#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-03
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[00:00:25] <crutchy> haha. just noticed "mrlinkbp" :D
[00:02:19] <chromas> =restart
[00:02:20] <mrlinkbp> k
[00:02:52] <chromas> http://imgur.com
[00:02:52] <mrlinkbp> ^* 03Imgur ( http://imgur.com )
[00:03:20] * chromas shakes fist at the lack of hiding non-redirected links
[00:03:44] <chromas> /nick fisty
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[00:07:08] <crutchy> gunna see more music from these guys appear in blockbuster movies methinks: https://www.youtube.com
[00:07:09] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Audiomachine: Helios--The London Sessions - YouTube
[00:08:55] <chromas> ooh, even the video has shaky cam
[00:13:42] <chromas> https://raw.githubusercontent.com
[00:17:16] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:17:16] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Audiomachine - Blitzkrieg - YouTube
[00:17:33] <crutchy> something to wake up your neighbors with
[00:19:14] <chromas> http://mistersanity.blogspot.com
[00:19:15] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Mister Sanity: A Little Something I've Been Working On...
[00:19:23] <chromas> ^ this has too many graphics
[00:21:01] <crutchy> http://wall.alphacoders.com
[00:21:02] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Battle Computer Wallpaper, Desktop Background | 1920x1080 | ID:115206
[00:21:39] <SpallsHurgenson> no sir, don't like it; don't like it one bit
[00:22:06] * chromas gives SpallsHurgenson a bag of Gritty Kitty
[00:23:43] <chromas> speaking of Ren & Stimpy, Netflix has the 'adult' episodes
[00:24:29] <paulej72> I am going to edit the quote file to change 275
[00:24:47] <SpallsHurgenson> that's cheating
[00:25:04] <paulej72> sure is 😄
[00:25:20] <chromas> ~first message=is the butt
[00:25:24] <exec> 03[2014-11-22 11:59:4] #Soylent <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[00:26:40] <crutchy> ~link butt
[00:26:43] <exec> └─ quote/275 => paulej72 is the butt
[00:27:45] <crutchy> holy shit. gunna have to test this out on the sub
[00:27:46] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:27:47] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Audiomachine - Blood And Stone Remix (Epic Dubstep Electronic Hybrid) - YouTube
[00:28:18] <SpallsHurgenson> man, if the trailer is anything to go by, the new road warrior movie is gonna suck
[00:29:52] <CoolHand> well, if I was my current age when the original came out, I may have thought it sucked too... (instead of the awesomeness that my 7th grade mind perceived it as)
[00:30:15] <chromas> "I think a bigger problem is a supposed caterpillar having so many legs. Are the creators aware of what an insect is? They have 6 legs. The thing in the cartoon is a centipede."
[00:30:21] <chromas> youtube_comments++
[00:30:21] <Bender> karma - youtube_comments: 1
[00:31:39] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I'm at my current age now and I still think that Mad Max 2 has some of the best car-chases ever made :)
[00:31:51] <crutchy> no this is a centipede: https://www.youtube.com
[00:31:53] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Knife Party - Centipede (only song)[eliminated introduction] - YouTube
[00:31:58] <chromas> You take that back, SpallsHurgenson!
[00:33:13] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, even better than matrix reloaded highway scene
[00:33:23] <SpallsHurgenson> far, far, far better
[00:33:56] <SpallsHurgenson> plus they did it all live :)
[00:35:33] <CoolHand> yeah, I haven't seen it in 25 years, so wasn't sure how it held up.. I'll take your word for it
[00:36:40] <SpallsHurgenson> no artificially inserted lensflare, no shaky-cam, real crashes and risk to the actors :)
[00:37:11] <crutchy> the bourne identity chase with the mini was pretty cool
[00:37:38] <crutchy> along with the music
[00:37:44] <crutchy> think i got that song somewhere
[00:37:54] * chromas blames lucas for sterile cg scenes
[00:38:11] <SpallsHurgenson> steve mcqueen did a movie with pretty good car chases too but I can't remember what it was called
[00:38:32] <chromas> Cars
[00:38:45] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:38:46] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03Paris Police Chase Scene - The Bourne Identity (2002).avi- - YouTube
[00:38:47] <paulej72> who do we blame for lens flare
[00:38:50] <SpallsHurgenson> (even if his car did have more 20+ hubcaps :)
[00:38:53] <crutchy> hehe couldn't help myself
[00:38:57] <SpallsHurgenson> 3DFX? :)
[00:39:21] <crutchy> maaaat daaaaaamon!
[00:39:23] <chromas> ooh, next year's april fool's pranks
[00:39:32] <chromas> put random lens flare pngs over the page
[00:41:08] <SpallsHurgenson> give SN a 3D GUI... "this is Unix, I know this" :)
[00:41:39] <SpallsHurgenson> bonus points if you do it in Flash :)
[00:42:38] <chromas> what about the old way of doing stuff in web pages? Require some random, fly-by-night plugin nobody's heard of
[00:43:31] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, if we're really lucky, by next year that might be Adobe Flash :)
[00:43:37] <chromas> hah
[00:44:06] <chromas> I like how YouTube comments reply to others with names that don't show up anywhere on the page. Thanks, Google Plus
[00:45:42] <chromas> http://i.imgur.com
[00:46:16] <paulej72> .
[00:46:22] <paulej72> ..
[00:46:25] <paulej72> ...
[00:46:27] <paulej72> ....
[00:46:30] <paulej72> .....
[00:46:48] <chromas> ciri would've gone to ..........
[00:47:17] <paulej72> im not as annoying
[00:47:25] <chromas> ciri++
[00:47:25] <Bender> karma - ciri: -27
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[00:52:33] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theatlantic.com I especially like his hardware-buying advice at the end of the article :)
[00:52:34] <mrlinkbp> ^ 03The Atlantic | July 1982 | Living With a Computer | Fallows
[00:53:48] <SpallsHurgenson> "you should be wary of any machine or any program that won't run CP/M." :)
[00:56:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I think we can all agree that's good advice
[01:08:47] <SpallsHurgenson> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[01:10:13] <chromas> irc-- # so many things can't be used in nicks
[01:10:13] <Bender> karma - irc: -1
[01:10:47] mrlinkbp is now known as i_heart_beta
[01:12:29] <SpallsHurgenson> you messily pump blood all over beta?
[01:12:39] <SpallsHurgenson> that's hardcore, man!
[01:12:55] <chromas> it's a bloodjob
[01:15:27] * NCommander is getting ready to do some recording
[01:15:47] <NCommander> Might try doing a lets play or two, I kinda am in the mood after doing that livestream
[01:15:50] <SpallsHurgenson> NCommander Sings... Polka!
[01:16:35] <chromas> "Let's Play Hack on Slash!"
[01:19:10] * SpallsHurgenson recommends a Lets Play of "TerraWar: NY Invasion" :)
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[01:19:34] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[01:19:34] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Soylent News is goatse
[01:19:39] <crutchy> :D
[01:21:05] <cmn32480> that was my first beer in about 6 weeks.
[01:21:16] <cmn32480> I cna't believe how much I missed it
[01:21:20] <cmn32480> beer++
[01:21:20] <Bender> karma - beer: 30
[01:21:29] <crutchy> beer gets better the more you drink
[01:21:38] <crutchy> but so do fugly women
[01:22:22] <SpallsHurgenson> as somebody who may or may not be fugly women, I may or may not take offense to that
[01:22:52] <crutchy> you've already told us you have a pussy
[01:22:58] <cmn32480> in all truth, it was weird
[01:23:11] <crutchy> or was that ar
[01:23:16] <cmn32480> that first sip might have been one of the best sips of beer that I have had in a realaly long time
[01:23:24] <crutchy> too many people with pussies
[01:23:29] <cmn32480> and I was only drinking a miller lite wiht dinner
[01:23:37] <SpallsHurgenson> kitty?
[01:23:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask SN: How to Handle Crazy Credit Card SAQ Process for Small Shops - http://sylnt.us - government-bureaucracy-and-regulation
[01:24:01] <crutchy> yeah. what did you think i was talking about :p
[01:24:22] <chromas> spineless jerks
[01:25:41] <crutchy> ~link nethack/online http://alt.org
[01:25:43] <exec> └─ nethack/online => http://alt.org
[01:32:12] <SirFinkus> NCommander you should play Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
[01:32:16] <SirFinkus> don't even need to install it
[01:32:23] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[01:32:24] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Best Dubstep Mix 2014 | 100% Best | Dubstep Remix 2014 (By DYJ) - YouTube
[01:32:42] <SirFinkus> you can even have graphics if you want http://crawl.akrasiac.org:8080
[01:32:43] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03WebTiles - Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
[01:34:22] <crutchy> cooool
[01:35:11] <chromas> Aw, "The WebSocket connection failed."
[01:36:12] <SirFinkus> I actually don't know if I can link directly
[01:36:38] <SirFinkus> http://crawl.develz.org should work
[01:36:39] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup
[01:37:06] * crutchy inserted a spy into the ##crawl freenode channnel
[01:37:13] <crutchy> /join #freenode
[01:38:03] <crutchy> not sure if there's a bot in there already spitting out stats, like the rodney one for nethack
[01:41:33] <NCommander> crutchy, I'll be playing on 127.0.0.1
[01:41:37] <NCommander> crutchy, vs. NAO
[01:43:59] <SirFinkus> NAO?
[01:44:15] <mrcoolbp> NAO you won't
[01:44:30] <mrcoolbp> fun fact: "nao" is actually "no" in portugese
[01:45:18] <SirFinkus> NOA?
[01:45:18] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org(video_game)
[01:45:19] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Wiki: Elona (video game
[01:45:52] <mrcoolbp> NOAA
[01:46:07] <SirFinkus> Elona's pretty good too, but it's a little abstract
[01:46:12] <SirFinkus> very open ended
[01:46:33] <SirFinkus> and err... nontraditional
[01:47:32] <crutchy> Cheibriados seems to be the ##crawl bot. it's being relayed to our #freenode channel. not sure if it will track your game
[01:48:12] <SirFinkus> oh, well I'm not playing anyway
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[02:05:38] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: hey buuuuuuuuuuuuudy
[02:05:50] <SirFinkus> yes?
[02:05:51] <mrcoolbp> s/uuudy/uuuddy/
[02:05:58] <mrcoolbp> no sedbot?
[02:06:00] <mrcoolbp> hmm
[02:06:12] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus just sayin "hey"
[02:06:27] <SirFinkus> in the creepiest way possible
[02:06:49] <mrcoolbp> yeah basically
[02:16:20] <SpallsHurgenson> the more I play around with the Win10 preview, the more I believe that 10 isn't an attempt to make Win8 "better" but an intentional "fuck you" to everyone who disparaged the older OS
[02:16:50] <crutchy> lmao i thought youtube went spaz when i heard this: https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:50] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Best Dubstep Mix 2014 | 100% Best | Dubstep Remix 2014 (By DYJ) - YouTube
[02:17:04] <crutchy> sol in dubstep :p
[02:17:35] <chromas> should make it Windows 132
[02:17:48] <crutchy> time was a bit out. its about 51:20
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[02:18:13] <SpallsHurgenson> hahah, you wanted the start menu back? well here it is, fuckers, here is something with none of the strengths of the original Start menu or Win8's start screen!
[02:18:18] <crutchy> "hey. i thought you said he was a..."
[02:18:29] <chromas> A ni?
[02:18:32] <crutchy> windows 10?
[02:18:39] <chromas> "Don't you know this guy's a ni?"
[02:18:43] <takyon> #WaitForWindows11
[02:19:02] <SpallsHurgenson> god, even its icons are pathetic; I was drawing better icons on Win3.1 back when they were 16x16
[02:19:07] <crutchy> "you hated metro but loved the start menu, so here's a start metro"
[02:20:38] <SpallsHurgenson> win10 makes win8 look feature rich too; its like there are no useful configurable settings (short of hacking the registry directly)
[02:21:22] <chromas> so it's like gnome
[02:21:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I mean, I know this is beta but according to MS they're releasing in less than six months. I'd actually recommend Win81 over this monstrosity
[02:21:53] <SirFinkus> what's the rule with windows releases? the odd ones are the only ones worth using?
[02:21:57] <SirFinkus> probably why they skipped 9
[02:22:22] <SpallsHurgenson> win8 sucked, win81 sucked, win10 sucks... I think MS broke their rule :)
[02:22:56] <crutchy> maybe they need another named one
[02:23:01] <crutchy> Windows Freedum
[02:23:06] <crutchy> Windows Freedum XP
[02:24:04] <SirFinkus> Windows eXPerience
[02:24:29] <SpallsHurgenson> Windows Please Come Back We'll Bring Back 7 :)
[02:24:41] <takyon> yeah Windows 9 would have been good but the rename to Windows 10 killed it. So we need Windows 9/11
[02:26:33] <SpallsHurgenson> gotta love how MS is trying to leverage its desktop monopoly to bolsters its other products too.
[02:26:39] <crutchy> !grab takyon
[02:26:39] <Bender> Added quote 452
[02:26:57] <crutchy> lmao
[02:27:47] <takyon> they will probably go cloudy and versionless after 10
[02:28:03] <takyon> hololens integration on every platform
[02:28:05] <chromas> Windows Cloud
[02:28:18] <chromas> Windows Cloud Vista with 95 wallpaper
[02:28:46] <crutchy> Windows Lensflare 2016 Election Edition
[02:28:58] <takyon> released on inauguration day
[02:29:23] <crutchy> Windows Cloudsplosion
[02:29:34] <mrcoolbp> takyon: are you logged in from 2 differnt machines?
[02:29:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and that whole "if you buy a PC with win10 preinstalled you won't be able to install any other OS on it" thing, gotta love that
[02:29:54] <takyon> no
[02:29:59] <crutchy> he's using a takyon beam
[02:30:03] <mrcoolbp> ah
[02:30:27] <mrcoolbp> takyon != Tachyon
[02:31:00] <crutchy> maybe takyon is Tachyon's bot
[02:31:09] <takyon> I wonder if I annoy that user
[02:31:33] <SpallsHurgenson> he is communicating from the future, where the spelling of the word has evolved to a new higher level :)
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[02:32:42] * crutchy wonders what breasts will look like in the future. could you imagine the reaction of someone from medieval times seeing stick magazines of today?
[02:32:48] <mrcoolbp> takyon: did ya get bored of editng?
[02:33:16] <mrcoolbp> ooh wait I see one now
[02:33:35] <SpallsHurgenson> Medieval Man: "Man, the future fncking rocks!"
[02:33:58] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[02:33:59] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Death Grips - Takyon (Death Yon) - YouTube
[02:34:14] <mrcoolbp> takyon: that story is set to go out in a few minutes. Try setting it to release in 1 hour from right now
[02:34:37] <mrcoolbp> like 1 hr exactly
[02:35:13] <takyon> done
[02:35:45] <mrcoolbp> oh man, someon trolled me
[02:35:57] <mrcoolbp> looks like the devs implemented local time in the story queue
[02:36:11] <mrcoolbp> takyon: that feature is not on prod yet, everything is in UTC currently
[02:36:19] <mrcoolbp> gotta be careful until we roll that out
[02:36:24] <takyon> I mean
[02:36:28] <takyon> I accomplished the task
[02:36:34] <mrcoolbp> oh you totally did
[02:36:48] <mrcoolbp> but I catch many people on that (and it is relevent to the position)
[02:37:59] <takyon> what is the recommended time between stories again
[02:38:08] <takyon> or do I not have to worry about that
[02:41:04] <mrcoolbp> takyon: 1.5 hours when we have lots of stories, 2-3 hours max on weekends or when we got nothin'
[02:41:13] <mrcoolbp> takyon: this is a really good submission
[02:41:16] <mrcoolbp> er edit
[02:41:45] <mrcoolbp> takyon: did you want to do another? or would you like me to send this to janrinok for review by itself?
[02:41:49] <takyon> I've seen some news
[02:42:03] * mrcoolbp can prolly find something wrong with it, but is happy at the changes you have made
[02:42:24] <mrcoolbp> actually I can't find anything wrong with it
[02:42:59] <mrcoolbp> takyon: one and done; nice work, I'm just going to send this to janrinok for review
[02:43:39] <mrcoolbp> I don't think a second one is necessary
[02:43:53] <takyon> sweet
[02:43:59] <mrcoolbp> takyon: how are your proofreading (typo-finding) skills?
[02:44:43] <takyon> compare the two summaries
[02:44:59] <mrcoolbp> I did
[02:45:21] <mrcoolbp> I saw the wording corrections you made, but if there were mispellings/typos I missed them
[02:45:46] * mrcoolbp notes you have to keep in mind he's had 7 hrs sleep in 3 days due to him trying to be a part of the livestream as much as possible
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[02:45:57] <takyon> let's bring this somewhere else
[02:46:12] <mrcoolbp> takyon: join #editorial
[02:46:32] <crutchy> i'll enable the ~submit script. that will be the ultimate test for a new editor :D
[02:47:05] <mrcoolbp> ug
[02:47:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: actually I love that thing
[02:47:24] <mrcoolbp> we need to work on the formatting a touch I think
[02:47:35] <mrcoolbp> crutchy but it's a fucking good idea
[02:47:46] * crutchy isn't even sure if its in a working state atm. /me was mucking around with trying to extract more useful summary than just what was in a description meta tag
[02:47:52] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: people post good links in here so often but they rarely submit stories
[02:48:08] <mrcoolbp> crutchy if we make that dead-simple to do and provide links in topic that would be sick
[02:48:24] <crutchy> that's pretty much what it does (or did)
[02:48:32] <crutchy> i'll just see if i can enable it
[02:48:43] <crutchy> i'll point it at dev for now
[02:49:09] <crutchy> hmm
[02:49:50] <crutchy> ~filter http://www.wsj.com
[02:49:53] <exec> http://paste.my.to
[02:52:33] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.wsj.com
[02:52:37] <exec> error: unable to extract reskey
[02:52:41] <SpallsHurgenson> "won't somebody please think of the miners?"
[02:52:59] <crutchy> ~submit http://www.wsj.com
[02:53:23] <crutchy> redirect caught me again
[02:53:30] <exec> submission successful - https://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:53:54] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, https://dev.soylentnews.org
[02:53:55] <i_heart_beta> ^ 0304SN (dev) Submission by exec: Iron Ore’s Meltdown Raises Questions About Miners
[02:54:40] <crutchy> current format is prolly a bit dicky, but can't get much easier way to submit :p
[02:55:21] <mrcoolbp> crtuchy: I can work with you on the formatting, sec BRB
[02:55:55] <chromas> is there an "echo off" for bash scripts?
[02:57:01] <crutchy> #boxedfox > is there an "echo off" for bash scripts?
[02:58:07] <chromas> I guess I can say ">/dev/null"
[02:58:15] <chromas> pretty hashish though
[02:58:18] <chromas> and hackish
[02:58:34] <crutchy> konomi wants to know stuff. maybe you better take over dude
[02:58:53] * crutchy is offf to take out the garbage and wash some dishes
[03:01:33] <crutchy> hehe. maybe i could be really cruel and forward konomi to #soylent :D
[03:01:48] <crutchy> 'hey everyone she's back :D'
[03:05:44] <crutchy> #boxedfox > we can also communicate from #soylent directly, as long as konomi doesn't get wind of a secret spy intruding in her channel and gives it the boot
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[03:20:41] <takyon> it's happening: http://www.kurzweilai.net
[03:20:42] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03A hyperspectral smartphone-based Star Trek ?Tricorder? | KurzweilAI
[03:28:27] * mrcoolbp would like graciously to welcome ** takyon ** to the editorial team! Everyone flaim him repedetly....
[03:30:11] <crutchy> takyon++
[03:30:11] <Bender> karma - takyon: 1
[03:30:15] <crutchy> takyon++
[03:30:15] <Bender> karma - takyon: 2
[03:30:16] <crutchy> takyon++
[03:30:16] <Bender> karma - takyon: 3
[03:30:19] <chromas> oh yeah we can poke him all we want until he gets irc privileges
[03:30:45] <crutchy> or gets a bot with irc privelidges
[03:31:00] <crutchy> er. i'm sure i spelt that weong
[03:40:14] <chromas> NotSanguine gave the editors the bird
[03:40:55] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: did you see the epic battle of "mrcoolbp vs subsentient" on 4/1?
[03:41:01] <mrcoolbp> he won = (
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[03:41:13] <crutchy> yeah i saw it in the logs
[03:41:15] <mrcoolbp> there was lots of .kick s going around
[03:41:16] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[03:41:24] <crutchy> i thought you had super-irc-ops
[03:41:24] * mrcoolbp turns in his geek card
[03:41:34] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: meh prolly, but I'm not an irc guy
[03:41:39] <crutchy> ah
[03:41:46] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: I have super status on pretty much everything I think
[03:41:54] <mrcoolbp> crutchy but I don't know how to use them!
[03:41:54] <takyon> If I had a dollar for every karma, I'd guzzle a gallon of gasoline
[03:41:55] * chromas notes that mrcoolbp could've done moar things
[03:41:55] <crutchy> i was reading and thinking 'oh dear Subsentient is gunna be toast soon'
[03:42:22] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yeah I was like a 2-year old with a lightsaber fighting darth mall
[03:42:28] <chromas> :)
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[03:42:46] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, you just need a bot to do the fighting for ya :p
[03:42:52] <mrcoolbp> apparently
[03:43:02] <crutchy> that's how Subsentient won i think
[03:43:19] * mrcoolbp tried to remove privs for both Subsentient AND his bot (took off his editor bits on prod too just in case)
[03:43:23] <chromas> you can control chanserc/Imogen from outside the channel
[03:43:27] <crutchy> even when he wasn't opped, if aqu4 was he still had ops
[03:43:31] <mrcoolbp> he still bested me somehow
[03:43:46] <mrcoolbp> then he PMed me and said "want back in?"
[03:43:46] <crutchy> was like having two ops at once
[03:44:03] <mrcoolbp> then it was over
[03:44:04] <chromas> did he take a bribe?
[03:44:09] <chromas> did he want peanut butter?
[03:44:10] <mrcoolbp> nah, I conceeded
[03:44:19] <crutchy> some of the chanserv commands are a bit weird
[03:44:28] <crutchy> access lists and roles n stuff
[03:44:49] <mrcoolbp> yeah, I don't bother with that stuffs
[03:45:01] <mrcoolbp> s'why I have people like subsentient, to do that stuff for me = )
[03:45:13] * mrcoolbp knows how to call if shit gets cray in here now
[03:45:27] <crutchy> if xlefay were here the fight would have been over in about 3 seconds. xlefay 1, subsentient/aqu4 0
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[03:46:15] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: agreed
[03:46:26] * mrcoolbp would have got xlefay to fight for him
[03:47:53] <chromas> juggs too
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[03:48:15] <crutchy> actually xlefay is like chuck norris of irc. all you have to do is mention his nick :p
[03:48:38] <mrcoolbp> used to be the case
[03:48:43] <mrcoolbp> - _ -;
[03:48:51] <crutchy> maybe we need a .xlefay command :p
[03:48:52] * mrcoolbp is going to go AFK for a bit
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[03:49:02] <mrcoolbp> (thats a good idea crtuchy)
[03:49:02] <chromas> did xlefay become a republican?
[03:49:35] * crutchy thinks he got a jerb testing prostitutes
[03:49:50] <chromas> hopefully callgirls
[03:49:59] <chromas> they're the fancy, expensive ones
[03:50:11] <crutchy> he lives close to amsterdam after all
[03:51:35] <crutchy> paulej72, we need a .xlefay command that disables Imogen
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[03:51:59] <crutchy> so only superops can do stuff
[03:52:22] <crutchy> i gunno if that's even possible
[03:53:07] <crutchy> though i guess you wanna also disable /op
[03:53:18] <chromas> well pj and juggs can /cs recover #Soylent
[03:53:34] <crutchy> ah yeah. founders can do shit can't they
[03:53:52] <JamesNZ> crutchy: And does Mrs. Crutchy know about this new job? :P
[03:54:15] <crutchy> JamesNZ, i'm still testing her :D
[03:54:23] <JamesNZ> :P
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[04:13:40] <mrcoolbp> I think we did disable /op
[04:13:43] <mrcoolbp> .deop
[04:13:43] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[04:13:46] <mrcoolbp> yeah
[04:13:49] <mrcoolbp> have to .op
[04:13:50] <mrcoolbp> .op
[04:13:50] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[04:14:12] <arti> :D
[04:14:13] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: good idea on the .xlefay command have to ping juggs to set that up
[04:16:13] <chromas> /cs op #Soylent MrPlow
[04:17:26] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: you and chromas are basically honorary staff anyway, you guys should just take the titles at some point
[04:17:51] <arti> they're evil minions
[04:17:54] <arti> henchmen
[04:18:03] <mrcoolbp> aye
[04:18:08] <chromas> vhost Soylent/troll/chromas
[04:18:09] <arti> one believes in equality, and the other things music is "cool"
[04:18:22] * arti curses their names
[04:18:22] <mrcoolbp> cloak will be sn/staff/irc/henchmen/
[04:18:22] * chromas doesn't want to lose his awesom-o vhost
[04:18:24] <crutchy> ooh yeah i want that vhost too eh
[04:18:36] <crutchy> not the staff one
[04:18:40] <crutchy> the troll one
[04:19:03] <mrcoolbp> crutchy, chromas if that's the dealbreaker...we may be able to make an exception = )
[04:19:14] <crutchy> ~count nick=chromas channel=#soylent
[04:19:18] <exec> 033
[04:19:32] <SirFinkus> surprised ciri didn't chime in
[04:19:34] <crutchy> ciri?
[04:19:38] <mrcoolbp> ciri!
[04:19:45] <SirFinkus> ciri...
[04:19:46] <mrcoolbp> nah she's dead
[04:19:46] <chromas> color code
[04:19:57] * crutchy nominates ciri for staff irc position
[04:19:59] <mrcoolbp> alright who killed ciri (finally)
[04:20:01] <chromas> ii
[04:20:01] <ciri> III
[04:20:05] <mrcoolbp> 1
[04:20:07] <mrcoolbp> 2
[04:20:07] <ciri> 3
[04:20:11] <mrcoolbp> there she is
[04:20:14] <chromas> ciri++
[04:20:14] <Bender> karma - ciri: -26
[04:20:16] <chromas> ++ciri
[04:20:16] <i_heart_beta> Karma - ciri: 7
[04:20:19] <mrcoolbp> ciri--
[04:20:19] <Bender> karma - ciri: -27
[04:20:24] <SirFinkus> 04,06C07,02I08,12R03,09I00,08 02,07C06,04I04,06R07,02I00,12 03,09C12,08I02,07R06,04I00,06 07,02C08,12I03,09R12,08I
[04:20:31] <mrcoolbp> okay AFK again
[04:20:34] * mrcoolbp goes afk
[04:20:37] <arti> ciri for staff!
[04:20:49] <crutchy> ~rainbow vote 1 ciri!
[04:20:50] <chromas> ciri for staff!!
[04:20:50] <exec> 00,07v00,08o00,09t00,12e00,02 00,06100,04 00,07c00,08i00,09r00,12i00,02!
[04:26:19] <crutchy> chromas, i've made a little macro tool
[04:26:38] <chromas> cool
[04:26:54] <crutchy> .macro .fart ~say <%%dest> who farted?
[04:26:54] <chromas> ~macro-new flood-flood-flood
[04:26:55] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".fart" and command template "~say <%%dest> who farted?" saved
[04:27:02] <crutchy> .fart
[04:27:12] <chromas> aw
[04:27:17] <crutchy> oop
[04:27:20] <crutchy> syntax error
[04:27:31] <crutchy> .macro .fart ~say <%%channel%%> who farted?
[04:27:32] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".fart" and command template "~say <%%channel%%> who farted?" saved
[04:27:36] <crutchy> .fart
[04:27:38] <exec> who farted?
[04:28:26] <crutchy> .macro .say ~say <%%channel%%> %%trailing%%
[04:28:27] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".say" and command template "~say <%%channel%%> %%trailing%%" saved
[04:28:31] <chromas> .macro .ciri.poke ~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%
[04:28:36] <crutchy> .macro .fart -
[04:28:37] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".fart" deleted
[04:28:50] <crutchy> .say i farted
[04:28:51] <exec> i farted
[04:29:00] <crutchy> .macro .say -
[04:29:01] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".say" deleted
[04:29:38] <crutchy> only you and i can set macros atm
[04:29:48] <chromas> .macro .ciri.poke ~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%
[04:29:54] <chromas> must be doin' it wrong
[04:30:08] <chromas> ~say .macro .ciri.poke ~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%
[04:30:09] <exec> .macro .ciri.poke ~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%
[04:30:14] <chromas> aw
[04:30:24] <crutchy> .ciri.poke
[04:30:40] <crutchy> hmm
[04:31:07] <crutchy> oops
[04:31:13] <crutchy> thought i added you to the allowed list
[04:31:16] <crutchy> should work now
[04:31:22] <chromas> .macro .ciri.poke ~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%
[04:31:23] <exec> 02 *** macro with trigger ".ciri.poke" and command template "~say <#> ciri: %%trailing%%" saved
[04:31:29] <chromas> .ciri.poke teste
[04:31:37] <chromas> sweet
[04:31:51] <crutchy> might make some of the shit in #freenode a bit easier
[04:32:00] <crutchy> can assign commands to macros
[04:37:41] <crutchy> hmm. need channel restriction methinks
[04:42:45] <arti> "Salesforce helping employees relocate from Indiana. No word about their employees in India, where homosexuality is illegal"
[05:16:04] <Subsentient> http://imgur.com
[05:16:04] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Saw this on FB, gave me the feels - Imgur
[05:21:50] <crutchy> the US either has to accept the cost of fully socialised healthcare (and go broke in no time) or get out of the way and let the free market work
[05:22:14] <crutchy> the in-between bs imposed atm is stupid
[05:22:55] <crutchy> its prolly stupid in australia too but population here is a fraction of the US and we're not so much public debt
[05:23:47] <chromas> the free market
[05:24:02] <chromas> "oops, we don't cover that"
[05:24:26] <crutchy> corporate welfare in the US is rife more than any other country i think
[05:25:27] <crutchy> any company that can get a decent spot at the public trough is a ticket to 1%-ville for major stockholders
[05:26:36] <crutchy> and so many people think corporate welfare is 'capitalism' lol
[05:26:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - UK Schools Confront Parents About Violent Video Games - http://sylnt.us - watching-how-you-play
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[05:36:39] <arti> crutchy, get 300 million people to agree on something
[05:36:47] <arti> ever tried ordering lunch at your company?
[05:37:57] <crutchy> i think thats why china is socialist. cos i imagine getting over a billion to agree on anything would be tricky too
[05:38:04] <crutchy> politics is hard
[05:38:14] <arti> not according to arm chair blow hards
[05:38:23] <arti> "all ya gotta do is..."
[05:38:29] <arti> "it's simple, just..."
[05:38:38] <arti> kill the batman!
[05:38:52] <crutchy> darth vader kept millions of stormtroopers in check
[05:39:00] <arti> they had the force though
[05:39:03] <crutchy> just need te jedi
[05:39:04] <arti> the only force we've got is greed
[05:39:11] <arti> !g canada jedi religion
[05:39:12] <ciri> 366,000 results | Jedi census phenomenon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | Canada's Jedi Knights not as much of a religious force - Canada ... @ http://www.cbc.ca | Order of the Jedi Inc. - Jedi Church @
[05:39:13] <ciri> http://www.jedichurch.org | OrderoftheJedi.org | Real " Worldwide " Free @ http://www.orderofthejedi.org | The Force apparently weakening in Canada as number of Jedi ... @ https://ca.news.yahoo.com
[05:40:29] <arti> well the good thing is how curable lung cancer is
[05:42:17] <chromas> the force?
[05:42:19] <chromas> #triggered
[05:51:05] <arti> you seen this chromas? https://i.4cdn.org
[05:51:30] <chromas> lolo
[05:51:38] <chromas> haven't seen any of those ads recently either
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[05:57:39] <Ethanol-fueled> sup fellas.
[05:57:39] * arti reposts for ef
[05:57:44] <arti> https://i.4cdn.org
[05:58:11] <Ethanol-fueled> old spice after hours
[05:58:19] <Ethanol-fueled> guaranteed punany
[05:58:29] <takyon> jihad smells good
[05:58:51] Ethanol-fueled is now known as Ali_Al-Houthi
[05:59:14] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Yemen on the take. Yemen? Yeah, man!
[05:59:25] <takyon> that's a fresh identity
[06:00:09] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Many in the United States, including Barack Obama, know that Saudi Arabia teamed up with Israel to carry out 9/11.
[06:01:17] <Ali_Al-Houthi> We the Houthis, along with ISIS, are backed by the United States as proxy warriors, siding with Iran, to carry out revenge against the United States' uneasy former allies.
[06:01:50] <arti> quickly, supply more oil!
[06:02:15] <Ali_Al-Houthi> There is too much opposition within the United States and other friendly countries to release the 9/11 commission report and all other intelligence revealing certain "allies" as enemies.
[06:02:49] <Ali_Al-Houthi> The middle-East is now at war with itself, but the United States is also undergoing a dangerous internal power-struggle.
[06:02:54] <Ali_Al-Houthi> May Allah be with us all!
[06:03:06] <takyon> this pill is very red
[06:03:35] <arti> The middle-easter bunny
[06:03:39] <Ali_Al-Houthi> ALEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEELEE!
[06:03:50] * Ali_Al-Houthi waves scimitar in the air
[06:04:11] <SirFinkus> oh, it's that time again
[06:04:31] * arti grabs some cheese and the KY
[06:04:42] <arti> WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN!?
[06:05:27] <Ali_Al-Houthi> You guys couldn't hang on the squad for not even one second. Ever behead a man and kick his twitching headless body?
[06:05:37] <Ali_Al-Houthi> I do it 20 times a day, all while eating pizza.
[06:05:49] <takyon> what kind of pizza
[06:05:53] <SirFinkus> as founder of #Isis, I resent that remark
[06:05:57] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Halal pizza.
[06:06:04] <takyon> of course
[06:06:09] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Bodies, Finkus, We needs them.
[06:06:17] <arti> like governing bodies?
[06:06:24] <Ali_Al-Houthi> no, cannon fodder
[06:06:34] <Ali_Al-Houthi> bomb delivery meat-vessels.
[06:06:42] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:06:43] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Drowning Pool - Bodies - YouTube
[06:06:55] <arti> did weird al do a cover of that?
[06:07:14] * Ali_Al-Houthi saw drowning pool live at the Mayhem Festival before converting to Islam.
[06:07:18] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Good show, good show.
[06:07:22] <SirFinkus> probably
[06:07:55] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Your metal music, it is good for jihad. Really gets the jew-ces flowing.
[06:08:07] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[06:08:08] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Drowning Pool "Bodies" Parody by Psychostick (I Can Only Count To Four) [OFFICIAL] - YouTube
[06:08:21] <Ali_Al-Houthi> HAHAHAHAH
[06:09:15] <SirFinkus> ISIS does have some pretty good music
[06:09:19] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:09:19] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared | Best Jihadic Nasheed | امتي قد لاح فجر | (English subtitles) - YouTube
[06:10:20] <Ali_Al-Houthi> That song sounds like a final boss fight song in one of the later Final Fantasy games.
[06:11:04] <SirFinkus> they use this one in a lot of their videos
[06:12:48] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Hahaha
[06:13:04] <Ali_Al-Houthi> that "ka-ching" sound of the sword and the bullet sound effect
[06:14:23] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[06:14:24] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03EARTH GETS #BTFO - YouTube
[06:14:42] <SirFinkus> I guess we still have better music though https://www.youtube.com
[06:14:43] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Verdi - Requiem: Dies Irae (Claudio Abbado, Berlin Philharmonic (2002)) - YouTube
[06:14:48] <SirFinkus> I mean, the infidels
[06:14:54] <crutchy> oye focker
[06:15:12] <crutchy> wazzaaap Ali_Al-Houthi
[06:15:22] <Ali_Al-Houthi> sup crutch-dawg
[06:15:27] <Ali_Al-Houthi> how thangs?
[06:15:46] <crutchy> not bad
[06:16:05] <crutchy> dinner tonight is chicken salt with chips
[06:17:48] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[06:17:49] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Gutter Brothers - House Of Ill Repute - YouTube
[06:20:20] <takyon> https://www.youtube.com
[06:20:21] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Shocking ISIS Video - YouTube
[06:21:41] <Ali_Al-Houthi> no gore for me now.
[06:21:44] <Ali_Al-Houthi> about to go to bed.
[06:21:48] <SirFinkus> I love the accidental jihad videos
[06:24:14] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[06:24:15] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Ultimate Allahu Akbar Compilation - YouTube
[06:24:33] <crutchy> holy shit
[06:24:37] <crutchy> http://ptmaster2.deviantart.com
[06:24:37] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03The Joy Ride by ptmaster2 on DeviantArt
[06:25:57] <Ali_Al-Houthi> HAHAHAH
[06:26:05] <crutchy> the future of porn is secure
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[06:26:57] <Ali_Al-Houthi> crutchy, I was looking at some rendering of a recent final fantasy character, and they actually textured her armpit.
[06:27:24] <Ali_Al-Houthi> When you want attention to detail, the Japanese reign supreme.
[06:27:25] <crutchy> its getting crazy awesome
[06:28:13] <Ali_Al-Houthi> finkus, those jihad songs actually sound a lot like irish/scottish folk music
[06:29:35] * chromas notes that uvmapped textures always cover the entire body
[06:29:43] <SirFinkus> actually, yeah they kind of do
[06:29:46] <SirFinkus> hadn't thought about that
[06:29:57] <Ali_Al-Houthi> what is UVmapping, is that a vector thing>
[06:30:15] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Oh, got it.
[06:33:10] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Ay-rabs would probably be pretty cool people if it werent for Islam.
[06:33:28] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Hate to say it, but likely true.
[06:34:11] <SirFinkus> I know a turkish guy, he's pretty cool
[06:34:46] <Ali_Al-Houthi> I don't know any cool turks. The closest cool guy I know is a Chaldean Iraqi refugee
[06:35:12] <SirFinkus> he used to go over there during the summer and stay with his dad
[06:35:23] <SirFinkus> was kind of lame when we were kids
[06:36:18] <Ali_Al-Houthi> I've heard Turkey is cool, pretty secular....but not so sure anymore with recent developments.
[06:37:03] <Ali_Al-Houthi> To be fair, the 'states are the same way.
[06:38:00] <SirFinkus> I think they were/are trying to join the EU, but they don't want them
[06:41:29] <crutchy> maybe islam is the balance of 'western' religions
[06:42:03] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Yeah, they're all pretty bad. It'd be nice if they could keep the traditions that don't involve killing.
[06:42:35] <Ali_Al-Houthi> or we could allocate a continent, say Africa, and let the Christians and Muslims go there for crusades/jihad and duke it out.
[06:42:49] <SirFinkus> the latter options sounds more entertaining
[06:42:51] <Ali_Al-Houthi> only machine guns or lighter weapons allowed.
[06:43:18] <SirFinkus> make it like Battle Royale over the entire continent
[06:43:23] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Hell yeah.
[06:44:02] <crutchy> if you dont like killing for beliefs i think yer on the wrong side
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[06:44:23] <SirFinkus> naw, you don't need to kill any of them
[06:44:26] <SirFinkus> just ship them off
[06:44:37] <crutchy> when arabs start flying armed drones over los angeles, then you can worry
[06:44:40] <SirFinkus> they'll take care of themselves
[06:44:50] <crutchy> till then i think islam has the moral high ground
[06:45:00] <SirFinkus> lol
[06:45:03] <Ali_Al-Houthi> crutchy, I'm more afraid of the LAPD and the Sherrifs than Jihadists.
[06:45:06] <SirFinkus> no side has the moral high ground
[06:45:09] <crutchy> regardless of what christianity or catholicism or whatever thinks
[06:45:22] <crutchy> SirFinkus, yeah i agree
[06:45:23] <arti> the trick to the sherrifs is lots of fast motions
[06:45:25] <Ali_Al-Houthi> LA is no joke, you had the Rampart division, and recently you had both the PD and SHerrifs there running little black ops.
[06:45:28] <crutchy> we're all human scum
[06:45:38] <SirFinkus> we drone strike and torture them, they behead people and light them on fire
[06:45:42] <crutchy> but islam is definitely no worse
[06:46:01] <SirFinkus> I wouldn't go that far
[06:46:06] <arti> lol
[06:46:06] <ciri> :D
[06:46:09] <crutchy> of course you wouldn't
[06:46:11] <arti> "yeah they're all the same"
[06:46:19] <chromas> crutchy is a racist
[06:46:28] <chromas> "they all look the same to me"
[06:46:31] <arti> that's like saying all food is a like
[06:46:32] <crutchy> nah. i hate all races equally
[06:46:33] <SirFinkus> even the "peaceful" nations like saudi arabia are shitty
[06:46:48] <Ali_Al-Houthi> everybody ignore crutchy, he's a racist. Nothing he says could possibly be of any value since somebody said he was a racist.
[06:47:02] <arti> calling someone a racist helps further the conversation
[06:47:06] <crutchy> SirFinkus, saudi arabia is one of the worse countries because of a US alliance
[06:47:27] <arti> says someone from a country involved in a US alliance
[06:47:38] <SirFinkus> because of? I don't think we're manipulating them into executing people accused of sorcery
[06:47:49] <arti> america is the great satan
[06:47:56] <crutchy> yeah but straya has been america's lapdog for ages
[06:47:57] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Aussies are kissing up to CHINA now.
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[06:48:09] <Ali_Al-Houthi> Soon Aussies will be COMMIE REDS.
[06:48:09] * arti feeds crutchy more lappysnax
[06:48:11] <crutchy> we playing both sides :p
[06:48:34] <Ali_Al-Houthi> crutchy, right up until America invades you
[06:48:47] <Ali_Al-Houthi> We will misuse your womenfolk and march you in front of our tanks
[06:48:48] <SirFinkus> we give them legitimacy by being allies, but they're rich as fuck and could probably manage on their own
[06:48:48] <arti> why, we already have enough of dry areas in the US
[06:48:51] <Ali_Al-Houthi> It will be glorious.
[06:48:55] <crutchy> china won't give up its mining province so easily
[06:49:05] <crutchy> that's pretty much what we'll become
[06:49:14] <arti> more coal!
[06:49:30] Ali_Al-Houthi is now known as Kangaroo-Killa
[06:49:30] <arti> in china, coal is really good for the environment
[06:50:02] <crutchy> where did i read about arabs importing sand from australia?
[06:50:21] <crutchy> there was something on the internet so it must be true
[06:50:24] <arti> SirFinkus, with your turk friend did you try any food of theirs?
[06:50:38] <SirFinkus> not really, he doesn't cook
[06:50:41] <Kangaroo-Killa> Arab money is a house of cards. I kinda laugh at all these tall buildings and other pissing contests the Arabs are undertaking.
[06:50:52] <Kangaroo-Killa> It's gaudy and tacky.
[06:50:55] <arti> they're just trying to build a plan B for when the milkshake runs out
[06:51:02] <arti> also, it's amusing when it rains there
[06:51:06] <arti> dat leaks
[06:51:06] <crutchy> arti, i agree
[06:51:11] <SirFinkus> I had an Israeli friend when I was younger and his mom would make delicious food every night
[06:51:18] <arti> once that milkshake runs out, they're doomed man
[06:51:43] <SirFinkus> from scratch shit every night, she'd be cooking for several hours a day
[06:51:45] <crutchy> they'll start kissing up to china too when that happens
[06:51:46] <arti> not like it's a great place to vacation. kissin your wife? that's a jailin'
[06:52:00] <arti> it's like vacation hardmode
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[06:52:12] <arti> do you have to surrender your passport?
[06:52:15] <Kangaroo-Killa> arti, and being jailed for 10 years for having marijuana residue on your shoe sole or some shit
[06:52:23] <arti> fuck that
[06:52:25] <Kangaroo-Killa> like that Jamacan in Dubai.
[06:52:41] <Kangaroo-Killa> Erik Prince, the founder of Blackwater, is now based out of Dubai.
[06:52:42] <arti> i think it was more because he was uh... token
[06:52:50] <arti> he has an army
[06:52:50] <chromas> Jamaican me cry mon
[06:52:56] <SirFinkus> I want to visit North Korea
[06:52:58] <Kangaroo-Killa> haha arti...skillful use of word choice there.
[06:53:04] <Kangaroo-Killa> that's tact.
[06:53:09] * arti tips hat
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[06:53:34] <arti> i've had vietnamese food on the brain recently
[06:53:37] <arti> vermicelli <3
[06:53:52] <arti> i'm enabling beast mode tomorrow
[06:54:10] <arti> going to have to work on making fish sauce at home
[06:54:10] <Kangaroo-Killa> Wuts dat Arti?
[06:54:14] <SirFinkus> I've been craving curry for about a month now
[06:54:14] <Kangaroo-Killa> holy shit.
[06:54:17] <SirFinkus> indian curry
[06:54:25] * arti doesn't really care for indian curry
[06:54:32] <arti> japanese > thai > indian
[06:54:34] <SirFinkus> heretic
[06:54:39] <SirFinkus> bleh
[06:54:45] <SirFinkus> you have that exactly backwards
[06:54:47] <Kangaroo-Killa> that sounds good.
[06:55:07] <Kangaroo-Killa> some jungle or panang curry.
[06:55:11] <arti> Kangaroo-Killa: dude, trust me. get the vermicelli next time you visit a decent viet joint
[06:55:17] <arti> panang curry++
[06:55:23] <arti> i love that shit as hot as possible
[06:55:30] <arti> like maximum heat
[06:55:44] <SirFinkus> panang doesn't sound Japanese
[06:55:49] <arti> "c3p0 ask the cook if it goes to 11"
[06:56:08] Kangaroo-Killa is now known as Greasy_Burger-Breath
[06:56:15] <arti> i've been avoding burgers :(
[06:56:16] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> hell naw, arti.
[06:56:24] <SirFinkus> burgers are delicious
[06:56:26] <arti> i like them, we're good friends.
[06:56:26] <SirFinkus> idgaf
[06:56:38] <arti> they'll make your heart pop by 40 if you eat that shit like skittles
[06:56:40] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> I love heat. But dat digestive tract...ruined for days
[06:56:58] <arti> just get baby wipes bro
[06:57:01] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> I top out at 4.
[06:57:08] <arti> QUAD WIPE ENABLED
[06:57:20] * arti /dev/hummus
[06:57:22] <SirFinkus> I typically go for the medium or whatever
[06:57:42] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> I once lived with a man who did 10 at a chinese place. He spent the whole next day with -- literally -- screaming shits
[06:57:53] <arti> like they came out hissing
[06:57:59] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Our bathroom sounded like one of Saddam's torture chambers.
[06:58:03] <arti> Vat is all that hisssssing /german
[06:58:27] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> "Aaaaaahhhh! Make it stop! Pleeeease, make it stop! God! Zeus!"
[06:58:30] <arti> beats sharing a klo with koreans, nothing like shoe prints on the seat to set the pace
[06:59:19] <arti> Team Spirit realty, damn them all
[07:00:13] <arti> ef: http://coalitionstate.com
[07:00:39] <arti> might have to wget that
[07:00:44] <arti> :(
[07:00:45] <crutchy> ~link thepriceisworthit https://www.youtube.com
[07:00:47] <exec> └─ thepriceisworthit => https://www.youtube.com
[07:01:09] <SirFinkus> shit, hungry now
[07:01:26] <arti> i wish we could all hit up a joint
[07:01:30] <arti> i'm down
[07:01:45] <crutchy> need code arti
[07:01:55] <SirFinkus> I would be too, but teleportation has not been invented yet
[07:01:55] <arti> code for the code god
[07:01:59] <crutchy> i go nuts when i'm in a coding groove
[07:02:06] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> if dey got oysters and whole fish, I'm down.
[07:02:28] <crutchy> atm i'm gettin high on apple juice
[07:02:32] <arti> i know a korean place that'll serve that
[07:02:48] * arti likes their stone bowl things
[07:03:01] <crutchy> Greasy_Burger-Breath, does it come served on warm fuzz?
[07:03:10] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti, the best fried chicken in San Diego is cooked by Asians.
[07:03:16] <arti> do they use panko?
[07:03:33] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti - for the oysters, yes. For the chicken, no.
[07:03:46] <SirFinkus> I think I might have to do chili fries
[07:03:58] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> (actually, I think one place uses a non-standard ingredient for the chicken batter)
[07:04:01] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> forgot the details.
[07:04:02] <arti> there's a rotating sushi place that makes it with panko. i usually get like 4 plates of it
[07:04:22] <arti> depends on the mood. sometimes i'm all about the rolls/sashimi
[07:04:45] <arti> crutchy, kudos on the code groove.
[07:05:44] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> chili-cheese fries are my kryptonite
[07:05:54] <crutchy> still working on my little ircd. seems to sorta moistly work. gotta ask chromas if he can try connecting again cos i think there's some minor variations
[07:06:01] <arti> Greasy_Burger-Breath, you eaten at umami?
[07:06:07] <chromas> moistly++
[07:06:07] <Bender> karma - moistly: 1
[07:06:12] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> crutchy, I'll have to second those kudos but only because you code in PHP, one of the ugliest languages ever invented.
[07:06:24] <crutchy> heh
[07:06:24] <arti> lol, perl takes the cake
[07:06:52] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> no arti, sounds interesting though.
[07:06:52] <arti> timtowtdi
[07:06:56] <arti> oh dude
[07:07:00] <chromas> 3 wiki spams within 15 minutes. new soylent record
[07:07:01] <crutchy> php sucks compared to pascal, but its libraries make shit so easy
[07:07:02] <ciri> 4
[07:07:03] <ciri> 5
[07:07:04] <arti> get the truffle fries there
[07:07:04] <ciri> 6
[07:07:06] <ciri> 7
[07:07:08] <ciri> 8
[07:07:10] <ciri> 9
[07:07:12] <ciri> 10!
[07:07:17] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Definitely.
[07:07:20] <arti> the truffle burger is the best burger thing i've eaten
[07:07:23] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[07:08:11] <SirFinkus> I like it simple, I just like 5 guys or somehting
[07:08:20] <crutchy> !grab SirFinkus
[07:08:20] <Bender> Added quote 453
[07:08:21] <chromas> Bender: grab SirFinkus
[07:08:21] <Bender> Added quote 454
[07:08:23] <arti> this is simpler and better, wagyu beef
[07:08:23] <chromas> aw
[07:08:30] <SirFinkus> I'll admit I haven't had one
[07:08:33] <arti> !g wagyu beef
[07:08:34] <ciri> 1,100,000 results | Wagyu - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | Kobe Beef & Wagyu Beef | Allen Brothers @ http://www.allenbrothers.com | Wagyu Beef - Aged Steaks - All Natural - American Raised - Lobel's ... @ http://www.lobels.com | Images for wagyu beef | Food's Biggest Scam, Part 2: "Domestic" Kobe And
[07:08:35] <ciri> Wagyu Beef ... @ http://www.forbes.com
[07:08:41] <chromas> need quote deduplication
[07:08:49] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> There's kind of a trend here to mix bacon into hamburger. I tried it using 1 part bacon and 3 parts burger, and the patties were delicious but had a rubbery texture....even though it was all professionally ground and mixed.
[07:08:56] <arti> i think it's meh
[07:09:01] <arti> i ate at slaters 50/50
[07:09:06] <SirFinkus> don't mix the bacon with the beef
[07:09:19] <SirFinkus> bacon on a burger should be a little crispy, mixing it ruins that
[07:09:23] <arti> it was alright, costly and well, they serve better cocktails
[07:09:25] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti, did you have a similar experience (unpleasantly rubbery texture?)
[07:09:25] <SirFinkus> it has to be a distinct element
[07:09:49] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> yeah, I agree finkus...the best bacon is dry, uniformly crispy, and cooked in the oven.
[07:09:51] <arti> i like them separate, you get a different cook when they're blended
[07:10:13] <SirFinkus> also "kobe" beef isn't available outside of Japan, some US people have hybrid breed, but the Japanese kobe beef gets feed a special diet and massaged and shit
[07:10:23] <SirFinkus> naw, just plain bacon needs a little give to it
[07:10:28] <crutchy> eventually they'll just have a cattle yard with a race that goes into a big chopping musher thing and they'll just push cows, pigs, sheep, dogs, arabs and elephants into it (hair, teeth, shit and all) and they'll call it 'soylent green'
[07:10:31] <SirFinkus> but if on a burger, crispy
[07:10:33] <arti> i don't like carbon bacon
[07:10:39] <arti> i don't like meat bubblegum
[07:11:10] <chromas> crutchy: the hell you say! don't cross the meatstreams
[07:11:12] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> 's why you bake bacon in the oven on foil, and serve it on paper towels.
[07:11:22] <arti> i love our convos here. islam, us policy, healthcare, code, food
[07:11:45] <chromas> ~last channel=# nick=ciri
[07:11:48] <exec> 03[2015-04-03 07:11:1] # <ciri> Yup, i wanna get laid. Equality means too have a get out of the road guy with crazy snake hunting skills.
[07:11:48] <SirFinkus> that's the main problem with Islam: no bacon
[07:12:02] <SirFinkus> they'd probably be a lot less grumpy if they could eat bacon
[07:12:04] <crutchy> ciri++
[07:12:04] <Bender> karma - ciri: -26
[07:12:07] <arti> more like all moves == go to jail
[07:12:23] <arti> islam, not a dslam.
[07:12:30] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> religions that repress always cause catastrophic explosions in their adherents.
[07:12:44] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> sometimes literally.
[07:12:49] <arti> a religion of piece(s)
[07:12:53] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> hahah
[07:13:02] <chromas> well the prohibition worked for us; do it for everything
[07:13:27] <arti> like ban women?
[07:13:33] <crutchy> noooooo!
[07:13:36] <chromas> ban everything
[07:13:37] <arti> think of how fabulous that'd be
[07:13:42] <SirFinkus> so this cheese has 20% my daily value of calcium, therefore these fries are going to be healthy
[07:13:46] <chromas> just sit there quietly until morning
[07:13:52] <crutchy> even if they're buttugly there's always beer and paper bags
[07:13:53] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Fuck no. If women were banned I'd probably detonate myself in public.
[07:14:04] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> As intolerable as they are...
[07:14:10] <chromas> welcome aboard, Greasy_Burger-Breath
[07:14:16] <chromas> here's your vest
[07:14:26] <arti> like there wouldn't be speakeasys
[07:14:33] <SirFinkus> well, they ban beer too
[07:14:39] <SirFinkus> so we're all in trouble
[07:14:43] <arti> music, depictions of men
[07:14:57] <arti> that's why western medicine jumped ahead
[07:15:09] <crutchy> "sure love. i'll be glad to go home with yer and give yer a good rodgering after i finish a few more beers. you also just need to put this bag over yer head'
[07:15:22] <arti> rodgering.
[07:15:26] <SirFinkus> why do you think I want chili fries at midnight?
[07:15:27] * arti adds to vocab
[07:15:38] <crutchy> ~define rodgering
[07:15:40] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03rodgering: Anal sex,buggeration,bumfuckery.
[07:15:42] <arti> !decide "allah wills it" "because"
[07:15:42] <ciri> The roll of the dice picks: because.
[07:15:44] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> crutchy, I love me some fatties and uglies.
[07:15:58] <arti> i'm more of a fan of innies
[07:16:17] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> They're so goddamn appreciative, even the angry ones.
[07:16:28] <arti> as an aside, did you see the beavis and butthead link the other day, i came across a clip of a german dubbed one. they did a pretty good job
[07:16:41] * crutchy likes a bit of cushion for the pushin
[07:16:59] <arti> you don't like skeletor and the attack of the bones?
[07:17:22] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti, I lost at Castlevania too many times as a kid.
[07:17:48] <arti> castlevania++
[07:17:48] <Bender> karma - castlevania: 1
[07:18:04] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> humpers--
[07:18:04] <Bender> karma - humpers: -1
[07:18:12] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> you know what I'm talkin' about, arti
[07:18:18] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> the humpers were the worst.
[07:18:36] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[07:18:36] <i_heart_beta> ^✓ 03Beavis Butthead (german) (tv-rip by Boom-Boom) - YouTube
[07:18:58] <SirFinkus> oh man, a complication, the jalepenos aren't already cut
[07:19:03] <SirFinkus> I may be foiled
[07:19:13] <arti> you like your jalepenos uncut eh ^_~
[07:19:41] <arti> i have some filthy velveda i can add to the quest items.
[07:20:06] <arti> i like real cheese too, but there's part of me that likes the sevo nachos
[07:20:31] <arti> kielbasa has been the evil ingredient of the week
[07:20:39] <arti> +7 to stun.
[07:21:56] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti, using cheese whiz is also an emerging fad here
[07:22:07] <arti> i don't really like whipped products
[07:22:10] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> usually on shit like craft philly cheesesteaks etc.
[07:22:21] <arti> it's meh to me, but to each their own
[07:22:38] <arti> philly cheesesteaks, where you'll be passing it when you're 80
[07:23:30] <SirFinkus> I always liked provolone a phillies, but cheese whiz is the traditional topping
[07:23:47] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> real cheese is always better
[07:24:21] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Hmm, haven't had pupusas in awhile. Think it's high time for some
[07:24:32] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> with some yucca root (which is a lot like potato)
[07:25:06] * SirFinkus is listening to Graveyard — Uncomfortably Numb, from the album Hisingen Blues
[07:25:12] <SirFinkus> damn good song
[07:25:25] <arti> pupusas are awesome
[07:25:27] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> bumpin some 8-bit music here.
[07:25:36] <SirFinkus> meh
[07:25:38] <arti> i've got a grip of chiptunes
[07:25:42] <arti> 100s
[07:25:51] <SirFinkus> I don't understand the appeal aside from nostalgia
[07:26:07] <arti> i don't understand why some guys like sin the dee
[07:26:30] <SirFinkus> "I've been leaving you since the day we met" is such a good line
[07:26:33] <arti> btw, for a really dumb movie that i laughed at, Get Hard.
[07:27:00] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> sounds like a good project (likely already done) write a program that can efficiently convert music to input to an emulated NES sound chip
[07:27:43] <chromas> ~define sin the dee
[07:27:55] <exec> [stoacademy] 03sin the dee: The Captain's Table - A station in Star Trek Online where lifetime subscribers can visit. It can be accessed near the homeplanet of each faction. The Captain's Table is also a series of Star Trek book...
[07:28:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Suppressing Old Memories Key to Learning New Ones - http://sylnt.us - not-forgetting-but-learning
[07:28:33] <SirFinkus> lol star trek online
[07:29:27] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> The beauty of chiptunes is how they worked around a lot of the limitations of the hardware
[07:29:36] <arti> Greasy_Burger-Breath: i think it's called insert shekles into freelancer website and out pops tunes
[07:31:40] <arti> do you like the demo scene ef?
[07:32:23] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> arti, no time for it. Would If I did.
[07:32:30] <SirFinkus> I'm using garlic fries as the base for my chili fries
[07:33:39] <arti> are you making some right now?
[07:33:46] <arti> you should twitch tream it
[07:33:48] <SirFinkus> I Have been for a while now
[07:33:50] <SirFinkus> lolno
[07:33:53] <arti> lolyes
[07:34:05] <arti> and talk like the swedish chef
[07:34:15] <SirFinkus> nothing to see
[07:34:15] <arti> takeadapeppor
[07:34:42] <arti> a wizard makes food precisely when he means to!
[07:35:29] <SirFinkus> there's nothing to stream really, I got the fries and the chili made, and it's sitting in the oven while I go take a piss every 15 mintues
[07:36:02] <arti> you must drink lots of fluids.
[07:36:17] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Oatis
[07:36:19] <SirFinkus> well, I got more Oatis
[07:36:21] <SirFinkus> lol
[07:36:21] <ciri> :D
[07:36:27] <arti> do you do like the braves and drink lots to wake up early and strike?
[07:36:28] <SirFinkus> someone called it
[07:36:38] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Fuck that shit. I got some Big Eye here.
[07:36:53] <arti> big eye, sounds like a prison slut name
[07:37:00] <SirFinkus> you're just jealous you can't get it where you live
[07:37:04] <SirFinkus> sour grapes
[07:37:09] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Ballast Point names their beers after fishes
[07:37:25] <SirFinkus> I like their grapefruit sculpin
[07:37:27] * Greasy_Burger-Breath prefers sculpin but Big Eye is good enough tonight.
[07:37:30] <SirFinkus> I think that's ballast point
[07:37:33] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> yup.
[07:37:46] <SirFinkus> probably my favorite IPA, pricey though
[07:37:55] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Yeah, it is.
[07:38:38] <SirFinkus> I've got oatis and I'm trying hop czar, which is pretty meh
[07:38:42] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> Grapefruit Sculpin is delicious but like an extra 6 bucks here.
[07:38:52] <SirFinkus> for a 6 pack it's like $15
[07:39:04] <SirFinkus> still a good treat
[07:39:18] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> yup, treated my friends to it for the holidays.
[07:39:21] <arti> holy shit
[07:39:39] * arti shares kettle chips, jalapeno flavor
[07:39:59] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> no salt and vinegar arti? Shame on you, California has eaten into your brain.
[07:40:14] <SirFinkus> I was just about to chastise him for the same reason Greasy_Burger-Breath
[07:40:22] <SirFinkus> you get Tims down where you live?
[07:41:30] <arti> tims?
[07:41:39] <arti> "can i have s'more?"
[07:41:43] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> not me finkus
[07:41:56] <arti> i like spicy stuff you weak gutted ninny
[07:41:58] <SirFinkus> oh, they're the shit
[07:42:03] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> hahah, got me there.
[07:42:15] <arti> salty is good, too.
[07:42:15] <SirFinkus> red pinstriped bag, can't miss them
[07:42:27] <arti> oh the chips
[07:42:29] <arti> i know them
[07:42:31] <SirFinkus> proper chips
[07:42:40] <SirFinkus> will destroy your mouth if you eat too many
[07:42:47] <SirFinkus> that's how you know they're good
[07:42:49] <arti> yeah, i've had those. tims cascade or something right?
[07:43:00] <arti> SirFinkus: capn crunch does the same thing
[07:43:02] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> real homemade potato chips are hard as fuck
[07:43:15] <SirFinkus> yup arti
[07:43:30] <arti> reminds me of a el torro bravo, giant tortilla chips
[07:43:38] <SirFinkus> really, most of the other salt an vinegar chips I've tried are shitty in comparison
[07:44:03] <SirFinkus> cheese is almost browned :D
[07:44:43] <SirFinkus> I don't have any tims to go along with this, but my heart probably couldnt take that
[07:44:52] <arti> lol
[07:44:52] <ciri> now that is funny
[07:46:33] * SirFinkus says as he adds two slices of cooked bacon he found in the fridge to the chili fries
[07:48:32] <arti> [ This Kills the Heart ]
[07:48:57] <SirFinkus> I'm still youngish, I've got 10 years before this all catches up with me
[07:49:36] <arti> :)
[07:49:57] <arti> alright, time to read more on fascism ciao
[07:51:45] <SirFinkus> moment of truth
[07:52:02] <SirFinkus> delicious, but what else could it be?
[07:56:55] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> fucking run and pump iron
[07:57:10] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> will stave off the harmful yet delicious effects of the junk food.
[07:57:45] <SirFinkus> I bike pretty much everywhere when the weather is nice
[07:58:00] <SirFinkus> hopefully that will help
[08:05:49] <SirFinkus> damn, I already have heartburn
[08:07:19] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> hell yeah, it's worth it.
[08:10:54] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> I wish i had not already eaten dinner, but I have beer to tide me over. Got a boat trip for work tomorrow, which means we stop at a bitchin' taco shop on the way.
[08:12:10] <SirFinkus> tacos are pretty good
[08:13:20] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> I go for the heart-attack omelette. a spartan cheese omelette served with rice and beans and topped with a whole plate-section worth of crispy thick-cut bacon bits.
[08:14:00] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> saltier than a sailor's cock or a prostitute's groin.
[08:14:32] <SirFinkus> sounds good, needs onions though
[08:26:51] <chromas> crutchy++
[08:26:51] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 144
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[08:29:21] <Greasy_Burger-Breath> man, teh urge to sleep is taking a bat to me. Good night, fellas@
[08:29:31] <JamesNZ> Night Greasy_Burger-Breath \o
[08:29:32] <SirFinkus> night
[08:29:45] <JamesNZ> Evening SirFinkus \o
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[08:29:57] <SirFinkus> well, I'm still up
[08:38:02] <chromas> crutchy++ # irc-based spamctl
[08:38:02] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 145
[08:38:09] <chromas> (for the wiki)
[09:22:06] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[09:22:08] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN journal Doing a Let's Play Series of NetHack and Future Livestreams 04(0 comments)
[09:22:23] <crutchy> "this is the closest thing I have to a blod [sic]"
[09:22:25] <crutchy> :D
[09:22:43] <crutchy> blods++
[09:22:43] <Bender> karma - blods: 1
[09:30:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Futuremark Add API Overhead Testing To 3DMark Advanced and Professional Editions - http://sylnt.us - my-software-is-faster-than-your-software
[09:32:38] * chromas wonders if x0908d3b2 is poke-able to acquire backlog
[09:32:58] <crutchy> ke?
[09:33:20] <crutchy> is that a bot?
[09:33:35] <chromas> he's been here awhile. he might have more backlog than I. and he's running quassel so I know his logs are awesom-o
[09:33:45] <crutchy> ah
[09:33:57] <crutchy> loggie's should be faily complete
[09:34:08] <crutchy> i can parse them out for you if you want
[09:34:29] <chromas> at least they have seconds
[09:34:36] <chromas> the one on the wiki doesn't even have seconds
[09:34:39] <chromas> I made a little tool
[09:34:43] <crutchy> ah
[09:34:45] <crutchy> noice
[09:34:48] <crutchy> chromas++
[09:34:48] <Bender> karma - chromas: 90
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[09:35:17] <crutchy> oky doky
[09:35:20] <crutchy> coffee++
[09:35:20] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1236
[09:35:23] <crutchy> :/
[09:35:27] <chromas> I just have to figure out how to query two tables with the records interleaved as if they're one
[09:35:31] <chromas> poor exec
[09:35:53] <crutchy> hmm. not frozed
[09:36:03] <crutchy> dunno wtf happened then
[09:36:28] <crutchy> sylnt pinged out on freenode too
[09:36:40] * crutchy wonders if it might have had something to do with that
[09:41:22] <NCommander> hey crutchy
[09:41:27] <NCommander> I actually did record the intro video
[09:49:41] <NCommander> I'm not posting it publicly yet until the first few episodes are done
[09:49:45] <NCommander> But feedback welcome: https://www.youtube.com
[09:49:46] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Let's Play: NetHack (Introduction and Overview) - YouTube
[10:05:18] <SirFinkus> https://www.youtube.com
[10:05:19] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03First NetHack bot ascension - YouTube
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[10:09:00] <NCommander> SirFinkus, I saw that
[10:13:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[10:13:07] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1237
[10:14:44] <SirFinkus> off to play dcss I guess
[10:14:52] <chromas> speedrun++
[10:14:52] <Bender> karma - speedrun: 1
[10:39:47] <SirFinkus> I'm bad at this game
[11:04:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i decided today would be a good day to encrypt all my shat. going with dm_crypt and luks.
[11:08:31] <crutchy> omg
[11:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> wut?
[11:08:48] <crutchy> started watching the nethack video
[11:08:59] <chromas> now you want to play?
[11:09:05] * crutchy suspects that NCommander may in fact be an american
[11:09:23] <chromas> from the wrong end of the country
[11:09:41] <NCommander> chromas, I like playing games :)
[11:09:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> missed that. didn't get all my new wireless kit in until yesterday and tethering over bluetooth just don't cut it.
[11:09:49] <NCommander> Its just, sleep becomes more important
[11:10:04] <chromas> sleep--
[11:10:04] <Bender> karma - sleep: 15
[11:10:55] * chromas stayed up late watching the live stream, fell asleep with it going, and after getting up suddenly it decided to crap out
[11:11:04] <crutchy> ~queue
[11:11:38] <chromas> do you have to be speshul to do live streams on youtube?
[11:12:18] <crutchy> spacex can do it, so maybe you have to either be an astronaut or be facebook friends with elon musk
[11:14:32] <chromas> elon natural spring water
[11:14:37] <crutchy> damn. NCommander sounds like a normal guy instead of a superhuman alien perl freak spawned by an evening of drunken lovemaking between agent smith and chuck norris
[11:14:54] <crutchy> suggestion: use a vadervoice :p
[11:15:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, that's just his disguise. like superman's glasses.
[11:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, i should be starting back on rehash monday. gotta go get car tags n insurance today. maybe a driver's license and fishing license too.
[11:17:53] <NCommander> crutchy, mrcoolbp has met me in real life :P
[11:18:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> going after the utf8 bugs first since i'm the one most familiar with the nonsense unless you got something else for me what needs to take priority.
[11:21:52] <chromas> here's an important thing—swapping out the base64 comment expander icons to url references :)
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[11:22:47] <chromas> maybe a string somewhere the js can reference so it knows which icons to load, so they can match the theme
[11:26:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, nifty. you should get right on that.
[11:27:04] <crutchy> nethack is full of terminology
[11:27:33] <chromas> perl gives me shrinkage
[11:27:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but like you said, it's javascript
[11:28:00] <crutchy> not just a metter of running around in ascii-space and playing pacman on the dots
[11:28:41] <chromas> the templates aren't
[11:29:09] <chromas> crutchy: are you hooked yet?
[11:29:42] <crutchy> i kinda like it from a wackery hackery point of view
[11:29:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, you write the js and do up the icons, i'll put it in the templates.
[11:30:28] * chromas made svg icons once; didn't get used
[11:30:42] <crutchy> i'm watching the video thinking "how can i code something outta this?"
[11:30:42] * chromas notes that firefox doesn't embed svgz icons
[11:31:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Research Indicates Black Holes May Not Destroy Information - http://sylnt.us - where-did-I-put-my-keys?
[11:32:09] <chromas> it just compresses the data with pigzip
[11:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> svgs are for pansies who didn't think to work in 4k resolution on the master
[11:33:12] <chromas> rasterized icons are alright, but they still need a non-pixel-pased sizing 'cause right now they're dots on my phone
[11:33:27] <chromas> most of the site looks good though
[11:33:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> phones suck, whadda ya spect?
[11:34:04] <chromas> the browsers definitely suck. For some reason there's some dipshit option they respect that makes sites non-zoomable
[11:34:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> see thas insane
[11:35:09] * chromas blames mozilla
[11:35:20] <chromas> z/i/zere/
[11:35:23] * TheMightyBuzzard blames godzilla
[11:35:24] <chromas> s/z/i/zere/
[11:35:57] <crutchy> lol
[11:35:58] <crutchy> <exec> [#NetHack] Spaxys (Wiz Elf Mal Cha), 12035 points, T:4745, petrified by tasting cockatrice meat
[11:36:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:36:18] <crutchy> sounds nasty
[11:36:29] <chromas> can you get pinions from them in nethack?
[11:36:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> i always run outa food myself.
[11:37:45] * chromas started on a Borland-style rehash theme
[11:38:05] <chromas> A theme nobody wants
[11:38:40] <crutchy> NCommander, if you wanna make your nethack reviews popular you gotta pretend to be scared of them ascii monsters and squeal like a girl and comment on everything that looks like it could be construed as a penis
[11:39:06] <crutchy> oh, and laugh at yourself in a really over the top laugh
[11:39:13] <chromas> Everything can and should be construed as a penis
[11:39:21] <crutchy> !grab chromas
[11:39:21] <Bender> Added quote 455
[11:40:17] <crutchy> and come up with some kinda punchline, like hoefist
[11:40:48] <crutchy> audiomachine++
[11:40:48] <Bender> karma - audiomachine: 3
[11:41:04] <crutchy> exec term is goin nuts again
[11:43:36] <chromas> ~random message=monster
[11:43:40] <exec> 03[2014-03-05 12:33:32] #Soylent <Hyper> > arti and StHackNSlash's persistent refuting of Microsoft FUD impresses the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and he touches them with his noodly appendage.
[11:44:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~random message=systemd
[11:44:56] <exec> 03[2014-09-25 08:14:2] #Soylent <crutchy> does that mean there's a systemdd :p
[11:47:23] <chromas> ~random channel=#systemd
[11:47:34] <exec> 03[2014-12-16 05:31:0] #systemd <fdo-vcs> 03harald 05master df17dde 10src/nss-myhostname/nss-myhostname.c * nss-myhostname: also recognize "gateway."
[11:47:41] <chromas> Aw
[11:47:59] <chromas> Is there a regex to not match something?
[11:48:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> [^something] maybe?
[11:48:38] <crutchy> need bytram
[11:48:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> may need to be [^(something)] though. i forget
[11:48:53] <crutchy> master regexpert
[11:49:25] <chromas> ~random channel=#systemd nick=[^fdo-vcs]
[11:49:28] <exec> 03[2014-10-31 18:07:1] #systemd <jhass> in any case, timesyncd ensures a monotonic system clock by writing the current time to a file on shutdown
[11:49:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~random message=[^(foo)]
[11:49:39] <exec> 03[2014-09-07 02:34:1] #Soylent <chromas> "We'll spool a line directly to your house"
[11:50:20] <CoolHand> my regex cheat sheet says [^ ] - negates anything in the brackets
[11:50:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~last nick=TheMightyBuzzard message=[^(forget)]
[11:50:41] <exec> 03[2015-04-03 11:49:3] #Soylent <TheMightyBuzzard> ~random message=[^(foo)]
[11:50:55] <crutchy> chromas, dude you have a regex cheat sheet?
[11:51:06] <crutchy> there's gotta be medication for that
[11:51:09] <chromas> No. Good idea though
[11:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> man perlre
[11:51:49] <chromas> Would nerd up the room a bit more than just blank walls
[11:52:06] <crutchy> breasts can be just as effective
[11:52:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab crutchy
[11:52:16] <Bender> Added quote 456
[11:52:21] <crutchy> s/$/anime /
[11:52:21] <sedctl> <crutchy> breasts can be just as effectiveanime
[11:52:30] <crutchy> oops. wrong char
[11:52:47] <chromas> ~first message=breasts
[11:52:50] <exec> 03[2014-02-25 04:37:50] #Soylent <SpallsHurgenson> either that or low-hanging breasts and your navel.
[11:52:51] <crutchy> maybe i should have put regexps on my wall instead
[11:54:07] * crutchy needs to change color of his own messages
[11:54:14] <crutchy> eyes are straining
[11:54:45] <crutchy> laying on a couch with screens sitting on coffee table
[11:56:05] <chromas> Get regex tattoos on the wife. Then as you get older and droopier the font size increases to match your vision loss
[11:56:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas: s/font/bewb/
[11:56:51] <sedctl> <TheMightyBuzzard> <chromas> Get regex tattoos on the wife. Then as you get older and droopier the bewb size increases to match your vision loss
[11:56:55] <crutchy> nah i'd end up with arial narrow instead of arial black
[11:57:34] <chromas> Steelfish
[11:57:53] <chromas> Tall and narrow
[11:58:14] * NCommander goes to get some sleep
[11:58:29] <chromas> Drooping to 48pt
[11:58:52] <chromas> Night NCommanderTaco
[11:58:54] <crutchy> g'night NCommander
[11:59:04] <crutchy> cool vid btw
[11:59:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite oh fearless leader
[11:59:12] <crutchy> NCommander++
[11:59:12] <Bender> karma - ncommander: 75
[11:59:51] <chromas> ✋++
[12:00:02] <chromas> ++✋
[12:00:02] <i_heart_beta> Karma - ✋: 1
[12:00:04] <crutchy> ✋
[12:00:28] <crutchy> 💩
[12:00:29] * exec chucks a nasty sloppy dogshit at aqu4
[12:00:36] <chromas> Why is there 💩 but no bird?
[12:00:53] * chromas gives ciri the 🐦
[12:03:17] <chromas> Channel needs more 🐴 humor
[12:04:11] <crutchy> this is a ciriass channel. no humor allowed
[12:05:17] <chromas> Hay! Apple-igize for that
[12:05:31] <chromas> 🐴💩
[12:06:42] * chromas wonders if floating eyeballs can be defeated by running around them really fast
[12:06:43] <crutchy> ~define FNaF
[12:06:54] <exec> FNaF: unable to find definition
[12:08:00] <crutchy> ~define-add FNaF,
[12:08:00] <crutchy> "Five Nights At Freddy's" - apparently some kind of computer game that is annoyingly popular to discuss in youtube comments
[12:08:01] <exec> definition for term "FNaF" set to ""
[12:08:19] <crutchy> derp
[12:22:56] * NCommander can't sleep
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[12:35:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> NCommander, try a meditation technique that involves full body relaxation. i can never manage those without falling asleep.
[12:35:36] <chromas> Sleepy time music: https://youtu.be
[12:35:36] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03( https://www.youtube.com )
[12:35:52] <chromas> :/
[12:46:53] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[12:46:54] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Living End - Closing in.wmv - YouTube
[12:48:16] <crutchy> speed changes, key changes all over the shop. how they play this has got me stuffed
[12:51:05] <chromas> Stupid mobile YouTube. Bump a link and it moves on. Back button just shrinks video
[12:51:26] * chromas clicks crutchy's link again
[12:56:29] <SirFinkus> idk, just seems like kind of a mishmash of riffs
[12:56:33] <SirFinkus> not saying it's bad
[12:57:05] <SirFinkus> I just don't see what's particularly special about it
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[13:00:45] * Bytram|away only has a minute or two :/
[13:00:50] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[13:00:54] <Bytram> coffee++
[13:00:54] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1238
[13:00:56] <Bytram> !uid
[13:00:57] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5188, owned by void
[13:01:11] * Bytram found something *wierd* on prod.
[13:01:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, Bytram
[13:01:19] <Bytram> TheMightyBuzzard: g'morning!
[13:01:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> bleh, you broke prod?
[13:01:27] <Bytram> all moved in, or mostly?
[13:01:28] <chromas> Void needs uid 0
[13:01:29] <Bytram> yup.
[13:01:35] <Bytram> pasted this into a story:
[13:01:36] <Bytram> Ł™“¨@ƒ–”—¤£…™¢@¤¢…„@—¤•ƒˆ@ƒ™„¢@†–™@“–„‰•‡@—™–‡™”¢@•„@„£K@@È–¦
[13:01:38] <Bytram> ;@”•¨@ƒ–“¤”•¢@™…@–•@@¢£•„™„@—¤•ƒˆ@ƒ™„o
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[13:01:45] <Bytram> then I hit preview
[13:01:47] <Bytram> came back with ... hold on a sec
[13:01:51] <crutchy> ~isup soylentnews.org
[13:01:52] <exec> 03soylentnews.org: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
[13:02:00] <crutchy> oh not literally broke
[13:02:02] <crutchy> :p
[13:02:06] <Bytram> Å�™“¨@ƒ–”—¤£…™¢@¤¢…„@—¤•ƒˆ@ƒ�™„¢@†–™@“–�„‰•‡@—™–‡™�”¢@�•„@„�

[13:02:06] <Bytram> 3;�K@@È–¦@”�•¨@ƒ–“¤”•¢@�™…@–•@�@¢£�•„�™„@—¤•ƒˆ@ƒ�™„o
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[13:02:15] <crutchy> wholly carp!
[13:02:20] <crutchy> bytram must be here
[13:02:35] <crutchy> g'dau :D
[13:02:36] <Bytram> it got the first char right, and then went off the deep end?
[13:02:40] <SirFinkus> turns out, he's borg
[13:02:52] <Bytram> nah, /me needs sleep
[13:02:57] <Bytram> borg don't
[13:02:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> Bytram, it's sposed to do that.
[13:03:09] <SirFinkus> its a feature ™
[13:03:13] <Bytram> Umm, really?
[13:03:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> 65533 = you are not sposed to be using this character
[13:03:22] * SirFinkus doesn't really know
[13:03:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the question mark diamond
[13:03:41] <chromas> It's a middle finger to would-be xml entity abusers
[13:03:52] <Bytram> does  == � ???
[13:04:02] <Bytram> huh?
[13:04:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> not sure, what's 81 come out to?
[13:04:26] <Bytram> 129 decimal
[13:04:35] <chromas> .hex2dec 81
[13:04:41] <chromas> Aw
[13:04:50] <crutchy> maybe its 655533 in borg
[13:04:56] <chromas> ciri--
[13:04:56] <Bender> karma - ciri: -27
[13:05:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly yes then. it's in the high ascii range and those are largely reserved in unicode i thought.
[13:05:03] <Bytram> they are all less than 255 -- nothing should be changed, as far as I know
[13:05:30] <Bytram> only when you get up to the 2-octet incoming stuff
[13:05:42] <Bytram> let me check something quick... brb
[13:05:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> 129-255 i'm pretty sure are illegal chars by the unicode spec
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[13:06:34] * Bytram clicked on wrong icon :/
[13:07:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> but yeah, that's intentional. i remember specifically putting it in.
[13:07:34] <Bytram> huh?
[13:08:01] <Bytram> I specifically recall creating and posting test data which covered 0x01..0xff
[13:08:21] * Bytram is confused
[13:08:31] <Bytram> also, I need to be AT work in 30 minutes
[13:08:34] <Bytram> gtg
[13:08:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> 129-255 are reserved characters by the unicode spec. or was it 128. anyway i put them in the blacklist to be turned into 65533
[13:08:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep, laters.
[13:08:54] <Bytram> hmmm, linky?
[13:09:07] <Bytram> I'll check in afore I head out the door
[13:09:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't right now. would have to find it first.
[13:09:11] <Bytram> nod nod
[13:09:23] <Bytram> maybe someone else in the channel could find it?
[13:09:25] <Bytram> gtg
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[13:10:42] <crutchy> .dec2hex 129
[13:10:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> https://github.com
[13:10:53] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03slashcode/Data.pm at 21febead8c89e1988cd5b4a2e8fe7db21f9da569 · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
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[13:11:17] <crutchy> .dec2hex 129
[13:11:18] <exec> 81
[13:11:31] <crutchy> .hex2dec 81
[13:11:32] <exec> 129
[13:11:48] <chromas> Noice
[13:11:54] <chromas> exec++
[13:11:55] <Bender> karma - exec: 25
[13:12:10] <crutchy> quick little before bed codez
[13:12:20] <chromas> But not crutchy. exec did it all on its own
[13:13:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> aight, i'm out for the day. errands to be done.
[13:13:19] <janrinok> hi chromas crutchy TheMightyBuzzard
[13:13:27] <janrinok> bye TheMightyBuzzard
[13:13:34] <chromas> Hi janrinok
[13:13:34] <ciri> quick, everyone look busy chromas
[13:13:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> heya, janrinok, later, janrinok
[13:13:35] <crutchy> morning janrinok
[13:13:41] <crutchy> ~time
[13:13:43] <exec> Saturday, 4 April 2015 @ 12:13 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[13:13:45] <chromas> Hey you're in my phone keyboard
[13:13:57] <janrinok> ~time
[13:13:58] <exec> syntax: ~time location
[13:13:58] <exec> time data courtesy of Google
[13:14:15] <crutchy> ~help ~time
[13:14:16] <janrinok> er, it doesn't know where i AM
[13:14:19] <exec> Syntax:
[13:14:19] <exec> ~time location
[13:14:20] <exec> Related commands:
[13:14:20] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[13:14:55] <crutchy> useless help
[13:14:59] <crutchy> ~time-add
[13:15:00] <exec> syntax: ~time-add name location (name cannot contain spaces but location can contain spaces)
[13:15:32] <janrinok> well, crutchy is in tomorrow today - Off to Gallifrey he goes
[13:16:02] <crutchy> good news is there's plenty of coffee still in the future
[13:16:12] <janrinok> hehe
[13:16:41] <crutchy> though i have to put up with new zealand stinking up the timeline before it gets to me
[13:17:07] <Bytram> could someone pls help us out? I'm certain I posted comments with lotsa chars < 255
[13:17:10] <janrinok> can't you get your timeline cleaned?
[13:17:20] <Bytram> prolly in my journal on prod and or dev
[13:17:25] <janrinok> hi Bytram - where did you post them?
[13:17:37] <janrinok> on dev I recall
[13:17:50] <janrinok> in your journal. You showed them to me
[13:18:10] <crutchy> one of these: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:18:11] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) article: Unicode test
[13:18:32] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:18:33] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:18:59] <crutchy> holy shit there's a crapload of entities in that comment
[13:19:36] <janrinok> Bytram knows the way to break dev ;)
[13:19:52] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:19:53] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Search 'utf8'
[13:20:09] <crutchy> there's heaps of stuff
[13:20:14] <Bytram> tnx
[13:20:26] <crutchy> Bytram++
[13:20:27] <Bender> karma - bytram: 50
[13:20:27] <Bytram> am looking specifically for 0x01..0xff
[13:21:32] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:21:33] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:21:47] <Bytram> could aslso be under user 'bytram'
[13:22:09] <Bytram> crutchy++
[13:22:09] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 146
[13:22:10] * janrinok thinks that would not be very original
[13:22:40] <Bytram> meta.dev has cert issue?
[13:23:33] <Bytram> look for posts back when we were first trtyuing to roll out utf-8
[13:24:10] <Bytram> gtg
[13:24:14] <Bytram> tthanks for the help!
[13:24:16] <janrinok> bye
[13:24:19] Bytram is now known as Bytram|away
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[13:25:12] <chromas> How first? /me remembers utf8 announcement right near the beginning of soylent
[13:25:13] <ciri> you talking to me?
[13:25:31] <chromas> ciri: always
[13:26:11] <crutchy> first one i can find of yours: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:26:12] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:27:58] <crutchy> not a list, but may be related: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:27:58] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:28:11] <crutchy> subject: utf8_sequence_0-0xfff_assigned_printable.txt
[13:28:53] <crutchy> also looks interesting: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:28:54] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN (dev) comment by [02martyb (76)] (02Score:2)
[13:29:04] <crutchy> subject: Sample Data Source
[13:29:32] <crutchy> chromas, idea for monopoly: maybe put comment subject in SN comment links
[13:30:56] <chromas> Good idea'r
[13:32:06] * crutchy wonders if utf-8 testing could be automated
[13:32:58] <crutchy> maybe a program that posts a bunch of preset comments to dev and then compares output content (site layout etc stripped)
[13:33:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - No Backdoors Found in TrueCrypt - http://sylnt.us - and-the-people-rejoice!
[13:34:00] <crutchy> couldn't find much else with this search: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[13:34:00] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03Search 'utf'
[13:35:21] <crutchy> not much in journals either :/
[13:35:51] <crutchy> some stuff by nc with some comments
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[13:36:12] <crutchy> might need some more hints as to what yer after specifically
[13:36:55] <chromas> ~last nick=ciri channel=
[13:36:57] <exec> 03[2015-04-03 13:35:4] # <ciri> exec: Plus-size women drive our economy with their titles, and embracing systemd... I freaked for about 2 months. Using up my eval time, thanks for that!
[13:37:52] <crutchy> bed time for me. night folks
[13:37:53] <chromas> I think he wanted stuff testing the high corner of the extended ASCII range
[13:37:59] <chromas> Night crutchy
[13:38:25] <crutchy> ah. i did come across some stuff with multibyte chars
[13:39:01] <chromas> I think around 200-255 probably
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[15:03:14] <Rocky_Rococo> what a boring day. At least the shitty part's 1/4 over already.
[15:04:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Data Center as Docker Host - http://sylnt.us - virtually-virtual-virtualization
[15:04:26] <Rocky_Rococo> huh huh...space docking....huh huh
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[17:05:47] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ten Percent of Americans Have Internet Access Only Through Their Smartphones - http://sylnt.us - mobile-revolution
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[17:45:35] <janrinok> hi wantkitteh - I gather you are about to start training?
[18:14:41] <wantkitteh> hey - at some point soon, yes
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[18:33:54] <janrinok> wantkitteh: ping
[18:34:27] <janrinok> hi JamesNZ
[18:34:28] <ciri> hi there janrinok
[18:37:15] <JamesNZ> Morning janrinok \o
[18:37:31] <janrinok> evening to you too
[18:38:41] <janrinok> how's things in your part of the world
[18:39:07] <JamesNZ> Warm and overcast :) How's yours?
[18:39:17] <janrinok> cool and damp
[18:39:31] <JamesNZ> Heh. Are you in France?
[18:39:42] <janrinok> but my weekend is just starting so who cares?
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[18:40:34] <janrinok> hi takyon - welcome to the ed team]
[18:41:21] <janrinok> JamesNZ: yes NW France
[18:41:47] <JamesNZ> janrinok: Ah.
[18:42:18] <janrinok> the only problem here is that it is full of French people ;)
[18:42:41] <JamesNZ> That's... surprising? :P
[18:43:06] <janrinok> actually, we get along fine and we have been accepted into the local community. Very happy here
[18:43:33] <JamesNZ> You're not French then?
[18:43:44] <janrinok> no, I'm a brit
[18:44:07] <JamesNZ> Ah.
[18:44:42] <janrinok> JamesNZ: sorry, got to go to another chan. cu later I hope
[18:45:03] <JamesNZ> janrinok: :) \o
[18:45:09] <takyon> thanks janrinok
[18:45:30] <janrinok> hi takyon - sry got to go chat to wantkitteh
[18:45:51] <takyon> expand the hivemind
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[19:07:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - A Tale of Two Tails: The Moon Has Trailing Dust Tails - http://sylnt.us - dirt-and-debris
[19:22:52] <takyon> true hero, Soylent subscriber ditches broadband: http://soylentnews.org
[19:22:53] <i_heart_beta> ^ 03SN comment by [02shortscreen (2252)] (02Score:2)
[19:24:18] <takyon> shortscreen++
[19:24:18] <Bender> karma - shortscreen: 1
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[20:10:15] <arti> happy friday
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[22:20:03] <paulej72> hello hello
[22:20:03] <ciri> hello, whats up paulej72
[22:37:03] <NCommander> morning world
[22:40:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Astronomers Observe As A Star is Born - http://sylnt.us - who-would-you-cast-for-the-movie?
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[23:12:09] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[23:14:23] <crutchy> mornin' folks
[23:14:27] <crutchy> coffee++
[23:14:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1239
[23:14:58] <Ethanol-fueled> crutch-dawg, what's up?
[23:15:21] <Ethanol-fueled> "morning?" Its time to DRINK!
[23:15:24] <crutchy> quiet here
[23:15:27] <crutchy> heh
[23:15:29] <crutchy> ~time
[23:15:30] <Ethanol-fueled> not for long, crutchy
[23:15:31] <exec> Saturday, 4 April 2015 @ 10:15 am GMT+11 - Melbourne VIC
[23:15:45] <crutchy> ~time ca
[23:15:48] <exec> Friday, 3 April 2015 @ 4:15 pm PDT - California, USA
[23:15:52] <crutchy> ah
[23:15:54] <crutchy> :p
[23:16:10] <Ethanol-fueled> actually, crutchy, even most alcoholics would consider 4pm to early for drinkin on a weekday
[23:16:49] <crutchy> that's ok. nearly 5pm happy hour :D
[23:16:53] <Ethanol-fueled> Unless they're retired vets at the VFW. They start at opening time and drink all the way though till closing time. Every day. Telling war-stories.
[23:19:34] * crutchy puts some tunes on
[23:19:50] <crutchy> thinkin about trying to get my code on
[23:19:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> whiskey++
[23:19:54] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 6
[23:20:18] <crutchy> ircd tinkerin time
[23:20:22] <mechanicjay> whiskey++
[23:20:22] <Bender> karma - whiskey: 7
[23:20:31] <mechanicjay> singlemalt++
[23:20:31] <Bender> karma - singlemalt: 1
[23:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[23:20:54] <mechanicjay> friday++
[23:20:55] <Bender> karma - friday: 3
[23:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> dinner's done n eated. tis bourbon time.
[23:22:46] <Ethanol-fueled> bourbon++
[23:22:46] <Bender> karma - bourbon: 1
[23:22:58] <crutchy> pants--
[23:22:58] <Bender> karma - pants: -3
[23:23:18] <chromas> pants--
[23:23:18] <Bender> karma - pants: -4
[23:23:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[23:23:55] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[23:24:36] <chromas> ~quote -650
[23:24:40] <chromas> !quote -650
[23:24:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> got the car insured here in TN, getting tags, driver's license, and fishing license monday after the mail runs.
[23:25:00] <chromas> hah, I raised an exception in Bender
[23:25:18] <Ethanol-fueled> You like it better in TN, Buzzard?
[23:25:38] <chromas> he likes that it's longer down there
[23:25:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> certainly rains more but ain't been fishing here yet.
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[23:26:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> that'll be what decides me. if the fish ain't biting for me then fuck it.
[23:27:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell of a lot more water to choose from here though. rivers n lakes everywhere compared to OK
[23:31:57] <Ethanol-fueled> Nice.
[23:33:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> even better news is one of my regular booty call chicks moved out here a few years back so i don't gotta socialize to get a little.
[23:33:55] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, nice.
[23:34:09] <Ethanol-fueled> socializing--
[23:34:09] <Bender> karma - socializing: -1
[23:34:25] <Ethanol-fueled> kinda fun, but a bit of a pain in the ass in the context of meeting wimmin.
[23:36:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth. they all wantin to talk about blah blah bullshit stuff when they really just want dick. things'd go so much easier if they'd just admit it.
[23:39:31] <Ethanol-fueled> The worst part about dating is that its like a job interview...way too much phoney modesty up front.
[23:40:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup. be easier to just carry a picture of your junk and a few signed references from prior satisfied customers.
[23:40:17] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahah, truth.
[23:40:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> take like 5m if she wanted to verify the references
[23:41:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> then ya could be getting proper fucked instead of just fucked on the price of your drinks.
[23:42:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> bars suck ass.
[23:44:06] <Ethanol-fueled> bars are pretty terrible when trying to pick up, but they're fun when you already have somebody to take home afterward.
[23:45:26] * Ethanol-fueled is going on a date with a 47 year-old Peg Bundy look-alike tomorrow.
[23:45:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i got whiskey n glasses at home. bars got nothing but tit-haulers.
[23:45:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, yer gonna get hurt
[23:46:29] <Ethanol-fueled> Hahaha, I should probably call it off. I was just looking for a more available backup, and she is very good-looking for her age.
[23:46:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> middle-aged women rock but they also fuck not around.
[23:47:28] <Ethanol-fueled> Had a couple decent dates and met a baby-crazy schoolteacher though.
[23:47:43] * Ethanol-fueled wishes somebody would just invent a goddamn holosuite already
[23:47:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> i don't even really look at 20s chicks anymore. rather get stuck with rosey than catch stupid from them.
[23:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> HAhahaha
[23:48:09] <Ethanol-fueled> 20s chicks are pretty irritating and intellectually clumsy.
[23:48:26] <Ethanol-fueled> some are decent, but most are annoying.
[23:48:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> i like my womens to be old enough to vote RIGHT, not just old enough to vote.
[23:48:56] <Ethanol-fueled> at least middle-aged (and older) women have been pimp-slapped by life a bit, it's takes a lot of the edge off.
[23:49:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, plus you don't gotta guess what they want. they'll tell you and kick your ass to the curb if you ain't gettin the job done.
[23:50:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Yep.
[23:51:11] <Ethanol-fueled> I don't even have any time for that shit now. I'm actually starting to grow ttred of poon.
[23:51:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> poke em up the butt then.
[23:51:42] <Ethanol-fueled> HAHAHAH, that's foul.
[23:52:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab Ethanol-fueled
[23:52:27] <Bender> Added quote 457
[23:52:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> coming from you i gotta take that as a badge of honor
[23:52:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Sad thing is, one girl I'm seeing told me she wished I did that more.
[23:53:00] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey man, there are some things everybody else does that even I don't like to do.
[23:53:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, do it more then. dicks wash.
[23:53:32] <Ethanol-fueled> some friends of mine tried to hook my best friend up with this girl who was shitted up with all kinds of STDs
[23:53:37] <Ethanol-fueled> The ones you can't make go away...
[23:53:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> gak
[23:54:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Funny thing is that I didn't even know until after he went on a date with her, and he flipped his shit when I told him.
[23:54:33] <Ethanol-fueled> AHhahaha
[23:54:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[23:54:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> right. smoke break.