#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-20

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[00:22:24] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[00:22:57] <SpallsHurgenson> eeep! don't look at me! I'm not ready yet! I'm still wearing pants!
[00:23:19] <BadCoderFinger> Need I remind you about the pants?
[00:23:33] <SpallsHurgenson> okay, now I can talk :)
[00:24:23] <SpallsHurgenson> except I don't have anything to talk about
[00:24:28] <SpallsHurgenson> not that will stop me, of course
[00:25:48] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[00:27:08] <SpallsHurgenson> also, I wouldn't want to give people here the wrong impression about me by just rambling; after all, in #soylent I am well regarded for the high-level and intelligent discourse I bring to the channel :) :)
[00:27:33] <SpallsHurgenson> (I hear crickets)
[00:27:44] <crutchy> as long as we don't make this a pants free zone we won't have to worry about crazies attacking us with pants. our right to wear pants is protected by the constitution!
[00:28:46] <BadCoderFinger> Wear two pairs. You never know...
[00:28:49] <SpallsHurgenson> its not about the pants, its about my gorgeous hairy legs :) :) :)
[00:29:06] <SpallsHurgenson> and also about the pants
[00:29:14] <crutchy> i have 3 of them ;P
[00:29:21] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... are we talking American pants or British pants? They aren't the same.
[00:29:33] <crutchy> north african pants
[00:30:13] <crutchy> when you're a king you have to know these things
[00:30:23] <juggs> I thought those got hunted to extinction
[00:30:49] <crutchy> ingen recreated them
[00:31:13] * SpallsHurgenson imagines a zoo-exhibit with the last surviving pair of NA Pants sadly pacing back and forth
[00:31:39] <crutchy> they were devastated by the cloned pants wars
[00:32:01] <SpallsHurgenson> are those like clown pants?
[00:32:19] <crutchy> they have zippers and everything
[00:33:08] <SpallsHurgenson> Oh, hell no! No tiny metal teeth for me down there! Button fly only!
[00:33:47] * crutchy has to drive to the airport again in about an hour. i hate the airport
[00:33:53] <crutchy> full of pants
[00:34:18] <SpallsHurgenson> back in the day, we used to go to the airport as an exciting family day trip
[00:34:48] <BadCoderFinger> Also it's full of zippers. The TSA is on the verge of making zippers mandatory since buttonflies support terrorism.
[00:34:51] <crutchy> actually the drive to the airport is the worse part
[00:35:12] <crutchy> nearly 3 hours each way :(
[00:36:22] <SpallsHurgenson> 30 minutes drive to the airport, 2 hour 30 navigating its terminals and parking lot :)
[00:36:51] <crutchy> 1 and a half hours driving on freeway, 1 and a half hours sitting in traffic on freeway
[00:37:41] <crutchy> hopefully won't be as bad today cos its middle of the day instead of morning, but still not looking forward to it
[00:37:55] <juggs> sounds great. Bring on the self driving cars - can't come soon enough.
[00:38:46] <SpallsHurgenson> I still say the real solution is in catapults
[00:40:09] <SpallsHurgenson> (I hear crickets again)
[00:40:50] <juggs> nah, you broke the internet again spalls
[00:41:16] <BadCoderFinger> Wow man. You win several internets, then break them all.
[00:41:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I was just thinking about how the word "freeway" is not really used that commonly here.
[00:41:59] <juggs> call them "motorway" here
[00:43:10] <SpallsHurgenson> mostly the generic "highway" 'round these parts, and only use the alternatives - thruway, freeway, expressway, parkway - if it is in the road's official name.
[00:43:28] <SpallsHurgenson> I think calling 'em freeways is a western-US thing.
[00:44:03] * SpallsHurgenson glares at California
[00:44:18] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, everyone glares at California.
[00:44:42] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, but I was doin' it before it was cool, man! :)
[00:47:08] <BadCoderFinger> That's your Dennis Hopper impression, is it?
[00:47:18] <juggs> ~define parkway
[00:47:21] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03parkway: Abbreviation of New Jersey's Garden State Parkway, the main artery connecting North Jersey to the Jersey Shore. Engineered and contructed in the 1950's, it encompasses 172 exits over a course...
[00:47:43] <juggs> a highway thru a park or wut?
[00:47:45] <BadCoderFinger> So... You park on a driveway and drive on a parkway... got it.
[00:49:06] <SpallsHurgenson> wiki sayet "a parkway is a broad, landscaped highway thoroughfare."
[00:49:09] <juggs> A parkway is a broad, landscaped highway thoroughfare.[1] The term is particularly used for a roadway in a park or connecting to a park from which trucks and other heavy vehicles are excluded.[1] Many parkways originally intended for scenic, recreational driving have evolved into major urban and commuter routes.
[00:49:27] <SpallsHurgenson> get off that wiki page, juggs! I'm still reading it!
[00:49:46] <BadCoderFinger> Wait, wiki pages have a user mutex?
[00:49:48] <juggs> my sorries - didn't mean to wiki-block you
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[00:50:58] <SpallsHurgenson> sorry, my instincts were formed back in the day before people could access data simultaneously
[00:51:41] <juggs> Error - Record Locked by user X. Ahhh, the memories
[00:51:58] <BadCoderFinger> "Back in my day, we didn't have DNS. You had to input the IP address with switches on the front panel."
[00:52:18] <SpallsHurgenson> like when kid brother tried to read one my comics, the acceptable response was to smack 'im until he let go :)
[00:52:25] <juggs> I my day we used an abacus
[00:53:08] <SpallsHurgenson> yes, smacking kid brother with an abacus worked well :)
[00:54:45] <BadCoderFinger> You have to be mindful of the pointy bits, but yes, an abacus works well for damaging people.
[00:56:02] <SpallsHurgenson> people... and also kid brothers, who aren't included in the former :)
[00:56:25] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, they never are.
[00:58:19] <SpallsHurgenson> also known as "spare organ bank" :)
[00:58:30] <BadCoderFinger> Subspecies: Bratticus Maximus
[00:59:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Touts QUIC Protocol - http://sylnt.us - pick-a-peck-of-packets
[01:00:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm starting to think google's actions may not always be in our best interests
[01:01:21] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah. I expect the protocol to have built in analytics headers, and every other packet is an advertisement.
[01:02:27] <juggs> It's a faster way to establish TLS / secure connections in a web browser IIRC from other stories on it elsewhere.
[01:02:57] <juggs> Removes much of the handshaking stuff after the first connection
[01:03:37] <juggs> That was my take away at least - may well be wrong
[01:05:28] <juggs> No doubt self-serving to reduce protocol overhead load on their own servers, but it didn't seem totally bat-shit insane on a cursory inspection
[01:06:26] <BadCoderFinger> It could be the greatest protocol ever, but if the source is suspect, well, I'm suspicious.
[01:07:52] <BadCoderFinger> I mean, a 1x1 gif can be a tracker. So I can see something innocuous turning into something awful.
[01:12:24] <juggs> Hmm.. well IIRC they are pushing it via IETF for formalisation and acceptance. I'd presume it would get suitable scrutiny there. Who knows - it may come and go like SPDY did
[01:13:22] <juggs> Google are so effin huge now that some things they come out with are genuinely not ebil in and of themselves.
[01:14:49] <BadCoderFinger> That's true, but I can't help being suspicious.
[01:16:19] <BadCoderFinger> And, like Android, most things don't start evil.
[01:16:46] <BadCoderFinger> But the beancounters get involved, and the bottom line is, Google is an advertising company.
[01:17:19] <juggs> I know the feeling - I'd usually say "trust but verify" but in their case I'd say "distrust and go over with a very fine toothed comb before proceeding". That said they do at least make an effort to contribute some good back to the internet on which they leach.
[01:18:01] <BadCoderFinger> And they've shown they're not afraid of ditching mildly popular products that just don't make the advertising revenue.
[01:19:11] <BadCoderFinger> The worst bit about Android is the spamware. Even the OS doesn't want you to block ads. And those bits cost me money from the cell company!
[01:19:38] <juggs> True - but this isn't a product, it's a protocol. Perhaps it gives a 1% protocol overhead or traffic volume reduction. Big wows right? But if you have a gadzillion servers, that translates into big $$$ savings.
[01:20:01] <BadCoderFinger> That is true.
[01:20:20] <BadCoderFinger> If it was internal only, then they could just do whatever they want.
[01:20:26] <kadal> I rooted my android phone and installed AdAway off F-Droid. Works pretty well.
[01:22:24] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, all they can do is put support for it into the Chrome browser. No other browser will support it until it goes through IETF. I really don't think QUIC is some nasty ebil plot.
[01:23:03] <BadCoderFinger> You're right, it probably isn't.
[01:24:15] <BadCoderFinger> I ditched my Android phone. The ads were part of the reason, but the real reason was I kept trying to make it into a laptop.
[01:24:24] <juggs> Whether they can get others to adopt it and it gains critical mass... is another matter. Protocols and browser maintainers - yeh that's a horribly politicised space.
[01:24:26] <BadCoderFinger> Now I carry a dumb phone and a laptop.
[01:24:34] <chromas> Your phone had ads?
[01:24:58] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, at first.
[01:24:58] <SpallsHurgenson> google is an evil self-serving corporationl that's why I only use microsoft products :) :)
[01:25:48] <BadCoderFinger> I rooted it, put Cyanogen9 on it, and kept adding stuff.
[01:25:55] <BadCoderFinger> It was still no N900 though.
[01:26:19] * chromas notes that rooting isn't required for changing the firmware
[01:26:44] <BadCoderFinger> The only smartphone I ever loved was the N900. But it still had its faults.
[01:27:09] <BadCoderFinger> chromas: Sometimes. I had to unlock the bootloader and replace it with clockwork.
[01:27:14] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't love any phones, largely because - in the end - they are phones :)
[01:28:14] <SpallsHurgenson> and all phones are evil things
[01:28:33] <BadCoderFinger> When they ring in the middle of the night, they are truly vile.
[01:29:05] <chromas> pocket_computers++
[01:29:05] <Bender> karma - pocket_computers: 3
[01:29:18] <SpallsHurgenson> I miss my Palm
[01:29:20] <chromas> phones--
[01:29:20] <Bender> karma - phones: -2
[01:29:35] * chromas remembers the Tandy PC-3
[01:29:47] <SpallsHurgenson> (well, actually I don't, because I still own three that are sitting in my closet :)
[01:33:03] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, I still rock a candy-bar Nokia 6300 http://www.gsmarena.com Solid little phone - all alloy and steel construction. Makes me an old fart I expect - bet meh, I have computery devices to do computery things and feel no need to have my face welded to my phone 24/7 for a "social" stream of consciousness. It phones, it texts, it can do email and web (slowly) should I need to in a pinch. That's enough for me.
[01:33:04] <MrMustache> ^ 03Nokia 6300 - Full phone specifications
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[01:33:40] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[01:33:43] <BadCoderFinger> Sounds like a good choice to me.
[01:33:56] <juggs> sup EF
[01:34:06] <BadCoderFinger> EF: What's the drink of the day?
[01:35:04] <Ethanol-fueled> Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin.
[01:35:17] <BadCoderFinger> I don't even know what that is!
[01:35:22] <juggs> Is that a drink or a random selection of words?
[01:35:33] <Ethanol-fueled> strong beer with grapefruit innit.
[01:36:48] <Ethanol-fueled> just gave a substandard performance for database class final.
[01:37:40] <Ethanol-fueled> bastards quizzed us on stuff we weren't even allowed the full amount of time to learn because the instructors are in a hurry to wrap up the class and give themselves a break, haha. Man, I hope they're grading on a curve.
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[01:46:54] <juggs> Sounds brutal. Though, you do realise you could be expected to do a little work outside the class time to explore $thing_being_discussed not just be expected to regurgitate the class's contents on the exam paper. Ultimately that is what will make you great, not just a token piece of paper waver like all the others.
[01:49:10] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah right. If I had the time I had with the previous exam and the one before that, I would have done much better.
[01:49:47] <Ethanol-fueled> Besides, it's not about being an underachiever, it's about jumping through the hoops to get the piece of paper so I can learn REAL lessons ON THE JOB.
[01:53:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Learning through Google to work on personal projects is fun only because you get to do it on your own terms. But having to learn the bitter real-world experience in an employment context is what I want.
[01:54:41] <Ethanol-fueled> Being Rah-Rah about college is for naive kids. I pay the money and give you a nudge, you give me a wink, I jump through the hoops. That's the name of the game.
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[02:01:37] <juggs> Granted that is true. But getting the best results on the piece of paper you wave to get the job to get the "real lessons" - gets you the better job - the better starting position from which to spring board. HR filters on job applicants for positions at larger firms are evil hoops to be jumped through to be sure, but they are mostly automated and cannot be argued with. Getting past that filter gets you an interview with someone who is actually comp
[02:01:37] <juggs> etent to assess your actual skills rather than the paper you wave. But what is on the paper gets you past the filter. Fucking daft situation - but it is what it is.
[02:02:27] <Ethanol-fueled> Yup, and in the case of many a bureacracy here, that's exactly what it is. And they can do that.
[02:04:57] <juggs> It's like some fucked up dungeon crawl game, where you dropped the burnt out torch some rooms back only to find you are now expected to have the burnt out torch to be able to scrawl a charcoal message on the wall - and no you can't go back to get it. Plan carefully.
[02:10:12] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, good ol' Business and Bureacracy. I'm a level 6 paper-pusher with a +3 red stapler!
[02:10:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Spalls, you work for a place that takes care of you and you do your 40 hours a week and spend the rest sleeping and tending to your Anime collection.
[02:12:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Or in my case, sleeping and masturbating.
[02:22:11] <SpallsHurgenson> son of a snickerdoodle! GTA5 crashed in the middle of a heist :(
[02:22:13] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, do you have the 4 hole punch with the 100 page addition yet? If so go on the "chain" quest asap, then you can chain it to your desk before the random oik walks off with it.
[02:23:00] * juggs did not expect SpallsHurgenson to be playing GTA5
[02:23:07] <SpallsHurgenson> no but when I reach level 9, I get henchmen... erm, I mean, "direct reports" :)
[02:23:34] * juggs blinks
[02:24:03] -!- cmn32480 [cmn32480!cmn32480@Soylent/Staff/Editor/cmn32480] has joined #Soylent
[02:24:03] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v cmn32480] by Imogen
[02:24:39] <juggs> greetings cmn32480
[02:24:43] <cmn32480> ~time Durango, CO
[02:24:47] <cmn32480> heya juggs
[02:25:04] <cmn32480> ~weather durango CO
[02:25:07] <juggs> bot 404 - crutchy went away
[02:25:11] <cmn32480> DOH
[02:25:24] <juggs> ^weather durango SO
[02:25:25] <geotti_away> Invalid query. Learn to type, dumbass.
[02:25:33] <juggs> ^weather durango CO
[02:25:34] <geotti_away> [Durango, Colorado] Clear. Temp is 8.8*C but feels like 7*C. North wind: 10.1 kph.
[02:25:48] <juggs> ^time durango CO
[02:25:58] <juggs> meh
[02:26:02] <cmn32480> Is it bad I'm trying to figure out what time zone I am in?
[02:26:22] <Ethanol-fueled> colorado is awesome.
[02:26:31] <cmn32480> awesome isn't a time zone
[02:26:44] <cmn32480> can we start easy?
[02:26:48] <Ethanol-fueled> It's the most awesome state in that time zone.
[02:26:59] <juggs> not bad if you are travelling I suppose. Would be worrying if you were static
[02:27:00] <cmn32480> but this town does have a very cool train ride if I can make the job go fast
[02:27:19] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Sleeping_in_piss
[02:27:32] <cmn32480> From thursday to today here are the major cities I have been in:
[02:27:36] <cmn32480> Baltimore
[02:27:59] <cmn32480> New Orleans->Baltimore->Albuquerque->Durango
[02:28:18] <cmn32480> I was home for about 36 hours before I caught another plane
[02:28:55] <cmn32480> i mght have myslef committed for 72 hours just so I can take a long nap
[02:30:22] <cmn32480> but how have you been juggs? Good?
[02:31:42] <juggs> So So. SNAFU. As is par for course with me.
[02:32:35] <cmn32480> as long as SNAFU is normal, I guess that is good
[02:39:24] <juggs> SNAFU = Situation Normal All Fucked Up. I'm working on the AFU bit :)
[02:41:00] <juggs> $search_engine_of_choice will reveal the history of the term SNAFU
[02:41:31] Sleeping_in_piss is now known as waking_up_wet
[02:42:27] <SirFinkus> oh, EF is here
[02:42:52] <waking_up_wet> I'm not EF, EF is a racist.
[02:43:00] <SirFinkus> oh
[02:43:14] <SirFinkus> and generally a terrible person
[02:43:20] <SirFinkus> or so I've been told
[02:43:20] waking_up_wet is now known as HAL_Goldberg
[02:45:18] * juggs sighs
[02:45:31] <SirFinkus> anyway, I've been sort of looking for the Kenneth Pinyan video since yesterday, apparently it exists
[02:45:40] <SirFinkus> figured you might know where to find that sort of thing
[02:45:53] <juggs> Me or EF?
[02:45:59] <SirFinkus> EF
[02:46:10] <SirFinkus> although if you do, I won't judge
[02:46:12] <HAL_Goldberg> HAHAHAHAH, leave that poor Boeing engineer alone. He can love whomever he wants.
[02:46:37] <SirFinkus> according to wikipedia the video was widely disseminated across the internet
[02:47:03] <HAL_Goldberg> If he wants to love Arabians instead of Mustangs, who are you to judge?
[02:47:44] <takyon> he couldn't take the D
[02:47:59] <SirFinkus> "The prosecutor's office wanted to charge Tait with animal abuse, but the police found no evidence of abused animals on the many videotapes they collected from his home. As there was no law against humanely fucking one horse, the prosecutors could only charge Tait with trespassing."
[02:48:14] <SirFinkus> I love that quote
[02:48:28] <HAL_Goldberg> > not having your own horse so trespassing isn't an issue.
[02:48:49] <HAL_Goldberg> He was a Boeing engineer in Washington, he could have damn sure afforded his own horse.
[02:48:50] <SirFinkus> I love the implication that it would have been a crime if it had been a polygamist relationship
[02:49:17] <SirFinkus> Well, Tait was the guy who facilitated and filmed the endeavors
[02:49:28] <SirFinkus> recently got arrested again
[02:49:31] <HAL_Goldberg> SirFinkus - was the horse underage?
[02:49:37] <SirFinkus> no prizes for guessing what for
[02:49:44] <SirFinkus> hmm, interesting question
[02:49:52] <SirFinkus> suspiciously little information on the horse itself
[02:50:01] <SirFinkus> probably redacted to protect the victim
[02:51:24] <HAL_Goldberg> Huh. That poor horse is going to be pretty confused for awhile.
[02:51:54] <SirFinkus> http://apps.leg.wa.gov
[02:51:54] <MrMustache> ^ 03RCW 16.52.205: Animal cruelty in the first degree.
[02:52:04] <SirFinkus> they swiftly outlawed it after the fact
[02:52:21] <takyon> "got consent?"
[02:52:25] <SirFinkus> "(d) Knowingly engages in, organizes, promotes, conducts, advertises, aids, abets, participates in as an observer, or performs any service in the furtherance of an act involving any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal for a commercial or recreational purpose; or"
[02:52:38] <SirFinkus> gives a new meaning to "prepping the bull"
[02:53:50] <SirFinkus> ""Sexual contact" means any contact, however slight, between the mouth, sex organ, or anus of a person and the sex organ or anus of an animal, or any intrusion, however slight, of any part of the body of the person into the sex organ or anus of an animal, or any intrusion of the sex organ or anus of the person into the mouth of the animal, for the purpose of sexual gratification or arousal of the person."
[02:54:01] <SirFinkus> I'm still 12 years old
[02:54:16] * SpallsHurgenson giggles at the word "anus"
[02:54:23] <HAL_Goldberg> The phrase "however slight" was also used in the military UCMJ laws of sodomy and I believe rape as well.
[02:54:24] <SpallsHurgenson> that means butt, tee-hee
[02:54:49] <takyon> Close Encounters of the 16.52.205 Kind
[02:55:18] <SirFinkus> I think the Japanese did a a rubbing thing when the women wanted to preserve their virginity
[02:55:28] <SirFinkus> avoiding the "however slight"
[02:55:35] <HAL_Goldberg> SirFinkus, years ago I had Moroccans as roommates.
[02:55:57] <SpallsHurgenson> a rubbing? like they put velum paper on the woman and traced over her with charcoal so they'd get an imprint? :)
[02:56:04] <SirFinkus> yes, that
[02:56:29] <HAL_Goldberg> They confirmed not only did they praise Allah while using cocaine, but that anal sex was common with women in the sphere of Arabic influence as a way to preserve their virginity.
[02:56:31] <SpallsHurgenson> oh those wacky Japanese!
[02:56:44] <SirFinkus> I hear the mormons do that too
[02:56:48] <SirFinkus> not the cocaine
[02:56:56] <SirFinkus> well, I'm sure they do coke too
[02:56:59] <SirFinkus> but the anal thing
[02:57:12] <HAL_Goldberg> They have to wait for America for cocaine. But they were already polymorphously perverse individuals.
[02:57:46] <takyon> aka good folks
[02:58:17] <HAL_Goldberg> Moroccans are very dramatic. Good cooks but terrible roommates. They'll argue all night in 3 different languages.
[02:58:39] * SirFinkus doesn't know any Moraccans
[02:58:58] <HAL_Goldberg> Women like them because they are mommas' boys, and like me prefer thick curvy women. Thick curvy women are like India's sacred cows in Morocco...
[02:59:22] <HAL_Goldberg> ...and massage parlors give homosexual erotic massages.
[02:59:43] <SirFinkus> thank god
[03:00:13] <HAL_Goldberg> But it's not violating Koranic law because it's done under the therapeutic guise of massage. Just like in India, how a form of massages briefly strokes the female groin area.
[03:01:53] <SirFinkus> I found this movie on my Turkish friend's hard drive, I suspect there's something he's keeping from me https://www.youtube.com
[03:01:54] <MrMustache> ^ 03Steam, Hamam: The Turkish Bath - Trailer - YouTube
[03:02:46] <SpallsHurgenson> Jimmy, have you ever been in a turkish prison?
[03:03:53] <HAL_Goldberg> Ugh, Turks. They're like angrier versions of Moroccans.
[03:04:05] * SirFinkus is eating fish tacos and drinking ballast point, it's perfect
[03:04:16] <SirFinkus> my friend is pretty cool, only Turk I know
[03:04:38] <SirFinkus> says the Armenians may have had it coming
[03:05:01] <SirFinkus> idk anything about that though
[03:05:09] <HAL_Goldberg> Finkus, they were just jealous of those wide Armenian butts.
[03:05:39] <HAL_Goldberg> Armenian_butts++
[03:05:39] <Bender> karma - armenian_butts: 1
[03:05:57] <HAL_Goldberg> http://news.aazah.com
[03:05:58] <MrMustache> ^ 03Woman Shoots Man She Met on Craigslist For Injuring Her Cervix During Sex | News
[03:06:59] <takyon> Florida Woman
[03:07:35] <SirFinkus> Black men dont need to stop having sex with white women they just need to check people out first and maybe not try and kill the pussy when u first meet I love my bbc. Lisa
[03:07:39] <SirFinkus> love the comments already
[03:08:40] <HAL_Goldberg> Well, if that Kenneth Pinyan had sought out the BBC instead of Trigger the Stud Horse, he may still be alive.
[03:09:15] <takyon> bbc2small
[03:09:36] <SirFinkus> and I'm reminded of another reason I don't have a facebook account
[03:10:38] <takyon> it's amazing how little Facebook integration has done for civil discourse
[03:10:44] <takyon> just let them be anonymous already
[03:11:05] <SirFinkus> well, I know I have a shadow facebook account
[03:11:08] <HAL_Goldberg> As somebody who uses P**** E********, if they want to take it, let 'em.
[03:11:19] <SirFinkus> can't opt out of this
[03:11:29] <SirFinkus> that even
[03:13:30] * juggs is reminded to go to bed. Remind me when the revolution that will never happen is over. Who knows, perhaps enough furious typing could precipitate it, I am open to being wrong on that it won't.
[03:14:07] <takyon> the pathogen will be livestreamed
[03:15:04] <SirFinkus> night juggs
[03:17:35] <cmn32480> night jugggs
[03:17:39] <cmn32480> night juggs
[03:18:14] <takyon> night jugs
[03:18:37] <cmn32480> takyon - pbptbptpbtpbptp!
[03:20:20] <SirFinkus> https://youtu.be apparently this has footage
[03:20:21] <MrMustache> ^ 03ZOO - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:20:23] * SirFinkus downloads
[03:21:59] <cmn32480> good night everybody.
[03:22:24] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|away
[03:23:34] <HAL_Goldberg> Taking a horsecock in the ass.
[03:24:59] <SirFinkus> fish tacos are so good
[03:28:14] <HAL_Goldberg> YUP/ \
[03:28:36] <SirFinkus> oh good christ
[03:28:40] <SirFinkus> the entire thing
[03:29:54] <SirFinkus> holy shit that's bad/hilarious
[03:30:14] <HAL_Goldberg> Fuck y'all
[03:30:23] <HAL_Goldberg> This - is awesome : https://www.youtube.com
[03:30:24] <MrMustache> ^ 03Camille Saint Saëns: Introduction and Rondo Capriccioso performed by Tanja Sonc - YouTube
[03:31:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why the Entire Premise of Tor-Enabled Routers is Ridiculous - http://sylnt.us - why-is-everyone-watching-me?
[03:31:47] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty lies on back, grabs underside of bed with claws, and drags herself upside down across the floor. cats are weird.
[03:33:25] <HAL_Goldberg> You can avoid farting by spreading your butt-cheeks.
[03:33:33] * SirFinkus has been obsessed with Dies Irae lately
[03:33:53] <HAL_Goldberg> spread the butthole open and errything will FFFFFFFT through it.
[03:34:13] <SirFinkus> still a fart, just no noise
[03:34:28] <HAL_Goldberg> FFT = Fast Fourier Transform
[03:34:37] <HAL_Goldberg> https://www.youtube.com
[03:38:01] <SpallsHurgenson> the roman hymn?
[03:38:48] <SpallsHurgenson> (well, latin anyway... dunno its origins. something about the apocalypse, wasn't it?)
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[03:39:54] <SirFinkus> Yeah, it's sung in Latin
[03:40:19] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[03:40:20] <MrMustache> ^ 03BBC Prom 13 - Verdi Requiem - Dies Irae e Tuba Mirum - YouTube
[03:40:24] <SirFinkus> very dramitc
[03:41:37] <SpallsHurgenson> please stop trying to bring about the end of the world, SirFinkus. I'm not done using it
[03:42:44] <SirFinkus> meh, I'd be ok with it as long as this played
[03:43:39] <SpallsHurgenson> well, I wouldn't. I have something planned that day
[03:45:11] <SpallsHurgenson> plus, the last time the world ended it took me forever to put all my stuff back in the right place.
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[04:21:16] <SpallsHurgenson> my bandwidth is going underutilized. I need something to download
[04:24:29] <SirFinkus> hmm
[04:24:40] <SirFinkus> I hear GTA 5 is good if you're into that
[04:24:44] <SirFinkus> and like 60GB
[04:25:10] <SpallsHurgenson> already downloaded that :)
[04:25:43] <SirFinkus> delete it and download it again
[04:25:53] <SpallsHurgenson> hell no :)
[04:27:37] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if GOG will let me pre-download the Witcher3
[04:28:10] <SpallsHurgenson> nope :(
[05:02:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Forensic Hair Matches: More Junk Science from the FBI - http://sylnt.us - hair-raising-development
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[06:00:13] <Subsentient> This comic is adorable. http://imgur.com
[06:00:13] <MrMustache> ^ 03Have some more Erma (Yes, there is some new images along the way) - Album on Imgur
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[07:03:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Nudge Technology Prods You to Take Action - http://sylnt.us - prod-ucts
[07:36:52] <FatPhil> Nah, Saint-Saens is just noodling. He can't extract more than 15 seconds of interest out of any of the thematic elements, and just hops to another unrelated one, with very few reprises. The musical equivalent of a sausage machine.
[07:38:37] <FatPhil> The virtuosity's nice, but you've got to remember that Camille = Niccolo + 50 years
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[09:05:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Releases New Project Loon Video - http://sylnt.us - bird-named-idea
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[09:57:41] * crutchy collapses onto the couch
[10:11:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:11:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1301
[10:11:22] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:11:22] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1302
[10:11:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, crutchy
[10:11:37] <crutchy> evenin' tmb
[10:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> got more work for ya
[10:11:57] <crutchy> ima prolly do fuck all tonight
[10:12:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> logins are workin now.
[10:12:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> for the api
[10:12:19] <crutchy> over 5 hours driving
[10:12:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun
[10:12:32] <crutchy> spent nearly an hour sitting on a damn bridge
[10:12:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> should have taken a fishing pole
[10:14:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[10:14:26] <MrMustache> ^* 03SN (dev) comment by [02The Mighty Buzzard (18)] (02Score:2)
[10:15:05] <crutchy> http://www.appliancesonline.com.au
[10:15:09] <crutchy> ^this bridge
[10:15:22] <crutchy> stop start stop start :<
[10:17:02] <crutchy> i was stuck in the middle lane heading towards the left of the photo, so might have been a bit tricky fishing :p
[10:19:19] <crutchy> ~api
[10:19:26] <crutchy> derp. no bot
[10:20:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, you still coulda squeezed in a few casts.
[10:20:34] <crutchy> doing a bit of wackery hackery to see if i can get some sort of command piping going
[10:20:43] <crutchy> not sure if it will work
[10:20:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds good
[10:22:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> alls ya gotta do for to get logged in posting working is send back a valid cookie in the headers like ya would for the regular site.
[10:27:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> curl -LkD headers.out -c cookies.in -b cookies.in --data 'm=auth&op=login&nick=crutchy&pass=changeme' 'https://dev.soylentnews.org/api.pl' will get you a cookie returned in the headers like is proper
[10:30:31] <crutchy> that seems a little simpler than my current login function
[10:31:30] <crutchy> https://github.com
[10:31:31] <MrMustache> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/sn_lib.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[10:32:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> same cookie will work for that as well
[10:33:42] <crutchy> might be interesting to see if the api has the same quirk as prod, holding same cookie value over about half hour
[10:34:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> cookie should more or less be eternal
[10:34:43] <crutchy> with login_temp=yes
[10:34:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh
[10:34:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[10:35:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno, i hardcoded that out of the api
[10:35:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> may readd it but not seeing a use case
[10:35:56] <crutchy> prolly nuthin to worry about, since bots don't usually publish their cookies anyway :P
[10:36:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> true
[10:37:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://www.davehitt.com
[10:37:39] <MrMustache> ^ 03A Keyboard for Progressives | Quick Hitts
[10:37:44] <crutchy> missus bought me some starburst fruit chews. ima make myself sick on em :/
[10:38:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> someone gotta eat em, might as well be you.
[10:39:21] <crutchy> that keyboard article forgot to mention they accept EBT
[10:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> oooh, good one
[10:40:19] <crutchy> its not like any progressive is gunna fork out $69.99 for anything but booze
[10:40:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> sure they will. witness: apple users.
[10:41:17] <crutchy> there needs to be a government program that gives them out to the needy people
[10:42:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> .socialist crutchy
[10:42:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> 404
[10:42:49] <crutchy> only condition is connecting your internet through the verizonsa.gov isp
[10:43:02] * chromas introduces the Guns for Gaywads program
[10:43:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> you're on a roll tonight
[10:43:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, i love that word. takes me back to riding the bus to school.
[10:43:37] <crutchy> its powered by 1 billion LOC and might be operational in 10 years
[10:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> and hearing van halen's 1984 album when it first came out.
[10:44:25] <chromas> I bet my taxes paid for that bus
[10:44:33] <crutchy> when i was a kid we had awesome words like 'fannybox'
[10:44:46] <chromas> Sounds redundant
[10:44:48] <crutchy> that was the ultimate insult
[10:44:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i bet they didn't unless you're going to retire in the next few years
[10:45:10] <chromas> from the Department of Redundancy Department
[10:45:16] <crutchy> everything was rad
[10:45:36] <crutchy> and ninja turtles were still real dudes with suits on
[10:45:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> and you could call anyone "man" as a pronoun regardless of their gender
[10:45:59] <chromas> Or dude
[10:46:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[10:46:06] <crutchy> sweet
[10:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus it was cool to be a capitalist
[10:46:55] <crutchy> i think i had nfi what a capitalist was in the 80's
[10:47:16] <crutchy> i was in primary skool
[10:47:37] <chromas> One who liberally presses the shift key
[10:47:41] <crutchy> wasn't 80's the reagan years?
[10:47:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar
[10:47:52] <crutchy> or was that nixon?
[10:47:55] <crutchy> oh
[10:48:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> was also the Alex P Keaton years though
[10:48:58] <crutchy> nixon is the enemy
[10:49:03] <crutchy> *was
[10:49:04] <chromas> Good show, when it wasn't trying to be serious
[10:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup yup.
[10:50:14] <crutchy> http://www.davehitt.com
[10:50:15] <MrMustache> ^ 03The Smartenizer | Quick Hitts
[10:50:17] <crutchy> lol
[10:50:17] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[10:50:24] <crutchy> smartenizer :p
[10:51:16] <chromas> dogsnore--
[10:51:16] <Bender> karma - dogsnore: -1
[10:52:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> almost forgot the insane money you could have made investing in Aqua Net hairspray stock during the 80s.
[10:53:23] <crutchy> or a particular fruit company
[10:53:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno bout yall oz types but there was some serious poofiness of hair here, specially the bangs, in the 80s.
[10:53:39] <crutchy> we had mullets
[10:54:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads, why did you send them over here later? bastards.
[10:57:03] <crutchy> i think in 1993 (i was in grade 6) i had the longest fringe in the class (including longer than the girls)
[10:57:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.google.com
[10:57:07] <MrMustache> ^ 0380s hair - Google Search
[10:57:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh thas fine then. we were already infected by the mullet by then.
[10:57:53] <crutchy> yeah mullet was a ways back
[11:01:50] <crutchy> section 5(a)(C) of the read the bills thingy seems a bit stupid
[11:01:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you still had proper punks in the 80s
[11:02:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> sat behind a punk chick in 5th grade that had some serious influence on what i'd find hot for the rest of my days.
[11:03:26] <crutchy> "Neither house of Congress, nor Congress jointly — by concurrent resolution, or by unanimous consent, or by any other order, resolution, vote, or other means — may dispense with, or otherwise waive or modify, the requirements set forth in this section."
[11:04:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> must be an oz thing
[11:04:18] <crutchy> i understand the intent, but it seems to be trying to usurp the power of the congress
[11:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah
[11:04:37] <crutchy> https://downsizedc.org
[11:05:20] <crutchy> page 10
[11:05:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, doesn't work on account of congress has amendment authority.
[11:06:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can always rewrite any bit of the constitution
[11:06:51] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - This Professor Really, Really Cares that You Understand Neuroanatomy - http://sylnt.us - don't-tell-the-zombies
[11:07:31] * crutchy was almost surprised it hadn't come up in the media. then i remembered that nobody in congress reads the bills anyway so they prolly don't know about it yet :p
[11:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dig most of that bill though. if they gotta read it out loud there won't be any more 75k-page bills
[11:08:03] <crutchy> 'they have to pass the bills to find out what's in them' :D
[11:08:10] <crutchy> yeah
[11:08:22] <crutchy> i hope (wish) it passes
[11:08:39] <crutchy> well, it didn't in 2011 i guess
[11:08:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> doubtful. no lobbyists pushing for it.
[11:08:51] <crutchy> i think rand paul will bring it up again
[11:09:08] <crutchy> he was the champion of it
[11:09:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's too republican for me
[11:10:25] <crutchy> republican is ok. rinos and neocons are the douchebags
[11:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.techdirt.com
[11:10:30] <MrMustache> ^ 03Australia Considers New Copyright Law That Could Be Interpreted To Ban VPNs | Techdirt
[11:10:57] <crutchy> your country was founded on republican principles
[11:11:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> republican also includes douchebaggy puritanical oppression.
[11:11:13] <crutchy> well that too
[11:11:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> not as vile as the SJW type oppression but still of the suck.
[11:11:34] <crutchy> that's why we're libertarians
[11:11:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. cept you're a socialist
[11:11:52] <crutchy> lol
[11:11:52] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[11:12:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> hang on, i'll add that to MrPlow
[11:12:30] <crutchy> its kinda funny that ron paul was more republican than most republicans, but he was outcast by the very same party
[11:13:09] <crutchy> i bet most voters who identify as republican have even heard of robert taft
[11:13:54] <crutchy> *never even
[11:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:18:25] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:18:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[11:18:31] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:18:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah
[11:18:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> how'd that happen?
[11:22:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:22:10] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist crutchy
[11:22:14] <MrPlow> crutchy, you're a socialist!
[11:22:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> better. had in matching against $message instead of $message->{body}
[11:23:40] <crutchy> damn. should've grabbed MrPlow back there :D
[11:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and for added fun...
[11:23:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:23:56] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:24:03] <crutchy> hahah
[11:24:07] <crutchy> !grab MrPlow
[11:24:07] <Bender> Added quote 492
[11:24:09] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his head
[11:24:22] <crutchy> that's the one :D
[11:25:20] <crutchy> ~link socialist
[11:25:33] <crutchy> pfffft. botgone
[11:26:01] <crutchy> i think i had a link to that cartoon somewhere
[11:26:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:26:11] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:26:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:26:13] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:26:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> something wrong with my regex i guess
[11:26:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:26:49] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:26:53] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:27:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:27:10] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:27:12] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:27:35] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:27:36] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:27:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> what the entire shit. my fu has failed me.
[11:28:38] <crutchy> what's the regex? not that i'll have a clue, but chromas might
[11:28:52] <crutchy> groupthink++
[11:28:52] <Bender> karma - groupthink: 1
[11:29:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:29:09] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:29:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:29:12] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:29:25] * TheMightyBuzzard bangs his head against the wall
[11:29:42] <chromas> ;socialist
[11:29:42] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:29:50] <chromas> ;socialist
[11:29:50] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:30:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:30:00] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:30:03] <chromas> Aw, spaces don't help
[11:30:07] <crutchy> it'll be one of those bugs that you waste an hour on and then it smacks you in the head and you realize its so simple
[11:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:30:07] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:30:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously?
[11:30:21] <chromas> ;socialist .
[11:30:21] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:30:23] <crutchy> ;socialist ciri
[11:30:23] <MrPlow> ciri, you're a socialist!
[11:30:32] <chromas> ;socialist .?
[11:30:32] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:30:38] <crutchy> ;socialist 💩
[11:30:38] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:30:39] <chromas> ;socialist 1
[11:30:39] <MrPlow> 1, you're a socialist!
[11:31:03] <crutchy> apparently dog shit is not a socialist
[11:31:31] <chromas> ;socialist #
[11:31:31] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:31:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;unload
[11:31:41] <chromas> ;socialist _
[11:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:31:45] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:31:46] <crutchy> ;socialist MrPlow
[11:31:46] <MrPlow> MrPlow, you're a socialist!
[11:31:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:31:50] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:31:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[11:32:07] <chromas> ;socialist _
[11:32:07] <MrPlow> _, you're a socialist!
[11:32:16] <chromas> ;socialist 😭
[11:32:16] <MrPlow> 😭, you're a socialist!
[11:32:29] <crutchy> ;socialist 08b03u06t12t
[11:32:29] <MrPlow> 08b03u06t12t, you're a socialist!
[11:32:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;unload
[11:32:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:32:36] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:32:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:32:39] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:32:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i fuckin give up
[11:32:47] <chromas> ;socialist
[11:32:47] <MrPlow> ;socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:32:55] <chromas> ;socialist .
[11:32:55] <MrPlow> ., you're a socialist!
[11:33:00] <crutchy> TheMightyBuzzard, you have to think like a socialist to figure it out
[11:33:04] <crutchy> oh wait you just did
[11:33:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right
[11:33:08] <crutchy> :D
[11:33:13] * chromas blames the irc unit
[11:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll get the government to do it then
[11:33:25] <crutchy> lol
[11:33:46] <crutchy> Bytram is hereby known as 'the government'
[11:34:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:34:33] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:34:34] <chromas> " There is a freak conjunction of highly improbable coincidences. You have found the Deathstation 3140 processor! Your rivals simply cannot compile their code for your platform."
[11:34:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:34:39] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:34:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> how the entire fuck
[11:34:46] <crutchy> i can't even remember what my script was. i know it didn't have any regexy stuff
[11:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:35:21] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:35:23] <MrPlow> socialist, you're a socialist!
[11:35:28] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: any pubic access to the source?
[11:35:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp.
[11:35:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> not going to be either on account of i don't wanna hafta make it pretty.
[11:36:29] <chromas> You mean we might confuse it with slash?
[11:37:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:37:33] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist
[11:37:35] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard, no, you're a socialist!
[11:37:44] <chromas> Yay
[11:37:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;socialist MrPlow
[11:37:46] <MrPlow> MrPlow, you're a socialist!
[11:37:51] <chromas> ;socialist .
[11:37:51] <MrPlow> ., you're a socialist!
[11:37:51] <crutchy> oh i think it was a macro
[11:38:00] <chromas> ;socialist 💩
[11:38:00] <MrPlow> 💩, you're a socialist!
[11:38:05] <chromas> ;socialist
[11:38:05] <MrPlow> chromas, no, you're a socialist!
[11:38:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> without argument it argues
[11:38:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> which i dig the irony of
[11:38:29] <chromas> MrPlow: your mom is a socialist
[11:38:45] <crutchy> aw now dogshit is socialist
[11:38:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[11:38:59] <Bender> Added quote 493
[11:39:28] <chromas> MrPlow: your mom is such a socialist she sells it for negative cash
[11:39:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> let's see, was M4 my smoke break hotkey or my "the revenooers are busting down the door, quick, reboot" hotkey?
[11:39:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[11:40:19] <crutchy> heh. maybe i could whip up a little inventory thingy for exec
[11:40:22] <chromas> Press them all to find out
[11:40:38] <chromas> You should. All bots need inventory
[11:40:50] <chromas> Then they can trade with tama
[11:43:08] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you should make that other key take a meta modifier or something
[11:43:36] <chromas> Or put a 🔯 on it
[11:44:56] <crutchy> ooh
[11:45:12] <chromas> Put a bird on it
[11:45:44] <crutchy> (php proc_open descriptorspec)++
[11:45:44] <Bender> karma - (php proc_open descriptorspec): 1
[11:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> too much effort
[11:46:16] <chromas> You'll just have to switch to python
[11:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bender needs to replay twitter replies to him into irc
[11:49:09] <chromas> 🐦💩🐍
[11:49:31] <chromas> Kind of can
[11:49:49] <chromas> Need crutchy to set up rss feed for it
[11:49:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> what kind of can? soda can?
[11:50:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, he already has a twitter interface. no point in not using it.
[11:50:21] <chromas> Unless the feed doesn't get replies, which could be totally gay
[11:50:52] <chromas> Yeah but do you wanna poke 🐍 code?
[11:50:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> but twitter doesn't do rss feeds last i looked.
[11:51:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> and making one would likely be harder than reading them directly from the twitter connection.
[11:52:34] <crutchy> https://twitrss.me
[11:52:34] <MrMustache> ^ 03TwitRSS.me - rss of twitter user feeds by screenscraping with perl
[11:52:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> feh
[11:53:09] <chromas> You can't resist the perl
[11:53:29] <crutchy> even has replies option
[11:53:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> i really can
[11:54:03] <crutchy> what's the soylent twat address?
[11:54:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> always better to do something directly than add two different bits of tech into the mix for one measly function
[11:54:30] <chromas> soylent.finger
[11:54:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> @soylentnews
[11:55:01] <crutchy> have we lost the rss feed link of the prod site?
[11:55:09] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[11:55:09] <MrMustache> ^ 03SoylentNews is secured goatse
[11:55:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?
[11:55:38] <crutchy> hmm. the link seems to be there. the image is gone
[11:55:54] <crutchy> the little orange rectangle with rss in it
[11:56:21] <chromas> Maybe your theme of choice breaks it
[11:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, thas how it should look, yeah
[11:57:13] <crutchy> my browser can't fetch the image
[11:57:22] <crutchy> it gets the atom one
[11:57:48] <chromas> atom > rss
[11:58:19] <chromas> The site is sending you a message 😉
[11:58:49] <crutchy> hehe
[11:58:56] <crutchy> it can find http://soylentnews.org
[11:59:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> it should have both an atom and rss icon
[11:59:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, can or can't?
[12:00:02] <chromas> A gif? And it's not even sparkly?
[12:00:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> and doesn't have a cat in it either
[12:00:56] <crutchy> or dancing kiddy pr0nz
[12:01:17] <chromas> This must be e rectified immediately
[12:01:22] <crutchy> restarted browser
[12:01:30] <crutchy> still no rss gif in page
[12:01:32] <crutchy> :/
[12:01:41] * crutchy tries in windows
[12:02:16] <crutchy> heh. shows up in windows
[12:02:21] <chromas> crutchy: ctl-shift-click the little pi symbol on the corner
[12:02:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, clear cache
[12:02:39] <crutchy> tmb, yeah tried that
[12:02:46] <crutchy> just before restarting browser
[12:02:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> i blame your mom then
[12:02:59] <crutchy> might be my old clunker version of iceweasel
[12:03:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> cause it shows fine for me in both default and black 1c1cle
[12:03:21] <chromas> Yeah, gifs are a recent thing
[12:03:43] <crutchy> they were discovered by jurassic park
[12:03:49] <chromas> Control-reload page?
[12:04:08] <crutchy> ctrl-f5 doesn't even seem to do anything
[12:04:11] <crutchy> dunno wtf is going on
[12:04:23] <chromas> Your computer has AIDS
[12:04:39] <chromas> Reload vm snapshot
[12:04:49] <chromas> Your vm has vd
[12:05:19] <crutchy> its suffering from w32/your.mom
[12:05:53] * chromas laments she had to go back to win because printer
[12:06:24] <chromas> Printers--
[12:06:24] <Bender> karma - printers: -2
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[12:38:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - So Why Exactly does Almost ALL Tech Live in Silicon Valley? - http://sylnt.us - it's-where-the-jobs-are
[12:53:59] <paulej72> Good morinig
[13:09:00] <CoolHand> good morning paulej!
[13:09:35] <paulej72> what happens when you have a riany Monday morining?
[13:09:50] <CoolHand> sleep in..
[13:09:56] <paulej72> I wish
[13:10:04] <CoolHand> traffic jams..
[13:10:16] <CoolHand> blahs
[13:10:20] <CoolHand> I dunno, I give
[13:10:20] <paulej72> plenty in NJ today. road flooding
[13:10:51] <CoolHand> yuck, road flooding sucks
[13:10:56] <paulej72> I had a 4 day weekend and I come back to this. It makes it hard to get started doing anything
[13:11:03] <CoolHand> hear ya
[13:11:07] <paulej72> http://128.112.140.193
[13:12:03] <CoolHand> what's that? rooftops and construction?
[13:12:39] <paulej72> that is the rain coming down on the new building being built next to mine
[13:13:05] <CoolHand> ahh... raining here too, man... plus high winds.. so I skipped riding the motorcycle in today..
[13:13:38] <paulej72> we have not gotten the winds yet, but they are expecting that for the evening rush
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[16:39:52] <Leebert> That's it. I quit.
[16:40:23] <Leebert> Apparently, somoene on the fifth floor gobbled up a bunch of Responsive Web 3.0 Mobile Ready and shat it all over the nasa.gov website.
[16:42:24] <takyon> wut
[16:59:33] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
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[17:11:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 18th-Century Clock Maker is (Finally) Proven Right - http://sylnt.us - maintaining-the-perfect-4:20-for-our-stoners-today
[17:41:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mercury's Messenger Orbiter Plans Fiery Death - http://sylnt.us - bounceless-landing
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[18:42:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mercury's Messenger Orbiter Faces Fiery Death - http://sylnt.us - bounceless-landing
[18:52:55] <paulej72> so dead here.
[18:56:34] <takyon> it's coming
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[20:44:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 4/20: StonerNews is People - http://sylnt.us - too-long-didn't-read-just-blaze-it
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[21:03:10] <chromas> http://img.wonkette.com
[21:23:52] <takyon> holy heck someone's post was HASH(somehex) for a second
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[21:23:56] <takyon> should have screencapped it
[21:26:10] <takyon> gee I wonder who could be behind that nick
[21:30:40] <weeds> Hello fellers
[21:30:41] <ciri> g'day weeds
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[21:43:23] <FatPhil> The problem with america is its clinging to the ISO 0186 date format...
[21:44:11] <SnoopTiger> you can pry my ISO 1860 and my guns out of cold, dead, hands
[21:45:07] <chromas> 8601++
[21:45:07] <Bender> karma - 8601: 1
[21:54:17] <crutchy> "we'll pound the inches out of you till you give up your pennies for freedum!"
[21:55:57] <chromas> crutchy: s/n(i)/\1s/
[21:55:57] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> "we'll pound the inches out of you till you give up your penises for freedum!"
[21:56:20] <chromas> geeze, crutchy, this a is a pubic channel!
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[21:58:38] * chromas didn't fully appreciate FatPhil's joke until reading the site
[21:58:40] <chromas> reading--
[21:58:40] <Bender> karma - reading: -4
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[22:41:01] <Subsentient> So everyone knows about stoner day, but nobody knows today is Hitler's birthday?
[22:41:35] <chromas> that information was suppressed by the jews
[22:41:49] <chromas> —Ethanol-fueled
[22:52:32] <paulej72> what I could get stoned with Hitler
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[23:21:21] <paulej72> puck. everyone seems to be smoking or something.
[23:22:38] <BadCoderFinger> Smoking what?
[23:23:23] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
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