#Soylent | Logs for 2015-05-15
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[00:34:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Movie Review of Mad Max: Fury Road - http://sylnt.us - just-here-for-the-gasoline
[00:39:47] <SpallsHurgenson> Its just not Mad Max without that anti-semetic vibe Gibson brings to a picture :)
[00:51:25] <takyon> no cameo?
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[01:07:47] * SpallsHurgenson gives his internet a poke, "Go faster!"
[01:33:41] <chromas> Just read the bible; turns out it agrees with Mel
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[01:34:02] <chromas> s/^/I/
[01:34:03] <exec> <chromas> IJust read the bible; turns out it agrees with Mel
[01:34:28] <Ethanol-fueled> That was a good religious discussion.
[01:34:38] <Ethanol-fueled> the one a couple stories back.
[01:36:22] <Ethanol-fueled> It'd be really cool if people could discuss religion as points of view rather than guns to their backs.
[01:37:11] * Ethanol-fueled works close by General Atomics
[01:37:38] * Ethanol-fueled noticed that " I operate drones" is now a bumper sticker in the are.
[01:38:20] * Ethanol-fueled notices unsettlingly that a lot of those who identify with GA identifty with fundamentalist Christianity.
[01:38:22] <chromas> "I control automatons"
[01:38:45] <chromas> Judas was a terrorist
[01:38:54] <chromas> HE both hung himself and went out into a field and exploded
[01:38:57] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, they themselves are controlled automatons. It's turtles all the way up.
[01:40:05] <Ethanol-fueled> One week till layoff. One week till layoff.
[01:40:38] <chromas> Vacation the whole time?
[01:41:15] <Ethanol-fueled> no, chromas. I have to endure a week of training and giving up my tribal knowledge.
[01:41:48] <Ethanol-fueled> I train everybody on what I know, then I get laid off with severance, extra time of insurance, and THE DOLE.
[01:42:21] <chromas> Do you have to return the spear and djembe?
[01:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd like to note that I made a secret arrangement to be laid off before the rest are.
[01:43:12] <Ethanol-fueled> I train the guys who aren't on everything I know, and get cut next Friday.
[01:43:41] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, djembes are fucking awesome. I never return those.
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[01:45:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I wrecked my body for those motherfuckers. It's my turn to relax. Those who had a stake in my work cashed out.
[01:45:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Now it's time for me to cash out :)
[01:45:55] <SpallsHurgenson> argh, my stomach is not in a happy place today
[01:47:11] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[01:47:12] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D BadCoderFinger
[01:47:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Why not, spalls?
[01:47:23] <Ethanol-fueled> sup badcoderfinger..
[01:47:38] * SpallsHurgenson offers BadCoderFinger some hay
[01:49:59] * BadCoderFinger casually eats hay.
[01:50:24] <SpallsHurgenson> one of these people is stranger than the others
[01:50:29] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[01:51:05] <BadCoderFinger> Health food tastes like hay.
[01:52:20] <SpallsHurgenson> hay tastes better
[01:52:49] <Ethanol-fueled> rabbit food is good.
[01:55:11] <SpallsHurgenson> hay the cows have pooped on probably tastes better
[01:55:35] <BadCoderFinger> I have no plans to test that hypothesis.
[01:55:46] * SpallsHurgenson summons bytram :)
[01:58:02] <BadCoderFinger> Well, that didn't work. Did you recite the correct incantation?
[01:58:30] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe we need to sacrifice a chromas
[01:59:18] <Ethanol-fueled> sacrifice LaDarius.
[02:04:20] <Ethanol-fueled> http://jazzandblues.org
[02:04:22] <Manbearpig> ^ 03KJazz 88.1 FM | America's Jazz and Blues Station ( http://jazzandblues.org )
[02:05:11] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: not Bytram but whaddya need?
[02:05:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Biosecurity Logic Behind Australia's Threat to Kill Johnny Depp's Dogs - http://sylnt.us - dastardly-dogs-down-under
[02:08:27] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHA
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[02:11:03] <BadCoderFinger> I admit to finding that funny as well.
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[02:46:00] * SpallsHurgenson needs more ammo to fight off the Strogg counter-attack
[02:46:39] <BadCoderFinger> Like what, less pants?
[02:48:05] <SpallsHurgenson> do Stroggos cyborgs even wear pants?
[02:49:50] * juggs dons earthed Faraday pants.
[03:10:12] <Landon> ooh lawdy
[03:10:15] <Landon> Babadook is pretty good
[03:31:56] * SpallsHurgenson kicks it into overdrive
[03:38:50] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... not enough
[03:38:57] * SpallsHurgenson takes it up a notch
[03:39:42] <BadCoderFinger> Evening is winding down, heh.
[03:39:53] <BadCoderFinger> But hey, tomorrow is beer day.
[03:40:29] <SpallsHurgenson> but... but... I took it up a notch!
[03:43:46] * juggs carves a notch into SpallsHurgenson's shelf - a thousand 3.5" floppy drives fall to the floor. Why,,
[03:44:51] <juggs> just why would anyone hoard this stuff. Ebay investment? Sit on this for 20 years... something .... retire and cackle.
[03:44:59] * SpallsHurgenson counts his 3.5" floppy drives...
[03:45:08] * juggs waits ten years
[03:45:36] <SpallsHurgenson> one old drive... one USB drive... one L120 Superdrive... three!
[03:47:15] <SpallsHurgenson> ooops... one 3.5" floppy drive / SSD/MMC reader combo thingee. So four :)
[03:48:49] <juggs> :D You are not the hoarder you claimed to be. I imagined boxes on shelves full of antiquated goodness - I'm disappointed.
[03:50:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I do have three ZIP drives, if that makes you feel better (1 IDE/internal, 1 SCSI external, 1 Parallel port external:)
[03:51:57] <SpallsHurgenson> I loved the ZIP drive
[03:53:05] <juggs> I think I had one of those in a 486SX25 moons ago - took an age to back anything up, seemed to spend most of its time whizzing back and forth rather than doing anything. Probably shouldn't have ticked the "verify" option.
[03:55:27] <SpallsHurgenson> 100MB of (relatively) fast, portable re-writable media at a reasonable price... it was like magic :)
[03:56:42] <SpallsHurgenson> I need a time machine just to show old-me how awesome modern computers really are :)
[03:57:27] <SpallsHurgenson> or go back in time to 1900, show 'em Doom and tell 'em it's a real-time video of someone battlling the foces of Hell :)
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[04:03:55] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, what are time machines for if not to mess with one's primitive ancestors? :)
[04:07:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Beekeepers Lost 40% of Bees in 2014-15 - http://sylnt.us - bee-in-a-bonnet
[04:12:09] <juggs> I'm taking a 10 x 50 cal heavy machine gun + 1Mill rounds for same + 2 x binoculars, travelling back 500 years and living my days out as a very rich man. :D
[04:12:22] <juggs> I jest
[04:13:51] <juggs> If one had access to a time machine that could hop back 500 years, what would one take? A penicillin sample?
[04:14:31] <SpallsHurgenson> water balloons. some of those ancients deserved a good soaking :)
[04:14:38] <juggs> Probably some protection against being burnt as witch or heretic would be handy...
[04:15:28] <SpallsHurgenson> water balloons might be helpful there as well :)
[04:26:26] <SpallsHurgenson> remember, people in the past are stupid. If they were smart, they'd be living in the future, with us :)
[04:36:35] <SpallsHurgenson> of course we're smarter than people in the future too 'cause we don't gotta deal with any of their future-problems, like klingons and AI :)
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[04:39:07] <juggs> Oh yes... we have soooo cracked everything. We have cures for cancer, found an anti-microbial that resists defeat by adaptation... no - in the future this will be viewed as the middle ages when finally people got together to talk rather than hack each other to bits. It's a start.
[06:09:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Galaxies Die by Slow 'Strangulation' - http://sylnt.us - auto-erotic-milky-way
[06:10:45] <chromas> The safeword is "god"
[07:54:14] * crutchy is unsure about e-f's dole. if hillary gets in, she'll have to cut welfare for the billary foundation, and if a rino gets in... well everyone will have a jerb cos we'll all be off invading iran
[08:37:18] <crutchy> "The world needs to blow these third world camel jocks off the map. Iranians are nothing but "DiRT" under our feet, so let's take care of these low life's."
[08:37:55] <crutchy> what a fkin douchebag. i bet he wonders why much of the world hates america. actually he prolly has nfi
[08:40:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK: Guarantee Profits for Developing Antibiotics - http://sylnt.us - whatever-it-takes
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[10:21:18] <crutchy> ooh. finally
[10:21:37] * crutchy clicks on ex machina
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[11:12:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTuber Sues Google, Viacom, Lionsgate over ContentID - http://sylnt.us
[11:53:34] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[11:53:34] <Bender> karma - fedora: 47
[11:53:35] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[11:53:35] <Bender> karma - fedora: 48
[11:53:36] <JamesNZ> fedora++
[11:53:37] <Bender> karma - fedora: 49
[12:10:54] <crutchy> ex machina is a cool movie
[12:11:14] <crutchy> not what i was expecting, but still good
[12:13:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - YouTuber Sues Google, Viacom, and Lionsgate over ContentID - http://sylnt.us - discontentID
[12:25:37] <exec> <ciri> exec: Yo moma is so blond she confused a brown person for a beer; type smell climb dont look beeeeeeeeeeeeep ding step over your own.
[12:43:27] <AndyTheAbsurd> ....are exec and ciri both smoking crack?
[12:44:03] <AndyTheAbsurd> fedoras-- # the hats that hipster douchebags wear, not the Linux distro fedora
[12:44:03] <Bender> karma - fedoras: -1
[12:44:11] <AndyTheAbsurd> fedora++
[12:44:12] <Bender> karma - fedora: 50
[13:03:58] <JamesNZ> latex++
[13:03:58] <Bender> karma - latex: 18
[13:04:00] <JamesNZ> latex++
[13:04:00] <Bender> karma - latex: 19
[13:04:01] <JamesNZ> latex++
[13:04:01] <Bender> karma - latex: 20
[13:14:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Right to be Forgotten: One Year Later - http://sylnt.us - eraser
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[15:12:49] <AndyTheAbsurd> tap tap
[15:12:52] <AndyTheAbsurd> is this thing on?
[15:18:53] <crutchy> the nsa would know. they tap everything. even yo mama
[15:29:53] <AndyTheAbsurd> https://lofn.hardison.net updated
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[15:46:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jet Powered Go-Kart is Finished - http://sylnt.us - need-for-speed
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[17:19:25] <mechanicjay> !seen mechanicjay
[17:19:25] <ciri> mechanicjay, go look in a mirror.
[17:20:06] <mechanicjay> erm, how to do I tell the last time someone was in the chatroom?
[17:34:35] <AndyTheAbsurd> ~seen mechanicjay
[17:34:44] <AndyTheAbsurd> .seen mechanicjay
[17:34:44] <arti> 3,1.9:15mechanicjay is on the channel right now!9:3.
[17:34:51] <mechanicjay> thanks AndyTheAbsurd
[17:34:56] <AndyTheAbsurd> must be .seen!
[17:35:08] <mechanicjay> ~seen applesmasher
[17:35:27] <mechanicjay> .seen applesmasher
[17:35:27] <arti> 3,1.9:15 I have not seen applesmasher9:3.
[17:35:42] <mechanicjay> .seen kobach
[17:35:42] <arti> 3,1.9:15 I have not seen kobach9:3.
[17:35:52] <mechanicjay> .seen cactus
[17:35:52] <arti> 3,1.9:15 I have not seen cactus9:3.
[17:36:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> .seen TheMightyLaptop
[17:36:05] <arti> 3,1.9:15 I have not seen TheMightyLaptop9:3.
[17:36:15] <AndyTheAbsurd> arti hasn't seen ANYBODY.
[17:36:25] <mechanicjay> srsly, that's not so useful
[17:36:32] <AndyTheAbsurd> .seen EthanolFueled
[17:36:32] <arti> 3,1.9:15 I have not seen EthanolFueled9:3.
[17:36:47] <AndyTheAbsurd> .seen Ethanol-fueled
[17:36:47] <arti> 3,1.9:15I last saw Ethanol-fueled Quiting IRC with Quit message: Remote host closed the connection (Date: 14/05/2015 / Time: 19:09:52)9:3.
[17:37:04] <AndyTheAbsurd> okay, arti has seen SOMEBODAY.
[17:37:06] <AndyTheAbsurd> .help
[17:38:05] <AndyTheAbsurd> .active JamesNZ
[17:38:25] <AndyTheAbsurd> .fuckoffyouuselessbot
[18:18:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - United Airlines Offering Miles for Bug Bounty Rewards - http://sylnt.us - flying-bugs-helping-us-fly
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[20:13:54] <Cyprus> because why offer money, when you can offer a possible future discount on your product
[20:53:44] <mechanicjay> So, they're setting up for some sort of concert on the lawn next to my bldg. Doing sound checks and what not right now
[21:06:41] <mythterj> Anybody else notice how much spam is coming from the .science TLD? I'm pretty close to blacklisting the entire TLD in Spamassassin.
[21:20:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's Not Secret, It's Controlled Unclassified Information - http://sylnt.us - keep-it-secret-keep-it-safe
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[22:05:19] <mechanicjay> mythterj: I haven't noticed anything coming from .science.
[22:05:32] <arti> most of the news is .religion
[22:11:00] <arti> [10:19] <+mechanicjay> !seen mechanicjay
[22:11:00] <arti> [10:19] <ciri> mechanicjay, go look in a mirror.
[22:12:24] <mechanicjay> apparently, I've unlocked some secret arti auto response
[22:13:06] <arti> :D
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[22:20:55] <SoyGuest58270> Got dammit.
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[22:37:38] <mothership> somebody kick ethanol-fueled
[22:37:50] <mothership> He's being racist and sexist again.
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[22:39:35] <crutchy> $tell mechanicjay use the ~last command. there's a few parameters, but a basic example is: ~last nick=mechanicjay channel=#Soylent
[22:39:35] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[22:40:15] <crutchy> hmm
[22:40:43] <mechanicjay> ~last nick=frogblast channel=#Soylent
[22:40:56] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 02:36:52] #Soylent <FrogBlast_Away> wat
[22:41:06] <crutchy> .macro ~seen * privmsg try ~last instead
[22:41:07] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger "~seen" and PRIVMSG command template "try ~last instead" saved
[22:41:54] <crutchy> chromas is the god of ~last btw. my bot is just doing his bidding for that command
[22:42:12] <crutchy> ~last
[22:42:14] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[22:42:19] <crutchy> hmm
[22:42:56] <mechanicjay> crutchy: that's great, thanks!
[22:43:50] <crutchy> ~last
[22:43:52] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[22:43:52] <exec> http://chromas.0x.no
[22:44:03] <crutchy> ^^^ this is where all the magic happens
[22:44:08] <mechanicjay> ~last nick=applesmasher channel=#Soylent
[22:44:12] <exec> 03[2014-02-22 02:35:48] #Soylent <applesmasher> My point is, there may be some kind of current conversion going on to make them AC-friendly.
[22:44:51] <mechanicjay> ~last nick=kobach channel=#Soylent
[22:44:54] <exec> 03[2014-07-16 14:05:3] #Soylent <kobach> see i told you same abbreviations
[22:45:18] <crutchy> there's also ~random, ~first and ~count
[22:45:20] <mechanicjay> ~last nick=cactus channel=#Soylent
[22:45:45] <crutchy> ^ leading space would have confused it
[22:45:57] <mechanicjay> bah
[22:46:01] <mechanicjay> ~last nick=cactus channel=#Soylent
[22:46:04] <exec> 03[2014-03-11 21:20:30] #Soylent <Cactus> ^ worth reading.
[22:46:05] <crutchy> its pretty dumb :p
[22:51:10] <crutchy> ~log op=last nick=chromas channel=#soylent
[22:51:13] <exec> 03[2015-05-15 06:10:4] #Soylent <chromas> The safeword is "god"
[22:51:21] <crutchy> haha
[22:51:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Rust 1.0 Finally Released! - http://sylnt.us - already-rusty
[22:51:51] <crutchy> chromas, with ~log you can just add more ops without having to fek around with the bot :)
[22:52:57] <crutchy> ~log op=last nick=konomi channel=#soylent
[22:53:00] <exec> 03[2015-02-01 09:52:0] #Soylent <Konomi> gay ;p
[22:53:09] <crutchy> ~log op=last nick=konomi channel=
[22:53:22] <exec> 03[2015-05-15 06:31:1] #boxedfox <FluffyCatBot> An important safety reminder about Satan - Boing Boing
[22:53:47] <chromas> Ah cool
[22:53:54] <chromas> crutchy++
[22:53:54] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 167
[22:54:12] <crutchy> chromas++ # tis all your work dude
[22:54:12] <Bender> karma - chromas: 106
[22:54:39] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, exec is a spewer of spew
[22:54:56] <arti> say !arti
[22:55:04] <crutchy> ~g'day arti, paulej72
[22:55:05] * exec abrasively flings a wine flute of spew at arti, paulej72
[22:55:07] <arti> g'day
[22:55:07] <ciri> o/ arti
[22:55:56] <crutchy> it'll prolly make my headache worse thismorning, but...
[22:55:57] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:55:57] <Manbearpig> Karma - coffee: 267
[22:55:57] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:55:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1371
[22:57:39] <crutchy> aw. i just heard a bit of music on the show that the kids are watching on tv. now i wanna play mario kart :/
[22:57:57] <crutchy> *that sounded like it was from mario kart
[22:58:46] <crutchy> and i have the 'that thing you do' song stuck in my head for some random fucked up reason
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[22:59:10] <crutchy> ah harrow focker
[22:59:12] <Pedro_Martinez> Hello fellas, happy Friday.
[22:59:20] <arti> good ol mario kart
[22:59:27] <crutchy> saturday for me
[22:59:28] <arti> red shells ftw
[22:59:38] <Pedro_Martinez> mario kart rocks.
[23:00:24] * crutchy rapes peach
[23:00:38] <arti> see mario 64 in unreal 4?
[23:01:02] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, Peach is juicy for you.
[23:01:15] <crutchy> she's a ho
[23:01:19] <Pedro_Martinez> She likes rugged men from the Outback, ones without vanity.
[23:01:34] <crutchy> i have vanity. it next to shower
[23:02:08] <Pedro_Martinez> arti, did the port it to the unreal engine or something?
[23:02:19] <arti> it looked great
[23:02:46] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[23:02:47] <Manbearpig> ^ 03Unreal Engine 4 [4.7.6] Super Mario 64 - Peach Castle [60FPS!] - YouTube
[23:03:54] <Pedro_Martinez> Nice.
[23:04:27] <Pedro_Martinez> Did Peach kill Princess Toadstool for Mario's love?
[23:05:30] * Pedro_Martinez wonders if Donkey Kong was the original cuck porn
[23:09:40] <paulej72> i need a tv with a remote controlled swivel monitor
[23:10:36] <Pedro_Martinez> Sounds pretty involved with the huge monstrosities that normal people call "TVs"
[23:14:48] <Pedro_Martinez> It would be awesome to have a TV on the ceiling above your bed, but if that thing falls for any reason -- lights out!
[23:15:25] <crutchy> ceiling fans are prolly more dangerous. at least tv's aren't subjected to fatigue loading
[23:16:19] <crutchy> though depends on how the tv is mounted. can imagine many people wouldn't mount a tv with the same care as mounting a fan
[23:18:55] <crutchy> why the fuck am i reading CNN?
[23:19:04] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, that rots your brain.
[23:19:17] <crutchy> its as bad as reading fox news
[23:19:22] * crutchy feels violated
[23:19:35] <Pedro_Martinez> Yeah, they're both just all distractions on the front page.
[23:20:15] <crutchy> they're ratcheting up the terror FUD in australia lately
[23:20:37] <Pedro_Martinez> that sucks. What is it now? is ISIS over there now?
[23:20:55] <Pedro_Martinez> Some nebulous warning of an "imminent attack" in a short time frame?
[23:21:18] <crutchy> http://www.couriermail.com.au
[23:21:27] <Pedro_Martinez> an invasion of malasyans with the abbos going aggro?
[23:21:31] <crutchy> lol
[23:22:06] <Pedro_Martinez> Wow, it's fucking nothing. I know nothing of australian news, and I hit both nails right on the head. how convenient.
[23:22:11] <crutchy> abbos have long been pacified by alcohol
[23:22:33] <crutchy> paid for by taxes
[23:23:06] <Pedro_Martinez> Nice. Our primitive peoples called alcohol "firewater" and so too enjoy it.
[23:24:06] <crutchy> how's the botmagic goin?
[23:24:49] * crutchy has had geany open on middle screen for about a week and barely touched it :/
[23:24:49] <Pedro_Martinez> I borked it and gave up on it once the novelty wore off. Actually the novelty didn't wear off, I'm just using every free moment to look forward to being laid off next Friday.
[23:25:06] <crutchy> haha yeah i read about that
[23:25:25] <Pedro_Martinez> Until then I sit, a terminal patient appropriately medicated with morphine, waiting for it to come in a euphoric (and possibly drunk) state.
[23:25:47] <Pedro_Martinez> When it happens I'll go back to the drawing board and make a better bot.
[23:25:58] <crutchy> maybe you should come to straya and claim that you're an abbo. you'll get free beer for life
[23:26:20] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, can you explain that? You sound hyperbolic with that claim.
[23:26:42] <Pedro_Martinez> They give Abbos booze credits for free, for redemption at every liquor store?
[23:27:13] <crutchy> nah they just throw money at them
[23:27:41] <Pedro_Martinez> welfare.
[23:28:00] <Pedro_Martinez> and like American welfare recipients, the money is spent on booze or dope.
[23:28:21] <crutchy> when you're surrounded by thousands of miles of desert on all sides and the only thing that's plentiful is beer, it kinda makes sense
[23:28:24] <Pedro_Martinez> convenience stores now accept government assistance for buying pizzas and hot wings
[23:28:51] <crutchy> but its not just limited to places like alice springs
[23:29:04] <crutchy> welfare is a disease
[23:29:24] <crutchy> but i guess a lot of people are prolly happy being infected
[23:29:43] <crutchy> in some way its probably 'easier'
[23:30:03] <Pedro_Martinez> I'm about to go on the dole, possibly and willingly for as long as a year -- watch your mouth!
[23:30:08] * crutchy has never had the (mis)fortune of being on welfare
[23:30:29] <crutchy> lol. i don't have anything against welfare recipients
[23:30:37] <crutchy> many feel like they don't have any other choice
[23:30:38] <Pedro_Martinez> what we call welfare is like when a woman has 5 kids and no job, and the public assistance is keeping them all fed and housed.
[23:31:24] <Pedro_Martinez> I worked my ass off for my dole.
[23:32:06] <K_benzoate> Robots and AI means it's welfare for all of us soon.
[23:32:16] <crutchy> K_benzoate, i wish
[23:32:17] <Pedro_Martinez> -1, disagree
[23:32:48] <Pedro_Martinez> electricians, plumbers, riggers, laggers, welders, are at least a good 30-40 years away from being automated.
[23:32:50] <crutchy> strong AI is a pipedream, even if its a mighty fine pipedream :)
[23:32:58] <K_benzoate> Unless there's a collapse of civilization, we'll eventually make a general-purpose labor robot.
[23:33:20] <Pedro_Martinez> Sure, in about 100 years if we don't set ourselves back to the dark ages with war.
[23:33:23] <crutchy> K_benzoate, we'll probably blow ourselves to kingdom-come long before that day
[23:33:23] <K_benzoate> And unless there's a collapse, we'll create strong AI. You don't have to accept very many premises to come to these conclusions.
[23:33:51] <Pedro_Martinez> HAHHAHHA, "strong AI"
[23:33:58] <crutchy> there's definitely a world war brewing
[23:34:04] <crutchy> lots of politicians with itchy trigger fingers
[23:34:26] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, we should have them all duke it out in international boxing matches.
[23:35:01] <Pedro_Martinez> Bareknuckle.
[23:35:30] <crutchy> heh. no doubt. will never happen though. the next war will be hell for the civilian population. we'll prolly be safer to sign up for military service
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[23:35:43] <Pedro_Martinez> Give them all an equal amount of time to train, then sic them on each other.
[23:41:27] <Pedro_Martinez> What they should do is nuke Arabia.
[23:43:27] <crutchy> the US is the most belligerent nation
[23:43:36] <Pedro_Martinez> agreed, crutchy.
[23:43:52] <crutchy> but i don't think it should be nuked still. nukes are horrible things
[23:43:56] <Pedro_Martinez> watching events unfold here is akin to watching the rise of Nazi Germany in slow motion.
[23:44:19] <Pedro_Martinez> Nations should be friendly and informed with each other but mind their own business.
[23:45:59] <crutchy> you guys are unfortunately feeling the hangover from years of having the global reserve currency
[23:46:23] <Pedro_Martinez> according to the charts and graphs we're about to cede that status. But others did and they survived.
[23:46:31] <crutchy> not sure what's gunna happen but i don't think you'll ever be able to enjoy the same standard of living as used to
[23:46:53] <crutchy> sure. you'll just be like the rest of us, but it might be a bit of a shock to some
[23:47:24] <Pedro_Martinez> Let's hope it's a shock to all of those people who make their living gambling professionally, like speculators.
[23:47:52] <Pedro_Martinez> Stock market fucks.
[23:47:58] <crutchy> yeah
[23:48:31] <crutchy> even australia's standard of living is prolly unsustainably high atm. we don't even have a reserve currency
[23:48:32] <Pedro_Martinez> All that shit's economic voodoo.
[23:49:12] <crutchy> i think ours is propped up by mining
[23:49:12] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, if you euthanized the abbos and turned away all unsustainable immigrants, would you be better off then?
[23:49:45] <crutchy> then we'd prolly die off. our birth rate is already low
[23:50:12] <Pedro_Martinez> crutchy, that only happens when it becomes too expensive to raise a family.
[23:50:39] <crutchy> yeah that's prolly the case
[23:50:53] <crutchy> lots of couples putting off kids for work
[23:53:36] <crutchy> cities here also having overly inflated housing costs
[23:53:58] <Pedro_Martinez> that's because rich Chinese are willing to pay to launder their money.
[23:54:40] <Pedro_Martinez> or perhaps some people believe.
[23:54:44] <crutchy> haha yeah. happening in new york too
[23:54:56] <crutchy> chinese century i guess
[23:55:08] <Pedro_Martinez> Who wants to live in New York other than rich kids?
[23:55:55] <crutchy> heh. i dont even think i wanna visit new york
[23:56:00] <crutchy> i used to though
[23:56:45] <Pedro_Martinez> Bahaha, you've seen too many '80's and '90's American movies like Coming to America and Ninja Turtles.
[23:57:07] <Pedro_Martinez> It's the hipster mandala.
[23:57:26] <crutchy> your cops scare me more than anyone else
[23:57:32] <Pedro_Martinez> the hipster singluarity. My sister worked for Columbia university and live there for a few years.
[23:59:02] <Pedro_Martinez> never forget the time she told me about the speakeasies there. "We have speakeasies." "what are those?" "They are bars where name-dropping is prohibited. They'll throw you out for that shit."
[23:59:22] <Pedro_Martinez> "Oh yeah? let's go to one!" "Uhh...you have to know somebody to get in."
[23:59:29] * Pedro_Martinez facepalms
[23:59:58] <crutchy> maybe its deliberate oxymoron. a hipster inside joke or somthing