#Soylent | Logs for 2015-05-02

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[00:00:11] <chromas> looks like around 2014-04-25
[00:02:15] <Ethanol-fueled> allright, if I have any free time, I'll make one since source code is already readily available.
[00:03:23] <Ethanol-fueled> one example action could be, if a line contains "white" or "black" the bot, which will be called "Deezy" will accuse the person who posted the line of being racist against the opposite "color".
[00:03:45] <chromas> what
[00:03:55] <chromas> you can't be racist against whites; that just don't make no sense
[00:04:06] <Ethanol-fueled> good point chromas.
[00:04:33] <Ethanol-fueled> i have some ideas for starting conversations with people as well.
[00:05:02] <chromas> Hey, how about that Baltimore?
[00:05:24] <Ethanol-fueled> and could use as constants lists of "positive" and "negative" words and do the whole crystal ball reader thing of generalizing the output so that it would apply to the listener no matter whay.
[00:05:35] <Ethanol-fueled> s/whay/what/g
[00:05:35] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> and could use as constants lists of "positive" and "negative" words and do the whole crystal ball reader thing of generalizing the output so that it would apply to the listener no matter what.
[00:05:39] <chromas> saw something about their sports team; logo looks like an ape
[00:06:03] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, the Baltimore Ravens...Bahaha.
[00:06:12] <chromas> http://www.sports-logos-screensavers.com
[00:07:11] <Ethanol-fueled> so both their baseball and football teams have black birds as mascots.
[00:07:15] <Ethanol-fueled> subtle.
[00:08:16] <Ethanol-fueled> s/subtle/"subtle"/g
[00:08:16] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> "subtle".
[00:08:18] <chromas> at first I thought it was a guy in blackface
[00:10:41] <chromas> ~first nick=xlefay message=quit.*works for me ;)
[00:10:43] <exec> 03Query failed, faggot! ERROR: invalid regular expression: parentheses () not balanced
[00:10:49] <chromas> ~first nick=xlefay message=quit.*works for me ;\)
[00:10:53] <exec> 03[2014-04-25 08:22:4] #Soylent <xlefay> Quite honestly, I don't particularly see the need to quit myself. I'm happy with smoking, every 8 hours or so, I'll take a break from whatever I'm doing, smoke a cig - take a moment thinking about stuff and all. It gives me some relaxment, sure there are better ways but it works for me ;)
[00:11:37] * Ethanol-fueled wonders what xlefay smokes
[00:12:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Only degenerates smoke menthol cigarettes.
[00:12:21] <chromas> [2014-04-25 08:11:1] #Soylent <xlefay> They also revamped the shower and kitchen a while back.. (the shower is terrible now.. water saving caps aren't cool if they're set to ultimate saving or w/e.)
[00:12:21] <chromas> [2014-04-25 08:11:5] #Soylent <arti> sorta like the water consering toilets we have here that require two flushes
[00:12:21] <chromas> [2014-04-25 08:12:0] #Soylent -*- arti likes the ones in the office buildings that shake the floor
[00:12:36] * chromas shakes the floor
[00:13:13] <Ethanol-fueled> dude! if you don't like the water saving caps, then unscrew the goddamn showerhead and pull it out! It's a little black thing that looks like a microminiature butt-plug.
[00:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, wait, he's not here now.
[00:13:38] <chromas> quote from last year
[00:14:06] * chromas is digging for ciri
[00:14:11] <Ethanol-fueled> the same thing happened to me. Landlord installed it as part of an "upgrade"
[00:14:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, no. fuck you, buddy.
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[00:21:03] <chromas> ~count nick=crutchy channel= message=fuck me
[00:21:12] <exec> 0340
[00:28:00] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, about those so-called water-conserving toilets -- isn't it funny how they can flush a basketball-sized dump with no problem, but do it twice with their infared sensors?
[00:28:21] <Ethanol-fueled> It's like the flushless urinals save water, and the shitters waste the water saved.
[00:28:27] <SirFinkus> http://kissingsuzy.wpengine.com
[00:28:30] <Ethanol-fueled> And I know why.
[00:29:15] <Ethanol-fueled> All of california's crappers, okay, the ones in universities and respectable businesses, are hardwired into a central control grid.
[00:29:56] <Ethanol-fueled> the infared sensor acts only as an indicator that somebody is on the toilet. That data is funneled into an organization that can centrally flush toilets at will.
[00:30:26] <chromas> that seems overcomplex
[00:30:34] <Ethanol-fueled> When the sensor detects you on the toilet for too long, it flushes repeatedly in an effort to get you to leave.
[00:30:48] <Ethanol-fueled> THEY KNOW YOU'RE MASTURBATING.
[00:30:58] <SirFinkus> which only gets me harder
[00:31:29] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[00:31:29] <Bender> Added quote 508
[00:32:25] <Ethanol-fueled> SirFinkus, is there anything that doesn't get you harder?
[00:32:35] <Ethanol-fueled> What are your personal boner-killers?
[00:32:42] <SirFinkus> hmm, good question
[00:32:54] <SirFinkus> probably, but it's funnier if everything turns me on
[00:33:17] <Ethanol-fueled> John Candy was always one of my boner-killers.
[00:33:18] <chromas> he just gets harder and harder until it overflows and becomes 0 again
[00:33:35] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, like that bug in the Boeing 787 generators?
[00:33:46] <chromas> I don't remember that
[00:33:49] <SirFinkus> I watched a video with some guy proving that he was a coprophage instead of a pedophile the other day
[00:33:58] <Ethanol-fueled> it's new news...shit, probably should submit it.
[00:34:18] <Ethanol-fueled> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:34:19] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Boeing 787 software bug can shut down planes' generators IN FLIGHT • The Register
[00:34:24] <SirFinkus> apparently he sent it to CPS
[00:36:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, was it a Youtube video?
[00:36:28] <SirFinkus> not say for youtube
[00:36:32] <SirFinkus> safe even
[00:37:02] <chromas> two kids one cup?
[00:37:12] <SirFinkus> http://sendvid.com DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO
[00:37:13] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Sendvid - Instant video upload
[00:37:22] <SirFinkus> Not safe for life
[00:37:23] <Ethanol-fueled> No thanks, that's okay.
[00:38:03] <chromas> holy shit
[00:38:08] <chromas> judd nelson with a beard
[00:38:13] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not clicking that link.
[00:38:20] <SirFinkus> HAHA he's in jail now
[00:39:27] <chromas> doesn't look like he's turned on
[00:39:49] <SirFinkus> the feds must not have bought it
[00:39:58] <chromas> or maybe it's hiding in the fat rolls
[00:40:10] <SirFinkus> http://lancasteronline.com
[00:40:11] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Columbia man charged with child sex crimes from 2009 - LancasterOnline: Local News
[00:40:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NASA MESSENGER Probe Mission Ends with Planetary Collision - http://sylnt.us - not-OUT-OF-CONTROL
[00:41:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes. Looks like a typical hipster as well.
[00:42:04] <SirFinkus> lolno, this guy is much more fucked up
[00:43:14] <SirFinkus> don't worry though, he's in jail
[00:49:04] <Ethanol-fueled> funny and very related - that lady I discussed with you all last night...actually met Chris Hansen and has a pic of the two together.
[00:49:23] <Ethanol-fueled> No shit. Legit.
[00:56:55] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll ask her to send it to me and then I can post it here.
[00:57:26] <Ethanol-fueled> If I recall correctly it was before his "to catch a predator" days.
[01:02:25] <SirFinkus> I hear he's kickstarting a new version of that
[01:03:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Good *rubs hands* it means that there are going to be photo-ops.
[01:03:08] <crutchy> who is chris hansen?
[01:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> photo-ops we can PROFIT FROM.
[01:03:21] * crutchy googles
[01:04:18] <crutchy> wtf. he's an NBC anchor. how the hell can you profit from that!?
[01:04:28] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[01:04:29] <InfoSphere> ^ 03'Just follow the damn Constitution!' FBI, DoJ skewered over demands for crypto backdoors • The Register
[01:05:25] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I heard that as well, but the intelligence agencies don't answer in practice to our congressmen.
[01:05:48] <Ethanol-fueled> They do whatever the fuck they want until they're caught doing it.
[01:06:10] <takyon> luckily they can't make the impossible backdoored encryption happen
[01:06:20] <takyon> so they have to whine and moan about it instead
[01:10:46] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[01:10:46] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Site Shows Publicly Available Personal Information Based On Your Phone Number - Forbes
[01:10:59] * Bytram would never the phone number for someone else4
[01:11:22] * Bytram would especially not enter: 867-5309
[01:11:43] <crutchy> http://www.abc.net.au
[01:11:43] <InfoSphere> ^ 03HATS-6b: Discovery of 'puffy' new planet brings scientists closer to finding new life in outer space - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[01:12:55] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram
[01:12:57] * exec prematurely cracks open a wad of toilet water for Bytram
[01:13:21] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day to you, as well!
[01:13:36] <Ethanol-fueled> nasty motherfuckers.
[01:13:41] * Bytram is trying to wind down after a long day and facing an early start on the 'morrow
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[01:15:19] <Bytram> afk biab
[01:15:30] <crutchy> that sucks. yesterday was pretty stressful for me at work, but weekends are awesome
[01:15:33] <crutchy> mkay
[01:16:16] <Ethanol-fueled> work is fun.
[01:16:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I've busted my ass for the past 5 years, and now I'm relaxing, and the managers are scared because I have them by the balls.
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[01:20:14] <Bytram> back
[01:21:00] * Bytram treated himself to a movie yesterday: https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:21:01] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Wiki: Ex Machina (film)
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[01:23:47] <crutchy> ooh i wanna see that
[01:24:12] <crutchy> i dunno if its out in straya yet
[01:24:43] <Bytram> I dunno
[01:25:21] <crutchy> ah. 7 may
[01:25:47] <Bytram> was quite well done, IMNSHO -- didn't skimp on the science stuff -- just put it out there without dumbing it down.
[01:25:56] <Bytram> excellent writeup at: http://www.newscientist.com
[01:25:57] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Ex Machina: Quest to create an AI takes no prisoners - life - 21 January 2015 - New Scientist
[01:26:03] <crutchy> i saw the preview of it. looks interesting
[01:26:44] <crutchy> i'm a michael crichton fan, and he was into that kinda tech apocalypse stuff
[01:26:56] <Bytram> I find that it's a bit... "haunting"... not quite the right word, but I've found myself reviewing several parts of it off and on since I saw it.
[01:27:26] <Bytram> amazingly, I did not notice a single continuity error.
[01:27:35] <Bytram> that almost *never* happens!
[01:27:58] <crutchy> i'm not worried about ai at all. i think politicians+military industrial complex will lead to our destruction before we get anywhere near that smart
[01:27:59] <Bytram> otoh, there were some aspects of the story that did not make sense to me, in retrospect.
[01:28:57] <Bytram> maybe AI will recognize *they* are the problem and take them out, while leaving the rest of us peons alone?
[01:29:14] <Bytram> or will we all be painted with the same brush?
[01:29:15] <crutchy> possibly, but it will be way too late
[01:29:41] <crutchy> politicians all around the world already have itchy trigger fingers
[01:29:45] * Bytram expects that by the time "they" get it working, he will be long gone
[01:29:56] <Bytram> the should wash their hands more often
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[01:30:24] <crutchy> when countries build up huge military capabilities, they gunna be used eventually
[01:31:12] <Bytram> crutchy: http://www.imdb.com
[01:31:13] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Ex Machina (2015) - Release Info - IMDb
[01:31:21] <crutchy> everyone already knows that USA likes invading countries, but i think china in particular has a huge question mark over it
[01:31:33] <crutchy> ah yeah i got that page :p
[01:33:03] <Bytram> yeah, I don't see down under on there :(
[01:33:06] <Bytram> http://www.imdb.com
[01:33:07] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Ex Machina — Now Playing ( http://exmachina-movie.com )
[01:33:35] <Bytram> what a nasty bit of tracking to point to the official site!
[01:33:37] <crutchy> down near the bottom. its chronological
[01:34:08] <Bytram> ah! now I see it! 7-may-2015
[01:34:26] <Bytram> that's less than a week away for you!
[01:34:27] <crutchy> we're still the arse end of the world i guess
[01:35:05] <Bytram> I dunno, you get it a month before the French and almost 3 months before the Italians
[01:35:47] <crutchy> its a weird list. it opened in ukraine before usa ?
[01:36:11] <crutchy> and nz lol. they're basically australia
[01:36:26] * crutchy ducks from the projectiles fired from the other side of the tasman
[01:37:28] <Bytram> methinks they were nervous about how well it would be received... decided to start off in smaller markets and work from there
[01:40:12] <Bytram> http://www.ign.com ...a smart and sophisticated psychological thriller in which every conversation is laced with tension."
[01:40:13] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Ex Machina Review - IGN
[01:40:28] <Bytram> "..a smart and sophisticated psychological thriller in which every conversation is laced with tension.""
[01:42:51] <Bytram> "And Alicia Vikander is something of a revelation as Ava, lending the character an otherworldly quality that you can’t take your eyes off. The Swedish-born actress puts her training as a ballerina to good use through both Ava’s stillness and the manner in which she moves, and she's aided and abetted by some remarkable-yet-subtle visual effects work. But it’s the humanity Vikander brings to the char
[01:42:52] <Bytram> acter that ensures Ex Machina works, making it easy for the audience to forget that this is a human playing a machine, and instead believe that Ava is a living, breathing, thinking being entirely capable of passing any test put in front of her."
[01:51:01] <Bytram> http://exmachina-movie.com
[01:51:48] <crutchy> http://werewolf.co.nz
[01:51:51] <InfoSphere> ^ 03werewolf » Artificial Intelligence: Real Anxieties?
[01:52:01] <Bytram> http://exmachina-movie.com
[01:52:15] <Bytram> ^^ that link won't load for me... says it contains errors!
[01:52:24] <Bytram> not the link, the file!
[01:52:59] <crutchy> loads fine for me
[01:53:51] <crutchy> (using iceweasel browser)
[01:53:53] <Bytram> hrmm?
[01:55:35] <Bytram> that's strange! PaleMoon said it could not be displayed because it contained errors, but when I did a D/L to my system and viewed it directly, it came up fine.
[01:56:03] <Bytram> BTW she gives an absolutely *amazing* performance in the movie!
[01:56:38] * crutchy likes movies with not-so-well-known actors
[01:57:05] <Bytram> methinks if they keep doing what they're doing so far, they'll be well-known before too long.
[01:57:27] <crutchy> she'll eventually be infected by hollywood-itis no doubt :/
[01:58:10] <Bytram> whoever pays the piper calls the tunes?
[01:59:45] <crutchy> movies in hollywood seem more about money than entertainment
[02:00:05] <Bytram> FWIW, I saw it in digital at a matinée -- there were maybe a dozen people in the theater, I was in the 8th or so row, with no one in front of me.
[02:00:16] <crutchy> nice
[02:00:30] <Bytram> and nobody talked during the movie, either! VERY nice!
[02:00:41] <crutchy> might be a good one to see at the cinema. i'll prolly wait till it comes out on viooz
[02:00:58] <crutchy> viooz.ac or whatever the site is
[02:01:01] <Bytram> okay, I musta teased ya enuf. Sorry!
[02:01:08] * Bytram never heard of it
[02:01:12] <crutchy> lol nah it seems cool
[02:01:12] <ciri> heh
[02:01:31] <crutchy> http://viooz.ac
[02:01:32] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Watch Movies Online for Free - Viooz
[02:01:39] <Bytram> I'd recommend the cinema -- immersive experience makes it all the more 'convincing'
[02:01:51] <crutchy> cinema experience is a ripoff here
[02:02:04] <Bytram> this is one movie where I wish they DID do a 3D version of it.
[02:02:22] <Bytram> anywho, let me know when you've seen it and we'll compare notes.
[02:02:26] <crutchy> went to village gold class at crown plaza in melbourne last year. it was nice. unfortunately the movie was average
[02:02:52] <Bytram> cinema good, movie not so much?
[02:02:58] <crutchy> about AU$80 though i think
[02:03:02] <crutchy> expensive seats
[02:03:02] <Bytram> OUCH!
[02:03:11] <Bytram> Matinee: $8 USD
[02:03:21] <crutchy> ~convert 1 aud usd
[02:03:22] <exec> 031 AUD = 0.7851 USD
[02:03:28] <Bytram> popcorn - large: $7.50
[02:03:36] <Bytram> drink - small: $2.50
[02:03:50] * Bytram should not have skipped breakfast
[02:04:06] <Bytram> all told, about $20 for me to see it... and I think it was worth it.
[02:04:52] <Bytram> to put it in perspective, I *rarely* go to movies. have seen maybe 4 or 5 in the past 5 years.
[02:06:27] <crutchy> ah. i think it was $80 for two
[02:06:48] <crutchy> http://villagecinemas.com.au
[02:06:50] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Gold Class | Village Cinemas
[02:07:28] * Bytram clicks link and waits for the bits to make it across the ponds
[02:07:49] <crutchy> prolly full of flash sry :/
[02:08:38] * Bytram won't see it... I has all da blockers I can findz
[02:08:51] <crutchy> haha noice
[02:09:29] <Bytram> to the point that the official movie site for ex machina displayed as a black screen when I loaded it... and view source revealed 16 errors according to w3 validation
[02:09:55] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure even google.com has w3c validation errors
[02:10:30] * Bytram is naturally circumspect about visiting new sites, and doubly so as an editor at this site... never know what might get submitted
[02:10:46] <crutchy> http://validator.w3.org
[02:10:47] <InfoSphere> ^ 03[Invalid] Markup Validation of https://www.google.com - W3C Markup Validator
[02:11:40] <Bytram> crutchy: do you use firefox/palemoon?
[02:12:04] <crutchy> iceweasel, which is basically firefox
[02:12:08] <Bytram> if so, you might want to check out the "HTML Validator" addon.
[02:12:38] <crutchy> i have the web developer toolbar :p
[02:12:41] <Bytram> checks each page as you load and puts results in a little area along the 'message area' at the bottom of the screen.
[02:12:50] * Bytram has that too, as well as firebug.
[02:13:28] * Bytram will still often code a web page by hand in a text editor
[02:13:51] * crutchy never uses wysiwyg tools for html
[02:14:02] <crutchy> gedit ftw! :P
[02:14:06] <Bytram> or right a little script to flesh out the body element, and then have HTML validator 'clean up the page' to create the rest fo the parts I didnt feel like typing =)
[02:14:14] <crutchy> though i'm starting to get into geany
[02:14:22] <Bytram> emacs -- it's a nice little operating system you can type in
[02:14:28] <crutchy> lol
[02:14:50] <crutchy> i'm not really keyboard shortcut savvy unfortunately
[02:15:05] <crutchy> except for usual ctrl+c/v/x stuff
[02:15:28] <Bytram> after about 30 years or so of using it, I've kinda grown accustomed!
[02:15:45] <crutchy> hah. yeah i guess that would help
[02:15:51] <Bytram> I *can* use a mouse, but would much prefer to try and keep my fingers on the keyboard
[02:16:42] <Bytram> kbd-shortcuts can be fed into the kbd buffer and chained up while waiting for the earlier ones to complete; with a mouse, I have to wait for each step to complete before I can start the next
[02:17:03] <Bytram> afk, brb
[02:26:37] <crutchy> me too
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[02:41:55] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Spam-Blasting Malware Infects Thousands of Linux and FreeBSD Servers - http://sylnt.us - check-your-servers-boys(and-gals)
[02:43:22] <chromas> we told you poettering was up to no good
[02:43:50] <cmn32480> I'm pretty sure it isn't referring to systemd chromas
[02:44:05] <kadal> probably ironic
[02:44:06] <cmn32480> though depending on who you talk to, you may have a valid argument
[02:44:29] <chromas> I know, but one of the repeating trolls is that systemd is a backdoor for the nsa, illuminati and flying macaroni monster
[02:45:11] <cmn32480> oh God. Not the Pastafarians!
[02:45:27] <Bytram> FSM == Flying Spaghetti Monster == Finite State Machine
[02:46:13] <cmn32480> give him partial credit Bytram. He was close enough to make me giggle
[02:46:32] <Bytram> I laughed, too!
[02:46:49] <Bytram> had a nice bit of aliteration going on there
[02:47:26] <cmn32480> and chrmas submitted a nifty story about cracking master locks
[02:55:04] <chromas> I wonder if all those hits my apache log are related to that malware
[02:55:26] <chromas> looks like it tries to use the bash thing from awhile back to execute perl
[02:55:44] <cmn32480> are you one of the thousands chromas?
[02:56:34] <cmn32480> I guess if Linux and BSD can be infected... we might as well all move back to Windows!
[02:56:38] * cmn32480 ducks
[02:58:37] * Bytram quacks
[02:58:55] * Bytram looks at the clock and realizes he should be heading to bed
[02:59:03] <Bytram> g'night, everybody!
[02:59:05] <cmn32480> have a good night bytram
[02:59:09] <chromas> http://paste.ofcode.org
[02:59:10] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Paste ofCode
[02:59:13] <cmn32480> nice seeing you again
[02:59:23] <Bytram> cmn32480: thanks for all your efforts at keeping the story queue filled!
[02:59:26] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:26] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 5
[02:59:29] <Bytram> huh?
[02:59:30] <cmn32480> working on it
[02:59:30] <Bytram> huh?
[02:59:30] <Bytram> huh?
[02:59:30] <Bytram> huh?
[02:59:34] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:34] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 6
[02:59:34] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:34] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 7
[02:59:35] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:35] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 8
[02:59:36] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:36] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 9
[02:59:37] <Bytram> cmn32480++
[02:59:37] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 10
[02:59:41] <Bytram> that's better!
[02:59:43] <Bytram> =)
[02:59:45] <chromas> night Bytram
[02:59:46] <Bytram> !uid
[02:59:47] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5235, owned by skyrocketends
[02:59:49] <cmn32480> :-)
[02:59:50] <chromas> Bytram++
[02:59:50] <Bender> karma - bytram: 59
[02:59:53] <chromas> cmn32480++
[02:59:53] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 11
[02:59:54] <Bytram> lol
[03:00:02] <cmn32480> thanks fellas
[03:00:06] <cmn32480> you are gonna make me blush!
[03:00:10] <chromas> cmn32480++ # to make it even
[03:00:10] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 12
[03:00:19] <Bytram> next april fools day, it should output the values in binary.
[03:00:21] <cmn32480> so long as we don't leave it at 13
[03:00:22] <chromas> hm, but just four more for the next power of two…
[03:00:34] <Bytram> cmn32480--
[03:00:34] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 11
[03:00:38] <cmn32480> hmm I wonder if this works....
[03:00:39] <Bytram> there, it's no longer at 13
[03:00:50] <cmn32480> cmn32480++
[03:00:55] <cmn32480> interesting
[03:01:00] <cmn32480> can't give yourself karma
[03:01:01] <Bytram> (cmn32480++)++
[03:01:01] <Bender> karma - (cmn32480++): 1
[03:01:06] <Bytram> ;)
[03:01:06] <chromas> Chromas--
[03:01:06] <Bender> karma - chromas: 104
[03:01:25] <Bytram> oh yeah, almost forgot:
[03:01:26] <cmn32480> go to bed Bytram
[03:01:26] <chromas> works if you change the letter case
[03:01:28] <Bytram> poutine--
[03:01:28] <Bender> karma - poutine: -391
[03:01:33] <chromas> poutine--
[03:01:33] <Bender> karma - poutine: -392
[03:01:38] <Bytram> LOL!!!
[03:01:49] <cmn32480> Cmn32480++
[03:01:49] <Bender> karma - cmn32480: 12
[03:01:52] <cmn32480> interestign
[03:02:04] <cmn32480> but he deserves all the negative karma
[03:02:06] <chromas> Bender needs a-tweakin'
[03:02:28] <Bytram> have you ever tried poutine? I hear tell it's some kinda ghastly greasy concoction doused over french fries.
[03:02:38] <Bytram> Bytram++
[03:02:41] <Bytram> bytram++
[03:02:41] <Bender> karma - bytram: 60
[03:02:54] <Bytram> grab Bytram
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[03:03:21] <Bytram> !grab cmn32480
[03:03:21] <Bender> Added quote 509
[03:03:27] <Bytram> !quote 500
[03:03:27] <Bender> Quote 500 - <Bytram> !grab Bytram
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[03:03:50] <Bytram> ok,gtg.
[03:03:53] <Bytram> g'night all!
[03:03:57] <cmn32480> Night Bytram
[03:03:58] <chromass> night
[03:04:01] <chromass> poutine--
[03:04:01] <Bender> karma - poutine: -393
[03:04:27] <chromass> nettalk's alright; still like quassel better
[03:04:37] <cmn32480> <blink>
[03:04:40] <cmn32480> <blink>
[03:05:00] <paulej72> why are we dissing pouting
[03:05:10] <cmn32480> care to try that again chromas? Perhaps in lay-person English?
[03:05:11] <chromass> why wouldn't we be?
[03:05:19] <paulej72> poutine.
[03:05:25] <chromass> oh, nettalk's an irc client
[03:05:34] * chromass is trying some for windows
[03:06:01] <cmn32480> ahhhhh
[03:06:06] <cmn32480> I've been using hexchat
[03:06:20] <chromass> I was hoping for something prettier
[03:06:24] <paulej72> is nettqlk free
[03:06:31] <chromass> yeah
[03:06:43] <cmn32480> prettier how? the Aero interface?
[03:06:54] <chromas> http://ntalk.de
[03:07:03] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Nettalk - www.ntalk.de - IRC-Client ( http://www.ntalk.de )
[03:07:15] <chromas> wow, my net needs a spankin'
[03:08:00] <cmn32480> thankfully there wa a little link for "In English"
[03:08:33] <chromas> I would've pasted that but my browser was fingering itself so it wasn't loading
[03:09:02] <cmn32480> hexchat has (so far) suited my needs
[03:09:24] <cmn32480> it looks like a console window enough that the people I work wiht don't know the difference
[03:09:28] <chromas> I wanna try 'em all :)
[03:09:50] <cmn32480> ahhh. so you are that special kind of crazy
[03:09:54] <chromasss> also tring weechat
[03:09:56] <paulej72> it does rot13
[03:10:10] * chromas tips his helmet
[03:11:12] <paulej72> too bad no mac client
[03:11:34] <cmn32480> Some of the stuff that the Hubble Telescope has photographed is unreal
[03:11:38] <cmn32480> http://www.nasa.gov
[03:11:48] <paulej72> that is one reason iam using hexchat is the mac and win client
[03:12:03] <cmn32480> not to ruin a story that is coming up tomorrow
[03:12:05] <chromas> you could use pidgin :D
[03:14:16] <chromas> oh your link killed the bot
[03:14:24] <chromas> http://www.nasa.gov
[03:14:29] <chromas> fpos
[03:14:43] cmn32480 is now known as BOTHUNTER
[03:15:09] <chromas> looks like it gets into a redirect loop and then throws an access violation when it hits the limiter
[03:15:33] chromas is now known as cmn32480
[03:15:41] cmn32480 is now known as chromas
[03:15:50] <BOTHUNTER> HEY!!!!!! stop confusing me!
[03:15:52] <chromas> oh whoops; irpg penalty
[03:15:54] <crutchy> this just got kinky
[03:16:03] BOTHUNTER is now known as cmn32480
[03:16:52] <cmn32480> www.google.com
[03:17:00] <cmn32480> wow.... I did kill the bot
[03:17:12] <chromas> http://bing.com
[03:17:13] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Bing ( http://www.bing.com )
[03:17:22] <cmn32480> http://google.com
[03:17:23] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Google ( https://www.google.com )
[03:17:50] <chromas> https://soylentnews.org
[03:17:51] <InfoSphere> ^ 03SoylentNews is secured goatse
[03:17:59] <cmn32480> but the NASA link above it doesn't like
[03:18:03] <cmn32480> interesting
[03:18:15] <chromas> seems to be an issue with redirects
[03:18:18] <chromas> or at least it thinks o
[03:18:35] <chromas> ~title http://www.nasa.gov
[03:18:38] <exec> 13302 Moved Temporarily
[03:18:44] <chromas> $title http://www.nasa.gov
[03:18:45] <aqu4>  ^ "3Hubble Revisits Iconic &#039;Pillars of Creation&#039; in HD | NASA"
[03:19:02] <chromas> aqu4++
[03:19:02] <Bender> karma - aqu4: 8
[03:19:44] <baryon> get a snap of the pillars while they last
[03:20:07] * crutchy wonders why exec didn't follow redirect :/
[03:20:14] <chromas> are republican space rangers coming to rip 'em down?
[03:20:16] <cmn32480> 3 million more years and they will be gone
[03:20:17] <ciri> 4
[03:20:18] <ciri> 5
[03:20:19] <ciri> 6
[03:20:21] <ciri> 7
[03:20:21] <chromas> ciri++
[03:20:21] <Bender> karma - ciri: -20
[03:20:23] <ciri> 8
[03:20:25] <ciri> 9
[03:20:27] <ciri> 10!
[03:20:29] <chromas> ii
[03:20:30] <ciri> III
[03:20:42] <cmn32480> 11
[03:20:57] <crutchy> oh. haha prolly cos it i didn't tell it to follow redirects :p
[03:21:11] <cmn32480> User error
[03:21:25] <crutchy> the redirect follow is commented out
[03:21:28] <chromas> dos
[03:21:39] <chromas> oh what's two?
[03:21:44] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nasa.gov
[03:21:46] <cmn32480> dos
[03:21:48] <exec> 13Hubble Revisits Iconic 'Pillars of Creation' in HD | NASA
[03:21:54] <chromas> duex
[03:21:56] <chromas> deux
[03:21:57] <ciri> quatre
[03:22:02] <chromas> it does one of the languages
[03:22:08] <crutchy> uno
[03:22:08] <chromas> but I thought quatre was 4
[03:22:16] <crutchy> ichi
[03:22:17] <chromas> maybe not in french
[03:22:18] <cmn32480> so did I
[03:22:28] <cmn32480> uno
[03:22:29] <crutchy> eins
[03:22:30] <ciri> zwei
[03:22:36] <crutchy> does german
[03:22:58] * crutchy remembers a particular rammstein song lyrics :p
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[03:23:44] * chromas gets lost in the code; who wrote this 💩?
[03:24:00] <cmn32480> not it
[03:24:19] <cmn32480> crap... why do servers always get to 5% disk space on a Friday night???
[03:25:10] <chromas> it's just using that as an excuse
[03:25:16] <chromas> servers want the weekend off, too
[03:25:31] <chromas> exec++
[03:25:31] <Bender> karma - exec: 28
[03:25:55] <cmn32480> this one isn't mission critical, but I dont wanan walk in Monday to people squealing about it
[03:29:02] <cmn32480> problem solved
[03:29:07] <cmn32480> vmware++
[03:29:07] <Bender> karma - vmware: 1
[03:29:25] <chromas> was it a virtual disk?
[03:29:27] <chromas> =restart
[03:29:28] <InfoSphere> k
[03:29:28] <cmn32480> yup
[03:29:39] <cmn32480> no restart needed
[03:29:46] <chromas> =title http://www.nasa.gov
[03:29:56] <chromas> :(
[03:30:13] <chromas> maybe ciri should take over titles
[03:30:38] <cmn32480> expand the disk in the console then tell Windows to expand the disk
[03:31:03] <chromas> virtual_disks++
[03:31:03] <Bender> karma - virtual_disks: 1
[03:31:10] <cmn32480> amen
[03:31:17] <cmn32480> virtual_disk++
[03:31:17] <Bender> karma - virtual_disk: 1
[03:31:22] <cmn32480> virtual_disks++
[03:31:22] <Bender> karma - virtual_disks: 2
[03:31:24] * chromas wants to virtualize his desktop
[03:31:45] <cmn32480> that isn't as easy, unless you ahve a server backend
[03:31:54] <cmn32480> to host it
[03:33:07] <chromas> I want a hypervisor on the desktop hardware, then a vm with direct access to the video card so I can have the latest crap on the desktop while running servers on the same box without rebooting
[03:33:44] <chromas> But I don't have any other 64-bit computers to test it on and apparently nobody builds xen/kvm on 32-bit distros
[03:33:56] <cmn32480> I believe that you can do that, but there are limitations on the video card piece
[03:34:15] <chromas> I only need the one to access the card, so I can 3d and stuff
[03:34:20] <cmn32480> as soon as you set a device to be a passthrough, all the other VM's lose access to it
[03:34:34] <cmn32480> oh
[03:34:35] <chromas> there's no real need for it but it'd be cool to do plus reduce the number of running computers during summer
[03:34:39] <cmn32480> then easy peezy
[03:35:00] <cmn32480> ESXi handles that out of the box
[03:35:14] <cmn32480> but you can't access the VM's from the console
[03:35:28] <cmn32480> you can only get to the hypervisor
[03:35:48] <cmn32480> from the *physical* console
[03:36:00] <chromas> I'd just be sshing anyhow
[03:36:14] * chromas looks at esxi
[03:36:15] <cmn32480> how does 3d work from SSH?
[03:36:15] <ciri> how how brown cow
[03:36:23] <chromas> oh
[03:36:32] <chromas> I thought you meant other VMs besides the 'desktop' one
[03:37:01] <cmn32480> then you need to host the VM's on a hypervisor inside the desktop
[03:37:18] <cmn32480> something like VirtualBox
[03:37:22] <chromas> One vm with graphics access to run a desktop linux, then another VM for servers
[03:37:45] <cmn32480> the problem is that you have the hypervisor in the way
[03:38:03] <cmn32480> the physical console doesn't have access to the VM's
[03:38:10] <cmn32480> with a true hypervisor
[03:38:11] <chromas> But I should be able to pass the video card through to one VM though right?
[03:38:17] <cmn32480> yes
[03:38:39] <cmn32480> but you would ahve to use RDP, VNC, etc. to get to it. adn that defeats the purpose
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[03:39:14] <chromas> wouldn't the vm then be able to draw stuff to the screen?
[03:39:16] <cmn32480> you are probably better off using a hypervisor inside the desktop to run the servers
[03:39:44] <cmn32480> I don't think so, but it is somethign that I have never trieds
[03:39:54] <chromas> :(
[03:40:26] <chromas> if I just ran virtualbox or something, then the server would go down every time the desktop has a kernel update
[03:40:43] <cmn32480> correct
[03:40:59] <cmn32480> or if you decide to turn it off
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[03:41:42] <chromas> :/
[03:42:51] <cmn32480> hmmm
[03:42:56] <cmn32480> I guess that is a good sign
[03:43:05] <crutchy> sounds a bit glum though
[03:44:09] <cmn32480> glum is better than I've heard from Subs in a while
[03:44:13] <crutchy> cheese flavoured rice crackers taste like 💩
[03:47:47] <cmn32480> um.... duh?
[03:52:45] <chromas> ~random message=duh
[03:53:48] <cmn32480> random message
[03:53:56] <chromas> 500 error from the server
[03:53:57] <cmn32480> I'm almost afraid to ask
[03:54:01] <chromas> ~random message=duh
[03:54:19] <chromas> well 💩
[03:54:37] <cmn32480> I guess I need to figure out how to enable Unicode in this program...
[03:54:46] <cmn32480> I keep seeing a square with 4 boxes in it
[03:55:35] <crutchy> me too
[03:55:48] <crutchy> i only know what it is because of:
[03:55:52] <crutchy> ~link poop
[03:55:53] <exec> └─ poop => 💩
[03:56:16] <cmn32480> I figured that out by context
[03:56:45] <chromas> ~random message=💩
[03:56:52] <exec> 03[2014-07-11 12:04:2] #Soylent <chromas> crutchy: s/poop/💩/
[03:58:13] <cmn32480> ~link poop
[03:58:15] <exec> └─ poop => 💩
[03:58:21] <cmn32480> still get the lego block
[03:59:32] * cmn32480 wonders what font has poop as a glyph
[04:01:41] <chromas> http://unifoundry.com
[04:01:41] <InfoSphere> ^✓ 03Index of /pub
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[04:04:13] <cmn32480> ~link poop
[04:04:14] <exec> └─ poop => 💩
[04:04:17] <chromas> well that seems like a good sign
[04:04:24] <cmn32480> nope
[04:04:29] <cmn32480> still get the lego block
[04:04:33] <chromas> Once you install the font you may have to restart your client
[04:04:58] <chromas> in linux it should just select the font automatically when other fonts don't match the character; not sure about windows or apple
[04:05:16] <cmn32480> Hexchat has me list them in a separate spot.
[04:05:18] <cmn32480> brb
[04:05:19] <ciri> when you coming back. miss ya already! ;) cmn32480
[04:05:32] <cmn32480> F O Ciri
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[04:05:39] <chromas> ciri++
[04:05:39] <Bender> karma - ciri: -19
[04:05:41] <chromas> ++ciri
[04:05:41] <InfoSphere> Karma - ciri: 11
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[04:06:06] <chromas> =poo
[04:06:06] <InfoSphere> 💩
[04:06:07] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[04:06:19] <cmn32480> nope
[04:06:22] <chromas> :(
[04:06:27] <cmn32480> oh well. somethign for me to look inot tomorrow
[04:06:33] <chromas> this is the worst thing in the world
[04:06:36] <cmn32480> I gotta get some rest
[04:06:39] <chromas> night sir
[04:06:45] <cmn32480> you being the only one here?
[04:07:11] <chromas> crutchy's here too
[04:07:16] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|sleepin
[04:07:33] <cmn32480|sleepin> the three musk-o-teers
[04:08:31] <chromasss> ooh, there's three of me
[04:08:38] <chromasss> plus two bots
[04:09:17] <crutchy> cheers cmn32480|sleepin
[04:09:26] <cmn32480|sleepin> night crutchy
[04:09:36] <cmn32480|sleepin> night chromas
[04:09:43] <cmn32480|sleepin> night chromass
[04:09:49] <cmn32480|sleepin> night chromasss
[04:09:53] <cmn32480|sleepin> night bender
[04:09:55] <chromasss> lol
[04:09:59] <cmn32480|sleepin> night ciri
[04:10:05] <cmn32480|sleepin> night exec
[04:10:27] <InfoSphere> night exec, ciri
[04:10:30] <cmn32480|sleepin> I think that is all of you lovable nuts
[04:11:01] <chromass> all the rest are bots
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[04:13:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Most Innovations are Rephrasings of Past Technology - http://sylnt.us - everything-old-is-new-again
[04:13:32] <chromas> isn't that true of everything?
[04:14:43] <chromas> ciri: I was the very first person to make the declaration that all declarations are rephrasings of previous declarations
[04:16:13] <chromas> ~link unifont http://unifoundry.com
[04:16:14] <exec> └─ unifont => http://unifoundry.com
[04:19:46] <crutchy> * the redundant department of department redundancies places chromas under arrest
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[05:38:36] <SirFinkus> dammit, my vpn isn't working like I'd planned
[05:39:14] <SirFinkus> must have misconfigurated something
[05:43:54] <SirFinkus> stupid minor inconveniences
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[05:48:04] <SirFinkus> fixed it :D
[05:48:33] <SirFinkus> apparently the local lan network and the remote lan network need to have different networks ip-wise
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[06:02:53] <SirFinkus> couldn't get afp working, but sshfs works just fine
[06:03:21] <SirFinkus> well, a bit slow, but few complaints
[06:03:32] <SirFinkus> VPNs are awesome
[06:03:36] <SirFinkus> I should have set this up years ago
[06:05:35] <crutchy> first_world_problems++
[06:05:35] <Bender> karma - first_world_problems: 4
[06:05:49] <SirFinkus> inorite?
[06:06:17] <SirFinkus> I have to wait several minutes for each episode of better call saul
[06:06:30] <crutchy> damn that must be worse than torture :p
[06:06:46] <SirFinkus> the pipe isn't quite fat enough to stream hd ;_;
[06:07:00] <crutchy> oh yeah ok that sucks
[06:07:01] <JamesNZ> First world problems.
[06:07:10] <crutchy> streaming_hd++
[06:07:10] <Bender> karma - streaming_hd: 1
[06:07:13] <SirFinkus> I am impressed that I didn't lock myself out like I usually do
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[06:07:40] <crutchy> if 2 computers here try to stream hd at once there's usually some lag
[06:07:52] <crutchy> first_world_problems++
[06:07:52] <Bender> karma - first_world_problems: 5
[06:08:31] <SirFinkus> but horror of horrors, I've learned that the hotel I'm staying at might not have free wifi
[06:08:45] <SirFinkus> I might even have to *shudder* tether
[06:09:59] <SirFinkus> but seriously, is fuse not the coolest thing in the world?
[06:10:36] <SirFinkus> as far as OSX is concerned, this is just another disk drive, but it's going over SSH
[06:10:40] * SirFinkus is easily impressed
[06:11:02] <crutchy> wtf is fuse?
[06:11:06] <crutchy> ~define fuse
[06:11:09] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Fuse: The best new network on Cable TV, better than the so called Mtv. Formerly MMUSA(Much Music USA)
[06:11:20] * JamesNZ blows his fuse
[06:11:23] <crutchy> ¿
[06:11:40] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[06:11:42] <InfoSphere> ^ 03Wiki: Filesystem in Userspace
[06:12:37] <crutchy> so its a kind of virtualized hard disk?
[06:12:50] <SirFinkus> look at the example uses
[06:13:17] <chromas> crutchy: you can write a user space filesystem driver
[06:13:39] <chromas> You could make exec show up as a disk :)
[06:13:48] <crutchy> so its sort of a pretend filesystem
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[06:14:00] <crutchy> yeah i guess that would be cool
[06:14:03] <chromas> sshfs++
[06:14:03] <Bender> karma - sshfs: 1
[06:14:15] <chromas> Well you can do a pretend filesystem
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[06:14:53] <chromas> But for example, if you're accessing any ntfs stuff from linux you're probably using fuse
[06:15:02] <SirFinkus> pretty much
[06:15:12] <crutchy> and samba?
[06:15:12] <SirFinkus> sshfs is what I'm using now
[06:15:18] <chromas> Because the kernel driver is a fpos
[06:15:59] <SirFinkus> I just did a sshfs eureka@192.168.10.123:/ remote (remote being the mountpoint) and I had my home server mounted like any old filesystem
[06:16:04] <SirFinkus> over ssh
[06:16:11] <SirFinkus> no config on the other side
[06:16:19] <SirFinkus> well, aside from ssh
[06:16:21] <crutchy> i do that with sftp
[06:17:20] <SirFinkus> that requires setup on the server though, doesn't it?
[06:17:49] <crutchy> dunno. just ssh server i guess
[06:18:08] <crutchy> i use a ssh key too
[06:18:41] <crutchy> i'm too dumb to set up anything real fancy
[06:18:47] <SirFinkus> oh, that's closer to ftp
[06:18:52] * SirFinkus hasn't used it
[06:19:04] <SirFinkus> I can play with my server like it's just a local folder
[06:19:09] <SirFinkus> no special commands or antyhing
[06:19:51] <crutchy> just shows up in nautilus as a favorite. i don't even need to mount anything. i just type "sftp://jared@192.168.0.21/" in the location bar
[06:21:05] <SirFinkus> ha! I know your real name now
[06:21:12] * SirFinkus hacks u
[06:21:46] <SirFinkus> oh, you're using fuse too
[06:21:57] <SirFinkus> just a slightly differently
[06:22:07] <SirFinkus> fuse is what presents it to you as a filesytem
[06:22:54] <SirFinkus> I'm morbidly curious about the wikipedia fuse example
[06:23:26] <SirFinkus> that kind of thing could be handy for scripts and stuff
[06:28:33] * SirFinkus is curious why afp isn't working over the VPN
[06:28:41] <SirFinkus> smb works just fine
[06:33:49] <crutchy> and the image one
[06:34:04] <crutchy> yeah i also use smb:// in the nautilus location bar
[06:34:35] <crutchy> only filesystems i mount in fstab are nfs ones
[06:34:53] <crutchy> holy shit. big pipecode push
[06:35:18] <crutchy> 157 files changed
[06:35:38] <crutchy> pipecode++
[06:35:38] <Bender> karma - pipecode: 6
[06:36:02] <crutchy> bryan++
[06:36:02] <Bender> karma - bryan: 5
[06:36:16] <SirFinkus> many people use fuse, but don't even know it!
[06:36:30] * SirFinkus waits for a soylentnews fuse implementatio
[06:36:32] <SirFinkus> n
[06:36:52] <crutchy> slashfs
[06:37:02] <bryan> lol crutchy
[06:37:50] * crutchy doesn't spy on the pipecode repo... *whistles nonchalantly*
[06:37:55] <SirFinkus> speaking of, pipedot does seem to be progressing nicesly
[06:37:57] <SirFinkus> nicely
[06:38:05] <bryan> thx ^^
[06:38:31] <bryan> was trying to pull the current set together enough for another tarball release
[06:38:52] <bryan> since the last one was nearly a year ago (5-5)
[06:39:44] <crutchy> time flies when you're... err... going to work n doin the same shit day in day out :/
[06:40:18] <SirFinkus> I like the blue too
[06:40:25] <SirFinkus> soothing shade of blue
[06:40:26] <crutchy> SN is fast approaching the "terrible-two's"
[06:40:47] <crutchy> pretty soon tmb will be throwing perls at everyone
[06:41:00] <SirFinkus> slapping people with trout
[06:41:21] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, TheMightyBuzzard is a trout-slapper
[06:42:12] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, TheMightyBuzzard is a trout-fapper
[06:42:13] <bryan> i've actually been using that particular hex code of blue on the webpages i write since around 1998
[06:42:25] <crutchy> ^that's more like the # we know and love :p
[06:42:29] * SirFinkus slaps crutchy with a large piece of trout
[06:42:37] * SirFinkus slaps crutchy around a bit with a large trout
[06:42:53] * crutchy likes the default blue from win xp
[06:42:54] <SirFinkus> sorry, my irc client didn't have that plugin
[06:43:01] <SirFinkus> fisher price
[06:43:02] <crutchy> sort of teal-ish blue-ish
[06:43:15] <crutchy> SirFinkus, the trout-fap plugin?
[06:43:27] <SirFinkus> I think it's a mirc thing
[06:43:31] <SirFinkus> the /slap command
[06:43:33] <crutchy> i'm pretty sure its in the apple app store
[06:43:37] <crutchy> oh
[06:43:40] <SirFinkus> it's /slap crutchy
[06:43:43] * SirFinkus slaps crutchy around a bit with a large trout
[06:43:51] <SirFinkus> basically just /me
[06:44:00] * crutchy does like being slapped by a fishy beast
[06:45:30] <SirFinkus> so that's what the kids are calling it these days
[06:58:08] <chromas> "We were excited to try out the minibar. As it turns out it only sells lubricant and panties :("
[06:58:13] <chromas> https://imgur.com
[06:58:15] <InfoSphere> ^ 03I accidentally stayed in a Japanese love hotel for a week. - Album on Imgur
[07:01:38] <chromas> "Red ribbon as symbol of AIDS"
[07:09:16] * SirFinkus wonders how one "accidentally" stayed in a love hotel
[07:09:45] <chromas> with a wink and a nod
[07:10:06] <SirFinkus> I'm sure everyone there was there accidentally
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[11:20:02] <chromas> Bender: s/do.*in/could've-had/
[11:20:03] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Alternative Fuel Vehicle (AFV) Sales Up 28.8% in Europe. Electric Vehicles Up 117.9% - http://sylnt.us - could've-had-a-V8
[11:21:10] * SirFinkus slaps chromas around a bit with a large trout
[11:21:15] <SirFinkus> just in case
[11:21:48] * chromas farts in SirFinkus' general direction
[11:22:19] <chromas> ~define elderberry
[11:22:22] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03elderberries: 1)Elder or Elderberries-(Sambucus) is a genus of between 5-30 species of fast-growing shrubs or small trees (two species herbaceous), formerly treated in the honeysuckle family Caprifoliaceae, but now...
[11:22:31] <SirFinkus> boring definition
[11:22:46] <SirFinkus> "a berry that smells like your mother" would be the correct definition
[11:22:53] <chromas> ~define 🐍
[11:23:02] <exec> [wikipedia] 03🐍: Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes[1] that can be distinguished from legless lizards by their lack of eyelids and external ears. Like all squamates, snakes a...
[11:23:19] <SirFinkus> I hadn't seen that emoji before
[11:23:34] <chromas> wikipedia++ #emoji definitions
[11:23:34] <Bender> karma - wikipedia: 2
[11:24:00] <chromas> ~define 👬
[11:24:03] <exec> [wikipedia] 03👬: Holding hands is a form of physical intimacy involving two or more people. It may or may not be romantic.
[11:24:17] <chromas> Gay
[11:24:41] <SirFinkus> ~define 💩
[11:24:43] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03💩: This is known as the "Poop Emoji"The poop emoji is used in different ways. For example:When a girl likes you and tags you in an Instagram post, she may put a 💩. She's trying to hide t...
[11:25:17] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[11:25:22] <SirFinkus> that has to be doctored
[11:25:25] <SirFinkus> it's too perfect
[11:25:55] <SirFinkus> also, if you click that link and you're offended, you have only yourself to blame
[11:25:58] <chromas> Looks just like the snake emoji 🐍
[11:27:45] <chromas> 💸 money with wings
[11:29:45] <chromas> Your insistence that I'm responsible for my own actions offends me
[11:30:03] <SirFinkus> 👉👌
[11:30:14] <SirFinkus> right next to each other in the osx emoji picker
[11:31:57] <chromas> You're just picking on me because I'm coastally challenged
[11:32:46] <chromas> ~define 👳
[11:32:51] <exec> [wikipedia] 03👳: A turban (from Persian دولبند‌, dulband; via Middle French turbant) is a type of headwear based on cloth winding. Featuring many variations, it is worn as customary headwear, usually by men. C...
[11:33:35] <chromas> How about a turban engine? Guaranteed to blow up
[11:33:36] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[11:33:42] <SirFinkus> ~define 👯
[11:33:46] <exec> [wikipedia] 03👯: A Playboy Bunny is a waitress at the Playboy Club. The Playboy Clubs were originally open from 1960 to 1988. The Club re-opened a location The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas from 2006 to 2012.[1] Bunnies wo...
[11:33:56] <chromas> Turban injun
[11:34:27] <chromas> ~define 💒
[11:34:34] <exec> [wikipedia] 03💒: A wedding is a ceremony where two people are united in marriage. Wedding traditions and customs vary greatly between cultures, ethnic groups, religions, countries, and social classes. Most wedding cer...
[11:35:01] <chromas> Oh, I thought that was the choir boys at work
[11:35:15] * SirFinkus used to be an altar boy
[11:35:25] <SirFinkus> interpret that any way you'd like
[11:35:26] <chromas> Sounds touching
[11:36:30] <chromas> And you live in hipster zone right? They were touching boys /before/ it was cool
[11:36:55] <SirFinkus> something like that
[11:37:30] <chromas> ~define altar boy
[11:37:32] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03altar boy: The sexual act of when you take a truly classless whore and get her to kneel down as if mimicking to pray and take communion. Part her hair down the middle, get out a Hymnal Book and begin to recite a...
[11:37:33] <SirFinkus> reminds me, I should charge my iPhone™
[11:38:58] * chromas doesn't actually know what an altar boy does besides getting two cookies and a glass of milk
[11:41:00] <SirFinkus> you carry the cross from the back of the church and look pious
[11:41:10] <SirFinkus> then you light the candals
[11:41:20] <SirFinkus> which was the job to have
[11:41:28] <SirFinkus> then you sit in the back most of the time
[11:41:36] <SirFinkus> err, the back of the front
[11:41:43] <SirFinkus> behind the priest
[11:42:37] <chromas> Is it a big cross?
[11:42:48] * chromas internets it
[11:42:56] <SirFinkus> naw, not really
[11:43:32] <SirFinkus> in our church we had a big crucifix above the altar so we brought the cross up, then took it to a hallway behind it
[11:43:49] <SirFinkus> because there's only supposed to be one crucifix/cross in the front
[11:45:17] <SirFinkus> oh yeah, and someone had to bring up a towel and the Eucharist shit to the priest, but I never got to do that
[11:45:23] <SirFinkus> I guess I wasn't hot enough
[11:45:35] <chromas> In pictures it looks like a staff with a small cross on top
[11:46:00] <SirFinkus> yeah, that's the thing
[11:46:23] <SirFinkus> I was a catholic altar boy btw
[11:46:31] <SirFinkus> idk if others have it
[11:46:40] <SirFinkus> prolly the lutherans
[11:46:54] <SirFinkus> basically catholic-lite
[11:46:57] <chromas> Praise the lawd!
[11:47:15] <chromas> I guess that would be Baptists
[11:47:32] <chromas> Lawdy
[11:48:00] <SirFinkus> my uncle brought me to a black church once, it was weird
[11:48:16] <SirFinkus> grape juice and broken saltines
[11:48:20] <chromas> Did they play drums?
[11:48:24] <SirFinkus> naw
[11:48:53] <SirFinkus> traditional gospel songs
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[13:22:54] <crutchy> be sure to squish a sausage through the tubes towards down under
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[20:47:59] <takyon> does the bot work
[20:48:13] <Ethanol-fueled> hell naw.
[20:48:23] <Ethanol-fueled> and I'm too lazy to figure it out.
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[21:13:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Got the bot working in # barely. Hopefully by the close of sunday I'll have a workable bot.
[21:20:57] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: are you using an irc unit or anything?
[21:42:10] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I found some boilerplate c# code for an IRC bot.
[21:42:22] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm working on a translate-to-ebonics method now.
[21:42:38] <Ethanol-fueled> still pretty crude, but the bot should be more full-featured as time goes on.
[21:42:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm adding features to it now.
[21:45:06] <Ethanol-fueled> the ecbonics translator should be online in 15 or so minutes.
[22:08:59] <crutchy> yo focker!
[22:12:51] <cmn32480> I can't wait for this Ethanol-Fueled, at bare minimum, it'll be amusing
[22:13:50] * crutchy wonders what the nick will be
[22:14:36] <chromas> it's in #
[22:14:43] <chromas> or at least keeps popping in for testing
[22:14:56] <crutchy> ah
[22:14:58] <chromas> ~random nick=Ethanol-fueled
[22:15:08] <exec> 03[2014-09-10 22:14:2] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> haha, whoops!
[22:15:14] <chromas> ~count message=Ethanol-fueled type=kick
[22:15:18] <crutchy> farted
[22:15:18] <exec> 035
[22:15:27] <crutchy> ooh
[22:15:28] <chromas> ~count message=Ethanol-fueled type=ban
[22:15:29] <crutchy> type?
[22:15:31] <cmn32480> it should be named "Tolerance"
[22:15:32] <exec> 031549
[22:15:39] <chromas> that's gotta be wrong
[22:15:51] * chromas looks at script
[22:15:59] * chromas needs moar monitors
[22:16:16] <crutchy> ~count type=butt
[22:16:20] <exec> 03465038
[22:16:34] <crutchy> hmm. that's prolly right
[22:19:06] <cmn32480> "The Buttcave"? Oh my
[22:19:32] <chromas> it was the batcave at one time
[22:19:36] <chromas> corruption corrupts
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[22:21:09] <Not_Staff> I see
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[22:24:53] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:24:53] <InfoSphere> Karma - coffee: 253
[22:24:54] <crutchy> ++coffee
[22:24:56] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:24:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1337
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[22:50:19] <chromas> !part
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[23:32:13] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:32:14] <ciri> hello BadCoderFinger
[23:41:19] <cmn32480> heya BadCoderFinger
[23:41:30] <BadCoderFinger> Hey cm, how are things?
[23:42:26] <cmn32480> I'm home, so I can't really complain
[23:42:31] <cmn32480> how 'bout you?
[23:42:32] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[23:43:00] <cmn32480> like most of the women in my life, I wish you would shut the f**k up ciri
[23:43:28] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[23:43:37] <BadCoderFinger> I'm good, it's beer day.
[23:44:18] <cmn32480> as in you are drinking som, or you are brewing your own?
[23:45:04] <BadCoderFinger> Just drinking today. Gotta replace my plastic before I brew again, it's gotten too old and too prone to bacterial contamination.
[23:45:33] <chromas> nah that's just fortification
[23:45:45] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, only in Belgium...
[23:46:12] <cmn32480> bacteria in beer is bad
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[23:47:13] <BadCoderFinger> In Belgian Lambics, they contaminate it on purpose.
[23:47:58] <Ethanol-fueled> !yo what's up, friends? There was this bot named LaDarius. You can ask it cool things while you're moving in your car and drinking/smoking with the women.
[23:48:15] <Ethanol-fueled> !YO what's up, friends?
[23:48:15] <LaDarius> WUT's up, dawgs?
[23:48:15] <chromas> case-sensitive
[23:48:37] <chromas> !join #
[23:48:58] <Ethanol-fueled> You all can use the !YO command to translate your post to ebonics.
[23:49:02] * BadCoderFinger just watches the bot wrangling.
[23:49:18] <Ethanol-fueled> !YO what's up, friends, moving in a cool car drinking and smoking.
[23:49:18] <LaDarius> WUT's up, dawgs, creepin' in a pimp-tight ride drankin' an' smoking.
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[23:52:22] <BadCoderFinger> You killed it!
[23:52:56] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm writing a crude hack so it properly preserves the case of the words.
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[23:58:56] <BadCoderFinger> Resurrected! It must be Easter again.
[23:58:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, LaDarius is here. You can now use the !YO command to translate your sentence to ebonics.
[23:59:22] <chromas> !YO yo
[23:59:22] <LaDarius> yo
[23:59:40] <Ethanol-fueled> !YO Ask me about my gun and where I was when I was drinking and smoking with them cool friends.
[23:59:40] <LaDarius> Axe me about my gat an' where I wuz when I wuz drankin' an' puffin' wit' 'dam pimp-tight dawgs.