#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-23

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[23:59:56] <MrJefferson> Climb the tree, climb the tree!
[23:59:55] NetCraft is now known as MrJefferson
[23:57:27] <arti> ignorant
[23:57:16] <arti> allegedly
[23:55:25] <chromas> michael jackson was an md
[23:55:15] <arti> http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com
[23:55:07] <Ethanol-fueled> looking for "lumps"
[23:54:50] <Ethanol-fueled> real medical doctors get to fondle your balls.
[23:54:38] <chromas> the dermatologist
[23:54:11] <chromas> pimple popper, md
[23:50:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I thought that's podiatrists
[23:49:49] <arti> they're just people who couldn't become real doctors
[23:49:32] * SpallsHurgenson is a radical anti-dentite
[23:49:25] <arti> prepare yourself
[23:49:20] * arti loads the twinky gun
[23:48:53] <arti> if you become a dentist, you'll be able to announce spalls in your mouth~
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[23:48:11] <Ethanol-fueled> And finally, those monstrosities the NAVY calls uniforms.
[23:47:57] <Ethanol-fueled> army and to a lesser extend Airforce uniforms are cool.
[23:47:15] <ciri> something that dogs find irresistible?
[23:47:15] <arti> shit was classy
[23:47:11] <arti> i like the pink n tan?
[23:47:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Marines also have the coolest uniform. ANd no, not those silly dress blues that are on all the commercials. Their khaki service uniforms are pretty bitchin'
[23:46:38] <sedctl> <chromas> <sedctl> <arti> <Ethanol-fueled> Army have beiber boys.
[23:46:37] <chromas> sedctl: s/tt/ib/
[23:46:22] <arti> :D
[23:46:18] <sedctl> <arti> <Ethanol-fueled> Army have better boys.
[23:46:18] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: s/to/bo/
[23:45:55] <arti> :(
[23:45:50] <sedctl> <arti> <Ethanol-fueled> Army have bebter toys.
[23:45:50] <arti> Ethanol-fueled: s/t/b/
[23:44:14] <Ethanol-fueled> Army have better toys.
[23:44:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Marines are tough but ghetto.
[23:43:15] <arti> yay for less running!
[23:43:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Airforce and the Navy are the pussiest branches.
[23:41:56] <Ethanol-fueled> There are plenty of wimpy marines.
[23:38:55] <arti> i see you haven't tangled with marines :P
[23:38:33] * Ethanol-fueled never messes with animals that can kick his ass.
[23:38:13] <Bender> karma - horsefaced: 1
[23:38:13] <arti> horsefaced++
[23:38:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Of course one of them was scandinavian. Probably a lotta horses out on the pasture.
[23:37:36] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, but it also says that Hungary, Finland, and Romania are now the only EU countries where bestiality is legal.
[23:37:03] <arti> Those in favor of the legislation said Denmark did not want to remain the last northern European country where bestiality was legal, as this was attracting animal-sex tourists.
[23:36:17] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[23:36:17] <Ethanol-fueled> LOL dat picture
[23:36:12] <Ethanol-fueled> http://rt.com
[23:33:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03170 year old champagne provides clues to past winemaking | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[23:33:58] <Bytram> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[23:33:44] <NetCraft> ^ 03Astronomers Puzzled By Cosmos' Largest Known 'Supervoid'
[23:33:43] <Bytram> http://www.forbes.com
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[23:32:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03Russian Hackers Infiltrated Pentagon Network: US | SecurityWeek.Com ( http://www.securityweek.com )
[23:32:56] <Bytram> http://feedproxy.google.com
[23:26:43] <arti> who in turn created the largest honeypot ever: bitcoin
[23:26:12] <Ethanol-fueled> The NSA causing his removal led to a CIA counter-op to discredit the NSA: Snowden.
[23:25:40] <arti> pay $100,000 go free!
[23:25:26] <Ethanol-fueled> Gen. Betrayeus gave classified info to the Jew spy Broadwell.
[23:25:05] <arti> meh
[23:25:02] <NetCraft> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[23:25:01] <arti> http://www.nytimes.com
[23:24:47] <NetCraft> ^ 03( http://www.nytimes.com )
[23:24:46] <arti> http://www.nytimes.com
[23:11:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - WiFi Hack Creates No-Go Zone For iOS - http://sylnt.us - maybe-if-you-hold-it-differently
[23:00:22] <Ethanol-fueled> From the perspective of Ice-T
[23:00:14] <Ethanol-fueled> http://cdn.arstechnica.net
[23:00:05] <Ethanol-fueled> Here's another.
[22:59:42] <arti> dat brick landscape
[22:58:56] <Ethanol-fueled> An image macro of a still from the actual episode from the eyes of the "kid with the gun" : http://i.ytimg.com
[22:58:36] <Cyprus> thats just.... yeah
[22:58:29] <Cyprus> oh lord
[22:58:18] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[22:58:18] <arti> lol
[22:58:05] <chromas> their tickle-me-elmo jokes were 20 years late though
[22:57:55] <Ethanol-fueled> "Anonymous" Kidnaps "Anita Sarkissian": http://s2b20blog.mukyou.com
[22:57:22] <Cyprus> i admit, i found stick of truth hilarious and disturbing
[22:57:06] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, I'll see if I can find a few pics...
[22:57:05] <chromas> south park has better writers
[22:56:47] <arti> kinda like southpark
[22:56:44] <Cyprus> i've noticed they're almost all "pop culture" episodes now, and its pretty painful when you recognize what the topic is
[22:56:41] <arti> keeping it current lol
[22:56:34] <Ethanol-fueled> I shit you not.
[22:56:28] <chromas> they also had a vaccination episode I think
[22:56:17] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah arti, there's an episode where "anonymous" from "redditchan" harasses and then kidnaps "Anita Sarkissian"
[22:56:08] <chromas> it's topical
[22:55:24] <arti> gamergate episode?
[22:53:49] <Ethanol-fueled> And ICE-T, man.
[22:53:09] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't want to ruin it too much. But it's fucking hilarious.
[22:52:40] <chromas> does the ad say "ripped from the headlines" while the opening says it's fictional?
[22:52:30] <Ethanol-fueled> and lots of references to shooters, including a couple first-person -style game views
[22:51:55] <Ethanol-fueled> They actually kidnap and beat "Anita Sarkissian" in the show.
[22:51:23] <Ethanol-fueled> One of the most hilarious things I've ever seen.
[22:51:09] <Ethanol-fueled> If you havent seen it you all gotta watch the gamergate episode of Law and Order: SVU
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[22:41:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Complete Head Transplant or Complete Publicity Stunt - http://sylnt.us - dr-frankenstein-creates-his-monster-or-not
[22:41:10] <arti> kinda neat
[22:41:08] <NetCraft> ^ 03This machine catches stingrays: Pwnie Express demos cellular threat detector | Ars Technica
[22:41:07] <arti> http://arstechnica.com
[22:39:13] <arti> ^-- double evil
[22:39:08] <arti> The entirety of the site runs on a Google Cloud instance running Windows Serve
[22:38:42] <arti> Goatattack.com is suspending operations after its messaging provider cut off its account for "suspicious activity."
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[22:38:06] <NetCraft> ^ 03[Updated] Baaad attitude: Prank-messaging friends (and enemies) with Goatattack.com | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[22:38:06] <arti> learned about a molasses flood in boston close to 100 years ago
[22:38:05] <Bytram> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[22:37:32] <Ethanol-fueled> sup.
[22:37:06] <arti> g'day
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[22:32:02] <sedctl> <chromas> <arti> BULK GROGAN
[22:32:02] <chromas> arti: s/H/B/
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[22:24:34] <arti> HULK GROGAN
[22:24:23] <crutchy> oh. maybe not :p
[22:24:11] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03GROGAN: 1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf. 2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
[22:24:09] <crutchy> ~define grogan
[22:24:03] <crutchy> hmm. actually i might have been thinking of a grogan before, not a growler
[22:23:13] <arti> alright, remember! don't make eyecontact with any of the marsupials
[22:23:10] <crutchy> haf fun :)
[22:22:53] * crutchy sighs. off to workipoos
[22:22:42] <arti> "lol, this is your ancestor!" hdspread.png
[22:22:18] <arti> lol, it's going to be great in the future
[22:22:10] <crutchy> in pr0nz we trust
[22:22:04] <arti> ah, ancient aliens!
[22:21:54] <crutchy> pr0nz created the internets
[22:21:53] <chromas> walmart has everything
[22:21:38] <ciri> Twice the Horsepower of All ... @ http://www.theatlantic.com | Small Hydropower: Renewable Energy The New Senate Could Get ... @ http://insideenergy.org
[22:21:37] <ciri> 1,740,000 results | Images for coal powered jet chair | Replacement Patio Chair Cushion - Fallenton Coal/Armona Jet ... @ http://www.samsclub.com | Ezekiel's Wheel's | Ancient Aliens Debunked @ http://ancientaliensdebunked.com | A Single Boeing 777 Engine Delivers
[22:21:36] <arti> !g coal powered jet chair
[22:21:19] <chromas> $praise al gore
[22:21:08] <crutchy> we should be sending moar dubstep cat pics
[22:20:16] <arti> we certainly make excellent use of this multibillion dollar communications network
[22:19:43] <arti> you mean the blade style vampire death effect + scent
[22:19:00] <crutchy> growler is when you open up the seat on a public toilet and you get smashed in the face by a smell from a giant unflushed shit that displaced all the water in the bottom of the bowl so that there's direct air contact
[22:18:18] <arti> vintage stryn
[22:18:17] <chromas> or bear?
[22:18:14] <chromas> beaver pelt?
[22:17:54] <arti> 70s/80s thing iirc.
[22:17:47] <crutchy> that's a new one to me :p
[22:17:44] <arti> Show us ya growler!
[22:17:20] <arti> thick bushed wild vajs
[22:16:47] <crutchy> nasty turd left in the bowl?
[22:16:32] <arti> crutchy will know of this
[22:16:32] <crutchy> oh yeah typical me not reading tfa
[22:16:27] * arti also learned of Growler
[22:16:19] <Bender> karma - frontbum: 3
[22:16:19] <arti> frontbum++
[22:16:14] <Bender> karma - frontbum: 2
[22:16:14] <chromas> frontbum++
[22:16:14] * arti likes frontbum
[22:16:09] <Bender> karma - frontbum: 1
[22:16:09] <crutchy> frontbum++
[22:16:02] <Bender> karma - frontpage: -1
[22:16:01] <chromas> frontpage--
[22:15:55] <arti> ugh
[22:15:48] <crutchy> if only SN supported frontpage extensions we could beat everyone else
[22:15:36] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article: WiFi Hack Creates No Go Zone For IOS 04(19 comments)
[22:15:35] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[22:15:32] <chromas> we also have that farticle
[22:15:27] <Cyprus> i basically use my laptop as a ssh console
[22:15:14] <Cyprus> i haven't looked that hard
[22:15:06] <arti> it's on the site which must not be named.
[22:14:55] <crutchy> oh
[22:14:54] * arti is just guessing
[22:14:54] <chromas> Cyprus: I heard there's an option somewhere for that
[22:14:54] <crutchy> or is it already on the frontpage
[22:14:50] <arti> i believe so
[22:14:46] <crutchy> is that in the queue yet?
[22:14:41] <arti> or is this more of a hammer time thing
[22:14:38] * crutchy read about some ios no-go wifi bug
[22:14:25] <arti> to... bless things with?
[22:14:13] <crutchy> we need a !hammer bot
[22:14:09] <Cyprus> i really like the way the touchpad works, although i hate that scrolling is backwards
[22:13:49] <arti> i like the touch support
[22:13:47] * chromas blames ibm and microsoft
[22:13:39] <Cyprus> i have a macbook from work as well, it's growing on me, as dirty as it feels
[22:13:34] <crutchy> hasn't been worked enough by the corporate glove... yet
[22:13:14] <crutchy> maybe torvalds is a bit tight in that area
[22:13:09] * arti has been examining the evil
[22:12:57] <arti> apple apparently has some nice apis for drawing
[22:12:41] <crutchy> oh apparently they may also have an arm up steve job's dead ass
[22:12:25] * Bytram 'puter celebrates it's 10th anniversary in abuot 3 weeks
[22:11:46] <crutchy> if only autodesk wasn't embedded in microsoft's colon
[22:11:43] <Cyprus> great?
[22:11:39] <arti> oh yeah, how's that hardware support working out?
[22:11:25] <Cyprus> heh thats one thing i like about my desktop here. Linux
[22:11:17] <crutchy> i'm up for a new pyewta in the next 12 months
[22:11:13] <arti> the application control stuff is pretty cool, can lock it down
[22:11:00] <arti> it's coming.
[22:10:48] * crutchy had a sinking feeling that he may end up with an early windaz 10 realease at work
[22:10:10] <arti> relax, companies that do work will dig it.
[22:10:09] <crutchy> damn. that coffee went somewhere
[22:09:52] <Cyprus> it doesn't mean i want to deal with the rest of it
[22:09:51] <arti> is that your girlfriend?
[22:09:44] <Cyprus> so does Montana
[22:09:21] <arti> windaz 10 has some neat features
[22:08:55] <crutchy> microsoft xen
[22:08:52] <Cyprus> heh
[22:08:43] <crutchy> they prolly using zen underneath anyway :p
[22:08:12] <arti> they, like all the others, just buy and acquire
[22:07:55] <crutchy> azure
[22:07:54] <chromas> >:D
[22:07:49] <chromas> bluehost?
[22:07:47] <arti> azure? which powers apple
[22:07:37] <crutchy> oh and some microsoft attempt at being linux with that cloud thing
[22:07:31] * arti uses them and digital ocean
[22:07:15] <crutchy> linode comes to mind for some reason, but that's about all i know of it
[22:07:07] <Bender> karma - paid_learning: 1
[22:07:07] <arti> paid_learning++
[22:06:39] * crutchy is a nobody when it comes to hosting services
[22:06:32] <arti> thanks m8
[22:06:03] <crutchy> lucky i returned your back scratcher
[22:05:54] <arti> first time playing around with tomcat
[22:05:33] <arti> yeah, looking to make infrastructure
[22:05:10] <crutchy> arti, i hear you're hanging out with amazon women
[22:04:26] <arti> :|
[22:04:09] <crutchy> or Subsentient's mistress :p
[22:03:54] <arti> that's capitalist subsentient.
[22:03:43] <Bytram> money smart: centient
[22:03:42] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, cents go in coin slots
[22:03:38] <arti> yex.
[22:03:33] <Bytram> hmm, centience?
[22:03:12] <sedctl> <Bytram> <crutchy> i was just adding a pleasant cent to it :p
[22:03:12] <Bytram> crutchy: s/ s/ /
[22:03:11] <arti> it's what android users do :D
[22:03:07] <sedctl> <Bytram> <crutchy> i was just adding a pleasant ccent to it :p
[22:03:06] <Bytram> crutchy: s/ s/ c/
[22:03:00] <Cyprus> heh feeding the google
[22:02:55] <sedctl> <Bytram> <crutchy> i was just adding a pleasant sent to it :p
[22:02:54] <Bytram> crutchy: s/c//
[22:02:42] <crutchy> i was just adding a pleasant scent to it :p
[22:02:16] <arti> hey, what are you doing with my back massager
[22:02:14] * Bytram channels phil collins: no reply at all
[22:01:55] * crutchy pokes arti with a used dildo
[22:01:44] <crutchy> haha
[22:01:38] <NetCraft> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/sn_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[22:01:38] * Bytram called it too
[22:01:37] <crutchy> lib functions are here: https://github.com
[22:01:37] <arti> the script actually justs texts crutchy and he manually does it.
[22:01:35] <Bytram> Yoo hoo script!!!!!
[22:01:25] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03exec-irc-bot/slash_test.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[22:01:25] <crutchy> https://github.com
[22:01:23] <crutchy> calls this script
[22:01:19] <arti> i think it should silently error
[22:00:58] * Bytram is thinking that a submit-like action should return either a URL or an error code
[22:00:43] <arti> ~slash-wrists
[22:00:35] <crutchy> it's wrapped up in a ~slash-test alias
[22:00:15] <Bytram> crutchy: neat! how's it work?
[22:00:09] <arti> then rake in the honies.
[22:00:02] <arti> and invest in some new themes
[21:59:57] <arti> you should use them to buy a larger user page
[21:59:37] * crutchy already has max SN monies
[21:59:22] <arti> one day i shall arm you.
[21:59:18] * arti pets ciri
[21:59:14] <ciri> very carefully and then some
[21:59:14] <arti> how many internet points does that grant you?
[21:59:04] <arti> for great justice
[21:58:58] <crutchy> oh, bytram i got comment and submission posting working
[21:58:50] <arti> execscat
[21:58:42] <crutchy> still plugging away at execstat and slash test lib
[21:58:21] <arti> this looks like some weaboo faggotry
[21:57:54] <arti> uhhh
[21:57:40] * arti has recently seen a bum with a worm, on the tubes.
[21:57:34] <crutchy> http://bato.to
[21:57:20] <chromas> two girls, one tapeworm?
[21:57:19] <arti> fun fact those were old school weightloss techniques
[21:57:05] <arti> wat.
[21:57:00] <crutchy> been reading about tapeworm chick
[21:56:54] <crutchy> not past couple of days
[21:56:41] * chromas does the ol' pick'n'flick
[21:56:39] <arti> crutchy, building anything cool?
[21:56:35] <chromas> Ah, playing with your food
[21:56:29] <Bender> karma - work: -14
[21:56:29] <crutchy> work-- # time for one coffee before i gotta leave
[21:56:21] * arti picks a fresh booger and performs the same motions
[21:56:09] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1309
[21:56:09] <crutchy> coffee++
[21:55:47] * chromas lightly rubs index finger and thumb together; the classic tip/bribe gesture
[21:55:44] <arti> my lame ass friend finally downloaded the other episodes
[21:55:32] <arti> more vikings?
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[21:55:15] <chromas> Too late! Unless…you, maybe have something for me?
[21:55:02] <arti> I DOWNLOAD LINUX TORRENTS!
[21:54:48] * arti shows his papers and does the handshake
[21:54:21] * chromas arrests arti for getting it wrong
[21:54:18] <arti> easy, set your dns to 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.4.4
[21:54:01] * Bytram tries to avoid feeding the google
[21:53:53] * arti sighs
[21:53:49] <arti> Heil
[21:53:30] <arti> if you're using The One True Browser (Chrome \o/ Hail Hydra) consider The Great Suspender
[21:52:49] <Bytram> afk brb
[21:52:45] <Bytram> snort!
[21:52:44] <arti> which browser?
[21:52:38] * Bytram has something like 50 tabs open... needs to start clearing some of them
[21:52:26] <arti> "my face is up here!"
[21:51:49] <Bytram> arti: such a BIG nose you have!
[21:51:31] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 152
[21:51:31] <Bytram> paulej72++
[21:51:30] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 151
[21:51:30] <Bytram> paulej72++
[21:50:27] <arti> THEY GET YOU WHEN YOU COLLECT FIREWOOD AND/OR SLEEP IN YOUR BED /grandma voice
[21:50:07] <arti> watch out for the molasses
[21:50:05] <kadal> */me makes the door creak...
[21:49:56] * kadal is heading out.
[21:49:43] <kadal> well think about it when you are 10-20 cm tall
[21:49:15] <Cyprus> still not 25 foot wave
[21:49:14] <arti> fiesh no liek molasses
[21:49:05] <arti> Divers in the harbor area reported that all sea life was killed by the molasses,
[21:49:03] <arti> i was going to paste that
[21:48:58] <kadal> "Divers in the harbor area reported that all sea life was killed by the molasses, which instantly sank to the bottom of the harbor and caused widespread de-oxygenation.[4][5][6] Various species of coral were injured or killed, and more than 26,000 fish and other marine species suffocated and died."
[21:48:52] <kadal> not for humans
[21:48:51] * Cyprus ducks
[21:48:47] <Cyprus> i think it was in this movie with Snake Plisken...
[21:48:30] <arti> seems like something that the simpsons or futurama would cover
[21:48:05] <Cyprus> not nearly as exciting as a 25 foot wave of death
[21:47:54] <arti> days since last flood (beer, molasses etc.)
[21:47:52] <Cyprus> eh its just a broken pipe
[21:47:44] <arti> quickly, we need a count down style clock
[21:47:43] <kadal> "The Honolulu molasses spill refers to a spill of 1,400 tons of molasses into Honolulu Harbor in September 2013. The spill was discovered on September 9, 2013.[1] It was caused by a faulty pipe, for which the shipping company Matson Navigation Co. took responsibility."
[21:47:28] <Cyprus> wait... seriously? lol
[21:47:20] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Honolulu molasses spill
[21:47:20] <kadal> wow. https://en.wikipedia.org - In 2013! really haven't learned anything
[21:46:47] <arti> it's almost like people are lazy
[21:46:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: London Beer Flood
[21:46:29] <kadal> https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:46:24] <Cyprus> lmao
[21:46:17] <arti> "I never took the gypsy woman seriously, 'Molasses will be the end of you!'"
[21:46:16] <Cyprus> so its not like we've learned anything
[21:46:03] <Cyprus> i mean this isn't fundamentally different from that fly ash spill
[21:45:07] <Cyprus> lmao best fishing ever
[21:44:49] <kadal> How is there not a Michael Bay movie about this?
[21:44:25] <arti> "man this fish tastes amazing!"
[21:44:16] <arti> hahahaha
[21:44:13] <Bytram> The temperature had risen above 40 °F (4.4 °C), climbing rapidly from the frigid temperatures of the preceding days.
[21:44:12] <Cyprus> heh the bay was brown for 6 mo
[21:43:31] <arti> when in doubt, paint it brown
[21:43:06] <arti> sea water
[21:43:02] <arti> apparently they just sprayed water on it
[21:43:01] <Cyprus> especially with it that cold
[21:42:53] <Cyprus> can you imagine the cleanup?
[21:42:52] <arti> imagine the scarred individuals from that
[21:42:45] <arti> and that's why i don't eat molasses
[21:42:17] <Bytram> killed 21 people and injured 150
[21:42:05] <Cyprus> probably looked like a scene from swamp thing, except sickeningly sweet
[21:41:47] <Cyprus> especially with it being clingy
[21:41:40] <Bytram> molasses is apparently 40% more dense
[21:41:39] <Cyprus> yeah, that would have been a terrible morning
[21:41:23] <Bytram> two-foot deep water at a good clip can take me off my feet if I am not braced for it
[21:40:59] * Bytram used to do a lot of canoeing...
[21:40:51] <Bytram> Cyprus: easily.
[21:40:39] <Bytram> so, adjusting, that comes to 12180kg * 1000 == 12,180,000 kg
[21:40:32] <Cyprus> probably enough to sweep you at about a foot of depth?
[21:40:04] <Cyprus> not horrible, but still not a good thing to run into a 25 foot wave of it
[21:40:04] <Bytram> I was off by an order of magnitude... I thought they had g/m^3 not kg/m^3
[21:39:42] <Cyprus> so that would make it about 50% denser
[21:39:38] <Bytram> 1411 kg/m^3
[21:39:36] <Cyprus> im thinking they're off by a few decimal places, maybe a k value?
[21:39:28] <Bytram> doh.
[21:39:14] <Bytram> Cyprus: right you are... approx 1kg/liter
[21:38:54] <arti> howmany freedom units is that?
[21:38:52] <Cyprus> water is almost 1000 kg/m3
[21:38:37] <Bytram> 8700 m^3 * 1.4 kg/m^3 => 12180 kg
[21:38:37] <Cyprus> unless its fucking ephemeral
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[21:38:24] <Cyprus> they had to have typed it wrong
[21:37:43] <Bytram> and based on Cyprus's: 8.7k m^3 ...
[21:37:16] <arti> so yoda wasn't a jedi then?
[21:37:03] <arti> fallacies!
[21:37:03] <Bytram> so, approx 1.4 kg/m3
[21:36:47] <Cyprus> thats just special
[21:36:34] <Cyprus> yeah, i really admire the paint it brown guy heh
[21:36:34] <arti> lol "only sith deal in absolutes" <- what type of statement is this
[21:36:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03can anybody tell me the density of blackstrap molasses in kg/m3? | Yahoo Answers
[21:36:33] <Bytram> https://answers.yahoo.com
[21:36:09] <arti> i detect some emotion here
[21:35:55] <Cyprus> its you fucking sith that only deal in exterems that drive me nuts in regards to government =)
[21:35:45] <arti> have you been taking your 5 second shower citizen?
[21:35:23] <Cyprus> less saftey regulation because "government bad" is fing stupid though
[21:35:21] <Bytram> arti: why is it that aweSOME is better than awFULL ?? =)
[21:35:20] <arti> yes it so is! its needed because regulations!
[21:35:03] <Cyprus> more government isn't awesome
[21:34:56] <arti> look how effective washington is :D
[21:34:49] <arti> more government is totally awesome
[21:34:33] <arti> indeed
[21:34:26] <Cyprus> i have to admire the dick that said fine paint it brown though
[21:34:06] <Cyprus> clearly, business can self regulate and the government shouldn't interfere =)
[21:33:33] <arti> “The tank went up in 1915, and people started complaining that it was leaking. They could see brown streaks coming out from around the rivets,” said Robert J. Allison, chairman of the history department at Suffolk University. “So the company’s response was to paint it all brown.”
[21:33:14] <Cyprus> 8.7k m^3
[21:33:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Molasses
[21:33:03] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:32:48] <Cyprus> i can't imagine what the flow's power would have been. Isn't it like 8x denser than water?
[21:32:41] <Bytram> Cyprus: volume = area * height = pi * r^2 * height = 3.14 * 45^2 * 50 => about 315000 cu ft
[21:32:05] <arti> “In the beginning, the molasses was moving so quickly and there was so much of it that it had enough force to rip buildings apart,” Jabr said in a phone interview. “As it went on, it slowed down and became more and more viscous.”
[21:31:52] <Cyprus> the cold actually probably helped
[21:31:07] <arti> i just assumed it was a tanker or something
[21:31:05] <Bytram> mind you, that was in Boston in *January*
[21:30:41] <Cyprus> thats.... yeah, that wouldn't have been a good day
[21:30:29] <Cyprus> 50ft tall by 90ft dia
[21:30:18] <Cyprus> wow
[21:30:13] <arti> whoa
[21:29:57] <NetCraft> ^ 03Molasses disaster in Bostons North End in 1919 showed the lethal power of thick substances - Metro - The Boston Globe
[21:29:56] <Bytram> http://www.bostonglobe.com
[21:29:42] <Bytram> Photos: The Great Molasses Flood of 1919. The infamous molasses flood in Boston was a tragedy like no other. On January 15, 1919, a giant tank in the North End collapsed, sending a wave of an estimated 2.3 million gallons of molasses through the streets of Boston.
[21:29:42] <Bytram> Molasses disaster in Boston's North End in 1919 showed the ...
[21:29:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Boston Molasses Disaster
[21:29:20] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[21:28:52] <Bytram> think of all the cookies that coulda been made!
[21:28:27] * arti shows himself out
[21:28:25] <arti> sounds like a sticky situation!
[21:28:15] <arti> ants, ants everywhere.
[21:28:09] <Bytram> seems there was a huge 'tank' that let go and it just flowed all over the place... caused a lot of damage
[21:27:42] <Bytram> hmmm, sugarcane juice reminds me of the molasses spill in boston that caused major havoc back in the day.
[21:24:27] * arti keeps reading microsoft lync and lynch
[21:24:00] * arti wants sugarcane juice
[21:23:02] <arti> (pulling the buildings down)
[21:22:52] <arti> pretty cool, that began an interesting journey into how buildings were constructed at the time, fire fighting techniques
[21:22:21] <arti> documenting the fires and what not
[21:22:13] <arti> i've found some newspapers from way back, 1500s
[21:20:55] <arti> i like reading old london magazines
[21:20:54] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:20:43] <arti> 19th century is much more digestable
[21:20:32] <paulej72> Watch a Skakespere play and with in a few minutes you will not notice that they are speaking funny anymore
[21:20:14] <arti> i feel that way about the enlightenment period texts
[21:20:07] * Bytram has a very sensitive filter for spelling and grammar -- would hurt trying to read the stuff
[21:20:02] <arti> the language can be offputting for sure
[21:19:43] <arti> end of the medieval period, pretty hilarious
[21:19:42] * Bytram had to read the 'Cliffs notes' version of Shakespeare to understand what he was 'trying to say' and then it kinda made sense.
[21:19:16] <arti> middle english /:P
[21:19:15] <Bytram> ouch!
[21:19:07] <paulej72> read it in the original old english
[21:19:01] <NetCraft> ^ 03Online Etymology Dictionary
[21:19:01] <Bytram> arti: do NOT go to: http://etymonline.com
[21:18:57] <arti> g'day paulej72
[21:18:42] <arti> speaking of which, there's a book i want to read called canterbury tales, have you heard of it?
[21:18:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03Issues · SoylentNews/rehash · GitHub
[21:18:39] <paulej72> https://github.com
[21:18:36] <paulej72> qhttps://github.com
[21:18:29] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 150
[21:18:29] <Bytram> paulej72++
[21:18:23] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 149
[21:18:23] <Bytram> paulej72++
[21:18:03] <arti> phrases interest me, encountering them in classics for example, it's like "hey we still use that!" wonder how long its been in use before being written down
[21:17:40] <Bytram> so true!
[21:17:27] <arti> some of them we practice without knowing, it's fascinating understanding them more and how old some things are
[21:17:13] <Bytram> nograb
[21:17:07] <arti> heyo
[21:17:00] * Bytram wasn't sure if I could 'grab' myself
[21:16:52] <Bytram> =)
[21:16:49] <Bender> Added quote 500
[21:16:49] <Bytram> !grab Bytram
[21:16:42] <Bytram> Why are soft skills so hard?
[21:16:41] <arti> they've had a profound impact on my personal and professional life
[21:16:12] <arti> i've been working on soft skills as well
[21:16:03] <arti> i'll reval after the project, like always
[21:16:03] <Bytram> on a positive note, my social skills have improved dramatically in the meantime!
[21:15:43] <arti> i'm not sure if i'll keep doing this, but it's interesting and i'm with a company with a very good culture
[21:15:34] <Bytram> for the time being, I've been testing SoylentNews getting my chops back in shape.
[21:15:06] <Bytram> not professionally; had some personal stuff happen right when the dot com boom went bust in the early 2000's... ended up getting out of the field, but would like to return
[21:14:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03AWS Free Tier
[21:14:57] <arti> https://aws.amazon.com
[21:13:47] <arti> is that what you do presently?
[21:13:25] <arti> :D
[21:13:14] <arti> my main priority is deployment, something we can version control and spin up and down
[21:13:12] <Bytram> you might have noticed I have some QA experience =)
[21:13:01] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:12:02] <arti> hippa is a good question, there are a few other developers wrangling stuff and they've made the call, since my other work is done i'm switchingt over to this
[21:11:50] <Bytram> tech problems, as difficult as they often are, are often small in comparison to all the other stuff that surrounds it.
[21:11:19] <arti> test it out a facility etc. moving staff around (licesnes between facilities)
[21:11:04] <arti> and it become more a license nightmare, for example we couldn't easily have beta licenses
[21:10:50] <ciri> :D
[21:10:49] <Bytram> lol
[21:10:41] <arti> we initially were looking at salesforce one (spaceball 1)
[21:10:22] <Bytram> what about hippa?
[21:10:08] <Bytram> true that
[21:10:06] <arti> oh rad
[21:10:00] * Bytram spent a couple years at IBM testing their VM operating system back in the early 80's
[21:09:57] <arti> since we're dealing with medicine it needs to be 24/7
[21:09:37] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:09:35] * Bytram thinks shift scheduling is deep voodoo
[21:09:22] <arti> one of the reasons for using amazon specifically is how robust they are and have a variety of datacenters with the ability to move between them super easily
[21:09:03] <Bytram> sounds interesting!
[21:08:58] <Bytram> e.g. netflix
[21:08:49] <Bytram> that's with major sites, of course.
[21:08:39] * Bytram has never understood why sites complain that it takes time to 'spin up' a VM... just have a couple already spinned up in a queue ready & waiting, as you *use* them, spin up another spare, lather/rinse/repeat.
[21:08:35] <arti> shifts and medicine stuff like that
[21:08:12] <arti> deployment of a health care application
[21:07:54] <arti> likewise, figured i should bite the bullet. they've got a pretty cool free tier. granted it's not enough to do massive projects on without hitting some limits but it's perfect for smaller sites/applications
[21:07:26] <Bytram> what are you deploying, if I may ask?
[21:07:15] * Bytram has never played with i
[21:07:11] <arti> looking into automating all of the deployment
[21:06:46] <Bytram> nod nod
[21:06:32] <arti> i think it's services /notnitpick
[21:06:23] <arti> yessir
[21:06:17] <Bytram> amazon web service(?)
[21:06:16] * arti typically goes with VPS
[21:06:06] <arti> pretty cool infrastructure
[21:05:56] <arti> playing around with AWS
[21:05:36] <Bytram> arti: whasup?
[21:05:17] <arti> :D
[20:55:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1308
[20:55:44] <Bytram> coffee++
[20:55:06] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 46°F, cloudy, wind S at 5 mph, humidity 63% - Thursday rain and snow (34°F-48°F), Friday rain and snow (33°F-48°F), Saturday cloudy (35°F-54°F), Sunday showers (37°F-52°F)
[20:55:05] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
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[20:55:01] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 43°F, cloudy, wind N at 4 mph, humidity 77% - Thursday partly cloudy (35°F-51°F), Friday partly cloudy (36°F-55°F), Saturday scattered showers (37°F-55°F), Sunday scattered showers (40°F-54°F)
[20:55:00] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[20:54:58] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 49°F, cloudy, wind W at 18 mph, humidity 30% - Thursday partly cloudy (36°F-51°F), Friday mostly cloudy (38°F-56°F), Saturday mostly sunny (40°F-58°F), Sunday partly cloudy (41°F-56°F)
[20:54:56] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[20:54:50] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5228, owned by Shakkuras
[20:54:49] <Bytram> !uid
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[18:33:44] <arti> apparently not
[18:30:16] <arti> is this the library that was used in like 1500 apps?
[18:28:02] <AndyTheAbsurd> I will keep laughing about that until an equally bad flaw is found in Android.
[18:27:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Evil Wi-Fi kills iPhones, iPods in range – 'No iOS Zone' SSL bug revealed • The Register
[18:27:57] <AndyTheAbsurd> http://www.theregister.co.uk hahahahahahahaha!
[18:27:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03EU leaders to declare: 'We cannot take more migrants' | EurActiv
[18:27:39] <arti> http://www.euractiv.com
[18:07:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - OpenID launched today - http://sylnt.us - all-our-identities-become-one
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[17:07:37] <CoolHand> AndyTheAbsurd: it looks like takyon might be looking at one of them now - possibly merging with another congressional story..
[17:06:16] <CoolHand> AndyTheAbsurd: thanks for your contribution... :)
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[13:49:14] <CoolHand> crutchy: feel free to contribute when you wake up :)
[13:46:28] <crutchy> i would do my usual shitty submissions to chock it up a bit but ima go sleepies
[13:45:35] <crutchy> ergh. queue is low
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[13:43:49] <crutchy> coffee++
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[13:22:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Timelapse del Volcán "Calbuco" de Chile en Erupción - YouTube
[13:22:45] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
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[12:03:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Yale Climate Change Poll - http://sylnt.us - you're-getting-warmer
[10:31:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Metasploit says Papers Please or Go Home! - http://sylnt.us - try-try-try-and-try-again
[09:33:17] <Subsentient> chromas: And so you know, the bodies you pick have varying health, resistances, and speed, so it matters which ones you make. Bug is not good for serious combat, it's used for disposable stuff like trucks and sensors for spying. :^)
[09:32:26] <Subsentient> you can see all research prerequisites and stuff there
[09:32:12] <Subsentient> chromas: http://betaguide.wz2100.net
[09:32:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Warzone 2100 Guide • Guide Index
[09:32:04] <NetCraft> ^ 03Warzone 2100 Guide • Guide Index
[09:32:04] <Subsentient> http://betaguide.wz2100.net
[09:32:03] <Subsentient> http://betaguide.wz2100.net.
[09:31:53] <Subsentient> chromas: But yeah, interestingly enough you research sensor upgrades to get the lasers.,
[09:31:38] <Subsentient> chromas: yeah, I had a friend asking me for something so I needed to quit. I needed the system resources.
[09:19:32] <chromas> I finally found the lasers I guess, but I've no idea how to get there in the tech tree, other than researching completely unrelated things
[09:18:38] <chromas> could've at least finished me off :)
[09:13:15] <Subsentient> chromas: Sorry, it was a dead game. Severe stalemate.
[08:43:30] <crutchy> hmm. or maybe not: http://blog.thenewstribune.com
[08:42:31] <crutchy> hehe. i think this one might be a little bit photoshopped: https://i.imgur.com
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[08:35:36] * chromas blames tinypic for everything
[08:34:44] <crutchy> stupid tinypic :/
[08:34:36] <crutchy> oh. i thought i just linked the actual image
[08:30:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Verizon Takes Step Toward A La Carte Cable - http://sylnt.us - now-we-can-have-our-cake-and-eat-it-too
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[08:30:21] <chromas> javascript_required_just_to_load_an_image--
[08:29:18] * SirFinkus vomits
[08:27:52] <crutchy> mirc looks fucking weird: http://i46.tinypic.com
[08:18:27] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[08:15:41] <crutchy> http://i.imgur.com
[08:00:45] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:59:15] <arti> Murkin'
[07:58:39] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Merkin
[07:58:38] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[07:57:17] <crutchy> the fur started out white
[07:56:29] <SirFinkus> same principle
[07:56:25] <SirFinkus> I'm sure your dentist tells you to floss
[07:56:07] * crutchy wonders what the skid factor is
[07:55:02] <SirFinkus> to rain on your sexy parade
[07:54:50] <SirFinkus> I bet those are for the men though
[07:53:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03Object of Intrigue: 19th-Century Greenlandic Seal Fur G-String | Atlas Obscura
[07:53:12] <arti> http://www.atlasobscura.com
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[07:30:09] * arti sets mode +hint
[07:29:59] <arti> they are.
[07:29:37] <SirFinkus> I thought all the cool kids were using "f" to interact
[07:28:53] <arti> press E to interact with it again, then.
[07:28:43] <arti> :|
[07:28:31] <SirFinkus> nope
[07:28:02] <arti> have you tried hitting it?
[07:27:51] <arti> :|
[07:19:27] <crutchy> you need xdebug spray
[07:19:27] <SirFinkus> it just went from 23:18 to 0:19 and back again
[07:19:02] <SirFinkus> or I'm insane
[07:18:40] <SirFinkus> hmm, my clock has a bug it appears
[07:10:18] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1306
[07:10:18] <crutchy> coffee++
[07:07:32] <SirFinkus> actually a good idea
[07:07:25] <chromas> Alberto would've done it
[07:07:10] <chromas> load up an aqu4bot and use $pageall :D
[07:06:49] <SirFinkus> or I could write my own bot, but the effort to spam ratio isn't low enough
[07:06:26] <chromas> SirFinkus: it's okay; you can ping all with a little <tab> magic
[07:06:12] <Subsentient> :^D
[07:06:01] <SirFinkus> oh you bastard
[07:05:54] <aqu4> The "pageall" command has been disabled.
[07:05:54] <Subsentient> $debug togglecmdenabled pageall
[07:05:52] <aqu4> The "pageall" command has been enabled.
[07:05:52] <Subsentient> $debug togglecmdenabled pageall
[07:05:50] * chromas ain't a n00b n0 m0r3
[07:05:47] <arti> that pages all
[07:05:42] <SirFinkus> ?
[07:05:41] <SirFinkus> $pageall
[07:05:37] <chromas> ooh, I lost my pacifier in game
[07:05:35] * SirFinkus forgot the prefix for pingall
[07:05:34] <Subsentient> The command you want is $pageall
[07:05:21] <chromas> yeah, someone should create a bot with command piping
[07:05:10] <SirFinkus> $pingall
[07:04:59] <SirFinkus> sorry
[07:04:57] <SirFinkus> $pingall | $burrito
[07:04:54] <chromas> tama said it, so it's okay
[07:04:49] <chromas> <tama> abortions are like potato chips
[07:04:44] <SirFinkus> $pingall | $borrito
[07:04:02] <chromas> Subsentient:
[07:04:00] <aqu4> The burrito command requires an argument.
[07:04:00] <chromas> $burrito
[07:03:49] <Subsentient> chromas:
[07:03:45] <aqu4> 3[1 of 1] Name: _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ | Map: 4Triumvirate-T1 (map-mod) | Host: SubSen MOEPP | Players: 1/4 | IP: 63.230.214.230 | Version: 3.1.2
[07:03:44] <Subsentient> $wz
[07:03:44] <Subsentient> hehe
[07:03:30] <chromas> but she didn't stop at just one
[07:03:11] <Subsentient> that's what she said
[07:02:52] <chromas> sure, I could fit one in
[07:02:40] <Subsentient> chromas: Game?
[07:02:25] <chromas> Subsentient:
[07:02:10] <Subsentient> chromas:
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[06:50:37] <sedctl> <chromas> airplane come and me live no more
[06:50:37] <chromas> s/work/live/
[06:49:59] <chromas> airplane come and me work no more
[06:49:29] <arti> six bomb, seven bomb, eight bomb more, cruise missile knocking at your door.
[06:49:11] <arti> come mr. taliban hand over bin laden. day light come and we bomb your home. one bomb two bomb, three bomb MORE.
[06:45:17] * chromas cracks the whip
[06:45:14] <chromas> Subsentient: just think: with aerious, you could beat systemd-networkd to gaining wireless support!
[06:10:29] <NetCraft> ^ 03Octoaww - GIF on Imgur
[06:10:28] <arti> http://imgur.com
[06:00:08] <aqu4> 3[1 of 1] Name: _u_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_r_e_s_ | Map: TruckTrekCO-T1 | Host: SubSen MOEPP | Players: 1/8 | IP: 63.230.214.230 | Version: 3.1.2
[06:00:08] <Subsentient> $wz
[05:59:46] <arti> battlefield meets SW universe with lots of money behind it
[05:59:29] <arti> the upcoming battlefront looks neato
[05:58:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Swallow Your Password - http://sylnt.us - ultimate-biometrics-for-us
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[05:51:30] <Subsentient> arti: And as far as WZ2100 goes, even when I'm really productive I unwind with lots of that in the evening. :^)
[05:50:39] <Subsentient> arti: I've got a project in mind currently that might be small enough I can achieve it and not hate myself.
[05:50:05] <arti> work on some items to poke into your portfolio
[05:48:45] <Subsentient> arti: that'd lose me my disability. It's illegal.
[05:48:24] <arti> sub, what about doing some gigs through craigslist?
[05:48:10] <NetCraft> ^ 03Warzone 2100: A Free And Open Source Real-Time Strategy Game
[05:48:09] <Subsentient> arti: Want a game to play? Join me in the undying glory: http://wz2100.net
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[05:47:45] * arti has a strong urge to play full throttle
[05:46:44] * Subsentient loves his many Pentium 3 class PCs
[05:46:05] <arti> !define ninja
[05:45:45] <Subsentient> Rents, Frisco, Your parents + a can of crisco
[05:45:41] <NetCraft> ^ 03John Carmack's Comments On C/C++ - Phoronix
[05:45:40] <Landon> http://www.phoronix.com will leave this as food for thought
[05:45:34] <arti> when you misuse words willfully it weakens your argument
[05:45:20] <mrcoolbp> arti: my 'rents are moving to 'Frisco, so it's a possibility
[05:45:04] <arti> murder applies to humans only
[05:44:57] <arti> a corpse is a person
[05:44:41] * Subsentient sees the murdered, mutilated crustacean corpses, pukes on arti
[05:44:38] <arti> wrap those bitches with asian greens (lettuce, pickled carrot and raddish shreds, mint) and dunk in some sauce
[05:44:02] <arti> http://www.eatingsaigon.com
[05:43:53] <mrcoolbp> arti: they make snake methinks
[05:43:53] <Landon> (but that one comes with hbo and is tempting, because game of thrones)
[05:43:43] <Landon> at&t is big on year contracts, so I can't find the real price for their $50/18mbps bundle
[05:43:41] <arti> and banh khot
[05:43:39] <mrcoolbp> Landon suck my Cox
[05:43:37] <arti> nah man, vermicelli and springrolls
[05:43:28] <mrcoolbp> Pho bitches
[05:43:23] <Landon> cox lowest 2 tiers: $56/15mbps, $66/50mbps
[05:43:20] <arti> i'll blow your mind with awesomeness
[05:43:20] <mrcoolbp> nice
[05:43:14] <arti> man, next time you come here we gotta get some vietnamese food
[05:43:09] <Landon> there's nothing good around here if I want a decent slow speed at an ok price
[05:43:03] <mrcoolbp> arti is actually pretty decent at prancing, I've seen 'em
[05:42:56] <Landon> feed that cable right up yer cox hole
[05:42:52] <Subsentient> Landon: I switched to Centurylink because they let me have a static IP on a consumer account for $5 extra and don't block any ports.
[05:42:36] <mrcoolbp> Landon: you'll tell Cox where they can put it?
[05:42:32] * arti prances
[05:42:28] <arti> ooooo look at me
[05:42:24] * arti dodges
[05:42:20] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at arti
[05:42:20] <Subsentient> $burrito arti
[05:42:17] <Landon> so I can tell cox what to do with their exorbitant prices
[05:42:17] <mrcoolbp> heh
[05:42:09] <arti> you just like juggs pressed up against you
[05:42:06] <Landon> just turned on unlimited data
[05:42:02] <Landon> pretty much
[05:42:01] <Subsentient> juggs: Thx for the hug BTW :^)
[05:41:44] <mrcoolbp> that's tru ^
[05:41:36] <arti> landon is actually a cellphone
[05:41:35] <Landon> no dog pictures tonight, due to phone issues
[05:41:15] <mrcoolbp> g'night Landon
[05:40:39] <Landon> must go to bed now, I think I unborked my phone
[05:40:11] <Landon> one of the biggest problems I have with medication is regular laser focus on the wrong thing
[05:39:40] <Landon> oh right :P
[05:39:27] <Subsentient> yeah well since OCD is based on too much focus, I'm skeptical any ADHD medication would be safe for me.
[05:38:54] <Landon> there are also some anti depressant medications that can be used, I didn't look into those because the stimulants work so far
[05:38:35] <Subsentient> Landon: yeah
[05:38:29] <Landon> Subsentient: stimulants?
[05:37:43] <Subsentient> Landon: I have that too but I can't get medication for it, because that will make the OCD worse.
[05:37:43] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: one of our 'sleeper' staff memebers ^
[05:37:40] <Landon> I would attempt doing something I enjoy, only to be frustrated that I wasn't enjoying it enough :\
[05:37:24] * Landon remembers how shitty it was with unmedicated adhd
[05:37:16] <Landon> Subsentient: good luck finding something that clicks
[05:37:05] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I generally sleep and play WZ when I'm like this. Some days it's just the sleeping part.
[05:37:03] <mrcoolbp> doesn't always have to be something you walk away with something "in hand"
[05:37:02] * arti makes a wild guess: pooping
[05:36:46] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: my thing is I try to do at least one thing every day that I enjoy, that's a good day
[05:36:39] <Subsentient> I'm scared to.
[05:36:33] <arti> well, you can always fire it up again.
[05:35:17] <Subsentient> I still have the source but it's all shut down.
[05:34:45] <arti> yay dns is up again.
[05:34:41] <Subsentient> It was a hell of a good thing to do, but I had to shut it down because the OCD was desensitizing me.
[05:34:16] <arti> yeah
[05:34:12] <Subsentient> arti: You remember Omen?
[05:33:57] <Subsentient> hah
[05:33:37] <arti> sounds like you need lots of sex
[05:33:36] <juggs> Hugs fix everything
[05:33:14] * juggs hugs Subsentient
[05:32:47] <Subsentient> And every day I'm terrified it'll quit working and the OCD will come back
[05:32:36] <Subsentient> 90% of the OCD is gone. Now I'm frustrated because I'm still too fucked up to do anything with my life.
[05:32:04] <Subsentient> They use it for OCD too but you need a much higher dose.\
[05:31:51] <Subsentient> arti: Ah. I'm on 80mg of Prozac and that's what's keeping me alive right now.
[05:31:37] <arti> helps mellow me out
[05:31:29] <arti> that's worked well for me, it's isolated from green tea
[05:30:54] <aqu4> No results found.
[05:30:54] <Subsentient> $ddg sunthanine
[05:30:51] <Subsentient> arti: No.
[05:30:11] <arti> heard of sunthanine?
[05:29:44] <arti> fek, my dns is wonky right now :|
[05:28:40] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Wiki: Primarily Obsessional OCD
[05:28:39] <Subsentient> arti: https://en.wikipedia.org READ THAT.
[05:28:39] <arti> no
[05:28:21] <Subsentient> arti: Did I ever give you a link to what's wrong with me?
[05:28:06] <arti> stress can be a real killer, it's destabilizing having your living situation threatened
[05:26:54] <arti> success is largely a mental thing, master yourself. anxiety comes from lack of action
[05:26:30] <arti> just think zero defects
[05:26:11] <arti> but each day that you're not doing it is another day lost
[05:26:04] <Subsentient> arti: that too. But I do end up walking a lot thanks to my financial situation
[05:25:57] <arti> change is hard man
[05:25:44] <arti> so you're lazy?
[05:24:47] <Subsentient> arti: and BTW in summer it doesn't dip below 100F in the night.
[05:24:33] <arti> it'll help thought
[05:24:25] <arti> you gotta do shit though, and it sucks starting out
[05:24:11] <mrcoolbp> good advice
[05:24:08] <arti> get a kettle bell then, don't have to leave home and you can do a great variety of exercises
[05:23:42] <arti> if you're not able to move around easily, jump into a pool.
[05:23:38] <Subsentient> But since I have no car and I'm forced to either walk or take a bus everywhere I guess yeah, I do get some excercise
[05:23:33] <arti> exercise will help deal with stress and assist with sleeping
[05:23:18] <arti> you have mornings and evenings
[05:22:58] <Subsentient> I live near Phoenix Arizona. It gets 120F commonly in the summer here, and it's already hitting 100
[05:22:26] <arti> are you able to exercise?
[05:22:22] <Subsentient> The OCD is the big reason for that
[05:22:12] <Subsentient> arti: No, I'm on disability. I've been hoping I'll eventually be stable enough to get a job at somewhere like Novell
[05:21:51] <arti> do you work?
[05:21:38] <Subsentient> and I never fucking do
[05:21:34] <Subsentient> But then I'm too tired to do it, and I tell myself "you'll feel up to it tomorrow"
[05:21:23] <Subsentient> I'm really starting to hate myself for not doing jack shit.
[05:20:49] <juggs> Revolution!
[05:19:46] <Subsentient> It's the "Life feels like a TV show" kinda tired.
[05:19:21] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[05:19:18] <arti> that's a horrible feeling
[05:19:10] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I am never fully awake anymore. :^(
[05:18:55] <mrcoolbp> Subsentinent: it's tough, I'm exhausted a lot = )
[05:17:58] <NetCraft> ^ 03Subsentient/aerious · GitHub
[05:17:57] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I wanted to work on this: https://github.com but I'm so exhausted there are often days I'm too tired to even play Warzone 2100.
[05:17:22] <mrcoolbp> SubSentient, that blows man, sorry to hear
[05:17:21] <Subsentient> hard*
[05:17:14] <Subsentient> so our search is really heart.
[05:17:12] <arti> it's like california, new york, miami
[05:17:11] <Subsentient> Most of the apartments
[05:17:04] <Subsentient> here they are requiring you make 3x what you pay in rent in monthly income.
[05:16:52] <arti> you in socal?
[05:16:45] <Subsentient> arti: ahh yeah the rent is a problem
[05:16:18] <arti> rising rent and zoning issues.
[05:16:04] <Subsentient> arti: Fighting what kind of something?
[05:15:52] <arti> wasn't sure if you were one of those people that's fighting something
[05:15:34] <arti> guess not, since they're extending it
[05:15:34] <Subsentient> arti: No, they already hiked the rent $140 so now we'll have to pay $340 more than usual.
[05:15:12] <arti> are you being evicted
[05:15:10] * Subsentient 's chronic exhaustion has gotten a lot worse.
[05:15:06] <arti> hmmm
[05:14:40] <Subsentient> I guess there's that.
[05:14:38] <Subsentient> At least I'm not dealing with OCD>
[05:13:27] <Subsentient> We got an extension but now we'll have to pay $200 more to stay this extra month
[05:12:11] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I've done almost nothing in recent weeks, editing, coding, housework. I'm wearing my last (was) clean shirt because I don't have energy to do laundry. And I still don't know where I'll live next month. :^(
[05:12:07] <SirFinkus> I'll never be afraid of a guy who can't spell "saber"
[05:11:43] * mrcoolbp points the saver at SirFinkus
[05:11:34] <mrcoolbp> just a precaution
[05:11:31] <SirFinkus> nice reaction time mrcoolbp
[05:10:53] * Subsentient wimpers
[05:10:11] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: What'd I do? :^(
[05:09:56] * mrcoolbp sees Subsentient and reaches for his light-saber
[04:57:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Researchers Design Material to Change Texture and Color Like Cuttlefish Do - http://sylnt.us - what-is-it-now
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[04:29:20] <SirFinkus> seems gimmicky, like carrot top or something
[04:29:00] <SirFinkus> idk, didn't even crack a smile
[04:28:40] <cmn32480> I think walter is my favorite dummy
[04:28:33] <cmn32480> Sirfinkus - he has had several Comedy Central specials, and he is funny as hell.
[04:27:19] * juggs Is used to being laughed at. Does not care and wins anyway :D :P
[04:24:42] <cmn32480> juggs? yes he is hilarious
[04:23:32] <SirFinkus> OH MAN THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS
[04:22:47] <cmn32480> juggs ^
[04:22:37] <NetCraft> ^ 03"José Jalapeño's bad day" | Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself - YouTube
[04:22:36] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[04:21:44] <cmn32480> he is a ventriloquist dummy for Jeff Dunham.
[04:21:03] <juggs> cmn32480, not familiar
[04:20:48] <NetCraft> ^✓ 03Imgur
[04:20:47] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[04:20:43] <SirFinkus> it's not an accomplishment
[04:20:32] <SirFinkus> congrats, you spawned
[04:20:29] <cmn32480> you familiar with Jose Jalepeno on a Stick juggs?
[04:20:26] <SirFinkus> I fucking hate those family stickers
[04:20:12] <cmn32480> that's awful. Hilarious, but awful
[04:19:42] <cmn32480> or funny
[04:19:40] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[04:19:21] <juggs> Things - all things should be mounted on a stick..... it makes them scary
[04:18:49] <cmn32480> I have a Jalepeno on a stick, what's your point?
[04:18:26] <SirFinkus> not an expert, but the issue seems far too nuanced for the rhetoric put out by both sides
[04:18:17] <juggs> I have a fish hook on a stick, no the basic principal is not too hard
[04:17:43] <cmn32480> the basic principal isn't too hard
[04:17:22] <cmn32480> abortion is between you, your moral compass, and your God
[04:17:07] <SirFinkus> cmn32480 easy problem to solve, have two separate compartments
[04:16:58] * juggs whacks chromas with an appendage
[04:16:41] <SirFinkus> I'm in favor of post-natal abortion though
[04:16:28] <cmn32480> on the surface, the A/C idea shouldn't be hard except that the release of the gas might force the liquid out of the can, depending on the force with which it releases
[04:16:27] <Bender> Added quote 499
[04:16:27] <chromas> Bender: grab juggs
[04:16:19] <juggs> Shoot the baby? Is that acceptable?
[04:16:12] <SirFinkus> I'm either complicit in child murder, or hate women, depending on who asks
[04:15:40] <SirFinkus> I like guns, I'm ambivalent about abortions, which pisses everybody off
[04:15:11] * cmn32480 agrees. Chormas does agitate
[04:14:57] * chromas agitates
[04:14:56] <Bender> karma - cookies: 5
[04:14:56] <cmn32480> cookies++
[04:14:53] <SirFinkus> yup
[04:14:52] <chromas> hey, who here likes guns and abortions?
[04:14:47] <cmn32480> You are suggesting a compressed gas, similar to the way your standard refrigerator or air conditioner works, SirFinkus?
[04:13:26] <SirFinkus> it's basically an agitator
[04:13:20] <SirFinkus> also, that's not how the Guiness thing works
[04:13:02] <juggs> true - but you can bet the method is patented up the wazoo
[04:12:28] <SirFinkus> juggs: not to the extent where you can just bring a warm can of Guinness to the beach, open it, and have a cold beverage
[04:11:46] <SirFinkus> die of cunt rot ciri
[04:11:46] <juggs> SirFinkus, already been done with "widgets" in the can. Guinness Draft for e.g. has a little compressed CO2 widget in the base of the can that pops on opening the can. Granted that is more to put the bubbles into the beer, but the expansion causes cooling.
[04:11:34] <ciri> out and about!! SirFinkus
[04:11:34] <SirFinkus> where the cooling would be noticeable
[04:11:25] <SirFinkus> well, to a greater extent
[04:10:11] <chromas> We could clal it pop and/or soda :)
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[04:08:11] * SirFinkus wonders if the economics would work out
[04:07:19] <SirFinkus> idea: store drinks along with a highly-compressed gas, when they are opened they cool instantly
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[03:59:38] <cmn32480> being that I fall inot the No Date section I agree
[03:58:33] <juggs> Need more female input on the male matrix. Hot / broke - date, Any / Moneyed - marry. Seems a bit coarse - I'd like to think it's not true.
[03:52:59] <cmn32480> but I think the matrix still applies
[03:52:52] <cmn32480> highly likely that could be the answer juggs.
[03:49:02] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5228, owned by Shakkuras
[03:49:02] <cmn32480> !uid
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[03:31:35] <NetCraft> ^ 03Why women are "crazy" // Anna Akana - YouTube
[03:31:34] <juggs> Be Afraid https://www.youtube.com
[03:23:29] <juggs> sounds like my home connection :(
[03:19:33] <cmn32480> damn... this hotel conenction sucks. took 30 seconds to bring up the editing interface
[03:17:06] <juggs> Fair enough. I'm in no position to hold a position on gun ownership / open | concealed carry in the US. Just seemed somewhat of an odd juxtaposition to the rest of the vid.
[03:14:00] <cmn32480> James Yeager owns a company called Tactical Response. the first video seems to be a cut from the second link
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[03:13:01] <juggs> Oookay - why the gun pointed toward the viewer and "TACTICAL RESPONSE" at the start? Bit odd given the subject at hand :/
[03:12:08] <cmn32480> glad to see that Netcraft confirmed it
[03:11:49] <cmn32480> this is the original video, and has a female version at 6:00
[03:11:34] <NetCraft> ^ 03Hot Crazy Matrix - A Man's Guide to Women - YouTube
[03:11:32] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[03:08:49] <cmn32480> agreed
[03:08:38] <juggs> the same can likely be said by females about males. or indeed females dating females or males dating males. I expect the crazy / hot matrix is equally applicable whatever the gender of the participants.
[03:07:44] <cmn32480> "this is where your car gets keyed"
[03:07:13] <cmn32480> scary part is it is SO true
[03:06:21] <juggs> Or in an open carry state I guess - not sure it is even a badge, might just be a fixture for the holster. Don't know enough about these things to say one way or another being from a none gun-toting locale
[03:04:45] <cmn32480> I believe the guy is a cop or federal agent of some kind
[03:04:21] <juggs> why does he need a side arm and a badge attached to his belt to white board that chart? :/
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[03:00:08] <cmn32480> we all know a "Tiffany", even by another name
[02:59:45] <juggs> redheads, strippers, anyone called "Tiffany", hairdressers :D
[02:56:33] <cmn32480> goofball
[02:56:29] <cmn32480> no, the calp
[02:56:19] <SpallsHurgenson> beer?
[02:56:05] <cmn32480> no. I have successfully avoided that my whole life
[02:55:48] <SpallsHurgenson> have you tried?
[02:55:24] <cmn32480> the clap?
[02:55:19] <SpallsHurgenson> (or cause?)
[02:55:18] <cmn32480> the clap?
[02:55:11] <SpallsHurgenson> oh beer, is there anything you can't solve?
[02:54:56] <cmn32480> the hot crazy matrix that I put up earlier is hilarious
[02:54:23] <cmn32480> beer solved it
[02:52:55] <juggs> nothing a swift punch and a beer can't resolve afterwards
[02:52:45] <cmn32480> basically... he was still giggling about it at dinner an hour later
[02:52:22] <juggs> I can see the humour in that too :D Watch cmn32480 squirm :D
[02:51:22] <cmn32480> but he has a sick sense of humor and was getting a good laugh out of me being flirted with
[02:51:13] <chromas> so "no" then
[02:51:12] <juggs> lol, git!
[02:51:02] <cmn32480> married nearly 40 years
[02:50:51] <juggs> Is he attached?
[02:50:34] <cmn32480> the guy I'm traveling wiht was not helping me out either. He was continuing the conversation with her while I was obviously trying to extract myself from it
[02:49:22] <cmn32480> 7 hot 8 crazy... definetly in the danger zone
[02:48:56] <cmn32480> very
[02:48:52] <juggs> classy
[02:48:48] <cmn32480> probably dumb as a post
[02:48:39] <cmn32480> she continued flirting
[02:48:34] <cmn32480> it was made clear that I am married when I told the guy I am traveling with "Remind me to call my wife and kids later"
[02:47:37] <cmn32480> I don't wear a ring when doing installations. too much chance of catchign it on somethign adn damaging the ring or ripping off a finger
[02:47:02] <juggs> Not sure that flirting would cause reputation damage per se - flirting with a clearly married man.... yeh, that's a bit grimy or desperate.
[02:45:14] <juggs> possibly. somewhat unlikely if you wear a wedding ring, unless we're venturing into blackmail kinda crazy territory. Yah - just best not to go there if already attached regardless how hot they are.
[02:44:57] <cmn32480> she was flirting in front of the other peolpe that she works with. definetly lasting reputation damage
[02:43:35] <cmn32480> or she was trying to find an out of towner to get her out of this one horse town
[02:42:21] <juggs> probably extremely bored - oooh out of towner with an expense budget, could be a free meal and bit of fun and they'll be outta here tomorrow so no lasting reputation damage or local stalker BS to deal with.
[02:41:40] <NetCraft> ^ 03The Universal Hot vs Crazy Matrix - a Man's Guide to Women - YouTube
[02:41:40] <cmn32480> https://www.youtube.com
[02:41:04] <cmn32480> but she was kinda hot
[02:40:58] <cmn32480> based on the fact that she was trying to pick up a random out of towner in an Ace hardware... she rates pretty high on the crazy scale
[02:39:43] <cmn32480> good thing I saw right through it
[02:39:37] <cmn32480> yeah.. highly likely that Chelsea was a setup
[02:39:06] <juggs> she was probably set up to do that by Mrs cmn32480 - who is of course also lurking here :D
[02:38:25] * chromas takes off the michael jackson grabbing glove
[02:38:07] <chromas> hey cmn32480
[02:38:01] <cmn32480> hiya chromas
[02:37:55] <cmn32480> figures....
[02:37:42] <Bender> Added quote 498
[02:37:41] <chromas> Bender: grab cmn32480
[02:37:18] <cmn32480> ow... if it had penetrated the fat, that might have hurt
[02:36:57] <paulej72> you were too heavy though
[02:36:29] <cmn32480> but on the fun side of life, me and my travel partner were in Ace Hardware and the girl who was helping us tried to pick me up
[02:35:41] <cmn32480> night paulej72
[02:35:20] <paulej72> off to bed for me. cya later
[02:35:14] <cmn32480> I odn't even care if my wife is there
[02:35:06] <cmn32480> I just wanna sleep in my own bed.
[02:34:15] <cmn32480> hoping to finish early and head home on Friday instead of Saturday
[02:33:45] <cmn32480> yup
[02:33:26] <juggs> cmn32480, you still camped out in hotel hell?
[02:26:50] <juggs> It's preparation for the apocalypse - that there is FUEL storage
[02:25:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Chinese Scientists Have Genetically Modified Human Embryos - http://sylnt.us - no-ethical-issues-here
[02:25:08] <cmn32480> in other words, when you got a great tool build a shed over it?
[02:24:51] <SpallsHurgenson> s natural body armor!
[02:24:47] <SpallsHurgenson> it's not a paunch! it
[02:24:15] <juggs> Age or a paunch will do that to ya
[02:23:54] <Bender> Quote 497 - <SpallsHurgenson> but nobody grabs me anymore
[02:23:54] <cmn32480> !quote 497
[02:23:19] <SpallsHurgenson> oh wow, I remember 393; that one was great. nothing like 414 and 474 though
[02:22:46] <Bender> Also in quotes: 275, 304, 305, 393, 395, 403, 404, 414, 442, 443, 465, 474, 494
[02:22:42] <Bender> Quote 209 - <paulej72> sec's up
[02:22:41] <paulej72> !quote paulej72
[02:22:19] <Bender> Added quote 497
[02:22:19] <cmn32480> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:22:01] <SpallsHurgenson> but nobody grabs me anymore
[02:21:55] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, maybe one or two things in the past
[02:21:40] <Bender> Also in quotes: 21, 24, 50, 57, 72, 202, 245, 261, 273, 277, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 294, 309, 313, 318, 324, 326, 341, 348, 349, 376, 377, 380, 383, 384, 387, 389, 392, 400, 411, 473, 483, 484
[02:21:36] <Bender> Quote 15 - <SpallsHurgenson> as a nerd, I am unfamiliar with this thing you call "sunlight"
[02:21:36] <juggs> !quote SpallsHurgenson
[02:21:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm glad I've never said anything worth grabbing :)
[02:20:38] <cmn32480> immortalized out of context
[02:20:18] <juggs> :D
[02:20:14] <cmn32480> oh happy day
[02:20:02] <Bender> Quote 496 - <cmn32480> I have done it to my kids
[02:20:02] <cmn32480> !quote 496
[02:19:54] <Bender> Quote 481 - <cmn32480> sorry crutchy... just had my first Summer Shandy of the season
[02:19:54] <cmn32480> !quote 481
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[02:19:22] <Bender> Quote 420 - <cmn32480> WHOSE TOUCHING MY BREASTS?!?!?!?!!
[02:19:22] <juggs> !quote 420
[02:19:14] <Bender> Quote 481 - <cmn32480> sorry crutchy... just had my first Summer Shandy of the season
[02:19:14] <juggs> !quote 481
[02:19:02] <Bender> Also in quotes: 420, 481, 496
[02:18:59] <Bender> Also in quotes: 420, 481, 496
[02:18:58] <Bender> Quote 419 - <cmn32480> Sorry folks.. I'll be occupied the rest of the evening playing with my new appendages
[02:18:58] <juggs> !quote cmn32480
[02:18:55] <Bender> Quote 419 - <cmn32480> Sorry folks.. I'll be occupied the rest of the evening playing with my new appendages
[02:18:55] <juggs> !quote cmn32480
[02:18:52] <Bender> see !list for loaded plugins and "!help plugin" for help on the plugin.
[02:18:48] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[02:18:48] <paulej72> !quote 1
[02:18:48] <Bender> documentation for jsonbot can be found at http://jsonbot.org
[02:18:48] <juggs> !help
[02:18:20] <cmn32480> he won't answer. Oh well
[02:18:02] <juggs> now*
[02:17:59] <juggs> Looks good no paulej72 :)
[02:17:58] <cmn32480> bender is a fucktard
[02:16:21] <cmn32480> then I shall ask Bender
[02:16:02] <SpallsHurgenson> bribes help
[02:15:49] <cmn32480> how does one see Bender's quote file?
[02:14:29] <cmn32480> ahh yes... things out of context
[02:14:20] <paulej72> yea there was a stray comma on that specific set of styles.
[02:13:50] <juggs> muahahahaha - now you can never leave!
[02:13:39] <Bender> Added quote 496
[02:13:39] <juggs> !grab cmn32480
[02:13:32] <SpallsHurgenson> video or it didn't happen :)
[02:12:44] <cmn32480> I have done it to my kids
[02:12:36] <cmn32480> SpallsHurgenson - turning the car around?
[02:12:09] * juggs dives out the sunroof
[02:11:59] <SpallsHurgenson> has anyone's dad EVER followed through on that threat?
[02:11:34] <juggs> paulej72, just thought it looked a little odd. Font looks oversized too (perhaps picking up browser default rather than from css maybe)
[02:11:22] <cmn32480> YES JUGGS. NOW GET OUT! I might even slow down
[02:10:43] <paulej72> juggs: looks like i goofed somewheres
[02:10:40] <juggs> ARE WE THERE YET DAD???
[02:10:36] <cmn32480> I want the coffee
[02:10:36] <SpallsHurgenson> more like cardboard toruses
[02:10:33] <cmn32480> f**k the donuts
[02:10:23] <SpallsHurgenson> what they sell at Dunkin Donuts aren't real donuts
[02:10:20] <juggs> WAAAHHH!!!!1
[02:10:17] <cmn32480> I'm going into withdrawal
[02:10:05] <cmn32480> NO!. and there isn't a Dunkin Donuts within 100 miles of my current location.
[02:09:47] <cmn32480> only if you are good Spalls...
[02:09:46] <juggs> ARE WE THERE YET DAD???
[02:09:25] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, do donuts!
[02:09:05] <cmn32480> You kids calm down or I will turn this car RIGHT AROUND!
[02:08:42] <SpallsHurgenson> DadMom!
[02:08:36] <SpallsHurgenson> Mom!
[02:08:22] <juggs> DAD!!!
[02:08:15] <cmn32480> heya kids
[02:07:57] <SpallsHurgenson> damn straight!
[02:07:52] <chromas> He needs a thousand-and-one
[02:07:33] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, surely you have about a thousand spare monitors on your man-cave shelves? :/
[02:06:13] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN (dev) article: Status Update: 12 March 2014
[02:06:11] <juggs> Something amiss with the CSS here? https://dev.soylentnews.org Text in the article is hard up against the left edge of the box it's in (no margin). Not logged in that is.
[02:05:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I need more monitors
[02:04:16] <juggs> looks purdy
[02:01:59] <NetCraft> ^ 03Search 'this title'
[02:01:58] <paulej72> https://dev.soylentnews.org
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[02:01:13] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 148
[02:01:13] <chromas> paulej72++
[02:01:11] <chromas> nerd vidyas!
[02:01:05] <NetCraft> ^ 03Fran Blanche - YouTube
[02:01:04] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[02:00:39] <paulej72> making search on dev not look like shit
[02:00:00] <NetCraft> ^ 03BilHerd - YouTube
[01:59:58] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:38:08] <juggs> opps :D
[01:38:01] <juggs> me pours the sambuca shots
[01:37:35] <SpallsHurgenson> Amiga! Amiga! Amiga!
[01:26:24] <chromas> from the other-people-would've-posted-these-links-but-they-left-the-channel dept
[01:25:45] <NetCraft> ^ 03Mac Portables at VCF East X - YouTube
[01:25:44] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:25:37] <NetCraft> ^ 0330 Years Of Amiga at VCF East X - YouTube
[01:25:36] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[01:24:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - First Exoplanet Visible Light Spectrum - http://sylnt.us - exophoton
[00:57:11] <SpallsHurgenson> in the year 27,932AD, all that will remain of today's civilization is Bender's quote file. The theories they will make about our culture based on that will be quite... amusing :)
[00:52:18] <Bender> Added quote 495
[00:52:17] <SpallsHurgenson> !grab chromas
[00:51:28] <chromas> "He–he touched my buffer :'("
[00:50:26] <chromas> Why is this not an episode of L&O:SVU?
[00:48:03] * SpallsHurgenson touches the internet inappropriately
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[00:38:53] <chromas> hijack this dongliner
[00:38:44] <chromas> gay taliban
[00:36:59] <arti> chromas, or a single frame of a dong.
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[00:27:34] <SpallsHurgenson> assuming ~1 second per year, a single frame would encompass about 15 days. The twin towers fell down a mite faster than that :)
[00:23:26] <chromas> You're right; I should go back and see if there's a single frame with an approaching plane
[00:22:42] <SpallsHurgenson> time scale is too fast; the collapse would have taken ~1/60th of a single frame :)
[00:21:19] <chromas> Wouldn't that scare the shit out of riders, seeing a plane fade in and hit
[00:20:56] <chromas> That's pretty nifty except they glossed over the one building disappearing
[00:18:21] <NetCraft> ^ 03One World Trade Center elevators offer 500 year history ride in 47 seconds - YouTube
[00:18:20] <SpallsHurgenson> well... this is a less depressing video: https://www.youtube.com :)
[00:17:49] <SpallsHurgenson> indeed; the one argument they COULD have made was that she was intefering in an arrest... except their actions before and after shows that she really wasn't
[00:17:04] <chromas> Also, they were standing around dor whatever reason, then after he attacked her, suddenly their business there was done and they walked off
[00:15:44] <SpallsHurgenson> the woman was being provactive true, but not so much that they had the right to seize and destroy her property
[00:12:15] <chromas> it's probably because she wouldn't stfu