#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-21

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[00:00:04] <mrcoolbp> Then a CPA to make sure we filed correctly
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[00:23:01] <mythterj> Huge fire in Dubai skyscraper...
[00:23:57] <mythterj> Just about noting in US news. BBC has it
[00:24:19] <crutchy> hehe "torch tower"
[00:24:21] <crutchy> apt
[00:24:28] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[00:24:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Fire Breaks out in Torch Tower skyscraper in Dubai 2015 - YouTube
[00:24:39] <mythterj> Yeah, couldn't believe the name at first....
[00:26:43] <mrcoolbp> next they will say a boat is un-sinkable
[00:27:17] <crutchy> they been spending heap of effort building skyscrapers everywhere. i wonder if the bothered to train any highrise firefighters
[00:27:25] <crutchy> *they
[00:29:34] <mythterj> Gulfnews.com says that they have three or more false fire alarms every week.
[00:31:03] <mrcoolbp> large buildings are prone to false alarms
[00:31:29] <mrcoolbp> generally the systems are all connected, so a small short or whatever and there ya go again
[00:43:11] <crutchy> holy shit
[00:43:29] <crutchy> how to change a tyre without stopping... arab style: https://www.youtube.com
[00:43:29] <ciri> you talking to me?
[00:43:30] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Compilation of SAUDI DRIFT ACCIDENTS drifting car crashes ...pickup stunting - YouTube
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[00:50:21] <BadCoderFinger> Hi guys
[00:50:22] <ciri> hi BadCoderFinger
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[01:05:37] <SpallsHurgenson> good evening, fellow wearers-of-pants
[01:06:40] <juggs> bonsoir SpallsHurgenson
[01:07:32] <SpallsHurgenson> how are you and your pants this evening, juggs?
[01:07:32] <ciri> doing great here
[01:08:21] <juggs> both are feeling a little jaded. How about yourself and your pants?
[01:08:51] <SpallsHurgenson> I'm doing quite well, thank you :)
[01:10:28] <juggs> Did you get a ceiling yet? Or are you still swathed in plastic sheeting?
[01:11:19] <SpallsHurgenson> I have sheet rock and spackle! On Monday I will have sheet rock and sanded spackle! and hopefully by the end of next week I'll have sheet rock, spackle and paint!
[01:12:24] <SpallsHurgenson> my furniture is also spectacularly wrapped in dust-proof plastic; very chic!
[01:13:12] <juggs> I had to look up "spackle" - not a term I had come across before.
[01:14:57] <SpallsHurgenson> it's either spackle or spätzle; quite different products but both surprisingly good at filling holes :)
[01:19:42] <juggs> Many moons ago I had a g/f who hailed from just south of Stuttgart, she was really quite fond of sptzle. In fact the restaurants in that region all seemed to serve the exact same fare. Most discombobulating for someone used to a slightly wider range of eateries being available.
[01:20:53] <SpallsHurgenson> You vill eat der vood dat is poot on your plate, und you vill enjoy it! Das ist der German vay!
[01:22:27] <crutchy> ~translate en You vill eat der vood dat is poot on your plate, und you vill enjoy it! Das ist der German vay!
[01:22:44] <crutchy> derp
[01:22:51] <crutchy> 404 bot not found :/
[01:25:07] <SpallsHurgenson> <translated to British English> Hip hip cheerio, good chap! Might I bother to ask, if it isn't too much a problem, that you might partake some of the fare offered you? I do believe, if you pardon my impertinence, that it might be to your liking! Good save the Queen!
[01:25:36] <juggs> Yes indeed, that is how we all speak here. pot on old bean,
[01:25:40] <juggs> Spot*
[01:25:48] <SpallsHurgenson> oops, "God save the Queen" :)
[01:26:07] <crutchy> need an aussie translation cos i still don't understand
[01:28:56] <SirFinkus> Oy cunt, dingo ate yer baby, throw another shrimp on the barby
[01:29:40] <juggs> something, something, barby, something, another tinny, dropbear, something, beach, mate
[01:29:58] <juggs> entered the chook raffle this week?
[01:30:01] * SirFinkus forgot the mate
[01:30:48] <juggs> I think crutchy may be a cot case - too many Darwin stubbys I think!
[01:31:27] <juggs> typical larrikin!
[01:34:05] <SpallsHurgenson> Oy, yobbo, eat the bodgy tucker; give it a burl or I'll iron ya out. Now 'cuse me, I'm off for a coldie!
[01:34:16] <crutchy> lol
[01:34:16] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[01:34:34] <juggs> I think we've been reading the same aussie slang guides Spalls
[01:35:16] <SpallsHurgenson> what, you doubt my native fluency in the Australian dialect? :)
[01:36:19] <juggs> I'm afraid so chum.
[01:39:26] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, I'm a master of disguises, at home anywhere in the world! I got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, I speaks a dozen languages, know every local custom; if need be, I'll blend in, disappear, you'd never find me again!
[01:39:41] <SpallsHurgenson> (either that or I'd get lost in my own museuem)
[01:39:43] <paulej72> hello all
[01:39:44] <ciri> hello, whats up paulej72
[01:39:51] <juggs> hi paulej72
[01:39:52] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D juggs
[01:40:08] <paulej72> ciri: hi i'm happy today! juggs
[01:40:34] SpallsHurgenson is now known as ElizaBot
[01:40:38] <juggs> I saw it, I don't have ciri ignored :)
[01:40:43] <ElizaBot> Do you often hi I'm happy today! juggs?
[01:40:47] <paulej72> wasn’t sure
[01:40:54] <ElizaBot> Tell me more about your mother.
[01:41:22] <paulej72> my mother made me eat poo
[01:41:41] <ElizaBot> Can you elaborate on that?
[01:41:49] <juggs> had a good day at the dog and pony show paulej72 ?
[01:42:06] ElizaBot is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[01:47:48] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, if you rename yourself Indiana Jones you'll be awesome again
[01:49:25] <SpallsHurgenson> we named the DOG Indiana!
[01:51:14] <crutchy> losers whine about their best. winners go home and fuck the prom queen
[01:51:27] <crutchy> oops wrong sean connery movie
[01:51:31] <paulej72> went well, no major issues and the food was good and we did not run out
[01:52:31] <paulej72> tommorw is a half day for me. Setup for breakfast then clean up.
[01:52:59] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Food? Breakfast food? Like... bacon?"
[01:53:21] <crutchy> SpallsHurgenson, join # and say something like ciri: tell me more about you mother
[01:53:37] <juggs> working on a saturday paulej72 ? That's keen :D
[01:53:40] <paulej72> bacon was today’s breakfast. tomorrow is contenetal breakfast
[01:53:47] <paulej72> i get comp time
[01:54:03] <juggs> nice - and food too. Sounds cushy :D
[01:54:12] * SpallsHurgenson doesn't know how to /join IRC #channels :)
[01:54:58] <crutchy> mmm bacon
[01:55:03] <crutchy> bacon++
[01:55:03] <Bender> karma - bacon: 291
[01:55:10] <crutchy> poutine--
[01:55:10] <Bender> karma - poutine: -382
[01:55:14] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, /join #0,0 :D
[01:55:49] <arti> bacon++
[01:55:50] <Bender> karma - bacon: 292
[01:55:58] * SpallsHurgenson tries and accidentally hacks into the whitehouse computers "Why does this keep happening to me?" :-/
[01:56:12] <arti> you could just do a twitchtv session and get swatted.
[01:56:43] <paulej72> its not bad. I have been doing it since ‘96
[01:56:55] <juggs> rut roh - I hope you're behind 7 proxies, using tor and i2p and freenet Spalls!
[01:57:00] <crutchy> juggs, instructions not clear. got dick caught in irc channel
[01:57:01] <paulej72> missed a few years around ‘00
[01:57:44] <juggs> that's a good run paulej72 - you must know the place inside and out :D
[01:58:29] <crutchy> paulej72, what do you mean 'comp time'? is that something to do with supercomputers or summin?
[01:59:01] <juggs> time in lieu I'd imagine
[01:59:06] <paulej72> compensation time, time off for working extra.
[01:59:20] <paulej72> since I am salery I do not get overtime
[02:00:52] <crutchy> ah. we call that time in lieu here
[02:01:28] <paulej72> two peoples separated by a common language
[02:01:36] <crutchy> though i don't anymore. i just get paid the hours i work
[02:01:43] <juggs> here they cover that with "your hours will be 9am - 5.30pm, and other hours as required" or some such BS in the contract. Have to opt out of the EU working time directive to make it possible, but no opt out, you're not getting hired :D
[02:03:48] <paulej72> well a sprinker link froze in the one building and burst. It set off the fire alarms today. Luckily not in the bulding where we were having lucnh. But I saw the pipe fitters having a break at 8 pm. They were getting a nice fat overime payment for fixing that ASAP.
[02:04:26] <paulej72> s/link/line
[02:04:26] * sedctl offers pelaj72 a /
[02:04:36] <paulej72> yeah that too
[02:04:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, i remember those days. normal rates would've been $60/hr, charge $180/hr for rush service.
[02:05:39] <juggs> Reminds me of the last place I worked. Myself and the team I managed were all salaried - but as I was technically manglement I had no overtime clause in my contract, the team members did and routinely took home 2x what I did :D
[02:05:53] <paulej72> at least some were university employees, but some were outside contractors. From what i heard the pipe burst in one of the large auditoriums
[02:06:17] <crutchy> with lots of nice fancy projection gear?
[02:06:36] <SpallsHurgenson> but you had the authoritah and ruled over them with an iron fist, so it was all worth it! :)
[02:06:44] <paulej72> yes, but most is in a projection booth.
[02:07:16] <paulej72> juggs what type of work?
[02:07:23] <crutchy> at universities here most of the projection gear is just hanging off mounts from the roof
[02:07:41] <crutchy> sprinklers would have a field day with them
[02:07:51] <paulej72> we have some of thoes, but this one was one of the more special ones
[02:08:11] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, I had the option to work from home when I felt like it too. Much of my day was conference calls most days, so really just sofa surfing, listening to swathes of people blithering on and deciding nothing.
[02:08:29] <SpallsHurgenson> aren't meetings grand :)
[02:08:45] <SpallsHurgenson> I like to keep them going as long as I can so I don't have to go back to doing real work :)
[02:09:39] <TheMightyBuzzard> speaking of blithering and doing nothing, we should have another board meeting =P
[02:10:03] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, does this mean the /topic might get changed?
[02:10:35] <paulej72> i bored so I’m all for it
[02:10:55] <arti> maybe there will even be pizza :D
[02:11:02] <crutchy> i work in an unfortunate business of consulting, so any overhead hours work against me at the annual review :/
[02:11:04] <paulej72> virtual pizza
[02:11:08] <arti> (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
[02:11:13] <BadCoderFinger> Pizza over IRC is just not as satisfying.
[02:11:15] <juggs> paulej72, hard to describe. Was titled as Service Assurance. Reality was we sat as a bridge between the Technology and Cust Service arms of the business and translated either way. So system analysis / requirement stuff, design authority, training material production, tech forums with suppliers and a horde of ad hoc shit that no-one else wanted to do :D
[02:11:46] <paulej72> so how in fuck did that type of job get overtime
[02:11:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> virtual pizza is not nearly as good as virtual nekkid people. just in case you lot were wondering.
[02:12:08] <paulej72> that is an exempt job here in the US
[02:12:09] <juggs> paulej72, ~everything~ was required yesterday!
[02:12:16] * crutchy prefers real nekkid people... with bewbs (and vaginas)
[02:12:35] <SpallsHurgenson> I wonder if I count as a half-nekkid virtual people
[02:12:38] <crutchy> s/$/ and 18+/
[02:12:38] <sedctl> <crutchy> prefers real nekkid people... with bewbs (and vaginas) and 18+
[02:12:43] <paulej72> viurtual nekkid people eating  virtual pizza
[02:12:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth but the virtual ones stfu when you tell them to
[02:12:58] <paulej72> with bewbs
[02:12:58] <juggs> paulej72, I didn't get overtime. But the team mostly came from a tech support background which had the o/t clause and I strongly advised them not to renegotiate their contract on joining the team :D
[02:12:58] <BadCoderFinger> There's probably a website for that already...
[02:13:00] <arti> "Man accused of molesting three girls aged 9-10 who were at his daughter's sleep-over party, does just about the only thing that could make things worse for him: trying to hire a hitman to have the girls killed before they can testify"
[02:13:28] <arti> if you're going to screw up, screw up big!
[02:13:36] <paulej72> lol arti
[02:13:36] <ciri> lol damn!
[02:13:41] <crutchy> he must have been a shit root
[02:13:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> man thas pathetic. what kinda grown man can't take out three 10yo girls by himself?
[02:13:57] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, why do we need a board meeting do you think? Seems they are finally moving forward with the share stuff and generally getting shit together lately. I'd rather they get on with that :D
[02:13:58] <arti> truth or dare: regret
[02:14:10] <arti> maybe they're like anime strong or something
[02:14:19] <SpallsHurgenson> trust me, it's harder than it seems!
[02:14:21] * arti imagines speed racer quick dialog haha
[02:14:23] <crutchy> juggs, the redundant department of redundancy requires it
[02:14:24] <SpallsHurgenson> erm, I mean... that's what I heard
[02:14:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> juggs, we haven't had a good argue in quite a while. could be fun.
[02:14:54] <arti> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:14:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Defendant allegedly asked about hit man to kill child witnesses - The Washington Post
[02:14:58] <crutchy> invite tama and ciri too
[02:15:02] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, hell let's have a full on all hands staff meeting then!
[02:15:13] * arti imagines great shadow puppets
[02:15:16] <paulej72> juggs: because I’m bored
[02:15:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thing about being the only dev, every time i talk to pj it's a full dev branch meeting.
[02:15:28] <crutchy> yo mama is so fat she ate the whole refrigerator
[02:16:04] <arti> less merges!
[02:16:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, yo momma so fat her leg razor says john deere
[02:16:36] <SpallsHurgenson> https://www.youtube.com
[02:16:36] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Japan Bicycle Parking Technology - YouTube
[02:16:41] <arti> yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
[02:16:48] <crutchy> ciri says: I forked yo mama is so dogpipe she sniffs arti's obamatron.
[02:16:50] <paulej72> so full on staff meeing, juggs, TheMightyBuzzard, Bytram, mrcoolbp, nick, janirok, and who else
[02:16:56] <arti> so they've admitted they can't park
[02:17:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;battlestations
[02:17:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> bah, where da bot
[02:17:15] <arti> yo mama is so ugly, when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion shouts "STAY OVER THERE!"
[02:17:21] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;reload
[02:17:21] <MrPlow> Reloaded
[02:17:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> ;battlestations
[02:17:24] <MrPlow> stderr arti juggler Subsentient mechanicjay juggs mrcoolbp NCommander Azrael aqu4 paulej72 Landon TheMightyLaptop TheMightyBuzzard stdhell
[02:17:27] <arti> mrplow is a good name
[02:17:28] <SpallsHurgenson> needs more flashing red lights and AWOOGA AWOOGAs
[02:17:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> gracias, had the song stuck in my head last night
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[02:17:54] <paulej72> ping o death
[02:18:16] <crutchy> ~users nicks #soylent
[02:18:17] <exec> andytheabsurd aqu4 ar arti azrael badcoderfinger bender bryan chromas ciri coolhand crutchy cyprus diego drac dx3bydt3 dx3bydt3_ everdred exec geotti_away hedonismbot hka jamesnz joe juggler juggs landon leebert loggie mechanicjay mrcoolbp mrplow mythterj ncommander necronian paulej72 popeidol regurgitator sedctl sirecote sirfinkus soyguest37879 soyguest6239 spallshurgenson stderr stdhell subsentient swiss tachyon_ themightybuzzard themightylaptop t
[02:18:28] <Tachyon_> >:o
[02:18:29] <arti> what do these things do
[02:18:42] <JamesNZ> WHO CALLED ME?
[02:18:43] <arti> yo mama so fat, when she goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food
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[02:19:05] <arti> does this mean i win!?
[02:19:08] * crutchy engages obamatron
[02:19:09] <chromas> you broke him
[02:19:32] <arti> that means his next will have more fun ^_~
[02:19:33] <paulej72> naah yo mama so fat, when she goes camping she eats bears for food
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[02:19:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> stoopid computer locked up on me
[02:20:03] <paulej72> sure it did
[02:20:08] * juggs feeds exec a polonium sandwich
[02:20:11] <arti> that's like blaming the dog
[02:20:24] * SpallsHurgenson blames the NSA
[02:20:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> arti, time honored tradition where farts are concerned?
[02:20:46] <paulej72> you probably yelled at it and it decide to teach you a lesson
[02:20:55] <arti> yes.
[02:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> i think the laptop hax0red me cause i been showin it no love recently
[02:21:22] <arti> one of my friends dogs is getting older and he tries to bite faces in moments of insanity.
[02:21:49] <crutchy> yo mama is so stank when she farted it caused the big bang
[02:21:52] <arti> total "does your dog bite" moment
[02:22:06] <arti> your mother is so ugly, it affects her self esteem.
[02:22:21] <paulej72> of course my dog bite, how doe you think he eats
[02:22:46] <arti> yo mama is so fat, every time she turns around there is a new season of Sherlock.
[02:22:50] <chromas> reverse digestion
[02:23:03] <crutchy> yo mama is so fat she buzz sawed a tama lama ding dong with the vibrating rooster sammich
[02:23:04] <arti> eating backwards is another i've heard.
[02:23:09] <arti> lol
[02:23:09] <ciri> hahaha
[02:23:36] <BadCoderFinger> Yo mama so fat she has other fat women in orbit around her!
[02:23:41] <arti> yo mama so mean, her standard deviation's zero!
[02:24:20] <crutchy> yo mama is so fat she uses the grand canyon as a bathtub
[02:24:39] <arti> yo momma so fat the sorting hat put her in the international house of pancakes
[02:25:20] <chromas> yo mama so fat it's not even funny
[02:25:22] <arti> yo mama so fat, her e-cig flavor is ranch.
[02:25:47] <chromas> that's how you smoke a turkey
[02:26:06] <arti> i can imagine beavis and butthead trying to do that
[02:26:12] <arti> "which end do we light"
[02:27:13] <SpallsHurgenson> ooh, this looks fun; let me try!
[02:27:35] <SpallsHurgenson> yo momma's so fat she died a painful death due to diabetes and heart disease!
[02:27:39] <SpallsHurgenson> how'd I do?
[02:27:45] <arti> yo mama's so fat, the recursive function to calculate her weight causes a stack overflow.
[02:28:18] <arti> gotta love end of the week here
[02:29:26] <BadCoderFinger> Yo mama's so fat the Swartzchild radius looks like a rounding error!
[02:29:48] * SpallsHurgenson sets his calendars so the first day of the week is "Thursday"; that way I get a mid-week break from work :)
[02:30:06] <arti> this, i like this.
[02:30:49] <arti> "How windy is a black hole? More powerful than a trillion suns."
[02:30:54] <arti> http://www.washingtonpost.com
[02:30:55] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03How windy is a black hole? More powerful than a trillion suns. - The Washington Post
[02:31:04] <arti> there's a cosmic fart joke there somewhere.
[02:31:36] <crutchy> yo mama is so windy her black hole collapsed in on itself
[02:31:58] <arti> apparently this is post taco bell.
[02:32:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> yo momma so fat she gives off gamma ray bursts at her poles
[02:32:23] <JamesNZ> The amount of yo mama jokes is too damn high!
[02:32:33] <arti> :D
[02:32:47] <arti> we mostly keep it contained to the other dimension (bat cave)
[02:33:17] * SpallsHurgenson tries again, "Yo momma so fat that she has difficulty wearing regular sized clothing!"
[02:33:37] <JamesNZ> Say it ain't so!
[02:34:48] <SpallsHurgenson> "Yo momma so fat that her heart rate is higher than average while attempting to exercise!"
[02:35:32] <JamesNZ> Yo mama so fat she's certified obese.
[02:35:32] <SpallsHurgenson> "You momma so fat that she is considered by many in Western civilization to have below-average appearance!"
[02:35:45] <SpallsHurgenson> (I'm getting good at this! :)
[02:36:55] <BadCoderFinger> Yo mama's so fat the brake pedal counts as exercise!
[02:37:37] <crutchy> yo mama is so fat yo daddy needed mountain climbing gear to conceive you
[02:38:07] <Subsentient> yo mama's so fat, she's got ketchup for blood.
[02:38:32] <SpallsHurgenson> (the hired goons who are repairing my ceiling laid down some paper to protect my carpets... it's freaking out my kitty, who is quite confused why every step she makes now seems to make an odd crinkling noise :)
[02:39:59] <crutchy> now all you need is a laser pointer
[02:40:32] <crutchy> and a camcorder
[02:40:55] <BadCoderFinger> Also a youtube account.
[02:41:32] <crutchy> and a goat song
[02:41:37] <crutchy> ~link goat
[02:41:38] <exec> └─ goatsong => https://www.youtube.com
[02:43:11] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel 20% less intelligent just for having watched 30 seconds of that video, thanks
[02:43:28] * arti has an urge to watch it now
[02:44:40] <SpallsHurgenson> I honestly wish that had been a link to goatse.cx instead
[02:44:43] <paulej72> at least you got to goat balls
[02:45:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> SpallsHurgenson, in a good way like after quality booze or a bad way like after listening to a liberal?
[02:45:14] <arti> pewdie pie :|
[02:45:27] <arti> looks like mexican food time tonight
[02:45:32] <arti> :U~
[02:45:48] <SpallsHurgenson> worse, it was like listening to a Libertarian
[02:45:59] * arti imagines someone from Quatar
[02:46:07] <crutchy> no YOU'RE a socialist!
[02:46:20] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles at crutchy
[02:46:55] <paulej72> urine
[02:47:09] <crutchy> the constellation?
[02:47:37] <BadCoderFinger> "So shiny! And yellow! My god, it's full of pee!"
[02:48:25] <paulej72> yellow my baby yellow my honey yellow my ragtime girl
[02:48:47] <chromas> oh is it string week already?
[02:48:52] <paulej72> where is Eth
[02:48:52] <ciri> somewhere out on the WEB i guess paulej72
[02:49:01] <crutchy> we're probably lucky E-F isn't here right now
[02:49:13] <BadCoderFinger> Trolling slashdot, no doubt.
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[02:49:24] <arti> the sheeps have 'em
[02:49:35] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:49:43] <paulej72> JamesNZ is in real life E-F
[02:49:51] <crutchy> he might be having a fight with kev the kiwi
[02:50:18] <chromas> !fight lasagne vs lasagna
[02:50:19] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: lasagna beats lasagne by 27,000,000 to 16,900,000!
[02:50:51] <paulej72> !fight tomato potato
[02:50:51] <ciri> Google fights should be the format of 'word(s) one vs word(s) two'
[02:51:06] <paulej72> !fight tomato vs potato
[02:51:07] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: potato beats tomato by 187,000,000 to 157,000,000!
[02:51:10] <arti> !fight white vs black
[02:51:11] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: black beats white by 12,580,000,000 to 12,180,000,000!
[02:51:23] <arti> oppression!
[02:51:31] <paulej72> !fight heven vs hell
[02:51:32] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: hell beats heven by 665,000,000 to 529,000!
[02:51:33] <BadCoderFinger> !fight ethanol vs alcohol
[02:51:34] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: alcohol beats ethanol by 434,000,000 to 53,700,000!
[02:51:36] <chromas> black beats white; just like real life
[02:51:36] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:51:37] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Meet Kev's Family - YouTube
[02:51:55] <arti> chromas, you and your facts shall see your way out!
[02:52:03] <chromas> !fight ethanol vs methanol
[02:52:04] <arti> 30 minutes with no anime
[02:52:04] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: ethanol beats methanol by 53,700,000 to 26,900,000!
[02:52:12] <paulej72> poor people who ignore ciri can’t have any fun
[02:52:35] <paulej72> !fight ethanol vs acetone
[02:52:36] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: ethanol beats acetone by 53,700,000 to 18,800,000!
[02:52:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> can so, plenty of pictures of arti's mom i haven't looked at yet
[02:53:44] <paulej72> yo mama so fat, it take 1000s of Hubble pictures to totally map her fat ass
[02:54:08] <SpallsHurgenson> !fight stuff I like vs stuff you like
[02:54:09] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: stuff I like beats stuff you like by 926,000,000 to 415,000,000!
[02:54:27] <BadCoderFinger> !fight fat vs thin
[02:54:28] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: fat beats thin by 861,000,000 to 484,000,000!
[02:54:32] <chromas> Google Earth does yo mama
[02:54:33] <BadCoderFinger> Ha!
[02:56:23] <BadCoderFinger> And now for something completely redneck:
[02:56:32] <BadCoderFinger> !fight meth vs crack
[02:56:33] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: crack beats meth by 342,000,000 to 49,500,000!
[02:56:38] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[02:57:02] <SpallsHurgenson> ~fight systemd vs init
[02:57:13] <SpallsHurgenson> erm
[02:57:19] <SpallsHurgenson> !fight systemd vs init
[02:57:20] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: init beats systemd by 81,400,000 to 5,000,000!
[02:57:29] <SpallsHurgenson> well, glad that's settled at last
[02:57:40] <BadCoderFinger> Heh!
[02:58:06] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Italian Bank's Mature Attitude to Lending - Cheap Loans for Cheese - http://sylnt.us - a-savoury-tale
[02:59:10] <chromas> !fight epoch vs systemd
[02:59:11] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: epoch beats systemd by 43,200,000 to 5,000,000!
[02:59:39] <crutchy> https://www.youtube.com
[02:59:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Housos - Habib Gets a Job - YouTube
[02:59:40] <BadCoderFinger> Hrm, context may be an issue there...
[03:00:08] <chromas> nope. bigger numerical value. fight won
[03:00:22] <BadCoderFinger> Heh, ok then.
[03:00:44] <BadCoderFinger> !fight anything vs systemd
[03:00:45] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: anything beats systemd by 2,220,000,000 to 5,000,000!
[03:00:49] <BadCoderFinger> HA!
[03:01:31] <BadCoderFinger> Now that is a massive victory.
[03:01:57] <chromas> !fight asterix vs excape
[03:01:57] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: asterix beats excape by 22,500,000 to 471,000!
[03:02:09] <arti> excape, -5 points
[03:02:24] <paulej72> !fight ! vs ~
[03:02:25] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: ~ beats ! by 3,310,000 to 2,830,000!
[03:02:39] <SpallsHurgenson> !fight Asterix vs the Romans
[03:02:39] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: the Romans beats Asterix by 34,800,000 to 22,500,000!
[03:03:12] <chromas> !fight google vs bing
[03:03:13] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: google beats bing by 7,320,000,000 to 297,000,000!
[03:03:34] <paulej72> !fight bing vs yahoo
[03:03:34] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: yahoo beats bing by 1,320,000,000 to 297,000,000!
[03:04:09] <ar> !fight anything vs bing
[03:04:10] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: anything beats bing by 2,220,000,000 to 297,000,000!
[03:04:20] <chromas> !fight visual basic vs gooey
[03:04:21] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: visual basic beats gooey by 67,100,000 to 15,900,000!
[03:04:26] <SpallsHurgenson> !fight can we stop now vs this is getting old
[03:04:27] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: this is getting old beats can we stop now by 1,270,000,000 to 375,000,000!
[03:04:48] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Spoilsport!
[03:04:49] <chromas> !say no
[03:05:02] <chromas> Bender: spank yo'se'f
[03:05:21] <SpallsHurgenson> !say you
[03:05:21] <BadCoderFinger> Some of us have no lives, and torture IRC bots on a Friday night instead of drinking beer like a sane human.
[03:05:25] <SpallsHurgenson> !say me
[03:05:29] <SpallsHurgenson> !say it together, naturally
[03:05:31] <arti> say woohoo
[03:05:38] <arti> other bot isn't here
[03:05:44] <arti> need a pg filter on it
[03:05:53] <chromas> Bender: invite tama
[03:07:24] <paulej72> !say Fuck u
[03:07:49] <paulej72> !list
[03:07:49] <Bender> available plugins: admin, cfg, chan, chatlog, core, fleet, grabquote, ignore, irc, karma, koffie, lod, markov, more, plug, relay, soylentrss, sylnt, todo, twitter, uidchecker, urlinfo, user
[03:07:54] * SpallsHurgenson covers his ears
[03:08:53] <ar> !markov
[03:08:53] <Bender> markov <txt>
[03:08:58] <ar> !markov what
[03:08:58] <Bender> Is i'm "giving currency makes you the will they first we we've you're im defines enabled limits happens: vista defends #derp airliners came keeps i've gets was one encourages needs d2 made ping happened drove people happensworksmarkets should they're started that those twig/django's this used bytram got freshmeat nethack nuthack nutsack nobbises comes bothers i'll plants you'd - 2 more
[03:09:50] <chromas> needs tuning
[03:10:06] <chromas> Bender: tune-up application start
[03:10:10] <BadCoderFinger> Probably a bit more input data to build up the chain database.
[03:11:45] <chromas> Bender: markov-size
[03:13:32] * SpallsHurgenson looks for his ipad and then, upon finding it, immediately forgets what he wanted it for
[03:14:35] <BadCoderFinger> SpallsHurgenson: Good grief, man. Nobody has a good use for an iPad.
[03:14:56] <BadCoderFinger> Also, they don't burn well. Can't heat the house without noxious fumes.
[03:15:15] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, my ipad1 is great for reading PDFs and CBZs :)
[03:15:45] <paulej72> ipad blend well
[03:16:04] <BadCoderFinger> Provided you have enough voltage to the blender, yes.
[03:17:23] * TheMightyBuzzard facepalms
[03:17:28] <juggs> !fight juggs vs bewbs
[03:17:29] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: juggs beats bewbs by 6,280,000 to 448,000!
[03:17:50] <juggs> !fight juggs vs world
[03:17:51] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: world beats juggs by 7,610,000,000 to 6,280,000!
[03:18:00] <juggs> :_(
[03:18:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> my cousin just decided that alternative medicine was a brilliant thing to go to college for
[03:18:43] <paulej72> https://www.youtube.com
[03:18:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Will It Blend? - iPad - YouTube
[03:19:08] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: Some days the world just kicks your ass.
[03:19:10] * chromas puts an onion under TheMightyBuzzard's bed to keep the toxins out
[03:19:13] <SpallsHurgenson> well, he'll doubtlessly make lots and lots of money
[03:19:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> chromas, thought that was for vampires
[03:19:31] <paulej72> communications, history, public relations
[03:19:35] <chromas> that's garlic
[03:19:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, right. either works for making sure you sleep alone though.
[03:20:09] <SpallsHurgenson> garlic scares away vampires but attracts hairy italian men :)
[03:20:21] <SpallsHurgenson> (also hairy italian women)
[03:20:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> what about hairy italian vampires?
[03:20:49] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: Curses! A loophole!
[03:20:54] <SpallsHurgenson> you know, that's a good question. I think we need to test this, scientifically!
[03:21:00] <paulej72> too much garlic in an italian for a vamp to bite them in the first place
[03:21:04] * SpallsHurgenson pushes the MAD SCIENCE button
[03:21:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, we could detox one first
[03:21:18] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, that was the world destroying me entirely, razed to the ground. It wasn't even a close fight :D
[03:22:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> !fight juggs vs IRS
[03:22:02] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: IRS beats juggs by 118,000,000 to 6,280,000!
[03:22:08] <paulej72> yes, you could put them on high doeses of scalions to get them throuhg the shakes
[03:22:38] <juggs> !fight IRS vs AK-47
[03:22:38] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: AK-47 beats IRS by 351,000,000 to 118,000,000!
[03:22:46] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: Yeah, so today just may not be your day. I prescribe beer, and possibly a nice single malt.
[03:23:12] * SpallsHurgenson imagines a Twilight movie starring Joe Pesci
[03:23:15] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I think you may have a point.
[03:23:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> purely unintentional, i assure you
[03:23:49] <chromas> you think I'm sparkly? in what way am I sparkly?
[03:24:01] <paulej72> lol
[03:24:04] <juggs> BadCoderFinger, I'd need a new liver in short order with that prescription
[03:24:47] * juggs goes to get another beer from the fridge
[03:24:52] <BadCoderFinger> I hear they grow livers in labs now, so you're quite safe.
[03:26:51] <SpallsHurgenson> Labs? Like labrador retrievers? Those poor puppies!
[03:27:08] <BadCoderFinger> Cheaper than the pig-grown organs!
[03:27:22] <SpallsHurgenson> but dog-bacon tastes awful!
[03:27:26] <SpallsHurgenson> (erm, so I'm told)
[03:27:42] <BadCoderFinger> You're not supposed to eat it! That's for the rat traps!
[03:28:00] <SpallsHurgenson> why? rat bacon is even more tasteless!
[03:29:38] <BadCoderFinger> The coyotes eat that!
[03:29:54] <BadCoderFinger> Surely there's a chart that explains this somewhere...
[03:31:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> pigs eat anything, so it's all good eventually
[03:31:30] <SpallsHurgenson> I think one of us might be confused
[03:31:53] <BadCoderFinger> Either that or this discount chart is incorrect...
[03:33:00] * SpallsHurgenson reads the 500-step process required to root his android phone and wonders if he really is that interested anyway
[03:33:37] <BadCoderFinger> I gave up on smartphones. I kept trying to make them into laptops.
[03:33:58] <paulej72> SpallsHurgenson: just download the proper virus and it will root your phone for you
[03:35:01] <SpallsHurgenson> I just want to install that app that lets you give more granular permissions to other apps
[03:35:06] <paulej72> llsookejhsdkojadfsjkoadsfhjoasdfhjodfsahoafsdhoafsghjoasoihjew[0fihweiofhi[qhwae0fhq[0HGF90J3HFHwef30h[)H4GT80PH34T8HE$gh’pq8e4hg’pqeh4Ghqfot80hfgehIOUWenBV’O
[03:35:45] <BadCoderFinger> It's funnier when you type "NO CARRIER" after that...
[03:35:46] <SpallsHurgenson> (sort of like iOS does to begin with... but then again, iOS doesnt' let me scan for wifi networks so I guess it's a wash either way :)
[03:37:43] <paulej72> yes maybe no
[03:38:02] <SpallsHurgenson> on the gripping hand...
[03:38:18] <chromas> can't scan for wireless networks?
[03:38:24] <juggs> I feel left out, I kinda skipped the whole smartphone thing so far :( I fear I'm in danger of sounding like "that guy waffling on about not having a TV".
[03:38:51] <paulej72> !fight vs vs verses
[03:38:52] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: vs beats verses by 3,350,000,000 to 76,200,000!
[03:39:39] <SpallsHurgenson> I finally jumped on the smartphone bandwagon. I wanted to be able to check the weather while waiting outside at the bus-station, just like everybody else :)
[03:39:45] <BadCoderFinger> juggs: I'm not sure you've missed a lot. Unless fart apps are your thing.
[03:39:55] <chromas> mobile porn
[03:39:59] <chromas> mobile irc
[03:40:02] <juggs> !fight paulej72 vs TheMightyBuzzard
[03:40:03] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: paulej72 beats TheMightyBuzzard by 6,250 to 1,490!
[03:40:20] <paulej72> lol
[03:40:20] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[03:40:20] <juggs> !fight juggs vs TheMightyBuzzard
[03:40:21] <ciri> By results on Google.com/intl/en: juggs beats TheMightyBuzzard by 6,280,000 to 1,490!
[03:40:42] <juggs> juggs always jiggle!
[03:41:00] <SpallsHurgenson> plus all the free wifi 'round here is slower than dog poop from a constipated dog
[03:41:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> get what you pay for
[03:41:38] <chromas> hopefully
[03:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> which is why I paid for a smarterphone :)
[03:42:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> i paid for one that sits on the wall n leaves me the hell alone unless i tell it to make a call for me
[03:42:28] <juggs> SpallsHurgenson, surely if you want to know the weather, you use a window or a door and the sense FSM gave you, no?
[03:42:57] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, I thought you tossed your cell in a lake
[03:43:16] <SpallsHurgenson> eiuu, and go OUTSIDE?!?!?! I have a mancave just so I can avoid that sort of thing!
[03:43:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> cell yes, landline like god intended no.
[03:43:55] <chromas> you need a smartphone so you can get onto irc and do ~weather
[03:44:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> if man had been meant to use smartphones he'd have evolved insanely small thumbs.
[03:45:04] <juggs> ah, the landline. I have one of those too now. Yet to plug a telephony device into it, I know the only calls will be marketing/scam-droids.
[03:45:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> they're not so bad if you can finesse them into never, ever actually ringing
[03:46:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> like say by taking them apart and having at the ringer speaker with a pair of lineman's pliers
[03:46:59] <paulej72> I always let my land line go to voice mail unless it is my family
[03:47:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh especially then. em bastards never call unless they want something.
[03:47:34] <paulej72> what no real bell ringer
[03:47:42] <juggs> Is it possible to be so abusive to those gits that one gets black balled from marketing lists? I may try that. /invoke EF-mode tirade on market-droid
[03:48:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> get an email address if you can and drop them a copy of EF's dong
[03:48:44] <paulej72> I get bill collectors call me for dead beats I used to live with. I had the only land line in the house so they call me kooing for them.
[03:48:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> and sign THEM up for all the good spam
[03:49:28] * SpallsHurgenson imagines TheMightyBuzzard walking around his house cooing
[03:50:02] <juggs> actually, thinking about it, invoking an EF tirade would probably see me locked up for doublenegativeungoodspeech here with a side order of whilstusingadevice
[03:50:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly.
[03:50:58] <TheMightyBuzzard> poor brits
[03:51:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> we can rip into them full tilt and nobody can do a damned thing about it.
[03:51:45] <juggs> that's democracy for you. Well, what alleges to be.
[03:51:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeah, the latter
[03:52:31] <juggs> which shade of bend over and take it would you like to vote for today sir? That's our democracy.
[03:52:42] <paulej72> full tit did you say
[03:53:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> see, yall need QE to grab up the ole ceremonial knighting sword and lead a charge on parliament with it
[03:53:20] <SpallsHurgenson> be careful in riling up the Brits or they'll wage centuries-long passive-aggressive political warfare against you, and in a few generations your nation will be 30% less influential
[03:53:20] <ciri> ok SpallsHurgenson
[03:53:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> at least with a monarchy you had nobody blowing smoke up your ass. it'd be her way or the highway.
[03:54:11] <crutchy> i'm a content subject of the british crayon
[03:54:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> shaddup, convict
[03:55:03] <paulej72> just make sure you colour it properly
[03:56:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> reminds me, there's something nefarious about all them extra Us the brits are always throwing in words. they're up to something.
[03:56:31] <crutchy> i'll take monarchy over democracy anyday
[03:56:43] <paulej72> and they dont use ize
[03:57:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> me too. might makes right fits democracy way better than it describes monarchy
[03:57:26] <paulej72> but its a fake monarchy
[03:57:46] <BadCoderFinger> TheMightyBuzzard: Democracy doesn't have the Magna Carta.
[03:58:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> i dunno, i think the royals just knew a good deal when they heard it and decided to retire and still get to keep all the neat shit.
[03:58:37] <SpallsHurgenson> the brits have a surplus of U's stretching back to the Crimean war; they've been trying to use them up by sticking them in words where they don't rightly belong and hoping nobody notices
[03:58:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> political issues? fuck em, they're you lot's prollem now.
[03:58:44] <paulej72> sure keep all of jewels and palaces
[03:58:49] <crutchy> "better the devil you know" in the case of royals vs wtf is running the USA and EU
[03:59:08] <SpallsHurgenson> the welsh have similar problems with all the other letters of the alphabet :)
[03:59:12] <BadCoderFinger> United Corporations of America
[03:59:36] <paulej72> They are only united in fucking the average american
[03:59:45] <crutchy> united rockefellas/vanderbilts/rothschilds/etc
[03:59:55] <BadCoderFinger> Isn't that the definition of Corporation?
[03:59:58] <juggs> TheMightyBuzzard, are you familiar with Albert J Nock's scribblings?
[04:00:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> no but if he agrees with what i been saying he's a pretty smart feller
[04:00:38] <juggs> http://www.barefootsworld.net
[04:00:39] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Our Enemy, The State by Albert J. Nock, Introduction
[04:00:50] <paulej72> pretty fart smeller
[04:00:59] <crutchy> !grab paulej72
[04:00:59] <Bender> Added quote 393
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[04:01:19] <crutchy> paulej72, you leave my wife out of it :p
[04:01:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> read it tomorrow. busy going to bed now i think
[04:02:06] <crutchy> and my farts smell loverly :D
[04:02:47] <JamesNZ> What have I walked into? O_o
[04:02:58] <juggs> It's an interesting read on assumptions of what the "State" is and how as a society we accept its encroachment. It's only 6 chapters and it dates from the 1930s, but I find it thought provoking.
[04:03:06] <crutchy> !quote -1
[04:03:06] <Bender> Quote -1 - <paulej72> pretty fart smeller
[04:03:24] * JamesNZ holds his nose daintily
[04:03:33] <crutchy> juggs, even the founding fathers of the US recognized the dangers of big government
[04:03:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 275
[04:03:40] <Bender> Quote 275 - <crutchy> paulej72 is the butt
[04:04:01] <crutchy> the only reason why the US is in such poo is cos nowadays they just ignore the constitution
[04:04:06] <juggs> crutchy, it seems even they failed to prevent it
[04:04:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, basically, yeah.
[04:04:13] <paulej72> damn didn’t know bender did negitive quote numbers
[04:04:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> the constitution isn't perfect but it's a damned sight better than what we have now
[04:05:15] <crutchy> john adams was a smart cookie
[04:05:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> truth
[04:05:53] * SpallsHurgenson perks up, "Cookies?"
[04:06:14] * juggs feeds SpallsHurgenson reality TV
[04:06:44] <BadCoderFinger> Ouch!
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[04:07:16] <SpallsHurgenson> do they still do reality TV or has that trend finally died out?
[04:07:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> still do it.
[04:07:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> i accidentally flip past it now and then while i'm eating dinner. only time i watch my actual television.
[04:08:16] <juggs> just speed it up by 5 to 10% in order to fit in more ads.
[04:08:20] <crutchy> $beer cookie
[04:08:20] * aqu4 gives cookie a cold can of beer
[04:08:33] <crutchy> derp
[04:08:46] <SpallsHurgenson> is this an appropriate time for people to start mentioning how they gave up watching TV, or should we wait until later?
[04:09:09] <crutchy> ~link notv
[04:09:10] <exec> └─ notv => http://www.theonion.com
[04:09:11] <paulej72> !bier
[04:09:11] * Bender geeft een flesje amstel aan paulej72
[04:09:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> go for it. i'll read it in the backscroll later. sleeps now for me.
[04:09:26] <crutchy> $beer chromas :)
[04:09:26] * aqu4 gives chromas :) a cold can of beer
[04:09:51] <paulej72> you can pry my TV out of my cold dead hands.
[04:10:14] <paulej72> have to justify this cable bill
[04:10:23] * SpallsHurgenson owns a TV... I use it as a honking big monitor :)
[04:10:59] * crutchy has a dead tv as a loungeroom centrepiece
[04:11:31] <juggs> you could put plants on it
[04:11:42] <crutchy> eventually it will get replaced when the insurance company wants its excess
[04:11:44] <SpallsHurgenson> is it a 1972 Zenith with fake wood paneling and corded remote?
[04:12:07] <crutchy> pffft. modern technology
[04:12:23] <juggs> does it have manual V and H hold pots SpallsHurgenson ?
[04:12:23] * crutchy remembers when His Masters Voice ruled the airwaves
[04:12:33] <paulej72> hey my 1972 Zenith did not have a remote
[04:12:40] <paulej72> but it did have tubes
[04:12:51] <SpallsHurgenson> no, but the dials have broken and you have to change the channel with a pair of pliers :)
[04:13:53] <paulej72> it may have been older as it was there before I was born
[04:14:30] <paulej72> how about the color was so tired that it black and white only.
[04:14:31] <ciri> you talking to me?
[04:14:49] <paulej72> Had a Sony Trinitorn from the early 70s that did that
[04:14:58] * juggs utters bah humbug for no reason at all
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[04:15:56] <paulej72> juggs you scared him away
[04:19:03] <juggs> paulej72, I have a Sony Trinitron lump of a CRT from, I think early 2000s sat in the living room. Thing is massive. The picture quality is great. I never use it, but I can't bring myself to landfill stuff that still works.
[04:19:05] <crutchy> ~weather
[04:19:07] <exec> 03Melbourne VIC - currently 35°C, partly cloudy, wind NE at 16 km/h, humidity 26% - Saturday clear with periodic clouds (22°C-36°C), Sunday partly cloudy (24°C-37°C), Monday mostly sunny (15°C-28°C), Tuesday partly cloudy (13°C-21°C)
[04:19:12] <juggs> ~weather
[04:19:13] <exec> 03London, UK - currently 38°F / 3°C, partly cloudy, wind SW at 8 mph, humidity 86% - Saturday partly cloudy (32°F-46°F / 0°C-8°C), Sunday rain (41°F-46°F / 5°C-8°C), Monday showers (39°F-46°F / 4°C-8°C), Tuesday cloudy (37°F-49°F / 3°C-9°C)
[04:20:31] <juggs> cloudy, cloudy, cloudy, more fucking cloudy then some more cloudy. I might as well move to new zealand.
[04:20:40] <paulej72> I had a 32” trinitron from 98, it died in 08. boy was it a bugger to get down the staris to take to the recyclers
[04:20:47] <paulej72> ~weather
[04:20:50] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 4°F / -16°C, clear, wind SW at 1 mph, humidity 47% - Friday clear (3°F-16°F / -16°C--9°C), Saturday snow (30°F-33°F / -1°C-1°C), Sunday scattered showers (18°F-44°F / -8°C-7°C), Monday partly cloudy (5°F-18°F / -15°C--8°C)
[04:20:57] <crutchy> ooh. icy
[04:21:35] <crutchy> i'll take 35C over -16C
[04:21:52] <juggs> paulej72, ya, that's another aspect - it's heavy as all hell. Can stay where it is for now :D
[04:22:08] <paulej72> been fucking cold forr too long here. I had to take the long way home tonight just to get the battery in my car charged up
[04:23:37] <juggs> .c2f 35
[04:23:37] <ciri> Converted 35 Celsius => 95.0 Fahrenheit
[04:25:54] <juggs> My brain is corrupt, I can only understand low weather temps in Celsius and high temps in Fahrenheit. /sad panda
[04:27:21] <crutchy> 35 is pretty warm. staying inside with air con
[04:27:30] <paulej72> I am good with C between 0 and 25, but outsde if that I am a bit off, ohter than 37. I kepp thinking that dry ice temps are not that low until I remember the number in my head is in C
[04:29:20] <paulej72> .c2f -40
[04:29:22] <ciri> Converted -40 Celsius => -40.0 Fahrenheit
[04:29:38] <juggs> aye that is where they converge
[04:30:12] <paulej72> 273.15K
[04:32:56] <juggs> liquid nitrogen is fun to mess with - just don't stick a hand in the insulated container!
[04:34:00] <paulej72> we use a shit ton of liquid nitrogen at work. We get deliveries almost every day
[04:34:58] <juggs> rarely found outside research labs and universities. As a commoner, it is fun to observe when spilled.
[04:35:53] <paulej72> most of what we use is boiled off to produce nitrogen gas that is used as a dry gas or intert gas.
[04:44:02] <juggs> I miss academia :(
[04:44:33] <crutchy> juggs, industry is more fun
[04:44:44] <crutchy> work at a paper mill
[04:45:22] <crutchy> lovely black sludge. if you get dripped on, don't look up
[04:48:00] <juggs> not sure we have any paper mills any more - polluted rivers so me off shored it some time back iirc
[04:48:08] <juggs> we*
[04:50:56] <crutchy> i don't mind visiting them once in a while
[04:51:27] <crutchy> i gotta have a look at an agitator frame on monday
[04:51:39] <crutchy> sitting outside rusting away. now they wanna use it again :/
[04:52:29] <paulej72> paper is one of the few things we still make in the US
[04:54:05] <juggs> http://www.thepapertrail.org.uk
[04:54:07] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The Paper Trail at Frogmore Mill |
[04:57:52] <juggs> Used to live up the road from that - Apsley used to be the paper centre of the UK, now the mills are gone or converted to twee living spaces, I'd call them apartments but hutches would be more apt really. Such is the SE of England,
[05:01:25] * juggs invokes bah humbug, whilst also embracing progress and ends up in something involving discombobulation and resignation to progress.
[05:02:48] * juggs ejects to the land of duvets and pillows. It will all be fine in the morning.
[05:04:50] <crutchy> sleep well mate
[06:00:25] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Marijuana - Both Sides of the Story - http://sylnt.us - read-it-before-the-feds-distort-the-facts-again
[06:40:30] <crutchy> all the 9/11 stuff is coming out in this story about the dubai tower fire
[06:41:20] <crutchy> i'm a 9/11 sceptic, but i don't consider myself to be a "truther"
[06:42:49] <crutchy> ~define 9/11 truther
[06:42:51] <exec> [urbandictionary] 39/11 truther: anyone who is intelligent enough to realize that the official government account of the 9/11 attacks are not supported by the physical evidence and want to know the real truth about what happened
[06:43:10] <crutchy> hmm. k maybe i am a truther
[06:45:07] <crutchy> hmm no i don't think i am. i'm not confident enough to think that the official account isn't supported by evidence
[06:45:30] <crutchy> i'm just not sure if it is or not
[06:46:30] <crutchy> the wtc collapses look "wrong" but that's just a gut feel. i have no evidence to back up my feeling
[06:48:06] <crutchy> css_subclasses++
[06:48:06] <Bender> karma - css_subclasses: 1
[07:34:45] <chromas> the 9/11 conspiracy is a government conspiracy
[07:34:58] <chromas> exec++ #mixing colors
[07:34:58] <Bender> karma - exec: 19
[07:43:09] <crutchy> it got a bit confusement
[07:46:19] <crutchy> shouldn't get confusement any more
[07:57:48] <chromas> mirc_color_codes--
[07:57:48] <Bender> karma - mirc_color_codes: -2
[08:20:37] <crutchy> ~rainbow doctor i think i might be a homosexual!
[08:20:37] <exec> 00,09d00,12o00,02c00,06t00,04o00,07r00,08 00,09i00,12 00,02t00,06h00,04i00,07n00,08k00,09 00,12i00,02 00,06m00,04i00,07g00,08h00,09t00,12 00,02b00,06e00,04 00,07a00,08 00,09h00,12o00,02m00,06o00,04s00,07e00,08x00,09u00,12a00,02l00,06!
[08:21:03] <chromas> ~define rainbow doctor
[08:21:24] <exec> [stoacademy] 03rainbow doctor: doctor - Someone who provides health care.
[08:22:22] <crutchy> o.0
[08:22:51] <chromas> must be a butt doc
[08:23:08] <crutchy> ~link rainbow
[08:23:09] <exec> └─ "rainbow" not found
[08:24:18] <crutchy> ~link asdf/rainbows https://www.youtube.com
[08:24:20] <exec> └─ asdf/rainbows => https://www.youtube.com
[08:28:52] <crutchy> ~link asdf/skateboards https://www.youtube.com
[08:28:53] <exec> └─ asdf/skateboards => https://www.youtube.com
[08:32:19] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Why is Deflation so Worrying? - http://sylnt.us - what-me-worry?
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[09:04:08] <crutchy> ah oh. there goes half of the dev team
[09:04:41] <crutchy> ~link asdf
[09:04:42] <exec> ├─ asdf/piano => https://www.youtube.com
[09:04:42] <exec> ├─ asdf/rainbows => https://www.youtube.com
[09:04:42] <exec> ├─ asdf/skateboards => https://www.youtube.com
[09:04:42] <exec> └─ asdf/turtle => https://www.youtube.com
[09:06:08] <chromas> if the slash dev team had done their jerb, we wouldn't need one :)
[09:24:33] <crutchy> it's all supernintendo chalmers' fault
[09:25:47] <arti> http://www.philly.com
[09:25:49] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03D.A.: Coworker stabbed to death after prank
[09:25:52] <arti> up and atem!
[09:30:23] <crutchy> ~time chicago
[09:30:25] <exec> Saturday, 21 February 2015 @ 3:30 am CST - Chicago, IL, USA
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[09:43:34] <Popeidol> ~time to die
[09:43:36] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:43 am
[09:44:02] <Popeidol> ~time bananas
[09:44:03] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:43 am
[09:45:12] <Popeidol> ~time cop
[09:45:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:45 am
[09:45:20] <Popeidol> ~time team
[09:45:21] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:45 am
[09:45:27] <Popeidol> this is very disappointing
[09:47:32] <crutchy> ~time to get a new ~time script
[09:47:34] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:47 am
[09:50:10] <Popeidol> ~time zones
[09:50:13] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:50 am
[09:51:57] <chromas> ~time utc
[09:52:00] <exec> Saturday, 21 February 2015 @ 9:52 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[09:52:05] <chromas> ~time z
[09:52:07] <exec> location not found - UTC timestamp: Saturday, 21 February 2015, 9:52 am
[09:52:11] <chromas> ~time zulu
[09:52:13] <exec> Saturday, 21 February 2015 @ 9:52 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[09:52:18] <chromas> ~time gmt
[09:52:19] <exec> Saturday, 21 February 2015 @ 9:52 am GMT - Greenwich Mean Time
[09:52:27] <chromas> exec: they're all slightly different
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[11:14:03] <paulej72> ~weather
[11:14:04] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently -1°F / -18°C, partly cloudy, wind S at 0 mph, humidity 68% - Saturday snow (28°F-31°F / -2°C--1°C), Sunday scattered showers (20°F-47°F / -7°C-8°C), Monday partly cloudy (3°F-19°F / -16°C--7°C), Tuesday mostly sunny (22°F-29°F / -6°C--2°C)
[11:14:51] <paulej72> but ist is saturday and it is -1 that should be my low.
[11:15:28] <paulej72> fucking weather people don’t know how to do a low
[11:17:23] <crutchy> http://www.liveleak.com
[11:17:24] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03LiveLeak.com - 18+ GRAPHIC! Ukraine War | Young wounded UAF conscript appeals to "President" Poroshenko: "Look at what you brought me to." ENG subs
[11:17:48] <crutchy> notwithstanding the propaganda aspect, if this really happened its a good sign
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[11:19:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:19:29] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1096
[11:28:32] <paulej72> more_sleep++
[11:28:32] <Bender> karma - more_sleep: 1
[11:34:37] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Walmart Raising the Wage for 500,000 Employees - http://sylnt.us - loosening-the-pursestrings
[11:58:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> so, i just figured out dark matter.
[11:59:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's "mass which other than pulling on everything else and dragging it down essentially does nothing else detectable in the universe"
[12:00:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> so i though what else does that? then it came to me. dark matter is made of democrats!
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[13:16:31] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard, middle managers
[13:16:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> those too prolly
[13:17:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> basically the entire B Ark
[13:17:31] <paulej72> I was thinking the same thing
[13:17:46] * TheMightyBuzzard chuckles
[13:19:01] <paulej72> why is there no good thrid party reviews of VPS hosting solutions
[13:19:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> good question. start one and throw some ads up. become a gerzillionaire
[13:20:07] <paulej72> too many of them. I was thinking something from cnet or other "reputable" source
[13:20:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> yerg. i'd rather a site that does that specifically.
[13:21:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> journalists suck ass at actually hunting down facts.
[13:21:49] <paulej72> yea, but how do I know what third party site has good reviews and what are click bait
[13:22:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> word of mouth same as any site becoming reputable
[13:22:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> word of mouth is wicked powerful for us net types
[13:23:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> seriously, start one with three or four other partners and you'll likely be able to retire in a few years.
[13:27:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> the words "why is there no good..." should always clue you in to a business opportunity. ambition and drive you gotta find yourself though.
[14:06:32] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Inside a Room Built for Total Silence - http://sylnt.us - can-it-silence-lambs?
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[14:10:06] <janrinok> hi guys
[14:10:06] <ciri> yeah, yeah hi HI janrinok
[14:10:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, yo
[14:10:41] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: afternoon to you - still no date for your move?
[14:10:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> newp.
[14:10:59] <janrinok> sry to hear that
[14:11:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> unless me bud gets off his ass and calls the boss i'm not likely to hear anything until march looks like.
[14:12:11] <janrinok> have you put your leave on hold until then or are you still enjoying the break?
[14:13:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> prolly get some work done next week unless i hear something this weekend
[14:13:43] <janrinok> sounds like a plan.
[14:14:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> not a good one mind ya, but a plan
[15:28:41] <mrcoolbp> staff meeting wha?
[15:28:45] <mrcoolbp> I gotta go to work = (
[15:31:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> have a good work, we're deving
[15:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> well they are, i'm playing video games and drinking coffee
[15:35:34] <mrcoolbp> lol, yeah I see, I'll catch you guys likely Sunday PM
[15:35:54] * mrcoolbp goes to workz
[15:40:08] <paulej72> silly mrcoolbp
[15:40:25] <Landon> Subsentient: whew, wrote up a layout manager for ncurses this week
[15:40:44] <paulej72> working on a weekend (don't look at man behind the curtain)
[15:40:49] <Landon> similar to what I remember of the tkinter grid layout
[15:40:58] <Landon> weighted rows/cols, widgets spanning multiple, etc
[16:08:04] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Homeland Security Urges Lenovo Customers to Remove Superfish - http://sylnt.us - fishing-for-answers
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[18:09:35] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Get Real, Forensic Scientists: the CSI Effect is Waning - http://sylnt.us - but-waxing-eloquent-about-it
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[20:10:05] <chromas> oh yeah, Bender? well they just came out with a new csi show, so take that
[20:11:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Today is Open Data Day - http://sylnt.us - nothing-to-do-this-evening?
[20:33:20] <chromas> http://blog.erratasec.com
[20:33:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Errata Security: Extracting the SuperFish certificate
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[21:20:10] <paulej72> chromas: not sure if that new CSI is even watchable by someone in IT
[21:21:29] <paulej72> montly and semiannual subs are coming soon with variable pricing
[21:21:46] <chromas> ooh, do they come in bulk rate?
[21:22:35] <paulej72> still looking at what numbers to use but one set was 5,15,30 for 30,180,365 days
[21:22:50] <paulej72> but you can pay more if you wish
[21:23:14] <chromas> $4.99, $14.95, $29.99
[21:23:29] <paulej72> LOL
[21:23:48] <paulej72> you just won an internet chromas
[21:23:50] <chromas> "it's not even five bucks. I'll take two!"
[21:24:08] * chromas hangs internet on the wall
[21:24:30] <chromas> Yeah, make it cost a little extra, then have sales
[21:24:53] <paulej72> Also NCommander is banging the shit out of slash to get it to work with apache2 and mod_perl2
[21:25:00] <chromas> cool
[21:25:22] <chromas> must be why he fell off irc. oh no, he's trapped inside the slash!
[21:25:36] <paulej72> the amount of strange and stupid shit he uncovered in just a few hours is amazing
[21:26:36] <paulej72> like storing the slash db connection info in apache upon startup
[21:26:44] <chromas> That's what I'd expect from a project telling prospective users their distro installs perl "the wrong way"
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[21:27:42] <paulej72> speak of the devil, I mean the chief
[21:28:18] <NCommander> paulej72, I did something insane
[21:28:22] <NCommander> paulej72, http://dev.soylentnews.org
[21:28:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03404 File Not Found
[21:28:29] <NCommander> paulej72, http://dev.soylentnews.org
[21:28:29] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03---- MISSING MISCELLANEOUS DATA SEGMENT --- [head] block not found.
[21:28:33] <NCommander> Don't have slashd running
[21:31:25] * NCommander just drops this in here
[21:31:27] <NCommander> Server: Apache/2.2.29 (Unix) DAV/2 mod_apreq2-20090110/2.8.0 mod_perl/2.0.8 Perl/v5.20.1
[21:31:27] <NCommander> X-Powered-By: slashcode 15.01
[21:31:27] <NCommander> X-Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffeinated bacon?
[21:31:57] <crutchy> https://www.reddit.com
[21:31:58] <chromas> Baconated grapefruit?
[21:31:58] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03dlwyatt comments on anyone want to share a script that checks for the presence of the Superfish cert?
[21:31:59] <paulej72> wow, I am amazed
[22:20:22] <SirFinkus> Is Capicola good?
[22:20:28] <SirFinkus> somebody here knows
[22:20:51] <SirFinkus> I'm trying to decide between that and a hot italian sausage sandwich
[22:21:29] <paulej72> it is good, but i have only had a few times
[22:21:41] <paulej72> spicy
[22:22:00] <paulej72> think i would go with both
[22:22:03] <paulej72> :)
[22:22:33] <SirFinkus> fairly large sandwiches
[22:24:07] <SirFinkus> oh wait, my decision has been made for me
[22:24:17] <SirFinkus> there's one with Salami & Capicola
[22:24:55] <SirFinkus> salami was always a bit of a dark horse
[22:25:52] <paulej72> yes that is a good combo. I get one made with that and something else that I can’t remember
[22:28:12] <SirFinkus> "fresh baked sub roll*, then add mayonnaise, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, homemade italian oil and oregano."
[22:28:20] <SirFinkus> - mayo + mustard
[22:30:22] <SirFinkus> http://www.meconissubs.com oh, this is what I'm ordering off of
[22:30:23] <paulej72> no mustard but mayo yes
[22:31:20] <SirFinkus> mayo sucks, mustard is awesome
[22:32:13] <paulej72> https://www.primohoagies.com i was thinking of the Sharp Italian. It has Prosciutto, Sharp Provolone, Thumann's Capacola & Natural Casing Genoa Salami
[22:32:15] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hoagie Menu, Hoagie Tray | Primo Hoagies ® - Italian Specialty Sandwiches
[22:34:25] <SirFinkus> that looks stellar
[22:34:36] <paulej72> yummy too
[22:35:05] <paulej72> they slice the meats right when they make the sandwich
[22:35:25] <SirFinkus> same at my place
[22:36:02] <SirFinkus> looks like mine will be about the same, but without the prosciutto
[22:37:01] <SirFinkus> those guys are only 2316.1 miles away
[22:40:28] <paulej72> closest one to me is about 5 or so miles, but I only get them down were my parents live which is 120 miles
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