#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-18
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[00:01:44] <arti> 2/3 bottles is fine, eating anything?
[00:02:04] <Ethanol-fueled> eating is gor after the drinks are felled.
[00:02:17] <arti> feeling something heavy?
[00:02:26] * arti would totally pizza it
[00:02:27] <Ethanol-fueled> yeah. drunkenness.
[00:03:15] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[00:03:16] <clippit> ^ 03Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - The Voice of Love - YouTube
[00:06:44] <Bytram> http://go.theregister.com
[00:06:45] <clippit> ^ 03FCC hit with SEVENTH net neutrality lawsuit • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
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[00:16:50] <SpallsHurgenson> now that it's so warm and springlike, I miss winter
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[00:24:31] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: we still have some snow... should I send you some?
[00:24:56] <Bytram> ~weather minneapolis
[00:24:57] <exec> 03Minneapolis, MN, USA - currently 74°F, mostly sunny, wind W at 7 mph, humidity 19% - Friday clear with periodic clouds (47°F-73°F), Saturday partly cloudy (51°F-71°F), Sunday showers (40°F-59°F), Monday rain and snow (35°F-46°F)
[00:24:58] <SpallsHurgenson> oooh, can you send us a blizzard? I like when everything turns all white :)
[00:25:28] <Bytram> sorry, was up in the 60's here today... no sign of snow in the forecast
[00:26:44] <SpallsHurgenson> so, what, you're just some sort of snow-tease? :)
[00:30:49] <chromas> grab grab grab
[00:31:00] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:31:00] <Bender> Added quote 483
[00:31:05] <chromas> Bender: grab-1 SpallsHurgenson
[00:31:31] <SpallsHurgenson> I wish the bot didn't squeeze so tight when it grabs me
[00:31:45] <chromas> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:31:45] <Bender> Added quote 484
[00:32:55] <chromas> we should just set up a script that silently grabs everything from SpallsHurgenson
[00:32:57] <chromas> oh wait
[00:32:58] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: s/the bot/you/
[00:32:58] <sedctl> <Bytram> <SpallsHurgenson> I wish you didn't squeeze so tight when it grabs me
[00:33:02] <chromas> ~random nick=SpallsHurgenson
[00:33:07] <exec> 03[2014-12-01 02:06:2] #Soylent <SpallsHurgenson> valuations?
[00:33:10] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: s/ it/ you/
[00:33:10] <sedctl> <Bytram> <SpallsHurgenson> I wish the bot didn't squeeze so tight when you grabs me
[00:34:06] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: s/(the bot)|(it)/you/g
[00:34:06] <sedctl> <Bytram> <SpallsHurgenson> I wish you didn't squeeze so tight when you grabs me
[00:34:20] <Bytram> fun with sed
[00:36:35] <SpallsHurgenson> A util is a util, of course of course
[00:36:35] <SpallsHurgenson> And a util can't change text, of course of course
[00:36:36] <SpallsHurgenson> That is, of course, unless the util is the famous Mr. Sed
[00:37:48] <Bytram> Geee wilbur... that doesn't sound like such a good idea.
[00:38:11] <SpallsHurgenson> oh thank god somebody got the reference
[00:38:23] <SpallsHurgenson> I was starting to feel REALLY old for a moment :)
[00:38:28] * Bytram kind of wishes he didn't =)
[00:38:40] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: doesn't mean you aren't
[00:39:05] <SpallsHurgenson> on a geological timescale I'm a mere babe!
[00:50:24] <SpallsHurgenson> why, I barely remember the dinosaurs!
[01:07:17] <Bytram> SpallsHurgenson: yeah, you was kinda young then... only knee high to a brontosaurus
[01:13:00] <SpallsHurgenson> I used to use the brontos as cranes down at the ol' stone quarry
[01:18:34] <SpallsHurgenson> and at the end of the day I'd slide down its tail and run-home to my gorgeous red-haired wife.
[01:18:47] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... I'm not sure I'm remembering this correctly
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[01:24:04] <SpallsHurgenson> GTA5 is stupidly buggy; did Microsoft develop it or something?
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[01:27:14] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:27:14] <clippit> ^ 03N.W.H. - "A Gangsta's Life Aint Fun" R.A.V. - YouTube
[01:30:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:30:40] <clippit> ^ 03FINAL FANTASY VIII Final Boss Battle Ultimecia Part 1 of 2 - YouTube
[01:31:13] <Ethanol-fueled> No Momma! Don't do IT?!
[01:31:37] * chromas had to cheat to beat ultimecia
[01:33:30] <chromas> ~submit http://8088mph.blogspot.com.au
[01:33:37] <exec> error: description meta content not found or empty
[01:49:13] <Bytram> http://www.w3.org
[01:49:13] <clippit> ^ 03HTML, XHTML, XML si Coduri de Control ( qa-controls.ro.php )
[01:49:54] <Bytram> oops... looks like clippit went a little astray there.
[01:50:34] <Bytram> .ro is the TLD for Romania
[01:51:19] <Bytram> the title that *I* see is: "HTML, XHTML, XML and Control Codes"
[01:51:19] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:51:21] <clippit> ^ 03Wehrmacht march song-Panzer Rollen in Afrika vor Lyrics - YouTube
[01:51:58] <Bytram> http://feeds.sciencedaily.com
[01:52:00] <clippit> ^ 03Telling the time of day by color -- ScienceDaily ( http://www.sciencedaily.com )
[01:53:54] <SpallsHurgenson> wait... the sky is a different color at different times? It always looks grey-brown to me!
[01:54:24] <Ethanol-fueled> Right now it's...Blitzkrieg color.
[01:54:31] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHAHAHA!
[01:54:36] * Bytram politely ignores obvious joke opportunity
[01:54:42] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:54:42] <clippit> ^* 03Wehrmacht march song-Panzer Rollen in Afrika vor Lyrics - YouTube
[01:54:51] <Bytram> "What's exciting about our research is that the same findings can be applied to humans. So, in theory, colour could be used to manipulate our clock, which could be useful for shift workers or travellers wanting to minimise jet lag."
[01:58:47] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:58:47] <clippit> ^✓ 03Sacramento State Jazz Singers - Selfless, Cold and Composed - YouTube
[01:58:51] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK 'EM
[02:02:43] * chromas spanks the bot
[02:03:33] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck the bots.
[02:03:56] <crutchy> =cache-edit https://www.youtube.com "buttsecks anonymous"
[02:03:57] <chromas> they'd like that, wouldn't they?
[02:04:30] <chromas> =get .titles.cache/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB9hjYLkTMg
[02:04:31] <clippit> {83:{5:title}{69:Sacramento State Jazz Singers - Selfless, Cold and Composed - YouTube}}{173:{3:diz}{160:The Sacramento State Jazz Singers perform Ben Folds Selfless, Cold and Composed, (from the Ben Folds Five album (Whatever and Ever Amen) arranged by their di...}}{33:{9:refreshed}{15:1-4-15 20:30:33}}{30:{6:spoken}{15:1-4-15 20:30:33}}{18:{9:redirects}...
[02:04:54] <chromas> too long for a message
[02:05:01] * chromas notes this could use some tweaking
[02:05:16] <crutchy> my thingy didn't actually do anything did it?
[02:05:29] <chromas> nah, there's no pretty interface :(
[02:05:42] <Ethanol-fueled> https://antiheroj.files.wordpress.com
[02:05:44] <chromas> =dump .titles.cache/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB9hjYLkTMg
[02:05:44] <clippit> Hive ".titles.cache/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB9hjYLkTMg" does not exist; can't dump!
[02:05:51] <Ethanol-fueled> BAHAHA FUCK you, scum
[02:06:12] <chromas> lol
[02:07:28] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:07:28] <clippit> ^✓ 03Sacramento State Jazz Singers - Selfless, Cold and Composed - YouTube
[02:08:27] * crutchy offers clippit a laxative
[02:08:41] <Ethanol-fueled> sod off, fucks
[02:08:41] <crutchy> nothin worse than not being able to dump
[02:09:35] <chromas> ~random message=sod
[02:09:40] <exec> 03[2015-03-14 04:13:0] #Soylent <Ethanol-fueled> Sod off, sacksucks.
[02:09:44] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK YOU YOU HORSESHITS
[02:10:09] <chromas> .kick chromas
[02:10:23] <Ethanol-fueled> .kick Ethanol-fueled
[02:10:34] <Ethanol-fueled> W-WHHAIT.
[02:10:37] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
[02:10:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm still ALIVE
[02:10:54] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHHAHAHAHAA
[02:10:57] <crutchy> no this is hell
[02:11:05] <crutchy> mwahahaha!
[02:11:07] <chromas> welcome to the dark slide
[02:11:16] <chromas> =dump
[02:11:16] <clippit> k
[02:11:22] <crutchy> we have punch and pie
[02:11:34] <crutchy> and cartman's mom
[02:11:58] <chromas> crutchy: now I wanna make a gui for the bot too :D
[02:12:06] * chromas is a copyspoot
[02:12:10] <Bytram> http://www.sciencedaily.com
[02:12:11] <clippit> ^ 03Cosmic debris: Study looks inside the universe?s most powerful explosions -- ScienceDaily
[02:12:23] <crutchy> a gooey?
[02:12:34] <chromas> no visualbasics though
[02:12:56] <crutchy> mine still needs some refinements
[02:13:20] <chromas> I still need a full rewrite but dangit that's fuckin' work
[02:13:30] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:13:32] <clippit> ^ 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[02:14:06] <crutchy> more fun to just tack on half-baked bits n pieces :D
[02:14:29] <chromas> oh yeah
[02:14:36] <crutchy> hacking_on_live_scripts++
[02:14:36] <Bender> karma - hacking_on_live_scripts: 1
[02:14:37] <chromas> plus ciri says I have to refactor
[02:14:47] <chromas> instead of rewrite
[02:15:07] <chromas> ~random nick=Khyber
[02:15:07] <crutchy> ciri also says yo mama is a lawnmower
[02:15:11] <exec> 03[2014-02-26 06:19:38] #Soylent <Khyber> see you if the simulation decides I will wake up tomorrow!
[02:15:27] <chromas> ~random nick=Khyber message=400
[02:15:27] <crutchy> !grab exec
[02:15:27] <Bender> Added quote 485
[02:15:32] <exec> 03[2014-03-08 00:11:59] #Soylent <Khyber> how the fuck else you think I'm getting 400TB/s?
[02:15:54] <chromas> ~random nick=Khyber channel=##altslashdot
[02:15:57] <exec> 03[2014-02-08 22:25:30] ##altslashdot <Khyber1> this resistr should be frying about now
[02:16:20] <chromas> oh yeah; I remember he was proud of putting AC into LEDs without diodes
[02:16:25] * chromas wonders what the D stands for
[02:16:33] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:33] <clippit> ^* 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[02:17:18] <chromas> =set .config/title.emit.timeout 10
[02:17:18] <clippit> k
[02:17:35] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAHHAHA
[02:18:01] <Bytram> http://www.w3.org
[02:18:02] <clippit> ^ 03Unicode in XML and other Markup Languages
[02:18:08] <Ethanol-fueled> It's above a convenience store
[02:18:13] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:18:32] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHHAHAHAHA
[02:18:40] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:19:02] <clippit> (-1, Redundant)
[02:19:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Fuck off, sod.
[02:19:43] <Ethanol-fueled> cogsuging mouthsuck.
[02:20:00] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:20:30] * Bytram is going to call it a night
[02:20:37] <Bytram> have a good one, everybody!
[02:20:43] <crutchy> cheers mate
[02:20:47] <chromas> night sir
[02:20:53] <crutchy> i'll keep plugging away on that test script
[02:21:17] <Bytram> much obliged!
[02:21:42] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:21:48] <SpallsHurgenson> Mr. Potatohead. MR POTATOHEAD! Backdoors are not secrets!
[02:22:07] <chromas> you missed the previous line
[02:22:24] <chromas> "That girl's standing right over there and you're talking about her backdoor?"
[02:22:37] <chromas> or maybe it was "our back doors"
[02:22:49] <SpallsHurgenson> just "backdoors" actually :)
[02:23:08] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Website Tech of Presidential Candidates Compared - http://sylnt.us - executive-material?
[02:23:19] <chromas> you're giving away all our best secrets
[02:23:30] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, aww me weavels 'ave fallen into me slodge
[02:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> still one of the best "hacker" movies ever made, even if its technology is years out of date
[02:24:06] <chromas> have you seen Archer?
[02:24:14] <chromas> their computers are hilariously ancient
[02:24:25] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[02:24:25] <clippit> ^* 03Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me ( Weird David Bowie ) - YouTube
[02:24:35] <SpallsHurgenson> no, I haven't seen any new movies since 1982 :)
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[02:26:41] <SpallsHurgenson> "Oh, he's pretty old. He's 41." "Oh, that's old." Damn kids!
[02:27:29] <chromas> he'd already said he wasn't that old
[02:27:37] <chromas> he just didn't want to start an argument with her
[02:28:52] <chromas> http://i52.tinypic.com
[02:29:07] <chromas> FarmBook
[02:29:26] <chromas> =nick FistoRoboto
[02:29:26] clippit is now known as FistoRoboto
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[03:22:57] <NCommander> That's a great way to blow stress off
[03:23:00] * NCommander enjoys streaming
[03:36:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I like a good stream too... especially after drinking too much beer
[03:36:48] * NCommander facepalms
[03:38:24] * SpallsHurgenson looks about innocently
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[04:33:00] <crutchy> ~time utc
[04:33:01] <exec> Saturday, 18 April 2015 @ 4:33 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[04:41:18] <crutchy> ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[04:41:22] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 03:22:5] #Soylent <NCommander> That's a great way to blow stress off
[04:41:22] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 03:23:0] #Soylent -*- NCommander enjoys streaming
[04:41:23] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 03:36:4] #Soylent <SpallsHurgenson> I like a good stream too... especially after drinking too much beer
[04:41:23] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 03:36:4] #Soylent -*- NCommander facepalms
[04:41:24] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 03:38:2] #Soylent -*- SpallsHurgenson looks about innocently
[04:42:36] <crutchy> chromas++ # blockquote :D
[04:42:36] <Bender> karma - chromas: 100
[04:42:50] <crutchy> ~link streaming ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[04:42:51] <exec> └─ streaming => ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[04:43:21] <chromas> lol
[04:43:22] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:43:45] <crutchy> could also make it a macro :p
[04:45:20] <chromas> like .blockgrab 5
[04:45:37] <chromas> ~last limit=3
[04:45:43] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 04:43:2] #Soylent <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[04:45:43] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 04:43:4] #Soylent <crutchy> could also make it a macro :p
[04:45:44] <exec> 03[2015-04-18 04:45:2] #Soylent <chromas> like .blockgrab 5
[04:46:05] <crutchy> need some way to store 'em
[04:46:35] <crutchy> i could save the json to a quotes file
[04:47:38] <chromas> hm, I was thinking the json and others put the messageIDs
[04:47:47] * chromas wonders how I could make that work from two tables
[04:48:26] <chromas> I don't suppose there's a way, in an sql query, the field contents could be modified
[04:48:52] <crutchy> ooh. i could store quotes in mysql at this end too
[04:50:08] * chromas notes that there's about 4 Views each query goes through
[04:50:11] <chromas> abstraction++
[04:50:11] <Bender> karma - abstraction: 4
[04:50:17] <crutchy> hehe
[04:50:36] <crutchy> i don't really know how views work
[04:50:44] <crutchy> i'm anti establishment :D
[04:50:46] <chromas> it's basically a query stored in the server
[04:50:49] <chromas> then you can query it
[04:50:58] <crutchy> query the query eh?
[04:51:07] <chromas> yo dawg
[04:51:18] <crutchy> dang
[04:51:42] <chromas> makes it easy to hit both the current logs and any classic logs from þe oldene dayes o' soylent
[04:52:55] <crutchy> i had a huge log thismorning
[04:53:04] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[04:53:04] <Bender> Added quote 486
[04:53:20] <crutchy> it was like a clog log
[04:54:47] <chromas> the problem was that, due to socket activation, the service was advertised as available, even though the disks weren't ready due to a fsck, so the socket timed out and your flush request overflowed
[04:55:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - AMD Misses Q1 Earnings Target; Withdraws from High-Density Server Market - http://sylnt.us - trying-to-turn-the-tide
[04:55:13] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[04:55:13] <Bender> Added quote 487
[04:55:26] <chromas> maybe nvidia should make a cpu
[04:56:14] <chromas> my quote is a co-processor
[04:58:10] <crutchy> because the cache required two flushes?
[04:58:17] <chromas> 487
[04:58:27] <chromas> yours was a 486 (sx)
[04:59:27] <chromas> virtualization is hard (everything is so hard!)
[04:59:51] <crutchy> .macro .streaming * privmsg ~link streaming
[04:59:53] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".streaming" and PRIVMSG command template "~link streaming" saved
[04:59:57] <crutchy> .streaming
[04:59:59] <exec> ~link streaming
[05:00:01] <exec> └─ streaming => ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[05:00:08] <crutchy> meh
[05:00:17] <crutchy> oh
[05:00:25] <chromas> https://www.youtube.com
[05:00:27] <crutchy> .macro .streaming * internal ~link streaming
[05:00:28] <FistoRoboto> ^ 03Getting to Paris is Hard | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube
[05:00:29] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".streaming" and INTERNAL command template "~link streaming" saved
[05:00:34] <crutchy> .streaming
[05:00:38] <exec> └─ streaming => ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[05:00:41] <crutchy> hehe
[05:00:44] <crutchy> better
[05:01:12] <crutchy> .macro .streaming * internal ~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5
[05:01:13] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".streaming" and INTERNAL command template "~last channel=#soylent until=2015-04-18 03:40:00 limit=5" saved
[05:01:18] <crutchy> .streaming
[05:05:14] <crutchy> :L
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[07:57:24] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Risking Your Life for Science - http://sylnt.us - do-not-store-all-your-seeds-in-one-basket
[08:00:39] <chromas> Bender: s/s//7
[08:00:39] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Risking Your Life for Science - http://sylnt.us - do-not-store-all-your-seed-in-one-basket
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[10:59:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Taxi Drivers Helping Uber Drivers - http://sylnt.us - people-helping-people
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[11:50:42] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v takyon] by Imogen
[11:51:06] <takyon> I'm posting sony wikileaks stories here: http://soylentnews.org
[11:51:08] <FistoRoboto> ^ 03SN comment by [02takyon (881)] (02Score:3, Interesting)
[12:04:52] <FatPhil> irpg testers again invited to #idlenerds (bot=nerdbot)
[12:07:02] * chromas has always wondered why there's two irpg channels
[12:08:25] <FatPhil> one's purely for testing. characters get reset to very low levels and have items taken off them at my whim :-)
[12:08:36] <FatPhil> just so as much can happen as possible.
[12:09:13] <chromas> ooh, ladder games :D
[12:09:43] <chromas> ~count channel=#idlenerds
[12:09:47] <exec> 03395
[12:09:54] <chromas> ~count channel=#idlerpg
[12:09:57] <exec> 030
[12:10:04] <chromas> did I spell it wrong?
[12:10:07] <chromas> ~count channel=#irpg
[12:10:09] <exec> 0333978
[12:10:35] <FatPhil> the bot was offline for ages, it was quite stable.
[12:10:57] <chromas> actually, haven't seen you stop by irc in awhile; welcome back, good sir
[12:11:10] <FatPhil> then on another themed version I noticed that things weren't quite as I expected, so I thought it was time to start hacking again.
[12:11:40] <FatPhil> thank you. life has been stressful. work and travel. not enough quality relaxing time.
[12:12:07] * chromas attempts to summon other early soylenters; waits for FoorbarBazbot to stop in and work on SedBot some more
[12:12:33] <FatPhil> sedbot's open source, isn't it?
[12:12:48] <chromas> Yeah; we have an instance, but it could use some tweaking
[12:13:16] <chromas> it has the possibility of dying in certain cases of mismatches parentheses
[12:13:27] <chromas> s/s/d/7
[12:13:27] <sedctl> <chromas> it has the possibility of dying in certain cases of mismatched parentheses
[12:13:46] <chromas> besides that, it's just cool to have the people around
[12:13:49] <FatPhil> ooooh, not good. attack it with a fuzzer
[12:14:21] <chromas> I think it's because it uses regex to match your regex :D
[12:14:32] <FatPhil> yo dawg!
[12:20:33] * chromas notes that's a lot of takyon pulses
[12:20:38] <chromas> er, comments
[12:21:07] <takyon> better than submitting all these creamy yet shallow sony leak stories
[12:21:30] FistoRoboto is now known as MrMustache
[12:29:14] <chromas> submit a story where each word is a link to yet another article :)
[12:29:44] <takyon> I could do it
[12:29:57] <takyon> I had hundreds of URLs back during cablegate
[12:31:43] <chromas> #gategategate
[12:32:49] <FatPhil> gates--
[12:32:49] <Bender> karma - gates: -1
[12:39:23] <crutchy> submit an article that sources itself
[12:39:30] <crutchy> recursion_gate++
[12:39:30] <Bender> karma - recursion_gate: 1
[12:41:41] <chromas> soon we'll discover a scandal related to desalination plants or water rights or something. I wonder what that could be called
[12:42:44] <crutchy> or a scandle about manufacturers of farm gates
[12:42:53] <crutchy> or a scandal involving bill gates
[12:43:00] <crutchy> #billgate
[12:43:32] <crutchy> hmm i guess we already had that with monica lewinski
[12:44:25] <chromas> ciri: my MHz are leaking!
[12:45:30] <crutchy> or a scandal involving dominatrixes masturbating ceo's of farm gate manufacturing companies
[12:45:37] <crutchy> #mastergate
[12:46:46] <crutchy> hmm. dunno about dominatrixes in there
[12:47:14] <takyon> saltygate
[12:47:18] <chromas> dominatrices
[12:47:26] <chromas> lol, spellcheck says that's a word
[12:47:56] <takyon> BDSM has infiltrated %BROWSER
[12:51:03] <chromas> in honor of Sony, my idlerpg character is Trebek'sMustache, class MustacheOperator
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[13:04:47] <takyon> heh
[13:05:03] takyon is now known as baryonAFK
[13:20:08] <chromas> heh, http://fatphil.org
[13:20:09] <MrMustache> ^ 03Goatsebuntu
[13:20:22] <chromas> We should start a movement
[13:20:26] * chromas sees what he did there
[13:20:35] <chromas> goatsefy the logos
[13:20:38] <chromas> goatsefy the world!
[13:21:13] <chromas> oh, look, it's already begun: http://www.sports-logos-screensavers.com
[13:31:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Warning Over Aerosol Climate Fix - http://sylnt.us - not-going-to-end-well
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[15:38:55] <FatPhil> http://soylentnews.org could be goatsefied...
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[15:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick chromas Your wish is my command.
[15:58:18] -!- chromas was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(TheMightyBuzzard) Your wish is my command.]
[15:58:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> .kick Ethanol-fueled Your wish is my command.
[16:08:15] <NCommander> I'm streaming now, need someone to check
[16:34:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Oh Good: Airbus Wants to Pack 11 Passengers Into One Row - http://sylnt.us - Airbus-Wants-Your-Flight-to-Suck-Even-More
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[17:13:49] * kadal just finished two submissions. Enough procrastination!
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[17:30:25] <chromas> Slow kick script
[17:34:03] <mrcoolbp> yeah sriously
[17:52:59] * crutchy wonders how airbus can do that and still comply with airworthiness regulations
[17:53:40] * crutchy ofc hasn't bothered to read tfa :p
[17:54:36] * crutchy wonders wtf he's doing awake at 3.50 in the morning :/
[17:55:41] <swiss> drugs
[18:03:54] * NCommander puts a knife in his Civ5 stream
[18:03:57] <NCommander> That fucking sucked
[18:03:59] <NCommander> Two crashes
[18:04:02] <NCommander> And other headaches
[18:04:31] <NCommander> I'm just going to stream Dwarf Fortress and call it good
[18:04:39] <NCommander> I've got a break at 6-7 then do some Soylent stuff
[18:17:56] <kadal> NCommander, what sort of Soylent stuff?
[19:05:59] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update: Corinthian Colleges Fined $30M for Fraud - http://sylnt.us - ongoing-saga
[19:45:53] <arti> maybe they can make really long rows in the cabin by changing the orientation
[19:45:57] <arti> so it's from nose to tail
[19:46:03] <arti> instead of side to side :D
[19:47:34] <kadal> walking past two people to get to the restroom is going to be such a pain on that flight...
[19:48:06] <arti> depends how close you are to release
[19:48:38] <arti> maximum awesomeness when you're trying to step out and let one go when in front of someone.
[19:51:39] <kadal> to be followed by a swift knee to the nuts
[19:54:02] <arti> so you advocate touching genitals
[19:54:57] <kadal> no i predict that that's what happens post-release.
[19:55:01] <arti> good to know, henceforth you shall be known as Kadal the Fondler, Groper of the 7 Realms, Plucker of Fruit, Keeper of the Twig and Berries.
[19:55:23] <kadal> !grab arti
[19:55:23] <Bender> Added quote 488
[19:55:31] <kadal> aye
[19:57:32] <kadal> !uid
[19:57:33] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5215, owned by shrewdsheep
[19:57:37] <kadal> ~uid
[19:57:40] <exec> The current maximum UID is 5215, owned by shrewdsheep
[19:58:15] <kadal> !quote 300
[19:58:15] <Bender> Quote 300 - <konomi> I hate how the real world is so fucking static with no willingness to try anything different x.x
[19:58:32] <arti> obviously not keeping up with the hardcore scene
[19:58:44] <kadal> !quote 250
[19:58:44] <Bender> Quote 250 - <idetuxs> that feels good
[19:58:52] <kadal> !quote 200
[19:58:52] <Bender> Quote 200 - <crutchy> we should all get it up together
[19:59:06] <kadal> ^ hardcore scene. ;)
[19:59:09] <arti> crutchy was in a fraternity
[19:59:27] <kadal> is there a random quote function?
[19:59:29] <kadal> ~quote random
[20:01:38] <kadal> hmm.. too bad
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[21:39:15] <chromas> ~random channel=#soylent
[21:39:24] <exec> 03[2014-04-21 13:24:5] #Soylent <crutchy> best to have a back up, just in case, to be safe
[21:42:53] <chromas> ~random nick=hairyfeet
[21:42:56] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[21:43:17] <chromas> Now I know he popped in at least once
[21:43:41] <chromas> ~random nick=HairyFeet
[21:43:43] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[21:44:02] <chromas> ~random nick=HairyFeet channel=
[21:44:04] <exec> 03[2014-02-15 23:14:48] ##altslashdot <Hairyfeet_> Effects don't mean squat if the story is good, look at early trek and who, great stories can make up for bad efects but great effects can't fix a terrible story
[21:45:07] <chromas> From the don't-tell-Lucas-Lucas-once-said-that dept
[22:08:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Another Cancer Immunotherapy Success - http://sylnt.us - smoke-'em-if-you-got-'em
[22:43:16] * crutchy wonders if kadal might be kaede from freenode
[22:51:20] * crutchy might have guessed a konomi alter-ego but we don't have comcast here (thank $deity)
[22:54:43] * juggs looks around
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[22:55:06] <crutchy> mornin juggs
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[22:55:28] <juggs> ~g'day crutchy
[22:55:29] * exec spontaneously offers a pair of used panties full of NCommander to crutchy
[22:55:42] <crutchy> o.O
[22:58:13] <crutchy> regardless whether kadal was kaede or konomi i think it was a chick cos no bloke would react to someone farting on them by kneeing them in the nuts
[22:59:26] <crutchy> did sound suspiciously konomi'ish though
[22:59:37] <juggs> sounds like I missed some drama
[22:59:49] <crutchy> nah not really
[23:00:04] <crutchy> i was asleep i just read the scrollback
[23:00:37] * crutchy is just overanalysing
[23:01:58] <crutchy> had to have been a familiar though, cos they used !grab and !uid
[23:02:29] <crutchy> ~first nick=kadal
[23:02:32] <exec> 03[2015-04-06 01:43:1] #Soylent <kadal> thanks juggs. I'll reconnect on the SSL one FWIW
[23:03:09] <crutchy> ah i prolly missed them before today
[23:03:27] * crutchy removes tinfoil hat
[23:04:17] <crutchy> ~time
[23:04:19] <exec> Sunday, 19 April 2015 @ 9:04 am GMT+10 - Melbourne VIC
[23:04:21] <juggs> Yah - they came in on web chat initially, asked for irc serv deets, connected on 6667 after that then 6697 after I added info about 6697
[23:04:38] <crutchy> time for coffee and code
[23:04:46] <crutchy> ah
[23:05:09] <juggs> chromas, ping
[23:05:10] * crutchy was thinking about asking for a cloak
[23:05:24] <juggs> I see you requested one already.
[23:05:54] <crutchy> yeah i tried that thinking it would give an error, or at least ask for confirmation :p
[23:06:54] * crutchy never even heard of hostserv before then
[23:07:33] <crutchy> or had and promptly forgot
[23:07:41] <juggs> It's sat waiting approval. Given I managed to wipe out services entirely by creating a BotServ bot with punctuation in its name, I'm not inclined to trust services sanity checking on user input at this point, so that requested cloak is not getting approved. Sorry :)
[23:08:15] <crutchy> haha no probs
[23:09:27] <crutchy> was only semi-sserious anyway. i honestly thought it wouldn't accept a dot, but i thought i'd try it. just cos i'm a throw at the wall and see if it sticks guy
[23:09:53] <crutchy> memoserv!?
[23:10:05] <crutchy> how many other *servs are there?
[23:10:52] <juggs> Yah - you see that's what got me in a mess with BotServ - thinking it would reject invalid input. Who knew a bot called # could cause a problem... on an irc server... really? :D
[23:11:08] <juggs> Gimme a sec...
[23:11:14] <crutchy> hehe. if its the same cloak as i asked xlefay for many moons ago even he was hesitant :p
[23:12:04] <chromas> juggs: pong
[23:12:16] <crutchy> haha that's the same as one of our channels too. server wouldn't know where to send it
[23:13:12] * crutchy sniffs in chromas' vicinity
[23:13:25] <chromas> # is invalid 'cause that would make it act like a channel
[23:13:35] <chromas> privmsg nick vs privmsg #channel
[23:13:37] <juggs> BotServ (BaconServ), ChanServ, GameServ, GroupServ, HelpServ, HostServ, InfoServ, MemoServ, SaslServ (PorkServ), RPGServ, StatServ - I think that's it
[23:13:52] <crutchy> oh my
[23:14:02] <crutchy> hehe porkserv
[23:14:13] <chromas> ~first nick=xlefay message=porkserv
[23:14:15] <crutchy> that's so xlefay/kobach
[23:14:17] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[23:14:22] <chromas> ~first nick=xlefay message=porkserv channel=
[23:14:32] <exec> 03[2014-04-25 12:10:2] #~ <xlefay> I'm mostly fond of when I see someone sign in via PorkServ
[23:15:00] <juggs> chromas - yah - the point was more that BotServ should not have allowed the creation of a bot name that immediately wiped out the entirety of services.
[23:15:15] <crutchy> we've all connected intimately with the pork before
[23:15:31] <juggs> kobach was the pusher of meat products if I recall
[23:15:43] <juggs> chromas, why did TMB kick you earlier?
[23:15:48] <chromas> scrip5t
[23:15:49] <crutchy> lol
[23:15:50] <chromas> script
[23:15:58] <chromas> he has a script so we can .kick ourselves
[23:15:58] <juggs> ?
[23:16:00] <crutchy> and i thawt php was slooow
[23:16:10] <crutchy> wtf was with that?
[23:16:14] <chromas> when he came on, the znc backlog must've included it
[23:16:33] * chromas tried kicking himself while tmb was off
[23:16:53] <crutchy> ooh
[23:16:54] <juggs> oh, of course, his bot runs locally in his client
[23:17:02] <crutchy> maybe tmb has an alterego in here too
[23:17:06] <chromas> so later, tmb came on, znc gave him the backlog, it read my .kick and accepted the challenge
[23:17:25] <crutchy> ah
[23:17:42] <crutchy> he's on the staff superserver znc i guess
[23:17:44] <chromas> ~count nick=kobach message=bacon channel=
[23:17:46] <juggs> and this kids is why we don't use mIRC scripts mmm,kayyy
[23:17:53] <exec> 031619
[23:17:54] <chromas> ~count nick=xlefay message=bacon channel=
[23:18:03] <exec> 03387
[23:18:05] <chromas> scripts and bouncers don't mix, m'kay
[23:18:19] * chromas crosses the streams
[23:18:39] <crutchy> luckily i have nfi how to use znc
[23:18:41] <chromas> ~first channel= message=bacon
[23:18:50] <exec> 03[2014-02-09 12:28:44] ##altslashdot <robinld> probably eating some canadian bacon and complaining about it or something
[23:18:56] <juggs> Indeed so. I have nowt scripted in my client. But then I do have access to the irc server to spawn many bots directly muahahahahaha
[23:19:17] <crutchy> lol
[23:19:18] <ciri> hehehe
[23:19:37] <chromas> ~random channel= message=muahaha
[23:19:46] <exec> 03[2014-08-24 23:35:0] #blender <adeps> muahaha
[23:19:55] <crutchy> xlefay was working towards that with sublight. maybe juggsbot could also connect as a service
[23:20:45] <crutchy> aw shit i still haven't boiled the kettle. /me neeeeeds coffee
[23:23:39] <juggs> juggsbot??
[23:26:06] <chromas> TheJiggler
[23:28:09] <juggs> As long as it doesn't have to wear a green mask and be stupidly energetic I could live with that
[23:31:02] <FatPhil> Who's in charge of #irpg?
[23:36:52] <juggs> I blame Bytram :D
[23:37:16] <juggs> Only kidding, what's up with it FatPhil ?
[23:38:10] <FatPhil> I'm quite happy to keep adding SN-friendly events to my repo, but in case you want to just do your own thing, I've now written some documentation on the special sauce: http://fatphil.org
[23:38:11] <MrMustache> ^ 03Themeable IdleRPG
[23:39:40] <crutchy> ooh openirpg
[23:41:22] <crutchy> is there example items and events files?
[23:41:34] <crutchy> for the tl;dr sort?
[23:42:00] <juggs> I'm thinking FatPhil should be in charge of #irpg :)
[23:42:33] <crutchy> pretty soon we could have an entire IRC department
[23:42:42] <crutchy> management++
[23:42:42] <Bender> karma - management: 1
[23:43:16] <crutchy> haha
[23:43:23] <juggs> never happen, staff attrition is too high
[23:43:24] <crutchy> idea for monopoly nick: management
[23:44:07] <crutchy> staff attrition prolly too high cos pay sucks :p
[23:44:22] <juggs> that it does
[23:45:21] * crutchy actually thinks you might have more luck if SN were a recognized not-for-profit
[23:45:35] <crutchy> atm even i have nfi what it is
[23:45:53] <crutchy> a 'public benefit corporation'?
[23:46:52] * crutchy checks out wikipedia
[23:46:57] <juggs> best bet
[23:47:24] <crutchy> "allow for public benefit to be a charter purpose in addition to the traditional corporate goal of maximizing profit for shareholders"
[23:47:28] <juggs> Check out specifically Delaware PBC - they vary state to state
[23:47:39] <crutchy> the profit thing kills it for me
[23:47:51] <crutchy> i'm not gunna donate my time for someone else's profit
[23:48:00] <crutchy> well, not knowingly anyway :p
[23:48:06] <juggs> I can understand that
[23:49:09] <crutchy> i'm all for capitalism (i'm a libertarian) but if you want capitalism you gotta pay :)
[23:49:29] * chromas pays crutchy 100,000 internet dollars
[23:50:10] <crutchy> i'm happy to do a bit here and there. atm i'm trying to help Bytram out a bit with some QA scripting
[23:50:24] <juggs> NFP is apparently a hard bar to jump with many hoops to jump through. But it was where NC wanted to go with the overarching Soylent Foundation plan a while back.
[23:51:23] <chromas> SoylentNews Corporation presents: SoylentoxNews
[23:51:26] <juggs> Just a slight matter of... well funding. Hence why we've been "rationalising" servers of late :)
[23:51:30] <chromas> +F
[23:53:23] <crutchy> at the core of capitalism is risk. that's why startups are hard, cos the risk is so high, but if you take the risk (like NC did) then you deserve the rewards of your own hard work
[23:55:02] <chromas> put ads on the site. the cool people will block them; the suckers will support the site by loading them :)
[23:55:41] <crutchy> can make text-only ads that are pretty much impossible to block
[23:56:00] <crutchy> just don't use specific div id's
[23:56:04] <juggs> I'm not getting into a discussion about NC's or matt_'s motivations - they can speak for themselves. I'm just CEO for now :)
[23:57:08] <juggs> chromas, ad discussions are underway, the sticking point is that no-one wants to serve shit that tracks people - which is pretty much all ad networks.
[23:57:57] * juggs bustles off to clean dishes - cooked salmon really gets ripe fast
[23:58:31] <crutchy> no worries juggs. i'm just saying that if NC wants to keep it profitable, then he has every right to cos he put his money where his mouth is along with a heap of his own sweat getting the site going. i'm not going to pressure anyone to go nfp
[23:58:33] <chromas> that's not salmon…