#Soylent | Logs for 2015-05-31
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[00:57:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researcher Argues Psychedelics Should be Reclassified - http://sylnt.us - wow-just-look-at-those-colours
[01:04:16] <SpallsHurgenson> hungry, need food.
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[01:13:40] * SpallsHurgenson places food into the food hole
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[01:20:34] <Ethanol-fueled> sup fellas
[01:23:48] <SirFinkus> hi ef
[01:23:49] <ciri> ... SirFinkus
[01:23:56] <SirFinkus> go fuck yourself ciri
[01:24:03] <K_benzoate> Hello
[01:24:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I'd pay a dollar to see that
[01:25:54] <SirFinkus> I would too, it'd easily be the most intelligent thing ciri has ever done
[01:30:54] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> my alzheimer-ridden grandmother has a better memory than the Windows icon/thumbnail cache...
[01:31:08] <SpallsHurgenson> ... and she's been dead for 15 years
[01:33:53] <SirFinkus> fucking hate thumbnails
[01:33:56] <SirFinkus> I'd love them
[01:34:06] <SirFinkus> but then there's always that one fucking file that doesn't thumbnail
[01:34:13] <Ethanol-fueled> hey finkus, I got laid off.
[01:34:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I no longer work for Teledyne.
[01:35:10] <SirFinkus> sweet
[01:35:16] <SirFinkus> although I like the name
[01:35:22] <SirFinkus> like rocketdyne
[01:35:27] <SirFinkus> properly badass
[01:35:35] <SpallsHurgenson> well, my files do thumbnail (largely because I tend to stick like files together :) but the thumbnails don't stay very long, so windows has to rebuild its cache.. a lot.
[01:35:37] <Ethanol-fueled> yup. Gonna step out now, be back later.
[01:35:42] <SirFinkus> cya
[01:40:21] <K_benzoate> Or dataDyne
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[02:08:03] <juggs> Hey K_benzoate o/
[02:11:08] <K_benzoate> Hi
[02:11:09] <ciri> guten tag K_benzoate
[02:13:01] <juggs> Should we call you Julian?
[02:13:13] <K_benzoate> Call me what you like.
[02:13:46] <juggs> OK, what you up to what you like?
[02:21:17] <K_benzoate> Playing some Beyond Earth.
[02:21:52] <juggs> nice
[02:23:28] <SirFinkus> posting comments
[02:23:53] <juggs> Hey SirFinkus
[02:23:59] <SirFinkus> soup jugs
[02:24:03] <SirFinkus> juggs even
[02:24:42] <juggs> You want some juggs soup? I'm not sure that makes sense
[02:26:33] * SpallsHurgenson gets out the BIG pot
[02:26:52] * juggs backs slowly away..... then runs for the hills
[02:29:03] <juggs> and put some damn pants on
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[02:34:51] <SpallsHurgenson> you all have an unnatural fascination with my pants
[02:35:24] <SirFinkus> RUN FOR THE HIIIIIILLLS
[02:35:28] <SirFinkus> RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIFE
[02:35:34] <JamesNZ> Or rather, with the lack thereof.
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[02:37:13] * juggs cranks up the Iron Maiden
[02:37:31] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, I miss those guys.
[02:37:41] <BadCoderFinger> They had the best album covers.
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[02:37:59] <juggs> Eddie everywhere :D
[02:38:36] * SirFinkus is ashamed that he got the lyrics wrong
[02:38:43] <SirFinkus> it's run TO the hills
[02:39:47] * juggs rollseyes and tuts.... heh, what else am I going to do, I'm a Brit.
[02:40:18] <SirFinkus> you didn't even massacre any indians
[02:40:25] <SirFinkus> well, maybe some other indians
[02:40:48] <SirFinkus> the dot ones, not the teepee ones
[02:43:36] <juggs> Yeh, we kinda chilled out over the generations... either that or ran out of resources.... hmmm
[02:44:41] <SpallsHurgenson> technically, the brits did kill a lot of native americans... the colonials were british prior to the revolution after all
[02:45:15] <SirFinkus> Americans in spirit though
[02:45:26] <SirFinkus> FUCK YEAH
[02:45:34] <juggs> I thought there were some Dutch and Germans involved too somewhere along the way... my American history is sketchy to say the least
[02:45:48] <SirFinkus> honorary americans
[02:45:51] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, everybody was busy murdering everybody else :)
[02:45:58] <SpallsHurgenson> it was quite the age to murder
[02:46:15] * juggs murders SpallsHurgenson muahahahaha
[02:46:36] <SpallsHurgenson> oh no, not again!
[02:46:41] * SpallsHurgenson falls over dead
[02:47:04] * SirFinkus distributes blankets to the channel
[02:47:13] <SirFinkus> go ahead, take one, they're free!
[02:47:15] <juggs> Wait... I don't remember doing that before. must have been my other other psychotic persona
[02:47:45] <SpallsHurgenson> well, great job!
[02:47:52] <juggs> gg man
[02:47:56] <SpallsHurgenson> oh wait, sorry, I'm dead; forget I said anything
[02:48:13] <SirFinkus> you beat the last test chamber yet juggs?
[02:48:17] <SirFinkus> 18 I think?
[02:49:51] * SpallsHurgenson sings, "This is a triumph. I'm making a notehere, huge success! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction."
[02:55:20] <juggs> SirFinkus, yep I finally took that final chamber down. Was tight on time but I got it done in the end. Then I went blowing up cameras and became bored,
[02:55:48] <SirFinkus> yeah, first portal is pretty short
[02:56:22] <SirFinkus> watch some of the speedruns on youtube, they're amazing
[02:56:28] <SpallsHurgenson> that was one of its strengths. P2 overstayed its welcome somewhat
[02:56:30] <juggs> I love those little machine gun droids... they're funny :)
[02:57:13] <SirFinkus> I thought the second one was perfect length wise
[02:57:59] <SpallsHurgenson> well, you were wrong :) :) :)
[02:58:09] <juggs> "Are You Still Here... Nap Time".. good attention to detail in the voicing
[02:58:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why Do People Waste So Much Time at the Office? - http://sylnt.us - work-sucks
[02:59:29] <SirFinkus> ummm
[02:59:30] <SirFinkus> bug?
[02:59:36] <SirFinkus> this is the latest story I see
[02:59:36] <SirFinkus> Announcing GitTorrent: A Decentralized GitHub
[02:59:56] <juggs> Bender must be drunk again
[02:59:58] <SirFinkus> the twitter one seems wrong too
[03:00:27] <SirFinkus> don't even see that in the submission queue
[03:00:29] <SpallsHurgenson> you know, that "man dies at desk nobody notices for 5 days" is an untrue urban legend
[03:00:48] <SirFinkus> holy shit, that one was like 3 stories ago
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[03:01:39] <juggs> ohhh no - they killed Bender!
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[03:02:25] <juggs> Heh Bender, how you feeling?
[03:03:30] <juggs> I guess he has a hangover now, kinda silent.
[03:04:52] <juggs> He'll perk up after a bloody mary or two
[03:26:56] * SpallsHurgenson starts sneaking drinks to the bot
[03:27:39] <juggs> He OK, he talking in #rss-bot.... well slurring, but at least it's noise.
[03:27:55] * SpallsHurgenson keeps forcing drinks onto the bot
[03:29:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Announcing GitTorrent: A Decentralized GitHub - http://sylnt.us - where-will-they-store-the-source-code?
[03:32:38] <juggs> It worked SpallsHurgenson! Just don't get him too drunk or he'll pass out again
[03:33:43] <SpallsHurgenson> got it, no more booze
[03:33:50] * SpallsHurgenson breaks out the illegal narcotics
[03:34:27] <juggs> Well he needs ~some~ booze, else he gets the DTs and becomes all hittery
[03:34:38] <juggs> jittery*
[03:35:17] <SpallsHurgenson> got it, stop pumping him up with drugs and back to the booze
[03:36:17] <juggs> Poor Bender... we probably should check his liver and pancreas for signs of wear
[03:37:38] <SpallsHurgenson> geez... okay, where are my surgical knives?
[03:37:41] <BadCoderFinger> He has a liver left?
[03:38:36] <juggs> Is it edible? I'm kinda hungry.
[03:38:42] * juggs makes campfire
[03:40:32] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, is it time for the branding irons?
[03:40:43] * juggs gazes at the fire spewing rainbows... that's what I call a camp fire... badum tish
[03:41:36] <juggs> I'm here every night folks, don't forget to tip your waitress
[03:41:58] <SpallsHurgenson> but I prefer my waitresses upright!
[03:42:34] <juggs> Then put her on stilts... that works as well as a tip
[03:43:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, stilts would make her more tippable...
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[03:51:38] <juggs> Wait... I think we're bordering on misogyny now... we need to correct this.... it's a waiter not a waitress..... no wait I'm not sure... is that pre or post op... I'm so confused, what is PC these days.... ohhhhh gawd everyone hates me, I had a gay fire, then cast a female into a stereotypical waitress role and now the trans want to kill me too. Who the hell else can I offend tonight? They're all pandas and I burnt all the bamboo... there that tak
[03:51:38] <juggs> es care of the earth huggers too. I think we're good :)
[03:52:41] <SpallsHurgenson> look, I don't care what sex my food server is, I just wanna knock 'em on their ass and then giggle :)
[03:52:54] * juggs was killed by an igloo
[03:53:29] <SpallsHurgenson> those are almost as deadly as a gazebo!
[03:53:32] <BadCoderFinger> Spalls: Their reaction probably depends on whether or not you have pants on.
[03:54:52] <SpallsHurgenson> again with your fascination with my pantsitude
[03:55:33] <juggs> Stop walking around with your bits out and that may change
[03:55:45] <BadCoderFinger> It does seem to be a frequent topic of conversation. I would like to point out that for the internet, your pants are a rather tame subject.
[03:56:35] <juggs> Gotta keep it family friendly in #Soylent :)
[03:57:02] <BadCoderFinger> Hoo boy, several of us have missed the mark, then!
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[03:57:43] <juggs> sshhh.... marco_trunks is sneaking
[03:58:08] * juggs flanks left with a sharpened stick
[03:58:27] <BadCoderFinger> Maybe he already knows how to defend against a pointed stick!
[03:58:30] * SpallsHurgenson fires up another movie
[03:58:34] <BadCoderFinger> Move on to fruit!
[03:58:38] <juggs> He has a KIWI!!!!
[03:58:42] <juggs> RUN!
[03:58:52] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! not a new zealander!
[04:00:21] <juggs> It was a sharpened slice of kiwi fruit, he cut me man, he cut me to death. I'll be right back after I take about a day in the duvets. Been good.
[04:00:49] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[04:01:51] * JamesNZ sets the sheep on juggs' duvets
[04:02:31] <BadCoderFinger> On civilized planets they sleep in chairdogs.
[04:03:04] <BadCoderFinger> Well, on chairdogs.
[04:03:41] <BadCoderFinger> What, too obscure?
[04:04:56] <SpallsHurgenson> no, Herbert, we get it
[04:05:41] <BadCoderFinger> I always thought that was such an odd idea, it sort of stuck in my head. I'm pretty sure I'd never sit on one, just a tad too odd.
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[04:11:09] <BadCoderFinger> Alright guys, beer's running low, time for sleep.
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[04:42:25] <SirFinkus> http://www.exquisitetweets.com
[04:42:26] <Scruffy> ^ 03Exquisite Tweets from @glassbottommeg
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[05:30:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - World's First Ocean Cleaning System To Be Deployed In 2016 - http://sylnt.us - cleaning-up-big
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[06:06:01] <SirFinkus> oh boy, sounds like protesters with baseball bats are congregating downtown
[06:06:05] * SirFinkus loads his guns
[06:08:35] * NCommander blinks
[06:08:42] <NCommander> Who attached a flush handle to the submissions queue
[06:29:22] <SirFinkus> "3 truckloads of neonazis gearing up"
[06:29:26] <SirFinkus> from the scanner
[07:32:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Video Game Streaming as Big as Major Sporting Event Viewership - http://sylnt.us - watch-it!
[09:31:01] <SirFinkus> http://onyxshard.tumblr.com
[09:31:02] <Scruffy> ^ 03OnyxShard - Neo Nazis clashing with #BlackLivesMatter...
[09:31:08] <SirFinkus> so I guess this was happening downtown
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[10:04:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cognitive Radio Technology Optimises use of Scarce Spectrum - http://sylnt.us - one-ring-to-rule-them-all...
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[11:06:06] <janrinok> hello, sleeping world
[11:08:34] <K_benzoate1> hi
[11:08:35] <ciri> what offerings do you bring? K_benzoate1
[11:08:44] <janrinok> K_benzoate1: hi, how's things?
[11:10:36] <K_benzoate1> Fine, working on my password generating script
[11:11:13] <janrinok> sounds interesting - any particular purpose in mind, other than generating passwords of course?
[11:11:49] <K_benzoate1> Just a particular way I want it done
[11:12:10] <janrinok> ah, ok. What language are you writing it in?
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[12:28:22] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $4,344 to $4,500
[12:29:18] <janrinok> YIPEEE!
[12:36:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why The Tulsa Frontier Thinks it can Succeed with a Hard Paywall and No Ads - http://sylnt.us - cable-TV-started-with-no-ads...
[13:06:37] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin
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[13:12:51] <Yog-Yogguth> hello :) I'd like to make the people in charge aware of the issues raised by AnonTechie in his journal entry: https://soylentnews.org
[13:12:52] <ciri> ... Yog-Yogguth
[13:12:52] <Scruffy> ^ 03SN journal Guide to Deploying Diffie-Hellman for TLS. 04(2 comments)
[13:13:48] <cmn32480> oh dear. Yog-Yogguth thanks for the heads up.... I shall pass this along to the correct channels.
[13:14:18] <Yog-Yogguth> cool :D does that mean I can tell AnonTechie I've delivered the message?
[13:14:34] <cmn32480> I shall comment on the journal. But you can as well.
[13:15:32] <Yog-Yogguth> thank you <3 now I must escape before the IRC captures me and drains the little productivity I have left :3 *vanishes in puff of smoke*
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[13:31:10] <cmn32480> coffee++
[13:31:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1396
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[14:55:21] <CoolHand> anyone know if mrcoolbp intentionally used the little-used alternate spelling of caviar ("caviare") in the SN Funding article?
[15:04:49] <CoolHand> oops thought I was in #editorial there... :)
[15:08:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - North Korean Defector Warns that Hackers Could Kill - http://sylnt.us - we-are-doomed!
[16:25:09] <Landon> http://agar.io this is tons of fuin
[16:25:10] <Scruffy> ^ 03Agar.io
[17:10:19] <paulej72> I need a perl regex expert
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[17:26:06] <SoyCow0831> ls
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[17:28:23] Ethanol-fueled is now known as The_Racist
[17:29:03] The_Racist is now known as Pro_Racism
[17:29:13] Pro_Racism is now known as Pro-Racism
[17:30:45] <janrinok> Pro-Racism: hi
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[17:39:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Feeding Farmed Salmon with Protein Made from Methane - http://sylnt.us - next-up:-flatulent-fish-feed
[18:00:27] Pro-Racism is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[18:00:31] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup janrinok
[18:00:38] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm quitting booze for a week.
[18:00:58] <Ethanol-fueled> before the ol' liver melts down
[18:01:10] <Ethanol-fueled> how's everything?
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[18:06:12] <cmn32480> holy crap... a pig just flew past my window!
[18:06:40] <cmn32480> you wake up this morning adn your liver said "ouch" Ethanol-Fueled?
[18:08:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, cmn. My liver feels bloated and aches.
[18:08:30] <janrinok> Ethanol-fueled: get medical help, sit down quietly, phone a bar
[18:08:37] <Ethanol-fueled> because I had been anticipating a layoff, stressed out, and then partying from actually having been laid off.
[18:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha
[18:09:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Naw, I'm not in trouble, I just need to let my bod recuperate. Now that I'm laid off I'm not stressed out and don't need to self-medicate.
[18:09:03] <janrinok> sorry to hear the first news, glad you appear to have found a coping mechanism
[18:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> life is good.
[18:11:23] <janrinok> well, I hope things work out for you. In the meantime, I have a regular drink for you until you have recovered
[18:11:40] <janrinok> I'll have*
[18:12:13] <Ethanol-fueled> janrinok, things are hella good. I really came out on top with all the severance and benefits I got. I get the dole. And in volunteering to get laid off, I spared a worker with a family from being laid off.
[18:13:46] <janrinok> Ethanol-fueled: well done. Don't tell everybody, you'll lose your bad-boy image
[18:14:14] <cmn32480> our little secret
[18:14:36] <Ethanol-fueled> It was a win-win situation, jan rinok...except at the layoff party I lost my chance to get laid because this lady fell in a ditch and made the whole night drama because she dislocated her shoulder.
[18:15:02] <janrinok> sry, but I've got to laugh at that one!
[18:15:34] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, as soon as she got out of the car she stumbled into a ditch and was crying all loud and making a fat scene.
[18:15:56] <janrinok> only you eth, only you
[18:16:08] <cmn32480> oh the stories he can tell.
[18:16:37] <Ethanol-fueled> when you tell the older ladies about the extenders, they come running. No joke.
[18:16:52] <janrinok> quick, what is english for extenders?
[18:16:53] <cmn32480> ok... I'll bite... extenders?
[18:17:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Because when you don't have to see them the following Monday, (or ever again) you have nothing to lose.
[18:17:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Penis extender sheaths.
[18:17:24] <Ethanol-fueled> They make any ordinary man in Mandingo.
[18:17:35] <janrinok> rofl
[18:17:36] <ciri> HEHEHEHE
[18:17:41] <cmn32480> lol
[18:17:55] <cmn32480> I don't have a clue what to say
[18:18:08] <Ethanol-fueled> They are no joke.
[18:18:19] <Ethanol-fueled> I've espoused the benefits of them here and in the discussions many times.
[18:18:20] <cmn32480> I know I'm gonna regret it... but I am gonna have to google that
[18:18:41] <Ethanol-fueled> my preferred model is the cyberskin transformer 4-inch extender.
[18:18:56] <cmn32480> oh my goodness
[18:18:58] <cmn32480> http://www.amazon.com
[18:19:01] <Scruffy> ^ 03Amazon.com: 3 Extra Inches Penis Extender Cock Sheath (Black): Health Personal Care
[18:19:03] <cmn32480> they do exist janrinok
[18:19:09] <Ethanol-fueled> They also have a special edition made from the mold of an actual porn-star's penis, but it is so thick that only the biggest ladies can handle it.
[18:19:17] <cmn32480> he isn't just pulling our... um ... leg
[18:19:46] <Ethanol-fueled> This one - The "tommy Gunn" model -
[18:19:48] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.amazon.com
[18:19:50] <Scruffy> ^ 03Amazon.com: Topco Sales Tommy Gunn Be Him Cyberskin Penis Extension: Health Personal Care
[18:20:15] <Ethanol-fueled> that one really rocks, but you must have experience weilding it like the mighty excalibur. And only the biggest and most hungry women can handle it.
[18:20:27] <Ethanol-fueled> but when you use it well, it's as satisfying as slaying a dragon.
[18:21:41] <cmn32480> I had no idea such a thing even existed. Do you let the lady choose the appropriate size?
[18:22:22] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, that is often not a viable option because ladies who have never used them want to be modest, and will likely choose a size smaller than what they would really like.
[18:22:31] <janrinok> I must have led a sheltered life....
[18:22:56] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like shopping for jewwlry...she might tell you she likes the small cute little ring, but she's really going gaga over that huge fucking diamond.
[18:23:21] <Ethanol-fueled> janrinok, I didn't discover these until only like a year ago, and it was only after walking into a sex shop.
[18:23:23] <cmn32480> janrinok... you ain't the only one
[18:24:59] <janrinok> mind you, if you put a poll on the front page asking which of our community was most likely to buy an extender, there is only one name that would get any votes
[18:25:14] <janrinok> no offence meant, eth
[18:25:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, I'm kind of an odd-man out here.
[18:25:40] <cmn32480> I think that is simply a measure of the man's honesty
[18:25:57] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, there is a lot of insecurity in things like that.
[18:26:13] <janrinok> well, how do you follow that conversation?
[18:26:33] <Ethanol-fueled> The way I see it, as long as the woman is screaming, my job is done. And if she comes back for more, all the better. My own manhood be damned.
[18:26:39] <AndyTheAbsurd> janrinok: we could ask paulej72 what kind of regex he was trying to write earlier...
[18:27:01] <janrinok> AndyTheAbsurd: fair point, but I don't think it will stop me from laughing
[18:27:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, do what Andy says, and pull this conversation out of the gutter, hahah.
[18:27:30] <janrinok> highlight of my evening!
[18:28:05] <cmn32480> I'm really finding it quite enlightening, myslef
[18:28:51] <cmn32480> I suppose that si one of the great things about Amazon. You can order hjust about anyhtign your heart desires, and all the credit card statement says is "amazon.com"
[18:28:58] <janrinok> in rural France - they wouldn't have a clue what I was asking for, and I'm not entirely sure I do
[18:29:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~queue
[18:29:23] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 3 - http://sylnt.us
[18:29:45] <AndyTheAbsurd> does exec have a ~pending command?
[18:29:47] * cmn32480 shakes the submission tin @ AndyTheAbsurd
[18:30:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't look at me. I submitted something. Guaranteed replies!
[18:30:14] <cmn32480> we are good through like noon (UTC) on 6/1 in the pending queue
[18:30:17] <janrinok> no but we are good for another 12 hours yet
[18:30:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> cmn32480: Was on the queue/pending checking to see if we have a story about GNU Octave hitting 4.0.0 yet.
[18:30:36] <janrinok> cmn32480: not quite, mrcoolbp's is out of sequence
[18:31:14] <janrinok> he is trying to hit the Good Morning USA slot
[18:31:28] <cmn32480> no... I put one in after his. want me to put it between the MEta and the other?
[18:32:11] <janrinok> yeah, there is still a gap between Lightsail and mrcoolbp of 3.5 hours
[18:32:21] <cmn32480> fixed. we are still good until noon (UTC) tomorrow
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[19:35:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, where's arti
[19:35:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to ask him about those flyers that were distributed in an apartment complex near UC IRvine.
[19:35:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahaha
[19:36:25] * Ethanol-fueled wonders if arti printed and posted them
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[20:11:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update your TV to the Digital Revolution; NVIDIA Shield Android TV Released - http://sylnt.us - when-does-streaming-become-a-river?
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[22:07:41] <LaDarius> Ruh-Roh, King Obama is gonna strip all returning vets of their right to bear arms.
[22:08:02] <LaDarius> s/all/many/g
[22:08:02] <sedctl> <LaDarius> Ruh-Roh, King Obama is gonna strip many returning vets of their right to bear arms.
[22:16:08] <crutchy> hasn't he been meaning to do that since he took orifice? along with queen feinstein?
[22:16:13] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:16:13] <Scruffy> Karma - coffee: 277
[22:16:14] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:16:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1397
[22:17:32] * LaDarius watches that episode of TNG where that disgruntled war vet kicks errybody's ass
[22:17:53] <LaDarius> http://en.memory-alpha.wikia.com
[22:17:53] <Scruffy> ^ 03The Hunted (episode) - Memory Alpha, the Star Trek Wiki
[22:22:40] <crutchy> i guess the federation kinda resembles an oppressive regime too
[22:22:53] <LaDarius> yeah, they showed that for the first time in DS9
[22:23:21] <LaDarius> and the problems meddling causes when they were caught slippin'
[22:23:29] <LaDarius> in "Who Watches the Watchers"
[22:29:52] <cmn32480> any body want a daughter? Mine just said "I don't like Star Wars"
[22:30:00] <cmn32480> I suppose I'll miss her...
[22:30:56] <crutchy> i only like janeway
[22:31:02] <crutchy> the rest is kinda boring
[22:37:49] <chromas> cmn32480: which ones has she seen?
[22:38:03] <chromas> if she only saw the lucassed ones, you can forgive her
[22:38:08] <chromas> in fact, there's nothing to forgive
[22:38:12] <cmn32480> all of them
[22:38:18] <cmn32480> plus most of the cartoons
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[22:38:30] <cmn32480> currently theya re watching Clone Wars on Netflix
[22:39:02] <chromas> is that the Genddy Tartakovsky one or the 3d one?
[22:39:17] <cmn32480> the clone wars cartoon
[22:39:30] <chromas> yeah there're at least two
[22:39:38] <cmn32480> really? I had no idead
[22:39:52] <cmn32480> <erp> they might know more than me....
[22:39:59] <cmn32480> oh God... I'm hyperventilating...
[22:40:08] <cmn32480> ok I'm over it
[22:40:34] <chromas> There was a 2d one years ago by the guy who did Dexter's Lab and Samurai Jack
[22:41:04] <cmn32480> I honestly don't know. which one they are watching
[22:41:22] <chromas> netflix++
[22:41:22] <Bender> karma - netflix: 1
[22:41:35] <chromas> ciri++
[22:41:35] <Bender> karma - ciri: -13
[22:41:41] <chromas> poutine--
[22:41:41] <Bender> karma - poutine: -394
[22:42:00] <cmn32480> heh
[22:42:42] <cmn32480> it just occurred to me that I don't really care which one they are watching. as long as they don't bother me at the moment
[22:43:03] <chromas> grub-- # telling me embedding is not possible, but is required for RAID and LVM, even though I'm not doing either
[22:43:03] <Bender> karma - grub: -3
[22:43:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google's Project Jaquard - Joins Levi's in Weaving Computers into Clothes - http://sylnt.us - what-a-wicked-web-we-weave?
[22:44:55] <chromas> Hey Google, we don't take kindly to pants around here!
[22:45:46] <cmn32480> especially Spalls
[22:46:04] <chromas> SpallsPantslesson
[22:46:57] Scruffy is now known as pants--
[22:49:12] <chromas> ~random nick=spalls
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[22:49:28] <exec> 03<SpallsHurgenson> saves on a lot of dry cleaning :)
[23:00:47] <paulej72> We are pushing out the rehash upgrade in an hour to production. Shits probably going break :P
[23:03:03] <SirFinkus> fun
[23:14:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Site Downtime Tonight: Upgrading to Rehash - http://sylnt.us - we'll-try-to-be-quick
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[23:18:39] <SpallsPantslesson> o_0
[23:19:31] <SirFinkus> a little early for that don't you think SpallsPantslesson?
[23:20:41] SpallsPantslesson is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[23:21:50] <SpallsHurgenson> 0_o
[23:35:34] <cmn32480> and we love you for it paulej72!
[23:35:59] <paulej72> NCommander is doing all of the work :)
[23:36:21] <cmn32480> and we love NCommander for it as well!
[23:36:34] <NCommander> This is probably the largest upgrade we've ever done
[23:36:44] <NCommander> and we've had a lot of smaller upgrades go pearshaped before :(
[23:36:53] * NCommander still remembers when we broke commenting ont he initial push of 14.06
[23:37:31] <cmn32480> I been watching you two kill the bugs. I have complete faith.
[23:37:36] <paulej72> can't let me live that one down :P
[23:38:29] <paulej72> well we do have some new featues in this version, but it has been so long I forgot what most of them are
[23:38:52] <cmn32480> we'll figure them out as the community breaks things. No worries :-)
[23:44:13] <NCommander> paulej72, I have yet ot live down "not-expecting-pitckforks"
[23:44:28] <NCommander> paulej72, http://soylentnews.org
[23:44:30] <pants--> ^ 03SN article: #define subscriptions (or, "How we want to work for you!") 04(141 comments)
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[23:45:07] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:45:07] <ciri> excellent BadCoderFinger
[23:46:33] <BadCoderFinger> Wow ciri, you're worse than an AIML bot.
[23:48:55] <NCommander> hey BadCoderFinger
[23:49:33] <chromas> AIML doesn't sound family friendly
[23:50:27] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[23:50:29] <pants--> ^ 03NVIDIA Announces GameWorks VR Branding, Adds Multi-Res Shading
[23:52:00] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, VR. gimme a holodeck or nothin'!
[23:52:26] <takyon> http://www.anandtech.com
[23:52:28] <pants--> ^ 03NVIDIA Launches Mobile G-Sync, Enables Windowed G-Sync, More
[23:53:17] <takyon> just add body awareness (slimmed accordingly) and make the face covering light enough, and it's like you're in a holodeck
[23:53:39] <NCommander> woohoo
[23:53:44] <NCommander> We got a shoutout on barrapuento
[23:53:45] <NCommander> http://barrapunto.com
[23:53:48] <pants--> ^ 03Barrapunto | Las autoridades recomiendan protegerse de Facebook
[23:53:48] <cmn32480> do they make those suits pantsless for Spalls?
[23:56:58] <takyon> Padre
[23:58:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[23:58:29] <LaDarius> barrapunto should have shouted SN out the second this site went live!
[23:59:34] <takyon> you should change all parent links to padre
[23:59:46] <SpallsHurgenson> neat! http://statezeromovie.com
[23:59:47] <NCommander> LaDarius, they've covered a few of our site upgrades
[23:59:48] <pants--> ^ 03State Zero Movie
[23:59:50] <NCommander> Cool
[23:59:53] <NCommander> Site upgrade time
[23:59:56] * NCommander laughes evilly