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[23:59:03] <cmn32480> We have faith NCommander. Nothing you have done yet has sent the site down in flames. Besides... you took a backup 3 or four months ago, right?
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[23:57:52] <chromas> s/m/j/
[23:57:41] <Bender> karma - subsentient: 33
[23:57:41] <chromas> Subsentient++
[23:57:31] <chromas> you must want the karma increment
[23:57:01] * Subsentient is working on Epoch 1.3.0 "Fluoxetine"
[23:56:41] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 86
[23:56:41] <chromas> NCommander++
[23:56:31] <chromas> Should be horrified by the bible as well. Or at least that people take it seriously
[23:56:21] * NCommander is deploying experimental code to production \o/
[23:54:55] * Subsentient is legitimately horrified by the contents of islamic scripture
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[23:53:44] * Subsentient has been reading the Quran, and has came to the conclusion that it is the 'evil bible'.
[23:53:13] * crutchy nominates ciri as chief code signerofferer
[23:52:00] * NCommander *hates* doing code pushes without someone else around to sign it off
[23:51:50] <NCommander> I wish paulej72 or TheMightyBuzzard was around
[23:49:48] takyon is now known as takyonAFK
[23:49:24] <crutchy> maybe someone should recommend journald as a way to manage the log problem in that warehouse
[23:48:40] NetCraft is now known as systemd
[23:48:40] <chromas> =nick systemd
[23:48:30] <Bender> karma - systemd: -16
[23:48:30] <chromas> Systemd++
[23:48:24] <crutchy> (or maybe that's just how the media refers to ISIS when they are beating up the syrian army)
[23:47:11] <crutchy> and prolly join ISIS
[23:46:59] <crutchy> though gotta wonder what they gunna do with the sunni extremists that take over
[23:46:37] <crutchy> sounds like the west is slowly getting its wish to have the syrian government pulverized to a bloody pulp
[23:41:17] <crutchy> top story
[23:41:12] * crutchy opens google news to US edition
[23:40:57] <crutchy> ah
[23:40:39] <crutchy> exactly :p
[23:40:27] <takyon> what
[23:40:20] <crutchy> takyon, ke?
[23:30:00] cmn32480|afk is now known as cmn32480
[23:21:17] <takyon> After 37 Years, A Triple Crown Winner At Last: American Pharoah Sweeps The Races
[23:12:23] * crutchy lucky nobody mentioned systemd
[23:11:37] * NCommander notes we need a central system for syslogs ...
[23:03:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1406
[23:03:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:03:26] <NetCraft> Karma - coffee: 279
[23:03:25] <crutchy> ++coffee
[23:00:09] <NCommander> tor site fixed
[22:47:21] <NCommander> Tor site broken
[22:47:19] <NCommander> oh yay
[22:43:04] <takyon> NSA by default
[22:42:01] <NCommander> *enabled
[22:41:59] <NCommander> SSL by default has been abled
[22:34:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Have Some Physicists Abandoned the Empirical Method? - http://sylnt.us
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[22:00:22] <NCommander> Bytram, you around?
[21:25:46] * NCommander is working on it
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[21:16:48] <SoyCow4655> i hope the admins know about all the internial errors?
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[20:50:55] * NCommander continues to purge
[20:48:31] <chromas> Bicycle makes Go Fish cards
[20:46:56] <Subsentient> chromas: Like a fish needs a bicycle
[20:45:32] <chromas> Subsentient: but maybe you could get epoch running on it :D
[20:43:31] * Subsentient is not a fan of OS X
[20:43:25] * NCommander is ripping out dead code to make the error logs be cleaner
[20:43:15] <NCommander> takyon, I'm still investigaing as best I can
[20:42:42] <takyon> no
[20:42:26] <NCommander> takyon, do you use Mac OS X?
[20:40:11] <NCommander> takyon, about a 1/4 of the database users has invalid expiry values on their stuff. I disabled it all for the time being
[20:38:10] <takyon> was it ipv6
[20:37:59] <takyon> g00d start
[20:36:46] <NCommander> takyon, ok, the logout issue should be resolved
[20:34:56] <takyon> good start
[20:34:35] * NCommander disables expiry
[20:33:42] <chromas> The First Church of Perl
[20:33:19] <NCommander> this function makes no sense
[20:32:16] <chromas> You gotta have things like thousands of people standing on the roof of a house and the same person dying in different ways
[20:31:04] <Subsentient> chromas: hah
[20:30:19] <chromas> Does it conflict with itself? I feel like it won't be taken seriously if it doesn't conflict with itself
[20:27:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03** Book of Gerbilius - Introduction of purpose. ** I am Gerbilius. I was old - Pastebin.com
[20:27:40] <Subsentient> So I'm writing a semi-humorous religious text. http://pastebin.com
[20:13:29] <Bender> karma - heart_attack: 1
[20:13:29] <chromas> heart_attack++
[20:13:08] * chromas sets out tater tots and deep-fried cheese sticks for the devs
[20:12:52] <NCommander> WHich causes the site to 500
[20:12:48] <NCommander> chromas, its an intermediant error, sometimes when the mod database is loaded, it falls over
[20:11:34] <chromas> s/:0/:)/
[20:11:25] <chromas> Have you found code explicitly stopping it from working on apache 2?
[20:11:05] <chromas> Maybe that's why they didn't bother to update slash code :0
[20:10:57] <NCommander> modreasons appears to be the issue
[20:10:14] <NCommander> I'm working on it
[20:10:12] <NCommander> chromas, yeah, that's a problem
[20:07:43] * chromas reloads; error goes away
[20:07:22] * chromas gets an internal server error in place of the comments
[20:02:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Brainprints" Could Replace Passwords - http://sylnt.us - inception
[20:02:05] * NCommander does code fixes
[19:19:54] <takyon> Inception time
[19:19:51] <takyon> you get to use your brain patterns to hold the password, which is "secure"
[19:19:25] <takyon> yeah
[19:19:21] <artificial> i like stories with happy endings
[19:19:13] <artificial> is it an action story?
[19:19:09] <takyon> someone get on it pzl
[19:19:03] <takyon> saved my own story as the next story
[19:18:21] <chromas> Did they catch Mohammad?
[19:14:46] <artificial> lol @ deviant
[19:14:37] <artificial> "Their communications and desires were outrageous and deviant," the sheriff said. "All 22 travelled to have sex and brought outrageous tools for deviant sex."
[19:14:28] <NetCraft> ^ 03Florida child sex sting nets former workers from Disney, SeaWorld, Universal Studios
[19:14:27] <artificial> http://www.smh.com.au
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[18:33:25] <janrinok> after cassette, I didn't know what to do with all that space
[18:32:50] <janrinok> still got an 8" 5MB drive downstairs
[18:31:51] <artificial> "Your program deleted my files" "why is the graphics card not working" it's endless.
[18:31:37] <poutine> you could play carmen sandiego online
[18:31:32] <poutine> prodigy was pretty bad ass pre-internet
[18:31:13] <poutine> end users always ruin things
[18:31:07] <artificial> ~93 or 94
[18:30:17] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[18:30:17] <janrinok> lol - I didn't get internet until 1995 or so, although I'd had a home computer for about 5 years or so then
[18:29:40] <artificial> that's a great way to address a target market
[18:29:32] <poutine> using windows 3.11 + trumpet winsock and a remote dial up connection to a sunos server running slurp
[18:29:09] <poutine> I remember connected to a BBS in the early 90s with my xircom pcmcia modem, and it advertising that they now had internet access
[18:29:00] <artificial> yes you can, but you may not.
[18:28:22] <janrinok> can I leave my veggies?
[18:28:04] <artificial> well, just do your best
[18:27:17] * janrinok can never eat a full one
[18:27:01] <artificial> mmm tender
[18:25:59] <janrinok> well congratulations then!
[18:25:43] <poutine> I am having a babby
[18:24:18] <artificial> "where did you get your files pre-tucows"
[18:24:08] * janrinok hopes that poutine is well, having not seen him around for a while
[18:24:08] <artificial> hmm, seems like a good poll question
[18:24:05] <poutine> I remember happy puppy games back in the 90s
[18:23:43] <poutine> pre-tucows
[18:23:40] <artificial> at what period?
[18:23:35] <poutine> thought it was that
[18:23:32] <poutine> can't find anything about it
[18:23:30] <poutine> for downloads
[18:23:25] <poutine> wasn't jumbo.com the site before?
[18:22:13] <chromas> covered in poutine
[18:20:43] <artificial> how are you today?
[18:19:54] <chromas> same company
[18:17:22] <artificial> gotta talk to com.com
[18:17:03] <chromas> Why didn't they have download.com.com ?
[18:16:58] <chromas> download.com
[18:11:50] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: List of traditional Chinese medicines
[18:11:49] <artificial> http://en.wikipedia.org nothing like deer penis wine
[18:04:25] <artificial> chinasmack is a good site btw
[18:01:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Scientists are Astir After Baidu Team is Barred From A.I. Competition - http://sylnt.us - chinasmack
[17:30:48] <artificial> when the internet was a simpler place
[17:30:38] <artificial> tucows!
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[17:29:29] <poutine> I get all my downloads from tucows or download.com
[16:30:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Where to Get Spyware-Free Apps - http://sylnt.us - verified-links
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[14:28:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Presidential Metrics: Lincoln Chafee and le Système International - http://sylnt.us - 2016-lbs-in-a-ton
[14:12:04] <janrinok> I usually try hitting it. It never does any good, but I often feel better...
[14:11:32] <stderr_dk> And the router and storage box is annoying too, so I might drop out again. :-/
[14:11:09] <janrinok> ah!
[14:10:59] <stderr_dk> Short power drop... The laptop switched to wireless, but I prefer wired...
[14:10:13] <janrinok> stderr_dk: you keep timing out?
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[14:03:03] <janrinok> yes, amongst others
[14:02:59] <cmn32480> I'd kinda expect it on that one
[14:02:51] <cmn32480> you referrign to the facebook story?
[14:00:05] <janrinok> a lot of low quality comments today, particularly from ACs
[13:57:23] <cmn32480> that'd be far worse
[13:57:14] <janrinok> or even pissed on
[13:57:06] <cmn32480> i supposed flushed is better than pissed off
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[13:56:10] <janrinok> I'm feeling a bit flushed after your quick response
[13:55:20] <cmn32480> OH poop.. you caught me
[13:54:54] <janrinok> stop talking crap
[13:54:37] <cmn32480> I figure that the whole comment section will go to shit on this one
[13:53:16] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article:  Company Demands DNA Swabs From Employees During Hunt for Rogue Pooper 04(2 comments)
[13:53:14] <cmn32480> https://soylentnews.org
[13:53:14] <cmn32480> the current story at the top fo the front page is somethign else.
[13:52:32] <cmn32480> 1600UTC
[13:52:30] <janrinok> so am I
[13:52:28] <cmn32480> good for another 3 hours or so
[13:52:02] <cmn32480> checking
[13:51:38] <janrinok> I haven't looked at the site - are the queues healthy?
[13:50:47] <cmn32480> seriously
[13:50:17] <janrinok> helps keep the coffee warm
[13:49:59] <cmn32480> that child must have a body temperature approaching boiling water
[13:49:42] <cmn32480> absolutely... except for the fact that she is like a furnace.
[13:49:16] <janrinok> I'm sure you are not - you love it
[13:49:07] <cmn32480> not that I am complaining
[13:49:01] <cmn32480> I think that is why my daughter likes cuddling wiht me so much
[13:47:16] <cmn32480> I"m like a big teddy bear :-)
[13:47:01] <janrinok> you are just a soft-hearted chain-sawing, flame throwing, bud.
[13:46:39] <janrinok> thx
[13:46:36] <cmn32480> just 'cuz I like you
[13:46:32] <janrinok> hi stderr_dk
[13:46:29] <Bender> karma - tea: 474
[13:46:29] <cmn32480> tea++
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[13:46:01] <Bender> karma - tea: 473
[13:46:01] <janrinok> tea++
[13:45:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1405
[13:45:55] <janrinok> coffee++
[13:44:41] <cmn32480> <beep>
[13:44:38] <cmn32480> there's an idea
[13:44:22] <janrinok> take it apart and hide it in your suitcase - I do that all the time, honest
[13:44:19] <cmn32480> something about Texas and a massacre or some crap
[13:43:50] <cmn32480> they won't let me bring my chainsaw on the palne
[13:43:38] <cmn32480> I was hoping you had one stashed away
[13:43:14] <janrinok> But mark a date in Winter when I can use your services!
[13:42:55] <cmn32480> :-(
[13:42:45] <janrinok> Nah, I'm quite content for the animals, birds and insects to have a bit of space too.
[13:42:15] <cmn32480> time to pull out the flame thrower?? <I'll be right over>
[13:41:51] <janrinok> Roses are great. But personal injury has limited the work I could do until recently so parts of it are looking a bit wild. Great for the wildlife though!
[13:41:11] <cmn32480> so how is your garden looking? roses looking good this year?
[13:40:53] <cmn32480> hehehe
[13:40:46] <janrinok> I will be hurt, but I understand...
[13:40:32] <cmn32480> when that beep happens... I shall abandon you for a moment
[13:40:17] <janrinok> ah, that's what Saturdays are all about
[13:39:50] <cmn32480> now I am anxiously awaiting a very small <beep> from the direction of the coffee pot
[13:39:19] <cmn32480> yes. that was nice
[13:39:07] <janrinok> no, I meant for them to let you sleep in?
[13:38:58] <cmn32480> on the up side, I'm working on setting up my own bouncer
[13:38:26] <cmn32480> supposedly just getting dressed.
[13:38:07] <janrinok> bonus! What where they doing that they didn't want you to see?
[13:37:56] <cmn32480> now they are being load as hell and I jsut had to tell them if they slam another door I will remove them
[13:37:26] <cmn32480> i got up at 9:30
[13:37:19] <cmn32480> my kids let me sleep in
[13:37:10] <ciri> not sure
[13:37:09] <janrinok> how 'bout you?
[13:36:55] <janrinok> other than that, not a lot. Taking it easy for a Saturday. Did some work in the garden this morning, and chilling this afternoon
[13:36:12] <cmn32480> what's shakin' janrinok? other than my bog old belly I mean
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[13:32:03] <janrinok> hi guys
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[12:26:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Company Demands DNA Swabs From Employees During Hunt for Rogue Pooper - http://sylnt.us - execrable-excreter
[10:55:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Facebook Opposes "Designbook" Startup Trademark - http://sylnt.us - book-thrown-at-them
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[09:04:39] <chromas> Was it an Infested Command Center?
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[08:54:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Bombs ISIS Command Center After 'Moron' Posts Selfie Online - http://sylnt.us - well-he-won't-do-that-again
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[07:28:27] <soycow32458934y6843> but not BOOZE-Free.
[07:28:04] <soycow32458934y6843> drugfree
[06:55:57] * soycow32458934y6843 stuffs sock into underwear for the trip
[06:54:50] <soycow32458934y6843> Me being a lil' ol' White boy is making me sad enough to drive me to drink...I'm going to head to the liquor store.
[06:54:08] <chromas> Only white people can have non-black hair. They should fix that
[06:54:03] <soycow32458934y6843> chromas, when you can stick a woman fat up front, what comes later is of no consequence to her.
[06:53:37] <artificial> yeah, they love women with green eyes.
[06:53:22] <crutchy> don't worry. eventually china will be doing all sorts of genetic experiments on whites
[06:53:04] <chromas> soycow32458934y6843: also fatherhood
[06:52:41] <soycow32458934y6843> critchy, What you mentioned is the only way Whitey can keep up with Blackey.
[06:52:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft Tries to Defend BitLocker Disk Encryption - http://sylnt.us - in-ms-we-trust
[06:52:32] <crutchy> are you watching gay pr0nz?
[06:52:31] <chromas> So what you're saying is "You're welcome"
[06:52:09] <soycow32458934y6843> Sweaty, glistening chests of chocolate, V-shaped torsoes with rippling abs,
[06:52:03] * crutchy won't mention 'the extender'
[06:51:57] <chromas> Also it shows those women really aren't interested in long-term relationships
[06:51:29] <soycow32458934y6843> It was, after all, the White man who bred those desirable features into domestic Blacks.
[06:51:26] <crutchy> jealous laughter?
[06:51:08] <soycow32458934y6843> As a White, I cannot help but laugh at the White woman's preference for Big Black cock...
[06:50:30] <chromas> When Black got the rainbow
[06:50:21] * soycow32458934y6843 moves to Alabama
[06:49:56] <soycow32458934y6843> fuck, i hate going to school for the california maritime academy...since when were sailors allowed to be Black?
[06:47:36] * soycow32458934y6843 is grateful he's within walking distance of two dive bars and two liquor stores
[06:47:03] <soycow32458934y6843> and figure out how I'm going to teach technology to inner-city youth.
[06:46:27] <soycow32458934y6843> and I gotta DRINK
[06:45:46] <crutchy> not gunna happen tonight though cos i gotta drive :(
[06:45:42] <soycow32458934y6843> yeah, racist@.hqs.i
[06:45:09] <crutchy> pretty soon we'll have a ~whois ethanol-fueled
[06:44:57] <soycow32458934y6843> Booze is what every man likes.
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[06:44:29] <crutchy> busted
[06:44:14] <crutchy> lol
[06:44:02] <TechGeek> time for more booze.
[06:42:36] <TechGeek> gottdammmit, there's no hiding.
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[06:41:37] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
[06:41:36] <crutchy> !uid
[06:41:31] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
[06:41:30] <crutchy> ~uid
[06:40:37] * crutchy sighs
[06:40:26] <exec> 02{
[06:40:23] <crutchy> ~api op=get_uid nick=SirFinkus
[06:39:32] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[06:39:31] <crutchy> ~api
[06:18:16] <SirFinkus> then my low UID will be even MORE prestigious
[06:17:58] * SirFinkus waits for 5 digits
[06:11:46] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5443, owned by Sundowner
[06:11:45] <drussell> !current-uid
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[04:51:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - TISA, TTIP's Evil Brother - http://sylnt.us - and-another-thing
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[04:26:36] <juggs> And long may the creativity in the by-lines continue :)
[04:24:49] <takyon> all snark all day
[03:57:59] <juggs> Editors getting their snark on again with that by-line :)
[03:50:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NSA Monitors Americans' International Internet Traffic to Hunt Hackers for FBI - http://sylnt.us - but-we-won't-abuse-our-position
[03:22:07] <juggs> That's not recommended. juggs could have your eye out!
[03:21:26] * JamesNZ looks basely at juggs
[03:20:53] <juggs> I'll remember that :)
[03:20:27] <JamesNZ> juggs: Thanks, but it's a family secret :P
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[03:19:48] <juggs> JamesNZ, what's the key combo for that acid look move? Pretty sweet!
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[03:13:26] <manboobs> .kick manboobs
[03:11:38] * JamesNZ looks acidly at manboobs
[03:11:14] <manboobs> fooking nutters
[03:11:03] <manboobs> blutty fooking base yanks
[03:09:42] <JamesNZ> juggs: Quite so old chap.
[03:09:14] <juggs> JamesNZ, time for Pimms?
[03:08:59] <juggs> Eth - you're a nut
[03:08:57] * manboobs scratches balls
[03:07:39] <JamesNZ> Tea and biscuits, you uncivilized barbarian!
[03:07:26] <manboobs> hee hee!
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[03:06:08] * juggs looks on placidly. End of civilization you say? Pfft, what was civil about it?
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[02:48:48] <JamesNZ> Only the end of civilization!
[02:41:05] <takyon> anythinng happening
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[02:40:50] <takyon> anything happening
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[01:18:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Whiff from Hell - http://sylnt.us - just-when-you-thought-that-things-couldn't-get-worse
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[00:42:14] <gewgs_gay_lover> Internal camera guns
[00:42:08] <gewgs_gay_lover> http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net
[00:41:29] <artificial> guess it would be a spin on tower defence
[00:41:09] <gewgs_gay_lover> house-wandering killbots.
[00:41:00] <gewgs_gay_lover> Turrets and shit
[00:39:56] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, hell yeah.
[00:39:47] <artificial> need the robocop-esque security devices
[00:39:40] <chromas> would be better if they were fuckin' /in/ the SUVs
[00:38:34] <gewgs_gay_lover> even in middle-class/upper-middle-class you have bored latchkey kids who get into painkiller or coke addiction and going robbin' in their fucking SUVs.
[00:37:25] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, yeah, people are hitting the nice neighborhoods around here now
[00:36:28] <artificial> convenience has a price
[00:36:08] * artificial slogs through an ant build file
[00:36:06] <gewgs_gay_lover> artificial, the people in my hood have a much more elegant solution for their garages -- being hand-operated and manually locked.
[00:35:21] <chromas> I think the shower and oven tech solves that problem as well
[00:35:10] <artificial> do people want cheap? :D
[00:34:56] <chromas> why do fixed-pin devices still exist?
[00:34:51] <gewgs_gay_lover> Yeah, saw something about that as well.
[00:34:41] * artificial was reading about that
[00:34:29] <artificial> only certain kinds
[00:34:17] <NetCraft> ^ 03OpenSesame - hacking garages in seconds
[00:34:17] <chromas> http://samy.pl
[00:30:14] <gewgs_gay_lover> hehehehe
[00:29:56] <chromas> you're a gas
[00:25:08] <SirFinkus> aren't they hard countered if you research showers and ovens?
[00:23:22] <gewgs_gay_lover> Being the Jews in civ must be like being Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat. Guaranteed win.
[00:22:52] <gewgs_gay_lover> crutchy, can you be the Jews in that game?
[00:19:42] <crutchy> probably the only time i would ever say that fundamentalism is awesome :p
[00:18:49] <crutchy> down to 3 civs covering the whole world map, russians and zulus have been at war for years, and me (aztecs) with the 'accursed united nations wrapped around my little finger' building up massive forces right between them, and using spies to subvert (goldx2) russian cities :D
[00:16:47] <crutchy> been playing civ2
[00:16:31] <gewgs_gay_lover> free time, even to do nothing at all, is very underrated.
[00:16:19] <gewgs_gay_lover> noice.
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[00:15:18] <crutchy> lazy saturday
[00:15:00] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch dawg, wussup
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[00:13:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Then it just goes *FFFFFF* and you won't wake her up with a bed-rumbling Dutch-oven.
[00:13:21] <Ethanol-fueled> farting around women is tricky business. You can't often hide it even if you duck out of sight...unless you go out of sight and spread your buttcheeks open first.
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[00:12:29] * Ethanol-fueled farts
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[00:00:11] <SirFinkus> so an hour of fucking and I finally got it to work semi-reliabely