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[23:59:26] <paulej72> nobody home
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[22:03:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Using Adderall in the Office to Get Ahead - http://sylnt.us - better-living-through-chemistry
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[20:32:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Valve to Implement Two-Tiered Account System - http://sylnt.us - gabe-needs-our-cash
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[19:01:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Australian Scientists Cure Hepatitis B in Animal Trials - http://sylnt.us - trial-wonders-that-we-never-see-in-real-life
[18:57:15] <CoolHand> Gravis: fixed
[18:55:33] <CoolHand> good.. about time to have to go to a meeting though... ttyl..
[18:52:50] <arti> how's it going ^_^
[18:51:34] <CoolHand> good afternoon arti
[18:38:34] <arti> morning soylentils
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[18:30:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03Update on Canine Influenza (Dog Flu) Outbreak Reported in Chicago Area | News (Flu) | CDC
[18:30:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03CDC - Page Not Found
[18:30:42] <NetCraft> ^ 03SN article: The Rise of H3N2 Canine Flu in the US 04(18 comments)
[18:30:40] <Gravis> the link this this summary ( https://soylentnews.org ) to http://www.cdc.gov is incorrect. it should link to http://www.cdc.gov
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[17:30:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - "Microsoft Open Technologies" MS Subsidiary Closes - http://sylnt.us - dr-jekyll-or-mr-hyde
[15:59:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Norway to be First Nation to Switch Off National Analog FM Stations - http://sylnt.us - digital-killed-the-fm-star
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[14:52:54] <kadal> ah, maggie. Haven't eaten it in about 5 years
[14:27:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - It's 2015 and Your Windows Server Can Still be Pwned by a JPEG - http://sylnt.us - a-pictures-worth-a-thousand-lines-of-malware
[14:26:46] <FatPhil> ooops, wrong window
[14:26:33] <FatPhil> "Two and a half Finns in top 4"
[14:21:53] <crutchy> with some spices chucked in
[14:21:33] <crutchy> magi 2 minute chicken noodles
[14:15:23] <kadal> it's 10:15 am here, and I'm hungry....
[14:15:09] <kadal> instant ramen?
[14:07:02] <crutchy> its just passed midnight and i'm making noodles
[13:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway. out for likely the rest of the day.
[13:57:50] <paulej72> well I do not commit from dev much
[13:57:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> in git i mean
[13:57:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> removed the global user.name and user.email settings cause i got tired of all my commits being done as NC. you can make your own dir and not get your settings overwritten by his now.
[13:56:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> okey doke. i'm done monkeying with rehash.
[13:55:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, leave it in slashd but just have it update the db instead of writing to a file.
[13:55:32] <paulej72> I was poking, but not changing anything
[13:55:06] <paulej72> the comment system all ready has a comment count being tracked, so it should be trivial to have it update the story as well
[13:54:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, were you poking on dev? cause i was switching branches around in ~/src/rehash.
[13:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> so it doesn't have to be done multiple times every single page load but that's an ignorant way to do it. skip the file and just write it to the db.
[13:52:39] <paulej72> wtf why write the comment count to a file then read it in to set it in the db. that is so braindead
[13:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> sideways progress. found out some things it wasn't. did manage to get u+0001 not giving us 500s anymore though.
[13:51:37] <paulej72> did you make any progress?
[13:51:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> my codey time is up though
[13:50:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, no worries. we can dynamic that up easy enough.
[13:50:32] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: figured out why comment counts are not being updated. freshenup.pl writes the data to a file and then looks it up as needed to update the stories. NC removed the code when removing the static files.
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[13:04:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> having minor luck with utf8 in urls but the 0x0001 character is proper now.
[13:03:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> set up src/rehash-tmb that's tied to my repo as origin. make for more clean work that way at least.
[13:02:39] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[13:02:04] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: I pulled my stuff but I never did so derectly off of lithium
[12:58:28] <crutchy> yup
[12:58:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, over the network?
[12:56:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Pig Sludge Separation to Drinking Water - http://sylnt.us - from-poop-to-pure
[12:48:01] <crutchy> not the most efficient :/
[12:47:37] <crutchy> bot is sending about 100 Mb of data per hour out the api socket
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[12:42:33] <crutchy> might have been a SJW :D
[12:42:24] <crutchy> true
[12:20:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, coulda been a liberal guy i spose. any other type of male wouldn't have gotten bunched panties over EF
[12:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> nm, someone left a change uncommitted so i needed to push again regardless.
[12:17:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, you push to master on github yet?
[12:16:52] * crutchy isn't convinced konomi is/was really a girlie though
[12:16:02] * crutchy thinks konomi would disagree... by throwing a chainsaw at you (or something along those lines)
[12:15:59] <paulej72> OK I need to get ready and go to work. be back after 9 or so
[12:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'pink. pink's a girlie color.
[12:14:37] <crutchy> that doesn't look like female skin
[12:14:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> pwnies
[12:13:55] <crutchy> is there a female skin?
[12:12:26] <paulej72> well it is susposed to check the first part and match it aginst a skin. If matched set the skin.
[12:12:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of, i hate that. it keeps me from finding out what script i'm supposed to be working on without looking in the vhost file for rewrite rules.
[12:11:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just set it to split on any subdir and explicitly exclude things like /my/blah
[12:11:00] <paulej72> my thoughts as well
[12:10:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, the n would be wasted
[12:10:26] <paulej72> but I think he wanted /n/breakingnews to work or some such
[12:10:21] * crutchy doesn't deal with apache confs enough to know/remember
[12:10:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, thas no biggie then.
[12:10:09] <crutchy> does DirectoryIndex allow default for subdirectories?
[12:10:01] <paulej72> NC did a split on the url with / and is looking for at least two elemtents to the array, when there is only on in this case.
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[12:09:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'm gonna monkey with finding out why unicode n some of the ascii range stuff is acting funky
[12:09:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> we should prolly fix that
[12:09:18] <paulej72> its a bug in the Apache.pm module
[12:09:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> weird
[12:09:02] <paulej72> but the nexus skin is not loaded properly when there is not a 2nd part of the url
[12:08:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> don't need rewrite to get /breakingnews/ to show /breakingnews/index.pl though
[12:07:36] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: nexus url handeling is a bit borked
[12:07:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya
[12:07:27] <crutchy> tmb, remember... rewrite is not our friend
[12:06:52] <crutchy> omg! its full of... gray
[12:06:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't show if you just hit /breakingnews/ though
[12:06:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, nifty
[12:06:05] <paulej72> preview of what nexues will look like
[12:05:37] <NetCraft> ^* 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[12:05:37] <paulej72> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:05:05] <paulej72> I commited my code and have pulled to master
[12:04:45] <paulej72> going to get your code on
[12:04:37] <ciri> not sure
[12:04:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> how goes?
[12:04:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[12:04:05] <paulej72> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[11:56:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Rise of H3N2 Canine Flu in the US - http://sylnt.us - watching-out-for-our-best-friends
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[11:30:41] <chromas> " The original article is so full of holes that I've printed it out to use it as a replacement for my colander."
[11:30:30] <chromas> Sounds rockin'
[11:25:35] <crutchy> the internets was invented in straya by the abordiginals. when someone wanted to send a message, they threw a rock at a nearby person, then that person threw the same rock at the next nearest person. if someone threw the rock at someone hard enough to knock them out, that was considered packet loss
[11:20:48] <chromas> " Back in the day there was UUCP, in which everybody held hands, sang Kumbaya, and passed mail around from one network node to another until it hopefully reached its destination."
[10:57:32] <crutchy> especially turtles
[10:50:28] <chromas> Nah, everything in nyc stinks
[10:35:52] <NetCraft> ^ 03Wiki: Lingchi
[10:35:52] <crutchy> damn. http://en.wikipedia.org
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[10:26:14] <sedctl> <crutchy> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Something Smells: Cities Use High Tech to Investigate Unpleasant Odors - http://sylnt.us - somethings-rotten-in-nyc ...yeah, liberals
[10:26:14] <crutchy> Bender, s/$/ ...yeah, liberals/
[10:24:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Something Smells: Cities Use High Tech to Investigate Unpleasant Odors - http://sylnt.us - somethings-rotten-in-nyc
[10:22:43] <crutchy> bugger. not registered
[10:21:23] <crutchy> or maybe it doesn't even have one
[10:21:14] <crutchy> damn. i forgot exec's password on dev
[10:00:49] <crutchy> maybe it was an artifact from freenode
[09:59:46] <crutchy> just before i did the ~title thing
[09:59:32] <crutchy> i could have sworn a minute ago my vhost here was my real ip host
[09:57:53] <crutchy> derp
[09:57:49] <exec> 13192.168.0.2
[09:57:48] <crutchy> ~title http://irciv.us.to
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[09:56:44] <chromas> @71.81.ouw.rwh ? new fake vhosts?
[09:56:15] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 165
[09:56:15] <chromas> crutchy++
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[09:49:07] <crutchy> or someone digs up a cable
[09:48:49] <crutchy> that happpens
[09:48:40] <chromas> must've been maintenance. I should read their emails
[09:48:36] <chromas> my internet had a sad
[09:47:40] * crutchy puts the defib kit away
[09:47:18] <crutchy> he lives!
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[09:41:36] <crutchy> all the garbage is in the left memo. if i type ~slash-test in the alias textbox, only stdout from ~slash-test alias processes will appear there. makes debugging a script much easier cos normally there's a whole bunch of shit scrolling by so output from a specific script run can disappear from the terminal pretty quickly
[09:39:37] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, http://picpaste.com
[09:34:04] <crutchy> haf fun
[09:30:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> back in an hour or two
[09:29:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe ima boot winders n beat up baddies till i wake up nuff to code
[09:27:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, that makes no sense to me but good nuff
[09:27:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1304
[09:27:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[09:26:16] <crutchy> puts stdout for a single alias into a separate memo so its not lost in all the garbage
[09:25:41] <crutchy> with help of new execstat alias monitor :D
[09:25:28] * crutchy is trying to get comment posting working using new lib function
[09:24:44] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1303
[09:24:44] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:24:27] <crutchy> maybe its out having a slash
[09:10:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, apparently slashd ain't running proper on dev
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[08:53:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Scientists are Using Electrodes to Remote Control People - http://sylnt.us - only-paranoid-if-they're-not-really-out-to-get-us
[08:43:50] <exec> https://github.com
[08:43:46] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue comment count, comment count on homepage showing zero for articles with comments
[08:41:32] <crutchy> noticed on dev that the home page says zero comments for articles with comments
[08:40:56] <exec> name "tmb" set for location "Jackson, TN, USA"
[08:40:55] <crutchy> ~time-add tmb Jackson, TN, USA
[08:40:40] <exec> Tuesday, 21 April 2015 @ 3:40 am CDT - Jackson, TN, USA
[08:40:39] <crutchy> ~time TheMightyBuzzard
[08:40:35] <crutchy> hmm
[08:40:32] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 21 April 2015, 8:40 am
[08:40:31] <crutchy> ~time tmb
[08:40:29] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Tuesday, 21 April 2015, 8:40 am
[08:40:27] <crutchy> ~time tmb\
[08:40:20] <crutchy> prolly bit early i guess
[08:40:15] <crutchy> any devs around?
[08:19:48] <crutchy> bit slow too eh
[08:19:40] <crutchy> i'm good thanks arti. bit tired
[07:55:38] <FatPhil> But, as I admit at the bottom - if you need to explain the joke, it wasn't funny.
[07:55:13] <FatPhil> I sometimes do flamebaity posts that are actual flamebait, hoping for a funny or touche, but that wasn't one of them
[07:54:24] <FatPhil> https://soylentnews.org
[07:48:59] <arti> quick, we must inject more into the site
[07:48:42] <arti> maybe they need recalibration?
[07:48:12] <FatPhil> Damn, my sense of humour's too advanced for SN mods :-(
[07:43:22] <arti> how're you today crutchy?
[07:43:15] <arti> :)
[07:38:32] <crutchy> maybe he's alive, but not as we know it
[07:37:28] <arti> he's dead, jim.
[07:32:56] <crutchy> oooh nooooo!
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[07:04:04] <chromas> bonersation
[07:00:59] <crutchy> aw man i missed a dick conversation
[06:52:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Earth is 'Humming', and Scientists Think They Know Why - http://sylnt.us - we-thought-it-was-only-us-hearing-strange-noises
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[05:58:53] <JamesNZ> \o
[05:48:28] <arti> evening
[05:42:58] <JamesNZ> That would be properly terrifying.
[05:33:12] <Subsentient> http://i.imgur.com
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[04:53:15] <cmn32480> night spalls
[04:52:56] <SpallsHurgenson> have a good evening
[04:52:52] <SpallsHurgenson> well that's okay then
[04:52:43] <cmn32480> I qualify under the second category
[04:52:40] <SpallsHurgenson> :)
[04:52:34] <SpallsHurgenson> and the tired
[04:52:32] <SpallsHurgenson> sleep is for the weak
[04:52:31] <cmn32480> goodnight all
[04:52:01] <cmn32480> again
[04:51:58] <cmn32480> ok it's bed time. gotta be up early
[04:51:01] <cmn32480> fair enough
[04:50:52] <SpallsHurgenson> just as soon as I figure out what those words mean
[04:50:43] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I shall strive for something more esoteric and intellectual!
[04:50:20] <cmn32480> sometimes they ar the best kind
[04:50:14] <cmn32480> Go for the obvious joke
[04:49:44] * SpallsHurgenson goes to make the obvious joke... but then stops. "Too easy."
[04:49:16] <cmn32480> I expect nothing less. Some days we all need to have a few big dick jokes
[04:48:31] <SpallsHurgenson> (tee-hee, dick jokes! I'm really raising the level of discourse tonight :)
[04:48:16] <juggs> You need balls with their own gravity
[04:48:14] <cmn32480> se.. that wasn't nice
[04:47:44] <SpallsHurgenson> variables too small for accurate prediction
[04:46:58] <cmn32480> nope. they are right here
[04:45:21] <SpallsHurgenson> data missing
[04:44:45] <cmn32480> I figured ~weather my balls would be in poor taste
[04:43:48] <exec> 03Blue Ball, PA, USA - currently 58°F / 14°C, thunderstorm, wind NW at 6 mph, humidity 91% - Monday thunderstorm (56°F-72°F / 13°C-22°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F-64°F / 8°C-18°C), Wednesday rain (39°F-62°F / 4°C-17°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (37°F-54°F / 3°C-12°C)
[04:43:47] <cmn32480> ~weather blue ball
[04:43:37] <exec> 03Intercourse, PA, USA - currently 60°F / 16°C, rain, wind W at 5 mph, humidity 82% - Monday isolated thunderstorms (55°F-73°F / 13°C-23°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (45°F-64°F / 7°C-18°C), Wednesday rain (39°F-61°F / 4°C-16°C), Thursday mostly cloudy (36°F-55°F / 2°C-13°C)
[04:43:35] <cmn32480> ~weather intercourse
[04:43:21] <cmn32480> booooo
[04:43:16] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:43:15] <cmn32480> ~weather heaven
[04:43:00] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, stupid bot, I can't be more precise than that!
[04:42:56] <exec> 03Washington, DC, USA - currently 63°F / 17°C, mostly cloudy, wind S at 4 mph, humidity 85% - Monday showers (56°F-79°F / 13°C-26°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (51°F-68°F / 11°C-20°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (44°F-69°F / 7°C-21°C), Thursday partly cloudy (42°F-63°F / 6°C-17°C)
[04:42:55] <cmn32480> ~weather hell
[04:42:38] <exec> syntax: ~weather <location>
[04:42:37] <SpallsHurgenson> ~weather somewhere over there, no slightly to the left of that
[04:42:18] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 164
[04:42:18] <cmn32480> crutchy++
[04:42:07] <exec> 03Alamosa, CO, USA - currently 42°F / 6°C, clear, wind N at 3 mph, humidity 47% - Monday partly cloudy (27°F-51°F / -3°C-11°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (29°F-65°F / -2°C-18°C), Wednesday scattered thunderstorms (28°F-64°F / -2°C-18°C), Thursday mostly sunny (30°F-65°F / -1°C-18°C)
[04:42:06] <cmn32480> ~weather Alamosa, CO
[04:41:27] <exec> 03Durango, CO, USA - currently 44°F / 7°C, clear, wind N at 6 mph, humidity 44% - Monday clear (32°F-61°F / 0°C-16°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (36°F-68°F / 2°C-20°C), Wednesday partly cloudy (32°F-67°F / 0°C-19°C), Thursday mostly sunny (35°F-65°F / 2°C-18°C)
[04:41:25] <cmn32480> ~weather Durango, CO
[04:40:37] * juggs is a sick a little
[04:40:17] <SpallsHurgenson> momma always did say I was sweet
[04:39:09] * juggs cackles as SpallsHurgenson's sugar-cube body dissolves. Lay mines would you? HA!
[04:33:01] <SpallsHurgenson> wow... its really coming down now
[04:32:01] <juggs> You upset Thor
[04:31:09] <SpallsHurgenson> I went outside to yell at the sky and it peed on me :(
[04:30:29] <cmn32480> boy flashing or gilr flashing?
[04:30:22] <paulej72> tell it to shut the fuck up and go to sleep
[04:30:18] <SpallsHurgenson> also, it's flashing me
[04:29:53] <SpallsHurgenson> the sky is being noisy again.
[04:20:50] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 146
[04:20:50] <cmn32480> paulej72++
[04:20:41] <cmn32480> amen to that.
[04:20:34] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 145
[04:20:34] <juggs> paulej72++
[04:20:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Machines Are Coming - http://sylnt.us - luddites-r-us
[04:10:33] * SpallsHurgenson starts thinking really hard
[04:09:42] <chromas> you will, when it gets there
[04:09:39] <cmn32480> ruin my fun. you ruiner
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[04:09:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't get it
[04:06:38] <cmn32480> they gonna rename it DuckDuckSlow?
[04:05:01] <SpallsHurgenson> DuckDuckGo is getting slower and slower
[03:58:03] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 58°F / 14°C, cloudy, wind NE at 4 mph, humidity 95% - Monday showers (56°F-72°F / 13°C-22°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (46°F-67°F / 8°C-19°C), Wednesday scattered showers (40°F-66°F / 4°C-19°C), Thursday partly cloudy (36°F-58°F / 2°C-14°C)
[03:58:01] <paulej72> ~weather
[03:55:52] <paulej72> killed off a few bugs, but found a bunch more
[03:55:16] <paulej72> rehash updates have been merged.
[03:55:15] <MrMustache> ^ 03MineWolf Mine-Clearance Machine - Army Technology
[03:55:13] * juggs returns with http://www.army-technology.com - hold my beer and watch this!!!
[03:53:58] * juggs carefully backs off the lawn being sure to only tread in his own recent footprints
[03:53:05] <SpallsHurgenson> there's always more lawn (and more mines)
[03:52:39] <juggs> what? it's already full of massive craters thanks to your mine deployment
[03:51:14] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! not my beautiful lawn!
[03:51:01] <juggs> something something lawn dark side
[03:50:41] <juggs> damn rouges everywhere :( my bluster is well and truly flustered by your incisive detective work SpallsHurgenson - pesky kids!
[03:49:01] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm... I think juggs is faking it. Nobody who uses all-caps ever spells rogue "rogue" instead of "rouge" :)
[03:47:49] <juggs> S/IF/IS/
[03:47:35] <juggs> MINE WILL NEVER WEAR OUT DUE TO NEVER HAVING TO USE IT - YOUR PLAN IF FOILED YOU ROGUE!!!!!1
[03:47:02] <SpallsHurgenson> this new trend gladdens me, as I own majority stock in the company that manufactures the CAPSLOCK key on all keyboards :)
[03:45:51] <juggs> 32.24% IF I AM NOT MISTAKEN!!!1
[03:45:16] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, like that but with 32% more diablocism :)
[03:44:50] <cmn32480> excellent
[03:44:30] * SpallsHurgenson tents his fingers and cackles evilly
[03:43:00] <cmn32480> Thanks SpallsHurgenson
[03:42:46] <juggs> THAT'S GREAT!!!1
[03:42:23] <cmn32480> Now I will always see juggs as Loud Howard
[03:42:04] <cmn32480> lol
[03:41:39] <SpallsHurgenson> for some reason when I read that I imagined you as Loud Howard from Dilbert
[03:40:28] <juggs> I'M SO TOTALLY CONVINCED NOW!!!1
[03:38:43] <SpallsHurgenson> but swiss used CAPS and everything! what more do you need? :)
[03:36:45] <juggs> I'm not convinced
[03:36:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I think swiss is a vehement anti-sneakist.
[03:36:21] <juggs> shiny golden squirrels
[03:36:02] <SpallsHurgenson> this explains more!
[03:35:55] <juggs> squirrels... that's it
[03:35:47] <SpallsHurgenson> this explains much
[03:35:47] <juggs> no...
[03:35:36] <juggs> badgers??
[03:34:57] <SpallsHurgenson> what are non-sneaky people?
[03:33:12] <swiss> SNEAKY PEAOPLE ARE SNEAKY
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[03:31:45] <juggs> I suspect swiss would know more about that than I
[03:28:15] <cmn32480> *patient
[03:28:07] <cmn32480> she must be awful patinet
[03:27:22] <cmn32480> 15 yeasrs is a long time as a deep cover agent.... to catch me working on a site that didn't exist much over a year ago
[03:26:49] <juggs> she has you where she wants you the devious hellion!! :D :D
[03:26:31] <swiss> she might be deep undercover
[03:25:46] <cmn32480> I've been married to her almost 10 years... and together for 15. I'm pretty sure
[03:25:23] <juggs> that's what she wants you to believe
[03:25:02] <cmn32480> she's not that computer literate
[03:24:47] <juggs> SoyCows can /nick too you know :D Or even not be a SoyCow to begin with by changing the nick on the login page
[03:24:42] <cmn32480> dear god... If I called her a SoyCow... I'd be on the couch for weeks
[03:24:07] <cmn32480> she'd never be known as SoyCow juggs
[03:23:42] HookerAndBlow is now known as cmn32480
[03:23:36] <HookerAndBlow> apparently the & is frowned upon
[03:23:30] <swiss> lol
[03:23:20] Hookers is now known as HookerAndBlow
[03:23:01] <Hookers> hmmmm
[03:22:23] cmn32480 is now known as Hookers
[03:22:18] <swiss> so she has to say she's married to hookers and blow
[03:22:09] <swiss> change your name to hookers and blow
[03:22:01] <swiss> how lame
[03:21:59] <juggs> Careful... she's probably lurking in here under a pseudonym! :D
[03:21:14] <cmn32480> she's no fun sometimes
[03:21:04] <cmn32480> my wife would have no part of it
[03:20:55] <cmn32480> good guess Kreskin
[03:20:40] <juggs> Lemme guess - the name choices were overruled
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[03:20:26] <cmn32480> just to hear the vapor lock
[03:20:14] <cmn32480> So I could be on the phone wiht somebody and say I was laying on the couch with Hooker and Blow
[03:19:47] <cmn32480> that is what I wanted to name my cats... Hooker and Blow
[03:18:30] <juggs> have hooker#1 take care of the email while you work on hooker#2 and the blow! What could possibly go wrong?
[03:17:20] <cmn32480> I'll try to keep the party noise to a minimum
[03:17:06] <cmn32480> now I get to go through all the email that came in all day while we were out on site... whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[03:16:32] <cmn32480> I just got back from dinner with the guy I'm traveling with adn the customer
[03:16:04] <MrMustache> ^ 03Tales From Tech Support
[03:16:03] <juggs> peaceful. Just idly browsing some https://www.reddit.com
[03:15:17] <cmn32480> doin' alright Juggs... how goes your world?
[03:14:54] <juggs> hola cmn32480 - everything good?
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[02:18:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 43% of World's Electric Cars Bought in 2014 - http://sylnt.us - electrify-me
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[01:47:48] * SpallsHurgenson makes chromas stay after and write "I will share interesting links" 100 times
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[01:20:53] <chromas> nope; keeping my gum to myself as well
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[01:19:04] <SpallsHurgenson> and did you share with the rest of the class, young man?
[01:14:13] <chromas> heh, I just watched that a bit ago
[01:12:20] <MrMustache> ^ 03Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Patent Trolls
[01:12:20] <SpallsHurgenson> he says nothing new but says it funny http://videosift.com
[01:09:52] <BadCoderFinger> Might skip painting for a bit.
[01:07:02] <SpallsHurgenson> also the fog suddenly seems more of a red mist now :)
[01:03:01] <BadCoderFinger> Definitely "were" then.
[00:59:32] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the explisions outside :)
[00:56:08] <BadCoderFinger> Hopefully "were"
[00:51:23] <SpallsHurgenson> why? I never go outside! that's where the pigs and hippies are!
[00:49:56] <BadCoderFinger> That's effective. Hope you drew a map, though.
[00:49:32] <SpallsHurgenson> me too; that's why I've laid down landmines!
[00:48:22] <BadCoderFinger> I worry about your lawn with hippies and pigs on it.
[00:37:27] <SpallsHurgenson> <mutter mutter> dirty hippies. damn pigs. Get off my lawn, the lot of you!
[00:36:46] <SpallsHurgenson> government: stop trying to legislate morality. potsmokers: fix whatever is fucking wrong with you that you need to ingest a chemical to feel happy :-/
[00:35:06] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I think the criminalization of the stuff is ridiculous too, but the worship over this stupid little herb just reminds me how sad must be the lives of most pot-smokers
[00:34:05] <SpallsHurgenson> oh please let us not discuss anything to do with pot. I've heard enough about it today already
[00:32:53] <chromas> they're just all getting high right now
[00:26:30] <SpallsHurgenson> they need to plug in some more human-batteries :)
[00:26:14] <SpallsHurgenson> it could also be a problem with the PSU; they might not have enough juice to drive all those GPUs
[00:25:28] <juggs> Couldn't you lend it some from your spares shelves Spalls?
[00:24:18] <SpallsHurgenson> so I look outside and see that there's a thick fog bank covering everything so I can't see more than 40' away... and the first thing that crosses my mind is that the world must be suffering a GPU failure that they have to push back the clipping plane so dramatically
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