#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-05

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[00:21:17] <SpallsHurgenson> what the hell, Australia? http://videosift.com
[00:21:18] <aqu4> Title for page "http://videosift.com/video/Nothing-Worse-Than-Something-Furry-Under-Car-Door-Handle": "3Nothing Worse Than Something Furry Under Car Door Handle"
[00:25:28] <crutchy> bug spray manufacturers love australia
[00:26:06] <crutchy> worse one i ever had was a big hairy grey one crawling up my arm when i was moving redwood logs
[00:26:17] <crutchy> just about crapped myself
[00:27:05] <SpallsHurgenson> you guys live with those... those... THINGS and then bitch about the rabbits? You need to get your priorities in order :)
[00:27:08] <crutchy> the one in the car door handle wasn't really that big
[00:27:27] <crutchy> guy was a pussy
[00:27:47] <SpallsHurgenson> if I were running for political office down there, my platform would be less murder-bugs, more bunnies :)
[00:28:25] <crutchy> the snakes would prolly like it if there were more bunnies
[00:29:08] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, knowing Australia, those cute fluffy hippity-hops would probably evolve into six-legged poison-spewing man-hating lagomorphs-o-doom
[00:29:13] <crutchy> i'm a bit worried about what i might find in my shed when i finally get off my arse and clear it out
[00:29:21] <crutchy> haha
[00:30:01] <SpallsHurgenson> use a flamethrower
[00:30:08] <SpallsHurgenson> or just, you know, nuke it from orbit
[00:30:24] <crutchy> i know i have mice in my shed. problem is when there's mice often there's snakes. hopefully i'm in town enough that no self-respecting snake would come close
[00:30:29] * SpallsHurgenson leaves the tagline hanging
[00:31:07] <crutchy> normally it would be the only way to be sure, but snakes here may have evolved radiation-proof skin
[00:31:12] <chromas> snakes can have self respect?
[00:31:20] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.freerepublic.com
[00:31:20] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2341662/posts": "3Australia: Killer rabbits attack snakes (table has been turned)"
[00:31:33] <SpallsHurgenson> it's already happening!
[00:32:08] * crutchy is more scared of snakes than spiders and rabbits
[00:32:18] <crutchy> they can have those king browns
[00:32:34] <SpallsHurgenson> just wait until they start breeding... Australian spider-snakes!
[00:33:14] <SpallsHurgenson> http://4.bp.blogspot.com
[00:33:15] <aqu4> No title found.
[00:33:37] <chromas> is it wearing a scarf?
[00:34:00] <SpallsHurgenson> it gets cold in the Outback at night :)
[00:34:19] <SpallsHurgenson> also, it may be from outerspace :)
[00:36:04] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:36:05] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez8MB331xkI": "3Don't chase Brown Snakes (Pseudonaja nuchalis) - YouTube"
[00:38:17] <SpallsHurgenson> does the bot really have to repeat the URL?
[00:39:35] <SpallsHurgenson> it looks so... messy :)
[00:39:50] * chromas pokes Subsentient
[00:40:13] <Subsentient> $burrito SpallsHurgenson
[00:40:13] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at SpallsHurgenson
[00:40:41] <chromas> $burrito chromas for the poking
[00:40:41] * aqu4 chucks a nasty, rotten burrito at chromas for the poking
[00:42:55] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:42:57] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfGKHa_mn20": "3The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course (7/10) Movie CLIP - King Brown Snake (2002) HD - YouTube"
[00:43:06] <crutchy> gotta love this guy
[00:43:34] <chromas> as an aussie, you're supposed to say he's unrealistic and/or a big pussy
[00:44:04] <crutchy> he was a nutcase
[00:44:10] <crutchy> but a passionate one
[00:44:46] <SpallsHurgenson> doesn't that describe 99% of Australians?
[00:45:49] <crutchy> nah. most of us don't give a shit about much
[00:46:05] <chromas> you really are americans aren't you
[00:46:31] * chromas recalls an episode where a croc grabbed a camera craning over some water
[00:46:35] <crutchy> nah you yanks seem much more patriotic than us
[00:47:22] <chromas> yer goddamn right we're patriotic. if you don't like it thn you cn geeet out
[00:47:40] <chromas> war on everathang!
[00:48:00] * chromas delcares war on the south
[00:53:00] <SpallsHurgenson> ehn, already been done :)
[00:54:31] <chromas> yeah but they say third time's the charm
[00:54:34] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:54:35] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U8wO1blBuo": "3Barefoot Bushman - Barramundi Sausage! - YouTube"
[00:54:46] <crutchy> i like this guy better than steve irwin
[00:54:53] <crutchy> bit more down to earth
[00:55:12] <chromas> aqu4: s/.*":(.*)/\1/
[00:55:12] <sedctl> <chromas> <aqu4> "3Barefoot Bushman - Barramundi Sausage! - YouTube"
[00:55:39] <chromas> his accent is totally fake
[00:59:17] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm pretty sure all Australian accents are fake. Nobody really talks like that
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[01:02:30] <crutchy> dammit. we've been ratted out
[01:02:37] <crutchy> ciri, git 'im!
[01:03:42] * SpallsHurgenson watches some more Babylon5, "So Zathras talks to dirt. Sometimes talks to walls, or talks to ceilings. But dirt is closer."
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[01:06:53] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:06:54] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Yxm-UwPKN0": "3DISCOVERY CHANNEL (FORBIDDEN EP9) with ANDREW UCLES - YouTube"
[01:07:12] <crutchy> hehe the snake rabbit guy on discovery :p
[01:08:18] <crutchy> love it how the doofus acientists try to make sense of it all
[01:08:34] <crutchy> they can't accept that the guy just like chasing shit
[01:10:25] <chromas> it's tv
[01:10:51] <chromas> gotta be dramatic and question things, otherwise you'd just have guys building motorcycles or whatever instead of bickering all the time
[01:10:57] <SpallsHurgenson> that's why I rely on the internet when I want the truth! :)
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[01:12:46] <crutchy> g'day takyon
[01:14:30] <takyon> yo crutchy'
[01:16:18] <takyon> why are we using this IRC thing
[01:16:22] <takyon> we should all be on GNU Social
[01:17:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm not using IRC; I'm on Usenet :)
[01:20:11] <chromas> if we didn't have to pronounce the "g" we could make homophone-based names like "new social" "new technology" and stuff
[01:21:55] <takyon> it's not too late for a hostile takeover of the FSF
[01:22:41] <paulej72> OK we are about 40 minutes away from irc switchover
[01:22:54] * chromas prepares to sit on the reconnect button
[01:23:09] <chromas> [click click click click]
[01:27:56] <SpallsHurgenson> <clack>
[01:32:16] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Trackerless "Strike" Torrent Search Engine Under Attack - http://sylnt.us - centralized-decentralization
[01:32:50] <chromas> whatever happened to using dht search?
[01:33:44] <chromas> from the why-did-we-abandon-full-p2p-systems-for-bittorrent? dept
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[01:35:45] <paulej72> chromas: what ever happened to not using torrents :)
[01:35:53] <Bytram> hexchat is confused
[01:36:07] <paulej72> whats wron with hexchat
[01:36:35] * Bytram hs to maximize the window to see anything... and it no longer uses my Unifont CSUR font which I just updated
[01:36:37] <SpallsHurgenson> not using torrents? why, that's madness! Next you'll suggest paying for movies and music :)
[01:36:38] <paulej72> irc going down in 24 minutes
[01:36:52] <chromas> yeah, bittorrent is best for 'legitimate' stuff like linux distros and stuff. better buttpiracy networks already existed
[01:37:01] <Bytram> paulej72: ummm, I must have missed it... why is IRC going down?
[01:37:10] <chromas> server consolidation
[01:37:11] <paulej72> move to new server.
[01:37:15] <Bytram> btw, dev.soylentnews gave me a cert error
[01:37:17] <Bytram> k
[01:37:44] * Bytram had *just* rebooted his system to see if it would help with hexchat -- no joy, yet
[01:37:49] * Bytram tries to change font
[01:38:10] <chromas> are you on lunix?
[01:38:13] <SpallsHurgenson> try installing windows :)
[01:39:02] * chromas notes that hexchat looks ugly by default
[01:39:20] * Bytram is on windows
[01:39:31] <chromas> oh, then switch to apple
[01:39:33] <SpallsHurgenson> oh
[01:39:33] * Bytram no longer sees Unifont CSUR as an installed font.
[01:39:34] <paulej72> wonder if starcom is a second level CA under CNNIC
[01:39:39] <SpallsHurgenson> try installing OS X :)
[01:39:51] <Bytram> no thank you... I'll take the devil I know
[01:40:06] * Bytram goes to examine his fonts dir... biab
[01:42:42] <crutchy> paulej72, will it go back up with same address? i'm assuming so
[01:42:44] <paulej72> fonts on hexchat on OSX are not very good
[01:42:46] <Bytram> strange... won't display as a window... can only view hexchat maximized.
[01:42:46] <Bytram> :/
[01:43:12] <SpallsHurgenson> buy an extra monitor :)
[01:43:15] <paulej72> crutchy: yes it should just look like a long server reboot like the one we had a few weeks ago
[01:44:11] * Bytram changed the default hexchat font to "Courier New"
[01:44:23] * Bytram will restart hexchat and hope that works.
[01:44:24] <Bytram> brtb
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[01:44:27] <paulej72> i am going to take the servers off line on carbon, update the dns entries to point to the new server, then move over the db and log files, then restart the services
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[01:45:36] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Bytram!
[01:45:44] <Bytram> hey
[01:45:50] <BadCoderFinger> How are you?
[01:45:51] <paulej72> 15 minutes until shutdown
[01:45:51] <ciri> not sure
[01:45:58] * Bytram is fighting hexchat and not fairing so well, so far.
[01:46:15] <Bytram> and you?
[01:46:19] <SpallsHurgenson> life without IRC... is it even possible?
[01:46:34] <BadCoderFinger> Aw man, you gotta switch to irssi and be hard core.
[01:46:41] <BadCoderFinger> Hey Spalls!
[01:47:36] <BadCoderFinger> I'm afraid I've gotten hooked on the Pioneer game.
[01:48:13] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i'm scared too
[01:48:33] <paulej72> log into freenode :)
[01:48:48] <BadCoderFinger> Freenode is a rocky planet...
[01:48:56] <SpallsHurgenson> there is no IRC but soylent IRC!
[01:49:31] <BadCoderFinger> You might find a nice calm corner in the shade, but most of the time it's a ringside seat to Shatner versus a Gorn.
[01:49:41] <chromas> Bytram: mIRC is still around; you could give it a spin
[01:50:02] <paulej72> mirc is nagware
[01:50:15] <chromas> :(
[01:50:50] <crutchy> we have a #sylnt channel on freenode, but are there any others?
[01:51:06] <crutchy> and konomi's #boxedfox
[01:51:17] <paulej72> alt-slashdot or something
[01:51:18] <chromas> most the original ##altslashdot channels are still there
[01:51:39] <chromas> with a few people inside; but no poutine
[01:51:56] <BadCoderFinger> Is that a positive or a negative?
[01:51:58] <Bytram> poutine--
[01:51:59] <Bender> karma - poutine: -385
[01:52:02] <Bytram> =)
[01:52:02] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[01:52:04] <Bytram> coffee++
[01:52:04] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1244
[01:52:07] <Bytram> !uid
[01:52:07] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5192, owned by rea1l1
[01:52:21] <Bytram> rea1ly?
[01:52:27] <BadCoderFinger> realli
[01:53:00] <Bytram> to escape from re-a1-ity
[01:53:08] <BadCoderFinger> Like a bloody O'Reilly book.
[01:53:09] <crutchy> or realty
[01:53:13] * Bytram channels bohemian rhapsody
[01:53:37] <paulej72> OK just jupmed on ##altslashdot
[01:53:38] <crutchy> ~last channel=# message=baby
[01:53:46] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 01:08:3] # <crutchy> tama, meatlap, baby meatslap. at the meatslap where everyone's slapping, we can slap together-er... meatslap baby please... meatspal!
[01:54:00] <BadCoderFinger> O'Reilly: Books for Dummies who can't admit they're Dummies
[01:54:33] <crutchy> i was introduced to mysql and php from a dummies book
[01:54:37] <crutchy> it was awesome
[01:54:55] <paulej72> 5 minuts til shutdown
[01:54:58] * Bytram swaps some more font files
[01:54:58] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, I own a few. But I'm at home with my inner Dummy.
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[01:55:29] <Bytram> paulej72: guestimate on howlong it will take to move/reboot?
[01:55:36] <crutchy> ~minion quit sylnt
[01:55:41] <BadCoderFinger> Temp or perm shutdown?
[01:55:46] <crutchy> ~q
[01:55:49] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (53.6 kb)
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[01:56:02] <paulej72> BadCoderFinger: temp to move to new server
[01:56:07] <Bytram> aiui, IRC is being moved to a different server
[01:56:16] <Bytram> =)
[01:56:46] <paulej72> i am hoping 30 minutes or less
[01:56:46] <chromas> Bytram: quassel is available for windowsl doesn't have scripting though
[01:56:48] <BadCoderFinger> Cool, do I need to update my connect address?
[01:56:49] <Bytram> nodnod
[01:56:57] <Bytram> hmmm,
[01:57:01] <paulej72> nope, dns is moving too
[01:57:01] * Bytram is pretty tired.
[01:57:12] <Bytram> I think I'm a gonna call it night, then
[01:57:13] <BadCoderFinger> That makes it easy, then.
[01:57:13] <chromas> You must try all the clients
[01:57:16] <Bytram> good luck with the move!
[01:57:26] <Bytram> pls be sure to restrat all the bots
[01:57:27] <crutchy> even circ
[01:57:28] <paulej72> thanks Bytram have a good nite
[01:57:31] <crutchy> and fsockopen
[01:57:35] <crutchy> the best client of all :D
[01:57:41] <Bytram> I'll check the logs to see how it went
[01:57:50] <paulej72> Bytram: I will start all of the sylnt ones :)
[01:57:54] <Bytram> they're on sylnt, right?
[01:58:09] <Bytram> paulej72: priorities, indeed! =)
[01:58:24] <paulej72> not sedbot
[01:58:35] <Bytram> good thing I found out about my hexchat problem before the move, or I'd have NO idea what happened!
[01:58:44] <chromas> what would irc be without SedBot and ciri?
[01:59:07] <paulej72> well without ciri a much happier place :P
[01:59:11] * Bytram wonders if ciri will survive the reboot. it'd be a shame if something 'happened'
[01:59:13] <Bytram> lol
[01:59:13] <ciri> now that is funny
[01:59:18] <Bytram> ok
[01:59:24] <Bytram> c u all later
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[01:59:31] <chromas> nyghtram
[01:59:48] <Bytram|away> crutchy: btw, your testing idea with bots sounds VERY interesting!
[01:59:50] <paulej72> ok shutnow in 1
[01:59:58] <crutchy> testing idea?
[01:59:59] <Bytram|away> use 'em to submit comments -- i'm liking the idea
[02:00:04] <crutchy> ah
[02:00:06] <paulej72> on ##altslashdot on freenode if you need me
[02:00:11] <Bytram|away> eg different UTF-8 selections
[02:00:20] <crutchy> i can maybe try help out with some scripting if you want
[02:00:22] <chromas> paulej72++ last karma increments of the server
[02:00:22] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 133
[02:00:26] <Bytram|away> 0x01..0xff in one comment
[02:00:29] <crutchy> or i guess anyone can
[02:00:30] <paulej72> see you on the flip side all
[02:00:32] <Bytram|away> 0x80..0xff in another
[02:00:33] <Bytram|away> etc.
[02:00:34] <crutchy> paulej72++
[02:00:34] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 134
[02:00:36] <Bytram|away> ciao
[02:00:39] <Bytram|away> paulej72++
[02:00:39] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 135
[02:00:49] * crutchy feels like he's about to drown
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[02:50:35] <Subsentient> .op aqu4 `
[02:50:36] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
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[02:50:55] <Subsentient> $chanctl settopic Fear the gerbils, for they shall feast on thy flesh.
[02:50:56] <aqu4> Ok.
[02:50:57] aqu4 changed topic of #Soylent to: Fear the gerbils, for they shall feast on thy flesh.
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[02:51:18] <Subsentient> $chanctl settopic Fear the gerbils, for they shall feast on thy flesh. Also crashing IRC servers. Fear those too.
[02:51:19] <aqu4> Ok.
[02:51:20] aqu4 changed topic of #Soylent to: Fear the gerbils, for they shall feast on thy flesh. Also crashing IRC servers. Fear those too.
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[02:51:29] <Subsentient> NCommander: did the IRC server go down?
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[02:51:36] <Subsentient> all topics are gone
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[02:54:30] <paulej72> Subsentient: yes the server was changed to new server and went down.
[02:54:49] <SpallsHurgenson> hexchat, bleh.
[02:54:49] <Subsentient> ah
[02:54:52] <paulej72> stuff should be comming on line
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[02:54:58] <paulej72> !uid
[02:54:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5192, owned by rea1l1
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[02:55:28] <SpallsHurgenson> ah, better
[02:55:50] <paulej72> .op
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[02:55:54] paulej72 changed topic of #Soylent to: SN Main Channel - be respectful of others | https://SoylentNews.org | Useful links: http://sylnt.us | This channel IS logged and publically displayed
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[02:56:37] <Subsentient> .voice aqu4
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[02:57:24] <stderr> Looks like you're still not using the cloakdb I made.
[02:57:38] <arti> cloakdb, sounds secret
[02:58:15] * arti leaves offerings of aebleskiver
[02:58:32] <stderr> Instead of just cloaking part of the IP-address/hostname, it hides all of it.
[02:58:52] <stderr> bleskiver is spelled with an , not ae.
[02:59:34] <arti> that doesn't exist in english
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[03:00:19] <paulej72> stderr: not sure if that made it into the server when I moved it off of xlefay's systems
[03:00:32] <stderr> arti: Unicode codepoint C6 or E6.
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[03:01:35] <stderr> paulej72: I don't think I have seen it in action at all on this server. Or any of the previous ones.
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[03:02:04] <paulej72> ok then I think xlefay was talking about using it but never added it
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[03:02:30] <BadCoderFinger> Phew.
[03:07:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I know, it was so bad I almost started wearing pants
[03:08:13] <paulej72> !karma paulej72
[03:08:13] <BadCoderFinger> Dude. It's the internet. Your pants are already online.
[03:08:13] <Bender> karma of paulej72 is 135
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[03:08:32] <chromas> Bender: grab BadCoderFinger
[03:08:33] <Bender> Added quote 461
[03:08:39] <BadCoderFinger> Ha!
[03:08:51] <BadCoderFinger> I'm quoteworthy! Suck it, ciri!
[03:09:31] <BadCoderFinger> Ahem. Back to normal now.
[03:10:26] <stderr> The Internet of things we don't really want online...
[03:10:32] <takyon> Palcohol is the new Four LOKO
[03:10:59] <BadCoderFinger> Yep. The Internet Of Pants is waiting to clothe you. Until you meet the Internet of Kilts.
[03:11:29] * crutchy is patiently awaiting the internet of breats. oh wait we already have that
[03:11:33] <SoyCow6607> bye
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[03:11:50] <chromas> Bender: grab BadCoderFinger
[03:11:50] <Bender> Added quote 462
[03:12:16] <BadCoderFinger> Two in one day? This calls for beer!
[03:12:42] <chromas> everything calls for another beer
[03:12:50] <chromas> it's the internet of beers
[03:12:56] <takyon> especially the previous beer
[03:13:12] <chromas> while (1) beer;
[03:13:25] <BadCoderFinger> Then stay out of Coors.com. Here there be dragons. Of bad, dragon-pee beer.
[03:13:34] <takyon> triggered
[03:13:59] <takyon> the worst "beer" i've ever tasted was michelob ultra
[03:14:00] <chromas> or do like openssl and do while (0) {beer;} then use a goto to get into the block
[03:14:26] <paulej72> michelob ultra is not that bad.
[03:14:53] <stderr> chromas: Or like Duff's Device...
[03:14:55] <BadCoderFinger> OpenSSl is pretty much security hole beer. Sounds great, tastes ok while you drink it, then at 2:00 AM you awake, and pee out Russia's hacker scene.
[03:14:56] <takyon> ok maybe bud light is worse
[03:15:44] <chromas> Bender: grab BadCoderFinger
[03:15:44] <Bender> Added quote 463
[03:16:06] <chromas> up_arrow++
[03:16:06] <Bender> karma - up_arrow: 1
[03:16:08] <BadCoderFinger> Three?
[03:16:12] * BadCoderFinger faints.
[03:16:23] <chromas> ~define buff's device
[03:16:24] <takyon> don't devalue it
[03:16:27] <chromas> ~define duff's device
[03:16:29] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Buff%27s_device: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[03:16:32] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Duff%27s_device: The requested page title is invalid. It may be empty, contain unsupported characters, or include a non-local or incorrectly linked interwiki prefix. You may be able to locate the desired page by searc...
[03:16:33] <stderr> BadCoderFinger: One more and it'll overflow...
[03:16:53] <chromas> I probably lose any nerd cred I have left for not knowing what it is
[03:16:57] <BadCoderFinger> I'll be quiet, then.
[03:17:06] <stderr> http://en.wikipedia.org's_device
[03:17:38] <SirFinkus> you're probably safe on that one chromas
[03:18:18] <chromas> that's too bad, because I too was hoping for an overflow. If I go negative enough, I'll have max nerdcred
[03:18:26] <SirFinkus> since it seems like something a nerd would ignore you not knowing about because they get to explain it to you
[03:18:34] <SirFinkus> instead of pulling your nerd card
[03:19:35] <paulej72> ~cowsay
[03:19:36] <exec> alias "~cowsay" requires additional trailing argument
[03:19:51] <paulej72> ~cowsay poop
[03:19:51] <exec> ______
[03:19:52] <exec> < poop >
[03:19:52] <exec> ------
[03:19:52] <exec> \ ^__^
[03:19:52] <exec> \ (oo)\_______
[03:19:52] <exec> (__)\ )\/\
[03:19:53] <exec> ||----w |
[03:19:54] <exec> || ||
[03:20:03] <chromas> wait a minute. I think I might've finally got the joke
[03:20:16] <chromas> beer loops, Duff's device, Duff beer
[03:20:26] <SirFinkus> paulej72 gets his card pulled for not knowing that cowsay requires arguments
[03:20:38] <chromas> Whew. At least I can explain the joke :D
[03:20:55] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, that gets you partial credit.
[03:21:00] <paulej72> i was thinking:
[03:21:02] <paulej72> ~moo
[03:21:04] <exec> (__)
[03:21:05] <exec> (oo)
[03:21:05] <exec> /------\/
[03:21:06] <exec> / | ||
[03:21:07] <exec> * /\---/\
[03:21:08] <exec> ~~ ~~
[03:21:09] <exec> ...."Have you mooed today?"...
[03:21:12] <SirFinkus> fair enough
[03:21:17] <SirFinkus> card reinstated
[03:21:21] <SirFinkus> apologies
[03:21:29] <SirFinkus> I always like sl
[03:21:36] <paulej72> plus we ar in our new digs
[03:21:43] <stderr> chromas: Yes, partial credit... But see if you can figure out how it works.
[03:23:10] <chromas> I drank two beers before I dranks two beers…
[03:23:14] <chromas> dranks
[03:23:33] <SirFinkus> working on 3, but really it's like 5 on the beer scale
[03:23:49] <SirFinkus> since my previous two were at like 10% abv
[03:24:00] <SirFinkus> and this one is at 8%
[03:24:03] <BadCoderFinger> 5 beers? One more and you're down to holding one eye closed.
[03:24:24] <SirFinkus> I know, I'm insane
[03:24:39] <SirFinkus> it's easter or something though, so I have an excuse
[03:24:45] <BadCoderFinger> Otherwise it's "I ordered one beer, but there's two in front of me! Bonus!"
[03:26:28] <SirFinkus> I'm with familty
[03:26:33] <SirFinkus> family even
[03:26:56] <SirFinkus> they're watching that shitty crime show with the "hacker"
[03:26:57] <takyon> #4everalone
[03:27:03] <SirFinkus> propoganda etc
[03:27:12] <takyon> CSI: Cyber?
[03:27:13] <SirFinkus> don't rub it in
[03:27:39] <SirFinkus> idk, it's the one with the girl that has the collar and pigtails
[03:27:52] <BadCoderFinger> "In my head, I'm watching a whole different show!"
[03:27:59] <SirFinkus> and black fingernails
[03:28:04] <takyon> sounds like NCIS
[03:28:11] <SirFinkus> maybe, on cbs
[03:28:17] <SirFinkus> NSA attorney
[03:29:13] <SirFinkus> I mean, one just showed up
[03:30:28] <BadCoderFinger> Oooooh, realism.
[03:34:39] <SirFinkus> some guy got stabbed in an airport
[03:34:57] <takyon> quick, get a DNA sample
[03:35:02] <SirFinkus> people are wearing ncis shirts, so I guess that's it
[03:35:19] <SirFinkus> no, a crime scenes gizmo
[03:35:26] <SirFinkus> literal quote from the show
[03:35:37] <BadCoderFinger> Wait, stabbed while waiting in the security line? Because I could believe that plot.
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[03:35:50] <SirFinkus> no, in the bathroom
[03:36:11] <SirFinkus> "our tsa screeners don't know all the agents"
[03:36:20] <SirFinkus> well, I'm not shocked by that
[03:36:32] <BadCoderFinger> I picture a recently laid off postal worker in the security line, and well, you can guess how that ends.
[03:36:57] <BadCoderFinger> "Our TSA agents don't know their shoe sizes."
[03:37:06] <SirFinkus> I try not to watch propaganda, so this is all new territory to me
[03:37:14] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[03:37:41] <SirFinkus> messages in this one so far is that cameras, nsa agents, and the tsa are awesome
[03:38:14] <BadCoderFinger> I end up yelling at the TV. Drives Mrs. BCF crazy.
[03:38:41] <SirFinkus> now they're doing the "it's in the best interest of the public if they don't know, they're only interfering with the investigation"
[03:39:25] <SirFinkus> oh, and monitoring "chatter"
[03:39:46] <arti> wat wat wat
[03:39:47] <SirFinkus> nice light hearted euphemism
[03:39:48] * arti reads up
[03:39:59] <SirFinkus> I'm watching ncis with the family
[03:40:07] <chromas> I'm sorry
[03:40:08] <SirFinkus> I argue that it's propoganda
[03:40:12] <arti> the tv show?
[03:40:16] <chromas> aren't all the crime dramas?
[03:40:20] <takyon> you're damn right it's propaganda
[03:40:21] <SirFinkus> pretty much
[03:40:34] <chromas> L&O SVU: Lifetime in Primetime
[03:40:49] <arti> the crime dramas have really screwed with people, they expect all these tests and fancy depictions in court
[03:41:01] * chromas checks the bushes for retro-rapists
[03:41:08] <arti> lol
[03:41:20] <takyon> don't forget the torture
[03:41:20] <SirFinkus> the "bad boy cop who doesn't follow the rules and solves the crime because of it" bothers me more
[03:41:27] <BadCoderFinger> "Monitoring chatter" == "Reading Twitter and hoping a lead falls out of the sky into their lap"
[03:41:35] <takyon> jack baeur needs stop the terrists and he ain't got time for a bathroom break
[03:41:49] <SirFinkus> 24 is probably the worst
[03:41:56] <chromas> there was one SVU episode where one detective was so sure that a rapist they let out would strike again that he spent the entire episode going undercover and prodding the guy into it
[03:42:55] <SirFinkus> nice, windows 8 product placement
[03:43:10] <takyon> D-Wave, NSA, and Google have announced a new self-aware computing platform: Skynet
[03:44:16] <arti> windows 8 isn't exactly new
[03:44:20] <SoyGuest70575> MrPlow, does this mean we're ready to kill Carbon?
[03:47:37] <SirFinkus> might have been 10
[03:47:39] <SirFinkus> who knows
[03:47:48] <SirFinkus> metroshit
[03:47:51] <chromas> or an old episode
[03:48:04] <chromas> they rerun the shit out of everything now
[03:49:07] <BadCoderFinger> "But we've run out of good writing!" Or, more to the point, "We don't want to pay any writers!"
[03:50:43] <chromas> friends don't let friends watch network tv
[03:50:53] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, no kidding.
[03:51:07] <BadCoderFinger> The product placement has gotten really bad.
[03:51:08] <SirFinkus> I like how all the plebs in the airport are bitching about the intrusive investigation in the airport
[03:51:17] <SirFinkus> and they aren't getting kicked out or put on the no fly list
[03:51:38] <BadCoderFinger> Well, it _is_ fiction.
[03:51:57] <SirFinkus> oh shit, this guy is dressed somewhat unconventionally, he must be a terrorist
[03:52:12] <chromas> is he brown? does he have a beard?
[03:52:12] <takyon> NCIS is a documentary
[03:52:32] <SirFinkus> of course it's a white guy too, don't mean to bring race into this, but this is about as predictable as it gets
[03:52:53] <takyon> NCIS documents how the authorities prefer to be perceived
[03:53:14] <SirFinkus> "flying pajamas"
[03:53:36] <SirFinkus> shit, people wear formal clothes on international flights?
[03:54:06] <SirFinkus> "get rid of his beard, lighten his hair, cross reference"
[03:54:41] <chromas> "Have the boy lay out my formal shorts"
[03:54:50] <SirFinkus> "I only answer to TSA"
[03:55:10] <SirFinkus> really, is a gate agent going to say that kind of thing to anyone with a badge?
[03:55:18] <BadCoderFinger> See, I'd wear formal clothes just to get an extra drink on a flight. Note that this doesn't work. You're in coach, clothes don't matter.
[03:55:39] <takyon> wait "I only answer to TSA" is a real quote?
[03:55:46] <SirFinkus> yes
[03:55:49] <SirFinkus> from a gate agent
[03:55:52] <takyon> j e s u s
[03:55:59] <SirFinkus> and then they shot and killed a guy
[03:55:59] * chromas pats SirFinkus on the back
[03:56:02] <chromas> It'll be over soon
[03:56:05] <SirFinkus> and said "happy thanksgiving"
[03:56:09] <BadCoderFinger> Hoo boy. Like some minimum wage brat isn't just itching to see a real badge.
[03:56:56] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[03:56:58] <SirFinkus> over now
[03:57:10] <takyon> but the ride never ends
[03:57:12] <chromas> next episode…
[03:57:17] <SirFinkus> apparently wasting a guy in the middle of an airport is a good ending
[03:57:21] <chromas> first 40 minutes of ads
[03:58:18] <BadCoderFinger> Well, I'm thoroughly depressed now.
[03:58:32] <BadCoderFinger> Oh wait, more beer!
[03:59:46] <BadCoderFinger> I used to complain that science fiction had gone completely to the toilet. But now, I see it was just a precursor. All TV has followed it.
[04:00:55] <chromas> Have any crime dramas ever been any good?
[04:01:19] <BadCoderFinger> Certainly not on technical merits.
[04:01:24] <SirFinkus> well, the good news is I got to go to idaho and there were lots of white trash chicks, which I'm apparently really into this weekend
[04:01:30] <SirFinkus> well, my penis is into it at least
[04:01:35] <BadCoderFinger> Ha!
[04:01:39] <chromas> SirFinkus: s/it/them/
[04:01:39] <sedctl> <chromas> <SirFinkus> well, my penis is into them at least
[04:01:56] <BadCoderFinger> Bring lots of weapons grade penicillin.
[04:03:52] <SirFinkus> "black box pointer tree encrption algorithm"
[04:03:59] <SirFinkus> "we have the message"
[04:04:19] <SirFinkus> idk, that sounds pretty advanced
[04:04:27] <BadCoderFinger> Oh good god, not a "let me hack that for you" episode!
[04:05:10] <SirFinkus> "we examine would would betray our country with profiling, and once we identify them, we break into their systems"
[04:05:12] <SirFinkus> holy shit
[04:05:16] <chromas> see? the million typing monkeys are real
[04:05:39] <BadCoderFinger> Yeah, but who knew they were government employees?
[04:05:53] <takyon> try Bosch
[04:06:44] <SirFinkus> holy shit
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[04:06:56] <SirFinkus> paraphrasing
[04:06:56] <paulej72> we should be able to kill carbon once I do one last backup of the sylnt directory
[04:07:19] <SirFinkus> "it couldn't be a spy, it has to be a nerd like us that can us encryption"
[04:08:56] <SirFinkus> why the fuck is a CIA agent "sneaking out chemicals"
[04:10:09] <SirFinkus> oh "nerve gas"
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[04:10:44] <SirFinkus> idk enough about chemisty to know if this is bullshit, but the comptuer guy seems to know all of this
[04:10:53] * mrcoolbp_wrk tips hat to SirFinkus
[04:11:47] * SirFinkus tips back
[04:11:58] <paulej72> mrcoolbp_wrk: irc services moved to bery
[04:12:29] <mrcoolbp_wrk> paulej72: I figured it out = )
[04:12:34] * mrcoolbp_wrk did some hacking
[04:12:39] <SirFinkus> oh, the irc move, do I need to do anything as an irc troll and shitposter?
[04:12:50] <SirFinkus> or will it all be handled with DNS magic or something
[04:12:52] <mrcoolbp_wrk> SirFinkus: nah, you are doin' just fine
[04:12:56] <juggs> mrcoolbp_wrk, pm?
[04:12:58] <mrcoolbp_wrk> keep up the terrible work!
[04:13:04] <mrcoolbp_wrk> juggs: sure thing
[04:13:17] <chromas> SirFinkus: it's already switched
[04:13:27] <SirFinkus> I'll find it regardless, you're just delaying the inevitable if you're lying
[04:13:29] <SirFinkus> oh
[04:13:41] <chromas> it was a couple hours ago
[04:13:48] * SirFinkus shrugs
[04:14:10] <mrcoolbp_wrk> .op
[04:14:10] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp_wrk] by Imogen
[04:14:29] <SirFinkus> "a few teaspoons to kill 10s of thousands"
[04:14:51] * chromas feels like turning on the t to join SirFinkus in the sadness
[04:14:56] <SirFinkus> theoretically I suppose, but try distributing it
[04:15:08] <SirFinkus> it's some show called "scorpion"
[04:15:10] <paulej72> all of the dns address were moved to the new server ip addresss.
[04:15:25] <paulej72> scoprion sucks ass
[04:15:43] <paulej72> the science is soooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaad
[04:15:58] <SirFinkus> apparently "nerds" like all "science shit"
[04:16:16] <SirFinkus> including chemistry, psycology, and quantum physics
[04:16:16] <arti> especially if they can make shit burgers
[04:16:26] <arti> pfft, being a nerd is hip
[04:16:54] <arti> i'll show some u javascripts m8
[04:16:56] <mrcoolbp_wrk> actually it kinda is arti
[04:17:23] <SirFinkus> oh, and encryption and other computer science shit
[04:17:25] <arti> "i'm so nerding out right now" holdingphone.jpg
[04:17:30] <SirFinkus> "hacking"
[04:17:30] <SirFinkus> etc
[04:17:52] <arti> you mean like guessing someone's forgotten password questions?
[04:17:55] * mrcoolbp_wrk is working in BG and may not respond to pings
[04:18:03] <arti> BubbleGum
[04:18:03] <juggs> paulej72, anything needing attention post move?
[04:18:33] <paulej72> you can check in on your bots, but it should all be working
[04:18:39] <mrcoolbp_wrk> are the topics trashed again/
[04:18:53] <mrcoolbp_wrk> s/ / / ? /
[04:18:57] <mrcoolbp_wrk> hehe
[04:19:11] <juggs> paulej72, did you pull across all the up to date data files for the various bots during the move?
[04:19:44] <paulej72> tried to, but I may have missed somthing
[04:20:12] <SirFinkus> #isis is still up and running
[04:20:33] <SirFinkus> so I'm happy
[04:20:41] <mrcoolbp_wrk> paulej72, juggs: check the topics, they were trashed last time
[04:21:04] <paulej72> looked fine in spot check I did
[04:21:08] <juggs> fair enough paulej72 - most of it just stats / logs really, so it's not the end of the world if we dropped a few days there.
[04:21:23] <SirFinkus> I had to reset the topic though
[04:21:53] <juggs> Yeh, topics never seems to survive even an ircd restart, let alone a move. I assume they are kept in running memory.
[04:21:53] <arti> do you reset it by poking a tiny hole with a bent paperclip?
[04:22:14] <arti> "steady... carefully..."
[04:22:18] <paulej72> arti: rpg
[04:22:34] <chromas> also tama
[04:22:39] <arti> ugh, do i have to
[04:22:40] <SirFinkus> prolly a way to do it with a bot or something, but that's too much work
[04:22:43] <chromas> :D
[04:23:01] <arti> uh, i think one of us should have it in our log
[04:23:13] <arti> eggdrop can do that
[04:23:18] <paulej72> yes non Soylent/BotArmy bots need to be restarted by thier owners
[04:23:25] <arti> btw thanks for the heads up paulej72
[04:23:36] <arti> if you trust ciri i can have her do that :P
[04:23:38] <crutchy> g'day mrcoolbp_wrk
[04:23:42] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Frustrated Magnets: New Experiment Reveals Clues to their Discontent - http://sylnt.us - can-understand-frustrated-engineer
[04:23:58] <arti> ^- should have a reference to 'magnets, how do they work?'
[04:24:04] <arti> probably too low-brow /boobs
[04:24:11] <SirFinkus> looks like kobach didn't make the transition
[04:24:31] <juggs> SirFinkus, yeh, eggdrop has a chan topic preservation function, so Regurgitator could do that role. But it can get to be a pain in the arse remembering exactly which bot to use to change topic.
[04:24:50] <SirFinkus> ok, show is back on
[04:24:52] <crutchy> i just keep all my topics in a stash
[04:24:58] <chromas> you can have chanserv do topic preservation like in ##
[04:25:01] <arti> st -> g
[04:25:02] <paulej72> I thought Atheme services should do that
[04:25:28] <paulej72> some channels have that set :)
[04:25:31] <SirFinkus> the nerd guy can't have a normal conversation of course
[04:25:58] <crutchy> mrcoolbp_wrk, you can talk to konomi now, but its still a bit unco
[04:26:05] <SirFinkus> now the token woman has taken over
[04:26:17] <SirFinkus> some weird voice changing algo
[04:26:19] <chromas> /cs set #channel keeptopic
[04:26:28] <juggs> aye
[04:26:50] <SirFinkus> they recorded a confession from the guy and they're using it now to talk to the spy
[04:27:04] <SirFinkus> I don't think they have that capability
[04:27:12] <paulej72> bad sceince ahead SirFinkus
[04:27:16] <arti> as far as editing goes, i'm quite fond of king of the hill edits
[04:27:18] * crutchy was watching a show on youtube about american decline or some shit, but it was just a bunch or liberals masturbating over printing money
[04:27:31] <arti> squatting or stroking?
[04:27:42] <arti> maybe we should use code verbs
[04:27:50] <SirFinkus> liberals? or are you thinking of libertarians crutchy
[04:27:51] <arti> verb1ing or verb2ing
[04:28:01] <arti> libertarians wouldn't freak out over that
[04:28:03] <paulej72> verbling
[04:28:14] <juggs> set keeptopic on for #soylent
[04:28:15] <SirFinkus> the federal reserve? are you shitting me?
[04:28:17] <paulej72> a baby verb
[04:28:19] <crutchy> lol yeah cos libertarians love money printing :p
[04:28:29] <SirFinkus> they LOVE bitching about eh federal reserve
[04:28:33] <SirFinkus> oh, I read that wrong
[04:28:55] * arti reads this in a canadian dialect
[04:28:57] <SirFinkus> oh LOL NERDS ARE BAD A FLIRTING
[04:29:03] <SirFinkus> *at
[04:29:08] <arti> limit
[04:29:25] <SirFinkus> the token woman agent needs to teach the nerd how to flirt
[04:29:25] <crutchy> what about flirting with disaster?
[04:29:36] <arti> token women, like black?
[04:29:41] <arti> woman, fail
[04:29:43] <SirFinkus> but there's SEXUAL TENSION between the two
[04:29:51] <crutchy> a woman that takes your tokens
[04:29:57] <arti> coin slot.
[04:30:02] <SirFinkus> the two agents
[04:30:09] <crutchy> ah that kind of tokan woman
[04:30:13] <arti> 3 person activities are called:
[04:30:15] <ciri> 4
[04:30:16] <ciri> 5
[04:30:18] <ciri> 6
[04:30:19] <crutchy> :D
[04:30:19] <chromas> tokin'
[04:30:20] <ciri> 7
[04:30:22] <ciri> 8
[04:30:24] <ciri> 9
[04:30:26] <ciri> 10!
[04:30:27] <arti> ^- HAREM
[04:30:35] <SirFinkus> I'm all for women and all that, but this is painful
[04:30:40] <crutchy> you even had a ciri drumroll for that :p
[04:31:09] <crutchy> arti, unless they're shaveed
[04:31:12] <arti> i'd prefer an eight instrument midi drumroll please.
[04:31:20] <arti> shaved off of what
[04:31:30] <crutchy> coin slot
[04:31:42] <arti> you seem to prefer wood building materials.
[04:32:06] <arti> i think you'd be a siege engineer in LARP.
[04:32:19] <chromas> crutchy lives with the bushmen
[04:32:46] <arti> snakes are found in the bush.
[04:32:52] <crutchy> we dig massive holes in the ground near where i live, so you're prolly not far off
[04:33:05] <SirFinkus> now they're reading hotel keycard rfid codes and breaking into the womans hotel room
[04:33:26] <chromas> You gotta break the law to keep the law
[04:33:27] <crutchy> didn't she accept their tokens?
[04:33:28] <arti> do you also strap boards to your back so you don't fall in?
[04:33:38] <SirFinkus> this is so painful
[04:33:49] <crutchy> and yet you can't turn away
[04:33:49] <arti> visit youtube and search for cringe videos.
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[04:34:19] * crutchy was watching a video about modern torture methods used around the world
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[04:34:36] <arti> crutchy, it think it's called latency.
[04:34:54] <arti> the best one is taxes though.
[04:34:56] <SirFinkus> it's clear that the people making the youtube videos didn't have to search hard
[04:35:22] <arti> 1st world problems, when you have steam friends who constantly change their names.
[04:35:45] <SirFinkus> someone's climbing up outside of the building with spiderman gloves
[04:35:55] <crutchy> its probably a robot
[04:36:02] <chromas> First-world problems: people calling my issues first-world problems
[04:36:02] <crutchy> robots can climb buildings now
[04:36:17] <SirFinkus> no, gecko gloves
[04:36:34] <arti> crutchy, pfft humans did it first.
[04:37:17] <SirFinkus> idk how these gloves are staying on her hands
[04:37:23] <crutchy> humans are pretty good at jumping off buildings too. robots haven't perfected that yet
[04:37:49] <arti> i can write some software for that criteria
[04:38:15] <arti> it's simple, just collect information about the environment and disregard it :D
[04:38:52] <SirFinkus> "why would an international spy have a storage facility"
[04:39:04] <SirFinkus> idk
[04:39:15] <arti> they have to put their secrets somewhere
[04:40:30] <mrcoolbp_wrk> crtuchy: remind me later
[04:40:34] <mrcoolbp_wrk> we'll play around with it
[04:41:17] <arti> dirty
[04:41:54] * arti returns to his own sauce making
[04:42:01] <arti> precioussssss~
[04:47:04] <SirFinkus> idk what just happened, but the guy just uses oxygen and whisky to make a bomb
[04:47:14] <SirFinkus> I don't think to works that way
[04:47:29] <SirFinkus> but he just blew a neat hole in the plane with it and managed not to kill everyone
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[04:54:26] <paulej72> SirFinkus: you are now seeing why I have only tried twice to watch that show
[04:54:51] <paulej72> I watched the pilot and one other episode just to give it the benfit of the dowbt
[05:01:45] <paulej72> did a scare everyone away
[05:04:24] <chromas> a did
[05:10:28] <crutchy> nah i'm still here
[05:10:41] <crutchy> you can't get rid of me that easily :p
[05:11:34] <chromas> the crutchinator
[05:11:37] <chromas> + Bender
[05:12:46] <crutchy> did we lose anyone in the switchover?
[05:12:53] <chromas> kobach
[05:13:31] <crutchy> noticed xlefay is still here. does he have a bnc embedded in the ircd?
[05:14:33] <crutchy> ~last nick=xlefay
[05:14:36] <exec> 03[2014-09-02 08:16:2] #Soylent <xlefay> I need to eat some and get some sleep. I'll tty'all later ;-) Take care!
[05:15:10] <chromas> it was a long sleep
[05:15:36] * crutchy meatslaps xlefay
[05:15:55] <Subsentient> $seen xlefay
[05:15:55] <aqu4> I'm afraid I don't remember anyone with the nick xlefay, sorry.
[05:16:10] <chromas> ~last channel= nick=ciri
[05:16:12] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 05:15:2] # <ciri> True, but not sure if you're sending nude photographs. My forest was wild and untamed like the current seasons i was interested. Then voicemail got popular.
[05:16:56] <crutchy> nuthin like an untamed wild forest
[05:17:04] <SirFinkus> paulej72 sorry, I was in the shower
[05:17:10] <SirFinkus> i've given up on tv
[05:17:14] <SirFinkus> generally
[05:17:24] <crutchy> tv? wtf is that
[05:17:32] <SirFinkus> since most tv is cop shows like that it seams
[05:17:35] <SirFinkus> seems
[05:17:38] <SirFinkus> propoganda
[05:17:44] <crutchy> oh yeah i've given up on being a transvestite too
[05:17:46] <SirFinkus> movies too
[05:17:47] <chromas> you have to go to the cable channels
[05:18:13] <crutchy> even though i'm sure i look hot in a skirt
[05:19:12] * SirFinkus agrees
[05:19:26] * takyon breathes heavily
[05:20:06] <chromas> Bender: grab-1 crutchy
[05:20:19] <paulej72> !grab crutchy
[05:20:19] <Bender> Added quote 464
[05:20:36] <paulej72> last one is just as good
[05:20:51] <chromas> Bender: grab paulej72
[05:20:51] <Bender> Added quote 465
[05:21:22] <SirFinkus> we've switched to mad men
[05:23:02] <crutchy> its all konomi's fault. there's no more women to grab so we're grabbing each other like a bunch of.... grabbers
[05:23:18] <chromas> !grab ass
[05:23:18] <Bender> I don't know what ass said, so I can't quote them!
[05:23:22] <chromas> !grab crutchy
[05:23:22] <Bender> Added quote 466
[05:24:59] <crutchy> !grab I
[05:25:00] <Bender> I don't know what I said, so I can't quote them!
[05:25:44] <crutchy> !grab my butthole
[05:25:44] <Bender> I don't think that's a nick....
[05:26:11] <crutchy> well you'd be wrong, cos that's what we call ciri all the time
[05:27:48] <SirFinkus> I haven't called it butthole
[05:27:55] <SirFinkus> probably every other word though
[05:28:05] <SirFinkus> and I've wished it died of cuntrot
[05:28:26] <arti> !decide love hate
[05:28:29] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: hate.
[05:28:33] <arti> ciri hates you too :D
[05:28:58] <SirFinkus> good
[05:30:18] <SirFinkus> I'm at my grandma's house
[05:30:35] <SirFinkus> and she has a "corded retro phone adapter"
[05:31:15] <crutchy> is her 'wireless' a device with tube amplifiers?
[05:31:15] <SirFinkus> "works like an external headset/mic - but with a clever vintage landline design
[05:31:21] <chromas> for cellphone?
[05:31:27] <SirFinkus> yep
[05:33:13] <SirFinkus> it's basically a wired headset that looks like and old corded phone
[05:33:29] <SirFinkus> idk the usecase, but it exists
[05:36:47] <chromas> Does it have a crank?
[05:37:27] <SirFinkus> not quite that old
[05:47:06] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, yo moma has a crank
[05:48:28] <chromas> <ShadowKatStudios> I don't think there are any Starbucks in Australia, let alone anywhere rural
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[06:08:23] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v SoyGuest55489] by Imogen
[06:09:34] SoyGuest55489 is now known as mrcoolbp
[06:17:50] * mrcoolbp had a shitty night. One employees house caught on fire night before, so she didn't come in to work, another walked out in the middle of the shift....
[06:20:09] <SirFinkus> ouch
[06:22:03] <mrcoolbp> luckily my team pulls together when shit + fan
[06:22:22] <mrcoolbp> but I had to stay a lot longer...and rewrite schedule without said douche
[06:23:22] <crutchy> maybe said douche didn't understand aand got his dick caught in said fan
[06:24:25] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: fan wasn't blowin' shit till he douched all over the shift = )
[06:24:37] <mrcoolbp> this analogy is being stretched....
[06:24:56] <crutchy> its a very stretchy analogy so its ok :p
[06:25:02] <chromas> that's what happens when it gets stuck in fan
[06:25:22] <mrcoolbp> now the analogy is stuck in the fan? Quick turn it off!
[06:25:24] <crutchy> everything gets stretched when caught in a fan
[06:25:40] * mrcoolbp has been stretched
[06:25:48] * mrcoolbp is now 3in taller
[06:25:49] <paulej72> so just to be sure mrcoolbp the duche was the one that quit, not the homeless one
[06:25:53] * crutchy tries to pull mrcoolbp out of the fan
[06:26:00] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: correct
[06:26:14] <takyon> science loses again: http://soylentnews.org
[06:26:29] <mrcoolbp> paulej72: I try not to call my employees douches immediately after their houses catch fire
[06:26:29] <paulej72> some bosses would concider both to be douches
[06:26:31] <crutchy> just cos her house burnt down doesn't give her the right to give a shit about it
[06:26:45] <crutchy> she should live at work!
[06:28:46] <crutchy> ~last channel=# nick=tama message=bored
[06:28:51] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 06:12:1] # <tama> when a girl tells you she's bored the appropriate response is "let's fuck"
[06:29:49] <chromas> =title http://soylentnews.org
[06:29:49] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SN article: Frustrated Magnets: New Experiment Reveals Clues to their Discontent 04(3 comments)
[06:31:11] <mrcoolbp> takyon: looking
[06:31:53] <mrcoolbp> takyon: trolls will be trolls
[06:32:49] <crutchy> +1 insightful
[06:35:39] <mrcoolbp> thx
[06:35:43] <mrcoolbp> crutchy++
[06:35:43] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 148
[06:35:54] <mrcoolbp> damn, you gotz more than me for sure
[06:36:07] <mrcoolbp> factor of 3 I'm guessing at least
[06:36:17] <mrcoolbp> !karma mrcoolbp
[06:36:17] <Bender> karma of mrcoolbp is 43
[06:36:25] <SirFinkus> my grandma has a 40 year old guitar, I'm trying to play it
[06:36:28] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[06:36:28] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 44
[06:36:31] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[06:36:31] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 45
[06:36:32] <SirFinkus> err, guitar from the 40s
[06:36:46] <crutchy> damn. should've grabbed that
[06:36:49] <mrcoolbp> Sirfinkus!?!?
[06:36:56] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: is it a taylor??
[06:36:59] <SirFinkus> yes?
[06:37:00] <mrcoolbp> what brand
[06:37:04] <SirFinkus> playtime
[06:37:07] <mrcoolbp> gmm
[06:37:08] <SirFinkus> it's not worth much
[06:37:12] <SirFinkus> I looked it up
[06:37:24] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I'm a skilled guitar player
[06:37:29] <mrcoolbp> (electric mostly)
[06:37:30] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, SirFinkus plays his 40 year old grandma like a guitar
[06:37:43] <mrcoolbp> hah
[06:38:01] <SirFinkus> 1 sec, I'll try and record something
[06:38:22] <chromas> SoylentSessions
[06:38:32] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I'll jam along = )
[06:38:34] <crutchy> i was thinking pornhub
[06:38:41] <chromas> brought to you by rich chocolate ovaltine
[06:38:47] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I do mostly classic rock / blues
[06:38:52] <mrcoolbp> so try to do that
[06:38:56] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:39:05] * chromas has seen mrcoolbp play
[06:39:17] <mrcoolbp> chromas: which thing did you see?
[06:39:20] <chromas> not really, but I did see the photo collection
[06:40:00] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I can actually play the blues pretty freaking decent, and I can replicate some of the great solos of classic rock in a respectable manner
[06:40:01] <chromas> ~last nick=mrcoolbp message=photobucket
[06:40:04] <exec> 03[2014-11-21 15:42:5] #Soylent <mrcoolbp> ooo, how about http://s250.photobucket.com
[06:40:15] <chromas> oh that's not it at all
[06:40:20] <mrcoolbp> nope, you'll find nothing there
[06:40:39] <chromas> can't remember where it was. you linked to a picture and it had a bunch more
[06:40:40] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I can grab a pic, hang on
[06:41:31] <crutchy> "changed group membership for User:Paulej72 from (none) to sysop, bureaucrat: Cause he's fucking paulej72"
[06:41:37] <mrcoolbp> chromas: http://imgur.com
[06:41:38] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Imgur
[06:41:41] <crutchy> that could be misconstrued
[06:41:55] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: rofl
[06:42:15] <mrcoolbp> I'm in a weird mood, so my wiki notes are obviously out of character
[06:42:17] <chromas> http://washbrain.com
[06:42:18] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03WashBrain.com
[06:42:27] <mrcoolbp> chromas: how'd you do that??
[06:42:34] <mrcoolbp> chromas: damn you
[06:42:41] <chromas> saved it from a link you pasted once
[06:42:45] <mrcoolbp> oh
[06:42:51] <SirFinkus> mrcoolbp best I could do, using a penny, don't have any picks
[06:42:52] <chromas> didn't use tineye or anything
[06:42:53] <SirFinkus> http://vocaroo.com
[06:42:54] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Vocaroo | Voice message
[06:42:56] * mrcoolbp thought you did some magic by searching from the image
[06:43:05] <mrcoolbp> chromas: http://washbrain.com
[06:43:09] <mrcoolbp> it's the top one 6
[06:43:14] <SirFinkus> rusty strings, out of tune etc
[06:43:24] <crutchy> ~link mrcoolbp/rockstar http://washbrain.com
[06:43:26] <SirFinkus> tuners haven't been touched in decades
[06:43:27] <exec> └─ mrcoolbp/rockstar => http://washbrain.com
[06:43:29] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I've used a quarter before
[06:43:31] <SirFinkus> and I'm shitty at guitar
[06:43:41] <arti> the first picture is some homo
[06:43:42] * mrcoolbp listens
[06:43:55] * chromas notes that mrcoolbp looks like a badass
[06:43:59] <mrcoolbp> not bad for a pennypic
[06:44:15] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus ^
[06:44:20] <mrcoolbp> chromas: heh, thanks
[06:44:30] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I may have more lying around somewhere
[06:44:32] <SirFinkus> thanks, but it is pretty bad
[06:44:37] <chromas> ~first channel= nick=mrcoolbp message=washbrain
[06:44:39] <arti> in your picture harem?
[06:44:48] <exec> 03[2014-03-28 22:28:26] #editorial <mrcoolbp> n1: www.washbrain.com
[06:44:51] * mrcoolbp notes that SirFinkus actually did some blues stuff for mrcoolbp
[06:45:10] <crutchy> mrskrillbp
[06:45:15] <mrcoolbp> chromas is exposing mrcoolbp's life
[06:45:20] <SirFinkus> I'd do my shitty blues licks in between, but I couldn't get them sounding good
[06:45:25] <crutchy> mrs krill bp
[06:45:38] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I'll work something up tomorrow and send it to you
[06:45:49] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: mind if I scrape your email from your user account?
[06:45:54] <chromas> true, it came from another channel, but then they're both logged so I guess it's okay
[06:45:58] <SirFinkus> HACKER
[06:46:00] <SirFinkus> naw
[06:46:02] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yup, fair game
[06:46:06] <SirFinkus> not really
[06:46:14] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I may do it
[06:46:17] <mrcoolbp> I have the day off
[06:46:25] <SirFinkus> I'll send you some better shit when I get home and have my own guitar
[06:46:34] <mrcoolbp> cool
[06:46:34] <chromas> collaboration!
[06:46:46] <SirFinkus> it's a shitty $100 electric, but the playability is much better than this one lol
[06:46:49] <crutchy> soylentallica
[06:46:53] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: do you like pink floyd?
[06:46:56] <SirFinkus> meh
[06:47:01] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I love old metallica
[06:47:17] <SirFinkus> I've been practicing iron maiden lately
[06:47:21] <chromas> nobody likes new metallica
[06:47:24] * mrcoolbp unfriends SirFinkus for the "meh" comment
[06:47:34] * chromas tears down the wall
[06:47:41] <mrcoolbp> chromas but not everyone like old metallica
[06:47:43] <SirFinkus> I like blues though
[06:48:01] * mrcoolbp beats chromas with a shining crazy diamond
[06:48:20] * chromas hasn't really heard any pink floyd besides the wall
[06:48:32] <chromas> gesturectl start gasping
[06:48:40] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com here, it's blues with a pink floyd inspired song title
[06:48:40] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^✓ 03Graveyard - Uncomfortably Numb (lyrics) - YouTube ( https://www.youtube.com )
[06:48:42] <mrcoolbp> chromas: s'good stuff, but they have other good stuff too
[06:49:03] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I have a video of me playing the solo from Comfortably Numb....
[06:49:23] <mrcoolbp> it's just the solo, but I think I have 60K views or something
[06:49:28] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com this?
[06:49:29] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Worst Band Ever Butchers Pink Floyd - YouTube
[06:49:36] <mrcoolbp> yeah that's it!
[06:49:40] <mrcoolbp> how'd ya know?
[06:49:46] <mrcoolbp> my band is awesome right?
[06:49:54] <SirFinkus> yup
[06:50:04] <mrcoolbp> thanks man, we worked hard on that video
[06:50:08] <SirFinkus> with how many views, how can you be bad?
[06:50:20] <mrcoolbp> that was the best take out of 123
[06:50:55] <mrcoolbp> the audience loved it so much the stayed for all 142 takes
[06:51:03] <chromas> "Christ this song gave me breast cancer"
[06:51:06] <mrcoolbp> hah
[06:51:16] <mrcoolbp> seriously that video is fucking hilarious
[06:51:53] <chromas> they got the timing down
[06:51:54] <mrcoolbp> chromas/crutchy: what's the command to google something?
[06:52:04] <chromas> !g mrcoolbp
[06:52:05] <ciri> 891 results | User:Mrcoolbp - SoylentNews @ http://wiki.soylentnews.org | Merge: mrcoolbp (03/23 00:29 GMT): SoylentNews Submission @ https://soylentnews.org(03%2F23+00%3A29+GMT) | overview for mrcoolbp - Reddit @ http://www.reddit.com | mrcoolbp.pipedot.org @ https://mrcoolbp.pipedot.org |
[06:52:06] <ciri> mrcoolbp · GitHub @ https://github.com
[06:52:10] <mrcoolbp> !g youtube mrcoolbp pink floyd
[06:52:11] <ciri> 564 results | Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb - Guitar Solo 2 - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com | mrcoolbp - YouTube @ https://www.youtube.com | All comments on Comfortably Numb Solo Pink Floyd ... - YouTube @ https://www.youtube.com | Pink Floyd - YouTube @
[06:52:12] <ciri> https://www.youtube.com | Pink Floyd's "Money" Solo - YouTube @ http://www.youtube.com
[06:52:13] <mrcoolbp> ^
[06:52:16] <chromas> there's also $ddg
[06:52:52] <SirFinkus> wow, you'Re even better than the guys in the video mrcoolbp
[06:52:54] <chromas> 21.5 kiloviews
[06:53:18] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: that Uncomfortably numb song sounds more like the chord progression to "simple man"
[06:53:25] <mrcoolbp> just sayin
[06:53:28] <chromas> if you did one now, it would have soylentnews in the background
[06:53:41] <crutchy> sounds pretty slick dude
[06:53:47] <crutchy> mrcoolbp++
[06:53:47] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 46
[06:53:54] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: that was from 6 years ago
[06:54:12] <mrcoolbp> I can do it better now, also there's no feedback cause I recorded direct-in
[06:54:18] <mrcoolbp> (need the feedback on that solo)
[06:54:30] <SirFinkus> I'm not even close to as good as you
[06:54:30] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, have you heard of fracionado?
[06:54:31] <mrcoolbp> also my amp is a digital modeling amp (no tubes!!)
[06:54:38] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: no = (
[06:54:44] <SirFinkus> I've only been playing a few months
[06:54:51] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: Told ya, I'm decent
[06:54:56] <chromas> /kick mrcoolbp analog, motherfucker, do you speak it?
[06:55:14] <mrcoolbp> chromas: aye, and it matters in this context
[06:55:19] <paulej72> going to bed folks. c ya tomorrow.
[06:55:24] <mrcoolbp> g'night paulej72
[06:55:26] <SirFinkus> well, you can still get feedback off a non-tube amp
[06:55:29] <SirFinkus> believe me
[06:55:38] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - University of Southern California Should Probably Stop Doing Brain Science - http://sylnt.us - DOH!
[06:55:44] <chromas> surely there are…digital feedback filters
[06:55:55] <SirFinkus> that's no fun though
[06:55:55] <mrcoolbp> chromas: nope
[06:56:09] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I've never heard of one
[06:56:10] <chromas> I bet pulseaudio could do it
[06:56:26] <mrcoolbp> chromas: (not being condescending) but do you know what "feedback" is in this case?
[06:56:35] <SirFinkus> it's hard to do bending here
[06:56:39] <SirFinkus> on this guitar
[06:56:59] <chromas> yeah, but there's filters to emulate everything now
[06:56:59] <arti> feedback is something users give.
[06:57:00] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: usually don't bend acoustics..
[06:57:18] <mrcoolbp> chromas: would be extremely hard to do with a digital effects unit
[06:57:21] <arti> quit mangling the technical terms ohmigosh
[06:57:25] <mrcoolbp> (or analog for that matter)
[06:57:30] <SirFinkus> well, I'm trying
[06:57:32] * arti breathes into a paperbag
[06:57:44] <mrcoolbp> arti: feedback is a thing
[06:57:49] <mrcoolbp> shutup!
[06:57:59] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, this guy is trippy. wish i could play a guitar like this but ima not even gunna bother trying: https://www.youtube.com
[06:58:00] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03i SQUARE - Hey Sexy Lady (Skrillex remix) Guitar Cover - YouTube
[06:58:08] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I can bend a little on an acoustic, but it's not as effective, and MUCH harder
[06:58:16] <SirFinkus> oh, this bullshit
[06:58:39] <SirFinkus> the bending itself isn't hard, it's just super easy to kill the sustain on this guitar
[06:59:22] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: he's not bad
[06:59:32] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: but there's no soul...
[06:59:52] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: most of the "coolness" you are hearing there is a synth filter
[06:59:57] <mrcoolbp> he's decent though
[07:00:19] <crutchy> true. for soul i'd have to go with tommy emmanuel
[07:00:33] <crutchy> he knows how to make love to a guitar
[07:00:35] * SirFinkus tries funk
[07:00:39] * mrcoolbp goes with JimiHendrix
[07:00:49] <arti> JimiHindlips
[07:01:14] * chromas doesn't want to see someone penetrating a guitar
[07:01:18] <chromas> or…do I?
[07:01:19] * mrcoolbp likes Eddie Van Halen a lot though
[07:01:28] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:01:28] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Tommy Emmanuel - Angelina - YouTube
[07:01:29] <mrcoolbp> despite him being kinda cheesy sometime
[07:01:39] <SirFinkus> I like Michael Romeo or the guy from 八十八所所巡礼
[07:01:39] <mrcoolbp> syeah, tommy emmanuel is pretty skilled
[07:02:04] * mrcoolbp dislikes speedmetal
[07:02:18] <mrcoolbp> opposite of soul for me
[07:02:35] <SirFinkus> Romeo is classically trained
[07:02:43] <mrcoolbp> I think it's wicked impressive so don't get me wrong, but I would never listen to that stuff
[07:03:55] <crutchy> guitargasm: https://www.youtube.com
[07:03:56] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03AMAZING BLUES GUITAR!!! MUST SEE!! - YouTube
[07:04:13] <mrcoolbp> I would go see them in concert, but I wouldn't ever put on a speedmetal song and listen to it for enjoyment
[07:05:51] <mrcoolbp> https://www.youtube.com
[07:05:51] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Craziest Eddie Van Halen solo ever! - YouTube
[07:07:17] <mrcoolbp> he does all the speedy stuff, but manages to inject emotion
[07:07:28] <mrcoolbp> one of my fav guitar players
[07:07:41] * mrcoolbp also likes Gilmoure from floyd and Hendrix alot
[07:08:23] <SirFinkus> I'm trying to play the trooper on this thing
[07:08:28] <mrcoolbp> /me loves playing this solo too: https://www.youtube.com
[07:08:29] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Hotel California Solo (the Eagles) best version - YouTube
[07:08:34] <SirFinkus> it isn't working very well
[07:09:40] <SirFinkus> hammer ons and pull offs don't really work on this
[07:09:53] <mrcoolbp> no, hard on acoustic as well
[07:09:59] * mrcoolbp hands SirFinkus an electric
[07:10:07] <SirFinkus> well, this is acoustic
[07:12:27] <juggs> If we are talking Eddie Van Halen.... Eruption used to my signature show starter when I used to internet DJ https://www.youtube.com
[07:12:27] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Eddie Van Halen - Eruption - YouTube
[07:12:46] <mrcoolbp> that's a good one too
[07:12:56] * mrcoolbp considers playing guitar on the next livestream
[07:13:04] <mrcoolbp> not sure how'd we'd hoook that up tho
[07:14:29] <SirFinkus> http://i.imgur.com
[07:14:33] <SirFinkus> playing this beast
[07:14:33] <juggs> I'm sure NCommander can do wizardry with pulse / alsa / jackd to get your guitar work in the mix :D Would take me a month to figure out, which means it would take him circa 12 seconds :D :D
[07:15:25] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I will have to get him to my apartment with his laptop
[07:15:30] <SirFinkus> it's pretty easy to set audio input in skype to something like a USB sound input if you're using osx/windows
[07:15:35] <chromas> Bender: grab mrcoolbp
[07:15:35] <Bender> Added quote 467
[07:15:54] <SirFinkus> or just hook up an amp and use a mic
[07:15:57] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: really? I am actually
[07:16:15] <SirFinkus> it should show up under your audio input settings mrcoolbp
[07:16:17] <SirFinkus> in skype
[07:16:20] * mrcoolbp has to figure out how to uninstall the app version of skyp one his win 8.1 box and install the normal one
[07:16:37] <SirFinkus> it'll be raw input though
[07:16:49] * mrcoolbp downloads skype
[07:17:04] <SirFinkus> so no fancy effects or distortion unless it's coming out of the line out on your amp or something
[07:17:30] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: I have a digital out that includes all effects and amp modeling
[07:17:41] <SirFinkus> that'll probably work then :D
[07:17:50] <mrcoolbp> http://line6.com
[07:17:51] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Line 6 Legacy Products
[07:18:47] <mrcoolbp> chromas: do you play guitar?
[07:18:51] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, this guy is underrated: https://www.youtube.com
[07:18:51] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^✓ 03Living End - Closing in.wmv - YouTube
[07:18:58] <crutchy> chris cheney
[07:19:02] <juggs> I always loved the jack-qt patch panel for patching audio apps ins and outs together. I miss that come to think.
[07:20:05] <mrcoolbp> chromas: guitar feedback is actually really interesting
[07:20:29] <mrcoolbp> chromas: it would be EXTREMELY difficult to do in any usable way with an 'effect'
[07:21:11] <mrcoolbp> chromas: not only are the mechanics of it inherently hard to duplicate, my guitars placement in physical space relative to the amp greatly affects the feedback sound
[07:21:57] <mrcoolbp> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:21:57] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Wiki: Audio feedback
[07:22:01] <mrcoolbp> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:22:16] <crutchy> chuck norris could do it
[07:22:25] <mrcoolbp> yeah, but where is he when you need him
[07:22:38] <crutchy> he is everywhere and nowhere
[07:22:46] <mrcoolbp> aye
[07:22:50] <crutchy> prolly bangin yo mama
[07:22:52] <crutchy> :p
[07:22:59] * SirFinkus agrees with mrcoolbp
[07:23:09] <mrcoolbp> that loop_block-diagram is really cool
[07:23:17] <SirFinkus> it's stupid easy to manipulate the feedback
[07:23:29] * mrcoolbp knows what he's talking about, feedback is an important part of his style
[07:24:02] <SirFinkus> I play with it a little
[07:24:46] <SirFinkus> but idk how a computer could replicate the effect of holding the guitar up to the amp to get more feedback without some kind of stupid motion tracking thing
[07:25:25] <SirFinkus> wearing styrofoam balls would cramp my style
[07:26:53] <mrcoolbp> heh
[07:27:00] <mrcoolbp> my point exactly
[07:27:58] <SirFinkus> and if you're playing at a volume you'd play live, you're going to get feedback whether you like it or not unless you manage it
[07:28:13] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: all about placement
[07:28:16] <mrcoolbp> = )
[07:28:17] <SirFinkus> so why emulate it?
[07:28:21] <mrcoolbp> right
[07:28:26] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: actually
[07:28:43] <mrcoolbp> you would emulate it so you don't HAVE to have it that loud
[07:28:43] <SirFinkus> ?
[07:28:51] <juggs> mrcoolbp, so the feedback is between the guitar and the output speaker right? So you'd need an additional external mic to pick up the end result and feed that back in to whatever recording system. Audio recording gets real complex real fast once you scratch the surface. I kinda scratched the surface of it some years back and rapidly headed into the lands of real time kernels etc. before rapidly realising I'm ~not~ a sound engineer :D
[07:28:56] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus or if you were recording direct...
[07:29:02] <mrcoolbp> juggs: correct
[07:29:06] * mrcoolbp continues to read
[07:29:06] <SirFinkus> oh, suppose you have a point
[07:29:25] <SirFinkus> but that's boring anyway
[07:29:32] <mrcoolbp> juggs: our own audioguy is thusly named as he is an engineer
[07:29:51] <mrcoolbp> juggs: No, chromas was suggesting that an "effect" could emulate it
[07:30:07] <mrcoolbp> juggs: using the amp as described is the only real way to achieve the effect
[07:30:22] <mrcoolbp> INTERESTING NOTE: how do talkboxes work?
[07:30:32] <mrcoolbp> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:30:33] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Wiki: Talk box
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[07:30:48] <mrcoolbp> they feed the guitar amp sound into a speaker that is directed into a tube
[07:30:53] <crutchy> nobody from the male species knows
[07:30:55] <mrcoolbp> that tube goes in your mouth
[07:31:03] <crutchy> !grab mrcoolbp
[07:31:03] <Bender> Added quote 468
[07:31:04] <mrcoolbp> and the sound goes back into the mic = )
[07:31:10] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: ef you!
[07:31:24] <crutchy> score!
[07:31:44] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: we recorded the vox in the engineers closet to save money (less studio time)
[07:31:48] <SirFinkus> I picture a mixture of a kazoo and a reverb thing
[07:31:53] <SirFinkus> with the springs and such
[07:31:54] <mrcoolbp> insert joke here
[07:32:02] <audioguy> understand :-)
[07:32:21] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus:
[07:32:25] <SirFinkus> AND that with the guitar or something
[07:32:27] <mrcoolbp> !talk box diagram
[07:32:31] <mrcoolbp> !g talk box diagram
[07:32:32] <ciri> 1,610,000 results | Images for talk box diagram | Make A Talkbox - Instructables @ http://www.instructables.com | [PDF] Jessica Phillippe designed and built a Talk Box @ https://courses.physics.illinois.edu | Labor of Computer Love: How To Build A Talkbox | SpitHate @
[07:32:33] <ciri> http://spithate.com | VII. Make Your Own (The Talkbox FAQ) - Blamepro.com @ http://www.blamepro.com
[07:32:49] <mrcoolbp> hehe
[07:32:59] <mrcoolbp> blew my mind when I learned how that works
[07:33:01] <crutchy> wholly shit i think i just saw what mrcoolbp looks like
[07:33:04] <crutchy> in his vid
[07:33:23] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: my likeness is no secret around here
[07:33:29] <juggs> mrcoolbp, I am familiar with the feedback effect to sustain a note.... my tinnitus reminds me daily just how many concerts I exposed my ears too. I'm just trying to think logically how one would capture the end result without it being all distorted to hell. But as you say, this is more audioguy's domain than mine :D
[07:33:35] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: which video?
[07:33:44] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:33:44] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03TooL "Vicarious" Acoustic cover - YouTube
[07:33:50] <crutchy> is that you?
[07:34:04] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: yeah, horrible video
[07:34:15] * mrcoolbp is considering deleteing that one
[07:34:15] * SirFinkus feels less bad about his acoustic guitar playing
[07:34:16] <crutchy> nah its cool
[07:34:30] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: it's a metal song, I did it acoustic
[07:34:35] <mrcoolbp> for shits
[07:34:45] <SirFinkus> you really have to adapt the playing style for acoustic I guess
[07:35:00] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: nope, did it straight
[07:35:04] <SirFinkus> you're better at playing than singing
[07:35:05] <mrcoolbp> no adaptation
[07:35:09] <crutchy> you don't look nerdy that's fer sure
[07:35:16] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: not the best example of my singing
[07:35:24] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus but yeah prolly
[07:35:28] <SirFinkus> I'm saying that it doesn't sound as good acoustic
[07:35:38] <SirFinkus> needs distortion
[07:36:51] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: meh that was a for-fun video, looked around and the others that covered that song acoustic did it in different ways, I was interested to see what kind of "feedback" (/me grins at arti) I could get on my version
[07:37:17] <SirFinkus> palm muting doesn't work nearly as well lol
[07:37:21] <mrcoolbp> heh
[07:38:05] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: since you missed it: my amp: http://line6.com
[07:38:05] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^* 03Line 6 Legacy Products
[07:38:24] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: and [03:21] <+mrcoolbp> https://en.wikipedia.org
[07:39:04] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: chromas was sayin' that guitar feedback should be able to be reproduced with a digital effect, I was trying to explain how freaking difficult that would be
[07:39:52] <audioguy> No comparison - you have to have the player responding to it.
[07:39:59] <mrcoolbp> that's what I said
[07:40:09] * arti was mentioned
[07:40:16] * mrcoolbp pets arti
[07:40:24] * arti wiggles tail and purrs
[07:40:29] <audioguy> Can get fairly good pure distortion digitally now though.
[07:40:44] <arti> if you ever become a hutt, i'll totally be one of your minions
[07:40:49] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: I'm never happy with it in comparison to tube stuff though
[07:40:49] <SirFinkus> it'd be like just emulating the entire guitar bit imo
[07:40:57] <mrcoolbp> arti: noted
[07:41:12] <audioguy> I had you figured for a Marshall stack guy :-)
[07:41:20] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: yeah, totally
[07:41:30] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: but the amp spoke to my geek side
[07:41:37] <SirFinkus> you could probaby get the same sounds out of a computer, but it would miss the nuance of a real performance
[07:41:44] <arti> my preferred minion form: https://www.youtube.com
[07:41:46] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Salacious Crumb LAUGHING - YouTube
[07:41:58] <audioguy> Ideally you have a few so can choose what is best for the song.
[07:42:03] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: the amp is pretty unique in what it does, they later made a tube version with less effects/models though (spider valve)
[07:42:19] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: I'm looking at "Egnater" amps for my next one though
[07:42:38] <mrcoolbp> they are awesome
[07:42:54] <audioguy> You can get pretty good tube sound by feeding through a tube after the amp, it's all additive anyway.
[07:43:05] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: that was the idea behind the vetta: ultimate flexibility (at the cost of tone)
[07:43:11] <SirFinkus> time for me to sleep and recover from my night of drinking
[07:43:26] <audioguy> Yeah, flexible signal source, always a good start
[07:43:26] <arti> sweet dreams
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[07:43:43] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: interesting, but I need to buy a whole new setup, make a pedalboard, and get a tube amp. Then I'll be unstoppable
[07:44:05] <audioguy> You will Rool :-)
[07:44:14] <mrcoolbp> audioguy: I'm actually pretty decent, you missed me flaunting my videos
[07:44:23] * mrcoolbp has been playing for 15 years
[07:44:31] <mrcoolbp> mostly classicrock and blues
[07:44:52] * mrcoolbp is an improvisor
[07:45:17] <mrcoolbp> s/flaunting/pretending that they were awesome
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[07:45:43] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[07:45:43] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03U2-I Still haven`t found What I`m looking for - YouTube
[07:45:51] <audioguy> Actually, there very best setup I ever heard was back in ablout 1969. My favorite bass and guitar players formed a trio with a drummer, and they both bought a pair of McIntosh 275 amps and two 4x4 jble speakers. It was the most awesome thing I have ever heard.
[07:46:10] <mrcylbp> cool
[07:46:34] <mrcylbp> audioguy: do you play guitar?
[07:46:39] <audioguy> make that JBL :-) Way too expensive for me at the time.
[07:46:41] <mrcylbp> .op
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[07:46:54] <mrcylbp> jbl = expensive but decent
[07:47:12] <audioguy> No, I am actually a horn player - Trombone. Played in a lot fo funk bands.
[07:47:16] <mrcylbp> cool
[07:47:34] <crutchy> heh. i played trombone in school
[07:47:42] <crutchy> hated it
[07:47:47] <audioguy> And the last playing gig I had was actually the most fun of all - it was a latim band!
[07:48:01] <audioguy> Sort of fiunk/salsa
[07:48:10] <mrcylbp> audioguy: when I play amps, usually I try to find the "right settings" by tweaking knobs, but I knew I needed an egnater amp when every setting I used was good, they were just differnt = )
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[07:48:50] <mrcylbp> audioguy: it has two different tubes, and a knob to blend them
[07:49:04] <audioguy> Yeah, that sounds very right
[07:49:08] <mrcylbp> pretty sick
[07:49:22] <mrcylbp> okay, bed time for me too
[07:49:39] <mrcylbp> g'night chromas crutchy arti audioguy juggs etc
[07:49:47] <mrcylbp> et. al.
[07:49:48] <crutchy> cya mate
[07:49:48] <audioguy> Well, you must put your album up somewhere public.
[07:49:51] <chromas> g'night mrcylbp
[07:49:53] <crutchy> sleep well
[07:50:03] <juggs> g'night mrcylbp nick-shifter
[07:50:04] <mrcylbp> audioguy: http://washbrain.com
[07:50:05] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03WashBrain.com
[07:50:13] <audioguy> Cool
[07:50:19] <mrcylbp> that's my name
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[08:12:06] <Ethanol-fooled> 'sup.
[08:12:13] <crutchy> yo
[08:12:23] <Ethanol-fooled> drinkin'. smokin'.
[08:12:33] <Ethanol-fooled> Being annoying. You?
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[08:18:28] <juggs> well that didn't last long :-/
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[08:19:29] <Ethanol-fooled> Oy, vey.
[08:20:05] <juggs> sup EF? Welcome to the new server and happy easter, if you observe such a thing
[08:21:19] <Ethanol-fooled> Thanks, Juggs. Doesn't have the same charm as it did when we were wee lads looking forward to baskets of candy, but it's a day off nonetheless.
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[08:45:11] <crutchy> brett lee must've had so much fun. https://www.youtube.com
[08:45:11] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Piers Morgan Gets Owned By Brett Lee - YouTube
[08:51:36] <juggs> monopoly's names get more silly :D
[08:52:20] <chromas> if only unicode symbols were allowed in nicks ;)
[08:53:02] <juggs> if only
[08:53:45] * juggs heads for the horizontal thing with warmth preservers piled on it
[08:53:54] <arti> a tantan
[08:57:12] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Powdered Alcohol Banned in Six States - http://sylnt.us - they'll-not-drink-to-that
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[10:14:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:14:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1245
[10:23:14] <chromas> sushi-irc: IRC client/server suite that abstracts the IRC protocol using DBUS signals
[10:23:26] <chromas> neat; then my whole desktop can interact with irc
[10:23:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh now there's a brilliant idea
[10:24:16] <chromas> maybe it goes both ways
[10:24:21] <chromas> desktop controlled by irc
[10:29:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, SJWs got almost entirely shut out of the Hugo awards this year. pwned by sadpuppies.
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[10:57:55] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:57:55] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1246
[10:58:26] * crutchy wishes xlefay was still here
[10:58:44] <crutchy> he already had the TS6 protocol worked out
[10:58:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Gold Nanoparticle $1 Test Outperforms PSA Screen for Prostate Cancer - http://sylnt.us - theirs-gold-in-them-thar-prostates
[10:59:57] <crutchy> he was so excited about that shit. i still have trouble believing that he up and left willingly
[11:00:32] <crutchy> something had to have happened to him or his family
[11:00:44] <chromas> ~define ts6
[11:02:04] <crutchy> protocol used by charybdis
[11:02:59] <crutchy> i keep getting issues like "invalid host" and "bogus servername"
[11:03:09] <crutchy> xlefay had that sorted though
[11:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> evenin, crutchy
[11:03:58] <crutchy> prolly helped that he knew how to configure charybdis
[11:04:02] <crutchy> g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[11:04:03] <ciri> hi crutchy
[11:05:32] <crutchy> tmb, how you coping with shitty internet?
[11:05:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> all sorted. got my kit in earlier this week.
[11:06:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> shiny with a 25Mb pipe to the net now.
[11:06:29] <crutchy> sweet
[11:06:46] <crutchy> thats only nearly triple mine :p
[11:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, faster than what i had two weeks ago for half the price too.
[11:08:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna get back started on the treadmill tomorrow
[11:10:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> went with a wireless router with dd-wrt on it in client mode over a wireless usb fob.
[11:10:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> more generally useful in case i wanna turn it into a repeater or something.
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[11:25:48] <Bytram> g'mornin all
[11:25:52] <Bytram> !uid
[11:25:52] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5192, owned by rea1l1
[11:25:57] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:25:57] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1247
[11:26:09] * Bytram got his hexchat issues straightened out, finally
[11:26:48] * Bytram tried to install updated Unifonts -- go from 7.0.3 to 7.0.6
[11:27:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:27:05] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1248
[11:27:10] * Bytram noticed windows, etc. can get confused when two different font files advertise the same font name. :/
[11:27:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i spect they would
[11:28:00] * Bytram had to delete all of my unifonts from \windows\fonts and then drag-copy from download dir to \windows\fonts and that seemed to get them reinstalled
[11:28:47] * Bytram noticed palemoon would not see unifonts at all, and hexchat would only display maximized
[11:29:13] <Bytram> shut 'em all down, reloaded fonts, and restarted palemoon, reselected font: joy!
[11:29:34] <Bytram> restarted hexchat, now saw unifont avail, selected, and joy again!
[11:29:51] <Bytram> my day is starting off on the right foot, at least
[11:30:05] <chromas> Bytram: s/o/n/4
[11:30:05] <sedctl> <chromas> <Bytram> my day is starting off on the right font, at least
[11:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> yays
[11:30:13] <Bytram> also saw that https://dev.soylentnews.org was having issues with certs last night.
[11:30:13] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^✓ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[11:30:30] <Bytram> saw it again this am
[11:30:46] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:30:55] * Bytram just hit ctrl+f5 in pm and it's coming up okay, now.
[11:31:10] <Bytram> let's see if one other thing is still wonky
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[11:31:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[11:31:55] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: belated g'morning, btw! All moved in?
[11:32:03] <janrinok> afternoon TheMightyBuzzard thing's good?
[11:32:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> not unpacked but ya
[11:32:16] <janrinok> when do you buy the licence?
[11:32:31] <Bytram> janrinok: g'day!
[11:32:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly wednesday or thursday.
[11:32:37] <janrinok> Bytram: hi
[11:32:41] <Bytram> lemme guess... fishing license?
[11:32:42] <Bytram> =)
[11:32:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> so fishin next weekend.
[11:32:46] <Bytram> !
[11:32:52] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: put it to the top of your list - the boxes will wait ;)
[11:33:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> boxes aren't the hurdle, proof of residence is.
[11:33:39] <janrinok> ah, got ya
[11:33:48] <janrinok> Bytram: how's things with you?
[11:34:17] * Bytram woke at 0500, hit the can, and then thought of another way to get around my palemoon/hexchat/font problems
[11:34:25] <Bytram> seems to mostly be working out atm
[11:34:42] <janrinok> I solve problems when I'm asleep - I haven't a clue how I do that....
[11:34:48] * Bytram was invited to easter lunch at my sis' place
[11:35:01] <janrinok> what time do you have to leave?
[11:35:21] * Bytram does find his typing accuracy is not so good when he's asleep
[11:35:31] <janrinok> lol - mine is about the same
[11:35:37] * TheMightyBuzzard gets to sit on his ass and not have to deal with silly egg hunts this year
[11:35:51] <Bytram> I's supposed to be there in about 4 hours... hope to catch a nap before that
[11:35:55] <janrinok> but you miss 'em TMB
[11:36:11] <Bytram> ok, gotta try somethin... brb
[11:36:15] <janrinok> Bytram: I started training up wantkitteh
[11:36:21] <Bytram> nice.
[11:36:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp, they bore me. rather be doing interesting things with em now that the kids is old enough to talk.
[11:37:05] <Bytram> hmmm, /me always saw that as a misspelled 'kitten', now thinks it might be: "Want Kitt, Eh?" idk
[11:37:11] <janrinok> a fishing trip rather than an egg hunt - sounds good to me
[11:37:25] <Bytram> gotta learn how to fish for eggs
[11:37:27] <Bytram> nograb
[11:39:12] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: topics on dev still lists "Slash"... is that just a DB entry? Really should be "rehash" or "Rehash", now.
[11:39:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> irony of it all is the kiddos could come out here and fish their little selves silly but i gotta wait.
[11:39:27] <Bytram> on second though
[11:39:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> just a db entry
[11:39:34] <Bytram> s/$/t/
[11:39:34] <sedctl> <Bytram> on second thought
[11:39:38] <janrinok> could they take you as a guest TMB?
[11:39:49] <Bytram> maybe we should ADD "rehash" so we can distinguish between the two?
[11:39:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, kids under 13 are just exempt from all licensing requirements.
[11:40:18] * Bytram notices that TMB might just qualify as a big kid, at heart
[11:40:20] <janrinok> so you could be there in a 'supervisory' or 'instructional' role...?
[11:40:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, first thing's first... gotta get git playing nice again tomorrow then worry about updating things.
[11:41:10] <Bytram> get git good? nod nod, and /me likes alliteration a lot
[11:41:11] <Bytram> =)
[11:41:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and kick the hell outa whoever managed to get a single remote unsyncable with a git repo.
[11:41:50] * Bytram submits a story on dev to hang test comments under
[11:42:06] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: that sounds like a real 'ooops!'
[11:42:26] * Bytram opens dev submission queue
[11:42:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> with multiple users on multiple remotes that's easy but you gotta make edits through the terrible web ui to break things with only one remote.
[11:43:26] <Bytram> 'break things'??
[11:43:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, code on dev is both ahead and behind code on github.
[11:44:07] * Bytram changes story go-live time and hits submit
[11:44:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> gonna require manual merging
[11:44:12] <Bytram> ugh!
[11:44:23] * Bytram humms 'stuck in the middle with you'
[11:45:36] * janrinok wonders if Bytram is helping TheMightyBuzzard with that musical interlude....
[11:46:00] * Bytram wishes that the main page would output a date/time stamp of *when* the page was generated; "This page was generated by a Group of..." for $nick ($uid) at 20150405_114500 UTC
[11:46:18] <Bytram> frayed knot
[11:46:32] <Bytram> =)
[11:46:36] * Bytram opens new story
[11:46:53] <Bytram> at: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[11:46:54] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SN (dev) article: 20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test
[11:47:07] * Bytram clicks "Reply" to create first comment
[11:47:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, you want anything you think up done, make it into a grocery list. if i try remembering it i'll forget what actually needs done first monday and be lost.
[11:48:18] <Bytram> ok, /me is not seeing same bug he saw coupla days ago... investigating.
[11:48:30] <janrinok> Bytram: I'm trying to keep all our training material below the mrcoolbp entry, and to keep training stories off the top 2 or 3 places in the story queue. Just so your material doesn't keep wandering around
[11:48:46] * chromas has the cert issue; palemoon doesn't have a ignore switch
[11:49:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, what cert issue
[11:49:12] <Bytram> appreciated, but not necessary... /me is flexible (can still bend over and touch his toes)
[11:49:13] <chromas> on dev
[11:49:20] <chromas> "The OCSP server has no status for the certificate."
[11:49:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> did you add our CA?
[11:49:40] <chromas> "The OCSP server experienced an internal error."
[11:49:42] <Bytram> chromas: yeah! that's the one I was hitting last night and this am, but seems to be okay for me, now.
[11:49:45] <chromas> it keeps changing
[11:50:06] <Bytram> IIRC mine was that it could not check revocation status or somesuch
[11:51:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> talk to audioguy about that. he's the one that set up our CA and dev's cert.
[11:51:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> really the only one who knows what's going on with it at any given time.
[11:52:31] <chromas> it also seems to force http to https
[11:52:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> good
[11:52:45] <chromas> so no connecting from the browser
[11:52:51] <chromas> at least curl is nice enough to ignore it
[11:53:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> that's going to end up being default behavior eventually, chromas
[11:53:28] <chromas> curl++
[11:53:28] <Bender> karma - curl: 3
[11:53:43] <chromas> it's fine behavior as long as the cert stuff works :)
[11:54:04] <Bytram> CERTainly!
[11:54:27] * janrinok notes that Bytram is certainly on form today
[11:54:45] <Bytram> thanks, but only inFORMally ;)
[11:55:34] * janrinok wonders how long now before he has to go to lunch.....
[11:56:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> right, i'm out to do some book reading and arse sitting.
[11:56:49] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: before you go, I'm still trying to figure out why any ASCII char should be blocked from posting on SN
[11:57:21] <Bytram> I would think that 0x00 - 0x7f should be permitted, and can find nothing to the contrary, yet.
[11:57:33] <Bytram> it's up to the browser how to present them
[11:57:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, some of the chars in the 129-255 range are used as control characters in unicode.
[11:57:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> they can never be allowed as normal characters or they will screw things up but good.
[11:58:07] <Bytram> yes, I understand that... 0x7f == 127
[11:58:21] * TheMightyBuzzard shurgs
[11:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. is it getting changed to the question mark diamond?
[11:58:45] <Bytram> I'd run into cases where SN gave me a server error when I posted a comment with certain chars
[11:59:07] * Bytram is trying to recreate test data to check that right now.
[11:59:12] <Bytram> should have it w/in 5 minutes
[11:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sticking around for troubleshooting today. it can just be broke until tuesday or so. fishing or not i don't work weekends.
[12:01:13] <Bytram> k,
[12:01:30] <Bytram> when I posted chars from 0x01 .. 0x7f and hit submit on a comment, got:
[12:01:31] <Bytram> Internal Server Error
[12:01:31] <Bytram> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.
[12:01:31] <Bytram> Please contact the server administrator, slash@dev.soylentnews.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.
[12:01:31] <Bytram> More information about this error may be available in the server error log.
[12:02:17] <Bytram> those were posted as direct chars, no &#nnn; stuff
[12:02:33] <Bytram> and with that, I've reproduced it..
[12:02:43] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: hope you have good luck fishing!
[12:03:00] * Bytram goes to take a nap
[12:03:42] * Bytram loves his sis, but is not the most comfortable in social situations and needs some shuteye to be at his best.
[12:03:53] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:03:53] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1249
[12:03:58] <Bytram> ooooh!
[12:04:00] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:04:00] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1250
[12:04:04] <Bytram> =)
[12:04:12] <Bytram> 1000 / 8 Nice!
[12:04:17] <Bytram> !uid
[12:04:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5192, owned by rea1l1
[12:04:29] <Bytram> ~weather Boston, ma
[12:04:30] <janrinok> bye Bytram
[12:04:43] <Bytram> looks like we lost a bot with the server move
[12:04:57] <Bytram> oh, I wonder if logging is back on in all the channels?
[12:05:22] <Bytram> http://logs.sylnt.us
[12:07:22] * janrinok is just rebooting - back in 1 minute
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[12:12:03] <Bytram> Anyone copy .ops in #trivia?
[12:12:17] * Bytram tried to /invite Loggie
[12:12:25] <Bytram> says I was not .op
[12:12:32] <Bytram> I try .op and it says I'm not permitted
[12:16:28] <Bytram> paulej72: http://logs.sylnt.us says #trivia is logged, but didn't survive restart and it seems none of us can /invite Loggie
[12:17:19] <crutchy> hola Bytram
[12:17:42] <chromas> ooh, does crutchy have #trivia role access?
[12:17:47] <Bytram> crutchy: hola... /me is trying to check that logging got restarted in all channels after the IRC server move
[12:18:01] <chromas> does xlefay still have access?
[12:18:05] <crutchy> erm. i'm just a nobody
[12:18:10] <chromas> maybe you could connect to his znc slot and be him
[12:18:36] <chromas> yeah but you and xlefay were best friends
[12:19:14] <Bytram> hmmm, witw is channel: #* ???
[12:19:44] <chromas> hm, service bot says staff group should have #trivia admin
[12:19:57] <Bytram> last log was on 2014-05-30, and Loggie was kicked by crutchy
[12:20:09] <crutchy> eh?
[12:20:22] <chromas> no Loggie for # either. It's uh, tainted in there
[12:20:27] <Bytram> if we're not logging it, then we should prolly remove "#*" from the list of logged channels at: http://logs.sylnt.us
[12:20:29] <crutchy> oh yeah
[12:20:37] <crutchy> wouldn't put loggie in #
[12:20:49] <chromas> should # logs be removed?
[12:20:51] <Bytram> who maintains loggie?
[12:21:03] <chromas> you guys
[12:21:03] <crutchy> its xlefay's beast afaik
[12:21:07] <Bytram> or, better still, who maintains the list at: http://logs.sylnt.us
[12:21:17] <crutchy> the logs for #* can be deleted too
[12:21:27] <crutchy> it was an early channel of mine
[12:22:01] <Bytram> ~whois logs.sylnt.os
[12:22:03] <crutchy> i dropped registration so i dunno if its even used anymore
[12:22:08] <Bytram> ~whois logs.sylnt.us
[12:22:18] <Bytram> !whois logs.sylnt.us
[12:22:28] <chromas> you killed exec-enny!
[12:22:55] <Bytram> we need a meta bot that knows what commands the other bots know and we can just use a single, universal, 'flag char' !! =)
[12:22:56] <crutchy> does it do whois?
[12:23:02] <crutchy> lol
[12:23:03] <ciri> :D
[12:23:11] <crutchy> i don't think exec can do a whois
[12:23:12] * Bytram thot I'd seen some bot do it, can't remember which char
[12:23:14] <crutchy> yet :p
[12:23:16] <Bytram> ^whois
[12:23:36] <chromas> Not found: logs.sylnt.us
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[12:24:12] <Bytram> !whois sylnt.us
[12:24:28] <Bytram> !uid
[12:24:28] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5192, owned by rea1l1
[12:24:31] <crutchy> what's the shell cmd for a whois?
[12:24:46] <crutchy> ~eval whois sylnt.us
[12:24:49] <exec> Domain Name: SYLNT.US
[12:24:49] <exec> Domain ID: D44151216-US
[12:24:49] <exec> Sponsoring Registrar: GANDI SAS
[12:24:49] <exec> Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 81
[12:24:50] <exec> Registrar URL (registration services): whois.gandi.net
[12:24:50] <exec> Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited
[12:24:51] <exec> Variant: SYLNT.US
[12:24:52] <exec> Registrant ID: BP4734-GANDI
[12:24:53] <exec> Registrant Name: Ben Prentice
[12:24:54] <exec> Registrant Address1: 8 MUSEUM WAY APT 2204
[12:24:55] <exec> Registrant City: Cambridge
[12:24:56] <exec> Registrant Postal Code: 02141
[12:24:56] <exec> Registrant Country: United States
[12:24:57] <exec> Registrant Country Code: US
[12:24:58] <exec> Registrant Phone Number: +1.5087899294
[12:24:59] <exec> Registrant Email: 725ad116818682bde7ce1569dfddcc02-1991532@contact.gandi.net
[12:25:00] <exec> Registrant Application Purpose: P1
[12:25:01] <exec> Registrant Nexus Category: C21
[12:25:01] <exec> Administrative Contact ID: BP4734-GANDI
[12:25:02] <exec> Administrative Contact Name: Ben Prentice
[12:25:03] <exec> Administrative Contact Address1: 8 MUSEUM WAY APT 2204
[12:25:04] <exec> Administrative Contact City: Cambridge
[12:25:04] <chromas> that's gonna go awhile
[12:25:05] <exec> Administrative Contact Postal Code: 02141
[12:25:06] <exec> Administrative Contact Country: United States
[12:25:06] <crutchy> shit
[12:25:07] <exec> Administrative Contact Country Code: US
[12:25:07] <ciri> cow shit, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit. what kind of shit is it?
[12:25:07] <exec> Administrative Contact Phone Number: +1.5087899294
[12:25:08] <exec> Administrative Contact Email: 725ad116818682bde7ce1569dfddcc02-1991532@contact.gandi.net
[12:25:09] <exec> Administrative Application Purpose: P1
[12:25:10] <exec> Administrative Nexus Category: C21
[12:25:11] <exec> Billing Contact ID: BP4734-GANDI
[12:25:12] <exec> Billing Contact Name: Ben Prentice
[12:25:13] <exec> Billing Contact Address1: 8 MUSEUM WAY APT 2204
[12:25:15] <exec> Billing Contact City: Cambridge
[12:25:16] <exec> Billing Contact Postal Code: 02141
[12:25:17] <exec> Billing Contact Country: United States
[12:25:17] <exec> Billing Contact Country Code: US
[12:25:18] <exec> Billing Contact Phone Number: +1.5087899294
[12:25:19] <exec> Billing Contact Email: 725ad116818682bde7ce1569dfddcc02-1991532@contact.gandi.net
[12:25:20] <exec> Billing Application Purpose: P1
[12:25:20] <exec> Billing Nexus Category: C21
[12:25:21] <exec> Technical Contact ID: BP4734-GANDI
[12:25:22] <exec> Technical Contact Name: Ben Prentice
[12:25:23] <exec> Technical Contact Address1: 8 MUSEUM WAY APT 2204
[12:25:24] <exec> Technical Contact City: Cambridge
[12:25:24] <crutchy> ~killall
[12:25:25] <exec> Technical Contact Postal Code: 02141
[12:25:25] <exec> Technical Contact Country: United States
[12:25:27] <exec> Technical Contact Country Code: US
[12:25:28] <exec> Technical Contact Phone Number: +1.5087899294
[12:25:29] <exec> Technical Contact Email: 725ad116818682bde7ce1569dfddcc02-1991532@contact.gandi.net
[12:25:29] <exec> Technical Application Purpose: P1
[12:25:30] <exec> Technical Nexus Category: C21
[12:25:31] <exec> Name Server: NS1.LINODE.COM
[12:25:33] <exec> terminated pid 2392: { eval 'whois sylnt.us' ; } 2>&1
[12:25:33] <exec> terminated pid 3088: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG Technical Contact Phone Number: +1.5087899294' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:34] <exec> terminated pid 3101: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG Technical Contact Email: 725ad116818682bde7ce1569dfddcc02-1991532@contact.gandi.net' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:34] <chromas> buffer
[12:25:35] <exec> terminated pid 3113: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG Technical Application Purpose: P1' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:36] <exec> terminated pid 3125: php scripts/sed.php 'PRIVMSG Technical Nexus Category: C21' 'exec' '#Soylent' '~sed-internal' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:36] <exec> terminated pid 3129: php scripts/privmsg.php '~killall' 'crutchy' '#Soylent'
[12:25:37] <exec> terminated pid 3131: php scripts/wiki.php '~killall' '#Soylent' 'crutchy' '~wiki-privmsg'
[12:25:38] <exec> terminated pid 3137: php scripts/soon.php '~killall' '#Soylent' 'crutchy' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:39] <exec> terminated pid 3141: php scripts/scripting.php 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' 'exec' '1428236565.5862' '~x' 'INTERNAL' ':exec INTERNAL :~x event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1428236731.5017'
[12:25:39] <exec> terminated pid 3144: php scripts/activity.php 'exec' 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' '1428236565.5862' '~activity' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:40] <exec> terminated pid 3151: php scripts/forward.php 'event-privmsg crutchy #Soylent ~killall' '' 'exec' '~forward' 'INTERNAL'
[12:25:51] <crutchy> ok i wont do *that* again
[12:25:53] <chromas> so apparently mrcoolbp
[12:27:05] <Bytram> looks like #feeds did not get its logging started after the move
[12:27:55] <Bytram> crutchy: is "#feeds" your puppy?
[12:28:05] <crutchy> that's just an rss/atom thing
[12:28:07] <crutchy> yeah
[12:28:16] * Bytram tried to invite Loggie but I don't have .op privs
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[12:30:14] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[12:30:24] <crutchy> ~freenode
[12:30:45] * Bytram discovered that /close and /quit are not quite the same... =)
[12:31:03] <crutchy> ah
[12:32:50] <Bytram> so, after the server restart, it looks like these channels are still not getting logged: "#", "#*", and "#trivia"
[12:33:17] <Bytram> neither did #feeds, but a manual /invite loggie worked.
[12:33:29] <Bytram> I think that covers all channels listed in: http://logs.sylnt.us
[12:33:51] <chromas> # doesn't want logs
[12:34:38] <crutchy> ~last channel=#
[12:34:40] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 10:01:2] # <tama> money is the key to a man's tart
[12:34:42] <Bytram> not a problem, but it *is* more than a little bit misleading when it is listed as being logged in "http://logs.sylnt.us/"
[12:34:55] <chromas> it used to have Loggie at some point
[12:34:56] <crutchy> can logs be deleted maybe?
[12:35:13] <crutchy> some of those are probably early muckings about
[12:35:16] <Bytram> was logged: # | Logs
[12:35:16] <Bytram> return
[12:35:16] <Bytram> 2014-08-11
[12:35:16] <Bytram> 2014-08-12
[12:35:16] <Bytram> 2014-08-13
[12:35:17] <Bytram> 2014-08-14
[12:35:19] <Bytram> 2014-08-15
[12:35:21] <Bytram> 2014-08-16
[12:35:23] <Bytram> 2014-08-17
[12:35:25] <Bytram> 2014-08-24
[12:35:26] <chromas> tty++
[12:35:26] <Bender> karma - tty: 1
[12:35:27] <Bytram> 2014-08-25
[12:35:29] <Bytram> 2014-08-26
[12:35:31] <Bytram> 2014-08-27
[12:35:33] <Bytram> 2014-08-28
[12:35:35] <Bytram> 2014-08-29
[12:35:39] <Bytram> 2014-08-30
[12:35:41] <Bytram> 2014-08-31
[12:35:43] <Bytram> 2014-09-01
[12:35:45] <Bytram> 2014-09-02
[12:35:47] <Bytram> 2014-09-03
[12:35:49] <Bytram> 2014-09-04
[12:35:50] <chromas> [elevator muzak]
[12:35:50] <Bytram> 2014-09-05
[12:36:09] * crutchy needs coffee
[12:36:29] <chromas> I think it was decided to boot Loggie because of less than PC bot output
[12:36:31] <chromas> and input
[12:36:37] <chromas> fortune -o etc
[12:36:44] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, was easter bunny generous?
[12:36:45] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[12:37:21] <crutchy> lol. what are you talking about chromas? we're all proper gentlemen in there :p
[12:37:57] * chromas tips hat, tips hat-under-hat
[12:38:23] * Bytram glanced at last log file... yeah, prolly would not want to log that chan
[12:38:43] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:38:43] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SoylentNews is secured goatse
[12:38:53] <Bytram> orly?
[12:38:59] <crutchy> lol
[12:39:00] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[12:39:02] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:39:03] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SN article: Trackerless "Strike" Torrent Search Engine Under Attack 04(6 comments)
[12:39:12] <chromas> still only 6?
[12:39:50] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:39:51] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SN article: Fooling Around with Simple Cyphers - Redux 04(23 comments)
[12:40:17] <Bytram> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[12:40:19] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[12:40:30] <chromas> frown
[12:40:37] * Bytram notes there's a buncha tracking junk at the end.
[12:41:12] <chromas> =set .titles.strip// utm_.*
[12:41:12] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[12:41:16] -!- janrinok has quit [Quit: Lost terminal]
[12:41:17] <Bytram> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[12:41:18] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[12:41:22] <crutchy> chromas, maybe leave the url off
[12:41:23] <Bytram> =(
[12:41:23] <chromas> fpos
[12:41:38] <crutchy> oh that's right it shows up after a redirect
[12:41:50] <chromas> it's supposed to show the redirected url with garbage stripped but apparently the regex thinger be broked
[12:41:58] <crutchy> ~shorten http://arstechnica.com
[12:42:00] <exec> http://o.my.to
[12:42:12] <crutchy> need summin like that
[12:42:24] <chromas> look it even takes out the & for some reaosn
[12:42:33] -!- janrinok [janrinok!~janrinok@Soylent/Staff/Editor/janrinok] has joined #Soylent
[12:42:33] -!- mode/#Soylent [+v janrinok] by Imogen
[12:42:55] * chromas blames pascal
[12:42:57] <Bytram> getting the URLs trimmed is really handy for us Editors when reviewing stories
[12:43:40] <Bytram> chromas: if your trimming stuff is in a function, can you just call it one more time at the end, after you get the redirected URL?
[12:43:53] <crutchy> you can use the o.my.to shortener if you want chromas
[12:44:30] <Bytram> or, maybe split the function into two parts; trim_url_orig and trim_url_redirected
[12:44:43] <chromas> I think it trims each redirect
[12:44:52] <chromas> bugs--
[12:44:52] <Bender> karma - bugs: -5
[12:45:05] <Bytram> crutchy: problem is not the *length* of the url, it's that it still contains tracking stuff, in addition to the desired part of that url
[12:45:25] <crutchy> ah
[12:45:57] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[12:45:58] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[12:46:02] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[12:46:02] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica
[12:46:31] <Bytram> that is what *I* try and find whenever I'm reviewing a story for SN
[12:46:39] * Bytram despises tracking crap
[12:47:31] <Bytram> ISTR we had a bot here that did this in the past, but can't remember which one
[12:47:48] <chromas> same one
[12:47:53] <Bytram> oh. :/
[12:47:54] <chromas> but it's being a buttpipe
[12:47:59] <crutchy> should be pretty easy to trim anything after the ?
[12:48:05] <Bytram> crutchy: bad idea
[12:48:06] <crutchy> but that might bugger the link
[12:48:23] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:48:24] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03SN article: Teradata Believes that Bill Gates is Wrong About AI 04(33 comments)
[12:48:33] <Bytram> https://soylentnews.org
[12:48:50] <Bytram> crutchy: yup.
[12:49:12] * chromas adds some debugging writeln()s
[12:49:40] <Bytram> in some cases, an ad-hoc trim is required, but there are some kinda 'universal' tracking elements, like the utm_* ones
[12:49:53] <Bytram> chromas: much obliged
[12:50:02] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:50:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1251
[12:50:11] <Bytram> poutine-- # just because
[12:50:11] <Bender> karma - poutine: -386
[12:50:20] <Bytram> oooh, pre-pentium and then some!
[12:50:44] * Bytram remembers using a 386/20MHz and thought it was *fast*
[12:50:46] <Bytram> lol
[12:50:47] <ciri> rofl
[12:51:05] <Bytram> afk back in about 5-10 minutes
[12:51:29] <Bytram> crutchy: you still here?>
[12:51:35] <Bytram> I just remembered somethin from last night
[12:52:28] <Bytram> crutchy: do you have a bot that can submit comments on dev.soylentnews.org?
[12:52:47] <chromas> ~submit
[12:52:49] <exec> usage: ~submit <url>
[12:53:32] <Bytram> I'm thinking it would be really helpful if I could, given a comment on dev, submit a child comment (i.e. reply) with a number of test cases described by that "parent"
[12:53:44] <crutchy> bytra
[12:54:04] <Bytram> so, it'd be: story > comment1 > [comment1a / comment1b / comment1c / comment1d]
[12:54:22] <crutchy> Bytram, https://github.com
[12:54:23] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/sn.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[12:54:42] <Bytram> story == https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:54:42] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^* 03SN (dev) article: 20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test
[12:54:46] <crutchy> might need some tweaking
[12:55:16] <crutchy> the script as it is can submit top level comments to a story
[12:55:32] <Bytram> dev just gave me an OCSP error, again. was getting these last night, too:
[12:55:33] <Bytram> Secure Connection Failed
[12:55:33] <Bytram> An error occurred during a connection to dev.soylentnews.org. The OCSP server has no status for the certificate. (Error code: sec_error_ocsp_unknown_cert)
[12:55:33] <Bytram> The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
[12:55:33] <Bytram> Please contact the website owners to inform them of this problem.
[12:56:52] <Bytram> got that when I tried to load: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:56:52] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^* 03SN (dev) article: 20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test
[12:57:17] * Bytram is using PM 25.3.1
[12:57:30] <Bytram> rats
[12:57:34] <Bytram> hmmm
[12:57:43] <Bytram> afk back in a few minutes
[13:02:31] -!- SirFinkus has quit [Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com]
[13:03:38] <Bytram> back
[13:03:47] * Bytram tries to load the page using lynx on windows
[13:04:15] <Bytram> SSL error:Can't find common name in certificate-Continue? (y)
[13:04:30] * Bytram presses "y"
[13:05:01] <Bytram> looks like I am in... let's see what happens
[13:05:58] * Bytram selected link "20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test"
[13:06:08] <Bytram> SSL error:Can't find common name in certificate-Continue? (y)
[13:06:14] * Bytram presses "y"
[13:07:13] * Bytram selects "Reply"
[13:07:18] <Bytram> SSL error:Can't find common name in certificate-Continue? (y)
[13:07:21] * Bytram presses "y"
[13:08:39] * Bytram selects "Submit"
[13:08:45] <Bytram> SSL error:Can't find common name in certificate-Continue? (y)
[13:08:47] * Bytram selects "Submit"
[13:09:24] <Bytram> looks like the comment made it, but ... ouch!
[13:12:49] * Bytram launches "Live HTTP Headers" addon
[13:13:03] * Bytram tries to load: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:13:04] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^* 03SN (dev) article: 20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test
[13:13:47] * Bytram gets this from LHH:
[13:14:03] <Bytram> #request# GET https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:14:03] <Bytram> #request# GET http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:03] <Bytram> #request# GET http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:03] <Bytram> GET /sub/class1/server/ca/MGQwYjBAMD4wPDAJBgUrDgMCGgUABBRlaIdPQHUPAWo0dWJeH1yT5aJtWAQU60I00Jiwq5%2F0G2sI98xkLu8OLEUCAxD34qIeMBwwGgYJKwYBBQUHMAEEBA0wCwYJKwYBBQUHMAEB
[13:14:06] <Bytram> #request# POST http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:08] <Bytram> GET /sub/class1/server/ca/MGQwYjBAMD4wPDAJBgUrDgMCGgUABBRlaIdPQHUPAWo0dWJeH1yT5aJtWAQU60I00Jiwq5%2F0G2sI98xkLu8OLEUCAxD34qIeMBwwGgYJKwYBBQUHMAEEBA0wCwYJKwYBBQUHMAEB
[13:14:11] <crutchy> ~link geanie
[13:14:11] <Bytram> #request# POST http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:12] <exec> └─ "geanie" not found
[13:14:13] <Bytram> POST /sub/class1/server/ca 0d0b0@0>0<0 +
[13:14:15] <crutchy> aww
[13:14:17] <Bytram> #request# GET http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:20] <Bytram> GET /sub/class1/server/ca/MGQwYjBAMD4wPDAJBgUrDgMCGgUABBRlaIdPQHUPAWo0dWJeH1yT5aJtWAQU60I00Jiwq5%2F0G2sI98xkLu8OLEUCAxD34qIeMBwwGgYJKwYBBQUHMAEEBA0wCwYJKwYBBQUHMAEB
[13:14:23] <Bytram> #request# POST http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:26] <Bytram> #request# GET http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:28] <Bytram> GET /sub/class1/server/ca/MGQwYjBAMD4wPDAJBgUrDgMCGgUABBRlaIdPQHUPAWo0dWJeH1yT5aJtWAQU60I00Jiwq5%2F0G2sI98xkLu8OLEUCAxD34qIeMBwwGgYJKwYBBQUHMAEEBA0wCwYJKwYBBQUHMAEB
[13:14:31] <Bytram> #request# POST http://ocsp.startssl.com
[13:14:33] <Bytram> POST /sub/class1/server/ca 0d0b0@0>0<0 +
[13:15:00] <crutchy> ~link i_dream_of_geanie https://www.youtube.com
[13:15:01] <exec> └─ i_dream_of_geanie => https://www.youtube.com
[13:15:46] <Bytram> ~link dev https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:15:48] <exec> └─ dev => https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:15:54] <Bytram> ~link dev
[13:15:57] <exec> └─ dev => https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:16:08] <Bytram> ~link
[13:16:11] <exec> syntax to search: ~link %search%, set: ~link %id% %content%, delete: ~link %id% -
[13:16:11] <exec> can't use pipe (|) char, %id% can't contain spaces, but %content% can, %search% is a regexp pattern
[13:16:12] <exec> will return a list of one or more %id% => %content% if %search% matches either %id% or %content%
[13:17:08] <crutchy> hmm. looks like we didn't get any bites from konomi. maybe she doesn't believe in the easter bunny
[13:17:15] <Bytram> hmmm, and then I need to copy/paste a link it finds?
[13:17:46] <chromas> aha! I wasn't stripping after the loop
[13:17:48] <crutchy> in hexchat just right click a link and click open
[13:17:56] <crutchy> oh
[13:18:04] <chromas> in some terminals you can ctrl+click links
[13:18:31] <chromas> her fox boxed the bunny
[13:19:07] <Bytram> easter teaser: reseat eaters
[13:19:21] <crutchy> lol
[13:19:22] <crutchy> <WikiRC> [[Special:Log/newusers]] create * EnriqueSupple * New user account
[13:19:24] <exec> 13wiki: get_text=section not found
[13:19:34] <crutchy> derp
[13:19:38] <Bytram> ~define asteer
[13:19:38] <crutchy> stupid bot
[13:19:45] <exec> [wiktionary] 03asteer: asteer (not comparable)
[13:20:27] <crutchy> dammit. i think i gotta listen to that genie song one more time
[13:21:08] <Bytram> easter teaser: asteer == reseat eaters
[13:21:35] * Bytram thinks he's anagrammed that one for all it's worth ;)
[13:22:40] * janrinok thought that Bytram was going for a sleep....?
[13:23:24] <crutchy> sleep is for the weak :p
[13:23:43] <crutchy> hmm. need a macro for that
[13:24:15] <crutchy> .macro .sleep * privmsg sleep is for the weak
[13:24:16] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".sleep" and PRIVMSG command template "sleep is for the weak" saved
[13:25:18] <Bytram> that was the plan, but a neighbor started a load of laundry... churn churn churn rumble rumble rumble urg.
[13:25:59] * Bytram is trying to get things out of my head and into the hands of those who can do something about them so that I can get some testing done on the new release
[13:26:10] * crutchy has a day off tomorrow (thanks to the easter bunny) so i can annoy you guys for a bit longer than usual :D
[13:26:51] <janrinok> she was saying the same about noises coming from your computer.....
[13:26:58] <crutchy> Bytram, if you need any help with some test scripting i don't mind trying to help out where i can
[13:27:17] <Bytram> crutchy: I'd really appreciate that!
[13:27:30] <crutchy> as long as php wackery hackery is adequate
[13:27:42] <janrinok> crutchy: we look forward to your company tomorrow :)
[13:28:18] <crutchy> :D
[13:29:41] <Bytram> things that I've found that can be problematic: (1) can't post duplicate comments: need to 'uniqueify' them with, say, a date/time stamp; (2) if a test fails (e.g. a comment doesn't post), we need to be able to see that: suggests a 'normal, intro comment' and then a child comment containing the actual test (3) programmatic generation would be a HUGE help!
[13:30:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UberX Driver Arrested for Trying to Burglarize Passenger's House - http://sylnt.us - proactive-sharing-economy
[13:31:41] <Bytram> e.g. to test all chars from 0x01 through 0x7f, entered as: [plain-text | &#nnn; | &#xhhh;] with subranges of, say, 16 chars per test; with, and without a separator character (e.g. space)
[13:31:42] <exec> test
[13:32:32] janrinok is now known as janrinok|afk
[13:32:44] <Bytram> I can create the test data programatically, but automating the submitting of them would be *sweet*
[13:34:04] <Bytram> hmmm, we might even be able to make use of the "#qa" channel?
[13:34:57] <Bytram> afk - back in 5m or so
[13:35:23] <Bytram> http://arstechnica.com
[13:35:24] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[13:35:30] <Bytram> !woop
[13:35:30] <Bender> woop woop woop (\/) (;,,;) (\/)
[13:36:05] <Bytram> chromas++
[13:36:05] <Bender> karma - chromas: 92
[13:36:46] <chromas> hm
[13:36:49] <chromas> wasn't me
[13:37:22] <chromas> it's magical
[13:37:34] <chromas> I do have an update but it causes an infinite loop sometimes for no reason
[13:37:40] * chromas bangs head
[13:42:06] <crutchy> kids and their new age music
[13:43:34] <Bytram> lol
[13:44:02] <Bytram> http://sylnt.us
[13:44:03] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03var forbes = forbes || {};forbes.gtm = {dfp_site : "fdc.forbes",dfp_zone : "pictures"} (function (){window.displayedChannel = 'technology';window.displayedSection = 'ewanspenceblog';// Check if welcome ad is not disabledif(typeof forbes !== "undefined" typeof forbes.js_options !== "undefined" !forbes.js_options.welcome_ad_disable ){var midnight = new Date(),offset = -4 // if offset is not set, by default...
[13:44:45] * Bytram copied that from #rss-bot -- shortened links there are not helpful
[13:45:20] <crutchy> maybe a shortened url constructed from the title text?
[13:45:32] * crutchy could adapt o.my.to
[13:45:33] <Bytram> idunno
[13:46:12] * crutchy codes to the jeannie song
[13:46:15] <crutchy> (on repeat)
[13:49:27] <crutchy> tea++
[13:49:27] <Bender> karma - tea: 441
[14:29:59] * Bytram just checked the Pale Moon Forums: http://forum.palemoon.org
[14:30:00] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Pale Moon forum Index page
[14:30:09] <Bytram> did not find a match on a search for "startcom"
[14:31:21] <Bytram> is anyone else received certificate problems trying to load pages on dev; e.g.: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[14:31:21] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^* 03SN (dev) article: 20150405a - Yet Another UTF-8 test
[14:31:52] * Bytram is using PM: Version: 25.3.1 (Atom/WinXP)
[14:37:48] <chromas> =restart
[14:37:49] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[14:38:31] <chromas> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:38:33] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[14:38:44] <chromas> =dump .titles.strip
[14:38:44] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[14:39:08] <chromas> =set .titles.strip// utm_.*=
[14:39:08] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[14:39:10] <chromas> http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:39:10] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03A rare LHC tour—avoiding radiation to see scientific history up close | Ars Technica ( http://arstechnica.com )
[14:39:13] <chromas> :D
[14:40:31] <Bytram> chromas++
[14:40:31] <Bender> karma - chromas: 93
[14:40:42] <Bytram> !whoup chromas
[14:40:42] <Bender> uppers of chromas are: crutchy: 72, Bytram: 6, Subsentient: 4, TheMightyBuzzard: 3, JamesNZ: 3, geotti: 2, monopoly: 2, arti: 2, mechanicjay: 1, exec: 1, prospectable: 1, crutchy_: 1, n1: 1, mrcoolbp: 1, xlefay: 1, Ashbentiel: 1, dogfart: 1, nick: 1, prospectacle: 1, stderr: 1, Ethanol-fueled: 1, aqu4: 1
[14:40:53] <Bytram> !whodown chromas
[14:40:53] <Bender> downers of chromas are: chromas: -6, TheMightyBuzzard: -3, Bytram: -1, monopoly: -1, chr: -1, ar: -1, ctl: -1, \windows\system32: -1
[14:41:02] <Bytram> moi?
[14:41:09] <chromas> ~first nick=Ashbentiel message=chromas++
[14:41:11] <exec> 03Query failed, faggot! ERROR: invalid regular expression: quantifier operand invalid
[14:41:16] <chromas> ~first nick=Ashbentiel message=chromas\+\+
[14:41:19] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[14:41:28] <chromas> hm
[14:42:09] <chromas> Bytram+
[14:42:12] <chromas> Bytram++
[14:42:12] <Bender> karma - bytram: 51
[14:42:14] <chromas> paulej72++
[14:42:14] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 136
[14:42:33] <paulej72> what I do :)
[14:42:54] <chromas> fixed the cert issue :D
[14:43:04] <chromas> ~last nick=Bytram message=chromas\-\-
[14:43:07] <exec> 03[2014-07-05 01:53:4] #Soylent <Bytram> chromas--
[14:43:34] <chromas> ~last nick=chromas until=2014-07-05 01:53:4
[14:43:37] <exec> 03[2014-07-05 01:52:4] #Soylent <chromas> and change the logo/slogan too: Soylent News is beta!
[14:43:47] <chromas> sql++
[14:43:47] <Bender> karma - sql: -2
[14:44:01] <chromas> crutchy++
[14:44:01] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 149
[14:44:17] * chromas applies grayscale theme
[14:44:36] <Bytram> paulej72++
[14:44:36] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 137
[14:44:37] <Bytram> paulej72++
[14:44:37] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 138
[14:44:38] <Bytram> paulej72++
[14:44:38] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 139
[14:44:43] <Bytram> paulej72++
[14:44:43] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 140
[14:45:18] <chromas> Bytram++
[14:45:18] <chromas> Bytram++
[14:45:18] <chromas> Bytram++
[14:45:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 52
[14:45:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 53
[14:45:19] <Bender> karma - bytram: 54
[14:45:32] <crutchy> ~shorten http://arstechnica.com
[14:45:34] <exec> <html><head><title>o.my.to</title></head><body><a href="http://o.my.to/a_rare_lhc_touravoiding_radiation_to_see_scientific_history_up_close__ars_technica">http://o.my.to/a_rare_lhc_touravoiding_radiation_to_see_scientific_history_up_close__ars_technica</a></body></html>
[14:45:44] <crutchy> :/
[14:46:44] <crutchy> ~shorten http://arstechnica.com
[14:46:46] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:47:02] <chromas> chocolate_headache--
[14:47:02] <Bender> karma - chocolate_headache: -2
[14:47:18] <crutchy> shortened url isn't much shorter :/
[14:47:41] <crutchy> but on the plus side it has none of that tracking shit
[14:47:48] <chromas> it just needs to strip off stuff like utm_source= etc
[14:47:55] <chromas> crutchy++
[14:47:55] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 150
[14:47:59] * Bytram no want short; /me want final, destination URL after all redirects, and without any tracking fluff
[14:48:06] <Bytram> crutchy++
[14:48:06] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 151
[14:48:32] <chromas> =dump .titles.strip
[14:48:33] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[14:48:51] <chromas> =del .titles.strip/4
[14:48:51] <WebScaleCloudBot> k
[14:50:13] <crutchy> ~shorten http://arstechnica.com
[14:50:14] <exec> http://o.my.to`
[14:50:20] <crutchy> derp
[14:50:23] * Bytram needs nappy before visting relatives.
[14:50:30] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
[14:50:39] <Bytram|away> paulej72++ # for fixing cert issues on dev
[14:50:39] <Bender> karma - paulej72: 141
[14:50:51] <Bytram|away> crutchy++
[14:50:51] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 152
[14:50:57] <Bytram|away> chromas++
[14:50:57] <Bender> karma - chromas: 94
[14:51:03] <Bytram|away> janrinok++
[14:51:03] <Bender> karma - janrinok: 26
[14:51:22] * Bytram|away looks at his 50 open tabs and cringes
[14:51:48] <crutchy> ~shorten http://arstechnica.com
[14:51:51] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:52:04] <crutchy> need a url with a redirect for testing
[14:52:53] <crutchy> ~shorten http://www.google.com.au
[14:52:55] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:53:00] <Bytram|away> http://sylnt.us
[14:53:02] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03Boffins: Large Hadron Collider now movin', we're getting down and crush grovin' • The Register ( http://www.theregister.co.uk )
[14:53:22] <Bytram|away> and with that, have a great day everyone!
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[14:53:39] <chromas> Happy nappy Bytram
[14:53:55] <chromas> ~shorten http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:53:59] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:54:10] <mrcool> lol
[14:54:37] <chromas> mrcoolbp++
[14:54:37] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 47
[14:55:00] <chromas> Archer++
[14:55:00] <Bender> karma - archer: 3
[14:55:03] <mrcool> chromas: did you read my guitar feedback notes from last night?
[14:56:02] <chromas> I skimmed it. Made a feedback loop in reaper but it's not fast enough so it sounds 'digital'
[14:56:54] <mrcool> hah
[14:57:17] <crutchy> ~shorten http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:57:21] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:57:26] <chromas> Especially in wine
[14:58:16] <mrcool> chromas: I didn't even consider the latency issue, I'm gonna say that it would take many years and a few audio geniuses to even attempt doing what you describe
[14:58:36] <mrcool> and it will still suck
[14:59:38] <crutchy> ~shorten http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[14:59:39] <chromas> Maybe if it was all integrated in one filter with inputs for steering delay, attenuation, etc
[14:59:41] <exec> http://o.my.to
[14:59:51] <crutchy> derp
[15:00:23] <chromas> Does the pickup directly pickup the speaker alone or do the strings contribute?
[15:00:39] <crutchy> ~shorten http://feeds.arstechnica.com
[15:00:44] <exec> http://o.my.to
[15:00:56] <crutchy> thas bettererer
[15:01:01] <crutchy> stupid emdash
[15:01:17] <janrinok|afk> hi mrcool
[15:01:18] <ciri> g'day janrinok|afk
[15:01:28] <chromas> Ooh is it using the page title?
[15:01:34] <crutchy> yup
[15:01:37] <mrcool> hey janrinok|afk
[15:01:45] <janrinok|afk> having a good day off?
[15:02:08] * chromas has no idea what happened to his title-in-url detector
[15:02:10] <mrcool> chromas: both pickups and strings
[15:02:16] <mrcool> and sympathetic vibrations!
[15:02:42] <mrcool> sometimes I hit my guitar to add/change the feedback
[15:02:53] <mrcool> sometimes I literally blow on the strings
[15:03:03] <chromas> Sounds like something for wavehammer
[15:03:05] * janrinok|afk naughty guitar!
[15:03:08] <mrcool> heh
[15:03:16] <mrcool> my guitar takes a lot of abuse
[15:03:18] <chromas> Spank it
[15:03:24] <janrinok|afk> steady chromas
[15:03:27] <chromas> Bender: grab mrcool
[15:03:27] <Bender> Added quote 469
[15:03:29] * mrcool is pretty dirty with the whamy bar
[15:03:37] <mrcool> grab that!
[15:03:38] <mrcool> hah
[15:03:44] <mrcool> nograb
[15:03:55] <crutchy> if you wanna use the shortener for anything, adapt this code to curl or whatever: https://github.com
[15:03:56] <WebScaleCloudBot> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/lib_http.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub
[15:03:59] <chromas> ~last nick= mrcool type=action
[15:04:03] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 15:03:2] #Soylent -*- mrcool is pretty dirty with the whamy bar
[15:04:04] <chromas> Bender: grab exec
[15:04:04] <Bender> Added quote 470
[15:04:08] <chromas> >:D
[15:04:12] <crutchy> only two post params
[15:04:12] <mrcool> arg
[15:04:26] <crutchy> haha
[15:04:29] <crutchy> pwned
[15:04:32] <mrcool> totally
[15:05:28] <crutchy> !quote 468
[15:05:28] <Bender> Quote 468 - <mrcoolbp> that tube goes in your mouth
[15:05:53] <chromas> !quote hurt
[15:05:53] <Bender> Quote 204 - <TheMightyBuzzard> or maybe it wants a taco and a beer. who knows. information about information is too meta and hurts my head.
[15:05:57] <Bender> Also in quotes: 205
[15:06:51] * crutchy turns off the repeating i dream of jeannie theme since its starting to hurt his head
[15:07:47] <chromas> ~define gil
[15:07:51] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Gil: awesome name. Gil is someone that is smart, handsome, and hilarious. Pretty much the best name ever!!!
[15:08:25] <crutchy> would be nice to be able to change my bot's nick. exec is pretty lame, but its fixed in a constant and it would be a pita to change all references to it :/
[15:08:51] <chromas> People love it when bot games change
[15:09:15] <chromas> =nick botgames
[15:09:15] WebScaleCloudBot is now known as botgames
[15:19:25] * mrcool hates it when the botnames change...
[15:25:24] <mrcool> janrinok: I Just woke up, but it should be a good day
[15:25:33] <mrcool> janrinok|afk ^
[15:37:50] <mrcool> hmm, need a "department" for a story on Tesla rolling out self-driving features to get an edge in the emerging electric vehicle market
[15:38:01] <mrcool> chromas crtuchy any ideas?
[15:38:25] <mrcool> need something better then the following:
[15:38:25] <mrcool> Elon-Musk-is-so-hot-right-now
[15:38:33] <crutchy> lol
[15:38:33] <mrcool> highway-cruisin'
[15:38:57] <crutchy> how about from the-first-law-of-robotics dept.?
[15:38:57] <ciri> not sure
[15:39:04] <mrcool> may-not-be-flying-but-meh-I'll-take-it
[15:39:28] <crutchy> or some kind of knightrider reference
[15:39:51] <mrcool> crutchy: actually first-law is kinda relevant
[15:40:14] <mrcool> mentions the potential for harm and consequences for Telsa in the article
[15:40:19] <mrcool> I'll go with that
[15:40:20] <mrcool> thanks
[15:40:27] <crutchy> from the elon-musk-is-no-david-hasselhof dept. :p
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[15:40:34] <mrcool> hey TLA
[15:40:40] <crutchy> g'day TLA
[15:40:41] <ciri> howdy crutchy
[15:42:15] * mrcool loved knightRider though
[15:43:30] <mrcool> lol knight rider intro video shows the speedometer rocketitng up to a staggering 38 mph
[15:44:11] <paulej72> city streets
[15:44:19] <mrcool> hold-on-for-dear-life dept.
[15:44:41] <mrcool> brb coffee
[15:44:42] <ciri> ... mrcool
[15:45:29] <paulej72> only one turbo boost per episode
[15:46:13] <mrcool> heh
[15:59:10] <TLA> mornin'
[15:59:53] <TLA> is that the classic KR or the new one?
[16:01:59] <TLA> there's no beating the 82 Trans Am with the Larson scanner.
[16:02:17] <TLA> (I'm building a Larson scanner for my bike!)
[16:02:22] <paulej72> classic
[16:04:40] <TLA> that show saved Pontiac...
[16:05:15] <TLA> oyg, time for an op-ed on Knight Rider :D
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[16:17:30] <crutchy> g'day BadCoderFinger
[16:17:59] <BadCoderFinger> Hey crutchy! How are you?
[16:27:39] <crutchy> not too bad
[16:27:44] <crutchy> i just realised the time
[16:27:49] <crutchy> ~time
[16:27:51] <exec> Monday, 6 April 2015 @ 2:27 am GMT+10 - Melbourne VIC
[16:28:09] * crutchy sighs
[16:28:20] <crutchy> i'm doing a mrcoolbp
[16:28:24] <BadCoderFinger> You're in Melbourne?
[16:28:43] <crutchy> traralgon
[16:28:49] <crutchy> south east of melbourne
[16:29:04] <BadCoderFinger> Nice. Bit early there, heh.
[16:29:23] <crutchy> yeah. time to hit the sack methinks
[16:29:34] <BadCoderFinger> Getting close to winter there. How bad are the winters?
[16:29:42] <crutchy> got the day off tomorrow though so i'll be back to haunt you guys in a few hours :p
[16:29:47] <crutchy> winters not so bad
[16:29:52] <crutchy> usually rainy
[16:29:58] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, alright then. Have a good nap!
[16:30:06] <crutchy> can get cold but no snow down where i am
[16:30:15] <crutchy> cheers mate o/
[16:33:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Vanity License Plates and Freedom of Speech - http://sylnt.us - lemme-say-whut-i-want
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[16:54:45] <TLA> op-ed up on journal: https://soylentnews.org Knight Rider =or= How A TV Show Saved A Car Company
[16:54:46] <botgames> ^ 03SN journal Knight Rider =or= How A TV Show Saved A Car Company 04(0 comments)
[17:26:19] * mrcool is buys Talos Principle on Steam, demo was freaking awesome
[17:26:27] <mrcool> it's on 50% off BTW till tomorrow
[17:27:04] janrinok|afk is now known as janrinok
[17:27:04] <janrinok> hello
[17:27:05] <ciri> o/ janrinok
[17:27:33] <mrcool> TLA: you'd have to be an ED to do an OP Ed =p
[17:27:37] <janrinok> there was a long lag between me changing my nick and it appearing on the screen... oo er?
[17:28:26] <mrcool> not sure janrinok
[17:28:29] mrcool is now known as mrcoolbp
[17:28:47] <mrcoolbp> happened immediately for me, might be your internet? How long a lag are we talking?
[17:28:52] <janrinok> yours changed quickly enough - must be at my end
[17:28:59] <janrinok> over 30 seconds
[17:29:22] <mrcoolbp> prolly just lag
[17:29:25] <janrinok> seems to be working ok now
[17:29:31] <janrinok> yeah, you OK?
[17:30:01] <mrcoolbp> I'm good, my day off
[17:30:12] <mrcoolbp> long one yesterday, but happy to just relax today
[17:30:13] <janrinok> hope you are enjoying it to the full
[17:30:17] <mrcoolbp> am
[17:30:22] <mrcoolbp> buying a new game to mess with
[17:30:29] <mrcoolbp> sick puzzle game
[17:30:36] <mrcoolbp> reminds me of Portal
[17:31:09] <janrinok> idk portal, but I'll take your word for it :)
[17:31:13] <mrcoolbp> ?
[17:31:43] <janrinok> Portal?
[17:31:44] <mrcoolbp> wow okay: https://www.youtube.com
[17:31:45] <botgames> ^ 03Portal Teaser Trailer - YouTube
[17:31:56] <janrinok> looking
[17:33:52] <janrinok> you are going to have fun with that!
[17:34:18] <mrcoolbp> that game is from 10 years ago
[17:34:32] <mrcoolbp> this is what I'm downloading now: https://www.google.com
[17:34:35] <janrinok> I've not seen that before
[17:34:40] <mrcoolbp> sorry for the google url
[17:34:50] <mrcoolbp> here's the naked one: https://www.youtube.com
[17:34:51] <botgames> ^ 03Talos Principle - Launch Trailer - YouTube
[17:36:38] <janrinok> the graphics over the last 10-15 years have improved to become almost realistic
[17:36:47] <mrcoolbp> aye, leaps and bounds
[17:37:25] <mrcoolbp> I don't even have a decent gfx card in this system, and it's running Talos without issue (despite warning that my system didn't meet min reqs)
[17:37:36] <mrcoolbp> janrinok: the story queue is full till tomorrow morning so enjoy your easter = )
[17:37:44] <mrcoolbp> only 3am uts, but meh I tried
[17:37:48] <mrcoolbp> utc
[17:38:28] <janrinok> thanks for that - you enjoy yours too
[17:39:17] <janrinok> what are your plans for the rest of today - apart from Talos
[17:41:07] <mrcoolbp> just relaxing, don't think I have anything pressing on my todo list, so I'm just going to actually take a day off
[17:41:15] <mrcoolbp> maybe clean the house a bit = )
[17:41:55] <janrinok> sounds good. Its early evening here, S is now in bed, so I'm upgrading the software on one of my computers.
[17:41:57] <TLA> it's an op-non-ed then ;) I think I'll take tomorrow and do the ed training
[17:42:14] <janrinok> TLA - I'll be here
[17:42:28] <TLA> :)
[17:42:42] <janrinok> any time particularly good for you?
[17:42:48] <mrcoolbp> TLA: I'm avail today, but only have a little time later tomorrow evening (EST)
[17:43:07] <mrcoolbp> janrinok: he should already have a dev account with ed privs btw
[17:43:17] <janrinok> I've only got an hour or so of my day left on here, the end of the day for me
[17:43:30] <janrinok> mrcoolbp: thx
[17:43:40] <TLA> my circadian rhythm is completely messed up at the minute, it'll likely be afternoon//evening BST
[17:43:54] <janrinok> TLA: that work's well for me
[17:44:19] <janrinok> have you done any / much training so far?
[17:44:24] <TLA> my body says that's breakfast time...
[17:44:48] <janrinok> I always feel tired....
[17:44:58] <TLA> not logged in to the dev server yet... perhaps I should try it now while I got troubleshooters here in case things don't work
[17:45:14] <mrcoolbp> aye
[17:45:19] <janrinok> mrcoolbp: that reminds me, Weds/Thurs I've got an overnight stay in hospital so I will not be around much
[17:45:34] <mrcoolbp> okay, I have wednesday off, I'll keep an eye out
[17:45:38] <mrcoolbp> be well jan
[17:45:39] <ciri> broke the seal? mrcoolbp
[17:45:46] <janrinok> TLA: have you read the ed blurb on the wiki?
[17:47:01] <janrinok> TLA: http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[17:47:01] <botgames> ^✓ 03Wiki: Editing Process ( http://wiki.soylentnews.org )
[17:47:02] <TLA> yep, will revisit it tomorrow. Good news, the login works :)
[17:47:12] <mrcoolbp> yay
[17:47:13] <janrinok> that's always a bonus...!
[17:47:52] * mrcoolbp doesn't like changing people's passwords manually, makes him feel dirty
[17:48:03] <janrinok> go wash your hands
[17:48:16] <TLA> haha... that's ok, I've changed it now
[17:48:37] <mrcoolbp> good
[17:49:04] <janrinok> time for my cup of tea....
[17:49:08] <janrinok> tea++
[17:49:08] <Bender> karma - tea: 442
[17:50:20] <mrcoolbp> hehe: http://soylentnews.org
[17:50:21] <botgames> ^ 03SN journal Knight Rider =or= How A TV Show Saved A Car Company 04(0 comments)
[17:51:11] <mrcoolbp> TLA: there's still time to link to your journal entry from the story I ran, though they aren't directly related....
[17:51:22] <mrcoolbp> might be better to do in the comments
[17:51:56] <mrcoolbp> TLA: this was original submision: http://soylentnews.org
[17:51:56] <botgames> ^ 0304SN Submission by CoolHand: The Tesla Factor and Self Driving Cars
[17:52:30] <mrcoolbp> set to go out at 22:38 UTC
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[17:55:12] <TLA> actually, from an autopilot perspective it can link in as "famous prior art" to illustrate (I think) just how far it still needs to go before we can really say "here's a car that drives itself without rails".
[17:55:47] <TLA> I mean, KITT was more than a Blaupunkt with attitude
[17:58:08] <mrcoolbp> TLA: work up an intro line for me and I'll consider throwing a link to your journal in the story = p
[18:00:51] <TLA> Carpooling with your car: Hands off, garage to parking space, with scintillating conversation. <-could almost be a Haiku, lemme roll that around...
[18:02:25] <mrcoolbp> if it's a haiku, writeup the html code for me and pastebin that shite!
[18:02:26] <TLA> Hands off, garage to parking space, with scintillating conversation. <-comma split - it's a Haiku!
[18:03:18] <TLA> ok it's an odd one - 2/6/9, but yeah :)
[18:04:00] <mrcoolbp> does that count?
[18:04:12] <mrcoolbp> I thought it had to be 3/5/3 or something
[18:04:16] <mrcoolbp> maybe a 7 in there?
[18:04:28] <mrcoolbp> https://en.wikipedia.org
[18:04:29] <botgames> ^ 03Wiki: Haiku
[18:04:43] <mrcoolbp> "in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively
[18:04:56] <TLA> Haiku should be 5/7/5, total 17, I freeformed it.
[18:05:23] * mrcoolbp whacks TLA with a chopstick
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[18:06:47] <TLA> Domo arigato.
[18:07:06] <mrcoolbp> Nihongoga hanashimaska?
[18:08:40] <TLA> you did better than most ;)
[18:10:52] <TLA> I did some phrasebook learning years ago with the intention of going over there for holiday, that didn't pan out and now all I remember is a few snippets
[18:12:25] <TLA> still want to go to Kyoto
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[18:52:51] <janrinok> time to go - until tomorrow! bye
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[19:42:56] <everdred> f
[19:43:18] <everdred> Erm, yeah.
[20:05:45] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Novel Use of Ray Tracing in Building Design - http://sylnt.us - i-like-my-buildings-like-i-like-my-women-curvy
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[22:35:14] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:35:14] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1252
[22:36:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[22:36:50] <Bender> karma - tea: 443
[22:36:50] <JamesNZ> coffee--
[22:36:50] <Bender> karma - tea: 444
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[22:48:50] <crutchy> ~last channel=# nick=#ciri
[22:48:56] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[22:49:18] <crutchy> huh?
[22:49:30] <chromas> extra #
[22:49:37] <crutchy> oops
[22:49:39] <crutchy> :p
[22:49:49] <crutchy> i'm really not awake yet
[22:49:53] <crutchy> ~last channel=# nick=ciri
[22:49:58] <exec> 03[2015-04-05 22:47:0] # <ciri> chromas: Haha, i need to rub it in chocolate-flavored syrup because bananas taste like coffee.
[22:50:17] <crutchy> ~link jeannie
[22:50:19] <chromas> coffee++ with bananas #for crutchy
[22:50:19] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1253
[22:50:20] <exec> └─ i_dream_of_geanie/genie/jeannie => https://www.youtube.com
[22:52:12] <crutchy> .macro .jeannie * privmsg https://www.youtube.com
[22:52:12] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".jeannie" and PRIVMSG command template "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf_YZl5Upr8" saved
[22:52:19] <crutchy> .jeannie
[22:52:39] <crutchy> or not
[22:56:15] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, good morning!
[22:56:16] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[23:08:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Tesla Factor and Self Driving Cars - http://sylnt.us - first-law-of-robotics
[23:20:41] <crutchy> no konomi thismorning either
[23:20:57] <crutchy> .relays
[23:20:58] <exec> 13 no channel relays currently active
[23:25:44] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[23:58:28] * SpallsHurgenson worries that the Empire may soon discover the location of the hidden Rebel base!
[23:59:04] <chromas> it's okay, we moved it
[23:59:56] <chromas> and like corporate password policies, changing it increases our safety even though they didn't find us before