#Soylent | Logs for 2015-05-24

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[00:00:07] <SirFinkus> there aren't any sizes listed for this uniform, so I guess that makes it one size fits all?
[00:00:33] * SirFinkus puts more images in SpallsHurgenson's mind
[00:00:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Sir Finkus, you should order a fake surgeon's outfit and be Doctor Fink for halloween.
[00:01:19] <SirFinkus> but I've already ordered the schoolgirl uniform...
[00:01:23] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.doctorfink.com
[00:01:35] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, my mind's eye!
[00:01:59] * SpallsHurgenson glares at sirfinkus, "I won't be able to sleep tonight thanks to you!"
[00:02:33] <SirFinkus> because I'll be dressed up in the uniform for and we'll be F U C K I N G?
[00:03:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus is this what you do in your spare time? http://www.audienceseverywhere.net
[00:03:19] <SirFinkus> my tuck is much better
[00:03:24] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahah
[00:04:35] * SpallsHurgenson orders some cat6 so he can finally transfer files at gigabit speeds, like god intended
[00:04:44] <SirFinkus> I have an instructional image somewhere of how to preform a proper tuck
[00:05:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, years ago a transvestite was murdered around here because she led a couple guys on at a party and didn't mention her penis.
[00:06:02] <Ethanol-fueled> that's something you may want to be "up-front" about.
[00:06:57] <SirFinkus> fuck it, I'm not googling penis tuck guide anymore
[00:07:10] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[00:07:19] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab SirFinkus
[00:07:19] <Bender> Added quote 526
[00:07:45] <SirFinkus> why would that be an embarrasing thing? I said I'm NOT googling it anymore
[00:07:56] <arti> sirfinkus, need a diagram?
[00:08:15] <SirFinkus> I think I'm fine
[00:08:19] <arti> there's a technique so you get a faux front butt
[00:08:25] <SirFinkus> yeah
[00:08:35] <SirFinkus> might be the one I'm thinking of
[00:08:39] <SirFinkus> he used tape too
[00:08:43] <arti> indeed
[00:08:55] <SirFinkus> please post it if you have it
[00:09:14] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.fudzilla.com would this make things easier or harder for the NSA?
[00:09:16] <Scruffy> ^ 03Qualcomm tech might make cell towers obsolete
[00:09:35] <Ethanol-fueled> that sound painful.
[00:09:58] <arti> lol came across this while searching: http://www.portlandmercury.com
[00:10:01] <arti> hahahah
[00:10:13] <arti> might be my next counterstrike spray
[00:10:19] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled: true art is always painful
[00:10:32] <SirFinkus> I always used the meatspin animated one
[00:11:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, that's true, Finkus
[00:11:14] <Ethanol-fueled> penises and testes are ugly things.
[00:11:19] <SirFinkus> I like that one though arti, it looks like something you'd see in a drug ad
[00:11:39] <SirFinkus> or some kind of brochure for old people
[00:11:42] <Ethanol-fueled> In the novel Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill hated his genitalia so much that he washed them with a dishmop in the shower.
[00:11:48] <arti> "There are differing opinions about how painful this process is. Some say there's no real pain as long as the tuck isn't too tight; others describe it as excruciating but say it gets less painful over time as the body adjust to the new arrangement."
[00:11:55] <Ethanol-fueled> so that he could not feel it with his hands.
[00:12:57] <arti> here's one not too shabby http://www.vice.com
[00:12:58] <Scruffy> ^ 03A Guide to Tucking Your Mangina | VICE | United Kingdom
[00:14:21] <arti> rofl "This is the half-Windsor knot of penis tucking, i.e., the one novices should master before moving on to other methods"
[00:14:28] <Ethanol-fueled> hahahaha
[00:14:44] <Ethanol-fueled> There are more ways than one to tuck peen?
[00:14:48] <SirFinkus> First off – do NOT use Scotch tape. It’ll slide off your junk the minute you start sweating. Stay away from duct tape, too – unless you want to rip your dick off.
[00:14:58] <SirFinkus> wait, I thought that was the point
[00:15:04] <Ethanol-fueled> electrical tape probably wont help either
[00:15:14] <arti> we should brand some called tranny tape
[00:15:23] <Ethanol-fueled> they probably make something specifically for that purpose, like those things they put over nipples
[00:15:33] <arti> "spunkies"
[00:15:50] <Ethanol-fueled> or those tape bras that hold the bewbs up without the need of an actual bra
[00:16:07] <SirFinkus> I'm not a purist, I cheat and use a merkin sometimes
[00:16:18] <arti> murica
[00:16:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, are you a hot trap? Can you pass pretty well>?
[00:16:51] <SirFinkus> holy shit amazon
[00:16:52] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[00:17:13] <arti> nice, handbag shopping?
[00:19:00] <arti> from the site that must not be named
[00:19:02] <arti> "A new report from The Information (paywalled) says Google is working on an operating system called "Brillo" that would be a platform for Internet-of-things devices. It's supposedly a lightweight version of Android, capable of running on devices with extremely limited hardware — as little as 32 MB of RAM, for example."
[00:19:22] <arti> 32mb, guess that's tiny for android :/
[00:19:34] <SirFinkus> that's not a lot
[00:19:48] <SirFinkus> I think even the shovelware android shits have at least 512
[00:20:01] <arti> yeah, and android also needs 4 cores to be snapy
[00:20:04] <SpallsHurgenson> 32MB for an embedded system? aren't the RAM on those things usually counted in KB?
[00:20:10] <arti> ^-- bingo.
[00:20:33] <chromas> not anymore
[00:20:42] <arti> quickly, more java everyone!
[00:20:47] <SirFinkus> even $30 things I see on alibaba have 2GB
[00:20:49] <chromas> everything runs linux now. TVs, toasters, toilets
[00:21:11] <arti> chromas: xbox!
[00:21:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Don't forget about Other OS
[00:21:24] <SirFinkus> it even has 3. Good Protectively Package
[00:21:24] <SirFinkus> 4. Replacement for Spare Parts if there is any fault
[00:21:28] <chromas> windows 95
[00:22:13] <SirFinkus> and STRONG TECHNICAL FORCE
[00:22:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I think this iteration of the "internet of things" is gonna end up like 3D TVs
[00:22:52] <SirFinkus> http://www.alibaba.com
[00:22:53] <Scruffy> ^ 03Cheap 7 Inch Mini Pc Tablet Flashlight/ Dual Core Android 4.4 Tablet Wifi Android Tablet - Buy Wifi Tablet Pc Tablet 7 Android Mid,7 Inch Android Tablet,Tablet Flashlight Product on Alibaba.com
[00:22:54] <SirFinkus> here we go
[00:23:00] <SirFinkus> found one with 512
[00:23:01] <arti> sirfinkus, strong technical force, like a manual lobbed at a child?
[00:23:07] <SpallsHurgenson> eventually we'll get there, but I don't think it's happening anytime soon
[00:23:23] <Ethanol-fueled> If we have an internet of things, then what about all the extra RF radiation?
[00:23:33] <SirFinkus> this one "Support fonts changing,text colors,background colors,files folder,listening the songs and browsing pictures can be reading texts book"
[00:23:39] <arti> meh, i don't think all this shit needs to be networked
[00:23:51] <SirFinkus> "Touchable Button: MENU,BACK,Simple and pretty"
[00:23:53] <arti> "yeah i keep getting a DoS with my microwave"
[00:24:09] <juggs> but - meh mesh networked lightbulbs!
[00:24:12] <arti> "where can i download ringtones for the done chime?"
[00:24:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't either, but both wireless and bluetooth run at around 2.4 GHZ -- the optimal frequency for exciting water molecules.
[00:25:05] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: just cover your domicile with crystals
[00:25:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, I'm glad I buy only legacy used shit for my needs. I'm gonna stop driving alltogether if they ever do away with the manual transmission.
[00:25:21] <SpallsHurgenson> congratulations, between your fridge, tv, toaster and garbage disposal, you have run through your monthly 2GB data cap in six days! :)
[00:25:28] <arti> hahaha
[00:25:34] <arti> "i was on my yacht"
[00:25:37] <n1> Ethanol-fueled
[00:25:41] <arti> get the roaming charges
[00:26:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, I thought you had an "unlimited" data plan?
[00:26:29] <n1> i have made some small changes to your submission and included a quote from TFA, as you're here i can copy/paste my changes to you
[00:26:31] <Ethanol-fueled> Doesn't that mean that you get unlimited data transfer with no cap?
[00:26:41] <arti> isn't that a byproduct of "green boxing" aka $$$
[00:26:45] <Ethanol-fueled> n1, that's not necessary. Just run that bitch.
[00:26:53] <Ethanol-fueled> I trust your judgement.
[00:27:17] <SirFinkus> https://au.news.yahoo.com
[00:27:17] <Scruffy> ^* 03The devastating moment lovers discover they are long lost brothers - Yahoo7
[00:27:22] <n1> is appreciated
[00:27:25] <arti> lol
[00:27:26] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[00:27:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, that would be a lot hotter if they were sisters instead.
[00:27:40] <arti> Greek Achievement Unlocked
[00:27:44] <SpallsHurgenson> my can opener hax0red me
[00:27:57] <SirFinkus> microwaves piss me off
[00:28:03] <SirFinkus> they all have terrible uis
[00:28:09] <SirFinkus> here's the microwave I want
[00:28:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually, I don't think incest between two consenting adults of similar age should be illegal.
[00:28:13] <SpallsHurgenson> so piss on it in retaliation
[00:28:21] <SirFinkus> one knob for time
[00:28:25] <SirFinkus> on knob for power
[00:28:29] <SirFinkus> one button to start it
[00:28:34] <SirFinkus> all the other stuff is bullshit
[00:28:37] <SpallsHurgenson> knobs? your microwave has knobs?
[00:28:40] <Ethanol-fueled> There's no power differential, and as long as they don't reproduce I don't see a problem with it.
[00:28:57] <SirFinkus> I agree with that Ethanol-fueled, the reproducing thing could be a problem though
[00:29:10] <arti> yeah, just feed "it" to a woodchipper
[00:29:14] <SpallsHurgenson> look, just give me my food in pill form, like they promised we'd have in the future :)
[00:29:29] <arti> they do, soylent exists
[00:29:36] <SirFinkus> I can't think of an ethical way to enforce a "no reproduction" rule
[00:29:38] <Ethanol-fueled> The way I see it, if you know somebody your whole life and can still stand them by the age of 18, then why the fuck not?
[00:29:44] <arti> SirFinkus: anime
[00:30:21] <Ethanol-fueled> In the military I saw people literally get married within months of meeting each other.
[00:30:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Not just for the benefits...serious "we
[00:30:44] <Ethanol-fueled> "we're meant to be" kinda shit.
[00:30:52] <SirFinkus> stupid
[00:31:19] <arti> what do you expect, it's the result of stupid on stupid. weapons grade stupid if you will
[00:31:21] <n1> i'd say that is stupid, but then simple people maybe?
[00:31:33] <arti> i've seen people get married after a couple months
[00:31:39] <arti> kicker, still married 10 years later.
[00:31:44] <arti> wtf.
[00:32:13] <n1> everyone has a different circumstance, but some people do have so little substance to them that anyone willing to tolerate them is good enough
[00:32:17] <Ethanol-fueled> That can happen, arti, but I am biased because I saw a lot more bad than good when it came to jumping into relationships.
[00:32:29] <arti> i don't mean to support it, it's super risky
[00:32:39] <SirFinkus> it's doubly stupid in the military
[00:32:50] <arti> stupid squared
[00:33:04] <SirFinkus> because the guy might get shipped off for months at a time, which is rough even for good relationships
[00:33:19] <n1> but thats what kept marriage strong in the old days
[00:33:21] <n1> apparently...
[00:33:34] <n1> never ever spending any time together
[00:33:35] <arti> helps if you're well endowed, so you can keep in touch
[00:33:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah Finkus, and the thing is that a lot of those relationships are expected to be monogamous.
[00:33:54] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, for the rest of us there's penis extenders.
[00:33:55] <arti> monogawhat?
[00:34:03] <arti> i've seen some of those!
[00:34:10] <arti> look like a fucking microphone
[00:34:12] <SirFinkus> so now we've gone full circle with the dicks
[00:34:28] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, but the point is that when you're with somebody and not seeing them a year at a time, then some arrangement should be made.
[00:34:31] <arti> sounds like a good band name
[00:34:34] <SirFinkus> from hiding them, to making them bigger
[00:34:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, those extenders are no joke.
[00:34:51] <arti> Ethanol-fueled, no, it's about suffering, and transcending your wants.
[00:35:12] <arti> haven't you learned anything from the matrix
[00:35:12] <n1> if you're serious about the relationship and the feelings you have for the other person, it's not a decision you have to make
[00:35:29] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, and just how many instant-gratification-seeking short-attention-span Americans are capable of that?
[00:35:47] <n1> well thats another thing entirely there, Ethanol-fueled
[00:35:48] <Ethanol-fueled> n1, arti, did you have that wisdom when you were 21?
[00:35:52] <arti> paraplegic
[00:35:58] <arti> s
[00:36:14] <arti> at 21 i was happy to find the pussy
[00:36:37] <arti> "why don't you go fuck your boyfriend" "s-sorry!"
[00:36:53] <n1> i did actually, or very close approximation to it, but im a strange one
[00:37:10] <arti> you're not one of those toilet seat squatters are you?
[00:37:24] <n1> i shit in a bucket.
[00:37:50] <Ethanol-fueled> n1, I'm not trying to be an asshole here, but there's a big difference between having an ideology and seeing that ideology through in real-world conditions.
[00:38:04] <n1> i do not disagree
[00:38:26] <n1> i didnt always live upto my own ideology
[00:38:42] <arti> why get married if you're not going to see them for a year?
[00:38:45] <arti> are you in prison or something?
[00:39:07] <arti> well, ladies and gents, this is why cockmolding is going to take off.
[00:39:20] <SirFinkus> I don't really see a reason to get married unless you're having kids
[00:39:23] <n1> people have different reasons for getting married
[00:39:25] <Ethanol-fueled> arti - I live in a fuckhuge city with not only a big military population, but a big college population.
[00:39:28] <arti> taxes!
[00:39:40] <SirFinkus> shitty reason
[00:39:47] <arti> you're a shitty reason
[00:39:52] <Ethanol-fueled> When the two mix, a bunch of young-and-dumbs, unrealistic expectations ensue.
[00:39:56] <n1> taxes is a good reason, as marriage is a legal union
[00:40:09] <arti> citizenship is another good one too
[00:40:12] <n1> aye
[00:40:22] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that's a whole different ball-game.
[00:40:25] <n1> but for 'love' marriage is not necessary, even for kids
[00:40:28] <n1> if kids wont keep you together
[00:40:31] <n1> but a bit of paper will
[00:40:34] <n1> you shouldn't be having kids
[00:40:44] <arti> nah you can common law it, and then create a buisness where your wife sells real estate and you buy the properties :D
[00:41:55] <Ethanol-fueled> n1, thanks for running my sub
[00:42:12] <n1> thank you for submitting it, TFA was the most insightful thing ive read on the issue ever
[00:42:17] <Ethanol-fueled> I appreciate that unpopular opinion is still given a voice.
[00:42:25] <n1> and the most insightful bit of commentary i have read in a while generally
[00:42:38] <arti> are you on your 'women are people' topic again?
[00:42:54] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, this one's about multiculturalism.
[00:42:57] <n1> i say that as what your 'generic american' would call a 'european leftist socialist' or something
[00:43:11] <arti> oh neat, is it greenlit?
[00:43:18] <Ethanol-fueled> I think so.
[00:43:32] <n1> it's due up just before the sigma submission tomorrow
[00:43:33] <arti> shoudl have a webhook spewer in here
[00:43:43] <SpallsHurgenson> we prefer commie pinko sympathizer :)
[00:43:47] <n1> so we'll have an hour or so to talk about multiculturalism
[00:43:50] <Ethanol-fueled> n1, that's pretty strategic of you.
[00:43:57] <n1> then an hour to talk about why we shouldnt have run that story
[00:44:00] <n1> or something like that
[00:44:11] <arti> potato, potato
[00:44:16] <n1> just happened to neatly fill the gap in the queue
[00:44:28] <n1> as we put sigma's story in to run the same time as janrinoks did today
[00:44:37] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[00:44:48] <n1> but i like the timing, so i might have moved it around anyway
[00:45:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, my sources were legit.
[00:45:14] <n1> they were
[00:45:25] <SirFinkus> so http://www.newsnet5.com anyone watching clevland shit?
[00:45:26] <Scruffy> ^ 03Live Video
[00:45:49] <Ethanol-fueled> You can attack me all you want. But attacking Foreign Affairs, and an article written by a Black of African origin no less, will prove to be much more difficult.
[00:46:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, is there social unrest?
[00:46:07] <n1> thats why i included a quote from TFA
[00:46:19] <n1> to make sure people had no excuses thinking it was flamebait
[00:46:24] <arti> what's happening?
[00:46:37] <SirFinkus> yeah, a cop that shot two black people in cleveland just got aquitted
[00:46:42] <SirFinkus> idk the whole story
[00:46:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, it's as if somebody is trying to provoke race riots.
[00:47:05] <SirFinkus> yeah, imagine that
[00:47:30] <n1> https://medium.com
[00:47:31] * chromas checks the bushes for Al Sharpton
[00:47:32] <Scruffy> ^ 03Secret Pentagon report reveals West saw ISIS as strategic asset — INSURGE intelligence — Medium
[00:47:36] <arti> lol
[00:47:38] <Ethanol-fueled> well, thanks to facebook and twitter, they won't happen...people are too busy talking about it online and then playing candy crush to actually do something.
[00:47:46] <arti> chromas++
[00:47:46] <Bender> karma - chromas: 109
[00:47:46] <Ethanol-fueled> (is the experiment a success or failure?)
[00:48:06] <arti> candy crush, ugh that game
[00:48:22] <arti> Delicious~
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[00:48:57] <chromas> I played the FB version a bit. To get past level ten you have to ejaculate requests on people's feeds. Fuck that
[00:49:35] <Ethanol-fueled> yeeech, chromas.
[00:50:51] <chromas> "Bejeweled with a candy theme. That'll hook 'em!"
[00:52:03] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Candy?"
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[00:52:21] <Ethanol-fueled> NOSE CANDY. *SNERRRRKKK*
[00:52:31] * arti leaves a trail of runts to an unmarked white van
[00:52:42] <SirFinkus> settle down, only 18:00
[00:52:44] <Ethanol-fueled> what are runts, arti?
[00:52:53] <arti> a type of candy
[00:53:03] <arti> !g runts candy
[00:53:04] <ciri> 160,000 results | Amazon.com : Runts Candy Bulk By Wonka 5lb : Hard Candy ... @ http://www.amazon.com | Runts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | Images for runts candy | Wonka Runts Fruit Candy: 5LB Bag - Candy Warehouse @
[00:53:05] <ciri> http://www.candywarehouse.com | Runts - OldTimeCandy.com @ http://www.oldtimecandy.com
[00:53:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, runts were awesome!
[00:53:30] <Ethanol-fueled> So accurate with not only shape but flavor!
[00:53:43] * arti likes the apple and banana ones most
[00:54:24] <chromas> the atheist's nightmare candy
[00:54:29] <Ethanol-fueled> damn things are hard though.
[00:55:15] <arti> flaccid candy is kinda weak
[00:55:19] <SirFinkus> I like this street these folks are on, it looks cozy
[00:55:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I love Jelly Bellys
[00:56:08] <arti> those are the ones with all the wild flavors, ya?
[00:56:09] <Ethanol-fueled> they all have the same form factor, but extremely accurate flavor in a wide variety of contextx.
[00:56:33] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, like "toasted marshmellow," "buttered popcorn," "root beer," etc.
[01:06:55] <SirFinkus> buttered popcorn is the best one
[01:07:14] <Ethanol-fueled> That's one of my favorites.
[01:07:15] <SirFinkus> I liked those harry potter ones with the "gross" flavors too
[01:07:37] <SirFinkus> the dirt one was uncanny
[01:07:37] <arti> bogey
[01:07:48] <arti> do they still make them?
[01:07:54] <SirFinkus> probably
[01:08:06] <arti> btw you tried sapporo reserve?
[01:08:18] <SirFinkus> yes, apparently
[01:08:28] <SirFinkus> nope, had regular sapporo before
[01:08:38] <SirFinkus> mediocre
[01:08:44] <arti> try it, it's pretty awesome. one of my friends turned me on to it
[01:08:47] * arti likes japanese beer foods
[01:09:03] <arti> they put this marinade on flying squid, i can't help myself
[01:09:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, sapporo as a standalone beer is mediocre, but with sushi it makes sense.
[01:09:27] <Ethanol-fueled> You want it complimenting the rice, not overpowering it.
[01:09:33] * SirFinkus prefers Asahi when it comes to Japanese beers
[01:11:40] <juggs> sapporo - not heard that name in about 20 years, is it still around?
[01:11:57] <arti> indeed.
[01:11:59] <juggs> used to come in giant cans here
[01:12:05] * arti has one of the giant cans
[01:12:12] <arti> they've got a curious shape
[01:12:42] <Ethanol-fueled> you can't use those cans for weed pipes, that's fer sure.
[01:12:53] <Ethanol-fueled> They are extremely strong.
[01:12:53] <juggs> I just remember them being an over-sized normal can cylindrical shape. Are they 1 litre or 750ml?
[01:13:18] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, the sapporro cans here are buttressed with ribs.
[01:13:26] <SirFinkus> for her pleasure
[01:13:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, it means those cans have a strength of extraordinary magnitude.
[01:14:11] <arti> 650
[01:14:16] <arti> ml
[01:14:37] <juggs> Pint and a bit :)
[01:14:37] <arti> e-f that's exactly the type of can i've sitting here
[01:15:00] <arti> couldn't imagine crushing this with my foot
[01:15:20] <SirFinkus> maybe you could get your mom to do it
[01:15:37] <arti> she's dead, so let's get your fat gay brother over here
[01:16:10] <arti> maybe your parents will get cancer :D
[01:16:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, my mom could suck a Black dick into collapse before she could crush a Sapporo can.
[01:17:22] <arti> capital B
[01:17:54] <Ethanol-fueled> yup.
[01:18:07] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna smoke pot.
[01:18:38] <arti> neighbors downwind rejoice
[01:18:59] <SpallsHurgenson> I really don't like the Witcher3's combat
[01:19:18] <arti> is it like 2?
[01:19:32] <arti> it's not about mashing
[01:19:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't remember 2 that well (except I wasn't that crazy about that game either)
[01:19:58] <arti> scope out the combat rebalance mod by flash
[01:20:06] <n1> there seems to be a lot of hype about that game
[01:20:09] <arti> official dev side project
[01:20:33] <SpallsHurgenson> aside from the low-fantasy feel I am not particularly overwhelmed by this game
[01:20:59] <arti> cd projekt red do a pretty good job with supporting their releases
[01:21:04] <arti> smaller shop
[01:21:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I mostly bought it to support the developers (and gog :)
[01:21:43] <arti> :D
[01:24:39] <n1> £60 still feels like a lot.
[01:24:54] <SpallsHurgenson> no rush, it'll drop in price
[01:24:57] <arti> hold off a few months
[01:25:08] <arti> !decide 1 2 3 4
[01:25:11] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: 4.
[01:25:15] <arti> ciri says 4 months
[01:25:21] <SpallsHurgenson> its not one of those games I'd recommend rushing out to buy anyway
[01:25:22] <n1> fuck ciri
[01:25:30] <arti> i've tried :/
[01:25:36] <n1> :/
[01:25:52] <n1> SpallsHurgenson, hype turns me off things
[01:25:59] <n1> but i might pick it up in a year
[01:26:27] <SirFinkus> sailor cosplay innocent schoolgirl uniform girl does have a nice body, I might save this for later
[01:26:57] <n1> i hadn't noticed a game with so much hype for a while, i dont usually look for new AAA games
[01:27:26] <n1> what type of game is it? i dont actually know
[01:27:29] <arti> where are you seeing hype?
[01:28:01] <SpallsHurgenson> probably the pre-release "won 200 awards" logo they're sticking everywhere :)
[01:28:17] <SirFinkus> does "goty" mean anything these days?
[01:28:21] <arti> game of the year
[01:28:23] <SirFinkus> every game is a "goty"
[01:28:33] <arti> uh typically that means all the shiz is included with it
[01:28:35] <n1> it's something i noticed in recommended videos on youtube
[01:30:17] <SirFinkus> I was going to cite Two Worlds 2 as an example of a shitty game that has a GOTY version, but apparently it's actually kind of good
[01:30:19] <arti> neat, thanks.
[01:30:37] * arti doesn't youtube daily
[01:30:37] <SirFinkus> I'll check it out when it's like a buck on steam again
[01:30:40] <SpallsHurgenson> elder scrolls goty's are always worth it :)
[01:30:52] <arti> totally
[01:31:11] <SirFinkus> elder scrolls has been shit since morrowind
[01:31:12] <n1> youtube is very useful, the google of video.
[01:31:32] <arti> and hype
[01:31:38] <n1> well ok
[01:31:48] <n1> google and facebook of video?
[01:31:57] <arti> yeah those comments are very facebooky
[01:31:58] <n1> it's not all good by a long way, most of it is shit.
[01:32:09] <arti> i have a strange fascination with dipping into the comments
[01:32:19] <arti> oceans of shit
[01:32:32] <n1> its a strange world in the youtube comments
[01:32:45] <n1> i read them like i read the daily mail comments section
[01:32:47] <arti> it's a long slow trainwreck
[01:32:48] <n1> i cant say why
[01:32:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Holy shit, Minsc was voiced by Jim Cummings?
[01:32:54] <arti> hahaha daily mail has some epic ones too
[01:33:31] * n1 googles jim cummings
[01:33:56] <SpallsHurgenson> wasn't he the guy who voiced minsc?
[01:34:34] <Ethanol-fueled> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net
[01:34:38] <Ethanol-fueled> This fucker was.
[01:35:48] <SpallsHurgenson> and the dinosaur-guy from mass effect I think.
[01:36:06] <n1> thats an impressive career
[01:36:47] <SpallsHurgenson> oh... I remember why the name sticks. he was the guy with the hat from star wars clone wars :)
[01:39:55] * SirFinkus just learned that Grandia 2 is going to have a proper hd pc port
[01:40:01] <SirFinkus> super excited
[01:40:16] <SirFinkus> although the first game was better
[01:40:18] * arti has the box around here somewhere
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[01:45:25] <SirFinkus> love the new pencil lead
[01:45:47] <chromas> did you eat one of those new malaria pills?
[01:47:35] <SirFinkus> nope
[01:47:40] <SirFinkus> don't need em
[01:47:57] <SirFinkus> actually interferes with my tuck
[01:49:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists Unveil Prostrate Cancer's "Rosetta Stone" - http://sylnt.us - down-the-tubes
[01:52:34] <arti> down the tubes? more like up
[01:53:07] <takyon> http://soylentnews.org
[02:02:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Manm I hyst wanna fire u p LaDarius
[02:02:35] <arti> northern lights~
[02:02:39] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAAAH
[02:03:04] <arti> took me about an hour to scour glass with orange kronic
[02:08:13] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:08:13] <Scruffy> ^✓ 03Panzer rollen in Afrika vor (English Subtitle) - YouTube
[02:11:40] <SirFinkus> here we go...
[02:18:17] <SpallsHurgenson> do we have to?
[02:34:04] <crutchy> yay!
[02:34:22] <arti> mr crutchy
[02:34:32] <arti> g'day
[02:34:33] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI arti
[02:34:41] <crutchy> g'day
[02:36:12] <arti> keeping warm?
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[02:36:45] <crutchy> trying to. its a bit cold here today, even though its sunny out
[02:36:53] <crutchy> i got some sort of bug
[02:37:15] <SirFinkus> maybe if you move to the correct hemisphere it wouldn't be a problem
[02:38:19] <arti> australian maps are awesome
[02:38:25] <crutchy> i prefer the one protected by killer snakes and dropbears
[02:40:42] * crutchy has been playing civ2
[02:50:01] <SpallsHurgenson> how did you escape?
[02:50:02] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[02:50:27] <SirFinkus> fuckin ciri
[02:52:00] <SpallsHurgenson> nothing is worth that
[02:52:49] <crutchy> my stomach took command of my empire
[03:00:51] <crutchy> http://www.nytimes.com
[03:00:52] <Scruffy> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[03:01:13] <crutchy> "The Senate will reconvene on May 31 to try again."
[03:01:49] <crutchy> which is another way of saying... 'it will pass, but with much drama and suspense'
[03:02:32] <crutchy> otherwise CNN and Fox would go out of business
[03:13:30] <arti> crutchy, i was reading about that
[03:14:11] <crutchy> i doubt rand will offer up another fillibuster
[03:14:23] <crutchy> and nobody else has any guts in dc
[03:15:19] <takyon> http://www.theguardian.com
[03:15:20] <Scruffy> ^ 03NSA bulk phone records collection to end despite USA Freedom Act fail | US news | The Guardian
[03:15:30] <takyon> ^ although it's one program among many
[03:16:11] <crutchy> i doubt it will end. they'll just tell us it ended. there's no more edward snowden to call them out anymore
[03:16:34] <arti> i think you're right
[03:16:40] <arti> NSA Freedom Act
[03:16:55] <takyon> edward snowden wasn't the first
[03:17:01] <takyon> hence "citizenfour"
[03:17:19] <takyon> and he wasn't the last if some "second snowden" got bagged last October
[03:17:44] <crutchy> freedom act... yeah, freedom for the nsa to do whatever it wants act
[03:18:54] <takyon> I'm not too worried about the legislation and the filibusters
[03:18:59] <takyon> what matters is technical solutions
[03:19:18] <takyon> heavy encryption everywhere, no Logjam bullshit, and planning for quantum decryption of RSA
[03:19:19] <crutchy> violent revolution?
[03:19:44] <takyon> bread and circuses
[03:19:49] <crutchy> or starting up a new internet
[03:19:51] <takyon> pizza and reality TV
[03:20:02] <arti> elliptical curve cryptography seems like it might be tainted too
[03:20:24] <arti> reality tv is popular because it's cheap to make, and it's about selling eyeballs
[03:20:58] <takyon> it's the kimye 1 year anniversary btw
[03:21:06] <crutchy> and getting cheap actors to make fools of themselves on national tv in the hope that they'll win some tiny fraction of the profits from their antics
[03:21:44] <crutchy> i don't even know whats on tv lately
[03:22:24] <SpallsHurgenson> firefox and freecell are on my TV right now :)
[03:22:36] <takyon> 1080p?
[03:23:41] <crutchy> civ2 in 5760x1080 looks... shit
[03:24:06] <arti> it's all about skifree
[03:24:15] <takyon> Chip's Challenge
[03:24:48] <crutchy> freecell with porn on the cards might be good in 1080p
[03:25:09] <crutchy> 'dayam that queen has nice tits'
[03:25:19] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[03:25:20] <arti> it's a queen from sanfran
[03:25:20] <Scruffy> ^ 03Chip's Challenge Music - YouTube
[03:25:48] <crutchy> is that the same as a queen from rio de janiro?
[03:35:13] <arti> http://abcnews.go.com
[03:35:14] <Scruffy> ^ 03The Latest on Waco Shooting: Biker Group Gets Proclamation - ABC News
[03:35:28] <takyon> gets?
[03:35:58] <arti> "The same group that organized a biker meeting in Texas that ended in violence has received a proclamation from the Waco City Council designating May as "Motorcycle Safety and Awareness Month."
[03:35:58] <arti> The City Council issued the proclamation two days after the deadly biker shootout at a Waco restaurant."
[03:36:06] <takyon> wow
[03:37:49] <crutchy> now the waco council members can sleep at night
[03:37:58] <arti> wonder how the LEO are sleepin
[03:38:07] <arti> probably pretty good since they unloaded into the crowd
[03:38:29] <crutchy> we need to ban guns!
[03:38:33] <crutchy> and bikes!
[03:38:48] <crutchy> and crowds!
[03:38:50] <chromas> ban bad guys
[03:38:56] <arti> ban evil
[03:39:10] <crutchy> nah then politicians would be banning themselves
[03:39:28] <takyon> ban freedom
[03:39:58] <arti> ban gluten
[03:40:14] <chromas> PBR's okay; it's gluten-free
[03:40:26] <crutchy> except hillary... she's gunna use all that money she's got from the super rich to stick it to the super rich
[03:40:36] <chromas> from the wink dept
[03:41:50] <arti> lol
[03:41:51] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[03:42:06] <crutchy> ~last nick=ciri channel=#
[03:42:26] <chromas> We shoudl take ciri quotes and put them on photos and post to facebook
[03:42:26] <exec> 03<ciri> lol that's funny!
[03:42:41] <chromas> ~last nick=ciri channel=#$
[03:42:42] <crutchy> derp
[03:42:48] <crutchy> heh
[03:42:54] <chromas> it's the regex. it gets ya
[03:42:56] <exec> 03<ciri> chromas: Ciri: and if frogs had machine guns eagles would screw with them. But hey, who here likes guns and abortions?
[03:43:35] <crutchy> frogs should have machine guns
[03:43:42] <arti> hey crutchy, is it true bikers are refered to as bikies there?
[03:43:51] <crutchy> yeah
[03:43:58] <arti> cute hah
[03:44:07] <chromas> cyclists or motorfags?
[03:44:14] <chromas> enginecycles
[03:44:21] <takyon> http://www.abc.net.au
[03:44:21] <crutchy> its another word for 'fuck with us and we'll bury you and all your relatives' :p
[03:44:22] <Scruffy> ^ 03US expert warns of 'violent, relentless' bikies - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[03:44:43] <arti> http://www.skynews.com.au
[03:44:45] <Scruffy> ^ 03Bikie turf wars escalate in Victoria
[03:44:53] <arti> http://www.theage.com.au
[03:44:57] <Scruffy> ^ 03The brutal truth: there is no outlaw code; bikie gangs are all for money, power and fear
[03:45:20] <crutchy> wow they should start a political party!
[03:45:23] <takyon> Pixie Turf Wars Devestate Down Under
[03:45:31] <arti> i like parties
[03:45:38] <arti> i want punch :D
[03:45:44] <crutchy> and pie
[03:46:25] <crutchy> bikies are a good distraction for our police forces
[03:46:41] <crutchy> they keep trying to fuck up the bikie gangs so they leave us ordinary folk alone
[03:47:39] <crutchy> maybe the bikies in waco are using the same tactic
[03:48:02] <arti> if only there was some way to stop them
[03:48:14] <arti> can't they lob chains into their wheels
[03:48:20] <chromas> or sticks
[03:48:26] <arti> or chainsticks
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[03:51:50] <SirFinkus> arti [368/1040] has challenged SirFinkus [723/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 06:54:54 is added to arti's clock.
[03:51:52] <SirFinkus> eat it arty
[03:55:04] <arti> http://www.huffingtonpost.com
[03:55:04] <Scruffy> ^ 03Maddow Blasts Law Requiring Aurora Shooting Victim's Parents To Pay Gun Manufacturers
[03:57:02] <SirFinkus> they can go get fucked imo, the gun manufacturer didn't kill anyone
[03:57:16] <arti> look at those comments!
[03:57:39] <arti> agreed finkus
[03:58:33] <SirFinkus> <@NerdRPG> arti [448/1040] has come upon SirFinkus [672/798] and been defeated in combat! 0 days, 07:31:37 is added to arti's clock.
[03:58:39] <SirFinkus> you just won't learn your lesson will you
[03:59:39] <arti> lol
[03:59:55] <crutchy> his just toying with you SirFinkus
[04:00:08] <crutchy> its all part of his evil plot
[04:00:32] <arti> shhh, php needs to be everywhere
[04:00:34] <SirFinkus> you should sue the the @idlerpg bot arti
[04:00:35] <arti> on phones, in browsers
[04:00:39] <SirFinkus> because I killed you
[04:00:39] <arti> hahaha
[04:00:55] <crutchy> he can just set ciri and tama loose on it
[04:00:57] <arti> to colorado!
[04:01:06] <crutchy> in the buttmobile!
[04:01:30] <arti> there's your ride sharing service vehicle name
[04:01:46] <arti> get the buttmobile app!
[04:02:00] <crutchy> i think you're a bit late with the php thing
[04:02:22] <crutchy> it kinda already took over the world. they even invented the snake language to try to kill it but hasn't really worked
[04:02:49] <arti> let us return to divining the wordpress codez
[04:02:58] <chromas> there's a pliskin language?
[04:03:04] <chromas> is it solid?
[04:03:05] <crutchy> as long as faceboob and dickipedia still use it, the world is ours mwahahahaha!
[04:03:10] <arti> might have to make one
[04:03:44] <chromas> don't worry, crutchy, we'll get them onto node.js Real Soon Now
[04:03:46] <arti> "pliskin aims to merge several incompatible technologies into a self-buttering pile"
[04:04:08] <arti> nodejs, C++ with javascript trimmings.
[04:04:26] <chromas> and python's indentation
[04:04:38] <arti> make it like vb7
[04:04:47] <chromas> never used beyond 6
[04:05:05] <arti> well the mythical 7, the one that never was because .net
[04:05:06] <chromas> and that was just dicking off in school
[04:05:10] <chromas> ah
[04:05:20] <crutchy> if only we could get gitlab to go away from ror then the world would be at peace
[04:05:30] <chromas> hey, qbasic 7 was also mythical
[04:05:36] <chromas> quickbasic
[04:06:02] <chromas> if ar were in channel he'd give you a whoppin', crutchy
[04:06:20] <chromas> but like Konomi, he's on but not in any channels apparently
[04:06:23] <juggs> something, something, pascal, darkside
[04:06:33] <crutchy> gopeh
[04:07:30] <crutchy> php is like the wookies... big, hairy and smelly but has awesome crossbows
[04:09:11] * juggs shadow-bans both crutchy and chromas for being a disturbance in the force
[04:09:49] * SpallsHurgenson wakes up, "Wookies?"
[04:09:53] <arti> crutchy: bowcasters
[04:10:07] <arti> goth don'tchu know bout wookies?
[04:11:40] <crutchy> chyah... they're big, hairy and smelly
[04:11:52] <arti> what're we talking about?
[04:12:01] <SpallsHurgenson> NCommander, I think
[04:12:24] * juggs goes to bed... I tried man
[04:12:32] <arti> may php watch over you
[04:13:16] <crutchy> gopeh to that brother
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[04:36:31] <SpallsHurgenson> witcher3 is supposedly all about its strong plot and characters, but I'd probably give more of a damn about them if I knew who the fuck they all were and what they stood for...
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[04:37:40] * SpallsHurgenson mutters grumpily
[04:38:52] <arti> spalls, if only there were a series of books
[04:40:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I read 'em... that's the only idea I have a vague inkling as to who any of these people are
[04:40:28] <arti> politics everywhere, witches have their guilds, witchers theirs, sprinkled in with all the kingdoms
[04:40:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (of course, it doesn't help I read 'em years ago)
[04:40:45] <SpallsHurgenson> the game seriously doesn't give any help in that regard
[04:41:47] <arti> probably a wiki somewhere out there
[04:42:16] <SpallsHurgenson> a game that relies on a wiki to guide its players through understanding the basic motivations of its character and story has failed
[04:43:42] * arti begins watching star wars with return of the jedi
[04:43:48] <arti> why is all of this happening!?!?
[04:44:46] <SpallsHurgenson> Jedi's plot was simpler, was a more managable two hours, and gave enough back story to follow.
[04:45:55] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:45:56] <Scruffy> ^ 03Witcher Story Recap: Watch Before You Play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - YouTube
[04:46:07] <SpallsHurgenson> it also was a far more popular franchise. 99% of people buying this game will never have read the translated-from-polish novels
[04:46:57] <SpallsHurgenson> arti: and again, a story that depends on outside sources is badly written
[04:47:45] <arti> damned if you do, damned if you don't
[04:47:57] <SpallsHurgenson> especially since the game has 40+ hours to educate the players
[04:48:20] <arti> it's obviously terrible since you've spent 40 in it so far
[04:48:44] <SpallsHurgenson> only about three so far :)
[04:49:03] <arti> so you've got another 37 to go apparently
[04:49:21] <arti> did you know you could import your witcher 2 character?
[04:49:31] <SpallsHurgenson> yes
[04:50:27] <SpallsHurgenson> if you don't, you get "questioned" as to what your character did in the previous game. I pity the poor player new to the franchise, because he won't have any idea who the characters or what the events mentioned are
[04:53:07] <SpallsHurgenson> and I still hate the combat :)
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[05:37:11] <Landon> we have some witcher 3 players? ;D
[07:54:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Selling Off Unused IPv4 Addresses - http://sylnt.us - addresses-are-where-it's-at
[07:56:20] <arti> ~define sandwich
[07:56:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03sandwich: a food commonly used by men to oppress women
[07:56:38] <chromas> ~define is
[07:56:40] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03is: IS is IS. "Is meaning equal" is tautology. Is is simply is.
[07:56:49] <arti> ~define innocence
[07:56:52] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03innocence: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
[07:57:03] <chromas> ~define innocent touch
[07:57:19] <exec> innocent touch: unable to find definition
[07:57:20] <arti> ~define churro
[07:57:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03churro: A tasty treat from mexico now made all over the states, a bunch of dough dropped in to a bucket of hot oil (like when someone takes a shit) and then sprinckled with sugar and cinnamon...
[07:58:14] <arti> ~define brosama bin laden
[07:58:33] <exec> brosama bin laden: unable to find definition
[08:02:09] <chromas> ~define obama bin ramen
[08:02:40] <exec> process timed out: ~define obama bin ramen
[08:13:33] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[08:13:33] <Scruffy> ^ 03Sarah Jessica Parker in "Ed Wood" - YouTube
[08:13:42] <chromas> lol; she acknowledges it
[10:26:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Austerity Trumps CCTV Surveillance in Some UK Councils - http://sylnt.us - the-pendulum-swings-both-ways
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[12:41:04] <janrinok> hi guys
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[16:23:38] * n1 wonders how the multiculturalism story will go down
[16:30:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Failed Experiments of Multiculturalism - http://sylnt.us - RTFA
[16:37:23] <n1> ¬_¬
[16:37:30] <n1> already going down the road i expected
[16:44:39] <paulej72> can anyone check the tor links to the site?
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[17:50:06] <Bytram> paulej72: do you have a linky for tor links?
[17:50:36] <paulej72> http://7rmath4ro2of2a42.onion
[17:50:48] <paulej72> that is what was posted above
[17:50:52] <Bytram> k
[17:50:59] <Bytram> http://7rmath4ro2of2a42.onion
[17:51:07] <Bytram> http://slashdot.org
[17:51:08] <Scruffy> ^ 03Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters
[17:51:21] <Bytram> hmmm, Scruffy doesn't understand tor, it seems.
[17:51:30] * Bytram thought it was worth a shot
[17:51:37] <paulej72> nope I would think he would not
[17:51:47] <Bytram> paulej72: hmmm, why http and hot httpS ??
[17:51:52] <Bytram> s/hot/not/
[17:51:52] <sedctl> <Bytram> paulej72: hmmm, why http and not httpS ??
[17:52:43] <Bytram> I tried both on my system; got: "Pale Moon can't find the server at www.7rmath4ro2of2a42.onion."
[17:52:58] <Bytram> hmm, where did the 'www.' come from?
[17:53:01] <paulej72> because I have no idea how, the cert is for soylentnews.org. not 7rmath4ro2of2a42.onion
[17:53:02] * Bytram tries again
[17:53:09] <Bytram> doh!
[17:53:44] <paulej72> I have no idea how the tor stuff is setup on boron, I just restated apache to see if that would fix the issue
[17:53:44] <Bytram> no joy here.
[17:53:51] <Bytram> nod nod
[17:54:09] <Bytram> can you access it using lynx on one of our dev boxes?
[17:54:23] * Bytram has no idea if that would/should work
[17:55:31] <paulej72> i do not think tor is setup for that on any of the boxes, other than the tor box, but I am not sure how it works to check it for sure
[17:56:18] <Bytram> yeah, same here. I don't think I've really ever tried to use it before.
[17:57:10] <Bytram> FWIW, I now see comment counts being updated on dev, but still do NOT see 'Most Recent Journal Entries" being updated.
[17:57:20] * Bytram goes to try submitting a new poll
[18:00:23] * Bytram notices a new poll in the queue; hits Ctrl+F5 on main page on dev -- still sees poll for: "How much coffee do you drink each day?"
[18:01:16] * Bytram reloads: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[18:01:16] <Scruffy> ^✓ 03Dev.SN Poll
[18:01:37] * Bytram sees new poll in queue: "How do you do?" at: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[18:01:39] <Scruffy> ^ 03Dev.SN Poll | How do you do? ...
[18:02:26] * Bytram reloads pollbooth and tries to edit HDYD poll.
[18:02:51] * Bytram sees poll was scheduled for: 2015-05-24 16:51:13
[18:03:22] * Bytram closes all SN dev tabs
[18:04:07] * Bytram relaunches https://dev.soylentnews.org
[18:04:07] <Scruffy> ^ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is secured dead goaste
[18:04:32] * Bytram hits Ctrl+F5 on dev
[18:05:24] * Bytram wonders how Scruffy came up with 'is secured dead goaste' ?? it's not even spelled right, for one, and I don't see it anywhere on the page
[18:09:34] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[18:20:01] <Bytram> paulej72++
[18:20:01] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 159
[18:20:04] <Bytram> paulej72++
[18:20:04] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 160
[18:32:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: Are Soylent News Editors Overstepping the Mark? - http://sylnt.us - unedited-perspectives
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[19:16:01] <Bytram> !uid
[19:16:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5260, owned by FlaSheridn
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[19:36:40] <Ethanol-fueled> It's an exciting morning on SN, hahahah!
[19:37:13] <Ethanol-fueled> nutnutnutnutnutnut
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[19:51:13] <arti> :D
[20:33:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Renewables are Disruptive to Coal and Gas - http://sylnt.us - price-of-sunlight-and-wind-is-pretty-constant
[20:50:18] <chromas> For the onion site, would you really even need a CA cert? I'd think that would be the place for a web o' trust
[21:03:28] <arti> WoT
[21:03:30] <arti> WoT!
[21:04:00] <chromas> Kyle's mom
[21:04:12] <chromas> WoT WoT WoT?!
[21:06:05] <arti> chromas, get yer butt over here
[21:06:19] <arti> i need reinforcements for pizza eating
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[21:07:35] <arti> greetings kadal
[21:07:40] <chromas> pizza++
[21:07:40] <Bender> karma - pizza: 29
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[21:25:25] <chromas> "I loved AOL… excellent tech support!! every time i formatted my pc, which was all the time, I’d give them a call to help me reinstall my modem drivers… setting up the port was a pain. Once I got through, they would let me go so i could finish installing AOL on my own… which i then turned around and installed another ISP."
[21:28:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> pffft
[21:28:21] <AndyTheAbsurd> nobody smart enough to do that every called AOL tech support.
[21:29:40] <AndyTheAbsurd> I worked AOL tech support for a few months. The smartest caller I ever got there didn't know that his computer had both a modem and an Ethernet card, and had plugged the phone line into the jack on the Ethernet port.
[21:31:06] <chromas> Well I'd wonder about someone who reformats their HDD all the time
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[21:32:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> back in the Windows 95/98 days, I usually wouldn't make it more than 6 months without reformatting.
[21:33:09] <AndyTheAbsurd> Windows 2000 I think I got up to almost 2 years
[21:33:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> And now that I'm on Linux full time, I don't even remember when I last reinstalled the system. Sometime after Linux Mint 17 came out but I'm not sure beyond that.
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[21:48:11] <Ethanol-fueled> Guaranteed. Fucking. Replies.
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[22:19:17] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:19:17] <Scruffy> Karma - coffee: 274
[22:19:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:19:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1388
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[22:26:14] * crutchy is wondering whether the only ones really threatened by ISIS are the establishment republocrat stooges who are desperately trying to instill FUD into the media to keep their defense contractor campaign contributors happy
[22:27:16] <crutchy> the iraqis that bailed out of ramadi kinda goes to show that iraqis maybe see ISIS rule as being better than western stooge rule
[22:27:58] <crutchy> prolly no wonder since for decades the US has decimated their country in the name of 'freedum'
[22:35:27] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Heating Homes and Businesses with "Data Furnaces" - http://sylnt.us - cool-use-of-hot-tech
[22:37:40] <arti> decimation is a curious thing, horrible for morale