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[00:11:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crystal Studies Reveal Malaria's Weak Spots - http://sylnt.us
[00:11:38] -!- SpallsHurgenson [SpallsHurgenson!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[00:15:14] <SpallsHurgenson> damnationalley77
[00:15:28] <SpallsHurgenson> gad durn it! that's not the password field!!!!!
[00:16:30] <chromas> all I saw was damnationalley77
[00:17:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I swear, everytime I go to type a password, the IRC window jumps to the foreground. It's like it knows :)
[00:17:55] <crutchy> yeah i hate it when that happens
[00:18:10] <crutchy> not sure how many times i typed passwords in here
[00:18:32] <crutchy> changing them all afterwards is a pain in the butt
[00:19:30] <SpallsHurgenson> password changed! hah, take that IRC!
[00:20:00] <crutchy> i started using different passwords for things only after i used irc :p
[00:20:04] <SpallsHurgenson> ehn, since I never reuse a password its only a minor inconvenience
[00:21:20] <SpallsHurgenson> except for the damn wireless password... that's always a bitch to change since its so long and I gotta change it on all my devices :-/
[00:22:23] <crutchy> maybe make your wifi password something like 'pants--' and then nobody on irc will be the wiser
[00:22:38] <chromas> or poutine++
[00:22:55] <crutchy> we'd definitely be suspicious about that one
[00:22:57] <chromas> wait that's too suspicious
[00:23:11] <SpallsHurgenson> too short :)
[00:23:45] <swiss> wearing_pants--
[00:23:45] <Bender> karma - wearing_pants: -1
[00:23:46] <crutchy> natalie_portman++
[00:23:46] <Bender> karma - natalie_portman: 1
[00:24:11] <SpallsHurgenson> pants_are_rea11y_unnecessary+all-the-cool-kids_NEVER!_wear_any++
[00:25:15] <SpallsHurgenson> numbers, punctuation and letters, with mixed case /and/ its 64 characters long :)
[00:25:31] <crutchy> RFC8008135++
[00:25:31] <Bender> karma - rfc8008135: 10
[00:26:13] <crutchy> fat_porn_pigeons++
[00:26:13] <Bender> karma - fat_porn_pigeons: 4
[00:27:16] <swiss> SpallsHurgenson: where are the numbers
[00:27:35] <SpallsHurgenson> swiss: they are cunningly disguised :)
[00:27:48] <crutchy> his password is "numbers, punctuation and letters, with mixed case /and/ its 64 characters long :)"
[00:27:58] <swiss> oh
[00:28:02] <swiss> i see them now
[00:28:48] <Ethanol-fueled> you guys swear the NSA gives a fuck about your rantings and wants to KRAK your SECRIT passwords
[00:29:09] <crutchy> its just chromas we gotta worry about
[00:29:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Actually that's probably true. Alberto was featured in an ArsTechnica article today.
[00:29:14] <crutchy> he collects them
[00:29:33] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, chromas collects passwords
[00:30:12] <crutchy> wait, wha!?
[00:30:26] <crutchy> !g alberto ars technica
[00:30:27] <ciri> 1,210,000 results | 62000 movie download a result of poor travel planning - Ars Technica @ http://arstechnica.com | Bugs in Tor network used in attacks against ... - Ars Technica @ http://arstechnica.com | Netflix pays Verizon for network
[00:30:28] <ciri> connection to speed ... - Ars Technica @ http://arstechnica.com | FDA allows 23AndMe to use its genetic kits to test for ... - Ars Technica @ http://arstechnica.com | Alberto Silva (@silvaalbert77) | Twitter @
[00:30:29] <ciri> https://twitter.com
[00:30:46] <Ethanol-fueled> No, it's none of those.
[00:30:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Here, let me dig it up for you...
[00:31:10] <crutchy> is he really a cartel boss?
[00:31:16] * crutchy knew it
[00:31:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Article:
[00:31:19] <Ethanol-fueled> http://arstechnica.com
[00:31:19] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Bugs in Tor network used in attacks against underground markets | Ars Technica
[00:31:25] <Ethanol-fueled> Quote upcoming...
[00:31:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Using the reddit account name MEMGandalf, he claimed "Middle Earth and Agora are the focus of the most serious attack TOR has ever seen." He additionally reported that Middle Earth's operator had reported the flaw to Tor. (The bug report was opened under the name "alberto.") The attack raised the server's processor load to 100 percent utilization.
[00:32:07] <Ethanol-fueled> Your minds = officially blown.
[00:32:50] <crutchy> isn't "alberto" in mexico like "john" in england?
[00:33:04] <crutchy> s/england/western countries/
[00:33:04] <sedctl> <crutchy> isn't "alberto" in mexico like "john" in western countries?
[00:33:08] <SpallsHurgenson> <blink>
[00:33:22] <Ethanol-fueled> No crutchy, it's a little like "nigel" in Britbongistan
[00:33:35] <crutchy> ah
[00:33:55] <Ethanol-fueled> come to think of it, I've met tons of Mexicans throughout my lifetime, but never one named "Alberto"
[00:33:59] <crutchy> not that i know what that means :p
[00:34:23] <crutchy> you have to be a cartel boss to be named alberto
[00:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't know what a typical Aussie first name is.
[00:34:35] <Ethanol-fueled> Crocodile? Dundee?
[00:34:42] <crutchy> prolly something like 'dickhead'
[00:35:15] <crutchy> problem is regardless of your actual name, its almost ritual to come up with a nickname anyway
[00:35:48] <Ethanol-fueled> True 'dat.
[00:36:04] <crutchy> i think names like andrew are pretty popular
[00:36:12] <crutchy> prolly our pom heritage
[00:36:30] <crutchy> we're still queen's bitches after all
[00:36:34] <Ethanol-fueled> Wasn't there something on slashdot that suggested that you use the format FIRST_INITIAL + LAST_NAME?
[00:37:00] <crutchy> dunno
[00:37:13] <Ethanol-fueled> all usernames that look like legitimate names are immediately suspect.
[00:37:19] <Ethanol-fueled> Except Bennett Haselton.
[00:37:25] <crutchy> its common to add 'o' to the end of any name
[00:37:29] <Ethanol-fueled> or Soylent News' own Fake Bennet Hassleton.
[00:37:53] <drgibbon> yep, David -> Dave -> Davo is the progression
[00:38:54] <Ethanol-fueled> I didn't know "Bennett" was a Jewish name until I dated a Jewish woman whose last name was "Bennett."
[00:39:18] <Ethanol-fueled> cooked a mean brisket. Damn hunka meat must've been simmering in red wine sauce for hours.
[00:39:24] * Ethanol-fueled drools
[00:39:43] <crutchy> why did you cook her?
[00:39:58] <Ethanol-fueled> she made it. Sheeaw, like I can cook anything.
[00:40:03] <drgibbon> personal preferences
[00:40:42] <Ethanol-fueled> When a person cooks you a meat dish so perfect, and she offers you dipping sauce, you refuse it.
[00:41:00] <Ethanol-fueled> for accepting and using dipping sauce is an insult to perfectly-cooked meat.
[00:41:16] <crutchy> then you offer her some raw meat
[00:42:10] <chromas> meatslap
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[00:43:51] <Landon> mustard goes on any meat
[00:44:03] <Landon> and if you disagree, the door is over there
[00:44:03] <drgibbon> haha
[00:44:07] * crutchy had better go be a good house bitch and do some dishes
[00:48:15] <chromas> mustard++
[00:48:15] <Bender> karma - mustard: 2
[00:48:27] <chromas> horseradish--
[00:48:27] <Bender> karma - horseradish: -5
[00:48:33] <chromas> mustard_with_horseradish--
[00:48:33] <Bender> karma - mustard_with_horseradish: -1
[00:48:37] <Ethanol-fueled> landon++
[00:48:37] <Bender> karma - landon: 23
[00:49:14] <Ethanol-fueled> landon, nothing pisses me off more than a hamburger with thousand-island and ketchup with no mustard by default.
[00:49:38] <Ethanol-fueled> ketchup and mustard go together like pissing and the wind. It's a travesty to include one without the other.
[00:49:45] <Ethanol-fueled> horseradish++
[00:49:45] <Bender> karma - horseradish: -4
[00:50:16] <juggs> a good strong horseradish is a must with roast beef
[00:51:03] <crutchy> is horseradish a radish that has been shat on by a horse?
[00:51:35] <chromas> it's some shit that people ruin their meat with
[00:51:49] <juggs> no no, eaten by a horse and shat out crutchy
[00:52:02] <crutchy> ah
[00:52:11] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, it can be used to disguise bad meat, but used sparingly it provides kick.
[00:52:20] * crutchy prefers gravy with green and black whole peppercorns
[00:52:38] <chromas> disguies bad meat? I thought that's what mexicans invented hot sauce for
[00:52:41] <Ethanol-fueled> I wouldn't spread it over homemade briskey but I would spread it over everything else
[00:53:08] <crutchy> its what indians invented curry for
[00:53:23] <chromas> I'm a nut though; don't like coffee or colas either
[00:53:38] <crutchy> pepper_steak++
[00:53:38] <Bender> karma - pepper_steak: 2
[00:53:38] <Ethanol-fueled> chromas, and pretty much everytime you order anything vinaigrette at a restaurant.
[00:54:08] <chromas> I don't believe in restaurants. And if I don't believe in them, they can't hurt me anymore
[00:54:24] <chromas> all the sitting around, can't compute while waiting
[00:54:33] * NCommander finished recording episode 1
[00:54:37] <crutchy> they're just praying for decent food
[00:54:58] <juggs> episode 1 of what NC?
[00:55:02] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander, please don't be talking about star wars.
[00:55:11] <crutchy> NCommander, it doesn't have some annoying kid in a pod race does it?
[00:55:19] <chromas> Let's Play SoylentHack!
[00:56:00] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, crutchy: I was talking about SoylentNews, its history, and the state of gaming on Linux in general
[00:56:22] <Ethanol-fueled> That's cool. You scared me for a second.
[00:56:24] <crutchy> oh noes. you'll fire up the gamergaters again
[00:56:37] <chromas> #gategate
[00:57:15] <crutchy> NCommander, got a link handy?
[00:57:54] <NCommander> crutchy, I just finished recording it, I only have the intro video up and its unlisted until I've got a few episodes filmed
[00:57:59] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:00] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 => https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:09] <crutchy> #boxedfox > https://www.youtube.com
[00:58:10] <i_heart_beta> ^* 03Let's Play: NetHack (Introduction and Overview) - YouTube
[00:58:26] * crutchy just sent the link to konomi :p
[00:58:42] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncomander, I must say, you have a pretty pleasant voice compared to the other "let's play" guy on youtube.
[00:58:45] <chromas> =set .bots.prefixes/# exec
[00:58:45] <i_heart_beta> k
[00:59:28] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, this is NCommander's first nethack tutorial video thingy. thought you might be interested
[00:59:28] <chromas> doesn't he sound like Maddox sans hot sauce 'n' beef jerky?
[00:59:45] <Ethanol-fueled> What Maddox? Lester Maddox?
[01:00:16] <chromas> any Maddox
[01:00:24] <NCommander> I wish I had British Morgan Freeman's voice (aka juggs)
[01:00:50] <Ethanol-fueled> Ncommander is fluid, the official "lets play" guy is all like, "Unh Um Yum yeah, and Nyuh Nwe're gonna Nyum play Super Mario BrothersNYum"
[01:01:07] <NCommander> I do have a fair bit of ums, but I am trying to play a game and talk at the same time :)
[01:01:20] <Ethanol-fueled> Those are good ones though.
[01:01:35] * crutchy wonders how much it would cost to get david attenborough to do them
[01:01:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Confident, cheerful voice.
[01:01:47] <crutchy> hmm. is he even still alive?
[01:01:54] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, the staff and I were discussing doign a monthly livestream four hour block and such, or with members of our community
[01:02:08] <Ethanol-fueled> Not "I'm your condescending waiter" voice
[01:02:09] <crutchy> that would be cool
[01:02:10] * NCommander wonders how long I could have Ethanol-fueled on air before I'd have to mute him to keep it family friendly :)
[01:02:17] <crutchy> lol
[01:02:18] <ciri> hehehe
[01:02:34] * chromas waits with masturfully bated breath
[01:02:38] <crutchy> just autobeep certain words and it will be a constant beep
[01:03:04] <chromas> you mean like any time a black comedian is doing standup on tv
[01:03:08] <crutchy> could call it 'the morse code hour'
[01:03:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahahah
[01:03:24] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, best leave me out of it for now.
[01:03:47] <crutchy> nobody would be able to understand me anyway
[01:03:59] <chromas> they wanted to get you on, crutchy
[01:04:07] <Ethanol-fueled> My plan is to buy swag, wear it during an unofficial SN-themed porn, then secretly funnel the proceeds
[01:04:42] <chromas> SoylentSkews. Rated X
[01:05:12] <crutchy> soylentse.cx
[01:05:25] * chromas notes the emptiness in NCommander's yt channel :(
[01:05:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I can play nice and adhere to schedules. I'd be happy to have a good piece where nobody gets offended. But that would take effort, and I am drinking now.
[01:06:00] <crutchy> chromas, he should make some systemd rants... he'll be moar popular than pewdiepie then
[01:06:07] <NCommander> Ethanol-fueled, it won't be until the end of month
[01:06:12] <chromas> yeah but his views on systemd are rational
[01:06:19] <NCommander> crutchy, chromas: I got nerd sniped on systemd during the livestream
[01:06:25] <chromas> yeah that was me
[01:06:30] <chromas> :D
[01:06:30] <Ethanol-fueled> If I could be the resident Andrew Napolitano of this place and keep it politically correct, I'd be stoked.
[01:06:30] <crutchy> lmao
[01:06:58] <crutchy> just add "nvidia, fuck you!" to the end and everyone will be fine
[01:07:18] <chromas> slip in some anti-beta stuff too
[01:07:21] * chromas rolls the dice
[01:07:38] <NCommander> Honestly, by far the biggest issue I have with systemd is the refusal to make it platform independent and the fact the entire login stack is growing to depend on it
[01:08:47] <chromas> I think it's funny people who hate systemd still want guhnome 3
[01:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, scepticism of the official narrative is something I think this community agrees with...or do you know something more that you can't tell us without being disappeared?
[01:09:36] <crutchy> systemd was really developed by the NSA
[01:09:51] <takyon> big stuxnet for you
[01:11:32] <Ethanol-fueled> If any Linux distro was compromised, it was Ubuntu. It was the first distro to empower idiots like me to show up Mac users and Alienware buyers' nedlessly expensive hardware.
[01:11:45] <crutchy> konomi checking out ncommanders youtube
[01:11:58] <NCommander> ?
[01:12:15] * crutchy is looking forward to seeing the new video dude
[01:12:23] <crutchy> sounds really interesting
[01:12:36] <crutchy> she's oin freenode
[01:13:09] <chromas> all the history and sidenotes and stuff was pretty interesting during the stream. I thought it was the best part
[01:13:36] <NCommander> crutchy, did you see the intro video?
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[01:13:48] <crutchy> i watched the nethack one yeah
[01:13:53] * NCommander is going to post the intro and episode one on Monday, then 2 on Wednesday, 3 on Friday
[01:14:07] <crutchy> is there another?
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[01:14:09] <NCommander> I'm editing episode 1 right now
[01:14:14] <crutchy> ~link NCommander
[01:14:15] <NCommander> I'll upload it as unlisted
[01:14:16] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 => https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:28] <NCommander> That should really be Nethack0
[01:14:28] * crutchy checks out channel
[01:14:33] <crutchy> ah
[01:14:35] <chromas> episode 1: the phantom soylent
[01:14:53] <NCommander> ok, Audacity is done processing the audio
[01:14:54] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:56] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack => https://www.youtube.com
[01:14:58] * NCommander edits out the sampling pause
[01:14:58] <crutchy> shit
[01:15:02] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack0 https://www.youtube.com
[01:15:03] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack0 => https://www.youtube.com
[01:15:17] <chromas> (ping ping ping)
[01:15:32] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack -
[01:15:34] <exec> └─ deleted NCommander/Youtube/Nethack
[01:15:34] <crutchy> sorry dude
[01:15:39] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1
[01:15:41] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 => https://www.youtube.com
[01:15:42] <crutchy> fuck
[01:15:47] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 -
[01:15:49] <exec> └─ deleted NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1
[01:15:58] <chromas> one ping. one ping only
[01:16:01] <crutchy> should only be one now
[01:16:09] <crutchy> ~link nc
[01:16:10] <exec> └─ "nc" not found
[01:16:18] <crutchy> ~link NCommander
[01:16:22] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack0 => https://www.youtube.com
[01:16:33] <crutchy> hmm. didn't realise it was case sensitive
[01:16:48] <takyon> don't forget to turn on auto captions
[01:20:16] <NCommander> takyon, I have it on but I will likely go through and and fix them to be real subtiles
[01:20:34] * NCommander lives near a huge deaf community and is quite sensitive to ADA issues
[01:21:04] * chromas turns on the fluoride
[01:21:18] <takyon> that's accessible of you
[01:21:29] * crutchy has forgotten his google password :(
[01:21:31] <Ethanol-fueled> that sound awesome, NCommander
[01:21:56] <Ethanol-fueled> just be sure to look 'em in the eye and make those popping sounds with your mouth when you talk to 'em
[01:22:21] <crutchy> like the bushman from 'the gods must be crazy'?
[01:23:43] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, modern deaf communication requires other input. Avoiding eye contact is faux pas, and when conveying your message skilled communicators utilize oral plosives in sync with hand gestures.
[01:24:30] <Ethanol-fueled> if you didn't know better you'd think one was spitting in the other's face.
[01:27:04] * crutchy is reminded of milo kerrigan from full frontal
[01:27:47] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:27:47] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Modern Etiquette with Rosanne Chapel feat. Milo Kerrigan - YouTube
[01:30:46] <Ethanol-fueled> NCommander, there is a "little people" community nearby
[01:31:06] <Ethanol-fueled> The dwellings have shorter ceilings and all that.
[01:34:07] * NCommander finishes editing
[01:35:14] <chromas> ~last nick=Bender message=Soylent
[01:35:19] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 00:11:1] #Soylent <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Crystal Studies Reveal Malaria's Weak Spots - http://sylnt.us
[01:35:57] <chromas> oh, my soylent tab is what needs refreshing
[01:39:01] * NCommander writings out points of interest on the video
[01:39:41] <takyon> 26:43: video ends
[01:39:48] <chromas> be sure to insert slow-motion replays of special moments
[01:40:49] <chromas> insert an effect to make it look like crt refreshing
[01:43:52] <Ethanol-fueled> so who likes smokin' pot?
[01:46:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, gotta bail, high on pot.
[01:46:56] <Ethanol-fueled> Dizzy Gillespie
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[01:50:00] <Ethanol-fueled> https://www.youtube.com
[01:50:01] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Walkin' - Miles Davis - YouTube
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[01:52:52] <NCommander> About half way through the video
[01:53:04] * NCommander is taking notes for interesting timestamps
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[02:02:49] <NCommander> Ok, through the editing, just had to make one or two minor tweaks to the audio
[02:02:56] <NCommander> And note interesting timestamps.
[02:02:58] * NCommander exports it
[02:19:01] <chromas> <cmn32480> she's not that attractive... and frankly, comes with a lot of baggage
[02:19:06] <chromas> took a bit but I see what you did there
[02:19:34] <cmn32480> you like that chromas?
[02:19:53] * chromas had to go look up the name; was unaware of the gender change
[02:31:51] <NCommander> video export done
[02:31:53] <NCommander> uploading
[02:37:21] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I only watched 4 minutes of the intro, have you more for me now?
[02:43:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Medieval Remedy Kills Antibiotic-Resistant MRSA Superbugs - http://sylnt.us - maybe-there-is-something-to-old-witchcraft-potions-after-all
[02:53:53] <crutchy> ~g'day mrcoolbp
[02:53:55] * exec unjustifiably drops a used franger of bacon on mrcoolbp
[02:54:24] <mrcoolbp> ~g'day crutchy
[02:54:25] * exec abrasively poops a tinfoil hat of coffee for crutchy
[02:55:02] * crutchy was wondering whether maybe some low instrumental background music might be worthy addition to the SoylentCommander videos
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[02:56:53] <crutchy> those chillous sorta tracks that you see on youtube with the hot chicks or sunsets
[02:57:50] <crutchy> usually have things like 'chill' or 'lounge' or 'cafe del mar' in the title, and often 1hr+
[02:57:56] <juggs> perhaps some wave on beach, whale song and wind sounds too
[02:58:03] <crutchy> :p
[02:58:17] <crutchy> and jungle calls
[02:58:19] <chromas> he did say he's good at nethack sound effects…
[02:58:29] <chromas> add a track of just tons of those
[02:58:32] <crutchy> maybe ssome beatboxing
[03:00:19] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: he's kind of in-and-out, not responding immediately to my pings, I think he's furiously working on the video project
[03:01:09] <juggs> I have to question whether he ever does anything unfuriously :D :D
[03:02:27] * crutchy is currently listening to https://www.youtube.com
[03:02:27] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Cafe del Mar / Сafe del Cosmic :) HD1080p - YouTube
[03:02:35] <crutchy> nice background music
[03:05:36] <mrcoolbp> juggs: No.
[03:06:22] <Subsentient> http://www.peta.org
[03:06:38] <Subsentient> $cycle autotitle on
[03:06:38] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has parted #Soylent
[03:06:39] -!- aqu4 [aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4] has joined #Soylent
[03:06:41] <aqu4> Channel cycle complete.
[03:06:48] <mrcoolbp> Hey Subsentient
[03:06:53] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: evenign
[03:07:00] <mrcoolbp> how fairest thee?
[03:07:00] <ciri> doing great here
[03:07:03] <crutchy> g'day Subsentient
[03:07:04] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI crutchy
[03:07:21] <crutchy> ciri: yo mama stanks like tama lama ding dong
[03:07:33] <juggs> mrcoolbp, that's the impression I got. All go or full stop :D
[03:08:01] <mrcoolbp> aye, I'm similar
[03:08:11] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: I'm just derping it
[03:08:19] <mrcoolbp> fair 'nuff
[03:09:19] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'm uploading episode 1
[03:09:19] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: in case you missed it, you'll likely chuckle: http://soylentnews.org
[03:09:20] <aqu4> Title for page "http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=6834&cid=166035": "3SoylentNews Comments | End of April 1st, Hope You Enjoyed It"
[03:09:20] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN comment by [02mrcoolbp (68)] (02Score:2)
[03:09:31] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: oh cool, ping me when it's ready
[03:10:54] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, "only" 4 minutes? :(
[03:12:19] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you have no idea how busy I've been this week!
[03:12:34] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I just got ANOTHER editor up and running!
[03:12:40] <mrcoolbp> give me a freaking break = p
[03:13:09] <crutchy> breaks++
[03:13:09] <Bender> karma - breaks: 1
[03:13:17] <crutchy> need those occasionally
[03:13:25] <crutchy> and coffee
[03:13:28] <crutchy> coffee++
[03:13:28] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1240
[03:15:08] <NCommander> YouTube is processing the video
[03:16:23] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: that takes between 2 min and 14 bil years
[03:16:34] <crutchy> 'thankyou for your patience. your video is important to us, and to the NSA'
[03:16:44] <mrcoolbp> heh
[03:16:59] * mrcoolbp promotes crutchy to head of comedy@sn
[03:17:31] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: hmm, what to do, what to do....
[03:17:45] <crutchy> i'm just the idiot in the corner
[03:17:48] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480: we could just not mention it
[03:17:55] <mrcoolbp> oops wrong chan
[03:19:30] * juggs pokes crutchy with a carefully crafted witch's nose
[03:21:48] <crutchy> i think konomi is trying to get nethack going
[03:22:17] <crutchy> seems with some frustrations
[03:22:59] <crutchy> <Konomi> I think I started with a dungeon that had no doors and all I could do was go up...
[03:23:11] <juggs> she flies!
[03:24:43] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: can you get a relay going in another channel?
[03:24:49] * mrcoolbp wants to berate her
[03:25:15] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, you can do "#boxedfox > hi konomi" from any channel that exec is in
[03:25:25] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: THANKS!
[03:25:39] <crutchy> it will indicate to her that its you speaking
[03:25:39] <mrcoolbp> #boxedfox > Hey there konomi!
[03:26:18] <juggs> some people will believe anything :D
[03:26:45] * chromas wonders if juggs could 'force' her into this channel, since she's still connected to soylent
[03:27:20] <crutchy> i'm in #boxedfox on freenode. it came through. i'm just trying to figure out whether it would be possible to relay replies into same channel
[03:27:42] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, https://youtu.be
[03:27:43] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03( https://www.youtube.com )
[03:27:44] <aqu4> Title for page "https://youtu.be/wP036gUzanM": "3Let's Play: NetHack #1 - Talking About SoylentNews, and Gopher - YouTube"
[03:27:45] <juggs> chromas, charybdis does not have a /summon equivalent command.
[03:27:46] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP036gUzanMfeature=youtu.be": "3Let's Play: NetHack #1 - Talking About SoylentNews, and Gopher - YouTube"
[03:28:25] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: not as much fun if I can't see her responses = )
[03:28:33] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: okay I'll watch it now
[03:28:45] <juggs> and if it did I wouldn't use it, seems most impolite to force people into channels
[03:28:47] <crutchy> she hasn't answered yet
[03:28:56] <crutchy> her ee went to sleep though
[03:29:42] <chromas> might be fun in a kickban fight
[03:29:46] <crutchy> ~link NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 https://www.youtube.com
[03:29:47] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP036gUzanM": "3Let's Play: NetHack #1 - Talking About SoylentNews, and Gopher - YouTube"
[03:29:47] <exec> └─ NCommander/Youtube/Nethack1 => https://www.youtube.com
[03:29:49] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP036gUzanM": "3Let's Play: NetHack #1 - Talking About SoylentNews, and Gopher - YouTube"
[03:29:50] <chromas> summon each othr into channels
[03:30:32] <crutchy> $blacklist set exec*!*@*
[03:30:32] <aqu4> You must be an admin to use that command.
[03:31:03] <takyon> is there going to be 60 videos (1440 / 24)
[03:34:29] <crutchy> R.I.P. NCommander's little dog
[03:34:42] <NCommander> crutchy, I have bad luck with puppy crushers
[03:37:23] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, i'm thinking about that relay problem. i like these sorts of problems :p
[03:37:57] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: and I like being the non-developer with the 3rd perspective
[03:38:22] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: <insert horse joke>
[03:39:53] <crutchy> mredbp?
[03:40:53] * mrcoolbp needs the help of #soylent
[03:40:59] <mrcoolbp> guys editorial has an issue
[03:41:03] <mrcoolbp> we need your "brains"
[03:41:11] <mrcoolbp> cmn32480 is working on a story
[03:41:15] <juggs> Don't we already have an irc 2 way relay laying around from the #altslashdot (freenode) days? Was that a Bender thing.... my memory is non-ECC clearly
[03:41:15] * crutchy picks his nose
[03:41:32] * mrcoolbp tries to take over #soylent for a few minutes
[03:42:04] <mrcoolbp> listen up everyone
[03:42:08] <mrcoolbp> we are working on this submission
[03:42:15] <mrcoolbp> http://soylentnews.org
[03:42:16] <aqu4> Title for page "http://soylentnews.org/submit.pl?op=viewsub&subid=6736&title=University+of+Southern+California+Should+Probably+Stop+Doing+Brain+Science": "3University of Southern California Should Probably Stop Doing Brain Science: SoylentNews Submission"
[03:42:28] <crutchy> juggs, there's a working relay atm, but all messages received from freenode are currently output to a landing channel (#freenode) unless i add a little handler to forward them to other channels (like the #nethack feeds)
[03:42:36] <mrcoolbp> it points to this story: http://blogs.scientificamerican.com
[03:42:38] <aqu4> Title for page "http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/symbiartic/2015/04/02/oops-basic-anatomy-wrong-in-national-campaign-announcing-50m-gift/": "3OOPS! Basic Anatomy Wrong in National Campaign Announcing m Gift | Symbiartic, Scientific American Blog Network"
[03:42:47] <mrcoolbp> here's a diagram of a brain: http://upload.wikimedia.org
[03:42:48] <aqu4> No title found.
[03:42:56] <mrcoolbp> DISCUSS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[03:43:17] <mrcoolbp> NCommander ^
[03:43:28] <juggs> That's a very simplistic diagram of the brain
[03:43:28] <crutchy> mrcoolbp: <insert dick head joke here>
[03:43:33] <mrcoolbp> ug
[03:43:39] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yes for good reason
[03:43:40] <cmn32480> the question we have, is mostly is SA right?
[03:43:43] <mrcoolbp> juggs: read up
[03:43:53] <mrcoolbp> we think Scientific American MAY BE WRONG
[03:43:57] <mrcoolbp> (again)
[03:43:58] <mrcoolbp> hehe
[03:44:12] <takyon> that second correction though
[03:44:13] * juggs rolls eyes
[03:44:21] <cmn32480> we can find no corroborating articles for the assertions in Scientific American
[03:44:53] * mrcoolbp thinks if you "remove" the Cerebellum (hind brain) from the "Diagram" and look at the image of the brain inside the "head" it actually is Correct
[03:44:58] <cmn32480> takyon - I agree and that is part of what leads me to think SA is right
[03:44:58] <crutchy> but it has 'science' and 'american' in the name, so it must be right
[03:45:04] <crutchy> and it was on the internet
[03:45:06] <mrcoolbp> you'd think so
[03:45:10] <crutchy> so its gotta be right
[03:45:23] <crutchy> the internet would never lie
[03:45:29] <mrcoolbp> we won't run the story until #soylent decides!!!!
[03:45:36] <cmn32480> "Everything on the Internet is true" - Abe Lincoln
[03:45:42] <takyon> that brain is backwards yall
[03:46:40] <mrcoolbp> takyon: okay but look at my note
[03:46:54] <mrcoolbp> look at the angled lobe running across the bottom middle
[03:47:00] <mrcoolbp> look at the diagram
[03:47:04] <mrcoolbp> look at the graphic
[03:47:14] * mrcoolbp isn't sure
[03:47:20] <crutchy> 'what kind of games do i want to play?' -- minesweeper!
[03:47:25] <juggs> hmm, not sure what that achieved mrcoolbp - seems you just brought #editorial to #soylent - what's the question at hand?
[03:47:40] <mrcoolbp> juggs: we aren't sure if SA if wrong or rigth
[03:47:51] <mrcoolbp> s/rigth/right
[03:47:51] <sedctl> mrcalbp, did you know there's THREE slashes in a proper s/// command?
[03:47:54] <mrcoolbp> ug
[03:48:00] * mrcoolbp kills sedctl
[03:48:22] mrcoolbp is now known as mrcalbp
[03:48:24] * crutchy gives sedctl mouth-to-bot resuscitation
[03:49:21] <cmn32480> so anybody got an idea who is right on this one?
[03:49:23] <mrcalbp> juggs: cmn32480 thinks SA is right, I'm tempted to say that USC was actually right, but they slightly rotated the brain, and didnt' include the "hindbrain"
[03:49:53] <juggs> That story sub is awful in its current form... X writes: a link with no expansion on wtf it's about.
[03:50:07] <cmn32480> we are ware of the juggs
[03:50:13] <mrcalbp> juggs: yeah, I hate story = link and one blockquote
[03:50:22] <cmn32480> and it is the one that I was workgin on when this debate came up
[03:51:04] * mrcalbp thinks that cmn32480 IS RIGHT in deciding we should steer the story to ask the community who IS in fact right, cause we don't know
[03:51:25] <juggs> gawd the SA article is awful too.
[03:51:28] <mrcalbp> hah
[03:51:45] <mrcalbp> juggs: you are interested now though aren't you? = p
[03:51:56] <takyon> I think the USC graphic is just oversimplified as well
[03:52:00] <cmn32480> mrcalbp - we made juggs read
[03:52:05] <takyon> but I think that it's backwards
[03:52:12] <mrcalbp> cmn32480: score
[03:52:19] <mrcalbp> takyon: noted, thx
[03:52:36] <juggs> no, I want to delete all mention of this.... thing, it's an abomination whichever way you look at it.
[03:52:38] <takyon> the sharp curve between the forebrain and the middle bit
[03:52:57] <cmn32480> juggs says we delete the article and move on
[03:53:12] <takyon> nothing of value was lost
[03:53:15] <mrcalbp> heh
[03:53:16] <crutchy> NCommander, the 'till then, this is michael signing off' is a good trademark ending
[03:53:37] <chromas> Brought to you buy SoylentNews
[03:53:41] <crutchy> video was good too. i think a bit better than the first actually
[03:53:46] <crutchy> NCommander++
[03:53:46] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 76
[03:53:51] <juggs> cmn32480, no, I said - I want to delete... I am not an editor, I leave that to editors :D
[03:54:04] <cmn32480> CEO > Editor
[03:54:07] <takyon> better brain stories:
[03:54:09] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[03:54:10] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.kurzweilai.net/crowd-funding-campaign-hopes-to-accelerate-clinical-trials-of-new-brain-repair-discovery": "3Crowd-funding campaign hopes to accelerate clinical trials of new brain-repair discovery | KurzweilAI"
[03:54:10] * mrcalbp is convinced that USC is right, but they made weird omiisions to the brain graphic and may have slightly rotated it
[03:54:20] <takyon> http://www.kurzweilai.net
[03:54:20] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.kurzweilai.net/lightning-bolts-in-the-brain-reveal-how-the-brain-encodes-and-stores-information-without-disrupting-previously-acquired-memories": "3&#8216;Lightning bolts&#8217; in the brain reveal how the brain encodes and stores information without disrupting previously acquired memories | KurzweilAI"
[03:54:23] <crutchy> juggs, maybe it could be published from the 'allegedly' dept.
[03:54:46] <chromas> from the allegedly-slightly-rotated dept
[03:54:52] <mrcalbp> heh
[03:55:23] <mrcalbp> cmn32480: okay, we got *some* feedback, back to #editorial??
[03:55:28] <crutchy> from the guys-don't-always-think-about-sex dept.
[03:55:30] <cmn32480> si, senor
[03:55:32] mrcalbp is now known as mrcoolbp
[03:56:12] <juggs> fuck it let's just run stories on alien abductions, invasions and triffids and call it a day. Plus would be we'd get more subs :D :D And we could sell more mystic anti-alien / triffid pendants via swag.
[03:56:49] <mrcoolbp> juggs: I think SA being wrong is of interest...
[03:57:36] * mrcoolbp apologizes for hijacking #soylent. As you were people
[03:58:01] <juggs> The writing style I just witnessed on SA makes me think I do not give a damn about SA or whether they are right / wrong.
[03:58:40] <mrcoolbp> juggs: did you catch this nugget? " Slightly less-instant addendum: My editors inform me that we made the same mistake in 2012 by publishing a stock image with a backwards brain in the print version of Scientific American MIND, no less! "
[03:58:49] <chromas> can we do Hitler too? The History Soylent
[03:59:02] * mrcoolbp murders chromas
[03:59:11] <mrcoolbp> had to be done, sorry guys
[03:59:24] chromas is now known as MrDeadMP
[03:59:28] MrDeadMP is now known as MrDeadBP
[03:59:36] <mrcoolbp> = )
[03:59:41] * takyon remembers the chromas
[03:59:48] <mrcoolbp> he was a good chromas
[04:00:13] * mrcoolbp eats some post-murder chocolate
[04:00:22] MrDeadBP is now known as TheHainting
[04:00:23] <mrcoolbp> mmm chocolate
[04:00:44] * TheHainting is making a dark grayscale soylent theme
[04:00:55] <TheHainting> front page done
[04:01:07] <mrcoolbp> TheHaninting: screenshots pls
[04:01:27] <mrcoolbp> TheHaninting: we are working on a theme contest btw, you have a head-start = )
[04:01:35] <TheHainting> :/
[04:01:44] * mrcoolbp nominates takyon to write the post
[04:01:47] <TheHainting> well I edited using the firefox inspector thinger and saved the css
[04:01:53] <TheHainting> when I load them it don't look right
[04:02:12] <mrcoolbp> TheHainting: do you have a copy of the VM?
[04:02:16] <TheHainting> no
[04:02:21] <mrcoolbp> me either = [
[04:02:52] <TheHainting> I used to have the old one. the torrent tracker never works
[04:02:58] <mrcoolbp> = (
[04:03:11] <mrcoolbp> NCommander ^^^^^
[04:03:29] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: we should make it easy for folks to download the vm
[04:03:53] <mrcoolbp> are we at least self-hosting the VM somewhere?
[04:04:08] <TheHainting> tmb has an instance
[04:05:06] <TheHainting> oh maybe when I Saved the css, it saved the originals. that's dumb
[04:05:31] <NCommander> I'm going to have to build a new VM soon
[04:05:39] <NCommander> Since rehash changes the underlying code so much
[04:05:50] <juggs> mrcoolbp, you lost me, we're reporting on an addendum 3 years after the fact about some image that was flipped - presumably by some website image wrangler rather than a neuroscientist?
[04:06:52] <mrcoolbp> juggs: no pointing out that SA has been wrong on this very thing before (and they admit it)
[04:07:06] <mrcoolbp> juggs: if we caught them again, might be of note?
[04:07:40] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: can you host some images on SN for us?
[04:07:49] * mrcoolbp makes images
[04:07:55] <TheHainting> you can also upload to the wiki
[04:08:01] <mrcoolbp> good point
[04:08:02] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, er, all editors can upload right in the slash interface
[04:08:07] <NCommander> I fixed that freaking ages ago
[04:08:15] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I couldn't figure out how to do that...
[04:08:21] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I had issues
[04:08:29] <mrcoolbp> but don't remember specifics
[04:08:33] <mrcoolbp> I can try again
[04:08:41] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, try it, and if the site snaps, let me know
[04:08:45] <mrcoolbp> k
[04:08:46] <NCommander> and let me know which article you're uploading it to
[04:08:50] <mrcoolbp> okay
[04:11:39] <juggs> What would be of note would be to refute a position they currently hold. The whole point of the scientific method is to disprove what went before. I don't think "caught" is the right choice of word. It's just fallibility. Unless we want to hold ourselves up as infallible (and subsequently put a target on our backs) I'd suggest sniping at other sites / publications is not a winning strategy.
[04:14:04] <crutchy> NCommander, build it with debian jessie and systemd :D
[04:14:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Google Announces New Chromebooks - http://sylnt.us - even-more-to-love
[04:14:58] <crutchy> or we could sell chromebooks :p
[04:16:19] * NCommander casts crutchy into inner darkness
[04:16:20] <juggs> chromebooks with systemd and uefi secure boot locked on? Oh wait that's been done already....
[04:16:38] <NCommander> With Ubuntu going over to systemd, we'll have a big decision to make when Ubuntu 16.04 rolls around, or else just suck it up
[04:17:03] <juggs> NCommander, 14.04 is 5 year LTS right?
[04:17:06] <NCommander> IMHO, for a server, systemd isn't horrible. Def. not wanted, but its not like we're running GNOME or anything else on the front end
[04:17:12] <NCommander> juggs, yeah, we've already done the upgrade from 12.04
[04:17:14] <takyon> chromebit is interesting
[04:17:22] * crutchy still has a lenny stable iso floating around somewhere
[04:20:28] <mrcoolbp> juggs: yeah I think SA is right on this one, I made a mistake I admit
[04:20:45] <mrcoolbp> I was doing the horizontal inversing incorrectly
[04:23:17] <juggs> NCommander, systemd feels like an invasive weed, my Mint systems already seem to be sprouting systemd-udevd and systemd-logind, it may be fine in and of itself (it may not) but once upstream packages come to rely on its presence, that's when it becomes alarming as it erodes choice - which seems right about now.
[04:24:03] * juggs prays the channel doesn't devolve to systemd faeces flinging
[04:24:14] * TheHainting prays to Lennart
[04:25:35] <crutchy> juggs, but of course we're going to throw poo at it (in madagascar monkey voice)
[04:27:54] * juggs imagines monkeys talking.... ohh, those are humans... my bad :D
[04:28:06] cmn32480 is now known as cmn32480|sleepy
[04:33:50] <crutchy> 💩
[04:33:51] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[04:39:31] -!- takyon has quit [Quit: Web client closed]
[04:41:42] <juggs> https://www.google.co.uk
[04:41:43] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.google.co.uk/": "3Google"
[04:41:57] <juggs> Hmm... does Bender need a bounce?
[04:43:22] <TheHainting> grayscale theme: http://chromas.0x.no
[04:43:23] <aqu4> No title found.
[04:43:47] <crutchy> sweet
[04:43:49] <crutchy> chromas++
[04:43:49] <Bender> karma - chromas: 91
[04:44:03] <crutchy> need one without all the empty space at the top
[04:44:07] <crutchy> looks to beta-ish
[04:44:16] * crutchy never uses the icons anyway
[04:44:17] <TheHainting> the little funding graph isn't actually part of the css; it's defined right in the html
[04:44:32] <TheHainting> it'd be easy enough to make grayscale icons too
[04:44:42] <TheHainting> or even better, little blocky ones to fit with the vt100 theme
[04:44:47] * TheHainting would do that if wanted
[04:44:56] <crutchy> SN recuriting?
[04:45:02] <crutchy> never noticed that before
[04:45:14] <TheHainting> oh that's from the dev site
[04:45:17] <crutchy> hahaha. love the funding goal
[04:45:21] -!- Bender has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
[04:45:24] <crutchy> ah that expalins
[04:45:29] <crutchy> RIP bender
[04:45:35] -!- Bender [Bender!~Bender@xs508-09.members.linode.com] has joined #Soylent
[04:45:43] <crutchy> WB bender
[04:45:49] <arti> bender: blah
[04:46:04] <juggs> https://www.google.co.uk
[04:46:05] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.google.co.uk/": "3Google"
[04:46:07] * crutchy is going for a timer based relay reply thing
[04:46:15] <crutchy> can't think of anything better
[04:47:44] <crutchy> hmm. nah timeout really sucks
[04:47:49] <crutchy> don't wanna do it that way
[04:48:06] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: audio is still REALLY "hissy"
[04:48:25] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: can you do a noise redux on it????
[04:48:29] <crutchy> that's just the cat in the background
[04:48:32] <mrcoolbp> oh
[04:48:36] <mrcoolbp> that makes sense
[04:48:38] <arti> cat-5
[04:48:54] * mrcoolbp whacks crutchy with a cat-named-arti
[04:49:03] * arti pets mrcoolbp
[04:49:11] * mrcoolbp wants a snack
[04:49:17] <crutchy> either that or he has some rattlers fighting it out on the floor
[04:49:22] * arti shuffles off the the freezer to get more popsicles
[04:49:27] <crutchy> i guess you guys don't have taipans n shit
[04:49:41] <arti> taipans eh
[04:49:44] <arti> ~define taipan
[04:49:47] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03taipan: large, highly venomous snake of northeastern Australia
[04:50:03] <TheHainting> audacity has a nifty noise reduction tool where you sample a 'quiet' area and it removes the noise there from the rest
[04:50:15] <crutchy> dolbyctl
[04:50:28] <arti> adobe soundbooth has something like that, it's like content aware fill
[04:50:32] <arti> for audio
[04:50:47] <TheHainting> Australia—The fifty-third State
[04:50:49] <arti> cleaned up some audio with a really crummy mic
[04:51:03] <arti> it's like arkansas but with beaches :D
[04:51:06] <crutchy> TheHainting, yeah i think so too
[04:51:21] <crutchy> when do i get to vote?
[04:51:32] <TheHainting> what fer? Real Americans don't vote
[04:51:33] <arti> you can already, it's not like they check :D
[04:51:38] <crutchy> lol
[04:51:38] <ciri> now that is funny
[04:51:46] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: they hace some suggestions on cleaning up the audio ^^^^^
[04:51:50] <crutchy> that would be better
[04:52:00] <mrcoolbp> s/hace/have/
[04:52:00] <sedctl> <mrcilbp> NCommander: they have some suggestions on cleaning up the audio ^^^^^
[04:52:16] <crutchy> and some snake charming tips
[04:52:17] <arti> i'll hace your face.
[04:52:22] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: who runs sedctl?
[04:52:29] <arti> masterblaster
[04:52:31] <crutchy> chromas
[04:52:43] * crutchy points at TheHainting
[04:52:54] <mrcoolbp> chromas/TheHaiting/crutchy: if you concede and change your nick to what it calls you, it should "forgive you"
[04:53:08] <mrcoolbp> and not "rename" you
[04:53:12] <TheHainting> it does that when you miss a slash
[04:53:16] <mrcoolbp> i kno
[04:53:20] <TheHainting> it should be normal next time
[04:53:22] <mrcoolbp> but I conceded to it
[04:53:27] <mrcoolbp> I changed my name
[04:53:36] <mrcoolbp> I should be forgiven!
[04:53:59] <TheHainting> try again
[04:54:12] <TheHainting> I think it only does it twice
[04:54:21] <TheHainting> once for the error, then once after
[04:54:27] <mrcoolbp> s/I should be forgiven!/sedbod is a biotch/
[04:54:27] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> sedbod is a biotch
[04:54:49] * TheHainting points to FoobarBazbot who still hits up the site but not irc
[04:54:53] TheHainting is now known as chromasctl
[04:55:24] <chromasctl> there used to be a hace.com. seems to be gone. it had some softwares
[04:55:52] <chromasctl> oh, hace-software and it's still there
[04:56:18] <chromasctl> you could have fancy taskbar grouping before MS added it to windows
[04:57:29] * chromasctl notes that TaskBar Executive was written in Delphi 5
[04:59:28] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: ping
[04:59:31] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: ping
[05:00:47] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: my point was that if, after making the error, conceded and changed your nick, it would 'forgive' you and make no more mispellings, however that's probably more code that it's worth...
[05:01:39] <chromasctl> I'm not even sure how it tracks your nick
[05:02:05] <chromasctl> if anyone is an expert at awk scripting…
[05:02:26] * mrcoolbp is the furthest thing from one
[05:02:32] <mrcoolbp> does that help?
[05:04:33] <chromasctl> yes
[05:04:49] * chromasctl peeks at the code
[05:05:06] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I have a criticism on the video
[05:05:34] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I love the idea of streaming and talking about SN while playing games (for some reason)
[05:06:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but making a Nethack video specifically for talking about nethack makes sense
[05:06:55] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: and making a "video talking about soylentnews" makes sense, but I think combining the two in this case is a little odd
[05:07:35] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: in the live stream it makes sense, "anything goes", also, mostly our community are the ones that will be there
[05:07:48] <chromasctl> we could do a documentary with inserts of the staff talking and slowly zooming screenshots and photos of things
[05:07:53] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but this video has a case of confused identity
[05:08:14] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: of course I want to spread the word, and I could be wrong here, but it's a little oddly presented
[05:08:41] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you are in the middle of explaining nethack, then you start explaining SN, then you go back to nethack, you get my point
[05:08:42] * chromasctl concurs; mixing works better as a live stream
[05:09:23] <mrcoolbp> ^^
[05:10:28] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: the set of people that want to learn about Nethack and learn about SN is a small one
[05:10:58] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: the set of people that "already know about NetHack and want to learn about SN" might be a large one (I don't know)
[05:12:49] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I don't mean to discourage you, I know you spent a lot of time on these, but I'm honest so that's my assesment about 3/4 of the way through the video
[05:12:55] * mrcoolbp finishes the video
[05:13:53] * mrcoolbp could be wrong here, just his first impression
[05:14:00] <mrcoolbp> NCommander ^
[05:14:24] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: now you are talking about gopher and I'm more confused = )
[05:14:56] * mrcoolbp doesn't even know what gopher is at all, even after watching the video
[05:19:06] <juggs> holy ping overload
[05:20:01] <mrcoolbp> yeah, he'll likely fire me out of a cannon for that one
[05:20:39] <mrcoolbp> wouldn't be the first time
[05:21:54] <juggs> If he uses HexChat the alert bubbles will be a. off the screen by the 3rd or 4th b. disappear before he gets to them.
[05:22:38] <chromasctl> xchat 2.8.8
[05:22:55] * chromasctl took the liberty
[05:22:59] <mrcoolbp> yeah I'm afraid for my life = )
[05:24:20] <juggs> mrcoolbp, https://en.wikipedia.org pre-dated the www / http era.
[05:24:21] <aqu4> Title for page "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_%28protocol%29": "3Gopher (protocol) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia"
[05:24:28] <mrcoolbp> thx
[05:29:36] <juggs> Another standards war that was fought relatively long ago - depends if you consider the 1990s a long time ago of course. Old farts like me see these come and go, new farts want to revive the losers. The only take away is, don't plan a career in tech / it if you don't like change, because it will be a career built on quicksand that changes faster than most can adapt to.
[05:30:54] <mrcoolbp> good advice
[05:31:14] <mrcoolbp> change isn't always good, but it's inevitable
[05:34:12] <crutchy> change for the sake of change is bad, but change for the sake of tinkering is awesome
[05:35:21] <crutchy> buckets not getting much love lately
[05:35:33] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:35:37] * crutchy uses a bucket in a script
[05:35:48] <mrcoolbp> buckets++
[05:35:48] <Bender> karma - buckets: 3
[05:36:40] <mrcoolbp> no buckets were harmed in the making of this video: https://www.youtube.com
[05:36:41] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-raJ2pQvk": "3Dihydrogen Monoxide and Bitumen - YouTube"
[05:36:49] <juggs> stick around long enough and change becomes morphed with re-invention. Thin client, thick client, centralised, distributed etc. over and over again. Some of it is marketing BS some of it is actual advancement, telling them apart... Mastercard or something
[05:37:15] <mrcoolbp> juggs: that's insightful
[05:37:17] <mrcoolbp> +1
[05:38:51] <crutchy> CloudChange Vista XP Premium Ultimate Edition 2000
[05:40:45] i_heart_beta is now known as ThinClientCloudBot
[05:41:45] <crutchy> not as thick as some
[05:41:46] * NCommander fires mrcoolbp out of a cannon
[05:41:51] <mrcoolbp> told ya^
[05:42:04] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, that's a fair point, but its exceedingly hard to just talk about the game endlessly
[05:42:16] * juggs whacks mrcoolbp with mrscoolbp's wrath. That should do it.
[05:42:20] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: Just communicating what I observed
[05:42:28] <crutchy> talk about tits. you'll have half of an entire generation following you
[05:42:32] <mrcoolbp> ^
[05:42:42] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, fair enough, I'll try and keep it in mind for future episodes, its a bit hard to re-record them
[05:43:10] * juggs joggles
[05:44:26] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: My biggest complaint isn't necessarily the combining of the two goals (explaining both SN and NetHack)
[05:44:50] <NCommander> what is it then?
[05:44:54] * NCommander is very open to feedback
[05:44:56] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but it's hard to follow either in the video as you are jumping back and forth
[05:44:59] <chromasctl> the lack of nudity
[05:45:06] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: ^ that too
[05:45:19] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: Also, I still don't really understand gopher
[05:45:22] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, jumping back and forth
[05:45:26] <NCommander> ^?
[05:45:38] <juggs> silliness++ Underrated
[05:45:38] <Bender> karma - silliness: 1
[05:45:54] <mrcoolbp> Ncommander: yeah you are in the middle of explaining one mechaninc in Nethack, then start explaining SN, then back to nethack etc.
[05:46:09] <NCommander> Ah
[05:46:11] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: i acutally found BOTH interesting
[05:46:12] <NCommander> Well
[05:46:22] <NCommander> I may record another episode tonight
[05:46:22] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but it was tough to follow
[05:46:36] * NCommander is on break for this week and weekend, has time, feels like doing so
[05:46:39] <chromasctl> NCommander: also do a sound effects track :)
[05:46:47] <NCommander> I'm kinda also using this to improve my public speaking skills
[05:47:12] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: another project if you are bored:
[05:47:13] <mrcoolbp> https://github.com
[05:47:14] <aqu4> Title for page "https://github.com/SoylentNews/slashcode/issues/438": "3Notes to other editors on "Submissions List" needs expansion · Issue #438 · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub"
[05:47:20] <mrcoolbp> https://github.com
[05:47:20] <aqu4> Title for page "https://github.com/SoylentNews/slashcode/issues/437": "3Feature for Leaving Notes to other Editors in "Stories List" · Issue #437 · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub"
[05:47:24] <mrcoolbp> NCommander ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[05:47:33] <NCommander> TheMightyBuzzard, ^
[05:47:40] <mrcoolbp> Delegation ^
[05:47:42] * chromasctl notes the wiki could be used for notes
[05:47:43] <mrcoolbp> = )
[05:47:45] <NCommander> And people don't say I know how to delegate :)
[05:47:59] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: sure but it isn't practical
[05:48:14] <chromasctl> sounds like it fits in with slash then :D
[05:48:17] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: consider you are an editor second-checking a story
[05:48:29] <chromasctl> s/sl/reh/
[05:48:29] <sedctl> <chromasctl> sounds like it fits in with rehash then :D
[05:48:30] <NCommander> There is a feature for leaving notes to other editors
[05:48:32] <NCommander> remarks.pl
[05:48:34] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: already you are checking links and other things
[05:48:49] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: NO WAY you are going to go check the wiki on every story
[05:49:02] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: the submission list note feature is a great idea
[05:49:12] <chromasctl> well, any story where the built-in notes isn't good enough
[05:49:34] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: but it is lacking and needing of expansion, ALSO, this proposed feature is on the "Stories list", and would be a HUGE help
[05:49:37] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, or use the Media box.
[05:49:53] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: the editing process is a collaborative one already
[05:49:57] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: which one?
[05:50:10] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, at the bottom of the story editing page, pass extended
[05:50:19] <NCommander> Its not used anywhere; its a leftover from Firehose
[05:50:23] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: should be visible like between the "preview" and the "intro copy"
[05:50:43] <mrcoolbp> rather than at the bottom
[05:50:51] <mrcoolbp> but that's a good work-around
[05:50:56] <crutchy> chromasctl, we could make macros for adding shit to various wiki pages
[05:51:29] <chromasctl> I'm waiting for more wiki spam so we can try out the spammhammer macro :)
[05:51:31] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: slash is acutally really good for the in-browser collaborative editing process, this feature would make it "Ultimate"
[05:51:34] <mrcoolbp> if done right
[05:51:48] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, that and page locking
[05:52:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you have to think about this from the day-to-day editor perspective, Also that we always will have new editors
[05:52:20] <mrcoolbp> and not everyone is in IRC all the time
[05:52:39] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I can make it happen
[05:52:52] <crutchy> !grab NCommander
[05:52:52] <Bender> Added quote 458
[05:52:52] <mrcoolbp> it's not a substitute for IRC, it's in addition
[05:53:04] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I know! That's why I am showing you!
[05:53:18] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: seriously would do a lot for editorial, they have enough to deal with
[05:53:31] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I will <3 you forever = )
[05:53:33] <crutchy> yeah, like chromas' shitty submissions :p
[05:53:36] <mrcoolbp> ^
[05:53:38] * crutchy hides
[05:53:43] * mrcoolbp runs
[05:54:03] <chromasctl> it's okay, my older submissions fell off the history page so now it only shows accepted ones :D
[05:54:10] <crutchy> haha
[05:54:18] * mrcoolbp helped get 4 new editors in the last 2 weeks, and has 2-4 more on the way! He's extatic.
[05:54:32] <crutchy> its ok most people can only wish they could do awesome submissions like me :D
[05:54:36] <chromasctl> mrcoolbp++ highlight
[05:54:36] <Bender> karma - mrcoolbp: 43
[05:54:38] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl: that's great "news" for you = )
[05:55:08] * mrcoolbp goes to find crutchy's IRC-based submsissions to prove him wrong
[05:55:15] <crutchy> lol
[05:55:15] <ciri> HAHAHAHA
[05:55:24] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: oh by the way, we have a date to improve that feature
[05:55:45] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: is there a manual/doc for how that functions currently?
[05:55:53] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: and is it going to prod or dev?
[05:56:09] * mrcoolbp has had too much caffeine to be this effective at 2am
[05:56:16] <mrcoolbp> er
[05:56:20] <mrcoolbp> meh
[05:56:41] <crutchy> here's the manual for it: https://github.com
[05:56:42] <aqu4> Title for page "https://github.com/crutchy-/exec-irc-bot/blob/master/scripts/submit.php": "3exec-irc-bot/submit.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub"
[05:56:45] <crutchy> :D
[05:56:53] * mrcoolbp reads
[05:57:13] <NCommander> !quote NCommander
[05:57:13] <Bender> Quote 1 - <NCommander> DarkMorph, because whenever I have to touch hashref's I want to stab my eyes out
[05:57:17] <Bender> Also in quotes: 7, 53, 82, 83, 86, 87, 88, 97, 106, 111, 114, 138, 147, 153, 156, 157, 158, 169, 171, 211, 212, 222, 255, 415, 458
[05:57:24] <NCommander> That's oddly appropate for this
[05:57:26] <NCommander> !quote 7
[05:57:26] <Bender> Quote 7 - <NCommander> Dopefish, I handed him a 3k page novel, then told him that was short for one of my posts
[05:57:36] <NCommander> !quote 53
[05:57:36] <Bender> Quote 53 - <NCommander> I thought it was a squished oreo
[05:57:42] <crutchy> i commentted out a bunch of shit that i was mucking around with
[05:57:43] <NCommander> !quote 82
[05:57:43] <Bender> Quote 82 - <NCommander> Cyprus, we've got that shit apparmored tighter than a chastity belt
[05:57:47] <NCommander> rofl
[05:57:51] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: let's just 'pretend' that I have ABSOLUTELY next-to-zero coding experience
[05:57:54] <NCommander> !quote 83
[05:57:54] <Bender> Quote 83 - <mcasadevall> <Konomi> track me NCommander I've been a naughty girl
[05:58:05] <NCommander> !quote 86
[05:58:05] <Bender> Quote 86 - <NCommander> Cyprus, you don't know me very well, I'm quite a pungeon master
[05:58:15] <NCommander> I think the livestream proved that
[05:58:21] <NCommander> !quote 87
[05:58:21] <Bender> Quote 87 - <NCommander> EMBRACE I10N!
[05:58:26] <NCommander> !quote 897
[05:58:26] <Bender> Can't find quote 897
[05:58:27] <crutchy> ~submit
[05:58:28] <NCommander> !quote 97
[05:58:28] <Bender> Quote 97 - <michealpwalls> Example: Say NCommander comes to xlefay's home with a large, heavy Rubber Hose. NCommander proceeds to beat xlefay with the large, Rubber Hose until xlefay logs into his/her account for NCommander to abuse. Stop that, Kerberos!
[05:58:29] <exec> usage: ~submit <url>
[05:58:38] <mrcoolbp> crtuchy: I'm one of the more code knowledgeable non-coders, but still a decidedly non-coder at present
[05:58:44] <mrcoolbp> crutchy ^
[05:58:46] <NCommander> !quote 106
[05:58:46] <Bender> Quote 106 - <NCommander> Fuck
[05:59:01] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I should send you a copy of O'Reily's book on Slash :)
[05:59:09] * mrcoolbp kills NCommander
[05:59:13] <chromasctl> ~random channel=#staff nick=NCommander
[05:59:17] <exec> 03[2014-04-17 17:17:4] #staff <NCommander> paulej72, actually, for upgrading hydrogen/helium, we *were* going to load balance these, might as well just use this opportunity to take care of that
[05:59:18] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, http://shop.oreilly.com
[05:59:18] <aqu4> Title for page "http://shop.oreilly.com/product/9780596001001.do": "3Running Weblogs with Slash&nbsp;-&nbsp;O'Reilly Media"
[05:59:24] * mrcoolbp runs
[06:00:21] <crutchy> atm it just extracts either description or og:description meta tag content, along with page title (with common site name descriptors stripped off) and makes a little submission of it
[06:00:41] <crutchy> fails if it can't find a meta tag (happens occasionally)
[06:01:28] <NCommander> Oh this book is awesome
[06:01:35] <NCommander> There's an entire chapter on managing a community
[06:01:42] <mrcoolbp> can't see the /sarc tag ^
[06:01:46] <NCommander> On how providing a good user experience is key
[06:01:47] <crutchy> feed them cookies?
[06:02:03] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: we have a lot of work to do
[06:02:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: have you looked at the issues list recently?
[06:02:22] <crutchy> yeah, not enough cookies
[06:02:24] <NCommander> Oh cool!
[06:02:27] <NCommander> I just discovered a new feature
[06:02:36] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, try putting <update> in any story and hit preview
[06:02:37] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I know it's anxiety-inducing, but there's low-hanging fruit in that issues list....
[06:02:43] <mrcoolbp> NCommander okay
[06:03:27] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: on prod?
[06:03:30] * mrcoolbp tries on dev
[06:03:31] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, yeah
[06:03:34] <NCommander> WOn't break anything
[06:03:36] <mrcoolbp> really? okay
[06:03:46] <crutchy> !grab NCommander
[06:03:46] <Bender> Added quote 459
[06:04:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: http://soylentnews.org
[06:04:14] <aqu4> Title for page "http://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=15/04/03/2025244": "3Google Announces New Chromebooks - SoylentNews"
[06:04:21] <mrcoolbp> not sure what I'm looking for
[06:04:45] <crutchy> now it automatically updates its links to the NSA
[06:04:46] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: also, it removed the tag from the html
[06:05:00] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: s/NSA/yourmom/
[06:05:00] <sedctl> <mrcoolbp> <crutchy> now it automatically updates its links to the yourmom
[06:05:27] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, mrcoolbp automatically updates links to your mom
[06:05:54] <mrcoolbp> yeah he does
[06:05:59] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: ??
[06:05:59] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, when I do <update>something</update>
[06:06:00] <NCommander> I got this
[06:06:02] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, Update: 04/04 06:05 GMT by NC :Test Updating Feature
[06:06:14] <mrcoolbp> oh I didn't do the open close
[06:06:27] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: link me where you did that
[06:06:43] <NCommander> Well, I didn't save the article, and it doesn't keep the <update> tags
[06:06:49] <NCommander> Just open any article
[06:06:57] <mrcoolbp> and preview, got it
[06:06:58] <NCommander> Go to the bottom, and add <update>something</update> and click preview
[06:07:03] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:07:06] <mrcoolbp> ninja-ed
[06:07:29] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: nice
[06:07:39] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: for adding after-the-fact updates
[06:07:57] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: it's borked though
[06:07:57] <crutchy> ~link chromas/SoylentNews/themes/greyscale http://chromas.0x.no
[06:07:58] <aqu4> No title found.
[06:07:58] <exec> └─ chromas/SoylentNews/themes/greyscale => http://chromas.0x.no
[06:08:00] <aqu4> No title found.
[06:08:17] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: it says "Update: 04/04 06:07 GMT by ***M*** :TESTING"
[06:08:26] <mrcoolbp> "M" links to the article.....
[06:08:31] <mrcoolbp> should link to me right?
[06:08:39] <mrcoolbp> also should say "mrcoolbp" not "m"
[06:08:43] <mrcoolbp> er "M"
[06:09:23] <NCommander> It abbreivates
[06:09:27] <NCommander> So its a bit buggy :P
[06:09:33] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I'll file a bug-report on that, but I'd rather see you working on the Editor-Communication-features I mentioned
[06:09:43] * mrcoolbp files bug report
[06:09:53] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, if you'll be up for another hour, I'll code it right now
[06:09:57] <mrcoolbp> COOL!
[06:10:05] * mrcoolbp might stay up to watch
[06:10:05] <NCommander> But only if you stay up :)
[06:10:06] <NCommander> */evil*
[06:10:11] <NCommander> oooh I should livestream it
[06:10:12] <NCommander> *ducks*
[06:10:16] * mrcoolbp will stay up for 50 minutes
[06:10:23] * mrcoolbp will watch the livestream
[06:10:31] <crutchy> ~slashcode-isse
[06:10:35] <crutchy> ~slashcode-issue
[06:10:35] <mrcoolbp> and maybe skype you
[06:10:36] <exec> syntax: ~slashcode-issue title, body
[06:10:40] <mrcoolbp> *maybe*
[06:11:01] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I think the easiest way is just to attach the submission box to the main admin UI
[06:11:03] * mrcoolbp warns the community he's a bit tipsy and quite tired again
[06:11:04] <NCommander> No database edits required
[06:11:13] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: yes agreed
[06:11:36] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: I can show you where I want it, but first have a question
[06:11:49] <mrcoolbp> NCommander WTF does the blank text-box do
[06:11:57] * mrcoolbp can show you what he means
[06:12:04] <NCommander> ok?
[06:12:10] <mrcoolbp> sec
[06:13:06] * mrcoolbp does PS stuff
[06:13:14] <mrcoolbp> http://imgur.com
[06:13:15] <aqu4> Title for page "http://imgur.com/tpagOg3": "3 Imgur"
[06:13:30] <NCommander> That's the notes feature
[06:13:34] <NCommander> Which looks like it broke awhile ago
[06:13:37] <mrcoolbp> ah
[06:13:38] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, its attached to remarks.pl
[06:13:45] <NCommander> http://soylentnews.org
[06:13:46] <aqu4> Title for page "http://soylentnews.org/remarks.pl": "3SoylentNews: SoylentNews is people"
[06:13:52] <mrcoolbp> Ncommander it should be like 4 lines tall at least
[06:13:59] <mrcoolbp> and LABEL the fucking thing FFS
[06:14:06] * mrcoolbp is mad at Malda
[06:14:33] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, its always the computer's fault
[06:14:39] * mrcoolbp winds up NCommander and sets him loose
[06:14:58] * mrcoolbp hopes for a stream but is happy without if it gets done quicker
[06:15:00] * crutchy blames ada lovelace
[06:15:08] <mrcoolbp> always a good idea ^
[06:15:38] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, the concept is that submitters could leave remarkson stories before they went live
[06:15:44] <NCommander> I think we broke the feature when we killed early access
[06:16:03] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: that's really interesting, but I doubt many submitters would use it
[06:16:18] <crutchy> ~time mrcoolbp
[06:16:20] <exec> Saturday, 4 April 2015 @ 2:16 am EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[06:16:24] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: we need admin-user messaging
[06:16:36] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I know >.<;
[06:16:37] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: that would solve THAT problem
[06:16:56] <chromasctl> heh you could set up a jabber server and embed a web client :D
[06:17:03] * mrcoolbp is okay WITHOUT user-user, but we NEED admin-user!
[06:17:14] * mrcoolbp destroys chromasctl
[06:17:26] <crutchy> coud always just put a --this is a message to the editor: not for publication -- line
[06:17:37] <crutchy> and then message below
[06:17:50] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: someone will inevitably leave that in the story and it will go out
[06:17:59] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I mentioned HTML comments = )
[06:18:05] <mrcoolbp> but that will be missed too
[06:18:20] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: let him work, this is a good feature
[06:18:33] <crutchy> haha. yeah
[06:18:40] <mrcoolbp> a labeled text-box in that area will be a huge boon to the collaborative editing process
[06:18:42] <mrcoolbp> mark my words
[06:19:17] <crutchy> !grab mrcoolbp
[06:19:17] <Bender> Added quote 460
[06:19:23] <crutchy> hehe consider them marked :D
[06:19:34] <crutchy> oh shit wrong line :/
[06:19:35] * NCommander works on it
[06:20:09] <crutchy> just do what all the scriptkiddies do and install 10 different frameworks to clog up the place
[06:20:21] <crutchy> frameworks--
[06:20:21] <Bender> karma - frameworks: -9
[06:20:34] <NCommander> Slag it
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[06:20:45] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: the problem is (and you wouldn't know EVEN if you have played with the editing features) is the in the nature of editing a bunch of stories (with a bunch of ad-hoc volunteers with odd-hours) on various topics (and they themselves having various different BGs and different levels of language/writing education) is there are always questions/hesitations
[06:20:58] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: this basically solves that issue completely
[06:21:05] <mrcoolbp> we can send a story out and non-display it
[06:21:13] <mrcoolbp> so it won't go out, but leave a not3e
[06:21:14] <mrcoolbp> note
[06:21:34] <crutchy> nod. there was an idea months ago to use the wiki, but didn't seem to take off
[06:21:40] <mrcoolbp> do all the proofreading, but leave tech. editing for anther ed.
[06:22:00] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: the problem is making it dead-fucking-simple to do
[06:22:10] <mrcoolbp> editors are doing this multiple time per day
[06:22:11] <crutchy> nod
[06:22:16] <mrcoolbp> on multiple stories
[06:22:18] <crutchy> definitely
[06:22:20] <crutchy> easy++
[06:22:20] <Bender> karma - easy: 1
[06:22:23] <mrcoolbp> yah
[06:22:24] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, do you just need a big giant box, or something more like comments?
[06:22:50] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: let's go with width of page and 4 lines tall text-area
[06:22:54] <NCommander> Ok
[06:22:59] <mrcoolbp> that would be good enough for now
[06:22:59] <NCommander> Above or under Intro text?
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[06:23:09] <crutchy> ~say <#> tama, mrcoolbp likes a giant box
[06:23:10] <mrcoolbp> NCommander REPLACE that box I pointed to
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[06:23:46] <NCommander> That's used to attach additional related links as well
[06:23:54] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: don't want to see that useless piece of crap, just comment out it's display properties or something
[06:24:18] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: then move it NO ONE knows waht it does and NO ONE uses it
[06:24:57] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: "attach related links" you mean in the "related links box" ???? I doubt that
[06:25:16] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: again, if somethings related, we could put that in the notes box we are making!
[06:25:35] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: related links could use some tweaks in the future, but not right now
[06:26:07] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: this should be stupid simple fix
[06:26:18] <mrcoolbp> NCommander : KIfuckingSS
[06:26:27] <mrcoolbp> just do it easy
[06:27:01] <mrcoolbp> no need to rewrite all of slashcode, just make a text-box and move/hide that other text box for now
[06:27:20] <mrcoolbp> and label it if you would good sir
[06:27:23] <chromasctl> [but it was too late. the rewritening had begun]
[06:27:25] <mrcoolbp> NCommander ^^ ^^ ^^
[06:27:38] <mrcoolbp> chromasctl don't freaking encourage him
[06:27:47] <mrcoolbp> I'll murder you again
[06:27:54] * mrcoolbp is tired but he'll do it
[06:27:56] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I'm working on it
[06:28:01] <mrcoolbp> You da MAn
[06:28:08] * mrcoolbp is clearly drunk
[06:28:10] <crutchy> press the 'simply just' button in $favorite_ide
[06:28:23] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: if you say so....
[06:29:30] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, ok, old box removed, as well as removed the Media and autonode boxes
[06:29:34] <NCommander> (autonode is a really stupid feature)
[06:29:48] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: had no idea what those did either, good call
[06:29:57] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: comment-out where appro
[06:30:10] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: don't want to killl things that may be useful later
[06:31:14] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, boxed dead: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[06:31:14] <aqu4> Title for page "https://dev.soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=15/04/03/0023212": "3 - Dev.SN User "
[06:31:17] <NCommander> And yeah, its commented out
[06:31:21] <NCommander> Let me add the new box now
[06:31:50] <mrcoolbp> fuck this is awesome, I have one of the most talented coders around at my fingertips!
[06:31:57] <mrcoolbp> NCommander+++
[06:31:59] <mrcoolbp> NCommander++
[06:31:59] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 77
[06:32:59] <crutchy> yeah but its perl so that doesn't count :p
[06:33:02] * mrcoolbp knows nothing about how to code, but knows why and how we code, it's rather interesting spot to be in hanging out with this community
[06:33:20] * mrcoolbp slaps crutchy with a rotting fish
[06:34:21] <mrcoolbp> this has been bother me for the last year
[06:34:49] <mrcoolbp> so excuse my exclamations
[06:35:03] <crutchy> maybe one day i'll try to get into perl a bit more
[06:35:04] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, you could have complained about it sooner
[06:35:11] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, ok, adding the box to the form
[06:35:22] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: agreed, cool.
[06:35:43] * mrcoolbp waits for a bounce to dev or a screenshot
[06:35:53] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[06:35:54] <aqu4> Title for page "https://dev.soylentnews.org/admin.pl?op=edit&sid=15/04/03/0023212": "3 - Dev.SN User "
[06:36:01] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I need to fix the broken tags, but how's that look roughly
[06:36:25] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: need to increase width
[06:37:26] <mrcoolbp> NCommander I "update"-ed and they didn't preserver BTW
[06:37:54] <mrcoolbp> preserve*&
[06:38:03] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I haven't written that yet
[06:38:06] <mrcoolbp> ah
[06:38:09] <NCommander> I'm still putting the box in the UI :p
[06:38:23] <NCommander> my HTML is kinda crummy
[06:38:27] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: the placement is exactly as I asked
[06:38:34] <NCommander> I'm trying to remember how to make the width larger of a table element
[06:38:35] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: my HTML is passable
[06:39:06] <mrcoolbp> http://www.w3schools.com
[06:39:07] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.w3schools.com/tags/att_table_width.asp": "3HTML table width Attribute"
[06:39:21] * mrcoolbp hides on account of linking to w3
[06:39:53] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: maybe 800px?
[06:40:09] <mrcoolbp> <table width="800">
[06:40:29] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: or try %
[06:40:34] * mrcoolbp tries
[06:40:34] <crutchy> style="width: 100%;"
[06:40:51] * mrcoolbp tries that
[06:41:10] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: works
[06:41:24] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: <table style="width: 100%;">
[06:41:41] <crutchy> he's prolly way ahead of both of us :p
[06:41:59] <mrcoolbp> yeah, he already coded secrets to universe while i was typing that
[06:42:58] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you have 18 minutes = )
[06:43:04] <NCommander> I can't get the table to align proeprly
[06:43:05] * mrcoolbp DOES have to work tomorrow
[06:43:20] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: lemme see
[06:43:24] <crutchy> or else he'll put you in the naughty corner
[06:43:31] <mrcoolbp> scary
[06:44:02] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, you have work tommorrow!?
[06:44:25] <crutchy> dude, you should be invoking sleepctl
[06:45:02] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: hence the timelimit for NC
[06:45:06] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:45:14] <crutchy> i been going to bed after 1am a lot lately, but 2am is pushing it
[06:46:16] <crutchy> chromas will keep the pressure on him :p
[06:46:21] <mrcoolbp> ~time mrcoolbp
[06:46:23] <exec> Saturday, 4 April 2015 @ 2:46 am EDT - Boston, MA, USA
[06:46:27] <mrcoolbp> = )
[06:46:43] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, mysql> ALTER TABLE stories ADD COLUMN notes text;
[06:46:43] <NCommander> Query OK, 902 rows affected (1.76 sec)
[06:46:43] <NCommander> Records: 902 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0
[06:47:08] * mrcoolbp tries to decipher ^
[06:47:16] <crutchy> noice. i usually gotta use workbench to figure out summin like that
[06:47:32] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, just adds an empty column to 900 records
[06:47:46] <mrcoolbp> that's what I figured, but thx!
[06:48:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Georgia Legislature Just Pulled the Plug on Electric Cars - http://sylnt.us - people-are-getting-amped-up
[06:48:33] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: you have 12 minutes = )
[06:48:58] <crutchy> it was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago
[06:49:02] <mrcoolbp> but I'll give you 22 because you asked for 1hr = )
[06:49:08] <crutchy> where's those sausages?
[06:49:29] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: [02:42] <@mrcoolbp> NC: you have 18 minutes = )
[06:49:59] <crutchy> he'll work quicker if you give him red bull
[06:50:17] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, ok, I think I got it
[06:50:20] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, testing
[06:50:22] <mrcoolbp> sweet
[06:50:25] <crutchy> better if injected intravenously
[06:50:34] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, caveat: you have to have saved the story once before a note will save
[06:50:35] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: he needs no such things, trust me
[06:50:40] <NCommander> Adding checks to do otherwise will be painful
[06:50:45] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: hmm
[06:51:05] <crutchy> or halle berry and a gun
[06:51:18] <crutchy> apparently they improve hacking performance too
[06:51:20] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: should be able to first-save and add note at same time, can you work-around that some-how?
[06:51:27] <NCommander> or not
[06:51:30] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, working on it
[06:51:31] <mrcoolbp> NCommander if not, we'll add a note next to the label?
[06:53:16] <mrcoolbp> could be "Editor Notes (note you must have already saved this story once to add a note)" but that's (obviously) note ideal
[06:54:03] * mrcoolbp hears NC working out the perl in his head
[06:54:21] * mrcoolbp hears NC swearing at teh perlz and teh slash
[06:54:26] <Subsentient> $blacklist exec!*@*
[06:54:27] <aqu4> Invalid subcommand. Valid are set, unset, and list.
[06:54:32] <Subsentient> $blacklist set exec!*@*
[06:54:32] <aqu4> Blacklisting successful.
[06:56:12] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, I can fix it but I'm on a time limit :P
[06:56:27] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: work-around is to add my note
[06:56:33] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: could be "Editor Notes (note you must have already saved this story once to add a note)" but that's (obviously) note ideal
[06:56:48] <mrcoolbp> "not ideal" *
[06:57:26] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: but still a HUGE imporvement
[06:58:25] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: doest the text box still allow unlimited space for adding notes (but obvi only have a fixed width/height display-wise) ?
[06:59:17] <NCommander> mrcoolbp, yes
[06:59:20] <NCommander> I'm trying
[06:59:21] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: sweet, add my note then and call it a night, I have to go to bed
[06:59:23] <NCommander> to make it work
[06:59:25] <NCommander> I'm frustated
[06:59:28] <NCommander> it won't save
[06:59:30] <crutchy> text is something like 65000 chars
[06:59:34] <crutchy> or something
[06:59:36] <mrcoolbp> sure
[06:59:40] <mrcoolbp> that's should do
[06:59:48] <mrcoolbp> better than 140 = p
[07:00:10] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: even after one "edit" ?
[07:00:19] <mrcoolbp> stupid slash
[07:00:25] <mrcoolbp> slash--
[07:00:25] <Bender> karma - slash: -3
[07:02:07] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: sry sir, gotta turn in, thanks for working on this! Editors everywhere will be pleased (for all instaces of editors being employed at soylentnews)
[07:02:25] <mrcoolbp> NCommander++
[07:02:25] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 78
[07:02:26] <mrcoolbp> NCommander++
[07:02:26] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 79
[07:02:56] <mrcoolbp> ~g'night crutchy
[07:02:57] * exec cohesively offers a cheap plastic cup of dag to crutchy
[07:03:04] <crutchy> g'night mate
[07:03:08] <crutchy> sleep well
[07:03:13] <mrcoolbp> u 2
[07:04:51] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: g'night
[07:07:28] <mrcoolbp> .............
[07:07:37] <mrcoolbp> lost him to perl hell
[07:07:53] <mrcoolbp> no I feel bad for making him enter that dungeon
[07:11:05] * mrcoolbp shrugs and goes to bed
[07:13:09] <crutchy> http://i.dailymail.co.uk
[07:13:10] <aqu4> No title found.
[07:13:27] <crutchy> he likes dungeons remember :p
[07:17:43] <crutchy> he's prolly trying to find the mace of lost souls in plugins/edit/edit.pl or something like that
[07:44:33] <crutchy> if you're ever having a shit day at work, think of this guy: https://www.youtube.com
[07:44:40] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93pfNmQ85PM": "3The dirty job of a sewage diver! - YouTube"
[07:50:20] <chromasctl> shitty walk
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[07:54:24] <chromasctl> What friends? This is the internet!
[07:55:28] <NCommander> I can't sleep
[07:55:46] <chromasctl> back to the code mines with you, mister!
[08:02:39] <crutchy> NCommander, when i can't sleep i put some music on with headphones. doesn't work for everyone i guess
[08:21:43] <chromasctl> ~last channel=# nick=ciri
[08:21:45] <chromasctl> for tmb
[08:21:47] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 08:21:2] # <ciri> chromasctl: Chemicals are bad, government empowering single parent households == good.
[08:43:34] <NCommander> still can't :(
[08:44:40] <arti> too much caffeine?
[08:44:52] <arti> the trick to falling asleep is doing something
[08:47:31] <arti> http://radmegan.com
[08:47:35] <arti> too much internet
[08:47:38] <aqu4> Title for page "http://radmegan.com/2012/03/going-green-with-wrapped-baskets.html": "3Going Green with Wrapped Baskets - Radmegan"
[08:49:41] <chromasctl> nifty
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[10:17:59] <chromasctl> crutchy++ # sexy relay action style
[10:18:00] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 147
[10:20:44] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Watch a Volcano - http://sylnt.us - born-to-love-volcanoes
[10:30:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:30:58] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1241
[10:33:47] <crutchy> #boxedfox > konomi, you've become a test dummy
[10:33:48] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "konomi" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[10:34:13] <crutchy> not sure if she'll answer
[10:34:15] <crutchy> :p
[10:34:34] <crutchy> #boxedfox > chromas, might as well add you too eh
[10:34:35] <exec> 13 ten minute relay set for "chromas" in "#boxedfox" on freenode to "#soylent" on this server
[10:34:54] <crutchy> chromas will save the day
[10:34:58] <chromasctl> it hasn't caught the reply
[10:35:01] <exec> 03Konomi [02#boxedfox] 05I hope I don't start seeing tons of messages appearing in here ;p
[10:35:08] <chromasctl> yay
[10:35:23] <crutchy> haha
[10:35:56] <crutchy> #boxedfox > nah just very specific ones from authorised nickserv accounts so don't need to worry :p
[10:36:10] <exec> 03Konomi [02#boxedfox] 05okay ;p
[10:36:53] <crutchy> .relays
[10:36:54] <exec> 13 crutchy => #sylnt (unset in 5 minutes)
[10:36:55] <exec> 13 chromas => #boxedfox (unset in 8 minutes)
[10:36:55] <exec> 13 konomi => #boxedfox (unset in 7 minutes)
[10:38:33] <crutchy> #boxedfox > not sure if you're already onto this, but if you're curious about what's going on at this end check out http://logs.sylnt.us
[10:38:45] <aqu4> Title for page "http://logs.sylnt.us/%23soylent/2015-04-04.html#10:33:47": "3#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-04"
[10:41:58] <crutchy> #boxedfox > mrcoolbp was hoping to be able to chat with you today but the relay was very primitive
[10:42:17] <crutchy> #boxedfox > well i guess it still is pretty basic :p
[10:42:45] <crutchy> .relays
[10:42:45] <exec> 13 chromas: #boxedfox > #soylent (unset in 2 minutes)
[10:42:46] <exec> 13 konomi: #boxedfox > #soylent (unset in 1 minutes)
[10:43:13] <crutchy> prolly need to document this thing
[10:43:29] <crutchy> maybe a little journal
[10:44:08] <crutchy> coffee++
[10:44:08] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1242
[10:46:09] <chromasctl> http://chromas.0x.no
[10:46:17] * chromasctl pokes tmb
[10:46:19] <aqu4> No title found.
[10:46:19] <chromasctl> oops
[10:46:22] <chromasctl> .poke tmb
[10:46:22] * exec pokes tmb
[10:46:34] * TheMightyBuzzard smacks chromasctl
[10:46:38] <crutchy> :D
[10:46:45] <crutchy> ping ping ping
[10:46:51] <chromasctl> I made a dark grayscale theme
[10:46:56] <chromasctl> for soylent
[10:47:13] <chromasctl> crutchy had a bookmark for it
[10:47:16] <crutchy> ~link grey
[10:47:17] <exec> └─ chromas/SoylentNews/themes/greyscale => http://chromas.0x.no
[10:47:27] <chromasctl> that's it; thanks :)
[10:47:52] <chromasctl> feedback welcome. also I can't really do the admin stuff
[10:48:02] <crutchy> feedback: fkin awesome!
[10:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> shiny, zip n email for now. git's currently unmergable and i'm not screwing with it till monday.
[10:48:09] <crutchy> i'll use it
[10:48:53] <crutchy> can we get a greyscale SN logo too?
[10:49:05] <crutchy> that would be shmick
[10:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> annoy paulej72 or mrcoolbp for a logo/favicon if you're not cool with doing em yourself.
[10:49:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'what i do
[10:49:46] <chromasctl> actually I was thinking of making blocky icons for the vt100 theme
[10:49:54] <crutchy> ooh
[10:49:58] <chromasctl> and derivatives
[10:50:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> more power to yas
[10:50:07] <chromasctl> someone was deriving an amber terminal theme
[10:50:34] <crutchy> is amber reddish?
[10:50:37] <crutchy> ~define amber
[10:50:45] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Amber: An exceptionally attractive pale young woman with beautiful freckles and a divine rack. She is hot beyond this world and is also a fantastic lover.
[10:50:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> no it's beer colored
[10:50:58] <crutchy> ah
[10:51:12] <crutchy> oh yeah. /me thinks of jurassic park
[10:51:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> the coppery color between pilsners and porters.
[11:02:41] <crutchy> ~lock #sylnt >
[11:02:41] <exec> syntax: ~lock <alias>
[11:02:48] <crutchy> bugger
[11:02:59] <crutchy> twas a long shot
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[11:03:28] <crutchy> ~lock #sylnt>
[11:03:28] <exec> alias "#sylnt>" locked for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[11:03:33] <crutchy> hmm
[11:06:33] <crutchy> ~unlock
[11:06:33] <exec> alias "#sylnt>" unlocked for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[11:06:49] <crutchy> ~lock ~say
[11:06:49] <exec> alias "~say" locked for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[11:06:52] <crutchy> test
[11:06:53] <exec> ~wiki-privmsg test
[11:06:53] <exec> ~privmsg-internal test
[11:06:54] <exec> ~soon test
[11:06:55] <exec> test
[11:06:56] <exec> ~sed-internal PRIVMSG test
[11:07:04] <crutchy> ~unlock
[11:07:05] <exec> alias "~say" unlocked for nick "crutchy" in "#Soylent"
[11:07:06] <exec> ~wiki-privmsg ~unlock
[11:07:07] <exec> ~privmsg-internal ~unlock
[11:07:08] <exec> ~soon ~unlock
[11:07:14] <crutchy> stupid bot
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[11:23:03] <crutchy> .relays
[11:23:04] <exec> 13 no channel relays currently active
[11:23:29] <crutchy> g'day janrinok
[11:23:30] <ciri> hi crutchy
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[11:26:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, need to get that hostmask set up when one of the irc guys is handy
[11:31:32] <crutchy> reworked the permanent relay that i used the other night for nc's nethack gaming to make it easier to relay other shit
[11:32:00] <crutchy> got a couple of bots from ##crawl relayed into #crawl
[11:32:06] <crutchy> what's that game called?
[11:33:56] <crutchy> ~last nick=SirFinkus message=crawl
[11:33:59] <exec> 03[2015-04-03 01:36:3] #Soylent <SirFinkus> http://crawl.develz.org should work
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[13:07:28] <paulej72> it's alive; kill it with fire :)
[13:09:00] * chromas just watched the Dictator. On cable but still funny
[13:09:32] <chromas> "Oh, bad news, it's a girl. Where's the trash can?"
[13:11:29] <paulej72> .op
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[13:12:24] <chromas> ooh
[13:14:04] <paulej72> ooooooooooooooo
[13:14:22] <chromas> is there a place to submit soylent themes?
[13:14:36] <chromas> or do I email or pull request, or
[13:14:39] <paulej72> handful of dns changes and a bunch of log and dbs need to be copied
[13:16:48] <paulej72> chromas: you can do a pull request to reshah reop as we will be doing all new dev on that branch. look at the other themes that are there to know what the format is for the css files. the css file is rewitten during install to get the correct locations for the image files.
[13:17:12] <chromas> already made one :D
[13:17:34] <chromas> screenshot http://chromas.0x.no
[13:17:36] <aqu4> No title found.
[13:18:01] <chromas> also a matching gray-ified soylent logo
[13:18:06] <paulej72> not sure when we will get it deployed to dev as we do nto have the git repo merging croeectly on dev right now
[13:19:07] <chromas> the funding graph isn't theme-able 'cause its css is in the html
[13:19:27] * chromas will just stash the theme for now
[13:21:12] <paulej72> chromas: I can make it themeable soonish
[13:22:56] <paulej72> I also need to change the one template that lets user select themes. It has hardcoded names for the themes
[13:23:42] <chromas> k. I'll make more themes :D
[13:25:26] <paulej72> not sure how I am going to deal with that. a var is fexible, but bitchy to store a hash in it. A db table would be ok, but it is also a lot of work to setup and maintain.
[13:25:59] <paulej72> Editing the template might be the easist, and cleanest
[13:26:45] <crutchy> g'day paulej72
[13:26:47] <ciri> what's going on? crutchy
[13:27:04] <crutchy> ciri is the butt
[13:27:10] <paulej72> chromas: did you edit the THEME file to add your new files. This is the way the installer knows what to install and where.
[13:27:14] <paulej72> hello crutchy
[13:27:15] <ciri> what's going on? paulej72
[13:27:32] * chromas just started peeking at the theme dir on soylent github
[13:27:56] <chromas> actually I just took the night.css and modded it
[13:27:57] <crutchy> eating dinner at midnight is awesome
[13:28:32] <chromas> #fourthmeal
[13:29:14] <paulej72> like the Hobbit meal times
[13:29:51] <paulej72> breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, ellevenses
[13:30:14] <crutchy> haven't eaten much all day though
[13:30:32] <paulej72> makes it all the tastier
[13:30:41] <crutchy> yup :)
[13:32:16] <crutchy> happy easter to all the christians/catholics/etc and those with kids that don't have a choice :p
[13:32:48] * crutchy falls into the latter category
[13:32:57] <paulej72> well except the Eastern Othodox Christrians, Easter is next week I think
[13:33:42] <crutchy> ah. i only know what i saw on Rise of the Guardians
[13:33:52] <crutchy> apparently the easter bunny is australian
[13:34:10] <chromas> all those other religions are wrong; the one I grew up with it the only right one
[13:34:54] <chromas> wow, there's a lot of crap in the default theme
[13:34:57] <crutchy> now now, we're all tolerant here, except when someone comes along that doesn't agree with us
[13:34:59] <paulej72> it all goes back to how to caclulate the lunar calandar.
[13:35:49] <paulej72> easter is the first sunday after the first full moon after spring equinox
[13:35:57] <crutchy> the moon is amazing. it even has its own calendar named after it
[13:36:23] <chromas> also a butt-based gesture of disapproval
[13:36:48] <crutchy> yeah it has its own goatse too, with 100# uptime
[13:37:03] <crutchy> s/#/%/
[13:37:03] <sedctl> <crutchy> yeah it has its own goatse too, with 100% uptime
[13:37:32] <paulej72> well since the religious schollars were not very good astronomers, they had inaccurate methods for calucating full moons. when the caluation method changed we got a split between eastern and western christrians
[13:38:14] <crutchy> blasphemy! all the stronomers are wrong. don't you know the universe revolves around the pope?
[13:38:42] <paulej72> no it revolves around me you silly git
[13:38:50] <chromas> popej72
[13:38:52] <crutchy> he has a lot of trouble getting his toilet to flush properly
[13:40:42] <chromas> ~first message-flush
[13:40:45] <exec> 03Parameters: op [random,first,last,all,count] message regex to match channel limit scope to a channel since, until date/time range limit maximum records to return; default is 1 nick limit scope to a nick out [json, php, tab, irc] debug show the query and whatever else type [message,action]
[13:40:45] <chromas> ~first message=flush
[13:40:48] <exec> 03[2014-02-22 05:27:05] #Soylent <NCommander> I haven't bounced Apache or flushed caches so you might still get the old ones
[13:42:35] * crutchy wonders when NCommander's next video release will be
[13:42:50] <crutchy> actually he might've mentioned
[13:43:08] <paulej72> yes he did
[13:43:52] <paulej72> but not sure if it was this channel or the super secret channel
[13:44:11] <chromas> ~last nick=NCommander channel= message=video
[13:44:19] <paulej72> not in my scollback here
[13:44:23] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 03:15:0] #Soylent <NCommander> YouTube is processing the video
[13:45:12] <chromas> ~last nick=NCommander until=2015-04-04 03:14:59
[13:45:17] <exec> 03[2015-04-04 03:10:5] #Soylent <NCommander> mrcoolbp, "only" 4 minutes? :(
[13:45:21] <chromas> aw
[13:45:33] <chromas> need a way to grab a few records around the matching one
[13:48:12] <crutchy> ~last nick=ncommander channel=supersecretchannel
[13:48:13] <exec> 03[nothing found]
[13:48:50] <crutchy> maybe i imagined him typing it
[13:49:18] <crutchy> in my dreams
[13:49:42] <crutchy> this is getting disturbing
[13:50:01] <chromas> ~rgrab scrollback
[13:50:04] <chromas> aw
[13:50:21] <chromas> regex_based_quote_grab++
[13:50:21] <Bender> karma - regex_based_quote_grab: 1
[13:51:04] <crutchy> !grabex
[13:51:44] <crutchy> needs grabex32.dll
[13:53:10] <crutchy> must be bed time for me. my stupidness meter has exploded
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[15:54:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Amazon Unveils Real-World Button for Repeat Purchases with One-Hour Delivery Times! - http://sylnt.us - speedy-delivery
[16:00:58] <takyon> with one simple button press, 55 gallons of lube is on the way. Welcome to Rome 2.0
[16:12:34] <mrcoolbp> heh
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[18:31:36] <swiss> FUCK YOU SONY
[18:32:23] <janrinok> have SONY offended you in some way?
[18:44:20] <swiss> they're shuttin down OnLive
[18:49:43] <janrinok> ah, that explains it then ;)
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[19:21:52] <janrinok> time to go
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[21:13:34] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
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[22:27:38] <TLA> pork pie and southern comfort, what better way to wind down a saturday?
[22:31:02] <crutchy> coffee++
[22:31:02] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1243
[22:33:31] <TLA> southern_comfort++
[22:33:31] <Bender> karma - southern_comfort: 1
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[23:00:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newly Discovered Link between Calaveras, Hayward Faults means Potentially Larger Quakes - http://sylnt.us - Que-lastima!
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[23:02:33] <crutchy> ~tanslate en que lastima
[23:03:03] <crutchy> ~translate en que lastima
[23:03:05] <exec> [google translate] que lastima (auto -> en): que lastima
[23:03:15] <crutchy> :/
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[23:45:03] <drgibbon> hah
[23:45:29] <drgibbon> ¡parece que no funciona!
[23:46:37] <drgibbon> ~translate en tocino
[23:46:43] <drgibbon> hmm
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[23:48:46] <crutchy> derp
[23:49:01] <crutchy> 404 bot not found
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