#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-17

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[00:01:12] <paulej72> I think the original slash devs had a hardon for 80col code. I think they never heard of word wrap
[00:02:00] <BadCoderFinger> The original slash code was probably done on an 80x24 screen.
[00:02:39] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, computers can wrap lines now?
[00:02:46] <SpallsHurgenson> this changes everything!
[00:02:49] <paulej72> there is so much excessive new lines it makes things hard to read
[00:05:20] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe they were paid by line
[00:06:06] <paulej72> lol
[00:07:23] <BadCoderFinger> Could be, heh.
[00:07:40] <paulej72> should get paid for negitive line counts
[00:07:53] <BadCoderFinger> Rob Malda works for WSJ now, right?
[00:08:13] <paulej72> doing what?
[00:08:45] <BadCoderFinger> No idea. Hope it's a big paycheck, heh.
[00:09:22] <SpallsHurgenson> quick, somebody check the WSJ website for excessive new lines!
[00:10:06] <BadCoderFinger> It's probably a horrible mish-mash of legacy php.
[00:11:26] <SpallsHurgenson> surely not; no major corporation would depend on out-of-date, poorly documented code for their operations! :)
[00:11:41] <BadCoderFinger> Naturally not.
[00:12:28] <BadCoderFinger> Next thing, they'll be using IIS instead of an actual webserver.
[00:16:24] <paulej72> better than using the ISS or ISIS as a web server
[00:16:33] <NCommander> paulej72, ugh, you had to go there
[00:17:04] <paulej72> alphabet soup
[00:18:38] -!- cmn32480 [cmn32480!~cmn32480@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] has joined #Soylent
[00:18:38] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[00:19:28] <BadCoderFinger> Hey cmn32480
[00:19:45] <cmn32480> heya badcoderfinger
[00:19:57] <cmn32480> what's happening? Anythign good?
[00:20:02] <cmn32480> I could use good news today
[00:20:08] <BadCoderFinger> Just waiting for beer day, heh.
[00:20:19] <cmn32480> you mean beer:30?
[00:20:25] <BadCoderFinger> Messing around with neovim
[00:20:43] <BadCoderFinger> Nah, gotta wait until Friday for beer.
[00:21:08] <cmn32480> UNderstood
[00:21:15] <cmn32480> I needed a couple after the day I had
[00:21:30] <cmn32480> I hate it when the whole day sees you getting beaten up for shit that ins't your fault
[00:21:40] <paulej72> what is different with neovim over vim
[00:22:41] <BadCoderFinger> It's designed to modularize things, through messaging. The actual editor is essentially a server process, the interface a client. Plugins are clients too. Supposed to help with some hard to write plugins.
[00:23:00] <cmn32480> paulej72 - it's newer!
[00:23:13] <BadCoderFinger> So I'm poking around in there to see if it's a good track or not.
[00:24:28] <paulej72> search, go to line, insert, replace, write , quit. What else do you need in vim
[00:25:11] <BadCoderFinger> Vim's real value to me is the scriptability.
[00:25:49] <BadCoderFinger> At work I'm converting scripts from a home grown language into lua. I wrote vim functions to do most of the work.
[00:25:50] <paulej72> to me its always there.
[00:26:23] <BadCoderFinger> I think the motivation behind neovim is running a plugin asynchronously.
[00:26:53] <paulej72> neovim devs have emacs envy
[00:27:13] <cmn32480> oh lord.. here we go
[00:27:14] <BadCoderFinger> Fork off and do a lengthy filesystem search over NFS, but keep editing text while that's going on. Poor example, but that's one.
[00:27:23] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, maybe so.
[00:27:35] <cmn32480> children... can't we all just get along?
[00:27:42] <paulej72> that is what other teminal tabs are for
[00:28:00] <paulej72> don't put the OS into my editor
[00:28:27] <BadCoderFinger> Hey, speaking of emacs vs. vi, we should have a poll for our favorite pseudo-religious war. Not which side, but which whole war. Emacs vs. vi, Linux vs. FreeBSD, Linux vs. OSX, etc.
[00:28:33] <SpallsHurgenson> just so long as nobody quotes xkcd
[00:28:51] <cmn32480> yeah... good luck with that Spalls
[00:29:15] <paulej72> Mac vs PC
[00:29:34] <paulej72> Goatcx vs tub girl
[00:29:51] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:30:12] <BadCoderFinger> Is it possible to vote negatively on a poll? Cause that one might get negative votes.
[00:31:15] <cmn32480> MS vs Apple
[00:31:27] <SpallsHurgenson> Islam vs Judiasm
[00:31:32] <cmn32480> MS vs Apple vs Google
[00:31:40] <SpallsHurgenson> Star Wars vs Star Trek
[00:32:45] <paulej72> http://www.hark.com
[00:32:46] <Error> ^ 03What Are You Up To Norm? Sound Clip and Quote - Hark
[00:34:11] <cmn32480> "Its a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing milkbone underwear."
[00:34:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I always liked "Women! Can't live with 'em... pass the beernuts"
[00:34:50] <paulej72> that's why I posted that clip
[00:35:20] <cmn32480> PJ read my sig. I feel special
[00:35:32] <paulej72> the answer to SW vs ST is Babalon 5
[00:35:51] <cmn32480> nope
[00:35:59] <cmn32480> ST:DS9
[00:36:27] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought it was Seaquest DSV :)
[00:36:37] <cmn32480> I suppose "which Star Trek Series was the best" is also a poll option
[00:36:43] <paulej72> Space: Above and Beyond
[00:37:02] <SpallsHurgenson> S:A&B had its moments
[00:37:26] <cmn32480> I hate doing system updates
[00:37:38] <cmn32480> maybe I'm in the wrong job....
[00:37:54] <paulej72> When I was in college we had SciFi nights when we watched the live airing of some of these shows and then watched the others on tape
[00:38:09] <cmn32480> you mean DVD?
[00:38:47] <paulej72> VHS baby
[00:38:53] <BadCoderFinger> Dude, we're geezers.
[00:39:00] <SpallsHurgenson> local PBS used to have a late-night showing of Doctor who, Blakes 7, Red Dwarf and Monty Python every wednesday...
[00:39:08] <SpallsHurgenson> Thursday mornings were a bitch :)
[00:39:23] <paulej72> I guess it was real late
[00:39:27] <BadCoderFinger> Woohoo! I miss Blake's 7
[00:39:47] <paulej72> Never had the chance to watch it, but it seems like it would be good
[00:39:57] <paulej72> Is it on netflix
[00:40:10] <takyon> what text editor should I use on Linux
[00:40:18] <BadCoderFinger> No, you pretty much have to torrent it.
[00:40:19] <chromas> notepad
[00:40:32] <BadCoderFinger> takyon: Notepad over SSH
[00:40:40] <paulej72> edlin
[00:40:48] <BadCoderFinger> ed
[00:40:55] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, cat
[00:40:55] <paulej72> dd
[00:41:27] <paulej72> awk and sed
[00:41:31] <chromas> He said Linux. Clearly qbasic.exe is the ultimate editor for Linux
[00:41:34] <SpallsHurgenson> Blakes7 is really hard to watch these days... it had its moments of brilliance and was influential on many later scifi tv, but god... those leather pants
[00:42:02] <takyon> wellllllllp
[00:42:08] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls: You just hate that they were wearing pants at all.
[00:42:11] <takyon> https://en.wikipedia.org
[00:42:12] <Error> ^ 03Wiki: Category:Linux text editors
[00:42:19] <paulej72> takyon: seriously I use vim
[00:43:00] <paulej72> but I am only doing simple edits for config files or quick edits on perl or scripts
[00:43:41] <paulej72> nedit is not bad, and nano is what pine used as an editor
[00:44:42] <takyon> I think i'll try Sublime Text
[00:45:00] <BadCoderFinger> People do love Sublime.
[00:45:29] <takyon> by comparison I use Notepad++ on windows
[00:45:35] <paulej72> you need new versions of KDE to run Kate
[00:45:47] <cmn32480> takyon - can I push your AMD story deeper into the queue?
[00:45:52] <paulej72> I have used jedit on windows and did not care for it.
[00:46:06] <takyon> sure
[00:46:11] <takyon> let me check anandtech
[00:46:14] <cmn32480> thank you
[00:46:26] <takyon> nothing on there yet
[00:46:47] <takyon> I want to link to one of there in-depth analyses, not the Live Blog thing
[00:46:52] <takyon> *their
[00:46:58] <paulej72> I use Komodo lite on Windows and Mac as my main dev platform, even though I do not really care for the syntax highlighing colors
[00:47:47] <NCommander> Am I the only one who seriously uses nano?
[00:47:52] <paulej72> yes
[00:47:56] * NCommander rarely uses vim if I have to do a lot of copy/pasting
[00:48:30] <paulej72> yes you need to trun off that stupid auto tabbing feature when pasting into vim
[00:48:40] <BadCoderFinger> :set paste
[00:48:45] <BadCoderFinger> :set nopaste
[00:48:48] <paulej72> yea that one
[00:49:12] <paulej72> I turn it off and leave it off
[00:49:16] <BadCoderFinger> Alternatively, paste from the clipboard with "+p
[00:49:28] <takyon> library genesis scientific articles has been dead for days
[00:50:19] <paulej72> BadCoderFinger: that only works if you have it in that clipboard. When using Mac ssh and remote terms, you have a lot of diffent cipboards to choose from
[00:50:26] <paulej72> I usually use them all
[00:51:03] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, that's true. I'm not usually on a Mac. I used to use a decent little clipboard manager, but not for a long while.
[00:51:11] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[00:51:12] <Error> ^ 03Nvidia's FleX Technology Used In 'Killing Floor 2'
[00:53:47] <paulej72> Cuda code
[00:54:17] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|bathtime
[00:54:25] <takyon> tmi
[00:54:35] <BadCoderFinger> cmn32480=cmn32480|tmi
[00:54:54] <BadCoderFinger> takyon: You beat me to it.
[00:54:57] <paulej72> not his, but the kids
[00:55:46] SpallsHurgenson is now known as Spalls|bathtime
[00:55:48] <chromas> Even worse
[00:56:06] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls = Spalls|NoPants
[00:56:49] Spalls|bathtime is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:00:01] <chromas> Pantslesson
[01:02:23] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[01:02:25] <Error> ^ 03Nasa scientists: 'Life outside of Earth is probably going to be really hard to find' | Science | The Guardian
[01:03:09] <SirFinkus> no shit eh?
[01:04:07] <SirFinkus> it would be pretty badass if we found life on mars
[01:04:10] <SirFinkus> so close
[01:04:33] <SirFinkus> I suspect it might be more common than we think
[01:04:41] <takyon> microbes everywhere
[01:04:50] <SirFinkus> and that once we find it one place, tons of other places will follow rather quickly
[01:05:08] <takyon> I think it'll be coincidental
[01:05:43] <SirFinkus> well, isn't there Titan or IO that they're suspicious of as well?
[01:05:46] <takyon> missions to Mars and Europa could detect microbes at the same time that better scopes characterize exoplanet atmospheres and find evidence of life or "plants"
[01:06:02] <takyon> aka the 2030s
[01:06:16] <SirFinkus> something like that
[01:06:38] <SpallsHurgenson> attempt no landings on europa
[01:06:44] <SirFinkus> as far as we know, only one planet has an environment suitable enough for life to develop
[01:07:00] <SirFinkus> our sample size for "what makes a good planet for life to develop" is 1
[01:07:14] <takyon> more funding needed to boost sample size
[01:07:33] <SirFinkus> I also suspect that any life we find will be fairly similar to the stuff we have here
[01:07:38] <SirFinkus> with a few surprises of course
[01:07:54] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[01:07:55] <Error> ^ 03Black bear sighted in Indiana for first time in over 140 years | US news | The Guardian
[01:09:54] <SpallsHurgenson> "bear of color"
[01:10:16] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[01:12:09] <SirFinkus> I love how we've come full circle back to what is basically "coloreds"
[01:13:28] <paulej72> what is special about a black bear. There all over the place
[01:13:53] <SirFinkus> apparently not indiana
[01:13:56] <SpallsHurgenson> except apparently in Indiana
[01:13:57] <SirFinkus> the lynched them all
[01:13:58] <SpallsHurgenson> jinx
[01:14:40] <SirFinkus> they even
[01:17:10] <paulej72> now coyotes on the other hand, do not exist in the east. even when you see one, it was not a coyote as the game commission would never reintroduce a predator
[01:17:30] <SpallsHurgenson> there are coyotes in the east. there are coyotes in Manhattan, even
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[01:25:04] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.nytimes.com
[01:25:04] <Error> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[01:26:34] <chromas> SirFinkus: you don't separate your whites from your coloreds when doing laundry?
[01:27:01] <SirFinkus> naw, only when choosing drinking fountains
[01:30:30] <paulej72> http://keithloutit.com
[01:30:31] <Error> ^ 03Keith Loutit's Small Worlds - Tilt Shift Video
[01:30:46] <SpallsHurgenson> tilt-shift is black magic.
[01:34:59] <SirFinkus> "colored" magic SpallsHurgenson
[01:35:15] <SpallsHurgenson> touche'
[01:35:16] <SirFinkus> or african american magic
[01:36:07] <paulej72> I keep seeing his work on commericals. So I go to his site to see whats new
[01:37:21] <SpallsHurgenson> what's a commercial?
[01:37:51] <chromas> Signs that paulej72 doesn't live in the states: tv ads aren't retarded
[01:38:59] <paulej72> no I live in the states. There is gem every once in a while.
[01:39:38] <SpallsHurgenson> what's a TV?
[01:40:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trans-Fats to be Banned in USA - http://sylnt.us - a-fat-lot-of-good-that-will-do
[01:41:47] <chromas> Tv is what the illiterate read
[01:42:33] * chromas quickly turns off the TV and climbs onto an elevated stallion
[01:43:08] <paulej72> its a gelding
[01:44:44] <SpallsHurgenson> why do I get the impression paulej72 isn't talking about the horse
[01:48:50] <SirFinkus> sounds like you know your way around some horse dick SpallsHurgenson
[01:49:00] <SirFinkus> !grab SirFinkus
[01:49:00] <Bender> Added quote 536
[01:49:20] <SpallsHurgenson> It was a one time thing and I was drunk!
[01:49:48] <SpallsHurgenson> and so was the horse!
[01:50:11] <SirFinkus> nay means nay, even if it's drunk SpallsHurgenson
[01:50:16] <SirFinkus> you horse rapist
[01:51:08] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I'm a gentleman! And I don't need to be that pushy :)
[01:54:55] cmn32480|bathtime is now known as cmn32480
[01:55:11] <cmn32480> yes paulej72, it was bathtime for the kids
[01:57:03] <paulej72> !quote SirFinkus
[01:57:03] <Bender> Quote 161 - <SirFinkus> huh
[01:57:07] <Bender> Also in quotes: 162, 163, 164, 165, 253, 295, 306, 352, 399, 402, 407, 418, 453, 454, 489, 501, 502, 508, 521, 526, 527, 533, 534, 536
[01:57:15] <paulej72> !quote 536
[01:57:15] <Bender> Quote 536 - <SirFinkus> !grab SirFinkus
[01:57:26] <SirFinkus> aww
[01:57:38] <SirFinkus> I guess it grabs me grabbing instead of the last quote
[01:57:49] <SirFinkus> probably should disable self grabbing
[01:58:03] <paulej72> that's what happens when you grab yourself
[01:58:11] <SirFinkus> http://o.aolcdn.com
[01:58:14] <SirFinkus> pic related
[01:58:53] <takyon> http://www.npr.org
[01:58:54] <Error> ^ 03New York Man Accused Of Plotting To Explode Pressure Cooker Bombs : The Two-Way : NPR
[01:58:56] <paulej72> that should be child abuse
[01:59:32] <SirFinkus> but instead it's satire
[01:59:59] <takyon> you could always make your own
[02:00:03] <takyon> DIY for Jesus
[02:00:29] <BadCoderFinger> Should come with nails and a hammer, then.
[02:00:35] <cmn32480> actually, its NOT diy....
[02:00:44] <cmn32480> but I think that is the point
[02:00:57] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:00:58] <Error> ^ 03Google to shell out up to $58k for new Nexus epic pwnage • The Register
[02:01:28] <cmn32480> so we can get $58k if we give them their own Nexus? Paulej72 - GET ON IT!!!
[02:01:46] <paulej72> wow that and incredible sum for google to spend
[02:01:56] <takyon> https://www.eff.org
[02:01:57] <Error> ^ 03EFF and Eight Other Privacy Organizations Back Out of NTIA Face Recognition Multi-Stakeholder Process | Electronic Frontier Foundation
[02:03:45] <cmn32480> the bot is now named error?
[02:04:08] <paulej72> yesssseess
[02:05:14] <cmn32480> ok.. I can only hope systemd died a horrible screaming death
[02:05:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, I'm with you there.
[02:05:31] <cmn32480> well... systemd and ciri
[02:05:48] <BadCoderFinger> ciri provides a small amount of amusement.
[02:06:01] <paulej72> very small
[02:06:04] <paulej72> 3
[02:06:05] <ciri> 4
[02:06:06] <ciri> 5
[02:06:08] <ciri> 6
[02:06:10] <ciri> 7
[02:06:11] <cmn32480> infinitesimal
[02:06:12] <ciri> 8
[02:06:14] <ciri> 9
[02:06:16] <ciri> 10!
[02:06:26] <rune> yay ciri
[02:06:40] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, that does get old, unless you're Spalls' cat.
[02:06:41] <cmn32480> ciri next week we'll work on colors!
[02:06:55] <takyon> can we crowdsource additional "intelligence" for ciri
[02:06:57] <paulej72> red
[02:07:03] <cmn32480> green
[02:07:06] <cmn32480> blue
[02:07:08] <cmn32480> yellow
[02:07:10] <cmn32480> fuscia
[02:07:14] <BadCoderFinger> waffle!
[02:07:17] <paulej72> magenta
[02:07:18] <takyon> fuschia
[02:07:19] <cmn32480> syrup
[02:07:21] <paulej72> puke
[02:07:25] <BadCoderFinger> Did I do it right?
[02:07:27] <takyon> doo doo brown
[02:07:28] <paulej72> holiday puke
[02:07:46] <rune> writing lipstick on a mirror red
[02:07:56] <cmn32480> lipstick on a pig
[02:07:56] <takyon> the color mirror
[02:08:08] <cmn32480> that's selfish takyon
[02:08:22] <takyon> The Mozilla-backed Let's Encrypt effort is moving out of its vapourware phase, announcing general availability for September 2015 and an intention to issue its first certificate in the week of July 27.
[02:10:21] <cmn32480> for shit's sake I hate java
[02:11:05] <BadCoderFinger> Everybody hates java.
[02:11:36] <cmn32480> the worst part of it is that it is the only interface that'll give me a virtual console to a new server
[02:11:41] <paulej72> and any say they do they are on crack
[02:12:20] <paulej72> shit i hate java based virtual console the most.
[02:12:21] <ciri> it's not just for breakfast anymore
[02:12:49] <cmn32480> yup. I like Dell's gear... but this blows chunks
[02:13:38] <paulej72> yep it does. I hate iDRAC with a passion in that regard
[02:14:02] <paulej72> Also the fact that I can't set many of the vars from the web console
[02:15:39] <paulej72> I have my iDRACs on a private net. I the last time I needed a vitural console, I tunneled via ssh from my Windows machine becuase the java on RHEL 6 sucks ass in the browser
[02:17:55] <cmn32480> yes it is the idrac that I am cursing. We just bought a new VRTX chassis, and while wonderful, I'm having a helluva time getting the PCIe passthrough working right.
[02:19:23] <BadCoderFinger> paulej72: It's not just the java in RHEL 7 that sucks ass.
[02:19:35] <BadCoderFinger> s/7/6/
[02:19:35] <sedctl> <BadCoderFinger> paulej62: It's not just the java in RHEL 7 that sucks ass.
[02:19:49] <BadCoderFinger> Crap.
[02:19:54] <cmn32480> s/6/7
[02:19:54] * sedctl offers cmn32480 a /
[02:20:03] <cmn32480> s/6/7/
[02:20:57] <cmn32480> grand... and the AV on one of my servers just went tits up
[02:21:13] <cmn32480> always right before you go out of town...
[02:23:21] <paulej72> AV on a server?
[02:23:30] <cmn32480> terminal server
[02:23:34] <SpallsHurgenson> tits on a server?
[02:23:42] <cmn32480> they cost extra
[02:23:50] <cmn32480> TOTALLY worth it
[02:24:22] <cmn32480> paulej72 - not everythgin works in linux. Some thgins only run on windows
[02:24:32] <cmn32480> our accounting package is one of them
[02:24:36] <paulej72> I had the video drivers on a server cause it to KP. I had to not boot it into X the rest of its life as the fix was to upgrade the BIOSes
[02:24:56] <paulej72> on a Dell that was a pain in the neck
[02:25:13] <cmn32480> why didn't you just upgrade the bioses?
[02:26:05] <paulej72> with 4 or 5 differen ones and none of them could be run from linux and they had to be done in the right order.
[02:26:20] <cmn32480> yup
[02:26:41] <cmn32480> That is why we pay for support.
[02:26:49] <cmn32480> let them tell you exactly the right order
[02:26:53] <paulej72> I did not want to kill the server, I did not need x so init 3 was set
[02:27:16] <SirFinkus> this fucking little beetle shit that was flopping around keeping me up last night
[02:27:17] <paulej72> I cant afford that level of support
[02:27:29] <SirFinkus> he's now half crawled in my laptop and he went and died there
[02:27:41] <SirFinkus> the most annoying little shit
[02:27:48] <SirFinkus> worse than moths
[02:27:49] <paulej72> I had a mocking bird keep me up whil I was visitng my parents last spring
[02:28:22] <SirFinkus> this one just kept doing weird little jump flying things all night
[02:28:43] <cmn32480> there is a manual for solving that "to Kill A Mockingbird" I thoguht it was kinda long to explain point and shoot
[02:28:45] <SirFinkus> extremely lousd ones
[02:28:53] <paulej72> for some reason mockingbirds like to court after sunset
[02:29:08] <paulej72> and it was right outside the window.
[02:29:15] <cmn32480> if they'd quit doing illegal stuff, they woudln't have to go to court
[02:29:26] <cmn32480> so you got to watch bird porn?
[02:29:53] <chromas> !grab cmn32480
[02:29:53] <Bender> Added quote 537
[02:29:54] <BadCoderFinger> Did you send the video to Spalls' cat?
[02:30:02] <chromas> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:30:03] <Bender> Added quote 538
[02:30:04] <paulej72> he never shut up so he was not geting any
[02:30:41] <cmn32480> sounds jsut like my house
[02:31:56] <BadCoderFinger> You do realize that you're in IRC and you just criticized a mockingbird for not getting sex... I think my irony meter just exploded.
[02:32:07] <paulej72> well I think I need to catch up on my sleep tonigh. later everyone
[02:32:16] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, later!
[02:32:16] <cmn32480> night paulej72
[02:32:41] <cmn32480> Badcoderfinger - I don't follow?
[02:33:12] <SpallsHurgenson> grrr... too cold with AC, too warm without it...
[02:33:23] <BadCoderFinger> We're in IRC. Denizens of IRC are famous for not getting any.
[02:33:45] <BadCoderFinger> It was just a joke.
[02:34:30] <cmn32480> And thanks for blowing me playing dumb BadCoderFinger
[02:35:28] <cmn32480> sigh... yes, I am well aware of the sterotype for nerds
[02:35:50] <cmn32480> but I'm pretty sure all of us except spalls are wearing pants and not typing from our parents basements
[02:36:33] <cmn32480> I made a very poor attempt at humor, and it failed miserably
[02:36:58] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:36:59] <cmn32480> &*()^ing Windows
[02:37:11] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I blame windows too.
[02:38:14] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:38:15] <Error> ^ 03Raspberry Pi guys want you to go topless in the heat • The Register
[02:38:18] <cmn32480> holy shit... ciri is going nuts in #
[02:39:05] <BadCoderFinger> Well, I just had to see it, now she stops?
[02:39:26] <cmn32480> I think I now understnad how to interact with her
[02:39:34] <cmn32480> ciri: tits on a server
[02:39:41] <cmn32480> fail
[02:39:43] <SpallsHurgenson> I believe the /ignore command is the most important :)
[02:39:53] <cmn32480> i haven't done that yet
[02:39:54] <chromas> disabled here 'cause people
[02:40:04] <cmn32480> ahhhhhhhh
[02:40:10] <cmn32480> I see said the blind man
[02:42:11] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:42:13] <Error> ^ 03Blood chemical predicts brain decline - BBC News
[02:42:49] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:42:51] <Error> ^ 03Nato condemns Putin's nuclear 'sabre-rattling' - BBC News
[02:42:56] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I keep my blood under my mattress, with my money, my passwords and my personal information
[02:43:01] <BadCoderFinger> Dangit. My brain is declining already.
[02:44:12] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[02:44:14] <Error> ^ 03South Korea begins plasma treatment trial for Mers - BBC News
[02:44:38] <SirFinkus> gotta keep those precious bodily fluids under lock and key
[02:44:49] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:44:50] <Error> ^ 03Did climate change scare off vegan dinos for millions of years? 'Yes' • The Register
[02:45:04] <takyon> http://www.marketwatch.com
[02:45:04] <Error> ^ 03The worst trans-fat offender in fast food may be this biscuit - MarketWatch
[02:45:24] <takyon> this is how fast I read the news btw
[02:47:27] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[02:47:28] <Error> ^ 03Danish historian takes KGB claim about journalist to European courts | World news | The Guardian
[02:47:46] <takyon> "A Danish historian fined for claiming a journalist had been a KGB agent during the cold war is going to the European court of human rights, arguing that he was only stating the truth."
[02:50:27] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[02:50:28] <Error> ^ 03Turkish newspaper editor sentenced for insulting president Recep Erdoğan | World news | The Guardian
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[02:54:31] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[02:54:32] <Error> ^ 03Chinese snoops try tracking VPN users with fiendish JSONP trickery • The Register
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[03:05:38] <cmn32480> time for bed. Night everybody
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[03:17:27] <Landon> ooh
[03:17:29] <Landon> new linode kvms
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[04:12:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AT&T Internet Coverage Severely Lacking Despite Merger Promises - http://sylnt.us - promises,-promises
[04:26:08] <cykros> so this isn't submission worthy, but http://www.csmonitor.com
[04:26:09] <Error> ^ 03Underage drinking is down: Are teens partying less? - CSMonitor.com
[04:26:14] <cykros> this is terrible news
[04:26:28] <cykros> wtf is wrong with the youth? are instagram, twitter, and facebook killing the urge to drink?
[04:26:44] <cykros> maybe snapchat and reddit too?
[04:26:50] <cykros> perhaps games?
[04:27:04] <cykros> ugh. have fun with your tech kids, but remember, beer built modern civilization.
[04:27:16] <cykros> beer++
[04:27:16] <Bender> karma - beer: 36
[04:27:48] <cykros> they're not fucking or smoking cigarettes either. or having fights.
[04:27:59] * cykros is terrified for the future
[04:28:29] <cykros> it's almost like we'll have a future civilization where people breed less (or at least fewer unwanted children), don't smoke or drink...
[04:28:39] <cykros> brave new world, here we come...
[04:28:59] <cykros> insanity++
[04:28:59] <Bender> karma - insanity: 2
[04:29:12] * cykros sips some of his lager
[04:29:21] <cykros> so anyway, what's up on the tubes tonight?
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[04:40:24] <Ethanol-fueled> No well-oiled machine was oiled finer than that of Nazi Germany.
[04:44:07] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[04:44:08] <Error> ^ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor English Subtitle - YouTube
[04:45:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Afrika Korps FTW
[04:47:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Erwin Rommel was a beast...a true Desert Fox.
[04:47:27] <Ethanol-fueled> https://en.wikipedia.org
[04:47:28] <Error> ^ 03Wiki: Erwin Rommel
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[04:51:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the Anglosphere.
[04:54:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Panzer des Fuhrerers ihr Britten habt act!
[04:54:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Die sind zu eurer Vernichtung erdacht!
[04:55:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Sie furchten vor Tod und vor Tuefel sich nicht!
[04:56:06] <Ethanol-fueled> An ihnen der britische Hochmut zerbricht!
[04:56:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Es rasseln die Ketten, es drohnt der Motor
[04:57:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Panzer rollen in Afrika vor! Panzer rollen in Afrika vor!
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[07:39:45] <candyman> hi all
[07:39:45] <ciri> hey whats up candyman
[07:40:27] <candyman> NCommander pinged me on barrapunto.com comments or the submission queue. I am the sole remaining founder of the longest-lived (afaik) non-slashdot slash service! Yay me!
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[07:40:57] <candyman> Not that I'm any use, but I thought I'd say hi. Oh, public logs.
[07:41:08] <candyman> I am very useful and modest, actually.
[07:41:25] <juggs> Hi candyman
[07:41:25] <ciri> speak of the devil juggs
[07:41:47] <juggs> best to ignore ciri, it is a bot of the purest evil
[07:42:52] <juggs> I don;t think NCommander is around right now... most likely sleeping
[07:44:02] <candyman> anyhow, barrapunto is now in low-activity mode, but I'd be open to some collaboration. I am useless with Perl, but upon migrating to your fork of slash I could contribute a Spanish localisation.
[07:45:11] <candyman> I'd need help porting the DB over. We have... issues. Including the fact that we maintained our own fork. I hope most schema-changing diffs have been submitted back to Slash. But I can only hope.
[07:46:07] <crutchy> ¿cómo te Candyman?
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[07:49:06] <candyman> anyhow, this would be mid- to long-term. I'm in the middle of an international house move, finishing work projects, etc. I just thought I'd say hi.
[07:53:10] <juggs> candyman, I'm just wrangling the CEO position a the moment, I know NCommander is keen to branch out to other localisations and it's him you need to talk things over with. paulej72 and TheMightyBuzzard are our other main code and DB wranglers. Would be interesting to see how a SN & barrapunto collaboration could work out :) Idle around awhile, I'm sure someone who can talk sense will be along come wakey time in the US. :)
[07:54:37] <candyman> as a heads-up, what has been done to the codebase so far?
[07:55:04] <candyman> and what are the least controversial plans for it?
[08:01:44] <juggs> lot's of bug fixes and cruft removal in the original slashcode base, followed by a move to what we call "rehash" which moved the entire thing over to Apache2 and up to date Perl. A google (or other) for "soylentnews rehash" seems to have the most pertinent stories by NCommander about the latter.
[08:01:50] <juggs> These should help:
[08:01:54] <juggs> https://soylentnews.org
[08:01:54] <juggs> https://soylentnews.org
[08:01:54] <juggs> https://soylentnews.org
[08:01:54] <juggs> https://soylentnews.org
[08:01:54] <Error> ^✓ 03SN article:  Upgrade Plans: Slashcode 15.03/Rehash 15.04 04(50 comments)
[08:01:55] <juggs> https://soylentnews.org
[08:01:56] <Error> ^ 03SN article:  Site Upgrade - Rehash 15.05.1 04(10 comments)
[08:01:57] <Error> ^ 03SN article:  Site Repair Work: Rehash 15.05.3 04(16 comments)
[08:01:58] <Error> ^ 03SN article:  Site Update to rehash 15_05.4 04(13 comments)
[08:01:59] <Error> ^ 03SN comment by [02janrinok (52)] (02Score:5, Insightful)
[08:02:43] <SirFinkus> most of the dev time seems to be concentrated on emoji support, april fools jokes, and breaking the site
[08:03:05] <juggs> There's a 15.05.2 post somewhere too....
[08:03:30] <crutchy> SirFinkus, what else could be more important?
[08:03:35] <crutchy> besides burning pants
[08:03:41] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I forgot the irc bots
[08:03:45] * juggs whacks SirFinkus
[08:03:46] <SirFinkus> 3
[08:03:49] <ciri> 4
[08:03:50] <ciri> 5
[08:03:51] <ciri> 6
[08:03:53] <ciri> 7
[08:03:55] <ciri> 8
[08:03:57] <ciri> 9
[08:03:59] <ciri> 10!
[08:04:00] <SirFinkus> see? they can even count
[08:04:27] <crutchy> 💩
[08:04:28] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[08:04:37] <crutchy> and insult :D
[08:04:53] * SirFinkus would be the resident jackass, but ciri currently holds that position
[08:05:38] <crutchy> any bot that has been kicked from the channel for trying to crack onto the lead dev (without any instructions) has my vote
[08:06:05] <chromas> How do we know SirFinkus isn't also a dev-cracking bot?
[08:06:20] <SirFinkus> I can't pass a turing test
[08:06:36] <crutchy> oh yeah you're definitely just a human then
[08:06:55] <chromas> captcha: captcha
[08:07:18] <crutchy> 8008135++
[08:07:18] <Bender> karma - 8008135: 22
[08:07:54] <crutchy> hmm. i just read a comment that suggested the fed rate follows the market-driven 3 month t-bill
[08:08:06] * crutchy wonders if he should look into that more
[08:37:39] <candyman> juggs: thanks
[08:37:50] <candyman> Iĺl read these now. I hope a more modern captcha is in the list.
[08:44:00] <candyman> not in the changelogs. Moving to recaptcha and similar would be very nice. I'll see if I can work on it.
[09:16:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - FBI Investigating Possible St. Louis Cardinals "Hack" of Houston Astros - http://sylnt.us - it-matters-not-whether-you-win-or-lose,-but-how-you-play-the-game
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[10:14:25] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[10:14:25] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1438
[10:19:43] <TheMightyLaptop> ;weather
[10:19:43] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[10:19:53] <TheMightyLaptop> ;weather stratford, ok
[10:19:54] <MrPlow> Today: Scattered thunderstorms this morning, then mostly cloudy during the afternoon with heavy thunderstorms becoming likely. High around 75F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 100%. 1 to 2 inches of rain expected. Localized flooding is possible. Tomorrow: Variable clouds with showers and
[10:19:54] <MrPlow> ..scattered thunderstorms. High near 80F. Winds NW at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 90%. Localized flooding is expected.
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[10:29:31] <TheMightyLaptop> ;socialist crutchy
[10:29:31] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[10:29:38] <crutchy> ++coffee
[10:29:38] <Error> Karma - coffee: 290
[10:29:38] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:29:38] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1439
[10:29:52] <crutchy> how
[10:29:55] <crutchy> derp
[10:29:59] <crutchy> how's tricks?
[10:30:23] <TheMightyLaptop> eh, fair nuff. almost done with this abysmal trip back to OK
[10:31:02] <TheMightyLaptop> how's the bot scriptage coming along?
[10:31:29] <TheMightyLaptop> exec using the api for the live server yet?
[10:32:38] <TheMightyLaptop> https://soylentnews.org
[10:32:38] <Error> ^✓ 03404 File Not Found
[10:32:44] <TheMightyLaptop> liar
[10:35:34] <paulej72> TheMightyLaptop: I still have not turned on the API for prod
[10:35:52] <TheMightyLaptop> paulej72, click the link. it works for me.
[10:36:25] <TheMightyLaptop> maybe NC did it
[10:36:31] <paulej72> I don't remember doing that
[10:36:59] <chromas> =del .titles.cache/https://soylentnews.org/api.pl?m=user&op=max_uid
[10:36:59] <Error> k
[10:37:01] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[10:37:15] <chromas> (no xml title)
[10:37:52] <TheMightyLaptop> still has a unicode bug like prod had early on i noticed yesterday
[10:41:42] <TheMightyLaptop> !todo
[10:41:42] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) utf8mb4 upgrade 2) add an api call to return a list of nexuses 3) add a nexus field to the api stories list call 4) add an api option to pull only a single nexus 5) get a haircut 6) filtering for the api cause damn
[10:42:00] <TheMightyLaptop> !done 5
[10:42:00] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[10:42:09] <chromas> heh, they're all api-related
[10:42:22] <TheMightyLaptop> almost, yep
[10:42:40] <chromas> 5 refers to the harriness that is unicode
[10:43:25] <TheMightyLaptop> i'd tackle 1 when i get back but i got no vm to break and i don't think pj and nc want that level of breakage on dev
[10:43:29] <paulej72> TheMightyLaptop: the api stuff should not be on, but since NCommander copied the install directory from dev it may have come a long for the ride.
[10:43:38] <TheMightyLaptop> ahh, nod nod
[10:43:52] <paulej72> I do not know if it is getting proper updates on prod
[10:43:58] <TheMightyLaptop> it ninja'd its way in i guess
[10:44:08] <chromas> apis want to be free
[10:44:54] <TheMightyLaptop> not been any updates to it to speak of since the ginormous upgrade
[10:45:36] <paulej72> or else install fixes for mp2 a2 broke checking site_info before installing a plugin
[10:45:53] <TheMightyLaptop> worth a look
[10:46:21] <paulej72> I just pushed out a semi major update last night
[10:46:49] <TheMightyLaptop> and you didn't think the api would be all that useful. it already found a bug and isn't even sposed to be live yet.
[10:49:17] * TheMightyLaptop is killing time until he gets to go sit in court for hours
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[10:54:53] <TheMightyLaptop> i think it would prolly annoy the judge
[10:54:59] <paulej72> jury duty TheMightyLaptop?
[10:55:02] <chromas> Yeah, demonstrate you know how computers and the law works, then they won't want you on the jury so you can leave
[10:55:28] <TheMightyLaptop> nah, custody stuff for me compadre
[10:56:27] <TheMightyLaptop> i don't technically gotta go but i'd dig seeing him get other than fucked by the system for a change
[10:57:24] <TheMightyLaptop> scuse me whilst i have a reboot. kernel upgradage.
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[11:18:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SpaceX will hold a Hyperloop Pod Competition in 2016 - http://sylnt.us - zoom-zoom
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[11:20:55] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[11:20:56] <Error> ^ 03Error
[11:20:59] <chromas> teehee
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[12:49:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Virginia Adopting Fulltime Online Option For Public Schools - http://sylnt.us - telecommuting-isn't-just-for-adults-anymore
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[13:48:45] <janrinok> hi guys
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[15:59:15] <NutNutMexican> Gotdamn, it's a beautiful day.
[15:59:32] <NutNutMexican> I LOVE not having to work for a living! HAhahahahheeeheehoooooooo!
[16:00:01] <NutNutMexican> Collecting welfare and hanging out at the beach all day. Life don't get much better than this.
[16:05:27] <NutNutMexican> sip a margarita and read Robert X Cringly's Accidental Empires.
[16:05:41] <NutNutMexican> A book about the early history of home computing.
[16:06:47] NutNutMexican is now known as NutNutMexican|FUK
[16:37:34] <rune> Should be a fun 55 weeks.
[17:22:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - More Projects are Fleeing from SourceForge - http://sylnt.us - so-long,-suckers
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[18:42:39] <swiss> god damn, a margarita sounds nice
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[20:26:09] <cmn32480> god damn broken planes
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[21:50:20] <TheMightyLaptop> woot, complete victory on the roomie's custody case
[21:50:47] <mechanicjay> woot
[21:51:00] <mechanicjay> Hey Mighty -- how's it going?
[21:52:30] <TheMightyLaptop> havin a very good day
[21:53:28] <mechanicjay> good to hear!
[21:54:40] <TheMightyLaptop> nasty bug in a game i'm hosting a server for got fixed and i deployed then the custody thing plus drinking later.
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[22:14:01] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:14:01] <Error> Karma - coffee: 291
[22:14:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:14:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1440
[22:14:28] * crutchy was gunna do some scripting last night on my lappy, but i wound up just watching movies instead
[22:15:25] <mechanicjay> I hate it when that happens.
[22:20:33] <crutchy> http://www.bbc.com
[22:20:35] <Error> ^ 03US balcony collapse: Water damage investigated - BBC News
[22:21:50] <crutchy> having twice the load that the balcony was prolly designed for wouldn't have helped either
[22:23:58] <NutNutMexican|FUK> HAHAHAHA
[22:24:14] NutNutMexican|FUK is now known as NutNutMexican
[22:24:47] <crutchy> http://time.com
[22:24:48] <Error> ^ 03Amazon Says 30-Minute Drone Delivery Is Possible
[22:24:59] <NutNutMexican> crutchy, you australian scum, I doubt you even have balconies there.
[22:25:09] <NutNutMexican> I've never seen a 2-story building in straya
[22:25:39] <NutNutMexican> balconies are a marvel of American engineering.
[22:25:46] <crutchy> i work in a 3 storey building, but that's about the tallest in the town where i live
[22:26:11] <crutchy> though there are 20-odd storey power station boiler houses nearby
[22:26:32] <crutchy> tall buildings mainly in melbourne and sydney
[22:26:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Robots to 3D-print a Steel Bridge Mid-Air over an Amsterdam Canal - http://sylnt.us - heavy-metal
[22:26:35] <crutchy> and gold coast
[22:27:25] <crutchy> balconies suck. gimme a my quarter acre and a 6x4m pergola anyday
[22:27:55] <crutchy> at least i can fit an outdoor setting
[22:28:10] <crutchy> and bbq :D
[22:29:25] <crutchy> bugger. gotta go to work and service the man
[22:29:32] <crutchy> catch yas later
[22:29:36] <mechanicjay> have fun servicing!
[22:30:01] <NutNutMexican> Hah. Working for a living.
[22:30:07] <NutNutMexican> It's for the birds.
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[23:00:32] <rune> Getting a steady paycheck is for chumps.
[23:03:27] <mechanicjay> Yeah, I hate being self-reliant and able to support my family.
[23:07:12] <AndyTheAbsurd> paychecks rely on other people to be able to pay you
[23:07:30] <mechanicjay> ^^buzzkill
[23:07:53] <mechanicjay> s/buzz/self-righteous-prick/g
[23:07:53] <sedctl> <mechanicjay> ^^self-righteous-prickkill
[23:08:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> you're better off just growing your own food in a disused portion of a national forest park
[23:08:27] <rune> Where do I find some Internet seeds? I want to keep using that.
[23:08:28] <ciri> not sure rune
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[23:09:55] <paulej72> AndyTheAbsurd: you can grow weed there too
[23:10:57] <paulej72> best to grow weed on someone else property
[23:11:44] <NutNutMexican> haha. A bunch of butthurt hate from folks who know nothing about what I put into that fucking place.
[23:12:09] <paulej72> your dick right
[23:12:23] <AndyTheAbsurd> paulej72: I'm at a Linux Users Group meeting where we're talking about TaskWarrior - our sample project is growing "the product" from seeds to deliver to "the Columbians".
[23:12:46] <NutNutMexican> I wish, pauley. The only chance I had was blown because another woman got too wasted and fell into a ditch.
[23:12:58] <paulej72> bypass the Columbians they are middlemen just stealing profit
[23:13:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> one of these days, I'm going to get these meetings live-streaming to the internet.
[23:13:34] <NutNutMexican> Andy, if you have connections to llelo, you can get pretty rich quick.
[23:14:20] <NutNutMexican> You can get 40 bucks a gram, and if people are desperate you can cut it and harvest even more profit.
[23:14:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> NutNutMexican: we're not ACTUALLY growing "the product".
[23:15:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> At least, if any of us, we're not discussing at a LUG meeting in a public library.
[23:15:13] <AndyTheAbsurd> s/us,/us are,/
[23:15:13] <sedctl> <AndyTheAbsurd> At least, if any of us are, we're not discussing at a LUG meeting in a public library.
[23:17:34] <NutNutMexican> andy, I considered attending one. Do Linux nerds get along in meatspace?
[23:20:19] <AndyTheAbsurd> Generally yes, usually. I haven't witnessed any violence, anyway. I've heard that there were issues in the past but they did get resolved with nothing worse than some shouting.
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[23:21:18] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:21:22] <NutNutMexican> sup
[23:22:03] <BadCoderFinger> Updates, emails, usual.
[23:22:36] <NutNutMexican> red like a lobster.
[23:23:16] <NutNutMexican> We just had a nasty tuna crab infestation as well.
[23:23:17] <NutNutMexican> http://a.abcnews.com
[23:23:47] <paulej72> NutNutMexican: they have medicine for that
[23:25:14] <BadCoderFinger> That looks a lot like the big bridge in Pensacola.
[23:25:32] <NutNutMexican> I think that's Ocean Beach in San Diego, but I could be wrong.
[23:26:29] <paulej72> as opposed to lake beach
[23:26:30] <BadCoderFinger> In any case, sucks about the crabs.
[23:26:44] <paulej72> are they edible?
[23:27:12] <NutNutMexican> pauley, they are actually little lobsters, with an overall length between thumb and forefinger.
[23:27:26] <NutNutMexican> The dogs at the beach ate lots of them.
[23:28:04] <NutNutMexican> A human could probably eat them but there's slim pickens.
[23:28:07] <AndyTheAbsurd> ...now we've got a fake DogeCoin mining operation to conceal the grow op before we sell the product to the columbians...
[23:28:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> this is the most hilarious LUG meeting ever.
[23:28:56] <paulej72> just create a darknet site and sell directly to your users
[23:30:22] <NutNutMexican> business shuts my head off. You can get any good idea, and "how can we monetize this?" alerts everybody to that it's gonna turn to shit soon.
[23:31:08] <Landon> euuuurgh
[23:31:17] <Landon> recruiter emailed me at my (unpublished) work address
[23:31:23] <Landon> the fuck, dude
[23:31:30] <BadCoderFinger> Ouch man.
[23:31:33] <AndyTheAbsurd> lovely
[23:31:38] <NutNutMexican> Landon, why is that a bad thing?
[23:31:40] <BadCoderFinger> Might want to dust off the resume just in case.
[23:32:00] <Landon> NutNutMexican: because it's awkward and if he was truly interested in me he would have found one of my other email addresses
[23:32:18] <Landon> website... resume... github... or even the one to @lfowles.org on my linkedin contact information
[23:32:27] <Landon> instead he "bruteforced" my work email
[23:32:41] <Landon> when asked how he got it, he even said "Good old fashioned research"
[23:32:43] <Landon> uh huh
[23:33:02] <NutNutMexican> I had the fucking temp agency who hired me at the job I was working at for 5 years contact me not only by phone but e-mail like 2-3 times.
[23:33:48] <Landon> although, this is a job I would have given my left testicle fo rright out of college
[23:33:52] <NutNutMexican> But I had a good attitude about it...even if they were trying to get rid of me, they didn't have a direct avenue, which meant that I could sue them for something.
[23:33:52] <Landon> but I'm pretty comfy as is
[23:34:04] <Landon> salary not the best, but I do get to do an hour of work a week and get highly praised for it
[23:34:08] <takyon> b e e r t i m e
[23:34:43] <NutNutMexican> Working is awesome.
[23:34:50] <takyon> oh did you get employed
[23:35:00] <NutNutMexican> Fuck no!
[23:35:04] <NutNutMexican> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:35:05] <takyon> gotcha
[23:35:55] <NutNutMexican> fuck you, ticket-shuffler. I slashed my finger open and hurt my back many times for those fuckers.
[23:37:18] <NutNutMexican> They got more than a net's market rate for the fruits of my labor.
[23:39:52] <paulej72> NutNutMexican: you selling sperm again
[23:40:51] <BadCoderFinger> That explains the tuna crab explosion, I guess.
[23:40:56] <NutNutMexican> pauley, a Mexican like me doesn't need to sell sperm, 'cause we give it away.
[23:41:07] <NutNutMexican> Nutnutnutnut!
[23:41:17] <paulej72> well there's your problem
[23:41:43] <NutNutMexican> Pauley, then tell yo bitches to stop being knocked up by us.
[23:41:52] <NutNutMexican> We can't help it, we are handsome.
[23:41:57] <NutNutMexican> and FERTILE.
[23:42:07] <paulej72> why buy the cow when you git the "milk" for free
[23:42:44] <takyon> http://www.newbelgium.com
[23:42:45] <Error> ^ 03Bottle Folly Pack Variety pack beer - New Belgium Brewing
[23:43:26] <takyon> New Belgium needs a 12 pk of Snapshot
[23:48:34] <NutNutMexican> smokin blunts on the beach is fun.
[23:49:11] <NutNutMexican> do you know what is a "blunt," son?
[23:49:14] <NutNutMexican> HAHAHAHAHAH
[23:49:38] <NutNutMexican> A blunt is a good way to circumvent quitting tobacco.
[23:52:01] <NutNutMexican> https://www.youtube.com
[23:52:01] <Error> ^ 03Phish - Golgi Apparatus (Studio Version) - YouTube
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[23:59:46] <SpallsHurgenson> so, you all see this?
[23:59:47] <SpallsHurgenson> http://arstechnica.com
[23:59:53] <Error> ^ 03Put away the poutine: Soylent ships to Canada starting today | Ars Technica