#Soylent | Logs for 2015-04-01

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[00:01:33] <chromas> progress
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[00:06:01] <arti> aplil foors
[00:07:47] * mrcoolbp hands harti anoder dreenk
[00:08:28] * arti drags ass across the carpet around mrcoolbps personal space
[00:10:51] <mrcoolbp> bad arti!
[00:11:20] * arti chews grass for an upcoming surprise
[00:11:42] * mrcoolbp has his glands expressed
[00:11:46] <arti> http://www.star-force.com
[00:11:48] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.star-force.com/products/starforce-mmog/": "3StarForce MMOG - It protects game code against reverse engineering, cracking and modification and secures the traffic between a client and a server."
[00:12:03] <arti> yuck
[00:12:21] <arti> nix the title for page and the repeating of the url :D
[00:12:28] <arti> excrete only title
[00:12:59] <arti> anyway, wonder how they determine memory modification
[00:13:08] * arti lubz debuggar
[00:13:34] <chromas> aqu4: s/: "(.*)"/\1/
[00:13:34] <sedctl> <chromas> <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.star-force.com/products/starforce-mmog/"3StarForce MMOG - It protects game code against reverse engineering, cracking and modification and secures the traffic between a client and a server.
[00:13:42] <chromas> :(
[00:14:14] <arti> "my bots url title thingy is longer!"
[00:14:44] * chromas 's is shorter and the ladies like it like that
[00:15:26] <arti> backdoor++
[00:15:26] <Bender> karma - backdoor: 1
[00:16:41] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inquiry of Silk Road Website Spurred Agents’ Own Illegal Acts - http://sylnt.us - is-it-wrong-to-rob-the-robbers
[00:16:48] <paulej72> it's not the size but how you use it
[00:17:20] <arti> i hope those guys get nailed
[00:19:53] <paulej72> https://soylentnews.org
[00:19:54] <aqu4> Title for page "https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=6814&cid=165148": "3SoylentNews Comments | Inquiry of Silk Road Website Spurred Agents’ Own Illegal Acts"
[00:38:40] <Subsentient> Why the hell does the site look like a monochrome monitor from 1978?
[00:39:31] <chromas> April Scrolls!
[00:40:08] <Subsentient> April fools motherfuckers, ha, ha, HA.
[00:40:24] * Subsentient throws a pie at TheMightyBuzzard
[00:42:48] <Subsentient> I got an april fools joke for you...
[00:44:46] <paulej72> lay it on
[00:46:14] <chromas> jimmies -> rustled
[00:46:45] <paulej72> jimmies are sprinkles
[00:49:51] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: don't keep us waiting
[00:49:53] <Subsentient> APRIL FOOLS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
[00:49:53] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick TheMightyBuzzard mrcoolbp arti Azrael CoolHand cosurgi juggs Landon NCommander paulej72 stderr stdhell TheMightyBuzzard AndyTheAbsurd Bender bryan chromas ciri crespyl cyprus diego dx3bydt3 everdred exec FatPhil geotti_away hka joe Leebert Loggie MrPlow Popeidol PrincessKenny Regurgitator sedctl sirecote SirFinkus swiss Tachyon tumdedum u x0908d3b2 xar xlefay
[00:49:53] <aqu4> Ok.
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[00:50:05] * Subsentient facepalms
[00:50:09] <mrcoolbp> uh
[00:50:27] * mrcoolbp was kicked ?
[00:50:32] <dx3bydt3> Ouch?
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[00:51:59] <Tachyon> /kick Subsentient you got me!
[00:52:10] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[00:52:10] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:52:12] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick TheMightyBuzzard mrcoolbp arti Azrael CoolHand cosurgi juggs Landon NCommander paulej72 stderr stdhell TheMightyBuzzard AndyTheAbsurd Bender bryan chromas ciri crespyl cyprus diego dx3bydt3 everdred exec FatPhil geotti_away hka joe Leebert Loggie MrPlow Popeidol PrincessKenny Regurgitator sedctl sirecote SirFinkus swiss Tachyon tumdedum u x0908d3b2 xar xlefay
[00:52:12] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:52:13] -!- TheMightyBuzzard was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [TheMightyBuzzard]
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[00:52:40] <Tachyon> lol :D
[00:52:41] <ciri> now that is funny
[00:52:43] <mrcoolbp> .kick Subsentient
[00:52:43] -!- Subsentient was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
[00:52:49] <mrcoolbp> take that you fiend
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[00:52:53] <mrcoolbp> .kick Subsentient
[00:52:53] -!- Subsentient was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
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[00:52:56] <mrcoolbp> .kick Subsentient
[00:52:56] -!- Subsentient was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
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[00:53:03] <mrcoolbp> Curses!
[00:53:07] <mrcoolbp> take that you fiend
[00:53:10] <Tachyon> that is a good april fool day :D
[00:53:14] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[00:53:14] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:53:17] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick mrcoolbp
[00:53:17] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:53:18] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [mrcoolbp]
[00:53:24] <Tachyon> .kick Subsentient
[00:53:25] <Subsentient> $chanctl ban mrcoolbp
[00:53:25] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:53:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b mrcoolbp!*@*] by aqu4
[00:53:36] <Tachyon> that is not so funnny
[00:53:44] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban mrcoolbp
[00:53:44] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:53:45] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b mrcoolbp!*@*] by aqu4
[00:53:48] <Tachyon> don't ban, that is too much foolling :)
[00:53:52] <Tachyon> fooling :D
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[00:53:56] <Subsentient> I wouldn't really ban :^)
[00:54:19] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b TheMightyBuzzard!*@*] by aqu4
[00:54:37] <mrcoolbp> he's drunk with power
[00:54:38] * Subsentient makes the "insane trollface"
[00:54:48] <paulej72> .deop aqu4
[00:54:48] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:54:55] <mrcoolbp> hehe
[00:54:57] <mrcoolbp> .op
[00:54:57] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[00:54:58] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[00:54:58] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:55:05] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick mrcoolbp
[00:55:05] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:55:06] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [mrcoolbp]
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[00:55:21] <paulej72> .deop aqu4
[00:55:21] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:55:25] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[00:55:25] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:55:31] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick paulej72
[00:55:31] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:55:32] -!- paulej72 was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [paulej72]
[00:55:39] <mrcoolbp> oh now you've done it
[00:55:41] <mrcoolbp> .op
[00:55:41] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[00:55:46] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick mrcoolbp
[00:55:46] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:55:46] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [mrcoolbp]
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[00:55:51] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick mrcoolbp
[00:55:51] <aqu4> Ok.
[00:55:52] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [mrcoolbp]
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[00:55:58] <Subsentient> .op
[00:55:58] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Imogen
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[00:56:59] <Tachyon> ultra troll day
[00:57:04] -!- Tachyon was kicked from #Soylent by Subsentient!~WhiteRat@Soylent/Staff/Editor/Subsentient [Tachyon]
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[00:57:15] <Tachyon> how about op all people?
[00:57:16] <Subsentient> .deop
[00:57:16] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by Imogen
[00:57:35] <mrcoolbp> Tachyon would be to OP = )
[00:57:40] <NCommander> .deop aqu4
[00:57:40] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:57:47] <Tachyon> i would like to kick some people for not approving my article :D
[00:57:49] <Subsentient> NCommander: April fools lol
[00:58:00] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[00:58:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[00:58:11] <Tachyon> that would be april fool :D
[00:58:41] <Subsentient> I'd be good at making "war-bots" if I wanted to :^D
[00:59:33] <Subsentient> NCommander: TheMightyBuzzard made the site all green and unreadable! Spank him!
[00:59:47] <mrcoolbp> actually paulej72 did it
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[01:00:13] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban TheMightyBuzzard
[01:00:13] <aqu4> You are not authorized to use that command, you need to be an admin.
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[01:00:24] * NCommander is setting up a livestream event for April Fools
[01:00:24] <Subsentient> the hell
[01:00:30] <NCommander> Who wants to watch me play nethack and YASD :)
[01:00:33] <Tachyon> Subsentient: bring it on :D
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[01:00:46] <Tachyon> Subsentient: i'm going to make a war bot soon
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[01:00:51] <paulej72> .deop Subsentient
[01:00:51] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o Subsentient] by Imogen
[01:01:10] <paulej72> .deop aqu4
[01:01:10] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Imogen
[01:02:02] <Subsentient> Wait, what happened to my vhost?
[01:02:05] <mrcoolbp> .op
[01:02:05] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[01:02:10] <mrcoolbp> mwahahaha
[01:02:19] <mrcoolbp> MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST
[01:02:30] <mrcoolbp> CRASH N BURN!
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[01:03:18] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[01:03:18] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[01:03:23] <Subsentient> $chanctl kick mrcoolbp
[01:03:23] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:03:23] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by aqu4!~aqu4bot@universe2.us/ircbot/aqu4 [mrcoolbp]
[01:03:26] <paulej72> .deop aqu4
[01:03:26] -!- mode/#Soylent [-o aqu4] by Imogen
[01:03:46] <arti> lol
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[01:03:53] <mrcoolbp> you wanna play still?
[01:04:08] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: you
[01:04:09] <Subsentient> are
[01:04:10] <Subsentient> a
[01:04:12] <Subsentient> monster
[01:04:20] <mrcoolbp> hey you started it buddy
[01:04:38] <Subsentient> mrcoolbp: the gerbils will feast on your flesh.
[01:04:46] <mrcoolbp> You have been eaten by a grue
[01:04:53] <mrcoolbp> .kick Subsentient
[01:04:53] -!- Subsentient was kicked from #Soylent by Imogen!Imogen@imogen.dusty.attic [(mrcoolbp) No reason given]
[01:04:58] * arti adds a b
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[01:05:13] <Subsentient> The gerbils have eaten your grue..
[01:05:34] <arti> yummy yummy yummy pineapple popsicle in my tummy~
[01:05:57] <mrcoolbp> .devoice Subsentient
[01:05:57] -!- mode/#Soylent [-v Subsentient] by Imogen
[01:06:08] <mrcoolbp> Hows the view down there?
[01:06:09] <arti> set mode +m and use taunt.sh
[01:06:22] <Subsentient> .op Subsentient
[01:06:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o Subsentient] by Imogen
[01:06:25] <Subsentient> $chanctl ban mrcoolbp
[01:06:25] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:06:32] <Subsentient> .op aqu4
[01:06:32] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Imogen
[01:06:33] <Subsentient> $chanctl ban mrcoolbp
[01:06:33] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:06:34] -!- mode/#Soylent [+b mrcoolbp!*@*] by aqu4
[01:06:42] <arti> checkmate
[01:06:45] -!- mrcoolbp was kicked from #Soylent by Subsentient!~WhiteRat@216.161.165.96 [mrcoolbp]
[01:07:43] * chromas notes that /cs recover #Soylent
[01:08:00] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o aqu4] by Subsentient
[01:08:24] <Subsentient> $chanctl addpumode mrcoolbp!*@* mrcoolbp #Soylent +b
[01:08:24] <aqu4> Mode saved.
[01:08:43] <arti> pumode smiliar to bitch mode?
[01:09:08] <Subsentient> addpumode == Add permanent user mode
[01:09:43] <arti> oh, i see. /spiffy
[01:10:39] <arti> http://www.goodreads.com
[01:10:52] <Subsentient> $chanctl delpumode mrcoolbp!*@* mrcoolbp #Soylent +b
[01:10:52] <aqu4> Mode deleted.
[01:11:01] <Subsentient> $chanctl unban mrcoolbp
[01:11:01] <aqu4> Ok.
[01:11:02] -!- mode/#Soylent [-b mrcoolbp!*@*] by aqu4
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[01:11:28] <arti> welcome sir
[01:11:31] <mrcoolbp> thanks!
[01:11:43] <arti> while you were away we were busy covering your chair in sticky notes
[01:11:55] * mrcoolbp removes notes
[01:12:11] * mrcoolbp accepts defeat
[01:12:36] <arti> it's okay, you just need to work on your kung-fu
[01:12:48] * arti misses flooding people offline
[01:12:53] <arti> winnuke was awesome too
[01:13:03] <arti> losing at age of empires? that's a nukin'
[01:13:05] * mrcoolbp jacks a large thingy into the back of his neck
[01:13:10] <mrcoolbp> "I know kung fu"
[01:13:23] <arti> oh have you seen the webm version of that?
[01:13:30] <mrcoolbp> nah linky
[01:14:24] <arti> fek, this is why i should save titles when downloading.
[01:14:29] <mrcoolbp> Subsentient: I was laughing the whole time, thanks for that
[01:14:37] * mrcoolbp actually likes 4/1
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[01:16:18] <takyon> I really like the new theme and I want to keep it forever
[01:16:29] <arti> wat
[01:17:11] <takyon> 3 hints: it's black, green, and monospace
[01:17:14] <ciri> 4
[01:17:15] <ciri> 5
[01:17:16] <ciri> 6
[01:17:18] <ciri> 7
[01:17:20] <ciri> 8
[01:17:22] <ciri> 9
[01:17:24] <ciri> 10!
[01:18:19] <chromas> You still can
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[01:18:34] <chromas> Vt100 theme
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[01:19:40] <takyon> yay
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[01:20:24] <takyon> It was hard to read the links in night mode compared to this, so I'm digging it
[01:20:40] <mrcoolbp> takyon: fyi it's been around for months = )
[01:21:05] <mrcoolbp> thank TheMightyBuzzard for making it (I only made the graphic in the upper right) and thank paulej72 for forcing us all to use it = )
[01:21:35] <takyon> ok I think the ____ is sinking in now
[01:24:21] <takyon> >OMG PWNIES
[01:24:24] <takyon> >no ponies
[01:24:48] <takyon> what is this a joke
[01:28:56] <takyon> sneak preview of something *epic* I will submit when it is more than one autoplay video BBC article:
[01:28:57] <takyon> http://www.bbc.com
[01:29:04] <chromas> From the bring-your-own-ponies dept
[01:29:33] <chromas> =title http://www.bbc.com
[01:29:34] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03V-Nova streaming tech produces 4K compression 'worth watching' - BBC News: A new method of compression could see ultra-HD video streamed to TVs and other devices using around 50% of the bandwidth currently needed.
[01:31:08] <takyon> that's compared to H.265 as far as I can tell
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[01:43:51] <tadas> Someone has hacked the front page of the site so it is unreadable
[01:45:36] <mrcoolbp> tadas: oh noes hakerz!
[01:45:44] <paulej72> looks fine to me
[01:45:56] <chromas> resolution's too high
[01:46:08] <chromas> unless it's /really/ old
[01:46:13] <chromas> vector_displays++
[01:46:13] <Bender> karma - vector_displays: 1
[01:46:29] <paulej72> 80x25
[01:47:07] <chromas> can the icons be per-theme?
[01:47:41] * chromas would make some ascii-styled friend/foe/auschwitz icons
[01:48:10] <paulej72> chromas: not at this time.
[01:48:21] <chromas> actually I guess they would just be "*" and ":)" and stuff
[01:48:32] <chromas> for vt-100
[01:48:56] <paulej72> :( :0
[01:49:05] <chromas> it's genius!
[01:49:16] <chromas> you artsy fartsy, yo
[01:49:19] <chromas> u
[01:49:25] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $2,544 to $1,600
[01:49:34] <chromas> ah oh
[01:49:48] <chromas> at least there's no ()
[01:50:06] <chromas> or does that mean bills have been paid?
[01:51:45] <chromas> oh
[01:51:46] <chromas> hahah
[01:52:09] <chromas> change "Bitcoin" to "Buttcoin" while you're at it
[01:56:59] <mrcoolbp> wait for it
[01:57:39] <mrcoolbp> actually you have to go look at it on prod I guess...
[01:57:44] <chromas> saw it :D
[01:57:53] <mrcoolbp> = )
[01:58:04] <chromas> but notices the progress is where it was before, not at 1600
[01:58:10] <chromas> must've been a temp change
[01:58:21] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yeah that was my bad...
[01:58:39] <arti> i like the theme
[01:58:41] * mrcoolbp decides against the buttcoin thing
[02:00:28] <chromas> hm, will Arik's monospaced posts be proportional now?
[02:00:47] <chromas> aw
[02:02:17] <mrcoolbp> heh
[02:02:22] <mrcoolbp> .op
[02:02:22] -!- mode/#Soylent [+o mrcoolbp] by Imogen
[02:04:25] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $1,600 to $2,544
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[02:04:56] <SoyCow3442> so...
[02:05:06] <SoyCow3442> does your Soylent site show all green-on-black?
[02:05:12] SoyCow3442 is now known as K-STW
[02:05:16] <K-STW> ?
[02:05:28] <juggs> yup - weird :/
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[02:05:45] <mrcoolbp> K-STW: oh no did you break it?
[02:05:51] <K-STW> is not so great, actually
[02:05:51] <mrcoolbp> what did you do
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[02:08:17] <K-STW> just checking to make sure that the site is bjorked up
[02:08:23] <K-STW> I suppose...
[02:08:30] <K-STW> (looks like crap though)
[02:08:42] <K-STW> (looks like a 1980s hacker movie)
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[02:09:22] * chromas notes the date
[02:09:25] <K-STW> marty, you know anything about this?
[02:10:49] <K-STW> http://www.icheg.org
[02:11:25] <K-STW> shockingly similiar
[02:12:17] <K-STW> http://techaeris.com
[02:12:51] <K-STW> not that I don't like a good green-on-black, because I do, and its in my terminal window
[02:12:52] <chromas> that's the color I first used
[02:13:07] <chromas> trs_80++
[02:13:07] <Bender> karma - trs_80: 1
[02:13:24] <mrcoolbp> K-STW: it's actually a user-selectable theme in prefs on soylent. VT100
[02:13:25] <K-STW> STW++
[02:13:25] <Bender> karma - stw: 1
[02:14:12] <Bytram> K-STW: 'twas a long time ago that I'd played zork. Was good, but /me still prefered the original "Adventure"
[02:14:29] <chromas> kind of surprised at some of the comments though. I thought modern web was the last straw at slashdot. vt100 is pretty far from beta
[02:14:58] <K-STW> true story
[02:15:01] <K-STW> however
[02:15:15] <K-STW> there is a reason for colors, they show differentiation among objects
[02:15:25] <chromas> not back then :)
[02:15:33] <K-STW> having a different color for "clickable" and "link redirects offsite" is helpful
[02:15:47] * chromas might make a modern text-mode theme
[02:16:00] <K-STW> having "green or black" directly destroys data presented to the user
[02:16:09] * Bytram remembers when it took ferocious arguments to get mgmt to agree to get color monitors -- monochrome should be good enough for anyone
[02:16:37] <chromas> ooh, you should totally make the page size forced to 640x480
[02:16:55] <K-STW> Also, just FYI, I cannot change the theme by selecting differences in my user settings
[02:17:34] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I'm pretty sure pj and TMB would love it if you made a theme
[02:17:37] <K-STW> also, this setting alienates potential new users
[02:17:52] * chromas loads up the css
[02:17:59] <Bytram> K-STW: yeah, methinks the site is hardwired to ignore user's theme settings today
[02:18:13] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Fooling Around with Simple Cyphers - http://sylnt.us - can-you-solve-all-of-them?
[02:18:56] <K-STW> oh
[02:18:57] <K-STW> shit
[02:18:57] <ciri> cow shit, horse shit, dog shit, cat shit. what kind of shit is it?
[02:19:04] <K-STW> its April 1st isn't it
[02:19:11] <K-STW> (in some timezone)
[02:19:18] <chromas> for two days because timezones
[02:19:19] <K-STW> ?
[02:19:28] <K-STW> balls
[02:19:51] <K-STW> alright, got me
[02:21:03] <chromas> hm, I don't see mention of vt100 theme in the source
[02:21:14] <juggs> :D :D :D
[02:21:20] <chromas> was the stock one swapped out then?
[02:21:52] <Bytram> chromas: 'tsi not in the *source*
[02:21:58] <Bytram> s/tsi/tis/
[02:21:58] <sedctl> <Bytram> chromas: 'tis not in the *source*
[02:22:35] <juggs> chromas, all you need is a least two people using the keyboard at once and it should correct itself
[02:23:10] <chromas> I don't want to change it back
[02:23:23] <chromas> I just want to make a new theme
[02:23:41] <chromas> but I noticed the page still refers to the night theme I was already using
[02:24:20] * Bytram has not tried to create a a new theme.
[02:24:50] * chromas found it
[02:24:54] <mrcoolbp> K-STW hah
[02:29:14] * K-STW was had
[02:29:56] <SirFinkus> I think everyone missed the points in the comments of the cipher thread
[02:30:42] <SirFinkus> in classic soylentnews style, nobody reads TFS completely
[02:31:12] <chromas> reading is for chumps
[02:32:00] <SirFinkus> cipher challengers qualify as nerd sniping though, so you can hardly blame them
[02:32:29] <SirFinkus> also ZOMG MY THEME IS PINK
[02:33:45] <chromas> how about a theme where the text acts as a mask over a repeating animated rainbow gif
[02:33:45] <ciri> not sure
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[02:35:10] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: did you have VT100 set as your theme?
[02:35:16] <SirFinkus> yup
[02:35:44] <mrcoolbp> heh
[02:35:49] <SirFinkus> bug or some 1st of the month shenanigans ?
[02:35:51] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus: actually everyone got VT100 (the green monochrome console theme) EXCEPT those that already had it set, they got pwnies
[02:36:11] <mrcoolbp> SirFinkus you were one of the only 14 people with vt100 set = )
[02:36:18] <SirFinkus> that reminds me, I need to finish up my amber variant
[02:37:21] <SirFinkus> I was fiddling around with different brightnesses for visited links and stuff, trying to make it look good
[02:37:30] <SirFinkus> based on color samples from an actual amber screen
[02:37:57] <SirFinkus> it's tough when you only have 3-4 colors or something
[02:38:00] <mrcoolbp> aye
[02:38:37] <SirFinkus> doesn't help I don't know CSS, but it's easy enough
[02:39:04] <takyon> vt100 is way better than night mode
[02:39:17] * SirFinkus thinks he'll go with underlined text for links, and amber background/black text when hovering
[02:40:19] <chromas> you could make visited links look burned in
[02:40:40] <SirFinkus> naw, there's a dark colored amber for that
[02:40:56] <SirFinkus> I don't want to go too far outside of standard UI conventions
[02:40:58] <SirFinkus> hate that shit
[02:48:32] * SirFinkus considers making a trollpost calling the ciphers encryption schemes
[02:50:01] <Subsentient> lol
[02:50:04] <Subsentient> "
[02:50:04] <Subsentient> Grant Subscription
[02:50:04] <Subsentient> Want to grant yourself some subscription days? You're an admin, so grant as many as you want: "
[02:50:18] <Bytram> SirFinkus: you find it helpfgul to go to: https://dev.soylentnews.org and experiment with the already-defined themes
[02:50:18] <PrincessKenny> ^✓ 03Dev.SN: Dev.SN is dead developers
[02:50:28] * Subsentient enters 237 septillion
[02:50:45] <SirFinkus> Bytram: I'm basically changing the vt100 theme
[02:50:54] <Bytram> k
[02:50:54] <SirFinkus> it's a good start
[02:51:12] <SirFinkus> I was going to do a simple find and replace job, but I wasn't happy with it
[02:51:19] * Bytram seems to recall seeing a pre-existing them which had amber but it's so late I can't recall for certain.
[02:51:34] <Bytram> SirFinkus: yeah, there's more to it than first meets the eye
[02:52:27] <SirFinkus> I wanted square corners too, since rounded corners are too expensive
[02:53:00] <SirFinkus> waste of cycles
[02:53:28] <chromas> steve jobs would like a word with you
[02:53:48] <chromas> ...from down below
[02:57:56] <paulej72> badass
[02:58:23] <chromas> paulej72: s/s/5/g
[02:58:23] <sedctl> <chromas> <paulej72> bada55
[02:58:28] <chromas> #
[03:00:25] <Bytram> LOL
[03:02:07] <paulej72> there was a couple murdered in the Philly area with a chainsaw. The son found them
[03:03:04] <SirFinkus> punchline?
[03:05:11] <Bytram> paulej72: that is *horrible*!!
[03:05:48] * Bytram has used a chainsaw -- amazingly effective but nasty devices
[03:05:55] <SirFinkus> JESUS FUCK
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[03:06:03] <SirFinkus> just got an amber alert on my phone
[03:06:08] <SirFinkus> gonna need to turn that off
[03:06:22] <SirFinkus> scared the living shit out of me
[03:06:24] <chromas> amber_alerts--
[03:06:24] <Bender> karma - amber_alerts: -1
[03:06:25] <Bytram> SirFinkus: looks like you scared away takyon
[03:08:01] <SirFinkus> he's probably the guy in the BMW
[03:11:31] <SirFinkus> but basically, the phone vibrates and emits a screech at full volume
[03:11:42] <SirFinkus> apparently this can happen at 4am too
[03:11:57] <SirFinkus> I'm glad it was 8pm, or I would have been really upset
[03:11:59] <paulej72> I had to trun my off after it woke me at 2am
[03:12:47] <paulej72> hopfully there will not be a presidential alert as you can't turn them off
[03:13:35] <SirFinkus> martial law etc
[03:16:35] <chromas> ooh, now amber alert's taking over tv
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[03:17:30] <chromas> well I'll keep a lookout for a missing 1yo from the exact opposite corner of my state
[03:18:25] <arti> lol
[03:18:29] <arti> i've heard the amber alert thing
[03:18:37] <arti> on someone elses phone @ work.
[03:18:43] <arti> it's pretty loud
[03:19:01] <chromas> I think they force it to maximum volume
[03:19:16] <arti> i'd love to replace the tone with my own
[03:19:24] <arti> suchfuch.ogg
[03:19:29] <chromas> you can
[03:19:36] <chromas> if you have root on your OS
[03:19:44] <SirFinkus> oh, we were just talking about amber themes for soylent
[03:19:52] <SirFinkus> what a coincidence
[03:19:58] <chromas> how about an amber alert theme?
[03:19:59] <paulej72> 4:33
[03:19:59] <arti> neato
[03:20:04] <SirFinkus> I'll name it that
[03:20:05] * arti likes the amber terminals
[03:30:22] * mrcoolbp played uukrul on a old amber monochrome display back in the early 90s
[03:30:58] <chromas> the alert noise in android is in /system/app/CellBroadvastReceiver.apk/res/raw/attension_signal.ogg
[03:31:19] <chromas> s/v/c/
[03:31:19] <sedctl> <chromas> the alert noise in android is in /system/app/CellBroadcastReceiver.apk/res/raw/attension_signal.ogg
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[03:41:59] <mrcoolbp> http://www.twitch.tv
[03:41:59] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Twitch
[03:42:16] <mrcoolbp> NCommander and mrcoolbp are streaming!
[03:42:24] <SirFinkus> I just started watching
[03:42:29] <SirFinkus> over telnet though
[03:42:32] <SirFinkus> because telnet
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[03:46:14] <mrcoolbp> NCommander: http://www.bash.org
[03:46:17] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03QDB: Quote Database
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[03:49:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - SN eBBQ ... So To Speak (And Watch NCommander Play Nethack ) - http://sylnt.us - would-you-like-your-possessions-identified?
[03:49:50] <mrcoolbp> ^
[03:50:07] * mrcoolbp is chatting live with NC and soylent community on twitch
[03:50:45] <chromas> which is who?
[03:50:57] * chromas assumes NC is the one talking the most
[03:51:02] <JamesNZ> Heh, I like the theme.
[03:51:45] <mrcoolbp> cool man
[03:51:50] <mrcoolbp> you can continue to use it
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[04:04:53] <arti> ciri still loves NCommander
[04:05:41] <mrcoolbp> arti come join us on twich buddy http://www.twitch.tv
[04:05:41] <PrincessKenny> ^* 03Twitch
[04:05:58] <arti> i'm lurking
[04:06:03] <mrcoolbp> cool
[04:10:06] <arti> shoutcast?
[04:10:12] <arti> it would be delayed
[04:11:45] <mrcoolbp> arti we are already delayed by about 15-30 seconds
[04:12:47] <arti> that's quitter talk
[04:15:07] <mrcoolbp> no I meant that wouldn't stop us, but shoutcast would probably be harder to setup then mumble or something
[04:15:20] <chromas> realaudio
[04:15:36] <SirFinkus> the delay doesn't matter, since the audio stream is for telnet people
[04:15:57] <SirFinkus> idk why people watching on twitch would use the audio stream
[04:21:49] <SirFinkus> Twitch has audio already
[04:22:12] <SirFinkus> we clearly need more chat channels for this
[04:24:40] <mrcoolbp> omg it's hard to follow them all
[04:26:54] <mrcoolbp> but I'm trying
[04:31:53] * chromas cheats, consults the internet, finds prime number
[04:33:37] <arti> "titty sprinkles"
[04:33:59] <mrcoolbp> may fav kind
[04:34:21] <arti> https://www.youtube.com
[04:34:22] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Morgan Freeman. Titty sprinkles. - YouTube: Morgan Freeman narrating titty sprinkles. **this is not the original. I do not own any of this content**
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[04:37:44] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup.
[04:38:07] <arti> titty sprinkles
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[04:38:46] SoyGuest87198 is now known as Ethanol-fooled
[04:38:59] <Ethanol-fooled> hate it when that happens.
[04:39:00] <JamesNZ> $beer Ethanol-fooled
[04:39:00] * aqu4 gives Ethanol-fooled a cold can of beer
[04:39:14] <mrcoolbp> hey Ethanol-Fueled
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[04:39:21] <Ethanol-fooled> sup mrcoolbp
[04:39:31] <Ethanol-fooled> how thangs rollin?
[04:39:32] <arti> http://www.twitch.tv
[04:39:33] <PrincessKenny> ^* 03Twitch
[04:40:05] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-Fueled we are streaming nethack live via twitch (NCommander and I)
[04:41:40] <arti> sounds fine
[04:42:53] <arti> good times
[04:43:08] <JamesNZ> O_o
[04:43:20] <mrcoolbp> JamesNZ: it's not what you think
[04:43:29] <arti> you guys are total homos for thinking that
[04:43:30] <mrcoolbp> but what happens in LA stays there
[04:43:35] <mrcoolbp> arti: yeah
[04:43:46] <JamesNZ> mrcoolbp: Even worse eh? :P
[04:43:47] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[04:43:47] <Bender> Added quote 449
[04:44:39] <arti> when was that? btw
[04:44:41] <Ethanol-fooled> login required
[04:44:44] <arti> september?
[04:44:58] <arti> "does this website make us look fat"
[04:45:09] <mrcoolbp> JamesNZ: he showed me the CA lifestyle
[04:45:21] <arti> #rekt
[04:45:23] <Ethanol-fooled> I haven't a goddamn clue what any of that stuff on the screen means...but I guess that's what makes you nerds and me an obtuse lout.
[04:45:28] <chromas> Ethanol-fooled would've showed you the brown menace
[04:45:41] <arti> !g 700 number
[04:45:42] <ciri> 599,000,000 results | Area code 700 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org | 700 (number) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia @ http://en.wikipedia.org(number) | Images for 700 number | Is 700 a toll free number? | Yahoo Answers @ https://answers.yahoo.com | Reported numbers in 1-700 area
[04:45:43] <ciri> code 1/2 - 800Notes @ http://800notes.com
[04:46:34] <arti> sounds like the phone equiv of a keyword
[04:48:05] <mrcoolbp> from twitch: Sirfinkus: for a good time call 1-900-ARTI-NOW
[04:48:05] <arti> i thought it was a terminal issue
[04:48:20] <arti> 1-900-GET-REKT
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[04:48:56] * mrcoolbp reposts on twitch
[04:50:26] <takyon> no fake stories on le other site yet
[04:50:39] <chromas> the site's still up
[04:50:40] <mrcoolbp> yet?
[04:50:41] <chromas> that is the joke
[04:50:48] <mrcoolbp> chromas: lol
[04:50:58] <mrcoolbp> chromas: are you on the stream?
[04:51:03] <chromas> yeah
[04:51:17] <chromas> need an account to type though
[04:51:25] <mrcoolbp> nah you can type here
[04:51:30] <mrcoolbp> whatevs
[04:51:33] <mrcoolbp> or on telnet
[04:52:23] <mrcoolbp> = )
[04:53:19] <Ethanol-fooled> OW!
[04:53:29] <Ethanol-fooled> It's cool to watch but those goddamn fisher price commercials
[04:53:34] <Ethanol-fooled> KILL THE BABBY
[04:54:01] <chromas> you're seeing ads on it?
[04:54:02] <mrcoolbp> Ethanol-fooled: should only last a few sec
[04:55:16] <arti> Ethanol-fooled, i have adblock enabled
[04:55:23] <arti> i cannot partake in the chat
[04:55:27] <arti> the ads are terrible
[04:55:31] * arti hisses at them
[04:56:12] * mrcoolbp flashes a cross
[05:12:37] <mrcoolbp> .voice subsentient
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[05:12:49] <chromas> NC's voice reminds me of Maddox
[05:13:12] <chromas> he just needs some beef jerky and rocket sauce
[05:13:47] * Subsentient wonders why mrcoolbp voicing him makes Subsentient angry
[05:14:46] <Subsentient> 3HULK SMASH!!!!
[05:15:19] <mrcoolbp> you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
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[05:18:02] <TLA> go on, eat it!
[05:18:56] <TLA> ew! Why does it even give you the option??
[05:18:56] <mrcoolbp> eat what?
[05:19:05] <TLA> a gnom corpse
[05:19:05] <mrcoolbp> you have to be specific
[05:19:19] <arti> he likes to wash
[05:19:21] <arti> watch
[05:19:21] <mrcoolbp> TLA he already ate it
[05:19:25] <mrcoolbp> lol arti
[05:20:09] <arti> set it up once a month?
[05:20:12] <arti> maybe
[05:20:28] <mrcoolbp> sounds fun
[05:20:52] <arti> cool, can do a community request or something ~shrug~
[05:21:15] * chromas requests Troll the Slashdot
[05:21:21] <arti> something cool i came across was a rogue game written in rust
[05:22:18] <takyon> REAL OR FAKE
[05:22:19] <takyon> http://tech.slashdot.org
[05:22:20] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03World's Largest Aircraft Seeks Investors To Begin Operation - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org ): An anonymous reader writes: The Airlander 10 is significantly larger than a 747. It's an airship that incorporates elements of blimps, planes, and hovercraft. Buoyed by a vast volume of helium, it's capable of cruising at a speed of 80 knots. It was built as a military venture, intended to be used f...
[05:22:41] <arti> hmm
[05:22:46] <arti> !g airlander 10
[05:22:46] <ciri> 110,000 results | Hybrid Air Vehicles - Home @ http://www.hybridairvehicles.com | Images for airlander 10 | Airlander 10: up close with the gigantic airship the US Army wanted ... @ http://www.theverge.com | VIDEO: Airlander 10: World's Largest Hybrid Aircraft @
[05:22:47] <ciri> http://www.weather.com | Is the world's largest aircraft ready for take-off? - CNN.com @ http://www.cnn.com
[05:22:57] <takyon> its a graniuad story
[05:23:07] <arti> i remember seeing something that looked like a blimp that was good for loitering
[05:23:25] <Subsentient> lol, just saw one of the more recent xkcd: http://www.xkcd.com
[05:23:26] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03xkcd: Hard Reboot
[05:23:36] * arti liked the Reboot show
[05:23:42] <arti> he's a subscriber whore
[05:25:04] <arti> https://github.com
[05:25:05] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03rsaarelm/magog · GitHub: magog - A roguelike game in Rust
[05:25:23] <Ethanol-fooled> OI, gonna bail now. PEACE!
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[05:25:34] <TLA> something bigger than a 747 cruising at 80kt is easy pickings even at 37,000 feet - in fact, at that altitude it's tailing the prevailing current. I say "fake". Also consider that a dirigible that size won't withstand that kind of turbulence.
[05:26:03] <takyon> well the army has been considering next-gen blimp use for years
[05:26:54] <takyon> the guardian article is from mar. 30
[05:26:59] <takyon> confirmed real
[05:28:07] <mrcoolbp> o rly?
[05:28:21] <mrcoolbp> if it's real submit it to mainpage, I can run it
[05:29:15] <takyon> let me get another drink first
[05:29:30] <mrcoolbp> aye
[05:34:11] <arti> lol finkus
[05:34:58] * mrcoolbp is going to bed soon
[05:36:32] <takyon> "Your recent submissions" has a white background in the VT100 theme
[05:36:43] <takyon> it's triggering the cones in my eyes
[05:36:59] <mrcoolbp> we hacked the code to do the prank so some weirdness may be present
[05:37:06] <mrcoolbp> apologies
[05:38:10] <arti> doz.
[05:38:26] <mrcoolbp> yeah I loled at that pronounciation
[05:38:43] <arti> i think he's got april fools speak enabled
[05:38:56] <mrcoolbp> he says to bite him
[05:39:01] <arti> LOL
[05:39:01] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[05:39:03] <mrcoolbp> heh
[05:39:08] * arti bites
[05:39:20] <arti> Mr Z for S
[05:39:37] <arti> i'll zucker punch you at the soo!
[05:39:39] <mrcoolbp> I'm with you arti Dos not Doze
[05:40:17] <arti> :D
[05:40:32] <arti> watching game play totally makes this more appealing
[05:40:42] <arti> i've avoided dwarf fortress because it looks crazy
[05:40:57] <mrcoolbp> arti: NC loves DF
[05:41:10] <mrcoolbp> he'll likely do that for the next version of this experiment
[05:41:21] <arti> cool, it looks neato, don't get me wrong, just seems like it's got a learning curve
[05:41:37] <mrcoolbp> oh I'm with you again on that one
[05:41:38] <arti> Elbow Scrolls
[05:42:48] <arti> so there are 3 players there now?
[05:42:59] <mrcoolbp> there are 3 on audio yes
[05:43:09] <arti> is nethack single player?
[05:43:14] <mrcoolbp> we roped SirFinkus in to fill in for me when I go to bed
[05:43:19] <arti> i thought finkus was a cat in it
[05:43:21] <mrcoolbp> arti: yes I think so
[05:43:25] <arti> :|
[05:43:25] <SirFinkus> *leashed
[05:43:30] <mrcoolbp> arti: NCommander named the cat after him
[05:43:35] <arti> aaaaah
[05:44:39] <mrcoolbp> he apparently named one after me also
[05:45:17] <arti> mystalcalbp
[05:45:26] mrcoolbp is now known as mystalcalbp
[05:45:31] <arti> just speak like johnny dangerously
[05:45:37] <arti> farggin sneaky bastiges
[05:45:44] <arti> icehole
[05:45:45] <mystalcalbp> SirFinkus doesn't like my language = (
[05:45:56] <arti> i don't like his haircut >:(
[05:46:16] <arti> fun fact: tin meat = from the tin man
[05:46:26] <arti> you bash him with excalibur and boom, armour tins rain out
[05:47:35] <arti> ... :D
[05:47:46] <SirFinkus> well, that may have come out wrong
[05:47:57] <arti> the doctors said the same thing about me
[05:48:07] <arti> later mrcool
[05:48:16] <mystalcalbp> later guys
[05:49:46] <TLA> more like Crabtree than Johnny Dangerously.
[05:49:59] <TLA> "Gid moaning"
[05:50:43] <TLA> "I have been osked to piss a massage to you; it is frim the koolonel."
[05:51:48] <arti> finkus use your bigboy voice
[05:51:50] <arti> :P
[05:52:25] <arti> seensomesh!t.jpg
[05:52:34] <arti> nightowls++
[05:52:34] <Bender> karma - nightowls: 1
[05:52:53] <arti> make them per user enabled mebbe?
[05:58:59] <takyon> somehow managed to submit a story
[05:59:13] <arti> you guys like rogue?
[05:59:31] <arti> SirFinkus: full mojo rampage
[05:59:41] <arti> http://store.steampowered.com
[05:59:42] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Full Mojo Rampage on Steam: Full Mojo Rampage is a rogue-like game that takes place within the confines of the Voodoo reality. In this realm only the most powerful rites and powers can provide a safeguard against evil. Dying is not the end, only the beginning to becoming a stronger voodoo soul!
[05:59:56] <arti> multiplayer :D
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[06:07:49] <TLA> did the stream just drop?
[06:08:13] <takyon> tea++
[06:08:13] <Bender> karma - tea: 438
[06:08:15] <takyon> t++
[06:08:15] <Bender> karma - t: 1
[06:08:46] <SirFinkus> works on my machine TLA
[06:10:12] <TLA> ok, biam
[06:10:14] <arti> i was thinking t++ at first too
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[06:16:31] <crutchy> ~g'day #soylent
[06:16:32] * exec brazenly drops a coffee++ mug of bacon on #soylent
[06:16:43] <crutchy> hmm
[06:16:46] <SirFinkus> NCommander is streaming nethack
[06:16:56] <crutchy> mrcoolbp, pong
[06:16:59] <crutchy> ooh
[06:17:03] <SirFinkus> check the site
[06:17:18] <crutchy> soylentpr0nz
[06:17:55] <crutchy> wtf
[06:20:52] <crutchy> ~define nethack
[06:20:55] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Nethack: I)A highly detailed roguelike game with an almost infinite replayability factor, usually played by intelligent people(because morons would turn it down because of it's bad grafiks). I)The best gam...
[06:25:06] <crutchy> that vt100 theme is painful
[06:25:30] * JamesNZ vt100's crutchy's world
[06:26:23] <crutchy> all i could think of was a quote from invader zim... "aaaah why does it hurt!?"
[06:27:29] <crutchy> how's our illustrious master going on the nethack thing? kickin ass?
[06:27:42] <SirFinkus> watch the stream :D
[06:28:04] <crutchy> that sounds too much like hard work
[06:28:07] <TLA> filling up on psychotropic potions
[06:28:21] <crutchy> oh wow that sounds like him :p
[06:28:28] <crutchy> hmm or tmb
[06:29:30] * crutchy presents his eSausage token
[06:29:39] <TLA> giggity.
[06:30:27] <crutchy> is that how eBBQ's work?
[06:30:51] <TLA> sounds more like the door price for an eOrgy
[06:31:22] <crutchy> oh we have those in the batcave everyday
[06:32:08] <crutchy> ~last channel=#
[06:32:08] <TLA> now that definitely sounds like a sausage fest. Do you have to keep turning Wil Wheaton away?
[06:32:09] <exec> 03[2015-04-01 05:40:1] # <tama> fisters are sisters
[06:32:18] <crutchy> lol there ya go
[06:33:23] <JamesNZ> Gaise: com.google
[06:33:45] <crutchy> ~isup com.google
[06:33:45] <exec> 03com.google: HTTP/1.0 302 Found
[06:33:50] <JamesNZ> So awesome.
[06:34:12] <crutchy> hehe
[06:34:43] <crutchy> derp
[06:35:13] <TLA> dangit my stream stopped, that was getting funny
[06:35:31] <crutchy> did the streams cross?
[06:35:56] <TLA> yeah, split the porcelain like a Nokia Drop.
[06:36:44] <crutchy> my farts tend to do that too
[06:36:55] <TLA> dewd lol
[06:38:29] <crutchy> i instinctively typed 'butt' in the com.google search, and when i was going around looking at everything i clicked on the image search
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[06:42:58] <JamesNZ> xd
[06:43:02] <JamesNZ> XD
[06:43:04] <JamesNZ> *
[06:43:40] <crutchy> got a relay going for #nethack on freenode
[06:43:55] <chromas> crutchy: there's a barely-used #nethack channel here too
[06:44:08] <crutchy> there is!?
[06:45:15] <crutchy> !count-channels
[06:45:23] <chromas> Sir Finkus was there too; not sure who all is there now
[06:45:26] * chromas went for a walk
[06:45:45] <chromas> we can hear their voices in glorious extra color
[06:45:52] <crutchy> we have 45 channels!
[06:46:03] <chromas> neat
[06:46:10] <chromas> !count-channels
[06:46:13] <chromas> is that a bot thing?
[06:46:14] <chromas> oh
[06:46:43] * chromas suggests Lollipop Chainsaw for next week's game
[06:46:53] <crutchy> nah i just used /list
[06:47:32] <chromas> crutchy: they're talking about progressquest. we should port it to lazarus
[06:48:31] <crutchy> ~define progressquest
[06:48:37] <exec> [wikipedia] 03Progressquest: Progress Quest is an application created as a parody of EverQuest and other massively multiplayer online role-playing games. It is loosely considered a zero-player game, in the sense that once the pla...
[06:48:55] <chromas> apparently there was much political argument about including it in specific Debian repos
[06:51:40] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Control Anything with Gestures: Myo Bluetooth Protocol Released - http://sylnt.us - waving-is-a-gesture
[06:55:51] <crutchy> we need a bot that lurks in every channel so that we can go !activity and get a shortlist of the most active channels in the past half hour (or something like that)
[06:56:21] * chromas cracks the whip
[07:00:34] <Popeidol> I assume somebody has written a bot to post ncommander's nethack progress here live
[07:00:37] <takyon> "I don't want to die" - NCommander
[07:01:01] <chromas> is there an api for that?
[07:01:07] <SirFinkus> don't think so, he just ate a killer bee and got poisoned
[07:01:12] <chromas> ~random type=action
[07:01:21] <exec> 03[2014-05-31 20:53:5] #Soylent -*- Subsentient cries
[07:01:37] * JamesNZ wipes Subsentient's eyes
[07:01:56] <chromas> high-latency wiping
[07:02:04] * Subsentient whips exec to death with a PS/2 mouse
[07:02:39] <crutchy> Popeidol, check out #freenode
[07:02:48] <crutchy> though i dunno if that's what you mean
[07:03:23] <chromas> if there's a way to get output from the game we can make a script for it
[07:03:41] <chromas> and by "make" I mean goad crutchy into doing all the work
[07:03:51] <crutchy> oh you talking about via telnet?
[07:04:01] <chromas> that might work
[07:04:02] <Popeidol> I was watching via telnet but it's too much effort
[07:04:12] * chromas was watching the telnet stream but it crapped out after a few minutes
[07:04:14] <Popeidol> I need somebody to summarise key events to a few short words
[07:04:27] * crutchy wonders if exec could stream a telnet session with a simple alias addition
[07:04:42] <takyon> some killer bees started to rekt his shit
[07:04:46] <Popeidol> I also remember why I hate twitch.tv, in australia it butters constantly even for nethack
[07:04:47] <chromas> audio_latency--
[07:04:47] <Bender> karma - audio_latency: -1
[07:05:01] <crutchy> anyone got a telnet command handy for nc's game?
[07:05:29] <chromas> in #nethack
[07:05:40] <chromas> telnet nethack.alt.org
[07:06:05] <chromas> then "w" for watch
[07:06:15] <chromas> "h" for NC's game
[07:06:22] <chromas> it was "l" before
[07:06:39] <JamesNZ> Is it bad that I've never played nethack?
[07:06:46] <crutchy> i haven't either
[07:06:51] * chromas hasn't played any of the ascii games
[07:06:54] <crutchy> never even heard of it till today
[07:06:57] <JamesNZ> I'm not alone \o/
[07:07:00] <chromas> I tried it once; couldn't get into it
[07:07:08] <JamesNZ> SirFinkus: XD
[07:08:18] <crutchy> got an activity script started
[07:08:35] <crutchy> now i just gotta figure out how to make it work :p
[07:09:11] <chromas> nethack needs an api :)
[07:09:38] <crutchy> hehe. exec can connect to it, but i have nfi how to pass input :/
[07:09:53] <takyon> #TwitchPlaysNetcraft
[07:09:58] <crutchy> <exec> ;]2;nethack.alt.org [?1049h(B[?7h[?1h=(B[?1049l
[07:10:40] <chromas> it's got a ton of control codes to move the cursor around and stuff
[07:10:56] <SirFinkus> there are gamelogs and stuff to verify runs
[07:11:03] <SirFinkus> idk if they're available in realtime
[07:11:24] <chromas> maybe you can 'render' the stream to frames of ascii and then scrape them
[07:11:57] <crutchy> prolly could just parse with a fsockopen connection
[07:12:38] <Popeidol> it'd be handy if it just output interesting stuff to an event log
[07:12:43] <crutchy> is 23 the default telnet port?
[07:12:49] <takyon> DEAD
[07:12:53] <Popeidol> crutchy: yes
[07:12:58] <crutchy> i haven't used telnet for ages
[07:13:26] <Popeidol> I still have a few access points here that prefer it for some reason
[07:13:58] <crutchy> hmm actually i've done a little bit of testing of my little server script with it
[07:15:07] <crutchy> telnet++ # it has security by obscurity (tm)
[07:15:07] <Bender> karma - telnet: 3
[07:15:44] <crutchy> <exec> Rodney [#NetHack] NCommander (Val Hum Fem Law), 19930 points, T:5231, killed by a Grey-elf, while praying
[07:16:01] <crutchy> that's what you get for praying!
[07:16:31] <chromas> they're talking about you crutchy
[07:16:45] * chromas hears with a couple-minute delay
[07:17:44] <chromas> telnet feed died again
[07:17:51] <chromas> or maybe it expires at the end of the game
[07:17:54] <SirFinkus> he's starting a new game
[07:18:15] <crutchy> maybe he's changing religion
[07:18:22] <crutchy> that last one obviously sucked
[07:19:37] <crutchy> is Grey-elf ChrisS67?
[07:26:14] <takyon> Gary Dahl, Creator of the Pet Rock, Dies at 78
[07:38:31] <TLA> I had a pet rock, it had to go. Thing was shitting all over the house.
[07:39:31] <crutchy> gotta get them fixed too, cos they just love making little rocks
[07:40:16] <TLA> first thing I did. Ended up with spare peas for my whistle.
[07:40:56] <JamesNZ> I ALWAYS KNEW IT WAS REAL!!!
[07:40:57] <JamesNZ> http://home.web.cern.ch
[07:40:58] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03CERN researchers confirm existence of the Force | CERN: Researchers at the Large Hadron Collider just recently started testing the accelerator for running at the higher energy of 13 TeV, and already they have found new insights into the fundamental structure of the universe. Though four fundamental forces  – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documente...
[07:41:28] <crutchy> if only it wasn't april 1st
[07:42:04] <JamesNZ> Hey, stop knocking my beliefs!
[07:42:20] * crutchy wants to believe
[07:43:26] <takyon> your tax dollars paid for that
[07:44:52] <crutchy> more like your great great great grandchildren's tax dollars
[07:45:16] <crutchy> nothing like blowing the wealth of future generations on today's crap
[07:46:14] <chromas> better to spend it on that than blowing up brown people
[07:46:27] <crutchy> heh
[07:46:48] <crutchy> but drones have feelings too!
[07:47:24] * chromas wonders how many april fool's day articles one crashing helicopter would be worth
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[07:54:49] <crutchy> SirFinkus++
[07:54:49] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 11
[07:55:12] <crutchy> me gets the impression that rodney is a bot
[07:55:15] <crutchy> in #nethack
[07:55:32] <crutchy> (freenode #nethack)
[07:55:34] <TLA> yes, he is. Hit him with the Finger of Death.
[07:55:49] * crutchy wonders if he can relay that nick
[07:56:30] <crutchy> relay script is pretty dumb atm. needs a bit more work to relay nicks
[07:57:05] <TLA> Greyskull++
[07:57:05] <Bender> karma - greyskull: 1
[07:57:32] <TLA> ...and there goes the stream. Again. F5...
[07:58:40] * chromas hasn't lost the stream evar
[07:58:57] <SirFinkus> twitch sucks
[07:58:58] <crutchy> you're prolly pissing in a different bowl
[07:59:10] <crutchy> twitch?
[07:59:17] <crutchy> ~define twitch
[07:59:20] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03Twitch: To moves suddenly in a seizure like manner.
[07:59:28] <SirFinkus> crutchy the luddite
[07:59:31] <TLA> they had a data breach the other day
[07:59:40] <TLA> I've had to create a new account
[07:59:40] <SirFinkus> doesn't have skype and doesn't know what twitch
[08:00:02] <crutchy> damn scriptkiddies and their newfangled toys
[08:00:29] <crutchy> !lawnmower
[08:00:47] <chromas> SirFinkus: wasn't that "crunchy"?
[08:00:59] <SirFinkus> hehe, that's all NCommander
[08:03:06] <crutchy> ooh http://www.jwhitham.org
[08:03:07] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Jack Whitham
[08:04:23] <crutchy> http://alt.org
[08:04:23] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03alt.org - Player Info
[08:04:55] <crutchy> maybe could scrape this page: http://alt.org
[08:04:55] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03alt.org - Statistics of all games by player
[08:05:35] <crutchy> or this: http://alt.org
[08:07:46] <SirFinkus> that's his last game
[08:07:50] * chromas notes that inkscape has trouble flood filling areas that go offscreen
[08:09:57] <crutchy> this looks trippy: http://alt.org
[08:09:57] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03alt.org - TTYREC viewer
[08:27:23] <NCommander> crutchy, the format is well known, I just don't know it
[08:29:27] <SirFinkus> if anyone has any questions for NCommander he's answering them while playing nethack on http://www.twitch.tv
[08:29:27] <PrincessKenny> ^* 03Twitch
[08:39:56] <chromas> here's a little logo for the omgpwnies theme: http://chromas.0x.no
[08:41:17] * crutchy was expecting a horse version of goatse
[08:41:24] <crutchy> chromas++
[08:41:24] <Bender> karma - chromas: 88
[08:41:30] <chromas> I guess it depends on the angle
[08:41:35] <chromas> could be looking from the back
[08:41:45] <chromas> maybe could use some green drippage
[08:42:57] <chromas> SirFinkus++ # steal Amy's wallet while you're being entertaining
[08:42:57] <Bender> karma - sirfinkus: 12
[08:43:26] <TLA> read us a story!
[08:44:16] <Subsentient> crutchy: Tubgirl?
[08:44:25] <crutchy> ke?
[08:44:34] <chromas> classic
[08:45:02] <TLA> wasabi peas++
[08:45:10] <TLA> wasabi_peas++
[08:45:10] <Bender> karma - wasabi_peas: 1
[08:45:35] <crutchy> when NCommander dies next, exec may spew a line in #nethack
[08:45:38] <crutchy> i think
[08:46:16] * chromas waits with masterfully baited breath
[08:46:34] <SirFinkus> put it in soylent crutchy
[08:46:37] <SirFinkus> per NCommander
[08:47:08] <crutchy> k
[08:47:58] <chromas> crutchy++
[08:47:58] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 141
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[08:51:54] <nait> Can someone repost new ponnies logo?
[08:52:09] <SirFinkus> http://chromas.0x.no
[08:52:20] <nait> thanks
[08:56:00] <chromas> [clicks link; is disappointed]
[08:59:22] <chromas> lol @ NC trying to avoid 'harsh' language
[08:59:22] <ciri> heh
[08:59:37] <chromas> "crap" is my trigger
[09:05:34] <chromas> "throw stuff at it until it dies" — Dice
[09:06:39] <chromas> probably don't have to kill the character; it's just there's no game file until the game ends
[09:22:01] * chromas gives ciri a creampie
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[09:22:15] * chromas does an image search…
[09:22:27] <SirFinkus> well, that scared nait off
[09:22:31] <chromas> whoops
[09:22:43] <chromas> so scared he ctrl-Cd his client
[09:23:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Zealand's Weed Shortage Is Taking Its Toll - http://sylnt.us - don't-bogart-that-joint-my-friend
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[09:26:51] <crutchy> wb nait :D
[09:29:09] <chromas> gimp's grain extract/merge layer modes sure come in handy for photoshop fakes
[09:31:30] <exec> 03Rodney [02#NetHack] 05NCommander (Mon Hum Mal Neu), 3794 points, T:3065, killed by a wand
[09:32:05] <crutchy> guess it works now at least
[09:32:21] * chromas hears a cig light up
[09:32:24] <crutchy> wackery_hackery++
[09:32:24] <Bender> karma - wackery_hackery: 1
[09:32:29] <chromas> crutchy++
[09:32:29] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 142
[09:32:51] <chromas> ooh, with a custom script, it could flood the channel with all kinds of stats
[09:33:09] <chromas> sounds like work though
[09:34:15] <crutchy> originally i was scraping alt.org every 20 seconds: https://github.com
[09:34:16] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/nethack.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub: Contribute to exec-irc-bot development by creating an account on GitHub.
[09:34:50] <crutchy> but i realized i was only replicating what rodney was already doing better anyway
[09:35:06] <crutchy> and the relay looks prettier :p
[09:36:57] <crutchy> the output in the soylent #nethack channel should output whenever rodney says something
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[09:48:40] <chromas> if there's enough interest maybe we could have classic game tournaments
[09:48:53] <SirFinkus> space station 13?
[09:48:59] <SirFinkus> just thought about that one
[09:49:04] <chromas> with virtual trophies; maybe little trophies next to the subscription stars
[09:49:25] <chromas> Welcome to the 2015 Soylent Cup
[09:51:31] <chromas> All major sportscasters have also learned that lesson. just fill time speaking the obvious and talking about other games
[09:51:46] * chromas finds the conversation interesting though
[09:52:06] <chromas> especially the stuff about soylent members' history
[09:56:32] <chromas> http://thebeebs.github.io
[09:56:33] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03thebeebs/OfficeAssistant · GitHub: OfficeAssistant - The Office Assistant was an intelligent user interface for Microsoft Office. The code written in C++ is now avalible for anyone to use that agrees to the licence. Enjoy
[09:58:47] <nait> brb
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[10:07:02] <crutchy> two_steps_from_hell++
[10:07:02] <Bender> karma - two_steps_from_hell: 3
[10:07:40] <TLA> yes. Awesome. Tristan (choral version).
[10:08:09] <TLA> also anything by Allan Sherman
[10:11:22] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[10:11:23] <PrincessKenny> ^ 031-Hour Epic Music Mix | Two Steps From Hell Vol. 3 - YouTube: TSFH Official: https://www.youtube.com Buy TSFH Music on iTunes: http://tiny.cc Buy TSFH Music on Amazon: http://tiny.cc Foll...
[10:22:28] <exec> [02#NetHack] 05NCommander (Arc Gno Mal Neu), 2454 points, T:2444, killed by a rothe, while helpless
[10:22:54] <chromas> lol, musical sting
[10:34:03] <TLA> i was gonna do a AFJ on the missus: swap her keytops >:] she's a one-finger typist
[10:34:11] <SirFinkus> ouch
[10:38:28] <crutchy> ~g'day TheMightyBuzzard
[10:38:29] * exec allegedly passes an assfull of Soylent Green to TheMightyBuzzard
[10:40:30] <chromas> http://slashdot.org
[10:40:31] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03The Veteran Unix Admins give up on systemd - Slashdot ( http://slashdot.org ): Following the "Debianfork declaration" last year, the anonymous collective "Veteran Unix Admins" has engaged the creation of a new distribution called Devuan, basically consisting in a Debian Jessie without systemd. Despite some relevant achievements on their plan and the considerable amount of dona...
[10:40:52] <chromas> (evil link)
[10:40:57] <bryan> http://pipedot.org
[10:40:57] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Pipedot Article: Pipedot adopti Esperanton (0 comments) : by bryan@pipedot.org in pipedot using Google Translate on 2015-04-01 10:32 (#66Y8
[10:41:03] <SirFinkus> mind the date
[10:41:18] <bryan> will be lots of this type of evilness today
[10:41:38] <chromas> hm, wonder what happened to the special pipedot scraper
[10:41:42] <crutchy> yeah like evil vt100 themes that hurt
[10:41:42] * chromas kicks bot
[10:42:16] <crutchy> PrincessKenny handles pipedot links differently from normal links?
[10:42:35] <chromas> used to
[10:42:48] <chromas> had a soylent-like scraper
[10:43:13] <crutchy> hmm. i seem to have misplaced my asmol inhaler
[10:43:24] <chromas> hehe that link got 'em talking systemd in the game live stream
[10:44:23] <crutchy> are you listening to audio?
[10:44:36] <chromas> but they've got rational views so that's cool
[10:44:36] <TLA> yep
[10:44:38] <chromas> yeah
[10:44:52] <crutchy> does NCommander sound like optimus prime?
[10:44:56] <chromas> sadly it's high-latency, like 30s+
[10:44:59] <chromas> yes
[10:45:31] <chromas> NortonCommander Prime
[10:45:41] <crutchy> NortonSystemCommander
[10:45:46] <TLA> lol keep the vibe going guys, this is great multitasking
[10:45:46] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[10:46:14] <crutchy> ~last channel=# nick=tama
[10:46:17] <exec> 03[2015-04-01 10:29:2] # <tama> yo mama is so manky when she goes the the airport the sniffer dogs run away
[10:46:54] <chromas> re Norton, but did they ruin Commander? I thought it died 30 years ago
[10:47:06] <TLA> norton ghost is still a great piece of kit if you're deploying ridiculous numbers of terminals
[10:47:35] <exec> [02#NetHack] 05NCommander (Ran Hum Mal Neu), 757 points, T:1864, killed by a giant ant, while praying
[10:47:39] <crutchy> norton_ghost++
[10:47:39] <Bender> karma - norton_ghost: 1
[10:48:15] <TLA> i should stop watching the irc box for game updates...
[10:49:33] * crutchy wonders if the #devuan guys are gunna buy that /. story :p
[10:54:19] <crutchy> is there anyone else from #soylent playing nethack?
[10:54:41] <chromas> it's NC with Sir Finkus on the line
[10:54:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Travel Ideas: Boring, OR is "An Exciting Place" - http://sylnt.us - which-way-to-intercourse?
[10:54:50] <chromas> mr cool bp was on I think
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[10:55:32] <chromas> finally
[10:55:35] <crutchy> yo
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[10:55:38] <crutchy> derp
[10:55:58] <chromas> expressionctl start frowning
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[10:59:31] <crutchy> ~ wrapped up the nethack repeater thingy into a neat little function https://github.com
[10:59:32] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03exec-irc-bot/activity.php at master · crutchy-/exec-irc-bot · GitHub: Contribute to exec-irc-bot development by creating an account on GitHub.
[11:00:06] <crutchy> heh. thought i might have been able to trick PrincessKenny then :p
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[11:00:18] <chromas> yeah wtf
[11:01:01] <chromas> apparently the space breaks the detector for some reason
[11:01:08] * chromas examines
[11:01:14] <crutchy> ah
[11:01:33] <crutchy> makes sense. i don't think there's any aliases with a space
[11:01:34] * chromas is getting lost in the tanglge of code
[11:01:42] <crutchy> hehe. welcome to my world :D
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[11:03:16] <crutchy> maybe the kitty is touching the icons
[11:04:01] <chromas> hm, it scans until it hits a letter
[11:04:07] <chromas> guess it could just check the first byte
[11:05:35] <TheMightyPhone_> Stoopid phone.
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[11:08:57] <chromas> =restart
[11:09:26] <chromas> I think I broke my tmux
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[11:09:39] <crutchy> bugger
[11:10:00] <crutchy> try screen :p
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[11:11:14] * crutchy takes bets on how long the next one will last :P
[11:11:33] <crutchy> chromas, gunna use the username field methinks
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[11:11:37] <crutchy> nick is too messy
[11:11:49] <crutchy> chromas++
[11:11:49] <Bender> karma - chromas: 89
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[11:13:01] <chromas> :/
[11:13:31] <chromas> apparently the ssh host key changed while I wasn't looking
[11:14:05] <SirFinkus> for specating?
[11:14:17] <chromas> or uh, I autocompleted to the wrong ip address
[11:14:27] <crutchy> haha i do that at work
[11:14:29] <chromas> nah for syncing bot to server
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[11:16:11] <TheMightyPhone> Phones suck
[11:16:52] <crutchy> haha that is the trippiest shit i ever sawd
[11:17:36] <crutchy> chromas, it's working dude
[11:17:43] <chromas> woohoo++
[11:17:43] <Bender> karma - woohoo: 4
[11:17:47] <chromas> crutchy++
[11:17:47] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 143
[11:17:52] <TheMightyPhone> damn USB card burned out on me yesterday
[11:18:01] <chromas> wifi?
[11:18:04] <crutchy> i did /join #test on first connection and it automagically did the same on the second :D
[11:18:12] <chromas> sweet
[11:18:16] <TheMightyPhone> Yep
[11:18:55] <crutchy> privmsgs not carrying over, but not sure that was working properly originally anyway so that's ok :p
[11:20:03] <exec> [02#NetHack] 05NCommander (Val Hum Fem Law), 1669 points, T:2677, killed by a plains centaur, while helpless
[11:20:07] <crutchy> if this works it means will be able to just use existing clients
[11:21:52] <crutchy> ~last channel=# nick=ciri
[11:21:54] <exec> 03[2015-04-01 11:17:2] # <ciri> exec: Nice! My print server is a boner bandit.
[11:22:00] <crutchy> :D
[11:22:04] <crutchy> ciri++
[11:22:04] <Bender> karma - ciri: -28
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[11:23:00] * NCommander is taking a slight break
[11:23:05] <NCommander> Just need a chance to recover my voice
[11:23:50] <chromas> [elevator music]
[11:23:59] <chromas> "Your connection is important to us"
[11:24:29] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[11:25:05] <u> This is the only suitable music: https://www.youtube.com
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[11:25:46] <PrincessKenny> k
[11:26:01] <chromas> =title https://www.youtube.com
[11:26:02] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Total Distortion - You Are Dead - Best Game Over Ever (HQ/MP3 Download) - YouTube: DOWNLOAD HERE: (right-click/ctrl-click and save) http://www.skyetheguy.com
[11:26:21] <crutchy> ~g'day Bytram|away
[11:26:26] * exec accidentally pours a blagoblag of milo for Bytram|away
[11:26:28] Bytram|away is now known as Bytram
[11:26:44] <Bytram> crutchy: g'day
[11:26:47] <Bytram> coffee++
[11:26:47] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1228
[11:26:47] <crutchy> join in on the elevator music listening
[11:26:57] <chromas> turns out the hive index was being mis-written
[11:26:58] <Bytram> thanks, but NO thanks.
[11:27:07] <Bytram> huh?
[11:27:15] <crutchy> the hive cluster was under attack!
[11:27:52] * chromas should make the hive cluster a hierarchical binary database. it works for windows, right?
[11:28:14] <crutchy> hivectl
[11:29:04] <paulej72> damn twitch wants me to login with facebook. I don't facebbok
[11:29:24] <u> *facebonk
[11:29:32] <crutchy> *faceplant
[11:29:34] <chromas> that's why I've only been watching the chat but replying here
[11:29:45] <chromas> plus my jokes are terrible
[11:29:57] <crutchy> that's why i don't even have twitch or facebunk
[11:30:13] <FatPhil> facebook--
[11:30:13] <Bender> karma - facebook: -5
[11:30:25] <paulej72> faceboo--
[11:30:25] <Bender> karma - faceboo: -1
[11:30:32] <paulej72> fail--
[11:30:32] <Bender> karma - fail: -1
[11:30:40] <crutchy> yeah you forgot the last b
[11:30:42] * Bytram is cleaning up links in a story that is on main page
[11:30:46] <SirFinkus> scary version of facebook
[11:31:03] * chromas prefers the jiggly version
[11:31:22] <paulej72> I guess someone has a Model M keyboard
[11:31:22] <u> friendface++
[11:31:22] <Bender> karma - friendface: 0
[11:42:16] <SirFinkus> there I plugged in my mechanical keyboard
[11:43:36] <Bytram> links is ficksed
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[11:53:45] <chromas> heh
[11:55:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Kitty Litter to Blame for Nuclear Waste Leak - http://sylnt.us - mad-science-cat
[11:56:19] <chromas> this game is getting me hot for rpgs. i think we need an irc rpg
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[11:56:29] <chromas> (active, not idling)
[11:56:39] <chromas> welcome back, good sir
[11:57:08] * crutchy got booted for flooding?
[11:57:35] <chromas> yeah. thought maybe it was exec but exec didn't leave
[11:57:57] <crutchy> i was playing with my other ircd
[11:58:04] <crutchy> wonder if xchat got confusement
[11:58:42] <chromas> "maybe i should take my laptop off my lap. something's brewing"
[11:58:50] <TLA> er...
[11:59:08] <chromas> (from the audio stream)
[11:59:17] <TLA> "hungry"?? You've eaten everything that moves!
[11:59:27] * crutchy was thinking you meant somewhere else for a moment
[11:59:44] <chromas> heh, streaming audio
[11:59:46] <chromas> bubble sort
[12:01:13] <TLA> happy horse
[12:01:16] <TLA> hehe
[12:02:30] <crutchy> might have been because i originally had irc.sylnt.us as a hostname. not sure why i did that :/
[12:03:48] * chromas gives NC's horse the shocker
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[12:24:12] <chromas> [we interrupt this stream with another stream]
[12:24:15] <crutchy> getting there slowly. privmsg is working. names list not being sent to other connections on join though :/
[12:24:34] <chromas> sweet
[12:24:42] <chromas> semi-sweet morsels
[12:25:24] <Bytram> !UID
[12:25:25] <TLA> the stream conversation is swinging between NC15 and R18
[12:25:27] <TLA> lol
[12:25:27] <ciri> heh
[12:25:30] * chromas requests much moar horse humor
[12:25:32] <crutchy> when i get it to a point where barebones features are usable i'll chuck it on the webserver with a hole in the firewall
[12:25:58] <Bytram> who killed "!" ??
[12:26:03] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:26:03] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1229
[12:26:08] <chromas> !uid
[12:26:09] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5182, owned by princos70
[12:26:12] <Bytram> okay, at least THAT is working.
[12:26:15] <Bytram> oh. doh!
[12:26:17] <chromas> case_sensitivity--
[12:26:17] <Bender> karma - case_sensitivity: -2
[12:26:27] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[12:26:28] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 32°F, mostly sunny, wind N at 8 mph, humidity 35% - Wednesday sunny (31°F-46°F), Thursday partly cloudy (47°F-54°F), Friday rain (48°F-62°F), Saturday showers (32°F-50°F)
[12:26:32] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:26:33] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 34°F, mostly sunny, wind NW at 7 mph, humidity 40% - Wednesday sunny (23°F-42°F), Thursday cloudy (39°F-43°F), Friday showers (40°F-58°F), Saturday showers (27°F-43°F)
[12:26:39] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[12:26:40] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 18°F, sunny, wind NW at 11 mph, humidity 41% - Wednesday mostly sunny (9°F-29°F), Thursday partly cloudy (31°F-39°F), Friday mostly cloudy (31°F-51°F), Saturday snow (10°F-32°F)
[12:27:41] <chromas> crutchy: do you have an onConnect() type function you can just call again when the same user comes again?
[12:28:24] <crutchy> sorta. it works off a connection id in the username field
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[12:28:53] <chromas> i guess the first connection wouldn't get a channel list so that's why it'd be different
[12:29:14] <crutchy> i think the channel list thing is just a bug
[12:29:34] <crutchy> there was a bunch of warnings come up in the ircd terminal that i didn't see initially
[12:30:47] * chromas reads up on vm memory overcommitment. neato
[12:33:15] <chromas> a lotta horsin' around in the stream
[12:33:33] <TLA> and monkey spanking.
[12:33:48] <crutchy> no crossing of streams i hope
[12:33:50] <crutchy> or swords
[12:33:59] <chromas> My Little Toaster; Brave Little Pony
[12:34:14] <chromas> heh
[12:34:57] <chromas> there's a robot chicken for that, crutchy
[12:34:58] <TLA> oh no! Now he's doing it!
[12:35:04] <chromas> and it's spoken by a horse
[12:35:09] <chromas> very topical
[12:35:14] <crutchy> mredbp
[12:35:20] <TLA> sacred holes now!?
[12:36:02] <TLA> hm, powdered water. Just add water.
[12:36:23] <TLA> unholy water=yellow?
[12:36:51] <crutchy> that's why they always use a golden cup. so you can't tell
[12:37:33] <crutchy> damn. i think the who reply needs tweaking :/
[12:37:57] <CoolHand> the devuan distro (debian fork) put up a 4/1 update that they'd changed their minds, were throwing in the towel, and embracing systemd... I freaked for about 2 seconds..
[12:39:42] <chromas> nsfw https://www.youtube.com
[12:39:42] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03The Lion, The Witch and the Locker | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim - YouTube: The Nerd gets sucked into the world of Narnia. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly About Robot Chicken: Robot Chicken is Adult Swim's long-running st...
[12:46:33] <TLA> giggity!
[12:48:04] <chromas> talk about bluehost and centos
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[12:51:12] * chromas wonders what happened to the pony
[13:01:05] <crutchy> yay seems to be working now
[13:01:29] <crutchy> derp.
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[13:01:42] <crutchy> quit needs a rework
[13:03:30] <SirFinkus> D: skype died
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[13:04:05] <CQ> whats with the typos in the nethack session?
[13:04:22] <crutchy> april 1?
[13:04:27] <crutchy> maybe
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[13:10:19] <exec> [02#NetHack] 05NCommander (Cav Dwa Fem Law), 6366 points, T:7790, killed by an owlbear, while fainted from lack of food
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[13:19:43] <TLA> #165369++
[13:20:11] <chromas> to fill airtime, nc can start freestyle rapping
[13:21:30] <TLA> I'll beatbox. Go.
[13:21:52] <TLA> keep up!
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[13:23:40] * chromas drops a beat
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[13:26:00] <chromas> the latch brothers
[13:30:08] <chromas> I like crutchy's suggestion of mredbp
[13:30:47] <TLA> are we doing horse jokes again?
[13:31:55] <chromas> New horse name
[13:32:14] <chromas> "No sir, I didn't like it"
[13:32:40] <TLA> "what do you think, Mr. Horse?"
[13:33:34] <crutchy> mrgarrisonbp
[13:37:51] <crutchy> ~g'night #soylent
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[13:57:01] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Brits Spotting Slenderman - http://sylnt.us - too-creepy-for-me
[14:07:21] <takyon> ok is this crossing the line
[14:15:14] * chromas can help finding markers
[14:15:37] <chromas> Plus my log is a PostgreSQL db
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[14:53:17] <CoolHand> Amazon went retro today... but not as retro as us... :)
[14:59:23] <takyon> http://www.tomshardware.com
[14:59:25] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Move Over, Virtual Reality: Literal Reality Is The Next Big Thing: Move over, Oculus Rift. Get lost, HTC Vive. Don't even bother, Microsoft's Hololens. There's an unbelievable new tech in town called literal reality (LR) that completely blows away the best VR or AR experience you've ever had or could hope to have.
[15:05:22] <CoolHand> literal-reality... nice.. I want it.. :)
[15:05:53] <takyon> careful with LR, it can cause melanoma
[15:06:05] <takyon> might be better to use VR in the basement
[15:06:38] <CoolHand> maybe.. although not quite as immersive..
[15:06:59] <takyon> get a sensory deprivation tank
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[15:08:56] <CoolHand> helo Balderdash
[15:09:52] <Balderdash> wazzap
[15:10:12] <CoolHand> just enjoying april fools day.. :)
[15:11:14] <Balderdash> yeah. apr 1. i have almost given up on trying to read news
[15:14:48] <takyon> it's the worst
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[15:48:58] <noname> don't forget teh gold in teh corner...
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[15:53:37] <noname> Diagonal moves of the boulders are not allowed, although the player may move diagonally if there is space to do so, and may attack, fire or cast spells diagonally
[15:53:43] <noname> ...doesn#t say anything about luck
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[15:58:15] <noname> according to the wikis there is no luck penalty
[15:58:33] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cougars: An Endangered Species - http://sylnt.us - MY-EYES!!!!!!!!
[15:59:08] <noname> http://nethack.wikia.com
[15:59:09] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Sokoban - Wikihack: Sokoban - Wikihacka:lang(ar),a:lang(ckb),a:lang(fa),a:lang(kk-arab),a:lang(mzn),a:lang(ps),a:lang(ur){text-decoration:none}a.new,#quickbar a.new{color:#ba0000}/* cache key: nethack:resourceloader:filter:minify-css:7:c88e2bcd56513749bec09a7e29cb3ffa */var Wikia={},wgWikiVertical="games",wgWikiCategories=[],wgMessages={"categoryselect-button-save":"Save","c...
[15:59:43] <Balderdash> dude, i know. if they were well-kept old broads that's fine but those are uggos
[16:00:21] <Balderdash> a well-kept 40 is more attractive than a skanky 20
[16:00:46] <takyon> daily mail taking the piss, what else is new
[16:01:44] <noname> luck penalty for undressing and squeezing through, not for diagonal moves it seems
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[16:28:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mrcoolbp Films Reaction of Dihydrogen Monoxide and Bitumen - http://sylnt.us - not-funny-just-weird
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[16:53:59] <juggs> !uid
[16:53:59] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5183, owned by hu
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[17:14:57] <arti> soylent's April 1st is so much better than /.'s
[17:17:43] <takyon> yeah it is
[17:17:46] <takyon> all that fake
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[18:00:05] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Glowing Tampons Help Detect Sewage Leaks - http://sylnt.us - cheeky-public-works
[18:11:31] <CoolHand> exec is missing from #comments... anyone with ops in there that can invite him back?
[18:12:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[18:12:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[18:12:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[18:12:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[18:12:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
[18:12:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf?
[18:13:22] <CoolHand> is that waht exec told you?
[18:14:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently it's combined badness caused by folks using .kick and me using znc
[18:15:19] <chromas> Now you gotta have scripts watch out for the buffer playback notices
[18:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, just disable it
[18:16:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> finally got my fucking phone to tether. would only do it over bluetooth though.
[18:16:34] <chromas> CoolHand: crutchy often takes exec with him to bed
[18:16:53] <CoolHand> chromas: I see...
[18:17:05] <chromas> Or uh, offline
[18:30:54] <juggs> don't think he trusts us to not tinker
[18:38:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> naps++
[18:38:06] <Bender> karma - naps: 26
[18:41:14] <juggs> how did the move go TheMightyBuzzard ?
[18:41:15] <ciri> doing good, and you?
[18:41:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> harrowing i spose. fuckton of stuff to move for two guys.
[18:42:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> no major snafus though
[18:44:07] <chromas> In the past, conversation always turned to food. Nc's stream could too
[18:44:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> internet is another story entirely though. had to wait till monday to get it installed n then my lil usb wireless fob burned out after one day of use. currently bluetoothing to my phone and wirelessing from there over to the router so bandwidth suuuuuucks.
[18:44:13] <juggs> good choice of word "harrowing" :)
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[18:45:20] <cougar_hunter> Not a bad 4/1
[18:45:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> just for the record, you do NOT want to try driving a bigass truck through memphis right now. construction means you're going to be stuck between a semi on the right and a concrete divider on the left with about eight inches of play to keep from hitting one or the other.
[18:45:47] <cougar_hunter> couple of bitchy journals though...some folk have no sense of humor.
[18:45:58] <cougar_hunter> Ruh-roh
[18:46:09] <juggs> Seems to be always the way cougar_hunter
[18:46:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, it's how you tell who has a sense of humor and who doesn't.
[18:47:59] <chromas> +2, resplendent
[18:50:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> believe i'll have a nap now. make tomorrow get here quicker so i can have a new wireless doodad and not be limited to this dial-up-esque setup.
[18:50:19] <chromas> So the new name for your slash fork is rehash? Or is it ##rehash?
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[18:53:45] <arti> http://www.telegraph.co.uk
[18:53:46] <PrincessKenny> ^ 0340 children by 20 mothers: the feckless father who insists 'God says go forth and multiply' - Telegraph: Recovering alcoholic Mike Holpin, from south Wales, says he has so many children he would not recognise all of them
[19:00:52] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - NIH Study: Faking Orgasms May Lead to Real Ones - http://sylnt.us - Oh...OOOHH....OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[19:05:33] <cougar_hunter> Man, arti, that must rock
[19:05:57] <cougar_hunter> sleeping comfortable at night knowing you have spread your superior fertile genes throught the land
[19:06:29] <cougar_hunter> Anyway, gotta disappear...for now. PEAAAAAAYUUUUHHHHHH!
[19:06:39] * cougar_hunter ungs and farts
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[19:31:15] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Update From The Livestream ... - http://sylnt.us - lets-go-beats-some-dragons-up
[19:35:42] <arti> lol http://img.fark.net
[19:35:42] <ciri> hahaha
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[20:32:02] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant 40-story Tall Gerbil Spotted in the Desert - http://sylnt.us - you-all-gonna-die || USGS Says Mining Fecal Matter May Pay Off Big - http://sylnt.us - too-pooped-to-pop
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[20:42:28] <chromas> new minecraft mod…
[20:43:17] <chromas> 💩craft
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[22:03:10] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - David Hasselhoff Performs on American Idol - http://sylnt.us - Germans-Love-David-Hasselhoff
[22:11:53] <SirFinkus> oh man, NCommander is a quitter?
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[22:13:21] <mystalcalbp> SirFinkus: how so?
[22:13:27] <mystalcalbp> We are fixing stuffs
[22:13:30] <SirFinkus> ah
[22:13:37] <SirFinkus> thought he stopped
[22:13:49] <arti> he's still going?
[22:15:43] <mystalcalbp> He's just fixing audio
[22:15:47] <mystalcalbp> hang on a sec
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[22:29:05] <NCommander> SirFinkus, I killed the stream for a moment because pulse freaked out
[22:29:15] <NCommander> My larnax is killing me, and I want to order dinner
[22:29:19] <NCommander> So we're on an intermission
[22:29:35] <SirFinkus> yup, I was just checking in, I have to leave in a few
[22:44:37] * chromas notices a feedback-like echo on SirFinkus' audio
[22:44:50] * arti feeds chromas more pot brownies
[22:45:04] * chromas chomps
[22:45:06] <chromas> duuuuuuuude
[22:45:15] <arti> what if $jaden_quote
[22:45:21] <mystalcalbp> ?
[22:46:04] <NCommander> mystalcalbp, I broke it worse
[22:46:09] <NCommander> Now I can hear you
[22:46:12] <NCommander> But I can't hear you
[22:46:25] <chromas> pulseaudio++ :D
[22:46:25] <Bender> karma - pulseaudio: 1
[22:46:26] <mystalcalbp> uh
[22:46:31] <NCommander> I can hear you MrPlow
[22:46:34] <NCommander> mrcoolbp
[22:46:34] <arti> lol
[22:46:39] <arti> MrPLOOOOOOOW
[22:46:55] <chromas> no echo here
[22:47:06] * chromas notes the 1+ minute delay though
[22:47:25] <arti> because they're by the moon
[22:47:29] <arti> secret space lair
[22:50:27] * chromas wonders if pulse can insert a dynamics compressor filter
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[23:00:16] <chromas> !fight pulseaudio vs jack
[23:00:17] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: jack beats pulseaudio by 1,210,000,000 to 572,000!
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[23:00:49] <juggs> !fight pulseaudio vs jackd
[23:00:50] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: jackd beats pulseaudio by 4,720,000 to 572,000!
[23:01:16] <Balderdash> !fight pulseaudio vs alsa
[23:01:17] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: alsa beats pulseaudio by 13,600,000 to 572,000!
[23:01:34] <juggs> spanked!
[23:01:49] <Balderdash> i still use pulseaudio
[23:02:03] <Balderdash> works good, can stream from any non-windows pc to the media box
[23:02:10] <Balderdash> wish windows had a decent client
[23:02:19] <swiss> i ran a pulseaudio server on windows
[23:02:32] <Balderdash> how about a client?
[23:02:32] <ciri> not sure
[23:02:37] <swiss> yeah
[23:02:44] <swiss> i compiled it and ran it with cygwin i think
[23:12:13] * mystalcalbp paulej72, and NCommander are all on the twitch stream now: http://www.twitch.tv
[23:12:13] <PrincessKenny> ^* 03Twitch
[23:12:36] mystalcalbp is now known as mrcoolbp
[23:12:53] <chromas> troller states
[23:13:33] <chromas> horsing_around++
[23:13:33] <Bender> karma - horsing_around: 1
[23:13:37] <mrcoolbp> heh
[23:14:41] <chromas> if only we could !grab from the stream
[23:14:53] <chromas> ciri: NC always wanted to ride someone
[23:16:00] <arti> :)
[23:17:05] * chromas is always surprised how charismatic internet people are when I hear and/or see 'em
[23:17:10] <chromas> every time
[23:17:29] <arti> it's almost like they're people
[23:17:36] <chromas> it's weird
[23:17:55] <chromas> !fight people vs internet people
[23:17:56] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: people beats internet people by 8,360,000,000 to 2,200,000,000!
[23:20:22] <mrcoolbp> arti: shutup you've hung out with me, you know I'm subhuman already
[23:20:24] <arti> it's nice putting voices to nicks tho /totally not listening today
[23:20:35] <arti> that was classic
[23:20:39] <mrcoolbp> aye
[23:20:48] <arti> i was prepared for like 8 more dudes
[23:21:01] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[23:21:01] <Bender> Added quote 450
[23:21:12] <arti> thank god you didn't go to that party
[23:21:21] <chromas> Bender: grab arti
[23:21:21] <Bender> Added quote 451
[23:21:35] <arti> "my name is chromas, i'm a grabby grabby!"
[23:21:58] <chromas> it's my goal to reach out and touch someone
[23:22:09] <arti> softhands++
[23:22:09] <Bender> karma - softhands: 1
[23:22:19] <chromas> it's why I'm not allowed near the schools anymore
[23:22:29] <arti> there's a lesson there, somewhere
[23:22:35] <arti> captcha: soupcan
[23:23:37] <arti> i buy lots of stuff, but i still think guys who reverse stuff and make keygens are clever chaps
[23:25:45] <chromas> they should vote for the next game by assigning numbers to them according to interest from each viewer
[23:26:05] <arti> like in counterstrike?
[23:26:23] <chromas> like the soylent name vote :D
[23:26:28] <chromas> never played counterstrike
[23:26:33] <arti> :O
[23:26:38] <mrcoolbp> chromas it looks like we are going with dungeon crawler
[23:26:42] <arti> what about action quake or fortress?
[23:27:08] * arti was quite the twitch gamer
[23:27:10] <chromas> [5] quake [3] fortress [9] progressquest
[23:27:36] <arti> 9
[23:27:43] <arti> "You have already voted."
[23:27:46] <arti> "$%#*(@)"
[23:27:50] <mrcoolbp> heh
[23:27:57] <chromas> need to bring in some other players too
[23:28:03] <arti> craigslist!
[23:28:09] * chromas doesn't volunteer
[23:28:20] <arti> in the service it's never good to volunteer fyi
[23:29:34] * chromas takes off the red shirt; struts around
[23:30:10] <arti> i imagine you like a furry sweaty man like zach galifianakis after doing a few lines and running around
[23:30:19] <chromas> live stream the eatening!
[23:30:43] <arti> "i just love how it feels in my mouth, mmmmm it's so filling!"
[23:31:06] <chromas> or other games like Install the Distro
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[23:31:29] <chromas> Drunk Software Development
[23:31:42] <mrcoolbp> sleep-deprived gaming
[23:31:46] <arti> ^-- by EA
[23:32:07] <arti> sounds like regular software development by big firms
[23:32:34] <chromas> Streaming Audio from the Men's Room
[23:33:55] <mrcoolbp> chromas watcha got for the new themez?
[23:34:25] <chromas> oh yeah
[23:34:40] * chromas closed it when he couldn't load the minimal theme
[23:34:47] <chromas> but I guess I could've hit dev.
[23:35:54] <arti> why hit dev, just hit children, i mean young processes.
[23:38:52] <chromas> a lot of rgb() in the css
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[23:39:42] <arti> g'day
[23:39:48] <juggs> evenin' Ethanol-fueled
[23:40:10] <arti> kudos on the april 1st stuff gents
[23:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> 'sup juggs.
[23:40:41] <arti> festive nerds sind bestest nerds
[23:40:43] <Ethanol-fueled> Yeah, today was a blast.
[23:40:58] <Ethanol-fueled> Thought it was pretty cool.
[23:41:21] <juggs> thanks arti - at least we avoided the pitch forks and tarring of last year :D
[23:41:42] <arti> seriously, it was very good, night and day compared to many sites
[23:41:50] <arti> good crew
[23:43:30] <juggs> I can take no credit, mrcoolbp, paulej72 + the ever hard working eds decided on the "ludicrous but actually genuine stories" direction. The vt100 theme was a good touch too. If I had a hat, I'd take it off :D
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[23:44:38] <mrcoolbp> we did stuff
[23:44:47] * chromas puts on a hat just to take off
[23:45:16] * mrcoolbp bows
[23:46:15] <juggs> I think one faux story may have snuck in along the way..... I'll leave readers to work out which that was
[23:46:27] <arti> https://s3.amazonaws.com
[23:46:31] <mrcoolbp> ah man, someone got us?
[23:47:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Hey, waitaminute....what did you do for 4/1 last year anyway?
[23:47:57] * Ethanol-fueled must've been too drunk to remember
[23:47:59] <arti> your mom?
[23:48:07] <arti> dohohoho
[23:48:17] <Ethanol-fueled> besides the old loose stinky bitch, arti...something else
[23:48:22] <Ethanol-fueled> or was it nothing else?
[23:48:29] <Ethanol-fueled> (you all now have herpes, by the way)
[23:48:33] <arti> i'm not sure, i purge lots of stuff from memory automatically
[23:48:50] <arti> Luke, I gave you herpies.
[23:48:53] <arti> NOoooooooo!
[23:49:17] <mrcoolbp> harpies?
[23:49:24] <arti> we should do a lightsaber physics game
[23:50:11] <arti> it just generates errors because physics.
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[23:51:43] * Ethanol-fueled wonders when the hugh pickens article about Star Wars stars will be posted
[23:51:51] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to be on that one like stink on shit.
[23:53:06] <mrcoolbp> juggs: we lost you
[23:53:27] <Ethanol-fueled> calling for Jar-Jar and his entire race to swing from the trees of endor, hung by their own tongues, while the Ewoks sing "Yub Nub" in the background. Yub Nub: https://www.youtube.com
[23:53:31] <PrincessKenny> ^ 03Yub Nub (Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi Ending) - YouTube: This is the ending of the unremastered version of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, featuring the song "Yub Nub" This is sourced from the 1993 LaserD...
[23:54:41] <arti> lol
[23:56:19] <arti> the lyrics tell a ballad about how Harrison Ford's career will siphon off all of theirs
[23:56:21] -!- Balderdash has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
[23:56:42] <Ethanol-fueled> mark hamill does cameos in Metalocalypse.
[23:56:53] <arti> i like his joker, srsly
[23:59:05] <Ethanol-fueled> BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIEE: https://notanews.files.wordpress.com