#Soylent | Logs for 2015-03-30
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[01:00:18] * SpallsHurgenson finishes watching Babylon 5's 'War Without End'... "OMG! My mind is blown! Fvapynver jnf ernyyl Inyra nyy guvf gvzr!"
[01:11:00] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Perhaps the Panopticon Could Work - http://sylnt.us - freedom-from-VS-freedom-to
[01:11:03] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/zh6lg": "3Perhaps the Panopticon Could Work - SoylentNews"
[01:32:15] <SpallsHurgenson> a privacy-stealing panopticon will probably be the only real course open to us if we wanna avoid tyranny. I'll miss having privacy.
[01:51:12] <SpallsHurgenson> of course, whenever I lose something, I usually find it again in the couch cushions
[01:53:30] <chromas> good point. there're no cameras in the cushions; only motion sensors
[01:54:25] <SpallsHurgenson> plus you can make a fort out of the cushions; crawl into that and nobody will ever find you! :)
[02:11:46] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Physicists Theorize A Different Kind of Dyson Sphere - http://sylnt.us - Some-Sunblock-Required
[02:11:48] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/et166": "3Physicists Theorize A Different Kind of Dyson Sphere - SoylentNews"
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[02:22:36] <SpallsHurgenson> yo momma's a different kind of dyson sphere!
[02:22:55] <mrcoolbp_wrk> nuh, uh!
[02:24:05] cmn32480|afk is now known as cmn32480
[02:24:40] * SpallsHurgenson steals mrcoolbp_wrk's lunch money
[02:28:29] * cmn32480 sends SpallsHurgenson to the Principals office.
[02:28:48] <cmn32480> caught red handed SpallsHurgenson!
[02:31:38] <mrcoolbp_wrk> Detention again spalls
[02:32:00] <mrcoolbp_wrk> don't make me .op
[02:33:11] * SpallsHurgenson head hangimg, hands the lunch money back, kicks the floor a few times and sheepishly apologizes
[02:36:48] <mrcoolbp_wrk> lol
[02:36:48] <ciri> lol that's funny!
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[04:13:18] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Rumored to buy AMD - http://sylnt.us - chips-ahoy!
[04:13:20] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/c1eun": "3Samsung Rumored to buy AMD - SoylentNews"
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[06:14:50] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Russia to Build New Space Station with NASA after ISS - http://sylnt.us - first-you-create-a-commISSion
[06:15:01] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/utlkq": "3Russia to Build New Space Station with NASA after ISS - SoylentNews"
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[06:37:32] <SirFinkus> afternoon crutchy
[06:37:47] <crutchy> hai :)
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[07:25:42] <crutchy> https://soylentnews.org
[07:25:43] <aqu4> Title for page "https://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=6770&cid=164077": "3SoylentNews Comments | Samsung Rumored to buy AMD"
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[07:44:58] <Subsentient> $cycle autotitle on
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[07:45:01] <aqu4> Channel cycle complete.
[07:45:46] * chromas wonders why it needs to leave the channel
[07:48:48] <crutchy> http://irciv.us.to
[07:48:48] <aqu4> Title for page "http://irciv.us.to/heh.htm": "3' && echo '************************************** I FARTED **************************************"
[07:50:44] <crutchy> $excuse you
[07:51:23] <crutchy> ~last nick=tama channel=#
[07:51:33] <exec> 03[2015-03-30 07:49:27] # <tama> now what motherfucker?
[08:16:22] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Cutting Calories in Rice by up to 50% - http://sylnt.us - what's-cookin'?
[08:16:24] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/lac0l": "3Cutting Calories in Rice by up to 50% - SoylentNews"
[08:17:08] <crutchy> $ignore Bender
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[08:17:41] <janrinok> hi sleepy SN
[08:17:41] <ciri> o/ janrinok
[08:18:07] <crutchy> o/ janrinok
[08:20:01] <crutchy> dunno why this was modded -1 troll
[08:20:03] <crutchy> http://soylentnews.org
[08:20:04] <aqu4> Title for page "http://soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=6771&cid=164091": "3SoylentNews Comments | Russia to Build New Space Station with NASA after ISS"
[08:20:21] <crutchy> -1 smartass maybe
[08:20:30] <crutchy> or is that 'touche'
[08:27:19] <crutchy> http://www.universetoday.com
[08:27:20] <aqu4> Title for page "http://www.universetoday.com/104863/goodbye-big-bang-hello-hyper-black-hole-a-new-theory-on-universes-creation/#at_pco=jrcf-1.0&at_si=5519071809950936&at_ab=per-2&at_pos=0&at_tot=1": "3Goodbye Big Bang, Hello Black Hole? A New Theory Of The Universe’s Creation"
[08:34:22] <janrinok> hi crutchy sup?
[08:35:12] <crutchy> not much. its about 7.30pm here so just winding down after work/dinner
[08:35:20] <crutchy> how bout you?
[08:35:20] <ciri> don't ask me!
[08:35:57] <janrinok> OK thx, and I don't know why that comment was modded as 'troll'. It actually made me smile
[08:37:03] <janrinok> just finished the shopping for today, and interrupting my chores to waste some time on the 'net
[09:22:07] <crutchy> is it april fool's day yet?
[09:22:09] <crutchy> http://distrowatch.com
[09:22:11] <aqu4> Title for page "http://distrowatch.com/weekly.php?issue=20150330#community": "3DistroWatch.com: Put the fun back into computing. Use Linux, BSD."
[09:22:25] <crutchy> "The systemd Project Forks the Linux Kernel"
[09:23:26] <crutchy> i was gunna say it might be a good april fool's day article, but prolly every two bit nerd news site will run something similar :/
[09:23:49] <chromas> do we have a beta theme?
[09:24:08] <crutchy> or a geocities theme
[09:24:17] <chromas> crutchy: you could write one saying LP decided to give up on systemd
[09:24:23] <chromas> maybe he's gonna take over epoch
[09:24:27] <crutchy> oh my
[09:24:56] <crutchy> for some fked up reason i first read that as 'crutchy: you could write one saying LP decided to give me head'
[09:25:09] * crutchy may not be feeling well
[09:25:20] <chromas> Bender: grab crutchy
[09:25:20] <Bender> Added quote 448
[09:25:27] <chromas> there's always room for one more
[09:26:15] <crutchy> you know what would be funny... if systemd did actually fork the kernel, and made it kick the original kernels ass
[09:26:22] <chromas> you don't have time to get head from LP because he wouldn't stop there, and he'd go on forever
[09:27:37] * crutchy is patiently waiting to see if his new repo shows uo in the spy channel
[09:27:44] <crutchy> *up
[09:28:04] <crutchy> might have been missed :(
[09:28:57] <crutchy> oh there is goes :)
[09:47:30] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Hillary Clinton and her Email Server - http://sylnt.us - of-course-there-are-no-backups
[09:47:32] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/ht05c": "3Hillary Clinton and her Email Server - SoylentNews"
[10:02:29] <chromas> a bit old, but http://arstechnica.com
[10:02:30] <aqu4> Title for page "http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/01/toleranux-satirical-linux-fork-mocks-calls-for-open-source-diversity/": "3ToleranUX: Satirical Linux fork mocks calls for open source diversity | Ars Technica"
[10:08:01] <crutchy> ooh. getting closer
[10:08:25] <chromas> your ircd?
[10:08:28] <crutchy> sorta got 2 connections to same nick
[10:08:38] <chromas> crutchy++
[10:08:38] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 139
[10:09:06] <crutchy> there's a bug in the connection_nick function now though :/
[10:10:37] <SirFinkus> neat
[10:14:02] <crutchy> dammit
[10:14:10] <crutchy> does username have too be unique too?
[10:14:28] <crutchy> might have to append connection id to username too if that's the case
[10:15:05] <chromas> don't think so
[10:15:23] <crutchy> maybe my user message handler is just being a butthole
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[10:16:38] <chromass> yeah I got me a second connection with this user
[10:16:43] <crutchy> hmm
[10:16:51] <crutchy> might just comment out that check then
[10:17:02] <crutchy> easy_fixes++
[10:17:02] <Bender> karma - easy_fixes: 1
[10:17:04] <chromas> hee, you could use that for authentication
[10:17:29] <chromas> I think that's what it was for originally, then nobody used it for some reson
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[10:24:38] <crutchy> will definitely need a custom client to take advantage of this feature properly
[10:25:18] <crutchy> secondary standard clients would look like shit even if they worked properly
[10:26:30] <chromas> you can use sasl
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[10:26:43] <chromas> some irc networks will take that in the place of nickserv ident
[10:26:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> Coffee++
[10:26:59] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1223
[10:32:47] <cmn32480> amen themightybuzzard
[10:33:58] <crutchy> on my last atm
[10:34:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> Mornin all. How goes things?
[10:34:11] <crutchy> my coffee is cold :/
[10:34:17] <cmn32480> mine si still brewing
[10:34:27] <chromass> microwave oven on high for 5 minutes
[10:34:44] <crutchy> chromas made me get distracted :p
[10:34:47] <chromass> moar heat == better
[10:35:06] <cmn32480> it's 0635 and I am already in the office. I think I'm gonna have a case of the Mondays!
[10:35:08] * chromas whistles nonchalantly
[10:35:22] * chromas passes the stapler
[10:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> Mine better have itself made by the time i get up.
[10:35:35] * cmn32480 burns the building down
[10:36:33] <crutchy> cmn32480, when my daughter was born i used to go to work after her feed. got into the office around 4.30am. seems stupid but it was a refreshing time to get into work. can't even imagine doing it now
[10:36:52] <crutchy> best time to get work done
[10:37:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> Last morning of having to type on this fucking phone. Yays!
[10:37:55] <chromas> before all the people show up
[10:38:21] <chromas> TheMightyBuzzard: you know you can go landscape right?
[10:39:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ya. It still blows though.
[10:39:02] <crutchy> chromas, don't confuse the man
[10:39:15] <crutchy> he's a perl programmer
[10:39:33] <chromas> install Hacker's Keyboard. It's old, but it can have function keys and everything
[10:39:35] <cmn32480> crutchy - youcan hear a pin drop in this place right now. It is the only quiet I will get all day
[10:39:52] <crutchy> good feeling eh :p
[10:40:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> Gots big finners. Even landscape sucks.
[10:40:37] <cmn32480> three kids between 3 and 6. My daughter (3) woke me at 3:30 to go potty. It has been downhill ever since
[10:40:44] <crutchy> tmb, if we do this does it make it even worse?
[10:41:04] <crutchy> ah. good times
[10:41:16] <crutchy> my kids are just a bit past that
[10:41:20] <cmn32480> but on the upside she did curl up next to me until my alarm went off at 5.
[10:41:21] <crutchy> 6 and 7
[10:41:34] <cmn32480> yeah. she is the only one that we still let do that
[10:42:25] <crutchy> my daughter almost gave herself an athsma attack just using my legs as a slide
[10:42:40] <cmn32480> back in a few.. gotta go un-f**k a computer before the user gets here
[10:42:52] <crutchy> step 1. open window
[10:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> Why bother when it's the user who needs unfucking?
[10:45:38] <crutchy> a lot of the time its the software vendor
[10:45:53] <crutchy> for having absolutely nfi how their software is used
[10:46:05] <crutchy> (or misused)
[10:47:03] <crutchy> if i ever hear the words "simply just" strung together by a software support person i instantly switch off
[10:47:44] <crutchy> followed by the thought: if it was really "simply just" i wouldn't be fucking calling you in the first place
[10:48:50] <crutchy> admittedly it must be a frustrating job though
[10:51:53] <crutchy> bugger. my cold coffee runded out :(
[10:53:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> Ya some bastard drank mine up too.
[10:59:19] <cmn32480> it is user error
[10:59:37] <cmn32480> close ticket: User can't follow written instructions
[11:00:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> Situation normal then.
[11:00:37] <cmn32480> i figured out how to make it fail. and hav edited the instructions to say DON'T DO THIS
[11:00:45] <cmn32480> pretty much TMB
[11:01:22] <cmn32480> some days I love working for a small company. Som days I wanna find a place where I can hide and just collect a paycheck
[11:01:42] <cmn32480> me thinks today is gonna be a run and hide day.
[11:04:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> To paraphrase Adam Baldwin, all fucking lusers must fucking hang.
[11:04:07] <crutchy> i work for a company that's small enough that we do our own IT support. its just supported software that we have grief with
[11:10:02] <cmn32480> crutchy - I am the inhouse IT support
[11:10:09] <cmn32480> and the inventory control guy
[11:10:13] <cmn32480> and the warehouse mamanger
[11:10:29] <cmn32480> and the wireless site survey guy (for the moment)
[11:10:46] <crutchy> that sucks
[11:10:47] <cmn32480> and the best tech we have on that majority of the product lines.
[11:10:59] <cmn32480> and the department head for the service division
[11:11:05] <cmn32480> the list goes on
[11:11:20] <cmn32480> small is about 40 people
[11:11:31] <cmn32480> but every day is different
[11:11:41] <cmn32480> and it very rarely gets boring'
[11:11:43] <crutchy> i work for an engineering consultancy, so everyone is a geek :p
[11:12:12] <cmn32480> we do mobile computers, thermal printers, wireless
[11:12:19] <cmn32480> my people are geeks
[11:12:25] <cmn32480> everybody else is in sales
[11:12:32] <cmn32480> or worse... marketing
[11:12:36] <crutchy> ew
[11:12:55] <cmn32480> lock the door... and hope they don't ahve blasters
[11:14:11] <cmn32480> they treat us pretty well
[11:14:34] <cmn32480> I get a week at the company condo every summer free of charge
[11:15:41] <cmn32480> they missed raises 1 year in the 6 that I been here, then doubled everybody's normal raise to make up for it the next year
[11:18:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Puush Hacked, Malware Sent Out Via Client Update - http://sylnt.us
[11:18:41] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/plv5d": "3Puush Hacked, Malware Sent Out Via Client Update - SoylentNews"
[11:34:23] <crutchy> $help
[11:34:23] <aqu4> Hi, I'm aqu4bot, version "baking", running on UNIX. I'm a bot written in pure C by Subsentient [http://universe2.us/]. My source code can be found at "http://github.com/Subsentient/aqu4bot/". Try the 'commands' command to get a list of what I can do, or try 'help cmd' where 'cmd' is a particular command.
[11:34:36] <crutchy> $commands
[11:34:36] <aqu4> Commands with 1 star = admins only, 2 stars = owners only. Commands available:
[11:34:37] <aqu4> burrito, beer, godzilla4**, wz, guessinggame, sr, time, title, ddg, coin, seen, tell, sticky, replace, whoami, tail8*, msg8*, memsg8*, noticemsg8*, chanctl8*, join8*, part8*, cycle8*, debug8*, nickchange4**, admin4**, blacklist8*, netwrite4**, quit4**, restart4**, pageall, help, commands
[11:35:01] <crutchy> $blacklist Bender
[11:35:01] <aqu4> You must be an admin to use that command.
[11:35:14] <crutchy> >:-|
[11:36:40] <crutchy> gotta hand it to Subsentient. aqu4 is pretty slick. my fkin bot is all over the place
[11:39:25] <SirFinkus> $pageall hi
[11:39:25] <aqu4> This command takes no arguments.
[11:39:34] <SirFinkus> $pageall
[11:39:34] <aqu4> More than 50 users in this channel. Cannot proceed.
[11:39:37] <SirFinkus> aww
[11:40:17] <SirFinkus> only just though
[11:40:22] <SirFinkus> 52 in the channel
[11:40:29] <SirFinkus> I suspect that could be annoying
[11:40:39] <SirFinkus> if it does what I think it does
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[11:40:49] <chromas> =part
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[11:40:55] <SirFinkus> $pageall
[11:40:55] <aqu4> More than 50 users in this channel. Cannot proceed.
[11:40:57] <crutchy> yeah i think i've seen that
[11:41:12] <SirFinkus> need one more
[11:41:12] <crutchy> ooy¿
[11:41:22] <chromas> $paging doctor shitstorm
[11:41:25] <crutchy> ~part exec
[11:41:31] <crutchy> derp
[11:41:34] <crutchy> ~part
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[11:41:38] <SirFinkus> $pageall
[11:41:38] <aqu4> Subsentient crutchy xar x0908d3b2 SirFinkus dx3bydt3 SoyCow6607 midacre WakeTurbulence u
[11:41:38] <aqu4> tumdedum swiss Popeidol bryan ciri diego Cyprus stdhell Azrael
[11:41:39] <aqu4> FatPhil Landon sedctl everdred chromas hka MrPlow crespyl cosurgi
[11:41:40] <aqu4> AndyTheAbsurd xlefay joe CoolHand Leebert paulej72 mrcoolbp juggs arti
[11:41:41] <aqu4> Regurgitator sirecote Bender geotti_away NCommander stderr Loggie Imogen aqu4
[11:41:42] <aqu4> janrinok cmn32480 TheMightyBuzzard
[11:41:43] <SirFinkus> haha
[11:41:44] <crutchy> need to rtfsc
[11:41:49] <crutchy> hehe
[11:42:02] <crutchy> need to rename that command $ping-o-death
[11:42:05] <SirFinkus> HI EVERYBODY!
[11:42:05] <ciri> excellent SirFinkus
[11:42:13] <chromas> Hi Dr Nick!
[11:42:14] <ciri> quick, everyone look busy chromas
[11:42:27] <crutchy> or $ah-harrow-fuckers
[11:42:31] <chromas> So it says "more than 50 users" but even 50 is too many
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[11:42:59] <SirFinkus> it's a >= 50 rather than a > 50
[11:43:06] <chromas> tsk tsk tsk
[11:43:14] <SirFinkus> off by one error
[11:43:25] <crutchy> PrincessKenny, if you don't stop being so poor i'm gunna have to start hurling rocks at your house
[11:43:26] <SirFinkus> I used to know one joke about that
[11:43:26] <chromas> programming-to-description translation mismatch
[11:44:15] <crutchy> haha. /me is reminded of the south park episode where kenny goes in the tube with the cans blowing around him
[11:44:15] <SirFinkus> Oh, this old one "There are two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
[11:44:37] <crutchy> oh they're all easy
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[11:45:16] <crutchy> wtf is cache, i thru z and then start from a, and just don't report errors :p
[11:46:05] <SirFinkus> I never have runtime errors, idk why people think it's so hard
[11:46:11] <SirFinkus> just put everything in a try catch blcok
[11:46:28] <cmn32480> You rang SirFinkus?
[11:46:37] <crutchy> he rang everybloody :D
[11:47:03] <SirFinkus> Subsentient might want to make that admin only
[11:47:03] <crutchy> maybe he was feeling ronery
[11:47:08] <SirFinkus> or who knows
[11:47:30] <SirFinkus> I only wish it was more obnoxious, where I could play a sound on their pc speakers or something
[11:47:44] <crutchy> i think exec has one of those, but thankfully its so obscure and poorly documented that even the guy that developed it has forgotten how to use it
[11:48:17] <SirFinkus> you're trying to trick me into reading the source code and sending you pull requests
[11:49:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Valve to Offer HTC Vive Developer Edition for Free - http://sylnt.us - small-additional-charge-for-a-virtual-schnoz
[11:49:04] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/qxo07": "3Valve to Offer HTC Vive Developer Edition for Free - SoylentNews"
[11:50:10] <crutchy> i dunno if i'm comfortable with code collaboration yet. another geek at work is trying to get me to infect my wiki app with horrible things like jquery
[11:50:15] <crutchy> makes me feel dirty
[11:50:54] * chromas gives crutchy the bad touch
[11:51:50] <crutchy> i'm happy to give my code away and others can do whatever they want
[11:51:52] <SirFinkus> "pull" requests
[11:51:58] <SirFinkus> "forking"
[11:52:19] <SirFinkus> checkout my "branch"
[11:52:30] <crutchy> maybe we need to fork git and call it tit
[11:53:33] <crutchy> i feel like eating something with a lot of curry
[11:53:38] <crutchy> :/
[11:53:48] <SirFinkus> I hope you feel like shitting something with a lot of curry too
[11:54:02] <SirFinkus> otherwise, you're in for disappointment and regret
[11:54:05] <crutchy> yeah that's kinda why i'm a bit hesitant
[11:55:33] <crutchy> where's konomi anyway. really miss her snide comebacks
[11:56:59] <SirFinkus> she fucked off a few weeks ago, I haven't seen her sense
[11:57:09] <SirFinkus> don't know if she still comments on the site, or ever did in the first place
[11:57:12] * SirFinkus shrugs
[11:58:23] <SirFinkus> !seen konomi
[11:58:24] <ciri> I found 2 matches to your query (sorted): KonomiNetbook Konomi. KonomiNetbook (~Konomi@Soylent/Users/189/Konomi) was last seen parting #soylent 57 days, 43 minutes ago stating "{}".
[11:59:11] <SirFinkus> ~seen konomi
[11:59:14] <chromas> still connected too
[11:59:35] <paulej72> and regularly reconnecting
[11:59:44] <chromas> maybe she's in the secret channels
[11:59:50] <paulej72> I see her identifies in th elog
[11:59:51] <chromas> ~last nick=konomi
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[12:00:05] <chromas> ~last nick=konomi
[12:00:19] <exec> 03[2015-02-01 09:52:09] #Soylent <Konomi> gay ;p
[12:00:34] <chromas> there's your rejoinder, crutchy
[12:19:48] <bryan> bah! blast that page all command!
[12:20:09] <crutchy> holy shit there's people in here!?
[12:21:04] <crutchy> maybe we should have that thing trigger randomly every few days just to shake everyone's trees :p
[12:21:15] <bryan> only when the dinging window makes itself known by pushing itself to the foreground :P
[12:21:31] <SirFinkus> modal dialogs
[12:23:45] * bryan returns to lurking
[12:23:52] <SirFinkus> make it an anti-idle device
[12:24:02] <SirFinkus> everyone has to pong it too, otherwise it kicks you
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[12:30:16] <Bytram> !uid
[12:30:17] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5177, owned by snuffy
[12:30:23] <Bytram> coffee++
[12:30:23] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1224
[12:30:35] <Bytram> ~weather boston, ma
[12:30:37] <exec> 03Boston, MA, USA - currently 34°F, cloudy, wind S at 15 mph, humidity 67% - Monday rain (33°F-44°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (30°F-47°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (31°F-42°F), Thursday partly cloudy (44°F-52°F)
[12:30:43] <Bytram> ~weather portland, me
[12:30:44] <exec> 03Portland, ME, USA - currently 38°F, mostly cloudy, wind S at 11 mph, humidity 54% - Monday rain and snow (32°F-42°F), Tuesday mostly sunny (22°F-45°F), Wednesday mostly sunny (22°F-41°F), Thursday mostly cloudy (39°F-45°F)
[12:30:51] <Bytram> ~weather presque isle, me
[12:30:53] <exec> 03Presque Isle, ME, USA - currently 25°F, cloudy, wind SE at 9 mph, humidity 51% - Monday rain and snow (29°F-41°F), Tuesday snow showers (13°F-42°F), Wednesday partly cloudy (10°F-30°F), Thursday mostly sunny (31°F-41°F)
[12:31:53] <Bytram> g'morning, world.
[12:33:51] * Bytram is seeing some strange things on https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:34:23] <Bytram> NCommander: paulej72: on dev, it seems that (1) comment counts on the main page are not being updated.
[12:34:52] <Bytram> (2) sidebare says I have mod points, but I'm not seeing any drop-downs on a story's page
[12:43:17] <crutchy> snuffy¡¿
[12:43:47] <crutchy> reminds me of the sniffer dog from fat pizza
[12:43:59] <crutchy> spoofy
[12:44:03] <Bytram> crutchy: got a sec?
[12:44:10] <Bytram> could you please take a look at: https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:44:12] <aqu4> Title for page "https://dev.soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=15/03/29/1622202": "3UTF-8 character support - Dev.SN"
[12:44:28] <crutchy> err. yeah no probs
[12:44:28] <Bytram> let me know if you see the moderation drop-down boxes
[12:44:56] <Bytram> that means you'd need to login over there, of course
[12:45:14] <Bytram> and that you *had* mod points, but they are supposed to be issued every day
[12:46:19] <crutchy> just gotta check my email for a password
[12:47:13] <Bytram> lol! np
[12:48:32] <crutchy> hmm. had to login twice then
[12:48:56] <Bytram> were you starting at http or httpS ??
[12:49:11] * Bytram has seen some confusing redirection with auto httpS stufgf happening
[12:49:46] * Bytram hasn't been ablke to nail down the factors yet
[12:49:53] <crutchy> hehe. "thegerg"
[12:50:07] <Bytram> yup... I LOLd, too
[12:50:22] <crutchy> hmm. yeah i got a mod combo
[12:50:42] <crutchy> the accented e in touche is borked
[12:50:46] <Bytram> huh... you *can* moderate?
[12:50:56] <Bytram> oh, I bet I know...
[12:51:11] <Bytram> pls reply to one of those comments with a comment of your own
[12:51:12] <crutchy> heh. i modded offtopic :p
[12:51:19] <Bytram> it prolly won't let me moderate my *own* comments
[12:51:26] <Bytram> gee, thanks for nuthin!
[12:51:38] <Bytram> on the main page, do you see any comment counts for the stories
[12:51:39] <Bytram> ?
[12:52:22] * Bytram thinks that one of the daemons is not running
[12:52:40] <Bytram> or, is failing to communicate the updated comment counts to the static main page
[12:52:43] <Bytram> or somethin'
[12:53:21] <crutchy> your comment was related tfa, so it was offtopic to official SN dev shenannigans :p
[12:53:33] <crutchy> https://dev.soylentnews.org
[12:53:34] <aqu4> Title for page "https://dev.soylentnews.org/comments.pl?sid=1206&cid=28370": "3Dev.SN Comments | UTF-8 character support"
[12:54:09] * Bytram reloads the story page
[12:54:24] <Bytram> how'd you remember the words to that song? =)
[12:54:26] <crutchy> yeah i can't mod my own comment
[12:54:37] <crutchy> guess that's the correct behaviour
[12:55:12] <crutchy> my browser is infected with w32/pink
[12:55:14] <Bytram> I see mod drop-down for you comment; replied with a comment of my own, but as AC
[12:55:34] <janrinok> hi Bytram
[12:55:44] <Bytram> janrinok: hi!
[12:55:58] <janrinok> are you good?
[12:56:16] <Bytram> interestingly enough, even though I checked "psot anonymously", it still *knew* it was from me, so it, rightly, does not provide a mod drop-down for that last comment for me
[12:56:21] <Bytram> janrinok: mostly.
[12:56:33] <Bytram> found a couple things on dev that I wanted to tell the devs
[12:56:41] <Bytram> I needs to be at work in 45 minutes....
[12:56:49] <janrinok> sry to hear about the 'not mostly' bit, then
[12:56:53] * Bytram should really shower, shave, etc,
[12:57:04] <janrinok> I was going to mention that
[12:57:08] <Bytram> just trying to squeeze 2 hours into 45 minutes, is all.
[12:57:11] <Bytram> it's all good
[12:57:24] <crutchy> that damn ipid thingy prolly
[12:57:37] <Bytram> yuppers, I suspect so
[12:57:40] <Bytram> ok, I gtg
[12:57:47] <Bytram> crutchy++ thanks for the verification!
[12:57:48] <Bender> karma - crutchy: 140
[12:57:49] <janrinok> have a good one
[12:57:55] <Bytram> and the same to you!
[12:57:57] <crutchy> ~link supernintendo_chalmers https://www.youtube.com
[12:57:58] <exec> └─ supernintendo_chalmers => https://www.youtube.com
[12:57:58] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LW__eE7-BA": "3Ralph Wiggum Best Moment - YouTube"
[12:58:01] <aqu4> Title for page "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LW__eE7-BA": "3Ralph Wiggum Best Moment - YouTube"
[12:58:13] <crutchy> $blacklist exec
[12:58:13] <aqu4> You must be an admin to use that command.
[12:58:17] <Bytram> I 2nd edited a story or two; they've got another one in progress overin #editorial
[12:58:24] <Bytram> g'bye all
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[12:58:34] <crutchy> ciao Bytram o/
[12:58:42] <janrinok> k
[12:58:46] <crutchy> Bytram++
[12:58:46] <Bender> karma - bytram: 48
[12:58:51] <crutchy> Bytram++
[12:58:51] <Bender> karma - bytram: 49
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[13:20:11] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Largest Whole Genome Sequencing Project Promises Medical Gains - http://sylnt.us - waiting-for-a-DNA-NDA
[13:20:13] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/qdkq7": "3Largest Whole Genome Sequencing Project Promises Medical Gains - SoylentNews"
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[14:51:20] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Engineer Tricks Male Tinder Users into Flirting with Each Other - http://sylnt.us - Don't-you-look-at-my-bum!
[14:51:22] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/34syc": "3Engineer Tricks Male Tinder Users into Flirting with Each Other - SoylentNews"
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[16:22:29] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Newspapers Use Special HTML Tags to Suppress Ads During Tragedies - http://sylnt.us - can-we-get-this-on-all-the-pages
[16:22:31] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/qfk14": "3Newspapers Use Special HTML Tags to Suppress Ads During Tragedies - SoylentNews"
[16:45:13] <swiss> aqu4 was playing the hilight game
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[17:53:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - When a Hashtag Becomes a Bashtag - http://sylnt.us - Pete-Seeger-singing-"when-will-they-ever-learn?-when-will-they-ever-learn?"
[17:53:40] <aqu4> Title for page "http://sylnt.us/qh1ow": "3When a Hashtag Becomes a Bashtag - SoylentNews"
[18:43:53] <Subsentient> $blacklist set Bender!*@*
[18:43:53] <aqu4> Blacklisting successful.
[19:24:48] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Giant Scrap Metal Transformer Statues - http://sylnt.us - “Freedom-is-the-right-of-all-sentient-beings.”-said-Optimus-Prime
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[21:04:13] <Balderdash> greetings
[21:05:45] <Subsentient> Greetings indeed. That's what I always say.
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[21:32:25] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard++
[21:32:25] <Bender> karma - themightybuzzard: 161
[21:32:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> no idea what i wanna do right now, just basking in the happiness that is being connected again.
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[22:13:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> ha, got bluetooth workin tween my stoopid new phone n this
[22:14:39] <paulej72> coollio
[22:15:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> easier than getting it to play nice just plugging it in
[22:27:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Europol Chief 'Warns' on Computer Encryption - http://sylnt.us - there-are-no-secrets-from-the-government
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[23:27:53] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Streaming Apps Could Boost Citizen Journalism - http://sylnt.us - everyone-wants-to-be-dan-rather
[23:30:23] <chromas> ~define dan rather
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[23:31:04] <chromas> ~define dan rather
[23:31:08] <autoexec> dan rather: unable to find definition
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[23:32:01] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[23:32:15] <chromas> hey BadCoderFinger
[23:32:27] <BadCoderFinger> Hey chromas, how are you?
[23:32:44] <chromas> not bad; you?
[23:33:06] <BadCoderFinger> Pretty good. Been arguing with swig, but I think I'm finally winning.
[23:34:17] <chromas> swig? as in drinking?
[23:34:25] <BadCoderFinger> I wish!
[23:34:34] <BadCoderFinger> The script interface generator.
[23:34:41] <chromas> "You there, swig! Get into me immediately!"
[23:34:43] <chromas> ah
[23:34:50] <BadCoderFinger> Drinking, now, that's something I never argue with.
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[23:44:13] * Drinking fearlessly gets into an argument with BadCoderFinger
[23:52:44] <mrcoolbp> Spalls: we know it's you buddy
[23:53:19] <Drinking> What? Who me? I'm in no way as clever and handsome as that roguish SpallsHurgenson!
[23:53:47] * mrcoolbp sighs
[23:53:54] <mrcoolbp> * Drinking (~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson) has joined #Soylent
[23:53:58] <mrcoolbp> = )
[23:54:32] <Drinking> my god, I /am/ as clever and handsome as SpallsHurgenson!
[23:54:36] Drinking is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[23:55:07] <mrcoolbp> sure
[23:55:23] <mrcoolbp> breaking story about the NSA shooting just released
[23:56:55] <SpallsHurgenson> 12 hours later is hardly a "breaking story" :)
[23:58:59] <chromas> the problem is they tried to go in through the gate
[23:59:17] <chromas> it's better to take the back door