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[00:00:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Statistician Sues Election Official over Voting Machine Anomalies - http://sylnt.us - never-trusted-those-things-anyways
[00:06:09] <juggs> Odd post... https://soylentnews.org I am so not going to click on the link posted there!
[00:06:10] <MrJefferson> ^ 03SN comment by [02Anonymous Coward] (02Score:0)
[00:06:34] <chromas> make the bot do it
[00:06:45] <juggs> http://www.FyLitCl7Pf7kjQdDUOLQOuaxTXbj5iNG.com
[00:06:45] <MrJefferson> ^✓ 03fylitcl7pf7kjqdduolqouaxtxbj5ing.com
[00:06:51] <juggs> ^^ DO NOT CLICK
[00:07:08] * chromas clicks
[00:07:10] <chromas> parked comain
[00:07:28] <chromas> at least, that's what it looks like; could have malicious scripts
[00:07:32] <juggs> indeed
[00:07:49] <chromas> I'm glad the web made it okay to load random executable code off the net
[00:07:50] <juggs> you are braver than I :D
[00:08:24] <takyon> what ever happened to the spam mod
[00:08:32] <takyon> I thought we could use it without using mod points
[00:08:49] <chromas> still there; I just used it
[00:08:56] <takyon> good
[00:09:07] <takyon> can't use it at 0 mod points though
[00:09:10] <chromas> dunno but I rarely mod so my points are effectively infinite
[00:09:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> takyon, freeness got killed
[00:09:53] <chromas> [the cry of a thousand jewish moderators could be heard for miles]
[00:10:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of a free spam mod would make it possible to mod EVERYTHING spam at once and make our jobs suuuuuck for a couple weeks.
[00:11:21] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:11:29] <takyon> you could give the elites the ability to do it
[00:11:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> two hours till bedtime and i'm wore the hell out
[00:11:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> we don't have any elites. specifically avoiding creating any.
[00:13:15] <crutchy> staff are sorta elites by default
[00:13:18] <crutchy> just sayin :p
[00:13:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i got uber sysadmin powahs but short of cheaing and with sysadmin powers, i can only mod five times a day same as everyone.
[00:13:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheating = update users_info set points = 5000 where uid = 18;
[00:14:34] <takyon> yeah editors have some 3l33t powers, and a spam mod is different than the normal mods
[00:15:14] <crutchy> whas it called in slashcode? seclevel or summin?
[00:15:45] <crutchy> just give anyone with seclevel over certain value the ability to mod spam any time maybe?
[00:16:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[00:16:28] <takyon> time for maglev
[00:16:44] <juggs> spam seems to get effectively modded quickly enough as is
[00:18:10] <takyon> sneak preview: http://www.theregister.co.uk
[00:18:11] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Japan showcases really, really fast … whoa, WTF was that?! • The Register
[00:18:24] <takyon> "Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe is due to push the train technology in Washington DC later this month, proposing a high-speed link between America's capital and New York City."
[00:22:36] <crutchy> wow. if something goes wrong on that train... sayonara fuckers!
[00:23:02] <chromas> that's why we have many crutchys to design it right
[00:23:42] <crutchy> most engineers design with expectation that things will fuck up. obviously not these guys
[00:23:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, who wants to see a gun that can fire 180 rounds at a rate of one million rounds per minute?
[00:23:55] <crutchy> already seen it
[00:24:00] <crutchy> metal storm
[00:25:03] <chromas> the bot hasn't seen it
[00:25:13] MrJefferson is now known as LinkCollector
[00:25:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> here ya go, bot: https://www.youtube.com
[00:25:33] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Metal Storm - YouTube
[00:26:46] <chromas> heh, looks like a 7-segment L[C,E]D digit
[00:26:53] <crutchy> this is scary: https://www.youtube.com
[00:26:54] <LinkCollector> ^ 03FUTURE WEAPONS - METALSTORM Autocannon - Area Denial Weapon System - ADWS - YouTube
[00:26:59] <chromas> they had something like that in an episode of csi or something
[00:41:41] <SirFinkus> don't bother with zoo, it's further up it's own ass than that horse ever got
[01:03:45] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[01:04:51] <SpallsHurgenson> whats new pussycat, whoa-ooo-ooo-ooo!
[01:08:43] <juggs> in fine fettle SpallsHurgenson ?
[01:09:18] <SpallsHurgenson> nobody who sings Tom Jones song is "fine" :)
[01:14:10] * SpallsHurgenson uploads some new information to the Internet, adding some signal rather than his usual noise :)
[01:16:48] <SpallsHurgenson> I was told I have to do that every now and again or I may risk losing my Internet license ;-/
[01:20:52] <juggs> Don't you have your own internet yet?
[01:21:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I broke all the ones I had so now I have to use the pubic internet
[01:21:43] <SpallsHurgenson> oops, nograb
[01:21:59] <juggs> Not good. But then I guess you cannot be trusted to look after your own.
[01:22:07] <SpallsHurgenson> my typos - no matter how funny they may be - are not worth immortalizing :)
[01:22:08] <juggs> damn... missed the typo
[01:23:32] <SpallsHurgenson> freudian typos :)
[01:37:29] -!- ethanol-fueled [ethanol-fueled!~Ethanol-f@ib33-266-285-766.sd.sd.cox.net] has joined #Soylent
[01:37:36] <juggs> are they worse than friesian typos?
[01:38:03] ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[01:38:22] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup jeggs.
[01:38:27] <Ethanol-fueled> s/jeggs/juggs/g
[01:38:27] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup juggs.
[01:38:43] <juggs> not much Methanol-filled
[01:38:51] <juggs> how are you?
[01:39:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Told HR I wanted to be laid off yesterday, copied both my bosses, then called in sick yesterday.
[01:39:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I mean called in sick today.
[01:39:48] <juggs> sounds dramatic. - what caused you to do that? I thought you were waiting it for them to go POP
[01:40:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Juggs, I want to offer them the option of laying me off early and without a fight, because I need a break. I've hurt myself 3 times, won 2 of the best awards, and once shipped 100K worth of shit after giving a live demonstration for 3 angry japanese customers.
[01:40:51] <Ethanol-fueled> It's been a good fight. But I need a rest.
[01:41:28] <Ethanol-fueled> I will miss it. It's the only place I work where I could do this: https://drive.google.com
[01:41:28] <LinkCollector> ^ 031.jpg - Google Drive
[01:41:53] <Ethanol-fueled> And this: https://drive.google.com
[01:41:54] <LinkCollector> ^ 032.jpg - Google Drive
[01:42:39] <Ethanol-fueled> In this place: https://drive.google.com
[01:42:40] <LinkCollector> ^ 033.jpg - Google Drive
[01:43:08] <chromas> 404 Dong Not Found :(
[01:43:24] <Ethanol-fueled> those are all suitable for work, because I was at work doing them.
[01:43:48] <chromas> that's pretty nifty
[01:45:04] * crutchy is celebrating 100 years of ANZAC by watching a depressing doco about IED's in Afghanistan :/
[01:46:10] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you must be one cynical sonofabitch.
[01:46:25] <crutchy> ~define cynical
[01:46:29] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03cynical: Not having any illusions about human nature.
[01:46:39] <crutchy> pretty much
[01:46:49] <juggs> You going to look for something else straight away EF, or taking a respite for a time?
[01:47:13] <chromas> He wants to come to Soylent, where all the big money's at
[01:47:34] <Ethanol-fueled> take a month off, juggs. The competition is hiring and I still get calls for offers so I'm not afraid. Plus, my lifestyle is so meager that the dole can support it as-is.
[01:47:55] <chromas> mmm, pineapple
[01:48:03] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, I still have my service learning class coming up later this summer...but the nonprofit has to be on a list of approved nonprofits.
[01:48:19] <crutchy> we've come so far since the lessons of the Great War... nuclear weapons, plastic explosives, UCAVs...
[01:48:25] <juggs> SN is not a NFP at this point
[01:48:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh, well, there you go.
[01:49:04] <juggs> Nor do we have the funds to pay anyone :D
[01:49:34] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, it's indendured servitude. I do the work for free, and you sign off on a paper that says I should get an A.
[01:49:39] <JamesNZ> Pay in mewb pics from SirFinkus? :P
[01:49:49] <SirFinkus> you rang?
[01:50:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Obviously since you're non nonprofit I can't do that, and that would also open up the problem of HAVING TO REVEAL MY IDENTITY.
[01:50:23] <juggs> You get an A+ in trolling :D
[01:50:35] <SirFinkus> shut up Ethanol-fueled I've seen your ass
[01:50:37] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks bro.
[01:50:57] <chromas> Just check the dong database
[01:51:02] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you should fight for ISIS.
[01:51:30] <crutchy> they're just as bad
[01:52:00] * Ethanol-fueled is trying to convince his meth-addict friend to post a video to youtube professing his loyalty to ISIS.
[01:52:36] <JamesNZ> NSA probably just upped all of our surveillance levels.
[01:52:47] <crutchy> though at least they could argue they're actually fighting off an invasion
[01:53:08] <chromas> JamesNZ: it's okay; they're supposed to be watching you guys
[01:53:40] <JamesNZ> chromas: No no no, that's the GCSB's job!
[01:54:23] <chromas> their job is spy on us
[01:55:37] <juggs> must be the weekend - only 3 subs in the Q :(
[01:55:38] <Ethanol-fueled> They spied on the pentagon and found that many there, with TS/SCI clearances, were looking at CP and in some cases purchasing it with government credit cards.
[01:55:56] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, maybe I can toss a couple in tomorrow when I'm sober.
[01:56:07] <crutchy> ~queue
[01:56:09] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 3 - http://sylnt.us
[01:56:30] <juggs> I've not seen much remotely interesting on the sites I frequent the last day or so
[01:56:43] * Ethanol-fueled was seriously going to submit the story about Denmark illigalizing bestiality, under the name "The Great Dane"
[01:56:45] <chromas> that sounds like news
[01:56:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahahahaha
[01:56:45] <crutchy> is there an anzac story
[01:56:53] <chromas> BREAKING: No News Today
[01:56:54] <crutchy> bit of international history
[01:56:59] <juggs> OS has a bug, spies spy, blah
[01:57:20] <SirFinkus> I could post the follow up story
[01:57:32] <SirFinkus> Oven Mitt sales down across Denmark
[01:57:50] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't get it, finkus...is that what they use to fist the horses?
[01:58:02] <SirFinkus> Jif reports record low profits
[01:58:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahahah
[01:58:18] <SirFinkus> you put the oven mitts on the dogs paws so they don't scratch you
[01:58:24] <chromas> Ethanol-fueled: abortions. that's how they take the buns out of the ovens
[01:58:26] <crutchy> its GIF you insensitive clod!
[01:58:26] <juggs> crutchy, noting ANZAC related in the stories queued to go out
[01:58:36] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas++ for razor wit
[01:58:36] <Bender> karma - chromas: 105
[01:59:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Jif: it's not cheating on your wife if its your own dog!
[02:00:03] <crutchy> juggs, apparently a bunch of aussies and sheep fuckers from the other side of the tasman sea went to fight for king and country... and got mowed down by military incompetence
[02:00:11] <crutchy> a century ago
[02:00:29] <juggs> It's Cif here these days - some Euro thing about pronunciation of Jif - probably Spain I would guess
[02:00:38] <chromas> Bender: grab Ethanol-fueled
[02:00:38] <Bender> Added quote 505
[02:00:43] <crutchy> we have a public holiday here every april 25th to "celebrate" that
[02:00:59] <juggs> "remember" it perhaps
[02:01:12] <crutchy> nah that's november 11th
[02:01:18] <crutchy> rememberance day
[02:01:41] <SirFinkus> I just watched Zoo, that documentary was further up it's own ass than the horse ever got
[02:01:43] <JamesNZ> We have rugby matches to "remember" ANZAC day.
[02:02:20] <Ethanol-fueled> so that is like America's veteran's day?
[02:02:52] <crutchy> is that where vetrans get half price coffee at starbucks?
[02:02:54] <Ethanol-fueled> whoa, boy, are those ever awful. Calling a bunch of welfare queens with War paying their bills "heroes."
[02:03:08] <juggs> There was a lot of throwing live bodies at machine guns in WWI - not sure how anyone thought that would end well. "Bally-ho - send another wave of grunts, they're bound to run out of ammunition sooner or later.... Pimms anyone?"
[02:03:09] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, they get free meals at chilis, with proof.
[02:03:48] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, do you think it's better that more, or fewer, people die in wars looking at it from a poulation control perspective?
[02:03:56] * Ethanol-fueled smokes some weed
[02:04:03] <JamesNZ> juggs: I think the idea was to take over the other trenches :P
[02:04:08] <SirFinkus> it'S better than not fucking
[02:04:12] <crutchy> juggs, i think thats why they invented drones... safer to kill civilians than risk the lives of soldiers
[02:04:32] <JamesNZ> Soldiers kill plenty of civilians.
[02:04:37] <Ethanol-fueled> haha finkus, good point
[02:05:36] <juggs> Ethanol-fueled, Population control perspective? Why would we need to do that? We have a food distribution problem worldwide right now not a food production problem that was anticipated 20 years ago.
[02:06:32] <SirFinkus> we may technically be able to feed everybody, but would we be able to maintain everyone at western levels of development?
[02:06:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I think that if a society can't handle their food situation locally then maybe some should starve.
[02:07:12] <Ethanol-fueled> And all of this talk about unnaturally extending the age of death...old fools' vanity.
[02:07:25] <juggs> Yeah - then you just get mass migration - which makes "their problem" "your problem".
[02:07:51] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, right?
[02:08:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I heard that the EU is about to admit that mass immigration is a problem.
[02:08:22] <SirFinkus> curious how they'll spin that one
[02:08:31] <crutchy> juggs, we call them 'boat people' here :p
[02:08:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, are you as a population more in favor or against the arrival of boat people?
[02:09:01] <juggs> No doubt. Southern Europe is getting flooded with boat migrants. Sadly many of them sink and drown.
[02:09:18] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs: it's because B***** can't s***.
[02:09:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[02:09:28] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Spanish border fence stormed by African immigrants - YouTube
[02:09:28] <Ethanol-fueled> In fact, they're afraid of water. And s*****.
[02:09:30] <SirFinkus> it's like that movie
[02:09:39] <SirFinkus> the war z?
[02:09:57] <crutchy> i don't give a shit about boat people coming. they're probably decent mostly. what i have a problem with is the government splashing out my taxes on welfare bums, regardless of where they're born
[02:10:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I agree, crutchy.
[02:10:13] <crutchy> i think most (working) people would prolly feel the same
[02:10:37] <Ethanol-fueled> I agree, crutchy. But the most important condition of that is being able to find gainful employment.
[02:11:21] <SirFinkus> I don't really care about immigrants, as long as they're documented
[02:11:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm not engineer-tier but I have useful technology skills. If I cannot find technology work I'm not going to take a shit job flipping burgers when being on the dole pays more and of course the hassle of not working.
[02:11:32] <SirFinkus> the problem is it's such a pita to become a US citizen
[02:11:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus - not for the B**** M***** it isn't.
[02:11:57] <crutchy> true. would be nice if governments would quit fucking up free markets that are trying to create gainful employment
[02:12:32] <Ethanol-fueled> did you know that American immigration has quotas based on origin? For example it's much easier for African, rather than Asian, immigrants to get in.
[02:12:48] <SirFinkus> yup
[02:12:50] <crutchy> that's prolly common everywhere
[02:13:27] <Ethanol-fueled> "Asian" meaning ching-chong, not what Americans call "middle-eastern" like pakis.
[02:13:58] <crutchy> they'll soon be the master race
[02:14:06] <crutchy> (ching-chong)
[02:14:21] <crutchy> if they aren;t already
[02:14:48] <SirFinkus> I thought race was just a social construct, like gender
[02:14:52] * SirFinkus dashes away
[02:15:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Bahaha. The Asians won't become any smarter, the US will just become dumber.
[02:15:19] <crutchy> well yeah that too :p
[02:15:25] * chromas is race-confused; wants a race-change operation
[02:15:46] <Ethanol-fueled> it will be sucked dry and left to the wind. Britain can at least fall back on the EU. Aussies can handle their own through their close proximity to Asia.
[02:15:54] <crutchy> you guys seem to be hellbent on killing yourselves lately
[02:16:08] <crutchy> economically and militarily
[02:16:18] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah, crutchy, it's true.
[02:16:48] <crutchy> still sad though :/
[02:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm hoping that we return to isolationism before we crumble.
[02:17:11] <crutchy> america was founded on awesomeness that the rest of the world was inspired by
[02:17:36] <SirFinkus> not my fault, I've tried
[02:17:56] <crutchy> i think its just the nature of the beast
[02:18:09] <crutchy> everything that rises must fall
[02:18:24] <crutchy> every empire has found out the hard way
[02:18:44] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, in spite of all that awesome idealism, there were some poisonous ideas in early America.
[02:18:49] <Ethanol-fueled> Manifest Destiny, for example.
[02:19:06] <juggs> It strikes me that you don't encourage people to stay put and nation build and find some shared ground between factions by bombing the shit out of some of them whilst funding others (Yemen, Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan) or pumping money in to rebel forces in nations that have a political make-up you find distasteful (pretty much all of South America at one point or another). That just sets a pendulum of power swinging - the more force you app
[02:19:06] <juggs> ly to the pendulum with either arms or money just makes the pendulum swing further in its arc.
[02:19:13] <crutchy> except maybe the chinese. i have nfi how the fuck they fuck so much
[02:19:39] <SpallsHurgenson> <sigh> my plane 'plode again :(
[02:19:51] <SirFinkus> they eat all the dogs, so you have to find a human
[02:19:59] <crutchy> lol
[02:20:05] <SirFinkus> like that callback?
[02:20:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, Juggs. Very counterproductive. But you need to look no further than our squabbling impotent congress to see how much of a mess America is.
[02:21:15] <Ethanol-fueled> A dangerous mess, with insane folks who have deadly weaponry at their fingertips.
[02:21:33] <crutchy> http://www.smh.com.au
[02:21:34] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Anzac Day centenary: thousands march through Sydney
[02:21:54] <Ethanol-fueled> America is the bully you want to keep away from the booze, because if you're at a bar with him he's going to sock people and you're going to get dragged down with him in the brawl.
[02:21:57] <SirFinkus> at least we still have Torpedo
[02:21:59] <chromas> is that shakingmyhead.com.au?
[02:22:05] <Ethanol-fueled> It's happening in slow motion, but it's happening.
[02:22:26] <crutchy> http://www.abc.net.au
[02:22:28] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Anzac Day 2015: Gallipoli campaign left Turkish children illiterate, exposed to trauma, study reveals - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[02:22:29] <crutchy> lol
[02:22:30] <ciri> lol damn!
[02:22:34] <crutchy> chromas, yes :)
[02:23:06] <crutchy> always good to present both sides
[02:23:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Turks are assholes anyway.
[02:23:29] <juggs> EF - It's not just USA, UK is still complicit as are Germany by proxy - (although they hate to admit it). It's almost as though the aim is to keep the middle east destabilised. Bring peace, stability and prosperity my ass.
[02:24:08] <crutchy> juggs, the money will run out eventually
[02:24:11] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, did you read about the recent involvement of Germany as an electronic relay for drone strikes?
[02:24:24] <Ethanol-fueled> America is planning to set up another facility in Italy for "redundancy"
[02:24:41] <juggs> EF - yah, Ramstein - picked that up on firstlook
[02:25:02] <crutchy> that's cos NATO is scared shitless of russia
[02:25:08] <Ethanol-fueled> that would have been a good submission. Maybe I'll put it in tomorrow. I just don't like writing official things while drunk...
[02:25:32] <Ethanol-fueled> "Grand kind baraq sotero forced germany at gunpoint to kill for them...all hail AMERIKA!"
[02:26:17] <SirFinkus> Rammstein?
[02:26:18] <Ethanol-fueled> s/kind/king/g
[02:26:18] <sedctl> <Ethanol-fueled> "Grand king baraq sotero forced germany at gunpoint to kill for them...all hail AMERIKA!"
[02:26:19] * SirFinkus is listening to Rammstein — Rosenrot, from the album Rosenrot
[02:26:20] <crutchy> obama is prolly banging merkel
[02:26:42] <crutchy> ooh there's an image :/
[02:26:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Has fapped to this once: http://businesschic.com.au
[02:27:11] <SirFinkus> there are nudes of her too
[02:27:30] <crutchy> damn. at least she's well endowed
[02:27:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus...do they show her with s****** in her mouth?
[02:27:49] <crutchy> that's cartman's mom
[02:28:04] <SirFinkus> https://claremont28610.files.wordpress.com nsfw
[02:28:09] <SirFinkus> but pretty tame
[02:28:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Not bad.
[02:28:39] * Ethanol-fueled would hit it.
[02:29:09] <juggs> my eyes!!! That put me in mind of Theresa May in revealing clothing.
[02:29:10] <SirFinkus> idk if it's real or not
[02:31:34] <juggs> Mainland Euros aren't so uptight about nudity as USA folk. They kinda got past the "everyone has a slot or a tab, and those with slots have chest lumps" thing.
[02:32:09] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, have the females at least adopted shaving their armpits?
[02:32:22] <juggs> EF - depends where you go
[02:32:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I still see some German tourists at Disneyland with hair there.
[02:32:47] <juggs> more to the point - why should they?
[02:32:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Apple Watch has Landed - http://sylnt.us - apple-on-a-wrist-is-weird
[02:33:11] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, society has conditioned me to think that it's nasty for them.
[02:33:37] <SirFinkus> German chicks are cute, I like them
[02:33:59] <juggs> Then perhaps you need de-conditioning, rather than expecting reality to fit to your conditioned sense of what is right?
[02:34:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Nope. Pit hair on women is nasty. Non-negotiable.
[02:34:25] <JamesNZ> Sexist!
[02:34:29] <SirFinkus> unshaved armpits would be a turn-off for me, but not a deal breaker
[02:34:32] <juggs> Pavlov would have something to say on this I am sure
[02:34:48] * chromas blames the Brazilians
[02:34:53] <juggs> :D
[02:34:56] <juggs> touche
[02:35:01] <SirFinkus> I don't think I've ever encountered a woman who doesn't shave her pits though
[02:35:16] <Ethanol-fueled> Pavlov was probably a well-known customer of Jif and oven mitt manufacturers.
[02:35:47] <chromas> true; the bell was just the version of the experiment he would admit to
[02:36:10] <chromas> "Can I get action just by opening the jar?"
[02:36:32] <juggs> Dunno - you might get a disease though
[02:36:39] <SirFinkus> I wonder if the reverse is true
[02:37:00] <chromas> give the dog a disease?
[02:37:00] * Ethanol-fueled is on a date, says, "there's something I gotta tell you
[02:37:02] <SirFinkus> somebody eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich gets him all hot and bothered
[02:37:03] <Ethanol-fueled> she asks what?
[02:37:11] * Ethanol-fueled admits to having CANINE AIDS.
[02:37:26] * juggs watches a tumbleweed
[02:37:40] * Ethanol-fueled smokes some tumbleweed
[02:37:46] <SirFinkus> should have used a better dog disease, like mange or heartworm, or even rabies
[02:37:54] <SirFinkus> fleas too
[02:38:04] * juggs announces a War On Tumbleweed
[02:38:11] <Ethanol-fueled> do crabs count? they might be related to fleas or ticks.
[02:38:27] <SirFinkus> that doesn't imply dog fucking though
[02:38:57] <SirFinkus> if you're going to do the canine version of a human disease thing, something like herpes would probably be funnier too
[02:39:02] <juggs> Didn't AC/DC do a song about crabs.... I forget the title
[02:39:02] <SirFinkus> although aids usually is pretty funny
[02:39:20] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm on my best behavior so I'm not gonna post the links.
[02:39:48] <Ethanol-fueled> GG allin has a couple of songs related to that though. One is called F****** the dog, the other is I kill everything I f***.
[02:39:52] <juggs> Be careful EF - Imogen can be a real nasty beatch when annoyed :D
[02:39:53] <SpallsHurgenson> my foot fell asleep
[02:39:53] <ciri> lol weak bladder juggs
[02:40:04] <juggs> Da fuq ciri?
[02:40:35] <SirFinkus> juggs has a "urinary tract infection"?
[02:40:44] <SirFinkus> more importantly, how does ciri know?
[02:41:00] <chromas> ciri is the nsa
[02:41:14] <chromas> ~last nick=_NSAKEY
[02:41:15] <juggs> Hmm... I thought the burning sensation was due to the C4 I shoved into my personal pipe bomb
[02:41:17] <exec> 03[2014-12-07 05:58:2] #Soylent <_NSAKEY> Free as in food poisoning.
[02:41:31] <chromas> Bender: grab juggs
[02:41:31] <Bender> Added quote 506
[02:41:34] <juggs> Ah damn - that's me getting man-handled by TSA next time I visit the USA
[02:42:16] <juggs> TSA? DHS? I lose track.... those authoritarian pretend cop people
[02:42:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Same thing.
[02:43:02] <Ethanol-fueled> ICE are the Gestapo thug squad enforcing thoughtcrime and intellectual property crimes,
[02:43:25] <Ethanol-fueled> THS are the groping perverts molesting you at airports (and now, public transit)
[02:43:44] <SirFinkus> people always say they feel sorry for those poor minimum wage earning tsa employees
[02:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> CBP are the ones who man the checkpoints on the borders and other roads inland 100 miles.
[02:43:58] <SirFinkus> but that actually sounds like it'd be an interesting job
[02:44:06] <SirFinkus> nosing around in people's personal belongings
[02:44:19] <SirFinkus> if I wasn't morally opposed to it
[02:44:39] <SirFinkus> I don't think the people who these jobs appeal to have a problem with that sort of thing
[02:44:51] <Ethanol-fueled> You might like this Finkus: http://denver.cbslocal.com
[02:44:54] <LinkCollector> ^ 03CBS4 Investigation: TSA Screeners At DIA Manipulated System To Grope Men’s Genitals « CBS Denver
[02:44:55] <SirFinkus> christ, I can't put together a thought tonight
[02:45:08] <Ethanol-fueled> I could just gender-identfy as female and be groped by a female agent.
[02:45:09] <SirFinkus> cops get in on the fun too
[02:45:35] <SirFinkus> http://www.cnn.com this one was fun
[02:45:36] <LinkCollector> ^ 03$1.6 million for man subjected to enemas, colonoscopy by cops - CNN.com
[02:45:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Oh yeah, I remember that.
[02:45:51] <Ethanol-fueled> That was brutal.
[02:45:59] <SirFinkus> David Eckert "feels gratified that the city and county acted quickly, and ... that they recognize his dignity and humanity," his lawyer, Joe Kennedy, said Thursday. "He expects that it won't happen to anyone else ever again."
[02:46:07] <SirFinkus> yeah, sure
[02:46:40] <SpallsHurgenson> SirFinkus: he means that nobody else will get the $1.6 mill payout :)
[02:46:49] <Ethanol-fueled> it's like the FBI agent from Beavis and Butthead do America - "Cavity searches for everyone!"
[02:47:57] <SirFinkus> there has to be a guy that gets off on that stuff somewhere
[02:48:07] <SirFinkus> and tries to get secondary screening every time he travels
[02:48:15] * Ethanol-fueled points to finkus
[02:48:20] <SirFinkus> I'm curious if they have a proceedure for that
[02:48:42] <SirFinkus> put that finger away, you're making me blush Ethanol-fueled
[02:49:09] <Ethanol-fueled> "Step 5 - cup your hand around the testes, sliding up slowly but firmly, so as to ensure that terrorists don't sneak bombs there"
[02:49:35] <Ethanol-fueled> "Step 6 - Breathe heavily for 30 seconds with hand held in position"
[02:49:42] <SirFinkus> oooh oooh, I wonder what would happen if you went through using one of those chastity devices
[02:51:02] <juggs> Free prostate exam isn't it? They do check for that while they're rooting around in there don't they?
[02:51:25] <SirFinkus> give the key to someone else, and force the agent to retrieve the key from the other person to unlock the device
[02:51:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I would assume that if they can't go through, you can't go through :)
[02:51:30] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, that's only if you mouth off to them and have to go to secondary.
[02:52:11] <Ethanol-fueled> If they don't find anything from the first exam, they send you to tertiary, where a gloved doctor with a longer middle-finger awaits.
[02:52:58] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahahahaha
[02:54:11] <juggs> I've never had a problem entering the US in the past - just the bored desk jockey scanning passports with dead eyes. I should book a ticket via Lima or something to see what transpires now. I may carry a laptop - new disk, fresh OS install but encrypted every which way to Sunday. :D
[02:54:17] <SirFinkus> actually, I wonder if they make those devices with TSA locks
[02:55:17] <SirFinkus> that would be even better because you wouldn't need to have the key, and the agent would be forced to unlock it
[02:55:44] <SpallsHurgenson> that works until her secret lover is a TSA agent :)
[02:56:13] <SirFinkus> well, I was thinking of wearing one myself
[02:56:14] <SpallsHurgenson> "Oh Chastity Belt, why have you betrayed me!?!?!?"
[02:56:32] <SpallsHurgenson> o_0
[02:56:40] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[02:56:42] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[02:57:42] <SpallsHurgenson> spiked for your pleasure?
[02:58:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Yikes. You don't fit the typical profile of the sexual submissive, finkus. You're not an investment banker, Hahahah
[02:58:35] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[02:58:54] <SirFinkus> this is what I'm talking about btw
[02:59:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, that doesn't excite me. I don't even wear underwear. I like to let the boys hang.
[02:59:33] <SirFinkus> "They range from simple leather or plastic toys commonly sold by adult stores to expensive high-security stainless steel devices made by a handful of specialist firms."
[02:59:35] <SirFinkus> heh, firms
[02:59:49] <chromas> there's a tv ad for pants that are so awesome you can skip the underwear
[02:59:54] <SirFinkus> doesn't excite me either, but would be fun to go through screening wearing one
[03:00:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Finkus, I dated a woman who was a professional dominatrix. The "dungeons" are not rock-walled rural basements but nondescript office buildings downtown.
[03:01:04] <SirFinkus> http://usatoday30.usatoday.com
[03:01:05] <LinkCollector> ^ 03USATODAY.com - Woman's chastity belt set off airport security alarm
[03:01:09] <SirFinkus> of course, it has happened
[03:01:16] <Ethanol-fueled> each dungeoun has a panic button. She told me that the most common clientele for her treatments were referred to colloqually as, "Masters of the universe," big bankers and other alphas who sought the forbidden fruit.
[03:01:16] <SirFinkus> I'm not shocked
[03:01:20] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:22] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Taliban Interview Goes Wrong - YouTube
[03:01:36] <Ethanol-fueled> she said they came in suits but made her jealous because they wore nicer panties than she did.
[03:03:12] <SirFinkus> Time to watch Hentai Kamen again
[03:05:51] * juggs tries to transform into a "Master of the Universe" - becomes a pineapple. That didn't work so well. Perhaps I should aim a little lower next time and settle on guava.
[03:06:25] * juggs taps out - be well and don't break things
[03:06:37] <Ethanol-fueled> juggs, if you're anything but a closet sub, perhaps you shouldn't seek paying money to be beaten and himiliated.
[03:09:22] <SirFinkus> I bet juggs owns lots of yellow handkerchiefs
[03:11:20] <Ethanol-fueled> What does that mean? Is that some code for sexual perversion?
[03:11:36] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[03:11:37] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Wiki: Handkerchief code
[03:12:00] <Ethanol-fueled> OH, Jesus.
[03:13:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Well, that's efficient.
[03:13:13] <SirFinkus> don't ask how I knew about them
[03:14:12] <SirFinkus> actually, it can be a fun game to imagine people's preferences corresponds to the color my irc client assigns them
[03:15:49] <JamesNZ> Eww.
[03:16:05] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, what color am I? I wanna be mauve!
[03:16:07] <SirFinkus> JamesNZ is into piercing for instance
[03:16:22] <SirFinkus> you're a Hustler/prostitute
[03:17:14] <Ethanol-fueled> PFFFHAHHAHAHAHA! I just read those few preceeding posts, and you're a scheis*e fan!
[03:17:49] <SirFinkus> Ethanol-fueled is pretty conventional, just likes Anal
[03:18:58] * SpallsHurgenson sings "I'm just a gigolo and everywhere I go people know the part I'm playing. Paid for every dance, selling each romance, ooh what they're saying."
[03:19:13] <SirFinkus> IDK what a scheis*e fan is though
[03:19:42] <SirFinkus> oh, poop
[03:19:54] <SirFinkus> well, my client says I just like oral
[03:19:55] <Ethanol-fueled> HUMAN SHIT.
[03:20:17] <SirFinkus> it specifies human?
[03:25:34] <Ethanol-fueled> aNAL is gross.
[03:25:37] <Ethanol-fueled> hate it.
[03:25:45] <Ethanol-fueled> never received, hate giving it.
[03:26:12] <chromas> If you don't like penetrating the butt then you're totally gay dude
[03:26:14] <SirFinkus> Negotiation with a prospective partner remains important because, as Townsend noted, people may wear hankies of any color "only because the idea of the hankie turns them on" or "may not even know what [the color] means".[3]
[03:26:32] <SirFinkus> chromas is into fisting
[03:26:41] <chromas> damn right I am
[03:26:49] <SirFinkus> see? the system works
[03:26:49] <chromas> Bend over and I'll show ya!
[03:27:07] <chromas> SirFinkus is red here; Ethanol-fueled is magenta
[03:27:14] <SirFinkus> left or right chromas?
[03:27:15] <crutchy> what if you have a rainbow hanky?
[03:27:33] <SirFinkus> crutchy likes watersports
[03:27:34] <chromas> crutchy: then you're confused and we're sending you to camp
[03:27:47] <crutchy> but but...
[03:27:53] <crutchy> ~link rainbow
[03:27:55] <SirFinkus> you like everything
[03:27:55] <exec> └─ asdf/rainbows => https://www.youtube.com
[03:27:57] <chromas> crutchy: s/t/tt/g
[03:28:09] <JamesNZ> ~rainbow I want all the hankeys!
[03:28:11] <exec> 00,02I00,06 00,04w00,07a00,08n00,09t00,12 00,02a00,06l00,04l00,07 00,08t00,09h00,12e00,02 00,06h00,04a00,07n00,08k00,09e00,12y00,02s00,06!
[03:28:12] <SirFinkus> although you can use orange as shorthand for that
[03:28:26] <chromas> SirFinkus: shouldn't it be white?
[03:28:40] <crutchy> if you mix all the colors together it just looks like shit
[03:28:41] <SirFinkus> 04,06m07,02y00,12 03,09r12,08a02,07i06,04n04,06b07,02o08,12w03,09s00,08 02,07a06,04r04,06e00,02 08,12b03,09e12,08t02,07t06,04e04,06r
[03:28:52] <SirFinkus> idk, I didn't make the rules
[03:29:09] <crutchy> ooh yeah i like that rainbow
[03:29:18] * crutchy spanks exec for being shit
[03:29:34] <SirFinkus> not a color for spanking
[03:29:45] <SirFinkus> well, black is S & M
[03:30:01] <SirFinkus> although I don't think spanking would really fall under that
[03:30:08] <SirFinkus> that's more of a daddy thing
[03:30:32] <chromas> who's your daddy? yes I am
[03:30:40] <crutchy> 01,01maybe anyone who wears a black hanky should chat like this?
[03:31:07] <crutchy> 02,02 and anyone wearing a blue hanky can chat like this
[03:31:24] <SirFinkus> can't read them though crutchy
[03:31:35] <SirFinkus> I think using the assigned colors is a safe assumption
[03:32:15] <Ethanol-fueled> You sub fuckers.
[03:33:03] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: Select the text.
[03:33:11] <SirFinkus> idea: background color could be like the "right" pocket, and foreground colors could be the "left" pocket
[03:33:20] <SirFinkus> yeah, I figured that out, which is why I responded
[03:33:42] * JamesNZ shuffles back under his rock
[03:34:14] <SirFinkus> you're boring anyway, piercings are pedestrian these days
[03:34:35] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm boring.
[03:34:38] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[03:34:38] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[03:34:44] <crutchy> ~count nick=crutchy
[03:34:47] <exec> 0368920
[03:35:38] <JamesNZ> ~count nick=JamesNZ
[03:35:40] <exec> 033685
[03:36:02] <crutchy> i'm a spammer :/
[03:36:19] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, you and me both. 's why we were banned.
[03:36:20] * crutchy blames xlefay
[03:36:45] <Ethanol-fueled> But now it's time to see AMERICA.
[03:36:50] <SirFinkus> Into anal, in case anyone was wondering
[03:36:53] <crutchy> ~count nick=xlefay
[03:36:56] <exec> 0312000
[03:37:04] <crutchy> ooh that's a nice round number
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[03:37:55] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[03:37:55] <LinkCollector> ^ 030426131934-00.jpg - Google Drive
[03:37:59] <Ethanol-fueled> Murrica
[03:38:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Buzzard would like that one.
[03:38:37] <Ethanol-fueled> And this one.
[03:39:01] <Ethanol-fueled> https://drive.google.com
[03:39:02] <LinkCollector> ^ 030427130156-00.jpg - Google Drive
[03:39:08] <SirFinkus> oh, ciri is fisting
[03:39:30] <SirFinkus> I'd love to fist ciri in its face
[03:40:35] <Ethanol-fueled> 4 catfish in a hotel bathroom.
[03:40:54] <Ethanol-fueled> catches were fucking awesome.
[04:31:19] <crutchy> coffee++
[04:31:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1311
[04:34:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ubuntu 15.04 Released - http://sylnt.us - no-idea-what-a-vervet-is-and-ruh-roh-systemd
[04:35:07] <chromas> we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling adults
[04:51:03] <crutchy> lol 'ruh-roh-systemd'
[04:51:13] * crutchy imagines that in a scooby doo voice
[05:01:28] <SirFinkus> so we're linking to slashdot comments now?
[05:01:33] <SirFinkus> that seems a little meta
[05:03:46] <crutchy> lol i went into freenode and asked for a cloak and then found out i already had one :p
[05:03:47] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[05:13:17] <SirFinkus> Ciri could use a noose, but they don't have one unfortunatly
[05:14:36] <chromas> ciri's right though; we should all laugh at crutchy's misteak
[05:14:54] <crutchy> mmm steak
[05:23:31] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:23:32] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Vampire Sex Tuesday - Max Repka - YouTube
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[07:23:02] <crutchy> hi alberto
[07:29:56] <alberto> sup
[07:29:59] <alberto> howdy boys
[07:29:59] <ciri> hello, nice to see yea! alberto
[07:42:07] <chromas> well look at that
[07:42:22] * chromas clicked the link to slashdot systemd bitching
[07:42:36] <chromas> "Slashdot is a DHI service."
[07:45:44] <chromas> oh shit, they got one o' them fayancy scroller web 6.2 websites what like all the crowdsourcing sites use
[08:00:52] <Subsentient> Someone posted this: http://imgur.com
[08:00:53] <LinkCollector> ^ 03Amish or Uber-Hipsters? - Imgur
[08:00:59] <Subsentient> And I replied with this: http://i.imgur.com
[08:01:28] <chromas> needs some cyan flames in its eyes :)_
[08:01:33] <chromas> s/_//
[08:01:33] <sedctl> <chromas> needs some cyan flames in its eyes :)
[08:02:05] <chromas> those sunglasses sure make them look like hipsters though
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[08:26:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:26:57] <LinkCollector> ^ 03【究極】これぞプロレス！　飯伏幸太 vs ヨシヒコ(人形)　驚異の身体能力と極上のエンターテインメントを見よ！ - YouTube
[08:27:04] <SirFinkus> what am I watching here
[08:29:48] <chromas> is he gonna powerfist it?
[08:32:51] <SirFinkus> still more believable that WWE
[09:07:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Could the Planets in Star Wars Actually Support Life? - http://sylnt.us - light-reading-for-the-weekend
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[10:04:10] <Bender> karma - java: -23
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[10:15:30] <swiss> java--
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[10:16:23] <JamesNZ> Seriously Java, y u gotta be so OO.
[10:16:40] <JamesNZ> emacs++
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[10:16:40] <JamesNZ> emacs++
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[10:51:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
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[12:10:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Bypassing OSX Security Tools is Trivial - http://sylnt.us - a-hack-a-day-keeps-the-apple-away
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[13:17:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> fishing++
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[14:11:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Woolly Mammoth Genome Sequenced - http://sylnt.us - we-like-our-pets-big-and-furry
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[17:35:27] <mythterj> pong
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[17:55:41] <arti> ping
[18:05:19] SoyCow3572 is now known as janrinok
[18:05:31] <janrinok> arti: pong
[18:06:19] janrinok is now known as SoyGuest21783
[18:07:01] * SoyGuest21783 doesn't care - he knows he is really janrinok
[18:07:38] <arti> g'day
[18:07:38] <ciri> excellent arti
[18:07:43] <arti> :D
[18:07:45] <SoyGuest21783> hi arti
[18:07:46] <ciri> hi, do you yahoo? SoyGuest21783
[18:07:59] <SoyGuest21783> not usually, why?
[18:08:24] <SoyGuest21783> oh, sod off ciri
[18:08:27] <arti> hahaha
[18:08:37] * arti pets ciri
[18:08:43] <SoyGuest21783> I don't normally see it - it is blocked on my other systems
[18:08:57] <arti> and this is why it does what it does
[18:09:17] <SoyGuest21783> still not quite sure of its benefit though...
[18:09:22] <arti> !decide block unblock
[18:09:23] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: unblock.
[18:09:26] <arti> see!
[18:09:49] <SoyGuest21783> lol - and how does that help me?
[18:09:49] <ciri> rofl
[18:10:01] <arti> lets ask
[18:10:09] <arti> 8ball will this help SoyGuest21783
[18:10:09] <ciri> arti, You wish.
[18:10:24] <arti> let the record state
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[20:18:26] <arti> http://imgur.com
[20:18:26] <LinkCollector> ^ 03The Cure For ADHD - GIF on Imgur
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[23:45:27] <crutchy> ++coffee
[23:45:27] <LinkCollector> Karma - coffee: 247
[23:45:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:45:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1315
[23:45:42] <takyon> ++tea++
[23:45:42] <LinkCollector> Karma - tea++: 1
[23:46:07] <crutchy> ++++
[23:46:07] <LinkCollector> Karma - ++: 2
[23:46:27] <takyon> not as original as you thought
[23:49:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pilot of "Radioactive Drone" Arrested - http://sylnt.us - we-glow-for-you