#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-28

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[00:09:27] baryon is now known as takyon
[00:10:29] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:10:32] <LinkCollector> ^ 03'Two phases' of childhood obesity suggested - BBC News
[00:10:58] <takyon> good stock photo Beeb
[00:13:50] <chromas> the resolution—dem pixels are too sharp
[00:14:19] <takyon> i think its your javascript blockign
[00:14:31] <takyon> http://ichef.bbci.co.uk
[00:14:44] <chromas> oh yeah
[00:14:54] <chromas> javascript--
[00:14:54] <Bender> karma - javascript: -3
[00:15:02] <Ethanol-fueled> My parents's solution for childhood obesity: "Get the fuck off that Nintendo and go ride your damn bike!"
[00:15:15] <chromas> I just figured the low-res was part of your critique
[00:15:29] <Ethanol-fueled> after a ride around the block, I re-entered the house to find their bedroom door shut and strange moanings coming from it.
[00:15:33] <takyon> it's praise, not critique
[00:17:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Plus, everytime I played Castlevania II an died in the mansion, my dad laughed and said, "You got killed by a piece of shit! HA HA!"
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[00:18:23] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v baryon] by Imogen
[00:19:06] <baryon> http://www.ijreview.com
[00:19:06] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Woman Caught on Camera Pulling Baltimore Rioter Off of Streets Called ?Mom of the Year?
[00:21:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I'd ask you all, If you found yourself in the middle of a riot, would you join in on the fun?
[00:21:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I bet the answer here would be overwhelmingly "no"
[00:22:51] <baryon> riots are too visible
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[00:24:15] baryon is now known as takyon
[00:26:05] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[00:26:08] <LinkCollector> ^ 03New York state to dim lights to save migrating birds - BBC News
[00:32:32] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, I watched the Star Treks. I knew you were both the same before you did that.
[00:33:19] <takyon> I'm at warp 11
[00:33:38] <Ethanol-fueled> That's unpossible.
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[00:33:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless it happened in the later, shittier series like Voyager.
[00:34:43] <takyon> nothing is true and everything is possible
[00:34:58] * mrcoolbp tips fedora to kadal
[00:36:19] takyon is now known as reddit
[00:38:29] * kadal hands cold beer to mrcoolbp
[00:39:04] * reddit better finish off the rest of this beer
[00:39:46] <reddit> http://www.reddit.com
[00:39:47] <LinkCollector> ^ 03the button
[00:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck Reddit.
[00:40:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Another distraction to keep the folks arguing online rather than destroying in real life.
[00:40:54] <reddit> yes SoylentNews is circuses
[00:41:11] <reddit> and you're drinking the bread
[00:41:23] <kadal> wrf is this button
[00:41:40] <reddit> it's a psych experiment
[00:42:18] <reddit> only users before the launch date can press it, you get a color and time when you press it, and nobody knows what happens when it reaches zero
[00:43:29] <Ethanol-fueled> in other words, oh look, it's fucking nothing. Let's generate a bunch of buzz and let the morons feel stoopid for wasting all that time discussing it like the vapid fools they are.
[00:43:37] <Ethanol-fueled> [ inserts racist troll ]
[00:44:20] <reddit> "wasting" "time"
[00:44:27] <reddit> >implying free will
[00:44:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh Look! But there it is! What will it do?
[00:44:55] <kadal> johnoliver++
[00:44:56] <Bender> karma - johnoliver: 1
[00:46:44] <chromas> Diablo 2 also had a button
[00:46:58] <chromas> it was prettier
[00:47:15] <reddit> ^ depends on your mouse brand
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[01:04:33] <SpallsHurgenson> the song is right; I am too sexy for my shirt
[01:08:31] <reddit> it's getting hot in here
[01:09:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Gay sex. Gay orgy sex.
[01:09:33] <Ethanol-fueled> The nastiest and stinkiest of them all.
[01:10:13] <reddit> too tame
[01:10:14] * SpallsHurgenson takes of his shirt and whips it around in the air above his head
[01:14:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, so you guys want more cock pics then?
[01:17:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Okay, I'll give you one of my more unflattering ones from years ago.
[01:17:47] <Ethanol-fueled> And one of my friend as well.
[01:17:58] <mrcoolbp> please no Ethanol-fueled
[01:18:13] <SpallsHurgenson> I want a battlemech. It's 2015; where are our battlemechs?
[01:18:16] <reddit> only if you two are docking
[01:18:23] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fueled, you will be kicked for posting cock pics
[01:18:27] <mrcoolbp> you know this
[01:18:32] <Ethanol-fueled> okay, I'll censor them beforehand then.
[01:18:42] <reddit> "only if you two are docking"
[01:19:01] * mrcoolbp shrugs
[01:21:51] <SpallsHurgenson> no battlemechs, no flying cars, no aliens, no jetpacks, no AIs, no post-apocalyptic wastelands... the future isn't what I was promised!
[01:22:18] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[01:22:19] <LinkCollector> ^ 03gong.jpg - Google Drive
[01:22:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[01:22:34] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Bang.jpg - Google Drive
[01:23:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Hhahahah
[01:24:04] <Ethanol-fueled> that was at the nudist camp.
[01:24:11] <Ethanol-fueled> that place is awesome.
[01:27:47] <Ethanol-fueled> There are plenty of places within America which cater to tourist nudism.
[01:27:56] <Ethanol-fueled> If you haven't doneit, you haven't lived.
[01:28:54] <reddit> #baltimoreNudeProtest
[01:29:08] <reddit> #BareAllAgainstBrutality
[01:29:40] <Ethanol-fueled> First rule of nudism - never be publicly nude for your first time around people with b***** c**** than you.
[01:29:56] <chromas> the more interesting part is the computer off to the right
[01:30:05] <chromas> nerdism++
[01:30:05] <Bender> karma - nerdism: 1
[01:30:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Second rule of nudism - carry a towel fucking everywhere.
[01:30:33] <reddit> first rule of H2G2 - carry a towel fucking everywhere
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[01:32:39] <SpallsHurgenson> ?
[01:32:48] <SpallsHurgenson> !
[01:32:51] <chromas> he wanted us to know he's on his period
[01:33:10] <mrcoolbp> actually was me, was testing my bouncer w/ multiple machines
[01:33:22] <mrcoolbp> have to log out of both to get scrollback
[01:33:43] <chromas> I wonder if there's an option for that
[01:33:47] <chromas> quassel++ :D
[01:33:47] <Bender> karma - quassel: 1
[01:33:58] <Ethanol-fueled> mrcoolbp, do you frequent nudist camps? You should, if you don't already.
[01:34:11] <mrcoolbp> never been, sounds like fun
[01:34:17] <reddit> scrollback dem clothes
[01:34:25] <mrcoolbp> was at a hippy convention once, got down to wearing just a tapestry
[01:34:32] <mrcoolbp> didn't go full monty
[01:35:16] <Ethanol-fueled> east-coast "hippies" = semi-rebellious Catholics.
[01:35:28] <mrcoolbp> was in upstate michigan actually
[01:35:40] <mrcoolbp> Rainbow fest, look it up
[01:35:44] <mrcoolbp> it's kinda big deal
[01:35:50] <mrcoolbp> 30K hippies in the woods
[01:35:58] <mrcoolbp> they have a world gathering
[01:36:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Hunh.
[01:36:15] <mrcoolbp> oh yeah, Rainbow Gathering, that's it
[01:36:29] <mrcoolbp> was a long time ago = )
[01:36:37] <mrcoolbp> would go again tho
[01:36:40] <chromas> Did you meat a lot of colorful characters?
[01:37:31] <mrcoolbp> aye
[01:37:35] <mrcoolbp> There was this one guy
[01:37:39] <mrcoolbp> we called him the riddler
[01:37:45] <mrcoolbp> "too much acid" kinda guy
[01:37:45] <Ethanol-fueled> all this talk about festivals is making me want to do drugs.
[01:37:52] * Ethanol-fueled excuses himself to do dope.
[01:38:21] <mrcoolbp> He was like crying, and all he could do was ask these existential questions like "but what if nothing is everything and we are but grains of sand" or some shit
[01:38:38] <mrcoolbp> lots of cool art, and there was of course weed everywhere
[01:38:56] <mrcoolbp> we wondered into a camp and they had a GIANT pot of mushroom tea, so we drank some, was awesome
[01:39:14] cmn32480|bathtime is now known as cmn32480
[01:39:22] <mrcoolbp> lots of music and art, sculptures
[01:39:26] <mrcoolbp> oh and the coolest thing
[01:39:32] <mrcoolbp> no one used money
[01:39:39] <mrcoolbp> so everything was bartered for
[01:39:52] <mrcoolbp> and all the food was free, produced by various camps
[01:40:00] <mrcoolbp> not tickets for entry either
[01:40:32] <paulej72> hello all
[01:40:36] <mrcoolbp> hey paulej72
[01:40:48] <mrcoolbp> I pinged you earlier about getting takyonj a bouncer I think
[01:40:55] <mrcoolbp> ...twice it seems
[01:41:11] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: how are you sir?
[01:41:11] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: I have been working ofn rehash bugs.
[01:41:16] <mrcoolbp> aye
[01:41:20] <mrcoolbp> I'm sorry then = )
[01:41:31] <paulej72> I got most of the nexus bugs worked out.
[01:41:47] <mrcoolbp> cool
[01:41:49] <paulej72> and I got the topics bug fixed
[01:41:52] <mrcoolbp> sick
[01:42:11] <reddit> does that mean Digital Liberty will show up in dropdowns?
[01:42:19] <Ethanol-fueled> sup pauley
[01:42:42] <paulej72> was digital liberty set as a topic?
[01:42:57] <mrcoolbp> don't think so paulej72
[01:43:08] <mrcoolbp> reddit/takyon: I don't think we have that as a topic currently
[01:44:18] <reddit> yeah we do, I use an extension to add it back into every dropdown
[01:44:49] <reddit> it's the option with value "3"
[01:44:50] <paulej72> it is a topic on dev, just not set as submittable
[01:45:05] <reddit> it works though...
[01:45:21] <reddit> http://soylentnews.org
[01:45:22] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Search SoylentNews
[01:47:00] <paulej72> same on prod. digital liberty is not set to be user selectable during submit
[01:47:56] <mrcoolbp> yeah that ^
[01:48:44] <reddit> errr, so why?
[01:49:22] <paulej72> don't know so I changed it
[01:50:05] <paulej72> it may not show up for a bit until the caches timeout
[01:57:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Radioactive "Seeds" and 3D Printed "Shields" to Treat Prostate Cancer - http://sylnt.us - will-it-give-me-superpowers || Getting Back into Amateur Astronomy: Where to Find a Good Telescope? - http://sylnt.us - lucy-in-the-sky-with-diamonds
[01:58:16] <Bytram> !uid
[01:58:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5231, owned by Theretion
[01:58:30] * Bytram wonders how to say that one?
[01:58:33] <Bytram> coffee++
[01:58:33] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1324
[01:58:44] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[01:58:46] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 52°F, partly cloudy, wind NW at 14 mph, humidity 59% - Monday rain (44°F-59°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (47°F-61°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (45°F-56°F), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F-54°F)
[01:58:52] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[01:58:54] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 48°F, cloudy, wind N at 19 mph, humidity 84% - Monday cloudy (40°F-55°F), Tuesday partly cloudy (44°F-61°F), Wednesday mostly cloudy (42°F-57°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (41°F-53°F)
[01:58:57] <Bytram> ~weather preque isle, me
[01:58:59] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 41°F, cloudy, wind N at 16 mph, humidity 65% - Monday cloudy (37°F-52°F), Tuesday cloudy (39°F-51°F), Wednesday cloudy (38°F-52°F), Thursday cloudy (36°F-56°F)
[01:59:23] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather Emerald City, OZ
[01:59:25] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[01:59:30] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> worthless bot
[01:59:31] <Bytram> looks like the rain is letting up for a while
[02:00:20] <Bytram> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:00:22] <LinkCollector> ^ 03How computerized trading in the hands of a nobody in Britain allegedly crashed the stock market - The Washington Post
[02:01:09] <Bytram> https://threatpost.com
[02:01:09] <LinkCollector> ^✓ 03'Fully Secure Systems Don't Exist' | Threatpost | The first stop for security news
[02:01:20] <reddit> nobody = media code for "coder"
[02:02:50] <Bytram> https://medium.com
[02:02:52] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Medium
[02:06:21] <Bytram> https://medium.com
[02:06:23] <LinkCollector> ^ 03How Technology Led a Hospital To Give a Patient 38 Times His Dosage — Backchannel — Medium
[02:07:02] <Bytram> https://medium.com
[02:07:04] <LinkCollector> ^ 03The Overdose: Harm in a Wired Hospital — Backchannel — Medium
[02:08:25] <SpallsHurgenson> I read that as "ham" in a hospital.
[02:08:55] <Bytram> pig!
[02:09:12] <SpallsHurgenson> I only eat bacon for medicinal purposes
[02:10:00] <Bytram> you're sick?
[02:11:01] <SpallsHurgenson> Very. Need more bacon, stat!
[02:11:32] <Bytram> that might help *you* get better, but I don't think it's so good for the pig.
[02:11:46] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe if we fed the piggie some bacon?
[02:12:00] * Bytram notices that a test story he had on dev with 4 test comments has disappeared!?!
[02:12:03] <Bytram> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:12:04] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Error
[02:22:56] <cmn32480> bytram - that was probably the on that pej72 accidentally deleted earlier in the day
[02:23:14] <Bytram> oh.
[02:23:19] <Bytram> darn!
[02:24:09] <cmn32480> happened at 1510EDT today
[02:24:10] * Bytram tries to remember what, exactly, he had in those tests.
[02:24:17] <cmn32480> according to my scrollback
[02:24:22] <SpallsHurgenson> are you guys picking on Bytram again?
[02:24:30] <cmn32480> not intentionally
[02:24:43] <SpallsHurgenson> try harder!
[02:24:51] <cmn32480> yes, sir!
[02:24:55] * cmn32480 snaps to attention
[02:25:10] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, and I didn't even have to use sudo!
[02:25:18] * Bytram considers calling it a night and going to bed
[02:25:31] * cmn32480 thinks about this too
[02:25:38] <cmn32480> crap I have a flight in 12 hours
[02:25:46] <cmn32480> ugh
[02:26:07] <SpallsHurgenson> plane, or launched by trebuchet?
[02:26:41] <cmn32480> plane... but I think the trebuchet might be more fun.... once
[02:27:19] <SpallsHurgenson> the flight isn't too bad; take-off and landings, on the other hand... :)
[02:27:20] <Bytram> how was the trip? Flight was great, but the landing kind of flopped.
[02:27:28] <Bytram> lol
[02:27:31] <cmn32480> heading to lovely Atlanta
[02:27:57] <SpallsHurgenson> may I recommend you stay at home and send the trebuchet instead
[02:28:03] <cmn32480> the "splat" at the end....
[02:28:22] <cmn32480> I was thinking about launching the customer instead
[02:29:06] <Bytram> you mean, instead of going to the customer, sending the customer to you? Yeah, the trebuchet just might work!
[02:29:07] <cmn32480> I was starting to go into DT's. I ahven't been on a plane in like 4 days
[02:29:13] <SpallsHurgenson> is he on peachtree street? everyone lives on Peachtree st in Atlanta
[02:29:29] <cmn32480> actually, they are...
[02:29:35] <SpallsHurgenson> toldja
[02:29:43] <cmn32480> stop stalking me SpallsHurgenson!
[02:30:12] <cmn32480> very creepy
[02:30:30] <SpallsHurgenson> goshdarnit 'n' shucks, nobody lets me stalk them anymore!
[02:30:43] <cmn32480> we still love you. but from afar
[02:31:58] <SpallsHurgenson> guessing somebody in Atlanta works/lives on Peachtree is like guessing somebody in Manhattan works/lives on Broadway :)
[02:32:23] <cmn32480> nah... only one broadway
[02:32:51] <cmn32480> there are like 50 peachtree st, dr, ln, blvd, hwy, etc
[02:33:41] <cmn32480> ok
[02:33:48] <cmn32480> time for me to call it a night
[02:34:15] <cmn32480> gentlemen, and ladies (if you actually exist) a fine evening to you all
[02:34:30] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but Broadway is pretty long (it stretches far past Manhattan ends up around the Tappen Zee :)
[02:34:42] <cmn32480> Albany, I think
[02:35:08] <cmn32480> originally, if I remember my history, it was the road from NYC to albany
[02:35:13] <SpallsHurgenson> Sleepy Hollow, according to the wiki
[02:36:35] * SpallsHurgenson is abusing his limited bandwidth too much to check it on googleearth :)
[02:36:46] <cmn32480> I don't care THAT much
[02:37:04] <SpallsHurgenson> aren't you supposed to be asleep?
[02:37:10] <cmn32480> zzzzzzzzzzz
[02:37:19] <SpallsHurgenson> sudo goto :sleep
[02:37:21] <cmn32480> we call it a Cuban goodbye
[02:37:51] <cmn32480> in my family (the Cuban side), a goodbye takes generally around 45 minutes to an hour
[02:38:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Are cubans better than Puerto Ricans and Dominicans?
[02:38:44] <cmn32480> _I_ think so
[02:38:57] <Ethanol-fueled> The reset with Cuba is long overdue.
[02:39:14] * SpallsHurgenson wrangles some sheep into cmn32480's room
[02:39:41] <Bytram> bah!!!!!!
[02:39:43] <cmn32480> depends on your perspective
[02:39:54] <SpallsHurgenson> (borrowed 'em from JamesNZ's private collection :)
[02:40:28] <cmn32480> Cuba is still a communist country where everythgin is owned by the government, and there are thousands and thousands of political prisoners
[02:40:39] <SpallsHurgenson> (not sure why so many of 'em are wearing latex, though)
[02:40:43] <cmn32480> my uncle was one who came over in the boat lift
[02:41:03] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn32480, not for long.
[02:41:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Soon, there will be lucrative opporunites for tourism, as well as widening the pool of classic automobiles available to mainland Americans.
[02:41:44] <mrcoolbp> gonna turn in, gotta get up at 4:30am, g'night folks
[02:41:55] <Ethanol-fueled> night mrcoolbp
[02:42:03] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: Hi! Looking forward to staff mtg! bye!
[02:42:03] <cmn32480> night mrcoolbp
[02:42:06] * SpallsHurgenson notices mrcoolbp is stealing one of the latex sheep
[02:42:18] * mrcoolbp assumes paulej72 will hook up takyon with a bouncer or delegate it to juggs
[02:42:37] * cmn32480 wonders if he will get a bouncer too
[02:42:37] <mrcoolbp> night Ethanol-fueled, you lude, crude, rude, dude
[02:42:47] <paulej72> mrcoolbp: yes, or yes
[02:42:53] <mrcoolbp> G'night Bytram: should be fun to have a good ole-fashined shindig
[02:43:01] <Bytram> yuppers!
[02:43:02] <mrcoolbp> g'night cmn32480: keep up the good work
[02:43:12] <cmn32480> night mrcoobp
[02:43:16] <cmn32480> night mrcoolbp
[02:43:16] <mrcoolbp> G'night SpallsTheSpaz
[02:43:27] <mrcoolbp> g'night PJ72
[02:43:40] <cmn32480> see classic case of the Cuban Goodbye
[02:43:48] <mrcoolbp> aye, tis true
[02:43:57] <mrcoolbp> "I don't always say goodbye, but when I do...."
[02:44:04] * mrcoolbp actually leaves
[02:44:14] <SpallsHurgenson> is he really gone?
[02:44:19] <cmn32480> unliekly
[02:44:28] <cmn32480> he's never REALLY gone
[02:44:37] <cmn32480> as long as our text is in memory
[02:44:54] <SpallsHurgenson> well, given how poor my memory is...
[02:45:31] <cmn32480> try memtest86... it might help
[02:45:50] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, what are we talking about?
[02:46:01] <cmn32480> no clue
[02:46:07] <cmn32480> who are you again?
[02:46:50] <SpallsHurgenson> You can always sleep on the plane, I guess. Just let the lack of blood circulation caused by the too-cramped seats ease you into unconsciousness :)
[02:47:12] <cmn32480> gotta work on the plane. it is the only time I get 2 hours uninterrupted
[02:47:27] <Ethanol-fueled> cmn, you work on planes?
[02:47:43] <cmn32480> so on that note, I'll ask paulej72 to set me up a bouncer as well... or delegate it to juggs
[02:48:07] <paulej72> k
[02:48:08] <cmn32480> actaulyl ethanol-Fueled, I work in the planes. I find a lot less wind help me concentrate
[02:48:24] <cmn32480> that paulej72
[02:48:24] <SpallsHurgenson> jst so you know, we've reserved the seat in front of you to a mother and a baby; the seat behind you to a hyper-active four-year old; the guy to the left suffers chronic air-sickness, the guy to the right is 500 pounds
[02:48:39] <cmn32480> sounds like my last flight
[02:48:44] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, and the left arm of the tray table is broken :)
[02:48:52] <cmn32480> but the hyperactive 4 year old was a St. Bernard
[02:49:12] <cmn32480> outweighed me by 70-80lbs
[02:49:50] <cmn32480> good night young (and old) friends
[02:49:52] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, a seeing-eye pony :)
[02:49:54] <cmn32480> time for bed
[02:50:06] <cmn32480> it was a BIG dog.
[02:50:26] <cmn32480> night all
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[02:53:11] <SpallsHurgenson> the internet seems to be expanding faster than I can download it :-/
[02:54:48] <SpallsHurgenson> maybe I shouldn't be backing it up to the cloud :)
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[03:00:41] <reddit> http://www.bbc.com
[03:00:44] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Curfew in Baltimore as Freddie Gray protests spread - BBC News
[03:03:19] <SpallsHurgenson> gee, and Baltimore is such a tourist attraction otherwise :)
[03:03:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Yes, all the fucking annoying tourists should move there.
[03:04:17] <Ethanol-fueled> San Diego is a ghetto. Nobody wants to move there. Everybody wants to move to the East Coast.
[03:04:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Boston. Washington, DC. Baltimore.
[03:04:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Now those are cities with good property values.
[03:05:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Hollywood doesn't even exist anymore. The real talent scouts are in Boston but they'll look as far South as Winston-Salem.
[03:06:45] <Ethanol-fueled> If you want to be scouted as talent, you should move to Boston.
[03:09:19] <SpallsHurgenson> to be fair, I haven't been to Baltimore in... erm... 29 years (geez, time flies) so all I know about it now is what I hear on the news
[03:09:53] <Ethanol-fueled> time to smoke marijuana
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[03:15:35] * SpallsHurgenson taps the microphone, "Is this thing on? Hello? Echo... echo... echo..."
[03:21:46] <SirFinkus> aww man, I missed most of the riots
[03:23:24] <SpallsHurgenson> we could start one here if it would help. Just suggest that you are revamping soylents interface and wait :)
[03:25:10] * reddit riots right out of IRC
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[03:48:03] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I forgot.
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[06:35:40] <SirFinkus> hmm, some kid shot guns at my high school today apparently
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[08:35:47] <chromas> Bender: s/Bl/Roa/
[08:35:47] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Obama Uses Correspondents' Dinner to Finally Roaast Climate Deniers - http://sylnt.us - very-cool-when-he's-hot-under-the-collar
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[11:57:18] <TheMightyLaptop> coffee++
[11:57:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1325
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[11:57:54] <TheMightyLaptop> no idea if ima stay connected. lameass proxy through my phone.
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[12:00:09] <TheMightyLaptop> one more shot
[12:00:41] <TheMightyLaptop> appears better
[12:00:51] <TheMightyLaptop> ;weather amarillo, tx
[12:00:52] <MrPlow> Today: Chance of a morning shower. A mix of clouds and sun. Gusty winds during the morning. High 64F. Winds NNE at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 74F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:02:26] <crutchy> ++coffee
[12:02:26] <LinkCollector> Karma - coffee: 249
[12:02:26] <crutchy> coffee++
[12:02:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1326
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[12:05:35] <bob_> sigh
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[12:06:53] <TheMightyLaptop> annoying, this proxy sucks. ima set up ssh tunneling instead.
[12:07:28] <TheMightyLaptop> ;weather
[12:07:28] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[12:07:36] <TheMightyLaptop> ;weather amarillo, tx
[12:07:36] <MrPlow> Today: Chance of a morning shower. A mix of clouds and sun. Gusty winds during the morning. High 64F. Winds NNE at 20 to 30 mph. Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 74F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph.
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[12:16:18] <AndyTheAbsurd> ;weather 33701
[12:16:19] <MrPlow> Today: Showers and thunderstorms - some locally heavy downpours are possible, especially during the afternoon hours. Gusty winds and small hail are possible. High 78F. Winds E at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 100%. Tomorrow: Partly to mostly cloudy skies with scattered thunderstorms in the morning.
[12:16:19] <MrPlow> ..High 81F. Winds WSW at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 60%.
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[12:18:06] <chromas> hipsters++
[12:18:06] <Bender> karma - hipsters: -11
[12:18:18] <chromas> sjws++
[12:18:18] <Bender> karma - sjws: 1
[12:18:34] <chromas> JavaScript++
[12:18:34] <Bender> karma - javascript: -2
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[12:30:20] <TheMightyLaptop> attempting with the web interface then, damnit
[12:34:31] <crutchy> have you tried andchat?
[12:34:35] <crutchy> works for me
[12:34:52] <crutchy> doesn't like my custom ircd, but meh
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[12:55:54] <TheMightyLaptop> there, wired connection now
[12:57:41] <paulej72> hey
[12:57:51] <paulej72> thats no way to stay connected
[12:58:29] <crutchy> need to connect via 2 wifi networks with 3 routers and an ssh connection to another continent
[12:58:58] <paulej72> plus vpn on a non standard port via a tor proxy
[12:59:10] <TheMightyLaptop> well i spose i could ssn tunnel from home and use my vpn from there
[12:59:29] <TheMightyLaptop> think i'll have a smoke instead
[12:59:32] <paulej72> coffee is too damn hot this morning
[12:59:37] <crutchy> you'd better bounce it of the lunar reflector as well. its the only way to be sure
[12:59:42] <crutchy> *off
[13:01:07] <paulej72> Well I killed off some nexus bugs last night. Our critical list of bugs is getting shorter.
[13:02:24] <crutchy> that's no good. soon you'll be out of a jerb
[13:06:00] <TheMightyLaptop> smooth, will see if i can kill the character bugs this week
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[13:11:16] <janrinok> hi guys
[13:12:07] <paulej72> hi janrinok
[13:12:26] <janrinok> paulej72: hi, good morning to you - although it's afternoon here
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[13:13:35] <janrinok> looks like TMB has just left....
[13:13:35] <paulej72> how is your afternoon going janrinok
[13:13:36] <ciri> doing great here
[13:14:11] <janrinok> good thanks, spent some time in the spring sunshine, done some gardening, and now time to chill a little
[13:14:44] <janrinok> how's life in academia?
[13:16:42] <crutchy> doftastic? :p
[13:16:49] <janrinok> lol
[13:17:58] <janrinok> crutchy: how's life with you today?
[13:18:25] <crutchy> bit tiring. work is busy, but i guess that's a good thing
[13:18:37] <crutchy> heading off to bed soon
[13:18:42] <crutchy> ~time
[13:18:43] <exec> Tuesday, 28 April 2015 @ 11:18 pm GMT+10 - Melbourne VIC
[13:18:50] <janrinok> better to be too busy with a job than have no job at all I suppose
[13:18:58] <crutchy> true that
[13:19:15] <janrinok> I've noted that you are a bit of a night-owl
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[13:25:49] <janrinok> TheMightyLaptop: hi, long time no chat
[13:26:02] <TheMightyLaptop> heya, janrinok
[13:26:09] <TheMightyLaptop> hows things?
[13:26:30] <janrinok> taking it easy as ordered - and how is life in your new place?
[13:27:15] <paulej72> janrinok: TheMightyLaptop went west for this week. He is hanging out in Texas.
[13:27:34] <janrinok> that man's feet are never still for long...
[13:28:47] <TheMightyLaptop> nod nod. not a bad place if it weren't for all the fucking texans.
[13:29:06] <janrinok> they are probably blaming all the tourists!
[13:30:19] <TheMightyLaptop> prolly. could be worse though, could be fulla yankees.
[13:30:45] <janrinok> I can see that you are in your diplomatic, making friends mode
[13:31:58] <janrinok> I can't understand why you haven't been recruited by you state department ;)
[13:36:50] <TheMightyLaptop> cause the nsa got to me first
[13:37:06] <janrinok> ah, the dark side
[13:38:14] <janrinok> joking apart TMB, I take it that you are well and enjoying life?
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[14:28:15] <janrinok> TheMightyLaptop: poor wifi connection?
[14:29:20] <TheMightyLaptop> nah, poor service from the isp
[14:30:03] <janrinok> where abouts in Texas are you?
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[20:35:05] <GungnirSniper> This channel is as dead as a VAX server.
[20:39:38] <arti> we're just resting
[20:39:43] <arti> it's a nice day outside >.>
[20:41:12] <chromas> sounds like the talk of an anti-VAXer
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[21:02:13] <Cyprus> nah, he had a reason that could be verified
[21:12:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Where the Islamic State Gets Its Weapons - http://sylnt.us - mystery-cleared-up
[21:13:29] <chromas> American matériel—fancy
[21:30:04] <paulej72> I think we should invite poutine to return
[21:30:58] <chromas> ~random channel= nick=poutine
[21:31:07] <exec> 03[2014-10-24 06:11:4] #Soylent <poutine--> lots of single digit comment counts on frontpaged items on SN
[21:31:51] <paulej72> lol, I hardly think that was random, as it was every other post for him
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[21:32:10] <paulej72> damn, I scared TK away
[21:36:02] <chromas> ~random channel= nick=TK!
[21:36:07] <exec> 03[2014-10-14 13:25:1] #Soylent <TK> lol
[21:41:49] <paulej72> ~random channel= nick=paulej72
[21:41:53] <exec> 03[2014-04-30 03:38:5] #staff <paulej72> mrcoolbp: I have that worked out
[21:42:01] <paulej72> ~random channel= nick=paulej72
[21:42:05] <exec> 03[2015-02-20 00:08:2] #Soylent <paulej72> going to be working form 7am to 9+pm
[21:42:12] <paulej72> ~random channel= nick=paulej72
[21:42:16] <exec> 03[2014-12-14 06:51:2] #Soylent <paulej72> lol
[21:42:43] <paulej72> is exec actually random?
[21:42:53] <paulej72> ~random channel= nick=exec
[21:43:08] <exec> 03[2014-11-16 22:36:4] #debug <exec> PHP Warning: file_get_contents(../pwd/gh_tok): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/include/vhosts/irciv.us.to/inc/scripts/github_feed.php on line 248
[21:43:14] <paulej72> ~random channel= nick=ciri
[21:43:18] <exec> 03[2014-11-29 01:39:3] # <ciri> Piece of Meat: Tube Meat Round 2 - Eater @ http://www.eater.com
[21:44:55] <paulej72> we could let the bots have a all out channel war to make things more livley
[21:45:25] <chromas> ~random =channel=#SlashTest
[21:45:26] <exec> 03[2014-02-14 14:54:42] ##slashtest <mrbluze> ok
[21:45:49] <chromas> yeah we need moar bot talk
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[21:47:07] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[21:48:38] <chromas> ~random channel=##altslashdot nick=Ethanol-fueled
[21:48:45] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[21:48:51] <chromas> you weren't around back then?
[21:49:00] <chromas> ~first channel= nick=Ethanol-fueled
[21:49:03] <Ethanol-fueled> no chromas.
[21:49:05] <exec> 03[2014-02-24 02:52:47] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah. What's up?
[21:49:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I was late to this game. The only way I knew about it was because an AC replied to a comment I made in slashdot.
[21:51:08] <chromas> ~last channel= nick=tama
[21:51:12] <exec> 03[2015-04-28 21:50:2] # <tama> Those of us that are aware of the problems are annoyed by the constant reminder of what we already know. Those that are unaware, don't care to be aware, and are annoyed that their device is trying to tell them things they have chosen not to care about.
[21:51:20] <chromas> tama knows a lot about system notifications
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[21:52:35] <Ethanol-fueled> ~first channel= nick=chromas
[21:52:44] <exec> 03[2014-02-08 05:46:58] ##altslashdot <chromas> I'm also having trouble with the forum. The index is empty. If I go to Active Posts or wherever, there are posts but they all say they're in "Startup"
[21:53:00] <Ethanol-fueled> holy shit, things must have been really bad back then.
[21:53:17] <chromas> they had a phpbb or something set up
[21:53:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, gotcha.
[21:53:36] <cmn32480> there were some significant challenges
[21:53:37] <chromas> something besides the slashcode fork
[21:54:01] <cmn32480> how is everybody today?
[21:54:01] <ciri> doing great here
[21:54:09] <cmn32480> not you ciri
[21:54:15] <chromas> ciri: boneriffic
[21:54:28] <chromas> poor ciri; doesn't talk much in this channel anymore
[21:54:49] <cmn32480> hear all the crying and wailing about it?
[21:55:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:55:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1327
[21:55:02] <cmn32480> next thing you know there will be riots in the streets
[21:55:10] <chromas> there was wailing and gnashing of teeth
[21:55:18] <crutchy> paulej72, exec isn't actually anything ^^^
[21:55:19] <chromas> Bot Lives Matter
[21:55:54] <chromas> exec++
[21:55:54] <Bender> karma - exec: 26
[21:55:58] <crutchy> it just pretends to do something. chromas does all the real work. exec just ejaculates the user input across the interwebz
[21:56:04] <chromas> exec++ # flexible as any chick
[21:56:05] <Bender> karma - exec: 27
[21:56:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Bots are bugs, roaches. Program bugs, that is.
[21:56:22] <paulej72> don't look at the guy behind the curtain
[21:56:31] <crutchy> :D
[21:56:49] <chromas> ~first channel= nick=crutchy
[21:56:56] <exec> 03[2014-02-07 06:59:00] ##altslashdot <crutchy> i still use gnome2
[21:57:02] <crutchy> my irc is too unreliable to do any real logging
[21:57:13] <paulej72> ~first channel= nick=paulej72
[21:57:38] <cmn32480> ~first channel= nick=cmn32480
[21:57:41] * chromas spanks the server
[21:57:42] <exec> 03[2014-03-10 20:17:54] #Soylent <Cmn32480> Hurry up and wait. Sigh... I haven't gotten shit done today because of this.
[21:58:01] <crutchy> bot doesn't trim
[21:58:10] <paulej72> ~first channel= nick=paulej72
[21:58:15] <exec> 03[2014-02-11 15:21:24] ##altslashdot <paulej72> freeoola is a bot.
[21:58:18] <Ethanol-fueled> s/trim/rim/g
[21:58:22] <crutchy> i think from (very vague) memory that might have been intentional
[21:58:34] <cmn32480> I think I remember that day
[21:58:49] <cmn32480> <queue dream sequence>
[21:59:10] * chromas plays crescendos on the harp
[21:59:20] <paulej72> <insert dream sequence music>
[21:59:38] <Ethanol-fueled> That would actually be a decent meta story for the front page -- posting exerpts of altslashdot discussions -- for those of us who came late to the game.
[21:59:43] <cmn32480> wasn't that the day when everything went to hell in a handbasket w/ he-who-shall-not-be-named?
[21:59:44] <chromas> I guess crescendo is increase in volume; what's the notes one?
[22:00:03] <crutchy> <paulej72 accidentally puts justin beiber on and turns it into a nightmare>
[22:00:18] <cmn32480> AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleventy
[22:00:32] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, glissando.
[22:00:36] <chromas> ah
[22:00:37] <Ethanol-fueled> or arpeggio
[22:00:53] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, arpeggio. Glissando is a slide in one direction.
[22:00:53] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, s/p/pr/
[22:00:53] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, arpreggio. Glissando is a slide in one direction.
[22:00:56] <paulej72> crutchy: more likely it would be my one Meatloaf cd I got from Columbia House
[22:01:01] <chromas> you're right, dream sequence-initiating harps tend to repeat
[22:01:16] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know why that was so funny, crutchy, but it was.
[22:01:17] <crutchy> ew. that's almost as bad
[22:01:37] <Ethanol-fueled> pauley, was it bat out of hell? Cuz tht's the only meatloaf CD you need.
[22:01:44] <crutchy> Ethanol-fueled, you prolly have as immature sense of humour as me :D
[22:02:04] <cmn32480> crutchy - I'm pretty sure that sense of humor runs rampant in these parts
[22:02:15] <crutchy> well, in addition to all the other senses of humor
[22:02:23] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, my sense of humor is desceptively retarded. Seriously, bugs bunny-tier with racism and destruction.
[22:02:26] <chromas> ~first message=humor.*mature
[22:02:29] <crutchy> lol
[22:02:30] <ciri> hehehe
[22:02:36] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[22:02:39] <chromas> :(
[22:02:43] <crutchy> yeah i think i would have trouble classifying my sense of humor too
[22:02:59] <paulej72> no its tales from the ...., cant remember the last part. But I have grown to hate Meatloaf becasue 8 minutes of the same one line repeted gets on my nerves
[22:03:09] <crutchy> like the doors
[22:03:21] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha pauley
[22:03:28] <crutchy> how many times does she need to light your fire, seriously
[22:03:28] <ciri> doing great here
[22:03:38] <cmn32480> maybe his wood is wet?
[22:03:43] <crutchy> lol
[22:03:44] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[22:03:50] <chromas> Bender: grab cmn32480
[22:03:50] <Bender> Added quote 507
[22:03:53] <paulej72> at least with the doors is not 8 minutes
[22:04:19] <cmn32480> ~weather albany, GA
[22:04:20] <exec> 03Albany, GA, USA - currently 65°F / 18°C, cloudy, wind NE at 10 mph, humidity 82% - Tuesday rain (60°F-73°F / 16°C-23°C), Wednesday thunderstorm (54°F-71°F / 12°C-22°C), Thursday mostly sunny (53°F-76°F / 12°C-24°C), Friday sunny (52°F-75°F / 11°C-24°C)
[22:04:21] <crutchy> i don't think i've ever bothered to sit through the whole thing so not sure how long it is :p
[22:04:30] <paulej72> ~weather
[22:04:31] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 69°F / 21°C, partly cloudy, wind N at 17 mph, humidity 31% - Tuesday clear (47°F-69°F / 8°C-21°C), Wednesday mostly sunny (49°F-74°F / 9°C-23°C), Thursday partly cloudy (45°F-62°F / 7°C-17°C), Friday cloudy (44°F-58°F / 7°C-14°C)
[22:04:42] <crutchy> ;weather melbourne
[22:04:42] <MrPlow> Syntax: ;weather City, ST or ;weather zip code
[22:04:54] <crutchy> ;weather melbourne, vic
[22:04:55] <MrPlow> Today: Tomorrow:
[22:04:55] <Ethanol-fueled> ~weather
[22:04:57] <exec> 03San Diego, CA, USA - currently 76°F / 24°C, sunny, wind NW at 18 mph, humidity 39% - Tuesday sunny (61°F-79°F / 16°C-26°C), Wednesday sunny (62°F-83°F / 17°C-28°C), Thursday partly cloudy (62°F-81°F / 17°C-27°C), Friday partly cloudy (59°F-78°F / 15°C-26°C)
[22:04:59] <crutchy> hmm
[22:05:04] <crutchy> ;weather melbourne, australia
[22:05:05] <MrPlow> Today: Sunny to partly cloudy. High 64F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Some clouds in the morning will give way to mainly sunny skies for the afternoon. High 68F. Winds E at 5 to 10 mph.
[22:05:29] <cmn32480> wait... we have 2 bots that do weather?
[22:05:29] <Ethanol-fueled> dat feel when the weather is awesome and you're too tired to do anything but drink and chat on SN IRC.
[22:05:57] <crutchy> cmn32480, there's three or four
[22:06:15] <SirFinkus> I just snuck in from the rain, just missed it
[22:06:15] <crutchy> foobarbazbot also had one but i think its gone now :(
[22:06:16] <cmn32480> okily dokily
[22:06:19] <paulej72> exec is sometimes mia, but I think MrPlow runs from one of SN servers
[22:06:31] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: that's what porches are for
[22:07:02] <chromas> You can sit and drink and chatter like a monkey on the porch
[22:07:09] <crutchy> you can sit outside and fire rounds into the air while you chat and check out half naked chicks walking by
[22:07:16] <cmn32480> I learned something new, do I get to go home?
[22:07:35] <cmn32480> crutchy - that is only in Baltimore this week
[22:07:52] <cmn32480> and make sure you liht a car or two on fire
[22:08:04] <chromas> especially if you're a cop
[22:08:49] <chromas> oh finally
[22:08:49] <chromas> ~first channel=#Soylent message=male.*humor
[22:08:53] <exec> 03[2014-08-15 11:26:4] #Soylent <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, the male sense of humor really does gain maturity; it just never loses the old stuff as it does.
[22:08:58] <crutchy> gotta make sure the riots look really bad so you get moar tanks in next years acquisitions
[22:09:44] <crutchy> then the cops don't have to even look at black people let alone touch them, or something
[22:09:51] <chromas> crutchy: it's true. cops get little boners when they get new toys
[22:10:09] <chromas> or whenever they get to play cop
[22:10:58] <chromas> or when they catch a couple in a car and they sneak up and watch for awhile before coming
[22:10:58] <crutchy> they protect and serve... their own egos :p
[22:11:03] <chromas> up to harass them
[22:11:12] <Ethanol-fueled> Watching Buzzard explaining to Konomi is a lot like Riker explaining something to Data.
[22:11:26] <paulej72> lol
[22:11:36] <crutchy> buzzard is explaining something to konomi?
[22:11:42] <crutchy> wow where is *that*?
[22:11:51] <paulej72> in the past
[22:11:53] <Ethanol-fueled> RTFIRCCFM
[22:11:57] <chromas> ~last nick=exec
[22:11:59] <crutchy> lol
[22:12:00] <exec> 03[2015-04-28 22:08:5] #Soylent <exec> 03[2014-08-15 11:26:4] #Soylent <TheMightyBuzzard> Konomi, the male sense of humor really does gain maturity; it just never loses the old stuff as it does.
[22:12:54] <Ethanol-fueled> Konami delisted themselves from the stock exchange today.
[22:12:58] <crutchy> konomi is a greens supporter. you're always gunna have to break it down into byte-size chunks :D
[22:13:25] * crutchy looks behind his back and expects to find a knife in it
[22:13:26] <Ethanol-fueled> do all greens supporters lack a sense of humor?
[22:13:38] <crutchy> no. they're extremely left-leaning
[22:13:47] <crutchy> like progressives
[22:13:55] <paulej72> What is sad is we don't even have any guys pretending to be women hanging out here.
[22:14:05] <crutchy> liberals are right-leaning here for some fucked up reason
[22:14:10] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|dinner
[22:14:11] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanola-fueled
[22:14:15] <crutchy> i don't get why everywhere is different
[22:14:39] crutchy is now known as crutchette
[22:14:41] <Ethanola-fueled> hey all you sexy men...I'm a woman...and I like it here because you all have such big...brains! *Tee-Hee!*
[22:14:55] * Ethanola-fueled tosses hair, bats eyelashes
[22:14:56] <crutchette> ooh lets have hot lesbo sex Ethanola-fueled
[22:15:02] LinkCollector is now known as Natalie_Botman
[22:15:05] <paulej72> I still see you dick hanging out Ethanola-fueled
[22:15:07] <crutchette> lmao
[22:15:17] <Ethanola-fueled> pauley, that's my C***
[22:15:17] <cmn32480|dinner> ewwwwwwwwwwwww
[22:15:38] <Ethanola-fueled> so much for that dinner, huh, cmn32480?
[22:15:42] crutchette is now known as crutchy
[22:15:44] <paulej72> no that's you dick pulled back and stuffed in your ass crack
[22:15:53] <chromas> it's a trap!
[22:15:55] * crutchy had better go service the man
[22:16:08] <crutchy> catch yas later
[22:16:14] <chromas> cya
[22:16:37] <Ethanola-fueled> Pauley, why oh why would you accuse me of having a thick uncircumsized cock and hairy, sweaty balls plunging between my knees?
[22:16:58] <Ethanola-fueled> *Blushes*
[22:17:27] <paulej72> Ethanola-fueled: because your email address is ladyboy@lovescocks.com
[22:18:29] <Ethanola-fueled> I don't know anything about e-mail, my previous boyfriend set that up for me because he's good with computers, like all the men I like.
[22:19:09] * Ethanola-fueled farts, lowers head and waves skirt around a bit!
[22:19:13] <Ethanola-fueled> *WhooOOO!*
[22:19:45] <paulej72> wow your balls a so large are you sure you do not have a tumor
[22:20:40] <Ethanola-fueled> I don't have balls. No, stay away from my buttcrack, there's nothing in there...honest!
[22:26:53] <Ethanola-fueled> Me on the internet with you: http://www.moustachemagazine.com
[22:27:15] <Ethanola-fueled> Pssst...don't share that picture with anyone...it's between you and me, okay?
[22:27:16] <chromas> where is is mustache?
[22:27:17] <ciri> have you tried google? chromas
[22:27:31] <chromas> moustache magazine—no moustache
[22:27:36] <Ethanola-fueled> *bats eyelashes, tosses back hair to show an armpit*
[22:28:06] * chromas triggers Ethanola-fueled
[22:28:45] <Ethanola-fueled> I don't get triggered, chromas. I have a healthy acknowledgement of my enjoyment of degenerate sex.
[22:30:04] <Ethanola-fueled> Everytime I show both armpits, I am asking for it. When I show you one, like when I toss back my hair briefly, I am interested and giving you a chance.
[22:30:07] <chromas> jezebel.com would like to have a word with you
[22:30:24] Natalie_Botman is now known as TriggerWarning
[22:30:42] <Ethanola-fueled> When I show both my armpits, like, when I'm enjoying our conversation and feel the need to have an extended adjustment of my hair with both my elbows to the sky, I am asking for it.
[22:32:36] <Ethanola-fueled> Exceptions to that rule are when I'm in a situation like at the beach or on a girls' night out, where my tossing my armpits to the wind doesn't not imply sexual preference in any one man.
[22:33:16] <Ethanola-fueled> Or any man at all.
[22:35:28] <Ethanola-fueled> However, you can't be a creep about it. If I'm adjusting my hair and I see your eyes darting towards my breasts or underarms, it may not be a deal breaker but I will be in Alert mode like in Solid Snake games and you will have to be cool for awhile.
[22:36:42] <Ethanola-fueled> Maintaining eye contact, gentlemen. We ladies like to try to lure you with armpits and low necklines, but you must maintain eye contact and not take the bait.
[22:38:49] <Ethanola-fueled> And yes, we know when you
[22:39:16] <Ethanola-fueled> (sorry!) ^ We know when your eyes even WANT to look down there even when you've learned to hold them steady.
[22:43:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Valve Eats Crow, Backtracks on Steam Workshop Paid Mods - http://sylnt.us - total-reversion
[22:46:26] <Ethanola-fueled> Also - If I go back to your place, You're probably gonna get laid unless you sperg out and blow it.
[22:48:01] <Ethanola-fueled> If when we first spend the night together isn't strongly correlated temporally with the first time we fuck, chances are you're being played or fucking up.
[22:49:25] <Ethanola-fueled> It could be the first date, it could be after 6 months. But the first lay had better take place within a week or two of the first spendings of the nights together.
[22:53:40] Ethanola-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[22:53:47] <Ethanol-fueled> DEF LEPPARD ROCKS!
[22:55:18] <arti> even with one arm tied behind its back
[22:55:50] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, he was arrested for beating his wife. Man, what a funny video that would have made.
[22:56:58] <arti> beating her at what?
[22:57:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Winning a fight with less arms.
[22:57:19] <arti> but the hurdles are always lower
[22:59:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Def Leppard rock.
[22:59:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Glad to have seen them before I die.
[23:00:24] <Ethanol-fueled> saw 'em with Poison, in fact.
[23:03:43] <arti> nice, i enjoy concerts from time to time
[23:03:48] <arti> gotta be in the right mood to deal with the traffic
[23:04:52] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that's because you don't escape to the nudism and degeneracy of this place: http://en.wikipedia.org
[23:04:53] <TriggerWarning> ^ 03Wiki: San Manuel Amphitheater
[23:05:45] <arti> you mean where its hot as fuck in the summer?
[23:05:48] <Ethanol-fueled> note: you can't be nude at the amphitheater but you can at the nudist camp within walking distance of it.
[23:05:48] <arti> mmm dat $5 water
[23:06:21] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, It's nothing overpriced and corporate compared to CoachellaFest.
[23:06:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Totally fucking worth it.
[23:06:36] * arti likes some of the bands that play there
[23:06:57] <arti> but 1) its in cachella 2) rooms sell out uberfast
[23:08:12] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, overpriced corporate bullshit. the shows that happen at san man are big acts(slayer, motorhead), and 35$/night rates AT A NUDIST CAMP wher eyou can be fucking NAKED.
[23:11:06] <Ethanol-fueled> You go to coachella you drop 400 bucks on the parking spot alone
[23:11:57] <Ethanol-fueled> you go to the arena you can walk around and drink legally naked for a quarter, maybe quarter and a half, of the price of a coachella fest parking ticket.
[23:12:47] <Ethanol-fueled> during summer at the nudist camp, all facilities are open 24/7, and the best part is that you MUST be nude to use them. Pools. Jacuzzis. Pool tables.
[23:16:02] <Ethanol-fueled> coachella fest is for rubes.
[23:21:02] * arti shrugs
[23:21:20] <arti> nudist camp pleasures: sitting chairback.
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