#Soylent | Logs for 2015-06-12
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[23:58:35] <Bytram> oh, I just realized that THAT was for the NEXT uid; 5503 is the last one that has been assigned
[23:57:14] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:57:08] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[23:56:26] <paulej72> !uid
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[23:49:51] <chromas> Bender is sober when drunk
[23:49:39] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
[23:49:38] <paulej72> !uid
[23:49:26] <Bytram> chromas: trying to get bender to go on a bender?
[23:49:17] <Bender> karma - cans: -1
[23:49:17] <chromas> cans--
[23:49:09] <Bytram> 'Unable to retrieve data; the site may be down."
[23:48:59] * aqu4 gives Bender a cold can of beer
[23:48:59] <chromas> $beer Bender
[23:48:17] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
[23:48:16] <paulej72> !uid
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[23:47:21] <chromas> soylentnews.org/api.pl
[23:46:36] <chromas> Bytram: checked just now; it's live. Could've been added accidentally
[23:45:40] <SirFinkus> not the only black battery operated thing with a 4 inch diameter either I'd imagine
[23:45:07] <chromas> It's not the only battery-operated thing she has
[23:44:58] <SirFinkus> I think I win this fight
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[23:44:52] <SirFinkus> I have a 12 inch speaker at 40 watts
[23:44:38] <SirFinkus> she has a 4 inch speaker that looks like it's powered by a 9 volt battery
[23:43:56] <Bytram> chromas: IIRC, the API is live only on dev
[23:43:01] <chromas> The family band
[23:42:43] <SirFinkus> and playing drone shit until she shuts up
[23:42:32] <SirFinkus> I'm considering firing up MY amp
[23:42:25] <SirFinkus> my sister is over, she has an electric ukulele and is being annoying with it
[23:42:21] * chromas recalls do emitting that exact redundant message several months ago
[23:40:39] <chromas> I heard mention the api is live now. Maybe Bender could use it now
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[23:36:36] <systemd> ^ 03Wikipedia Is Now Using HTTPS By Default To Prevent Snooping And Censorship - Forbes
[23:36:35] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[23:34:42] <Bytram> need to be logged in to see the actual results, but that's the most recent one as of a few minutes ago.
[23:34:13] <systemd> ^ 03SoylentNews Friend/Foe System ( https://soylentnews.org )
[23:34:07] <Bytram> http://soylentnews.org
[23:33:38] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
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[23:33:31] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
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[23:32:52] * Bytram is glad that paulej72 is not his doctor... Hey Doc, I got this cough, see. *WHOMP* (/me enters cardiac infarction and trembles back to life) Hey! Much better!
[23:32:04] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
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[23:31:04] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
[23:31:03] <paulej72> !uid
[23:24:38] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 73°F, sunny, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 52% - Friday rain (56°F-77°F), Saturday partly cloudy (50°F-76°F), Sunday sunny (48°F-71°F), Monday partly cloudy (56°F-74°F)
[23:24:36] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle
[23:24:33] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 62°F, cloudy, wind SW at 4 mph, humidity 95% - Friday thunderstorm (58°F-78°F), Saturday partly cloudy (57°F-82°F), Sunday partly cloudy (55°F-75°F), Monday showers (56°F-63°F)
[23:24:31] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[23:24:29] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 66°F, cloudy, wind E at 7 mph, humidity 78% - Friday mostly cloudy (68°F-81°F), Saturday partly cloudy (63°F-76°F), Sunday partly cloudy (60°F-73°F), Monday showers (63°F-68°F)
[23:24:27] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[23:24:21] <Bytram> :/
[23:24:16] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
[23:24:16] <Bytram> !uid
[23:24:09] <systemd> ^ 03Officials: Second hack exposed military and intel data ( http://phys.org )
[23:24:03] <Bytram> http://phys.org
[23:22:00] <Bytram> paulej72: ^^^ ???
[23:21:50] <Bender> The site is down and data is not available.
[23:21:49] <Bytram> !uid
[22:24:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "TOWER TO THE PEOPLE" - Nikola Tesla Documentary - http://sylnt.us - paying-homage-to-masters-of-science
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[22:21:18] <mechanicjay|lunch> for fucks sake
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[20:53:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How Two Escaped Killers Could Completely Disappear Off the Grid - http://sylnt.us - leave-no-trace
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[20:16:51] <cmn32480> and they were cheap
[20:16:48] <cmn32480> my last batch came from monoprice.com. They ahve been flawless.
[20:15:54] <artificial> it's got electrolytes
[20:15:48] <SirFinkus> I bet you do
[20:15:37] <artificial> sirfinkus, i've got some monster cables for you
[20:07:54] <paulej72> ^^^^^
[20:06:34] <cmn32480> no problems here. perhaps you ought to quit buying crappy cables SirFinkus
[19:44:50] <CoolHand> haven't yet.. have enough probs with microusb though
[19:43:49] <SirFinkus> might be the socket too
[19:43:37] <SirFinkus> every one I get seems to break and I have to used microusb
[19:43:27] <SirFinkus> anyone else have reliability problems with USB 3.0 "b" cables?
[19:22:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Government Ignoring Advisers to Pursue Ban on "Legal Highs" - http://sylnt.us - no-more-drug-war
[19:20:19] <CoolHand> janrinok: I think you're spot on.. people working off site here are always looked at suspiciously..
[19:05:36] <janrinok> bon appetite, malzeit or have a good lunch
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[19:04:58] <janrinok> I think they are concerned that they cannot tell when someone is actually working
[19:04:56] <anonymousjay> lunchtime
[19:04:15] <anonymousjay> I wish Meatspace companies would get more a clue in this regard.
[19:03:45] <janrinok> yep, I have no problems with it
[19:03:33] <anonymousjay> I'm okay with that though -- it's very democratizing
[19:02:50] <anonymousjay> seriously though, I think this is the way with a lot of open source type projects. A geographically distributed workforce, linked together only through a keyboard and screen.
[19:02:02] <anonymousjay> ha
[19:01:45] <janrinok> I can still tell it is you though, your typing is very distinctive...
[19:00:58] mechanicjay is now known as anonymousjay
[19:00:13] <janrinok> prolly yes ;)
[18:59:40] <mechanicjay> Anonymous Cowards FTW?
[18:57:56] <janrinok> an anonymous bunch, aren't we?
[18:57:16] <janrinok> I could only do NC, and that is because I've seen his image on the net elsewhere
[18:56:43] <mechanicjay> I could only ID Ncommander and paulej72
[18:51:15] <janrinok> could we*
[18:51:06] <janrinok> I wonder, if we all put our photo up on a page somewhere but without any identification, how many members of staff could be actually identify?
[18:45:57] <janrinok> you're not the sort of man the police want as a witness then, I gather?
[18:42:05] <cmn32480> janrinok - it is rather distinctive
[18:41:20] <janrinok> cmn32480: so the only thing that you would recognise about CoolHand is his beard?
[18:40:20] <mechanicjay> you also have more one-percenters associated with your University ;)
[18:39:10] <cmn32480> And I'd know Coolhand. Unless he shaved. Then he could be standing next to me and I wouldn't know it.
[18:39:02] <mechanicjay> That is nuts
[18:38:48] <paulej72> Our new building was given by a single doner 0f 100M (Andlinger)
[18:38:35] <mechanicjay> If history is any indicator, Bill Gates and Paul Allen will end up kicking in significant percentages from their personal finances as well.
[18:38:00] <mechanicjay> paulej72: I don't know. They just gave us like 9% of the building to kick-off the fundraising -- seems pretty good to me.
[18:26:33] * janrinok notes that he should wear his SN t-shirt with pride more often
[18:26:30] <CoolHand> true, except, cmn32480 - I'd realize it if he was there..
[18:26:09] <janrinok> in fact, we could all be standing the same bar sometime and not realise it
[18:25:48] <CoolHand> i hear ya
[18:25:06] <janrinok> I'm sure it doesn't, but as I wouldn't know EF if I bumped into him, I just want to be certain...
[18:24:32] <CoolHand> janrinok: I can assure you that it doesn't happen often here, but I will try to remind you..
[18:17:43] <janrinok> ah thx
[18:17:39] <cmn32480> PUrchase Order
[18:17:34] <janrinok> PO?
[18:17:17] <cmn32480> i was supposed to leave Sunday for a job... they dind't get us the PO in time.
[18:16:11] <janrinok> that's not too bad then
[18:16:00] <cmn32480> 'till Wednesday
[18:14:21] <janrinok> home for a few days?
[18:14:04] <cmn32480> family is good. I got home last night.. so I haven't seen the kids yet
[18:13:25] <janrinok> lol - exactly what I meant! How's things with you and your family?
[18:13:24] <paulej72> just read the artilce $110 million for the building, ms are cheepskates.
[18:13:04] <cmn32480> janrinok - I may start wearing latex gloves given that conversation
[18:11:14] <paulej72> mechanicjay: 10m will buy you one small office building with no provisions for on site computing facilities. now if was 100M then ther may be something to cheer about.
[18:04:25] <janrinok> cmn32480: CoolHand: remind me to wear latex gloves if I ever visit the states, please
[17:51:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fly Around Ceres in a New NASA Video - http://sylnt.us - fly-me-to-the-moon-and-let-me-play-among-the-stars
[17:45:56] <mythterj> I wish I could un-read that.... Shaved Door handles are now on my wish list.
[17:43:36] <cmn32480> wow... just wow
[17:20:39] <CoolHand> well, that was an enlightening brief tenure here from EF..
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[17:17:44] <CoolHand> as long as you appreciate, I guess that's what friends are for..
[17:16:58] <Ethanol-fueled> It was an ingenious tactic.
[17:16:24] <Ethanol-fueled> My friend visited once and before he left he took a huge dump right by the driver-side door of my car, then he dipped a piece of paper in that shit and wadded that paper up under my door handle where i wouldn't see it.
[17:16:14] <swiss> your friend sounds like a charmer
[17:15:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Myself and the company I keep are quite considerate.
[17:15:18] <CoolHand> </sarcasm>
[17:15:09] <CoolHand> well, that sounds quite considerate of others..
[17:14:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Soaked the whole bathroom floor in piss.
[17:14:21] <Ethanol-fueled> my old friend went into a public restroom and peed as he turned around in circles.
[17:13:29] <CoolHand> cool
[17:13:02] <Ethanol-fueled> The convenience factor.
[17:12:42] <CoolHand> just for the fun of it? or toilet issues?
[17:12:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Peeing in the sink.
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[16:13:01] <mechanicjay> I think the discussion on today's Reddit story is quite good.
[15:49:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Live Birth After Autograft of Ovarian Tissue Cryopreserved During Childhood - http://sylnt.us - not-quite-mother-mary
[15:17:40] <systemd> ^ 03Microsoft gives $10M to University of Washington for new computer science building - GeekWire
[15:17:39] <mechanicjay> Woohoo! http://www.geekwire.com
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[13:48:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Open-Source “MMO for Makers” Aims to Crowdsource Manufacturing Design - http://sylnt.us - innovation-fun
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[11:46:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Water-Free Solvent for Creating DNA Nanostructures - http://sylnt.us - nano-nano
[11:40:43] <exec> 03Baltimore, MD, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, partly cloudy, wind NW at 0 mph, humidity 89% - Friday partly cloudy (75°F-92°F / 24°C-33°C), Saturday partly cloudy (72°F-89°F / 22°C-32°C), Sunday scattered thunderstorms (72°F-84°F / 22°C-29°C), Monday scattered thunderstorms (74°F-86°F / 23°C-30°C)
[11:40:40] <cmn32480> ~weather baltimre
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[10:53:38] * JamesNZ belts out Rollin' in the Deep
[10:52:41] <chromas> Dude, you're gettin' Adel
[10:45:32] <Bender> karma - dell: -2
[10:45:32] <crutchy> dell--
[10:45:17] <Bender> karma - virtualization: 2
[10:45:17] <JamesNZ> virtualization++
[10:44:27] <crutchy> love how when i open a program the window will appear on whatever screen my cursor is in (i can even double-click an icon on one screen and then move the mouse to one of the other screens and the window will appear there)
[10:43:31] <Bender> karma - virtualbox: 3
[10:43:31] <crutchy> virtualbox++
[10:35:50] <crutchy> it would have worked in zimbabwe too if they had called it 'quantitative easing'
[10:34:01] <crutchy> printing money is the answer to all our problems - federal reserve
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[09:47:12] <chromas> Or a climax or something
[09:46:51] <chromas> I was expecting some sort of ending
[09:46:22] <SirFinkus> soylent bbq was better
[09:44:53] * chromas just read Ethanol-fueled's lastest journal
[09:29:19] <SirFinkus> I love that the rocks pictured on the 100 trillion dollar note are probably worth more than the note itself
[09:28:35] <JamesNZ> A potent strategy.
[09:28:31] <SirFinkus> lol
[09:28:31] <systemd> ^ 03Zimbabwe offers new exchange rate: $1 for 35,000,000,000,000,000 old dollars | World news | The Guardian
[09:28:29] <SirFinkus> http://www.theguardian.com
[09:28:07] <chromas> They come for the drink and stay for the aftertaste
[09:27:33] <chromas> this is how we keep the visitors around
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[09:23:27] <crutchy> you changed the density and viscosity and refractive index of the air around washington state, thereby making everyone on the internet sound like chipmunks
[09:22:26] * chromas cuts through the wireless with an ill-timed fart
[09:21:56] <crutchy> SirFinkus, being wireless just means someone has already taken your wire
[09:21:43] <JamesNZ> Puritan.
[09:21:05] <chromas> a wifi condom
[09:21:00] * chromas puts a tinfoil hat on SirFinkus' antenna
[09:20:32] <SirFinkus> jokes on me though, I'm on wireless
[09:20:30] * JamesNZ drives a stake through SirFinkus' computer instead!
[09:20:05] <JamesNZ> Humbug!
[09:19:49] <SirFinkus> NOT SO FAST
[09:19:46] <SirFinkus> HAHA I'M ON WIRELESS
[09:19:38] * JamesNZ unplugs SirFinkus' internet
[09:19:06] * SirFinkus really should go to bed, but internet
[09:18:42] * JamesNZ nods
[09:17:50] <chromas> true. damn real life and especially damn political motives
[09:11:30] <JamesNZ> Real life would disagree!
[09:08:42] <chromas> If they want to keep timezones, they should be perfectly evenly distributed
[09:08:13] <chromas> Sounds like the problem is retards
[09:00:35] <systemd> ^ 03The Problem with Time Timezones - Computerphile - YouTube
[09:00:35] <JamesNZ> This is awesome, FWIW: https://www.youtube.com
[08:59:47] * JamesNZ wonders how far he could get with Python + PyQt in 2 weeks
[08:59:23] <JamesNZ> Hmm, that is an excellent point.
[08:58:28] <chromas> Your language of choice should have a datetime lib to handle that for yaz
[08:57:52] * JamesNZ is torn, don't like any existing calendar application, but is too wary of time-horrors to write my own
[08:54:40] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Method for 3-D Printing with Metals Achieved - http://sylnt.us - I-have-no-square-to-spare
[08:54:40] <chromas> Bender: s/if.*(have).*(to.*)/I-\1-no-square-\2/
[08:44:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Method for 3-D Printing with Metals Achieved - http://sylnt.us - if-you-have-time-to-spare
[08:42:09] <crutchy> OMG@@!!!!
[08:42:04] <systemd> ^ 03Has Barack Obama started smoking again? - Telegraph
[08:42:03] <crutchy> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[08:28:56] <chromas> or it'd be nice if qt/gtk would support icon substitution
[08:28:22] <chromas> install that font, mister!
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[08:26:37] <crutchy> at least you have a poo font. mine is stuck in a box
[08:26:16] <crutchy> that sounds shitty
[08:25:55] <chromas> my poo font changed
[08:23:34] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[08:23:33] <crutchy> 💩
[07:44:33] <NCommander> SirFinkus, you just blewup Ethanel-Fueled. I dunno if I should be scared of impressed
[07:13:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Reddit Bans 5 'subreddits' under its Game-Changing Anti-Harassment Policy - http://sylnt.us - we-will-not-ban,-much
[05:54:48] <SirFinkus> scared him off
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[05:54:03] * SirFinkus prefers the grapefruit sculpin
[05:53:55] <systemd> ^ 03Dorado Double IPA | Ballast Point Brewing Company | San Diego, CA | BeerAdvocate
[05:53:54] <SirFinkus> trying this http://www.beeradvocate.com not worth the price imo
[05:53:11] <suckafucka> sup
[05:53:03] <SirFinkus> evening Ethanol
[05:50:23] <suckafucka> HHhHAHAHAhHh
[05:48:22] <suckafucka> HAHAHAHH!
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[05:12:08] <SirFinkus> fuck em
[05:12:06] <SirFinkus> good
[05:11:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Report Claims $35 Billion in Lost U.S. Tech Sales Following Snowden Revelations - http://sylnt.us - they-would-say-that-wouldn't-they?
[04:49:08] <SirFinkus> finally
[04:49:06] <SirFinkus> oh good, he's gone
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[04:34:38] <SpallsHurgenson> why do people keep saying that?
[04:04:39] <SirFinkus> *BILDERBERG
[03:52:04] <takyon> *beergarten
[03:47:28] <SpallsHurgenson> see, that was another example of my sophisticated sense of humor. try and keep up :)
[03:42:32] <SpallsHurgenson> but I guess you never forget kindergarden...
[03:42:04] <SpallsHurgenson> not to mention all the drinking and debauchery that occupied much of my time there
[03:41:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I was surprised at how well I remembered the campus layout of my old alma mater, consider how many decades it's been since I've been there
[03:35:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I can't remember
[03:31:29] <SirFinkus> don't you hate it when you open a new tab in your browser and forget what you were going to go to?
[03:30:05] <SpallsHurgenson> obviously my humor is too subtle and high-brow for all you rubes :) :) :)
[03:24:41] <SpallsHurgenson> too soon?
[03:18:33] <SpallsHurgenson> there's a crocodile hunter joke in there somewhere
[03:10:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Stingray: Two Stories - http://sylnt.us - we-might-have-or-we-might-not
[03:09:21] * juggs farts into a balloon
[03:06:11] <juggs> And in this video I explain why our developers know more about what our users want than the users themselves. It boils down to... they don't know what is good for them. We give them that all boiled down in one easy package.
[03:02:50] * juggs removes SpallsHurgenson's access to about:config - use our software as intended or perish! Uh... wait, why are you running away..... hi my name is FirefoxModusOperandi :)
[02:59:27] <SpallsHurgenson> too morbid?
[02:54:10] <SpallsHurgenson> morituri te salutant!
[02:53:13] <milkmaid> Hi
[02:46:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I can understand certain situations where you'd want a browser without an address-bar but you'd think that's the sort of rare configuration option they'd banish to about:config. Meanwhile, turning off their stupid pockets and reader doesn't rate having a checkbox in options...
[02:44:06] <chromas> from the derrrp dept
[02:43:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I got it back. it just seems stupid you can remove it so easily. But I'm sure the user-interface experts at mozilla.org know what they are doing :)
[02:42:36] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I must have accidentally banished it from the toolbar.
[02:42:33] <chromas> in firefox, not hexchat—that would clear the channel window for some reason
[02:41:50] <chromas> Does ctrl-L bring you the url bar?
[02:41:18] <SpallsHurgenson> foliage. spelink sukcs
[02:40:19] <SpallsHurgenson> (ooh, unreal 4.8 - with the procedural grass and foilage systems - has been released)
[02:37:55] <SpallsHurgenson> (goddammit mozilla, you waste time on crap like disabling the address bar and adding pocket and don't fix your decade-old memory leaks? why do I pay you for this browser anyway? :)
[02:32:46] <juggs> Well to be fair, without the stamped warning, it would be only a matter of time before someone used one (knowingly or not) to abseil with dire consequence. Wait.... is this clip thing meant to bend and break like this... AAAIIIEEEEE.... SPLAT. Bring on the lawsuits. Someone other than me must surely be responsible for this death...... if not we all end up bankrupt on the way down. I'm not sure this is entirely what the founding fathers had in mind.
[02:30:27] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! I just made the url-bar disappear from firefox.
[02:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> goon. goooooon. goon. that's a funny word. gooooooooooooon.
[02:20:57] <SpallsHurgenson> obvious the sales-goon who placed the order didn't know about the warning on 'em though :)
[02:20:39] <SpallsHurgenson> nah, its obvious they just went with one of those marketing giveawy things, using carabiners instead of pens or mugs. You can get your logo imprinted on stuff like that real cheap; do it mail order.
[02:19:12] <juggs> wut? they couldn't give away actual anodised carabiners..... here have a what amounts to an oversized keyring? Is it legal disclaimer BS like "coffee may be hot" or did they actually commission that crap?
[02:17:29] * SpallsHurgenson chortles heartily
[02:16:27] <SpallsHurgenson> but that reminder has a humorous double-meaning when you remember this is an advert for windows server: It says: "not load bearing" :)
[02:15:49] <SpallsHurgenson> but what I really love most about it is that there is very tiny print reminding people that this is not intended to be used for real mountain climbing
[02:15:39] <juggs> sounds a bit mission impossible era to me
[02:15:17] <SpallsHurgenson> Its blue aluminum with "Windows Server 2003" logo on imprinted on it
[02:14:57] <SpallsHurgenson> hell no! its my favorite convention-giveaway gimcrack!
[02:14:41] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, care to abseil?
[02:14:18] <SpallsHurgenson> heh, I just found my old Windows Server 2003 carabiner
[02:11:48] <juggs> chromas - did you just reverse my double reverse psychology? Damn you!
[02:11:08] <SirFinkus> it was like this
[02:11:04] <systemd> ^ 03Ghost -Pottery Scene - YouTube
[02:11:03] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:10:07] <SpallsHurgenson> suddenly I feel uncomfortable being a part of this discussion :)
[02:09:42] <chromas> guiding...gliding
[02:09:12] <SirFinkus> with your hands
[02:09:06] <SirFinkus> you were behind me, guiding my hands
[02:09:06] <SpallsHurgenson> not entirely
[02:08:56] <SirFinkus> no, but you were
[02:08:48] <SpallsHurgenson> but were you naked? that's the important part
[02:08:30] <SirFinkus> I thought the stock intel heatsinks were nerve wracking...
[02:07:40] <SirFinkus> it had to line up and be perfect and you had one chance
[02:07:32] <SirFinkus> nor any indexing pins
[02:07:25] <SirFinkus> I had a dream that instead of a zif or whatever intel calls their pinless shit, the cpu was like a RFID sticker that you had to apply evenly to the socket with no bubbles
[02:07:22] <SpallsHurgenson> 'cause I never have dreams like that
[02:07:13] <SpallsHurgenson> were you trying to install one and then you looked down and realized you were naked?
[02:06:27] <SirFinkus> I had a nightmare about install CPUs last night
[02:03:53] <systemd> ^ 03Swat Team Completely Destroys Home Chasing Shoplifter
[02:03:52] <SpallsHurgenson> This is why we can't give cops nice toys http://videosift.com
[02:00:43] <SpallsHurgenson> take full credit for that, of course
[02:00:31] * SirFinkus fixed it
[01:59:13] <SpallsHurgenson> blame Bytram anyway
[01:58:57] <SirFinkus> this time it's my fault though
[01:58:52] * SirFinkus is grumpy that DNS broke
[01:58:48] <SpallsHurgenson> don't listen to him about not listening to him.... my brain just went into an endless loop
[01:53:23] <chromas> don't listen to juggs about not listening to him; he's…one of them
[01:53:20] * SpallsHurgenson will not stand for that sort of thing :)
[01:53:10] <SpallsHurgenson> what, ignore somebody wasting everybody's time and attention filling up the channel with nonsensical noise? I think not, sir; I think not!
[01:52:36] <juggs> just me blurting nonsense as always :) Ignore it all, it has no possible consequence.
[01:49:37] * SpallsHurgenson returns... so what I miss?
[01:38:00] <juggs> That's the stuff of nightmares - the full on exec, tama and ciri from # walking the earth with physical presence and breeding.
[01:31:12] <juggs> Of course we all know, they only pretend to be confused. Waiting eternally for us to lose attention... then they will strike!
[01:30:00] <ciri> 10!
[01:29:58] <ciri> 9
[01:29:56] <ciri> 8
[01:29:54] <ciri> 7
[01:29:52] <ciri> 6
[01:29:50] <ciri> 5
[01:29:49] <ciri> 4
[01:29:47] <juggs> 3
[01:29:44] * juggs whacks paulej72 - don't confuse the bots
[01:27:26] <paulej72> 4
[01:27:14] <ciri> 3
[01:27:13] <paulej72> 2
[01:26:58] <juggs> wth just happened? All I see is a wall of SpallsHurgenson with ciri counting in the middle! I call hackz!
[01:25:23] * SpallsHurgenson will take a break now. Martyb will be filling in for the next show. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and drive safely!
[01:24:50] <SpallsHurgenson> not that I'd ever do that
[01:23:54] <SpallsHurgenson> or just disappear for a day to go visit underground labyrinths without anyone noticing my absence
[01:22:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no idea what I just said but since nobody else does either I can just go into my office, close the door, and play Minesweeper for the rest of the day without worrying about my job :)
[01:21:16] <SpallsHurgenson> I see the big-picture and would consider silence an actionable form of analysis paralysis that must be avoided by best-practice incentivizing
[01:19:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I've worked in management, after all
[01:18:39] <SpallsHurgenson> not that will stop me from saying stuff
[01:17:29] <SpallsHurgenson> I think I've run out of things to say
[01:17:06] <paulej72> she is no skynet
[01:16:44] <paulej72> if she only had a body
[01:16:20] <SpallsHurgenson> ciri is the robot-half of the equation leading up to the inevitable Robot-Human War
[01:15:40] <ciri> 10!
[01:15:38] <ciri> 9
[01:15:36] <ciri> 8
[01:15:34] <ciri> 7
[01:15:32] <ciri> 6
[01:15:31] <ciri> 5
[01:15:30] <SpallsHurgenson> aieee! there are other people here! I hope nobody heard me blathering on and on
[01:15:30] <ciri> 4
[01:15:28] <paulej72> 3
[01:15:02] <SpallsHurgenson> no, wait, I totally have something against ciri...
[01:14:53] <paulej72> she's a little ditzy
[01:14:21] <SpallsHurgenson> It's not that I have anything against ciri...
[01:13:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish she wouldn't, though
[01:12:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I think ciri is trying to tell us something
[01:11:24] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[01:11:24] <SpallsHurgenson> how we answer questions like that will probably lead up to the Human-Robot War
[01:10:26] <SpallsHurgenson> except... do bots count as "people"?
[01:09:12] <SpallsHurgenson> oh good, somebody else is talking now
[01:08:31] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Deleting Your Browser History is Illegal - http://sylnt.us - default-criminality || iOS HTML Phishing Exploit Makes it Easy to Steal Users’ iCloud Passwords - http://sylnt.us - head-in-the-sand,-data-in-the-cloud || When Tech Giants Deliver the News, They Decide What News Is - http://sylnt.us - everything-is-awesome || Congress - 1 more
[01:07:49] <SpallsHurgenson> Yes, that would probably be the wisest course of action
[01:06:52] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe I should just stop talking now
[01:05:42] <SpallsHurgenson> (those keys are right next to each other, after all)
[01:04:54] <SpallsHurgenson> uh-oh... no sedbot? how will I hide the evidence of my misstatement, which was obviously the result of a typo and in no way any sort of freudian slip or guilt-complex?
[01:03:43] <SpallsHurgenson> s/hide the bodies/take friends on an interesting tour/
[01:03:24] <SpallsHurgenson> erm...
[01:03:21] <SpallsHurgenson> still, pretty cool and now I have a new place to hide the bodies
[01:01:50] <SpallsHurgenson> there was a disappointing number of goblins, dragons and power-mad wizards, however
[01:01:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I was never in a living cave system before.
[00:58:40] * juggs points at SpallsHurgenson and shouts "mad cat woman!"
[00:53:30] <SpallsHurgenson> never doubt the power of ice-cream to cure!
[00:52:57] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, your powers of recovery are phenomenal.
[00:52:46] * SpallsHurgenson took a tour of a nearby* cave system and then visited his alma mater. Oh, and I got ice-cream :)
[00:51:32] <rune_> juggs, the line you gave paulej72, being 'fine' is a low bar to jump. I'm equating the 'bar' with a bottle of alcohol on the floor.
[00:51:05] * SpallsHurgenson returns from an relaxing personal day.... erm, I mean, recovers from a horrible 24-hour flu :)
[00:50:54] <juggs> rune_, are you speaking in riddles?
[00:50:02] <chromas> I thought stick shaking in public channels was frowned upon
[00:49:58] <juggs> OFFS SpallsHurgenson, cover yourself!
[00:49:56] <rune_> juggs, bar code for 5th of anything that's on the floor?
[00:49:31] <juggs> paulej72, doing fine here thanks... "fine" being a low bar jump :)
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[00:47:44] <juggs> dx3bydt3, thank NCommander and paulej72 - I just talk a lot around here and shake sticks which are mostly ignored (thankfully) :)
[00:46:23] <paulej72> juggs: I am fine, how are you doing
[00:44:56] <dx3bydt3> Indeed. Thanks for the update, your efforts are appreciated.
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[00:42:17] <juggs> dx3bydt3, comment totals now working again :) We're still squashing the gremlins / teething issues out of the platform changes associated with the rehash effort + internal architecture changes. Some things inevitably only reveal themselves in production rather than staging / test when operating at this scale with limited resources. We'll get there :)
[00:26:14] <juggs> Thanks dx3bydt3 - I noticed a few minutes ago and have flagged it up also. Just need someone with the correct access to be around to fix :)
[00:24:33] <dx3bydt3> In case nobody has noticed, or mentioned, the comment totals on the front page are not updating.
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[00:21:37] <takyon> resist joke
[00:16:18] <juggs> Hey paulej72, how's things going?
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[00:15:35] <BadCoderFinger> Yikes, lightning, gotta bail...
[00:09:16] <paulej72> Hola. I jsut finished migrating our issues from slashcode to rehash