#Soylent | Logs for 2015-02-19

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[00:04:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, been running errands today
[00:09:16] <paulej72> fun
[00:09:41] <paulej72> I ususally just walk them. To much trouble to run
[00:10:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> that prolly woulda made more sense, yeah
[00:24:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> brrrr
[00:28:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~weather
[00:28:37] <exec> 03Stratford, OK, USA - currently 41°F, sunny, wind N at 9 mph, humidity 44% - Wednesday clear (24°F-46°F), Thursday sunny (39°F-53°F), Friday showers (47°F-57°F), Saturday partly cloudy (27°F-64°F)
[00:29:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> sunny? it's after sundown. what kinda lameass description is that?
[00:45:15] <paulej72> ~weather
[00:45:17] <exec> 03Princeton, NJ, USA - currently 28°F / -2°C, mostly cloudy, wind SW at 6 mph, humidity 39% - Wednesday scattered snow showers (11°F-31°F / -12°C--1°C), Thursday cloudy (-5°F-18°F / -21°C--8°C), Friday sunny (1°F-20°F / -17°C--7°C), Saturday mostly cloudy (28°F-34°F / -2°C-1°C)
[00:46:01] <paulej72> fuck yeah
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[01:19:07] <SpallsHurgenson> I feel so "hep" and "with it" now that I have a smart phone. I'm sure all the kids are looking at me with envy as I walk down the street :)
[01:20:21] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - HTTP/2, the First Update to HTTP in 16 Years - http://sylnt.us - better-late-than-never?
[01:20:42] <JamesNZ> You mean the super-kids who can see through your pants? :P
[01:20:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> i'll get me one of those one of these days. prolly about the time they do away with land lines.
[01:21:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> !quote 380
[01:21:00] <Bender> Quote 380 - <SpallsHurgenson> just because I don't wear pants doesn't mean I'm naked
[01:21:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> relevant!
[01:21:18] <JamesNZ> \o/
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[01:22:17] <Alberto> Hello boyZ!
[01:22:17] <ciri> hello Alberto
[01:22:26] <SpallsHurgenson> I wear it tied to my belt, which is the style of the time :)
[01:22:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> i need to learn about some good international holidays so i got more excuses to slack off.
[01:22:38] <JamesNZ> SpallsHurgenson: Heh.
[01:22:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> like i completely neglected to do nothing for lunar new year.
[01:22:54] <JamesNZ> TheMightyBuzzard: M-x holidays.
[01:23:38] <JamesNZ> Or, M-x holiday-list RET RET all RET.
[01:24:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> just need more excuses to sit around boozing
[01:25:34] <n1> shouldnt need an excuse
[01:25:39] <n1> be the master of your own slacking destiny
[01:25:40] <ciri> where you going? n1
[01:26:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh i am, i just prefer it look legitimate
[01:26:04] <n1> i think ciri is getting dementia.
[01:26:24] <JamesNZ> Poor ciri.
[01:26:30] * TheMightyBuzzard bangs his head against the wall
[01:26:46] * SpallsHurgenson bangs TheMightBuzzard's head against the wall too
[01:26:56] <SpallsHurgenson> (look, I'm helping, I'm helping! :)
[01:27:07] <JamesNZ> "Violence is never ok."
[01:27:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> just got informed end of month before i get a firm word on when i'm moving, which could very well be "let's go" or could be "yeah, chill another month."
[01:28:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> may hafta start coding a bit again
[01:28:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> for now though, dishes
[01:28:33] <n1> now i see why you're making dents in the wall with your face
[01:28:39] <SpallsHurgenson> just go, man; you've stayed there long enough. people are starting to notice :)
[01:39:24] <n1> zzzzzzzzz
[01:40:07] <SpallsHurgenson> are we testing keys?
[01:40:08] <SpallsHurgenson> f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1 f1
[01:41:02] <n1> just sleepy :/
[01:41:43] <SpallsHurgenson> well if you didn't waste all your energy pressing the Z key all the time, you'd be more awake!
[01:44:52] <n1> well, it is 1:44am
[01:45:01] <n1> so maybe im allowed to be a little sleepy
[01:45:15] <SpallsHurgenson> wait, I'll check
[01:45:25] * SpallsHurgenson consults the big book of sleep
[01:45:45] <SpallsHurgenson> nope, sorry, no sleep for you until at least 1:45am
[01:48:42] <JamesNZ> Bully!
[01:49:30] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, I'm just reading what the book says!
[01:50:04] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard: when you get done, I have some dishes that need done too
[01:51:00] <SpallsHurgenson> paulej72: don't be silly, that's what you guys have bytram around for
[01:54:20] <JamesNZ> Oh Qt, why doth thee vex me so?
[01:55:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, shotgun shells ain't cheap lately, how many you need taken care of?
[01:56:01] <paulej72> I think the local police would frown on using a 12 guage to clean the dishes
[01:56:29] <paulej72> now if I was back in my place in PA, not an issue
[01:59:44] <SpallsHurgenson> those are extra-grimy dishes; use a howitzer
[02:01:02] <SpallsHurgenson> (in my experience, few of life's problems cannot be solved with the proper application of sustained artillery fire :)
[02:01:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> !grab SpallsHurgenson
[02:01:12] <Bender> Added quote 392
[02:01:19] <chromas> <TheMightyBuzzard> just need more excuses to sit around boozing
[02:01:19] <chromas> It's called nascar
[02:01:37] <SpallsHurgenson> !quotes spallshurgenson
[02:01:53] <chromas> !quote pants
[02:01:53] <Bender> Quote 282 - <Leebert> And no, I'm not sucking it out of your pants.
[02:01:57] <Bender> Also in quotes: 296, 319, 380
[02:02:04] <SpallsHurgenson> meh, one day I'll remember the syntax
[02:02:08] <TheMightyBuzzard> good thinking, haven't watched since my favorite two drivers got in career/life-ending wrecks.
[02:02:43] <chromas> "Watching nascar" sounds better than "drinking all day"
[02:03:02] <chromas> marketing++
[02:03:02] <Bender> karma - marketing: 1
[02:03:13] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus there's the ritual pre-race go-kart racing
[02:03:43] <SpallsHurgenson> http://videosift.com
[02:03:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Marketing Jesus Genius
[02:03:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> wherein you get to practice the pit maneuver on your buds and see if you can get them to go over the guard rail
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[02:24:24] <SpallsHurgenson2> so THAT'S what happens when I do that
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[02:33:14] <juggs> In that situation you can reclaim your original nick with /ns GHOST <nick> [password]
[02:33:26] <juggs> Some clients have the option to do it automagically
[02:34:09] <paulej72> using a bouncer solves that issue too
[02:34:35] <SpallsHurgenson> all too much effort for IRC
[02:34:53] <SpallsHurgenson> now, if this were Usenet, I'd be all for it :)
[02:35:31] <SpallsHurgenson> 'cause Usenet is where its at! that's where the cool kids hang out, like me! :)
[02:35:46] <juggs> Do they all have smartphones like you?
[02:36:13] <paulej72> yes they usenet on their phones
[02:36:43] <SpallsHurgenson> NewsTap :)
[02:36:46] <juggs> amazeballs! that is some retro cool right there man!
[02:37:38] * chromas gives SpallsHurgensona a swat on the butt for using an apple-brand pocket computer
[02:38:07] <SpallsHurgenson> bah, its better than android crap. I mean, sure its a walled garden, but at least it's a NICE garden
[02:38:23] <paulej72> shore is
[02:38:38] <SpallsHurgenson> android reminds me of detroit :)
[02:38:57] <chromas> because it's got a black-on-white theme?
[02:38:59] <SpallsHurgenson> lots of potential and freedom, but who really wants to live there?
[02:45:04] <SpallsHurgenson> (kitty sure is restless tonight)
[02:45:42] <juggs> microwaves are good for calming down restless kitties.....
[02:46:22] <paulej72> 12 guage shotgun or 50 cal works well too
[02:47:07] <juggs> 50 cal is overkill isn't it... would there be any kitty left to be classed as calm?
[02:47:36] <chromas> the kitty becomes one with the room
[02:47:47] <juggs> very zen
[02:49:29] <SpallsHurgenson> there were workmen in the house today, so she spent the whole day hiding motionless in the closet. I get to reap all that stored up energy. If only I had a cat-powered generator...
[02:50:31] <paulej72> did she leave any presents in the closet
[02:51:03] <JamesNZ> www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3xBhqcjqY
[02:51:11] <SpallsHurgenson> ehn, not my problem; it's not MY closet :)
[02:51:37] <paulej72> tie a piece of buttered toast on to her back and thow her up into the air
[02:51:53] <SpallsHurgenson> tried it; it doesn't work
[02:52:00] <chromas> buttered toast!
[02:52:11] <SpallsHurgenson> the forces of the universe prevent the toast from being attached to the cat in the first place
[02:52:20] <paulej72> lol
[02:52:20] <ciri> it's not that funny :)
[02:53:28] <juggs> ciri++
[02:53:28] <Bender> karma - ciri: -35
[02:53:44] * SpallsHurgenson looks at ciri meaningfully as he prepares an artillery barrage
[02:54:22] * juggs looks meaningfully at SpallsHurgenson as he prepares a nuclear strike
[02:54:23] <JamesNZ> An artillery barrage of lurve?
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[02:56:48] <paulej72> lololo
[02:56:49] <juggs> damn mutants
[02:56:50] <RoachHurgenson> I ain't 'fraid of no nukes! :)
[02:56:50] <chromas> quick, ciri! take his name!
[02:56:51] <juggs> :D
[02:57:01] RoachHurgenson is now known as SpallsHurgenson
[02:57:38] <SpallsHurgenson> whoa... that was very kafkaesque
[02:59:00] <SpallsHurgenson> geez, what am I gonna do with all these legs?
[03:00:01] <paulej72> sell them on ebay
[03:00:07] <juggs> moar smartphones!
[03:00:25] <paulej72> deep fry them for a snack later
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[03:04:39] <SpallsZilla> (just playing with Chatzilla)
[03:04:51] <SpallsZilla> (and now I'm bored already)
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[03:08:07] <juggs> 12 seconds to become bored... good work :)
[03:08:47] <SpallsHurgenson> it suddenly occurred to me I didn't need another IRC client :)
[03:09:07] <chromas> what if kitty wants to join?
[03:09:27] <SpallsHurgenson> she has an ipad :)
[03:10:10] <chromas> someone should make an irc client for that
[03:10:12] <juggs> ye gads - pls keep pet bots to #pets or something
[03:10:14] <chromas> call it iRc
[03:10:51] <juggs> right, I must away and attend to my sleep. Night all o/
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[03:12:34] <botctl> meow
[03:13:08] <SpallsHurgenson> you're no real kitty!
[03:16:25] <botctl> How dare you question my kittytude?! I shall barf in one shoe and shat in the other.
[03:16:26] <ciri> not sure
[03:17:17] <SpallsHurgenson> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:17:18] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Hoping for spy reforms? Jeb Bush, dangerously close to being the next US prez, backs the NSA • The Register
[03:18:04] <SpallsHurgenson> and on the other side of things:
[03:18:06] <SpallsHurgenson> http://thehackernews.com
[03:18:06] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03MegaNet ? New Decentralized, Non-IP Based and Encrypted Network - Hacker News
[03:19:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> meh, jeb bush couldn't win the primary if all the other candidates dropped out
[03:20:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> and i'm not using a damned thing with dotcom's name associated with it.
[03:20:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyone retarded enough to change their name to dotcom is not bright enough to handle my security.
[03:21:54] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Anti-Petroleum Movement a Growing Security Threat to Canada - http://sylnt.us - burning-bridges
[03:23:33] <SpallsHurgenson> hey, when you ain't got the oil, burning bridges may be the only way to keep warm :)
[03:25:12] <chromas> "In 2013, at the beginning of the liberation of Iraq, neither Twitter nor ISIS existed."
[03:26:32] <SpallsHurgenson> so Twitter is a terrorist organization, I knew it!
[03:30:32] <SpallsHurgenson> mind you, Twitter was founded in 2006 but let's not let facts get in the way of getting this plague off the internet :)
[03:31:16] <n1> chromas, is that in tfa?
[03:31:37] <chromas> in spalls' jeb bush tfa
[03:31:47] <chromas> http://www.theregister.co.uk
[03:31:47] <Hedonismbot> ^* 03Hoping for spy reforms? Jeb Bush, dangerously close to being the next US prez, backs the NSA • The Register
[03:32:05] <n1> ah so good news all around then
[03:32:21] <chromas> the gov could learn from the toothpaste companies
[03:32:27] <n1> i have been wondering
[03:32:29] <chromas> add tarder control
[03:32:30] <n1> if i should bet on jeb bush
[03:32:39] <n1> make it a win situation
[03:33:57] <n1> would have worked when i was going to bet on obama in 08, missed opportunity
[03:34:50] <SirFinkus> well, we all know how THAT worked out
[03:34:51] <n1> actually mccain.
[03:35:00] <n1> got mixed up there, it's late
[03:35:21] <SirFinkus> at least mccain is actually anti-torture
[03:35:27] <n1> i cant vote, not being american... but ladbrokes will let me bet on it
[03:35:32] <n1> mccain got better after he lost
[03:35:38] <n1> as politicians seem to do quite a lot
[03:35:49] <SirFinkus> mccain has always been anti-torture though
[03:35:51] <n1> when they lose-retire
[03:36:23] <n1> it's a shame thats surprising
[03:36:39] <SirFinkus> not really, when you know his history
[03:36:55] <SirFinkus> he was a POW
[03:37:08] <SirFinkus> that's why his face is kinda fucked up
[03:37:44] <n1> i never noticed
[03:38:51] <SirFinkus> http://en.wikipedia.org
[03:38:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Wiki: John McCain
[03:40:46] <n1> that is very interesting, thanks for the link
[03:42:51] <SpallsHurgenson> problem: the battery on my laptop is low, but the charger is all the way in the other room
[03:42:58] <n1> now i really must sleep
[03:43:04] <n1> laters folks
[03:43:12] <SirFinkus> night
[03:43:56] <JamesNZ> Is it just me or has McCain's profile picture description been vandalized?
[03:44:27] * SpallsHurgenson debates whether the issue is serious enough for 911 (or 0118 999 881 999 119 753, whichever is easier to remember)
[03:44:48] <JamesNZ> The latter :)
[03:45:05] <SirFinkus> haha
[03:48:05] <SpallsHurgenson> IIRC, 911 actually works in the UK (in addition to the correct 999) because American TV programs have confused the issue so much
[03:48:29] <SpallsHurgenson> not that I've ever tested it
[03:49:31] <JamesNZ> Fixed.
[03:50:15] <SpallsHurgenson> Vasectomy?
[03:55:11] <SpallsHurgenson> remember, it takes balls to get a vasectomy
[04:08:09] <SpallsHurgenson> obviously a sensitive subject :)
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[05:23:26] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Mozilla's Flash-killer 'Shumway' Appears in Firefox Nightlies - http://sylnt.us - shumway-shumhow-adobe-is-going-down
[06:07:03] <arti> ๏̯͡๏﴿
[06:07:40] <arti> ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
[06:10:30] <crutchy> ¿
[06:11:28] <arti> ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
[06:12:06] <crutchy> (o Y o)
[06:12:48] <arti> ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
[06:13:28] <crutchy> 8==DÖ
[06:13:31] * arti hands crutchy [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
[06:13:44] <arti> (◕‿◕)
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[06:22:52] <JamesNZ> Such unicode, so emoji.
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[06:29:22] <arti> (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
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[06:48:00] <ar> https://svnweb.freebsd.org - local DoS in FreeBSD, no cve
[06:48:00] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( https://svnweb.FreeBSD.org )
[07:02:49] <arti> not a fan of freebsd eh
[07:03:00] <arti> yesterday you were harping on a development branch :D
[07:03:23] <ar> i do want to like freebsd. but it doesn't let me :<
[07:06:46] <arti> it's hard to like tools with better licenses.
[07:07:48] <ar> i do like the tools. i use tmux and bsdtar/libarchive every day.
[07:09:46] <arti> http://www.cvedetails.com
[07:09:46] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Top 50 products having highest number of cve security vulnerabilities
[07:10:32] <arti> swiss cheese.
[07:11:11] <arti> looks like linux is #1
[07:11:30] <arti> no wonder you're proud :D
[07:14:47] <crutchy> windows likely has a fair amount of linux in it. does that count?
[07:15:03] <arti> nah more bsd
[07:15:04] <crutchy> esp the 'rewritten' windows 8
[07:15:19] <arti> ftp and their stack, well what's left of it.
[07:15:22] <arti> tcp/ip
[07:24:34] <ar> arti: the thing is, many other products get security fixes without CVE assigned
[07:24:46] <ar> arti: like the freebsd fix i just linked to
[07:24:58] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Samsung Takes on Apple Pay by Acquiring Mobile Wallet Startup LoopPay - http://sylnt.us - charging-into-the-fray
[07:25:15] <arti> it's cool man, linux is easily 5x better with DoS, high score right?
[07:25:44] <arti> last year 89, compared to 17.
[07:26:19] <arti> let's take a closer look
[07:26:20] <arti> http://www.cvedetails.com
[07:26:21] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Linux Linux Kernel : CVE security vulnerabilities, versions and detailed reports
[07:26:32] <arti> http://www.cvedetails.com
[07:26:32] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Freebsd Freebsd : CVE security vulnerabilities, versions and detailed reports
[07:38:30] <ar> http://thenextweb.com
[07:38:31] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Lenovo Caught Installing Adware On New Computers
[07:38:59] <arti> btw heard about some french malware, begat or something
[07:40:27] <arti> babar
[07:40:30] <arti> lol begat
[07:40:30] <ciri> i missed it, what are you laughing at? >.>
[07:40:50] <chromas> tmux++
[07:40:50] <Bender> karma - tmux: 9
[07:40:58] <arti> timmay++
[07:40:58] <Bender> karma - timmay: 1
[07:41:17] <arti> http://motherboard.vice.com
[07:41:17] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Meet Babar, a New Malware Almost Certainly Created by France | Motherboard
[07:41:20] <chromas> I just learned if I connect to the same session twice, it adjusts to the connection with the smalles terminal
[07:41:33] <chromas> ooh, elephants
[08:56:07] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - The FDA Buries Evidence of Fraud in Medical Trials - http://sylnt.us - where-else-could-they-bury-it?
[09:12:17] <crutchy> now who was i debating the merits of the FDA with some time ago?
[09:12:47] <crutchy> "we need the FDA to protect us"
[09:13:28] <crutchy> food manufacturing corporations probably have better quality control than anything the FDA could come up with
[09:14:54] <crutchy> and not because the FDA requires it - cos if they didn't nobody would buy their food. the cost of poisoning your customers is less profit. that's why corporations care more about their customers than any government agency possibly could
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[10:57:39] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - With Eye on 1 Gigawatt, SolarCity Moves into Solyndra's Old Factory - http://sylnt.us - like-Topsy
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[11:00:30] <SoyCow8459> If there's an editor around....
[11:00:45] <SoyCow8459> There's a typo ion the title of the last submission needs fixing
[11:01:18] <SoyCow8459> "Peter Osborne" - should be "Peter Oborne"
[11:06:31] <crutchy> from the obourne-identity department?
[11:06:45] <crutchy> s/u//
[11:06:45] <sedctl> <crutchy> from the oborne-identity department?
[11:07:52] <crutchy> n1, Azrael ^^^
[11:09:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[11:09:56] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1088
[11:10:00] <crutchy> coffee++
[11:10:01] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1089
[11:10:01] <crutchy> ++coffee
[11:10:01] <Hedonismbot> Karma - coffee: 275
[11:10:10] <crutchy> mornin tmb
[11:10:27] <TheMightyBuzzard> hyurg
[11:18:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> ~gday crutchy
[11:18:53] * exec abnormally flings a socket of toilet water at crutchy
[11:19:22] <crutchy> yummo
[11:21:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, finally a good one. i was startin to think exec was cheatin for ya.
[11:22:13] <crutchy> ~rehash
[11:22:18] <exec> successfully reloaded exec file (131 aliases)
[11:22:24] <crutchy> ~eds
[11:23:44] <crutchy> ~eds
[11:23:44] <exec> editor ping: janrinok LaminatorX n1 nick martyb Bytram Azrael mrcoolbp
[11:23:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> nice
[11:24:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's just a sub right now, no real worries till they wake up and start pushing stories
[11:25:17] <crutchy> thought maybe that would be handy one to maybe put in the topic for any soycows that swing by that might not be familar with the editor nicks
[11:25:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> jes, quite handy
[11:26:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> hey, Subsentient, you ever gonna finish training and Ed up?
[11:26:43] <crutchy> made up an empty one for devs too but haven't filled out nicks cos the team is so huge we don't want anyone to be swamped with replies :D
[11:26:52] <Subsentient> TheMightyBuzzard: Yes. Nobody has approached me.
[11:26:56] <Subsentient> I kinda forgot
[11:27:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> woops, bug janrinok for training stuff and mrcoolbp for anything else ya need
[11:27:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> whatever happened to lancepodstrong?
[11:28:10] <TheMightyBuzzard> haven't seen him in a couple days
[11:28:14] <crutchy> slashctl start ed-fu
[11:28:39] <crutchy> ~last lancepodstrong
[11:29:00] * crutchy sighs. really need to fix that stupid script :/
[11:29:07] <crutchy> ...
[11:29:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> it is getting decidedly slow, yeah
[11:29:52] <exec> last privmsg for lancepodstrong in #soylent: [2015-02-15 15:48:27] merr
[11:30:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, like four days ago
[11:30:08] <crutchy> it was just one of those ones that i threw together at the time to see if i could get it to work
[11:30:57] * crutchy is easily distr... oooh look a pwny!!!
[11:31:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> should just create a linked list with the nick as a key and the last thing said+datetime as the value
[11:31:43] <crutchy> eventually i'll mysqlify it
[11:31:45] <TheMightyBuzzard> requires proper always up of exec though
[11:32:51] <crutchy> doesn't need to be here for logging, cos it pilfers from logs.sylnt.us but i need a scheduled script to scrape and parse
[11:33:03] <crutchy> i'm just lazy
[11:34:24] <TheMightyBuzzard> good man, that. lazy isn't just a hobby, it's the key of a virtuous life.
[11:34:55] <crutchy> if i eventually want it bad enough, it will happen :p
[11:36:47] <crutchy> ~devs
[11:36:47] <exec> dev ping: TheMightyBuzzard paulej72 poutine
[11:36:51] <crutchy> :D
[11:36:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> har
[11:37:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> ncommander been pondering starting back in on getting apache2 working
[11:37:27] <crutchy> cool
[11:37:34] <crutchy> that's a biggie
[11:37:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, if he can get it we can drop a bunch of known security vulnerabilities
[11:37:59] <crutchy> as in level-of-awesomesauce wise
[11:38:14] <paulej72> you are lucky I have my sound off
[11:38:35] <crutchy> it was umm errr chromasers fault ;p
[11:38:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> and a very early good mornin to you, paulej72
[11:40:28] <paulej72> got to go to vamps and get some blood drained
[11:45:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh fun. you got little hidey veins or big ole garden hoses like me?
[11:45:31] <crutchy> getting some of the comment layout and reply form thingy working. http://news.my.to
[11:45:31] <Hedonismbot> ^✓ 03Test story title - news.my.to
[11:45:52] <crutchy> even got a little preview thingy :)
[11:46:49] <crutchy> no submit yet though
[12:03:07] <paulej72> tiny hiddy ones
[12:03:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> suck. mine're still all bulgy n close to the surface from when i lifted a lot as a teenager n the army n stuff
[12:03:43] <paulej72> got only on that is easy to get to
[12:04:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> mind you my stomach is all bulgy too nowadays
[12:05:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many bits that don't function properly to work out any more
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[13:07:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> mornin, janrinok
[13:08:51] <janrinok> mornin to you, afternoon from me. Started the move yet?
[13:09:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> i freakin wish. bud's boss is dicking him around about getting a firm move date still.
[13:09:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh, submission bug
[13:09:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> SoyCow8459> There's a typo ion the title of the last submission needs fixing
[13:09:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> <SoyCow8459> "Peter Osborne" - should be "Peter Oborne"
[13:09:53] <janrinok> so, surrounded by packed boxes and nowhere to go....
[13:10:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> essentially, yeah. and a whole mess of stuff what don't fit in boxes like toolchests n table saws n the like
[13:10:30] <janrinok> I'm on it
[13:11:19] <TheMightyBuzzard> also, Subsentient has been editor recruit material for like months n months n needs a mentor to prod buttocks and get him all squared away.
[13:12:13] <janrinok> I'm available - didn't know he was actually waiting. That's LancePodstrong and subsentient bothing joining us!
[13:12:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, less work for you when they're all trained up!
[13:12:55] <janrinok> hope they stay longer than some others ....
[13:13:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> nod nod. editing's a largely thankless but necessary job.
[13:13:54] <TheMightyBuzzard> i got the appreciates though. anyone who keeps me from having to do it is jim dandy in my book.
[13:14:18] <janrinok> we got some grateful comments on the 'Birthday' story. n1 and I were discussing it yesterday - a morale building thing.
[13:14:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> yar, saw that.
[13:14:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> did we run anything the 17th for our public birthday?
[13:15:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> wasn't paying attention that day. musta been busy.
[13:15:51] <janrinok> Do you know if LancePodstrong has been given access to the prod system yet? I know its not your responsibility but you often see/hear things that I miss
[13:16:14] <janrinok> nothing seen on the 17th
[13:16:37] <TheMightyBuzzard> not that i know of, he's been absent for the past four days from the main channel
[13:16:59] <janrinok> Ah, perhaps I frightened him off then...?
[13:17:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, hope not
[13:20:32] <janrinok> what are you working on at the moment?
[13:21:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> my second cup of coffee
[13:22:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> if i don't hear any word on a move date by the weekend i'll start back coding after that until i do
[13:23:53] <janrinok> I'm trying to suss out the OpenStreetMap api to incorporate it into a project
[13:24:02] <TheMightyBuzzard> oh ya?
[13:24:55] <janrinok> nothing clever, but I need a map to display collected GPS data. Should be easy but I keep being interrupted by realworld things
[13:25:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> ahh, nod nod
[13:25:31] <TheMightyBuzzard> doesn't appear to be anything in the way of a perl module for it
[13:26:15] <janrinok> I'm writing in python but I could easily(?) convert a perl module if I stumbled on one#
[13:28:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> nothing but a parser of openstreetmap xml dumps on cpan so prolly doesn't exist
[13:28:16] <paulej72> I'm back
[13:28:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> how many times they have to jab ya?
[13:28:36] <ciri> don't ask me!
[13:28:45] <janrinok> I may have found something on Google
[13:29:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> honestly, api modules are really, really easy to write
[13:30:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> you just go through step by step and wrap their calls, convenience methods as you feel the desire.
[13:31:42] <TheMightyBuzzard> looks like you want the webmap framework instead though
[13:31:53] <janrinok> yep I just discovered that
[13:33:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> mapi looks like just the thing
[13:33:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> only it's a dead link
[13:33:59] <janrinok> yes, but I HATE js
[13:34:36] <paulej72> only once, but they pulled 4 vials and I had to give a urin sample as well.
[13:34:43] <janrinok> ...and as you say, dead
[13:35:00] <TheMightyBuzzard> kartograph maybe then
[13:35:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> fun fun. yet another helpful use of coffee.
[13:35:32] <TheMightyBuzzard> coffee++
[13:35:32] <Bender> karma - coffee: 1090
[13:35:55] <janrinok> yep - kartograph has some useful links and howtos
[13:43:43] <TheMightyBuzzard> http://phys.org
[13:43:44] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03OpenStreetMap adds A to B directions
[13:46:07] <janrinok> TheMightyBuzzard: kartograph is the one - dead simple to use once it is installed
[13:46:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> smooth
[13:47:15] * TheMightyBuzzard scratches his chin
[13:47:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> think i'll play with botctl today
[13:48:47] <janrinok> would botctl include a method of killing ciri?
[13:50:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, pj says i'm not allowed
[13:51:49] <janrinok> what does ciri achieve apart from pissing people off?
[13:51:51] <ar> https://plus.google.com
[13:51:52] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Łukasz Bolikowski - Google+
[13:53:27] <paulej72> ciri feeds tama in #
[13:53:47] <janrinok> is that a foreign language?
[13:57:44] <ar> janrinok: it's in english
[13:58:22] <janrinok> oops - right over my head then
[13:59:35] <janrinok> ar: I'll just have to accept that ciri is important then.
[14:01:06] <TheMightyBuzzard> neither ciri nor tama are actually important but they're apparently necessary to help improve our patience so we don't take frustrations out on users.
[14:01:42] <janrinok> but the only frustrations I have are caused by ciri!
[14:02:01] <paulej72> then it is working
[14:02:07] <janrinok> lol
[14:02:07] <ciri> hahaha
[14:02:48] <TheMightyBuzzard> really does help to put it on ignore
[14:03:41] <janrinok> so it can be treated like any other unwanted user... that's next on my list for this afternoon then!
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[15:15:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> yeesh, can't stay connected
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[15:19:53] <ar> shell cells
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[15:20:46] <TheMightyBuzzard> by the sea shore?
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[15:48:13] <janrinok> hi ciri
[15:48:13] <ciri> hi janrinok
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[18:03:03] <Bender> [SoylentNews] - Journal of Brief Ideas - http://sylnt.us - like-a-craigs-list-for-scientists
[18:54:11] <arti> :D
[18:56:03] <ar> https://canibesuperphished.com
[18:56:04] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Can I Be Super-Phished?
[19:30:44] <Azrael> exec: pong
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[20:13:17] <crutchy> hi Azrael there was an issue with a story that a soycow mentioned (above the ping)
[20:13:17] <ciri> hi i'm happy today! :D crutchy
[20:14:21] <crutchy> i've modified the script so it says "editor ping for $nick"
[20:15:05] <Azrael> crutchy: has it been fixed now?
[20:15:09] <chromas> crutchy: could it take an optional %%trailing%% for a ping reason?
[20:15:59] <crutchy> Azrael, not sure. was to do with spelling of a name. something to do with Osborne vs Oborne
[20:16:19] <crutchy> chromas, good idea :)
[20:16:23] <crutchy> chromas++
[20:16:23] <Bender> karma - chromas: 69
[20:16:27] <crutchy> :D
[20:19:32] <chromas> oh yeah, this one: http://soylentnews.org
[20:19:33] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by tonyPick: Peter Osborne, and Leaving The Telegraph
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[20:20:40] <crutchy> closed the wrong tab :/
[20:21:26] <chromas> hah: http://soylentnews.org(humour)
[20:21:27] <Hedonismbot> ^ 0304SN Submission by : Systemd 219 released (humour)
[20:21:36] <chromas> humor++
[20:21:36] <Bender> karma - humor: 1
[20:22:00] <crutchy> now it will say "editor ping for $nick (reason: $trailing): $nicks -- if there is a trailing
[20:25:38] <Azrael> well I might fix it if my browser decides to let me visit web pages :/
[20:30:14] <Azrael> ahh it is in submission queue ... there is a note on it already for editors to fix the spelling when pushing it through :)
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[21:06:57] <crutchy> http://www.foxnews.com
[21:06:57] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03The strange philanthropy of Chris Ruddy: Righty newsman pledges $1M to Clintons | Fox News
[21:07:54] <crutchy> fox_news-- # but if there was a $1 million pledge it sure as hell wasn't for the kiddies
[21:07:54] <Bender> karma - fox_news: -1
[21:13:22] <crutchy> http://www.nytimes.com
[21:13:23] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( http://www.nytimes.com )
[21:13:37] <crutchy> derp
[21:13:46] <crutchy> ~title http://www.nytimes.com
[21:13:54] <exec> portion of title left of " - " exists in url
[21:14:18] <crutchy> wtf?
[21:14:40] <crutchy> "Walmart Raising Wage to at Least $9"
[21:16:24] <crutchy> that'll slow down the minimum wage hike train
[21:16:42] <crutchy> "but... but... dem ebil corporations!"
[21:17:22] <crutchy> ok $9 is still pretty shit, but in most countries those kinds of jobs are for kids
[21:17:46] <crutchy> any adult who thinks they should be able to raise a family on minimum wage has rocks in their head
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[21:58:16] * TheMightyBuzzard yawns
[21:59:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> crutchy, and that's the problem. we've got an entire generation so fucked up they'd rather work for shit than gain a marketable skill.
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[22:17:52] <arti> walmart is terrible
[22:18:10] <arti> they have programs to help their employees get foodstamps
[22:18:15] <arti> :|
[22:20:59] <arti> http://www.nytimes.com
[22:20:59] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03 ( http://www.nytimes.com )
[22:23:02] <paulej72> well now that we have super walmarts, the employees can do all of their shopping at walmart and get employee discounts to boot on top of their food stamps
[22:24:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> point is no sane adult should ever allow themselves to be in a position to have to work at wal-mart
[22:24:45] <paulej72> there you go talking about sane people and walmart oxymoron teritory
[22:24:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair nuff
[22:25:38] <paulej72> "when I grow up I want to be a walmart greeter on my rascal."
[22:26:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya and we got gerzillions who never thought far enough ahead that they're actually in that position. no skills whatsoever.
[22:26:50] <arti> the biggest factor to one's success in this life is your parents.
[22:26:55] <arti> genetic lottery
[22:27:19] <JamesNZ> Not necessarily, great men have come from nothing.
[22:27:28] <TheMightyBuzzard> yep and we had a generation of hippies followed by a generation which're still living at home with the hippies.
[22:27:49] <arti> jamesNZ, i'll wager money
[22:28:02] <paulej72> lol
[22:28:03] <ciri> lol damn!
[22:28:04] <arti> if your parents do OK youll do OK > someone who came from no money.
[22:28:06] <JamesNZ> arti: Ok, John Key.
[22:28:22] <TheMightyBuzzard> he ain't wrong. if you're not taught to use the head on your shoulders, you probably won't.
[22:28:32] <JamesNZ> arti: Oh, that I'd agree with. I'm just saying that it's not the rule.
[22:28:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if your parents are poor, they prolly didn't know how either.
[22:28:54] <arti> here's how it works
[22:29:10] <arti> your parents pay off their house or have a business, chances are you start out with that.
[22:29:15] <arti> or acquire that
[22:29:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, thas not how it works. that happens much later after they die.
[22:29:49] <paulej72> not me I paid off my parents house :P
[22:30:09] <paulej72> well still paying
[22:30:10] <arti> well pardon me, after they die.
[22:30:15] <arti> that's a huge bonus
[22:30:29] <arti> also, i've seen oodles of people who live at home and save their money and put it on a house
[22:30:30] <TheMightyBuzzard> right but that's most of your life gone by then, that bit gotta be accounted for.
[22:31:11] <arti> "hey dad, i need a place to stay"
[22:31:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> like most folks not stuck in retard/teenager jobs i know have their own house in their 30s.
[22:31:43] <arti> it's easier when you're married.
[22:31:46] <arti> 2 incomes
[22:31:46] <ciri> 3
[22:31:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> and that's no shit
[22:32:04] <arti> also, depends where you live.
[22:32:11] <TheMightyBuzzard> or at least free child care
[22:32:17] <arti> either way, if your folks make it, chances are you'll make it.
[22:32:34] <arti> hardmode = doing it all yourself
[22:32:37] <paulej72> here in NJ you need to have already owned a house to afford one here.
[22:32:52] <arti> because real estate has become a realm for casual investors
[22:32:58] <arti> should tax the fuck out of non resident owners
[22:33:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> the old "i'll wait till 30s before getting married and having kits" has doomed quite a few people.
[22:33:30] <arti> never has less been owned by many.
[22:33:36] <paulej72> when they sell that is, I see nothing wrong with having a vaca home
[22:33:50] <arti> i didn't say it was wrong, you're brining morals into it.
[22:33:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, real estate is gone to shit. it's a great time to buy if you can get a loan.
[22:34:29] <arti> who has the money? they snap them up. look at home flipping
[22:34:40] <paulej72> but can you afford the loan. Here I could not get even a 144sqft place
[22:34:55] <paulej72> property taxes would kill me
[22:35:03] <paulej72> but I can afford to rent
[22:35:12] <arti> and the price of rent is equiv to a mortgage?
[22:35:23] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, i don't get that. i bought a bloody four bedroom home in my 30s on a single guy's income.
[22:35:26] <paulej72> way less
[22:35:38] <TheMightyBuzzard> granted i don't make shit but still.
[22:35:44] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard, you sound like a euro talking about how cheap fuel is state side
[22:36:07] <TheMightyBuzzard> nah, i just live where housing is cheap and easy to acquire.
[22:36:21] <arti> nah, i just live where gas is cheap and easy to acquire.
[22:36:29] <paulej72> living where the "demand" is high gives outrageous prices for places. A 4 bedrrom around here would be 500K at least
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[22:36:52] <arti> i've seen many people brag about how they got into a home around here
[22:36:59] <arti> sans their folks chipping in 100k downpayment
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[22:37:35] <TheMightyBuzzard> around here 100k would buy you a very servicable house outright.
[22:37:54] <arti> * 10 around here.
[22:38:30] <arti> want an hour and a half commute? * 4
[22:38:45] <paulej72> if I was back in western PA and getting a decent wage I could easily afford to get a place. Yea my 3 bedroom in PA is 130K wiht 10 acres
[22:39:05] <arti> hows the internet?
[22:39:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> i paid around $75k for mine and it's fairly nice for the area but only fairly
[22:40:09] <TheMightyBuzzard> wtf arti, you live in NYC or something?
[22:40:10] <paulej72> I don't have internet at my place in pa, but I would have my choice of DSL or sat. Cable is about .2 miles away
[22:40:24] <arti> opposite side of the country
[22:40:46] <arti> it's all those high tech jobs buying shit up
[22:40:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> commute like the rest of the schlubs then and quit eyeing what's so obviously out of your price range =P
[22:41:05] <arti> lol
[22:41:06] <ciri> lol that's funny!
[22:41:19] <arti> commuting is for meetings, i work remotely
[22:41:27] <paulej72> and if FIOS ever came to my neck of the woods, I would have to run new conduit down to the pole (100 yds or so)
[22:41:27] <arti> done so for the last 6 years
[22:41:40] <TheMightyBuzzard> i mean yeah, a place in SF is gonna cost you both nuts but you can drive a bit and save at least one nut.
[22:41:55] <arti> i don't live in SF with the fascist gays
[22:42:04] <arti> couldn't pay me enough
[22:43:07] <arti> i'm enjoying the weather, coming from a 4 season climate
[22:43:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> example but you'll never make a proper whiny democrat saying things like that
[22:44:03] <paulej72> damn sub prime loans drove up housing prices to the point that normal people can't afford shit
[22:44:15] <arti> also foreign investment
[22:44:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> plus you'll get the social justice warriors on you. we'll have to declare #ArtiGate
[22:44:28] <arti> just stating facts.
[22:45:14] <TheMightyBuzzard> prices outside the cities are still fine. down enough in fact my bud is gonna have a hell of a time getting his house sold.
[22:45:30] <arti> why? he can easily sell it
[22:45:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> that bubble we had is why prices are high. anyone who bought during it doesn't want the loss
[22:46:04] <TheMightyBuzzard> and they can always just wait
[22:46:04] <arti> you should tell him the value will keep going up!
[22:46:33] <TheMightyBuzzard> it likely will but still. he's gonna end up making two house payments afore long.
[22:46:41] <arti> also, TMB your encouragement for people to get married young is pretty awesome
[22:46:48] <paulej72> rent the old one out
[22:46:58] <arti> as a male you're crazy to get married.
[22:47:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> it's the smart time to do it. if you're gonna be poor anyway, might as well have one of the main capital sucks go along with it.
[22:47:41] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, thought about it. too many meth heads around here though.
[22:47:54] <paulej72> two incomes are nice for house payments.
[22:47:56] <TheMightyBuzzard> can't interview well if you're out of state.
[22:48:03] <arti> http://www.economist.com
[22:48:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> that too
[22:48:05] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03Daily chart: When the embers grow cold | The Economist
[22:48:17] <arti> 8 expensive years.
[22:48:53] <paulej72> don't mary for love or passion, marry for financial reasons
[22:49:12] <paulej72> hell have seperate bedrooms
[22:49:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> wise if less than romantic advice
[22:49:13] <arti> family. court.
[22:49:28] <arti> we can do a script for it to
[22:50:05] <TheMightyBuzzard> the idea that your wife/husband gotta be your Soul Mate is really relatively new
[22:50:10] <arti> while(male) { return value * 0.5 }
[22:50:42] <arti> i like how this implies love.
[22:50:54] <arti> sounds like you're all gambling men
[22:50:55] <TheMightyBuzzard> me, i'd rather have someone i can stand being around regularly whose skills compliment mine
[22:51:09] <arti> "hell! how could i lose, 50/50 is pretty good odds!"
[22:51:42] <arti> alimony, what a tripe.
[22:51:53] <paulej72> TheMightyBuzzard, when you start to talk like that then gender does not come into the equation
[22:52:15] <arti> yeah man, why haven't you married someone from this channel?
[22:52:25] <TheMightyBuzzard> paulej72, boobs are non-negotiable
[22:52:26] <arti> you work well with others, it would be purely logical.
[22:52:39] <arti> 30% of the population is obese, you'll find some tits.
[22:52:49] <paulej72> who said you would get viewing privs
[22:52:51] <arti> bonus if you like them on the bak
[22:52:52] * TheMightyBuzzard eyes paulej72
[22:53:13] <arti> as an aside, have you seen I Love You Phillip Morris
[22:53:51] <TheMightyBuzzard> heh, nah, the idea you gotta be in lurve to have teh seks is bloody stupid too.
[22:53:51] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard, i guess i've been married
[22:54:02] <arti> i had a business partner
[22:54:17] <TheMightyBuzzard> and massively wrong or i been doing something impossible for decades
[22:54:45] <arti> TheMightyBuzzard, since mongering is a new thing, you might be onto something.
[22:55:03] <TheMightyBuzzard> FWBs FTW
[22:55:08] <arti> indeed.
[22:55:30] <arti> still, you're at a disadvantage should they reconsider.
[22:55:34] <TheMightyBuzzard> i find one i can stand being around for days at a time ima throw rings at her
[22:55:54] * arti imagines TMB tossing greasy onion rings
[22:56:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> she'd have to be willing to accept one too. nobody without a sense of humor allowed.
[22:56:50] <TheMightyBuzzard> mmmmmm.... onion rings...
[22:56:57] <TheMightyBuzzard> man, now i'm hungry
[22:56:58] <arti> yeah, i had some earlier this week.
[22:57:04] <arti> they mixed in a couple with the fries.
[22:57:08] <paulej72> some how i was imagining onion rings getting tossed onto someone's third leg
[22:57:15] <TheMightyBuzzard> awesome score
[22:57:16] <arti> i don't really like those
[22:57:25] <arti> they make me feel uncomfortable.
[22:57:52] <TheMightyBuzzard> you are frightened and disturbed by teh penis?
[22:57:59] <paulej72> OK i need to go home and get some food. bbl
[22:58:01] <arti> on a lady
[22:58:09] <arti> paulej72: tubesteak mang
[22:58:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> not enough internet pr0ns for you, arti
[22:58:25] <paulej72> no not really, but I was thinking it was probably Eth's
[22:58:36] <TheMightyBuzzard> laters paulej72
[22:58:40] <arti> godspeed
[22:59:02] <arti> that's one nice thing about the tubes, i've seen more than all my ancestors combined.
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[23:09:18] <TheMightyBuzzard> nother thing, divorce should not be allowed if there's kids unless there's also violence.
[23:09:49] <TheMightyBuzzard> too many single parents is destroying our economy
[23:10:10] <arti> but.butb.ut the war on poverty!
[23:10:16] <TheMightyBuzzard> zactly
[23:10:44] <arti> !g largest single parent communities
[23:10:44] <ciri> 2,990,000 results | Top 101 cities with the highest percentage of single-parent ... @ http://www.city-data.com | Single-Parent Families, by Race/Ethnicity | Data and Trends in ... @ http://www.actrochester.org | [PDF] us children in single-mother families - Population
[23:10:45] <ciri> Reference Bureau @ http://www.prb.org | New Harvard study, “Where is the Land of Opportunity,” finds single ... @ http://www.slate.com | Single Parents - Online Dating, Singles, Love @ RSVP Australia's ... @
[23:10:46] <ciri> http://www.rsvp.com.au
[23:11:26] <TheMightyBuzzard> and if you knock a chick up and refuse to at the very least pay child support, your ass goes to a federal work camp.
[23:11:41] <arti> congratulations on slavery.
[23:11:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> imprisonment for breaking the law
[23:11:56] <arti> her body, her choice, her responsibility
[23:12:19] <arti> thank god for male bc coming soon(tm)
[23:12:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> fair argument. i've got some there as well but they're less politically correct.
[23:13:01] <arti> with choice comes responsibility.
[23:13:01] <TheMightyBuzzard> on account of it's politically incorrect to demand people take responsibility for their actions
[23:13:32] <arti> i'm not advocating poking everything with reckless abandon
[23:13:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> shoot, i am. just wrap your package.
[23:14:34] <arti> still doesn't chance concent bs
[23:14:41] <arti> consent wow
[23:14:44] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, no kiddin.
[23:14:46] * arti puts down the pipe
[23:15:19] <arti> scope this http://www.businessinsider.com
[23:15:20] <Hedonismbot> ^ 03502 Bad Gateway
[23:15:20] <TheMightyBuzzard> drunkenness is not a get out of sex free card. it is in fact the mating cry of the human female.
[23:15:37] <arti> apparently it's still the responsibility of the male if both are drunk.
[23:15:53] <TheMightyBuzzard> bullshit
[23:15:54] <arti> that link works btw not sure wtf.
[23:16:08] <arti> skim that, it's amazing
[23:16:12] <TheMightyBuzzard> ya, seen lots like that lately
[23:16:47] <TheMightyBuzzard> if it wouldn't cost me return visits to the chick i'd be tempted to try it myself just for a contrary precedent
[23:16:56] <arti> hahaha
[23:17:29] <TheMightyBuzzard> anyhow, gonna go check on dinner. got a stew going in the crock pot.
[23:17:49] <arti> alright, lure some children in, you know, for fun.
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