ciri> hehehe
[04:04:55] <cmn32480> .op
[04:04:55] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o cmn32480] by Imogen
[04:05:04] <cmn32480> how do I give it back
[04:05:04] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[04:05:16] <takyon> there are multiple ops
[04:05:52] <cmn32480> right
[04:06:02] <cmn32480> .deop
[04:06:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o cmn32480] by Imogen
[04:06:19] <takyon> bye bye bot
[04:06:28] <cmn32480> now I guess we wait to see if error rejoins
[04:06:41] <takyon> it's been 2 minutes
[04:06:45] <cmn32480> and what is fantasy juggs?
[04:07:07] <Gravis> cmn32480: google "fantasy juggs" ;P
[04:08:33] <takyon> ell oh ell
[04:08:52] <cmn32480> hahaha
[04:09:05] <cmn32480> i choose to look at the images page for that google
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[04:10:08] <arti> boom.
[04:10:49] <juggs> cmn32480, fantasy mode on a channel enables the .commands - without it you'd have to use /kick etc.
[04:11:18] <cmn32480> WOO HOO!!! Ciri is gone!
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[04:11:40] <cmn32480> I tihnk I like the google of Fantasy juggs better....
[04:11:45] <Gravis> a) lulz https://www.youtube.com
[04:11:47] <cmn32480> soylentnews.org
[04:12:01] <juggs> You don't need to op to kick, having voice is enough
[04:12:02] <Gravis> b) submission: http://www.pcmag.com
[04:12:17] <cmn32480> http://google.com
[04:12:30] <cmn32480> perhaps not quite arti?
[04:12:32] <juggs> .kick cmn32480
[04:12:32] -!- cmn32480 was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(juggs) No reason given]
[04:12:44] <juggs> just like that
[04:13:38] <arti> got it
[04:13:45] <arti> http://google.com
[04:13:46] <ciri> 14Title(03UTF-8 14/ 03200.212ms.14)[2]: 03Google
[04:14:02] <arti> i'll be back in a bit, this is the temporary one :)
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[04:14:32] <takyon> later
[04:14:34] <cmn32480> real funny juggs
[04:14:45] <arti> http://bitly.is
[04:14:46] <ciri> 14Title(03"utf-8 14/ 03638.613ms. 14/ 12ERROR 14 )[1]: 03The Bitly Blog - Product Updates and Insight for Marketers - Introducing Mobile Deep Linking by Bitly
[04:15:06] <mythterj> Nifty power to weight ratio: https://www.youtube.com
[04:15:08] <ciri> 14Title(03utf-8 14/ 03186.128ms.14)[0]: 03Boeing Prepares the 787-9 Dreamliner for the 2015 Paris Air Show - YouTube
[04:15:41] <arti> i'll disable it once the regular bot is back online
[04:15:43] <juggs> cmn32480, it's a learning experience.... you only need voice to use fantasy .commands .... no need to op.
[04:15:56] <arti> .beerme
[04:16:40] <cmn32480> ~time mobile, AL
[04:16:42] <exec> Thursday, 18 June 2015 @ 11:16 pm CDT - Mobile, AL, USA
[04:17:00] <cmn32480> well, that si a step in the right direction
[04:39:38] <cmn32480> chromas - error shit the bed
[04:41:27] * chromas forgot to forward ssh port before going out of town
[04:41:53] <cmn32480> meh... we;ll live 'till you get back and give him a kickstart
[04:42:23] <chromas> Hmm, so just like last time. Bot will remain zombie for a vague amount of time, possibly several weeks
[04:42:43] <chromas> ciri++
[04:42:43] <Bender> karma - ciri: -10
[04:44:23] <cmn32480> oh well.
[04:44:27] <cmn32480> Shit happens!
[04:44:54] <cmn32480> should have rebooted before you left. That always works on Windows
[04:45:24] * chromas notes that aqu4, ciri, exec and FluffyCatBot all do titles
[04:45:53] <cmn32480> WTF is FluffyCatBot?
[04:45:57] <chromas> I think it was just a bug that causes some links to kill it
[04:45:58] <cmn32480> and how did yo check
[04:49:18] <chromas> It's Konomi's bot but she never brought it to Soylent except in #test one time
[04:50:28] <chromas> ~last type=quit nick=aqu4
[04:50:30] <exec> 03<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
[04:50:30] <exec> 03<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
[04:50:30] <exec> 03"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
[04:50:30] <exec> 03<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en">
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[04:50:31] <exec> 0338 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[04:50:41] <chromas> What
[05:00:33] <juggs> ?
[05:01:22] <chromas> Guess I forgot to mount the directory where the log script is, so the bot is getting the wrong data
[05:02:16] <cmn32480> good night chromas. Happy hunting
[05:02:30] <chromas> Night cmn32480
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[05:27:40] <chromas> s/Ar(o)und/\1ff/
[05:28:03] <chromas> Bender: s/Ar(o)und/\1ff/
[05:28:03] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Your ISP Jerking You off? There's a New Sheriff in Town - http://sylnt.us - a-lawyer-you-may-like
[05:28:05] <ciri> 14Title(03utf-8 14/ 03390.534ms.14)[2]: 03YOURLS - Your Own URL Shortener | http://sylnt.us
[05:28:13] <chromas> At least that bot still works
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[06:51:08] <JamesNZ> https://www.youtube.com
[06:51:09] <ciri> 14Title(03utf-8 14/ 03330.981ms.14)[0]: 03The physics of floating screwdrivers - YouTube
[07:21:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Reproducibility Crisis in Science - http://sylnt.us - big-data-little-analysis
[07:37:42] <crutchy> is error borken?
[07:37:47] <crutchy> ~title on
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[07:38:08] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[07:38:09] <ciri> 14Title(03iso8859-1 14/ 03104.376ms.14)[0]: 03No title
[07:38:15] <exec> └─ 13SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people
[07:38:28] <crutchy> ooh ciri is handling it :D
[07:38:32] <crutchy> ~title off
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[11:17:28] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:17:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:17:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1446
[11:17:44] <crutchy> derp. monopoly is dead
[11:55:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - IMF Study Reveals Inequality Hurts Growth - http://sylnt.us - spread-the-money-around
[12:03:26] <crutchy> s/spread-the-money-around/stop-taxing-the-crap-outta-the-working-class-and-giving-it-to-wealthy-campaign-contributors/
[12:17:12] <Gravis> crutchy: i prefer the "eat the rich" mantra. ;P
[12:17:47] <crutchy> that's ok. so do communists :p
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[12:47:07] <cmn32480> ~time mobile, Al
[12:47:09] <exec> Friday, 19 June 2015 @ 7:47 am CDT - Mobile, AL, USA
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[12:55:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Learning From Our Mistakes (Or How To Prevent Another Painful Upgrade) - http://sylnt.us - hoping-not-to-break-the-site-again-in-2015
[12:56:14] <janrinok> cmn32480: good morning to you
[12:58:34] <cmn32480> morning janrinok
[12:58:46] <janrinok> how's things in Mobile?
[13:01:18] <cmn32480> getting dresseed to go sweat my ass off all day
[13:01:45] <janrinok> it's good for the soul, so I'm told. I'm retired - my soul has no chance now
[13:02:38] <cmn32480> I've heard that. but I'd rather not test the theory... can't I just givve $$ or somethign?
[13:03:58] <janrinok> no, souls can't be bought or traded, they have to be earned by hard endeavour, through the sweat and toil of hard labour, through the suffering of pain and torture - or can you give up and retire :)
[13:04:21] <janrinok> I'm trying the easy path - it seems to be working
[13:04:37] <cmn32480> sure... rub it in
[13:04:52] <janrinok> lol - You'll feel better when you have finished
[13:05:13] <cmn32480> i know. sweat is good for the soul. lesson learned
[13:05:15] <janrinok> I'm wracked with guilt and a sense of worthlessness
[13:05:54] <janrinok> what's the temperature like there at the moment?
[13:09:27] <cmn32480> ~weather mobile, al
[13:09:29] <exec> 03Mobile, AL, USA - currently 81°F / 27°C, mostly sunny, wind SW at 1 mph, humidity 81% - Friday partly cloudy (76°F-90°F / 24°C-32°C), Saturday mostly sunny (76°F-93°F / 24°C-34°C), Sunday mostly sunny (77°F-96°F / 25°C-36°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (78°F-95°F / 26°C-35°C)
[13:10:03] <janrinok> yep, that's warm all right!
[13:10:49] <cmn32480> and gonna get hotter
[13:11:22] <janrinok> let's hope the server that you have to work on is next to the aircon unit
[13:11:50] <cmn32480> this one is a wireless backbone in the warehouse. and I'd wager it isn't airconditioned in the warehouse
[13:12:08] <janrinok> not good :(
[13:12:21] <cmn32480> I;ll find out when I get there
[13:13:13] <paulej72> ~weather
[13:13:15] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 71°F / 22°C, cloudy, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 87% - Friday scattered showers (64°F-86°F / 18°C-30°C), Saturday scattered thunderstorms (67°F-76°F / 19°C-24°C), Sunday thunderstorm (71°F-88°F / 22°C-31°C), Monday sunny (68°F-90°F / 20°C-32°C)
[13:13:26] <janrinok> you appear to have had a posting session yesterday after work?
[13:13:29] <janrinok> hi paulej72
[13:13:35] <paulej72> hello
[13:13:35] <ciri> hey whats up paulej72
[13:13:45] <janrinok> how's things in NJ?
[13:13:53] <paulej72> not bad
[13:14:03] <paulej72> how's france
[13:14:18] <janrinok> not as hot as where you are but very comfortable thanks.
[13:14:44] <janrinok> we are at 21C at the moment, mid afternoon
[13:16:28] <paulej72> we had that yesterday and the day before, except that yesterday was light rain all day
[13:16:57] <janrinok> bright sunshine now after a hazy start, but very pleasant
[13:17:24] <janrinok> a bit of a weather front passing through, and it should be nicer next week.
[13:17:38] <janrinok> have they finished weeding the roof yet?
[13:18:52] <paulej72> no, but they did start planting
[13:19:19] <janrinok> so, pretty flowers surrounded by weeds?
[13:20:14] <paulej72> no flowers just differnt types of grasses. they have finished sections of the roof (weeded then planted)
[13:20:38] <janrinok> ah, gotcha. grasses are good. Lots of wildlife depend on them
[13:20:57] <paulej72> they still have a sizable section that needs the topsoil put on.
[13:22:12] <janrinok> perhaps you can earn a few $$$s by offering to mow the lawn every now and then :)
[13:22:35] <paulej72> the idea is is needs to maintenance free as possible. they are most likly using drough tolerant grasses
[13:23:27] <paulej72> ok need to get to work now.
[13:23:38] <janrinok> yeah, my suggestion wasn't entirely serious, but I suspect it will still need some attention now and again
[13:23:44] <janrinok> have a good one, cu later
[13:30:56] <cmn32480> a pox on both of you and your good weather
[13:31:06] <cmn32480> I gott get to a customer site. see you later
[13:31:12] <janrinok> you've got good weather - just too much of it!
[13:31:16] <janrinok> laters cmn32480
[13:31:35] <cmn32480> and yes, janrinok, I stuffed the queue as much as I could asst night
[13:31:43] <janrinok> thx, noted
[13:32:04] <cmn32480> later on fellas
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[13:33:11] <janrinok> hi stdhell
[13:33:12] <ciri> >.> janrinok
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[14:33:22] <cIRC_test> coffee++
[14:33:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1447
[14:33:45] <cIRC_test> ~weather hell
[14:33:47] <exec> 03Washington - currently 81°F / 27°C, partly cloudy, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 65% - Friday scattered thunderstorms (70°F-88°F / 21°C-31°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (74°F-87°F / 23°C-31°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (75°F-93°F / 24°C-34°C), Monday mostly sunny (72°F-93°F / 22°C-34°C)
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[15:44:08] <mechanicjay> morning all
[15:44:21] <paulej72> hello mechanicjay
[15:44:21] <ciri> blood for the blood god. paulej72
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[16:28:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Male-on-Male Moth Mating Minimizes Museum's Misery - http://sylnt.us - driving-moths-to-deviant-lifestyles
[17:20:44] <arti> good morning
[17:21:44] <arti> ~title on
[17:21:45] <exec> titles enabled for 10#Soylent
[17:21:53] <arti> http://google.com
[17:21:53] <ciri> 14Title(03UTF-8 14/ 03121.552ms.14)[2]: 03Google
[17:21:56] <exec> └─ 13Google - 03https://www.google.com.au/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=sk-EVZ6tAYbN8geKtIHwAQ&gws_rd=ssl
[17:21:59] <arti> great.
[17:38:21] <arti> ~title off
[17:38:22] <exec> titles disabled for 10#Soylent
[17:38:25] <arti> http://google.com
[17:38:26] <ciri> 14Title(03UTF-8 14/ 03118.956ms.14)[2]: 03Google
[17:40:27] <arti> http://munchies.vice.com
[17:40:28] <ciri> 14Title(03"UTF-8 14/ 03353.484ms. 14/ 12http://tinyurl.com/py7kdm6 14 )[0]: 03IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs | MUNCHIES
[17:46:16] <chromas> ciri: s/(le)/t\1s/
[17:46:16] <sedctl> <chromas> <ciri> 14Tittles(03"UTF-8 14/ 03353.484ms. 14/ 12http://tinyurl.com/py7kdm6 14 )[0]: 03IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs | MUNCHIES
[17:46:18] <ciri> 14Title(03"UTF-8 14/ 03733.076ms. 14/ 12http://tinyurl.com/py7kdm6 14 )[1]: 03IPAs Are Giving You Man Boobs | MUNCHIES
[17:56:43] <arti> :)
[17:56:45] <arti> morning chromas
[17:58:44] <chromas> Heyo
[17:59:02] <chromas> MrBotBP
[17:59:03] * arti picks up chromas and tosses him to the ceiling
[17:59:13] * arti catches and repeats
[17:59:38] * chromas to succubus ceiling inappropriately
[17:59:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineers Find a Simple Yet Clever Way to Boost Chip Speeds - http://sylnt.us - resheathing-our-equipment
[17:59:46] <chromas> Wtf
[17:59:51] <arti> uh
[18:00:12] <chromas> Touch sensitivity on this tablet is balls
[18:00:26] * chromas touches the ceiling inappropriately
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[18:02:00] <janrinok> hi chromas
[18:02:01] <ciri> ... janrinok
[18:02:12] <janrinok> hi arti
[18:02:13] <ciri> speak of the devil janrinok
[18:02:28] <arti> lol
[18:02:28] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[18:02:37] <arti> how's it going ^_^
[18:02:45] <janrinok> good thx
[18:03:10] * janrinok must get my bot talking too
[18:03:14] <chromas> Hi janrinok, ciri, Jesus, poutine
[18:03:41] <chromas> ciri: poutine
[18:04:37] <arti> ciri's neutered here
[18:05:51] <chromas> Yeah that sucks. Poor circumcised ciri
[18:06:08] <janrinok> best thing for it imho
[18:06:41] * chromas didn't realize firmness jewish. Me hides wallet
[18:06:47] <arti> :P fooled ncommander
[18:07:15] <chromas> Goddammit how do I not see the errors before sending? Maybe I need glasses
[18:07:23] <arti> hahahaha
[18:07:26] <arti> firmness jewish
[18:07:41] <arti> you must be the captcha guy
[18:07:53] <chromas> (didn't realize ciri was jewish)
[18:08:40] <chromas> Oh I see, it misses when I push space sometimes so it comes up with new words
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[18:35:59] <arti> welcome crutchy
[18:36:15] <janrinok> hi crutchy_
[18:36:15] <ciri> greetings janrinok
[18:36:29] * arti will adjust the script this weekend
[18:36:29] <crutchy_> g'day
[18:36:39] <arti> how's it going m8
[18:36:51] <crutchy_> can't sleep
[18:36:54] <crutchy_> ~time
[18:36:55] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[18:36:55] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[18:37:00] <crutchy_> pft
[18:37:11] <crutchy_> it's about 4.30am
[18:37:21] <arti> did you coffee later in the evening?
[18:37:29] <arti> it dooms me after 4pm
[18:37:40] <crutchy_> nah. just shitty week
[18:37:46] <arti> takes some edibles to knock me out, i usually just end up scouring programming topics at like 2am
[18:37:56] <arti> work?
[18:38:12] <crutchy_> few different things
[18:38:40] <crutchy_> some tunes, coffee and code often help
[18:38:41] <arti> nice, damage over time.
[18:39:05] <arti> it's a nice day here, it's friday morning for a little while longer :P
[18:39:38] <crutchy_> heh. i miss summer already
[18:39:46] <arti> oh yeah, it's opposite there
[18:39:49] <arti> :(
[18:39:53] <arti> ~weather 92626
[18:39:55] <exec> 03Costa Mesa, CA 92626, USA - currently 73°F / 23°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 9 mph, humidity 66% - Friday sunny (64°F-82°F / 18°C-28°C), Saturday partly cloudy (64°F-81°F / 18°C-27°C), Sunday partly cloudy (65°F-81°F / 18°C-27°C), Monday partly cloudy (65°F-82°F / 18°C-28°C)
[18:40:55] <crutchy_> lol
[18:41:02] <crutchy_> ~api
[18:41:16] <crutchy_> derp
[18:42:16] <crutchy_> ~last channel=#comments nick=exec message=pumpernickel
[18:42:18] <exec> 03<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
[18:42:18] <exec> 03<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
[18:42:18] <exec> 03"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
[18:42:19] <exec> 03<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" lang="en" xml:lang="en">
[18:42:19] <exec> 03<head>
[18:42:20] <exec> 0338 records not shown - refer to http://chromas.0x.no
[18:42:33] <crutchy_> ¿
[18:43:07] <crutchy_> apparently there's a SN user named Anal Pumpernickel
[18:46:48] <chromas> Script is 'missing' from the server. Gonna be borked for awhile
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[18:52:48] <janrinok> crutchy_: he's been around for quite a while
[18:55:54] <crutchy_> uid is under 1000 so yeah seems like it
[18:58:02] <candyman> NCommander: ping!
[19:32:43] <crutchy_> g'day paulej72, NCommander
[19:33:05] <paulej72> hello crutchy_
[19:33:16] <paulej72> you have an extra _
[19:33:25] <crutchy_> i'm on my lappy atm
[19:33:30] <Cyprus> I aparently missed the "fuck it it's friday and pretty" memo the rest of this city got =/
[19:34:03] <crutchy_> haha. i thought that was universal standard practice
[19:35:02] <crutchy_> if (day = 'friday') and (temp > 25) and (rain = 0) and (sunny = true) then return 'fuck work';
[19:35:36] <paulej72> if true return "fuck work";
[19:35:48] <paulej72> much easier to read
[19:36:05] <crutchy_> when its raining and shitty cold sometimes i prefer to be at work
[19:36:16] <paulej72> home in bed is better
[19:36:28] <crutchy_> sometimes that too :p
[19:50:26] <NCommander> Oh dear god, the new slashdot update is worse than beta
[19:50:30] * NCommander screams
[19:51:13] <crutchy_> slashdot? wtf is that?
[19:51:32] <crutchy_> sounds like a typo
[20:01:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DNA Testing Confirms Kennewick Man's Ties to Native Americans - http://sylnt.us - gettin-back-to-our-roots
[20:06:41] <crutchy_> '"Without question," Governor Nikki Haley said Friday on NBC's Today show. "We... absolutely will want him to have the death penalty. This is the worst hate that I’ve seen and that the country has seen in a long time."'
[20:07:03] <crutchy_> "yeah! cos we really hate the guy so we wanna kill him!"
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[20:35:45] <NCommander> This sub was amazing
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[21:32:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Exploit Turns Samsung Galaxy Phones into Remote Bugging Devices - http://sylnt.us - don't-bother-calling-me-I-can-already-hear-you
[21:54:41] <arti> http://www.techtimes.com
[21:54:42] <ciri> 14Title(03iso8859-1 14/ 03312.665ms. 14/ 12http://tinyurl.com/qfldunu 14 )[0]: 03No title Size: 030.000b14.
[21:55:00] <arti> meh
[21:55:14] <arti> ~titles on
[21:55:18] <arti> ~title on
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[22:14:23] <arti> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[22:14:27] <exec> └─ 133 hikers inside Md. monument struck by lightning - The Washington Post
[22:14:42] <arti> "Three travelers hiking the Appalachian Trail had taken refuge from the storm inside the 1827 monument in Washington County, and they were blasted out of the structure by the force of the lightning strike, said Candy Thomson, a spokeswoman for the Maryland Natural Resources Police."
[22:16:40] <Cyprus> well... that's a bad day
[22:23:56] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[22:24:00] <exec> └─ 13Hot Girl Shot in the Butt with Gummy Bears - SLOW MOTION 5,000 frames per second! - YouTube
[22:24:09] <arti> 28 seconds in
[22:24:21] <arti> https://youtu.be
[22:24:25] <exec> └─ 13Hot Girl Shot in the Butt with Gummy Bears - SLOW MOTION 5,000 frames per second! - YouTube - 03https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA&feature=youtu.be&t=20
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[23:03:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Former NSA Director Hayden on Snowden and OPM Hack - http://sylnt.us - small-price-to-pay-and-'our-bad'
[23:03:42] <exec> └─ 13Former NSA Director Hayden on Snowden and OPM Hack - SoylentNews - 03https://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=15/06/19/1320201&from=rss
[23:19:41] <arti> exec master, consider adding bender/monoploy/error to ignore for great justice.
[23:20:31] <JamesNZ> arti: How dare you insinuate that you know better than exec master!
[23:20:53] * arti went through this with ciri doing link stuff :P
[23:24:38] <JamesNZ> Well, ciri, yeah :P
[23:31:37] <takyon> what the
[23:32:21] * takyon checks out the /. beta
[23:34:35] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[23:34:37] <exec> └─ 13Yes, androids do dream of electric sheep | Technology | The Guardian
[23:38:10] <takyon> apparently wikileaks has released 60,000 Saudi cables
[23:38:13] <takyon> time for a double feature
[23:47:17] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org
[23:47:21] <exec> └─ 13WikiLeaks Publishes New Sony Documents and Saudi Cables: SoylentNews Submission
[23:49:18] <takyon> http://www.theplatform.net
[23:49:22] <exec> └─ 13Inside A Decade Of Google Homegrown Datacenter Networks
[23:51:00] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[23:51:04] <exec> └─ 13The sixth mass extinction is here, say Stanford researchers | KurzweilAI
[23:51:25] <takyon> http://nextbigfuture.com
[23:51:28] <exec> └─ 13Next Big Future: Future hotter and more efficient coal plants
[23:52:41] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[23:52:45] <exec> └─ 13Children with good memories 'tell better porkies' - BBC News
[23:52:48] <takyon> "Children who have a good memory are better at telling lies, say child psychology researchers."
[23:56:52] * takyon forever alone
[23:57:50] <chromas> It's easier to track the lies when you can remember them
[23:59:13] <takyon> It's not a lie if you believe it