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[01:27:55] <crutchy> aye focker!
[01:29:19] <ethanol-fueled> My first "e" is small.
[01:29:33] <ethanol-fueled> crutchy, aye fucking Aussie
[01:30:50] <ethanol-fueled> man, i'm drunk.
[01:31:06] <ethanol-fueled> Juggs is a git.
[01:31:33] <chromas> thought he was mercurial
[01:31:51] <crutchy> gedit ftw!
[01:32:10] <JamesNZ> Bah, y'all are bazaar!
[01:32:12] <ethanol-fueled> I am going to treat you to a treat so sweet
[01:32:48] <crutchy> while i beat my meat on the street
[01:33:07] <ethanol-fueled> Whoa, man.
[01:33:15] ethanol-fueled is now known as Ethanol-fueled
[01:36:41] -!- MrSpock [MrSpock!~SpallsHur@Soylent/Users/656/SpallsHurgenson] has joined #Soylent
[01:36:52] <Ethanol-fueled> Mister SPock!
[01:36:57] <Ethanol-fueled> NOOOOOOOO!
[01:37:24] <crutchy> MrSplodge
[01:37:40] * MrSpock vulcan nerve pinches crutchy
[01:39:14] * MrSpock then takes the opportunity to go through his pockets before he revives
[01:39:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, that sucks about Leanorad dying.
[01:39:27] <Ethanol-fueled> How about a drink?
[01:39:28] <ciri> don't ask me!
[01:39:47] <crutchy> $beer Ethanol-fueled
[01:39:47] * aqu4 gives Ethanol-fueled a cold can of beer
[01:39:56] <crutchy> ~g'day Ethanol-fueled
[01:39:58] * exec prematurely poops a toilet bowl of ciri poo for Ethanol-fueled
[01:40:26] <Ethanol-fueled> I raise a toast to Spock: "Fuck You illogical motherfuckers, Suck my Vulcan dick."
[01:40:53] <Ethanol-fueled> And that Vulcan dick had points on its mushroom tip.
[01:41:24] <crutchy> spock invented the vacuum cleaner
[01:41:25] JamesNZ is now known as MrsSpock
[01:42:05] <Ethanol-fueled> crutchy, from sucking up all those space-dollars and space-cents left in the Enterprise' couch-custions?
[01:42:26] <MrSpock> oooh, time for some Pon Farr!
[01:42:34] <crutchy> it gave rise to countless hours of pleasure for officer doofy
[01:42:45] <Ethanol-fueled> Pin Farr is a godsend
[01:42:48] <Ethanol-fueled> FUCK OR DIE
[01:42:55] <Ethanol-fueled> PON FARR^
[01:45:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Man, pot is awesome.
[01:45:23] <Ethanol-fueled> pot++
[01:45:23] <Bender> karma - pot: 3
[01:45:45] <arti> pot++
[01:45:45] <Bender> karma - pot: 4
[01:45:56] <crutchy> pan++
[01:45:56] <Bender> karma - pan: 1
[01:46:06] <MrSpock> damn it, I wanted to do the pan joke
[01:46:42] <crutchy> it was a joke?
[01:47:09] <MrSpock> you really like pans, eh?
[01:48:06] <crutchy> pans are awesome
[01:48:11] <crutchy> they cook bacon
[01:48:32] <MrSpock> so do microwaves
[01:49:31] <Ethanol-fueled> UGH, fuck
[01:49:54] * chromas cooks with an inverse tachyon pulse by rerouting the main deflector
[01:50:20] * crutchy cooks with a lightsaber
[01:50:47] <MrSpock> ach, cap'n, ya kinnae dew that! Ye'll blow the main reacta!
[01:51:07] <crutchy> your lack of faith is disturbing
[01:51:22] <Tachyon> chromas inadvertently opens time portal and creates a closed time curve ...
[01:51:23] MrSpock is now known as MrScott
[01:51:26] <chromas> I have faith
[01:51:29] <chromas> pray the gay away
[01:51:36] <Ethanol-fueled> NO HOMO
[01:52:01] <Ethanol-fueled> that's what I avoided, mister Scott.
[01:52:08] <Ethanol-fueled> AYE laddy, I'm drunk
[01:52:39] <crutchy> is it wrong to just wish ww3 would just hurry its ass up and get here so we can get it over with and move onto scrounging for food in radiated ruins?
[01:52:42] <Ethanol-fueled> okay, he wasnt drunk in TNG but he did get drunk on the holodeck bridge
[01:52:51] <MrsSpock> crutchy: Yes :P
[01:53:06] MrsSpock is now known as Winston
[01:53:15] <Ethanol-fueled> Crutchy, you fuck, you will be buttblasted.
[01:54:25] MrScott is now known as Kafka
[01:54:31] <Kafka> I'm all for it! Let's go!
[01:56:04] * Kafka scuttles beneath the baseboard and grooms his antennae with his forelegs
[01:56:38] * Winston squishes Kafka with his cigar
[01:56:46] <crutchy> i'm voting for the robots
[01:56:59] <chromas> sounds SpallsHurgensonesque
[01:57:35] <Kafka> if you say that name three times, he will appear
[01:57:46] <crutchy> APK APK APK
[01:57:48] <chromas> bewbs bewbs bewbs
[01:57:54] <Kafka> close enough
[01:57:55] Kafka is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:57:57] <chromas> there's always room for one more
[01:58:26] <crutchy> there was that chick who got an extra bewb just so she could go around saying she has an extra bewb
[01:58:53] <SpallsHurgenson> strange, I knew a woman who kept me around for much the same reason :)
[02:00:45] <crutchy> you have an extra bewb?
[02:03:20] <SpallsHurgenson> yeah, I found one in the garbage compactor room the other day
[02:05:25] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, 'Strayla, you goofs. http://www.playerattack.com
[02:05:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Australia?s piracy crackdown will hurt everyone « Player Attack
[02:06:46] <crutchy> pfft. a bill of rights is for the weak
[02:06:57] <crutchy> bring on the police state!
[02:07:42] <crutchy> actually that won't affect how i use the net cos i can't be fked downloading illegal movies
[02:07:56] <crutchy> that would mean i'd have to watch them
[02:10:47] <chromas> we have a bill of rights /and/ get the police state. nyaa
[02:11:50] <crutchy> my internet is still at about 6mbps instead of the 10 that i used to get. for some reason i just don't really give a shit :/
[02:13:06] <crutchy> i think the internet is waaaaay overblown. its clogged too full of shit to be of much use anymore
[02:13:10] <SpallsHurgenson> oh no, this email I just got says "recetly your payPal Account Has Been Accesed from an Uknowen Device" (sic) and I need to reset my password by clicking on a link that leads to a bit.ly link! This is such a convincing email; should I follow the link? :)
[02:13:47] <crutchy> till new networks are built and new technologies implemented to get the internet back to its roots, i'm happy with irc and html
[02:13:49] * SpallsHurgenson is very worried that his paypal account might have been hacked, all the more so since I don't actually HAVE a paypal account :)
[02:13:53] <chromas> absolutely. they're no fuckin' around. you been hax0r3d mate
[02:14:22] <Winston> SpallsHurgenson: Don't click it silly, forward it to everyone in your contacts.
[02:14:24] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i think you been 'poewend'
[02:14:38] <crutchy> s/oe/o/
[02:14:38] <sedctl> <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, i think you been 'powend'
[02:15:07] <Winston> s/powend/pwned/
[02:15:15] <SpallsHurgenson> hmmm, I clicked on the link and am apparently on a page asking me for my paypal userID and password... now what do I do?
[02:15:38] <crutchy> nooo. not pwned. its 'powend'
[02:15:52] * Winston digresses
[02:16:36] <crutchy> an uknowen device powend his non-existent paypal account :p
[02:16:58] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, put in root:hunter2
[02:17:50] <SpallsHurgenson> oddly enough, the "forgot your email address or password" beneath the "login" button doesn't seem to be a real link :)
[02:18:09] <crutchy> then you'll be able to reverse the dns to the ssh ssl vbox mod_perl if statement
[02:19:25] * SpallsHurgenson types in root@paypal.com / hunter2 and "logs in" to a screen where they are asking me to validate my name, birthday, address, and security questions :)
[02:21:23] <SpallsHurgenson> apparently I also need to validate my credit card number :)
[02:22:50] <SpallsHurgenson> and my SSN, which is odd since I told them I live in Iceland
[02:23:06] <SpallsHurgenson> oh, also my bank ID, account number and password. These people are thorough :)
[02:23:46] <SpallsHurgenson> <whew> all my info has been updated :)
[02:24:23] <SpallsHurgenson> strange, I can't seem to log back into paypal.com using the same username/password I used before :)
[02:34:34] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ask Soylent: What Would You Consider the Most AMAZING Technological Breakthroughs if they Existed? - http://sylnt.us - let-your-mind-go
[02:36:28] <SpallsHurgenson> internet porn, no doubt about it. naughty pictures delivered right to the living room. it's the greatest technological breakthrough that has ever and will ever be made
[02:37:44] <Winston> Plot twist: it's possible O_o
[02:44:08] <chromas> so you're saying: condition met; winner is internet porn
[02:44:27] <paulej72> internet porn in space
[02:44:58] <chromas> there was a movie…
[02:45:16] <SpallsHurgenson> tell me more
[02:45:46] <chromas> set in space; had a scene shot in one of those diving jets
[02:46:06] <SpallsHurgenson> the vomit comet?
[02:46:12] <paulej72> Apollo 13
[02:46:12] <paulej72> yep
[02:46:54] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, "NASA announced the cancellation of the Reduced Gravity Program on April 10, 2014 and ceased operations after scheduled flights in July 2014"
[02:47:56] <paulej72> some third party is running the jets for rich bitches
[02:48:03] <paulej72> iirc
[02:48:09] <SpallsHurgenson> Zero Gravity Corporation.
[02:52:31] <crutchy> aw crap
[02:52:34] <crutchy> https://firstlook.org
[02:52:34] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03In Midst of War, Ukraine Becomes Gateway for Jihad - The Intercept
[02:53:04] <crutchy> if ISIS takes hold in Ukraine, Russia is just gunna go in there and smash the crap outta the entire country
[02:53:20] <crutchy> in the name of anti-terrorism
[02:53:46] <SpallsHurgenson> a friend got an email from a "friend" who had somehow gotten himself "stranded in Ukraine". Took a lot effort to convince her that she shouldn't wire him the money he was asking for
[02:54:55] <juggs> Das ist nicht gut
[02:56:19] <crutchy> message to isis: ukraine is not syria
[02:57:18] <crutchy> ukraine is a country with a massive drooling bear as a neighbor that is waiting for any excuse to barge in and eat everything that moves
[02:57:27] <SpallsHurgenson> ISIU
[02:58:27] <chromas> Chief Drooling Bear
[02:59:16] <juggs> and if Russia "officially" storms into Ukraine rather than grab bits of it by proxy war I doubt NATO are going to be all "let's see how this plays out".
[02:59:35] <crutchy> and the US won't go to Ukraine's rescue ala Iraq invasion cos Obama is scared shitless of Putin
[02:59:57] <crutchy> yeah what juggs said
[03:00:46] <crutchy> actually i dunno what NATO would do. they would have to do something though
[03:00:57] <crutchy> even if merely to save face
[03:02:14] <crutchy> they'd prolly amass huge forces at the Ukraine border
[03:02:41] <crutchy> or have they already done that?
[03:03:42] <SpallsHurgenson> finally a use for all those tanks!
[03:04:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> makes me want to play some red alert
[03:04:35] <crutchy> would they work after an EMP shockwave?
[03:04:49] <crutchy> america's toys seem to be all flashy and computery
[03:05:03] <crutchy> which is great till the power goes out
[03:05:09] <SpallsHurgenson> military gear tends to be well hardened
[03:05:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> likely, yeah. it's not a new something we've not been thinking of for a while.
[03:05:47] <crutchy> russian tanks prolly still have levers n shit
[03:05:47] * SpallsHurgenson sends forth the apaches and warthogs "Chaaaaaarge!"
[03:06:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> nato though, i dunno how many of them would have the stones without us there. GB likely but the others?
[03:06:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> be interesting to see
[03:06:56] <crutchy> yeah britain might lead the way. it can call on its commonwealth slaves
[03:07:12] <crutchy> operation get behind the aussies
[03:07:19] <juggs> crutchy, NATO would have to invited into Ukraine, they aren't members. I could see it playing out thus: ISIS start being a problem in Ukraine, Ukraine gov't requests NATO assistance to squash it, NATO storm in and 'accidentally' get caught in some civil war crossfire, which brings about a NATO v Russia situation on the ground. Not sure anyone really wants that scenario.
[03:07:38] <SpallsHurgenson> I don't know why Germany or France might object to heading east into Russia; it's not like that's ever backfired on either of them :)
[03:07:48] <crutchy> lol
[03:08:13] <crutchy> france can supply the baguettes for the german warriors
[03:08:45] <juggs> crutchy, Russia has spent the last few years spending gadzillions on military equipment, they are not exactly backward in that department these days.
[03:08:59] * TheMightyBuzzard starts chanting "i will not mock the french" over and over
[03:09:11] <juggs> surrender monkeys?
[03:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> cheese eating
[03:09:21] <crutchy> juggs, the problem is it kinda seems like russia is picking a fight with nato
[03:10:01] <crutchy> if nato threatens russia in any way militarily, putin might be "aight brah lets go"
[03:10:10] <juggs> crutchy, indeed so. ISIS is just taking the disruption as an opportunity to spread their influence.
[03:10:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> they absolutely should, strategically. the strongest nation in nato is effectively dropped out of it for two more years.
[03:11:12] <juggs> UK military force is not looking too great at the moment either. Heh, we could do with some planes to put on our carriers for a start!
[03:11:19] <crutchy> conspiracy theory: russia is moving isis fighters into ukraine
[03:11:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't surprise me if obama is wearing flip-flops around the whitehouse this winter as afraid as he is of putting boots on the ground.
[03:11:40] <juggs> :D
[03:11:58] <crutchy> nuthin wrong with thongs mate
[03:12:10] <crutchy> good for swatting blowies
[03:12:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> not many of those when there's feet of snow on the ground
[03:13:21] <arti> blowies
[03:13:24] <arti> blow flies?
[03:13:31] <SpallsHurgenson> thongs in 'merica are something entirely different than in 'strayla, I think
[03:13:32] <crutchy> ~define blowies
[03:13:34] <arti> for a moment i thought you ment ladies things
[03:13:35] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03blowy: a blow/head job (fellatio)
[03:13:40] <crutchy> o.O
[03:13:49] * arti imagined crutchy swatting away a bj with sandals
[03:13:54] <crutchy> lol
[03:13:58] <arti> "it doesn't go there!"
[03:14:07] <crutchy> dammit i lost my towel!
[03:14:14] <crutchy> get away from my dick!
[03:14:19] <arti> hahaha
[03:14:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, i'm starting to wonder if the conspiracy nuts are right and obama isn't actually a muslim radical that's dead set on weakening the US in every way possible.
[03:14:39] <arti> wat
[03:14:40] <crutchy> and his wife is a man from planet zorg
[03:14:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't do things much differently if he were
[03:14:56] <arti> so what you're saying is you voted for him twice?
[03:15:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> well yeah
[03:15:11] <arti> obama pride
[03:15:15] <arti> worldwide
[03:15:28] <crutchy> if you like your freedum you can keep your freedum
[03:15:32] <juggs> probably has a hunger for innocent children's brains too. Damn reptiles are everywhere, David Ike was right after all!
[03:15:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of i figured we need a douchebag every 30 years or so, so we remember why we don't elect them.
[03:15:49] <arti> hahaha
[03:15:57] <SpallsHurgenson> 30 years? we get one every four years!
[03:16:13] <SpallsHurgenson> they're all just different degrees and styles of douche
[03:16:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> sorry, epic douchebag who doesn't know what he's even doing
[03:16:16] <arti> the job ages you like 2x as fast as a marine
[03:16:33] <arti> and marines age in dog years
[03:16:34] <crutchy> the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of illegals and morons
[03:16:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> as opposed to the corrupt douchebags who know exactly what they're doing
[03:17:00] <arti> crutchy, they're trying to have the term illegal classified as a pejorative
[03:17:12] <arti> "stop calling me what i am!"
[03:17:22] <crutchy> maybe it could be the name of the 53rd state
[03:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> sweet, undocumented downloads ftw
[03:17:40] <crutchy> how many states are there in the USA? 50 or 52?
[03:17:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> just fiddy
[03:17:47] <SpallsHurgenson> damn Them. They are always up to no good. We must They be so evil.
[03:17:47] <crutchy> i always get confusement
[03:17:52] <chromas> this program has performed an undocumented operation and will be shut down immediately
[03:17:56] <arti> lol
[03:17:57] <ciri> i don't think it's that funny lol
[03:18:03] * arti pets ciri
[03:18:05] <crutchy> unless you go with obama's 57 states
[03:18:08] <chromas> ciri++
[03:18:08] <Bender> karma - ciri: -34
[03:18:16] * TheMightyBuzzard performs an undocumented right-hand turn
[03:18:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, forgot about that. was pretty funny.
[03:18:50] <chromas> heinz 57 states
[03:18:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[03:18:58] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Obama Claims He's Visited 57 States - YouTube
[03:19:09] <crutchy> i can't watch it. obama speeches are painful
[03:19:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'truth
[03:19:33] <chromas> at least it's not in ebonics
[03:19:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas how i knew he was the guy to vote for. that and he was more funny looking than romney.
[03:20:11] <crutchy> mind you i can't watch speeches by my illustrious PM either cos he's as much an embarrassment
[03:20:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> our presidents are always at least somewhat goofy looking
[03:20:40] <chromas> romney looks like a preacher at a tent revival
[03:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> get up there campaigning with a perfect haircut and you got zero chance
[03:20:47] <SpallsHurgenson> <chuckle> somebody was messin' with the president's teleprompter :)
[03:21:26] <crutchy> http://www.independent.co.uk
[03:21:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Ukraine crisis: Top Chinese diplomat backs Putin, says West should 'abandon zero-sum mentality' - Europe - World - The Independent
[03:21:50] <crutchy> well, china aint coming to ukraines rescue either :/
[03:22:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> duh. china never does anything not in its best interest. they're smart like that.
[03:22:36] <crutchy> sleeping dragon
[03:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> sleepin nothin, crafty
[03:23:21] <crutchy> yeah. definitely china's era whenever they decide it
[03:23:41] <crutchy> or they already have and this is exactly what they want
[03:23:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I went to china about five years ago. I wasn't particularly impressed. they are even more screwed up than the US
[03:23:51] <crutchy> damn sun tzu
[03:24:14] <crutchy> they should advertise their strategy on CNN like everyone else!
[03:24:17] <SpallsHurgenson> a lot of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
[03:24:29] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[03:24:55] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, where did you go?
[03:25:05] <crutchy> i think there's a lot of china that's still developing
[03:25:24] <crutchy> but when you have over a billion people, the developed part is still pretty big
[03:25:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> china be like: go ahead and blow each other to bits. we'll be over here ready to sell you cheap replacement parts when you're done.
[03:25:35] <SpallsHurgenson> corruption, idiotic politics, an immense wealth gap, poverty you can't imagine... its not anywhere as ferocious as the media makes it appear
[03:26:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, you don't need a thriving middle class if you're a totalitarian state.
[03:26:11] <SpallsHurgenson> it probably has the potential to be great... but its not taking over the world any time soon.
[03:26:15] <SpallsHurgenson> (brb)
[03:26:18] <crutchy> the wealth gap and poverty is understandable in a country with that many people
[03:27:01] <crutchy> i dunno if most western countries could imagine how many people there are in china and india
[03:27:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wealth gap... yeesh... if you're living better than your parents did, stfu about people having more than you.
[03:27:16] <crutchy> haha
[03:27:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> just envy. even the poor in the us are living like kings compared to half the world.
[03:27:58] <crutchy> china has a large rural population. rural populations always live more basic lives
[03:28:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup
[03:28:11] <crutchy> even where i live
[03:28:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> eh, not here really. we get by with kinda crappy internet but that's about it.
[03:28:53] <crutchy> i can afford a mortgage and a half decent existence here, but in melbourne my salary would prolly be considered poverty
[03:29:36] <crutchy> and i'm not even way out in bumfuck west
[03:29:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. same way everywhere. cities are for the rich and them too stupid to live somewhere they can afford.
[03:31:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyway, back to trek for me.
[03:32:51] <juggs> Vega Strike is kicking my ass tonight. Don't know who I pissed off or how, but I am getting blown to pieces every time on a simple cargo run . :(
[03:35:08] <crutchy> vega strike?
[03:35:18] <crutchy> sounds like a boy band
[03:35:31] <juggs> http://vegastrike.sourceforge.net
[03:35:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Vega Strike - Home
[03:35:47] <crutchy> ew sourceforge
[03:35:54] <crutchy> is that not dead yet?
[03:36:01] <juggs> seems not
[03:37:06] <crutchy> we should move to http://soylentnews.slashdot.org :D
[03:37:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Slashdot: News for nerds, stuff that matters ( http://slashdot.org )
[03:38:15] <chromas> soylentforge
[03:38:18] <chromas> the sauce of the people
[03:38:23] <juggs> There's a lot of opposing factions in Vega Strike and I appear to have pissed off one or more of them somehow. Not really got to grips with it yet tbh. Complex mofo of a game.
[03:38:36] * crutchy is thinking about playing some bf1942 after he finishes iced coffee
[03:38:52] <crutchy> juggs, make the most of it :p
[03:39:08] <crutchy> go full ethanol-fueled on their asses
[03:39:54] <crutchy> or tell em they're about to be swatted
[03:41:22] <juggs> They come in swarms and have better armor and weapons than I can afford at this point. It's, "ooh, shields gone, armor gone, ohh I died a fiery death" all within about 5 seconds type scenario.
[03:41:45] <juggs> Their NPCs, it's not a MMORPG type deal.
[03:41:48] <crutchy> yeah stuff online gaming
[03:41:49] <juggs> they're
[03:42:27] * chromas blames the koreans
[03:42:54] <juggs> I was looking forward to Elite: Dangerous - then they pulled the online all the time deal right at the last minute. Disappointed was I.
[03:43:14] <crutchy> some of us don't have time to sit around all day every day building up some pretend force to smash little people so we can feel speshul
[03:44:22] <crutchy> ^to obama
[03:44:30] <crutchy> :p
[03:44:33] * SpallsHurgenson returns even more pantsless than he was before
[03:44:48] <juggs> what's that smell?
[03:45:01] <crutchy> ~define pants
[03:45:03] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03pants: rubbish, no good, bag of shite
[03:45:15] <crutchy> ~define panties
[03:45:17] <exec> [urbandictionary] 03panties: the greatest word in the English langauge.
[03:45:27] <crutchy> yes it is
[03:45:51] <crutchy> every gauge should have panties in it
[03:45:58] <SpallsHurgenson> what, even greater than rootletootlesnufflebaum?
[03:48:09] <SpallsHurgenson> why, everytime I hear somebody use the word rootletootlesnufflebaum in a sentence, it makes me giddy
[03:48:36] <juggs> how often does that happen? actually... has it ever happened?
[03:48:54] <SpallsHurgenson> well, twice so far :)
[03:51:48] <juggs> well that is rootletootlesnufflebaumalicious!
[03:51:58] <SpallsHurgenson> <squeeee>
[03:52:09] * juggs is concerned
[03:53:32] <SpallsHurgenson> just keep using the cream like the doctor told you and the rash should go away in a few weeks
[03:54:01] <crutchy> i'm concerned that SpallsHurgenson is getting giddy with no pants on
[03:54:33] <SpallsHurgenson> saves on a lot of dry cleaning :)
[03:54:53] <SpallsHurgenson> but I dare so no more in a family-friendly #channel
[03:54:57] * chromas is concerned about the source and small quantity of this cream
[03:56:51] <SpallsHurgenson> Doctor Stihkiehanz says its better if you don't think about it too much
[03:57:30] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, s/i/in/
[03:57:30] <sedctl> <crutchy> <SpallsHurgenson> Doctor Stinhkiehanz says its better if you don't think about it too much
[03:58:14] <SpallsHurgenson> no, you're think about his brother, the proctologist
[04:01:20] <mrcoolbp> hey jugss, et. al.
[04:03:03] <juggs> hi mrcoolbp - things good with you?
[04:03:38] <mrcoolbp> yah
[04:03:43] <mrcoolbp> and you?
[04:05:43] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - China Begins Enforcing Internet Real-Name Policy - http://sylnt.us - the-free-world-will-copy-in-5..4..3..
[04:05:45] <crutchy> ~g'day mrcoolbp
[04:05:46] * exec covertly throws a cheap plastic cup of beer at mrcoolbp
[04:05:55] * mrcoolbp catches and chugs
[04:06:04] <mrcoolbp> g'day sir
[04:06:06] <ciri> hi there mrcoolbp
[04:06:13] <mrcoolbp> oh, yeah...hi ciri...
[04:06:15] <mrcoolbp> = /
[04:06:24] <SpallsHurgenson> I have no problem using a real name on the internet... so long as it doesn't have to be MY real name :)
[04:07:47] <juggs> mrcoolbp, all good here.
[04:08:17] <mrcoolbp> nice
[04:08:27] * mrcoolbp reads some comments to wind down from work
[04:09:42] * crutchy is pondering querying an access database from a php script
[04:09:55] <SpallsHurgenson> awww, poor TV. They shovel crap at people and then wonder why nobody's watching http://www.businessinsider.com
[04:09:56] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Cord Cutters And The Death Of TV - Business Insider
[04:11:35] <juggs> crutchy, access? why in the name of anything would you contemplate that? MySQL, Maria or Postgres sure... but Access... you must be a masochist.
[04:12:28] <mrcoolbp> Anyone good with JS/CSS/ANDOR AJAX?
[04:12:42] <mrcoolbp> needa rope someone in on doing ^ for commenting code on SN
[04:13:23] <crutchy> juggs, legacy dude. legacy :(
[04:13:25] * SpallsHurgenson never heard of the ANDOR language
[04:13:25] * chromas nominates ciri for that position
[04:13:45] <crutchy> otherwise i would be using mysql
[04:14:02] <crutchy> actually i will be using mysql for anything that isn't already in access
[04:14:16] <chromas> you could make a delphi-to-php interface :)
[04:15:00] <juggs> I did some ajax stuff years ago for a recently played display on an internet radio site. I am not putting my hand up for inline commenting on SN based on that - took me weeks to get just that simple widget working right.
[04:15:39] <chromas> swipe some code from /.
[04:15:53] <crutchy> chromas, i'm using a little delphi program to run the access queries with ADO
[04:16:27] <mrcoolbp> chromas: well we already did right? = )
[04:16:27] <crutchy> no way i'm gunna try to figure out how to directly query access from php. *that* would be masochist
[04:16:56] <chromas> did we get any working javascript with the ancient slash code?
[04:16:56] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I'm guessing your joking and not suggesting we reverse-engineer by "view source"
[04:17:07] <mrcoolbp> not really, what they left us was kinda broken
[04:17:16] <mrcoolbp> plus we chnged a lot on the backend
[04:17:21] <chromas> well, all the javascript has to be client-side, so visit the site and you have all the source you'd need
[04:17:44] <crutchy> especially all the adware :p
[04:17:47] <mrcoolbp> chroma: still prolly need an expert to jack it into our stuff
[04:18:03] <chromas> offshore the task to india
[04:18:34] <chromas> ooh, it's not perl, so maybe that's something you could Ask Soylenters for help on
[04:18:54] <chromas> (beyond irc, I mean)
[04:18:54] <SpallsHurgenson> offshoring to india is a great way to ensure US programmers have a job; I mean, SOMEBODY has to fix the mess :)
[04:19:41] <crutchy> not sure if indians have had a lot of experience fixing the messes created by americans
[04:19:44] <mrcoolbp> chromas: yeah we are dropping hints, but might warrant an article
[04:20:13] <mrcoolbp> chromas: I was thinking challenge them, whoever gets the code in first gets a free year or two sub or a coffee mug or something
[04:20:29] <crutchy> i guess they have experience unblocking sewers
[04:20:37] <chromas> I guess crutchy and I should hammer on the new api so it can get tested and approved. then js comments could use it
[04:20:54] <crutchy> ~api data chromas
[04:21:07] <crutchy> hmm. might need to rtfsc
[04:21:31] <SpallsHurgenson> that way lies madness
[04:21:59] <mrcoolbp> api?
[04:22:10] <crutchy> ~link soylentnews_api, https://github.com
[04:22:11] <exec> └─ soylentnews_api, => https://github.com
[04:22:15] <mrcoolbp> oh
[04:22:22] <chromas> tmb made an api for slash. it's only in testing though 'cause it needs some whacking to check for bugs and stuff
[04:22:23] <mrcoolbp> the exec api
[04:22:31] <crutchy> SN api
[04:22:49] <mrcoolbp> hmm, what does it do? like you could code an app to comment or something?
[04:22:58] * mrcoolbp is not a dev unfotunately
[04:23:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> mrcoolbp, anything an AC can do except deal with polls
[04:23:10] <chromas> yeah. right now it only allows AC interaction
[04:23:16] <mrcoolbp> neato
[04:23:29] <crutchy> [[ApiDocs|Foreword]]
[04:23:31] <exec> 13This is the documentation for the upcoming SoylentNews API that I'm working on. It is by no means live and it's possible it may never become that way. In the event that it does though, I want it documented so people can actually start building against it right off. As of now the API is read only and does not feature authorization or anything that should require the code to auth.
[04:23:32] <exec> 13http://wiki.soylentnews.org/wiki/ApiDocs#Foreword
[04:23:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, mildly smurfy. will be neater once i get login and such going.
[04:24:09] <SpallsHurgenson> so... very... pink
[04:24:18] <mrcoolbp> hehe
[04:24:19] <chromas> can it just use a regular slash cookie?
[04:24:20] <exec> 05*** SN funding has changed from $2,112 to $2,169
[04:24:30] <crutchy> exec only does 3 api ops
[04:24:36] <crutchy> ~api karma chromas
[04:24:37] <chromas> that way comment js would already have the authentication it needs
[04:24:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, prolly. i spect i'll use the built in login stuff
[04:24:39] <exec> SN karma for "chromas" (uid 34) is 50
[04:24:53] <crutchy> ~api uid mrcoolbp
[04:24:54] <exec> SN uid for user "mrcoolbp" is 68
[04:24:57] <mrcoolbp> cool
[04:25:03] <crutchy> ~api name 68
[04:25:05] <exec> SN username for uid 68 is "mrcoolbp"
[04:25:08] <mrcoolbp> sweet!
[04:25:16] <mrcoolbp> crutchy: that's actually useful for me
[04:25:34] <crutchy> just uses tmb's api thingy
[04:25:37] <crutchy> on dev atm
[04:26:10] <mrcoolbp> nice, thanks guys
[04:26:16] <crutchy> ~api name 1e12
[04:26:19] <exec> SN username for uid 1e12 is "Anonymous Coward"
[04:26:28] <crutchy> ~api name 100000000000
[04:26:31] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 100000000000
[04:26:43] <crutchy> ~api name 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
[04:26:46] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
[04:27:23] <crutchy> irc prolly not the best way to test an api for weaknesses. damn character limit
[04:27:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh
[04:27:56] <crutchy> ~api name pi
[04:27:57] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid pi
[04:28:03] <crutchy> ~api name e
[04:28:05] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid e
[04:28:10] <crutchy> ~api name 0
[04:28:13] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 0
[04:28:19] <crutchy> ~api name -
[04:28:23] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid -
[04:28:33] * crutchy should move to #test
[04:28:42] <crutchy> ~join #test
[04:28:43] <chromas> ~api name _NSAKEY
[04:28:45] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid _NSAKEY
[04:29:47] <crutchy> ~api uid _
[04:29:49] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "_"
[04:29:53] <crutchy> ~api uid _NSAKEY
[04:29:55] <exec> SN uid for user "_NSAKEY" is 16
[04:31:14] <crutchy> guess i won't be testing in #test cos the alias has a channel list :/
[04:33:24] <SpallsHurgenson> woot http://money.cnn.com
[04:33:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Google allows porn on Blogger after backlash - Feb. 27, 2015
[04:33:32] <crutchy> ~api
[04:33:32] <exec> http://wiki.soylentnews.org
[04:33:39] <crutchy> heh. forgot about that'
[04:34:01] <crutchy> ~api test
[04:34:12] <mrcoolbp> the poor wiki is oft negleted
[04:34:17] <exec> tests successful!
[04:34:36] <crutchy> woohoo apparently tmb hasn't broken it :p
[04:35:01] <crutchy> not that its a very complete test suite
[04:35:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> check it on devtest if you like too
[04:35:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> very limited pool of users but shurg
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[04:50:47] <crutchy> ~api name 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
[04:50:48] <exec> SN username for uid 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 is "NCommander"
[04:50:59] <juggs> o.O
[04:51:09] <crutchy> quirks++
[04:51:09] <Bender> karma - quirks: 1
[04:51:59] <crutchy> ~api name 2-2
[04:52:01] <exec> SN username for uid 2-2 is "NCommander"
[04:52:50] <crutchy> ~api name 2
[04:52:52] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 2
[04:53:58] <crutchy> ~api name �2
[04:54:00] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid �2
[04:54:16] <crutchy> ~api name
[04:54:18] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid
[04:54:21] <crutchy> ~api name 2
[04:54:22] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN username for uid 2
[04:54:39] <crutchy> need moar unicode tests
[05:05:18] <crutchy> heh
[05:05:23] <crutchy> ~api uid 2); DROP users
[05:05:25] <exec> error: unable to retrive SN uid for user "2); DROP users"
[05:05:32] <crutchy> oops
[05:05:37] <crutchy> ~api name 2); DROP users
[05:05:39] <exec> SN username for uid 2); DROP users is "NCommander"
[05:06:15] <crutchy> got a few more tests
[05:06:22] <juggs> little bobby tables?
[05:07:21] * mrcoolbp just went on a commenting spree
[05:07:31] <mrcoolbp> I think I'll go email CoyboyNeal again
[05:07:39] <crutchy> i'm guessing slash doesn't use prepared statements, so i wonder if it could be prone to injection
[05:07:47] <crutchy> apparently it has some sort of magic
[05:11:52] <chromas> crutchy: s/(t).*(ma)/\1\1\2/
[05:11:52] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> apparenttmagic
[05:11:56] <chromas> aw
[05:12:38] <chromas> crutchy: s/(t)(.*(ma))/\1\1\3/
[05:12:38] <sedctl> <chromas> <crutchy> apparenttmagic
[05:14:55] <juggs> crutchy, skipfish may be your friend. It takes aeons to complete a pass though.
[05:16:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, everything's run through the same subs as the site. if you can't do it on the site you can't do it on the api. in theory anyway.
[05:18:22] <crutchy> hopefully
[05:18:38] <crutchy> i was browsing https://github.com before i nodded off on the couch
[05:18:42] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03slashcode/MySQL.pm at master · SoylentNews/slashcode · GitHub
[05:18:51] <crutchy> looks like there's some kinda weird array thing
[05:19:08] <crutchy> man i thought i wrote some frankencode
[05:26:45] <mrcoolbp> okay, I 'manned up' and sent another email to CoyboyNeal
[05:27:01] <crutchy> did you call him a frog?
[05:27:10] <mrcoolbp> should I have?
[05:27:18] <crutchy> definitely
[05:27:21] <mrcoolbp> damn...
[05:27:41] * mrcoolbp considers showing himself out
[05:27:59] <crutchy> ~link piano
[05:28:00] <exec> └─ asdf/piano => https://www.youtube.com
[05:28:41] <mrcoolbp> wtf
[05:29:12] <mrcoolbp> ~link soylentnews
[05:29:13] <exec> └─ soylentnews_api, => https://github.com
[05:29:23] <mrcoolbp> ~link coffee
[05:29:24] <exec> └─ "coffee" not found
[05:29:27] <mrcoolbp> = (
[05:29:46] <crutchy> ~link .*
[05:29:47] <exec> ├─ asdf/piano => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:47] <exec> ├─ asdf/rainbows => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:47] <exec> ├─ asdf/skateboards => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:47] <exec> ├─ asdf/turtle => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:47] <exec> ├─ cartman_stuck_in_cow's_ass => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:48] <exec> ├─ epoch => http://universe2.us
[05:29:48] <exec> ├─ exec/source => https://github.com
[05:29:49] <exec> ├─ exec/source/sed => https://github.com
[05:29:50] <exec> ├─ goatsong => https://www.youtube.com
[05:29:50] <exec> ├─ night-linux/alpha1 => https://www.dropbox.com
[05:29:51] <exec> ├─ notv => http://www.theonion.com
[05:29:52] <exec> └─ soylentnews_api, => https://github.com
[05:30:03] <crutchy> uses regexp to search
[05:31:24] <mrcoolbp> needa' learn regx
[05:31:47] * mrcoolbp doesn't even understand it other than its some kind of powerful yet cryptic searching thingy
[05:31:58] <mrcoolbp> and I know that's not how it's always used
[05:33:15] <crutchy> bytram tried to teach me once. i think it might have just shifted some tumbleweeds around a bit
[05:33:35] <crutchy> i should post his tutorial somewhere
[05:34:09] <mrcoolbp> I'm hopeless for dev-y stuff I think
[05:34:20] <mrcoolbp> I'm good at other things though, like bothering you lot
[05:34:23] <crutchy> ~link makemeasammich,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEGWDuvNLKo
[05:34:24] <exec> └─ "makemeasammich,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEGWDuvNLKo" not found
[05:34:31] <crutchy> derp
[05:34:36] <crutchy> ~link makemeasammich https://www.youtube.com
[05:34:37] <exec> └─ makemeasammich => https://www.youtube.com
[05:35:18] <crutchy> bots are a fun way to learn codey stuff
[05:35:36] <crutchy> if i hadn't met xlefay i dunno what i'd be wasting my time on
[05:36:09] <juggs> it's just /^%$s*9wtf\^^$ | sed -x ^%f$ | yomomma | awk -x yopappa - what is so hard to grasp about that?
[05:36:25] <crutchy> !grab juggs
[05:36:25] <Bender> Added quote 397
[05:36:28] <crutchy> :D
[05:37:06] <crutchy> at least with the links script you don't have to use regexp
[05:37:18] <crutchy> ~links asdf
[05:37:26] <crutchy> ~link asdf
[05:37:28] <exec> ├─ asdf/piano => https://www.youtube.com
[05:37:28] <exec> ├─ asdf/rainbows => https://www.youtube.com
[05:37:28] <exec> ├─ asdf/skateboards => https://www.youtube.com
[05:37:28] <exec> └─ asdf/turtle => https://www.youtube.com
[05:40:15] <juggs> I have no fucking idea what you are doing crutchy or where you are going with that. But you seem to be happy at your work. Alles gut. I have reached the point I would be happier under a duvet.
[05:40:29] <mrcoolbp> yah, same, night guys
[05:41:58] * juggs wanders off muttering something about rainbow pianos on skateboards and turtles all the way down.
[05:50:17] <crutchy> lmao "don't try this at home. i am a professional russian"
[05:50:19] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[05:50:19] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03AA-12 Fully Automatic Shotgun!!! - YouTube
[05:51:00] <crutchy> juggs, the ~link thing is just a place to chuck links you might wanna find later
[05:51:16] <crutchy> like a searchable irc version of your browser favourites
[05:52:49] <crutchy> hahaha "Joe Biden said get a shotgun. Okay....."
[06:13:26] * crutchy wants a 'professional russian' tshirt
[06:37:36] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Lawmakers Want Funding Info for Climate Change Critics - http://sylnt.us - follow-the-money-part2
[07:29:09] <chromas> Bender: I guess part two is you get thrown out
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[09:16:01] <Alberto> Hello
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[09:18:29] <Alberto> Hello all
[09:18:31] <ciri> hi Alberto
[09:18:35] <Alberto> how are you boys?
[09:18:53] <Alberto> anyone alive?
[09:19:25] <chromas> a little
[09:20:27] <Subsentient> Alberto: Nurble nurble
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[10:04:42] <NCommander> !maxuid
[10:06:27] <Subsentient> NCommander: gday
[10:06:30] <Subsentient> $beer NCommander
[10:06:31] * aqu4 gives NCommander a cold can of beer
[10:06:42] <chromas> !uid
[10:06:43] <Bender> The current maximum UID is 5137, owned by danuk
[10:07:40] <crutchy> ~queue
[10:07:45] <exec> *** SN submission queue: 16 - http://sylnt.us
[10:09:10] <NCommander> Its gone up a fair bit
[10:10:17] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Ancient and Modern Cities Aren't So Different. - http://sylnt.us - nothing-changes
[10:11:01] <paulej72> hello all
[10:11:08] <crutchy> ~g'day paulej72
[10:11:10] * exec cohesively slides a coffee++ mug of bewb to paulej72
[10:11:34] <paulej72> that's some good been
[10:11:41] <paulej72> bewb
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[11:26:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:26:12] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1133
[11:27:17] <crutchy> nerds++
[11:27:17] <Bender> karma - nerds: 3
[11:28:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> trek++
[11:28:25] <Bender> karma - trek: 2
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[11:41:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - New Analysis Debunks the Myth of Charter School Success - http://sylnt.us - learning-something-new-every-day
[11:46:14] <crutchy> juggs, one for Regurgitator maybe? http://haiku-os.org
[11:46:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Haiku Project aggregator
[11:46:35] <Subsentient> mmm, regurgitation.
[11:47:54] <paulej72> ceeffo++
[11:47:54] <Bender> karma - ceeffo: 5
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[13:13:31] <crutchy> ~g'day NCommander
[13:13:32] * exec accidentally offers a pair of used panties full of Soylent Green to NCommander
[13:14:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's off in debug-land
[13:15:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> i would be too but two people working on the same code at once is enough, three would just make for stepped on toes.
[13:17:54] <crutchy> issue closing popped up in the spy channel
[13:18:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm
[13:19:49] <crutchy> would it be useful to have a github feed for all dev slashcode repos in the #dev channel? or would that just be annoying?
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[13:20:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> wouldn't be a terrible idea
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[13:20:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean anyone working on it would know but it'd be as good a place as any to put it for public consumption
[13:20:38] <crutchy> how busy does #dev get?
[13:20:53] <crutchy> i don't wanna annoy you guys any more than i already do :p
[13:20:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> not at all. half the time we're working from here or our super secret lair
[13:21:05] <crutchy> haha
[13:21:43] <crutchy> i'll chuck one in then. you can always use ~part or .kick if it bothers anyway i guess
[13:22:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> nobody ever takes a notion to switch to #dev for dev stuff most of the time
[13:22:08] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[13:22:15] <crutchy> ah
[13:23:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> we'll be like hey, how bout them dodgers or crutchy is such an idjit or something then one of us will be like hey how bout bug X and it's off with no channel switch.
[13:28:30] <crutchy> ~join #dev
[13:28:59] <crutchy> yeah i noticed :p
[13:29:17] <crutchy> its fun watching you guys work your magic though
[13:39:17] <crutchy> ~q
[13:39:19] <exec> successfully saved buckets file (47.8 kb)
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[13:39:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> broke em?
[13:40:26] <crutchy> nah changed logging to mysql
[13:40:50] <crutchy> just tweaked it so it still logs ignored nicks
[13:42:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> why oh why would you do that? logs go to stdout or to a plaintext log file
[13:42:57] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The Vulnerability of the U.S. Military - http://sylnt.us - with-great-power-comes-great-responsibility
[13:43:08] <crutchy> cool. seems to be working
[13:43:15] <crutchy> nah i wanna be able to query
[13:43:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just wanna be like systemd
[13:43:25] <crutchy> file is too slow
[13:43:27] <crutchy> lol
[13:43:28] <ciri> HEY! don't laugh at me
[13:43:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep isn't slow
[13:43:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep is wicked fast
[13:44:06] <crutchy> i should learn how to use grep one day
[13:44:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> everyone should. it would make the world a happier place
[13:44:30] <crutchy> i've used it a couple of times, but not for much
[13:44:50] <crutchy> regexps are hard
[13:44:59] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's one of the most key components in linux
[13:45:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> so don't use em
[13:45:25] <crutchy> could also use awk or any number of other cool utilities too
[13:45:51] <crutchy> we go with what we know
[13:46:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> grep -rIHn "stuff" . will search for the string "stuff" in all files under the current directory, recursively, and skip binary files and give you the filename/line number of each match as well as a snippet
[13:46:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> i forget what the H does, i just've always used it
[13:47:16] <crutchy> some of the queries i'm using are a bit more complicated, but yeah i'm sure grep could prolly handle it
[13:47:41] <crutchy> never occurred to me though
[13:48:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'why it's so awesome, you can pipe into another grep if you wanna get more complicated
[13:48:20] <crutchy> does it index data?
[13:48:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> nope, just prints it as it comes across it.
[13:48:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you want it sorted you gotta use | sort
[13:49:45] <crutchy> i think i'm more comfortable with mysql than shell
[13:50:14] <crutchy> it would be cool to know but i'm way behind the eight ball
[13:50:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'all fine and good but you still needa learn grep for things what don't use mysql
[13:51:15] <crutchy> never had a lotta need for grep, but i'm not much of a sysadmin
[13:51:31] <crutchy> try to avoid it as much as possible
[13:52:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> hell, i use it for coding
[13:52:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> like if i needa find where i defined a function real quick
[13:52:33] <crutchy> haha
[13:52:40] <crutchy> i use sagasu for that
[13:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ides are for pansies
[13:52:59] <crutchy> not an ide. just a search gui
[13:53:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh
[13:53:06] <crutchy> grep for dummies
[13:53:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> hard to use when you're working on a remote box that doesn't do X
[13:53:40] <crutchy> it prolly uses grep in the background even. not sure
[13:53:53] <crutchy> yeah that would be an issue :p
[13:54:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'how we do all our dev on sn boxen. shell only.
[13:55:01] <crutchy> i use sftp in nautilus a bit
[13:56:16] <crutchy> the extent of my remoting though is over lan between rooms
[13:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmm
[13:56:23] <crutchy> either at home or work
[13:56:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, how're you at js?
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[13:57:24] <crutchy> not great. i use it sparingly (mainly for rpc)
[13:57:29] * TheMightyBuzzard nods
[13:57:40] <crutchy> or div dialogs
[13:58:22] <crutchy> or modifying forms and combo contents on the fly etc
[13:59:01] <crutchy> shit. 1am
[13:59:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> nite
[13:59:24] <ciri> everyone sheesshhh! the baby is going to sleep --> TheMightyBuzzard
[13:59:36] <crutchy> cya mate
[13:59:39] <crutchy> and ciri :p
[14:04:47] <SirFinkus> fucking hate that, I spend a good half hour making an awesome omelette, only to not be hungry when I'm done
[14:05:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> ... you eat while you were making it?
[14:05:44] <SirFinkus> nope
[14:05:54] <SirFinkus> probably aids
[14:06:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> lay off the meth if it's affecting your appetite that much
[14:06:49] <SirFinkus> but I still have all this copper wire to collect
[14:10:14] <SirFinkus> it is a bitching omelette though
[14:10:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> eat it anyway then
[14:10:39] <SirFinkus> peppers (green and red) green onions, spinach, bacon, and sausage
[14:10:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> if you started out hungry you still are, your stomach's just lying to you.
[14:10:44] <SirFinkus> oh, and fancy cheddar
[14:10:53] <SirFinkus> the aged stuff
[14:11:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, my dad likes that nonsense. i think it stinks too bad.
[14:11:45] <SirFinkus> sure you're not thinking of something else, I never noticed much of a smell with cheddar
[14:12:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm, noon to six is sposed to be good fishing today but i don't wanna fish in the river and i don't wanna take the boat out in the snow.
[14:12:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> taste is kinda manky as well for that matter
[14:12:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> prefer my cheese fresh
[14:13:41] <SirFinkus> oh man, there's nothing better than some old as fuck cheddar
[14:13:55] <SirFinkus> the little crystals in it are one of the best parts
[14:14:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> tried it on multiple occasions, still prefer this year's cheese.
[14:14:25] <SirFinkus> suit yourself
[14:14:54] * TheMightyBuzzard is simply an uncultured heathen
[14:15:26] <SirFinkus> har har
[14:16:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> damnit, i wanna go fishing but it's snowing and balls cold
[14:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[14:16:49] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 21°F, light snow, wind E at 6 mph, humidity 97% - Friday snow (22°F-27°F), Saturday snow with brief sleet (30°F-33°F), Sunday showers (31°F-50°F), Monday cloudy (45°F-49°F)
[14:17:18] <SirFinkus> oh boy, sleet and showers
[14:17:21] <SirFinkus> sounds lovely
[14:17:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like monday maybe before i can wet a line
[14:18:48] <SirFinkus> make a nice omelette
[14:19:10] <SirFinkus> omelettes are the pizza of breakfast
[14:19:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i was thinking make a nice nother cup of coffee
[14:26:21] <SirFinkus> I have defeated my breakfast
[14:26:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon success
[14:26:39] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Qapla' (ï£ ï£ï£ï£ï£ï£©)
[14:26:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf, i thought i fixed that
[14:27:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> no, i know i fixed that
[14:27:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> goddamned perl
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[14:30:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[14:31:06] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[14:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon success
[14:31:12] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Qapla' (ï£ ï£ï£ï£ï£ï£©)
[14:31:22] * TheMightyBuzzard bangs his head against the wall
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[14:32:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[14:32:25] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[14:32:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon success
[14:32:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Qapla' (ï£ ï£ï£ï£ï£ï£©)
[14:32:35] * TheMightyBuzzard growls
[14:35:02] <SirFinkus> well, looks like you have a project :)
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[14:38:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[14:38:31] <MrPlow> Reloaded
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[14:46:16] <janrinok> hi guys
[14:46:16] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI janrinok
[14:46:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[14:46:46] <janrinok> a'noon to yourself - things good?
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[14:48:41] <janrinok> hi MrPlow
[14:48:42] <ciri> hi there janrinok
[14:49:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> thas my bot, got tired of it being named botctl
[14:50:13] <janrinok> I just worked that out....
[14:50:34] <janrinok> the ~TheMighty@nsa.gov was the hint
[14:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> ah, nod nod
[14:52:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> something is hosing his unicode happiness
[14:52:32] <janrinok> sry to hear that - I promise I won't look at devtest just to reaffirm the problem.
[14:52:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, its unicode happiness is borked too
[14:54:13] <janrinok> Hey, its the weekend, be happh
[14:54:19] <janrinok> happy*
[14:55:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> would be if it weren't snowing. would be getting ready to go fishing.
[14:56:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't put the boat in the water if the boat ramp is covered in snow though.
[14:57:16] <janrinok> tell that to an eskimo....
[15:01:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they can just walk on the water. not quite cold enough for that here though.
[15:02:07] <janrinok> and you'll be telling me next that you don't own an ice auger either... Sheesh, you fair-weather fishermen ;-)
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[15:02:43] <janrinok> bye bye bot
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[15:02:54] <janrinok> hello bot
[15:02:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> he's very bouncy today
[15:03:51] <janrinok> I'm just slow cooking a belly port and chorizo hot pot for this evening. Hoping it will be a good one - the smells wafting through the house suggest it might be quite good!
[15:04:07] <janrinok> belly pork* Damn fingers today
[15:04:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> sounds excellent
[15:08:51] <janrinok> 15 minutes preparation time, and almost 4 hours cooking. That sort of effort I don't mind.
[15:09:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> yup, lot to be said for a crock pot or even just a big pot on low
[15:11:56] <janrinok> I've got tomorrow planned as well. Roast chicken, roast potatoes and 2 vegs. Bit more fiddley but it's my SO's favourite so I don't mind.
[15:12:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> good nuff
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[15:16:18] <janrinok> what's causing the bouncing bot - are you working on it?
[15:16:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, was fixing some unicode issues
[15:17:10] <janrinok> lol
[15:17:11] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[15:17:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> apparently when perl updated on staff it fixed something i had been having to work around.
[15:17:21] <janrinok> not your week for unicode/UTF
[15:17:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon success
[15:17:27] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: Qapla' ()
[15:17:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> works now though
[15:18:04] <janrinok> don't know why but after the Qapla' I just get some unicode blocks displayed
[15:18:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i'd prolly be fixing on the other bug but nc and pj are poking at it this morning.
[15:18:22] <janrinok> k
[15:18:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> janrinok, font issues on your end.
[15:18:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> klingon letters don't come with a lot of fonts
[15:18:41] <janrinok> yep, but no idea why, not had this problem before
[15:18:48] <janrinok> what font is missing....?
[15:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> what font you using?
[15:19:12] <janrinok> eh, good question - Debian default
[15:19:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i use unifont. ugly but monospace and has more glyphs than any other font pretty much.
[15:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> well unifont CSUR
[15:20:02] <janrinok> If I look at my preferences it just tells me it is Deb's default sans font
[15:20:31] <janrinok> looking for unifont to install...
[15:20:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. you'd have to install unifont. it don't come standard.
[15:21:19] <janrinok> downloading ...
[15:21:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> afk, need more coffees
[15:21:27] <janrinok> coffee++
[15:21:27] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1134
[15:21:33] <janrinok> tera++
[15:21:33] <Bender> karma - tera: 1
[15:21:37] <janrinok> tea++
[15:21:37] <Bender> karma - tea: 417
[15:24:45] <janrinok> oh noes - don't like that at all...
[15:30:31] <ar> tea++
[15:30:31] <Bender> karma - tea: 418
[15:30:33] <ar> coffee--
[15:30:33] <Bender> karma - tea: 419
[15:44:28] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Life Without Liquid Water (Maybe) - http://sylnt.us - not-very-useful—-they'll-just-chill-out
[15:57:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> poptarts++
[15:57:11] <Bender> karma - poptarts: 1
[16:05:38] <janrinok> you like poptarts then?
[16:06:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> beats cooking in the morning. them or cold pizza.
[16:06:54] <janrinok> pizza I fully agree, poptarts are a bit too sweet for my taste
[16:07:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> go well with coffee
[16:07:12] <janrinok> true
[16:07:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> much like donuts
[16:07:24] <janrinok> but not at the same time...?
[16:07:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i'm not ASKING for diabetes
[16:08:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus them goofy bastiches who'd cut a donut in half and make a sammich with it and a poptart are just silly buggers
[16:09:24] <janrinok> lol - I've never even heard of that before, but you seem surprisingly well versed in such matters...
[16:09:24] <ciri> now that is funny
[16:10:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> i do try and keep up on my donut-related news
[16:11:14] <janrinok> as one must if one is to be part of the team supporting such a prestigious news-site such as our own
[16:11:25] * TheMightyBuzzard nods sagely
[16:12:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;klingon give me that donut or i will kill you where you stand
[16:12:23] <MrPlow> TheMightyBuzzard: donut HInob pagh pIHoH jIH ( )
[16:12:32] <janrinok> lol
[16:12:34] <ciri> rofl
[16:12:44] <janrinok> Live Long and Poptart
[16:12:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[16:13:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> infinite donuts in infinite combinations
[16:14:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> danged juggs got me downloading vegastrike
[17:31:19] <Landon> Subsentient: curses game engine is coming along nicely :) just put in player movement code
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[18:03:05] <Gravis> we need a downvote for factually incorrect comments
[18:03:40] <Gravis> for example: https://soylentnews.org
[18:03:41] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03SN comment by aristarchus (2645)
[18:04:06] <Gravis> under the current system there is nothing to mod it except for disagree perhaps
[18:06:26] <mrcoolbp> flaimbait maybe?
[18:06:33] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: ^
[18:06:48] <mrcoolbp> but that's not a bad idea I guess
[18:07:09] <mrcoolbp> TheMightyBuzzard is kind of our moderation guy, maybe he'll chime in
[18:07:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> would get abused pretty badly unless you tied it to the person moderating having replied to the comment they're moderating.
[18:08:30] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: he makes a good point, it's best to just point out the inaccuracies in a reply
[18:08:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> s'no good modding something Wrong unless you're going to correct it i mean.
[18:08:39] <mrcoolbp> ^
[18:09:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i spose we could do that though. just one select statement to check.
[18:10:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> hrm...
[18:10:47] <Gravis> this isnt this first time i've run across this issue either
[18:10:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> after that mod from a replier happens, another select statement to check and you could let anyone mod it the same.
[18:11:15] <mrcoolbp> Gravis: what's wrong with "Flaimbait" and a proper correction reply?
[18:11:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, it's been something pondered over we just never really worked out the specifics of how.
[18:11:33] <mrcoolbp> I mean, spreading incorrect info seems to be flamebait to me
[18:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, overrated is making a comeback, so that could be used as well after the next update.
[18:12:03] <mrcoolbp> ^^^^^
[18:12:10] <mrcoolbp> yeah I wasn't sure, but good to know
[18:12:15] <Gravis> oh good, i've been wanting that one too
[18:12:38] <mrcoolbp> cool cool, well thanks for the feedback Gravis
[18:12:49] <mrcoolbp> keep it coming
[18:12:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> me n pj got a list of stuff we'll be storying up for public comment that we stole from the replies to NC's post.
[18:13:03] <Gravis> ok... your lives are spared... for today. ;)
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[18:16:23] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The State of Linux Gaming in the SteamOS Era - http://sylnt.us - paging-Doctor-Freeman
[19:11:30] <janrinok> A bit late making a contribution - would a mod of, say, 'Incorrect' be worth considering. I'm not sure that it is intended to inflame anyone and start a war, just wrong.
[19:12:09] <janrinok> It would need to be backed up with a comment though...
[19:13:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, i think i got how to do that figured
[19:14:05] <janrinok> ... I'm always late to the party
[19:14:49] <JamesNZ> $beer janrinok
[19:14:49] * aqu4 gives janrinok a cold can of beer
[19:15:33] <janrinok> JamesNZ: thx again - I owe you at least 2 beers now
[19:15:45] <JamesNZ> janrinok: Heh.
[19:19:12] <arti> in the future, beer will be currency
[19:19:30] <janrinok> that means I won't have any
[19:19:38] * janrinok breaks down in tears
[19:20:02] * JamesNZ doesn't have any either, he just leeches from aqu4 :D
[19:20:35] * janrinok decides we must silence arti before this goes too far
[19:21:42] <arti> just think fallout
[19:21:53] <arti> then once the beers are rare, it'll be about the caps
[19:22:16] <janrinok> ...I've got loads of those
[19:22:32] <JamesNZ> THESE KIND OF CAPS?
[19:23:31] * janrinok notes that he has many keyboards full of those sort of caps
[19:23:45] <arti> !g bottle caps fallout currency
[19:23:46] <ciri> 14,700 results | Bottle cap - The Fallout wiki - Fallout: New Vegas and more @ http://fallout.wikia.com | Bottle cap - The Fallout wiki - Wikia @ http://fallout.wikia.com(Fallout:_New_Vegas) | Currency - The Fallout wiki - Fallout: New Vegas and more @ http://fallout.wikia.com | FALLOUT Lore: Bottle Caps & How It Became A
[19:23:47] <ciri> Currency! (Episode ... @ http://www.youtube.com | Bottle cap - Fallout Wiki - Gamepedia @ http://fallout.gamepedia.com(Fallout:_New_Vegas)
[19:23:59] <janrinok> I'm winning again!
[19:24:37] <janrinok> arti said I'm going to be rich, rich beyond my wildest dreams, and they are pretty wild after that beer that JamesNZ gave me
[19:24:50] <arti> :D
[19:25:02] <arti> buy minions, be cash poor and people rich.
[19:25:04] <JamesNZ> :P
[19:25:07] <arti> you'll be like a mob boss.
[19:26:15] <JamesNZ> janrinok - Liver of the Thug Life.
[19:26:31] <janrinok> and the kidney too
[19:26:42] <janrinok> oh, not that liver
[19:26:43] <JamesNZ> Heh.
[19:27:05] <arti> that's a good double entendre
[19:27:35] <janrinok> I bet they regret letting me be an editor....
[19:27:52] <arti> i really dislike doing summaries, but i like finding stuff that's neat
[19:28:48] <janrinok> arti: give me a 1 liner and a useful link and I'll always try to make a story from it
[19:34:02] <arti> http://setosa.io - markov chains illustrated
[19:34:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Markov Chains
[19:36:21] <janrinok> arti: now don't make it too easy for me, will you? ;-)
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[19:41:16] <arti> greetings eth
[19:41:20] <Ethanol-fueled> sup arti
[19:41:28] <Ethanol-fueled> gettin some rain up there?
[19:41:32] <janrinok> Ethanol-fueled: hi
[19:41:35] <arti> we're expecting it today
[19:41:40] <Ethanol-fueled> sup janrinok
[19:41:50] <janrinok> good - you?
[19:42:03] <arti> anyone here use dropbox and the like?
[19:42:10] <janrinok> nope
[19:42:11] <Ethanol-fueled> not me, arti.
[19:42:21] <Ethanol-fueled> gonna bang out some C++ code today for school
[19:42:22] <arti> privacy thing? space restrictions?
[19:42:36] * arti uses it to share files with work (art assets mostly)
[19:42:44] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I am just not important enough. Although I think I should, as a more persistent backup of all my shit.
[19:42:47] <janrinok> don't think that I need it - do I?
[19:43:10] <arti> okay so, i bring this up because microsoft is pushing OneDrive hard
[19:43:28] <arti> you can get 100gb free for 2 years, otherwise its $1.99 a month
[19:43:41] <arti> i'm doing this bings reward thing too, lol
[19:43:49] * arti has referral codes
[19:43:50] <JamesNZ> arti: I do occasionally.
[19:44:01] <arti> https://www.bing.com
[19:44:02] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Search Bing. Earn free rewards
[19:44:05] <janrinok> I backup to lots of hard drives which are kept in different locations - very old school
[19:44:27] <arti> if you consider checking it out, i'd humbly appreciate the referral cred
[19:44:40] <arti> i'm evaluating it, the price is like 1/10th of the others
[19:44:49] <arti> well more like 1/5th
[19:45:10] <janrinok> thx but no, arti.
[19:45:19] <arti> friends don't let friends microsoft, it's cool :P
[19:45:50] * arti offers donuts
[19:45:59] <arti> man i ate two of the filled ones last night, heavenly
[19:46:01] * JamesNZ grabs
[19:46:05] <arti> krispy kreme
[19:46:12] <arti> do they have that there james?
[19:46:23] <JamesNZ> No idea, I don't eat donuts :P
[19:46:24] <janrinok> $beer JamesNZ
[19:46:24] * aqu4 gives JamesNZ a cold can of beer
[19:46:35] <arti> do they offend you?
[19:46:42] <JamesNZ> .... and I'm a teetotaller :D
[19:46:52] <JamesNZ> Nah, just never bought them.
[19:46:58] <janrinok> damn, I'll have to learn that command ...
[19:46:58] <janrinok> its non-alcoholic!
[19:47:36] <arti> !beer New Castle
[19:47:37] * ciri pours some New Castle from the tap and slides it to arti
[19:47:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Donuts rock. Devil's food with coconut or peanuts especially
[19:47:55] <Ethanol-fueled> !beer warm piss
[19:47:55] * ciri pours some warm piss from the tap and slides it to Ethanol-fueled
[19:48:10] <arti> krispy kreme had some new varieties, one with cookie dough frosting lol
[19:48:45] <arti> i probably get a dozen once every other month, typically bring them into the office. office peeps love donuts
[19:49:33] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, the halloween donuts and the blueberry krispy kreme donuts rock
[19:49:45] <arti> they had some valentines day ones
[19:50:00] <Ethanol-fueled> We get krispy kreme every friday
[19:50:02] <arti> when you buy a dozen they have out a sheet of valentines cards (there was some sort of world contest for artwork)
[19:50:25] <JamesNZ> https://www.youtube.com
[19:50:26] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03VALENTINE'S DAY IS A LIE (song) - YouTube
[19:50:28] <arti> prior to christmas they had one with sheets of little tags
[19:50:45] <arti> like gift tags, buy one dozen get one dozen free, and single donuts and coffees etc.
[19:51:09] <arti> kinda neato. and they made me expense those, so i got a dozen free essentially.
[19:51:29] * arti just likes picking them up from time to time
[19:51:42] <arti> oh, i've got some videos for you eth
[19:52:40] <arti> for your warped pleasure: https://www.youtube.com
[19:52:40] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03Youtube Poop: No Meal For Ol' Beal - YouTube
[20:05:31] <janrinok> arti: see the subs list for your article
[20:05:48] <arti> it's yours, i appreciate the nod
[20:06:00] <janrinok> you get the karma
[20:06:28] <janrinok> If you are not happy with it, I can always pull it again
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[20:07:21] <Ethanol-fueled> Really? A discussion about the dress?
[20:07:40] <Ethanol-fueled> I have never slammed a choice of a story posted until now.
[20:07:44] <arti> danke sir
[20:08:06] <janrinok> Eth It explains the science behind what people saw - it is quite an illusion
[20:08:08] <arti> oh i thought you ment from the video, you're referring to the blue gold white black thing
[20:08:16] <janrinok> arti: np
[20:08:53] <Ethanol-fueled> that vid was funny arti
[20:08:59] <janrinok> arti - sry we were at cross-threads then
[20:09:00] <Ethanol-fueled> I'll watch it again later after I get high
[20:09:47] <Ethanol-fueled> I got my friend Menso_Juan_Fiero to submit a couple stories
[20:10:03] <Ethanol-fueled> He's a really good guy.
[20:10:09] <janrinok> Ethanol-fueled: lol - I noticed
[20:10:15] <Ethanol-fueled> A retarded kid I met in junior high
[20:10:28] <janrinok> no comment ;-)
[20:10:39] <arti> http://www.dw.de
[20:10:40] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Young sperm, bad sperm | Sci-Tech | DW.DE | 18.02.2015
[20:11:23] <janrinok> that's an interesting link arti
[20:16:24] <arti> not a tech link, http://www.abc.net.au
[20:16:25] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03'Wellness warrior' Jessica Ainscough dies from rare cancer, aged 30 - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
[20:16:52] <arti> also, coffee enemas.
[20:17:09] <Ethanol-fueled> What should I have for dinner, fellas?
[20:17:15] <arti> chinese
[20:17:38] <arti> :U~
[20:17:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Is that Dress White and Gold or Blue and Black? - http://sylnt.us - Do-mine-eyes-deceive-me?
[20:17:55] <Ethanol-fueled> hmm, i will look into that. I have a great chinese place near me.
[20:18:08] <Ethanol-fueled> the kind that is likely violating labor laws by making their kids work there
[20:18:09] <janrinok> belly pork and chorizo slow cooked with chickpeas. Oh no - that's what I had, sorry
[20:18:29] <Ethanol-fueled> already had bacon today, janrinok. And hate chorizo.
[20:18:38] <Ethanol-fueled> kinda jealous actually.
[20:19:11] <arti> mix it with eggs, not too bad
[20:19:19] <arti> i'm not a big fan myself.
[20:20:00] * Subsentient is vegetarian, judges all you meat eaters
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[20:20:08] <janrinok> post your chorizo to me pse
[20:20:17] <janrinok> Hi Subsentient - any news from LamX?
[20:20:25] <Subsentient> janrinok: Not that I can tell
[20:20:54] <janrinok> OK, neither have I, but he might simply pass it on to those that can actually give you access
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[20:21:24] <janrinok> but, got to go guys. Back here tomorrow. Have a good one!
[20:21:38] <arti> take care janrinok, thanks :D
[20:21:40] <Ethanol-fueled> Later Janrinok!
[20:21:48] <Ethanol-fueled> subsentient, why are you a vegetarian?
[20:22:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Slaughter is what makes meat tasty! And meat is what makes food tasty!
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[20:22:13] <Ethanol-fueled> Big bloody steaks.
[20:23:40] <Subsentient> Ethanol-fueled: I just ate a Subway sandwich composed entirely of vegetables. Honey mustard, pickles, pepper jack, olives, peppers, onions, tomatoes, a ton of guacamole, etc
[20:23:50] <Subsentient> It tasted pretty tasty to me.
[20:24:15] <arti> they're plenty of awesome meat free foods
[20:24:36] * arti appreciates veggie and vegan dishes
[20:24:43] * arti simply enjoys good food
[20:24:52] <NCommander> Ugh
[20:25:02] <NCommander> In a fit of insanity, I'm seriously debating writing a gopher frontend of slash
[20:25:05] <arti> if you have a native foods near you, try the chicken run ranch burger.
[20:25:11] <arti> that would be awesome
[20:25:17] <arti> on top of it, a javascript client!
[20:26:10] <Leebert> NCommander: That would be *epic*.
[20:26:31] <arti> you seen this, NCommander? http://olduse.net
[20:26:32] * Leebert was running pygopherd for a while. But Gopher support has been taken out of pretty much every modern browser.
[20:26:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03olduse.net: a real-time historical exhibit
[20:26:42] <Subsentient> NCommander: Why gopher?
[20:26:53] <arti> Subsentient probably wants the RAT protocol
[20:27:14] <Subsentient> Raw Anus Telecommunications?
[20:27:43] <arti> http://article.olduse.net
[20:27:45] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03404 not found
[20:28:58] <arti> Realtime Alphanumeric Transmission
[20:29:43] <Ethanol-fueled> 'Sup NCommander, good to see you around these parts again.
[20:31:42] <Ethanol-fueled> brb, gonna make a baby Obama and round up my dinner ril' quick...
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[22:19:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - How to Sabotage Encryption Software (And Not Get Caught). - http://sylnt.us - ssshh-'they'-will-hear-you
[22:29:57] crutchy is now known as poutine--
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[22:38:39] <poutine--> ~g'day Ethanol-fueled
[22:38:40] * exec fanatically slides a socket of coffee++ to Ethanol-fueled
[22:38:59] <poutine--> aye focker!
[22:39:02] <poutine--> :p
[22:39:18] <Ethanol-fueled> haha poutine--
[22:39:25] <Ethanol-fueled> poutine--
[22:39:25] <Bender> karma - poutine: -383
[22:39:42] <Ethanol-fueled> I want to start drinking but it's too early.
[22:39:51] <poutine--> i'm still drinking coffee
[22:39:56] <Ethanol-fueled> This is my "fuck off" weekend, where I get to sit around alone and do whatever I want.
[22:40:04] <poutine--> same
[22:40:06] <Ethanol-fueled> I demanded it after passing my web programming class.
[22:40:14] <poutine--> haha. awesome
[22:40:23] <Ethanol-fueled> no buggin' from the girlfriend or nobody.
[22:40:28] <poutine--> feels good to finish?
[22:40:34] <poutine--> dumb question
[22:40:36] <Ethanol-fueled> just me alone with porn and C++
[22:40:51] <poutine--> i been mucking about with my bot
[22:40:52] <chromas> speaking of finishing
[22:40:58] <poutine--> made it log to mysql
[22:41:01] <Ethanol-fueled> it sure does, poutine. It's bittersweet. It forever killed my interest in web programming.
[22:41:16] <Ethanol-fueled> nice poutine
[22:41:18] <poutine--> web programming can suck
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[22:44:14] <arti> Ethanol-fueled, you doing C++14?
[22:44:46] <arti> forced learning kinda sucks, i don't blame you.
[22:46:13] <Ethanol-fueled> arti, I don't really adhere to a certain iteration of C++ yet, although I use nullptr and I think that's a C++11 thing.
[22:47:14] <Ethanol-fueled> I have a C++ question for you all. I like to typedef my pointers to names like "nodePtr" and not use the asterisk later on. Do you think that habit will be counterproductive if I have to program C++ in industry?
[22:47:53] <chromas> how do you not use the asterisk?
[22:48:06] <chromas> don't you need it to dereference?
[22:48:17] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, nevermind.
[22:48:18] <chromas> except when using the ->
[22:48:30] <Ethanol-fueled> Wait, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
[22:48:42] <Ethanol-fueled> do you think that's a bad habit, to typedef them like that?
[22:49:17] <crutchy> Subsentient has some funky ways of referring to stuff
[22:49:41] <chromas> i for one don't know cpp enough, but I wasn't aware you could just skip the dereference indicator
[22:49:53] <crutchy> i think its a russian thing
[22:50:03] <crutchy> tama, russians invented c++
[22:50:18] <chromas> no wonder it's a mess
[22:51:35] <Ethanol-fueled> oh, nevermind, it's also a question on stack overflow.
[22:51:44] <Ethanol-fueled> http://stackoverflow.com
[22:51:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03c++ - Is it a good idea to typedef pointers? - Stack Overflow
[22:52:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Good answers too. Depending on how you use them, I guess.
[22:52:18] <Ethanol-fueled> That's exactly what I was wondering.
[22:52:27] <chromas> oh i see
[22:53:59] <Ethanol-fueled> I'm going to write a boilerplate class to help with file handling in my homework assignments.
[22:57:01] <chromas> std::fstream
[22:57:25] <Ethanol-fueled> I know about that, chromas, but I want to write my own methods for more things.
[22:57:34] <Ethanol-fueled> without using other third-party libraries
[22:57:59] <Ethanol-fueled> teh class I write will include fstream among other things
[23:02:37] <arti> it's good to get a grasp anyway
[23:11:43] <crutchy> fuck me a tank that bounces!?
[23:11:45] <crutchy> https://github.com
[23:11:45] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03zigdon/xkcd-Bucket · GitHub
[23:11:58] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[23:11:58] <Landon> Ethanol-fueled: are you able to use C++11? or strictly older C++
[23:11:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Т-90МС ( NEW Russian tank!!!) - YouTube
[23:12:51] <Landon> nowadays you don't typedef in C++ :) if you're lucky enough to have a '11 codebase
[23:12:58] <Landon> using NodePtr = Node*;
[23:13:56] <Landon> (biggest benefit by far is for template classes and function pointers)
[23:14:14] <Landon> typedef void (&MyFunc)(int,int); vs using MyFunc = void(int,int);
[23:15:29] <Landon> it's pretty common in code I've seen to typedef/alias shortcuts like that though
[23:16:13] <Landon> _mainly_ for smart pointers though, since they're more verbose than raw pointers
[23:17:41] <arti> landon++
[23:17:41] <Bender> karma - landon: 21
[23:18:35] <Landon> reading the rest of the scrollback now, just answered what I saw when I logged in
[23:20:25] <Landon> arti: ooh, you're a ++er too?
[23:20:42] <arti> not really, although the new stuff is pretty cool
[23:20:49] <arti> (11+, especially 14)
[23:20:55] <Landon> yeah, I'm really enjoying the new stuff
[23:21:08] <arti> hitting one liner territory
[23:21:13] <Landon> it's almost a more formal version of python now :)
[23:21:48] <Landon> for(auto& x: y) is pretty magical
[23:21:49] <arti> the old stuff man... http://antiartificial.com
[23:21:51] <Landon> and auto
[23:22:09] <Landon> paired with a good IDE, unstoppable
[23:22:31] <arti> what's your poison?
[23:22:36] <Landon> CLion
[23:22:43] <Landon> I'll probably buy a license once it's out for real
[23:22:46] <arti> aaah jetbrains
[23:23:37] <arti> they make some neat stuff, was fiddling around with IDEA for Play
[23:24:20] <Landon> yep, I've got a pycharm license now, but haven't done enough python to justify renewing it :(
[23:24:35] <Landon> I didn't realize how much bullshit I put up with to use vim before
[23:24:45] <arti> totally understandable, i like the oss fork of ST
[23:24:54] <Landon> when I could have my IDE automatically spin up a VM for testing
[23:24:57] <Landon> vroom
[23:25:02] <arti> http://limetext.org
[23:25:03] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( / )
[23:25:06] <Landon> if I did that in vim, I'd be neck deep in config files for a week
[23:25:41] <arti> vim is cool, but uh i'm not that elite
[23:25:50] <arti> i'm more productive elsewhere
[23:26:24] <Landon> I'm glad I learned it for when I need to do one off fixes
[23:26:31] <Landon> or when I'm grepping and want to peek at a file really quick
[23:26:35] <Landon> but no more coding in it
[23:26:57] * arti slips into nano or ee
[23:27:11] * arti is a filthy casual
[23:27:25] <Landon> gotdurn cazhuls
[23:29:02] <Ethanol-fueled> back.
[23:29:39] <Ethanol-fueled> Thanks for your advice, Landon. The class I'm taking now is pretty babby-tier (data structures) and I assume that C++11 or later features may be frowned upon,.
[23:30:01] <Ethanol-fueled> Good news is that this professor has a background in industry (aerospace). I should probably ask her.
[23:31:32] <Landon> probably depends on whether you're being graded by someone with the c++11 flag turned on for their compiler :)
[23:31:32] <Ethanol-fueled> Landon, is "for(auto& x: y)" a foreach loop that automagically handles any container?
[23:31:38] <Landon> yep
[23:31:43] <Landon> anything with a .begin() and .end()
[23:31:46] <Ethanol-fueled> That is fucking sweet. I'm going to steal that.
[23:32:04] <Ethanol-fueled> but auto is a C++11 keyword, isn't it?
[23:32:07] <Landon> it is
[23:32:14] <Landon> but so is the foreach loop :)
[23:32:21] <Ethanol-fueled> what?
[23:32:47] <Landon> http://en.cppreference.com
[23:32:48] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Range-based for loop (since C++11) - cppreference.com
[23:33:18] <Ethanol-fueled> Haha, year 2000 features in a 2011 version.
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[23:49:54] <BadCoderFinger> Hey guys
[23:50:34] <arti> herro
[23:50:42] <BadCoderFinger> Hey arti, how are you?
[23:50:54] <arti> pretty good, struggling with some jquery shiz
[23:51:06] <BadCoderFinger> Ewww.
[23:51:11] <arti> trying to make some toggle buttons and my class swapping-fu is weak
[23:51:27] <BadCoderFinger> Java and javascript make my skin crawl.
[23:52:16] <BadCoderFinger> Not passing judgement, just saying they aren't for me.
[23:55:51] <arti> yea, i understand. :) how're you doing?
[23:58:08] <BadCoderFinger> Pretty good. Got a nice IPA, makes my Saturday great.