#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-10

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[00:00:09] <mrcoolbp> “I’ll do it!”
[00:00:50] <SpallsHurgenson> lol
[00:01:38] <SpallsHurgenson> server hosting has gotten a bit more expensive than I remember
[00:01:48] <mrcoolbp> through the roof
[00:01:52] * mrcoolbp blames obama
[00:02:53] <SpallsHurgenson> s/obama/Microsoft/
[00:03:43] <mrcoolbp> sure
[00:07:23] <SpallsHurgenson> good, so we're all in agreement; obama and microsoft are to blame and everyone should give me 2 quintillion dollars
[00:07:45] <mrcoolbp> s/me/SN/
[00:07:50] <mrcoolbp> then yes
[00:08:02] SpallsHurgenson is now known as SN
[00:08:20] chromas is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:08:33] SN is now known as chromas
[00:08:41] SpallsHurgenson is now known as SN
[00:08:47] * mrcoolbp is now known as GOD
[00:08:52] <chromas> wait... I'm confused now :)
[00:08:58] chromas is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:09:35] SpallsHurgenson is now known as chromas
[00:09:58] SN is now known as [censored]
[00:10:08] <chromas> and then the cop said I could be arrested if I did that to the dog again!
[00:10:11] <chromas> !grab chromas
[00:10:11] <Bender> Added quote 472
[00:10:15] <mrcoolbp> rofl
[00:10:15] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[00:10:18] chromas is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[00:10:29] <mrcoolbp> !quote 472
[00:10:29] <Bender> Quote 472 - <chromas> !grab chromas
[00:10:34] <[censored]> :D
[00:10:39] <SpallsHurgenson> doh!
[00:10:41] <mrcoolbp> haha
[00:10:45] <[censored]> Bender: grab SpallsHurgenson
[00:10:45] <Bender> Added quote 473
[00:10:53] <mrcoolbp> !quote 473
[00:10:53] <Bender> Quote 473 - <SpallsHurgenson> doh!
[00:11:07] <takyon> don't cause an infinite grab loop
[00:11:19] <mrcoolbp> worse then crossing streams
[00:11:34] <[censored]> or docking
[00:12:49] <mrcoolbp> WTF did it grab him saying “grab chromas” though...
[00:13:13] <[censored]> it was the last thing he saod
[00:13:17] <[censored]> s/o/i/
[00:13:17] <sedctl> <[censored]> it was the last thing he said
[00:13:29] <[censored]> Bender needs a tweakin'
[00:14:03] <mrcoolbp> [censored]: nah, then every quote in the DB would be “!grab $NICK”
[00:14:20] <[censored]> it is, for anyone who's tried to grab themselves
[00:14:38] <takyon> that's a feature, not a bug
[00:15:11] <mrcoolbp> [censored]: interesting..
[00:15:16] <[censored]> SpallsHurgenson++ # makin' me look good
[00:15:16] <Bender> karma - spallshurgenson: 15
[00:15:19] <mrcoolbp> !quote “grab”
[00:15:19] <Bender> No quotes found with the text '“grab”'
[00:15:24] <mrcoolbp> !quote grab
[00:15:24] <Bender> Quote 141 - <chromas> !grab chromas
[00:15:28] <Bender> Also in quotes: 163, 164, 165, 167, 195, 196, 228, 229, 236, 260, 280, 285, 286, 287, 292, 301, 302, 314, 315, 326, 335, 343, 346, 348, 349, 358, 368, 384, 388, 389, 399, 466, 472
[00:15:36] <mrcoolbp> !quote 163
[00:15:36] <Bender> Quote 163 - <SirFinkus> !grab SirFinkus
[00:15:39] <mrcoolbp> !quote 164
[00:15:40] <Bender> Quote 164 - <SirFinkus> !grab SirFinkus
[00:15:49] <mrcoolbp> !quote 195
[00:15:49] <Bender> Quote 195 - <Bytram> nograb
[00:15:57] <mrcoolbp> !quote 228
[00:15:57] <Bender> Quote 228 - <mechanicjay> !grab mechanicjay
[00:16:03] <mrcoolbp> okay, I stand corrected
[00:16:27] <[censored]> [nograb]
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[00:25:12] <paulej72> things are getting crazy here
[00:25:49] <takyon> this is cyberjihad
[00:29:34] -!- takyon has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[00:42:06] * SpallsHurgenson has some magnificent breasts
[00:42:21] <SpallsHurgenson> gonna be some tasty bbq tonight!
[00:42:43] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[00:43:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> good foods. believe i'll have a good beer too then get the dishes done up.
[00:49:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[00:49:20] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[00:49:43] <SpallsHurgenson> that one seems to be a particular favorite :)
[00:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> well it's the only one i remember cept the one about paulej72 being the butt
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[01:07:17] <paulej72> !quite paulej72
[01:07:26] <paulej72> !quote paulej72
[01:07:26] <Bender> Quote 209 - <paulej72> sec's up
[01:07:30] <Bender> Also in quotes: 275, 304, 305, 393, 395, 403, 404, 414, 442, 443, 465
[01:07:55] <paulej72> !quote 275
[01:07:55] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[01:08:03] <paulej72> !quote 304
[01:08:03] <Bender> Quote 304 - <paulej72> if only, I could get a job in porn
[01:08:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, thas the fun one
[01:08:18] <paulej72> !quote 393
[01:08:18] <Bender> Quote 393 - <paulej72> pretty fart smeller
[01:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, it's hard to get shit done code-wise when you got thirty million little things needing done after a move.
[01:19:31] <paulej72> been there, done that, got the tshirt
[01:19:34] <[censored]> !quote shit
[01:19:34] <Bender> Quote 79 - <janrinok> Blackmoore: Who told you I was making them wear ballgags. I hadn't mentioned that to anyone, er, well if I had made them wear ballgags, I wouldn't have told anyone. Anyway, they said they liked it - well, would have done if they hadn't been wearing ballgags, oh shit
[01:19:38] <Bender> Also in quotes: 82, 133, 139, 211, 233, 274, 372, 413
[01:19:52] <paulej72> just look at my commits during september
[01:20:02] <arti> lots of shiz?
[01:20:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> nots of shiz
[01:20:32] <arti> evening tmb
[01:20:36] <mrcoolbp> “shit”
[01:20:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin
[01:20:58] <arti> sugar honey iced tea
[01:21:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> i hereby declare that after i get my TN drivers license tomorrow it is an official Fuck You, I'm Going Fishing day.
[01:22:07] <SpallsHurgenson> also known as Friday
[01:22:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> right
[01:22:21] <arti> how is the dmv there?
[01:22:41] <arti> is it full of diverse creatures and colorful personalities?
[01:22:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> let ya know after i been through the line. going to one in a smallish town though.
[01:23:01] <paulej72> they are all bad now that 6 points is the standard everywhere
[01:23:20] <arti> 6 points, like a star of david?
[01:23:24] <arti> o/
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[01:24:01] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v martyb|away] by Imogen
[01:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> shit, it's bytram, afk
[01:26:09] martyb is now known as Bytram
[01:26:37] <SpallsHurgenson> wow, what a clever disguise!
[01:27:48] <martyb|away> who am i?
[01:27:57] <paulej72> martyb|away:
[01:28:02] <Bytram> who am i?
[01:28:08] <paulej72> martyb|away:
[01:28:14] <paulej72> lol
[01:28:14] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[01:28:21] <Bytram> up up and away!?!!!
[01:28:25] <Bytram> =)
[01:28:52] * Bytram was set up with ZNC for scrollback and I'm just starting to get my 'sea legs'
[01:30:02] * arti likes znc
[01:30:18] * martyb|away wonders what 'ZNC' stands for?
[01:30:27] <martyb|away> ZiNC?
[01:30:39] <arti> zero null characters
[01:31:04] <Bytram> isn't a null character a zero? :P
[01:31:11] -!- martyb|away [martyb|away!~martyb|af@Soylent/Staff/Developer/martyb] has parted #Soylent
[01:31:14] <paulej72> Bytram: are you logged in via znc and direct to irc
[01:31:39] <Bytram> yeah... I'm working on it...
[01:31:42] <arti> do you usually link multiple bouncers?
[01:31:49] <arti> "yo dawg"
[01:32:18] <paulej72> arti: he was setting things up and did not get rid of his direct connect yet
[01:32:28] <arti> poppycock
[01:32:44] <arti> we should become bouncer brothers
[01:32:47] <arti> #nohomo
[01:33:05] <Bytram> so, it appears I no longer need my direct connect; just come in through ZNC and... it just works.
[01:33:18] <arti> o.o
[01:33:22] <paulej72> yep thats how it's done
[01:33:36] <arti> the bouncer becomes you, you jack into the matrix through it.
[01:33:37] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:33:48] <Bytram> Hi Jack! (Don't say that on a plane, though)
[01:33:52] <arti> it's like the movie surrogates
[01:34:06] <arti> znc is your surry
[01:34:16] * arti passes the electrobong
[01:34:31] * Bytram saw that movie -- His surrogate wife was a cutie, but /me was NOT impressed with the ending
[01:34:36] <arti> indeed
[01:35:00] <arti> seemed more like a made for tv movie
[01:35:09] <Bytram> nod nod
[01:35:38] <Bytram> kept getting struck with the idea that the story line was based on how cheaply they could come up with a backdrop for filming. :/
[01:35:38] <arti> one thing i haven't managed to get working properly are dcc sends
[01:35:51] <arti> i'm sure it's a pebkac issue
[01:35:51] <Bytram> dcc?
[01:36:00] <arti> direct client connection (chat / files)
[01:36:02] <Bytram> District of Columbia of Columbia?
[01:36:09] <arti> Dicks Cant Cough
[01:36:15] <Bytram> splurt!
[01:36:21] <paulej72> now Bytram the thing you do now is not set away status and noone will know if you are here or not :)
[01:36:26] <Bytram> nograb
[01:36:31] <arti> Donald Chugs Chowder
[01:36:35] * Bytram is not all here
[01:36:40] <paulej72> direct client connect
[01:36:51] <arti> thanks, gold star
[01:37:20] <paulej72> not every client can handle dcc properly
[01:38:03] <Bytram> btw, has anyone looked at the MOTD for the channel lately? Here's a snippet:
[01:38:04] <Bytram> * - ==============================================================
[01:38:04] <Bytram> * - # The IRC staff: #
[01:38:04] <Bytram> * - # #
[01:38:04] <Bytram> * - # * xlefay - Team leader #
[01:38:04] <Bytram> * - # * juggs - Team leader #
[01:38:04] <arti> it's not about the size of the files, it's how you send them.
[01:38:05] <Bytram> * - # * Landon - Member #
[01:38:07] <Bytram> * - # * paulej72 - Member #
[01:38:09] <Bytram> * - # * FunPika - Member #
[01:38:11] <Bytram> * - # #
[01:38:15] <Bytram> * - ==============================================================
[01:38:25] <Bytram> has anyone seen xlefay or funpika in a while?
[01:38:34] * arti points to the list
[01:38:51] <arti> lurking.
[01:38:56] <arti> !idle
[01:38:56] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 31369 minutes :/
[01:39:01] <arti> !idle
[01:39:01] <ciri> sirecote hasn't said a word for 31369 minutes :/
[01:39:01] <paulej72> I think we pulled funpika's irc privs in the move, but he was on ysterday fixing wiki
[01:39:19] <Bytram> Oh! I'm so glad to hear he's still around!
[01:39:26] <[censored]> FunPika stops by occasionally
[01:39:40] <arti> he's the one who replenishes the danish supply
[01:39:47] <Bytram> we've lost a number of people along the way; glad to see some familiar ones weren't gone for good!
[01:39:50] <paulej72> I think xlefay passed away (I am being serious) but I can't bring myself to remove his privs
[01:39:51] <[censored]> he was on a couple days ago and nuked a ton of wiki spam
[01:39:58] * arti points to the cheese danishes hidden behind some papers
[01:40:15] * [censored] passes arti the refined white sugar
[01:40:28] <arti> if it ain't white, it ain't right.
[01:40:29] <Bytram> paulej72: really? I certainly hope not... I had a couple PMs with him that were very rewarding.
[01:40:51] * Bytram wonders if icinga is still working
[01:41:02] <arti> xlefay :/
[01:41:19] <paulej72> He was having some health issues which lead me to beleve that is was more serious than he was letting on.
[01:41:21] * Bytram has already learned of two other deaths in the past week -- /meis sad
[01:41:35] <arti> shit, playing on hardcore i see
[01:42:13] * [censored] blames Dice
[01:43:00] <arti> hmm. well
[01:43:36] * arti sets mode to introspective
[01:44:22] * arti attempts to jump a hurdle
[01:44:28] <arti> !roll 1d20
[01:44:28] <ciri> arti rolls 12
[01:44:39] <arti> zing.
[01:44:41] * Bytram moves hurdle
[01:44:42] <paulej72> better than humping a jurdle
[01:44:50] <arti> sounds german
[01:44:51] <Bytram> !grab paulej72
[01:44:51] <Bender> Added quote 474
[01:45:05] <arti> !g jürdel
[01:45:06] <ciri> 9 results | Monumenta boica - Google Books Result @ https://books.google.com | Monumentorum Boicorum collectio nova - Google Books Result @
[01:45:07] <ciri> https://books.google.com | Monumenta Episcopatus Wirziburgensis - Google Books Result @
[01:45:08] <ciri> https://books.google.com | Wörterbuch der kölschen Mundart: Kölsch-Deutsch Deutsch-Kölsch - Google Book @
[01:45:10] <ciri> https://books.google.com | Les elemens de l'histoire, ou Ce qu'il faut savoir de chronologie, ... - Google @
[01:45:12] <ciri> https://books.google.com
[01:45:42] <paulej72> do we have define?
[01:46:13] <Bytram> arti: I thought that is what the shepherds did in the Alps: jürdel
[01:46:21] <Bytram> oh!
[01:46:30] <Bytram> that was Yodel!
[01:46:52] <paulej72> http://www.urbandictionary.com
[01:46:52] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Urban Dictionary: jurdling
[01:47:25] <Bytram> editorial question: abbrev for: Petaflops? PFlops?
[01:47:58] <SpallsHurgenson> RFF
[01:48:10] <SpallsHurgenson> (really f***ing fast :)
[01:48:26] <paulej72> i do not think there is a proper abbrev for petaflops
[01:49:06] <paulej72> wiki says PFLOPS
[01:49:15] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[01:49:16] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Wiki: FLOPS
[01:49:38] <paulej72> but who can trust wiki
[01:49:53] * paulej72 opens wiki editor
[01:50:03] <Bytram> so, does that mean that a supercomputing center would be a FLOP house?
[01:51:21] <paulej72> no FLOPS are only theoretical. most supercompuing is wating for the slow ass disks to get your data to you.
[01:51:33] <SpallsHurgenson> FToFlOPs
[01:51:38] <paulej72> over the slow ass network
[01:51:42] * Bytram remembers there's a definition on TOP500.org
[01:54:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - DARPA Seeks Software Systems That Can Last 100 Years - http://sylnt.us - stay-on-my-lawn-for-a-long-long-time
[01:55:31] <paulej72> software can last 100 years, but can the hardware?
[01:56:03] <paulej72> we have COBOL that is 50 years old running on system right now
[01:56:03] <SpallsHurgenson> just use Fortran. that's never gonna go away (65 years and still not dead)
[01:56:14] <Bytram> sure, just underclock it to about 3 Hz
[01:56:29] * [censored] presses Turbo for maximum slow
[01:56:58] <Bytram> lol
[01:57:01] <paulej72> The button should have been called compataibily mode
[01:57:51] * Bytram had a 286 which could be run at 10Mhz with 1 Wait State for memory access, or at 12MHz with 2 wait states; timing loops were... interesting
[01:58:25] <Bytram> since addon cards ran at the same speed as the system clock, things could get *really* interesting!
[01:58:29] <[censored]> cga++ # it's all ya need
[01:58:29] <Bender> karma - cga: 1
[01:58:33] <paulej72> RTC FTW
[01:59:28] * Bytram wonders how fast some of the top cell phones are these days... I bet we must be close to a 'Cray in your pocket'
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[01:59:41] <[censored]> When CMOS setup text was written in English, not Engrish
[02:00:55] <SpallsHurgenson> cray-1 did ~150 MIPS and had 8MB RAM I think
[02:01:05] <Bytram> http://www.netlib.org
[02:01:07] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Frequent Asked Questions on the LINPACK Benchmark
[02:01:13] <Bytram> "What is Mflops?"
[02:01:28] <Bytram> What is a Mflop/s?
[02:01:28] <Bytram> Mflop/s is a rate of execution, millions of floating point operations per second. Whenever this term is used it will refer to 64 bit floating point operations and the operations will be either addition or multiplication. Gflop/s refers to billions of floating point operations per second and Tflop/s refers to trillions of floating point operations per second.
[02:01:28] <Bytram>
[02:02:04] <Bytram> that, from a person who I believe founded the TOP500 list.
[02:03:27] <paulej72> Did the cray-1 not have a floating point uint
[02:03:47] * Bytram tries to access the top500 archives
[02:04:11] <Bytram> http://top500.org
[02:04:12] <RobotHouse> ^ 03TOP500 Lists | TOP500 Supercomputer Sites
[02:04:16] <SpallsHurgenson> and I seem to recall adverts saying that the ipad was equivalent to a cray-2
[02:04:38] <SpallsHurgenson> (of course, that's probably just a comparison of peak speed, not sustained speeds)
[02:05:15] <Bytram> http://top500.org
[02:05:16] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Lists | TOP500 Supercomputer Sites
[02:06:20] <paulej72> thoes numbers look like a single rack of today's systems
[02:06:33] <SpallsHurgenson> supercomputers have massive throughput so they can get feeding data to the cpus... desktops (and handhelds) might have impressive peak speeds but once they work through whatever is in their on-die cache their speeds plummet because the rest of hte system cant keep up
[02:07:18] <paulej72> I know that racks of Princeton's HPC comps are in the 32KW range
[02:07:45] <Bytram> IIRC, a Thinking Machine computer was featured in "Jurrasic Park"
[02:10:00] <paulej72> yes but a moderen blade system connected via ifiniband can run circles around the data throughput of the older supers
[02:10:11] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:10:23] <SpallsHurgenson> still, there's a lot of power stuffed into tiny packages these days. Far more, for instance, than what we used to go to the moon. you could use an ipad to navigate the Lunar Excursion Module and still have more than enough processing power to play a 3D rendered game of Lunar Lander :)
[02:10:31] <Bytram> no CPU is an island, or, IOW, the network is the computer
[02:10:47] <paulej72> it just a modern blade system is still starving for data at times
[02:12:38] <Bytram> IBM mainframes didn't have the fastest processors, but man could they move data around -- custom-programmed channel processors
[02:14:55] * Bytram had to test and debug some channel code back in the day; CCW == Chanel Control Word
[02:15:49] <SpallsHurgenson> sounds like something too perfume fetishists would use to keep things from getting too kinky :)
[02:16:30] <Bytram> channel != Chanel
[02:16:53] <Bytram> afk... food
[02:16:53] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, you're no fun :)
[02:18:23] * Bytram imagines a case of Chanel No 6 that breaks open on a train twixt UK and France... Chunnel + Chanel == Channel
[02:19:01] <Bytram> ok, really need food, (and it's not yet midnight ;)
[02:21:25] * SpallsHurgenson imagines someone digging a trench for the perfume through the tunnel being shown as an exclusive TV show... you'd be watching the Chunnel Chanel Channel Channel
[02:24:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (eiuu, I accidentally clicked on a linkedin link; I feel dirty. Now I need a new mouse :)
[02:42:20] <Bytram> https://en.wikipedia.org
[02:42:20] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Wiki: Cray-1
[02:44:26] <Bytram> The 80 MFLOPS Cray-1 was succeeded in 1982 by the 800 MFLOPS Cray X-MP, the first Cray multi-processing computer. In 1985 the very advanced Cray-2, capable of 1.9 GFLOPS peak performance, succeeded the first two models but met a somewhat limited commercial success because of certain problems at producing sustained performance in real-world applications. A more conservatively designed evolutionary success
[02:44:26] <Bytram> or of the Cray-1 and X-MP models was therefore made by the name Cray Y-MP and launched in 1988.
[02:44:26] <Bytram> As a comparison standpoint, the processor in a typical modern smartphone performs at roughly 1 GFLOPS.[4]
[02:44:36] <Bytram> http://www.anandtech.com
[02:44:38] <RobotHouse> ^ 03Exploring the Floating Point Performance of Modern ARM Processors
[02:45:03] <Bytram> (From 2013-06-02)
[02:48:36] <juggs> Bytram, you getting to grips with ZNC?
[02:48:55] <Bytram> so far so good, but only minimal stuff so far...
[02:49:32] <Bytram> I discovered I only need the ZNC connection; having both that one and the original, direct-connection was, umm, unsettling =)
[02:49:45] <Bytram> juggs: thanks a *bunch* for getting me setup!
[02:52:01] <juggs> well only in so much as you end up with two "trees" in your client if you use both a direct and a znc bounced connection. I know you were concerned about the amount of scroll back you may get on #soylent. Hopefully now, you see you can restrict that while not missing a beat in that other place :D
[02:52:15] <Bytram> understood.
[02:52:47] <Bytram> I think today is my first time back in since we set things up... so I'm trying to take things slow and steady.
[02:53:30] <paulej72> Bytram: just because you have a scrollback does not mean you need to read it :)
[02:53:45] <Bytram> nod nod
[02:54:28] <paulej72> i usually do not read the overnght stuff unless I see NC on, otherwise I FF to TMB's coffee++
[02:54:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm.... coffee
[02:54:58] <Bytram> =)
[02:55:01] <Bytram> !uid
[02:55:01] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5202, owned by Usualdosage
[02:55:05] <Bytram> lol
[02:55:10] <Bytram> coffee++
[02:55:10] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1267
[02:57:41] <Bytram> ~weather boston
[02:57:46] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[02:57:52] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[02:57:57] <paulej72> no exec
[02:58:05] <juggs> Bytram, you're welcome. The bouncer is a tool, customise it to your desires. I just helped you get over the hump of wtf is the point :) You've got the nouse to figure the options out - but don't be shy to ask.
[02:58:25] <Bytram> juggs: s/nouse/nose/
[02:58:25] <sedctl> <Bytram> <juggs> Bytram, you're welcome. The bouncer is a tool, customise it to your desires. I just helped you get over the hump of wtf is the point :) You've got the nose to figure the options out - but don't be shy to ask.
[02:58:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[02:58:41] <paulej72> no exec
[02:58:42] * TheMightyBuzzard grumbles
[02:58:55] <paulej72> add weather to Mr Plow
[02:59:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> may in the morning
[02:59:13] <Bytram> paulej72: what happened to exec?
[02:59:22] <Bytram> did it get EXECuted?
[02:59:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy takes it down often
[02:59:40] <paulej72> not sure would need to check with his wrangler
[02:59:43] <juggs> Bytram, crutchy goes offline exec goes offline with him.
[02:59:54] <Bytram> ahhh, thanks!
[03:00:22] <paulej72> I said if he joiined staff we could host exec on linode
[03:00:27] <mrcoolbp> ^^^
[03:00:29] <Bytram> nice!
[03:00:35] <mrcoolbp> I’ve been saying that
[03:00:36] <juggs> the horrors
[03:00:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> try n get him on the wiki staff. he's by far the biggest user of it.
[03:01:12] * mrcoolbp hasn’t seen funpika
[03:01:28] <paulej72> he was on yesterday
[03:01:36] <Bytram> ^weather boston
[03:01:38] <geotti_away> [Boston, Massachusetts] Light Drizzle. Temp is 2.1*C but feels like -1*C. NE wind: 10.1 kph. Humidity: 93%.
[03:01:40] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I saw him yesterday prowling around wiki policing things
[03:01:41] <Bytram> ^weather portland, me
[03:01:42] <geotti_away> [Portland, Maine] Drizzle. Temp is 1.1*C but feels like 1*C. Humidity: 99%.
[03:01:48] <mrcoolbp> juggs: havn’
[03:01:49] <Bytram> ^weather presque isle, me
[03:01:50] <geotti_away> [Presque Isle, Maine] Clear. Temp is -0.6*C but feels like -1*C. SE wind: 1.6 kph.
[03:02:10] <mrcoolbp> juggs haven’t gotten a reply on email or seen on IRC I meant
[03:02:16] * mrcoolbp could try his personalemail...
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[03:03:55] <mrcoolbp> no real need though I assume if WikiRC is working again
[03:04:17] <paulej72> been working for a while now.
[03:04:48] <paulej72> It is now a part of the full bot army
[03:05:10] <juggs> mrcoolbp, perhaps he prefers less micro-management. The question should be is wiki being managed? Not, is FunPika hyper-communicating? Get my drift?
[03:06:07] <mrcoolbp> juggs: aye, no concerns on wiki, others have admin privs if he is not hyper-present and we needa do something, WikiRC is non-essential anyways
[03:06:26] <mrcoolbp> but jugss: if we were adding a team memeber to Wiki, I’d like to run it by funpika....
[03:06:31] <mrcoolbp> = )
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[03:07:29] <juggs> mrcoolbp, are we adding a team member to wiki?
[03:07:54] <mrcoolbp> we’ve been trying to recruit crutchy (and chromas) for some time
[03:08:24] <mrcoolbp> <+TheMightyBuzzard> try n get him on the wiki staff. he's by far the biggest user of it.
[03:09:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> want i should hack crutchy's laptop n steal his ssh pub key so we can make him a login whether he likes it or not?
[03:09:58] <mrcoolbp> sure
[03:10:08] <mrcoolbp> thx tmb
[03:11:21] <juggs> good luck with that mrcoolbp. Perhaps the wiki should be moved to outside SN official purview so the community can maintain it if the desire is there. We run it on our $, community maintains it as they see fit.
[03:12:00] <mrcoolbp> juggs: again, something we should probably check with FunPika on = )
[03:12:28] <mrcoolbp> SN is kinda crowd-sourced in everything it does, I’d of course love to see more of that
[03:12:41] <mrcoolbp> have 20 editors that log in whenever they want etc.
[03:12:47] <paulej72> night folks
[03:12:52] <mrcoolbp> later PJ
[03:13:09] <Bytram> paulej72: g'night!
[03:13:54] * Bytram is tired, too
[03:14:09] <Bytram> g'night, all!
[03:14:15] <mrcoolbp> later bytram
[03:14:25] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: oops, forgot to greet you when I got here.
[03:14:32] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: Hi! =)
[03:14:37] <Bytram> how's thngs?
[03:14:44] <mrcoolbp> no worries sir, things are good
[03:14:53] <mrcoolbp> don’t stay up on my account!
[03:15:06] <Bytram> good is good, and sometimes even bad has a way of working out, too.
[03:15:24] * Bytram has his own account, but thankyouverymuch
[03:15:32] * mrcoolbp knew that was coming
[03:15:40] <juggs> mrcoolbp, it's a philosophical point. If the only people who edit our wiki constructively are committed but non-staff and show no desire to be staff, why block that contribution?
[03:15:52] <Bytram> on account of my propensity for puns
[03:16:03] <mrcoolbp> yours or mine?
[03:16:13] <mrcoolbp> juggs: what I was trying to say is I think that’s a great idea. I’d love to see the community “manage” more aspects of SN
[03:16:13] <Bytram> yes!
[03:16:20] * mrcoolbp whacks Bytam
[03:16:22] <mrcoolbp> ug
[03:16:38] <mrcoolbp> s/yt/ican’ttype/
[03:16:38] <juggs> mrcoolbp, nah, you#re just appeasing me :P
[03:16:44] <Bytram> juggs: whether contributions are 'official' or 'unofficial', they are still contributions.
[03:17:04] <mrcoolbp> juggs: not at all, I’ve been at the head of the “recruitment strategy” since day one
[03:17:17] <mrcoolbp> juggs: when we “started” this whole thing, it was so ad-hoc
[03:17:27] <mrcoolbp> I’d like us to return to that idea
[03:18:02] * Bytram remembers todo lists and people volunteering to take on tasks that were on others' lists
[03:18:05] <Bytram> !todo
[03:18:05] <Bender> nothing todo for martyb ;]
[03:18:10] <mrcoolbp> !todo
[03:18:10] <Bender> todo for mrcoolbp: 1) make sure someone else has privs on every system 2) contact StarTrek Reboot orgs 3) social-media/user recruitment strategy 4) make helpful graphics for editing interface 5) site redesign contest 6) ask NCommander if we still need all-staff meetings 7) badges for # of accepted submissions 8) warrant canary 9) hammer linode for a better deal
[03:18:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> !todo
[03:18:25] <Bender> todo for themightybuzzard: 1) get m2 working 2) utf8mb4 upgrade 3) RTFM 4) Have all textbook writers shot and proper propaganda writers replace them 5) chromas's password conversion to plaintext so the new devs can steal it
[03:18:33] <mrcoolbp> hah
[03:18:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 1 # screw that
[03:18:40] <Bender> # is not an integer
[03:18:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> !done 1
[03:18:45] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:18:49] <juggs> !todo
[03:18:49] <Bender> todo for juggs: 1) update Who's Who
[03:18:55] <mrcoolbp> heh
[03:19:12] <mrcoolbp> !done 3 screw that too
[03:19:12] <Bender> screw is not an integer
[03:19:21] <mrcoolbp> !done 3
[03:19:21] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:19:27] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: btw, I looked further into [non]permitted chars in HTML; looks like I was mistaken (aka WRONG).
[03:19:42] <juggs> That's how I roll - never have any more than one item on the todo
[03:19:44] * Bytram looks through a gazillian tabs to find the right one
[03:19:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! i lurve being right.
[03:20:01] <Bytram> but prod let's me put them in, anyway! :/
[03:20:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> specially when i don't remember for sure if i am or not.
[03:20:54] <Bytram> and dev will let me put in &#x1; and &x1; but will not let me save a comment where I pasted in the single char whose ascii is 1
[03:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's just weird
[03:21:27] <Bytram> took the words right from my mouth.
[03:22:13] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I’d love to discuss this further, but our TZ diffs are proving annoying = (
[03:22:20] <juggs> mrcoolbp, "9) hammer linode for a better deal" - please tell me that wasn't a serious todo item :)
[03:22:47] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes MrPlow and decides to leave him be for the night
[03:22:54] <mrcoolbp> juggs: it was, we were going to be all “hey, we’re like almost a non-profit, throw us a bone” or something
[03:23:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleep comes before coding
[03:23:17] <mrcoolbp> then babies?
[03:23:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> ye gads i hope not
[03:23:36] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: okay, here's one of the references I found:
[03:23:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> loud, smelly things
[03:23:39] <Bytram> http://www.w3.org
[03:23:39] <RobotHouse> ^✓ 03HTML, XHTML, XML and Control Codes
[03:23:47] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I’m gonna go relax before bed = /
[03:24:03] <juggs> mrcoolbp, they have clients that take 1000's of nodes. We're not getting negotiation on cost.
[03:24:42] <mrcoolbp> !done 8
[03:24:42] <Bender> 1 item deleted
[03:24:45] <mrcoolbp> = )
[03:24:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, only costs us some of mrcoolbp's time to find out =P
[03:25:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> he has plenty of that. mostly just sits around eating bon-bons anyway.
[03:25:21] <mrcoolbp> mmmmmmm bon-bons
[03:25:49] * SpallsHurgenson is willing to eat twice the bon-bons for half of mrcoolbp's salary! :)
[03:25:58] <Bytram> juggs: I've of two minds on an idea I've had; maybe offer them a little "hosting provided by Linode" with a linky to them, in exchange for a reduced rate?
[03:26:43] <mrcoolbp> SpallsHurgenson: I’ll give you everything SN has ever paid me if ya shutup = )
[03:26:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, have you mastered the peg bundy foot kick thing while you chew?
[03:27:00] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I got an error, something about dividing zero. I have no idea what that was about.
[03:27:01] <mrcoolbp> yes
[03:27:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth. should be up for your blackbelt in ass-sitting any day now then.
[03:28:02] <mrcoolbp> aye
[03:28:04] <mrcoolbp> juggs: let’s kick around more the idea of ad-hoc-ing sn stuff (like the wiki)
[03:28:15] <mrcoolbp> jugg: but I’m gonna sign off for the night
[03:28:42] <mrcoolbp> all: be excellent to eachoter
[03:28:53] * mrcoolbp goes to bed
[03:28:57] <Bytram> mrcoolbp: g'night, kind sir
[03:29:01] <mrcoolbp> = )
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[03:29:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[03:29:19] <AlBundy> A fat woman came into the shoe store today
[03:29:27] <juggs> Nah, let's hijack NCommander's next stream to kick this shit about in public :D
[03:30:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://youtu.be
[03:30:03] <RobotHouse> ^ 03( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:30:42] <juggs> Non-Descriptive bot is Non-Descriptive
[03:32:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i can do up a current weather thing in like 5-10m while i drink my first cuppa coffee
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[03:32:54] <mrcoolbp> juggs: a story would hit more eyeballs
[03:34:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> anywho... past my bedtime. nite.
[03:34:16] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: nod nod; same here
[03:34:28] <Bytram> g'night, for sure!
[03:34:38] <juggs> mrcoolbp, it wasn't a serious suggestion. I must remember my /s or /silly or/wtf tags.
[03:35:23] <AlBundy> /💩 tags
[03:55:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - India Has Pepper Spray Drones for Riot-Control - http://sylnt.us - because-drones
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[08:29:09] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Nevada Bill Would Require All Government Communications to Stay in Nevada - http://sylnt.us - what-legislates-in-nevada-stays-in-nevada
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[10:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather boston, ma
[10:11:20] <MrPlow> Weather for orient hights, Boston, Massachusetts: Light Rain, 37.4°F with 2.2mph winds from the ENE.
[10:12:16] <paulej72> ;weather princeton, nj
[10:12:17] <MrPlow> Weather for Princeton University, Princeton, New Jersey: Overcast, 39.7°F with 0.0mph winds from the NE.
[10:12:49] <paulej72> :( no forcast
[10:13:03] <paulej72> morning TheMightyBuzzard
[10:13:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin. yeah, just wrote it up in the past 15m.
[10:14:44] <crutchy_> ;weather buttface :D
[10:14:44] <MrPlow> Error, calling get_weather() failed: No matching places found
[10:15:07] <crutchy_> ;weather ;
[10:15:08] <MrPlow> Error, calling get_weather() failed: No matching places found
[10:15:15] <crutchy_> ;weather crutchy
[10:15:16] <MrPlow> Error, calling get_weather() failed: No matching places found
[10:15:28] <crutchy_> g'day TheMightyBuzzard, paulej72
[10:15:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently i'm gonna have to update the Weather::Underground module to get more than current conditions.
[10:15:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin
[10:15:59] <crutchy_> moar complexity!
[10:16:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> fixing_random_peoples_code--
[10:16:21] <Bender> karma - fixing_random_peoples_code: -1
[10:17:01] <crutchy_> thas why i usually try to roll my own, even if it means reinventing some wheels along the way
[10:17:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> shurg. not doing it today though.
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[10:17:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> taking my small win and having a cup of coffee with it.
[10:19:58] * crutchy is starting to debug exec's api server
[10:26:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i should prolly use WWW::Wunderground::API instead of Weather::Underground
[10:28:55] <AlBundy> import crutchy.exec
[10:29:11] <AlBundy> computers--
[10:29:12] <Bender> karma - computers: 0
[10:29:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, i can prolly get by with a developer api key unless you fookers call it more than 500 times a day
[10:30:22] <AlBundy> while (1) ;weather
[10:30:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - 2018 Aurora Supercomputer to Reach 180 Petaflops - http://sylnt.us - what-90-quadrillion-rabbit's-ears-look-like
[10:30:56] <AlBundy> I think geotti_away's using wunderground; not sure if api
[10:32:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> might as well, it's free for developer-level use.
[10:32:37] * TheMightyBuzzard frowns at Bender
[10:32:49] <AlBundy> what'd he do now?
[10:32:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> I dislike the word petaflops cause it has peta in it.
[10:33:08] <AlBundy> it also has flops
[10:33:19] <AlBundy> when's the last time peta flopped? probably today
[10:33:28] <crutchy> just add a space :p
[10:33:34] <crutchy> "peta flops"
[10:33:58] <crutchy> floppy peta
[10:34:00] * TheMightyBuzzard redefines peta to People for the Eating of Tasty Animals instead
[10:34:32] <crutchy> Pain Eat The Ass
[10:34:48] <crutchy> s/ain/lease/
[10:34:48] <sedctl> <crutchy> Please Eat The Ass
[10:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://www.dropbox.com
[10:37:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> booze in training
[10:39:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> 5gal of elderberry wine in approximately eight weeks to be specific
[10:41:01] <AlBundy> oohhh
[10:41:17] <AlBundy> I thought it was coffee you were about to pour something into
[10:41:28] <AlBundy> didn't notice the bucket-ness of it
[10:42:00] * AlBundy blames his hdds
[10:45:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> well hell, i already had an account and a key
[10:46:09] <AlBundy> from last time you tried it
[10:46:18] <AlBundy> or your conky script?
[10:47:42] <SirFinkus> mmm booze
[10:49:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> AlBundy, conky script that i don't use anymore
[10:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> SirFinkus, damned tasty booze judging by the sip i had before i added the yeast
[10:49:44] <NCommander> morning world
[10:50:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[10:50:10] <SirFinkus> sounds like it might be fun
[10:50:16] <SirFinkus> brewing arbitrary fruits
[10:51:28] <SirFinkus> does nethack have brewing NCommander?
[10:52:02] <SirFinkus> leave some fruits and some yeast in a level, then return later to see it has become delicious booze
[10:52:13] <NCommander> SirFinkus, next episode goes out on Monday. my Barbarian is still kicking as of episode 7
[10:52:13] <AlBundy> nethack: java enterprise edition
[10:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, remembered elderberry wine getting mentioned in a cartoon back when i was a kid and always wanted to try it.
[10:52:48] <AlBundy> does it smell like your mother?
[10:53:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> most fruits suuuuuuck when fermented cause they got too much flavor
[10:53:02] <AlBundy> or father. whatever
[10:53:05] <SirFinkus> was wondering when that joke would be made
[10:53:14] <SirFinkus> I was curious about orange juice
[10:53:30] <crutchy> i was gunna do AlBundy, s/ur mother/ mama/
[10:53:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> smells/tastes like a strong grape with a little bit of blackberry thrown in
[10:53:56] <SirFinkus> ahh, I might not like that, grape is overated
[10:53:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> orange would be tricky because of the ph.
[10:53:57] <AlBundy> blackberries++
[10:53:57] <Bender> karma - blackberries: 1
[10:54:03] <crutchy> i think i may have found *the* bug
[10:54:05] <SirFinkus> that's what I kind of figured
[10:54:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> i agree. i am not a fan of grape wine.
[10:54:28] <SirFinkus> some wines can be good, the less "grapey" ones though
[10:54:33] <SirFinkus> even though that doesn't make sense
[10:54:41] <SirFinkus> sweet wines are awful imo
[10:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep
[10:54:45] <AlBundy> wouldn't orange jews whine be racist?
[10:55:03] <AlBundy> freshly squeezed—not from concentrate
[10:55:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> dunno. we should ask EF
[10:55:15] <crutchy> racy women are racist
[10:55:22] <SirFinkus> orange jew able to answer?
[10:55:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> nascar drivers are racists
[10:55:33] <crutchy> women in racy lingerie are extremely racist
[10:55:51] <AlBundy> formula 1 drivers are more racist
[10:55:55] <AlBundy> they go both ways
[10:56:06] <SirFinkus> rally racers take the dirt road though
[10:56:11] <crutchy> all girls named tracy are tracist
[10:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> turning right is for pansies
[10:56:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i need another smoke now
[11:01:09] <SirFinkus> http://www.msn.com“paying-the-bitcoin-ransom-was-the-last-resort”/ar-AAaBz50
[11:01:10] <BrokebotMountain> ^ 03Technology - police-chief- - News - msn
[11:01:11] <SirFinkus> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[11:05:00] <AlBundy> Terrorists fighting terrorists
[11:13:32] <crutchy> yay! bug fixed
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[11:14:42] <exec> hi from delphi!
[11:15:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[11:15:16] <exec> 03Jackson, TN, USA - currently 56°F, mostly cloudy, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 70% - Friday partly cloudy (45°F-69°F), Saturday sunny (47°F-74°F), Sunday mostly sunny (63°F-81°F), Monday rain (57°F-70°F)
[11:15:39] <crutchy> oeiy? damn json unit threw an exception :/
[11:15:53] <crutchy> third_party_code--
[11:15:53] <Bender> karma - third_party_code: -1
[11:15:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> woot! breakage!
[11:17:07] <crutchy> is that json you spitting out in #test?
[11:17:14] <crutchy> maybe that confused it
[11:17:29] <crutchy> knew i should've rolled my own :/
[11:17:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> probably underneath but that's a perl data structure dumped via Data::Dumper
[11:18:16] <crutchy> ah
[11:18:49] <crutchy> think i might bail on json for the delphi client
[11:18:56] <crutchy> just make a real simple format
[11:19:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> no good json libs?
[11:20:08] <crutchy> prolly, but hard to debug. at least if i roll my own i can debug it
[11:21:26] <crutchy> i don't have any experience debugging other people's code
[11:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, practice is good for you and you don't need to debug if you do it right.
[11:24:17] <crutchy> that json unit looked butt ugly anyway
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[11:24:38] <crutchy> using variants was kinda cool though
[11:24:55] <crutchy> interfaces were one good thing that came out of microsoft
[11:25:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ?!
[11:25:45] <crutchy> abstraction-to-the-max
[11:26:02] <crutchy> not sure what they do for .NET
[11:26:28] <crutchy> COM had some nifty features though
[11:26:44] <cmn32480> bytram ping
[11:27:39] <crutchy> cmn32480, can also use $tell
[11:27:46] <crutchy> ~g'day cmn32480
[11:27:47] * exec covertly blows a wad of glowballs at cmn32480
[11:27:57] <cmn32480> morning crutchy
[11:28:24] * crutchy wonders if he's still banned from posting SN comments
[11:29:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> you get trollbanned?
[11:31:51] <crutchy> yeah. few weeks ago
[11:31:52] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[11:32:12] <crutchy> testing comment dispatch script
[11:32:33] * crutchy was an ideot and posted to prod instead of dev
[11:34:00] <AlBundy> submit some stories; should get your karmas back up
[11:34:35] <crutchy> karma is 50
[11:34:50] <crutchy> spamban was from AC comments
[11:34:58] <AlBundy> oh yeah
[11:35:03] <crutchy> hmm
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[11:35:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> log in to post then
[11:35:20] <crutchy> can i trade in some karma?
[11:35:33] <crutchy> SN needs a karma market :p
[11:35:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> has one. send me money and i'll bump your karma.
[11:35:52] <crutchy> bitkarma
[11:36:01] <AlBundy> crutchy: s/i/ut/
[11:36:01] <sedctl> <AlBundy> <crutchy> buttkarma
[11:36:44] <crutchy> i'll send 'money' issued from the Central Bank of Yo Mamastan
[11:37:02] * AlBundy pays in tama lama ding dongs
[11:55:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[11:55:30] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[11:55:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;weather jackson, tn
[11:55:40] <MrPlow> Jackson, TN, US - currently 54.7 F (12.6 C) (feels like 54.7 F (12.6 C)), Mostly Cloudy, winds from the NNW at 12.0 MPH Gusting to 17.0 MPH, humidity 74%. Tomorrow: Sunny. High 74F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
[11:56:16] * crutchy is gunna have a go at a delphi unserialize function
[11:56:39] <crutchy> wackery_hackery++
[11:56:39] <Bender> karma - wackery_hackery: 2
[11:57:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, perl n json lurve each other. the JSON module rocks my stripey socks.
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[12:02:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> smoke break
[12:02:26] <rainbowdoc> ~rainbow meatslap meatslap
[12:02:26] <exec> 00,09m00,12e00,02a00,06t00,04s00,07l00,08a00,09p00,12 00,02m00,06e00,04a00,07t00,08s00,09l00,12a00,02p
[12:06:20] <AndyTheAbsurd> ;weather 33701
[12:06:21] <MrPlow> Saint Petersburg, FL, US - currently 72.5 F (22.5 C) (feels like 72.5 F (22.5 C)), Clear, winds from the ESE at 6.9 MPH Gusting to 7.0 MPH, humidity 89%. Tomorrow: Sunshine and clouds mixed. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. High near 85F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph.
[12:07:26] <rainbowdoc> Spay the strays
[12:08:11] <crutchy> ~last channel=# message=baby please
[12:08:21] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 01:08:3] # <crutchy> tama, meatlap, baby meatslap. at the meatslap where everyone's slapping, we can slap together-er... meatslap baby please... meatspal!
[12:08:32] <crutchy> meatspal++
[12:08:32] <Bender> karma - meatspal: 1
[12:09:19] <crutchy> hehe. delphi client is maxing out at 212 messages per sec
[12:09:46] <crutchy> i think the json decoder was slowing it down a bit
[12:10:10] * rainbowdoc blames variants
[12:10:22] * crutchy was thinking the same
[12:11:06] <crutchy> with great flexibility comes great constipation
[12:13:03] <paulej72> crutchy: your troll ban was fixed
[12:13:09] <paulej72> weeks a go
[12:13:10] <rainbowdoc> Bender: grab crutchy
[12:13:10] <Bender> Added quote 475
[12:13:23] <crutchy> oh thanks pj
[12:13:27] <crutchy> paulej72++
[12:13:27] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 144
[12:13:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, he deserved it
[12:13:39] <rainbowdoc> 💨
[12:14:00] <exec> crutchy, now don't do it again!
[12:14:21] <exec> crutchy, you're a very naugh'y boy!
[12:14:51] <rainbowdoc> Delphi client needs gay completion
[12:15:04] <rainbowdoc> s/gay/tab/
[12:15:04] <sedctl> <rainbowdoc> Delphi client needs tab completion
[12:15:07] <crutchy> i should do my test trolling in latin
[12:15:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> lorem ipsum ftw
[12:15:51] <crutchy> delphi client is just a bunch of text flying by so quick i can't even read it, but it has a cool progress bar that tells me how awesome its working :p
[12:16:25] <crutchy> oh and i can type a channel and talk to it through the bot
[12:16:29] <rainbowdoc> Make the progress bar inside its own snugly floating window
[12:16:54] <rainbowdoc> That way it can stretch beyond the main form for humorous effect
[12:17:24] <crutchy> i made up a simple little gauge component years ago
[12:17:36] <crutchy> with a dial
[12:17:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> does it go to 11?
[12:18:24] <rainbowdoc> And was it clean?
[12:19:11] * rainbowdoc dials m for soap
[12:19:41] <crutchy> think i only used it in one project
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[12:23:51] * crutchy is trying a nested object approach to unserializing
[12:29:16] * crutchy can see why php serialized strings are more robust than json
[12:30:30] <crutchy> very well defined. recursion should make parsing fairly simple
[12:32:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Sues to Block Alleged Fake Reviews - http://sylnt.us - that's-what-she-said
[12:32:57] <crutchy> from the too-many-sues-working-for-amazon dept.
[12:41:16] <crutchy> fgdfgdfg
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[15:08:27] <mrcoolbp> $tell cmn32480 sorry I missed ya
[15:08:27] <aqu4> I'll tell them in a PM next time I see 'em.
[15:13:35] <everdred> I tend to idle here for months at a time, but I've got to say that when I do poke my head in, I'm often blown away by the new bots you've got running around.
[15:47:28] <crutchy> 'night #soylent
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[18:19:19] <arti> http://gawker.com
[18:19:19] <BrokebotMountain> ^ 03Sheriff's Deputies Caught on Camera Beating Suspected Horse Thief
[18:19:37] <arti> sorry about the gawker source
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[19:23:58] <NCommander> SirFinkus, I'm going to livestream today
[19:24:17] * NCommander is feeling somewhat down so is doing a spur of the moment stream of X-COM: Enemy Unknown
[19:25:47] * mrcoolbp is interested to see that game played
[19:25:47] <mrcoolbp> it looked cool
[19:26:24] <mrcoolbp> ~help
[19:26:25] <exec> http://sylnt.us
[19:32:36] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'll be setting it up in about 30-45 minutes
[19:32:41] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'm playing blindand on ironman
[19:33:05] <mrcoolbp> ping me when you get it going, I’ll tune in if I can
[19:33:45] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, :)
[19:40:32] <wantkitteh> I’d be up for watching a little of that
[19:43:17] <NCommander> I'm waiting for Enemy WIthin to finish downloading
[19:52:45] <NCommander> actually
[19:52:49] <NCommander> I'm going to play Enemy Unknown First
[19:52:53] <NCommander> since I never actually finished it
[19:52:56] <NCommander> Then switch to Enemy WIthin
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[20:19:22] <NCommander> Ok, game installed
[20:26:04] * NCommander is having technical difficulties
[20:30:21] <NCommander> Ok, got it up and running
[20:30:35] <NCommander> Just getting all the settings fixed
[20:30:38] <NCommander> And then we'll begin
[20:33:34] <NCommander> stream is up
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[23:19:39] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:19:55] <mothership> Hello.
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[23:20:25] <BadCoderFinger> "Fooled?"
[23:20:39] <Ethanol-fooled> registered my name and too stoopid to properly log in
[23:20:45] <Ethanol-fooled> now that the webchat ain't workin'
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[23:22:10] <BadCoderFinger> Heh
[23:22:14] <Ethanol-fueled> How's everything going?
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[23:24:14] <BadCoderFinger> It's beer day, things are good. How about you?
[23:24:45] <Ethanol-fooled> Good. Drinkin' some Summer Shandy.
[23:25:04] <Ethanol-fooled> Gonna disappear in a bit and probably re-emerge like 3 hours later.
[23:25:23] <BadCoderFinger> Well shandied, no doubt. I like shandy occasionally.
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[23:34:24] <Ethanol-fooled> hey subsentient
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