#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-26

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[00:05:28] <crutchy> i just started typing a comment on SN and went to open a tab to get a wikipedia ref but accidentally hit the x for the tab i was commenting in :/
[00:05:36] <crutchy> really can't be fked doing it again
[00:06:40] <takyon> undo close tab
[00:06:50] <takyon> reopen closed tab
[00:08:15] <takyon> well?
[00:09:06] <crutchy> hmm. i would need undo close browser now :p
[00:19:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Japanese Maglev Train Sets New Speed Records - http://sylnt.us - mach-0.49
[00:45:33] <chromas> close_buttons_on_tabs--
[00:45:33] <Bender> karma - close_buttons_on_tabs: -1
[01:04:23] <takyon> https://soylentnews.org!
[01:04:24] <LinkCollector> ^ 03SN Submission by ThinkGNU: Tesla Motors Site cracked!
[01:05:26] <chromas> tl;dr
[01:06:08] <chromas> lol it is funny thhough
[01:06:09] <ciri> :D
[01:06:35] <takyon> teslamotors.com isn't loading for me, did you get something?
[01:06:39] <chromas> yeah
[01:06:50] <chromas> redirects to www.isis.camp
[01:07:03] <chromas> "Hacked by Autismsquad!"
[01:07:13] <takyon> hah
[01:07:34] * chromas loads the javascript
[01:07:35] <chromas> geebus
[01:07:35] <takyon> .camp wtf
[01:07:58] <chromas> the javascript makes the embedded video and picture jiggle around while the background colorcycles
[01:08:29] <chromas> [this kills the browser]
[01:11:14] <crutchy> why can't they hack something like jp morgan?
[01:11:34] <crutchy> more people would sympathize with that at least
[01:13:18] <chromas> too smart for that
[01:13:21] <takyon> inb4 "tesla is sacred cow"
[01:13:34] <chromas> even script kiddies know you don't screw the jews
[01:13:43] <crutchy> tesla is pretty low on the 'globally-offensive-corporate-monsters' list
[01:15:07] <crutchy> if isis went after halliburton that might make a political statement at least
[01:16:08] <crutchy> they prolly captured some bureaucrat driving a tesla and thought they were the root of his evil :p
[01:16:42] <crutchy> hola snackbar!
[01:17:46] <Landon> s/quit
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[01:18:44] <takyon> i don't think that group is isis though
[01:18:59] <chromas> too many isis-es
[01:18:59] <takyon> although i don't keep track of the latest hacktivists/script kiddies
[01:41:56] <arti> [this kills the browser]
[01:42:07] <juggs> ?
[01:42:17] <arti> chromas, javascript thingy
[01:42:22] <arti> g'day juggs
[01:42:36] <juggs> g'day arti - how's things?
[01:42:37] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! juggs
[01:43:02] * chromas doesn't run javascript on his thingy
[01:45:13] <arti> http://imgur.com
[01:45:14] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost. - Imgur
[01:45:30] <arti> juggs, i'm trying to see if my editor can notify me of css classes which aren't defined
[01:46:40] <arti> exciting times, no doubt
[01:47:11] <juggs> So - parse the html for css tags then parse the css to see if it is defined there?
[01:47:36] <crutchy> arti, that would be a handy tool
[01:47:52] <arti> yeah
[01:48:05] <crutchy> nuthin worse than a massive css file full of shit that's not being used
[01:48:08] <arti> it does so for html
[01:48:48] <crutchy> well, maybe blowing into the arse of a cow that's just laid a fresh sloppy turd is worse
[01:49:00] <crutchy> yeah that's definitely worse
[01:49:12] <arti> :|
[01:49:19] <chromas> prove it
[01:49:45] <juggs> That would be good. Ohh - good point crutchy - but that would be an inverse function. A. Check all css tags in the html are in the css B. highlight css not used in the html. Gets tricky if the same css file is used over many pages each of which use a subset of the styles
[01:50:01] <crutchy> step 1: contemplate... contemplation of huge css file: acceptable. contemplation of blowing into cow's arse: unacceptable
[01:50:37] <crutchy> </proof>
[01:51:33] <chromas> need video proof
[01:51:37] <chromas> and infographics
[01:52:09] <crutchy> you should go make them then :D
[01:52:55] <crutchy> a SN investigative report
[01:53:49] <arti> animooted ones
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[02:09:29] <arti> it does
[02:09:33] <arti> huzzah!
[02:12:18] <juggs> what editor is that?
[02:13:49] <crutchy> sounds like a jetbrains thing
[02:17:17] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:17:18] <LinkCollector> ^ 03John Oliver - Radio Shack Bankruptcy - YouTube
[02:18:04] <arti> you guessed correctly
[02:20:03] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[02:20:04] <ciri> quick, everyone look busy crutchy
[02:20:20] <crutchy> lot of empire stuff.. ooh empire stuff
[02:21:06] <Subsentient> crutchy: Preparing to move. Making an arc of the info I'll need in between homes onto my netbook.
[02:21:21] <crutchy> saw yer push :P
[02:21:23] <Subsentient> I have a temp server at gieba.universe2.us that I'll be using to run aqu4bot
[02:21:39] <crutchy> ah
[02:21:47] <chromas> it was inevitable
[02:22:08] <chromas> everyone has to move once they become a soylent staff
[02:22:16] <crutchy> lol
[02:22:16] <ciri> hahaha
[02:22:23] <crutchy> that's an interesting observation
[02:22:38] <juggs> juggs@soylentnews.org received 199 new messages... always got to love Thunderbird pop-ups like that ~sigh~
[02:22:52] <chromas> NCommander did quite a few moves too. I guess he's the jesus of the team
[02:22:55] <crutchy> the 'delete all' button is your friend
[02:23:06] <chromas> "He moved so that we may stay"
[02:23:18] <juggs> Or he knew something we don't
[02:23:25] <crutchy> s/jesus/jebus/
[02:23:28] <juggs> Was he the B ark or us?
[02:23:40] <crutchy> he was the beta ark
[02:23:53] <chromas> rough
[02:26:07] <crutchy> wow. 175,000 comments
[02:26:21] <juggs> where?
[02:27:19] <chromas> that soylent site
[02:27:48] <crutchy> ~last channel=#
[02:27:53] <juggs> In total? I'm not seeing any particular story that is getting hit
[02:28:06] <exec> 03[2015-04-26 02:27:2] #comments <exec> 08└─Lost in translation?
[02:28:15] <crutchy> derp?
[02:28:23] <crutchy> ~last channel=\#
[02:28:31] <chromas> #$
[02:28:38] <crutchy> ah
[02:28:42] <exec> 03[2015-04-26 02:28:1] #Soylent <crutchy> derp?
[02:28:48] <crutchy> ~last channel=#$
[02:28:49] <Subsentient> $quit
[02:28:49] <aqu4> See you around.
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[02:28:55] <exec> 03[2015-04-26 01:39:4] # <tama> tama is panties
[02:28:55] <chromas> maybe that's why it shouldn't be a regex
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[02:29:10] <chromas> ~last channel=#comments message=sid
[02:29:13] <Subsentient> $help
[02:29:17] <crutchy> prolly ok
[02:29:18] <aqu4> I'm a temporary aqu4bot until Subsentient's moving is complete and he can run servers again.
[02:29:19] <exec> 03[2015-04-26 02:29:0] #comments <exec> *** new comment: 03Anonymous Coward (Score:0) 02Re:Now put the shoe on the other foot. - 06Bypassing OS X Security Tools is Trivial - 500 chars -04 http://soylentnews.org (parent: http://soylentnews.org)
[02:29:32] <Subsentient> $wz
[02:29:33] <aqu4> No games available.
[02:29:44] <chromas> ~last channel=#comments message=last sid=
[02:29:46] <exec> 03[2015-04-26 02:25:4] #comments <exec> last cid = 175211
[02:30:00] <crutchy> ~cid
[02:30:01] <exec> max SN cid from articles in xml feed: 175211
[02:30:05] <crutchy> :p
[02:30:14] <juggs> You guys speak in tongues - I thought you meant SN had been hit with a 175K comments all of a sudden :)
[02:30:32] * chromas tongues the channel
[02:30:37] <crutchy> lol
[02:30:53] * crutchy drops his pants for chromas
[02:30:56] <juggs> Would tally with my email being bombed.... goes to look wtf nonsense that was
[02:31:08] * crutchy blames Bytram
[02:31:21] <chromas> maybe the spammers moved from wiki to email
[02:32:14] <juggs> Something odd - the pop-up said 199 new messages... Inbox shows... 9 New
[02:32:30] <chromas> what about Trash?
[02:35:17] * chromas checks…nope; still no SN mail account
[02:35:21] <juggs> Oddly SN mail via IMAP has no Trash / Junk location. Delete means delete I guess. Shouldn't hit my client though if SpamAssassin or w/e is culling stuff.
[02:35:52] <chromas> imap++
[02:35:53] <Bender> karma - imap: 1
[02:36:50] <chromas> Maybe if you make it, they will come
[02:41:14] <juggs> Well if you make it - will they?
[02:44:09] <chromas> I don't have an account to make the folder on
[02:48:39] <juggs> You volunteering for staff chromas? :P
[02:49:22] <chromas> I dunno; if I joined up then I'd have to move and/or have health issues
[02:49:57] * chromas doesn't want burnout
[02:51:13] <chromas> then again, I wouldn't mind moving
[02:53:13] <juggs> why would you have to move?
[02:53:37] <arti> juggs: editor is webstorm by jetbrains
[02:54:24] <arti> chromas, you can move really fast. especially after bad sushi
[02:57:01] <juggs> artificial sweeteners get me moving fast - from chair to porcelain throne. TMI...
[02:58:14] <chromas> ♪from chair to flushing chair!♫
[02:58:51] <arti> you've used my full name :3
[03:05:58] <chromas> juggs: I'd have to move 'cause most staff members do :D
[03:10:01] <juggs> chromas, was that an attempt at a heckle?
[03:12:06] <chromas> or a hackle
[03:12:25] <arti> woosh.ogg
[03:12:35] <juggs> fucking werewolves, they're everywhere!
[03:12:44] <chromas> no sir! You take that sound effect back!
[03:15:25] * juggs detects shouty man - engage, full force.... we no likey shouty
[03:16:13] <juggs> I've actually become a parody of the topic I set on this channel. I may need to suicide now.....
[03:21:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Windows 10 Device Guard: Microsoft's Effort to Keep Malware off PCs - http://sylnt.us - hurdles-all-the-way-down
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[04:04:28] <arti> greetings james
[04:05:27] <JamesNZ> Heyo arti \o
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[04:20:26] <SirFinkus> NOTE: HAROTC does not place stallions for adoption. Stallions will be gelded before placement.
[04:20:30] <SirFinkus> damn
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[05:41:26] <arti> :D
[05:41:39] <arti> gelding huh
[05:41:51] <arti> there's a simulation experience
[05:42:36] <arti> "The developer, who is also a member of the bdsm and masochist alliance..."
[05:53:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lego Flip Dot Display - http://sylnt.us - legos-for-everything
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[06:08:15] <crutchy_> coffee++
[06:08:15] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1316
[06:08:28] <crutchy_> weddings--
[06:08:28] <Bender> karma - weddings: -1
[06:10:51] <crutchy_> ~queue
[06:10:54] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 4 - http://sylnt.us
[06:15:32] * SirFinkus is listening to Clutch — 50,000 Unstoppable Watts, from the album Strange Cousins From The West
[06:15:37] <SirFinkus> trying to work this song out
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[06:53:13] <chromas> crutchy_: you're just annoyed you don't get to bang the bridesmaids this time around
[06:55:33] * chromas probably made his phone ding during a special moment
[06:55:56] <SirFinkus> my uncle just scheduled his wedding
[06:56:01] <SirFinkus> labor day weekend
[06:56:07] <SirFinkus> kind of a dick move imo
[06:56:17] <chromas> also appropriate
[06:56:22] <chromas> ties == nooses
[07:46:10] <crutchy_> chromas definitely
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[08:56:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Ball Will Help Explorer Survive a Year on an Iceberg - http://sylnt.us
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[10:13:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:26] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1317
[10:21:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[10:21:10] <exec> 03Jackson, TN, USA - currently 58°F, clear, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 97% - Sunday cloudy (46°F-63°F), Monday partly cloudy (46°F-69°F), Tuesday rain (48°F-64°F), Wednesday cloudy (49°F-67°F)
[10:21:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather
[10:21:24] <MrPlow> Today: Cloudy skies. High 64F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 69F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
[11:28:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Microsoft's PlayReady will Play for Sure - http://sylnt.us - please-control-our-media-more
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[13:46:11] <crutchy> ++coffee
[13:46:11] <crutchy> coffee++
[13:46:11] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1318
[13:46:11] <LinkCollector> Karma - coffee: 248
[13:46:22] <crutchy> ~queue
[13:46:25] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 4 - http://sylnt.us
[14:00:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University Offering Free Online Course to Demolish Climate Denial - http://sylnt.us - denial-is-a-river-in-egypt
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[15:31:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Magnitude 7.8 Quake in Nepal Kills At Least 1800, Aftershocks Continue - http://sylnt.us - major-seismic-event
[17:02:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Embryologic Twin" Removed from Woman's Brain - http://sylnt.us - role-reversal:-brain-eats-zombie
[19:03:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Follow the Debian 8 "Jessie" Release Activity in Realtime - http://sylnt.us - unbridled-enthusiasm
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[21:29:42] <takyon> http://soylentnews.org
[21:29:42] <LinkCollector> ^* 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[21:31:35] <chromas> Definitely different summary
[21:32:31] <chromas> But then it's submitted by an AC so the editor can attribute it to whoever they feel like :)
[21:33:15] <takyon> i think he got btfo a little too much
[21:33:26] <takyon> even as an anon troll he at least had a pretty well written summary
[21:33:51] <chromas> Yeah, he didn't even mention systemd
[21:33:53] <takyon> *xhe
[21:34:08] <chromas> hah
[21:41:22] <takyon> well i posted my 2c
[21:41:52] <takyon> if the anon is pissed from posting subs forever, I doubt we will miss out. But it's not something we want to encourage
[21:58:54] <arti> syndromed
[22:06:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Computer Takes on Four Top Professional Poker Players - http://sylnt.us - great-ai-bluff
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[22:26:33] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[22:27:28] * Ethanol-fueled looks for footage of race riots.
[22:27:37] <JamesNZ> \o Ethanol-fueled
[22:28:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, cop cars beign smashed!
[22:28:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, this is awesome.
[22:28:31] * Ethanol-fueled buys a plane ticket to Baltimore
[22:28:51] <chromas> is it summer already?
[22:29:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Almost, Chromas...almost.
[22:29:46] <Ethanol-fueled> They feelin' that heat on the jungle street...thela hun ginjeet. Bahahah
[22:30:09] <Ethanol-fueled> riots never get old.
[22:31:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Aw, weak. those rioters fled when they got charged by the cops.
[22:32:36] <chromas> charged for failure to riot?
[22:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> This is great. People just breakin' shit, throwing flaming trash cans, random beatings.
[22:33:19] <Ethanol-fueled> It's a savagery that only America could cultivate.
[22:34:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Not meaning racially, but in the state's utter contempt for its citizens.
[22:34:33] <chromas> Especially when it's the cops starting the fires
[22:34:34] <takyon> ameriburger no. 1
[22:34:47] <Ethanol-fueled> summary executions, chromas.
[22:34:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Judge Dredds.
[22:35:21] <takyon> http://photographyisnotacrime.com
[22:35:22] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Baltimore Cop Claimed on Facebook Freddie Gray Broke His Own Neck in Police Van Before Deleting FB Page After Backlash (Updated) - PINAC
[22:35:23] * chromas awaits the days of summarily executing the cops
[22:37:01] <Ethanol-fueled> speak for yourself, chromas...your cops aren't armed with gatling guns and armored personnel carriers.
[22:37:45] <Ethanol-fueled> I even saw a police vehicle with missiles on it. Lots of 'em. And they weren't rubber dum-dum missiles, either.
[22:37:53] * takyon can't wait for the first PD to use an Active Denial System
[22:38:17] <takyon> you may have seen "ADS" on 60 Minutes
[22:38:43] <chromas> yeah, ours just do cp raids on whistle blowers
[22:39:29] <takyon> where are the infrared marijuana growth seeking drones
[22:39:49] <takyon> *oops, meant to say cannabis
[22:39:57] <chromas> they're totally bonerstruck with their one short van marked "Tactical Response"
[22:40:58] <chromas> takyon: are you a druggo? what do you have to hide?
[22:41:42] <chromas> Now, I'm not saying you're pushing illicit drugs on children, but why won't you tell us you're not pushing illicit drugs on children?
[22:41:44] <takyon> yeah I'm deep undercover alright: http://soylentnews.org
[22:41:45] <LinkCollector> ^ 03SN article:  4/20: StonerNews is People 04(64 comments)
[22:42:07] <Ethanol-fueled> That was a really good article.
[22:42:28] <chromas> takyon++ #pulse
[22:42:28] <Bender> karma - takyon: 4
[22:42:35] <takyon> thanks, poured heart and soul into it
[22:42:52] <Ethanol-fueled> reminded me of that old TV show dragnet. With the blueboy and the one where the baby drowns in the bathtub because the parents get high and forget about it.
[22:42:55] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: s/\./ bud./
[22:42:55] <sedctl> <chromas> <Ethanol-fueled> reminded me of that old TV show dragnet bud. With the blueboy and the one where the baby drowns in the bathtub because the parents get high and forget about it.
[22:42:59] <chromas> derp
[22:43:22] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, by far one of the best original submissions...if not THE best (not counting staff meta stuff like Ncommander's stuff)
[22:43:43] <takyon> friend me on SoyBook
[22:44:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Just did. Sorry about that, I forgot to friend you. I usually friend people who friend me but sometimes I get wasted ang forget.
[22:45:16] <takyon> to write that, I collected a bunch of links from google news days before starting, and then combined with more bits that I collect normally. then sorted all the links by topic and made about 1 paragraph per topic
[22:45:33] * takyon collects fine news articles
[22:46:06] <Ethanol-fueled> We need to see more of that. I was going to do something similar called "What If -- A Post-Windows Microsoft" but am a lazy sack of shit so didn't.
[22:46:38] <chromas> Do it while drunk
[22:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> There was an abundance of fresh material about Microsoft's new direction after Satya took over.
[22:47:08] <takyon> It's hard to find a good time to belt one of those out, so the predictable 4/20 holiday was a good motivator
[22:47:23] <Ethanol-fueled> Sure, chromas. "Indian dothead scum fifth-columnist outsourcer bleeds America's proud tech industry dry" is probably what it would look like drunk.
[22:47:44] <Ethanol-fueled> takyon, it's hard to disagree with that lovable marijuana.
[22:48:41] <takyon> marijuana haters should just consume it on sight in order to destroy it
[22:50:57] <Ethanol-fueled> http://media.tumblr.com
[22:51:52] <Ethanol-fueled> It's about time for grass-smokin'.
[22:51:58] <takyon> fritz plz
[22:54:15] <Ethanol-fueled> The best I can offer soon will probably be a write-up of me getting laid off.
[22:54:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Which is still a pretty interesting (and horrifying) story about corporate whoredom.
[22:54:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I straight-up sent an e-mail to the head of HR saying I wanted to get laid off, and copied both my bosses.
[22:55:03] <Ethanol-fueled> Then called out Friday.
[22:55:09] <Ethanol-fueled> Tomorrow should be interesting, haha.
[22:55:34] <takyon> yeah I read a bit of that
[22:58:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck 'em. It might get too messy to go down with the sinking ship. Best carve out a little vacation so I can relax.
[22:58:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Motherfuckers eating each other alive.
[23:00:29] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Getting_beer
[23:04:31] <takyon> http://wwno.org
[23:04:32] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Le Show For The Week Of April 26, 2015 | WWNO
[23:22:48] Getting_beer is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[23:22:58] <Ethanol-fueled> I dunno takyon...looks a little Lib in there.
[23:25:29] <takyon> could be
[23:26:14] <Ethanol-fueled> We have NPR/KPBS here and they're all for those things I'm not...unfettered immigration and multiculturalism.
[23:27:18] <arti> neat: http://star-made.org
[23:27:19] <LinkCollector> ^ 03StarMade
[23:28:09] <Ethanol-fueled> so it's like a space minecraft?
[23:28:20] <arti> yeah
[23:28:38] <arti> physics and stuff
[23:30:27] * Ethanol-fueled makes the dickship from aqua teen hunger force
[23:37:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Report: Unclassified Emails from Obama to Staff Read by Russian Hackers - http://sylnt.us - cold-cyberwar
[23:37:36] <arti> let the creativity flow
[23:39:07] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm typing a pretty typical response. Maybe 'll get the conversation going.
[23:41:10] <arti> http://www.bbc.com
[23:41:13] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Russia jails three women over twerking video at WW2 memorial - BBC News
[23:41:35] <Ethanol-fueled> lots of crackdowns lately on the twerkings of young Russian women, Arti, but at least RT admits it.
[23:42:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Twerking is a cancer -- a joke of an erotic dance.
[23:42:27] <arti> daggering++
[23:42:27] <Bender> karma - daggering: 1
[23:42:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, at least daggering gets shit done.
[23:42:56] <arti> http://www.myfoxtwincities.com
[23:42:57] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Pregnancy faker back in jail after conning her renter - KMSP-TV
[23:45:02] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH
[23:45:16] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, that only works if you have a moment of weakness and sleep with them.
[23:45:32] <Ethanol-fueled> which that poor bastard probably did.
[23:45:36] <arti> :|
[23:45:45] <arti> don't shit where you sleep
[23:49:23] * Ethanol-fueled wonders who "Aroused for Debian 8 "Jessie" is...
[23:50:02] * Ethanol-fueled looks up "toy story jessie"
[23:50:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh jesus, that's mildly disturbing.
[23:50:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless you're a Yemeni. Then it's a good 15 years too old for marriage.
[23:51:14] <takyon> r34.google.com
[23:51:22] <Ethanol-fueled> hahaha
[23:52:07] <takyon> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[23:52:08] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Grooveshark faces $750 MEELLION piracy payout • The Register
[23:53:23] <Ethanol-fueled> "That defence, however, was undermined in 2014 when it emerged that executives had boosted its catalogue as a start-up, by uploading content themselves and encouraging staff to do so."
[23:53:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Uh-oh, soylent news, YOU'RE NEXT.
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[23:55:09] <takyon> speak of the devil
[23:57:45] <Ethanol-fueled> The editors are really professional here.
[23:58:06] <Ethanol-fueled> If I were an editor responding in a discussion to a complaint, I'd reply something like , "Fuck you, illiterate motherfucker."
[23:58:33] <chromas> You're not an editor, but you can still make that reply :D
[23:59:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah but don't want to do it too much or else people will think the editors are in on it.
[23:59:49] <Ethanol-fueled> I have to keep some kind of distance, otherwise, I end up looking like an attack-dog and the staff complicit.
[23:59:52] <cmn32480> what'd I miss?